/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to tell Reimu about my plans to marry my Youkai gf
i wonder how she'll react

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Just marry one of her moms. She'll pretend to be irritated but she'll accept it because if she's annoying you she isn't annoying Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421279
But then you're stuck with one of Reimu's moms, who'll inevitably become your mom and annoy you instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
But what if my plans are to marry Reimu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421868
You don't have to keep selling me on it. See, it's part of my master plan to make the Mu' take it easy~ so >>46422096 has a better chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46422096
she'd be incredibly happy, especially when you have your first kid and she can finally pass on the Hakurei techniques heritage

[Anonymous No.]

I will marry a human girl, had many kids and mantain the human bloodline as it should be!

[Anonymous No.]

I will marry the loyal, kind-hearted, strong haniwaifu and defy biology and Impregnate! her.

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>>46425588
Does she even have genitals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46425618
I have seen the schematics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421868
That's fine by me. I live alone and work remotely, so I've gotten used to not being around people. I shower like twice a week, my room is a mess, and I eat the bare minimum required for my workout (home gym). It'd be nice to have a woman like Kasen cook for me and help me get my shit together, and also give me a blowie once in a while.

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>>46421156
You let those youkai know that if the they change from their human shape then you'll never love them again. That's how this works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46425902
I don't think telling an entity with vast magical powers and likely superhuman physical prowress is gonna end up well.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my hardworking yamawaro wife there's nothing wrong with loving a youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>46426307
>dirt kappa wife
so you enjoy some fisting, huh?
If you're gonna marry a youkai, do the right choice and marry a wolf tengu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46426356
from what i could find online there's no mention of yamawaro doing the ripping of ass to get ass soul ball unlike the kappa which means I'm a-ok

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey Reimu, can oni marry people?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
I'm one step ahead of all of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
I am going to tell Reimu about how I opened up a dating group for single youkai women to find eligible human men! Surely she'll like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156
Nice headcanon, anyways I just got done glazing Yukari white and she's already getting impatient for round 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
You're a species traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

sakuya...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46427764
Akyuu maybe if you had bigger tits you could make a stronger argument for why humans should stick with humans

[Anonymous No.]

What a deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46430847
*terrified

[Anonymous No.]

>>46425618
FULLY
MODELED

[Anonymous No.]

>>46431216
I understood this reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46426356
I love Momiji!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
I am not going to tell anyone and have a private ceremony with no guests. She would however want any opportunity to get drunk though so we can have a celebration with guests after the fact and Reimu can come if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46431880
Same Anon, same

[Anonymous No.]

>>46431930
i love muscular onis so much!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Shes half human, Reimu will understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>46432658
mommyji

[Anonymous No.]

She's human, but just very old. Reimu would allow it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46435832
>She's human
Not according to CDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46435832
send her to the mines

[Anonymous No.]

>>46435832
that's a heavily traumatized teenager that has forgotten ove and only experienced pain for thousands of years and so doesn't know how to properly love someone back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436013
do you think raping her would snap her out of it or just make her worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436013
You can fix her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436025
it probably wouldn't be the first time, but adding more pain to her life doesn't seem like the ideal solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436042
I can't, she's too cool for me to fix...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436013
1000+ year old virgin needs to be plapped to feel my love (cum)

[Anonymous No.]

Jokes on you!
A Youkai would never love me anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436444
So true

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436444
>trips
it's touhouver...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46436444
Don't be sad anon, I am sure you will find a human woman to your liking! Or failing that, a haniwaifu is a perfectly valid option!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46425588
>>46441984
I didn't think much of Mayumi but you're convincing me that she's pretty cool Mr. Haniwa Enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156
Is this supposed to be a negative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156
What if it was someone like Tewi or Udonge? Nothing wrong with a cute rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46441939
I want to smooch this hag silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46443080
She is pretty cool to say the least! After all, she is loyal, strong, skilled, kind, beatiful, cute, helpful and funny (even though unintentionaly but it still counts!). Many people don't know this but she can also sing well too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
>i wonder how she'll react
Actually, you know what I'm curious about?
I'm curious how other youkai of the same race would react.

Marry Aya and/or Momiji? How would the Tengu react?
Marry Suika and/or Yuugi? How would the Oni react?
Marry Mayumi? How would Keiki and other Haniwa react?
Marry Flandre? How would the SDM react?
Marry Nitori? How would the Kappa react?
Hell, lets say you marry a lesser no-name Tengu or Oni, how would the rest react?

Have to imagine some of them would be disgusted or at the least, look down on them.

