/lit/ - Literature

OK let's do this systematically. Someone name my character. Don't care how wacky it is it just has to be somewhat a legitimate name. (Can't be in another story.

How old is he or she and little bit about them.

>>3203177
I don't have a fucking clue what and I think a plot set out because I know it will just turn out retarded. My last attempt was shit about blood soaked hammers and shit.

>>3203167
I hate me

>>3203170
I lol'd

>>3203155
Fuck me man, I'm too shit to do this prospective shit. I might aswell an hero. On another note though, should definitely be 3rd person? Also how to make it "scary"?

bamp

Guys I might go with the dystopian idea and yes I know I'm fucked. Help me think of a name? and would it be gay to have 'dystopia' in the title?

>>3203130
Tell me about it haha.

>>3203118
That actually sounds ace but I'm not sure I'd be able to put this across as good as you're probably thinking.

I know this sounds cheeky as fuck but care to give me some more details... asif you were writing this yourself.

I'm also happy to get character name suggestions even though they may be bizarre. Recycle your ideas on me just don't troll me because I don't want to plagiarize.

>>3203090
Point taken, it's not all down to laziness it's also down to stupidness. I handed it in and he was basically like this is going to fail. You treat your reader like they're retarded.

I need your help quite badly because I have 0 creativity. I am close to getting kicked off my English course for generally not hitting deadlines which is my own fault but I now have 2 days to write a horror novel and a commentary for it.

I don't know why I picked horror because I have literally no experience in the genre and the first version I handed in was awful. Can someone please give me some help by suggesting a good plot I can follow or give me some tips. Thanks in advance.