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>> No.46789321

Animege
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPiOJIR7XdI

>> No.46789339


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk4KcP1VGIc

>> No.46789379

>>46789307
Stop posting this ugly slag has the op

>> No.46789418

十二歳がPRIMEです

>> No.46789428

The difference between ambitious and presumptuous is effort.

>> No.46789528

I saw a guide on setting up better mining that had steps to include a screen shot with the word being mined. Anyone have a link to it?

>> No.46789531
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GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MOTHER Fuckers!!!!!!

>> No.46789546

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLPc5JGkDLI
this looks cute

>> No.46789576

retard here,
what is she saying?
https://vocaroo.com/1cC5gP982s7A
(in response to 【何で】)

>> No.46789605

>>46789576
イマヤ

なにもかんがえない

>> No.46789635

>>46789605
thanks
why did you write 今や in katakana?

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>あなたの宝物には魔法の力が宿っていきます
I had mistakenly translated this as the magical power dwells in your treasure (as in there is magic inside of it) instead of translating it as the magical power grows in your treasure (as in magic enters and stays in the item).
Is the implication that something is enter done by the particle にin this case?

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>> No.46789699
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first they remove a lot of lyrics and now they lock them behind a paywall
nice

>> No.46789708

is it true that water at restaurants isnt free in austria

>> No.46789715

sometimes

>> No.46789716

Tap water in europe isn't edible.

>> No.46789719

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w5FqK6ca3bE

>> No.46789743

>>46789635
音はわかってても意味はよくわからないこと

を表すときにカタカナで書くという

習慣があります

>> No.46789759

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AIaK0wTgbyk

>> No.46789851

god i want to die

>> No.46789866

>>46789307
finally a good OP image

>> No.46789869
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https://psxdatacenter.com/ntsc-j_list.html
going through all the ps1 games released in japan one by one and writing down the ones that catch my eye
this one didnt but still nice

>> No.46789872

暗いと光る
Glow in the dark. Neat

>> No.46789874

>>46789869
you ever played oreshika

>> No.46789906
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>>46789874
nah
doesnt look like something i would like

>> No.46789918

>>46789906
what do you play?

>> No.46789941
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>>46789918
chill atmospheric shit mainly
playing the psp katamari recently

>> No.46789991
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Anyone read through Loopers?
The production value is pretty good, the background art has a nice ligne claire style, the vocab and grammar seems pretty beginner friendly too.

>> No.46789994

>>46789991
yea i read it
solid but nothing crazy
music was good

>> No.46789999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRl3NGwNzqc

>> No.46790015
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>>46789941
mine

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>>46790015
you went through a list or are they just ones youve seen?
the library is so damn big

>> No.46790036

>>46790023
i believe i watched this in stages muted & ffw and noted noted down what caught my eye
https://youtu.be/2UasV1hErWM

>> No.46790068

>>46790036
how many have you played since lol

>> No.46790081

このアニメはたぶん

ひとりづつ減ってくんじゃない

7話くらいから一人づつへるとか
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJcHQm-zA4Q

で最終話で全員生き返って大団円

>> No.46790096

>>46790068
この質問に関しては黙秘権を行使することにしますけど…

>> No.46790110

けどなんだ

>> No.46790124

そうですけど

>> No.46790173

Do I just study my mining deck like the 2k deck?

>> No.46790189

i thought kedo meant "but" but mfs using it everywhere even though there is no but

>> No.46790248

>i thought kedo meant "but"
lol

>> No.46790272

輪行
oh yeah whats this one mean

>> No.46790278

i would personally never use けど there but its fine

>> No.46790286

only use けろ

>> No.46790295
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time 2 study

>> No.46790309

why life your life like that

>> No.46790315

esl moment

>> No.46790318

>>46790248
しらんけど

>> No.46790327
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46790327

Why you learn Japanese?

>> No.46790342

だけれど(も)
だけど(も)
だが
けれど(も)
けど(も)

>> No.46790356

i may be a esl but im also retarded

>> No.46790374

だれこど (も)

>> No.46790564

These VNs are showing me that I should be a positive person to those around me. Spreading happiness invites happiness.

>> No.46790566

https://youtu.be/uTs6SFeny5Q?t=1891

...デンマくん

>> No.46790567

>>46790327
*inhales*

>> No.46790599

>>46790566
出来ても出来なくてもいいと思ってる

>> No.46790602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7fRqp16TMM

>> No.46790620

been feeling pretty powerful lately

>> No.46790626

been eating raw meat?

>> No.46790741

nah, got off old meds onto ones that dont have side effects and now can spend more time immersed comfortably

>> No.46790750

all meds have "side effects"

>> No.46790777

rise and shine time to take ur meds djt :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nmF9KxxWPw

>> No.46790787

shut up wage slave

>> No.46790804

its too early to be signing ur posts

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smoke a cart nigga

>> No.46790906

irl daedric wakazashi

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>>46790930
he looks like a professional

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u could say that

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>>46790945
私は美少年が大好きで、女性的な部分を堂々と見せるのって、一番男らしいと思うよ。

>> No.46790970

>>46790935
he's a professional child soldier lol
8 is a weird one

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>>46790970
double 8 is even weirder

>> No.46791004

>>46790962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsnwQrUTBu8

>> No.46791014

dropped ff8 pretty early on but it was the slow af pal version tbf
beat ff7 on pal tho
would rather just play 7 again (in jp) than play 8

>> No.46791021

if u ever wished final fantasy was sorta like japanese high school then ff8 is the one for u

>> No.46791026
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>>46791004
nice

>> No.46791033

>>46790962
https://youtu.be/7MaF-bWeLGw

>> No.46791046
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>>46791033
love that bassline

>> No.46791061

>>46791046
me in the back middle

>> No.46791070

>>46791061
the guy in the white shirt? im far right peaking over the bush

>> No.46791075

its actually crazy to think that 046 is so uncanny that it could be confused as ai generated now

>> No.46791092

it confused me because its color coded or lit or whatever like a jdrama

>> No.46791093

>>46791075
release the bugs

>> No.46791100

i will NOT eat them

>> No.46791103

*eats grass*

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>>46791100
YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

>> No.46791113

>>46791103
humans are not adapted to eat grass thankfully thats why we eat the beef who already ate the grass

>> No.46791121

your mom is adapted to eat dick

>> No.46791125

あれぇ僕のパイプはどこじゃのう

>> No.46791127

>>46791113
is kobe beef really that good? thats all i think about when i hear "kobe". ive had really good wagyu at some steakhouses before but it was probably shit compared to real japanese beef, unless it was imported i guess.

>> No.46791137

>>46791127
dunno if my meat doesnt taste like a brick of charcoal its not cooked enough

>> No.46791142

>>46791137
ahhh I see you like the char, you'd probably love american bbq then if you havent had it

>> No.46791148
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where do u think i live

>> No.46791154

>>46791148
texas perhaps?

>> No.46791156

mami tonto probably loves american bbc

>> No.46791161

>>46791148
leftはgood meat

>> No.46791169

well u said american bbq so america
murica *taps chest then extends right arm out at a 45 degree angle fingers extended*

>>46791156
i like american history x

>> No.46791172

>>46791169
my bad i meant grand mami tonto

>> No.46791174
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>>46791156
das ist verboten
>>46791169
its a good film yeah. i like the curbstomp scene.

>> No.46791198

>>46791174
i wonder how many takes of it they did until they got the perfect stomp
i like to believe they trucked in a bunch of them since each one should be good for only one take and once used were thrown off to the side just piled up waiting to be taken to the landfill

>> No.46791199

its a mid film with some good scenes absolutely carried by the main dude and the prison ggas actors

>> No.46791203

havent watched a western movie in 5 years

>> No.46791206

https://streamable.com/dd0ft5

>> No.46791210

>>46791198
edward norton is a very demanding actor, he probably requested at least 30-50 of them to curb stomp, they were then tossed into an industrial meat grinder.
>>46791199
yeah nortons performance carries it, overall its meh. his nazi gf is hot though.

>> No.46791217

wotd
畳語

>> No.46791223

>>46791203
i've heard bone tomahawk is good, ive been meaning to watch it

>> No.46791231

>>46791223
it has a distinct climax

>> No.46791235

>>46791231
yeah ive heard, someone does the splits apparently and its quite gruesome

>> No.46791238

>>46791231
wotp
股割り

>> No.46791246

more like matagari

>> No.46791248

>>46789699
holy jewish lmao

>> No.46791255

>>46791235
it's pretty a 湿っぽい話 throughout

>> No.46791256

obsessed

>> No.46791273
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>>46791255
ちゃんとできていれば、暗い話は好きだよ。

>> No.46791289

who is this joe demigod i keep hearing about

>> No.46791294
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ohio gorizzmasu

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>>46791294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ

>> No.46791310

joe hanshin anyone?

>> No.46791317

immersion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9h1Quoed-k

>> No.46791326

>>46791317
>黒人は嫌いだ
>は嫌い
>だ
DOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY

>> No.46791334

american history x was pro diversity propaganda tho

>> No.46791343

>>46791334
>american history x was pro diversity propagandaけど
ftfy

>> No.46791349

fix this
thoughbeit

>> No.46791353

>>46791349
>i like cocks
ez

>> No.46791363

i do like futa yes

>> No.46791369

see? i gotchu

>> No.46791375
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>against diversity
>spends thousands of hours to participate in someone else's culture

>> No.46791386

i dont mix it with mine

>> No.46791434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPX44xvUmFA

>> No.46791454
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challenge: translate this to japanese

>> No.46791465

>>46791454
いや、どうして廊下でチュンチュン鳴っているのかは説明できない。でも、それを測定できるし、次のチュンチュンがいつ起こるかも予測できる。それに関してはかなり理解してるし、それで十分。廊下でチュンチュン鳴っている理由の哲学的な側面に気を取られてはいないから

>> No.46791488

>どうして廊下でチュンチュン鳴っている
already lost in translation try again

>> No.46791492

予測は

未来の測定を
・・
予めにしておく

意味

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>> No.46791506

>>46791497
subs ftw lol

>> No.46791507

>>46791488
Alright, let's see if this is better.
いや、なんで廊下がチュンチュン鳴るんかはわからへん。でも、それを測れるし、次のチュンチュンがいつかも予測できる。それについては、結構よう分かってるから、それで十分や。廊下でなんでチュンチュン鳴るんかいう哲学的な話には興味あらへんし。

>> No.46791508

>>46790566
without clicking on the video, is this about mutational load

>> No.46791514

鳴るよりは
何かしらの響き
とちゃいます?

>> No.46791517

>>46791507
at least uve established that the hallway is chirping

but did u really just throw it through the dirty kansai-ifier to make it "funny" lol

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>>46791517
Perhaps...

>> No.46791530

>>46791334
yep, destiny likes this movie

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>> No.46791550

>>46791543
thats really cute, i love elephants and seals :)

>> No.46791553

>>46791543
lol

>> No.46791556

oh look another celebshitter name to filter sitewide

>> No.46791569

filtering "filter" so i don't have to see this guy whining about adding people to his filter all the time

>> No.46791574

514 brings up a good point

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31518693?from=63

cant believe they fuckin privated this vid on yt sushiboys have declined

>> No.46791577

>>46791530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQedw7R1zk

>> No.46791579

素で素で
is this like the jap equiv of for real for real

>> No.46791594

>>46791577
metalopolis nostalgic map
WoL maps had soul
maps these days are too objectively good

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>>46791574
around belgians never relax

>> No.46791613

>>46789941
たねつけしますか?lol

>> No.46791615

whats the point of playing rts when ai can out apm every human

whereas if u put me in a quake or ut game of enhanced modern ai bots i would still own them cuz those games are skill based vs nerd monkey pressing buttons based

>> No.46791620

>>46791594
yeah. sometimes the terrible maps are the ones you make the best memories on because they're so inhomogenous. its also just a symptom of the comunity becoming unhealthily competitive

>> No.46791627

>>46791615
stupid post, you're talking about bots specifically designed not to have 100% LG on you for free, just like the hardest bots in RTS games won't beat a human who's good at the game. I can tell you're shit at quake from this awful post

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46791630

今日はめっちゃデカいおならしてるよ。

>> No.46791637

>>46791627
get on quake live lets 1v1 on stream

>> No.46791647

btw i havent played quake in like 3 years should be an easy dub ;D

>> No.46791653

bro is johning before the other guy said yes >~>

>> No.46791657

もっとも廊下がなぜチャープ音を出すのかは私には説明出来ません、測定は出来るがな。次のチャープ音を予測することも出来る。私は深い理解を持つことで満足します。なぜ廊下がチャープ音を出すのかの哲学的な含みは私の目に入らない

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>>46791653
*saliva dripping like a dog*

>> No.46791685

>>46791666
im not the other guy but im down to 1v1 for kicks. what server are you on?

