/lit/ - Literature

>>457395
Why don't you just go back to a board where this is relevant?

>>457369
But, it's so easy.

Cadaveriffic.

I recommend Small Gods. It's a funny book with a really thought-provoking look at religion and philosophy and life and stuff.

Love it.

>>427689
Hmm?

Oh, yes, The Visitor. Missed that one, it was on the far right.

Why are there no Roald Dahl stories?

Those stories are good shit.

>>427572
Actually, I have a story in the zine.

I just find this conversation completely irrelevant. OP only asked a question, and it was answered, but then thought it necessary to argue with himself.

Completely unnecessary.

>>427556
Sorry, I meant One person.

There is one person in this thread that is arguing with himself, and a couple of people who are laughing at it.

Myself included.

ITT: Two people.

>>423589
My cheek just twitched. I didn't think that part of my cheek could twitch.

HEY. WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S NOT A BOOK!

>>418789
No, fuck you! You saw that episode where he built a fire. I sure as hell saw it. If you can make fire in the ocean, you can fucking understand what fire is.

>>418718
Well, Spongebob doesn't understand the basic concepts of Fire. He's dumb.

>>418675
Yes, I saw it. But I still think that "Plants for Hire" makes less sense.

Liar Liar
Pants on Fire
Hanging From a Telephone Wire.

Plants for Hire makes even less sense than that stupid rhyme.

>>418650
>>418653
What the fuck is wrong with you two? It's pants on fire.

Always has been, always will be.

...Who wears Messenger Bags, and doesn't deliver mail?