/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6601459

Eirin's assistant? That doesn't change anything, you know.

You do realize that Eirin too is a slutty doctor who helps treat guys suffering from erectile dysfunction by having rough sex with them, right?

>>6479572
>>6479589

Thirded.

>>6443408
her glasses are stupid.

>>6443486
backache?

and, I wouldn't mind being her guinea pig, as long as I get to "experiment" with her.

>>6408886

You can beat Eirin in a fight, but you can't win.

>>6265443
Actually, general availability starts in March 2011

>>6244583

Never got that theory.

So... Sakuya outlives nearly everyone with her time manipulation, which she keeps refining until it peaks and she becomes capable of time travel. She then travels back through time (for some unspecified reason), which mysteriously makes her unable to manipulate time anymore, although equally mysteriously she's now a great sorceress and potioner. Then she becomes Omoikane no mikoto, hangs with Tsukiyomi and founds the lunar empire, and eventually becomes Eirin...

There is not enough booze on planet earth for ZUN to have cooked this up. It's just not holding.

>>6224093
>>6224330
"Earthlings have always been, still are, and will always be stupid...And by the way... drugs can be used to attack, too! "-Eirin, MAlice Route

>>6204088
You're welcome!

Which tripfriend do you want to fuck, /jp/?

>>6153919

Don't worry. Even in Touhou where myths and legends are reality by default, that one myth still actually is a myth.

... then again, that's not so say some random lunarian wouldn't do it anyway just to keep the myth alive.

>>6016580

Hmm...

Do we have Lancelot Holland x Iku somewhere in there?
He's not seeing a lot of other women where he is now.

>>5930792

>Eirin
>die

Pick one

>>5893645
>>5893668
Regardless of Kaguya's powerlevel, it is canon that Eirin is "far more powerful" than Kaguya and hides her power "out of respect for the princess". Strait from Eirin's character profile.

>>5850258
You mean instead of sucking ZUN's hyper weapon, Eirin gave him a massive injection of her own serum instead?

However, it is canon that "In truth, she has power well beyond that of Kaguya's. She saves her power and maintains it at a lower level out of respect for Kaguya."-Character Profile

>>5833116

The classic.

Remove your clothes and hop up on the bench, please.

I'd save her by taking her place.

>you will never be Erin's guinea pig ;_;

>>5495261

Eirin
Satori
Tewi
Orin
Rumia

Needle time is best time.