/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I went to the dildo shop today. The first thing I noticed was a nerdy looking asian girl inspecting dildos intensely. I found that to be amusing.

Then the dildo shop owner came and asked me if I needed any help. I told here that I needed a dildo as a gift for my girlfriend. She said sure and led me to the anal dildo section. She saw right through my lie. That makes me nervous.

She then asked me how much I was going to want to pay for a good dildo, and I named 50$. She said that that would buy a quality dildo.

She then handed me a large dildo with soft rubber bumps on it. I said that it looked good. It was pink. The pink dildo makes me feel much more feminine.

She then lead me to the register, where she explain that there were no returns for dildos. People might use them and then take them back. I found that to be a reasonable policy.

So she asked me to open it to ensure that it was working. She even gave me a free battery so it could vibrate. I thought that that was very kind.

As I walked out of the store, I noticed that the girl from before was still studying the dildos. I wonder if she ever found what she wanted.</spoiler>

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

[spoiler]Dildo.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]lol dongs</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]What if it were Akarin shopping for dildos?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431680
She would not get any help from the shop owners

Akari~~~n</spoiler>

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

[spoiler]>>8431680
No one would notice.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Can a dildo shop really stay in business?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>Not buying dragon dildos from the dragon dildo site</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431693
>>8431680
>>8431686
>>>/a/</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Your charmingly stilted writing style kind of reminds me of a child's journal entry.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431680
What if it were HOMU?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I hope your bought some nice lube. Have you tried it out yet?

If you could send semen through the post legally nothing would be hotter than collecting /jp/sie sperm to use as lube.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Such a old copy pasta.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431705
You should read this book, it's great.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>nerdy looking asian girl
I bet it was Konata.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22I+went+to+the+dildo+shop+today
.+The+first+thing+I+noticed+was+a+nerdy+looking+asian+girl+inspecting+dildos+intensely.+I+found+that
+to+be+amusing.%22
I'd read this guy's blog.</spoiler>

[None !rt4PMP8zGc!!Vcza4q62dHf No.]

[spoiler]>>8431723
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/7983638
Four months is old? You must be new. I remember writing this. I made another, then lost interest.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431725
No replies/deleted instantly and he never reposted it.

I feel bad for that guy.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431727
I think that Kagami is more the type to go to a dildo store and spend time actually looking at them. Konata would shop online.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Reported.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431767
Anal masturbating is /jp/ related newfriend.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431779

Bad pasta isn't.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431781
We're probably the board with the highest ratio of kopipe to real posts.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431781
That's cool, but imagine an obscure, random situation. Now imagine that but zanier. Tanasinn, lol!</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431728
I have it in my library but haven't read it yet; I'll start it tonight.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431786
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what tanasinn is like.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

On may 6th, 2009, a teenage girl named Taylor posted a status on Facebook. She was never replied to. She got butthurt because she thought that her life actually mattered to other people. She decided to killed herself brutally with the help of her midget friend Katherine and her aspie friend Sophia. She chainsawed her toes off, shoved them up her loose asshole, gutted herself and hanged herself with her small intestine. Taylor's friends promptly joined in. Her soul haunts this message. Once you read this, you have to break your computer monitor, rent a gun and shoot yourself in the arm. If you don't do this, Taylor will castrate you, rape you with a sandpaper dildo, file your skin off and burn you. She will then proceed to season and cook your skin for a shitsteak. You have 30 minutes.

[~ニソクソ~ !nK0b2EQkPU No.]

[spoiler]>>8431659
>>http://www.bad-dragon.com
Now you dont have to go through that embarrassment again</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431837
I once got a seven day ban for spamming /jp/ with the `A boy died in 1492 by a homicidal murderer' copypasta.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]On may 6th, 2009, a teenage girl named Taylor posted a status on Facebook. She was never replied to. She got butthurt because she thought that her life actually mattered to other people. She decided to killed herself brutally with the help of her midget friend Katherine and her aspie friend Sophia. She chainsawed her toes off, shoved them up her loose asshole, gutted herself and hanged herself with her small intestine. Taylor's friends promptly joined in. Her soul haunts this message. Once you read this, you have to send this to 5 other people. If you don't do this, Taylor will castrate you, rape you with a sandpaper dildo, file your skin off and burn you. She will then proceed to season and cook your skin for a shitsteak.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431843
>>8431837

I'm going to reach a record of reports in one day soon.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431846
I've already hit the report limit.
Save it for actual threads.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431705
agreed. It's very kawaii</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>She said sure and led me to the anal dildo section.
Do they make dildo's special for anuses?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431848

Couldn't you just reset your IP and report some more?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431853

Not everyone has a dynamic IP.</spoiler>

[~ニソクソ~ !nK0b2EQkPU No.]

[spoiler]>>8431855
No</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431855
Yes.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431844
Which one should I order?</spoiler>

[~ニソクソ~ !nK0b2EQkPU No.]

[spoiler]>>8431866
The bigger the better</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431866
The grypon was pretty good when I had it.</spoiler>

[wareya !corwinBYTE No.]

[spoiler]>>8431879
Bowls are funny things. They manage to trap things from moving towards gravity, without pulling on them or relying on friction. The physics of a bowl holding a solid are simple: The solid object falls against a part of the blow and rolls or slides down towards its center. Now, going sideways would defy gravity, and going down would defy the spatial laws of quantum mechanics. To understand how bowls work with the more the more malleable states of matter, we can model many solid interactions within the same bowl. To understand how multiple solids work within one bowl, we can pretend that the first solid is part of that same bowl - as is the second by the time we add the third, and so on. Now we have a bowl full of solids, which we can stir and mix similarly to fluids. You can create a bowl in any number of spatial dimensions.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Since we're talking about anal dildos, is there any place online to buy one without having to register anywhere? For my girlfriend, of course!</spoiler>

[~ニソクソ~ !nK0b2EQkPU No.]

[spoiler]>>8431879
I think most places require an account. Do you have an Amazon? They sell some there</spoiler>

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

[spoiler]>>8431696
Calm down, Ecstasy Darks.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431903

Ah, but that's just it. I'm a little wary of having "dildos" as having been bought on your Amazon account...</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431930
Man, I've stayed up all night.
May be I should start listening to green day</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431859
is...is that a dog penis dildo?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431930</spoiler>

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

[spoiler]When I'm 18 I'm gonna walk into a dildo store and ask the manager if we're allowed to try before we buy!</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8431930
jeeeezus christ, it's been a long time since I felt the line blur between laughter and UNBRIDLED FUCKING RAGE</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]YES, I know what SOPA is. YES, I oppose it. What in the world do you want me to do? not browse /jp/ for the day?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]So. Why is everything in spoilers now? Mods being "sorandumb" again?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8432441
http://userstyles.org/styles/59541/4chan-unspoil?r=1326863400</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]You faggots didn't deal with this shit already?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8432472
>toolbar
>chrome</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8432006
wow where can I get the rest of this?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8432502
>>8432113</spoiler>