/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6896912
1. Find kettle full of water, teabag, and a mug.
2. Boil water in the kettle.
3. Put teabag into the mug.
4. Pour water into the mug.
5. Wait 1 minute.
6. Dunk teabag a few times.
7. Throw teabag out.
8. Drink from the mug.
9. Post results on /jp/.

>>6614846
>You are my hero. I promise to make a video of me jacking off in kigurumi for you.

In one sentence, why nobody with any decency left should ever, ever fucking come to /jp/

I usually drink Oolong, but the taste sucks most of the time. I must be doing something wrong.

Though it's still nice, because it's so calming.

I was just eating, don't do this to me bro.

You wake up in Gensokyo, what will your first day be like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qtRNlKxLKk
Why....?

>>6230202
...but... you... don't have nipples...

Is summer over yet?

This is now a my waifu is better than your waifu thread.

"You!" It's coming back to you now.
"Yes? Go on!"
"You have been doomed since you lost the ability to love!" You shout. Damn that felt good. Wonder what you meant by it though?
Remilia sits back again, this time frowning.
"What? That's just rude." She pouts.
"Oh ... er, sorry." You look down at your feet.
"Oh!" She suddenly jumps up, but doesn't stop when her feet leave the bed. She floats up into the air, drifting slowly towards you.
"I remember this! I do, give me a moment."
She screws up her eyes, tapping her forehead as if thinking really hard. From this angle you can just see a sliver of her white panties and the floating motion is pushing the nightshirt against her body. While her eyes are shut you quickly rearrange the contents of your pants to relieve some pressure.
"Okay, here goes!" She says, floating closer.
"Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!" She shouts, huge grin plastered on her face.
You're stunned for a moment. You suppose mankind could do a lot better than a vampire hunter who wants to bang the shit out of the vampire he is meant to be fighting.
Remilia is looking at you expectantly.
"You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!" You try.
It seems to work. Remilia doubles up laughing.
"This is the most fun I've had in years! Okay, right." She floats down and grabs you by the shoulders.
"Are you ready?"
You manage to nod, hoping she doesn't move close enough to tell how turned-on you are.
"WHAT IS A MAN?" She screams in your face, then collapses onto you, laughing.

>>5862984

oh you.

Seriously though, I wonder how far away we are from Touhou onaholes...

>>5836013

>>5769232
>Honda
>Good vehicles.

>>5695946

>mimis

>>5624326

I'm surprised this one hasn't been busted out

>Touhou
>predictions

The plot will follow like something an alcoholic otaku came up with in between fighting whiskeydick while looking at drawings of children in frilly dresses and will most likely involve teenage girls who can fly magically defeating a primordial demon goddess with the ability to negate the entirety of existence by sneezing.

>>5106085
-HURK-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7fe0zKJXs
you can't be bored if you do this

>21867 popular deviations submitted in all of time for "touhou"

>>3971091