Monster Girl Thread

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Oh boy, this thread is gonna be a mess.

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>>46450384
Maybe we shouldn't use this one.

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Defeat the creepy evil lim overlord with the ol' reliable baby batter

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>>46450394
Even creepy evil lim overlord deserves a good ending.

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Deonora stinks! "and I want to smell her

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Alright looks like its up to me.

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>>46450406
If wyverns can get laid why can't dragons?

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Lilims are cool.

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Up for a challenge?

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>>46450384
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>>46450411
I can guarantee you funny scribbles have no power of you unless you give it.

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>>46450414
Wyverns accept men riding them, so it's easier to take it to the next level.

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>>46450425
Reminds me of the anons that freak out when gacha girls get into OP.

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>>46450384
Who gives a shit if some crossboarder abhuman has a meltie over his boogeymen. We might as well just close the shop and stop making threads if we can't use newly released MGE content for OP image.

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>>46450447
It's not MGE content.

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>>46450308
Hey, hey. I see your joke, and I <3 you.

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>>46450447
Or we could save ourselves a headache and just make a new thread

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We will use this thread and we WILL be happy.

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>>46450472
>>46450476
Nah, I made a new one.

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You guys have fun with your retardation and your schizophrenia. I'll be back when you finally grow up.

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>>46450482
lol
lmao even

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>>46450384
Get shoggy to clean it then.

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I wish they hadn't removed the IP counter so we could see how many of those posts are him going insane.

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>>46450498
Hm, didn't even notice they did that. Why?

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>>46450492
Shogsoap in bath feels so good.

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>>46450482

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>>46450503
No official reason given. The theories I read are that they either want to obfuscate the size of the userbase to sell the site for a better price, or to make shill campaigns easier.
>>46450521
Impressive he beat the urge to upload a garbage picture or remove links this time.

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>>46449494
Malef and Dragonnewt are fine to me, the delays sucked but I'm glad KC found a more consistent schedule to do releases on. The Man-Eaters I'm just ambivalent as fuck about because plant girls have never been something that excites me. Kelpie is probably top three water girls because she's horsepussy addicted to your ahegao and Candlegeist is a much sexier Chochin-Obake with a cool design flair like chambersticks for greaves.

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>>46450521
Unfortunate.

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>>46450425
I just post what I like.
However it does lower my opinion of MGE.

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All abored the wurm express! Choo choo :D

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Why should I choose a Lizard girl over a Dragon girl? What do Lizardmen have that Dragons can't offer me?

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>>46450384
Personally as long as it isn't a gacha picture or an "edition" bastard I don't really care

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>>46450570
It's a bunch of Wurms doing a conga line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUAq7-YpO0w

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>>46450472
I need girls with that size, a hair more chub, and a fair amount of muscle.

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I want to lick every single inch of a sweaty pharaoh's steamy chocolate body.

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>>46450593
Come on anon you're literally posting a human.

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>>46450593
monster armpits erotic

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>>46450422
https://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg
Sure

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>>46450604
How actually would you turn this into a televised event?

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Irishfurtrash, fuck off.

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>>46450593
I want to lick the mana patterns.

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>>46450616
By scoring the biggest donut

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>>46450621
Yeah... that.
That too.

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stinky sweaty ogre pussy

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>>46450593
I want to see the desert lizardmen that patrol the sands looking for challenges or targets.

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>>46450593
>>46450600
I would drink a cocktail of monstergirl sweat, drool, and pussy juice.

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>>46450621
I love the desert undead so much

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>>46450675
Why do Mummies need to be this thick? How do they accomplish this body when they're literal corpses that have been intombed in crypts for centuries without a source of food or anything?

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>>46450675
Big tiddy tomb thief reduced to super sensative mummy maid.
Many such cases.

I hear if you do well you end up the mummy wrangler.

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>>46450696
With lots of effort.

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>>46450675
Too much mana turned into milk

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>>46450696
>without a source of food
Anon you do know that mummies are buried with ass loads of food right?8 dmx

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>>46450621
>>46450675
imagine the gaping

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>>46450634
I will never watch mushoku tensei
DO you hear me atlas NEVER!

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>>46450718
Was that the one with the brown muscle cat with a scar on her belly?

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>>46450380

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It's almost April. Quick, find a yeti to hug before it starts getting warm out!

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>>46450651
looks like clean monsters are out and sweaty smelly monsters are in - sorry kiki

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perhaps you should get around to siring an heir

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>>46450747
Heirs.
Multiple.
She better get used to carrying twins.

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I want a soft monster to nap on

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This nice elf recently moved in next door. She made too much Nikujaga and thought maybe you could eat something else besides frozen Pizza and Cupramen. Surely she hasn't put anything weird in there, right?

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>>46450724
Yup. It had elves and catgirls too.

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Harassing dragons online by asking them for videos of them laying eggs!

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>>46450792
I kinda lost interest when the school arc started. The comic really didn't need that.

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>>46450744
>kiki
I'm going to turn off the air conditioning and water to the shower before leaving for the day so when I get back home I'll have an overworked sweaty kiki in need of a tongue bath.

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>>46450798
You do realize at its core it's a SOL story, right?

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>>46450787
Nah, she wouldn't do that to someone she's only just met. Elves only do that to people they're familiar and intimate with. You can trust an Elf you've met for the first time.

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>>46450802
>Eating out sweaty kiki pussy while she dies of embarassment that 'eet eeznt clean enough'

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>>46450807
I have no issue with SOL, I have an issue with the high school setting and its same boringass plots.

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>>46450797
>do this to denora as a joke
>now she won't stop sending me videos
>from the noises she makes in the video you can tell she enjoys it a little too much

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>>46450675
>I love the desert undead
I love the undead in general and MGE making it possible for them to have children.

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>>46450787
I tell her to leave as I am physically incapable of not nibbling on elf ears and she is in grave danger of getting her ears nommed

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Why and how's an insectoid dragon gonna fit for being a Yowie??? That's like... such an oddball deviation/creative liberty if Cross goes through with that

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>>46450715
Probably undead are very good at gaping if their anuses are wet and cold, they probably love the heat produced by friction

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>>46450832
I hope you don't forget to ask her to send the eggs to you.

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>>46450798
It was very boring, I rewatched Mushishi instead

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>>46450863
>implying you have to ask

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>>46450835
Undead are the cutest girls are probably the most honest ones, they want you and they need you and that's why they crawl relentlessly in your direction

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>>46450855
Least forced discussion bait.

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TOM'D

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>>46450783
The Snuggler is on the way

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>>46450862
There's a reason why I put Undead United as one of the top teams during the first threads.

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>>46450910
MOLLY'D

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>>46450917
Winter is over she has no power here!

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>>46450925
There was a blizzard yesterday where I live.

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>>46450925
Her cuddles are too strong for you traveler, you underestimate her power!

