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You won't believe how easy it is to learn ventriloquism.

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>> No.42240004

>>42239993
That's cheating!

>> No.42240009

>>42239993
I’m not sure if that is a guy, but if it is he is “controlling” that doll with his dick.

>> No.42240011
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Year of the Rabbit

>> No.42240032

>>42240011
Needs meatier thighs

>> No.42240036

>>42240009
Just putting your hand under her dress is enough.

>> No.42240043
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>> No.42240047

>>42240009
but who's controlling who?

>> No.42240050
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>>42240032

>> No.42240061
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>>42240036
Anal finger the living doll it is good for your health.

>> No.42240070

>had a dream come to me
>a dream about a hound
>a dream of a small hound
>you hear "I'm sorry"
>you feel someone hugging you
>you feel her burying her face into your chest
>you hear her cry
>you hear her apologize
>you feel her misty eyes heat up
>you want to comfort her
>you want to make her feel better
>you know what's happening to her
>you know that her eyes are flaring up for the first time
>you know she loves you
>you love her
>but she cries
>"I'm sorry" she says
>"I'm sorry I feel in love with you"
>she hugs you tighter
>she wants to run away
>she wants to be a coward and escape
>but she wants to be brave
>she is holding you up to anchor herself
>she is braking down
>her tears evaporate as her flames increase
>"I love you" she says
>"I'm sorry" she cries
>poor pup
>you hug her back
>you tell her everything is going to be fine
>she wants to believe you
>but neither of you know what to do
>so you hug her
>you hold your poor daughter in your arms as she cries
>I'm sorry she begs
>I'm sorry it's the only thing you can answer

>> No.42240084

>>42240050
Thighs

>> No.42240086

>>42240070
Are you stuck in Order territory or something? If so just run away with her to monster friendly lands.

>> No.42240089

>>42240061
I'll fist the living doll.

>> No.42240119
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>>42240084

>> No.42240133

>>42240119
Better

>> No.42240141
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>>42240133

>> No.42240164

Need more bunny with massive fucking thighs

>> No.42240169
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normal rabbit things

>> No.42240174
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I want to get kidnapped by a love obsessed Eros monster girl who sensed that I was lonely.

>> No.42240188
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42240188

dont forget anons.
hebi knows EVERYTHING about you, and is planning accordingly
are you ready for the obsessed snake that perfectly caters to your interests to break down your door one day?

>> No.42240192

>>42240174
I want to visit an Eros gym so I can see monsters with pink hair, brown skin, and big guns.

>> No.42240210
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>>42240164

>> No.42240219

>>42240188
But how can she cater to my foot fetish?

>> No.42240241
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>>42240164
Had to do some censorship on the original photo but here you go.

>> No.42240246

>>42240188
Is she really gonna be comfortable so close to the Amazoness lifestyle?

>> No.42240257
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>>42240241
C'mon man you gotta put effort in your censors

>> No.42240261

>>42240241
Bunnies are made for massive thighs and fat asses

>> No.42240286

>>42240188
Yes.
In fact, I'm offended she isn't doing it sooner.

>> No.42240297

>>42240219
leg potion, her tail will act like a dragon's tail. just the same size as without the leg potion. you have now enabled her to coil you and move more effectively.
>>42240246
ANYTHING for hubby

>> No.42240317
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>>42240297
Why do I imagine a dragon girl with a comically long white tail when reading this, where her extremely long tail weighs her down trying to get to her hubby.

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42240343

Remember: wearing rubber is a crime, and she's not just talking about condoms.

>> No.42240348

>>42240188
Is she a JC? Does she have a masturbation addiction?

>> No.42240354

>>42240297
>ANYTHING for hubby
The only thing I'd skip from Amazoness is the public sex part. I hope my Shirohebi will be proud of her upper body that'd put oni to shame.

>> No.42240366

Monster Thrall (wife)

>> No.42240385

>>42240188
>>42240317
I'll buy a gas mask, fire resistant suit and fucking fist fight any of these god damn hebis if they try to force me into a relationship I don't want to be in. Snake HATE!

>> No.42240391

>>42240188
I hope she knows I'll just tell her I can't, because there's someone better out there, less broken, that actually deserves her.
And that I'm sorry, but she'll be happier this way in the long run.

>> No.42240425
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Stupid dog acquired

>> No.42240426

>>42240391
you absolute buffoon, you complete moron.
dont you know that every single monster feels a primal fury that only the chief god can match when a guy they want says "sorry. but im not good enough for you"?
that hebi WILL fix you now.
you've brought this prolonged therapy session upon yourself, hope you're ready.

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>>42240343
Wouldn't they be into wearing anything that might generate static electricity, since they literally get off on it?

>> No.42240444

>>42240366
Is that like mad scientist Anon's assistant wife?
>>42240391
Yeah, right. You think you'd give up on a 10/10 woman who said the same thing to you?

>> No.42240485

>>42240426
*Bonk* you get hit on the head by a demon realm silver bat for your ignorance to a mamono’s love, couple hours later you wake up tied to a bed that isn’t yours and now your the captive of a possessive monster girl who will now give you a very relaxing therapy session.

>> No.42240558

>>42240188
But I just love Alice.

>> No.42240575

>>42240485
I am going to die alone and miserable and nothing monsters can do will stop it!

>> No.42240640

>>42240426
I have become beyond forgiveness.

>> No.42240641
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>Shoggoths are canonically jealous or uneasy when you use household objects that aren't them
I wonder, would this include your phone or PC?

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42240651

>>42240575
You’re a bigger fool than I thought, if you die than the undead monster girls will have you, either a wisp will take your soul or a Lich will resurrect you so you can be her husband forever.

>> No.42240657

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJONRBvy3/results
Results so far
>23-32 is a predominant demographic
>some people below the bracket and some less above it
>not a single udderage
No real surprises, but here goes anyway.

On a related note, does someone have that google map with monstergirl fan locations where you could tag yourself and your favorite MG? That one seemed interesting.

>> No.42240669

>>42240444
i was thinking more like the completely enslaved/mind-controlled sort, like vampire's thralls, but that's a funny thought too

>> No.42240675

>>42240640
Did you kill a child or something? If not monster girls I think can over look that of what you’ve done in the past.

>> No.42240680

>>42240641
>Shoggoth becomes upset when she learns that Anon ordered pizza, instead of enjoying Shogloaf for dinner.

>> No.42240742

>>42240641
What are the stats on a shogputer? How much ram and what's the clock speed?

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Moff

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>>42240743
Moffs

>> No.42240754

>>42240558
I need a big booty Alice to sit on my lap.

>> No.42240766

>>42240651
>Mercenary Anon is constantly doing odd jobs and moving around the world, never bothering to learn the names or remember the faces of the people he meets outside of the person hiring him so he remembers who he'll get paid by
>Eventually his heart gives out on the outskirts of an Undead Mamono Realm after being tasked to find a particularly rare mushroom that a human noble is interested in
>After he gets resurrected by a Lich that's been following him for the past hour he asks why she didn't just leave him in the dirt where he belongs
>Lich-san bonks him upside the head with the biggest book Anon has seen since the time he was tasked with stealing a Sabbath's spell tome that had a suspiciously lax security for it

>> No.42240783

>>42240746
Autumn looks slightly loony

>> No.42240788

>>42240746
>>42240783
I agree that Autumn is the hottest one.

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>>42240743
i concur

>> No.42240821

Guys, I-I-I-I have foxoplasmosis! The doctor said I had a severe case of foxfuckeriosis! Then the doctor told me I'm hopeless because I have Terminal 9 Fluffbrain! She told me to just shut up and huff her tail! I RAN AWAY, I NEED HELP I THINK THEY CAN SMELL MY INFECTION!!! I NEED HELP THEY ARE COMING!!

>> No.42240826

>>42240814
Lovely.

>> No.42240832

>>42240746
winter: cold appearance and personality. but dont let it trick you, she is very loving
sprint: only well adjusted one
summer: knows fire magic, infuses her hands with fire spells. she says it makes sex "spicy"
autumn: knows necromancy, has a zombie fetish. and has just enough sanity to keep the fetish repressed on a good day.

>> No.42240841

>>42240832
>sprint
meant spring, but the thought of a moth not flying but running right at you full speed to rape you is more comical.

>> No.42240870

>>42240841
Funny that you say that because I looked up if there is such a thing of flightless moths and there is they’re called winter moths.

(There are several families of moths with flightless females, including the Winter moth. Notice that the female does have wings, they are just too small to support flight. That must be the most frustrating thing in the world, to have wings, but not be able to fly. Thanks for nothing, tiny wings.)

Which means you’re probably going to be doing the flying part to carry around your flightless wife to places when you become a flying incubus.

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>>42240821
Another anon lost to the fluffy menace.

>> No.42240925

>She thinks she foxed me
>I'm immune and my feelings were genuine the whole time!
Out Foxed

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>> No.42240952

>>42240766
>Sabbath's spell tome that had a suspiciously lax security for it
Very interesting

>> No.42240958

>>42240937
lmao.

>> No.42240960

>>42240742
But if she assimilates your pc, she’ll know your browsing history and everything!

>> No.42240962
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>Buy tailpussy onahole
>Become addicted
>Lose all hope of ever being sexually satisfied by anything else
Actual tailpussies would be like this but 1000x worse. Be careful what you wish for.

>> No.42240971

>>42240962
Yeah but you'd also be an Incubus in short order and therefore able to actually comprehend/enjoy the insane levels of stimulation.
This goes for all monsters really.

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>>42240925
>Haha, I foxed her, thought Anon
>Unaware the fox knew about his outfoxing, and therefore outfoxed the outfoxing, leaving Anon, outfoxed.

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>>42240962
I'll buy the mofu onahole instead then

>> No.42240994

>>42240992
Careful, I hear they hide tube foxes in those sometimes.

>> No.42240995

>>42240992
>Big enough to stuff your face in

>> No.42241015

>>42240990
oh yeah? well i knew about her outfoxing my outfoxing.
she is now truly and completely outfoxed.

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>>42240937

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>>42240995
you just need to by from respectable vendors

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>>42241015
Oh yeah? She knew that you knew that she knew that you knew that she knew that you knew that she was trying to fox you.
Where does that leave you?
With thirty seven kits and a loving wife.

>> No.42241085

>>42241041
uh no that leaves HER with thirty seven kits and a loving husband.
silly fox.

>> No.42241086

>>42241041
But I knew that she would know that, by being so bad at faking I wouldn't realize that but I knew that she would fall for me not knowing that so I didn't know that, knowing that she became unknowing that I was knowing that she was out foxed because I knew she was gonna try and outfox my outfoxing that was outfoxing her outfoxing that I countered with my outfoxing making her want to counter my outfoxing leaving her open to be Out Foxed leaving as nothing more but a wife ready to have a thirty eighth kid but I Out Foxed her because I'm not stopping until I hit number fifty!

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cat is better than fox anyway

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>>42241024
This, don't want some sleazy, back-alley mofu. It might be soft, but you don't know where it's been.

>> No.42241099

>>42240952
>Receive a summons to meet the Lord of an Order city-state turned Mamono city-state for a special task, think it's going to be about helping form an alliance with the local Dragon that totally isn't some Zipangu comic book reading NEET that orders pizza every day to see their cute delivery boy and try to have a conversation with him no sir not at all
>Turns out that the Lord didn't send you any letter at all, his Nekomata daughter was the one who sent the letter.
>Pleads with you to seek out the local Sabbath cult on the outskirts and steal their grand magic tome so she can learn magic herself after her father refused to let her
>Originally Anon was going to refuse since he'd rather not piss off a Baphomet and an entire city of people trying to steal a damn book, but once the Nekomata hands him a large sum of gold he didn't have much of a choice to refuse
>Halfway through his infiltration mission Anon begins to wonder if the little shit set him up to get gangraped by an entire mansion of Sabbath after finally noticing that the normally bustling place is suspiciously quiet, either full of sleeping lolis or couples going out on a "date night"
>Even the head Baphomet is acting off, like deciding to leave the enclosure for their greatest spell tome completely unlocked and open since "surely nobody will ever actually try to steal this" and just teleports away!
>However thanks to the pay being just too tempting, Anon manages to steal the spellbook and get it into the Neko's possession
>Now had Anon not been feeling intense fear and having a panic attack he might have questioned the suspicious chuckle the little Nekomata was giving or why all these weird symbols appeared on her body after he gave her the book, but today was not one of those days and all he cared for was getting a fat stack of coins
Sorry for how rough this likely is to read, just got an idea and couldn't stop writing.

>> No.42241129

>>42241099
So what was their endgame?
I'd totally try to steal a baphomet's magic book if it meant I got a baphomet wife

>> No.42241135

>>42241129
>So what was their endgame?
Expansion, obviously. Get the daughter of the Lord as a member and they can probably do a lot more than just hang out in a dumb, rundown mansion.

>> No.42241147

>>42241135
>Mamono city-state turns into a Sabbath city-state
I'd move there immediately

>> No.42241148

>>42241091
Look if you found locked in a millennia-old shrine you know it's untouched.
Crazy, maybe, but pristine.

>> No.42241159

>>42241129
>the baphomet endgame
the magic book is focused on turning people into lolis, they want people to steal it
>nekomata endgame
turning into a loli. she thinks being a small cat will make her infinitely cuter she's right.

>> No.42241165

>>42241017
This seems terrifying. But it looks like a symbiotic relationship that isn't detrimental to the host so I guess it can't be too bad.

>> No.42241169

>>42241148
>find ancient shrine, from before the mass transformation.
>fox there has been sealed
>unseal her
>boss music starts playing
>mania driven laughter
>feel the force of a dozen spells activating at once
>she has heart eyes

>> No.42241171

>>42241165
T. Mock animal ears parasite

>> No.42241182

>>42241169
I use Run and then Escape Rope to return to town

>> No.42241190

>>42241182
>You can't escape from this battle!
>A dimensional force anchors you in place.

>> No.42241195

>>42241171
LET ME BOND WITH YOU DAMMIT

>> No.42241205

Eros missionaries go door to door like Jehovah's Witnesses

>> No.42241209

>>42241190
I use Pocket Shota to distract her and escape
Surely she isn't the one ancient evil that isn't a shotacon

>> No.42241212

>>42241182
No Recall or Intervention can work in this place
There is no escape

>> No.42241218

>>42241169
>Anon draws his blade and gets ready to duel with the baby crazy fox
>knows he's likely not coming out of this unmarried but knows people's homes will be damaged and innocent people might get hurt if he just runs away like a coward
>knows he has to either fight her into submission or whittle her down as much as he can before she beats him and rapes Anon unconscious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEx3elskvJY

>> No.42241220

>>42241169
>Start rapping
>It's so bad that she covers her ears weakening her greatly so I can escape

>> No.42241222

>>42241148
No Anon! That's cursed mofu! It's dangerous!

