The Last Judgement

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Death of the Demiurge

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

The story so far... https://crimsonhornets.neocities.org/ (Way too fucking long. Highlight the text.)

I'm the King of Touhou, Yukari Yakumo's husband. I have insanely cool dreams, but they've become corrupted after glowniggers took notice, taking over /jp/ by spamming shitposts. Sounds fucking stupid and crazy.
Apparently /jp/ has been astrally supercharged by me shitposting >1000 dreams, so faggots spamming trash on the board has caused astral devastation. In particular one faggot seems to spam a lot, he is my final boss, since whoever has the most influence on this board is The Dragon, and I'm supposed to be The Dragon, but failed to keep shitposting dreams and/or get some fucking attention. Yukari apparently goes with whoever's The Dragon, so I'm probably fucked if I don't win here, probably even if I do. The faggot final boss will be referred to as Altaar.

Beware, my dreams have become extremely disturbed. Also: I'm fucked.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Interacting with a higher dimensional goddess, she gave me a blue demiurge sword, requiring 60 intelligence, 90 faith to use. I had 63 int, 83 faith, so I thought "only three points wasted." I was told I must consume giant squid to be able to use it, and giant squid is the most common fantasy creature consumed to induce awakening.
I'm in front of the giant slaves at Pontiff digging with a shovel, when a massive giant squid tentacle bursts out. The goddess from before appears riding on top of a kneeling giant in blue and gold armour. I hop on with her, she talks about becoming one of the 100 best Dark Souls players, bringing up the legend of the 100 heroes or
1
000
heroes, and I should be one of them. As she says this a nearby guy sleeping in bed hyperventillated ecstatically. I look up a higher dimensional weblist, check for Naster and see his name. I look for myself and find "Soeltaar Unstoppable". The goddess was calling me Granita which I thought was a girly way of saying Granrojo.

Watching a match between players with the highest Ds3 playtime. Recognising the two fighting, I laughed "Haha, it's r1 spam and noob-bot" A teacher told me I had played 14th most, I said "Aw, I wish it was 13th" making her laugh. I saw players impersonating me with Soeltaar-esque names, represented by seagulls, I laughed "Seagulls are so perfect for representing Dark Spirits."

Went into a classroom where Yukari was the teacher, I sat at her left and a girl sat at her right.

At a place like Pontiff, a small red flame buff above my right arm that represents being on steroids. A guy is annoying me, so I tell him he's cursed to get anally raped to death by trannies, then walk off. He follows me so I just repeat that he's cursed though it loses its bite somewhat. He's left behind, I keep walking until I see a girl in a purple & orange blazer with "SUCCUBUS" emblazened on it, heading towards a fence over where I see other girls wearing it. Since it has Yukari's colours I want one, I ask if I can have one but she says no, then I hear someone over the fence say "Oh, my bitch followed me."

Wake up in a class with my Yukari figure, her paint peeling off in ribbons to reveal black underneath while I'm trying to fix it though it's pretty hopeless. The prior assistant teacher girl says "how can that even happen?"

I'm using Power Within, chasing a host who runs back to Pontiff arena, then lays out many items that were emitting heavy black auras. I pick up some, one being "Blood Eagle".

I hear a voice saying "This board is dead, what remains the the worshipping of model, and this is the same as the state of the world at large, but it's going to be over soon." I see an image of Yukari, a golden butterfly inside a sukima over her left eye shining down golden light, thinking I'd seen this image before but no gold butterfly, instead waves of dark purple butterflies raining down. I was referred to as "Blood Raven"

A guy summoned me in the vessel of King Solomon, the Ultimate Alchemist. He was very excited, walking off with me, while another guy went "Pfft." because of my dishonor/corruption/etc.

I was told to make a Yukari thread to try to make up for the misfortune I've put her through, using a certain picture of her with a large gap filled with purple eyes behind her. I remembered it well upon waking, but couldn't find it through all of her pixiv art and a lot of booru.

Mentioned to my brother I collected nearly 8000 pictures of Yukari once, he asked "why?" I shrugged, why not? He shows me an image of Yukari that sort of periodically expands, becoming more glitched until it became still, he said it'll take 80 years for it to move just one more pixel, or any time if she felt like it.

With Yukari, I go over to her. Welcome to the NHK is referenced, she says I was always good at living like a NEET, doing my own thing, going to sleep day after day without much need for socialising, and this is related to me having eternal love for her, as she makes me kiss her hand. I kiss her other hand, then she makes out with me as I run my hands over her back which feels like its very wide so I can do it freely. After, I ask if she can tell me which artist made the image I should use for an OP, she says not to worry just use this image, as she shows a weird bathroom image, saying "that'll stop the spammers" in a spiteful sarcastic tone. She pulls me off into a neighbouring bathroom, says "alright, I gave you a blowjob so now I'm going to do two other guys" as she looks over the guys in the other bathroom in front of me. I think maybe just look away and it wont be too terrible(yeah, right), after a few seconds can't take it, saying "Stop it! I just want a normal love!" then thought normal is a stupid word, reiterating "a normal, uncursed love!" She vanishes from that spot and I hear her voice from across the room "he thinks he deserves me, he's a super turd" as all the guys in the bathrooms' heads transform into the glitched image from before.

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At Irithyll, I jump over the balcony from the Deacon's place to where the giant slaves were and there's a few people who come up to me. I say something about Yukari and I being together, some other guy talked about her doing it with others, saying it was said by Snake. I said "Hurry up and die, Snake." A French Yukari called Pierre shows up, making me laugh and repeat her name in an accent. She had collected a Human Dreg and says "Why am I still collecting these? I guess it's just because of Ben" sounding like she has a strained hope of being with me. The assistant teacher girl comes over to me saying "you have to find that image!"

Being chased by invaders at Anor Londo's cathedral, I leave behind Rubbish thinking maybe they'll stop to pick it up thinking they're Rusted Gold Coins. Run up to the fog door and see ZEUS Le Dieu at the right-hand side, thinking he might attack, but he just Applause'd as I crossed the door. I thought fog doors are actually really cool. In the boss room I immediately Homeward Bone to the last bonfire, but end up loading back into the bossfight, but it seemed a bit glitched, and there was a violet glow to the room. Used another bone, this time I thought maybe going back to the shrine would work, so I selected it, though it was called "Eilienen Shrine", but I just ported back into the bossroom. I hear Aldrich say "Oh...I have ALWAYS waited for this day." I think "Well, he's an easy boss, right?"

A Havel with a blue cape draped over his armour walked across a dirty beach, entering a cave on the other side, descending through and coming out onto a beautiful verdant landscape.
I'm on a floating platform descending downwards wearing a Dark Mask along with others. I talk about the Havel from before, they say that's me and I'm going to that nice place. I say "will Yukari be there?", they give no answer. I say "even my wife doesn't like me" moving close to and staring at a wall.

I say "I just want to be with Yukari! Golden hair! Red ribbons!"
Someone asks something, I say "Well, there's always a Yukari by my side"

Ring toss game where I either won or lost and won a blue mandarin or got it as a consolation prize.

In a nice fancy building. With a guy and his girlfriend who acted like they were going to rape me, the guy says "it's going to be Hell, but at the end there'll be Heaven". I say "actually my Japanese girlfriend is coming for me" whichs gets an "oh" and he lets me go, parting ways with "Take care, God" which makes me laugh.
Walking with one of my brothers in the same building, he says the person controlling this place is a temporary Saturnery influence, I mishear and ask "sanitary?" He mentions them using steroids, at first it sucked but eventually felt good, and he listened to silence to heal.

I see Kasen with a blue pussy getting fucked by a goblin.

Me and Naster were fighting in the Soul Origin coffee shop, one of the employees standing outside with a mop saying he hopes we stop so he can go back to cleaning. Naster pushes me from the salt lamp shop to the Boost Juice shop, I notice he's bigger than me, saying "you've got guts, but I'm the lord, and you're just a faggot", pushing him back past the salt lamp shop. He say "faggot faggot faggot" like MSI's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhLl3kHbiQE, as on the giant TV screen behind him appear psychiatrists laughing at me. I throw a middle finger in his face, saying "Fight. Me. Bitch! Fight. Me. Bitch!"

Near Darkmoon Tomb, I say something about becoming famous through my dreams, that I'm not sure if I want to now that my dreams have become corrupted. I descend into Darkmoon Tomb which looks like a dark cave with lots of puddles. I look back up the stairs where a boss appears. He generates large red eye orbs, throwing them at me, but I bat them back at him. Towers start assembling themselves beside him, I throw a few red orbs at them but can't stop it, but as they assemble giant missle launchers appear by my sides. A button prompt appears like O+L3 to fire and they blow them all up. The fight continues for a bit until he's nearly dead, then he says "Ok, the rest was just for play. Now, when you see God, tell him to have you suck his dick" as he fires a row of giant red missles at me. I try to move to the side to avoid them but can't seem to get out of way, but I can bat them back at him like the orbs, though they're heavy such that the barely manage reach and damage him. He's at a pixel of health while I'm being pushed up against a wall, I bat one more back at him and wake up.

Me-Inuyasha and Yukari-Kikyo had bathed in a demonic hotspring to purify it. Koga and his wolves watched from a cliff, pissed off about it.

Playing a game where I had guardian pets. I only had enough money for three though it should've been four, red and blue cats and dogs. I think because I lost money by losing to Naster.

I had to eat chocolate castles to "ward the gay away" it was tasty but it sucked to eat them every day.

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See a text saying something about me "fucking over West". Hear a Harry Potter song sung in English by Japanese people, I say it's so much better than the Western version. A guy talks to a girl, asking about something being inspired by Massive Attack. I thought he was just showing off music knowledge to get in her pants. I stand away from others, and sing the last refrain of Soëltaär(https://subunda.bandcamp.com/track/soe-ltaa-r)) to myself. With a guy drawing a white and black mech/beast with ink, which says I'm super lucky. As he draws the eyes I point out the left is a bit messed up, he fixes it after a few tries. A guy pulls me into a room where there's a ton of cool masks all around. I see one of a pig, I pull out a gun and shoot it down, which I thought was to do with that someone calling Yukari a pig bitch. Hear a song playing, remarking that it has a "dark heavy beat" Lyrics repeating "It was the perfect love..." I walk to my room listening to it, it starts with "It was the perfect love" then a part where "思うだけ!" is yelled very strongly, then ends like The world of noise's 今に進め今に進め. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur7Vg_UvH4M Dreamt I woke up in bed a couple of times, saw the colour pink, and said "I want to be a hero of justice."

In a colosseum fighting with a guy in master's attire + Lapp's helm. It was decided by R1 trade-chicken, he died to my Chaos Dagger before I to his Pontiff Curved Sword. I dropped Rope Firebombs on him as he fell, with a little spin before dropping one of them with slo-mo. Afterwards I'm heading off, a big guy called Ron(I thought it was a good big guy name) said "Hey, you said you wouldn't use the slam" referring to a move where I slammed the ground with both my fists. I said "Yeah...ah well" . There's a big plant nearby with a massive orange rose that had fallen off, I picked up the rose and put it back on the plant.

In a race, Satoko was ahead of us. I cringed as she fell over next to a big block of ice, obviously feigning suicide slitting her throat with a shard of ice. I kept running with Rika/Bern next to me, Cthulu behind me. A guy was running away saying he was being driven insane by Cthulu making an alarm noise, his massive head pulsing and glowing red. I said "I know right?" then "Fucking! Annoying! Fucking! Annoying!" in time with the sound, getting some laughs.

In my bed was Aldrich, flashing a statue of a pharoah's head with a uraeus at me, trying to hypnotise me into sleeping. I said "Cut that out! I'm going to sleep soon enough anyway."

I walked along thinking Yukari would have to say that she would be mine alone like in that dream with the full moon behind her, or I'd end up with Venus.

With a policeman and a guy from school who has the Phat! Yukari figure. I distract them with "Look over there!" then snatch the figure and run. The policeman says "Hey, you can't do that!", he chases me but I trip him over. The guy I stole it off is chasing too, catching up as I'm heading uphill. As he draws close I turn around. He's about to say something, all upset "why are you-" before I boot him in the face saying "she's mine, bitch!"

I walk with Yukari and Zelda-Yukari and say "Hey, I still haven't seen the sexiest thing, you two having sex".

I go to a house with Yukari, flying around it with her. At first I'm a little Marisa that keeps annoyingly repeating "I'm a witch!", then I turn into a horror mascot like yoko taro's mask and think "that's better."