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>>46450787
monsters that keep trying to grind out affection points with you

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Do kikis lay eggs?

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monsters who have played too many dating sims and get easily flustered and stall in social situations and panic when they don't know what to say and give you 20 chocolate bars to 'max out' affection

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>>46450902
i'm genuinely curious.

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>>46450928
Blizzards are yeti propaganda
>>46450930
Spring has made her weak. she can't even hug for more than a minute now

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>>46450934
Nope.

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>>46450936
>Foreign exchange Ochimusha that played a lot of dumb dating sims back home tries celebrating white day with you
>Gets so flustered when you actually accept that chocolate that she calls you her Lord right there on the spot
>Now have to get "permission" to marry from her parents that you can barely understand over Zoom

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>>46450895
>probably the most honest ones
Some of the higher tier ones like Vampire maybe not so much, but that's cute too.

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>>46450938
don't mind the mental illness, he does that

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>>46450954
Vampires are shit anyway
Zombies > Vampires

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>>46450960
bait used to be detectable, but it gets harder and harder to tell bait from genuine mental illness

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>>46450936
>You think it's cute
>You start taking the intiative in conversations so she doesn't need to speak as much
>You start thinking up questions to ask her to make her feel more comfortable
>You start printing out 'dialogue options' to give to her after each question so she doesn't feel overwhelmed
dorks deserve love

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>>46450954
>>46450960
You ever think some of the other higher tier Undead like Wights and Liches would tell Vampires to calm the fuck down because they keep making the rest of them look bad?

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>>46450968
Of course, I can imagine Liches and Wights cleaning the mess that Vampires leave behind after their "incidents", slapping several times the Vampire in the process

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>>46450960
AMEN

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>>46450938
Where if ever has KC mentioned them being an insectoid dragon over just a Samsquantch?

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>>46450968
probably toss the little dhampir some end-game equipment and let her to the dirty work

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>>46450960
No matter how much individuals try to reject this, it is the truth

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>>46450980
Dunno, lots of annoyances here part of a bigger circlejerk where they are in constant contact with people who are in constant contact with Cross and that's how they talk about all monster girl stuff.

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>>46450975
>Wight and Lich friend reprimanding Vampy because she kidnapped a village boy she had a crush on and now said village thinks Undead are all scary man eaters still, ruining all their progress in monster/human coexistence

>>46450981
This is also cute. Dhampir-chan getting given her dad's retrofitted old Vampire hunting equipment because they think she's being really mean to her husband sounds like a fun idea. Double if it turns out he's actually into it and she's a sweetheart when in private and the Dhampir just kept walking in at the wrong time so she never got the full context.

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>>46450987
i suppose it's best you cling to these hair-brained conspiracy theories instead of latching onto something legitimately harmful

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Is there a famine or something, why are the monsters so skinny and flat?

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>>46450950
>lazy Anon cbf doing all that days of relationship grind
>"Oh, come help me, mamono neighbor, as I have got my body stuck while leaning out this narrow window!"
Kek

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which monster gives the nicest compliments?

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>>46451008
All of them.

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I will accept only the most mentally unstable hebi. I require a batshit crazy white snake.

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Who is the most trustworthy monster? And don't say fox
You know and I know and she knows that you can't trust foxes

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>>46451013
Demon. She literally writes down exactly what she wants

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>>46451011
Enjoy living the rest of your life chained up in her rape dungeon. You will never see the light of the sun or another human/incubus/monster ever again. Except maybe your daughters if you are lucky.

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>>46451011
That's how you return to womb as a shota, anon.

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>>46450987
I could not give a single iota of a fuck less about what you just said. I'm just curious about it in general. I know he had a big list of "Soon™" monster girls a while back but I don't remember insectoid dragon for Yowie.

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>>46451009
Reminder a Succubus whispering "cool" to you is enough to make your dick rock hard in setting.

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>>46451008
wurms
>"I like you a lot :D"

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>>46451008
I wouldn't trust a danuki if she complimented me.

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>>46451013
they are very consistent though.

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>>46450980
literally in one of the Q&As

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Foxes are not trustworthy
but old foxes are very trustworthy

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>>46451009
>Hey, bitch, you're a nice piece of ass. I bet you'll make cute moans when I wring the last droplet of jizz outta you.

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>>46450787
That's really nice of her thank you

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Consider this, a yandere bogie

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>>46451013
I've seen enough fox bloodline memes to know their real plan.

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>>46451024
>Get trapped in a mine cave-in, ready to swallow a company mandated cyanide pill knowing the company will just write your death off as being attacked by monsters and your family will never get to see your body
>See picrelated pop out of the cave floor right next to you
>Turns out monsters are really nice, so that's good, but now your savior refuses to let you leave her side and keeps asking stuff about your family back home

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>>46451045
Bogies have a strong moral compass, so a yandere one might be scary, but she's trustworthy.

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>>46451042
Ogres don't count, spousal abuse is bad.

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Fox body after 3 cheeseburgers...

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>>46451058
Fox body after 17 cheeseburgers...

How does this happen?!?!

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>>46451062
She shouldn't have challenged the burger.
You can't defeat it.

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>>46451062
Now show what happens at 30 burgers

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>>46451073
Her breasts are bigger than her own head! And now it's going to her mofu too! The poor girl can barely even stand! Somebody have mercy and stop her from eating cheeseburgers before it's too late and she's more boob and tail than fox!

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Sweaty succ

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>>46451096
Don't listen to him. Bring more burgers. NOW.

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sea witches got that allure

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>>46451122
Big succ

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>>46451122
Great, now I'm thirsty for a glass of tit sweat.

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I want a Creeping Coin to say cheesy raunchy one liners to me.
>"You're invaluable to me."
>"You outweigh anything I could put on the scale."
>"My heart has more love for you than my bank has money!"

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>>46451096
Truly borger is unbeatable.

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>>46451166
Fuck off.

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>>46451166
Fuck succs.

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>>46451161
>Howdy, germanic servant! Check it out, I'm made of gold!

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>>46451181
Cuddle succs.

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>>46451161
i like the idea of an old, sheltered creeping coin who still thinks aluminum is more valuable than platinum and hasn't gotten the memo

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>>46451122
Give up all your experience for five minutes in heaven.

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>>46451193
Take your fucking chink gachashit back where it belongs cocksucker.

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Fat old ladies

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gachafaggots killed another thread

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>>46451246
Thank god

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>>46451245
i want to take that apophis home and make many little sneks with her

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I need a buffpophis.
A grape snake that put all her points into gains.

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>>46451272
>it all goes to her tail

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>>46451280
I don't see how doing bench press and curls can go to her tail.
Although you better bet she practices tail squeezes all day every day.

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>>46451002
There are plenty of fat monster girls but I don't save them to post.

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>>46451288
Mamono mana?

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>>46451337
mamono banana

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>>46451337
A lazy answer.

