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9575485 No.9575485[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

My mom made me get a job.
Today one of my soon to be co workers started talking to me. I'm afraid he'll try to become friends and force me to leave the house. Is there any way to avoid this without coming off as a complete asshole?

>> No.9575489
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9575489

Kick his fucking ass.

>> No.9575490

If you come off as a weirdo loner then they'll leave you alone after a while anyways.

If there are too many women though they might turn against you for some reason

>> No.9575494

He'll understand if you just say "no thanks, I don't drink" or something.

>> No.9575497

Just because he's talking to you doesn't mean he wants to be friends. Remember that and you'll be just fine.

>> No.9575508

>>9575497
Are you saying he's gay?

>> No.9575528
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9575528

it's not that hard just do the same thing you did in highschool. You might regret it though, in any work place there always is some dumb alternative girl who will let you pound her despite your awful hygiene/hobbies/physical condition/etc.

It's easy to make people see you're not interested at all. One time I was on a weekend shift and leaving and some chick was bugging me to go out and drink (I could have totally fucked her) and she kept bugging me and bugging me so I just went "I dunnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and when she was looking away I just slipped out.

I sort of regret it because she has some neurological disorder and for whatever reason I think that would have made her a really easy to manipulate donut.

>> No.9575524

>>9575508
Perhaps

>> No.9575526

>>9575508
I think he's saying that normals make smalltalk often. But gay IS a possibility.

>> No.9575532

>>9575526
Forgot my GAY NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>> No.9575536

>>9575489
Not if I kick yours first, weenie.

>> No.9575545
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>>9575536
I'll literally beat the shit out of you.

>> No.9575553

Ask them which animes the like.

>> No.9575559

>>9575528
Is this the birth of an epic new copypasta?

>> No.9575560

>>9575545
Like...you will make him poop?

>> No.9575570

>>9575560
And beat his shit instead of him?

... So lewd

>> No.9575572

>>9575545
I'd love to suck your cock while you shit on me :3

>> No.9575575

>>9575570
Wait, so he is going to beat up that guy until he poops himself then he is going to tear off that guy's pants then beat the shit out of his shit?

That's crazy, yo.

>> No.9575581

I hope your mom said she was proud of you and loved you very much.

>> No.9575586
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>>9575581
Shut the fuck up, sean.

>> No.9575589

Fail to make eye contact and reply only in tangential incomplete sentences.
If that doesn't work feign aggression.

>> No.9575590

Normals will try to get under your pant- I mean your world with such small talks. Just do whatever talk you think it is necessary, and keep it to the minimum

>> No.9575615

>>9575586
I'd suck his cock~

>> No.9575617

Is it true co-workers will get together and try to get you fired if you don't associate openly with them?

>> No.9575628

>>9575586
I hate you so much

You've ruined my life.

Fuck you

Now I don't even know if I'll come back or the meet up.
I'm crying I hate you I hate you I hate you

qoute me if others ask about me

Thanks for ruining my life now that I can't post here
I hate you

>> No.9575630

>>9575617
I've seen woman do that sometimes

>> No.9575631

>>9575617
this depends on who they are and what the job is. As long as you don't come off as "better than them" they really don't care. If you're going to distance yourself from them don't kiss ass with the supervisors, that might set them off.

Distance yourself from everyone, keep your head down, and just do good enough work to not get fired but bad enough to not be the best.

>> No.9575649

>>9575617
It's happening to me right now. The head cashier doesn't like me because I'm a "creeper", so she times my breaks and reports me for small infractions to our control freak manager. People get offended if you're too distant.

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>>9575628
Why you so crazy Disability-kun

>> No.9575660
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9575660

Smile and “Yeah maybe some time [, now isn't good I have something to take care of]”

Never let them have your number, always get theirs

They'll only turn against you if you're ugly

>> No.9575666

>>9575650
Did you hack my account?

>> No.9575674

>>9575649
Yeah when you're looking at low paying jobs like this people tend to make their own fun. Just find something else if you can, you don't want to reach the point where you're shooting up the place.

>> No.9575676

>>9575650
Why are there so many subhumans in that picture?

>> No.9575683

>>9575628
Stop being such a pussy.

>> No.9575681

>>9575674
Not planning on staying there for much longer. I got accepted into the BRS, which is basically a service for autists who can't get jobs in normal society. It's geared toward more severe cases, but I get some great do-nothing temp jobs. They've got a help desk position in the works, not sure if they'll be able to get it.

>> No.9575693 [DELETED] 

>>9575666
Just a quick questions, is this information correct?

