/jp/ - Otaku Culture

These bloomers are splendid, Marisa!

Don't mind me, just updating some file names so they fit into my Touhou folder in an orderly manner.

>>2397271

Hey /jp/, what's that song from Touhou that sounds just like Jumpin' Jack Flash?

>let normalfags enjoy the board

Not on my watch.

>>2117657

Ladies I like danmaku.
Ladies I like danmaku.
Ladies, I LIKE DANMAKU.

>>2086186

I hope you have 1000 yen.

I'm an alpha male /jp/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That shrine maiden you like who is kinda dense in a cute way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps staying at the empty shrine for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how no one has donated to her shrine in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond her armpits?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The magician who won't even look at you when you nod at her and smile? The one who smirks when you trip in the library and drop your books? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her magic research, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her asmathic ass too, even harder.

The hikki princess you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked my Sexy Beam off and told me she'll always love me?

VIVIT>EX-Yuka>Sikieiki>Eirin=Yorihime=Toyohime=Yukari>Tenshi>Yuugi>Suika>Reimu=
EX-Alice=Shinki>EX-Marisa=Flandre=Komachi>Mokou=Kaguya>Ran=Yuyuko=Yuka>Remilia>Suwako
=Kanako=Sigma>Utsuho=Mima=Gengetu>Iku=Yumemi>EX-Keine>Satori=Koishi=Marisa>Yumeko>
Aya=Mugetu=Patchouli>Orin=Sakuya>Youmu=Alice=Mai>Reisen=Sanae>Tewi=Medicine>Yuki=Chiy
uri>Elly>Merlin=Nitori>Lunasa=Luize=Rikako>Lyrica>Kana=Keine=Lolice=Sara>Kurumi&am
p;gt
;Momiji=China>Ellen>Mystia=Chen>Meira=Wriggle>Hina>Parsee>Kotohime>Flower Tank>Letty=Yamame>Koakuma>Cirno>Orange>Minoriko>Shizuha>Rumia>Kisume>Lily
>Daiyousei>Starsapphire=Lunachild=Sunnymilk

...What?

>>1845760

>>1654597
>get a life you fucking faggots.

>>1498799

>>1092957

Ah, the filthy half breed shopkeeper. I hear your only customers are Hakurei and that useless daughter of mine.

So, has she offered to pay you in something other than coin, Rinnosuke? After all, she left here with nothing more than the clothes on her back.

Ah, I can see it in your eyes. Just keep in mind that whatever you may have done with her... So have I.

Oh, and please, browse my wares at your leisure...

>>U.N. Phone Was Her

Rinnosuke climbed into Reimus room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Marisa found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Rinnosuke was naked, standing in front of her with a big half-youkai boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Gensokyans used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Rinnosuke leaped forward and grabbed Raimu's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Rinnosuke more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient youkai sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Rinnosuke grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reimu's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Rinnosuke plunged in.

>>774449

>>743909

>>657936

>>613901

Krieg.

>>486557