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>>46451360
If your mamono has a banana I think maybe you're about to Alp.

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>>46451288
excess nutrients are stored in the tail

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>>46451393
I don't speak garlic eater.

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>>46451414
It's so weird to hear that again after reading Shogun 20 years ago

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>>46451424
Shame they haven't used it in the series either. Speaking of a MGEfied version of Shogun/William Addams life would be fun. Washing up in some random Zipangu fishing village and getting pamered by the locals instead of hearing one of your crew boil alive sounds way better.

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>>46451439
Monster girls are made for war. You will be kidnapped by a fox and forced to infiltrate the emperors court as a ronin to bring victory to the yokai and you will like it.

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>>46451447
Thanks for ruining that, Anon.

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>>46451393
Perhaps but that still doesn't explain why her gains would end up there.
A big snake can have a big tail but it shouldn't all end up in the tail.

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>>46451096
FATTER

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>>46451489
Let's be real. Her husband is a pervert who wants to be crushed violently by a big ol' purple snek tail.
She ALWAYS skips tail day and still her gainz just go there.
And every night her husband demands coiling. ROUGH. HARD coiling.
And she does it to make him happy.
But her heart hurts, filled with the fear that one day he will simply die in her coils.
He won't, but, like, it's because he put all his incubus points into "cartoon physics", which is a skill tree apophis incubi aren't even supposed to have access to, so it's not like she's irrational to be worried.

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>>46451360
>p

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>>46451512
Nice monster girl, faggot

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>>46451512
Find this witches hat!

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>>46451526
In before he claims Mordred being a homunculus counts.

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>>46450835
they are cool and all but i like warm bodies, wouldnt want a undead in my bed

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>>46451530
Better luck with her mother.

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does the fact that a monstergirl originates from a game itself ruins the monstergirl for you guys, or is it that you just hate the gatchaplayers themselves.

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>>46451550
MGQ and ISR aren't popular either.

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>>46451550
>does the fact that a monstergirl originates from a game itself ruins the monstergirl for you guys,
me try not to think about it

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>>46451550
even barring the newcomers, people been salting the earth for years ahead of you.
well, the akagi guy mostly.

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>>46451550
Neither, the nigger that spams gatcha shit does it just to spam and take up images, he doesn't even play the games.

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>>46451550
I don't mind games but....
A. Gacha already has a bunch of negative connotations as its basically gambling.
B. The Gacha characters getting posted tend to be minimally monstrous or are spammed to hell and back. See: Akagi
C. Other dumb stuff in/around the game.

The Blue Archive poster annoys me especially as its another game a guy just spammed the shit out of AND the story itself is pretty fun.

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>>46451550
I just want /mggg/ fags to stay on their home board and to take their shitty gacha spam with them. Before when it was fan art it was just shitty spam but now these cocksuckers are posting screenshots from their dogshit "games".

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>>46451599
holy shit, its cheshire cat!

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>>46451550
Anon, there have been times in this threads life where all images posted were either
>KCs twitter
>the same small group of artists

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>>46451617
link 1 thread

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>>46451550
Not if it's from real games like SEQUEL, gachashit are not videogames

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>>46451651
heeled armor really gets to me

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>>46450936
>>46450950
>there are mamono on the other side as socially inept as me

Are we really all gonna make it?

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>>46451161
What if I tell her:
>"You are not Legal Tender"
Or
>"The United Federation dollar is still stronger and more valuable than you."

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>>46450593
Dammit! How can I build a white ethnostate when chocolate beauties like this exist!?

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>>46451832
Because your white girls aren't white enough

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I'm going to miss her
https://files.catbox.moe/mpakuo.jpg

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>>46450416
Radical!

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>>46451045
No. Bogies are nice and kind.

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if you're going to be fantasizing about impossible stuff like mamono you might as well go all the way, right? indulge in even the really shameful stuff.
to that end, i'd really like a mommy.

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>>46452132
there's a reason I have a humongous titty oc picture hidden away

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I will not get my dick sucked by a Monster. I don't have to let them. I can hold my pants on or just block their mouth with my hands. They will NEVER touch my penis. Letting a Monster suck your dick means you're their slave. I will not be a slave, to anyone...

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Be careful when buying off brand synthwombs sometimes the egg production is set way too high

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>>46452132
I fantasize about big harems and incest. I want to make an MMO raid team comprised of wives and we all play in a sick as fuck pillow fort.

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>>46452132
I also have private fantasies about being shota'd by a busty nee-san CC and relentlessly spoiled. It's more common than you'd think (I think). There are a lot of good monsters for it. Demons, foxes, bogeys, dark mages...
>>46452186
That sounds cozy.

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>>46452150
the last words a man ever speaks before heckhound activates her infamous 東の淫靡な風 Black Technique of Desire: Hurricane Blowjob technique

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>>46452150
the last words a man ever speaks before kunoichi activates her infamous 東の淫靡な風 Black Tower of Unbound Desire: Infamous Hurricane Blowjob Technique

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>>46452232
I'm so weak to kunoichis I would instalose if she just hugged me while keeping that kuudere attitude. Which, admittedly, doesn't make me the most challenging opponent.

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Have any of you been practicing your Zoomer and or Gen Alpha language lessons? You're going to need that when entering JK Metropolis, specifically when you come across Pyrows or any Momonika Sabbath members there.

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>>46452307
It's part of the appeal to try and decipher what Pyrow is saying at any given moment.

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>>46452307
I'll just make sure their mouth is filled with my cock or tongue at all times so I don't have to hear them speak.

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>>46451196
Good thing I have no experience, so they can't drain anything from me and i can go infinitely many times to the succ parlor without losing anything

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May I have your attention please. Shai hulud is a good girl. That is all.

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>>46452594
Whatever Paul Atreides. You're a bad emperor, Harkonnens should've mogged you good.

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Easy way to get rich in Dragonia
>Find married dragon
>Walk into her cave
>She’ll be too busy having sex to care
>Carry home as much gold and jewels as possible

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Portal when?

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>>46452784
After you conquer Poland

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>>46452826
Why didn't you invest in eastern Polove?

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>>46452826
Why should I conquer Polande?

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>>46452888
It's just a thing you do at a certain age. A rite of passage, of sorts.

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Which mamono would make grossgermaniums in paradox games

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>>46452992
I dunno, have a bunny jinko

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>>46453022
She doesn't look like a Gamer to me...

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>>46452992
Anubis. That is, of course, until her hubby Anon says "map painters are boring, go play a real game" and whips out his huge Europa Universalis Price of Power board game box onto the table

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Alright anons, I need some good names for bogies. Help me out here, I'm bad at naming characters.

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>>46453144
The amazing escrapist

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>>46453175
Ehh, I appreciate it, but the bogie I'm gonna have isn't going to be aggressive like that. It's gonna be something more wholesome and joyful.