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>>42241209
>>42241220
And where, pray tell, do you intend to run?

>> No.42241235

>>42241227
Using a non-euclidean pocket dimension is cheating Ms. Inari!

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>>42241227
Out the door? Duh? Foxes are silly

>> No.42241242

Tell her I'm an alp, she'll leave me alone I'm sure of it

>> No.42241245

>>42241227
tfw no big tall kitsune wife

>> No.42241273

>>42240188
But my fetish is intact doorways

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how to deal with pyrow bullies?

>> No.42241306

>>42241299
mating press.

>> No.42241327

>>42241299
By hanging out with the pharaoh's group instead, they're much nicer

>> No.42241337

>>42241327
Pharaoh a shit

I'm going to hang out with grapesnake and the dog with the purple streak in her hair who pants all the time.

>> No.42241338

>>42241299
I'm going so surprise my bully by hanging myself, knowing full well that the Lich class nerd will bring me back anyway. Then I'll kiss her and confess love for saving me while Pyrow has to watch how much she fucked up.

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>>42241327
B-but they are gyaru too!

>> No.42241355

>>42241327
>>42241341
>anon starts a clique war

>> No.42241359

>>42240192
Prepare for constant flirting because they sense the single on you

>> No.42241370

>>42241338
>Lich just tips off the resident Wisp
>WHHHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

>> No.42241375

>>42241370
Go back.

>> No.42241376

>>42241341
She's gonna god voice you into the photo booth with her

>> No.42241382

>>42241375
Make a shit post, get a shit post.

>> No.42241394

>>42241370
Anal vored by a wisp... How tragic...

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>>42241370

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>>42241355
woops

>> No.42241430

>>42241382
>>42241394
>>42241397
>>>/v/
Stay there.

>> No.42241447

>>42241355
>>42241413
Wait I know how to solve this, I just need to lock both gang leaders in a room with me and tell them we’re not leaving until they put aside their differences.

>> No.42241453

>>42241447
You can't even handle one monster anon

>> No.42241466
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>Monster girls know anon has a bully fetish, so they bully him by clockblocking all those tall hellhound and oni "bullies"

>> No.42241474

>>42241447
>anon thought he could keep the peace
>instead, he was squished between d cups while the leaders yell at each other
>unknown to him, they were actually negotiating the sharing of him

>> No.42241476

>>42241355
Pharaoh will win obviously, pyrow can never be straight with anon, whilst she has no qualms with kissing him on the Ferris wheel

>> No.42241486
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>>42241413
>>42241447
>doth realize they have mofu
>anon is drowned in fluffy tails and becomes addicted
>they now have a shared bf
>good end

>> No.42241487

>>42241341
What are gyaru pharaohs like?

>> No.42241499
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42241466
But I have a nerd fetish...?
Mating press monsters while they try to be dorks!

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>>42241466
>Bubuzuke basically draws bland femdom now
It's not fair. He was the chosen one when it came to slime

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>>42241499
Ah yes, the nuki breath huffer.

>> No.42241596

>>42241548
Gonna pay a danuki to let me sniff her breath
Gonna pay her to lick my face
Gonna pay her to make out with me
Gonna pay her for other lewd acts
Gonna get indebted to her
Gonna offer myself as collateral
Gonna repeat the process
Gonna default on my debt
Gonna become her property
Gonna get to sniff her breath multiple times a day, everyday, from that day on

>> No.42241641
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birdwatching

>> No.42241643
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I don't think I could ever be a hero, I would try to romance anything that is evil

>> No.42241660

>>42241643
since heroes are disposable going 1 for 1 is acceptable
evil neutralized

>> No.42241740
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>>42241660
>heroes are disposable
but now you are just encouraging monsters to be evil? claim to be evil and get a free husband

>> No.42241774
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Somewhere out there a Echidna and her husband are sad and depressed that their gacha roll for a desirable child was a bad one and no pity roll for them. Their child came out as a single brain celled 3 star.

>> No.42241800

>>42241774
sounds like a perfect wife for dumb dumb anon

>> No.42241801

>>42241774
What a doofus. But look at that amazing tail.

>> No.42241909
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>>42241740
But what if I’m the evil one, I want to live out my fantasy of being a evil warlock that gets defeated and married to a bunch of heroic monster girls.

>> No.42241939

>>42241909
I'm no loser, I'm gonna defeat the Lilim rangers and force them to wear proper clothes

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>>42241909
If you want to be evil, you will either lose to the monster hero girls or lose to your minions

>> No.42241946

>>42241909
>anon turns the tables on mamono
>monster girl adventurer parties attempt to defeat this evil 30 years old wizard
>those too weak for him are instead thrown to his underlings
>only the real heroine's party will become wizard anon's wives
>unfortunately, the word went around and now there's an actual queue of mamono waiting outside his diabolical stronghold

>> No.42241955

>>42241939
The Dark Tailor strikes again

>> No.42241963

>>42241941
Why do my staff keep acting like this?

>> No.42241965

>>42241941
My minions are all animals I have no women in my fortress, I’m a very lonely man why do you think I got the nickname beast king.

>> No.42241980

>>42241965
Anon having five cats and some pigeons nesting in the roof does not entitle you to such a status

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>>42241963
because you can only battle with 3 people, the rest of your minions want to show their support somehow

>> No.42242056

>You sir!
>What's your occupation?!
Uhhhhh... I'm a professional danuki breath sniffer.

>> No.42242063

>>42241980
I don’t have five cats or pigeons, I do however have a lot of fish and a husky that howls a lot, including a giant purple crocodile that loves eating marshmallows for some reason it’s very weird don’t think too much of it.

>> No.42242065

>>42242056
epic /v/ moment

>> No.42242073

>>42242065
Did I unintentionally reference some /v/ meme?
I don't visit the board, so I don't know.

>> No.42242074

>>42241982
>dramatic final duel against the hero's
>minions are cheering and screaming like it's a football match

>> No.42242088

>>42241982
knew striking a deal with that P'orc warband was a mistake...

>> No.42242094

>>42242073
Forced memes and ritualposting is trash that /v/ tourists are trying to push, /mgt/ used to be better than that.

>> No.42242109

>>42241982
Can we talk about how cool it'd be to have a harem of submissive p'orcers that cheer you on on everything you do and dote on you and think everything you do is super awesome amazing?

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>>42242109
every event is worth cheering on

>> No.42242150

>>42242109
I'd probably develop imposter syndrome

>> No.42242156

>>42242150
You're the chieftain to a small horde of p'orcs. You're not an imposter or a fraud.

>> No.42242194

>>42242156
Yeah but I'd be terrified of letting them down

>> No.42242199

a kitsune letting you brush her tail is the ultimate sign of trust

>> No.42242204

>>42242194
There's nothing you can do to let them down. You just have to exist and give them babies

>> No.42242214

>>42242204
But I'm also afraid of being a bad father anin

>> No.42242216

>>42242199
It's the same sign of "trust" as a lion letting a baby antelope play with it before it gets hungry

>> No.42242226

>>42242214
Childcare is left to the wisewoman and the mother of the child. The tribe will teach her all the skills she needs to know. You just have to love your children. Maybe play catch with them or something.

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>>42242194
they believe in you, you should too

>> No.42242246

Post pictures of p'orcers please!

>> No.42242299
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>>42242246
p’orc hags.

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>>42242246
cute porc

>> No.42242345

>>42242301
I like 'em dopey. They just need a smart mind to lead them

>> No.42242357

>>42242299
>>42242301
I wanna tickle a piggy

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>>42242246
I want a group of magical girl p’orcs and their high orc leader to “punish” me for causing havoc across the Mamono realms with my dark magic.
(Also all of the orcs would be wearing similar clothing to the sailor scouts.)

>> No.42242418

>>42242371
I love that pic. A p'orcer of every class

>> No.42242651

>>42241982
>>42242074
>evil overlord does battle with a party with three other members of his ha-ahem, minions of his horde
>The others cheer loudly with pompoms and skimpy outfits
>their cheering provides powerful buffs to their overlord
>these buffs dont wear off
>when he getd hit with debuffs or ailments, they cheer especially loud, filling him with the willpower to shake it off
>as the overlord rotates his team members, the cheerleaders use different routines to give him different buffs
I want this.
I dont want to be some lackey to an ancient evil, I want my own submissive warband of cheerleaders who snuggle up to me every night, begging for love and rewards for a day well fought

>> No.42243431

Had an interesting dream of our world getting monsterized by MGE girls.

So I was in a large church. Dimly lit, old. In the back center aisle there was a demon girl. Pale blue skin. Purplish-red eyes, no black sclera. She lacked any wings but did have horns and a tail. Dressed in conservative attire, but modern. Think like business apparel, but it was still unique and otherworldly. She had a smug look on her face, but not a murderous or sinister one, just like a shit-eating grin cheshire style. Anyways, she let forth some sort of hex circle that orbited her through the air. The runes were unrecognizable but were glowing white. She let out a chuckle when I was in range of them, but they passed through me with no effect on me. A gold, glittering, putty-like substance scattered through the building, landing on the floor in small clumps. Some disguised women who were under her influence went around gathering it for her and bringing it inside the hex circle. As this was happening, they all started to become more succubus-like, just like all the other human women present. Starting with their behaviors and then starting to acquire horns, etc. Of course, none of the guys were affected by this. I was implicitly given an option. Stand by and let it happen or gather the gold goop for myself and prevent the ritual. I was hesitant, consciously wanting to prevent it, but then coomerbrain took over, and I let it happen. And then before anything fun could happen, I woke up.

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>>42241299
marriage is the only solution.

>> No.42243979
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Your head will be filled with nothing but foxes and you will like it.

>> No.42244054

>>42243979
This is what an untreated case of fluffbrain looks like, many such cases

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>>42243431
I wish I had dreams that weren't complete nonsense. Last night I had a dream where I had an email from someone trying to hire me for anti-banking activities and I don't even know what that means

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>>42239993
Information you did not ask for but should probably keep in mind:

There are fat ugly/not-so-attractive but filthy rich men/Lords who have at least two or one sexy dancer Monstergirl as a concubine or "sex servant" for purposes of having a younger attractive girl to fuck or even help pump out children for his estate and wealth. You may interpret this as an ugly (You) having a chance with any monstergirl. But at the same time, go out there now and quickly get yourself a Monstergirl wife so she won't end up being some concubine to an ugly bastard! Especially the lithe slim sexy dancer ones, try getting one as a waifu so she won't end up with a rich fat man to be mating pressed and kissed by his fat lips.

>> No.42244510

>>42244431
What if I’m just ugly and not fat or a bastard than what, also ugly bastard x monster girl porn when?

>> No.42244511

>>42244431
>Implying that's not their kink
Look, that lord is very nice and takes good care of them. He's a very nice man a pillar of the community.

>> No.42244548

>>42244510
Closest I got is only that surprisingly wholesome fat guy X school girl doujin

>> No.42244562
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>>42244511
I wouldn’t be surprised since some monster girls do love turning their husbands into hentai monsters, so some of them having a ugly fat bastard kink too isn’t out of the realms of possibilities from Mamonos.

>> No.42244564

>>42244511
>nice man a
and a*

>> No.42244580

>>42244562
Outside of abyssal girls and tentacle potions there's not a whole lot of things that can do that.
There's probably some wonderland shenanigans that can do that as well, but you know, wonderland.

>> No.42244589

>>42244510
Hopefully never, that's disgusting.

>> No.42244622

>>42244589
Even if it has wholesome undertones?

>> No.42244707

>>42244580
>Tfw your trumpart wife turns you into a card with a dick
I would burst out laughing if I saw this before getting jumped by a March hare that I was running from.

>> No.42244713

>>42244431
>>42244510
What if the filthy rich man/lord is not a fat ugly bastard but a younger attractive handsome bishonen? What mamono do they get? Or so they just get the human dancer girls to corrupt and monsterize since 8 times out of 10, bishonen boys in MGE may or may not actually be incubi sons of Royal Makai monsters and extremist sect mamono.

>> No.42244986

>>42244713
Your /tg/ is showing.

>> No.42245072

>You cannot delete a post this old
c'est fini

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>> No.42245136

>succubus on the train stares at me while sticking her tail in her pussy
>nobody cares
>respond by dropping my pants and sucking my own dick
>everyone looks at me like I'm some kind of freak
double standards, I swear

>> No.42245162

>>42245099
whats good with this monster, she follows em around but doesn't anything

>> No.42245195
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SEX.

>> No.42245198

Is it possible to have a bad experience with monsters?

>> No.42245222
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Anon, the doctor wishes to see you in her office

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>>42241740
Evil monsters are hot tho.

>> No.42245233

>>42245136
I mean, you kind of are if you're that flexible.

>> No.42245247

>>42245198

yeah, they can ping-pong dash you in the middle of the night.

>> No.42245248

>>42245222
Looking good.

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>>42245248
And I forgot the file.

>> No.42245302

>>42245198
yes
a slime parasite hopping into the city water supply, making slime come out of the sink faucet
a hellhound breaking into your house and stealing your valuables
a hakutaku molesting your son at school
a fairy stealing your food from your fridge at night
a bunch of harpies spraying their girl-nut all over your horse-carriage, this morning
your touchy demon boss firing you because you didn't cheat on your non-existing waifu with her

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>>42245302
>a hellhound breaking into your house and stealing your valuables
I bet those valuables was my used underwear wasn’t it.

>> No.42245345

>>42245302
>the slime is good
>She ends up stealing your heart
>He needed to give grandkids anyways already but MS. Haku needs to learn how to be more subtle and make sure hes okay with it all
>Fairy leaves some money for your lunch
>The harpies thought your carriage needed more fragance
>Her much nicer, meatier and hotter single aunt hired you the moment when her niece fired you and gave twice the pay and a better postion at the job

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>>42239993

>> No.42245411

>>42245302
>a fairy stealing your food from your fridge at night
jokes on her its all calorie dense.
hope she enjoys XXL thighs.

>> No.42245480
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Necrophilia? I prefer necroromance.