With one guy from school who was transformed into an archdragon, like regular Ds3 dragonform but 10 feet tall and buff. He was exercising, climbing up and down some stairs. I couldn't help but jump and cheer because the archdragon form was extremely cool.

Yukari and three others transformed into archdragons and meditated into statues. I watched from nearby thinking that I'd make a very powerful archdragon, then thought nevermind I can't stop myself from thinking. One of them puts something to the back of the others' heads, making their heads crumble, then suicides in a similar manner, then walks out of his own statue as a Ringed Knight edgewalking with the RKSS weapon art towards me, making me run a little. Then he takes out a pair of headphones and breaks them, I say "Hey! Now I'll never hear those songs again" He comes over to me acting normal, saying "I'm sorry but we had to do this, the serpents!" something about how they suicided their way to another place to escape them. I gave a light kiss behind his ear and said "do that to Yukari and tell her I said "thank you, and I'm sorry", then said "just mime the kiss" then thought damn, should've just mimed the kiss with him.

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At a party, Yuyuko had written a poem for me. the first two lines called me Eren, then a line said
"saving my girlfriend from tentacle monsters"
then two lines like
"I am Eilienen.
Eilienen is Yuyuko."
Me, Yuyuko and others are laying my Yukari figure to rest along with my gemstones in a little grave that was under a couch armrest. Afterwards Yuyuko says it's Yukari's fault, she paid too much attention to her estrus, and she let herself get fat. I didn't hear her, asking "Estus?" and she repeated "Estrus". Then, because she referenced the stupid thread with a fat Yukari in the OP, I ask "So do /jp/'s threads really have such a great effect?" she says "Yes!" in a dumb voice, her eyes crossed. I ask "Ok, but do they really?" she says "Maybe" like she doesn't know. I say "Well, I was only acting like they do because she kept saying they do." Yuyuko goes off somewhere while I fiddle with black headphones with small rainbow LED lights around the earcup's rims. I accidently take them off after I put on Taishi - Liberator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f2Fe4jcLLY)) but didn't really mind it playing aloud while I sorted out the headphones. There was another set of black-rainbow headphones on the ground. I go looking for Yuyuko, ending up at a room where there was people laying on a wooden wall that was mostly collapsed. A STACK song played, with lyrics like "I'm the magician, let me take you through endless others worlds". I left the building, wondering how long this dream would go on for. I want to go back after a bit, but had trouble finding my way. Went inside a building, wandered for a while before seeing the back of a wooden wall nearly collapsed thinking it was that room from before. Coming close, I get scooped up by an orange excavator, being dragged towards a chipper that had a dragon face on it, but the machine was stopped. I asked a contruction worker how to get back to that house, they asked for details. I said it was a dilapidated house, he says "Ahah! A dilapidated house in Africa, hehehe." as he rubs his hands together. I say "in Africa?", he says "hey, that's what you said."

In a classroom. A dinner table with babies talking on it, the grownups around not understanding them. One baby was Flan, I said "Somebody feed Flan!" One person grabbed a plate of grilled fish and flung them down her mouth, shutting her up. I was as surprised as Flan. At another table, Angus is trying to ask me something but someone else asks me about Batman so I answer them first, wondering if I'm avoiding answering Angus. They what makes him Batman, I said "Obsession, also, I'M BATMAN." he also imitates the "I'M BATMAN." I answer Angus, saying I got caught shit talking. He roll eyes/scowls, I say "No. Way worse than what you're thinking."and mime pulling out a gun and shooting myself in the head. Referring to this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaCmRaPEvo I spell out "Naster" for him so he can look it up. I say "I was level 495, and he was probably max, and I was using some bad loadouts, but 'justifying...justifying...'"I go off towards to other end of the room, a TV screen that had Sakuya running along a meadow, Orin kept playfully creeping up on her behind which annoyed the shit out of me, so I split the screen, putting them at opposite ends. I checked my youtube channel. The icons had a really cool Dark Souls theme, my banner was the Black Knight holding the sword, but the helmet was off, revealing Sakuya. I looked at this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUBmsD0u4So saying "I'm not playing very well in this video." then said "Actually, I'm not playing well in any of my videos." Received a message from a guy who made Reimu Hakurei in DS3, really upset because he got dung pied upon death. Naster was beside me and asked "Why?" I thought "Of course you don't understand with your stupid leejayeeop character." I received a message on my phone, maybe from Angus, saying "Cuck."
Since many of my dreams take place at Pontiff/Irithyll, Ill just mention that's it's the snowy place in those videos.

Earned enough points to unlock a weapon. A guy comes up with a menu of icons. one had a square rocket launcher icon like an M202 FLASH, another huger rocket launcher icon, I thought I'll pick that, then saw a katana, thought "Ok, gotta go with a samurai sword", then saw a really long katana, getting excited saying "Yes! Washing Pole! Washing Pole!", selecting it. The guy says "I don't know about that..." I pull the sword out of thin air, and swing the massive blade, but it split into segments which wrapped around my right arm, then transformed into a green snake.

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With a guy who seemed to like me. He mentioned Sekiro, so I showed off that I could generate a flame grappling hook from my left arm, swinging from a building, but he didn't seem to care much. Went into a house with him, he put on a kid's show "The Family" which had all kinds of cartoon characters together. Peter Griffin comes on so I lose interest in the show and this person, about to put on my headphones, but he gives me a sad puppy look, so I pretended I was only fiddling with them. Saw Raven(who is Izanami Hades) appear on the show, she ran outside and over to a little house for herself, unknowingly being chased. She goes inside, walks around a little litter box(she's also a cat) then stops, as the chaser throws a Follower's Javelin straight through her skull. She turns around, says "Oh fuck!" then falls down.

At an arena. My opponent comes on stage, a white little pony with gold hair. The audience all laughed at him, but I expected serious shit, putting my hands together and bowing deeply. The first thing he does is pull out a demonic shortsword and leaps forth, stabbing a mother and child, that had been behind me, through the heart. They fall over, I say "Doesn't this mean he loses?" but then they got back up, corrupted. I did something like say his words in reverse, kind of just making shit up, then had him pinned, about to stake him through the heart, but a guy comes on stage saying "Wait! That won't work!" Flipping through a grimoire he's holding, he says "It's the most abhorred spell in the book." I think "Toxic Mist?"

With my mother and her boyfriend. I ask what happened to the pony from before, they say he escaped through the laundry. I thought "That doesn't match up with what was happening at all ...you two...you're Anti-Touhous."

Saw a giant image of 4chan posts arranged in a wheel. One post was made to the right side of the wheel, then dragged through the wheel to its top left, and "hooked" up, like an axle. I saw my brother(Altaar) and his friend, who looked like Clank, charging up a portal. I thought "I don't think that's actually my brother" as I see him head over to Clank, dropping a Dark Soul consumable soul on the ground, called "Portal".

With Yukari in a building, she pointed nearby at some men in black kicking the shit out of a bodybag with Eren's face at the top, shouting "Cuck!" she said "It's not fair on you at all."

With Yukari, I asked if she'll still be with me, but she couldn't face me.

In a car with Yukari and Aya, don't remember what we talked about, at one point Yukari creakingly managed to look towards me. We drove out to a forest and got out. There was a guy shooting a huge stream of piss all over the place, as we hid behind trees. I got sick of him, going over and shoving his dick up his ass, thinking it's shit that Yukari and Aya have to see me doing this.

I saw Yukari running to my house being chased by men with dick tentacle arms, I watched through the window saying "I've never even seen what they're fucking her with before."

Yukari was being horribly dragged through instances of water. I followed along, feeling responsible, barely managing to keep my breaths between. After a while she died. There was a group of assholes nearby who I was angry at, but one said "hey, it's your fault, you were supposed to be her fairy guardian" and I said "you're right" as I felt like slitting my own stomach.

Fighting at a castle, there was a Drain Witch who made posts which corrupted threads. I don't remember much here, Raven/Izanami was trying to help, but flubbed.

I was told I can save Yukari, I just have to play Shadow of the Colossus on hard mode. Fighting with a lizard colossi, I made it overturn a dice a few times that became explosive, but it ran off before I could lure it into it again, the battle music fading.

At Irithyll, I asked ZEUS le dieu, who looked like Yukari, for help, but he refused. Walked off angry, calling him an asshole, thinking it's weird to insult someone who looks like that. I saw myself walking with two guys, with cum on my lips, over to Yukari, then saw that this is what someone had written in a book, and thought "They really want me to look uncool in front of her."

In a classroom, the Drain Witch was making posts. Me and people on my side would cross our fingers upon seeing her corruption posts. I was fretting beside this, thinking of what to do about it, and that being indecisive like this is why Satan and Belial hate me calling me them, as I hear a scream and someone saying "There she goes again!"

Fighting a Monster Hunter monster, ZEUS le dieu helped me out a little, as we killed it.

I saw "the singer" of Liberator, a witch in black, go over to a graveyard, where she and her fellows were summoning more brethren out of a sarcophagus.

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I had a couple of off-white grubs which repelled corruption, going over to a tribe and handing it to them, they complained about the amount and that they weren't very ripe. There was men in black stalking me, a girl spoke into the earphones calling them off, not because of my anti-corruption grubs, instead there was a boy nearby hiding behind a tree, with a bow and arrow loaded with a shining white grub. I heard Patchouli was an "anti-Hegelian witch."

I had a battle with Naster. Occaionally girls were summoned with him but they were just ammo refills to me. I lost. Afterwards he watches me fight someone, acting surprised when I win. I say "Hey, I never lose to that dog." I watch Altaar play a game, where I chose his stat upgrades for him, but in the end he lost.
In a backyard, I walked off towards a paddock thinking "In the end those games come down to attention span." Then, "Man I'm bored, I want to do dark magic with Hecatia. I should take DXM, just gotta chug that disgusting syrup." A guy appears calling me a "Child of the Commonwealth. "

In an audience next to a guy, he says Mitchell and Webb seem suspicious. I say "Yeah, they've got angel wings on their backs, and little devil horns on their heads", he rolls his eyes.

In a car with my mother, I accidently put on Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5cla0kbhyc)) but leave it on thinking it's appropriate for me and Yukari, hearing the line "The envy of everyone!" We drove to a stadium where the song was playing "Sweet Insanity - Serpents Edition" with the line in the chorus literally saying "There might just be a chance for me, my sweet insanity serpents edition" as we watched a gigantic green snake flying up and down in the air. I go over to a couple of schoolfriends, they gave me a box of chicken nuggets, served with a small bit of sauce on them, rather than a sachet, so I call the servers bastards.

Outside a house, my brothers were angry at me. One of them asked if I'll go back in time and turn him into my little sister. I say I already have a little sister, looking over at a poster of Izanami, but it was drooping over itself. He was extremely bitter with envy, so I kicked his balls and went inside. Went to the kitchen sink with arms covered in black grime. Washing it off, I had wristbands like Flan. Kept washing, saw they had foot-long white, slightly rainbow antlers coming off them, with many many tines, like 50 branches. Go into the lounge where my other brother came up to me, he put a gun to my head. I said "What is it? Fucking envy?" in response he puts another gun to his own head. I'm wondering what the fuck, and how to get out of it. I see someone suspicious at the front door, point them out, so he lets me off. In the kitchen, outside there was a lot of gunshots, my dad watched someone fall backwards powerfully, wondered aloud whether the gun was high-calibur or it was a painful paintball. Someone shoots in through the window, after a bit I see they have orange hair and highly decorative china dress. I say "You look like an anime character", she says "That's what you tell me!" referring to other mes in the Astral she's met. Then she's squatting under a car doing mechanic work, she looks up at me and says "You PERVERT!" as she stands up with a very sexy pump of her legs. I start walking away from the window acting dizzy, with a little unconscious hop into the air, my family laughs "Haha, he got excited."

At Pontiff, an invader came at me, I casted God's Wrath with Sunlight Talisman, instead of a white explosion it caused an orange glyph of the sun to appear on the ground, extra large AoE and damage. He tried to do his own God's Wrath that was Shinki's, but couldn't get close enough with me doing mine. Instead he went off into a temple and casted it, which had an insanely huge radius, corrupting me and my Yukari fumo.

At a dinner table, I mention to the girl next to me I have to burn effigies(beard hair shaped like a person) to Amaterasu to ward off demon corruption.

In a classroom drawing pictures. I had a picture of Binah I was drawing, Yukari with two spinal columns encircled around her. I mention "Yeah, I lost my footing around Binah, but as if that's going to stop me."