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>>46453273
Berry :)

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>>46453275
I know that's probably a joke, but that might actually work. I'll have to ruminate on it.

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>>46453144
Pagliaccia

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453144
Centclever

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453144
Peniswise the dancing clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453144
John Wayne Gacy, because "I wanted to be named after the most famous American clown!"

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a monster girl that used to be a mass murdering machine back in the day but is now reformed and has to deal with the trauma of her actions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453775
nah she can fuck off and die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453775
Isn’t that literally the plot of Captain’s Enemy Mine story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453775
How many guys she ate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453775
Men don't get that privilige

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453057
Don't underestimate Jinko's gaming skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46452232
I'm going to kiss her through her face mask, that should keep her mouth busy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453775
I am not a human of the order, nor do I really care all that much for humanity, if she ain't trying to harm me, I don't give a fuck if she rekt a few thousands or even a million of their humans. As long as she loves me I don't mind comforting her if she has hang ups about her past genocidal ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450380
It's Holy Week. What would you do in the MGE's Holy Week? Which would be an Order Holiday. And what is the demon realm's equivalent for their holy week??

Any of you gonna attend Order Mass and pray to the Chief God and Order Saints?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453775
I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454263
>I am looking for a new apartment, I was thinking a menacing tower or a skull-shaped mountain. We could share rent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454298
skull-shaped mountain is pretty nice this time of year

[Anonymous No.]

mgs for Eurobeat
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454379
soldier beetle when she's drifting corners

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453775
Do you know how shit humanity was back then, hell still is? I'm sure she had a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454322
That is an ostentatious boat

[Anonymous No.]

big hag sloshers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46451526
That's a Alp

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454457
sparkly

[Anonymous No.]

Fox heroine

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight in Monster Girl WW2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454496
that artist isn't very nice to his girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454457
Is..that..a bulge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453144
Are you writing a story? If yes - are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454379
Gremlin delivering tofu to fund her next hairbrained scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you interested in evil girls when they're thousand more good girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454418
Nothing like a refined, polite Ochimusha trying to maintain her composure after being 'gifted' huge, heaving milksacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454611
Good girls help you defeat the evil girl and add her to the harem for rehabilitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454611
evil big sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454611
>Why are you interested in evil girls when they're thousand more good girls?
I like good girls, that's why I love bogies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454496

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454611
But I like good girls more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454237
The Order aren’t monotheistic or Christian past the vaguest of aesthetic analogues. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>house has been in the crosshairs of a couple of dark musketeers for a week now
What the fuck do they want? I paid my taxes and broke no laws. Are they just going rogue or some shit? I'm starting to run a little thin on food, and I still have to replace the window they shot out before the rains come back. At this point, should I just surrender or keep trying to hold out to the bitter end?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am a machine
That turns elf ears
Into kissed and nibbled elf ears

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455098
Big Liz please, I have to work.
These spreadsheets won't stare at themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455107
Don't respond to gacha spam

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Salamander diplomat
>Well spoken and dressed for the court
>Carries a simple blade at her hip but doesn't seem to be a hothead like the rest of her kind.
>At least not until its an annoying day of haggling and discussion, at which point she can be found in a private sparring room, shouting and practicing to sweat out her annoyance.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come her and give your auntie a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

we've discussed how to deal with momsters, one-sans, childhood friends, classmatess, aunsters, and even haku-sensei.
but how do we fight off the monster imouto? preferably without making her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455163
That's a good girl. Would reward with massages and rough-day-at-work sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454500
You just know that the SS would be all lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Headcrab zombies but it is just men with mindflayers latched onto them shambling around and screaming: "I am cumming!",.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455211
They still make upstanding policemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455163
Is it a diplomatic incident if she occasionally ends up beating a soldier naive enough to spar with her half to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455187
Ha ha ha, bless your soul
You really think you're in control

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455211
>Mind Flayer
>Find Mlayer
heheh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46454538
puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

Your wife tries to bake a cake for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455189
I'm sure as her personal valet/assistant she would appreciate it after having to argue how joint military exercises should be encouraged between the two nations.
Partially as it will allow both nations not only to increase their martial abilities but also to allow salamanders to potentially find mates in constructive ways.

>>46455252
Depends on if he's been harassing her all day or not.

[Anonymous No.]

IF YOU ARE A BUDDING SCHOLAR OR MAGE LOOKING FOR WORK, READ THIS.
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY APPRENCTIESHIPS FROM HAGVILLE.
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY APPRENTICESHIPS FROM WOMEN WITH LARGE HATS.
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY APPRENTICESHIPS FROM WOMEN WITH ZIPANGESE LAST NAMES.
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY APPRENTICESHIPS FROM JOB DESCRIPTIONS ASKING FOR ASSISTANCE REPLENISHING THEIR MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455211
YABBA MY ICING

[Anonymous No.]

I mean she's basically a Linkin park song if it were a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
sorry Anon, but you already signed miss Inaris contract. you can of course quit whenever you want. should will give you more time to pay back the tuition fee with those mana replenishments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
Too late.
The paternity benefits she offered were unmatched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/h/7913817

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
Thanks for the heads up, Anon! I just signed up with a pretty standard human lady. Only weird thing about her is a bunch of magical flames flickering around her and a fixation on foxes, but I can live with those little quirks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
>H LARGE HATS.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455551
... what was her last name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
What if its a woman with a large hat but greying hair and crowfeet eyes in hagville with a zipangese surname?
Is she safe to be around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455569
Ah! No! My liver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
Thank you anon, I avoided trouble and now can look forward to working under this kindly mage

[Anonymous No.]

CC are superior to dirty hag, especially for fox

[Anonymous No.]

Squiddly-diddly-doo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455603
cc hag fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455605

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455615
Diddly-squiddly I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455605
hey squiddle-diddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455581
Fox booba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455569
...uhhhhh... she said it's gonna be the same as mine, and MY last name isn't something you'd see in Zipangu... w-was that not the right move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455603
CC are just diy hags.

[Anonymous No.]

there is misinformation being spread.
if hagville does not get their yearly intake of young, naive bo-men, then it will severely upset the ha- impact the economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455641
>Town tries to sex slave every young man they can find
>birth rate still zero
Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455614
Can't be both at the same time
>>46455639
True but I will marry before

[Anonymous No.]

sweaty smelly stinky hags using their apprentice's face as a rag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455639
Could anyone say no to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455657
I will marry her before she becomes a hag*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455687
i could. i dont know how to give massages and she might get angry at me if i make a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455691
She won't and it's easy, just rub your hand firmly on her back and focus the tail base

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
hughman isnt a zipanese name right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455679
hags don't wash

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455691
She's asking this of an untrained person, presumably her husband. It's less of a request for a good massage and more of a request for you to knead the sore spots and give her some personal attention; no one would be upset if you kinda suck. I bet she'd be thrilled if you put in the effort to git gud though.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46455719
The thread love of hags raises so many questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455748
It's a forced meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455757
What isn't, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455757
you're a forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455768
Everything's coming up Milhouse!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455211
This is how Half Life should have been

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
But the rent in Hagville is so low, it's almost free

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455836
A thug ass nigga with bad table manners

[Anonymous No.]

