/lit/ - Literature

>>1201715

Ten.

I'm counting the number of posts where you act like an arrogant cunt.

And no, it's not good. I've told you that from the very beginning. This thread has told you the exact same thing from the beginning. I'll say it to you clearly.

YOUR. STORY. IS. SHIT. YOU'RE. AN ARROGANT FUCK. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Do I have to repeat this? Or are we in for more arrogance inspired lols?

>>1201678

Nine, man.

And I'm glad you're honest. Many arrogant fucks on these boards give more an illusion of humility, but you, you just don't try to hide it.

And those guys who are debating the usage of grammar in a phrase don't need shit from you. Lay off them.

>>1201658

That's eight. And really, if your prose was that good, we would have said it. We know when we see good prose.

And bro, I'm chill as fuck watching you toss your inflated ass all over the room. Let me guess, your shit don't stink too?

>>1201641

And there's number seven. This is just so sad, and yet so fucking hilarious.

>>1201614

You dug your hole yourself. We're just laughing at how you can't get out.

And I hope you leave. Then we can get back to whatever we were doing before you came in.

>>1201627

Haters gonna hate.

>>1201588

SIX! It gets better and better.

>>1201569

That's strike, what is it...

>>1201431
>>1201460
>>1201484
>>1201496

five~! Five times you've shown your mammoth pompous ass and ego all over the pavement. Honestly, OP, you're killing me. Really. Keep this up, I'm starting to like this.

>>1201513

So, snubbing everyone on the board for not reading your glorious work-

see >>1201431

Yelling at us for thinking we're mudslimes who can't write shit-

see >>1201460

Calling your, as far as I know, un-reviewed story a work a work of art-

see >>1201473

And even saying it is too deep for us to understand-

see>>1201484

isn't pretentious and egotistic as all bloody fuck, what is?

>>1201496

Then leave, And take your ego with you. We don't want you here. We feel inclined to laugh at you. But just fucking leave.

>>1201484

Really? All I see is "blah blah purple prose blah blah lofty themes blah." Do you see any modern writer doing shit like this? Try harder. PLEASE.

>>1201460

We do this shit regularly, bro. There was a thread just a few minutes ago like this.

>>1201386

>>1201400
>>1201411
>>1201431

We aren't your fucking nannies. We have the choice of responding to your thread. Be grateful we did. Be grateful we actually gave a damn about your shitty story. Hell, most of us have better things to do.

>>1201453

If you want to samefag, at least get rid of your fucking tripcode. Fucking Christ.

>>1201406

Never said I wouldn't read it. Fuck, OP's idea's quite better than any of the bestsellers today any day.

It's just that it could be better, ya noe?

I like the pic. Saving that.

The story is too derivative and full of dumb ideas. You have proven yourself a fag, OP.

Anyone willing to continue this?

>>1194230

Thanks for the compliments guy. So using that title.

I'm tripping to prevent identity theft.

My latest idea goes like this: A man receives a letter from an old artist he hasn't seen in decades asking him to check out his newest work, claiming it is the best he has ever made. This artist was famous when the narrator knew him, but never heard a word about him after the two parted, personal or public.

When the narrator arrives to his home, the house is decrepit and the artist ugly and unkempt. It is slowly revealed that the artist went to seclusion trying to improve his craft. As time past, he couldn't make any progress at all and he eventually started to be so critical of himself that his physical and mental state started to fall apart. He tells the narrator that now, all he does is paint self-portraits of his youth to prove he is getting better, and when they fail, his past self comes out of the painting and mocks him, then hides the canvas in his upper floor.

Not revealing the end, because shut up.

Thoughts?

>>1020181


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IHOLCSBM

Enjoy

>>1020093

Update it? That's all I got.

Novel of the White Powder

Arthur Machen

http://www.horrormasters.com/Text/a0243.pdf

Shit is so cash.

My thread died, so I'll ask again?

Any fans of Nikolai Gogol on /lit/?

Does anyone here like Nikolai Gogol?