>> No.46791686

you should do a best of 3 on stream, round 1 on quake live, round 2 reading a vn alternating lines, round 3 called off after you both suicide on round 2

>> No.46791687

jamel is lucky im at work and my hands are cold or he'd get shit on

>> No.46791689

a bot that works like fighting game bots as in it just reads your input and acts based on that can absolutely destroy without you getting a single bullet in

>> No.46791693

jamal's lucky an injury prevented me from ever getting good at multiplayer games

>> No.46791697

multiplayer games are gay
you cant even pause and take a drink

>> No.46791698

games are gay

>> No.46791699

>>46791620
the last couple ladder map pools have introduced some maps with quirks in them which is nice, but even then there's still way too much having to make sure every map isn't broken by liberators, conveniently placed pervert pillars for ovies etc. I think the extreme prevalence of air units in LotV leaves little wiggle room to map designers, they can't do nearly as much goofy stuff as BW map makers. even in BW most of the restrictions on mapmakers come from making sure mutalisks don't completely circumvent defender's advantage and keeping siege tank drops in check. but I recently got into AoE 2 multiplayer which has been eye-opening for me because it's been totally fine using randomly generated maps since the 90s, and I think a big part of it is the fact that air units don't even exist. you don't have any units that can just ignore the terrain while interacting with poor ground units.
>>46791647
>>46791637
I haven't dueled since diabotical either but I'm sure it would be. still not going to though, only because I stay anonymous here.
>>46791689
exactly lol

>> No.46791701

>>46791697
u take a fast swig after owning the guy ur 1v1ing

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>>46791687

>> No.46791708

>>46791685
sry i dont wanna play casuals it has to be a grudge match cuz thats whats hype

>> No.46791713

>>46791698
there must be something for you
even walking simulators or virtual fish tanks are technically games
>>46791701
yeah im not about that i want to chill

>> No.46791730

yeah i play zetamac

>> No.46791789

imho vidya can be the いいとこ取り of all other types of media
sound novels are books with appropriate music and art
vns are that but with va
both can have fmvs
and so on

>> No.46791791

>>46791708
i hopped in a lobby for 15 mins and got it out of my system.
btw nobody playes quake live all the servers are dead just move to q3 arena

>> No.46791828

>>46791791
its been dead for a long time but its fine to get on for a duel if u organize out of game first

>> No.46791838

>>46791693
:< well i hope it doesnt prevent u from having fun

>> No.46791839

>>46791828
diabotical was cool i wish it had ultrakill looking robots instead of gay portal 2 ones

>> No.46791847

i played diabotical at launch and i thought all the modes were fun and the maps were well designed for 1v1ing and im sad it died in barely a month

>> No.46791855

why play a game where things are equal for both players and the only thing that separates them is skill thats lame *pops a g fuel and gets on fortnite*

>> No.46791869

lost so many games of fortnite at 3 place because i got bored of literally waiting around and got third partied
the best strategy for most of the long ass games is waiting

>> No.46791870

if you dont like fortnite try hunt showdown
its really fun. i sunk 500 hours into it in one year

>> No.46791877

3rd and 2nd place i guess

>> No.46791880

>>46791839
diabotical actually had the best arena shooter setup ever, for the first time you could queue for FFAs and duels and the team modes at the same time and it was awesome until it died in a couple months for no reason. the maps were really good too. Reflex had the same setup but I don't recall it ever being alive enough to actually use the setup even for a moment..

>> No.46791888

i played reflex and it was just insta dead because of lack of awareness that it existed i guess

organized pickups out of game existed for a while though i dunno about now but likely not

>> No.46791891
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46791891

daily wasavi

>> No.46791892

didn't play any of those stupid games. so stfu

>> No.46791894

for me its smash

>> No.46791901

2 just like my n level

>> No.46791903

when you beat a good single player game you feel satisfied
but when you win a multiplayer game you get a hit of relief just to get sent back to the lobby to go again and again

>> No.46791910

>>46791891
1?

>> No.46791916

>>46791891
2 sounds more natural to me but I can't tell why 1 couldn't be a good answer too

>> No.46791920
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46791920

yo what did i miss

>> No.46791928

>>46791903
personally I play games for fun, that's why I like multiplayer. I think people who don't like multiplayer games don't have fun losing and can't enjoy having a roughly 50% winrate

>> No.46791930

click + you dumb fat nigger

>> No.46791933

this thread makes you believe that the average Japanese women is an uggo but the truth is very different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVtnSLd4RHg

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30

>> No.46791944

dunno where u get that idea from but most girls in shape and under the age of 25 are pretty

>> No.46791947

20
well, all the people you've filtered have decided you should leave this thread. there is no point in being here if you're not even seeing most content.

>> No.46791955

>>46791933
shinjuku at night is basically a giant nightclub the uggos burrow into their caves at that time

>> No.46791956

bro read my posts

>> No.46791959
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>>46791920

>> No.46791966

[request] furigana please

>> No.46791970

>>46791955
djt meetup where all the inkyas get drunk and go crazy in sibuya sinjuku with the lads

>> No.46791971

>>46791966
ちかめいきゅう

>> No.46791974

[good news] thank you

>> No.46791981

my fists would go crazy on your face

>> No.46791991

>>46791928
i guess
i dont really care about difficulty in games i just want the movement to feel good or the aesthetics to be interesting
>>46791955
wheres the channel where he spies on fat women playing otome games at home on a friday night
its not fair

>> No.46791992

sure bro big words

>> No.46791996

at the end you would be RE3KT

>> No.46791998

your mom goes crazy on my face

>> No.46791997

>>46791375
not all cultures are equal anon

>> No.46792002

i've walked in on my old mom masturbating like 5+ times now. she tries to be subtle about it but fails

>> No.46792006

>>46791998
i just went crazy on the toilet, chemical weapon that should be banned by the geneva convention

>> No.46792009

>>46792002
cute

>> No.46792014

bizzare freak posts

>> No.46792015

>>46792002
move out damn

>> No.46792016

why do ppl give a fk about geneva like its just a buncha old white christians who get triggered when u eat the wrong spaghetti with chopsticks instead of a fork

>> No.46792017

at least you signed all of them

>> No.46792018

start now

>> No.46792021

>>46792002
>5+ times
once or twice is an accident
any more than that and its planned

いくじなし

>> No.46792022

>>46792021
it's not. definitely all accidental. whatever though

>> No.46792024

5 posts in 21 seconds and none of them about japanese djt is poppin

>> No.46792026

yeah pay rent to mr shekelberg
and eat the bugs

>> No.46792029

going to get fit again so I can whore myself out to lonely japanese women in their 30s and 40s

>> No.46792031

>>46792029
yea that sounds pretty hot desu. i'd wanna try that except in practice it seems like it'd be incredibly lonely

>> No.46792033

went out for a jog in the woods today lovely weather

>> No.46792034

hope you jogged

>> No.46792037

>>46792031
it would be lonely, in reality im very romantic and would like to properly court a woman and take my time, but i need money

>> No.46792038

hope bonglard gets jogged

>> No.46792041

anything that makes your heart beat faster shortens your lifespan

>> No.46792043

wouldnt run since that puts too much stress on ur body just enough to get a light sweat and get the heart rate up a tad

>> No.46792044

>>46792029
ayo stick with one woman or you just make it worse for them

>> No.46792046

>>46792002
When I was a kid my mom whenever she got really excited would tongue kiss me, afterwords she'd always tell me in a serious voice that I can't tell anyone what just happened

>> No.46792047

>>46792041
should stop lookin at lolies

>> No.46792052

>>46792046
cute

>> No.46792054

i prefer just walking and the occasional austism sprints

>> No.46792057

This guy did it in 2 years what's your excuse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU6nWB1g7mw

>> No.46792059

tried running while obese and it hurt my knees and gave them a weird tingling sensation after a week or two

>> No.46792061

alright guys yall ready for anudda truth nuke?
if ur not married u should live with ur parents
there is close to 0 benefit if u have ur own room with a lock and shit to pay out ur ass for an apartment u can barely afford and u barely need

the only parents retarded or hateful enough to get rid of their own children as soon as they mature are dumbass whites

>> No.46792062

>>46792044
i'd be happy to do that, im loyal like a retarded dog. i hate polyamory and that repulsive garbage. sex is a bonding ritual to me.

>> No.46792066

>>46792057
>what's your excuse?
that he's lying

>> No.46792070

>>46792057
my excuse is i don't want my face to get smaller

>> No.46792071

>>46792057
look at that phsyiognomy, i dont have his genes man just let me learn at my own pace instead of comparing me to some aryan supermensch

>> No.46792072

>>46792062
well then you dont even need to be fit
you just need to find japanese women

>> No.46792076

>>46792061
>the only parents retarded or hateful enough to get rid of their own children as soon as they mature are dumbass whites
yep that about sums up this post. shove it swarthoid. i'm gonna kick my offspring out when they hit 18.

>> No.46792079

>>46792061
yep my parents bought me a condo for me to live in but instead I rented it out and moved back home, now I don't have to work as I get rental income and my parents charge me no rent

>> No.46792080

>>46792061
lol poorfaggot

>> No.46792082

>>46792072
being fit is for me, not the women. i hold myself to a certain standard. plus I just want clothes to fit properly lol

>> No.46792085

>>46792057
This guy did it in 1 year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6_HYOaunmE

>> No.46792086

>>46792061
ready for anudda truth nuke?
3+ generations should live under 1 roof
you save on all the nursery costs and your children are not indoctrinated by total strangers

>> No.46792088

>>46792079
baaaased

>> No.46792090

>>46789418
全盛期・育ち盛りがいい

>> No.46792094

japanese women are just as awful as the women in whatever shit hole you live in
only 2d women are pure of heart, reject 3dpd

>> No.46792095

Hello I'm learning Japanese to eventually move to Japan but I want to ask is Japan accept of transwomen? I'm a lesbian and only date other women if that helps

>> No.46792099

>>46792095
hello, i don't know

>> No.46792100

>>46792086
multigenerational households are the key to happiness
u cant be lonely from friendlessness cuz u can always talk to a plethora of family members who love u and are immediately available
and when u grow too old your children will take care of u just like the good old days

man, modern housing fucked up everything

>> No.46792101

>>46792094
>japanese women are just as awful as the women in whatever shit hole you live in
except they weigh 40lbs less

>> No.46792107

>>46792100
go suck on your moms tits bitch boy

>> No.46792112

>>46792002
>>46792046
dang i always thought djt was less fucked up than i guess it really is i guess

>> No.46792116

i miss high infant mortality rates frfr

>> No.46792118

>>46792112
wtf is fucked up about walking in on someone. it's not even a big deal

>> No.46792123

>>46792101
if they are single by 30 or 40 thats no longer the case

>> No.46792124

>>46792116
we need robust babies, not frail little rejects

>> No.46792126

>>46792112
umm family members kiss each other? it's totally normal?

>> No.46792128

>>46792118
pretty sure 2002 is at the point where he might as well say hi mom hows the bean flicking today as a normal greeting

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>>46792095

>> No.46792130

>>46792057
i did it in less cause it's easy

>> No.46792131

i was molested by my friends older sister, she jerked me off when i came to visit and then she bullied me about my penis

>> No.46792133

>>46792128
no not even close that'd be fucking gross.

>> No.46792135

>>46792124
if your baby is sickly toss it off a bridge and try for another
at least thats what they did in rome and greece in its glory

>> No.46792140

there is a certain satisfaction to be gained by telling your mother you have a gf about her age

>> No.46792141

>>46792140
unko moment

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>>46792140

>> No.46792148

>>46792131
cute

>> No.46792149

>>46792135
thankfully now we can just abort them, if i found out a girl i was with was pregnant with a retard or cripple i would demand an abortion, if she refused i would be forced to abandon her.