I think elves should wear more modest clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone ever edited out those fucked up teeth of the Jabberwocky before? She'd be a top-tier girl if only they were either sharp teeth or just gone/

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to demons.
Kiss demons.
Love demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456009
Present the demons and I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456009
>Kiss demons.
I want to kiss the tip of demon's tail

[Anonymous No.]

Kept my mouse wife warm under heavy blankets, I did
She smiles upon me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456009
Instructions unclear, kissed wock's side mouths and took her on a date to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456015
Look at this filthy little spade slut. They're going to love you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455970
What's wrong with the teeth? I like the teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455970
Why she is so slim

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456062
But I'm sure it's nothing too major, it's not like mofu where you get addicted almost immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456088
i just find them creepy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456128
>not as addictive
Enjoy your new life as a kiss-slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456114
DDR

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456176
>DDR
>But its an Arachne playing
>Everyone is annoyed how she can just tap every button on the pad as she wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

HAGS GATHERED INTO THEIR MASSES
BOYLESS BITCHES WITH FAT ASSES

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456172
Another foolish anon falls for the classic blunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>46453885
I dunno, a few hundreds humans and probably some monsters too, and even more animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
This is true. However, accepting a tutoring or teaching position for a young girl with a a large hat is perfectly safe. Assuming you can resist

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nibble on some elf ears...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456172
Wait, since kunoichis also have spade-tipped tails, does that mean that you can defeat one by kissing it? Or would their pointy ears be the weak spot? How much of kunoichi do you have ti kiss in order to

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456332
why, the spade is her only weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456332
You think you can defeat either? They're going to retaliate each time with a kiss of their own, and the only way it's going to end is with you thoroughly mindbroken, bred, and cuddled.
Never fight demon-types on their own terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456355
>no bush
>not actively leaking
Weak hag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456372
Teary eyes like this are my weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
go to swamp
kiss frogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456355
That's a huge spade though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456382
>go to swamp
>kiss frog
>throat violated
Ouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456382
What dirty hexes can that tongue chant ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46455390
Ha, how could anyone fall for such an obvious trap? I made a pact with a demon who promised me "power" and "training". I'm sure she thought to outsmart me, but the creature gave me everything I wanted!

She seemed really enthusiastic about the training part actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456382
>No fluff
>Slimy
>Most likely a former whore from my country
No thanks, can't compete with kots

[Anonymous No.]

Fat kots

[Anonymous No.]

How to make mg go
"Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah"
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456547
Make her count toothpicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456547
Make a vampire laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Poke the coon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456607
That's a titty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456607
Why should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456332
>How much of kunoichi do you have ti kiss in order to
Uh oh, looks like someone snuck up on poor anon. Damn ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456618
I really like this horn style.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456607
Big-breasted mamono (a.k.a, almost all of them) have a ×4.0 stagger modifier on their chest area, as evidenced by this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456731
Warning, does not work against hags as they have a frame 1 counter just for this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bully vampires by taking them out for a long night out on the town, and not allowing them to return home as the sunrise approaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456776
I like when monsters do this and then you need to guess in which hole your dick is buried to the hilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456762
Frame 1? Deploying their sweaters is that fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456358
Surely kunoichis aren't that good at kissing. They are just big nerds with face masks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456788
And you might only think you're fucking them. Then they mock you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456776
My mind flips back and forth on whether I find her or Alma hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a trope I hate more than "weak pathetic monster somehow rapes a big stronger human"
That would not realistically happen. It does NOT happen. Someone like me would never get raped by a Monster smaller and weaker than myself, like a Jubjub or something.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a trope I love more than 'weak pathetic monster somehow rapes a big stronger human'
That would realistically happen. It DOES happen. Someone as strong as a level 1000 hero like me would get raped by a weak, tiny, level 1 monster like a fairy or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456926
RAPED BY A PIXIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456926
>>46456939
Now kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456926
>jubjub
>smaller and weaker
Jubjubs have human intelligence, can fly and have talons the length of human hands, you're lucky that all they want to do is rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a trope I hate more than 'weak pathetic human somehow marries a big stronger monster'
That would not realistically happen. It does NOT happen. Someone like me would never loved by a Monster bigger and stronger than myself, like a Inari or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456943
Jesus, look how flat she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456957
Man, imagine being intimidated by a Jubjub of all things. She threatens you with her razor sharp talons into submission and tells you to be a "good boy" for her.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a trope I hate more than "weak pathetic human somehow rapes a big stronger monster"
That would not realistically happen. It does NOT happen. A Dragon like me would never get raped by a human smaller and weaker than myself, I would burn them to ash and crush them with my claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456789
Its anime iaijutsu tier
Just a twitch of the hand holding the bottom, and you're in there.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a trope I hate more than 'weak pathetic human somehow rapes a weak pathetic monster'
That would not realistically happen. It does NOT happen. A weak, shy antisocial shut-in like me would never rape a monster even weaker, more shy and antisocial than me, like a NEET succ.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a trope I hate more than 'weak pathetic human somehow gets raped by Druella'
That would not realisitcally happen. It does NOT happen. A giga dork like Druella would never even ask someone out on a date, let alone rape someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456969
She won't look very flat when she shrinks you down to the size of an ant.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a trope I hate more than "shog being better than kiki". It is NOT TRUE. IT DOES NOT HAPPEN. SHE VILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN KIKI. VE ARE THE UBERMAID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456820
Guess you'll just have to find out the hard way. I hope you don't challenge a lim either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457029
I unironically will take my medication and become a productive member of society, all for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457029
I just don't want shog-tier coddling. A maid to prop me up when I need it and provide warm meals and morning blowjobs when I don't is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457061
>I just don't want shog-tier coddling.
What about shog tier coding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457067
Stay the FUCK away from my automaton, purple freaks!

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a troupe I hate more than 'the big bouncy bogie's flying circus'
A flying clown could not realistically happen. It does NOT happen. A circus-goer like me would never miss an invisible wire that makes the bogies look like they're flying, like a jub jub or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>46451842
I will make a wight ethnostate comprised of my wight daughters with #FFFFFF white skin.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457076
Man, the things I'd do with a bogie. If I mentioned them here, I'd probably get shamed out of this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457120
engaging in daring and romantic adventures with bravado and flamboyance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450579
An understanding of mutual respect and comradery

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457208
This. The bonnet tippers get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456943
I blame Shin Megami Tensei entirely for my infatuation with Pixies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457042
>dumb wagie dog wants to make you the same slave that she is
>based shoggy wants to widen your horizons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450579
Wings and the desire to terrorize kingdoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457243
Miss Haku needs to fix your reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457029
Moim zdaniem Shogi są fajne.
>>46457216
Tesla coils, bulldozers, guns, that Shog really knows how to get her Mastah's interest.

