/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2533133

Your father is Liquid Ocelot?

>>2526600

>You wake up and you're a girl now

I post on /fit/ and troll people. Nothing changes.

OP, I pray that you beat him within an inch of his life for doing so.

>>2460800

Why'd you reckon I would've killed myself to begin with, if I didn't know what would happen?

I'd rather not be conscious while Yuka's teeth sink through my throat and spine, but if you're into that sort of thing, be my guest and compliment them as she splits your stomach open with her umbrella.

Yuka likes to play with her food a little too much for my liking.

>>2438760

What? No. You seem to have confused 'Light Bondage' with 'Snuff', mah boi.

Red Arc is infinitely superior to Arcueid.

Look at that ahoge. Sweet jesus, that ahoge. If ahoges were swords, she's bring down Saber in 5 seconds flat.

>>2361835

Would not touch that with a ten foot pole, but I commend the gentlemen on how bravely they touch that horrid germ-infested orifice. Her horrifice.

>>2334305
You'd thing the one with the FAGGOT in it that makes inflamatory posts is the one, but I'm just from /k/ so what do I know.

>>2305000

Whoah! I am really digging Magical Amber's zettai ryouiki here.

Alright, alright! Put down the knife already! What is it with these crazy Japanese trying to cut me?!

>>2296221

Girl, you've got anger issues!

I'd get the fuck out of there, obviously.

There's no reason to act like a fangirl and go SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE~ OMG U THINK CIRNO IS TEH CUTEST TOO LETS BE FRIENDS 4EVA!

>>2287525

Prussia, what have I told you about invading smaller countries? This will all end in tears for you if you keep it up, young man!

>>2241687

Don't talk about your mother like that.

>>2241478

Why bother? Everyone on /jp/ roleplays. We have a tripfag for every Touhou, and even some unrelated trips who roleplay extensively.

Even Anon roleplays(as himself).

>>2213957

She loves it when you do that.

>>2210273

Eat a dick, shorty. I'm not afraid of you.

>>2157906

>3>

My bad, guys. Time to go to bed...

>>2150774

Fascinating.

>>2145442

Then you should kill yourself. Oh wait, you're Ciel, you wouldn't die even if you were killed.

>>2126243

>>2118002

Get the fuck out of here.

Hey thread! I'm back from playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I-

....oh. Oh, lord.

What HAPPENED here?!

>>2104083

Yes, and you don't really have a choice in the matter. There aren't any male Lukas. The Takolukas can reproduce asexually, and then latch onto a human in a parasitic relationship. They drill through the skull bones and pump estrogen, along with other hormones, into your body.