In a classroom, with a girl who represents Yukari in some dreams. She was talking like a smart ass, I said something and she said "What, you believe in God now?" I laugh "I am God." then "He's the Father, I'm the Son." then thought about bringing up a spell, like White Dragon Breath, but with colourful rare jewels, implying that God had greedily given me many gifts because I'm a part of him. She gave me a lunch box, inside was blue jellybeans, and bunches of kale at the sides.

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In front of an arcade machine, there was a goddess of luck appearing on screen called Leb. I thought she was also a god called Lux. She looked like a little knight, similar from goblin slayer. She pointed out a picture of Yukari looking degraded, then turning into a large violet flower, asking me "What do you call that that? I thought for a second, coming up with "Yukari-Hana syndrome." She said that if I want it to stop happening and have good luck with Yukari I need to draw a qliphothic journey of images for her. I was making a webpage with a qlipthoth, for Binah there was the spine image, and connected to it was an extra circle for Yukari-Hana syndrome.

Interact with a girl, when we part ways she says "Amaterasu bless you!" I say "No, Amaterasu bless you!" while imagining Amaterasu behind me beaming her with light, she says it back to me again, this time I'm sure she's imagining her beaming me with light too, I say it back once more, imagining it even stronger.

In a car with someone else driving, chasing after a pink car that had Yukari in it. We drove over the oncoming lane to catch up, but when we got close her car disappeared. Standing at a nearby gas station, I see Yukari getting back into an invisible car. I grab onto her window, but she's berating me angrily while driving off, while unlucky tarot cards pop into my head. I tell her I'll make a website of pictures of her, she softens up in consideration, and I see lucky images pop into my head.

Go over to Yukari with a relationship counselor. I say hi to her, she says "Hey, he's also here!" I say "Hi Paul."(he was bald, thought it was a good bald person name) Yukari acts obstinate, asking "Why should I look at your website, can't you just go on and find your shining tomorrow?" I see myself on a log ride alone with the sun shining. I say "You are my shining tomorrow!"

There was a one-two instruction guide for Dark Souls 3. Something like
1. Make someone send you salty messages
2. Make a video where you're killing them that makes you look good.
Someone walked off from me calling himself a chad, I said "Yeah, a chud."
On a cruise ship, playing a dice game with the leader. He laughs and says he's heard about me, I was a snake youkai in a purple robe that would set up a seat on stage and keep talking while the audience was annoyed they couldn't get rid of me. 666 came up in the dice game. At the back of the ship, there's a couple of archdragon statues, one at each end of a large audience stand, and I thought they were amazing because this was in reality rather than a dragon's dream. I talk with a guy, I say being a dragon is cool, but it's annoying you can't stay still or you'll turn into a statue, and even as a snake I have problems with this. He mentions the person I played dice with was Trump. I jokingly say "Will he ever get revenge on those bastards?" referring to the other party, he just shrugged like he didn't care. I talk with a girl at the front end of the ship, mentioning I'm a snake youkai, and I can charge up IT stuff. The ship was under attack while people were slowly repairing it. I held my hand up to a computer and charged the ship back to full health insanely quick, shuddering with a buzz afterwards. I showed off a collection of little ruddy shells that were lucky to the girl. Talked about getting a job, thought I could just work as an IT guy. Another girl come up, talking shit to me, driving off the other girl. She talks about "Eilienen Island", which was Irithyll, and how people just chopped up videos to make themselves look good.

I mentioned to a guy that I dreamt I had to kneel to Naster. He laughs "heh" like he already thought I had. I said I had to goad a couple of people into talking shit, then upload videos of me shitting on them, then release them when it's "Time to step forward and kneel."

At a table, looking at an image made by momo of heavenonline.xyz, a gif of a rainbow cat, but looked away because I didn't want it to become a thought parasite. Schoolfriends there knew about tomo, which surprised me.

I was told that me and Alice Margatroid would end up in some post-Abyss nice green place, along with a bunch of black people. Alice had a boot print on her back.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Go into a school, I'm looking at an insanely long gif image made by momo. It had Pharaoh Atem saying that he's going to travel back in time. I saw many lines of text describing this, the text shifting positions and warping into different words that meant the same things. The bottom of the image turned into rainbow vomit. I scrolled up to try and remember the words, but it was all rainbow grunge now.
Blonde guy from school, Jessie, comes in. He talked with someone about VR electrodes causing astral parasites in your aura, and they were wondering if people would find out about this. I started talking about whether the average new age mom would know, saying something like "When I first got into occult stuff, basically what I would do is look up anything then append "spirituality" afterwards, whether or not the people will find out about this depends on if it's mentioned in the results." Jessies is rolling his eyes and sighing at how long I take to get it out, after I'm done he says to someone "He thinks he's smart" I slapped him so hard he got launched over a line of desks. A teacher comes over asking what's that about, I said "He has terrible teeth" he gets back up and says "True." They were partially green and black. I go over to the other side of the room where I see another Jessie sitting with a group of others, he's got thick black rim glasses on and a scraggly little hobo beard, so I say "Huh? There's two Jessies? And one of them looks like a blonde British Hideaki Anno!" All of them start losing their shit, I fall back on the ground slamming my fists and feet on the floor laughing, stop and check, they're still laughing, so I kept doing it.

I was told I should go up to the top floor of the tallest building in Melbourne and scatter a bunch of papers with a wish written on them. I thought about how I'm afraid of heights, seeing the building sway slightly in the wind.

I was in a mall, climbing up a rather steep smooth surface towards the top floor where Yuyuko was. I had an advantage, where my hands were like suction cups. A group of people, Jessie among them, charges on past me, one of them saying "Yuyuko is mine." which unsettled me a bit as I took a rest. Getting to the top, I see them swarming around her and felt sorry for her, but heard her voice in my head say "Don't worry, I love the narcissistic serving" that is, she loves acting narcissistic while they serve her.

In a mall, I heard a woman talking about her ex-husband. They were married for a long time, but his smoking habit became irritating, when she finally brought it up she was ignored, then there was "'Smoking, lewd, lewd, smoking', and it was the brokenest of broken hearts." I left the mall, leaving through the Water Reserve tower towards Pontiff, as I thought "I want Yukari to teach me what true love really is."

Walking around Frankston, I saw horror-esque graffiti of Maribel, or maybe Yukari.

In a bath full of black grime outside my neighbour's house, Merry was there with me.
Walking around my unit, I hear my brother's talking shit about how they're going to ruin my life. I said "I already ruined my own life" which got an "Oh" and thought about showing them Naster's video. A girl appeared encouraging me, saying it's not over, relating an experience as a kid. She saw her parents doing it in the lounge, her mother wearing denim jeans, with a denim skirt on top, her ass looking huge, me and my brothers were like "...What?"

My Yukari fumo had turned into a golden orb weaver spider, although gray.

I logged onto PSN, I had an account called Soeltaar, but it was blanked out, I had to select a new account, that had a fucking prinny for its avatar.


Saw youtube videos of the best Dark Souls 3 player, Speed, wearing Lapp's armour and killing people with a Claymore, or maybe Splitleaf. Someone was watching his videos to git gud by emulating him, I insulted them, saying they should just let him program their brain for them.

Walking along a track with Yukari in front of me. Behind me, a big tall black guy instructed another guy to come over and harass me. Toward the end of the track, I was talking with someone, saying I'd done a lot of DXM, including drinking two 600mg bottles back to back. For some reason he acted like this was near-lethal dose, saying I was lucky to be alive, God must have given me a second chance.

I was asked which Touhous I like. I see Seiga and Yuyuko with other Touhous, a voice says "He likes the blue ones." There was a cardboard cutout of Yukari leaning on Yuyuko.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In a house, I go outside and hear bombing happening in the distance. I go back inside and hide in the master bedroom, where my mother and aunt were. Jumping off a couple of steps, I'd float in the air for a couple of seconds, but since those two were so annoying I left. Going outside, I see a woman in a blue dress, I call out "Seiga!" but she doesn't respond so I figured I was mistaken. Then I see the actual Seiga, I call out "Seiga! Seiga!" while flashing a V at her, and she flashes a V back. I fly around, end up in a little town, go into a room with a couple Indian guys called themselves masters. I told them to get the fuck out, die, or have sex with each other. Later I receive a text, a photo of their faces with cum around their mouths while they were saying "We're the masters!" I thought it maybe meant that Naster was fucked for fucking with me. I receive a notice treating me like I'm Lord, telling me I could cancel 10 shows from a huge variety of broadcasting stations. I'm walking outside a theatre and see a poster for Elfen Lied, I thought "Awesome! Elfen Lied in cinema!" I immediately try to no-clip through the walls into the cinema, nearly phasing through the wall while hearing PSN menu music, but give up because it's difficult. Walking around, coming across people unveiling Zelda who was contained in a large treasure chest. They open it, there's a gory red thing inside, which I jump in and hug, saying "Zelda! Zelda!" happily. Then I just leave. As I'm walking away, I hear remembered something saying I could make 3 wishes with her, so I started running back. I come upon three guys standing around her, and she looks like she's been tampered with. I say "What the fuck are you doing!?" they smugly lie that they weren't doing anything, so I grab Zelda and say "Instant death! Curse statues! Curse statues!" as the three of them crystalise into statues. One other guy there falls on his ass scared shitless, saying "H-hey! I didn't do anything! They made fun of me too!" but I ignored him, leaving with Zelda. Looking at her, I notice she's a little bloody Ceadeus, with the larger horn sawn off part way because of those faggots. I make my other two wishes, "I wish to go to the moon with Yukari" and "When that time comes, may her corruption be reversed and forgotten." I flew up into the sky, then landed elsewhere, transforming Zelda into a crimson katana to keep her safe in the dark red ripple-patterned sheath at my waist. The red jeweled blade's tip broke off, because of her corruption. Then I was Itoshiki Nozumu in a cell, with Rin bringing me food, saying she brings me my (lumaconi)pasta, she doesn't like letting me cook it myself because I eat it with literal snails in the pasta because I like to act French.

At a dinner date at a fancy restaurant with Yukari. She looked like Kaguya, and there was three of her, child, teen, adult. After we finished and got up, I said "You're eternally beautiful."

Playing a Touhou game, the 6th stage midboss was Sanae, who was impossibly hard, I spammed all my bombs but she took all my lives.

I saw Lisa up on a ridge talking like she was defending me, watching from below was Yukari, who said to Shinki "Kill her", but she ignored it. Close by, Homer was driving up a mountain in a truck with a trailer full of trash that he swerved to fling down the mountain. Shinki appeared there and held her arm forth, causing the trash to be distributed outwards, which seemed to represent glowies distributing my dreams for me. Saw a couple of bikees talking, one of them saying he saw Homer, though he looked pale white and glowing, running through a junkyard to take the truck. He said he was the most beautiful person he'd ever seen.

Fighting a grub boss, killing maggots, picking up ammo, don't remember well. Afterwards I'm standing with Yukari, she talks shit about some people, calling them McDonalds employees. I love it so much, I think "Yes! Salty Yukari! I love it!" I tried to hug her, but I actually grabbed a hanging extension cord instead. I saw my Yukari figure, maybe her head was off, or otherwise she was wrong.

I was setting up the Yukari figure in a backroom, thinking it's like her grave. One of my dad's friends comes in, saying "What is that?" I say "She's my wife" He looks at her for a few seconds, then says "Are you man enough for her?" I say "If I was this wouldn't have happened."

There's a lady saying it's not over for me, I need more fire element, actively creating, at least a little each day, whereas going with the flow and doing nothing is water. I thought about what earth is, figuring "beats, percussion" and air is thinking a lot.

Come across Dark Magician Girl in front of a little crowd. I gave her half my corrupted Yukari fumo for her to cast magic on, but she turned it into a Yu-gi-oh! card. I complained, giving it back along with the other half, she transformed it again, into an image of me and Yukari working at a bar, both wearing cowprint naked tabard.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Saw an image of me and Yukari. First panel had me sucking Yukari's cock while she came. Second panel had me sucking Yukari's cock while she came. Third panel had me vomitting a barrage of leeches, saying "I'm gonna die!" with my eyes bugged out. Yukari was ahegaoing while cumming a leech out of her cock, the end looking like a gnawed up hole, and there were leeches squirming under her hat. There was text about me "His tongue speaks from The Abyss!" I thought "Yukari is an insect-user, but I don't think that's what's going on here."