[Anonymous No.]

Kurt kadınlarla seks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I have the need to stick my tongue in a demon's butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel maybey you should chime in on this
>>>/h/>>7914395

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457300
In the cat kingdom racism is based on how catlike you look.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel maybey you should chime in on this
>>>/h/7914395

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457213
I consider them an upgrade to fairies regardless—size magic means there’s something for both maledom and femdomfags, and they’re innately less clueless about sex, which I’d otherwise feel bad about with loli types

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457315
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457315
Why in the fuck would anyone here care what some plebs in an unrelated thread think? Fuck off, NYPA, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457315
Gonna use my next Q&A question to find out my opinion on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457333
Fairies are automatically a femdom thing unless you are into fucking an onahole girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457315
Interspecies Romance, exociticism, Interspecies Reproduction, Just to name a few, it's not just a visual thing but there are many reasons that monsters are attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457361
It is a fun concept to imagine a girl that will pin you down and use you like some parasite in order to reproduce her own species. And monster girls are another evolution of the magical girlfriend trope too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457315
>board full of cuckshit and ntr
Nah, I refuse to post there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457371
I wouldn't call it quite parasitic, more symbiotic since we are not harmed, and they demon lord is actively looking for a way to produce sons. Plus they are not hard on the eyes like a more monsterous organism that reproduces with humans like say the xenomorph or other abominations. I understand that level of the fetish but I find it at that level of extreme to be disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>46457315
I automatically ignore any links to other boards out of principle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457393
I'm not talking about MGE.
> not hard on the eyes like a more monsterous organism that reproduces with humans like say the xenomorph or other abominations
Well... they often are.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My hand in marriage goes to the first mamono that can help me understand the Demon Lord's tax policy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457410
Tanuki-wife says just lawyer up and never pay, no need to understand. Taxes are for the boyim, not the married elites

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457402
If it's not MGE I am not interested because outside of MGE it's usually abominations and grotesque monsters, and parastitic organisms reproducing with human females, I find it disgusting and /d/ tier nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46451122
She's a pretty nice succubus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>summon demon to teach me magic
>so far all she’s taught me is mating press and impregnation
When will I learn cool stuff like fireball or ice spear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457467
The fuck is this cringe shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457503
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457474
I'm going to summon a demon for a glass of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457474
I think the sex is supposed to be a metaphor for magic or something

[Anonymous No.]

Going to mofu mart to get your mofu tofu to go home and play mofu fighter six on your mofu vision then going to bed with your fox wife and sleeping on her mofu until you wake up and have to go to work to get more mofubucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Evil Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457538
>Miss demon blushes.
>"OK"
>Proceeds to do non-stop babymaking sex with you until she gives birth to your daughter.
>She then squeezes out 1 glass of milk for you.
>"Fresh-squeezed, just how you like it!"
They always win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457545
All unicorns are evil. Trying to tie a man down. But a man should be free to spread his wild seed as far as he can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457551
Shut up Bicorn, you're a homewrecker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457561
Bicorn is a very generous lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457566
>shares her husband
>"love"
Yeah right. They whore out a man like a pimp. Bicorns are scum. Unicorns are much better, I'd rather share my existence with a significant other as two souls eternally spinning in a romantic helix throughout all lives. Bicucks and harems are garbage, all the girls are always impatient waiting for their turn. You don't have that problem with Unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457574
A bicorn is impossible to achieve without a man corrupting her as a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457584
Infidelity anon will get what is coming to him when she suggests swinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457584
I only corrupted her because I wanted to use my wife's head to slingshot water balloons at pyrows! That takes 2 horns!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that evil is weak to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457574
>Bicucks
They're not cuckqueans. I know this a hard concept to grasp, but it's not how they work in setting.

[Anonymous No.]

kiss the monster meido

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457467
I like seeing this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457561
No, she makes homes. Very, very large homes if she has any say (she does).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457546
>do this every time I want milk
>all the baby weight turns her slender figure into an out-of-shape doughy body with engorged breasts making her look more like a holst than a demon
>she also has to deal with a hundred hyperactive daughters who inherited my autism
Who's the winner now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457598
Stop liking evil women

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457622
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Turning evil women into cows who spend their every waking moment doting on their daughters, much to their chagrin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457598
I want to snuggle with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457474
Purple thighs are my demise

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457622
The only way to prevent them from doing evil is by ensuring they are pregnant. Of course that just delays the invasion until your daughters are grown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457598
and I'm weak to evil milk

[Anonymous No.]

BIG FAT DRAGON TAILS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457599
They are. They enjoy making harems and watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457646
>Harems are now cuckoldry
Are you fucking daft? Polygyny isn't cuckoldry and the only time there's a contentious relationship per KC responding to a question is when there's a Shirohebi and a Bicorn in the same harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457656
>Shirohebi and a Bicorn in the same harem.
You would think the man would draw the line at something but nope.
>Polygyny isn't cuckoldry
Imagine building a harem of men because your wife deserved it. Same thing, I think. If you can understand that comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>46457673

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>>46457665
>The man would draw the line at something
The Bicorn takes both the prospective mamono and her husband's consent into account. Most harems barely go beyond 2 - 4 partners due to how rare mamono are in the first place.

>Imagine building a harem of men
Pick a fucking lane or stay consistent, my guy. Polygyny is strictly one man and multiple wives. Unlike real world practices where a harem can have multiple wives, and even concubines ( who are not spouses of the man ), KC has gone out of his way to spell out in bright neon fucking lettering that they are all married to the same man, so it's not infidelity or netorare in the slightest.

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>>46457675
This would never have happened on a caturday

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I exist to worship chocolate goddesses.

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>>46450380
My sick fetish is woman generally of my age range

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>"A-Attention, human soldier! S-Surrender and you will be shown amn-amnesty as a prisoner of war..... p-pretty please."

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>>46457715
That's exactly why I like hags

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>>46457716
I'm a sailor, a salty seaman if you will. I yield to no mistress but the sea, show some respect.

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>>46457715
That's exactly why I like lolis

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>>46457760
(because the maximum mamonon age is thousands of years)

4chan sent my post before it was ready and cut off the joke

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>>46457684
Polyngyny and polyandry are the same thing intimacy wise. Everyone knows that.

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>>46457770
We're not talking about polyandry in a setting about monster girls you rampaging faggot.

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>>46457775
But we are because harems are a deviation from how marriage should be and are therefore bad. Hence the cuckhorse is something to be laughed at.

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>>46457783
Yet KC decided to put it into his setting similar to the blowjob banana, tentacle forests, bestiality potions, doppelganger potions, and a myriad of other things you echo chamber cock snorkelers despise. Curious.

