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45791592 No.45791592 [Reply] [Original]

Yuyuko is a ghost so how would she react to you seeing if your hand will go through her and instead you get a handful of her ghostly boobs?

>> No.45791739
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45791739

>>45791592
Secondary.

>> No.45791776
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>>45791739
Anon, the average villager wouldn't know this. OP is asking about you (clueless) wanting to see whether your hand can go through and finding that, indeed, it can not.

>> No.45791789

>>45791776
I'm not a secondary, so I'd know it wouldn't.

>> No.45791815

>>45791776
>>45791739
If that's the definition, then I can imagine a lot of ghosts lurking around the human village.

>> No.45791869

>>45791739
you are illiterate

>> No.45791898

>>45791739
You're telling me I could be a ghost right now and not know it?

>> No.45791916
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45791916

Better to just go for it

>> No.45791961

>>45791869
And you're a secondary.

>> No.45791988

Ya'll nerds, "hand going through" means fingering Yuyuko's ghostly pussy

>> No.45792258

Would Yuyuko be cool with you grabbing her tits?
Or would she scream or attack?
Youmu would possibly freak out if you fondled Yuyuko.

>> No.45792425

>>45791898
Basically, you could just be like that until you find your corpse or something and realize you're dead.
Also some other things:
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Ghost
>On the other hand, they find it difficult to pass through objects
So they technically can. So probably a ghost trying to tunnel effect through a wall might succeed.
>Even if the ghosts don't have any ill will, if you're touched by one of the dead, before you know it you'll be beckoned by death.
I guess they are also pretty dangerous.

>> No.45792483

>>45792425
>Even if the ghosts don't have any ill will, if you're touched by one of the dead, before you know it you'll be beckoned by death.
But if you die doing things to Yuyuko, you can just keep it up as a ghost, right?

>> No.45792561

I want to be a soft ghost that is more pure than the Lunarians.

>> No.45792640
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>>45792561
You could bully lunarians as a ghost.
Also moon bunnies would want head pats from you.

>> No.45793344
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45793344

Yuyuko's ten desires:

1: To eat Mystia
2: To eat shark fin soup
3: To eat caviar
4: To eat sushi
5: To eat pizza
6: To eat meatbuns
7: To eat Kuroge Wagyuu beef
8: To eat Hakata Ramen
9: To eat pizza pie
10: To "eat" Youki

>> No.45793484

>>45791739
American level reading comprehension.

>> No.45793510

>>45793484
>>45791869
What the fuck are you two even talking about?

>> No.45793588

I'm more concerned what her adopted daughter would think

>> No.45793609

>>45793510
Not him but
>you seeing if your hand will go through her
This means that you grope Yuyuko expecting that your hand will go through her.
>instead you get a handful of her ghostly boobs
This means you get the canon result: Yuyuko is solid to the touch.
You bitching about secondaries just revealed you did not actually understand the post.

>> No.45793654

>>45793609
Anyone who's read the print works would know that ghosts (not phantoms) are solid as a rule. If you don't, you're a secondary. What's so difficult to understand? It's common knowledge in universe as well, so Yuyuko shouldn't expect you not to know. Unless, of course, she knew you were a fucking secondary.

>> No.45793698

>>45793344
Must...not...think obscene things about...Yuyuko...

>> No.45793716

>>45793654
You're seething and malding over a hypothetical situation and taking things literal. Take your meds

>> No.45793750
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>>45793654
Common knowledge by whose standards? You seem awfully eager to call everyone a secondary, like a newfag who read exactly one touhou doujin and feels the need to flex that "superiority" to everyone :)

>> No.45793765

>>45793750
>Common knowledge by whose standards?
Evidently not this board's.

>> No.45793770

>>45793765
You're avoiding the question and deflecting.

>> No.45793796

>>45793770
You're avoiding reading the print works. Which one of us is depriving himself of precious context?

>> No.45793805

>>45793654
Didn't Yuyuko pillage the Lunar residence by noclipping through walls in Silent Sinner in Blue? Along with Youmu, who isn't even fully a ghost

>> No.45793809

>>45793750
>PMiSS
>doujin
Back in my day we laughed """people""" like you off the board.