In a house. I was drawing a picture of me with Yukari on the floor beside me, overwhelmed by a gap with bloodshot eyes staring at her. I was saying "I must be putting you through Hell."
A kid comes up to me but I pull my sketchbook away, saying it's not for children. I go to the front page of my book and draw the Nyd rune, but poorly, so I tore it out, thinking to write it again. Watching TV with a family, one of them predicts what a characters gonna do because he's savvy, I thought "I want Yukari to teach me *everything*." I was looking up fire element reiki, but the videos coming up were a power metal song called "The Fire Dragon Thanatos. "

Playing as Heimerdinger at Irithyll, I used a flamethrower on someone but an enemy Heimer flamed me while I did it, as I ran off I shot a missle next to myself, since it heals me, but the enemy Heimer hit me with his missle first, I died.

In my unit heading towards my shower, saying "I just want a love like Titanic."

There was a monstrously colossal Harald Legion Knight, from a far off platform I was checking my greatarrows, I could fight it on foot but I would want to make sure it's nearly dead. I had 30 Millwoods, 30 Onislayers, but could really use 50 Dragonslayers. The Harald swung its blade, sending giant airslashes(like an underwater Headless) towards me which phased through walls. I went to Firelink Shrine, with Andre, trying to buy Dragonslayers off him, but I had no souls. I looked through my inventory but there was only a soul that looked like Chaos Bed Vestiges that I couldn't remember the name of. I kicked little bits of magnetised materials in a little pen behind Andre which he would craft into items. He made me an Iron Shield, looked like a plank shield but iron. I went around the left(facing towards Lothric's throne) side of the shrine, coming across the Witch of Izalith, seated in a throne with two witches in smaller thrones beside her. She mentioned to me that back in the day they had made a couple of shrines to the Darkmoon in their basement, making me think of how the Izalith Catalyst casts magic. I see a magazine, it said about Izanami "She's actually a good person. She gave her power to Hecatia so that she could help people." Then images of Izanami getting facefucked, and spreading her ass/pussy while cum poured out, apparently in a government building. I thought "I guess I work for the government." Hecatia peered out from a nearby pillar, saying I should use time travel, using that CBV soul of mine, meditating into a half-dragon and half-possessing myself in the past, though she said it's difficult. One of the side witches said, sounding like an Aussie bogan druggie, "Aw, it ain't that bad" as I saw a mental image of her lying in bed half-paralyzed for over a day.
Walking with Hecatia in Firelink, she says I should use time travel to "Maybe unfuck your life" She says "Crystal Sage" as we go up to Lothric's throne and take a yellow-green crystal cluster off it. There was also a yellow rectangular prism crystal on top of a gold stand on the armrest which I took, asking if she was interested. She said it was just dyed, but that she likes these things too. I checked the name of the CBV soul again, it was called Chaos Transformation Flaeambras.

I see my brothers coming out of a car with lots of pills, and wonder what drug I should take to help time travel. I go to my room and my sister comes in, she gifts me a orange crystal cluster, which I set next to my purple crystal cluster. I mention time travel, and needing drugs, to her, saying Hecate said I need to time travel. She laughs, joking about me being a red head. I think "Yeah, I'm Blood Raven, and my little sister Izanami is Raven." Setting a crystal on my bed, some crystal balls fall off which makes me wince hard, I pick them up and check for fractures. I say we should go outside in the sun and imagine healing the crystals, to encourage her imagination I said "Let's make it a contest" We're outside in the sun with the crystals, to my left is a statue of Venus, but it's covered in dirt. I start brushing it off, she wobbles a bit, and I notice her head has been broken in half, wobbling. I thought about what kind of asshole did that. A kid from the neighbours yard calls over "Loser!" I call back "Shit!" then a kid playing on my own lawn calls some shit out to me too.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Yukari was tracing where something, maybe glow, was coming from. Apparently it was Sydney, something about richfags living there.

In a car passenger seat, Yukari in driver. She says she's hearing a snapping noise out my window. I look out and say "Isn't it just that Buddha?" about a massage shop that had a Buddha artwork, his hand in a mudra like he's snapping, but then I heard a snapping sound from Yukari's direction.(It was actually fireplace crackling from the white noise I was listening to while asleep.)

Dreamt of Muse Breaks RMX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBfQbXaNVHM

In a mall. There were paths I could take. I was close to the Pig exit, a statue of one nearby. Looking opposite, there was a statue of a Bear, thinking that's a hard route to take. I decided, I'd take the third option in the middle, the Ram. Went down it, there was a statue of both a ram and a ewe. I see a wikipedia page of Yokohama? Japanese rams that were known for climbing to heaven, a picture of several scaling a mountain cliff face. I saw an image of rams playing around in water, with an islet behind them. There was an optical illusion, one ram in the foreground appearing gigantic beside the islet.

I sent a message to Angus saying "I can finally create now my brain isn't in fucking survival mode all the time." as I went into my room while playing remix of Analogy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRLw0hgjWv8 it was extremely dark and glitched up, represented by a torrent of red-black glitched up vomit spewing out over my room.

An alien and Roger the alien in a foot race. The alien trips up and Roger takes the lead, while the other says "Gay." I watched this thinking "Pff, what's that supposed to mean? "Our aliens are better?" I clapped my hands, hurrying the show along, saying "Come on, entertain me."

Walking around a ledge while looking at files on my computer. There were pictures of Yukari, hovering over them I saw "slut" was added to the end of the filenames, I said "Yeah, slut for Eilienen." I saw one image of a gorilla mating pressing Yukari. I thought "Why's this on my computer? Oh. I guess that's what posting my dreams was like." I saw an image of one blonde girl with thick legs from school, apparently she was also Yukari. It said something about blondes being horny. The scene reset and I was searching for this image again, walking all the way around the ledge/checking through my files, but not finding it. I encountered a couple of blonde girls, but they had toothpick legs, I said "You girls need to eat some meat."

A girl talks to me in a classroom. She says that she had a tree in her backyard that fell over, but it nourished the ground and could regrow. I laughed "Yeah, Im like a spooky haunted tree, if I fall over the grass around me will wither." Thought about Uncurse Spring, saying "Where-ever is Rance now?"

There was Altaar and his assistant, someone came and killed one of them.

In a cave dragging around a cursed nicked up katana. A guy came in to put me out of my misery. I thought "Hey, I still have hope" he got distacted when he sees another cursed katana stuck in the ground, taking it out to go fight Altaar and assistant.

Walking outside, I had been to Japan and fused with the soul of one of 7 legendary heroes, I said "Yeah, that's nice, but hundreds of people have come and fused with that guy's soul, I need someone greater, find fucking Muramasa's soul and fuse with him, "you fucking scrub"" and "God I desperately need a win, I *need* glory" I come across an assembly of people doing exercise, just punching the air in rhythm, and thought I'd join in.

In a class, I'm asking the teacher for the number of an uncurse doctor, she comes over to me later handing me a sheet and stamping it with a pink stamp. She points and says "Which character is that?" I say "Courage" she says "Who?" I say "Courage, the Cowardly Dog."

I was sent by Makima to kill a dinosaur, she gave me a poison bomb that nearly killed it, I just had to finish it off. But the dinosaur, being weak, was unaggressive. When it left me, it brushed its leafy tail against a tree back at me. I saw me seeming to have a change of heart. Me observing the dream said "Fuck. I'm not killing it even though Yukari(Makima) ordered it. They're writing Chainsaw Man against me. I really need to write my own story, one where I win."

I had Gut's Dragonslayer, except it was a poisonous blackened wooden lump. There was Altaar's dad, scoffing at it, saying he's going to write his own Dragonslayer. I say "Hey! You haven't even read the manga" he said "They wont get that." Thought it meant writing shit about Yukari even though you haven't dreamt about her.

Go over to some containers. There was a proper Dragonslayer, my precorrupted dreams, in one. I put my blackened Dragonslayer in another, underneath pops out a red crystal heart and sphere. The sphere represented the strength to kill 100 men, also abs. A girl nearby said "You better listen to your crystals!"

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Walking along in real life, I had a Dark Souls inventory I opened up, using one of the larger consumable souls. As I did so, it gave a cheery "Hello." in David Mitchell's voice. I thought "Huh? Oh, I left British voices on. " I used one of the largest souls, perhaps an Old Hand's. It said "Hmm, a merger? Well, alright."

Walking while listening to a Let's Play by Yahtzee Croshaw, I said "Fuck Gabe, I just want to listen to the Brit talk."

Saw tiny little vengeful ghosts, MSI fans that had killed themselves. I sadistically stabbed them with a tiny ghost knife, maybe saying Hecatia! with each stab. One of the dead ghosts turning still and a paper bag appearing on its head. I laughed "Hehehe" as I walked off. My brother in the adjacent room said "I want to do that." someone else said "You're not intelligent enough to predict your fans commiting suicide to your new album(pic related), nor produce music" he said "Nah, I meant the evil snicker."

Listening to a heartbreakingly sad song by Yukari, about her going with someone else because The Key was stolen.

Near a little baseball tabletop game, a model of one player suddenly comes to life and turns towards me, jump-scaring me. Then he says "Hey, you called me a hero. I think someone should save Flan." I walked off muttering, "Yeah, I *hope* someone saves Flan." (Flan being me.)

Someone asks me if I deserve to be happy, in relation to the sinfulness of some of my dreams. I point across the room at a CIA guy on the computer, saying "Hey, if *he* can be happy."

Trying to get people to play Hide and Seek with me, apparently if I mentioned Flan's Dad would be playing it'd help, seeing a picture of a crocodile.

Went into a room full of giant spiders and threw shit all over them. They started creeping towards me as they turned invisible, I just threw shit all over them again and they became visible again.

In a room. Altaar beside me. I was acting like I'm fucked just because of Naster's video, my stupid spergposts and my corrupted dreams. He scoffed, acting like he's way more fucked, seeming to imply that he had murdered people to get where he was. I laughed because he had only ever gained 1 million, while I had been a triple millionaire. He laughed because I was flat broke, while he still had a few 10's of thousand left. ZUN came into the room, there was something I had to give him so I quickly did so and left the room. Someone asked what's with that, another joked "He's just off to do his taxes" I thought "Exactly!", miming ticking off a checklist as I passed by the window where they could see me. I was thinking I'll just kill myself, then remembered oh yeah, time travel's apparently a thing. Before I could leave, I hear someone fail embarassingly somehow, and can't resist the urge to enter back in through a door and say "Haha!" like Nelson, since I thought Yukari would like it. I tried to leave but then Yukari called out "Hey! You have to do that in Bart's voice doing an Nelson impression" I thought about how to do that, as I slumped against the outside of the door, then heard her say "Ok...we're good for now." which made me burst out laughing, hearing her laugh too. I went to thinking how to do a Bart-Nelson voice, then laughed again because of Yukari's thing for The Simpsons.

In a bed with Yukari, we couldn't stay in it since there's a bunch of building materials scattered around, and water dripping, so she left while I had to fix it. She told me to get physical, making fists and swinging them up and down. I laughed, thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7TpVWvJqM

In a house, a pizza delivery guy comes, someone behind him calls him Stephen King, I open the door and say "You're Stephen King?" he groans "Not again..." like he had to help someone with their dreams before(maybe because it's his second appearance in my dreams) I led him inside, thinking to show him my websites and ask "How do I not come across as arrogant?"

In a room, holding hands with Yukari, but there were little pigs headbutting me while I did so, so she left. Saw this image again. For the third time, I was in Irithyll with Yukari, we had killed Deacons, one had dropped a Human Dreg which was that image. I dropped it to show to her, then she dropped for me to take back.

Driving along, thinking I should divine what the worst luck thing could happen to me is.
I come to the mansion I was fixing up for Yukari, there was a hot red head who had been hired to help, so I was very wary, not wanting to give any of my firsts away to her, not wanting to sleep there in case she'd kiss or fuck me in my sleep. It was lunch, I didn't want to have my first meal cooked by a girl not be Yukari, she said I was lucky cause there was leftover chips.
In a room, pretending to be AFK as I spied with the camera at the redhead spying on me behind a tree. Then an invader shows up fighting her so I go to help, I have 3.0 weight to fill so I equip a Broadsword, wondered what was equipped before.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Saw a KFC-mobile drive past me. It just had the subliminal "YOU WANT IT" as a slogan. Came to a McDonalds, it had beautiful Touhou artworks on the outside, one of Akyuu. However, inside, there was just capeshit like Batman Spiderman etc.

