all about lenfried

[Anonymous No.]

Like Alice rabbit, I am late!!! For the date... running through the streets, knock over old lady on my way, have to say SORRY but VERY quickly... no time for chat. My GF is waiting....... I am very doing something wrong.

[mise en scene (this is art word)]

Lenfried (my gf) is waiting at train station. She is chewing bubble gum in sexy way, like U see in 007 movie (SEXY BUT NO SLUT). Looks at watch. "Y my boyfriend late again??? So many time late. We have sex only 6 times per day and also I am not a slut, maybe this is problem why he doesnt find me attractive now? maybe need more times?"

Still i am running. I hope she is still there, not bored and walk away. I run, all past dogs. All past more old lady. All past other businessman. I have run from office.

[scene in office now, this is flashback (more art word)]

"Oha-you, Anonymous-san. Y are you so quick to leave work today? U have... date? ;)"
"NO!!! U say such stupid thing........ my mother is the sick. U understand? Cancer in brain. Is very serious. Do not make the joke at serious time."
(i made lie to boss... very serious problem)
"OK I understand. Leave early."

I walk to desk, KARATE CHOP COMPUTER FROM DESK, NO NEED FOR ANYMORE, gather my money (much money), take small picture of Len I keep at my pocket, and start my RUN (or escape......................? double meaning--this is art word)

[Anonymous No.]

[back to present scene (this is art technique)]

STILL RUNNING, pass train station, NO DO NOT WANT BALLOON, NOT WAN--wait this balloon is much cute... man tie it up like cat... LEN LIKe cat... maybe I buy...

[dialogue (this is film technique)]

OK HOW MUCH FOR BALLOON?
Hello that will be ni hyaku yen
wat
TWO HUNDRED OF YEN
ok -give 200 yen- (i collected this money from sell Len pantsu on ebay... very serious problem)

Kawaii baloon. Pink cat. LEN will appreciate... I RUN MORE. DOWN TRAIN STAIRS, NO MORE TIME FOR WALK, JUMP ON HANDRAIL, RUN DOWN, MATRIX, PEOPLE ARE STARE WITH FACE ":O" BUT I AM NOT CARE ANYMORE, DESPERATE, BACKFLIP ONTO FLOOR, ENTER SONIC SPEED AND GET 2 TRIAN, RIDE TRAIN AND EXIT

"sigh, pant, pant" (onomatopeai -- book art word)
"finally I am here"

[Anonymous No.]

I see her. When I go up stair, I see her. Se standing there. I am san jyuu pun late. Is very serious problem, but she does not shout at me like normal. She smile.

"Anonymous, you are my kareshi. I love U. :) thank u for come on deito. What is this?"
"Lenfried I know u r my girlfriend who is not a slut and u understand my job is very isogashii but still I am sorry for makeing the lateness. Wint happen again, also i have you a balloon for apology"
"O my goodness anonymous-san, thank U!! This is cute cat balloon lol! what can I call it??"
"I think u should call it after Sanae because she is my favorite touhou who is not a slut just like u r not. is ok?"
"Yes, this balloon is called SANAE. She is cute cat lol"

[Anonymous No.]

now me and lenfried r walk along the seafront, holding hand.
"Ah, anonymous-san, i wait for some long time but so glad because u make me so happy when u arrive. im so happy u r my bf...:)"

I squeeze her hand more tighter as she say this, it make my heart feel light... aaah kimochiii. The sun is very bright and we walking by very beautiful river. I get Lenfried ice-cream, we sit on bench and stare out at the water

[Anonymous No.]

After ice-cream she say

"So Anonymous-san, shall we go now to our deito place? I am very excited!!"

Deito place is very big secret... I will not tell her yet, only lead her in direction.

We stand up and walk.

TO BE CONTINUED....................................(?)

[Anonymous No.]

Are you pretending to be Japanese or something? It is still shitposting even if you are being ironic, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7411815
/jp/ complain about anything like chicken with no head. I done listen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

CHICKEN NO HEAD

WALKIN' BOSS

[mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT No.]

Lenfried is always /jp/ related...

[Anonymous No.]

Well don't leave us in suspense OP. Finish the story already.