/lit/ - Literature

>>16145188
Lol

Alfred Janny: From Janny to Tranny.

>>16116655

>>16079811
he was just THAT smart

>>16075980
I'm reading through that rn. Its so good.

I
FUCKING
LOVE
TOLKIEN

dumb Nigger lol>>16078389

>>15557791
"How to Have a Big Dick (4 Volumes)" by Biggus Dickus

I am the least retarded among the anons because I alone realize that I am retarded.

Hayek's The Road to Serfdom is not only the best, but it had influenced Thatcher who influenced Reagan then Gorbachev so much. This book changed the course of history for good.

As for me, I'm not impressed by its arguments anymore. There are no free markets. Big cats always fix prices and form all sorts of cartels.

>>13887804
Fuck you

If you will listen

>>13528253
But what is a relation?

>>13528199
Or maybe your whole argument is flawed and a nice conversation right now would save you a lot of trouble.

Hello, my name is Socrates. What are you writing an essay on?

>>12475566
Socrates: Is an ugly person a person who is ugly ugly becuase they appear ugly or becuase they are ugly?

We see Socrates in action often, the dialectical wizard. Calmly and patiently, with a memory unsurpassed even by today’s quantum computers, he asks, he goads, he responds, he attacks, he references, he cites, he mythopoeticizes—he argues—dismantling the confidence, certainties, opinions and beliefs of any and all of his interlocutors. But how did this barefoot, bug-eyed and bulbous-nosed bandit, plucking with grubby fingers beautiful truth upon truth from the ether, manage to see into the heart of all that is intelligible and communicate it in so direct, visceral and engaging a way?

The key lies in what he was doing on that doorstep before he entered the Symposium and gave his speech, a veritable event in the history of philosophy and art that would form the rationalities and enrich the imaginations of men, women and children for centuries to come. This demanding dialectician, this spelunker of the soul, thrice daily banished from the sanctuary of his mind the forms and figures which structured it, the daemons and demiurges which haunted it, and with a meditative mental clarity performed the ritual act of Onan.

Yes, dear fellows and friends, he slammed his ham, he wrangled his weasel, he wrenched and wrenched and wrenched his bolt until it creaked, cracked and the nut he was working blasted clean off.

(Uncorroborated rumours, historically attributed to the soldiery with whom he braved the perils of combat and in front of whom he engaged in such acts of self-abuse regularly, hold that he was a real long shot, too.)

This was gift with which he blessed that humble Athenian stoop. And may the God bless him for it. Even as Socrates himself has blessed us with the fruits of his tireless labours.

>be Socrates
>Just got done reading v for vendetta, ready to lay some new quips down on dumb peasants
>Put on my red plaid fedora and dress shoes. Goes well with my potato sack where you can see the outline of my chode
>Head to the market where dirty peasants are bartering with each other
>me: hmm yes hello I would like to buy one watermelon for every shilling in my pocket, but I will not tell you how many shillings I have I my pocket (smiles with disgusting teeth and clearly needs to floss)
>dirty salesmen: ??? Wtf You playin games with me m8? Err.. ok... How many shillings are in your pocket?
> Me: I will only tell you if you tell me the structure of time's atomic wheels!!!! (Cackles in awkward silence)
>Wot the hell u talking about? U want a damn melon?
>Fine ! I have no shillings in my pocket !! I do not WANT to buy a watermelon !!!!! Tricked you haha

>>10668633
Pyle killed himself. The question is, will you?

I hate niggers but I can't stop masturbating to BLACKED porn. What do I do /r9k/?

>>10668545
They are toddlers and Peterson is the good daddy that watches over them

>>10668154
What is next? Are we're gonna marry animals?

>>10668487
How sincere of you

It's pretty fun. I loved the Chomsky Zizek shit throwing.

>So what if—just another fancy idea of mine—what if Chomsky cannot find anything in my work that goes "beyond the level of something you can explain in five minutes to a twelve-year-old because" because, when he deals with continental thought, it is his mind which functions as the mind of a twelve-year-old, the mind which is unable to distinguish serious philosophical reflection from empty posturing and playing with empty words?

Lovely

>>10666773
I like feet, but not exclusively. They just complete the female looks. It's not much weirder than looking at a womans ass or legs, but there are some differences... I've been into oral creampie and lesbian kissing porn lately. Maybe I've got some fixation or something, but I just find something really erotic about another person willingly doing things with their mouth. The mouth is very sensitive and I think that's the key. You can taste and smell anything that's in your mouth and feel the texture too. I also think feet are nice because they're so sensitive. Our feet have been protected by our socks and shoes which made our skin less thick and more sensitive. Nipples are the same. They even get hard when a woman is aroused. Focusing on how thicc a woman is interests me less than these things. Liking her curves is more about grabbing them than touching their sensitive areas. Grabbing is more rough. I don't mind curves, but I'm more into petite girls because they're less intimidating. What I've learned from this is that I think more about female pleasure and how fragile women are when I think about sex than about anything else. This doesn't mean that I'm not into rough sex though. You can be rough with fragile things with no problem. The whole point is that she can be easily pleased which then makes me feel more up to the task. Maybe I should work on my feeling of security or something.