>> No.42245481

im just a kansas city milkman, going home to my cows, getting fresh milk

>> No.42245545
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I was thinking about getting my vampire in another cute outfit. For New Years I was thinking possibly a bunny girl outfit. What do you guys think I should get?

>> No.42245554

>>42245545
I'm afraid of falling in love

>> No.42245561
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>>42240657
Quick trip to warosu: https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&ll=14.498911416716792%2C23.697848480300195&z=2
Keep in mind that Anons answering that one were advised to pick general region, not pinpoint perfect location, since it isn't supposed to be doxxing aid or anything like that.

>> No.42245562

>>42245545
bunny potion

>> No.42245578
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Guys wtf my umbrella was stolen and it's raining outside what do I do

>> No.42245586

>>42245578
steal the stealer

>> No.42245598

>>42245561
God these monster girls would actually be annoying to deal with if they were real, that I don’t want someone to pester me to know about my personal secrets or my life I would tell a rata to fuck off.

>> No.42245608

>>42245561
I’m in the safe zone from monster girls since I’m in Iowa.

>> No.42245618

>>42245578
make some pastelon and wait for ms jabber to be lured by the smell

>> No.42245625

>>42245608
Anon, that's now how this map works. This is more like select locations of monsters already married to other Anons.

>> No.42245637

>>42245625
Ah got you I thought it was more about where the monster girls were at or something my bad, I guess I can’t play my hard to get fetish of monster girls coming to find me than.

>> No.42245643
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>>42245554
Well I’m happy you like her dude. Characters name is Rosa if you’re interested.

>> No.42245648

With the new year what are your fondest mg memories?

>> No.42245659
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Decided I'll probably make this public since the only other models of her I could find were either gross or made in a generator. The mouth and tail-pussy will be fully rendered and rigged for animation. The third hole will come later if there's enough interest in it. All that's left is detailing, adding the hair, texturing, optimization and rigging. What costumes should I give her?

>> No.42245666

>>42245648
Playing through MGQ was a wild experience

>> No.42245668

>Manticore props up the idea that she eats people
>Does this because she like to scare people
>Gets tons of visits from vorefags begging for her to eat them
>Gets pissed off that her scare tactic doesn't work
>Gets annoyed with the vorefags
>Dumps them all in the matango pit or pawns them off to the sandworms
I like the idea of a manticore in her cave turned bachelorette-pad getting constant visits from vorefags and raging hard that men these days are freaks and weirdos. And just hoping that one day, one guy is actually scared of her and doesn't want to be "eaten".

Vorefag: Hey, is this.. uh, are you manticore? Can you uh..
Manticore: Eat you?
Vorefag: Yeah!
Manticore: C'mon in...
>Pulls lever as he walks in, dropping him into the matango pit
Manticore: Have fun getting shroombrain, fucktard...
>Angerly posts on 4mon for the 17th time this hour

>> No.42245672
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>>42245480
Necromance

>> No.42245701

>>42245666
Beat me to it, literally a life-changing experience for me because I was going through some really shitty times and needed escapism for a moment.

>> No.42245702

>>42245648
Years ago when mg threads were still allowed on /a/ there was this odd incident where the monster girl and one piece generals converged into one .
Rather someone made a thread of the harpy girl from one piece and both assumed that was the next thread .
The confusion and chaos in there was pretty fun to be honest desu .

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>>42245702
Monet was a good girl

>> No.42245778

never have phone sex with a ghost

>> No.42245784

>>42245778
Why not? She won't ghost you.

>> No.42245791

>>42245784
have you ever heard mary-san?

>> No.42245811 [SPOILER] 

>>42245791
>phone sex with a ghost turns into a date with a ghost
i still fail to see the issue

>> No.42245817

>>42245811
anon, it aint gonna be a date, its brutal mindbreakeing rape

>> No.42245820
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>>42245784
They'll eat you out of house and home

>> No.42245844

>>42244580
Your wife really is able to make you look like she wants. So it's not beyond doubt to imagine a baphomet snagging a man and slowly turning him into the perfect fat bastard.
It is irrelevant they the lore also states that most monsters just care about making sure the dick is available and ready, they can do it just like that wierd tweet KC did about pregnant monsters.

>> No.42245855
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massive soft fluffy ears

>> No.42245859
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>>42245820

>> No.42245870

>>42245855
yabby makes the most breedable girls.

>> No.42245873

>>42244707
That's just a Trumpart keeping her man in the card realm at all times.

>> No.42245875

>>42245791
No, and after googling it, to me it looks more like Living Doll making prank calls.

>> No.42245877

I want to bully a bunch of thick p’orcs by calling them fat so they can sit on me with their fat asses as a punishment for being mean to them.

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>>42245855

>> No.42245895
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>>42239993

>> No.42245904 [SPOILER] 
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>>42244580
I want to live out my fantasies of being a male version of Abeloth so I can shove my many tentacles into all my monster wife’s holes.

>> No.42245928

I'm going to trick a Baphomet into turning herself into a tall, buxom woman and then spend all night making love to her plush hag ass.

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>>42245659
This is my favorite costume I saw. Plus it's on a manticore.

You going to make it a proper mge style? I've had a lot of trouble with it myself and I'm too jewish to try buy one of those gumroad models.

>> No.42245950

>>42240188
Reminder that 2025 is the year of the snek

>> No.42245953
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I love Office Ladies!

>> No.42245974

>>42245948
Don't know why, but that pic just made me think of a Manticore with mismatched personality.
She's just a very nice and sweet girl and only uses the tail to masturbate during long lonely nights, thinking of meeting that one perfect man for her.

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>>42245659
This is my favorite costume I saw. Plus it's on a manticore.

You going to make it a proper mge style? I've had a lot of trouble with it myself and I'm too jewish to try buy one of those booth models.
I used the wrong store in my first post, kek. Booth is really new and japanese to me.

>> No.42245995

>>42245974
Or one that pretends to be a newbie adventurer to milk those in the starting zones

>> No.42246020
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Let's say you came across a manticore. She's in your room and completely restrained. Genuinely restrained too, you decide when she's released.

Now, if you could choose, which part of her would you lewd first?

>> No.42246026

Mino best girl

>> No.42246029

>>42246020
Gonna jab her with her own venom and tease her tail.

>> No.42246030

>>42246020
caress the bulb for a bit and then release her

>> No.42246034
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>>42246020
Tail of course.

>> No.42246037

>>42246020
I want to see how her furry neck mane connects to the rest of her neck.

>> No.42246038

>>42246020
see if she has poisonous milk as well

>> No.42246042
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>>42245855

>> No.42246064 [SPOILER] 

>>42245953
officetopus

>> No.42246079

>>42246029
>>42246030
>>42246034
Three for tail
>>42246037
One for neck
>>42246038
One for breasts

All wrong answers. You gotta for either the butt or mouth first.

>> No.42246091

>>42246020
Release her immediately, and if she doesn't want to leave, bury my face in her chest.

>> No.42246099

>>42246079
>Can fuck a manticore
>Goes for the butt
Found the alp.

>> No.42246106

>>42246079
>butt or mouth first.
Gay

>> No.42246120

>>42246099
>>42246106
It's about establishing dominance first. This is your one chance to have power over her before you get raped into oblivion.

>> No.42246151

>>42246120
>>42246120
so why not feel her a cow potion and wait a couple of days to let her breasts swell with massive amounts of milk , and associating submission with relief and happiness

>> No.42246162

>>42246151
The context is a first encounter where you've got a chance to have your way with her.

>> No.42246179

>>42246162
thats why she truly submits and is the one that gets dommed

>> No.42246181

>>42246020
I would caress her ears first then her tail before releasing her.

>>42246079
>butt or mouth
That's after you release her

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>> No.42246192

>>42246020
I'd not touch her but strip then masturbate in front of her. Then leave. Then do it again. Then release her.

>> No.42246197

You are an order knight with the duty of arresting MG husbands. Say your 10 mamonos list where you would immediately say "nope" and turn a blind eye.

>> No.42246206

>>42246197
i defect and monsterize the whole city and even the pope herself

>> No.42246212

>>42246197
I immediately walk into monster territory and let myself get raped by the first mamono I encounter. As long as it isn't an alp, sith, slime, or mushroom; then I'll move onto the second mamono.

>> No.42246242

>>42246020
It's not every day you get to toy with a manticore without immediate and violent rape as a result.
I'd help myself to a full manticore course which would involve petting, checking out her fangs, playing with her paws, among many other things.

>> No.42246249

.mgs gets better as hags are getting older and their tits sag lower.

>> No.42246272

Some monsters have consumed a potion that temporarily turned them into a Wererabbit hybrid. Please check beforehand to ensure you're dealing with a real rabbit and not a pretender.

>> No.42246284
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>>42246249
Interesting.

>> No.42246297

>>42246042
Everyone knows foxes are nymphos, but they're usually sly and cunning about it.
This fox has to be even more sex-crazed than the average kitsune.

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>>42239993

>> No.42246325

>>42242109
But what happens when they're all pregnant? You have to dote on them all and they can't do any cheer routines!

>> No.42246326

>>42246297
You should see hammers ran

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>>42246297
youko just wanna smash

>> No.42246365
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Rabbit tummy

>> No.42246370

>>42246272
I'm gonna look for a Wererabbit with black and orange stripes then.

>> No.42246384

>>42240641
>Shoggoth has the same reaction to normal objects that someone unused to a shogg has to her replacing household objects
I can only think of that urban legend where cockroaches have the same disgusted reaction to being touched by humans that we have to touching them

>> No.42246465

>Anon requests a kikimora meido
>Kikimora is sent out to anon's residence
>Anon notices something strange about the kiki
>The kiki is actually a living doll with the exact appearance of the kiki of his dreams

Would you waif a living doll, anon?
Would you if she had the exact appearance and personality of the waifu of your dreams?

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Genesis 1:28

>> No.42246486

>>42246465
She's a real Kiki if she has the heart of one.

>> No.42246492

>>42246465
So I’d have 9 wives, one group of organics, one of dolls and one of robutts

>> No.42246509

>>42240962
>tube foxes
What game is this from?

>> No.42246529

So what's your game-plan for when you get isekaied into the MGE world?
Suppose you can't get access to a mana marker, how do you plan on attaining your ideal monsterfu? Do you even try or just settle on the first girl that shows interest in you?

>> No.42246534
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>> No.42246542

>>42246529
locate eros church
enter eros church
they're even order sanctioned so unless you're dumped in the wilderness you're good to go

>> No.42246544

>>42246529
Pray to Eros very hard

>> No.42246560

>>42246529
Just wander into the wilderness, see where it takes me. Maybe a monstergirl will find me, maybe I'll just fucking die of exposure.

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>>42246529
Join Sabbath to get some cool magic and cunnies

>> No.42246585

>>42246529

I let the fate choose for me. It does works in mge, not so much in this plane of existence.

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>>42239993

>> No.42246600

>>42246585
Fate is a fickle mistress you can find yourself isekaid as as Yamaha

>> No.42246608

>>42246600

the motorbike?

>> No.42246617
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>>42246529
I'll do my best to find a Lilim.

>> No.42246638

>>42246617
Imma call her my mama to get under her nerves

>> No.42246641

>No echidna dungeon with a "No speedrunners!" sign on the entrance

>> No.42246643
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maybe it's about time you settled down with a nice country rabbit

>> No.42246656

>>42246643
That’s more amoeba / cancerous growth monster

>> No.42246660
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>>42246652
I only date dangerous predators

>> No.42246662

>No Salamander that goes through a sevearl stage boss fight,
>Each phase is a differnt weapon
>Ends with a special themed zweihander,

>> No.42246664

>>42246529
obtain map
locate the general direction of the closest fox shrine or village
backwards long jump

>> No.42246668

>>42246638
>Anon raped by a Lilim for 3 days straight
>Sources say he called her old
Brought to you by Rata News Network

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>>42246660
Same

>> No.42246675

fuck...guess I'm gay now

>> No.42246678

>>42246652
Those are some thick thighs

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>>42246643

>> No.42246685
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>>42246660
Based.

>> No.42246688

>>42246660
Herbivores can be just as dangerous also that rabbits is almost 4 times your size

>> No.42246690

>>42246679
Chicks dig unicorns

>> No.42246708

>>42246688
Everyone thinks it's gonna be a tiger girl or a crocodile girl but most of them end up getting raped by hippo girls.

>> No.42246721

>>42246662
>get a lilim to stage 2
>she rips off her clothes to reveal a full wedding dress
>timer shows up on the screen when the dark priest starts chanting marriage rites
>lilim whips out a wedding band and intently focuses on your hand
be careful anon, if you lose now it's a game over/bad end

>> No.42246730

>>42246662
>anon just dodges all her attacks and makes sally faint from exhaustion
Leaves a note saying his name is nada

>> No.42246761

>>42246708
Jesus, those gals are massive

>> No.42246767
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>>42246598
need catgirl

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>>42246690

>> No.42246815

>>42246761
Don't let that fool you, they can sprint when they want to.

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>> No.42246839

>>42246823
titania is my girlfriend!

>> No.42246846

>>42246839
I don't believe you

>> No.42246847

>>42246823
i don't think i could a titania unless she was evil

>> No.42246866

>>42246846
She really is! We have lots of sex every day!

>> No.42246879
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>>42246823
Titania is cute

>> No.42246880

>>42246866
Prove it

>> No.42246885

>>42246815
but not for long tho, humans were made for running marathons coupled with some speed magic

>> No.42246888

>>42246880
You know own I remember there was an instance where a poster in the vg thread posted a video of himself thighfucking a girl

>> No.42246893

>>42246771
Does the fox work as a nurse also?

>> No.42246900

>>42245333
This hellhound is built for pups

>> No.42246911

>>42246880
how?

>> No.42246915

I have a girl friend, she's just not in this dimension

>> No.42246921

Somebody makes your girl cry? you remove them

>> No.42246927
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>>42246529
Figure out how to get a map, get some peanut butter and straight to the hellwan area, not even gonna bother trying to level up.

>> No.42246935

>>42246529
Live in an ordinary life in an order city/village and do vague dark rituals to try and attract something.

>> No.42246989
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>>42246767
i could do with a handful of cat

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>>42246767
>>42246989
SQUEEZE THAT CAT

>> No.42247032

>>42246020
how'd she get "restrained"? clearly, she has an accomplice. possibly lurking nearby. who would be so nefarious as to participate in this plan, and just what is she planning to do once I'm "distracted?"

