/lit/ - Literature

EN ELLA CORRE SANGRE HISPANA;

TODO SU SER, AFRODISIACO;

MI KENNY, MI GRACIA, MI RANA:

MI BURRITO PARA SU TACO.

THE PROBLEM OF THE HOLY BIBLE'S «LITERALITY – FIGURATIVITY» IS AN ABSURDITY TYPICAL OF ILLUMINISTIC HERETICAL DISCOURSE; TO «PROTESTANTS», IT IS DIFFICULT TO DISCERN BETWEEN FICTION, AND NONFICTION, SO, TO THEM, THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM, WHICH IS VIRTUALLY ABSENT IN CATHOLICAL DISCOURSE.

IF YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY IMPAIRED, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE WHAT IS MEANT LITERALLY, AND WHAT IS MEANT FIGURATIVELY, OR WHAT HAS BOTH, LITERAL, AND FIGURATIVE, SENSES.

>>21751472

>>>/r/eddit/

>>21751433

>since you've started reading, have you become more articulate?

I HAVE BEEN READING SINCE I WAS A CHILD, NOT SINCE LAST WEEK: HOW I SPEAK IS HOW I HAVE LEARNT TO SPEAK ORGANICALLY.


>also, any other tips to become more articulate?

LEARN HOW TO THINK, THEN THINK BEFORE SPEAKING.

MY BEST TIP FOR YOU: LEARN HOW TO COUNT; START BY COUNTING EACH OF YOUR FINGERS; PROCEED WITH YOUR TOES; WHEN YOU HAVE MASTERED THAT, START COUNTING THINGS AROUND YOU UNTIL YOU LOSE COUNT; YOU WILL PROGRESSIVELY GET BETTER, BEING ABLE TO COUNT MORE THINGS IN CONTINUITY.

>>21749718

>why is it devoid of any literacy merit [SIC] when it's [...] Western and their main language is English?


ANSWER IN QUESTION.

>>21749616


1. AMERICA IS ONE CONTINENT FROM GREENLAND TO TIERRA DE FUEGO.

2. NORTHAMERICA IS A SUBCONTINENT COMPRISING MEXICO, UNITEDSTATES, CANADA, GREENLAND.

THE OTHER AMERICAN SUBCONTINENTS ARE: CENTREAMERICA, AND SOUTHAMERICA.

3. «LATINOAMERICA» IS A GEOPOLITICAL CONSTRUCT; IT IS NOT A REAL REGION.

4. THE PREEMINENT MOTOR OF LITERATURE IS THE HISPANOSPHERE.

NO; I HAD THE LAST ONE; SORRY.

>>21746896

>[...] a poem which became so influential it changed an entire religion.


WHY ARE DECHRISTIANIZED INVOLUNTARY CELIBATES LIKE THIS?

ERA EN UNA TARDE INANE CUANDO MI AMIGO IMAGINARIO RECOMENDOME —ASÍ, DE LA NADA— QUE LEYERA LAS OBRAS DE ROBERTO BOLAÑO.

—MÁS PREFERÍA A ROBERTO GÓMEZ BOLAÑOS —REPLIQUELE.

—SU NOVELA «2666» ES IMPORTANTÍSIMA.

—MEJOR: PREFERIRÍA TRAGAR BUÑUELO.

—ES UNA DE LA VOCES HISPANOAMERICANAS MÁS EMINENTES DE LA LITERATURA UNIVERSAL.

—MEJORÍSIMO: RASCARME EL ANO EN EL BAÑO.

MI AMIGO IMAGINARIO YA NO RESPONDIÓ MÁS QUE ESTO:

—ERES UN PENDEJO.

ASÍ, DE LA NADA, DISIPOSE; FUE HACE CINCO AÑOS —MEDIA DÉCADA—: NO HE VUELTO A VERLO; GUARDO LA EXPECTATIVA DE VERLO, AUNQUE SEA UNA VEZ, ANTES DE QUE MI ÁNIMA VIAJE A EL PURGATORIO.

ONE OF MY FEMALE COUSINS GOT MARRIED TODAY; THE REST OF MY FAMILY IS AT THE AFTERWEDDING PARTY; I DID NOT ATTEND EITHER: I AM ASOCIAL; I RELINQUISH MY RIGHTS AS A MEMBER OF SOCIETY WHENEVER I WANT, BECAUSE I DISLIKE PEOPLE, NOT BECAUSE I AM A SOCIALLY CRIPPLED TIMID NERD; I READ FOR LEISURE, NOT FOR DIVERSION.

A GUESS: YOUR FAVOURITE GENRE IS, EITHER, «SCIENCE FICTION», OR HISTORICAL FICTION.

ESPAÑOL, PORTUGUÉS, INGLÉS, JAPONÉS.

MI KENNY, MI MAQUENA, MI RANA.

>—WHY iS a MoNSTeR PoRTRaYeD aS a MoNSTeR??


FEMINISTS ARE MONSTERS; POWERFUL WOMEN ARE NOT A THREAT; POWERFUL IMBECILES ARE, REGARDLESS OF SEX, OR GENDER.

>>21743076

>[...] communing with nature[.] [SIC]


ONE DOES NOT «COMMUNE WITH NATURE»: ONE DOMINATES NATURE, OR ONE IS DEVOURED BY IT.

WHAT IF YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN?

>>21740452


ANYTHING THAT IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL MELODRAMA?

>>21740406


WHAT IS SHE EVEN DOING?

A MILLENNIAL BURNOUT LIVING THE LITERARY LIFESTYLE, AND A CENTENNIAL HEBE WHO IS NOT A «MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL», FIND EACH OTHER, LOSING THEMSELVES IN THE OTHER.

BOLD, NECESSARY: A HILARIOUS STORY OF THE CENTURY.

>>21738854

>What do I have to lose?


YOUR SOUL; EVERYTHING.

>>21738440

>"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. A physicist tries to make it simple; an idiot, anything the more complicated is, the more he will admire it. If you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it, he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it."


SIMPLISTIC REDUCTION; HE IS CONFLATING COMPLEXITY WITH COMPLICATEDNESS/DIFFICULTY, AND WHAT IS SIMPLE IN FORM IS OFTEN COMPLEX IN SUBSTANCE.

DAVID FOSTER WALLASS.