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>>46447440
The tengu would probably simply refuse to recognize the marriage. Either that or allow it if you keep things under the rug if the Tengu you married was powerful enough to bend the rules.
The oni would probably respect you for conquering one of them like that, but would often test you to see if you truly deserves it.
The SDM would be happy to have someone to keep her busy, specially Sakuya who will not need to clean her mess. Maybe Remillia will get mad someone choose the younger and less important sister before her.
The kappa would not care since they where humanity's ally in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447440
To expand on this:
Marry Yukari? How would Reimu, Chen and Ran act?
Marry Yachie, Saki or Yuuma, how would the others react? I imagine Yuuma wouldn't bother you, but Yachie would try and kidnap you to use you as leverage.
Marry Eirin? How would the Eientei crew, Yorihime and Toyohime react?
Marry Kaguya? How would the Eientei crew, Yorihime and Toyohime react?

>>46447558
>The SDM would be happy to have someone to keep her busy, specially Sakuya who will not need to clean her mess. Maybe Remillia will get mad someone choose the younger and less important sister before her.
Now how would they react if you married Remilia? Or Patchouli? Or Koakuma? Or Meiling? Or Sakuya?

>The oni would probably respect you for conquering one of them like that
>conquering
Absolutely based wording anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447623
>Marry Eirin? How would the Eientei crew, Yorihime and Toyohime react?
Kaguya would congratulate you on taming her handler, Reisen might might some disapproving remarks toward longears before getting corrected by your wife, Toyo and Yocchan would write a sternly worded letter regarding miscegenation but be jelly really since we all know they want that BEC.
Tewi would of course put drugs in the wedding cake and blame Reisen for it, leading to her inability to sit down for a month.

All I can say is don't get too attached to the concept of dying one day, but at the same time don't think too much of death in general. You're going to see a lot of it and possibly never experience it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447358
She really is a full package and then some. I like her double hair buns and the clothe things attached to them.
10/10, Keiki absolutely nailed it with this lovely clay statue girl. Would help her murder a bunch of smelly beast spirits with while securing the safety and care of human spirits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447664
Immortality's only bad because the people you love will die. Having an immortal wife counteracts that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447700
I don't know man, floating around in the void for all eternity after the sun dies seems pretty terrifying in the cosmic horror sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447623
Chen and Ran would be happy for her finally finding someone after a millennia. Reimu would be happy too, but deep down would be asking herself what this youkai has that she dont to be able to find a nice human husband like (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447738
Good thing you will be living in a pocket dimension where this will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447679
She truly is! I was smitten the second I saw her and was delighted to learn how wonderful she is beyond her cute looks! I too am very fond of her hairstyle. Her mother really is a great artist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447759
>find a nice human husband like (You).
Aww, thanks Anon. You're pretty swell as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never marry to a filthy youkai, i know they hate me, so i do the same to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447772
I’m totally convinced about Mayumi being high tier. Keep spreading the good word about the statue lass with the funny hair buns and her cool art mom goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447820
More for us I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447440
If I married Meling how would Sakuya react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46448660
Sakuya wouldn't care, she has only eyes for Ojou-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447623
>Remilia?
Well Sakuya would absolutely hate you, at first at least. She lived in this mansion with only girls for hundreds of years, dedicating herself for her daug- mistress for more than 24 hours every day, and now some literal and figurative outsider comes and caughts her mistress' heart like that? AND she has to wash his clothes and cook for him? At least when you prove that you can really make Remillia happy then she will start to like you. Eventually.

Hong would be the most friendly, but would never really talk with you since she works outside the entire day.

Koakuma is Patchy's familiar, she does not have a will unless Patchy wants it.
Patchy would be polite, not liking or disliking you really, and only speaks when spoken to. She would worry at first that you came for the riches, or gods forbid, for the library, but will forget these worries eventually.

If you married anyone else, Remillia would again ask herself why the hell did you choose to pursue the servants and not the beautiful and elegant mistress of the house? And if it was Sakuya she would be worried that you would take her attention away at her work time, maybe giving you a job too to keep you occupied. Hong would be impressed by your courage for wanting the silver maid.

If you married Hong, Sakuya would get annoyed for another distraction making her miss invaders when awake. And you two would spend time by training together.

If you married Patchy, there would be house-wide confusion about how did you manage to talk to her in the first place, let alone capture her heart. Be ready to learn magic and face a certain witch with her.

