/lit/ - Literature

IF SOMEONE BUYS YOUR SCRIPT, IT IS ALREADY A SUCCESS, MY KENNY; KEEP CRAFTING, AND READ MORE LITERATURE, MY FROG.

>>21737845


STICK TO MOVING PICTURES; LITERATURE IS NOT FOR YOU.

>>21736667


WHAT DETERMINES «WESTERN PHILOSOPHY», INTRINSICALLY, AND EXTRINSICALLY? —ID EST: IN WHAT CONSISTS «WESTERN PHILOSOPHY», AND, IT IS «WESTERN» RELATIVE TO WHAT/WHERE?

DEFINE «WESTERN PHILOSOPHY», OR DELETE THIS THREAD, LEAVE THIS BOARD, LEAVE THIS WEBSITE: «REDDIT», YOUR FOREVER HOME.

>>21736581


YOU WANT TO CHAT ABOUT PHILOSOPHY, BUT YOU USE VAGUE & SPURIOUS TERMS THAT YOU CANNOT & WOULD NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO DEFINE, AND INSIST ON USING THEM: PHILOSOPHY IS NOT FOR YOU.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS «WESTERN PHILOSOPHY».

EXCESSIVELY LONG, ARTLESSLY CRUDE, NULL HILARITY; A GOOD EROTIC POEM IS ALWAYS CONCISE & INGENIOUS; THAT IS NOT EVEN POETRY.

IMAGINE WANTING TO LEARN FRENCH.

WHY?

>>21734685

GERMAN PHILOSOPHY IS A PARODY OF PHILOSOPHY.

>So how am I supposed to read this shit? Which books can I skip? Is there a specific reading order?

THE LITERARY LIFESTYLE IS WAKING IN THE AFTERNOON OF A DAY THAT COULD BE, EITHER, TUESDAY, OR SATURDAY —NO ACTUAL DIFFERENCE—; DRAGGING YOUR BODY THROUGH THE DAILY LIGHT CALISTHENICS ROUTINE; SHOWERING WITH WARMCOLD WATER, THEN WITH COLD AT THE END; TAKING TWICE AS MUCH TIME DRESSING, AND GROOMING, YOURSELF; EATING CEREAL; BROWWWSING; COMPLETING A LESSON IN «DUOLINGO» TO KEEP YOUR MULTIANNUAL STREAK, EXPECTING THAT THIS WEEK YOU WILL GATHER THE WILLPOWER TO MAKE IT TO THE PROMOTION ZONE, AND GET BACK UP TO THE PEARL LEAGUE, WHERE YOU BELONG; READING A PARAGRAPH WHILST ASPIRATING FECAL PARTICLES IN THE BATHROOM; EXCRETING A HAIKU WHILST PERAMBULATING IN THE KITCHEN; EATING WHILST WATCHING A HISTORICAL PRESENTATION RE NERO CLAVDIVS CÆSAR AVGVSTVS GERMANICVS VIA «YOUTUBE»; DEFECATING A «TWEET» THAT WILL BE SEEN BY 90, READ BY 10, LIKED BY 1; SAVING MORE IMAGES OF YOUR WIFE; RECEIVING YET ANOTHER SUPERPOLITE REJECTION LETTER; AFTER HAVING DRUNK OVER SEVEN CUPS OF COFFEE THROUGHOUT THE DAY, GOING TO BED, AS THE PALLOR OF PHŒBVS' NASCENT SPLENDOUR PIERCES THROUGH THE NIGHTLY FIRMAMENT FROM BEYOND THE HORIZON.

ATTACHED IMAGE PERTINENT: MY WIFE.

>>21732171


IT WAS NOT OK.

>>21732081


TO WHAT GENRE PERTAIN «CULTURAL MUSICS»?

>>21732073


I CONCUR.

MAYBE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkR6L2U1wuk

ILLUMINISTIC HERETICS MAKEBELIEVING THEMSELVES CHRISTIAN; SCHISMATIC HETERODOXES IMAGINING THEMSELVES ORTHODOX, OR EVEN CATHOLICAL: IS THERE ANYTHING MORE ABSURD? I DOUBT IT.

EARNEST HEMMINGWAY WAS A FRAGILE, ALCOHOLIC, SUICIDAL ANGLOID WHO CARICATURIZED SPANISH HISPANICS, AND ANYONE NOT NESCIENT CAN RECOGNIZE THE HOKEYNESS OF THAT NOVEL —«FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS»—, AND OF ALL HIS LITERARY WORKS, IN GENERAL.

>>21724849


WHY WOULD YOU BLAME GOD?

IF YOUR PATHOLOGICAL IRRESPONSIBILITY COMPELS YOU BLAME OTHERS FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ERRORS, OR OF YOUR IMBECILITY, WHY DO YOU NOT BLAME SATAN?

>>21724213


STICK TO GENRE KITSCH; LITERATURE IS NOT FOR YOU.

>>21722204


«HAPPINESS» IS AN ILLUSION; «HAPPINESS» IS NOT THE END OF VIRTUE; STOP READING THIRD HAND, «SELFHELP» SOURCES WITH A «PROTESTANTISTIC» SKEWED BIAS, AND READ THE ACTUAL WORKS OF ACTUAL STOICIST PHILOSOPHERS.

>>21689937


NO.

>>21689895


YOU THINK ERRONEOUSLY; THE BEYOND CAN BE TOWARD THE PAST, OR TOWARD THE FUTURE; IMPLICIT, THE SENSE IN WHICH I MEANT IT.