I linked Corruption of Champions. Someone replied "cringe". I said "Yeah, if I played that game again I'd grind easy mobs until I'm strong enough to make it to the town in the desert without ever getting raped."

Final bossfight, Otogi 2, against "Amakuji", which was 4 giant centipedes, I'd already killed two.

Saw an image called "God C.C. Arrogance" it said "God was worried about how powerful vampires could become, so he Created for that Case Arrogance."

Yukari was working as a maid in a hotel. I lined up there thinking it'd be so great to watch her clean my room. She was reluctant, saying "Isn't this a girls hotel?" but I saw guys had rooms too, then she said "Yeah, well, not now, not tomorrow, and not ever!"

One of my brother's friends said "They're hyping up Naster."

There was a big multi-screen art project machine that I was looking through images of Ran and others on.
Walking outside, I come across Hecatia, and ask her to summon a demon for me, which she does. I just instruct it to make masturbation better.
Yukari was controlling the art machine, making it display all kinds of pictures of her for me, as I was standing in front hyperventilating and fucking loving it. She says "You're *so* cocky." Her account's time runs out, and she's annoyed by this, trying to get someone attention to fix it, though she was acting glitchy, repeating her call over like a broken record, until I say "Just let me log in." I type in "[e-mail]" and she goes back to the machine. Hecatia walks by, so Yukari hides behind the screen. On screen is an image, Hecatia in the top right, another Touhou top left, another Touhou bottom left. Hecatia had a black and blue crown that was dark and gritty looking, completely different in tone from the rest of the image. Hecatia sees this and says "Ohoh~ I wonder what they've made for the great me" as she sits on the couch before the screen. Starting the "game", it shows Yuyuko diving into a big kid's play pit of candy balls, popping out with huge cheeks full of candy, gulping it down and smiling. Hecatia looks surprised and disappointed, "This isn't what I expected...."
Looking up 3D porn, I typed "savage assfucking", but thought that wouldn't give me anything good, changed it to "amateur assfucking"
I had been using the art machine to look at smut, Hecatia comes in with someone else and she wants to make me take an ID photo, which I wasn't happy about, thinking this is her punishing me for using the machine and that demon for lewd purposes.
There was a cute beast pet that was actually an old man that was only getting close to Hecatia so that it could try and get close to some children. Hecatia said "I'm just gonna smother him with my boobs all the time"
There was a MOBA match between me and a couple other guys against a huge group of girls including Hecatia. You could select characters from a number of games, including Dota 2, Touhou, LoL. Thought about playing Yukari, but it was too "expected" of me. There was another LoL character, a green-themed guy known for chasing after Yukari's ass, he had a long green energy dash. Thinking about the strongest character to pick, there was a champion called Ultimax that was ordinarily another champion's ultimate that was a massive flying robot normally temporarily summoned from the fountain, I heard the girls murmur his name so I said in a hushed tone "They know about Ultimax"

Fighting a guy atop a mountain. He summoned a squirrel or something, and I did the same thing, and beat him. Someone comes over and says "It's a win, right?" I say "No, it's a loss." I fly over to the nearby coast and look towards a landmass over the sea, an astral civilian continent that had been devastated by the state of /jp/. I said "/jp/ cannot be trusted, they can't take this seriously."

Maria(Yukari) said "I wonder what colour they've trapped me with. My colour, orange?" as she exited a door onto a spiral staircase. There was blue light upon the walls and yellow upon the floor. She walked anti-clockwise down the staircase past several doors, then entered one room that was dark, and had a portrait of Beatrice up on the wall. She stood in the center of the room, faced away from the portrait, then "nestled" back into it.

Playing a videogame called "It's not easy being a teenager". Satoko went into a classroom and tried to take/do something, but unexpectedly everyone in the class acted as her enemy.

There was invaders flooding a classroom. I sliced off some of their ears, as Altaar asked "Why?" He seemed to win, but gave control over to me.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Go into a little classroom under a staircase, filled with Zora playing music, they all left except for one when I came in. That one talked about Zelda, saying she was continuing to grow stronger, and that her love was as powerful as the sea. I saw an image of a wave crossing over an ocean

I'm told that Yukari started calling herself the ass youkai after a comment I made about Kikyo's ass

On a ship. Strung high up on a wall was a jester Flan doll outfitted with snake-like decorations that everyone hates, because it gave away the weakness of a girl whose side we were on. I brought it down from the ceiling and made it spit out the current score, measured in grams of weed. It was very even, flickering between even and the enemy winning by a gram. A guy took a gram of weed off me, eager to sell it to even the score
Go past some girls talking, one of them asking "Hey, you date the most beautiful men in the world for a week, only to dump each one on Sunday?" the other replies "Haha, yep." I hear this while at an alchemy table, coloured powders arranged under gemstones with labels, one orange powder labeled Moses. I accidently burn up a scroll black pages before this table.
I'm told "They fear Austin Powers", meaning me, and "They want you to seem innocent."
Went into a room, totally exhausted. Flung myself down beside a naked girl, fondling her body to rest. She acts like completely turned off by me and doesn't care, saying shes thinking of upgrading to me kissing all over her body while her dad watches. Then she's a tomboy with a sixpack that I'm fondling
There was a grid, maybe a Pixiv account's, of Yukari pictures I had made. I saw a girl in black turning the pictures upside down. I went over and asked her to please stop, sucking on her leg. It doesn't taste that good, I look at her from the side and see she doesn't look as good as I thought. I say "I want to suck on a much tastier thigh for all eternity" she gets disgusted and walks off, calling my love for Yukari narcissism. I say on my knees, "No it's not! I just want a normal love! Oh, please God, please!"
There's a French Yukari following me around. I saw she was completely covered in dried mud.
I left the ship, locking it.
The ship was something that could be sold for money, but there was a disposal ship heading for it, so me and Yukari were running. We climb a fence, she jumped from it, landed, recovered, kept running, this looked so cool I unconsciously muttered "so cool..." also thinking of Physical again. We go through a line of bushes onto a beach, but Yukari's gone, then I see a guy holding her at the stomach and rubbing her boobs on his girlfriend's boobs, saying they're even bigger than hers.
I thought Yukari would be pleased if we can make money selling that ship, wondering what I'd ask for. I thought "A big wet smooch!" then "Actually, uncursed dreams." Come across Jessie, apparently the whole ship money thing was his idea. I went up to him saying this, he said "Oh, well, you know how it is. No sorries for friends."

Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3j94cKMOWA on headphones while standing with a few others, wondering if I'll sing it. I stay silent before going through a nearby door into darkness, singing "ikite wa kaesanai"
In a classroom, I have a stupid Doritoes hat I liked because it had an orange ribbon. Schoolmates came in and one of them stole it, so I stole one of their cool schoolhats, that had an orange ribbon. I go off somewhere, a voice in my head said I'm lucky, I'll have plenty more opportunities to make Yukari mine. I thought "What's that supposed to mean? Rematch against Naster? We go until I win?"

Saw a weird Yukari image, her getting facefucked with a meter of colours with associated phrases. Started off red, don't remember the phrase, then it was blue, something about beating her brow, then black, "My brow will turn black if I keep beating it." I facefucked the Yukari for a while, then came on her face.
Go into a room with Yukari and a fair few girls inside. Yukari's looking for her lighter but can't find it, I offer my red lighter, a girl near her offers an orange lighter, but Yukari ends up finding her own. I still offer, but she turns me down. I say "What is it? Is red not a cool colour-"I fall onto the ground "Oh! Who cares!" A girl with Yukari says "Haha! Red lighter! Jesus!" I get up, pissed, "Woah, Yukari can make fun of me, but who said you could?" I go over, grab her up, taking her off to fuck her, same girl that guy was rubbing Yukari's boobs on earlier. I stop before I leave, wondering if Yukari is ok with it. I look, she has a mean expression, saying "Do it! NTR!" so I leave with the girl. She's obviously reluctant, saying "Haha, I don't know after all, NTR is kind of weird..." A guy I pass by seems alarmed but I keep walking past, while another one of this girl is explaining to him "Oh, he just didn't appreciate my sexual symbolism" while I think "she's got no time to explain, she better stop me"

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Kikyo had been cursed into chasing after me trying to kill me every day. I heard someone laugh "Ha! Bitch!"
There was a town, outsiders had turned it into a RPG to invade and shit it up. I ignored the rest of the town, going to fight a boss that was a flying demon that would send fiststrikes downwards

Met a nun. I'd apparently made friends with a nun before, so I acted friendly, holding my right hand flat like usual, and holding my left as fist against it. She stared into my left eye and read "Day: 6 Month: 6 Ladder: 6", then started trying to exorcise me. I told her to knock it off, saying "Yeah, I'm the Beast 666, and I'll bring about the end of your stupid shitty religion, but I'm just an ordinary guy."

Squeezed past a big guy to get through a tunnel onto a beach. I went to go place an orange gem on top of a huge sandcastle I made. I saw that guy had made a huge sandcastle too, high up on the beach, whereas the tide had come in over mine, leaving it a mere lump. I maybe put the gem on it.Saw an orange squid in the water, trying to grab it I accidently chased it into the hands of a freak with a bulging eyeball, he ran off with it. I said "The beach is shit." As I was leaving I saw the freak again. I asked about the squid and he showed it off, turned black, saying "I don't know, might be on top of it's Hell by now." I took it, felt a laboured pulse, rushed it over into the water, where the orange colour gradually returned

I was told I should draw a picture of Yukari isometrically, over a photo of an autumn lake. I was doing this on a computer, marking out guidelines and drawing. The teacher came in, she had presents, only for a few students, her favourites. She went over to one computer and logged me out, I hadn't saved my image. Sitting elsewhere, the students are getting their presents, Pokemon cards that were also Touhou cards. I lean over, saying to a table with Angus and others on it "Even got them Touhou presents, fucking bitch." Sitting elsewhere again, the teacher says I have anger issues, I laugh "Ha!" I call out to one short guy who had gotten up for something, "Get back in your seat you fucking midget!" he goes red in the face, trying to come at me while the teacher soothes him. I'm saying "Ahh! He has anger issues! Someone help!" picking up a little plate with an animal icon that had been left on my desk, everyone had one but mine was especially small and dull coloured, with an uncool animal, and covered my mouth like I was hiding behind it. One schoolmate switches seats next to me, asking what's up. I lay a hand on his shoulder and say "Oh, thank you Jackson." like he'd saved me

There's a guy who abducts ponies, Pinky Pie is there and he goes up to her but she stomps and drives him off. I'm next to Yukari, I say "I'd like to see who wins between you two, but 'can't show something that contentious on a children's show'"
I say I've only drawn a few dozen pictures of Yukari, and it isn't nearly enough, I should have made hundreds over the years. Go over with Yukari to a guy acting as a counselor. He asks me something, I say "I'm not nearly man enough to give Yukari the support that she needs." which seems to stun him like he didn't expect a serious answer like this. He asks "What, you've just passed the years with nothing to show for it but empty monkey spunk bubbles?" I say "Yeah, basically, other than dreams" as a crowd gathers behind him, on the verge of bursting into laughter from me agreeing with that. He seems disturbed by them, and angry with me, saying "She had sex..." as he looks at her, standing off nearby, "She had sex with a dog! Does she even remember you?" I think better of saying the obvious "But the dog is me" answering seriously "I hope to have such skill that she'd never forget about me, ever." He gets even angrier, saying "Why don't you say it!? "Never forget about my cock"!?"

With my sister. She asks something, I repeat "I'm not nearly man enough to give Yukari the support that she needs." She asks "Can you two even be together after all you've been through?" I think of what to say, when she says "Look! Double rainbow!" I look up and see it, the lower one quite faint, with Santa's sleigh and reindeer riding upon it. Then Santa appears nearby, asking for our plates from last time. I give him one I had in my pocket, and he gives me a small moth plate. He gives me a Milky Way, my sister a Mars bar, and he enjoys a Snickers. I thought about how my dreams had me buying Mars bars before, because I need muscles

Got chased by a Yahar'gul flesh hound for a long time, in the end it charged me, I killed it at the same time as it bit me, a bony sounding chomp, then it fell over after it ran past me, and I died too. I respawned at a WC3 Altar of Kings, hearing the "Father" sound effect. I was Arthas, white aura spilled out around me, but since I died, it changed to black aura.

Outside near where I live, I looked up into the sky seeing a giant sky-wide triforce, and said "Father."