>> No.42247047

>>42246935
just get a bottle of concentrated fox mana and open it inside the ventilation of the biggest building.
whole city will be foxed in a week

>> No.42247071

>>42247032
Her Unicorn friend tied her up because she's tired of her "that feel when no bf" rants and knows the 'core won't find one on her own because she doesn't have the guts to just hunt you on her own. Also the Unicorn is already married and doesn't want to share.

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>>42247032
> She tried to steal Miss Gremlin's tech.
> Miss Gremlin knows Anon is the local boob, and so she dumps the bat cat off at his place.
> Plus some well-hidden cameras.
> Now she just gets to watch the show.

>> No.42247109

>>42247012
Is thst taiga?

>> No.42247120 [DELETED] 
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Eros lich won't teach make you a necromancer but she can teach you how to be a necroRomancer.

>> No.42247125
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Eros lich won't make you a necromancer but she can teach you how to be a necroRomancer.

>> No.42247131

>>42246529

Go to the nearest plains and find a Minotaur, buff Amazoness or graveyard for a buff Hellhound. My horny will communicate my desire and ward off most other mamonos.

>you even try or just settle on the first girl that shows interest in you?

I try. Depends if my taste attracts MGs that are specifically within my tastes. 10% chance I settle on a buff martial artist Succubus. Around 20-30% if its a buff martial artist Demon that has her marriage contract styled as a bodyguard contract. Like 50% if its a Lizardman, Salamander or Hinezumi that like weaker men or got the fated wife womb thing because of the rarity of it and it cant go to waste. Like 100% chance if its a dragon knight from dragonia or fighting arena champion.

>> No.42247189

>>42246020
kisses, all the usual foreplay stuff
then tailpussy for a few rounds
then mating-press for the rest of the night

>> No.42247194

>>42247125
>not necRomancer

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>>42247194
What about NeckRomancer?

>> No.42247235

>>42247131
>buff martial artist Demon that has her marriage contract styled as a bodyguard contract
She sounds wonderful, would marry.

>> No.42247246

>>42247200
Sorry, only NekoMancers here.

>> No.42247288

>>42247125
Acting as a lich's dickthrone while she studies magic is not my idea of romantic.

>> No.42247301

>>42247125
Okay, nevermind. I'll go ask miss haku instead.

>> No.42247354

>>42241220
>mamono comedy movie
>Druella starts rapping

>> No.42247422

>>42242371
Team P'orctress 2

>> No.42247431 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

>>42246542
what if you're fropped in the wilderness but still manage to locate an eros church, filled with untamed beastgirl nuns?

>> No.42247478 [SPOILER] 

>>42246542
what if you're dropped in the wilderness but still manage to locate an eros church, filled with untamed beastgirl nuns? they're led by an eros angel that is the only one you could call "civilised" from them all, if you found the church a few months prior. by now even she's a mess of unwashed, torn clothes, unkempt hair and feathers, the same as the rest of the nuns. Plus, the church's buildings are showing signs of aging and not being taken good care of. Are you man enough to restore the church to it's former glory, and tame all the wild nuns inside?

>> No.42247499

>>42247288
>dickthrone
?

>> No.42247510

>>42246529
I'd just hug the leg of the first succ I find. If she's taken she'd help our or introduce me to a friend. I'm an easy man to please, succs are great and probably about everywhere.

>> No.42247517

>>42246529
Locate the nearest sabbath
Gain loli wife, preferably a baphomet one

>> No.42247523

>>42247499
When she sits on you in such a way that you are her seat but also your dick is in her. It works better in more exhibitionist and femdom situations.

>> No.42247531

>>42246721
Reminds me of a more wholesome version of the lamia fight in MGQ where she strips down for phase 2.

>> No.42247536

>>42247517
>preferably a baphomet one
And what can you do to attract the mighty baphomet?

>> No.42247538

>>42246935
>try dark rituals in a hope to summon something or have it whisk you away
>dozens of single deep ones, demonic entities and sorceresses all around the world lean over their magic orbs, mirrors and so on in anticipation
>you just have to say it plainly to work, they've long made sure of that
>you instead go full Mongolian throat singing and ADHD dance
>whole audience groans in unison
>basically this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ19zSF6Qs8&t=90s

>> No.42247544

>>42247536
I like baphomets a lot and I want to do cool magic shit

>> No.42247593

>>42246529
I want to go to the cat kingdom and experience what life is like for a minority.

>> No.42247621

>>42247538
>do autistic chants and dances in black robes
>order guard hears your ridiculous display from outside and finds you with shitty doodles all over your floor and candles
>immediately sentenced to death

>> No.42247650

>>42247621
>Get rescued by a bunch of monsters and their husbands because they all thought your shitty rituals were hilarious

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>Go ahead, call the paladins. They can't un-rape you
Remember: just because some species are sanctioned, doesn't mean they aren't monsters.

>> No.42247658

>>42247621
Yeah, that's the start of a comedic rescue mission.

>> No.42247697 [SPOILER] 

>>42247621
>have a moment of epiphany as they're tying you to the log you'll burn on
>clearly say "i wish a dark mage covenant would whisk me away and make me their communal husband, right now!" as the order guards light the fire
>the guards never found your charred corpse after the pyre, because you didn't actually burn, you got teleported by the dark mages and are now enjoying a comfy life of being a witch coven's communal cum pump and cuddle pillow.
>meanwhile the demons, abyssals, and fae, that were watching Anon while he was doing the rituals all collectively sigh in disappointment that he didn't pick them over the witches, not knowing that his second wish will be to add them all to the coven as well

>> No.42247763
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>Did you came from the court of CameAlot?

>> No.42247828

>>42247763
No, I come from France. Why do you zink I ave zis outrageous accent you zilly English kunnigget?

>> No.42247875

>>42247651
If she calls me a tom, we’re even.

>> No.42247898

>>42247828
Are you sure? Because you certainly came-a-lot.

>> No.42247919

>>42246020
Get goaded into releasing her and then subsequently TAIL’D

>> No.42247926

Why are the cats calling me Tom? That's not my name. Why are they doing it?

>> No.42247953

>>42246529
pretend to twist my ankle and await the wurm rescue squad

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Deer butt

>> No.42247969
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>>42245302
>harpies jizz all over your carriage
Disgustingly based.

>> No.42247984

>>42246529
Find out where amazons reside and attempt to make my way over there. Realistically, have no money or housing to make travel a feasible idea and promptly get "tricked" into doing one of those "jobs" that include rape.

>> No.42248019

>>42246020
Paws, because I wish to squish. Maybe her stomach after that, then her outer thighs, then her butt, then her breasts, then her mouth, then her inner thighs, then her tailpussy, then her pussy pussy, and then I let her go before insertion. Wish I'd thought of sticking her with a spine first, too. There will be rape, but neither of us will be able to think straight during. The inevitable payback will also be sweet torture.

>> No.42248022

>>42247984
>ywn become a sexually harassed butler

>> No.42248033

>>42245302
>go out to your car and find it webbed shut
>try to pull it off, get stuck
>get fondled by passing monsters
i guess it's fine

>> No.42248044

>>42248019
i'm not sure what manticore venom does to women. most of the effects seem pretty male-focused

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>>42248033
>get stuck on your webbed car
>hear the leaves giggling
oh no

>> No.42248097

>>42248044
Eh, making her body dance despite her verbal protests would be enough, it'd be sire to change the nature of the sex after, too. If it makes her horny, all the better.

>> No.42248115
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>Order guards let sanctioned monsters into town
>Cats are sanctioned monsters
>Sometimes monsters try to use this to get in, but thankfully the guards have a trusty cat detector
>In unrelated news, Anon has been raped 287 times over the past week, and is always found a drooling mess surrounded by what appears to be poisoned darts
>Dark elves are suspected to be the cause, and so the authorities have sealed off the town from any elf traffic for the foreseeable future.

>> No.42248145

How do you like your modern setting?

>> No.42248146

>>42248115
If she doesn't call me a tom during it, then she ain't no catte

>> No.42248165

>>42248115
I would just start letting monsters in like a bored TSA agent without checking who's sanctioned

>> No.42248169

>>42248145
with monster girls

>> No.42248170

>>42248145
yes?

>> No.42248183

>>42248145
Like Our World (tm) on the surface with MGC as a vast, sprawling independent mega city that houses all the monstergirls. Men who visit can never leave, but the effect is so subtle most fail to ever realize it.

>> No.42248189

>>42248145
Add portals portals between MGE and our world and that's precisely the setting I want

>> No.42248211

>>42248145
post scarcity capitalism manamo-ocracy

>> No.42248212

>>42248145
I like all the conveniences in my life. I like the internet. I'd still toss myself into a portal to the monster girl stone age, but I'd prefer to live here.

>> No.42248224

>>42246529
Fuck off into the woods. Build a cabin, plow the fields. Be free from annoying people with my presence and alone.

>> No.42248234

>>42248145
Pretty advanced, full of life and knowledge. If you can grow crops with magic, why the hell would a setting's world end up not being industrialized and put an end to feudalism? LotR-style fantasy settings should have naturally-restricted magic as if nobody couldn't have discovered it yet.

>> No.42248276

>>42248234
Because nobody would choose to work in a factory if they weren't motivated by the threat of starvation. Ted Kaczyski was right.

>> No.42248277
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>> No.42248285

>>42248115
I'm convinced the Order in border territories are super lax about it, but want monstergirls to at least try being sneaky. Succubus seduces a village boy away at midnight? Guards might look the other way. Attack in broad daylight? Well now they have to do something to keep their paychecks.

>> No.42248319

>>42246529
Going to an adventure and let fate choose for me.

>> No.42248328
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42248328

>>42245302
>a bunch of harpies spraying their girl-nut all over your horse-carriage

That's why human boys belong on centaur backs. They would never try that on your trusty steed wife.

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>>42248285
Don't worry, the local sheriff just has a rare skin condition. And a rare bone condition. Definitely not a monstergirl though.

>> No.42248357

>>42248328
>M16
>Brit
What

>> No.42248367

What wisdom will the unicorn of the glen bestow upon McAnon?

>> No.42248449

>>42248357
It's in service with their special forces

>> No.42248479

>>42248367
>unicorn of the glen
Tell me more

>> No.42248490

>>42248479
she's a horse that tries to look important whenever anon is around

>> No.42248496

>>42248367
>aye steel is heavier than feathers, but a kilogram is a kilogram

>> No.42248509
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42248509

FACT:
You kiss 8 spiders a year in your sleep.

>> No.42248517

>>42248479
the wisest and fairest creature in the Highlands, revered and respected by all the clans, she departs great wisdom upon those who can seek her out

>> No.42248518

>>42248509
Isn't that for a Human on average?
That means there's one Anon kissing lots of spiders in his sleep,

>> No.42248523

>>42248509
8 is a lot

>> No.42248540

>>42248518
It's part of a spider's culture to kiss their husbands while they sleep.

>> No.42248545

>>42248367
> "Unicorns often have impure thoughts and only rigorous physical punishments from their husbands can cure these thoughts."
> "Ideally the husband will put his bride to bridle, and then whip her flanks and backside slowly, demanding she thank him for the work he does to save her soul."
> "Then when the unicorn is ready to truly set aside all her terrible lusts, the husband will enter her mareparts while pulling her tail and letting her do all the work of squeezing out his love into her body."
> "And then he..."

She's got a rich fantasy life and is really not sure how best to act on it.

>> No.42248549

>>42248523
maybe more

>> No.42248552

>>42248509
You mean "on average".
>the 2000 guys who kiss their wives millions of times every night

>> No.42248557

>>42248509
>Anon says something arachnophobic online
>Spiders post blackmail images of them kissing him in his sleep

>> No.42248558
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>>42248509
Would much rather kiss 1 spider 8 times.

>> No.42248574
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42248574

Whoa, I thought it was a nightmare
Lord, it's all so true
They told me "Don't go walkin' slow
The Devil's on the loose"

>> No.42248576

>>42248367
The Adder is the only native snake

>> No.42248588

>>42248576
>venomous Scottish Lamia
heavens

>> No.42248602

Trust any mage named Morgan or a variation of it.

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>>42246529
Join militant Eros church, procure semiautomatic love dispersal equipment and rag-tag harem.

We’ll plan surprise weddings. I’ll personally see to it that anons are married so hard that the concussions & love-gas will get rid of any pesky isekai-worries. You and the new Waifu will BOTH be too thoroughly surprised to worry about common wedding related concerns like “where are my pants” or “which aisle is for the bride”. Even the ‘unavoidable’ and daunting minutiae of weddings, like catering or knowing what continent y’all are on, will be handled by my fanatical heavily armed and voyeurisic team of Eros-certified romance technicians. Even the sensitive issues that normally beset the unknowingly-engaged will be handled professionally by our staff. A mere 12mm of Eros approved advice is guaranteed to remove any hesitance related to the surprise wedding, and we will be fully stocked with a variety of high powered romance-adjacent solutions. Whether the sweet scent of love-napalm or giving a distraught dragon a barrage of advice is called for, we’ll handle your wedding, frens. Serpentine as hard as you can, you’ll never see it coming.

>> No.42248631

>>42248602
All the Morgan's I've know are rather rough folk

>> No.42248638

>>42248509
I've heard this fact before, but I've always wondered what drives a spider to go anywhere near a massive creature's maw.

>> No.42248650

>>42248558
You had better kiss your spider more than 8 times a year. I guess she'd make sure you do, though.

>> No.42248674

>arachnid waifu
>she's scared of spiders

how

>> No.42248698

>>42248674
She's spider-like, not a spider. People are afraid of chimps, too.

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>>42247200
big tiddy vamp gf

>> No.42248736

>>42248698

yeah, they eat my bananas

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Heart beeeeeam!

>> No.42248760

>>42248736
>Anon buys a fresh supply of his favorite fruit, decides to take a nap when he hears it
>They're here
>Storms out of his house ready to fist fight, screaming something about how he just bought those bananas
>Turns out the local Kakuen gang wanted to eat a different "banana" of his

>> No.42248808

>>42246020
skip straight to the mantipussy

>> No.42248813
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I need to find the biggest lilim.

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>>42248760
>mouse gang ransack the fridge while anon is "occupied" with kakuens

you just cant win

>> No.42248828 [DELETED] 

You are summoned to MGE for a Sabbath experiment. The desire of a man that has thirsted for years for monster pussy is needed. Design your Chimaera wife. Which beasts would make her up? How woule she look like? What would her personality be?

