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8204930 No.8204930[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Has /jp/ ever considered becoming an organ donor? Even if you don't get anything out of your life, someone else can.

>> No.8204936
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8204936

I have one of those yellow cards filled up that basicly say that they can take anything out of me when I die.

>> No.8204935

Have you ever considered cyanide as your only way out?

You should.

>> No.8204940

i would donate any of my non-lewd organs to a /jp/er in need

>> No.8204941

My dick

>> No.8204943

By the time I die those organs will be rendered useless

>> No.8204938

I live in BR land, someone will break into my house and steal them sooner or later anyways.

>> No.8204944

I hope to die at a point that my organs are far beyond useless to anyone. Conversely, if I do succeed in living past 100, maybe I'll become a youkai and get to go to gensokyo anyway.

>> No.8204948

Can you change this? I'm not signed up to be one at the moment but I'm not against becoming one. It's not like I'm going to miss my organs anyway.

I just don't know how good my organs are.

>> No.8204956

>>8204938
they'll gut you any take what they need when you die regardless of where you live.

>> No.8204967

>>8204948
If you live in the US go to the DMV, they have applications to make changes to your license (if you have one) or you ID. Europe I'm not too sure.

>> No.8204970
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>Satori in a pleated miniskirt

Holy fucking want.

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>>8204970
W-what are you thinking...!?

>> No.8204987

Nah.
If you get in a accident they will let you die.

>> No.8204997

>>8204987
"This guy looks like a useless NEET, lets just let him die so his organs go to some good use"
Makes sense.

>> No.8204998

>>8204930
Satori would never use a slavshit rifle.

>> No.8205027
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8205027

No, because I was thinking of drowning myself in lake Michigan.

It'd probably be days before they found my corpse, so it would be rotted and the organs probably wouldn't even be usable.

>> No.8205029
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>>8204986

That Satori needs to wear pleated miniskirts much more often.

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>>8205029
Is that all?

>> No.8205041

>>8205027
You should look up pictures of the rotten, swollen bodies of drowning victims. Even if it doesn't matter what you look like after you die, it's still off-putting.

>> No.8205042

Between my smoking and drug use, I doubt anyone'd want them.

>> No.8205047

>>8205042
It's all about research and such too. It's probably the minority of organs that actually get transplanted. If they get your bits, they will find a use for them.

>> No.8205044

Fuck that idea. I don't like helping strangers.

>> No.8205051

>>8204987
I'm pretty sure there are laws against that.

But then again, George Carlin does have a point.

>> No.8205048

>>8205041
I have many saved actually. The eyelids don't seem to close around the eyes and the tongues are swollen out of their mouths on top of their skin seeming to peel off.

>> No.8205053

>>8205051
If you take advice from a comedian you deserve to die prematurely

>> No.8205061

>>8205048
DO IT FAGGOT.

>> No.8205057

I am an organ donor. I also go to a Plasma Center in the dead of morning to get my weekly 100 dollars.

>> No.8205058
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8205058

Sure, I'd love to donate many organs, if only I had the money to buy them. Pic related, I love the sound they make!
also yfw filename.
also yfw watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FXoyr_FyFw

>> No.8205066

>>8205061
Do what?

>> No.8205067

>>8205057
God, I wish I could still sell plasma...

>> No.8205068
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>>8205038

It's enough.

>> No.8205082

Nobody in their right mind would want my organs. After over a decade of smoking, my lungs have to be pure black by now. Also, my chronic alcoholism has probably destroyed my liver. Anyone who got my organs would be very unhappy.

>> No.8205084

>>8205067
A couple more donations and I get bumped up to 80 dollars a donation, 160 dollars a week. Pretty Sweet deal.

>> No.8205085

You're not allowed to pay plasma donors here, because of some EU directives. Such shite.

>> No.8205089

>>8205082
stop whining, there are people worse off than you.

>>8205058
I can't believe nobody else made that joke. Also, that guy got mad skills!

>> No.8205095

>>8205058
Holy shit, it sounds so good!

>> No.8205116

>>8205089

Not whining, just stating facts. I have been very unkind to my body.

>> No.8205119

There's too big a chance I'd help somebody I wouldn't want to survive

>> No.8205130 [DELETED] 

>>8205084
I take concerta for severe ADHD/depression on top of smoking weed recreationally.

is there any list of medications that would bar me from donating plasma?

It would be nice to have some extra money, and there is a plasma donor center ~2 miles from my house, but I've always been too afraid to go because of the niggers

>> No.8205137

>>8205084
I take concerta for severe ADHD/depression on top of smoking weed recreationally and I have a few tattoos.

is there any list of things that would bar me from donating plasma?

It would be nice to have some extra money, and there is a plasma donor center ~2 miles from my house, but I've always been too afraid to go because of the niggers

>> No.8205151

>>8204930
>>8205137
Damn, sounds like you an I would get along just fine IRL.
On the topic of medication, i recall a thread on here a few months ago discussing antidepressants that could induce Lucid Dreaming. Any anon recall that?

>> No.8205175

>>8205137
For tattoos, you need to wait a year after you got them.

They do a large medical screening (or they did for me) that asks about Substance abuse treatment, but they did ask about weed/alcohol when I went in there.

http://www.cslplasma.com/plasma-donor
http://www.cslplasma.com/plasma-donation-FAQ
You need to have been state-side for a few months before donating.

No idea on the medications. I just hit no on the computer screen.

>> No.8205214

>>8205151
funny you should mention that, because I just started taking concerta last week, and since I started taking it, I've lucid dreamed 3 or 4 times, usually when I try to force myself to sleep. From what I've read it's because it interferes with my REM sleep or something.

>>8205175
It's been a good two years since I got my last one done, so I should be good, plus I've never even left the country, so I should be good on that front.

The only other thing I'm worried about is cleanliness. I'm worried they might reuse a needle or something, and given how I live in the ghetto (read: 90% black), that would not be good.

>> No.8205223

>>8205214
They use fresh needles per person. The CSLPlasma used brand new needles every time I've gone.

>> No.8205227

If I donate my organs can I fuck Orin?

>> No.8205241

I don't get why anyone wouldn't donate their organs after death, you're not even using them anymore, afterall.
How selfish can you even be?

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