As a bonus, no matter who you married, Flan would be happy for another friend to play with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447623
>Marry Yachie, Saki or Yuuma
I can see them maybe doing a one night stand but I genuinely don't think the gang leaders would marry a human
The sad part is that if they become pregnant because of that night they would probably leave the baby with you since they wouldn't want the baby to be in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46447863
Enjoy your genetic fucked monster that you will call child

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449094
This is why we refer to the Human-Youkai pipeline as flushing your genes down the drain. Youkai have a fascinating way of solving genetic conflicts like that in they come out with really only the mother's genes. If you're lucky she might share your eye color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449094
Yes. Yes I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449143
>>46449157
>Actually supporting human extintion
Fucking race traitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449143
Given that Rinnosuke doesn't have any real distinguishing Tengu features and that's almost certainly his youkai parentage, this sounds more like an issue of your own genes being weak.
>>46449289
They fuck youkai because they believe it will make them safer in Gensokyo
I fuck youkai to colonize Gensokyo
We are not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449094
Have you ever noticed how autistic everyone in Gensokyo is? Have you ever considered how autism got introduced to the human population? That's right, some of our ancestors got yooked a long, long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449300
Sir, the one thing green haired kids mean is that I am most certainly not safe.
Please address your apology to 627 Dream Blvd, Illusiory world, Outer Makai praefecture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449289
Humans are the third most repulsive species to walk on this earth, supporting human extinction is obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449357
Not safe from child support maybe. If you think that flower youkai is going to let her children grow up in a broken household you'd best reconsider.
>>46449384
Welcome back to /jp/, Tsukuyomi-dono. Did you know Earth's wardens are having steaming hot sex right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449303
This is why we had to prevent sub-humans to be born, hybrids just bring ruin
>>46449384
Get of the computer Yukari, nobody will love a racist like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449094
my progeny will be strong and will have beautiful red hair

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>>46449639
I'm inclined to believe it's a moonie. Yukari can't be on the computer because her computer is on maternity leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449686
I would like to take a moment to express my explicit support in your quest anon.
We're not so different, you and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449300
>and that's almost certainly his youkai parentage
how do you come to that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449300
i fuck my Youkai wife because i love my Youkai wife
we are definitely not the same
>>46449746
I would like to express my support for you as well

[Anonymous No.]

I hate youkai and what they do to humans and want to destroy them to the last.
But at the same time I want to get bullied and teased by them, some more than others.
I hate it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449973
Oh? And which youkai would you like to bully you the most?

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>>46449973
I love youkai and what they do to humans. I would also love to be bullied and teased by youkai. If I got to Gensokyo I'd loudly tell the first youkai female I found that my human pride is too strong to be broken by youkai pussy and threaten to rape her.

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>>46449984
There’s no real shortage honestly. This Seija image alone bumped her up as one of them. Beyond this contrarian gremlin I like Yuuma and Yukari to name just a couple more on top.

>>46449996
Being a bratty human using reverse psychology will probably get you brutally corrected and disabused of your notions of supremacy.

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>>46449973
Embrace the hate, think in all the war crimes and murder that thoses beasts had done to humans. Don't believe in bullshit like having youkais as wifes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450246
I know they would more than likely never take on even an absolute stud muffin of a human for their husbando or whatever. Or at least for any appreciable length of time even with various mythological legends to say nothing of their intrinsically awful nature. But it’s all easier said than done since the bastards shapeshift into more agreeable forms instead of their repulsive and true nature.
Damn my conflicting feelings.

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>>46449759
Plenty of factors. The biggest ones being that he has a traditional tengu outfit, and that he was invited to Tengu drinking parties, as in, invited to a drinking party with the most exclusive youkai in Gensokyo, which means he likely is the child of a decently high-rankong tengu.

It's also fun to joke that Megumu is his mother, even though it's unlikely that it's her in specific.
>>46449883
I'm more than capable of loving the yooks I colonize, thank you very much.

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>>46450465
but loving them is secondary to colonizing them for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450465
Megumu is his father actually, she used her massive hog on a village boy and mpregnated him, which is an embarrassing enough story that Rinnosuke doesn't want to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450397
The fox youkai probably would, and they'd bully you so hard the whole time.

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>>46448798
I'm not even into petite girls in the slightest, I prefer tall and big tits. However, Remilia would just be so captivating, fun, and charismatic. You'd never be bored, she'd always have some fun idea or plan. And if you had any fun ideas, she'd probably be up for those as well. And not to mention just how much effort she'd put into even the smallest things, every interaction with her would be memorable. And with her natural charisma and way with words, she could easily charm you without even trying.

