/lit/ - Literature

>>407921
6'3 and confident plus 5 years in University. Finish Masters, move to a different town, work as a junior software developer. I work 50-55 hours a week, the money is great i suppose. I dont even..

Never :3.

Blown last night though, shit was so cash.

yesterday

>What has this to do with literature?
you'd expect a litrate person to spin a fine tale or two of his amorous endeavours

>>407964
I can repost the copypasta I made on /b/ like a year ago about earning my red wings if you like, but that's it.

i got a handjob in the school cafeteria by a monstrous woman far below my level.

>>407975
That would be a great /lit/ thread, posting the pastas we have created over the years.

>>407981
Do you think many of us have made any? It makes sense I suppose.

>>407989
Im not sure, I suppose not. I only have one saved, and only becuase i used it recently.

yesterday. these other posts are surprising me, i thought this would be the most frequently laid board.

i guess i just assumed all of /lit/ composed of twee couples in committed relationships that span years.

>>407998
One time my gf and I woke up very early in the morning when it was still too dark to see (and she has one of those blackout blinds too so it was literally impossible to make anything out).

So we start fucking and it gets pretty wild. First I'm just fingering her, but then I'm eating her out, then I've got her going wild on top, underneath, from behind, etc. I even got up on my feet at one point with my hands supporting me against the wall so I could thrust into her even deeper.

It was pretty great sex, in my opinion /b/. Afterwards we kissed and cuddled a lot, with me running my hands all over her, putting my slimy fingers in her mouth, and vice versa for a good hour or so after the actual sex. We're all over each other and it's perfect, anon. Total bliss.

Eventually we decide it's time to get some breakfast. Let's face it, we've earned it. So I get up, put the light on, and turn to admire my angelic, cherubic beloved...

Pic related.

last friday, ex girlfriend, fuck up relationship we been have sex for months now

>>408004
As opposed to lonely, socially retarded nerds? Oh my friend.

>i got a handjob in the school cafeteria by a monstrous woman far below my level

>last friday, ex girlfriend, fuck up relationship we been have sex for months now

>shit was so cash

how evocative

wow, social retards all over the place... i chose to pay for my sexual relations at least, like a real provider, you know? like a man!

valentine's day. My first time actually <3

>>408014
Ouch. These are difficult situations to extricate yourself from. I hope you aren't getting strained emotionally. Dead serious.

I haven't had sex since the beginning of the year. I have, since the middle of 2009, been trying to pursue casual sex. Mixed results. A couple different partners; most of them very uninteresting in bed. I was kind of concerned last month but I'm kind of hitting celebate stride now. I stopped seeking the casual lay because I'm between jobs and I can't afford to do it anymore (stick around in the bars, etc). Lots of time to read though.

Pic related, it's an awesome book about the diminishing returns of polygamous sex.

>>408073
not in this economy

had a threesome with my g/f and her married best friend saturday night.
then got more of the pus from my g/f last night.
jealous?
Oh and I got a sackfull of issac asimov and star wars paperbacks for 5 bucks today.

September

scuze me for writing bad prose but english aint my first language, i'm more the chinese person, well here i was having piss drunk having met a soul mate piss drunk co-student soulmate with fairly endearing forms.
neither blubber, nor auschwitz but your average mid-20s thing with a somewhat strange skin disease and a disproportionally large jawbone but that all is compensated by a charming grin.
besides, i never judge women by their face.
so here i am finding more and more things we've got in common - it doesn't happen too often you find a woman you can speak to about jagatai while clutching a beer and now i find out she's doing a paper on khan huyuk, knowing jack about that outside what little there is written on baidu.
i seize the moment quoting his letter to the pope. nobody knows him better than me, really, so it's win for both of us.
and she asks if i got plans for the evening - why, no, of course i don't
"so you wanna go dancing?" she says and before i can utter a word some other bloke shouts "I do", "but, i'd prefer dancing in the closet" and off they go.
true story.
bummer.

>>408133
>jealous
>sackfull [sic] of science fiction paperbacks

Er...

>>408151
my brother does this hes been ballin since

>>408160
your brother is an awful person
sacrifice him to the gods