/lit/ - Literature

If she's new to reading just have her read Franny and Zooey and Nine Stories by Salinger.

Graham Greene - Brighton Rock

>>1100015

>Not old cannon that everyone agrees is OMGSHITAMAZING

Yeh man like... read all dat Dumas and stuff or shut the fuck up you bitch. We read cannon up in here.

Both The Possessed and The Idiot are good. I would read The Idiot first though.

>>1098574

>For a truly intelligent person it would pain them to write incorrectly.

Who the fuck says? What is wrong with you? I am being trolled I think.

10/10

>>1098564

It would be ironic if he were to insult your grammatical errors and then make his own errors in that same post.

>>1098545

Dude nice @_@

>>1098308

Oh gawhsh that's glorious.

>>1098557

But it's not ironic at all, that's the thing.

You keep saying that he can't do it, or that he should prove that he can. Do you know him in real life? Do you have an actual basis for this reasoning, or are you just making an assumption?

The assumption that someone using poor spelling and grammar on the internet can not possibly use proper spelling and grammar if he/she so desired is fundamentally incorrect. And it shows a hole in your logical thought process.

You should not be able to go from "he doesn't like gummy bears" to "he CAN NOT eat gummy bears".

I am OP's mom :(

>>1098540

Look a rational thinker looks at the posts you're referring to and says "here is a person who is not following the rules of grammar and spelling". You look at his posts and say "here is a person who CAN NOT follow the rules of grammar and spelling" (even though you have no basis to say this) and then you proceed to explain how being unable to use proper English grammar makes someone generally unintelligent.

You are wrong and you should feel wrong.

>>1098537

Maybe it is natural, but again 'you're' simply takes more time and effort to type out. If you really think that someones grammar and spelling on 4chan is any gauge of their intelligence then you simply don't understand the concept of intelligence.

I'll agree that it makes people look stupid, or that it can lead you to believe that they are stupid at a glance. But what's really not very intelligent at all is ignoring the content of someone's post and instead looking at, and commenting on, their grammar and spelling. When it comes down to it that's not what matters at all, and it certainly has no bearing on someones intelligence.

>>1098528

Also lol at "doesn't have good general intelligence".

You really don't have a clue.

>>1098523

You don't know what you are talking about.

1. Implying he's been taught the right way. Maybe he's Mexican or something, making assumptions like you did is a sign of a low intelligence.

2. Maybe this isn't a job interview and he doesn't care. It doesn't reflect on his intelligence in any way.

In summary. You are not air force material.

>>1098522

Dude stop dissing the air force.

>>1098518

No they aren't.

>>1098508

I get to fly all the planes I want. It's basically been my dream since childhood. Viper keeps the birds on a pretty tight leash but we get up to some fun, don't you doubt it.

>>1098506

I have a fine body and chiseled jaw so they just let me play beach volleyball on an aircraft carrier all day.

>>1098500

In the air force we wipe our asses with the ASVAB after solving it at 100% on the john bro. Sorry you couldn't book it.

I bombed people once.

>>1098492

Only 95th percentile. I was playing a bit too much beach volleyball at the time.

>>1098413

Nabokov was actually such a raging faggot.

>>1098483

I'm air force. Suck it you disgusting retards.

>>1098472

*spit*

Go back to vietnam pinko