It'd be remiss to not mention the charisma breaks which are charming in and of themselves. But it's best not to mention those, Remilia wants to keep up her (self-percieved) reputation as a terrifying and elegant vampire. Though don't push that too much, remember she is still a vampire deep down, and she has great strength and power, despite what may seem sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450576
I don’t want to get bullied by Ran…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46449143
as >>46449300 has noted, the opposite is probably true. Rinnosuke is almost human looking aside from some rarities (very tall, very fit despite not even trying, too handsome for normal human standards, natural grey hair, yellow eyes...) and he's presumably half tengu, lacking anything that makes a tengu a tengu. now, Keine is the other half youkai in the series, who can only turn into a hakutaku at very specific times during a month

this may support the conclusion that half-youkai are pretty much very washed up versions of the youkai parent

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>>46450755
On the other hand, while they don't have many of the notable youkai traits, they also don't have basically any of the weaknesses of either side. Keine should be substantially more physically capable, and Rinnosuke isn't susceptible to diseases like normal humans. They're essentially just very boring superhumans aside from whatever Ability they develop (which, incidentally, seems to take after the human side of typically narrow versatility.)
>>46450485
I'd only bother to colonize yooks I like. There just happen to be quite a few of them.

[anonymous No.]

She'll probably be pretty happy considering you wont simp over her no more

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful anon, you might see her give you a "special threat" in front of your house for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450890
Good catch, they also probably don't need faith to exist as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450465
Lucky him for not inheriting the Corvax nose.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll marry the shirne maiden and had many kids to become warriors and stop the youkai menance, TOTAL YOUKAI DEATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46451034
Considering everything indicates they're anchored to the Physical Layer, and not the Mental Layer, yeah, it's safe to assume so. If the series wasn't aimed heavily at the Japanese Otaku Market, and if ZUN wanted to have the setting not remain stagnant, Byakuren would've gotten a husband and started churning out half-youkai kids in the name of coexistence years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46451109
I'm going to marry Yukari qbd found a clan of youkai exterminator exterminating half youkai! Total human death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46448798
*Hits pipe*
A maid raising a loli ojou-sama is the ultimate cuck

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a loli ojou-sama. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 495 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by a man from outside the barrier. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little lady - reading her stories at coffintime, making her go to danmaku practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect vampire loli ojou-sama? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a maid who has an ojou-sama, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 500 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46451294
Kek. Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
I'm going to tell Reimu about my plans about marrying Reimu
I wonder how Reimu will react

[Anonymous No.]

>>46456930
She will love (You) as a husband, she gets mad that every anon tries to marry a youkai, only to ended up death, the same ones she tries to protect. Be smart and marry a human and she will love you forever, unlike a youkai.
Make Reimu (or other human) happy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457277
Nicw try AQ, but I'm not falling for it. This time for sure I'll go on a magical date with my beautiful soulmate!
Maybe she won't even break too many of my bones this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457345
Agression is not romance, she doesn't love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458178

What do you mean breaking all of someone's bones isn't love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46457345
You want die like last men visit Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450662
Remilia would be a lot of fun to be around but I can imagine any physical intimacy with her which ruins any chance of marriage unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>46450662
Remilia would be a lot of fun to be around but I can't imagine any physical intimacy with her which ruins any chance of marriage unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458547
She probably doesn't know what sex is or why you're only supposed to have it with your wife, so you can marry Remilia while deep dicking Sakuya, Patchouli, and Koakuma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458547
Congratulations, you've unlocked BAD END (Rejecting the Descendant of Tepes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096
So does she have a problem with just Youkai or none Humans in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458673
I miss the yandere threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458673
Seems like a good ending considering the circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459521
too much of a good thing makes it go stale
threads died out because a redditor tried to turn it into a general

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463147
plus that one spin the wheel site turned it into a get thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463288
to play doubles advocate, that wheel was responsible for a good amount of writefagging, since it compelled people to shuffle something together for a 2hu they wouldn't have otherwise considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458636
>marry Remilia while deep dicking Sakuya, Patchouli, and Koakuma
Sakuya would kill you for even trying to cheat on Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156
i've been seeing a few variations of this series. one with aya and now one with momoyo.
is there any more to this series or is there a compilation somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46464409
Sakuya is incredibly daft too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156
Oomukade segs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46433960
Half ghost half dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458673
Anon was gay
GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458673
Man I want to trick a yook into loving me so I can reject her and destroy her spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46465995
Imagine the inescapable and firm hugs she could give a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421096

[Anonymous No.]

>>46465995
imagine all the things she could do with her arms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156
It's over.
https://exhentai.org/g/2874776/5a0ad1ae58/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458673
How do u seduce a youkai like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46465412
Have you seen the one with Okuu or the Satori one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156
she passes the harkness test, what's the problem supposed to be? what, am I supposed to refuse? get real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494433
The only test I care about for fictional creatures is the Is-My-Dick-Hard test. Morality be damned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46421156

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOUKAIS, SEX WITH YOUKAIS, CUDDLE WITH YOUKAIS, HANDHOLDING WITH YOUKAIS, MANY KIDS WITH YOUKAI.
LOVE ALWAYS WINS

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>>46496727
Huh, haven’t seen this one yet. Nice.
Poor lonely autistic gappy tho.