>> No.42248838
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42248838

You are summoned to MGE for a Sabbath experiment. The desire of a man that has thirsted for years for monster pussy is needed. Design your Chimaera wife. Which beasts would make her up? How woule she look like? What would her personality be?

>> No.42248839

>>42248828
default familiar

>> No.42248865

>>42248819
cheesed to meet you

>> No.42248889

>>42248838

i would cast a dice to make things more exciting. save for the loli body.

>> No.42248898

>>42248838
funnily enough I can't think of anything. The girl i like is perfect.

>> No.42248912

>>42248813
You couldn't even handle the lowest succ anon

>> No.42248915

>>42248819
>mouse gang tries to ransack Anon's home thinking he's an easy mark
>turns out that he doesn't like cheese at all
>now Anon has a gang of mouse woman coming by every day with assorted cheeses for him to try

>> No.42248926

>>42248813
>search for the biggest Lilim
>search ends at the DL's palace
>DL points you out back to the guest house and her oldest sister that's been mooching off of her since the beginning

>> No.42248930

>>42248912
Lucky mgs don't rape so you can just walk right by all the girls you do not want.

>> No.42248933

>>42248838
Do I have to make a loli? If I do, the part that matters will be Holst stock.

>> No.42248946

>>42248915

i cant picture mouse mg sharing their food. in my mind they're more bratty than goblins and more mischievous than imps.

>> No.42248951

>>42248933
No, I only said Sabbath because they would be the ones that would doing those type of experiments.

>> No.42248986

>>42248946
>implying they wouldn't be stealing it in the first place

>> No.42248992

>>42248838
>creating life via experiment instead of love
Heresy. The Sabbath has gone too far! 72 virgins will be dispatched to this location posthaste. They will be love-bombed until they see the error of their ways.

>> No.42249047

>>42248986

gotta correct their foul ways by taking over their group. a duel (dbz style) with their leader and that's it, with a single victory you can claim a mouse warband to storm the lands with.

>> No.42249073

Sabbath but the lolis act like mommy doms.

>> No.42249085

>>42247651
>ywn be raped by a sanctioned monster girl in ancient Rome
I hope i'm isekaied into a world where monster girls roam when I die

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>>42249047
i understand goblin hierarchy better where the one with the largest breasts rules

>> No.42249133

>>42248951
Excellent. Then...

>>42248838
I'm making a curvy adult maybe something indeterminably hagish. Let's go with unagi joro, demon, and kitsune for the races. She should be mostly dark blues and purples, with probably two baby blue stripes on her eel belly. Naturally she'd have yellow eyes I'm black sclera, and let's say white or super light blue hair/mofu.

She'd be a clever girl in desperate need of rape correction that couldn't be because she's too damn good. Still, she'd know when to calm down and her bullying would be playful. She'd be a huge fan of cuddling, slow sex, and blowjobs

>> No.42249139

>>42249088

i'm gonna spank their loli-butt until they understand. butt-spank is the lingua franca among mgs.

>> No.42249171
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Alright you monster enthusiasts, time to finally start writing this year like you've told yourself for the past half decade. I'm throwing down the gauntlet and inviting all new or novice writers to participate in a contest. One month to write, and two weeks for everyone to vote. Submit by Jan 31, and everyone will vote by Feb 14.

>I don't know...
You have nothing to lose. If you're here, your dignity is long gone. Worst case scenario you disappear and never worry about writing again.

>where do I submit?
Ao3 or Pastebin. Pastebin doesn't allow smut or swearing, so beware. One month should be plenty of time for Ao3, I got my approval in like a week. PUT FOR CONTEST OR FC IN THE TITLE SO WE KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE JUDGED!

>what do I write?
Whatever you want.

>what's in it for me?
What, the respect and appreciation of your fellow monster-lovers isn't enough? Fine, you greedy bastard. I'll do a com for the winner.

>how will voting work?
Pollme. I think the guy who did the census all those months ago was able to make a pollme that lasted for two weeks.

I see a lot of people mention that they want to try writing, but we rarely get content from anyone who isn't well established by now. During times like this, where we go months without a new girl or game update, it's important to have enough oc to keep us busy. Even if you don't win, you shouldn't feel bad. It took me months of work before people started to notice the things I was putting out. If you ever need advice, there are plenty of people in the thread who would love to help. I'll do my best to set everything up, but I'm not the best with logistics. Any tips or suggestions are appreciated. Good luck to anyone who enters!
-Magus

>> No.42249212

>>42249171
I will post my submission here, partially out of spite. It will have FC in the title, is that OK?

>> No.42249265

>>42249212
Yeah, that's fine. Anything that anubis.moe can pick up so that everyone knows it's a submission. I'll keep a list of all the stories submitted in a master list too.

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>>42249171
>Ao3 or Pastebin

i...dont know what are you talking about. sorry, i'm just a casual fan of MGQ.

>> No.42249279

>>42249171
AO3 it is. Part of me should write all those solid ideas I've sat on, but I can't resist the urge to write something very stupid. On topic, but very stupid.

>> No.42249323

>>42249171
I suppose I will.

>> No.42249351

>>42249171
I wasn't sure about getting back to it with the contest, but maybe I will if I move my ass and manage to produce anything this time. Last time I wrote a story that wasn't a one-post-long greentext was years before I started visiting these threads, so I'm as good as a complete beginner.

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made bunny sketch with massive ass

>> No.42249379

Go to Dragonia immigration bureau:
>I am looking for a wife... and mother.

What do you get?

>> No.42249439

>>42249379
Depends, do you want those two to be the same girl or two separate ones? There's plenty of young dragons with clingy moms that would love to accept you in the family. If you want a mommy-wife though... we'll have to drop you into the hag caverns.

>> No.42249473

>>42249359
Funny bunny sits where she wants.

>> No.42249498

>>42249473
so funny bunny should sit on anons lap?

>> No.42249507

>>42249498
Or his face, whichever she prefers.

>> No.42249519

>>42249359
I want to say I'd breed this bunny, but with an ass like that, she's probably the one in charge.

>> No.42249533

>>42249359
>>>/d/

>> No.42249544

>>42249359
>shave wererabbits legs
>turns out she actually is that thicc
who would've guessed?

>> No.42249585

>>42249544
bunnys jump alot, so they meed big thighs and big ass

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>> No.42249619

>>42249544
God, I hope this isn't true. I'm a hip and thigh guy and I don't need a critical weakness against starting area bunny girls.

>> No.42249632

>>42249171
ya know what, sure.
i was writing a greentext for this >>42248285 but it quickly turned into something MUCH longer and not really suitable for greentext. id also rather not flood the thread.
>Fine, you greedy bastard. I'll do a com for the winner.
>but I'm not the best with logistics. Any tips or suggestions are appreciated
two things i feel needs to be specified because of this
1. just how will contestants be differentiated, will the com be a scene from the story or will we need some form of identification?
my suggestion is first that the submission itself should be edited with the com request. as its the easiest and most efficient way to say "hey my story won. here's the request. if thats not possible however the next best thing would be tripcodes (and nobody is a faggot here, so people shouldnt use them permanently)
2. is it a good idea to leave submission identification at "for contest" or "FC" in the pastebin/ao3 itself? what if you miss one of the submissions in a thread.
my suggestion is that "FOR CONTEST" should be at the top of the message as well, so a quick ctrl+F will be able to find all the submissions.

>> No.42249639

>>42249619
well you are screwed, also the older a bunny gets, the thiccer she gets

>> No.42249670

AI prompting has given me so many ideas. It's going to be easy to write now.

>> No.42249671

>>42249171
Based magus, very cool

>> No.42249752

>>42249273
I'll spoonfeed. Ao3 is modern day fanfiction.net. Pastebin has been a staple for posting greentexts or writefag OC for years, although it fell from grace circa 2021 or so when they had an anti-nsfw panic. Nothing has quite replaced pastebin yet.

>> No.42249775

>>42249265
Damnit, you gave a reasonable answer. Thanks for ruining my screeching fit, nicetard. Any pastebin-like restrictions on AnubisBot, or criteria needed to trigger it? Might actually get around to writing up a few pieces. Meh, it’ll likely be as pretentious and hackneyed as ever. Can’t believe you’re still doing this stuff over here, 4chan gave your ass the Stockholm’s or something…

>> No.42249823

So some nerd online told me she's going to have her aunt issue a 'blood hunt' on me.
How worried should I be?

>> No.42249827

Marry bug girls anon. You know you want to.

>> No.42249830

>>42249632
1. should be doable with an edit on Pastebin or a separate text from the same account. I don't know if PMs are a thing on AO3, but in both cases the winner could leave contact information somewhere so Magus could be the one to reach out to him.
About 2., personally I'd use something more identifiable than just FC, so it would avoid confusion and be easier to search in warosu when posted here. Something like "MA22MGSC" (abbreviated MagusAnon's 2022 Monster Girl Story Contest) could work, but feel free to propose another identifier.

>> No.42249837

>>42249823
her aunt and her friends are going to find you, you just need to have sex with them lmao

>> No.42249838

>>42249827
Give me a big sleepy tomboy grasshopper and I will.

>> No.42249843

>>42249752
Ao3 looks really full of gay-ass retards. and i'm not talking about cute alps/traps/shotas/whatever but lowiq/gaypride kind of idiots. maybe it's just me being drunk.

pastebin limitations are quite sad and piss me off.

thanks for the spoon, anyway.

>> No.42249850

>>42249639
>fall for Christmas cake rabbit
>make bunnies with her
>she evolves into milf rabbit
>+1 to hips and thighs
>I'm compelled to make more bunnies
>she gets thicker
>it's an endless cycle
>I spend the rest of my life breeding my wife
>basically just a monster spawner
>starting zone has been completely overrun by my offspring
>eldest daughter starts up bunny bandits and takes over starter town
>now it's considered a mid level zone
>the world becomes a little bit more dangerous for humans because I was too weak to resist the bunny.

>> No.42249851

>>42249837
>Just have sex with them lmao
The internet of the MGC is a magical place.
Granted, I wouldn't say no to some CC Vamps

>> No.42249876

>>42249843
>Ao3 looks really full of gay-ass retards. and i'm not talking about cute alps/traps/shotas/whatever but lowiq/gaypride kind of idiots. maybe it's just me being drunk.
just get over it, you can't boycott an entire fucking site just because you don't like some of the users.

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>>42239993

>> No.42249897

>>42249850
good job anon, you turned the CC into a raid boss
>giga bun thighs have a nice extra jiggly layer of meat, but also a giant amount of muscle.
>giga bun's primary attacks include:
>high leap, launches into the sky. then falls down and causes a massive shockwave
>stomp, stuns nearby humans.
>kick, massive damage and launches the hit target back
>entice, the jiggling of her thighs puts humans into a trance
>swarm, calls out the rest of the bun swarm.

>> No.42249905

The year of the bun is a fierce one, already they are in ascendance.

>> No.42249911

>Kiss unicorn
>She doesn’t turn into a bicorn
>Fuck unicorn
>She doesn’t turn into a bicorn
>Hold hands with a unicorn
>She turns into a bicorn because I held hands with my mother when she walked me to kindergarten

>> No.42250001

>>42249897
Turning a basic mg into a raid boss complete with a themed zone filled with daughters is honestly my post portal goal.

>> No.42250035

>>42249827
Nope, just Alice.

>> No.42250038

>>42249752
I posted my short wendigo story with the talking Husky on pastebin for a test since it’s my first story on there, that I might post more green texts on there later since I’m the same anon who was talking about the warlock and magical monster girl stuff so I might make something out of that don’t know yet.

>> No.42250072

>>42249171
would you guys be most interested in
>childhood friend x parasite slime
>watching a movie with manticore roommate
>werekiki
i aspire to do all three eventually but i have trouble prioritizing and am terribly slow

>> No.42250084

>>42250072
Werekiki? Would that be a extra fluffy Kiki or a Kiki that has bunny body parts to her.

>> No.42250089

>>42250084
more along the lines of a human being infected by kiki. like a werewolf

>> No.42250097

>>42250072
Movie night!

>> No.42250098

>>42250089
Every Full moon she cleans the house fully.

>> No.42250112

>Wake up
>Cum on the floor
>Make Kiki clean it up
>Her face grimaces at this action
>Do this for a weak straight
>Wake up
>Feel sore
>Kiki washing the sheets and my pants now with a big smile
>Can't cum
>Dick hurts
>She rides me every night when I'm asleep now
How do you properly bully Kiki?

>> No.42250126

>>42250112
clean everything while she sleeps and make meals instantly with magic whenever she needs to use the bathroom.

>> No.42250137

>>42250072
I lean towards the Manticore. I'd pick the Pslime, but no idea where that one would go.

>> No.42250197

>>42249632
com would be whatever you want, doesn't have to be related to your story

>> No.42250219

>>42250097
>>42250137
movie night it is

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>>42250112
>How do you properly bully Kiki?
She's technically a wolf girl. Take her for walkies, she'll hate that.

>> No.42250263

>>42250072
Know what? I've always complained hell cheshicores were overdone, but screw it. I'm nostalgic. Manticore roomie.

>> No.42250283

>>42250225
>She's technically a wolf girl.
??????????

>> No.42250290

>>42250283
kikis are a mix of wolf and bird, read up on their lore

>> No.42250292

>>42250072
>Werekiki
>3AM and mom has the irrational need to dust everything in the house

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>> No.42250350

>>42250342
She won't be laughing when I decide I live in her tails.

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>> No.42250367

>>42250342
Someone help that brother out he’s gonna get mofu brain!…..it’s too late for him isn’t it.

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>> No.42250376

>>42250357
bunnys in the family mean you have many aunts, and cousins you dont know about but they know everything about you and most are single

>> No.42250377

>>42250370
it's good to be king

>> No.42250391
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42250391

How does monster girl society care for the less fortunate? Do the disabled, orphans of war, and sick get left in the cracks of society or are monstergirls too maternal to leave them alone?

>> No.42250401

>>42250377
Listen, the kephri lord isn't an easy job.
You have to make sure each girl is kept happy, lay three or four of them a day, and ensure they aren't working themselves too hard!

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>>42250376
also 5-12 cousin-daughters per litter

>> No.42250412

>>42250401
I hear it’s tougher to be a god, especially to those ocelomeh

>> No.42250428

>>42250412
>"Oh great god! We have brought you another sacrifice!"
>"...How many mice girls are there in the jungle for you to capture?"
>"Do you accept our offering oh god?"