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which mg is your favo mg daughter wife ??

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>>46457792
Please type coherently. I can't understand this.

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>>46457689
Of course not, nobody works on Caturday

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>>46457710
I want to be enslaved by pharaoh and forced to give her tongue baths.

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>>46457794
he's the guy scared of 'puritans'. he likes to rave every so often

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>>46457792
blowjob banana?

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>>46457807
Yes, the penis.

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>>46457826
>when mamobanana turns your penis into a dick looking an awful lot like your monster wifes favorite dildo.

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>>46457830
>dong starts lookin a lot like a cob of corn
>should probably see a doctor about that
>gotta stop bangin those fat bottomed troll girls
>country girls make do

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You think with how the Orthrus is a girl KC's wanting to do, Cerberus is likely on the menu as well? Either way I too am eager for thirsting over such an amped-up heckwan for years to cum.

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>>46457807
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Licking_Fruit

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>>46457900
>They only have one mouth, and they're busy licking and sucking their beloved man's cock, which is so delicious the fruit pales in comparison, so they just lose interest in licking the fruit.
You'd get tired of reading this stuff over and over.

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>>46457896
>ywn get to drink ectoplasm straight from the tap

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>>46457893
Cerberus played straight would be a logistical nightmare if you add in the possibility of a snake tail. Orthrus is much easier to handle since it's only two heads on one body. Or two to three separate girls if you take the Helltaker approach.

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>>46457957
Ghosts can't age therefore all ghosts are loli ghosts even if they deny it.

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>>46457960
as an example the two headed wurm became two separate bartenders.
i suppose it doesn't have to be like that but it might suggest his preferences

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The human women begins the fight to protect her mate from the wiles of catgirls.

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Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that fucks offensive

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>>46458030
i'm doing my part

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Pinus.

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>>46457584
>be Anon
>somewhere across the Portal is my Fated Bicorn waifu
>and all the other mamonos we are going to harem together
>Best bit? At the moment she's still an outwardly innocent Unicorn

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>>46458030
What idea did that bug have?

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>>46458036
Demon Lord approved skirt length

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>>46458030
I've heard rumors of some sort of smart bug, that can suck the nut right out of your balls.

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>>46458030
Too bad

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>>46458062
I need an adult.

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>>46457792
The modern-era ultra-purity weebs tend to deliberately forget all the early worldbuilding KC used to do in the books.

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>>46458062
I want her to jerk me off with that tongue.

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>>46458093
Like all the grimdark D&D stuff.

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>>46458094
how now

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>>46458062
She better not ragdoll me over a hill after she pops up.

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>>46458101
You know she will and her sisters will be in your blind spot

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>>46458105
Humans don't have blind spots.

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>>46458105
>Stalker knocks me off a hill so I end up rolling down it.
>End up in front of Crusher-chan
>"SWEET LIBERTY MY HIPS"

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First day on the job.

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>>46458110
Chargers are kinda retarded though

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>>46458126
>not even a single taur
This is just another level of vanilla

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>>46458126
that's their charm point

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>>46458093
The Tentacle Forest rapes mamonos.
Its canon.
So either the mamonos are unmarried when raped, so afterwards they are 'used-goods' who no purity-weeb is going to waifu.

Or worse, if they're raping married waifus which means their Anon gets cucked by a mere-plant.

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>>46458121
Elf loli senpais are probably the only good way to do elves.
Except cyber elves. The world could use cyber elves.

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>>46458126
I want the bile spewer to crush me with her ass

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>>46458133
For Fairies, it specifically states the tentacle rapes uncorrupted Fairies, rapes them until they monsterize, and then the mamono-fairy seeks out a Human male.
So that Anon is getting a secondhand Fairy.

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>>46458153
Sure, but she can still be my cute little fairy wife. We just don't talk about it. Out of sight, out of mind.

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>>46458126
Thats what makes them cute.
Sad to see she's not more soldier beetle style.

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if i open up a business like an inn, do you think it would be feasible to get free labor by luring monsters with the premise that it will be a easy way for them to find a husband?

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>>46458126
Bug posting is treason

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>>46458184
MOLON LABE

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>>46458176
They can do better than getting harassed by drunk old men.

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>>46458126
Molesting Hunter's flat chest

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>>46458176
if you got a snazzy uniform it works pretty well. like that cafe in lescatie

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>>46458138

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>>46458184
Listen, its fine.
There's a nice little creek he can patrol to gather his thoughts.

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>>46458202
Nice

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If it weren't for the fact that I can still see the sun, I would've assumed from her bulging waist that miss apophis already ate it

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>>46457896
>More best ghost

Awesome

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>>46458242
Save the pharaoh!

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>>46458246
Look at this mentally stable spook.

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>>46458246
>More breast ghost

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>>46458242
Seething god-voiced hands wrote this post

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>>46458093
This is meant for husbands to drink and use on their wife. What's the issue?

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>>46458320
I want to turn into a werewolf and fuck my cait sith wife doggy style.
Imagine the look of shame on her face.

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I wanted to cure my hangover so I asked for the hair of the dog from the hellhound bartender and now I'm laying on her bed with her fluffy snatch over my face.

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>>46458351
Good as long as it works.

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>>46458320
>>46458340
I want to take a beast potion and play fetch with a hellhound.

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>>46458351
smelly sweaty horny hellhound pussy can cure anything

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the abyss welcomes you

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>>46458447
im gonna steal her hat

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Undead hours.

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Why is everyone saying to buy corn? Miss danuki said the market was going to crash

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Death to all kikimoras's virginities!

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>>46458680
Don't trust her, she's manipulating the market.

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>>46458685
i will save them all

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that otohime CAN be cute and lovely
She IS a dragon.
And in an underwater adventure she's your greatest ally.
She even knows where the one piece is.

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>>46458742
>She even knows where the one piece is
But she keeps bringing me to her bedroom and saying the real treasure is the love we made on the way
I'm beginning to think she doesn't know where one piece is. I don't think she knows what one piece is at all!

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>>46450380
https://youtu.be/Qgdnb1JboJ4?si=tlzsv-QrHpyP_9EF

Please tell me the idol culture and entertainment industry in MGE's Zipangu is not as batshit insane, toxic and weird as IRL Japan's idol culture and entertainment industry.

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>>46458748
Of course she knows what one piece is.
She has one in her dresser that she can wear for you.

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>>46458752
>Jew attempts to shapeshift into a homogenous culture
>Shocked Pikachu face when they get upset about it

A TALE AS OLD AS TIME

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>>46458721
Glad to know. I was about to sell all my corn futures

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>>46458368
Unironically sounds fun. Actually, most things sound fun (or at least bearable) when I'm with my cute wife who loves me.
>>46458351
Damn now I'm hungry all of a sudden
>>46458093
>He doesn't wanna punish his tsundere Power Fetish Dragon/Lilim/Hellhound/Manticore wife by tangling her up and stuffing her like a Christmas turkey until she can't cum anymore
Gae

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>>46458036
I hate journos IRL so I don't know how I'd feel about a rata gf. I might have to bully her.