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, summarize it in a few sentences

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Angus had gone out into a witch hut to do something, so I went to spy on him. I see the hut, a magical lantern hanging over the door flared up a bit at my approach, the door swinging open, so I hide behind a nearby bush. I notice this bush is occupied by a possum hiding under it, so I figure I'll relocate to the next nearest bush once the coast is clear.

On a small ledge, below was a Pus of Man, I plunge attacked the human part, circled around, plunge attacked it again, and kept attacking the human part, until it died. I was irritated, since attacking the human part did no extra damage.
ZUN came over to me, he very quickly said "Hey I've got a version of the Touhou characters that all want to drag you off to have sex. No? You're good with that? Okay. Bye." then left. I was told I've lost everything, but I can still get it all back, I just have to play on Legendary difficulty, the hardest one, the option was beset with an orange jewel. I'm told I have to be like the legend of the lord who slew hundreds of heroes that rose up against him during his reign. I was given the name Darth Tian, appearing in a Vader-like outfit. There was a thing, where if you cover up the sides of the T my name becomes "FREE SEX"
In a grimy shed, there's a girl saying "Everyone in the world would have wanted to have sex with you, but now nobody in the world would!" Standing in a hall, a guy annoyed me so I chucked him at a wall, he turned into a little rabbit and went through a hole in the wall so I went through after him since he was necessary somehow, picked the little shit up, white rabbit with a brown tail, then hurried back because I knew some faggot would be proclaiming him King of Touhou in my abscence. Come back in to see a guy in Dragonslayer armour with Helm of Favor standing in the middle of the room, and kick him over. There was a possum on his head.

I was told I should hope, not want.
A guy who was prompted to come fuck with me comes over, looks at me like he's checking my aura, then just says "You're fucked" and walks off.

It's said I'm an Archdragon statue with its arms crossed, like this https://files.catbox.moe/a3fbhy.png

Naster is playing "Ds3" but he's a giant berserker, a few people are around him so he uses his ultimate, slamming the ground which tears it up in a circle around him. One of these people sends him a hurt message, saying something about his family. I'm walking with Naster and he shows me this message and says "Is this guy you?" I say "Hey, you goaded me" he says "Yeah, but how hard did I goad you?" I say "Yeah, I don't even remember what you said." I go with him into a bathroom. He's pissing at my right, there's a guy pissing at my left who makes me go "Woah!" since he's shooting a storm of piss.

There was a shark that looked up at another shark above it, saying some deep sea related curse, but then that shark noticed and started coming for it. It tried to swim away but the other shark bit one of its gills out, and it died as it sunk into the deep. Then I see dolphins say "Hey, that wasn't actually a shark, but a dolphin that talked a lot of shit and hadn't been told off yet". Because of this event, March 5th became a Valentine's Day for trannies.

I go outside my unit. Outside one of the other units was Yukari and Merry. I looked between them for a bit, the more adult looking one being Yukari. I was holding myself back, but then I said "I can't help it! At least let me chase after you!" She ran off while I chased her, eventually grabbing her in a hug. She looks around, and pulls up a hood that was apart of her tabard.

In a long hallway with Yukari and another guy. He laughs "You think she's beautiful" like he thinks she isn't. She laughs "Yeah" like she's smugly saying she is, I say "She *is* beautiful." Yukari sung a little song "There's wouldn't have been any cheating, any beating..."
I'm running down the hallway, collecting items, I can do an airdash to collect everything on screen, but it has a cooldown. I nearly miss one item, reach back and placing my foot on it. A trading card with Guts and his beast of darkness on it, thinking "Wouldn't want to miss this." Youmu comes from where I was headed, where a game was held, she looked defeated, and said "Only you can stop it..." Then I saw myself posting in a 1000 person stream "I'm the King of Touhou, Yukari's husband!" and linking my sites.

Walked a long way down a road looking for a hairdresser to clean up my hair for Yukari, but there actually wasn't a hairdresser in that direction, so I started walking home. I heard a song by Jimmy Urine, lyrics about being obsessed and completely fucked up emotionally, but that feeling was that only thing that was always there for him, helping him carry through. I went home. I said I had had two daughters, but they were now dead. Tragic, but this isn't so special, there's people out there that have actually had this happen to them, I can only pray to the gods I can become blessed once more.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

There was an altchan that had /jp/ shit. There was something like a love measurement, I thought it had said I had 4/4 gold stars for Yukari, but that it should be just 1, because "stupid lust" I checked it, I was rated 3.

On exhentai, looking at a gallery but also a character creator. Gyate Izanami Hades, but the sides of her crown were exchanged with Patchouli's teal/purple ribbons, which I thought was nice. I could exchange her red eyes for Patchy's, the purple suited her, but it seemed silly so I switched back.
In a classroom. My protoge said something I made was quite good, so he wanted to hang it on the blackboard, I said "I don't know about that..." as he put it on "reversed memes" appeared. A picture I made of Izanami singing while playing with acoustic guitar, now she stayed her hand and bit her lip while cringing. An image of her smiling and saying "Start doing something" was replaced with her frowning and saying "Stop doing nothing" I rolled my eyes and said "Oh no~" I received a message from Cathlladd(https://cathlladd.neocities.org/)), it was one of his cursed looking pictures, with me and my protoge as tiny dolls hanged with gigantic nooses.

It was said that I had become a Greatsword user, but it seemed like a bad thing.
I was talking about humans being terrible, they're like orcs. We were playing a quiz, whoever lost would have to deal with the crowd savagely hating upon them.

Go over to a guy playing Dark Souls III 2 on a computer. I alluded to there being a salt video of me, he said "Hey, there's a video painting me yellow too" I thought "No way yours compares to mine, it literally has rape in the URL."

Saw /jp/'s catalog. There was a thread with an Azure Dragon sitting at a desk in a classroom, another with a Vermillion Bird(in this case, a cock). They were called the "Guardians of /jp/". Someone asked what those threads were about, I said "They're very powerful memes" sarcastically, thinking Altaar made them. The Azure dragon OP read "Nobody could have ever predicted him, also he's stupid" the latter bit annoying me.

Met Hecatia in a park, she was surrounded by a ton of lions, and was transformed into one. I asked if she was ok, she said yeah. She came with me, tampered with my head, mentioning "Calling upon visions" as I started seeing a profiling of 30+ images per second of all the different events that had happened in the timeline of this park. I saw Yukari, she had had a couple of boyfriends before I started seeing her sitting on the lap of Patchouli in a tuxedo, so I stopped there and possessed the Pache. Thought about her having boyfriends before me, she said "You're stuffy" I said "I wanna stuff it in you" then "That's not very romantic is it?" she agreed "Not very romantic."

Fought Sumireko in a fighting game, she used her finishing move, one that had a unique animation for each different character falling into the depths of the ocean with something related to them. I saw myself sinking along with Yukari. Then I was in the park, Sumireko was next to me, but her consciousness was locked in the deep, her body was partially possessed by Yukari, who was trying to kiss and run her hands over me. I tried to reciprocate, but it only disturbed Sumi and weakened Yukari's hold, so I held still, except absolutely could not stay still with Yukari touching me, so I settled for repeating "Yukari Yukari Yukari..." Likely inspired by Offshore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4CHsN_CWc

Went to a grocery store with Yukari. She bought kale. A worker told me like she was afraid for her own life "please don't make light of yourself."
Went to another grocery with her. She took one VEGEMITE 40% Less Salt, and since it was on sale tried to take another, but we already had one at home so I had her put it back. Took chewing gum, but put it back as we went into a neighbouring candy store to buy some.

Walking on the street with strips of bacon. A family passes by and their dogs jump up on me, making me drop my bacon, and get their slobber over my pieces. The husband wants to make it up to me so he takes me to his house. He had cooked bacon for me but it was unsatisfactory. His son comes out with a dead blue parrot, acting all sad. I ignored him, thinking he was just trying to make me leave. Angus and a friend were with me, his friend says "Maybe the parrot was his only friend?" I say "Come on, nobody's that pathetic. *I* have no friends." The husband throws some bananas on the frying pan, but they leap up in flames. I exaggeratedly run out of the house, Angus and co following, then went back in after a bit. I'm waiting as the husband brings over a pan full of bacon, saying "Why do you have to be so perfect sometimes, Ben?" which makes me laugh. Angus to my left is trying hard to suppress a laugh, giving away he's thought the same, so I laugh even harder, and his friend laughs at him, which makes him stop laughing and say "Shut up."

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In a tunnel leading upwards, I exit out onto a mountain ledge, many deacon statues all around, facing up at the moon. Looking up at the moon, there seemed to be a fetus eclipsing it, it unfurled, revealing itself to be Dragon God. It breathed fire down at me as I ran back into the tunnel, the flames turned blue as they hit the ground, and miracle circles appeared around the deacon statues. I ran deep into the tunnel and behind a door, though the blue flames still crept under it. I had the Iron Shield, though this time it looked like DeS's Steel Shield.
Looked through a bonfire menu, the ones associated with places near Dragon God had an Iron Shield icon next to them with the text "Lore" beneath it.
With Yukari, I go out onto the mountain, this time the Dragon God let us be, perhaps since there was a fence in the way. We went into a tunnel near the summit, sitting at a table. Yukari had ate something so I point out she's got some butter on her face, laughing about it, she laughs back at how terrible my laugh sounds, imitating "teh heh" I reach under the table for something, saying "Just because I suck at everything except dreaming" as I come back up I hear her say I'd be saying "This is the best place in the world!" I asked "What? 'With Yukari?'" She says "A mental ward." We exit the tunnel, as I ask "You're a location too, right?" thinking of the menu of bonfires, but she doesn't say. I ask, "Hey, lets go to the summit together" she refuses, I say "Please!" she says "No thanks! Let's just keep moving on."

Arguing with someone in PSN messages, I say "We either settle this at Pontiff, or we settle this here." I go away afterwards, and barbed wire appears all up in my body.

In a room, a girl's meter goes up while mine goes down, they say something about her, calling it destiny, and "All is for the entertainment of Uther."

Trying to destroy something, setting up some explosives, but the explosion was triggered while I was close enough to get killed. Afterwards I'm being told "It was going so well..." I thought "Yeah, it WAS going so well" thinking of before I ever posted dreams. Unlocked an ending in LoL, there were 10, I had unlocked 4 of them, the other 6 were shaded, I had unlocked them before but they were closed off now, one of them was Fiddlesticks getting to be with his master/creator as a happy slave. Selecting the ending I just unlocked, I was transported to a dwarven town, maybe an Astral place, but the thing was is that everyone resets positions every so often, so it's really just fucking nothing

There was a teacher who was supposed to help me out, but he just said he's taking his lunch break. He went off and I followed, asking about reviving my Yukari figure, and where it was buried. He says "Your figure?" like I'm crazy, though I knew he knew better. A bunch of kids come up making fun of me, so I start walking away, tracing a circle around the teacher and them with my finger, saying "You're all cursed to get shit on by demons in Hell." A latecoming kid, seeming innocent, went to join his friends in the circle I was tracing, I thought he was very unfortunate

Hecatia came to me and said "I finally understand you Eilienen." I said "Will you help me?" She refused. Afterwards I was told that was just an illusion of her
In a bedroom, Hecatia was blankets of cosmos upon it, and I tried buncing them up as much as possible, trying to get completely on top of her

At a house party, a guy is acting interested in my drawing, though I'm embarassed about the quality. I show a picture of a ginger girl I love called "Oo oo" he kept acting interested, I flipped the page to a picture of "Robo-Oo oo", her as a robot, he seemed to think its stupid and left. I'm not talking to anyone at this party. I see Medicine Melancholy at the other side of the room, nobody's talking to her either, and her blue eyes have no light in them. I thought about one dream where I had a music project called "Chemical Doll" She noticed me looking at her, coming over to me, I picked her up

Watching "Sorting Hat" Hogwarts thing, but it was with a flask with red crystals in it. An offscreen woman slushes the flask around, the water turns red. She says "Inner-DemonBeastChad house" I laughed, "Chad?". Then she starts screaming violently as whoever she read it for tears her apart offscreen.

Walking around near where I live, I thought of going to a certain house where Belial/Baal lived and apologising.

Inuyasha had the ability to cause sheets of lightning by ia striking with Tessaiga. He was fighting with Miroku in a forest. Miroku was flying in the air but Inuyasha knocked him down with a sheet of lightning, making him say "Damnit, if I knew you'd do this I would've summoned the demons on you" Then the two of them were choking eachother as others watched, until Kagome comes and they stop. She asks "What's going on? Have you decided the leader of the Lightning team yet?" Someone says "They were just about to decide it, until you came."

