/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8255500
Alice is not a tapeworm.

You can tell by the way she walks that she's my touhou. You can tell by the way she talks that she rules the world. You can see in her eyes that no one is her chain. She's my touhou - my supertouhou.

And then she'd say : "It's okay, I got lost on the way, but I'm a supertouhou, and supertouhous don't cry."
And then she'd say: "It's alright, I got home late last night, but I'm a supertouhou, and supertouhous just fly.

And then she'd say that nothing can go wrong. When you're a touhou, what can go wrong? And then she'd laugh the nighttime into day, pushing her fear further along.

And then she'd shout down the line, tell me she's got no more time. 'cause she's a supertouhou, and supertouhous don't hide. And then she'd scream in my face, tell me to leave, leave this place 'cause she's a supertouhou, and supertouhous just fly.

Yes, she's a supertouhou. She's sewing seeds, she's burning trees. Yes, she's a supertouhou - my supertouhou.

I sit and wait.
Does a Touhou
Contemplate my fate?
And do they know
The places where we go
When we´re gray and old?
´cos I have been told
That salvation
Lets their wings unfold.
So when I’m lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I’m loving Touhous instead.

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I’m right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call - she won't forsake me.
I’m loving Touhous instead

When I’m feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know that I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead

I’m loving Touhous instead.

It's another lonely evening
And another lonely town
But I ain't too young to worry
And I ain't too old to cry
When a touhou gets me down

Got another empty bottle
And another empty bed
Ain't too young to admit it
And I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head

That's why I'm lonely
I'm so lonely
But I know what I'm gonna do -

I'm gonna neet on
Neet on
Neet on, standing on the edge of the rope
Neet on, thumb in my ass
Neet on, one of these days I'm gonna
Neet on, change my evil ways
Till then I'll just keep neeting on

Fine, I see how it is.

Jerks.

So I gave a presentation for my plant ecology class today and literally vomited on the podium 30 seconds in.

What's the most painless way to open a portal to Gensokyo?

Never made it as a normal
I couldn't cut it as a poor NEET stealing
Tired of living like an autist
I'm sick of /jp/ without a sense of meido

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say homu
I was waiting on a different touhou
This time I'm vomitting
For handing you a shit worth posting
And I've been lewd, i've been down,
Been to the bottom of every portal
These four words in my head
Scream "is /jp/ shitty yet?"

Cry probably
;_;

Maybe try my luck with another Touhou.

Or maybe I just need to win the respect of my favorite Touhou before she acknowledges my existence. And thus my wacky adventure will begin.

Get your e-mail yet?

>>7928985
It's not really like that, though. It happens anywhere from a single night to a few days and they're sprinkled throughout the year. It's not exactly chronic but not acute, either.

>Suck a dick
>Get sent to jail for prostitution

What the fuck, /jp/? You didn't tell me this would happen.

What would you do if someone called you Japanese and refused to take it back?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7xjYeWOhbU

>/jp/

i wanna cry

>>7510812
Please stop raping me.

forever alone ;_;

I cannot... control myself. I beg you Mortals, flee! Flee before I lose all sense of control. The Black Fire rages within my heart. I must release it! FLAME! DEATH! DESTRUCTION! COWER MORTALS BEFORE THE WRATH OF LORD....NO! I MUST FIGHT THIS!

>>7414649
Having your living doll friends come cheer you up with Alice

Alice thread to counter the shitty bird and ghost threads.

Is it just me or is Alice the worst touhou?

I remember blasting through the entire manga a couple weeks ago and crying myself to sleep when I hit the end. It felt like a part of me died.

I'm fucking pathetic.

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nginx

Cry on /jp/'s lap.

>Realise that if these were drawn in ZUN style I would probably like them and think they were nice additions to the series
>MFW