>> No.45793818

>>45793750
perfect memento isn't a doujin, you stupid dolt

>> No.45793827

>>45793796
You're avoiding that the print work isn't important to the question posed by the OP.

>> No.45793838

>>45793716
>>45793750
Don't you have a /v/hu thread to shit up? Go back there with this kind of language.

>> No.45793842
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>>45793750
The first one to bring up the Freddy Krueger effect is the one that suffers from it. It means almost the exact opposite of what you think.

>> No.45793844

>>45793838
Thanks for outing yourself as /v/ermin and dropping your main board unprompted.

>> No.45793854

>>45793654
You still don't understand. This has nothing to do with whether or not (You) are a secondary or not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_you
Rangeban ESLs already.

>> No.45793859

I don't get it. How is grabbing Yuyuko tits become a pissing contest on the knowledge of the written works?

>> No.45793912

>>45793854
My friend, you misunderstood a simple, one word post, called PMiSS a doujin, and are still trying to save face by calling the other guy an ESL? Just let it lie. And do read the print works while at it. They're actually canon and not doujinshi, like you suggested.

>> No.45793918

>>45793912
I didn't do any of that you schizo. I recognize you from /g/, you're the guy who thinks there are always only two IPs per thread.

>> No.45793919

>>45793654
The joke is that if someone were to see Yuyuko, a ghost, he'd assume she's intangible and try to touch her boobs, fully expecting to go through.
The punchline is that she's actually solid and he groped her on accident.
If anything, canon improves the joke as now it has the chance to have happened at some point.

>> No.45793930

>>45791869
>>45793484
>>45793609
>>45793716
>>45793750
>>45793770
>>45793854
You fucking idiots. Yuyuko would call YOU a secondary for expecting your hand to go through her - because you didn't read the motherfucking print works.

>> No.45793946

>>45793930
What an odd thing to call someone. I've never called someone who clearly hasn't read a textbook on the real world a secondary. I just go with uneducated, personally. It sounds like you're trying too hard to shoehorn this in.

>> No.45793952

>>45793918
And now the old "it was actually other posters, promise! I'm just inexplicably defending their position!" ploy. Goody.
>I recognize you from /g/
That would make you the schizo thinking everyone is the same person, as I haven't visited /g/ in a decade.

>> No.45793973

>>45793946
The joke is that you're on /jp/, playing pretend with your fellow greasy neckbeards.

>> No.45794008

>>45793930
How would Yuyuko know that word?
She isn't into /jp/ lingo nor has she ever said that word in any canon written works
Check mate

>> No.45794016

>>45793844
>>45793716
Just go back and take your newfangled meme words with you

>> No.45794019

>>45794016
I accept your concession.

>> No.45794034

>>45794019
And this one as well

>> No.45794038

>>45794034
Concession is new to you?
Have you tried staying in school?

>> No.45794050

You guys are stupid

>> No.45794061

>>45794038
You're using it wrong.

>> No.45794072

>>45794061
Following your posts you lumped it in with "newfangled meme words"
Explain how it's a "newfangled or a meme" word

>> No.45794199

OP asks how Yuyuko would react to you grabbing her boobs.
Anons have a autism fit and sperg out
lmao

>> No.45794348
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45794348

Rephrasing a bit the situation of the OP:
Yuyuko: lmao since I'm a ghost his hand will get through my *grope*
It's Yuyuko who forgot about ghost tits being gropeable.
>>45792483
She'll probably can manipulate your dead spirit, so probably.
>>45793859
Over the centuries many kingdoms and empires saw their rise and fall due to ghost tits.

>> No.45794367

>>45794348
And I fucked the spacing without noticing, dammed be Skitt's law. Anyways, it was a pleasure to laugh at the shitstorm

>> No.45794448
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45794448

>>45794199
What's so hard about having a fun Yuyu thread and groping her tits. /jp/ takes itself too seriously, why can't they just relax and take it easy?

>> No.45794553
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45794553

>>45794448
Settling down with Yuyu!

>> No.45795516

>>45794348
eternal breasts

>> No.45796684

>>45791592
Yuyuko's spiritual tits...

>> No.45796762

>>45794448
That's just what happens when you get basic canon wrong. Might as ask why Reimu doesn't set people on fire anymore.

