/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

At first i thought the whole autism/asperger/social outcast thing was a joke.

Then i talked further with a few people from /jp/...okay several dozen people from /jp/...and i realised that most did have some serious problems.

There were people who got off from insulting others. Literally.

There were people whom enjoyed shitposting on /jp/. They would deliberately make a shitty post. As shitty as possible. Because it made them happy.

There were people with so deep seated pyschological issues that i cant begin to guess what their problem was. One day they would be perfectly normal. The other they would be a raging homicidal maniac. Another day they would be all giggly and pretending to be a little girl.

And then you know, there were all the fanbois...that would literally SUCK COCK as the fan of something or other. The kind who thought that touhou/miku/baby's first VN/whatever was GOD'S GREATEST GIFT TO HUMANITY. And the cock that they suck...oh god THE COCK THAT THEY SUCK...

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend is 15 years old (3 years younger than me, don't you dare fucking say what you're about to say). She said she wanted to come to my house to watch a movie she just bought (I'm not allowed over at her house because her parents would freak out at the idea of a fully grown man playing grab-ass with their little girl). Surprise surprise, it was fucking Twilight.

Now, I knew she was a fan and all, but I never actually had to "confront" the problem. She spent the entire movie letting out these annoying (albeit cute) shrieks every time Edward did ANYTHING. She also gave me all sorts of fun-facts for half the movie, until I screamed "IDONTWANNAHEARIT" halfway through the movie.

Now, this just ruined her mood, and she decided to let off on me when the movie was over. "What's so wrong about liking Twilight?", she said to me. "Well, no offense, but it's just badly written wish fulfillment made by some fat virgin." Then she decided to set it off. She put on this twisted little smile, and said "Jamal, honey, you play Touhou". You see where this is going, right?

I couldn't really fight any of the points she brought up. I mean, she knows I play shit like Tsukihime and Clannad, so saying VNs are better written is out of the question. She even brought up how most of the audience for the new Touhou game premiere we went to at otacon were a bunch of shrieking fangirls, and how I spent the whole time we were there telling her fun facts about the character's origins.

How the hell do I get back at her?

[Anonymous No.]

So you're from /a/, /b/, or /v/? Guessing /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

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http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=%22At+first+i+thought+the+wh
ole+autism%2Fasperger%2Fsocial+outcast+thing+was+a+joke.%22&search_username=&search_tripcode
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[Anonymous No.]

>>7403017
And you must be from there too, clueless to the fact that this is copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, well, I am looking for a kopipe, it can't be Yoshinoya (thats japanese for ramen) or any overused meme. It has to be of 2 or more bun (thats japanese for 2 sentences) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really okashii (funny). Also It has to be about 10-20 internets. And the seller has to post screenshots of it first (i wanted to make shure it was okashii [funny]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching Ascii Art (WITH witty comments). OH! and it CANNOT have had any weeaboo text, or been made up. It has to be made of real-life experiences, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a kopipe similar to the one im describing in 4chan, but it was 1 bun, and i didnt want my tsuri (trolling) to touch my other posts (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments is more okashii).

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