/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3359290

Man, this zooming in and out is pretty ballin', to use the common vernacular.

Yet another bland, unappealing visual novel/eroge with cookie-cutter visuals, one-dimensional characters that adhere firmly to all the mainstays of eroge.
Huge eyed, waifish girls wearing seifuku, twin-tails, multicoloured hair...in short, nothing to distinguish it from the hundreds of other Eroge out there.

>>3348851

>Seem like a shitty game.

Par the course for most eroge, really. It's pretty shitty, but the ^_^XD crowd will love it, eat up, and ask for seconds.

>>3333794

Oh.

Oh, God.

So, what you are saying here is that Youmu is being possessed by a large, sentient, squishy flatus?

...Go on.

Oh dear, what did Suigin do to make you butthurt now?

>>3293605

Oh, dear, now you've gone and made all the Illya fans ass-pained.

>>3259482

Sir, ordinarily I would not lightly use the term 'epic'. I understand fully its etymology, and right now, I must say that the idea you've propose here is worthy of the epithet 'Epic'.

The shitstorm that would result would be glorious. I got shivers imagining it. Especially if it was excellently pulled off. I'm not sure I want to do it, if only because it might not be as funny as it COULD be.

>>3244547

If I was walking around the forest late at night, and all of a sudden Keine started trying to stick her massive bull-cock up in me while grunting and panting over me like a steer in heat, I'd be dreadfully frightened. In fact, I might be traumatized for a while.

Frog legs?!

WOAH!

WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!

WHAT the FUCK, is THIS SHIT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

>>3061052
>>3061065

Someone's got a case of Akiha Neck!

>>2978102

>his big titted slut who follows him around and spews off stupid one liners.

>FSN

No, that's not right. Rider barely ever says anything, let alone make attempts at humor.

>>2925925

Oh, dear. Whatever did little Pygmalion do to make you cry so much?

>>2800189

Dude, give it a fucking rest. I tried.

Every time you talk about PC98 you get a bunch of fuckin newfags jumping down your throat screaming about how that character doesn't exist, how they don't know her, or that Gensokyo isn't like that, and all sorts of retarded bullshit at once.

Kinda like >>2799747.

ZUN has given us the finger and told us, "Alright guys, eat a dick."

>>2793399

Duuuuuude.....

...where's my car?

>>2779548

>tripfag friends.

Haha, I don't think you understand how tripfags work. Tripfags hate the shit out of each other, except in cases where one earns the grudging respect of another.

I know you may have been privy to misconceptions about tripfags thanks to that brown-nosing sycophant ZUN!Bar, but know this -you do not hate my trip-comrades more than I do.

Oh, you mean Da-ze?

Touhou and Da-ze are best friends!

>>2756362

Good god, man, why would you take anything anyone says on 4chan, let alone the Internet, seriously?

What a horrid idea.

What? For $350 dollars you could have gotten a moderately priced escort to play at being your girlfriend in public. Not to mention you'd be doing a whole lot more than just cuddling when you got her at somewhere private.

Nice copypasta, anyway.

>>2723579
>>2723588
>>2723573

Are you listening, Heckler Und Koch? Voice controlled firearms! Get to the drawing board and manufacture such a thing for me! Schnell!

>>2701446
>>2701475

Huh. I guess she and Anonymous have something in common.

>>Microsoft E3
MY WAIFU. OUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE.
Soon, soon....
;___________;

>>2685705
>I'm fully intending on raping arc

What did I ever do to you to deserve that?

>>2602046

Genderswapped Gun God?

Saber without her Ahoge?

What the fuck is this shit?