Touhou Project ERP Thread

[Anonymous No.]

On-topic otaku culture discussion edition

ITT we ERP (Erotic Roleplay) with each other as characters from the Japanese bullet hell shooter series "Touhou Project".

In order to set the mood let's describe what lewd stuff you would do if you were Kosuzu. You're in your bookstore arranging and sorting books and an anon comes and slaps your ass and gives you a flirtatious look. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188131
I call Reimu and inform her that I'm being sexually harassed by an incel. She then exterminates the Anon.

I then continue to read my copy of "Artemis Fowl - The Opal Deception"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188131
i pull out my kusari and ask if he's gonna buy anything

[Anonymous No.]

Sure could go for some anonymous gay sex with /jp/sies right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188131
i tell the anon to fuck off, sic kotohime on their ass, and probably do some magic bullshit to boot said anon out of the store

the shrine maiden probably wouldn't care since it isn't a youkai or one of the livestocks trying to escape their serfdom, but i'm reading shit and you're interrupting my day. kindly leave along with your pasta of a thread starter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188292
>the shrine maiden probably wouldn't care
Reimu dotes on Kosuzu a ton and is shown to be protective of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188212
sup nigga i got you bam over done btw i got hantavirus and worms nigga who you gonna call fauci LOL