>> No.46792160

all i remember is creepy dudes tickling me a bit too much or asking if i wanted to watch movie at their house lol

>> No.46792163

i wasnt molested at all but i wish i was

>> No.46792167

>>46792160
ewww, i fucking hate when people touch me if i dont want to be touched, it makes me fucking sick. i wanna snap their wrists and break their bones.

>> No.46792171

>>46792149
so basically you dont want a child

>> No.46792173

I'm pretty sure my therapist is grooming me, she keeps telling me that I'm handsome and if I just work on my personality and stop cyber stalking Japanese women online that I can get a cute gf

>> No.46792177

>>46792173
she's gaslighting you

>> No.46792179

>>46792167
im definitely extremely ticklish now cant even have my waifu touch me most places without really bracing for it

>> No.46792185

>>46792171
no, i just want a healthy child. jokes aside it would be an incredibly hard decision and gut wrenching, of course.

>> No.46792187

w-wanna talk about 弓道?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFS6vasRkPw

>> No.46792189

>>46792101
oh boy a skinny pan-faced bitch instead of a fat potato-faced bitch
meanwhile i don't have to deal with a bitch just to cop a feel because i have a perfect loving 2d waifu

>> No.46792193

>>46792185
and i want a billion dollars

>> No.46792198

>>46792193
same same

>> No.46792199

富 1 mouth under 1 roof with a whole rice field to themself = wealth
uhm, japanese is actually easy ok?

>> No.46792204

this guy is remembering some kanji

>> No.46792206

>>46792199
and the mouth belongs to tommy

>> No.46792208

ppl like to overreact and be outraged about assisted suicide but it's a step in the right direction to normalize killing off terminally ill people/babies it's a net positive for everybody involved and even those uninvolved

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>>46792199

>> No.46792212

>>46792199
https://streamable.com/60hegf

>> No.46792213

>>46792208
the terminally ill definitely should have a right to die

>> No.46792215

>>46792208
yea

>> No.46792221

>>46792210
5+ years later i don't remember shit but i had a bangin wolverine story that made me remember how to write this kanji ez for a year or two

>> No.46792222

>>46792199
i never noticed any of that shit but I still know all the words that use that kanji, just don't make it hard for no reason

>> No.46792227

>>46792208
so u feel this way if u had a retarded kid in a womans belly assumedly if ur >>46792149
but have u considered ur actually just retarded for that fetus to be able to develop into a retard in the 1st place and that maybe u shouldve been culled to avoid this

>> No.46792232

>>46792208
Canada recommends suicide to depressed teens (and that's a good thing)
MAID is an amazing program

>> No.46792236

>>46792227
>maybe u shouldve been culled to avoid this
i wish

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>> No.46792241

>>46792227
3rd time's the charm if it doesn't work you're not gonna reproduce and you're gonna be out of the gene pool anyway

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>> No.46792247

>>46792236
all good then if u agree no complaints from me

however chances are if u love and care about the woman u will feel different things when u know that a new life is growing in her made from the both of u (if u have a soul anyway)

>> No.46792248

>>46792232
>Important: On February 29, 2024, legislation to extend the temporary exclusion of eligibility to receive MAID in circumstances where a person's sole underlying medical condition is a mental illness received royal assent and immediately came into effect. The eligibility date for persons suffering solely from a mental illness is now March 17, 2027.

>> No.46792249

>>46792222
congrats on the quads dude

>> No.46792250

>>46792237
You just know he's into some weird shit and she's down

>> No.46792251

i need a schizophrenic BPD japanese wife NOW

>> No.46792253

we need to normalize sterilizing sub 130s it's a net positive for everybody involved and even those uninvolved

>> No.46792254

>>46792232
>>46792248
is it called MAID because the clean you up?
lmao

>> No.46792258

>>46792253
let's start with you

>> No.46792261

Most Japanese women would make for terrible wives, Chinese women is where it's really at, as long as the in laws are cool(preferably dead)

>> No.46792263

>>46792253
then everyone who's 130 would become 100 and it's gonna go on forever gj midwit

>> No.46792264

>>46792253
we should start with everyone over the age of 65 to battle 少子高齢化

>> No.46792267

>>46792261
i dated a chinese girl for awhile, she was weird but really nice. her family really wanted me to get her pregnant which was sort of odd.

>> No.46792268

>>46792263
only have to do it once so retards like you are gone and then the world is a happy place

>> No.46792270

personally i think every1 thats supposed to die is gonna die and every1 thats supposed to live is gonna live

>> No.46792277

>>46792267
you're fuckin broken

>> No.46792278

if you kill your enemies you win

>> No.46792280

however the world would be objectively better if india didnt exist just saiyan

>> No.46792284

>>46792277
no shit

>> No.46792285

society has been encumbered by the mentally deficient for several millennia

>> No.46792286

we live in a society

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>> No.46792290
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>>46792261

>> No.46792291
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>>46792286
game revolution, revolution of the gamers. total gamer gg

>> No.46792297

>>46792290
uhh, are the white lines on the left image supposed to make it so we can't tell it is AI generated?

>> No.46792300

>>46792286
我々は社会の中に生きている

>> No.46792301

>>46792253
黒人の1000分の1だけを生かすのはちょっとアレだなw

>> No.46792303
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>>46792297

>> No.46792304

unko seems to have developed a bbc fetish what's next

>> No.46792310

>>46792303
yes that is indeed the faked image i'm referring to

>> No.46792317

>>46792210
this is some wacky nerd shit i just see the general appearance of the kanji and immediately recognize its meaning

>> No.46792321

>>46792317
the book is not for recognition

>> No.46792331

yeah i wouldve never guessed that cuz im not a fkn book reader

>> No.46792342
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japanese subs are soulless

>> No.46792347

nihongo mfs lucky we give a fk about their bland ahh language cuz they give us imotous with booba

>> No.46792349
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46792349

I don't understand the conjugation of 作っといた here
Is this some sort of contraction of ておく?
>this one, I'm the one who prepared them in advance?

>> No.46792350

>>46792342
dame not a good look for anti engsub bros

>> No.46792358
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they are literally stripping all the soul

>> No.46792372

>>46792358
>>46792342
japanese subs are notoriously short so that they can actually be read

>> No.46792374

>>46792358
they coulda at least translated フラライン

>> No.46792399

>>46792349
>といた
https://jisho.org/word/%E3%81%A8%E3%81%8F

>> No.46792406

>>46792358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ket21Tg6w

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>>46792349
let's ask ai-san

>> No.46792421
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literally making shit up now
guess all translators are the same

>> No.46792430

you autistic retards complain about translations

>> No.46792438

>>46792288
tim rogers now thats some win love that guy

>> No.46792444

Translation between Jap <-> Eng ain't easy.

>> No.46792450

>>46792438
apparently you talked about him enough here that gpt found out about it lmfao

>> No.46792457

p sure hes just pretending to be upset to make fun of chuds complaining about jp to en trannylations

>> No.46792460

Didn't know translations were done by trannies.

>> No.46792463

spent too long studying japanese and now im gonna fail my japanese class cuase i had to memorize a script
仕方がない

>> No.46792467

>>46792349
yes ておく is often said that way

>> No.46792471

>>46792399
>>46792411
>>46792467
Thx

>> No.46792474

>>46792349
ておく > ておいた (written)
とく > といた (spoken)

>> No.46792476

>>46792463
cram it all into your short term memory?

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>>46792457
jp -> en translations are unforgivable

>> No.46792492

>>46792484
whats wrong with this? they already mentioned she's a 女性 by using her name with Ms.

>> No.46792494

>>46792484
bro we can not let children see this old man imply that young women shouldn't act in certain ways

>> No.46792495
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46792495

chuds be like
>yeah, that's japanese on the left

>> No.46792496

>>46792450
i never mentioned him by name i wouldnt think so thats some ai voodoo

>> No.46792498

whats wrong is hes dumb

>> No.46792499

>>46792492
>whats wrong with this?
ESL?

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>> No.46792533

english will always be a superior language japanese cant really ever compete

>> No.46792546

papi is to what as what is to english?

>> No.46792550

>>46792210
Imagine wasting your time on this shit when you could just write it down a few times.

>> No.46792555

>>46792546
already seems correct

>> No.46792568

>>46792476
just left my apartment, went outside, then realized i dont have class for another hour
lol
its bing chilling

>> No.46792571

a stitch in time saves nine

>> No.46792578

>>46792555
looks like you are making the same mistake again >>46779011

>> No.46792582

>>46792546
papi is to us as japanese is to english

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>> No.46792596

dame lil j doesnt get that analogies have direction
big L

>> No.46792597

>>46792578
looks like ur iq isnt that high after all :D

>> No.46792609

>>46792597
lol that analogy is definitely wrong, it should be rainbow is to color as bouquet is to daisy

>> No.46792616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5kT1t9VJbs

>> No.46792623
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46792623

>lol that analogy is definitely wrong, it should be rainbow is to color as bouquet is to daisy

>> No.46792625

>>46792609
its not wrong u just have an autistic hangup on the order of words

>> No.46792630

>>46792126
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jpf5IJ2T26Y

>> No.46792632

>>46792616
man i really dont like these fkn whores
the best jp wives are young flowers who r awkward about sex

>> No.46792633

>>46792625
uhm no its not a hangup you straight up answered it incorrectly lmao

>> No.46792636

>>46792623
no.

there is only 1 type of rainbow. it is a single thing.
there is only 1 type of daisy, it is a single thing.

a color could be anything from blue, red, yellow etc.
similarly a bouquet could be any color as well depending on what is in it

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i need a mentally ill japanese wife who will flash me at very inappropriate times

>> No.46792650

>>46792641
sounds quite nice actually

>> No.46792651

i thought the hallway was chirpin but its just 633 and 636 haha

>> No.46792656

>>46792651
636 is defending your answer

>> No.46792657

>>46792650
flashing has always been my biggest weakness desu, the first girl i was ever with would do it all the time and it drove me crazy

>> No.46792668

>>46792656
oh i didnt read it i just saw like 5 lines about some shit and skipped

false alarm 636 is not chirping that guys cool

>> No.46792670

>>46792651
so asking color is to what as what is to daisy is the same as asking what is color as what is to daisy? are you fucking retarded lol

>> No.46792679

>>46792670
sure it is unless u have a good explanation for otherwise
also no im not "fucking retarded" i have a 142 iq :D

>> No.46792717

I was looking at cheap flights to Japan and is it just me or is "zipair" racist name?

https://www.zipair.net/en/

>> No.46792723

>>46792679
this is extreme cope A:? = B:? could be answered in any way there is no challenge and the answers would have little to do with intelligence but A:? = ?:B constrains the problem because you have to locate an abstract intersecting dimension of comparison
and yes are you quite literally being retarded and would get 80 iq on verbal if you answered questions that way

remember this is supposed to be a sample question if you couldn't pick up on the fact that direction matters from the sample answer you are plain stupid

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10 lol

>> No.46792733

>>46792728
what AI is this? local version of llama3?

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>>46792717
oh look its got ur favorite waggy beef

>>46792723
bro direction is relative why r u losing ur mind over this

>> No.46792742

>>46792728
>tatsucuckhold
amazing

>> No.46792753

>>46792733
it's im-also-a-good-gpt2-chatbot. 70b llama3 is way too small to know people from djt unless specifically trained for that

>> No.46792755

>>46792728
logh was never my favorite anime but i did like it back in the mid 2000s

>> No.46792757

>>46792728
what about mlen and unko

>> No.46792766

how did it get it so right on nukemarine tho

>> No.46792771

they train on reddit comments too and he has 10s of thousands of them

>> No.46792799

>>46792735
i just told you you would get marked wrong this isn't a matter of debate
you were sloppy and missed a crucial detail it's like picking "F" as an answer to "A - B, D - E, G - ?"
and guess what this definitively says something about your verbal intelligence

>> No.46792803

stfu

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>>46792728
>YogaFlame

>> No.46792816

>>46792799
>like picking "F" as an answer to "A - B, D - E, G - ?"
ayy
bee
see - skip
dee
ee
eff - skip
gee
eitch - skip
i

the answer is I if you think the system is skipping all letters that dont start with their letter if said out loud
otherwise its H, but there might be a pattern that allows F too dunno

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found a new pfp for 799

>> No.46792827

>>46792814
i thought this too lol what if he was a sim player..