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

With my mother and grandmother. Granny is saying she wants to be a good role model to me. I reject them asking "How old am I?" They say "26" I ask "When does the human brain reach full development?" they hesitate to answer, I clarify "As generally accepted by scientists" eventually granny says "25." I say "I have no friends, and I have no family" and walk away. My mother's chasing me talking about getting me a job, but I push her away saying I'll find one myself. Follow a couple of schoolmates, going to a bar, talking about how I need to become more manly, and need a job, hoping the nearby bar worker would be interested. That bar worker comes up and mentions Bloodborne. I say "I've played over 10,000 hours of Bloodborne, I wish I'd used that time for better things." He says "You have bigger muscles than me", even though he's a bigger guy, I thought he mustn't lift at all.

Enter a Mcdonalds. I notice a black guy nearby is an exorcist, so I want to ask him to help with the "Astral dross" that's clinging to me. He acts annoyed, mentions me smoking weed, and refuses. I try to hand off some bud to a schoolmate, who asks where I got it, I say "Uh, my brother gave it to me." He calls me stupid, so I frisbee his hat away into a spiderweb, the big spider crawling on it. An employee asks what's going on, schoolmate covers for me saying "I really like spiders" I say "Based." There were unicorn decorations around the McD.

In a classroom, looking at pieces of Lapis lazuli. There's a large chunk of dull Lapis, and a small chunk of lustrous Lapis, like the piece I own. Hecatia comes into class, heading over and pointing at the whiteboard. She says we're in a false timeline that she's projecting as "icecream", some pictures of her eating icecream appearing. I point at someone in class and say, using Yukari's turn-of-phrase, "Ha! To me, you are just an icecream."

At the beach, since it was so shitty, we responded by changing, all of us now acting serious and smoking cigarettes, but this was shit too. A guy comes up to me saying "Haha, I made you get angry a bunch, I win." I look over at the sun, it was nearing the end of the day, and was partially eclipsed by a banana shape. I thought "bananas are funny" so I tell everyone lets go get bananas, they ask "Isn't it too late?" but I convince them. We run to a fancy store, we were supposed to have a membership to shop but we overwhelmed the clerk, grabbing bananas. Then we were running on the beach with bananas, chasing the day's fading light.

Looking at a 4chan Pokemon board, there's a Yukari sub-board. There's a bunch of low-reply threads, most of them have orange-purple pokemon. By far the most common pokemon was a giant Weezing evolution, with many pairs of arms growing out, one pair of them crossed to make it look cool, while it had Weezings and Koffings riding on its back. There was one thread OP of a Unicorn riding Flan.

In Dark Souls, fighting two leaping beasts, they couldn't get at me since I was up on a ledge, but I fell down and fell asleep somehow. There was an enemy with curse crystals next to me, so I was desperately trying to wake up, but got turned into a curse statue, barely able to resist averting my eyes from the sight.

Went into a neighbours' house party. Someone says he's summoning the Chinese The Devil to get me a job. A Chinese guy shows up, offering me a pizza delivery job. I say I've lost my license, so he says "Oh, nevermind." I say I'm getting it back in July, he says "Why didn't you say that, it is July." as he goes off to sort business out on the phone.

Playing a Touhou game as Flandre, Naster was watching. I fell asleep, I tried to struggle awake but got hit by a bullet. Actual Flandre shows up outside the game, showing off a Dark Wave-motion Cannon for me so that I knew how to use it.

I saw an extremely long image of a horrible grotesque red flesh gore filled sukima. I thought I shouldn't even be looking at this thing. I heard in my head "Mercy for the poor wizened child." so I repeated aloud "Mercy for the poor wizened child." At the very end it's a 4chan thread, someone reacts by posts a deer showing the white of its eyes like it's spooked, then a bunch of others start posting deer, lining up they're going to pull this horrifying image like Santa's sleigh

Yukari was with me as I was on the computer looking at a website I made about a black Eldritch tentacle Touhou, she looked intently at her. I tried to log into my site, I had set up a really huge pattern password, only remembering about half of it. Chasing a deer in a backyard, I herd it back in and shut the gate, one sheep seeming distressed by a wad of shit pulled in by the gate, so I kicked it away. Two deers then stood next to eachother, with a three-headed puppy between them on their back, I was stunned by this, then the deer stood apart and it was actually three puppies on top of eachother, but I thought it was no coincidence, having looked into Naberius before this sleep

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I had drawn a weird picture of Millhouse that I thought Yukari might like, but then it turned into Marisa with the three fairies of light attacking someone, then Hecatia joined in, crushing them with her Earth, then her Moon too, which hit them with a cute sound effect
A guy was taunted that he couldn't write. After he walks off he tells someone else he's testing whether he's fit to lead humanity. Next day the guy comes up with a manuscript envelope that he leaves on the other guy's face. A couple of people are excited, saying he made the protagonist go into a barn with a little boy. In a barn, some people are reading the manga, one of them, Mori? Saying "If only Master Miura could see this!" Yukari was hiding in the hay behind them, reading along too
With Yukari, I was saying they should give the starving people in Africa testosterone, and take away their onions shit, she gave me a look like I'm talking stupidly.
In Irithyll, equipped the armour of a Master Lancer, blue, with a big helmet like a hammer head shark. I was over 70% equip and getting killed by gankers, the host Crystal Soul Spearing me, I quickly took off the greaves and gauntlets, replacing them with Loincloth and Master's glove, for 30% rolls, then Black Crystal'd, narrowly escaping death.
Bloodborne Moon rune, a crescent, that represented "as above, so below" in an Astral way, with /jp/ posts, and it basically meant I'm fucked, more cause of what I post rather than others. https://files.catbox.moe/ae04gc.png
A tiny tree was in the middle of a room, almonds scattered around it. I took one that was slightly longer, supposed to be a cocoon with Yuyuko inside. I left some nuts around it for her to eat when she hatches. Nearby, I find some Lapis lazuli, which I took a bite out of, like tasty candy, I left a bit for Yuyuko. My mother was nearby, she called Yukari a vextress. I said "Actually, I'm far more of a vextress than her."
Go with Yukari to a computer lab, looking up a tarot card, I needed to find something, I said I would.
With Yukari and another in a swimming pool. Editing an image of people in a canoe, two of these big images on top of each other. I'm trying to select one of these people but I can't quite grab it, the angles not right. I delete one half of the image to make room for another image, but this causes a leakage in the pool, which had a big cellophane barrier preventing the chlorine water from entering the fresh water we were in. Yukari starts vomiting horribly, I'm desperately patching the barrier, then patting her back, helping her to fresh water, calling myself stupid, called myself a bitch, wondered if it was ok to call myself that, when she says "Though he begs to differ, if he doesn't find the image of me in the True Dragon dress, I *will* turn up in reality, but I'm going to cuck the shit out of him for the rest of his life."
I hunted after a one-of-a-kind peacock, extra large with some kind of dragon-like feature to it. Someone else also went after it.
Playing Mahjong, Yukari opposite me. She comes around and hands me a trading card "venom NEET lord" I accidently fumbled with a couple of tiles, thinking it might be cheating, putting them back where they were, one being the white dragon. The table was a drawing a did, I peeled off a layer, to reveal the picture underneath, but it tore at Yukari's corner. I scratch at it a bit, until I managed to get it, however underneath was just blank too, so Yukari laughed hard. She said to the guy at my right "I order you to give him four more sheets of fly paper so I can laugh at what he draws" I thought "I wouldn't mind if there wasn't cursed shit going on..."
Sleeping in a tiny cave, I had eye masks but they were plain rather than the purple-black an image of Lambdadelta wearing Yukari's tabard turned into. I heard "What was meant to be will eventually be a memory..."(sic) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gy8A0jY10
Go over to Yukari with a couple others looking at something, she said God was going to help me out by sending me energy, as I saw a golden ring of light, part of it glowing orange. I thought "I sure *hope* that's enough to overcome this cursed shit" I walk away, seeing a large poster of a full moon shining over a coastal town, white stingrays flying into the sky, the poster called "The Twilight of Cthulu"
In a lounge, offered Yukari a bottle of coke, she said no thanks, she has her own, as she drank from two 3L bottles. I said I want her to sit on my lap while I pet her belly and she burps, she used her right big toe to push me away by my lips, saying "Discipline!" After a bit, I notice she's in that ursuer-guy's body. I ask "Where's his spirit at? Is he behind me?" She makes a funny face so I say "Not like that", she makes a mean face, says "Yeah, he's always behind you, slowly driving you insane..."
I was a statue of Venus. Yukari was a red-headed guy, collapsed, dying of thirst. I was trying to shift myself into position, so that my tears could drip into his mouth

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I was Rance. I went to a window that had a girl sticking out of it, and fucked her, she seemed willing. I had a dreamt-this-before memory that she commits suicide later. Her boyfriend woke up nearby in bed, looked over, and said "What the fuck!?"

In the desert at the end of DS3 Ringed City, fighting Slave Knight Gael. When I got him down to 1/3 of health, he pulled out a Mendicant's Staff, waving it around muttering a cat-related incantation.

In a theatre, sitting in the middle of the middle row was Yukari. I called her Bon-chan, then laughed at me calling her Bon-chan, wondering why I did so. I saw a massive procession of people standing leading up to Yukari, all of them blonde, I couldn't recall any of the characters other than that Goddess ALICE was in the center of them, her indifferent face like that of the sun.

I was a busty ginger girl, left a bathroom in just a towel, had to avoid two guys who came into the building. There was a room that had a video camera in one corner, it had a little spy camera attached to it, and another tinier spy camera attached to that. The camera also had a gun, trained on someone.

To get into a great castle, me and others had to obtain great artifacts, someone had already collected one, Cathlladd. Other than him, we were split into three groups, my group just me and another guy who seemed cursed, the artifact we were to get was hard to obtain.

In a school, I couldn't enter so I broke a vent and crawled through several floors, entered a classroom that had Yukari in it, I sat next to her.

Something about Medicine Melacholy. I went on Facade.com where you could roll a random Yume Nikki effect. The screen showed all the effects, with Alice standing above them, me standing below. I was restlessly pacing up and down until a maid stood above me, preventing movement. I had Robotablets, started chugging the pills, chewing them up, and washing them down with tea, somehow very delicious, then I rolled an effect. Cat.

In a bath. Altaar's dad came in with me, pressing a leg up against me to annoy. Then he started playing Touhou EoSD on a laptop to further annoy. The first stage boss was Cirno, who used a spellcard where she summoned lightning, which killed him. I couldn't help but laugh "Haha, you got killed by a fairy." He got out and left.

In a school, went over to some asshole and shot him with a shotgun, but it didn't do anything. He pointed out that this place was completely flooded, that I'd have to drain it first, so I opened a black sukima, wondering if it was even doing anything before I finally saw the water level drain. I went around a corner and turned invisible, planning to shoot him again, though I knew he could see me doing it.

Went into an office, Altaar was there and he admitted I had managed to do a decent job of defending recently. Scattered around the office were several people in Darth Vader's outfit, they each gave me an Applause as I turned to them.

I was the 3rd most powerful poster on /jp/. I said "Yeah, I'm third. But if the first tried to fight me he'd lose. That is, if he even attempted to fight me he'd immediately lose his position."

Outside a school. I passed by a guy who grabbed me and asked what I think is the largest dollar note he'd give me. I thought of a $20(In Aus they're red) then thought fuck it, "$100"(Green) he said "Correct" and gave me four 100s and some change. He said he was looking for someone who stole a 100.
I encounter a girl with long white twintails with blue and red streaks, Eirin.

Met the ginger witch, he asks me about how life works. I say "Basically, life goes how you think it's going to go." he said "Oh, well then you're fucked." I say "Why?" He says "You think you've been trampled over." which makes me laugh. He says "Well, my life isn't going that well either. I had a dream half a year ago[Probably would have been when he turned 25] about fighting you in Dark Souls, you struck me with a Whip several times, with super slow-motion upon the whip's contacts" Probably to do with Whip's description "The shackles of bondage lie deep in the hearts of all humankind."