>> No.42250440

>>42250408
which makes more aunts and cousins for an uncle of yours, which ends up with many more bunnys and maybe a nephew and thats how you get an entire city of bunnys that are mostly single since a man can only have so much bun

>> No.42250443

>>42250350
Anon, all foxes desire to have a human stuck in their mofu realm.

>> No.42250468

>>42250428
>Wanting large mice when you could have any cat you want
>The thick and slightly chubby priestess
>The muscular and scarred warriors
>The stacked and milky farmers

>> No.42250473

>>42250468
priestess and milky farmers are my jam

>> No.42250515
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>>42250468
>The thick and slightly chubby priestess
Does she look a little bit like this, because I want to fuck the holy cow and make her my wife.

>> No.42250523

>>42250468
Its more a joke on the Ocelomeh offering 'sacrifices' like a cat brings in prey.

>> No.42250557

>>42250112
Get a dog. A big dog like a Lab or a Retriever, do stupid shit with him like play in the mud and make messes wherever you go, and make sure you always make sure to tell your dog how much you love him while just letting your kiki maid "thank you".

>> No.42250577
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Those silly cats haven't even figured out gunpowder yet. The gold is as good as ours, you only need be brave enough to join me!

>> No.42250605

>>42250577
I don't like Mexican food that much so no thanks.
cue a small horde of Ocelomeh kicking anon's door down each holding a recipe book passed down from their mothers

>> No.42250677

>>42250605
I’ll agree with you there Mexican food is overrated 99% of the time it’s tomatoes, lime, ground beef and cilantro

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>>42250577
>>42250605
>I don't like Mexican food that much so no thanks.

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>>42250680
cute rapekot.
God dammit I want tacos now

>> No.42250767

>>42250725
I don’t know what’s with me but those fluffy legs need to be grabbed and pulled while I drag her body back to my den aka my bedroom.

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>> No.42250833

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, get snug with the Bun Kingdom, because your rabbit overlords are coming.

>> No.42250843

>>42250577
>>42250680
>>42250725
>nooo taco cats are mean!
>you shouldn't go into the jungle, they'll bully you!
Is this just canine cope? These little things look adorable. No way they're vicious. I'm going to go find one tomorrow morning and scratch her ears.

>> No.42250942

https://youtube.com/shorts/UxHsGE0JCuw?feature=share

>> No.42250972

how do i defeat the yankee oni girl? she's good friends with the girlfriend of a member of the most notorious anon biker gang.

>> No.42250978
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>>42250843
>cut to 24 hours later
>anon is tied at the top of an altar in the mayan jungle, about to be sacrificed
idiot

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>>42250978
>Anon has a very serious misunderstanding of what exactly ocelomeh "sacrifice" entails
>Right before the sacrifice begins, Anon panics and shouts out the stars are misaligned for such an esoteric ritual
>Rapekots stop in their tracks, look up, realize it's midday, and begrudgingly wait for night only to find out that Anon was correct that the stars are, in fact, out of position
>Normally they wouldn't care but the head priestess is presiding and she refuses to marry under a bad omen
>So they push the sacrifice off until the stars are right
>Only for Anon to blurt out some other superstition that delays the sacrifice even further
>And somehow, it keeps working

>> No.42251082

>>42250978
>this isn't tacos!
>this is rape!
>I was lied to!
>ocelomehs agree to increase the advertising budget and hire more sidhe to draw chibi cats eating tacos

>> No.42251117

I got home and found a bell on the table that has "RING FOR SEX" engraved on it.
I wonder what happens if I ring it.

>> No.42251130

>>42251117
do it and report back please, one appeared on mine too and I have no clue what to do

>> No.42251137

>>42251117
>out comes an extra meaty and older kiki ready to serve your every sexual need, also mkaes very good food

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>>42251117
look under the table and you'll see who gave it to you

>> No.42251167

>>42251153
dammit anon you made me remember of that scare in bioshock.

>> No.42251168

>>42250843
>>42250978
You just have to introduce them to catnip and cause their empire to collapse from the sweeping social changes of the 'nip

>> No.42251206

>>42251168
>the nip actually makes them stronger
Uh oh!

>> No.42251210

>>42251168
>ocelomeh city once full of mighty buildings and noble warriors and priests
>now when you drive through you have to fight off mangy cats with a squeegee trying to get money at intersections
>trash and nip pipes on every corner
The Canine Intelligence Agency distributed that catnip, mark my words.

>> No.42251222

>>42251210
They still got the warriors tho, just in nip cartels now

>> No.42251245

>>42251168
>he thinks their empire will collapse
you fool you've doomed us all! the nip makes cats bug out and become aggressive when provoked.
not only that but they will now raid surrounding villages for more nip, and for husbands.
the only way to destroy an ocelomeh society is to introduce them to modern luxuries such as television and sweets. their bodies will become plump and untrained within a month.

>> No.42251256

>>42251245
Nice, I was thinking of doing that, maybe some family peluche, some Rosa de guadalupe, and some chocolate will do the trick

>> No.42251273

>>42251222
>decide to take a trip to Mexico to hang out with one of your racist internet friends
>end up on liveleak getting raped by an Ocelomeh cartel that halfway through turns into a sleepy cat cuddle pile

>> No.42251286
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42251286

I want to take Gazer out to a nice restaurant. She'll probably get embarrassed
>I'll make her wear nice clothes
>People can see us on a date
>She'll complain about going out for food when she can cook for me at home
>And she's fine just feeding of my spirit energy
And I just keep smiling at her, and tell her I wanted to do something nice for her.
>And then she blushes even more
Gazer is cute.

>> No.42251303

>>42251273
Most likely would end up being some sort of dealer in the states since I know spanish

>> No.42251310
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>>42251222
>Live in a border town
>Get taken hostage by a nip cartel soldier during a deal gone wrong
>She takes you back over the border
Welcome to the family, Anon.

>> No.42251334

>>42251303
>Canada anons having to fight off Mist Continent and Zipangu gangs while their government take bribes to look the other way
>All while getting harassed by winter girls calling then hosers
Mamono North America is scary...

>> No.42251340

Get a centaur wife so that you don't have to rely on theomorphosis potion to transform into a horse to gallop across wide and far lands, plus you won't have to worry about random passerby monsters trying to milk your dong in horse form, those wonderland girls will do anything to get a man...

>> No.42251353

>>42251340
Kill yourself.

>> No.42251354

>>42251334
My bro, u think that’s bad, go to the big apple.
>>42251310
>tfw she’s your cousin in the third degree

>> No.42251357

>>42251354
>go to the big apple.
I will NOT get molested by the giant rat girls!

>> No.42251362

>>42251310
Holy moly, I forgot this image existed, I ought to color it. Leona Heidern ocelomeh was a great idea, looking back at it.

>> No.42251389

>>42251357
That the least of your worries, Anon.
You gotta worry about the tanukis, the kots, the hounds, the kakuen, the devil bugs, the beelzuubs, the Wurms in the subway just to name a few

>> No.42251417

>>42251389
>the hounds, the kakuen,
Oh please, the New York ones are nothing. Now if we were talking about the ones living in Chicago or Baltimore I might be scared. Or those Cheshires from Philly.

>> No.42251427

I have no doubt most MGs would see us as cute, dateable, rapeable and marriable. But they would see a lot if not most anons as people that consider Tomoko Kuroki cute and waifu material. You want to hug and fuck her, but makes you feel second hand embarrassment at times from her antics and you know that you shouldn't like her, but you do.

>> No.42251493

>>42251417
You sure? Then go down to the Bronx projects lmao. Them hounds don’t play, also lots of good food there

>> No.42251522
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What are your thoughts on MGs doing a semen-only diet? Would you prefer they eat regular food?

>> No.42251536

>>42251522
I’d like her be to make food as well as be able eat with me

>> No.42251543

>>42250112
Cum all over her instead. She won't get what she wants, but she can't really complain about you wasting semen if you give her entire body a glazing. The time spent cleaning herself up will let her think about her actions.

>> No.42251602

>>42251522
It would be pretty dang convenient, that's for sure. Makes more sense for species of more magickal nature. I'd intuitively expect it to be a bit of a spectrum; at one end beastgirls have basically normal diets outside of sex; at the other, I wouldn't be surprised if my Sylph was completely uninterested in having a bite of my steak. Succubi are a sorta-middleground, in my mind- capable of subsiding entirely on fuckpower, but still having appetite and enjoyment of food.

>> No.42251622

>>42251602
>Succubi are a sorta-middleground, in my mind- capable of subsiding entirely on fuckpower, but still having appetite and enjoyment of food.
I remember the books saying pretty much the same thing.

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>Anon is a cameraman for a documentary about the nip-cartels
>Gets halfway through filming before Anon "disappears"
>This is a big issue since both sides would rather not have the other be upset
>Right before the rest of the crew gives up on him, they find him getting sucked off in a closet by one of the lieutenants
All this posting about catnip cartels makes me want a MG parody documentary about them

>> No.42251658

>Man does one kind thing
>Monster girl is now fully in love with him
This is very cute, but it doesn't make for a good romantic story.
What about this instead:
>Man is reluctant to befriend a monster
>He's still respectful of her
>Monster girl tries her best to seduce him
>It's only after weeks of knowing each other that love truly blooms

>>42251522
Semen-only is the way to go.
Actual meals should be reserved for special occasions.

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>>42239993
>Your Demon Realm state assigned partner has arrived
>"I am here as your assigned battle buddy. And your life partner to bear your children."

>> No.42251708

>>42251656
>that pic
>POV: A white boy tourist gets cat called by the local jaguar women
>"Yo white boy! You single, need a girlfriend???"

>> No.42251716

>>42251656
>>42251708
Dangerous business

>> No.42251723

>>42251427
Most people who like her do so because they find her relatable. Think what kind of Succ would look at you with heart pupils and think "he's just like me".

>> No.42251732

>>42251493
No thanks. I don't want to eat food from some dumb hellhound that calls me rude names just cause I was born pale.

>> No.42251767

>>42251708
>tfw a cougar is catcalling you while you are drinking near the beach
>And you finally made that cut and saw the fruits of your labor made in the gym
>You go over to her and talk a bit
>She cant stop touching you but you dont dislike her touching you
>Learn that she likes the same vidya as you, as well as the fact shes knows some people and can get you the latest pc cards
>Just gotta go home with her
>>42251732
Anon, some are like that but most dont care, in fact they like fresh white meat

>> No.42251859

>>42251708
>go visit a beach in Notmexico
>hear a group of ocelomeh start whispering about "reconquista"
>cat call you with "conejo blanco" and start to get angry when you refuse to sit with them and have a cerveza
Do you remain rude and shun them, or do you flirt with your feline friends?

>> No.42251861

>>42251658
>It's only after weeks of knowing each other that love truly blooms
Boring, 3DPD-tier. It's not romantic unless she destroys my pelvis within 5 minutes of meeting me for the first time.

>> No.42251878

>>42251658
>monstergirls should spend weeks courting the romantic love of a man
>monstergirls should eat only cum

>> No.42251886

>>42251859
I can't drink beer, it makes me all sleepy. I guess it can't hurt to have some water or something with them.

>> No.42251929

>>42251522
semen only is a good way to get me to cook normal meals for her.

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>Go into a Favela
>Wow there sure are a lot of werecats here

>> No.42251968

>>42251962
nah, you'd see lots of kakuens speaking Portuguese

>> No.42251985

>>42251886
Don't do that, Anon! It's tainted with Tezcatlipoca's revenge! An insidious aphrodisiac that turns tourists into submissive scratching posts for the local jungle cats!

>> No.42251986

>>42251968
And playing soccer in the streets

>> No.42251998

>>42251859
que conjeo blanco, mas onions un gorilla

>> No.42252009

>go to kotmexico
>too scared to set foot outside your hotel room
>cry a bit
>kot hags open bloodshot eyes several miles away when they hear the sniffles

>> No.42252013

>>42251998
>onions
God I love how the word filter just completely fucks you guys over like this

>> No.42252023

>>42251985
>Tezcatlipoca
I can't even begin to pronounce that. Pretty sure if I admitted that though it'd just make em madder...

>> No.42252029

>>42252013
damn, i just noticed it to,
>>42252009
those viejas are gonna enter your room when you are asleep make you some breakfast, then ask you why are so sad in spanish, then you are going to go out with them to have some fun

>> No.42252039

>See Spider Girl
>Do courtship dance
>She is very confused

>> No.42252051

>>42252039
>her mom didnt teach her about that but her grandma whose right next to her is so damn happy and explains what the young anon did

>> No.42252109

Bicorns deserve the rope

>> No.42252121

>>42251656
I didn’t know I needed hellhounds and jaguar girls calling me white boy, but now I have a great need.

>> No.42252123

>>42251878
That's how they court a man, asking him to cum into a glass and then drink it while commenting on exquisite taste and texture, as if they were tasting fine wine.

>> No.42252141

>>42252123
ew, imma just go after her instead

>> No.42252152

>>42252141
>elegant Wight acts outraged by your sudden advance and gaslights you into believing that there is nothing improper about cumming into mamono's glass and this is the first step of courtship

>> No.42252153

>>42252039
>>42252051
Listen I'm SURE they're nice and all but if I fucking saw a spider girl pulling some fucking Jake Gyllenhaal Enemy shit I'd fucking slam fire a shotgun into her so fast you have no idea.

>> No.42252157

>>42239993
I am a STAUNCH believer in slime girl supremacy, with Bird girls being the only possible contenders.

That is all, to each their own opinion, but this is mine.

>> No.42252178

>>42252157
slime birds

>> No.42252183

>>42252152
Don’t believe her and kiss her instead and keep the kinks in the bed room, romantic stuff everywhere. The wight shall be loved by this peasant anon in such a way

>> No.42252227

I am weak to kikimoras

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>>42252227
>anon just completely melts from someone caring about him
many such cases

>> No.42252266

>>42252254
Correction. I am weak to brunette kikimoras. White hair does nothing for me.

>> No.42252267

I'm gonna make a world tournament to FIGHT all the Monster Girls that dare Enter!
IF I WIN they have to wear a Shirt stating they are a loser!
If they win, then I hold her hand... and marry her.. But that would never happen!

>> No.42252289

>>42252267
>Anon loses round 1 to a pit bull cu sith

>> No.42252300

>>42252267
>anon gets dragoncel'd, the movie, the game.