>> No.46792832

>>46792799
>i just told you you would get marked wrong this isn't a matter of debate
see >>46792636

>> No.46792840

"130+ iqs" learning that the converse is not necessarily true
riveting

>> No.46792842

大黒柱 means big black cock, right?

>> No.46792845

>>46792842
大黒雄鶏

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そんなに可愛くなって俺をどうするつもりだ?

>> No.46792864

>>46792842
Nope, the Japanese don't really have a vocab for big black cock because they don't subscribe to jewish lies.
The more you know!

>> No.46792873

i was honestly surprised that guys internal definition of right and wrong all boils down to whether it agrees with the tests syntax or not as opposed to how things actually work

thats academia bubble shit through and through though thats how they are indoctrinated they are more concerned with getting a good grade on the test as opposed to thinking for themselves haha

>> No.46792880

>>46792616
it better be a little dick behind those toys or else

>> No.46792881

>>46792873
https://la.utexas.edu/users/hcleaver/330T/350kPEESchopenEducTable.pdf

>> No.46792882

I need input.
what input can I start with besides lvl 0/1 graded readers?

>> No.46792885

>.edu
yah ive seen enough ahahaha

>> No.46792886

>>46792822
aww stupid bitch has to deflect after shitting the fucking bed and then soaking in it. what really takes the cake is how eager you were to prove that these questions are silly quite the chutzpah you've got
speaking of analogies you know what your latest display of clueless arrogance reminds me of? >>45556573

>> No.46792895

>>46792873
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1715273257026197.webm

>> No.46792896

>>46792882
anything you want to understand

>> No.46792897

concession accepted

>> No.46792902

>>46792886
no need to be such a sore loser that u immediately open a new tab and go to warosu

>> No.46792914

>>46792882
https://youtu.be/OzWYR3XxdxU

>> No.46792920

>>46792895
that guys rly smart but the world wont ever listen to him cuz he wont ever get a chance to reach enough ppl

>> No.46792923

i rly hate kemonochugs and ppl involved with it there's the same vibe around it as vtumors

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>> No.46792957

>>46792923
It's definitely not for people who are interested in being cool on /djt/. Not really for an insecure discord tranny who intentionally lowercases everything with extra abbreviations and doesn't reply to the posts he's replying to to try and create the most detached and aloof appearance possible.

>> No.46792961

huh

>> No.46792964

u know if u use sarcasm but ur actually angry we can all tell right

>> No.46792981

>>46792964
What do you think sarcasm is?

>> No.46792984

what do U think sarcasm is

>> No.46792985

>>46792920
>rly smart
he doesnt even know what peer review is

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>> No.46792992

u can peer review my butt hole

>>46792986
dang humanity is doomed i hope putins not fronting and has the real shit and the balls to use it cuz we need a reset

>> No.46792993

>>46792882
https://jimaku.cc/entry/1599 possibly the easiest anime ive seen

>> No.46792994

when there are 4 new posts being made in the time it takes me to scroll all the way to the bottom it is most definitely time to stfu

>> No.46793001

>>46792994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYqyHBTZjg

>> No.46793004

>>46793001
and to you as well. all hail red goku

>> No.46793024

>>46792986
God just imagine sex with a 6-armed robot

>> No.46793025

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qVBDUAGdBkE

>> No.46793035

>>46792986
how many more years? I can't take it anymore

>> No.46793036

djt is crippling my english, i just misheard cellphones as self-owns

>> No.46793040

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/prWgL2VnU5c
dame

>> No.46793043

>>46793036
u arent being crippled think of it as jailbreaking ur brain

>> No.46793049

>>46793040
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1q94OrLa4YU

>> No.46793059

>>46793036
cellphone

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any handwriting readers here

>> No.46793077

>>46792873
>>46792902
>whether it agrees with the tests syntax or not as opposed to how things actually work
don't make me laugh. you would get *0* points if you answered in that nonsensical fashion on an *intelligence test*. that is an objective assessment
and inb4 more cope these questions predict performance on all verbal reasoning tasks with tremendous accuracy. why do you think they comprise well over half or more of the verbal section on many *intelligence tests*?

there is a reason why you are stuck with the +2 sigmas crowd and these whiny tantrums bring your deficiencies into sharp relief

>> No.46793091

lil tsu's hobby is iq tests

>> No.46793092

bro that was like a half hour ago and ur still steaming

ur neck must be tired from looking up at me and trying to bring me down lol

>> No.46793099

>>46793092
can't kick you down further when you are already at 0

>> No.46793101

>>46793092
didnt know you listen to korean music

>> No.46793103

u cant say that now u would never be this level of 0bsessed otherwise uve got much greater things to think about right :D

>> No.46793106

my hobby is finding valid answers that arent the intended answer

>> No.46793110

c0ncessi0n accepted

>> No.46793112

My hobby is getting on the subway each morning during rush hour, I will find a women that is attractive and then follow her a bit out of the subway taking videos of her walking

>> No.46793113

wish i could afford flying to japan just to watch a movie earlier

>> No.46793114

いやっ、廊下はなぜずっと鳥がちゅんちゅんと鳴くような音がするのか俺にも分からないんだよ。かといって、その音が量られるよ。そうするによって鳴き声が次回にいつ出るか予報できることになるよ。

>> No.46793117

>>46793103
almost like i was doing something more important in that half hour
real thinker you are lol

>> No.46793119

>>46793117
this would imply that when ur mind returns to an idle state it returns to me

now i know why that is but now its really just a matter of u accepting it

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they just dont makem like it used to
ecchi used to mean something yknow

>> No.46793131

>>46793119
i returned to the thread and you were unfortunately here

look you don't have to take it so personally at 142 something has to give else you would be 145+

>> No.46793158

>>46793124
thanks for sharing with your fellow gooners

>> No.46793168

life is short
make sure you spend it online arguing with strangers

>> No.46793188

>>46792253
not gonna happen so this is just an edgy fantasy. but true. if it were adopted rapidly en masse it would cause large scale disruptions but the long term benefits would be crazy. and population density is causally related to fertility so depopulation wouldn't be a big deal in the long run just like it's not a big deal now (except it causes white countries to import low IQ browns which maintains or increases density and suppresses white birth rates)

>> No.46793204

thinking we need to raise the bar to 143

>> No.46793206

>>46793124
tits too small so i couldn't really jack off to the echi show

>> No.46793210

isn't she 14? they'll keep growing

>> No.46793230

>>46793124
too bad we never got a manga where you actually get a harem in the end

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so you are telling me there is a non zero chance jamal would answer 1

>> No.46793257

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCWXPM0xx2c

>> No.46793260

>>46793232
Bro it is obviously 6

>> No.46793264

there's a 100% chance my foot's going up that ass

>> No.46793268

>>46793260
but direction is relative!!

>> No.46793279

oof 268 prolly shouldnt have posted that right after 264 like that

>> No.46793281

>>46793210
tits down stop growing ever

>> No.46793283

abroad in japan kinda fire tho
that mofo has an SSS-tier personality and good humor

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>>46793232
the answer should be something which contains all three of these
i assume i have to guess what is in the empy shape

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>>46793230
thats why vns are superior

>> No.46793293

you know what isn't relative? my foot. when it's up your ass. well i guess it will be relatively unpleasant for you

>> No.46793297

>>46793279
*pulls out post order reversing card*

>> No.46793301

why do all of those iq test questions look baked

>> No.46793305

they got jamal cooked

>> No.46793310

you niggers just cant shut up about jamal

>> No.46793311

who is joe hanshin

>> No.46793321

>>46793290
i guess mitcher wasnt even the worst ending in that game

>> No.46793326

>>46793288
now you have 3 lines 3 triangles but only 2 squares

>> No.46793339

>>46793326
the last square would have been outside of the answer area so i didnt bother

>> No.46793340

>>46793232
>>46793288
this some real midwit shit

>> No.46793345

>>46793340
you can't see the analogy to papi's blunder?

>> No.46793346

tatsumoto.neocities.org

Is this the best guide for learning japanese?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj-iLqOEd5Y

>> No.46793353

never read no guide

>> No.46793361

>>46793339
so the lines and triangles increase in size proportionally but the second square attains the size of the last line and triangle?

>> No.46793365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX41z0enFhY

>> No.46793377

>>46793365
all the bullshit we're force fed gives a warped view of reality, especially if youre a hikikomori

>> No.46793381

>>46793361
bro i literally copy pasted what was there to illustrate a point
it would look the same if the second square was a bit smaller

>> No.46793390

>>46792957
what's up with the gen z 4chan trend of not replying to posts directly?
this thread has one of the highest concentrations of it I've seen but I've noticed it suddenly happen a lot this year from some particularly mentally ill posters in generals on other boards I visit

>> No.46793392

The fact you can't immediately understand what the question is asking you is proof you don't have high iq

>> No.46793394

>mentally ill posters in generals on other boards
all me

>> No.46793403

iq tests can be cheated iq means nothing

>> No.46793405

j is level 4 gifted
https://fivelevelsofgifted.com/what-is-giftedness-2/

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RENDER UNTO CAESAR WHAT IS CAESARS

>> No.46793414

i'm gifted with this dick!

>> No.46793416

>>46793403
>t. low iq

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>> No.46793422

>>46793405
https://eleanormunsonphd.com/2011/01/the-five-levels-of-giftedness/
>>level 4
>>these are the kids that attend college at ages ten, eleven, and twelve
>jamal took the sat at 10 and his score was college ready
holy shit it is bang on

>> No.46793423

>>46793405
what sickness causes this

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46793428

>> No.46793434

>>46793405
>117-129 is gifted
lmfao

>> No.46793441

ciaran and anacreon made the cut

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46793445

Arigato Gozaimasu

>> No.46793447

man i feel so much better about myself because i can just talk about some random 4chan lolcows instead of speaking japanese which i dont even give a fuck about honest lol

>> No.46793452

>>46793447
Be the change you want to see

>> No.46793460

why would i want to change anything? i can barely muster up a sentence and i enjoy the lolcow talk more than i enjoy japanese

>> No.46793461

>>46793290
maybe, but i like reading while lying in bed on my tablet

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>>46793441
and now theyre both dead

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>>46793447
I'm a big fan of these Japanese threads, the pacing is nice and people usually seem to say something with purpose, even if its just shitposting. I guess I'm juts a delusional weeb tho.

>> No.46793475

>people usually seem to say something with purpose
kek, lmao
this is the most nonsensical general i follow

>> No.46793481

>>46793460
Then welcome to gensokyo lmao

>> No.46793487

its not nonsensical if you know the lore doe

>> No.46793489

>>46793460
getting groped at a gay nightclub is also a confidence booster

>> No.46793491

>>46793405
weird 100% of that is legitimately true for me looks like that things got it right

>> No.46793492

most important part of the lore is that og got a perfect 10/10 manko

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>>46793491
>Question such concepts as Santa or Tooth Fairy by age 3 to 4

>> No.46793502

>>46793487
>>46793492
nothing that has transpired in djt over the past couple years was interesting enough to be worth remembering
i wish i would have never come here
would probably be better at japanese too

>> No.46793503

>>46793495
my parents were just bad actors i didnt sit there and think about it i dont think

>> No.46793507

>>46793475
I guess I'm just a fan of Japanese nonsense, then,

>> No.46793521

>>46793503
bad actors... what? did your dad literally dress as santa and declare himself as such?

>> No.46793524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYkGKKlI5-Y
うおおおおおおおおおおおお

>> No.46793528

>>46793524
https://streamable.com/9dhnud

>> No.46793532

>>46793528
how did he know

>> No.46793533

>>46793521
more like they thought i wasnt paying attention but i saw them put the quarter under the pillow or put the xmas gifts away in the closet kinda thing

>> No.46793574

>>46793461
i do that for vins

>> No.46793578

how

>> No.46793587

stream it from my pc

>> No.46793590

high iq kid or low enough iq parents to do it in front of the kid

>> No.46793592

>>46793574
You read Vehicle ID Numbers in bed?

>> No.46793596

how say ballin on a budget?

>> No.46793599

pampi de ballin

>> No.46793610

>>46793599
般ピー?

