/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8180668
You may stay if, and ONLY if, you truly intend to play Touhou.
>>8180670
No~♪

Yukari uses gaps that may contain things that must not be seen to do silly things.
Perhaps she is mad, or everyone else is, leaving her sane?

Yukari!

>>7880767
Gif where?

I think you're just paranoid, /jp/.

>>7674392
you can try mine if you fancy a 6 inch latin cock

AIM: suigin@lovekrew.com

>>7317242
I would rather no one come along under the delusion that they can make me "better", you included. I will do what suits me, not like it makes any difference to you

>despite his 130+ IQ
No one is perfect

>>7219123
The trick goes something like this.
-Practice every stage on normal mode to 1cc easy mode.
-Practice every stage on hard mode to 1cc normal mode.
-Practice every stage on lunatic mode (and/or clear an extra stage) to 1cc hard mode.

Now to 1cc the various lunatic modes it gets a little more complicated. You have to practice SA's lunatic to 1cc the other lunatics. Watching replays will help as well. As for how to 1cc SA's lunatic, I'll let you know once I've gotten that far. Maybe the OP can explain it to me. This post was a variation of Suigin's pasta. You may copy, redistribute, and modify this pasta under the terms of the GPL v3.0.

http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-3.0.txt

>>7053517
Serious response. Contrary to popular belief, Yukari is smarter than Eirin. Eirin obviously has more 'experience' than her, but in terms of brute intellect, Yukari is in a different league. SSiB was a battle of wits between Yukari and Eirin, and in the end Yukari came out on top.

Now from a physical point of view it should be noted that Lunarians are in fact humans with an extended lifespan. (Citation is CoLA). Yukari, on the other hand, is a youkai with a supercomputer level of intelligence. An example of this can be found in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red. Yukari's shikigami, Ran, can solve complex equations in milliseconds, yet even she couldn't comprehend some of the complex maths that Yukari knows. Citation:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Article_and_Interview:_Ran

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEAAAART

>>6093002
I just completed my fifth no-focus Phantasm clear, thanks that you apparently care, sion-tan~♥

D-cup? Yukari.

Or with chest taped, Marisa. Accept no non-touhous.

So far the following has been confirmed by ZUN:

-Cirno is the strongest fairy of Misty Lake [1]. It is also implied by Shiki that Cirno posses "great power" [2].
-Yuuka is one of the strongest youkai living around Hakurei Shrine [3].
-Ran is the strongest of youkai beast [4]. She's also capable of answering complex equations in milliseconds [5].
-Yukari is said to have one of the strongest powers youkai are known to posses--being comparable to the power of the gods. She's able to solve complex equations that not even Ran could understand. In Ran's article it was said that Yukari is the strongest of youkai. (Note that this most likely means she's the strongest of the 'sub-category' of youkai in PMiSS.) [5][6].
-Aya is considered to be quite fast, even among other tengu. Tengus are said to have very strong physical and sorcerous abilities that compare favorably to any youkai in Gensokyo. A tengu's speed is only matched by the vampires [7][8].
-Suika has been described by Aya as being the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo. Suika has claimed she has enough power to tear down the Mountain of Youkai by herself. She is an old sparring friend of Yukari. Onis are said to posses the strongest physical capabilities [9][10][11][12].

>>5445412

Because it's the right thing to do. Keep going this way and Yukari will never let you in Gensokyo.

I never knew touhou was so DEEP

well, at least one of the characters is, but I guess the others are still kinda just there and boring

"EL DIO, MIO!"

>>4861479
That also means powerlevel posts of the type ORT=Ado Edam=EX-VIVIT>Yukari=Toyohime>Nvidia>ati>you're mom>etc., etc. would also be recognised as gibberish, yes?

Now that I think about it, that's not such an awful idea!

Traitor to what? This person is a hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDaKzQNlMFw

That's pretty much what it's like being Yukari.

Left has ran, chen and maybe raymoo
what does yuyuko have? a half human and a giant sperm
shit sucks

Old hags, not so good.