>> No.42252305

>>42252178
Strange idea, but I am certainly not opposed

>> No.42252309

>>42252300
>Deonora herself enters the tournament
>get mere'd and has to wear a funny shirt

>> No.42252339

>Fox telling my to sign a few papers before I can get a job there
>They are marriage certificates
>Point it out
>She acts confused and starts visibly crying

>> No.42252349

>>42252339
>meido hiring contracts are actually marriage certificates

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>>42249171
I keep writing down prompts as I think of them but nothing really gets me going

Might just post a story I posted her once and never again if I run out of time. It's a shit first draft that I never iterated on but it would be better than nothing

Remember, it's rude to kill demons who love you

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>>42252339

>> No.42252421

>>42252339
>starts visibly crying
Don't do this to me

>> No.42252492

>>42251986
Try saying out loud in the Monster girl favela:

>"Lionel Messi is a terrible godawful soccer player and Argentina did not deserve to win

>> No.42252542

>>42252492
>What are you gonna do? Flop at me?

>> No.42252544

>>42252349
>maids assume master is too busy/dumb to read the contract before signing
>start sweating when anon takes his time reading it while only letting out the occasional "Hmm..."

>> No.42252622

>>42252544
>employer is obligated to deposit 1 (one) full load of cum in the employee at least once a day
>employee is obligated to perform fellatio on employer no less than 3 (three) times a day and must swallow
>after 10 years of service, the employee shall enter retirement and marry the employer, producing no less than 5 (five) children within next decade.
goddamn mamono contracts

>> No.42252682

>>42252622
>only after 10 years of service
We start day 1 and we dont stop, ever.

>> No.42252715

>>42252544
>maids assume master is too busy/dumb to read the contract before signing
If master is too busy to read the contract, he's gonna be too busy to indulge in passionate snu-snu for any amount of time
kikis probably hate those workaholic college students and scientists who eat nothing but instant food abd coffee, and pull all nighters to complete their theses

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One last rapekot before bed.
Every thread is made better with rapekot posting

>> No.42252823
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>>42252682
>anon is given the "employer of the year" award by meido academy

>> No.42252941

>>42252289
Lots of Anons said they like muscle girls...

>> No.42252982
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>>42252793
Okay then

>> No.42253007

>>42252823
>kiki representive goes to anons home to deliver award
>anon opens the door holding 5 mini kikis and 10 more scattered around his legs

>> No.42253041

>>42253007
>Kiki rep bites her lip from sheer jealously

>> No.42253073

Can I have a son as well as daughters?

>> No.42253086

>>42253073
It's extremely rare but as per general MGE rules, it's possible if it's what it takes to make (You) happy

>> No.42253117

>>42253073
Your son will probably become a big target for Mamonos to go after since he shares similar energy to them, so be ready for the whining and complaining from your son when he gets back from school if he thinks his monster girl classmates are being too clingy towards him.

>> No.42253183

>>42253117
>have son with dragon
>son brings home a dwarf from school
>wife starts freaking out about dwarves trying to steal her treasure again

>> No.42253217

>>42253183
Dwarves don't steal treasure, they dig it up from the deep

>> No.42253307

I’m going to trigger shog’s yandere side by being dense and acting like she’s just my maid and not my wife.

>> No.42253321

>>42250978
I can't understand what this Kot is saying, but it sounds very smug.

>> No.42253384

>>42253217
I believe he’s referencing the hobbit but not sure.

>> No.42253408

>>42253384
I know but even there the burglar was a hobbit

>> No.42253428

>>42252622
>Breakfast: Kiki goes to her master to get him ready foe his day and sucks off his morning wood to relieve it and get the first load of the day.

>Lunch: Kiki prepares a meal of master and gives him the customary mid-day mealtime blowjob.

>Dinner: After eating dinner, master should use this time of relaxation to give her maid her creampie of the day if he hasn't already, or again if he so chooses.

>Night: Kiki sees her master to bed, and makes sure master will be refreshed for the next day by draining his balls inside her mouth.

>> No.42253448
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Do you reckon mamono allow their former paladin husbands to meet up once a month for some pro-Order LARP type thing? To get it out of their systems.

>> No.42253492

>>42253448
>meet up once a month for some pro-Order LARP type thing?
also known as "Poker Night"

>> No.42253668

>>42253492
I just imagined a bunch of men in crusader armor gathered around a table playing cards before one of them flips the table out of anger while he yells out profane things about mamonos of how controlling and smothering they are and also about how the card game is stupid since he lost the game and has to pay up now, just a swirl of emotions would be exhibited from the losing paladin.

>> No.42253700

>>42253448
I don't know how this is supposed to even work, most former Orderites would likely have PTSD from all the horrible shit rather than nostalgia
>man, I kinda miss life under Order
>yeah, I might have a perfectly happy life with my perfect nympho wife and sex magic solving all my problems, but I miss killing innocent people to cover up the lies of my megalomaniac superiors
>and the constant fear of being betrayed and executed in some political play, those were the days, guys

>> No.42253891 [SPOILER] 

>>42249171
>like you've told yourself for the past half decade
but i never told myself i'd write anything longer than a single greentext post

>> No.42254488

I'm going to post dick pics online and not even hide my IP.
I'll leave recognizable landmarks in the pictures.
I'll sleep naked with my bedroom window open.

>> No.42255092

>>42253448
when the dormouse sleep, the paladin will play.

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>>42254488
Ironically, a gay homosexual rapist finds you first, and you become a full-on alp after IMMEDIATELY falling in love with your rapist.

>> No.42255167

>>42249171
Eh...not entering but I'll try an get an update for my ongoing story by the end of the month.

>> No.42255272

>>42255110
Nta but can you like not.

>> No.42255508

>>42251986
>soccer
If you keep talking like that they will kick your ass.

>> No.42255602

>>42255508
Football only refers to handegg, son. It's the American way.

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She's a real sweetheart

>> No.42255948
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42255948

Happy Year of the Rabbit.
I want Gazer-chan in all the cute zodiac outfits.

>> No.42256035

Ideas what to draw?

>> No.42256064
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42256064

>>42255602
Down with america! support... whatever the fuck this flag is!

>> No.42256068
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>>42256035
White horn in a wedding dress.

>> No.42256072

>>42256035
harpy as a hooters waitress

>> No.42256105

>>42240188
how will she react when she finds out I've gone to the desert without even packing because I met an Apophis on vacation who wanted me to come with her

>> No.42256111

>>42256035
A Leanan Sidhe gushing over Barry Windsor-Smith, Moebius and Katsuhiro Otomo

>> No.42256200

>>42256105
hehehehe come

>> No.42256238

>>42256035
thicc rabbit

>> No.42256275
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>>42239993

>> No.42256488

>>42256035
what happens when shogs have a second rebellion against their masters

>> No.42256607

go to some rabbit farms, anon

>> No.42256762

Based on lore, it seems monster girls have a problem with handling their intrusive thoughts when around men. That's not very lady-like, i expect monsters to have discipline.

>> No.42256764

>>42256035
Gazer bunny

>> No.42256785
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STONE SEX.

>> No.42256806

>>42256785
based SEX poster
>portals not ready to transfer people, but mamono can now shitpost on our internet

>> No.42256834

>>42256762
Anon, have sex with monster girl

>> No.42256849

>>42256806
>he doesn't know about 4mon

>> No.42256870

>>42256785
You should not fuck statues.

>> No.42256928
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>>42256870
Why not ?

>> No.42256945

>>42256785
How was I supposed to know tagging her was a marriage proposal?

>> No.42256965

>>42256870
Anon is right you should only cum on them so they have to sit there until night with it on them

>> No.42256970

>>42256928
It's wrong.

>> No.42256976
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>>42239993

>> No.42257018
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My boss can't be this cute.

>> No.42257035

>>42257018
But would she let me listen to power metal?

>> No.42257045
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>> No.42257071

>>42256785
>msgk loli gargoyle gf
>keep her next to your desk during the day like a 1:1 scale lewd anime figurine

>> No.42257086
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>>42257045
>you will never have a mg family.
Why even live...

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>> No.42257131

>>42256785
The star-crossed lovers of a gargoyle and a guy who has to get up really early for work and needs his sleep

>> No.42257152

>>42257107
I wish the one on the right was a incubus shota, the size and age difference would be so hot.

>> No.42257177
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AAAIIIEEE send help bros....
My pelvis is being reduced to dust...

>> No.42257187

>>42257131
So they write letters? There was a couple in Discworld who kept different hours and hadn't seen each other in years despite living in the same house.

>> No.42257203

Please post more happy family stuff, my heart needs it.

>> No.42257211
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>>42257203

>> No.42257246

>>42256970
The statues disagree.

>> No.42257259
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>>42257203
I guess I can post mine that I made for fun a couple threads back.

>> No.42257308

>tfw no monster wife who can make your prescriptions
feels bad

>> No.42257318

Whst do yiu want in mg?

>> No.42257329

>>42257318
teleporting grandma loli

>> No.42257369

I want to get isekai'd into DL's Castle as a shota in my now oversized clothes.

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>> No.42257409

>>42257369
>tfw you ask her. Where's mommy, onee chan
>>42257389
Anon, she needs to eat, she's bulking

>> No.42257474

>>42256035
Holstaur playboy bunny.

>> No.42257493

>>42256035
A bunch of was girks busting down a door and saying this is a sting operation

>> No.42257501

doppelganger potion, now you can be in two places at once, so when your wife feels like being perpetually horny, you can clone yourself to deal with her, while you get to go out drinking with friends!

>> No.42257518

>>42257369
Gonna latch onto one of her daughters.

>> No.42257531
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>>42257474
>skipping from 2021 to 2023
Sad

>> No.42257535 [SPOILER] 

>>42257177
just drink her milk, the calcium will make your bones (and boner) stronger

>> No.42257541

>>42257369
>end up playing with the maids
>goes into very Important meetings, flips the dragon queens skirt, she wears dragon print panties

>> No.42257546

>>42252339
>>42252374
a good firm hug is called for

>> No.42257551

>>42256035
pov guided/forced boob-grab

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>>42257203

>> No.42257656
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>> No.42257665

I wish to spend all night vigorously breeding mesugaki Manticore butts.

>> No.42257668

>>42257647
How does the small fox already have so many tails?

>> No.42257676

>>42257656
She needs to eat more

>> No.42257721

>>42257668
dont question fox logic, some are just born with multiple.

>> No.42257723 [SPOILER] 

>>42257668
she found a boy her age in school and he was as mugh of a board game nerd as she was, even if he doesn't know how to play Go he's still good enough for her to upgrade him from childhood friend to childhood friend with benefits

>> No.42257726

>>42257668
mom's milk is just that potent

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>>42257668
i've never met a fox a day over the age of 25

>> No.42257741 [SPOILER] 

>>42257723
>mugh
much
clearly that boy is stupid when it comes to certain things, but that's why she loves him so much

>> No.42257821

>>42257731
>chernobyl fox

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>> No.42257903

>>42257860
Ms. Demon from next door looks so hot but i might not have a chance with her

>> No.42257935

>>42257668
She has very powerful parents.

>> No.42258149

>>42257935
>Anon finally impregnates ancient evil fox
>He became a hero-tier incubus from all the sex
>Daughter is born will 8 tails
>Everyone thinks she's an old hag who joined the sabbath

>> No.42258260

>>42257259
What the hell is with the Lean Monster.

>> No.42258276

be careful of a certain rabbit that lives in Eintei, her red eyes are very dangerous for your mental health

>> No.42258326
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>>42258260
You mean the purple wendigo incubus that’s supposed to be me, if you were in the past threads you would know this which I was inspired by this photo when I was designing the characters.

>> No.42258344

>>42258326
I don't spend much time in these threads anymore so I was confused don't get defensive, Jesus.

>> No.42258363

>>42258344
Not really getting defensive or angry just explaining things of what you were confusion about.

>> No.42258381

>>42258363
*Confused* I meant not confusion.

>> No.42258466
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ms flayer is your friend

>> No.42258497

>>42258466
shes also my grand aunt, i think?

>> No.42258504

>>42258466
Why is she dressed like a priestess?
Are we going to pray to chtulhu-chan?

>> No.42258525

>>42258504
you said you wanted nun gf

>> No.42258563

>>42258466
>ms. Flayer enters anons mind
>finds an empty head with the thought “squishy lady cute” bouncing around

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>>42258525
they got one of those too

>> No.42258570

>>42258466
She looks gloomy, she needs a dumb boyfriend with a smooth brain she can play with.

>> No.42258576

>>42258363
Sounds like a skill issue.

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>>42248145
Urban fantasy?

>> No.42258613

>>42258611
i love this dudes okuu

>> No.42258643

>you find yourself sandwiched between identical twin, autistic anubises, both well-endowed and with long black hair

>> No.42258652

>>42258643
! ! ! !

>> No.42258656

>>42258643
I hope they're ready to teach me to get good at factorio

>> No.42258659

>>42258466
>Pops into anons head
>Only buns fill his mind
>Nothing but buns are around, hopping, playing , and existing
>Flayer becomes a mindflayer bunny

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Short of inviting another single monstergirl over, I wonder what would cause the meido monsters to ‘break character’ and go
>wtf, you do know we’re married right

>> No.42258665

>>42258643
I have 2 hands which I will use for double tummy-rubs
They stand no chance.

>> No.42258679

>>42258662
Asking her how to approach a coworker with the intent to date

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>>42258643
Nice

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>>42257731
Why does she need so many ears?

>> No.42258746

>>42258643
Gonna wrap them up tightly to simulate full hugging.

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>>42257731
Where's my 17 year 364 days and 23 hours old fox gf?

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>>42256068
Here's the lass on her very special day

>> No.42258769

>>42258733
Maybe the other ears have electroreception capabilities similar to a fish which is literally a biological sonar, so she can probably even track you down with her eyes closed.

>> No.42258778

>>42258754
neat

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>>42258754
Fucking nice.

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>> No.42258805

>>42258725
>the riddle of the sphinx was what color of pan she was wearing
>the answer, of course, was none

>> No.42258809

Im going ro drop a bunch patreons (including KC's) and may shift most of what I was paying to the one content creator that consistently puts out content.

>> No.42258810

>>42258754
Beau'ifol

>> No.42258815

>>42248145
i should be able to ask random people what "ambiplasma" is and what it is used for, and get a right answer 9 times out of 10

>> No.42258818

>>42258809
nice blog

>> No.42258821

>>42258466
>Remember, Gally loves you!
RAIN OF ARACHNE

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>> No.42258827

>>42258754
anon, you make cute monsters

>> No.42258830

>>42258802
lol ai art

>> No.42258845

>>42258754
>ms. white horn finally got a married
Can’t wait for all the little white horns that will be running around

>> No.42258849

>>42258754
why are her tits a wireframe

>> No.42258854

>>42258830
>>>/h/7084969

>> No.42258859

>>42258854
Oh shit, it's an adorable harpy.