>> No.46793630

Every "guide" on the internet that isn't
1) written by someone who has lived in and spoken japanese for 20+ years
2) a researcher in japanese language acquisition for at least 10 years
3) is vouched in some way by a major Japanese institutions
Is a meme, is blind leading the blind, and should be avoided at all costs. And last time I checked, that's all of them.

>> No.46793633

>>46793587
but how do i yomichan then?

>> No.46793635

>>46793596
100円 ギャングスタ

>> No.46793640

>>46793610
yea

>> No.46793641

>>46793630
>institutions
rofl

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>>46793524
did you ever make a カミングアウト to anyone irl
kinda based that you can do that in japan without getting ostracized

>> No.46793650

>>46793630
I guess we should all do Remembering the Kanji volume 2 and learn 3000 kanji's on-reading separately from vocab, as Hesig fits all your criteria.

>> No.46793652

>>46793630
i agree but since ur here stay awhile and listen

>> No.46793654

im always cumming in

>> No.46793671

>>46793650
>Hesig
>James Wallace Heisig (born 1944)[1] is a philosopher who specialises in the field of philosophy of religion.
No. He fails 2, 3 and probably 1

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>> No.46793676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oS_B6IaKE

>> No.46793677

eehh good enough

>> No.46793680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BocTOzj3D4w

they dont make em like this anymore

>> No.46793705

My basic standards for a guide are met if they have an about me page so I can see what qualifications the author has (is he a teacher, does he have any testimonials, any evidence that people who stick with his guide meet their language goals faster or more often than some other guide). On 4chan so far nobody has posted anything even remotely approximating this. Mostly it's just opinionated blowhards who don't know Japanese spamming list of resources and software tutorials.

>> No.46793712

when i publish my guide ill make sure my about me page redirects to a picture of goatse

>> No.46793727
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*mogs your requirements*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Halpern_(linguist)

>> No.46793732

>Halpern is a noted polyglot with speaking ability in twelve languages: English, Japanese, Hebrew, Yiddish, Portuguese, Spanish, German, Chinese, Esperanto, Standard Arabic, Palestinian Arabic and Vietnamese. His reading ability extends to Ladino, Papiamento, and Aramaic.[7]
genius

>> No.46793736

>Spouse Michal Halpern
>Children 2

not only are his credentials impressive but hes the first recorded human male to have birthed two children from the ASS

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>>46793727
>Yiddish

>> No.46793758

>>46793727
Oh, he doesn't pass 2. whatever, post his guide to learning japanese. Oh he only has a kanji to english glossary that was deprecated by software 10-20 years before it was written?

>> No.46793763

>お医者を迎えんけりゃならんですからな
>迎えんけりゃ
i can not say this without sounding like a retard to myself なきゃ is fine but this? just no

>> No.46793768

dameeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P3mUbeO3ckU

>> No.46793770

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HgiPyb_bEo
men only want one thing

>> No.46793774

>>46793727
easy hyakuyonjuu purasu

>> No.46793776

>>46793736
Impressive specimen.

>> No.46793778

Here is my guide to learning japanese.
Read genki do the workbook, do the Michel Thomas course, study kanji/new words as you see them, move to japan and go to language school

>> No.46793785

heres my guide to learning japanese: do some anki and when you get bored read a manga and look every word up with a dictionary to fluency

>> No.46793796

>>46793758
https://www.kanji.org/japanese/writing/index.htm

>> No.46793797

here's my guide
do stuff that invovles the target language

>> No.46793799

>>46793778
46793785
Also ignore people who say "genki is too slow" or "x is too slow" they usually don't know japanese ("tatsumoto") and think you can learn a language through input.

>> No.46793806

>>46793796
A language's writing system is not a language
Rookie mistake bud.

>> No.46793807

>>46793799
>and think you can learn a language through input.
virtually 100% of language teachers will tell you that immersion is the most important part of language acquisition

>> No.46793813

>>46793807
lol. Is that why every language class is production focused?

>> No.46793815

>>46793630
bro your guide on reliable guides is not reliable unless you prove that you fulfill all 3 of your requirements

>> No.46793821

no one here even needs a guide for japanese we all know it

>> No.46793823

>>46793813
because you don't need a class to read

>> No.46793828

>>46793813
lil bro? language classes are mixed between input and output but they teach output because that's the goal of the student, whereas most djters dont give a fuck about output

>> No.46793830

>>46793815
Do you have any scientific evidence that AJATT is more effective than just using genki and practicing output
>>46793823
>100% of language teachers want you to be a weird loner who sits in his room all day listening to audio books
-tatsumoto

>> No.46793832

>>46793821
true true

>> No.46793833

https://www.kanji.org/jack/humor/danger.htm
I only trust hepburn

>> No.46793836

>>46793828
Yeah, only antisocial shut-in nerds want to learn how to talk to people without stuttering.

>> No.46793838

>>46793830
he's wrong, they want you to pay them for classes

>> No.46793839

>>46793828
No, they are a mix because you obviosuly need some amount of input, like a few new sentences a week. You are just larping if you think you are learning ANYTHING listing to dogshit 12 hours a day.

>> No.46793841

>>46793833
lol

>> No.46793843

>>46793830
do you have any scientific evidence that my foot wont end up in your ass?

>> No.46793845

https://streamable.com/ye4m1c

>> No.46793848

>>46793833
i feel like his commentary on pandas is possibly racist and he shouldnt use pandas as a replacement for what he really wants to say

>> No.46793849
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>>46793630
agreed, that's why i only listen to my boy george

>> No.46793859

does anyone have that gambs' video where he says he did an entire korean deck in one day

>> No.46793862
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notice how he crops the top of his head in that thumbnail

george is getting up there in the years and he doesnt want you to know the truth

>> No.46793868

>>46793845
i just understand it

>> No.46793869

>>46793859
Holy shit fucktard. You are in too deep. I don't want to wait around to see if anybody actually knows what the fuck you are talking about. Clearly you (and everybody else here) don't actually want to learn japanese. See ya.

>> No.46793870

https://www.famitsu.com/article/202405/4633
yoooo

>> No.46793873

>>46793862
the norwood reaper spares none.

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>>46793862
he's still a yung soul on the inside tho

>> No.46793876

Let's say I'm talking to seiyuu via a messenger app but they aren't allowed to respond to fans but you're they still allow DMs to be sent anyway
what do? friend this hypothetical person?

>> No.46793878

The kodansha kanji learners course foreword by Hepburn section is the closest you'll get a vetted guide to acquiring kanji and onyomi kumyomi readings

>> No.46793879

>>46793874
dude that pic hurts so much

>> No.46793883

*prepares foot*

>> No.46793893

*prepares ass*

>> No.46793894

>>46793876
they have some pr manager read it lol

>> No.46793896

>>46793845
matt vs japan has to be that saddest person I've ever seen. Imagine being so bad at output that you rationalize never doing it. "I just understand japanese" Faggot. A language is just a tool used to communicate. What difference does it make if you waste your life consuming japanese slop or western slop or just claim that you understand. Nothing. I can go to japan and say naruhodo every five seconds and nobody will believe me.

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869

>> No.46793906

>>46793869
someone here should know what i'm talking about

>> No.46793908
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>> No.46793915

one time at band camp i did an entire korean dick in one day

>> No.46793924
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46793924

this is what i look like irl and also im native level fluent in japanese and also i have 3 japanese wives and 8 kids and dont pay child support

>> No.46793926

>>46793906
unfortunately gambs deleted all of his videos and other social media posts after analcream doxxed him, so it doesnt exist anymore

>> No.46793929

>>46793924
based

>> No.46793930

>>46793894
Is it possible to still smash?

>> No.46793933

924 used wrong pic heres the real 1

https://streamable.com/olmg4o

>> No.46793937

>>46793924
https://streamable.com/h0iia2

>> No.46793941

>>46793926
i mean he never made an effort to hide his personal information

>> No.46793953
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46793953

why japanese people

>> No.46793964
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46793964

found a old strawpoll wonder if it still holds up today


>>46793953
kanji is kind of limiting when u think about it there should be more not that im ever reading any of that shit but just saiyan

>> No.46793970
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>>46793953
>why japanese people
the answer is always "i dont know" or "x00 years ago"

>> No.46793972

>>46793930
no

>> No.46793977
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46793977

>> No.46793982

YOOOOOOOOOOO

https://baileysnyder.com/jconj

>> No.46793986

>>46793964
>more gays than girls
checks out

>> No.46793989

>>46793953
>caring about names
ngmi

>> No.46793992

>>46793982
sus link

>> No.46793995

>>46793992
i clicked and it made ketchup gas be careful!

>> No.46793996

>>46793989
this, just say all the names wrong

>> No.46794002

>>46793672
you love this gif too much

>> No.46794004
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>>46793982
daily djt test

>> No.46794006

i think it is very funny and as a bonus if i use it then it cant be used on me (pls dont use a variation of it on me >_<)

>> No.46794010

>>46793930
moids are fucking retarded

>> No.46794011

進んだ

>> No.46794014

>>46793845
videos like this deeply piss me off because i'm technically part of "djt" but i'm trash. n6.

why is there this positive reputation for djt? because some faggot fucking fat loser created a discord community and advertised it to other fat losers who grind VNs all day. fuck these guys. they don't represent djt and they have no right to create this standard and impression that i can't live up to.

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>>46793995
>>46793982

>> No.46794019

>>46794015
top 10 mustard gas moments

>> No.46794020
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>>46794015

>> No.46794022

>>46794010
dont sign ur post

>> No.46794027

is there any word that ends with -oids that is good ? hemorrhoids schizoids steroids tabloids theres not a single good oids word

>> No.46794028
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46794028

Would anyone care for an Iching reading? It's been awhile since I've given one.

>> No.46794030

>>46794027
steroids when used carefully and intentionally are huge benefits

>> No.46794033

>>46794027
droids?

>> No.46794035

>>46794027
blastoid

>> No.46794036

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9EX6-TsXw8

>> No.46794037

not a fan of the droids

however.. zoids zoids was aight

>> No.46794038

bunko.... https://streamable.com/34kzfb

>> No.46794039

>>46794027
Asteroids

>> No.46794041

>>46794038
yo what the hell...

>> No.46794044

>>46794039
The dinosaurs would disagree with you on those being "good"

>> No.46794045

>>46794027
android

>> No.46794047

paranoid

>> No.46794049

>>46794044
because the dinos died, warm blooded mammals thrived and specialized. humanity only exists because of that

>> No.46794050
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>>46794045
>android
>good

>> No.46794052

>>46794014
ngmi
get good or get out

>> No.46794053

>>46794035
blastoids r cool.. accepted

>>46794039
asteroids are some interstellar bollocks

>>46794045
the androids in dragonballz were bad

>> No.46794054

yeah nah i think i won itoddlers btfo

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>> No.46794057

>>46794053
humanoid is good unless ur self-hating

>> No.46794059

>>46794038
source onegai

>> No.46794060

>>46794056
he shoulda raped her

>> No.46794064

>>46794060
i go ninja scrolls on these hoes and fit they whole titty in my mouth ong

>> No.46794065

>>46794056
man it was so satisfying when future trunks returned and was far stronger. the only problem is that android 18 is really hot

>> No.46794066

>>46794059
https://trace.moe/

>> No.46794070

>>46794056
fucking baaaaaased

>> No.46794072

>>46794056
baaaaased

>> No.46794074

lol

>> No.46794075
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>>46794060

>> No.46794077

lool

>> No.46794082

>>46794057
but i megaloathe a lot of humanoids other than me so gonna have to say its not

>>46794056
u know whats fucked up is they put 18 getting punched in the face front and center in the toonami intro and it was there for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRRlZOWcwUc#t=22

>> No.46794086

damn
i really dont know japanese

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46794097

dame...

>> No.46794098

>>46794089
that has 2 be one of the worst attempts at drawing a butt ive ever seen japans declined

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>>46794089
rape her you monster

>> No.46794123

Still pretty new, listening to podcasts I here people end statements with ですけど a lot, they don't literally mean "but/however" every time, right? Is it just a way to say you have more to say, like how English speakers will use "but" or "like?"

