/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is known Shitposting Pattern #2123. All people who post it are Trevor.

This Shitposting Pattern has been officially recognized by the janitors.

>>12455100
lol u tk him 2 da bar?

>feelio replaced all the vowels goin A E I O U in the dictionry w/ S H I T E an whacked jans over the head wiv it 600 pages thick so hard he shited his eardrums oot

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW FAGGOT JAN LMAOOO

>feelio went up on stage to make me debut as the mainlands most livid anal trumpeteer an saw janman in the crowd an flung me dung at him like a big gorilla type ape an had to be restrained by six big lads who went an got me shite all over their sunday best

still got first place FAGGOT LMAOOOOO

>feelio clogged me japs eye w/ shite an got janmans mam to suck it oot me wibbly wobbly willy

absolutely scarlet for janny right now

>feelio bursted me kneecaps squattin doon to take a dirty grate big shite an fell flat on me face sprayin turds like a choccy fountain all over me arse just larfin @ me oan state inta the dirt

how the FUCK did it come to this

gimme an and janny
fffffFAGGOT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>feelio ran a mile in me own shoes to where jan rests his head at nite and left him a big niggy shite under his pillow

good nite eat SHITE LMAO BITCH

>feelio ripped me anal pipe and bleeded so much a passed oot n pissed mesell

get me to an ospital FAGGOT PUSSY

>feelio browned me knickeys

dont cry pussy jan its only shite

>feelio fishooked me pipe w/ both thumbs and let the steamy glacier rip threw me anal pipe on the top of jans head in a big choccy swirl like wot u see in cartoons

if i get dubs janipussy eats me shite LMAOAOOOOO

On /jp/ there was a man who loved pictures of niggy. He started threads about shite and posted them everywhere to the disdain of others. Tylar Da Yung Shite God was highly impressed with his deep interest. So, just once only he decided to show himself to the man as a real live niggy. Seeing him, the man was shocked and shat himself.

Moral of the story, fuck the jan.

>feelio quaffed me rda of shite in one sitting now me tummys rumbly

urrrrrrrrrrr......................................................

>feelio when i ripped off the sanitation mans pissy pipe and shoved it up his ma`s arsehole
FUCK the jan

>feelio charlie foxtrotted me linens over and over

FUCK the jan
niggy brown and out

>feelio shat in jans cuppa

drink up faggot

>feelio japped me khakis

fuck jan

>feelio shorn me pubics glued em to me chin and runned around shiting on the floor like a animal

PUSSY JAN
FAGITBOI
PUSSY JAN
PUSSY JAN
PUSSY JAN

>feelio mucked another pair of jocks after not turdin for a minute

fuck SAKE a cant do anythin rite

>feelio strollin down main street trumping the theme tune to corrie when a copper nicks me

FUCK dee authorateessss

>feelio stuck me tumb in me mouf n blew and turds went blastin out me pipe then sucked it an me balls swelled up huge like

pussy cunt of a jan

>feelio blew a steamy turd into me jocks and gave janny the ol rorshite test

he looked at it an saw his mum i looked @ it an saw the FUTURE LMAO GET BLOWN

"Kill the jan," the people said
Dragged to the guillotine
He wept like a pussy fag
They'll need to make a page 15
To hold all these great new threads.

The blade fell, his pipe exposed
Looked on did old Niggy
Who filled his undies in delight
Jan sprayed blood; he spray shite.

Spake the Niggy:
Pussy jannies finish last as I fart turds and turdy sharts
Shitting straining every vein to fill the skies with choccy rain
Blood of nerds fuel my dark arts
You will never know my pain
Once I pry my arse apart
The Jay will never be the same

And ye who watch and even laugh
And make epic posts so brave
Which of you is man enough
To take a shit on Janny's grave?

>>12079757

the hills are alive w/ the sound of butthurt

lmao get piccolo steamyboy