Sean S. P.

6xxx Conestoga Lansing

517-321-xxxx

shanxxxx@msu.edu

Censored to protect the innocent.

>> No.9575696

>>9575666
Why the HELL did you post your picture, man?

Why would you do that?

>> No.9575699

I'm afraid to post anything that could be linked back to me here because there are virgin nerds who have nothing better to do but fuck with random people. smh

>> No.9575698

>>9575586
I expected him to look a lot different from his posts, color me surprised. I don't know why he is upset, he seems normal.

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>>9575586
Why are you picking on the disabled kid, man? That ain't cool.

>> No.9575708

>>9575699
it's not like anyone would care as long as you didn't use a trip.

>> No.9575709

That's what you get for participating at shitty meetups and being a fake Otaku.
Never leave your room. Never post photos. Never socialize. It's for the best, really.

>> No.9575711

Disability faggot is a poser. He's not a neet or hikki. He's a disgusting normalfag and he should be shot and hanged to be made an example out of.

>> No.9575712

>>9575699
That's perfectly fine. If you want to post your pictures or personal info go to facebook or /soc/

>> No.9575721

>>9575716
OH SNAP

>> No.9575716

>>9575699
Not to be a jerk, but do you have much of a life to ruin?

>> No.9575717

He has over 600 friends on Facebook. You nerds are just jealous.

>> No.9575720

>>9575699
Doing shit like doxxing on a board like /jp/ is inexcusable /b/ shit.

There's not denying the kid asked for it, but still...

>> No.9575726

>>9575720
/jp/ is a grown up jaded and bitter version of /b/

>> No.9575737

>>9575726

I always imagined /jp/ as a grown up jaded version of /a/.

>> No.9575740

>>9575485
Just tell them that you married some stupid bitch back in highschool, and would just prefer to spend your free time at home with your stupid kid, waiting for your life to be over.

The college age kids won't touch you, and the old fucks won't think you're worth their time.

>> No.9575746

>>9575726
>>9575737
I always thought of /jp/ as a bastard child of /a/ and /v/.

>> No.9575752

>>9575726
Is thi what they mean when they call /jp/ old /b/?

>> No.9575757

>>9575752
Who are "they"?

>> No.9575778

I think I will soon know how you feel, OP. Since I don't have anything to guide me in the decision of a new career (I will drop out at the end of the year), my mom is more likely to try to get me a shitty job that I don't want to do. For that, and because I have decided that I have lived long enough, I might kill myself in december.

Well, at least I can take it easy a few more months.

>> No.9575794

>>9575628
Kill yourself. If I ever see you post with your trip again I will send your relatives all of your archived posts, I'm not kidding nerd. I do not forgive and I do not forget.

>> No.9575795

>>9575752
Kinda.
It more refers to the fact that old /b/ was hypernerd japanophiles and no real presence of normals. But I definitely see the 'jaded and bitter' aspect now that I think on it.

>> No.9575797

>>9575778
You can't do that. A bunch of good figures are coming out in 2013.

>> No.9575814

>>9575794
he disabled his facebook page lol what a f*ckin loser.

>> No.9575823

>>9575797
You can hate me all you want for this, but I don't buy figures.

I might wait for Eva 3.33, but I don't think anything justifies the stay here.

>> No.9575855

>>9575794

Scary

>> No.9575864
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9575864

You didn't need to panic, Sean.

>> No.9575872

>>9575823
It's downright spooky how many people are planning to off themselves after that's out.

>> No.9575918

>>9575872
Why? Trigger is gonna start making shows with great animation. It's going to be the rebirth of anime. I can't wait.

>> No.9575940

>>9575823
>here
Go somewhere else then. Life on the streets is not hard, so long as you don't live in a hellhole like Phoenix.

>> No.9575950

>>9575794

this bullying has to stop.

>> No.9575975

My coworkers always thought I was weird.

However when I first start a job they stay away from me, if I warm up to them they'll start being mean. Keep up the toughguy facade, don't become friendly. You'll regret it.

>> No.9575975,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9575628
lmao :^)

>> No.9575975,2 [INTERNAL] 

not sure if serious...

>> No.9575975,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9575975 for >>9575975,2

cap: edward faboxpa

>> No.9575975,4 [INTERNAL] 

i applied for diability today will the guy come to my house and do i need to clean my room

>> No.9575975,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9575975,2
>>9575975,3
No he's right
Being the creepy pariah is better than being the easy target, that's something I learned in all the jobs I had.

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