>> No.46794129

>>46794123
japanese people are very passive and dont say things straight up. けど just softens what they were saying before because it makes it sound like it's open to adding something onto it

>> No.46794131

>>46794123
i never say but when i have more to say

>> No.46794134

japs don't literally mean anything ever

>> No.46794138

its like english speakers saying "you know?" every other sentence
totally meaningless filler words

>> No.46794148

>>46794098
lmao i only glanced at it and assumed those were knees

>> No.46794151

>>46794123
the japs thought they had an efficient language in terms of syllables per meaning/idea.

so they decided they would handicap themselves to help western language speakers. now japanese is full of filler words that "soften" their sentences and other meaningless shit.

>> No.46794152

>>46794131
I've seen people do it plenty even though I don't use it myself. Or they'll say it and leave in hanging to imply there's more to it but they expect everyone can fill on the blanks, especially when making suggestions or offering information that could affect plans

i.e.

"I ws thinking we could go to the bar, but..."

or

"Personally I'll have to leave at nine, but..."

>>46794129
I figured it was similar, thanks

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>>46794123
shut up

>> No.46794160

been months since i heard japanese but i can hear the cadence of "desu kedo" and it makes me wanna punch something

>> No.46794161

>>46794158
No

>> No.46794162

oose no mama ni = to Oose's mother

>> No.46794164

>>46794160
>been months since i heard japanese
/djt/

>> No.46794169

>>46794162
なすがまま
きゅうりがぱぱ

>> No.46794172

>>46794164
i'm still reading hentai so it's ok. listening is just too hard. so it's pointless.

>> No.46794175

nasus taste like poison why do ppl eat them

>> No.46794178

dno why do people eat ass

>> No.46794181

for the worms

>> No.46794182

>>46794178
makes no sense to me. (probably) doesn't feel good and probably tastes bad. completely pointless hole to fuck with.

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>>46794038
she's just like me....

>> No.46794185

>>46794178
Because it's the dirtiest part of human body.

>> No.46794190

>>46794178
>>46794182
Parasite rewires your brain to like poop so it can spread, this what actually causes homosexuality, tptb have tried really hard to keep that under wraps

>> No.46794192

>>46794190
makes sense

>> No.46794195

>>46794178
Feels good to the person receiving but I think the recent wave of specifically saying you eat ass is more of a way to showcase that you're a kinky little freak with few limits and less of an endorsement of the specific act of eating ass

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>>46794172
>listening is just too hard.
u need to just watch the program and enjoy

>> No.46794199

>>46794190
thats not true. anal sex as a part of homosexuality is very recent

>> No.46794203

>>46794198
already been over this a hundred times here dude. no advice works. i whitenoised for hundreds of hours and got nowhere and i'm fucking sick of it.

>> No.46794209

>>46794198
it needs to be something you want to understand, then you will put in the effort to do so

that in turn will make you enjoy it

>> No.46794210

>>46794203
>i whitenoised
sounds like u forgot the 'enjoy' part

>> No.46794212

>>46794199
I could have sworn gay sex was built on anal

>> No.46794218

>>46794210
how can you enjoy something you don't understand

>> No.46794222

>>46794218
>how can you enjoy something you don't understand
lol

>> No.46794225

can't believe leverkusen have held the record

>> No.46794229

stopped following football 20 years ago

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>>46794218

>> No.46794237

never enjoyed watching or playing sports

>> No.46794243
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イタリア製の革の手袋とイタリア製の革のブーツを買ったんだ。ブーツはすごく履き心地がいいよ。君の一番好きな靴は何?(ピエロの靴以外で)

>> No.46794246

>>46794237
same but i somewhat enjoy watching female sports

>> No.46794247

>>46794236
yeah but what if you're not a 1 year old who gets blown away by moving images

>> No.46794253

>In Japanese, one sound drift that occurred over the past 1000 years was the loss of the /w/ sound at the beginning of certain syllables. We still have わ /wa/, and some people still pronounce を as /wo/, but there is no hiragana character that represents /wi/, /wu/, or /we/. As it turns out, these sounds did exist in Japanese a long, long time ago, and this has ripple effects on some aspects of Modern Japanese.
O:

>> No.46794254

>>46794183
dame you got fake tits too?

>> No.46794258

>>46794253
matt would say something like this since he learned classical japanese

>> No.46794260

>>46794253
ゐ and ゑ exist though

>> No.46794262

>>46794059
https://myanimelist.net/anime/42625/Heion_Sedai_no_Idaten-tachi

>> No.46794263

(´っ・ω・)っ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugn0wl9RUxo

>> No.46794267

>>46793770
terrible trigger discipline

>> No.46794268

>>46790564
damn what VNs are you reading? I quit reading because of all the negativity

>> No.46794270

>>46794178
if a girl wanted to lick my bumhole i would probably need to have a proper sit down conversation with her first and address several points such as
-do you know the disgusting shit that comes out of there
-its not clean
-i dont want to kiss you with my butt still in ur mouth
-this will not make me love u more
-seriously its my friggin hairy butthole

and of course im not into licking no ones ass either well maybe the cheek under the right circumstances

>> No.46794271

>>46794247
if you can legit read hentai easily then i dont see why you couldnt also just watch hentai and listen for word patterns you already know

>> No.46794279

>>46794260
yeah and? the sound wi or we dont exist those are read as い and え

>> No.46794280

>>46794246
true true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Fs2FYbbg0

>> No.46794281

>>46794270
>if
sounds like sour grapes

>> No.46794286

the cheek only if there's zits to pop with your mouth

>> No.46794285

>>46794280
>U16
too old

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>>46794270
the first time i 69'd with a girl and her asshole was pressed against my nose i found it quite pungent, i have no interest in the anus. if a girl REALLY wanted me to fuck her ass I guess I would do it.

>> No.46794290

>>46794271
hentai is shit なんですけど

>> No.46794293
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where the fuck is the wo key am I blind

>> No.46794294

>>46794281
i would believe the few (and i do mean few) partners ive had were all good natured and not full on degenworld also i was a bit younger so things werent quite as far gone yet

>> No.46794299

>>46794271
Not him but its probably because 99% of animated hentai is absolute dogshit and you can only watch Another Lady Innocent so many times

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>> No.46794304

>>46794299
For me it's Bible Black or Mezzo Forte

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>>46794294
>things werent quite as far gone yet
sure... or maybe you were just less informed of it

>> No.46794309

>>46794299
true

>> No.46794311

をt the fuck, its under the わ key

>> No.46794312

>>46794287
I don't understand the desire to fuck a woman's ass and never have, there's a perfectly good pussy inches away and you'll both enjoy that way more. I feel like it was just a way to say "HAHA I'M SUCH A NASTY FREAK" in like the 80s but it became too mainstream for that to work now

>> No.46794317

>>46794312
I agree, it seems quite silly to fuck their ass. I like staring at the asshole while I fuck desu, triggers my unga bunga.

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>>46794293
Why would you do this to yourself

>> No.46794320

>>46794299
>>46794309
then watch jav, it's the same shit but
>longer
>higher quality
>makes you less of a freak that associates reproduction with cartoons

>> No.46794324

>>46794312
i legitimately believe its just genetic deadending in action
natural selection
mother nature saying thou shalt not reproduce now go roll around in shit

>> No.46794325

>>46794320
jav is fucking shit. amateur western content > everything

>> No.46794328

>>46794324
I've thought about that too, that fags are there to try and keep population numbers down.

>> No.46794329

>>46794304
I don't see how anyone can jack off to Mezzo Forte that's an action movie with a prolonged sex scene, not porn

I know Bible Black is populsr but its production values are dogshit. Like better than most hentai but that's not a high bar

>> No.46794334

>>46794320
jav is better than hentai but still pretty crap. i can stomach fc2ppv but they don't talk a ton in those

>> No.46794335

>>46794320
>ア、気持ち良い
>*screeching*
This doesn't seem like good practice

>> No.46794336

>>46794329
The scene where shes getting fucked by the bikers or whatever is pretty good, I just like that scene.

>> No.46794338

this is more to my level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuqTZ46lGKg

>> No.46794340

i like tranny porn but anal porn is gross and pointless to me.

>> No.46794341
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dont wanna fuck an ass but when i see a clean looking one on a cute girl i wanna lick it

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>>46794334
>fc2ppv

>> No.46794347

>>46794268
The prelouge of Loopers has a heart warming story. I'm not sure what the rest is like yet though.

>> No.46794350

>>46794341
Bro why
I've hit it on occasion by accident while eating pussy too vigorously and that's nasty enough. Thank god for mouthwash.

>> No.46794351

>>46794335
>cant understand every word
UHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS?!?!?!
>can understand every word
THIS ISNT GOOD PRACTICE, IT IS TOO SIMPLE!!!!!111

>> No.46794353 [DELETED] 

Would you kiss a girl right after you came down her throat?

>> No.46794355

>>46794351
I'm not that guy I listen to about 6 hours of podcasts I can barely understand a week

>> No.46794356

>>46794353
free protein

>> No.46794359

>>46794353
yeh i mean it was in my body anyway lol. are you aware that a male tongue is deep in your mouth right now?

>> No.46794360

>>46794353
Yeah
If she's gonna swallow that shit I can put up with a drop here or there

>> No.46794361

>>46794351
i think people can enjoy 90%+ comprehension. when the original anon talked about whitenoising he probably had much less than that

>> No.46794362

>>46794353
thats also deviant behavior also eat ur own cum survival of the fittest biotch

>> No.46794363

>>46794350
i dno it's like the ultimate display of affection and physical attraction

>> No.46794366

>>46794359
>yeh i mean it was in my body anyway lol
lil bro really didn't think this one through

>> No.46794367

>>46794359
One too few if you ask me

>> No.46794368

>>46794356
>>46794359
>>46794360
同意してくれてうれしい!
I liked it

>> No.46794370

>>46794368
i bet she did too. it's a fun kinky mental thing

>> No.46794373

>>46794341
same same

>> No.46794374

>>46794363
this society is irreparably fucked

>> No.46794376

>>46794353
Yea that's the hottest part is tasting your own cum

>> No.46794379

>>46794370
Yeah, she was all red with sexual flush, big dilated pupils, hair clinging to her forehead. We just laid there in bed tongue kissing for like 3 hours.

>> No.46794381

>>46794353
hooker tried to kiss me after blowing me I move my head back, hope she wasn't offended, I just don't wanna taste my dick

>> No.46794383

>>46794379
Hell yeah

>> No.46794384

lmao

>> No.46794385

>>46794353
only if i loved her.

>> No.46794386

what if shinji and asuka at the end of evangelion were supposed to be a metaphor for adam and eve and eve said kimochiiiiiii warui to adam as some kind of profound statement

>> No.46794390

>>46794383
I love tongue kissing its my favorite thing, grouping and mutual masturbation too.

>> No.46794396

>>46794390
Big agree. Literally like kissing and manhaning a girl more than proper sex. Dunno why.

>> No.46794398

When I was a kid older sister had sex with her bf in her room and she kissed me on the cheek afterwords as I was in the hallway listening to them, that's the closest I've gotten to a cum kiss

>> No.46794399

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTMJFZYCM4
oriental pearl is so hot. i would suck on that huge nose. she's one of those high-energy go-getter type of women that wouldn't want to be with a lazy bum like me but a man can dream. if you had kids with her they'd be smart and excel in life.

>> No.46794402

>>46794353
i'd be grossed out at first but if she insisted i'd do it. whatever she thinks is hot is hot to me.

>> No.46794405

>>46794385
Thats sweet of you
>>46794396
It's the intimacy, when you're with someone who you actually love it changes your whole world and consciousness.

>> No.46794408

>>46794399
i cant even criticize her for being a race traitor i was a race traitor once

>> No.46794410

i whitenoised madoka magic last week, didnt understand shit

>> No.46794412

damn i hope i get an answer to this:

>2024-02-24: The contents of this site are currently a bit outdated

what do you mean by this. i don't get which part i should be worried about when reading the guide

>> No.46794414

i have my favorite anime episodes in that condensed format in a folder and i sometimes listen to them but idk what the fuck

>> No.46794415

nice try

>> No.46794416

You guys think there's more to life than pretending to learn Japanese while you day dream of anally raping various Japanese women?

>> No.46794420
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>>46794399
I NEED to have a cozy apartment with a cute Japanese girl, I WILL have it by any means and she WILL wear my cool jacket and look cute in it. This is a solemn promise before GOD.

>> No.46794422

and then he goes and beats off to jav

>> No.46794423

>>46794412
just compare/contrast with themoeway

>>46794420
hold on is this fair maiden being raped???