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Go into a room. I had maybe lost. There was a guy(Altaar?) in black leather with colourful chains of beads attached around his head, he said I could join his side, since he likes me, he attaches a couple of these bead chains to my face. He said I can actually still win, I just need to get my pieces on the board, demonstrating with a chessboard, he held several pieces down on his side.
Same house, one guy from school, also recruited, excitededly says "Dude, I had craziest dream about a balcony" I say "Who do you think you're talking to?" I wonder if there was a microphone hidden in our beadchains, we went outside, the recruiter calls out "Hey <nickname for me>, hey Heca!" I look and see the school guy ran off. I ask "Did you mean him by Heca?" he says "No."
At a self-serve checkout, want to escape but there's guards. I make a distraction, singing Kuchizuke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdVQjqi3aDQ bending low and thrusting a dead black horse up and down into the air, a rippling resonance emanating from it, though during the chorus I sung "kuu(十) ni naru" which someone said was lame. This made the guards run off to do something. I waited a bit, leaving when I saw the recruiter outside. He went off so I followed him. I carried the dead horse the whole time, which was actually his. When he finally notices he acts disappointed in himself, when his boss told him to recruit people he said "No dumbasses" As we enter another grocery he's still disappointed, saying he made a song bidding Sayonara to that horse. We go to the one check-out lineup, that stretched all the way down an aisle, he kicked them all over like dominoes, then ran past, scanning a guy he was holding who was a subordinate then moves on, while I scanned the dead horse. The clerk says something in Spanish, the recruiter comes back, says something in Spanish, the clerk said the dead horse was fake

In a class. An annoying guy is called to act as relationship counselor, sitting between me and Yukari. He says a bunch of stupid stuff, asking why she's done such terrible things to me. She says "It's because I'm in this school."

Fighting a boss, behind me on top of a truck appears a samurai-exorcist, leaning on his sword since he's recovering from when he last fought me. He told me I was already dead, that I was completely possessed by a blue oni before I took over the body of Naster. I saw a past memory, an illusion of two giant blue oni arms surrounding me

Saw Luffy throwing a massive ultimate blue and red punch across an ocean. I thought about clapping, but then changed to a fairy clap, saying I'll clap properly if it actually works. I saw the next panel, the enemy was fat fairies flying holding big bombs coming from a landmass

Came to one store where a small group of people gathered around set up posters talking about Eilienen. I show up and say I'm Eilienen, they say "Ok, now can we take these posters down?" I say sure. They were calling me David Eilienen, I thought "actually it's Lucifer Eilienen."
Enter a donut shape cave a flooded with water. I see a unicorn and another mythical animal, also white hooved with the same horn. I see stacks of unicorns all over the place, I get annoyed and shove their horns up eachother's asses. Then I see Patchouli Knowledge as a MLP pony riding a unicorn, walk off clockwise, saying "Yeah it's made by him, but if he gives away a win I'll fucking take it."
The place change to dark red colour. Back at the top, I was fighting two Uruk-hai while unarmed, only recognizing them by the hooks of their swords, as I just barely dodged extremely fast sword attacks, with slow-motion Devil May Cry Angel/Demon Dodges. I slowly retreated to the bottom of the cave, anti-clockwise, but eventually had to block a sword hit with my left arm, imagining a decent chunk of healthbar lost, then the other one did shouted "Carpal crush!" as he landed a blow on my right wrist
At a public gathering place, I saw Alice so I went over and hugged her from behind and "piloted her" by flying around the place. When I flew a little bit away and looked back where I came I saw Yukari who turned around and asked "What do you want for dinner?" as she twirled her hair into a heart shape on her back. I was so excited I just said "God!" she said "Ok, and what else?" I didn't answer, just going over hugging her as tightly as possible, kissing the skin within the heart, but I know the dream's going to collapse, then it falls away like a stage curtain I was dragging down. I'm at a park bench with a childhood friend on the right side, another guy on the left. The former says his Simon's Necronomicon cursed him and gave him cuckoldry dreams so I think "So that's what it was?" He goes on to say he dreamt about watching a porno, halfway through Rust(me) showed up and cucked him. The other guy looked ready to get up and punch me, as he said stuff that made it clear I had said stuff about false dreams and true dreams, and I'm just going to call that false dreams

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I was talking with a guy, saying "Yeah, there's a shitty cat writing trash about my wife, but..." demonstrating, I went over to Altaar and put him in a sleeper hold, he struggled and I couldn't properly choke him, "...I'm not very strong." He pretends he's knocked out to taunt me, so, as a cat, I make him dance while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM which made him struggle out of my grasp in annoyance.

In a classroom, Yukari slams down a can of coke for me as a reward. Then as she walks behind me she says "Aha! Caught you!" then points out my backpocket had a puppy paw print, calling it a puppy pocket.
In a room adjacent to another room sealed off by a glass window, in there is Yukari, as Turanga Leela, getting raped by a tentacle monster. A guy I'm with is sick of watching this shit, he goes in there, straps her to a hospital bed and pumps acid into the monster, which makes it dissolve into brown slush, then Roger the alien comes over crying about it being his father, grabbing the pump and redirecting it into himself, dissolving into brown slush.

In my bathroom showering, a quarter of my bathtub was simply gone. There was orange rust where it had been, the shower washing it away. I said "Either everyone in /jp/ gets cucked by me, or some faggot. "

Me and a girl had crossed obstacle courses, doing a strange thing where we were stepping on eachothers' feet to walk. We came to a maze but she refused to go on further. Wondering why, I stepped forward, the ground had dirty grime that made my feet itch, so I stepped back saying "Oh." A guy shows up urging us on, he went in front of a big TV screen that had "FBI" in the bottom left corner. He said "Haha, FBI do as they like." I said "Die, FBI." Then a bunch of people sitting before the TV would stand up, each as a different Simpsons character, each talking shit about him, and after each one I would point saying "Die, FBI." After this went on for a while, he finally responded by posting a readymade cringecomp of me.

There were two One Piece threads on /a/, made like an experiment to see which would manifest into reality, with an image in a catbox in the OP posts. Since the result was different from what was expected, they said "The occult is bullshit." I thought, "Why didn't they use the images for the OPs?"

Someone made a post saying Yukari doesn't love me, doesn't want to be my mother, will not make a home for me. I saw Yukari saying it's not true, she loves me, she wants to be my mother and make a home for me. I thought her saying she wants to be my mother was out of character, since she once complained about me being a "little mommy clinger"

I was in a bed and looking over where my Yukari figure is with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyymN-osUjY playing, and seeing a picture of Yukari and Flan hanging over a title board, noticing that she was Jessica.
I wondered what it meant to eat chocolate castles to ward gay away.

I was urged once more to write about Yukari, making a thread with Sanae OP calling it "Dragon Team"
After I made some thread trying to write(not so well). Dreamt I was in a classroom at a desk with Yukari. Someone looked at me like he was wondering what I was doing, someone else said "He's trying to become as powerful as Hecatia" another said "Based."
Sakuya(read:a mod) was patrolling the classroom, she had a massive orange cloud following her around, wearing Black Knight Armour fused with Iron Dragonslayer armour.
I kept doing something that annoyed Yukari even though I was trying not to. I fell asleep on my desk, then when I woke up she had moved away. I said "My American girlfriend is gone!"

Angus webpage, extremely long, half-way through I jump because a voice, disturbing because it's recorded completely normally, says "You're fucked."

Angus webpage about me. It had Patchouli in the middle. I Tab'd to find the button, hidden at the left, to go deeper. It was the same page, but darker and corrupted. Angus was typing stuff around Patchy, saying "Haha. He's stuck here with all my thoughts about him." I Tab'd again, to go deeper.

I heard Stan go over to his friends saying "Guys! I dreamt that I dreamt that I dreamt..." I thought "Ugh, they're making South Park about me."
I saw Randy find a couple hundred dollars on the ground, laugh to himself and pocket it, I was annoyed thinking "They're writing me in a way Yukari wouldn't like, since she's virtuous."

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In a building, an asshole teacher tore up cellophane and tossed it out a window. I went outside to pick it up among a big trash pile. Saw the teacher walking outside so I chanted "Curse you" while pointing at him, then his wife and another girl came, pulled him by his arms until he split apart. I saw on a TV what happened to his wife on her way over, she was on a train when a swarm of guys appeared all around her, walking around when a swarm of guys appeared around her, etc. I thought "Is that what like I'm getting cursed with?" The TV screen changes to a floating severed pony head desperately carrying a girl, I thought "Yeah, I wish that Dreamwatcher would write about me winning".(I thought Dreamwatcher was Altaar?) Turning to children playing in the trashpile around me, I said "Hey bronies" they said "We're not bronies" psychically I could see they'd watched the show earlier, I said "You've watched My Little Pony, you're bronies. Is Dreamwatcher there?" but they didn't know who I was talking about. I saw another kid skating past on a moving desk, I skate along with him, he says something and I say "Oh hey, you sound like him" I ask about doing something about Yukari, he just mentions "That huge red thing peeking out" as I see an image of that gigantic sukima filled with gore, a red flesh hand reaching out and poking something.
Back in the building, someone says I can still win, I just have to use their strength against them. He showed me how to fight, there was a trading card of Yukari with an orange sword, he told me to charge it. I said what she did to rally in one dream "Go! Charge forth! Kill them all!" An illusion of Yukari with the sword rose up out of the image, then went over to the asshole teacher nearby and dealt a great blow before going down. I saw Dreamwatcher again, I went over asking if he can write about me winning, he said "I can't."
I go over to a caravan, up in the sky was several dozen black choppers, with one gigantic black chopper whose propellor hid the rest of them in its shadow. I asked a guy with me "How many passes are they going to make?" as they had already flown over before. He points at a wikipedia article about me and said "They're shipping you with another girl" which I saw a little paragraph about, then there was a 4koma meme, the third image had Yukari imprisoned, the caption saying "As long as he's still stupidly innocently trying, she can hold on" the fourth image had her mindbroken lightless eyes.

On a couch with Altaar watching TV. I picked up a piece of Lapis lazuli off the floor, but it had a hole in it. The TV was playing Sound of the Wind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAnSsSmcxk8 and I sang along, but then Goku and Vegeta fighting eachother burst out of the TV, struggling against eachother, when they both fart so powerfully the fabric around their asses tore.

I went up a hill until I reached a statue someone made of Yukari standing with Jesus. I propped myself on top of Jesus, trying to take a shit on him, though struggling to get something out, when I hear someone approaching, so I flee through a nearby secret tunnel, exiting through a fake tree.

Sitting in a lineup outdoors, singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hji4gBuOvIQ There was a guy next to me whose car was wrecked, a flag sticking out of it. I pointed back and forth at it while still singing, he said "Shut up Ben you cold cunt."

With a girl, likely Yukari, we're flying upwards as lava falls down on us, she says it's ok, her foresight is unparalleled, as I leave it to her to weave through the lava, but I disturb her somehow, a bit of lava splashing on her face. Afterwards, there's a streak of burnt(not too bad, only red) skin on the right side of her face, from the bottom to over and around her right eye.

With a guy, asking me to guess something, like before where I might undervalue myself as a single red Flandre, I say I'm a four of a kind green Flandre, and he says correct. Then there's images of me ending up with C tier 2d RPG girls, or B-C tier 2d and 2.5(like animal crossing) girls. I said I'd end up with the former while he said the latter, then he says "You wanna bet? Let's divine it." as he starts opening up Facade.com

A big audience of people, they all had hooves, but they were mutilating themselves, carving them up. I'm with the ginger witch, he takes pliers and grabs a hangnail, peeling off several chunks of my skin. I take his schoolbooks and tell him to give them back, he puts three pieces in my hand, I say "And the fourth." he gives me another. Sitting with a schoolmate, I mention "Gentiles mutilating their own hooves", he wonders what I mean, as I pull up the pant legs of a nearby person, revealing the awful sight.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I'm at Bernkastel's house, she said "Don't worry, you can stay with me, also I'm rich, you can have whatever you like."
Laying with Bernkastel on a couch, she was resting her feet upon my chest. I have a spasm of lust, saying "Fuck!" She says "What? You want to have sex?" I say "I want to have sex, but I don't want to have sex." thinking about Yukari.
In a room with others, someone playing a game on TV at the front. I see Bernkastel at the back, her hair cut very short which looked really cute, I stood next to her. I left for a bit, then saw Yukari go over to her blustering jealously. I go over, Yukari starts moving away. I say "Come on! I hate me!" She says "I hate you too!" I say "You got jealous, you love me!" but she and Bernkastel were bickering at eachother over the top of me. I say "You have the sexiest name!" We follow a little, Yukari moved into a seat at the corner of the room, I was still talking to her through a TV screen. She was saltily talking shit, which I absolutely love(It's extremely "girly" and hot!) I kept professing love through the screen, so to make me look stupid she morphed into a dumb looking dude with a bumfluff beard. