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>> No.3367469 [View]

>>3367451
see, all I see are cowardly attempts to besmirch a genuinely innovative artistic movement because you simply are too stylistically conservative.

all your objections are presented in the most vacuuous and vague manner possible. You have made no actual, concrete, supportable arguments that would indicate a legitimate cause for your indignation. It seems you are simply stabbing at nothing.

>> No.3367443 [View]

>>3367435
I'm not sure where you get the idea this is a trick, or involves tricking anyone in any way.

We're trying to make art. Can you claim the same?

>> No.3367426 [View]

>>3367414
art isn't dead. we are the sole beacons carrying the flame

>> No.3367412 [View]

No author in the past two decades can claim the same innovation that we have in our works with Future Literary Geniuses. We have saved literature from stagnation.

>> No.3367399 [View]

>>3367389
sorry you're jealous of our genius.

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3367377

IT'S OFFICIAL

WE AT FUTURE LITERARY GENIUSES ARE ALT LIT

COME JOIN THE REVOLUTION

http://futureliterarygeniuses.tumblr.com/

>> No.3366794 [View]

>>3366790
gullible? this is a sincere compliment. it's a shame to see you're this tasteless.

>> No.3366786 [View]

>>3366784
we're way ahead of you.

>> No.3366783 [View]

>>3366779
well, sometimes the best art is birthed by accident, or by serendipity through the incompetent. the art transcended you; it is real.

>> No.3366772 [View]

>>3366768
we're posting this. This is brilliant.

please feel free to contact us if you wish to continue to write for us in the future.

>> No.3366763 [View]

>>3366760
we're sorry to hear that you're too closed minded to appreciate our high art. go back to your Murakami bullshit.

>> No.3366757 [View]

>>3366753
this guy's got it.

please, if you've got more of this caliber of thought, send it our way.

>> No.3366751 [View]

>>3366745
Sorry, this is far too easy a deconstruction of poetry tropes. It's Pahliniuk-tier.

>>3366743
let's see you do something worthwhile.

oh wait, you're not part of our movement,so you haven't.

>> No.3366747 [View]

>>3366739
we find this hard to believe. no on is tapped into the literary zeitgeist the way we are. trust me; we'd know about them.

>> No.3366731 [View]

we are accepting submissions, should they be of sufficient quality.

>> No.3366710 [View]

>>3366702
we're sorry that you're frustrated with your own failures as a writer, while you bear witness to our brilliance. Someday, you too may write a coherent sentence, even if you will never touch our greatness

>> No.3366708 [View]

>>3366700
may we have permission to post this on our site?

This is some fine work.

>> No.3366704 [View]

>>3366697
updated, for you m'dear:
http://futureliterarygeniuses.tumblr.com/

>> No.3366698 [View]

>>3366697
thank you. we're publishing a response momentarily.

>> No.3366694 [View]

I dare this board to name a better writer than anyone we've got.

you can't

>> No.3366688 [View]

>>3366681
I'm not sure how you think this is a joke. We sincerely believe we tackled the subject matter better. I'm sorry to see you disagree.

that being said, if you're 14, this is a great book.

if you're 14.

>> No.3366686 [View]

>>3366682
in many, many ways, it is so clearly apparent

you vortigaunts probably still think kerouac is good, cutting edge writing

you're killing literature

>> No.3366680 [View]

It's a shame you children are too add-addled to appreciate true art when you see it.

we're the only thing interesting to happen in literature since White Teeth.

>> No.3366678 [View]

>>3366672
I'm not sure why you think this is a joke, you phillistine.

you are the sylvia plath killing our sylvia plath

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