>> No.46794425

>>46794423
It's just gravure thankfully.

>> No.46794428
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46794428

Would you date someone who is a vtuber?

>> No.46794431

>>46794428
Sure why not? I may be a vtuber at some point, it looks fun.

>> No.46794434

>>46794428
yea 90% of women are boring fucks that do nothing. vtubing is so fucking gay but at least it's something

>> No.46794447

>>46794428
i wouldn't date anyone but i would consider having an ex-vtuber tulpa

>> No.46794449

ofc i'd fuck her while she's streaming

>> No.46794452

>>46794449
I'd like to be watching with a remote control vibrator and watch her squirm and try to keep her composure.

>> No.46794469

basically a little nii stream

>> No.46794488

I'm going to grill up some hot dogs tonight, does anyone here want one?

>> No.46794491

>>46794423
They didn't bang her but I'm like 90% sure Ushijima has a gangbang/public sex fetish. It could all just be marketing but I feel like I can sense when it's genuine

>> No.46794495

>>46794488
no please make me a cheeseburger

>> No.46794500

>>46794428
Yeah it'd probably suck having to stay quiet when she streams and her work hours are gonna be when I'm not working but hey get that bag

>> No.46794504
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>>46794491
Nice.
>>46794495
Ok, what would you like on it? All the fixings?

>> No.46794508

>>46794452
Would love this but unless they're a lewdtuber I feel like they wouldn't want to jepordize their income like this

Pretty sure a lot of the big ones have staff in the room at the time too to help with logistics

>> No.46794516
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46794516

>>46794434
yes

>> No.46794522

>>46794516
FINALLY some nice big tits

>> No.46794523

>>46794508
Yeah it's just a smutty fantasy, but still I like the idea of it. I like the idea of doing it to the most "wholesome" one whoever that is and really putting her acting skill to the test.

>> No.46794526

>>46794010
I'd just like to be by her side.

>> No.46794550

>>46794516
This chick is the closest I've ever come to paying for this type of shit I bet watching these with good headphones alters your brain chemistry permanently

>> No.46794565

>>46794550
this has got to be the most zoomer thing i've ever read

>> No.46794572
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46794572

こちらのバーガーは、ご依頼いただいた方のためのものです。他の方は召し上がらないよう、お願いいたします。ご協力いただき、ありがとうございます。

>> No.46794580

>>46794565
I'm 35
I think our perceptions of what really makes generational divides are overstated

>> No.46794584

>>46794580
I think there's far less generational divide now that everyone has the internet.

>> No.46794596

why uppercasers are always really ky

>> No.46794598

>>46794584
That too, we're all kinda swimming in the same pool whether we realize it or not

>> No.46794622

>>46794596
stupid sexy ky jelly

>> No.46794633

man i love burgers

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>>46794584

>> No.46794642

>>46794633
burger loves you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDEqiElRjjA

>> No.46794667

>>46794641
Interesting!

>> No.46794720

>>46794428
i would date okayu or polka especially if they were older and fatter

>> No.46794777

https://twitter.com/i/status/1788170518916636918

>> No.46794790

>>46794777
faggot move to punch back after something that weak
he should just have pushed him over

>> No.46794796

>>46794777
i dated a guy that looked just like that in college

>> No.46794809
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>> No.46794818

>>46794777
>that pathetic punch
kek

>> No.46794825

>>46794790
It looks like he just slapped the fuck out of him, it works well, I like slapping people in the face, they either go down or just stare at you in shock.

>> No.46794829

>>46794825
still no need to chimp out when it clearly didnt hurt

>> No.46794836
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>>46794253
>there is no hiragana character that represents /wi/, /wu/, or /we/.
its really important to learn this instead of japanese but yea there was

>> No.46794844
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46794844

>>46794836
>/wu/, or /we/.

>> No.46794848

>>46794836
that お lookin weird

>> No.46794858

>>46794848
it's still 於

>> No.46794859

>>46794848
iirc that document posted is from the 1860s, not sure at all if that was normal at the time though cause it does resemble an intermediate writing.

>> No.46794863

𛀕

>> No.46794875

>>46794809
truly a midwit

>> No.46794878

>>46794777
i feel bad for him

>> No.46794879

>>46794777
dang at least give him a do over

>> No.46794886

絶好ののんのん日和だな

>> No.46794887

>>46794777
this guys gonna repaint a parking lot

>> No.46794899

the japanese chud

>> No.46794900

>>46794809
be like sweden!!!
be like sweden!!!!
let them all in!!!
somalians are good for your country
come on japan are you racist or something?

>> No.46794901

>>46794886
i just read this in the most retarded way possible

>> No.46794910

>>46794900
kinda crazy how warfare has evolved it happening before our very eyes and no one will do anything about it

>> No.46794915

>>46794910
Nationalist parties are dominating or growing everywhere in europe. It's just the first age of infowars and people don't know how to form strategies against them yet

>> No.46794922

im rotting

>> No.46794925

the feminine urge to fight for the people on an island very far away because they make sexy cartoons and porn i like

>> No.46794926

well lets stop that fucken rotting

>> No.46794929

>>46794875
hes 140

>> No.46794930
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46794930

What has our boy Matt been up to these days?

>> No.46794931

>>46794428
no cuz 3d is pd

>> No.46794932

>>46794929
he's 90 max

>> No.46794934

>>46794925
oh no japan can get fucked but other countries are already getting fucked and japan is one of the last holdouts and now they are gonna get peer pressured into letting the undesirables ruin their country too since thats currently the war against the first world being waged

>> No.46794938

papi voted for biden and regrets it

>> No.46794955

do u really think id vote for a guy who if he for some reason was no longer able to hold his role due to being older than the dinosaurs would leave us with kamala as our president

shes the true evil u have to watch out for in that administration btw

>> No.46794956

>>46794932
no he got 1400 on the old sat which was a better iq test than most modern iq tests and 1400 is 140 iq

>> No.46794962
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>>46794931
3dpdelicious

>> No.46794964 [DELETED] 

hillary clinton
i will be voting for hillary clinton

>> No.46794968

>>46794956
self reported

>> No.46794972 [DELETED] 

i will vote for hillarys emails with bidens laptop as vp

>> No.46794974

a real 142 wouldn't fall for the voting scam

>> No.46794975

https://youtu.be/EFrcNIWIPEc
djt style music

>> No.46794981

>>46794962
even debu are better in 2d

>> No.46794983

>>46794974
imagine being a registered voter and getting called for jury duty lmao couldnt be me

>> No.46794985

I voted for LDP but I'm not voting for them again next year. The Abe ass-ass-ination really opened a can of worms and exposed a bunch of shit.

>> No.46794992

im voting biden cuz trump wants to kill all them arabs and help the zionist state

>> No.46794995

>>46794985
idiot

>> No.46794999 [DELETED] 

>>46794955
https://youtu.be/Mle7cbxybxo?t=42

>> No.46795003

>>46794995
I'm not an idiot. I researched all of the options and they were the best choice at the time.

>> No.46795006

>>46794985
u should vote for the 参政党

>> No.46795013

>>46794968
you think he lied about his sat score? even if he exaggerated it by 100 points there he would still be 134. many billionaires have public sat scores and they are generally 145+

>> No.46795018

https://youtu.be/am4a8EfQDQM

>> No.46795030

elon cant be high iq he nutted in grimes

>> No.46795039

>>46794886
my 絶好 card https://streamable.com/u8oojz

>> No.46795042

>>46795018
this left a lot to be desired and wasnt as funny as >>46794999

>> No.46795044

true true
the high iqs have moved beyond the need for 3d whores

>> No.46795056

>>46795042
Ma'am, I wasn't trying to one up a YTP with a Skyrim meme

>> No.46795062

quick grammar question
I just heard the sentence
スケルトンなんかになけません
what is the grammar and meaning of nakemasen? For context, she was being attacked by a skeleton. I'm guessing its some construction from 無ければ but i dont know at all.

>> No.46795063

>>46795056
i was just thinking if it was like one of those funny oblivion vids it wouldve been very funny maybe even funny enough to compete with a ytp

>> No.46795072

>>46795062
skele be weak sauce like brandon

>> No.46795078

>>46795062
負けません

>> No.46795082

>>46794968
here is another piece of evidence: musk graduated from University of Pennsylvania around the mid 90s and the ivy leagues around that time had average sat scores of 1300s so around 137 iq
90 iq is 610 for reference

>> No.46795086

>>46795082
his dad paid for someone else to take the test for him

>> No.46795088

>>46795078
That makes more sense than what I misheard. Thank you.

>> No.46795090

he nutted in grimes thats an instant -50
cybertruck is a piece of shit so dock another -25 for good measure
when everyone dies on the mars mission he will be in iq deficit and owe back iq to humanity

>> No.46795091

Here's a piece of evidence: Musk laughed at a pic of a deer at the bottom of a pool
IQ Evaluation: 5

>> No.46795097

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YYpnk14VU&

>> No.46795101

>>46795097
this 1s my fave

>> No.46795117

wotd
紫外線遮蔽率

>> No.46795120

it's been a month and my ear infection is still there it's over the raw meat and sunlight didn't work

>> No.46795126

>>46795086
you can take consolation in the fact that all other tech ceos have much higher iqs
jeff bezos is 145 warren buffet is 155 bill gates is 160

>> No.46795127

go to the doctor and get a fucken antibiotic u infected fuck

>> No.46795128

>>46795120
wait you're the meat guy?

>> No.46795140

>>46795127
>>46795128
no that was just a joke. ive had two courses of antibiotics but they didn't get rid of it

>> No.46795150

>>46795140
maybe u have aids idk

>> No.46795163

>>46795126
crazy how jamal is as smart as those guys

>> No.46795169
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>>46789307
>>46789321
updated DJT guide: https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/

[!] include in the next OP.

>> No.46795174

>>46794825
lol shut the fuck up you little pussy

>> No.46795175

>>46795169
step 1 collect underwear
step 2 learn japanese
step 3 you now know japanese

>> No.46795181

why do i get the feeling this was posted by our very own iq schizo
https://www.reddit.com/r/cognitiveTesting/s/0YTnPAMMnx

>> No.46795184

>>46795140
you might need to get this done
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tympanostomy_tube

two rounds of antibiotics and still problems might mean it's more of a 'mechanical' problem now. you're not leaking puss or wetness from your ear are you? if pathogenic bacteria survive these drug treatments that's not good. the might become resistant. that's not great to have as an infection inside your head. you know... relatively close to the brain...

btw, i had have that surgery done as a kid. helped wonderfully. it was an extremely painful experience up to that point. hope you don't have it that bad rn.

>> No.46795186

dunno but u and him should both stay there

>> No.46795191

>>46795163
the gap between 142 and 145 is about as big as the gap between 100 and 110. on a good test there is a less than 10% chance that a 142 scores above 144

>> No.46795193

>>46794423
This moeway guy doesn't know English or Japanese. He's an ESL who spends all day spamming his poorly written "guide" on 4chan so that people give him money on Patreon. Pretty pathetic.
If you want to learn Japanese, follow people who actually know jack shit when it comes to learning a foreign language. Tatsumoto's guide to Japanese is among them.

>> No.46795194

>>46795184
my girlfriend also had this problem and went deaf in one ear from the surgery. ymmv

>> No.46795196

Everyone ignored my matt meme :(

>> No.46795200

>>46795196
we didnt see u down there matto pls forgiev

>> No.46795201

vonderplanitz says bacteria and parasites are never harmful

>> No.46795202

>>46795193
i don't like you because you're a sociopathic robot dude. why don't you post on djt and be a person with a personality.

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pretty cool

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>>46795169
>check out the link
>they recommend you to make monolingual anki cards like THIS
how retarded you have to be to do shit jesus christ
the whole point of flashcards is quick, short pieces of information, not 3 lines of prose

>> No.46795209

>>46795181
i'm not suprised at all by his score though and it's actually 5 points higher than what i thought he would be

>> No.46795212

when u have bacteria or yeast or fungus growing in or on u dont think of it was a bad thing and instead look at it like u are a whole ass biome supporting life kinda like a whole ass universe or at least a planet or smth

>> No.46795213

>>46795194
>my girlfriend
press x to doubt

>> No.46795215

>>46795181
holy fuck that OP made me so fucking mad. glad commenters shit on him. who'd have thought having the highest possible IQ is not the determinant for eminence.

