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Anonymous Sat Oct 9 04:46:41 2010 No.6255803 [Reply] [Original]

Happy times of wetness; I'm going to bed.

Stay dry, Anon.

Anonymous Sat Oct 9 04:49:41 2010 No.6255810

Am I the only one who occasionally wakes up almost shitting their pants? I wake up feeling sick more than 70% of the time, and of those times when I feel sick, there's about a 40% chance I'm about to leak liquid shit all over myself and my bed. The rest of the day I'm fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 05:52:41 2010 No.6256005 >>6255810 What does your diet consist of?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 05:53:41 2010 No.6256011 >>6255810 >Am I the only one who occasionally wakes up almost shitting their pants? Yup. I'd suggest seeing a doctor or seriously changing your diet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 05:54:41 2010 No.6256016 >>6255810 Nope, as I was taught how to control the movements of my bowels as an infant during toilet training. Have you considered wearing diapers?

Anonymous Sat Oct 9 05:55:41 2010 No.6256017

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 06:00:41 2010 No.6256038 >>6256017 AHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 06:03:41 2010 No.6256046 >>6256017 Christ...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 06:08:41 2010 No.6256064 >>6256017 Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 06:13:41 2010 No.6256075 File: 30 KB, 598x221, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6256017 >my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper

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