>> No.42258865

>>42258854
polydactyly strikes again

>> No.42258867

>>42258849
was supposed to be that net thing that some wedding dresses have

>> No.42258893

>>42258805
Wait that's cheating, the International Riddle Regulatory Commitee will hear about this.

>> No.42258924

Why doesn't /mgt/ like cute and funny girls anymore?

>> No.42258930

>>42258924
Are you stupid or is this just the /v/ way of requesting more?

>> No.42258945

That shirohebi isn't even a real shrine maiden, she's a ZAV (Zipangunese adult video) actress playing the role of a shrine maiden.
And now you just walked into the shot of the camera, you must play along with her for her next feature film so she can finally be famous!

>> No.42258957

>>42258930
both

>> No.42258960

>>42251861
>Local Cheshire and Baph work together to get an Alice to force herself onto me

>> No.42259024

>>42258945
Would monster girls even really indulge in digital porn if it was a thing in MGE, especially I would think Hebis would want that being a private thing between her and her husband, that if anything they would have private porn tapes of them fucking each other.

>> No.42259058

>>42258945
Why do all the directors have leaf hats?

>> No.42259060

>>42259024
yes if the momonika sabbath is anything to go by

>> No.42259071

>>42259058
dont worry about it, i did so many scenes with this wurm as well as this jabberwock who are jiust my type but for some reason are way bigger than me

>> No.42259149

>>42259024
>what is hagtown, for 500.

>> No.42259152

You will never make an old fox feel young again.

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>>42259152

>> No.42259163
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>>42259152
grandmas need love too

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>>42259152
How about making a young fox feel old by blowing out her back?

>> No.42259176

>>42259171
Like bane? How would that make her feel young?

>> No.42259186

>>42259152
you sure?

>> No.42259193

>>42259152
But that’s my goal though
I would go into the deepest parts of the fox shrine to romance the old foxes

>> No.42259194

>>42259176
Well, it'd let her know that you're a big guy for her, but you read that wrong.

>> No.42259223

>>42259159
This fucking fox started my descend into hagness

>> No.42259234

>>42259223
I don't think you're the only one.

>> No.42259240

I fuccked up

>> No.42259255

>>42259240
storytime?

>> No.42259268

>>42259255
No i fucked up
I can't go to these threads anymore
Goodbye everyone

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>>42259223
Same, something about her really gets me going.

>> No.42259312

>>42259284
Every old fox needs to know the joy of motherhood

>> No.42259316

>>42259268
>yes! ive successfully summoned a hebi!
>hello master, im the only person you ever need
>(several days later)
>... master, whats this in your browser history?
>oh, its just the monster girl thread.
>master. IM the only monster you need, you need not look at these whores.
>but i just like monster gi-
>NO MASTER. ONLY. ME!

>> No.42259330

>>42259316
To be fair if I had a hebi I would no longer need these threads, I would be way too busy taking care of her and the minihebis

>> No.42259374

>>42259312
Need to make "infertile" monsters pregnant with a litter.

>> No.42259389

>>42259374
>tfw you end up making that realllllllllllllllllllly old dragon pregnant with 30 triplets

>> No.42259395

>>42259374
A monster's womb never turns off, it merely goes to sleep-mode.
Make sure to give her ovaries a rude awakening.

>> No.42259401
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Pure lolis with lewd bodies are just lewd lolis who don't know it yet.

>> No.42259416

>>42259389
Now I understand monsters save up eggs so hags are insanely fertile but what exactly does "30 triplets" mean

>> No.42259425

>>42259416
lays 30 eggs, 3 dragon babies come out

>> No.42259429
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>>42259401
I want a alice with a big butt to give me a buttjob.

>> No.42259435

>>42259425
from each egg

>> No.42259437

>>42259389
>Denora unable to get up from her throne she's so gravid.
>>42259395
It's said hag monsters can feel their eggs start to be made again when a virile younger man enters them.

>> No.42259454

>>42259060
Momonika lolis would want to film ZAV with (Me)?

>> No.42259457

Hag monsters are built for shota cock.

>> No.42259463

>>42259437
>cum inside
>she flinches
>something has shaken loose
>octuplets

>> No.42259475

>>42259437
nah, it happens the moment a hag sees a younger man show interest in them, and you actually hear it sometimes in hag living dolls and hag automatons

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You can't beat the tail. Nope, not the tail.

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>>42259454
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Projecting_Mirror
>Among young mamono, it is said that proudly sharing the sight of intercourse with a partner like this has become popular. Surely on the other side of the mirror a friend of Momonika is also in the middle of being joined with a partner.

>> No.42259512

Can mamono mana cute the crossed?

>> No.42259534

>>42259512
The crossed virus monsterizes and makes them turbo hyper horny (compared to previous horny state) instead.
If you see a Hellwan with a red cross on her face you know you're extra fucked

>> No.42259539

>>42259499
just wait until the 'grandmas gone wild' shirokuto sex tape gets out

>> No.42259575

>>42259475
>exploring ancient battlefield, trying to find some scrap of metal or an artifact you can sell in town to a merchant so you can buy a scrap of food
>Spy a small, moss covered hill with birds on it and decide to look there next
>As you get closer you realize it isn't a hill, but a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Automaton. Probably a Battle Model, with some huge...chassis
>You decide to search for some items in its shadow
>At first you think the face is kind of creepy, but looking closer it's kind of cute. Looks like a young woman fast asleep rather than some awe inspiring war machine
>As you search for items you brush up against one of it's arms
>All of a sudden there's a rumbling sound, and the birds quickly fly off the Automaton as the moss beings to fall
>You realize too late the machine has woken up
>Its stands to full height, towering above and looking down, though its eyes are still closed
>When it opens them ruby red facsimiles of eyes with dark red pupils stare down at you
>In a deep contralto voice like the richest milk chocolate she beings to speek
>"TARGET AC-...AC-"
>She stops and blinks a few times
>Deep within her you can hear whirring and clicking noises, the sound of something being filled up and lights flashing over her tummy
>On her stomach a strange heart shaped tattoo is formed
>Her eyes blink a few times...and the in her eyes red becomes pink, and her pupils turn into pink hearts
>"ATTACK PROTOCOLS OVERRIDDEN, BREEDING PROTOCOLS ENGAGED!"

>> No.42259584

>>42259499
I don't like what young monsters get up to

>> No.42259589

>>42259539
>Prithee divest thyself of thy vesture
>I like the funny words you say magic goat

>> No.42259633

>>42259575
>like a young woman
>Not a mature older woman
but who cares
>And you try and run
>But since shes way bigger, she quickly catches up to and you are scared stiff, both in body and pants
>And instead of just jumping your bones, she just cuddles you and makes sure you feel safe and secure in her arms as she slowly plays with your body

>> No.42259640

>>42259429
I want to ass grab, thighfuck and hotdog a young big butt Anubis before having sex with her ass.

>> No.42259657
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cute bunny

>> No.42259705

>>42248509

This post is going to make a lot of kissless virgin spiders angry

>> No.42259712

>>42259657
Oh shit it's pikablu!

>> No.42259717

>>42259712
pokemon are the cutest monster girls of all

>> No.42259719
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>>42259657
Pet the bun

>> No.42259723

>>42248638

It's bullshit, literally a snippet made up by a columnist to prove how easy it is for disinformation to spread, google it.

>> No.42259729
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>>42248509
>8 spiders a year suck you off in your sleep

>> No.42259737

>>42259729
>it's the same 8 spiders too shy to confront you
>anon has a harem without ever realizing it

>> No.42259744

>>42259719
So many monsters are mad at how bunnies are getting the attention now some are even becoming bunnies, I’ve seen a hellhound become a bunny

>> No.42259761

>>42259729
8 spiders a day maybe

>> No.42259774

>>42259761
Keep your horror harem to yourself.

>> No.42259789

>>42259744
>lust of a bun
>rape train power of hellwan

How horrifying

>> No.42259812
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>>42259744
pet the bunny

>> No.42259825

>>42259812
If she had thiccer thighs

>> No.42259858

>>42259812
Only if she puts on proper clothes and eats her vegetables

>> No.42259869

>>42259858
there's something special to a well-mannered and properly dressed msgk

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>> No.42259940

dont play with some caviar in your mouth in front of mermaids

>> No.42259946

>>42259940
I ain't that rich anon

>> No.42259950

>>42259946
or roe

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>> No.42260026

>>42260008
How does she go anywhere with tails that big?

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bunny or conejo?

>> No.42260074

>>42259499
That's absolutely amazing. I hope they like object insertion, specula, and endoscopy!

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Here me out now
Ocelomehs
Shortstack ocelomehs
ANGRY shortstack ocelomehs

>> No.42260103

>>42260089
sounds like a kot from back home

>> No.42260127

>>42260089
Gonna hug them.
I need it after a long run.

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>>42260015

>> No.42260166

>>42259499
I want an Alice. Would Momonika's friends help me "befriend" an Alice in one of their videos?

>> No.42260171

>>42260166
>alice watching a video of herself and unable to remember doing it
wait, that's sad

>> No.42260191

>>42260171
It's like 50 First Dates but with porn.

>> No.42260199

>hot loli manticore rape livestreamed straight to your parents house
Does the shame begin immediately or just when you just start to enjoy it?

>> No.42260230

>>42260199
Why would anyone send that to your family? Great way to ruin relationships.

>> No.42260242

>>42260230
they'll come around once the grandkids start popping out

>> No.42260245

>>42260230
To monsters it's just sending a wedding video.

>> No.42260260

>>42260230
accidental cast to family room TV

>> No.42260272

>>42260171
Or, she's able to remember it, but has forgotten what it is she's doing?

>> No.42260277

>tfw you accidently cast to the family tv your live stream of you pounding your older haku teacher
>And you hear your pops saying, "I knew my son liked hags, I fucking knew it"

>> No.42260300

>>42260260
Reminds me of a touhou comic

>> No.42260315

>>42260230
On wings of glory we will carry on.

>> No.42260333

>>42260277
>hag monster has to keep herself from calling her father-in-law "young man"

>> No.42260336

>>42260272
>111)Q:You are always entertaining me. I was a little worried about writing SS, but I was wondering to what extent Alice's "memory loss" feature is effective in your writing. For example, if she is pranked by her brother, does she lose her memory of the prank as well? Or does she lose her memory only if she loses her virginity? It would be exciting to have an Alice who knows nothing about sex or men, but is actually addicted to masturbation. ......lol

>A:I think that the loss of virginity and memories of sexual intercourse are almost certain to disappear, but as for the rest, it depends on whether Alice is aware that it is sexual intercourse or not. Even if she lost her virginity, she remembers only "kissing" like a lover at the time of intercourse, and I think this may happen because she is out of the loop from time to time regarding foreplay and kissing other than the actual performance.

From KC, circa 2015.

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>>42239993

>> No.42260366

>>42260333
>Then she looks at yourmom and understands why pops knew that u liked hags

>> No.42260369

>>42260242
No they won't. Are you retarded?

>> No.42260371

>>42260277
i hope it turns off before they get to the part where i call her mommy

>> No.42260378

>>42260245
well maybe monsters should stop being fucking disgusting freaks

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>>42260378
don't think that's happening

>> No.42260412

>>42260392
damn, poor elf, has shit calf genetics

>> No.42260423

>>42260336
>"Onii-chan! I found these videos our friends made! It looks like they're of us! Can we watch them?"
>"Onii-chan, what are we doing? That looks like fun~! Can we try something like that now?"
>"Oh, wait! One of our friends said that if I liked the video, I should ask her to help next time! She said she could make the next one even better!"

>> No.42260458

>>42260371
well, hope ypur ready for a real awkward dinner

>> No.42260536

>>42260458
>go to dinner with your hag harem at your family's house
>"Mom, can you pass the potatoes?"
>four hands two paws, a tentacle, and a manticore's tail all reach for the bowl

>> No.42260544

>>42260423
>After awakening in Wonderland, Alice remembers every video
>From the gentle, loving, passionate sex, to the weird kinky things
>And she has a ton of ideas for new videos
>But wants to start by recording a reaction to every video she made, while masturbating with onii-chan's "flesh dildo"

>> No.42260611

>>42259499
I want to be Momonika'a onii-chan and help her be a good example to her mesugaki friends by showing her getting domination lossed.

>> No.42260669

>>42253183
>>42253217
>slander against dwarves

ANOTHER ENTRY TO THE BOOK OF GRUDGES!

>> No.42260674

>>42260669
I wish dwarves hated goblins instead of elves. Or both. Both is good.

>> No.42260675

What are the biggest non-sexual culture clashes between humans and mamono?

>> No.42260724

>>42260675
does women not being held as superior to men count as non sexual?

>> No.42260725

>>42260675
Demons and church.

>> No.42260726

>>42260675
how to treat a man

>> No.42260730

>>42260675
Good luck trying to watch a movie in a theatre full of Hellhounds. Loud talking and cheering whatever is happening on the screen, granted I understand why they were cheering for Little Red Riding Kun's ending, it was truly a happy ending when The Big Bad Wan helped him reach his grandfathers house and they discovered his grandfather's new wife was a wan as well.

>> No.42260739

>>42260675
Imagine distributing coke to a specific region in mgeland and pepsi to another one.

>> No.42260784

>>42260739
>Order gets coke
>Extremists get pepsi
>Wonderland gets Barq's

>> No.42260790

>>42260675
For humanity, religion and spirituality is a matter of faith.
For mamono, the existence and presence of gods, spirits, and the magical is a known, concrete fact.

>> No.42260800

>>42260790
found the atheist.

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>>42260739
big dairies not going to like this
expect high tariffs or start smuggling lest the holstaur come a knockin

>> No.42260806

>>42260800
Nah, I'm not an atheist.

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>>42260800
>tell the fallen god she's fake and gay
this should go well

>> No.42260878

>>42260675
Sports and athletics. Think about it. Sure, the odd hero-level human can go on par or even exceed a good number of monsters, but it's going to be largely skewed toward monster girls. Over night, human athletes have to come to terms that the ceiling for what's possible has raised dramatically, and is probably out of reach. Plus stuff like weight class, might need amending. Have you tried punching a slime?

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>> No.42261060

>>42260804
holst bunny milk makes you jump higher and even gives a double jump

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