>> No.46795219

>>46795184
i don't have any puss or anything. and i actually had that surgery when i was a kid too but haven't had any issues since then. i guess they will probably end up recommending that again

>> No.46795220

>>46795212
let me blow your mind
how do you think eukaryotes came to be?

>> No.46795222

>>46794809
>>46794875
you gotta stop confusing a smart person having surface level thoughts with being stupid.

>> No.46795228

>>46795220
miss me with ur encyclopedia brittanica nerd shit and lick my eukaryscrote

>> No.46795230

is globehomo finally coming after Japan?

>> No.46795234

>>46795212
once they start causing pain and shit it's when castle doctrine comes into effect

>> No.46795235

elon musk must be at least above average iq cause one of his children is a tranny and they're 130 iq average

>> No.46795242

>>46795230
u remember in the last samurai or like ruroni kenshin when they brought the guns to mow down all the primitive sword swinging monkeys

its the same thing just a different era

>> No.46795243

>>46795235
@iq guy is this true

>> No.46795244

>>46795235
>and they're 130 iq average
nope not a chance in hell and anything suggesting that is unrepresentative. but they are above average for sure.

>> No.46795253

>>46795219
hope you recover soon

>> No.46795257

>>46795219
>i don't have any puss or anything
same

>> No.46795258
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46795258

is this true?

>> No.46795262

>>46795244
https://rpubs.com/Gender/IQ-by-Gender
oh yeah its self reported i just remembered the number from this study

>> No.46795269

>>46795206
>they recommend you to make monolingual anki cards like THIS
based

>> No.46795274

>>46795262
well also it's the SSC survey and readers of that shit are gonna be smarter than average

>> No.46795275

>>46795206
TSC is the best card template for learning japanese. if you don't know how to rep TSCs, you're supposed to read https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/discussing-various-card-templates first.

>> No.46795277

>>46795274
statistics really are the a pain, arent they

>> No.46795279

yea i'm too low IQ for stats so i cite people smarter than me like seb and i use prescience to determine what seb would say

>> No.46795280

if the time I spent on this cursed fucking website was spent studying instead I'd know 10 fucking languages by now instead of being stuck at n4 on this one

>> No.46795283

>>46795280
true

>> No.46795286

joe rogan said hes 115-130

>> No.46795288

being intelligent and being a tranny are 2 mutually exclusive things

>> No.46795292

if you've never been mildly attracted to a smart feminine tranny then i call bullshit

>> No.46795296

>>46795292
never met one

>> No.46795298

how did the normalfags who found out about this site recently get so fucking obsessed with transsexuals?
this is the nth year of seeing tourists screaming about transsexuals on every thread in every board

>> No.46795302

i love trannies
they fill the diversity quota so without adding any blacks or women

>> No.46795308

>>46795298
recently? i only came to 4chan for djt for a few years. i checked out other boards after a long hiatus and discovered that trannyposting had exploded. this was around 2019. 4chan changed forever around the late 2010s in regards to trannies.

>> No.46795309

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45LnquWrPpY

>> No.46795313

>>46795308
2019 was like 2 years ago

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>> No.46795318

true, tranny should be filtered at global level

>> No.46795321

I know you guys like to larp about IQ but my IQ is genuinely too high to into anime or VNs or LNs and I think it actually makes learning japanese more annoying than it is for you retards who can drool over fanfic-tier dating sims for 12 hours a day

>> No.46795322

>>46795318
am one and agree

>> No.46795325

same except my IQ is 90 and almost all stories still bore me

>> No.46795330

try ghost stories eng dub

>> No.46795333
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they were called traps b4 and ppl did talk about them occasionally

>> No.46795340

everyone knows this shit newfag
/d/ stands for dickgirls and is one of the oldest boards
but people didnt used to be massive faggots about it in every thread

>> No.46795342

>>46795333
isnt it crazy how juvenile and pg-13 this comes across as in 2024

>> No.46795345

>>46795333
and now i will forever recognize that bulge

>> No.46795349

im recoooooognizing

>> No.46795354

>>46795169
>>46795193
You are my least favorite person I know and I hate that I have to deal with your ass outside of 4chan. Kindly fuck off.

>> No.46795357

what if you say the right combination of words and the human in tatsumoto awakens and wrestles control from the sociopathic robot that is currently piloting his body

>> No.46795369 [DELETED] 

>>46795228
billions of years ago most life was anaerobic
oxygen was a poison and in low concentrations in the atmosphere

then certain bacteria evolved oxygenic photosynthesis
up until then most life forms leeched off of heat in low numbers near thermal vents on seabeds like scrubs but this new mechanism was revolutionary in how much energy it produced and independence in location it granted since only sunlight was required

the new bacteria blanketed the ocean surfaces and started farting out massive amounts of O2 as a waste product as they flourished and came to dominate the planet

this triggered the great oxygen catastrophe and set off a mass extinction event
other bacteria desperately scrambled to survive, stumbling over and colliding with each other in a blind panic

mitochondria are ancient bacteria which invaded other cells during this time in a bid to survive before assimilating with them
the invaded cells enjoyed mitochondrial energy production and the two formed a symbiotic relationship
mitochondria eventually lost independent function inside these cells

every animal and plant cell is a descendant of the resulting mixed offspring
we call them eukaryotes

>> No.46795371

>>46795357
Trust me, there is no human in him. Or rather, the bit that acts like a human actually thinks it is helping people.

>> No.46795372

>>46795369
didn't read this but apparently the primordial gene first appeared on earth 3.5 billion years ago

>> No.46795376

>>46795369
very cool

>> No.46795385

>>46795369
talk about the recent merging event that hit the news cycle

>> No.46795389

>>46795369
eukaryotes dont depend on mitochondria to be defined as eukaryotes. eukaryotes are defined by their enclosed organelles and existed before mitochondrial metabolism. There are multiple hypotheses for how it came about, such as a predator devouring a mitochondria but not digesting it so it survived inside. Chloroplasts were also integrated in whatever fashion mitochondria were and they were obviously not obligate anaerobes.

>> No.46795391

tbqh if futa was real i too would be drinking cum like a hentai bitch

>> No.46795394

>>46795389
i took some creative liberties

>> No.46795406

>>46795394
i just took a creative liberty too
then i wiped and washed my hands

>> No.46795477

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-Ku4Q6h48&t=13m45s
they really got this nigga running on foot not even a bike

>> No.46795486

>>46795477
今わりさん

>> No.46795488

I have a near perfect IQ(99) and it's still hard as fuck for me to learn Japanese

>> No.46795489

im in the top 99.9% of iq and struggling...
it must be the japanese that r stupid///

>> No.46795555

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaOWRIw1Ww

>> No.46795564

>>46795321
I don't believe you because when I was in the 5th grade I was frustrated with my bitch teacher so I started to refuse to do school work, the school thought that I might have some problems because of that so they had me meet with a specialist to test me autism etc and I had to take an IQ test (among other things) as a part of that because they considered I might be slow. However, when the results came back it was revealed that I have a high IQ.

I love anime, manga, light novels, vinnies, and all manner of otaku shit. You not liking that stuff is because your a faggot, it has nothing to do with IQ.

>> No.46795592

same. they considered i might be slow so they gave me an IQ test. they were right. anime is cool i guess

>> No.46795658

i was a child prodigy but then i found anime

>> No.46795668

i was retarded then i found anime

>> No.46795669
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what is she trying to say in the bottom right?

>> No.46795674

there are some anime you start as a retard and you end as an intellectual

>> No.46795675

>>46795669
bottom left*

>> No.46795678

>>46795674
psycho pass

>> No.46795680

never seen psycho piss but it gets a lot of praise so i should check it out *mindlessly watches another youtube video instead*

>> No.46795702

>>46795669
そっとしておこう

>> No.46795719

>>46795680
Pretentious shit.

>> No.46795741

still haven't seen psycho pass

>> No.46795744

i enjoyed it
never saw past the first season tho

>> No.46795748

There is a very violent and graphic rape in the first episode of psycho pass, never watched more than that as I kept coming back to ep 1 to master bait

>> No.46795751

my dick remembers it

>> No.46795833

We need a new thread but I lack the self confidence to make one

>> No.46795858

we don't need a new thread.
and for years we'd let the current thread 404 before a new one was made. but then quiz took the smart fraction of djt to discord and IDIOTS took over the thread and started spamming new threads before the current one was dead.

>> No.46795860

>>46795120
i will pray for you

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>>46795669
she has a great ass. someone post her flash game

>> No.46795925

Was ordering at a mcdonalds and the cashier could hardly understand me, my accent is really strong and it just demotivated me so much. Even basic stuff i don't think she understood anything i said.

>> No.46795932

you have to talk real slow with them even if they do understand you

>> No.46795935

yeah bro english is hard and americans refuse to understand thick indian accents
live and let live man

>> No.46795950

>>46795925
djt says accent doesn't matter so your experience is wrong

>> No.46795959

last week i ordered just 3 things at a fast food with some specific instructions and the cashier got confused and asked me to repeat

>> No.46795963

>>46795959
>specific instructions
if you want that shit go to an actual restaurant, retard

>> No.46795969

>>46795963
shut up and serve them fries

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>> No.46795980

>>46795932
Thanks anon for the advice, i'll start talking slow. Perhaps i was just nervous, i always have my girlfriend around to translate for me.

>> No.46795981

>>46795974
would be grateful to breed with any of them but they're not gf/wife material

>> No.46795984

AOTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugn0wl9RUxo

>> No.46795986

matt says - unironically so don't dismiss this - that if you need to "slow down" or repeat yourself for japanese people that you are not nearly as good as you think you are because these problems disappear when you get good

>> No.46795987

"can i have a with the b combo and c size d for here"
"uhmmmm im sorry can you repeat that?"
*repeats*
"gotcha, and is that to go?"

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>>46795981
>would be grateful to breed with any of them but they're not gf/wife material

>> No.46795993

>>46795990
yea stpeach's fat ass is wife material for sure

>> No.46795999

>>46795986
>matt says -
lol
some random nipchannel tried to nitpick his nihongo, but he sent a pm saying to not

>> No.46796002

enviable business acumen

>> No.46796007

>>46795999
triple digits. this proves matt is an intelligent and shrewd man. i'd message people to stop smack talking me if i had the verbal jujitsu necessary for them to actually listen.

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bros....

>> No.46796015

>>46796007
he wont fuck you

>> No.46796019

>>46796008
why does matt look like he's 40 and a smoker

>> No.46796033

>>46796015
u sound mad bro

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ngl this card annoys me very much. the way it sounds. the picture.

>> No.46796106

>>46796007
>verbal jiu jitsu

>> No.46796110

>>46796106
i started to spell it that way but let firefox spell check change it

>> No.46796115

>>46796110
the problem was verbal...

>> No.46796118

>>46796115
huh? no i stand by that.

>> No.46796136

>>46796088
wait until you start mixing it up with 都会, then it will start to REALLY annoy you

>> No.46796147

>>46796088
>analcream deck
use the update version
https://github.com/donkuri/Kaishi
>How to import Kaishi 1.5k on top of another deck(core 2.3k)
https://github.com/Manhhao/anki.transfer-review-history

>> No.46796151

exporting my foot to your ass

>> No.46796153

ayo wheres the new thread nibb4s

>> No.46796178

NEW THREAD
>>46796176
>>46796176
>>46796176
>>46796176

>> No.46796413

>>46796178
>page 8
thinking no.

>> No.46796735

>>46796088
>都合 = circumstances
金を都合する
都合五人
who even makes these shit decks? fucking trash

>> No.46796744

>>46796735
it's a beginner deck you tard, not putting the extra meaning on the cards is the correct choice

>> No.46796748

meanings*

>> No.46796755

>>46796744
if you can remember 1 meaning then you can remember 3

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>>46796744

>> No.46796766

>>46796755
yes, and you should use that on 2 other frequent words, not on further 2 less frequent meanings of 1 frequent word. the latter will be easier for you to pick up from immersion when you've already learned to recognize the word spelling

>> No.46796774

>>46796766
>>46796762
都合

>> No.46798765

>>46795298
It's the trannies who found this site, and they are obsessed about because it's an invasion

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