>> No.45797005

>>45796762
How is groping Yuyuko's tits basic canon?

>> No.45797202
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>>45797005
You see anon, if someone starts and "um ackchuelly" argument about canon, you skip the legwork and 50 posts and take it to its obvious conclusion. It's canon because you'd never make it that far to confirm Schrodinger's ghost boobs. You would die via random yokai, turn into a vengeful spirit, and get exterminated; all without seeing a crumb of the Netherworld because Grimsokyo is 100% and irrefutably canon, remember that. Imagine thinking you'd ever get to grope a 2hu's bountiful breasts (or lack thereof) in the TRUE ZUN verified Gensokyo, you can't do that, have fun, or take it easy. Shrimple as that.

>> No.45797238 [DELETED] 

>>45797202
From OP's premise he knows his hand won't go through Yuyuko and is using the excuse of her being a ghost to fondle her tits then feign innocence by claiming he thought his hand would go through her.

It's a form of willful ignorance that allows one to act in a certain way. The idea is to give a rational excuse to act upon.
The excuse is something offered as justification for his actions which he knows is wrong but goes through with anyway then use plausible deniability for said actions or motives.

Throwing a temper tantrum isn't helping your argument of "canon works" since that wasn't the intention of the premise.
It was to fondle Yuyuko's breasts then see her reaction with an excuse ready if she questioned why one is doing what one is doing.

>> No.45797256

>>45797202
From OP's premise he knows his hand won't go through Yuyuko and is using the excuse of her being a ghost to fondle her tits then feign innocence by claiming he thought his hand would go through her.

It's a form of willful ignorance that allows one to act in a certain way. The idea is to give a rational excuse to act upon.
The excuse is something offered as justification for his actions which he knows is wrong but goes through with anyway then use plausible deniability for said actions or motives.

"canon works" weren't the intention of the premise.
It was to fondle Yuyuko's breasts then see her reaction with an excuse ready if she questioned why one is doing what one is doing.

>> No.45797321

>>45797256
That makes no sense. Yuyuko of all people would be aware that ghosts in Touhou are solid-bodied. Why would she ever allow such a situation to occur? What would she stand to gain from feigning ignorance and letting some schmuck touch her boobs? The question about her reaction is flawed from the premise. She would react however she intended to react, because the whole situation would almost necessarily have to have been premeditated on Yuyuko's part.

>> No.45797369

>>45797321
It isn't about Yuyuko's knowledge or her allowing it.
It's one going through with grabbing her bosom because they can.

>> No.45800620
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I had no clue Yuyuko's booba was such a hot topic and controversial.
Even Zun's wife is enticed by them.

>> No.45802895

>>45791739
>>45792425
>On the other hand, they find it difficult to pass through objects (*4).
>4: Because many of them believe that they are still alive.
So does that mean that Yuyu can control her passing-through properties or is it more a case of them being touchable but fast stuff phases through since:
>However, since they don't have physical bodies, even if they can touch objects, they cannot be injured.
>>45800620
Her booba are hot stuff unlike Murasa's but Mizuchi's and Mima's are probably hotter Like they probably burn

>> No.45809102

>>45791592
I want to suck her yuyus

>> No.45809554

>>45809102
Testing to see if your mouth will pass through and getting a mouthful of Yuyuko's ghostly boobs!

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Spooky boobies

>> No.45813146

>>45809554
Will her ghostly breast milk pass right through my mouth? I have to know

>> No.45822479

>>45813066
Spooky cutie

>> No.45823777
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>> No.45823790

>>45823777
Me on the right

>> No.45823887

>>45791739
lmao retard

>> No.45828847

>>45823777
Spooky sex

>> No.45828937

>>45823777
Cute Yuyu but what the fuck is with that skull's eyeholes?

>> No.45833115

>>45828937
Fuck if I know. I’m just here to bump for Yuyu.

>> No.45840277

Soft ghost

>> No.45846110
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45846110

nice thread yuyucucks

>> No.45850883

>>45846110
Fuck off Satori

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45861760

she can't die, that's a fact

>> No.45866343
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45866343

I got the feeling Yuyuko won't mind you groping her boobs

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