/lit/ - Literature

>>1940763
>>1940763
>>1940763

> "I wrote you a letter..."

>>1940744

Why you calling his mom names?

BE A MAN

> Brothers Karamazhov
> elitist

Dude, what?

>>1940649
>>1940649

Sorry, I was trying to help your eyes.

Are you reading with a light on? Are you too close to the screen/too far away? Are you not wearing reading glasses? Do you take small breaks when reading? Is the text large enough for you without straining?

Re-working any of these should work. Light on, medium distance, any needed reading glasses, take a break every chapter or so.

If you can enlarge the text, cause I'm not sure if you can, try that.

>>1940620
>>1940620

Are you reading with a light on? Are you too close to the screen/too far away? Are you not wearing reading glasses? Do you take small breaks when reading? Is the text large enough for you without straining?

Re-working any of these should work. Light on, medium distance, any needed reading glasses, take a break every chapter or so.
http://affiliates.jlist.com/click/583?url=http://www.jlist.com/index.html
If you can enlarge the text, cause I'm not sure if you can, try that.

:(

Well it sure would be COOL.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

GET IT CAUSE OF THE AIR CONDITIONING

Goblins have always been greedy little shits.

Any correlation to Jews by a person just makes them anti-Semitic.

>>1940539
>>1940539

It's a fun universe with characters you, as the reader, come to endear in a way.

For me, as I read them, I felt like I wanted to follow the life of Harry, Hermione, and Ron because it seemed like so much lay ahead - it just kept my interest and they were likeable.

Read any essays recently /lit/?

What are some of your favorite essays and why?

>>1940511

> Richard Eats
> Eee Eee Eee I'm Hungry
> Nutritional Behavioral Therapy

>>1939402

YALL' CANNOT HOTLINK

>>1939386

I like it! Honestly, you've got a Doug Adams touch that sort of makes the story seem naturally funny. It's like the story, to the character's within the story, see nothing hilarious about their plight or reasoning but it makes it that much better for the reader.

I commend you, Cup! You've got a good read here!

Also,
> Too bad the parrot was a hallucination.

I honestly lol'd.

>>1939380

Lets just assume all of her friends as like dead or something.

>>1939375
>>1939375

The whole payback of the novel would be the call from Mancusi after it is published and BITCH GETS MAAAAD.

>>1939369

Many thanks, Anon!

>>1939373

It's his lady, man.

there ain't no love there

I'd like to read something that does a very good stream of consciousness prose excluding William Faulkner.

I've already read his stuff.

> that feel when Quentin is sad

>>1939336

Oh god.

Gamer Girl, now a washed up drug addict living in Japanese city slums, recalls the horrible misfortunes in her life leading up to now, including the murder of her boyfriend, her grandmother hiding cocaine in the unicorns thus leading Maddy to live life in an orphanage where she is raped by a Japanese boy, thus traumatizing her for life all while reminding her she still has a dream to make it big in manga.

Barely scrapping up the money to venture to the Japan, she ends up penniless and without a home so she turns to prostitution, which incites a drug addiction to help cope.

The novel ends with her in the arms of an American man with blue eyes who finds her dying in the street.

;-;

It isn't pronounced "mahn-jah?"

My life in ruins.

>>1939254

If the novella would be intended as a comedy, I'd definitely like to read more or for you to continue.

>>1939228
>>1939228

> Mr. Ponerson had no hands.

This actually perked my interest. I don't know if the idea would work as a novel, but it was a good shock.