/lit/ - Literature

>>14738333
Stop feeling guilty, only way for it to be more based was if she was 14

>>14736255
It was a quarter past eight when I stared into her beautiful grey eyes and she grabbed my metallic extension, because I'm a robot, yeah, hot

Cripples make better lovers because they want to please you, because they feel if they don't you'll go for an able bodied girl

>>14736602
Being a shameless whore is a woman's natural state

It's why we need the return of religion to keep them properly oppressed

>>14729029
You should learn Coptic

>>14727846
They preserved a lot of very outwardly pagan writings desu, most of what they destroyed were works of other Christian sects declared heretical

>>14727269
Just copy my diary

>>14724880
That's how relationships should be

>>14725731
A rainbow(faggot) and a nigger.
Nothing to see here folks.

I can't wait to reprogram someone's sex bot to be a celibate monastic.

>>14722939
Soulless animalistic humans, essentially driven entirely by their base material desires for money and cooming.

Then there's the Psychics, having a soul but lacking the divine spirit, they can achieve a lower salvation, but depending on their actions in life and whether or not they embraced the faith they might be consigned to destruction like Hylics.

Then there's the Pneumatic elect, those possessing the divine spirit, they're guaranteed to achieve salvation and will ascend to be with the Father.

>>14722915
Sounds vaguely Gnostic, since Hylics are basically entirely matter-bound and lacking in both soul and spirit.

>>14722867
This but without the sarcastic undertones and in all seriousness

>>14708840
What if he/she prepares you a delicious meal by reading an imperial roman cook book?

>>14705034
How did he do that? Did he prove the existence of God with analytical geometry?

>>14706510
All my friends are women and I've slept with most of them

>>14697874
Neutral evil

>>14702059
Same way we know how any ancient language was pronounced, we guess based on known sound shifts in languages how the language sounded

>>14708563
Define "know"

>>14708560
That term was invented and popularized by Latins, mainly tranny tumblr-using chicanos, living in America

>>14707014
That's not what the line means, it means if you make your stand on the law, then you will die by law, you have to make your stand on grace.

Doesn't matter if you have a chopped fucking weiner or not.

>>14707130
That was a copypasta buddy

>>14699450
5% is actually really narrow margins though after inflation.
Average yearly inflation over time is 3.22% in the US, which doesn't seem too bad until you realize with compounding that it only takes 22 years for prices to double, so it takes 2 million in 22 years to buy what your million can buy today(in general anyway, some goods underpace inflation and others outpace it.)

At your 5% rate of return you have 2.925 million in 22 years. After subtracting 2 million(essentially has the same value as your initial investment) you have $925000, divide this in half to reflect its lower value, $462500 and divide by 22, 21k for each year. The usual way to calculate this though is to subtract the inflation rate from the expected ror, but this is better if you're pulling the gains out each year, at which point you're looking at an average gain of 18k yearly after inflation.

>>14702843
You should've given a fake name, then gave your cat a light smack on the rump(they like it) and said "this ain't the only pussy that's getting beat up tonight."