/lit/ - Literature

>>21016043
Real talk.
You probably are not good enough to write a novel and really get it right at this stage.
So embrace working on multiple stories at a time or jumping around and not really getting anything completed. Consider what you're doing right now as practice and eventually your skills will grow and you'll latch on to the story that you will finish. Your inability to follow through on a story is related to your lack of experience.
This is all seaking from my own experiences. Nobody on this shit board believes me, but I'm a semi-successful self published author.

>>21015853
Don't have everyone blowing his cock every chance they get. Have him be kind of morally compromised and whatever. Have other characters have varying opinions on him, some good some bad.

>>20929883
You didn't write that.
Stop lying.

>>20906290
Google docs.
By far superior to anything else with its comment and suggestions feature.

>>20882857
You don't know me, if you did you would know how foolish you are for that post.
Bitch.

>>20881961
Don't let the haters talk you out of doing your gay little furry edgelord fic. Follow your dreams anon.

>>20881793
I'll come and go as I damn well please, bitch.

>>20881456
Never fails.
Been gone for a week and this bitch been refreshing the page every day waiting for me to post.

listen up you bitches.
Writing isn't a "hobby"
It's a fucking way of life.
You better be reading shit and writing shit every SINGLE fucking day or don't call yourself a writer.

>>20827717
This bitch literally refreshes the page all day waiting for me to post.

>>20827448
Cool copypasta.
Just use this as a reply to anyone on here and it will work.
I'm going to go review some trash on Royal Road with that and break some hearts.

>>20822501
If you write you're a writer.
You don't need to make money to call yourself a writer.
If you think about writing all the time but don't do that part where you actually write shit then you are not a writer and I hope terrible things happen to you.

>>20815341
What the FUCK did you just say to me!?

>>20815265
Just write it.
Don't be scared.

>>20792857
No, that would be pedophilia. Coach Blackman is a moral upstanding character who earns the teams respect and brings them to the championship. Also he has a retarded daughter.

>>20792179
Basketball, faggot. Get it right.
And it is not "homo erotica" it is an emotionally gripping sports drama where two players who are rivals just so happen to end up solving their differences through ass-fucking.
They learn to work together and be team players and eventually wins the championship.
Also the coach needs to earn the teams respect and he has a retarded daughter and his wife left him.

>>20792099
I believe in you, anon.

>>20786355
This post reeks of a failure and desperation.
Anon's cracking up.

>>20786234
So you are a troll who said something retarded on purpose?
Cool, glad we straightened that out.

>>20786242
Yeah that doesn't matter. Granted, if you do that kind of thing too often it can get a little stale but with what you've said so far it seems fine.

>>20786219
Or showing up late causes him to be put into position to stop a robbery at his bank job. Thus he becomes a hero and his lonely loser life style changes.
I have no idea what the fuck your story is about but you get the point.

>>20786195
>Generally speaking, if the random event helps the protagonist, it's considered cheating.

Terrible advice.
Don't listen to this anon he has no idea what he is talking about.
Randomly getting hit by a golf ball out of a golf course that had been mentioned previously and somehow fixing all the protagonists problems would be pretty sweet.

Like, it causes him to jerk the wheel and hit another car belonging to a beautiful woman who will now change his life.

Or the insurance money from suing the golf course fixes his credit card debt.

Whatever, its cool if it is written well.

>>20786179
Just do it, faggot.
Actually, can you explain why you think it might be a bad idea? Because I don't understand the uncertainty with this one.

>>20786140
No it's only bad if the screen splits and the episode shows both possibilities at once and in one of them Hal almost bowls a 300.

>>20785587
>fixed
Cock sucking can't be taught or distilled to a single sentence. It's an art that must be learned through diligence and practice. It isn't an engineering formula that has a known solution. It isn't a code block which must be written in a specific way to score correctly with an autoscorer. It isn't a matrix that can be reduced to the identity matrix for easy solutions. There is no textbook with answers, no unique physics approach, no change of basis trick, no github or stackoverflow solution, no unit analysis, black box solver, or predictable probability distribution that will make you a good writer. It takes time, effort, and study. If you want to be a good cock sucker, you stroke and you suck. You hone your craft by sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, and sucking some more, participating in continual refinement of your work. It takes years. There are no shortcuts. There isn't a formula for "compelling, orgasmic motions that are grounded and breathe" that will make your cock sucking truly good, despite what all those infographics purportedly claim. I'll say it one more time: COCK SUCKING. Must. Be. Learned. It cannot be taught. There are only fast and hard solutions which you can get from one, a hundred, or even 1 million dicks. This advice is as good as it's going to get.
Now stop moping. If you keep complaining after I finally gave up and spelled out reality for you, you're a lost cause who doesn't care about sucking cock, but about being a faggot and living the "greek lifestyle" and having all your fans line up to get their dicks sucked.