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It's impolite to stare at a girl's horns

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>>46458824
>just staring
I'm rubbing horns and damn the consequences

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>>46458824
cover them up then

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>>46458778
Miss Lim. Pls no politics in the dinning table. This isn't the Royal Makai.

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Time for wageslaving, I can't stay in my bed

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>>46458908
Floofsnake>job.

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>>46459017
Indeed and yet here I'm at my desk, ready to work. Portal are required, we need them as soon as possible

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>>46459162
Stingers missile turn flying cunt into wurm

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>>46459162
I support dragon thigh supremacy.

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>>46457896
ghost socialization is very important to maintaining ghost health. ghosts are social creatures!

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>>46459162
Where Wyverns dare

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>>46450380
>archive 404'd
Monster girl lovers are oppressed

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>>46459381
I wonder if it's IRA bombing or just wikifag moving it

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>pick up lizard girl
>place her in a big box so she can't go away
>now she is my wife
It's that easy

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>>46459430
Where'd you get a box that big?

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>>46459523
Just pick smol lizard girl

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So theoretically I could fashion a huge box out of smaller boxes and put a hag in there?
What size container do they need?

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>>46459600
Big enough to fit red wine dispenser and stack of otome literature inside

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>>46459600
You also have to PICK UP this hag. What're you gonna do about that problem?

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Which monster would you like to see as a loli? A cute loli Bogey would be nice.

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Whats that? Didn’t deal enough elemental damage to power down my ultimate attack? Have a fun cart ride back to camp

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>>46459381
Why do they hate loving monster girls?

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>>46460024
Rent a forklift.

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Classy lamias

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Why are we getting so much vorefaggotry lately?

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>>46460269
Just the cycle of bait.

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Vore is hot
My mamono wife will be doing the voring

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>>46460297
What species is your monsterfu?

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>>46460305
Given how Dune is the new hotness with the sandwormussy popcorn bucket, probably the monster girl version.

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>>46460305
Bullfrog mamono
you wouldn't like to be around her when she's hungry!

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>>46460645
>Mick comics

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>>46460666
Prayer bell?

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>>46460667
The jokes write themselves.

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>>46460703
The west has fallen...

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>>46460714
Time to bath in nuclear fire, let's reset the clock

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Carry on my wayward wan!
There'll be burg when you are done

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>>46460750
Lay your sleepy head to rest
Don't you cry no more

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Exotic kot with salty skin

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>>46460494
Got any draws or pics of her?
Did you want a vore drawing of her?

I could probably do that for you if I find the time. Just send me some references, obviously she'd be the pred role. Who would you want as prey? And same-size or giantess?

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>>46460996
I need an adult

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>>46460041
>Which monster would you like to see as a loli?
Deonora herself, Dullahan and Bogie come to mind. Very likely Balrog when KC releases his version.

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>>46460041
Jinko and Kiki.
I bet Jinko had a thugdere rebellious face.

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would you a hoss in the butt?

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We need tropical Mamonos, do you have any ideas?

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>>46461278
Durian alraune

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>>46461278
Sand

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>>46461306
this is just a green horc

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>>46461278
Tanned Holstaur wearing a grass skirt and coconut bra.

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>>46460996
I want to fuck some sea lettuce

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>>46461278
River Trolls

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you were made for standing cunnilingus. you belong under a powerful monster twice you height. do you understand?

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>>46461510
Cunnilingus are disgusting, I will use an uppercut instead

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>>46461510
o-okay...

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>>46461510
Give her black or brown hair and bush and we have a deal

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>>46461510
which monster is best for it, though?

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>>46461621
like you need to ask

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I don't give a rat's ass.

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[Anonymous No.]

worship monster ass
lick monster ass
huff monster ass
smell monster ass
serve monster ass

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>>46461654
>i recieve: standing oral
>you receive: unconditional love and affection (good boy!)

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>>46461694
Those tails are so small, why?

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>>46461759
Ran: Compact Form

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>>46461759
she dont to take up the entire sidewalk, so she just shapeshifted them to be smaller.
all foxes can do this btw, so keep it in mind when one of these vermin is blocking your way with their mass of heroin needles.

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>>46461806
No different than having a cheshire wife, of course Cheshy intentionally knocks stuff off shelves/counters and yells cat mode, fox tails do it unentionally.

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>>46461823
Chesh get punished (anal?) if they break stuff

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>>46461759
So that she's not accosted by random fluff addicts on the street.

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>>46461841
Cheshy punishments are rewards, she breaks a plate, surprise anal, she picks up all of her silly kot toys, surprise anal, I suspect she breaks stuff on purpose to get butt secks.

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>>46461866
If it doesn't work and she keeps breaking stuff, she will get nothing and sleep in the garden. Pushing my minis was a step too far and she knew it, no excuses

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squeshy cheshy is outmatched against spray bottle

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>>46461843
You can't pet random fox, why?

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>>46461893
She's melting, what have you done anon?!!!

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>>46461903
Sorry chesh, but I always thought you were too fluid.
Were never the most solid of monsters.
You shouldn't of flown too close to the sun.
Looks like you're about to be liquidated.
No need to have a meltdown.

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>>46461843
She should get an uber instead

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Why do monsters (especially lims) ruin everything they touch? I'd never take one as my wife, I'd need to change way too much about my life to adapt to all the hassle they'd cause.

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>>46462016
that awkward moment when you get invited to a dragonian bbq and realize theres no grill.

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>>46462016
Man, imagine this with a hellhound. Now imagine her cooking it somewhere else inside of her.

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>Cooking meat on your salamander wife

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>>46462016
Can she cook her tail? I'm hungry for tail meat.

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>>46462011
Please report to your nearest Ministry of Love reeducation office for correction.

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>Lilims
>Ruining anything
Maybe you're the problem

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>>46461621
It's wasps.

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>>46462215
I can only ever see Esdeath in that Lilim.

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>>46462346
Same. The similiarity is uncanny.

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>>46462294
Nah, he's right, lilim are shit. I will only live in a country with a human leader

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>>46462369
Pretty sure that was intentional.

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>>46462373
You will submit to your mamono overlords and you will be happy.

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>>46462369
I mean she basically is Esdeath with horns. Just kind of boring design. The story is fine, but man I hate that fucking design like I hate Pennywise in the 2017 IT remake.

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>>46462380
Partly, you can see the sleeves on the obey pic deliberatedly being Esdeath's

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>>46462391
Nope, I will live in my human state and bring my mamono wife their, where she will have no rights and will enjoy it.

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>>46462401
Rare Deonora art

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ginzake's next work got an orca

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