/lit/ - Literature

>>1330903
I don't mind when someone starts a sentence with "and," in their writing, if they are trying to make it sound conversational.
If they're just fucking tards, that's going to be the least abrasive of their grammatical inefficiencies. I don't sweat it. Or starting a sentence with "but."
or starting a sentence with or

>>1330894
Have you seen this yet?

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

Pic related - the "alot."

I'm going to make a confession here.
I often accidentally use "it's" for the possessive form of "it."

Oh god, you think we've never seen this troll before?

Go practice on /adv or /fit

2/10 Some newfags might reply

>>1329151
I'm so glad I bought this terrabyte drive.
After my 300gig and 100gig externals filled up.

>>1329117
Must have been an error on my end I got it working :P

>>1329085
Yeah dude I understand. I'll read it as fast as I possibly can when it gets here.

>>1329081
DUDE my copy hasn't arrived yet.
>>1329027
The first part of part 2 seems to be missing.

I finally have a reason to get an e-reader.

I WANT this torrent. I hate reading books on my computer.

Shit's gonna hit the fan, son.

A FUCKING DICTIONARY.
Goddamnit I've had it with this bullshit. This place is filled with fucking morons tonight. Catch you later, /lit

>>1326436
Free will is %100 cognitive - as in it is our subjective perception of a %100 objective determinate world. It's just a side affect of having a consciousness. It's pretty cool, but nothing to get all mad about when you figure out it's an illusion, or a defensive mechanism of the ego. Deal with it.

>>1326432
So many newfags tonight.

I'm not going to bother reading it because I don't give a shit about Stephen King.

So, no.

>>1326417
Ugh. I hereby withdraw my suggestion.

Really, idiot underage kids needing help with their homework only last 5 minutes on /lit before they get bored and leave anyways. It's not that big of a deal.

inb4 twilite

>>1326392
that's like calling a movie with subtitles literature.

>>1326383
I'm not kidding, a clever place to put a typo or piece of bad grammar really gets us going. Spamming puddi puddi all over the page - and nobody cared.

I think they just need to make a rule about banning people under 18.

>>1326384
I don't think any of us actually pay attention to that list, it's just something to make the newfags go away with.

>>1326365
Probably the most effective troll I've seen in the last 2 days.

>>1326357
>then
Try Palahniuk, or however the fuck you spell his name. Or maybe The Stranger.
I mean, we have intro to /lit favorite threads here all the time man. I think there's one on the front page RIGHT NOW.
I hear Salinger's short stories are pretty good but I haven't read them yet.

I forgot, The Black Mages

Dungeon Master's Guide by Dieselboy

Woosh! And them running and dying!

>>1326303
Yeah, I would thoroughly enjoy having a drink or two with this dude.