Greek weirdo hate thread

[Anonymous No.]

Your shirt is stupid and SHIT Hecatia, that's right! Nobody likes you! You're ugly and you're just a dork and you're the worst goddess! Nobody respects you and you're not even that strong either! Take your dumb shirt and go away so nobody ever has to see you or your face again, Hecatia!

Please everyone else express your hatred for Hecatia and her awful fashion sense below too. Hopefully Hecatia will go find some pit in Hell to crawl in so nobody ever has to be bothered by her again.

We all HATE Hecatia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
But i love hecatia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691992
No, we all hate Hecatia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692007
oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
>awful fashion sense
Coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
Shut up! I'm going to marry Hecatia because you said this! Her shirt's super cool!

[Anonymous No.]

it is fascinating that a Hot Topic shirt is considered a crime against fashion in a series where we have multiple characters who wear actual diapers on their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691992
>>43692227
She's a permavirgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692253
I'm going to deflower her at least three times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692253
We have so much in common, Truly made for each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
More FFFM foursomes for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
what a literal who

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
Shut your face, SANAE, Heca-tan and Chimata are the coolest and their fashion is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43694130
And chimata? Let's not go too far here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43694241
But i want to go far with chimata…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43694538
Weird satori

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry Hecatia

[Anonymous No.]

I will not let anyone marry Hecatia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692253
Imagine how it would feel to deflower a super powerful goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43695773
You'd need a dick of pure steel to achieve that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43695773
It would be a happy moment, but nowhere near as strong as the happiness you felt earlier that day when you said your vows.
The second and third times wouldn't be as notable, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

NO
I LOVE HECATIA
I WILL DEFEND HER FROM OP WITH MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43696886
greek women suck off muslim refugees

[Anonymous No.]

>>43697167
Only because Greek men are too busy sucking each other off.

[Anonymous No.]

I would tenderly rape pregnant a Goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
What would she be like as a wife and as a mother to her children

[Anonymous No.]

>>43699336
She's quite nice and thoughtful of Clownpiece, and seems considerate of most strangers so she would probably be one of the best wife materials in Touhou (if she were in the market)

[Anonymous No.]

Making Heca-chan break her virginity oath to get married!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Hecatia's parentage differs from telling to telling throughout the countless millennia, but her parentage in Hesiod's Theogony is the most famous. Her mother is Asteria, the Titan of oneiromancy and astrology, and her father is Perses, the Titan of Destruction. Her mother Asteria is the sister of the Titan Leto, who (after being raped by Zeus), gave birth to Artemis and Apollo, making Hecatia the cousin of Artemis and Apollo.

Hecatia, who was granted honor not only by the Titans and was given a share of the earth, sea and sky, was not only awarded these honors again (and more) by Zeus after the Titanomachy, but her great-grandparents are Gaia (the Earth), Ouranos (the Heavens), and Pontos (the Seas) who aren't just divine entities but the very earth, seas and skies themselves.

Despite being a virgin goddess and never having had any children (except by religious proxy through worship as is the case of Medea and Kirke, who were called daughters to Hecatia), she has a really strange, close relationship with Zeus where she is sometimes worshiped at his side in a Consort-like manner, such as in Panamoros where the two were worshiped together, only for Hecatia to eventually be replaced by Hera centuries later. In Chalke and Rhodes, the two were worshiped together in adjoining empty stone thrones. Though nothing conclusive can be said about the nature of their relationship, Hecatia and Zeus were particularly close, especially in the eastern regions of Greece and Anatolia where they were worshiped side by side.

Hecatia, especially in the Eleusinian Mysteries, was depicted as being fairly young, compared to Demeter. While both had been described as being maidenly, it's notable that Persephone is depicted as a young woman while Hecatia wears clothing suitable for young girls, an open ungirt peplos, as can be seen in the statue called The Running Maiden of Eleusis, which is believed to be a depiction of Hecatia. She precedes and follows Persephone as she travels to and from the world of the dead on her yearly travels, and it is Hecatia who persaudes Demeter to speak with Helios to discover the fate of Persephone, and provides Persephone with company in the land of the dead during her stay there.

Hecatia in the Chaldean Oracles is an extremely important figure and is of great significance as she is the Savior and the benevolent source of souls and virtue. In the Chaldean Oracles, Soul is in and wraps around all of creation, and Soul is found in Hecatia, bestowing upon all of existence with portions of Soul as it flows from her right flank and the source of Virtue is found in her left flank, which remains within, not sending forth its virginity. Also in the Chaldean Oracles, Hecatia is the ruler of angels, which are separated into three orders: the Iynges, the Synochesis, and the Teletarchai. Hecatia's hierarchy of angels would eventually provide inspiration to Pseudo-Dionysus I in the 6th Century in his work Celestial Hierarchy and Divine Names, which would form the basis for the hierarchy of angelic orders still employed in Christianity today.

Why is Hecatia such an amazing, powerful, and benevolent goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43705358
Because virginity rocks

[Anonymous No.]

O mistress Hecate, Trioditis
With three forms and three faces
Propitiated with mullets

[Anonymous No.]

I shall become her subordinate and slowly but surely convince her of the joys of having a family of like 5 demigod children, or even more. After all, if she's happy with Clownpiece, more is better for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't Zeus do her? Why would he do animals but not his hot aunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43714139
don't stick your dick in crazy/weird t-shirt user

[Anonymous No.]

>>43714139
scary enough to make rapists shit themselves by snoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>43714139
Zeus did not fuck animals as far i know, he shapeshift into animals to do the fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43705411
Never heard of rocks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
Replace "Hecatia" with "Chimata" and "shirt" with "dress", and this post still makes perfect sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43714139
They were bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43714139
He knew he wouldn't be be getting it back if he gave it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691986
I love Hecatia

[Anonymous No.]

This will be OP after I find him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721781
You're going to turn OP into a slug?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721788
Worse. She will make OP dress like a 13 years old edgy teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721507
There’s something about this Hecatia that’s real captivating to me. I don’t know if it’s those cute yet predatory fangs of hers, the voluptuous breasts with ample cleavage, the lifted shirt that shows off some of her smooth stomach, or her overall playful devil-may-care vibe that she’s giving off specifically, but it all comes together to make something that I really enjoy.
What I would do to have this goddess have her way with me.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of Heca's different body sporting different kind of hairstyle. It doesn't make sense because it's supposed to be the same body, but it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Haha look at her
What a DORK