/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks meido, for the final nail in the coffin of /jp/

Rest in peace, Japan/General.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6530311
Why do you hate Comrade General so much?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh you're leaving? Good, one less whiner in this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6530321
/v/ threads
Deleting /jp/-related threads indiscriminately
And now this raid-baiting shit.

Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6530336
You should just leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6530346
You getting a little hot under the collar there? I think you need to just laugh it off and realize where you are.

maybe you should have some pudding, might put a smile on that angry face

[Anonymous No.]

>>6530336
I was asking about OP always posting that picture Comrade hates so much.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Every true /jp/er will report and sage this thread

[Anonymous No.]

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY
EVERY TIME I REFRESH THE PAGE

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

crossposted from someone on /tg/


Fort save dc 17
Inititial damage - confusion - user may take no actions other than dancing and yelling about pudding for 1d4 rounds
Secondary damage - 1d6 wis damage, then make a Will save (DC 15) or be compelled to eat more pudding (triggering another dose)

If the victim is reduced to 0 wis this way, he begans to melt and a spoon begins to grow out of his right arm. Over the next hour, he slowly transforms into a pudding.

GIGA PUDDING

[Anonymous No.]

My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't mind the giga pudding "epic" fun.

But I'm kind of sad that this mod is not even deleting retarded cross board shit and other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice, /jp/, nice.
A proper way to clean 4chan from all the normal n'wahs.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

[Anonymous No.]

PUDDING IN AN EPIC POT.

[Nipaah !desuV9JP12 No.]

why i´m not surprised /jp/ is root of this...anyways i need one of this comercial for master spark cereal.

[Anonymous No.]

The short, bearded figure stood on the stage, gesturing furiously as he declaimed on the evils of the RIAA and occasionally pacing around a bit.

"Richard, you've changed," murmured the balding, nondescript-looking man in the audience to himself.

After the talk, the bearded man strolled up the stairs, unconcerned by the train of scruffy-looking undergraduates following after. He was headed for the cookie table. As he began to shovel handfuls of madeleines and pecan brownies into his mouth, the bald, mustachioed man approached.

"Eric," the bearded man gasped, nearly dropping a handful of shortbread cookies (but not quite.)

"Richard," the bald man said firmly.

"What brings you here?" asked the bearded man. The undergraduates merely stared wide-eyed, knowing something special was happening, but not knowing quite what. At least, the ones who weren't also going for the cookie table.

"Well, Richard, you'll remember how we knew each other, seven years before you started the GNU project," said Eric.

"Yes..." Richard began to say, when he was interrupted by a particularly young-looking undergraduate.

[Anonymous No.]

ignore the pudding threads and continue to have VN / doujin discussion, whats the problem?

>>6530311
go back to pooshlmer.

[Thoughtless Celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 No.]

>>6530365
Nicely played sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Just... wow

It's just that, I never thought I'd agree with Sion.

Mod, you really are a newfag.

I'm disappointed. No, not HURR DURR SON I DISAPOINT.

I'm actually disappointed. I mean, I know it's 4chan, but that was just uncalled for. I actually believed that, unlike the current userbase, the moderation team had at least a little bit of brain and dignity in their numbskulls.

Evidently, they do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6530440
>moderation team had at least a little bit of brain and dignity in their numbskulls
Somebody hasn't been on /a/ lately.

[Thoughtless Celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 No.]

>>6530440
Why would someone post such a degrading pic about themselves?

Or, Why do you think the mod is butthurt?

[Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM No.]

>008.jpg

That was completely uncalled for.

[Anonymous No.]

[Y.o.u.r f.a.v.o.r.i.t.e A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s t.h.a.t l.i.v.e.s i.n B.a.n.g.k.o.k No.]

>>6530440
welcome to 4chan newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>6530440
Reported for posting a meme outside of /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty much done. /a/ mods were banning people for anime discussion the other day (and a bunch of WACKY RANDUM stickies) and now this. It's pretty sad to see what's happened to this site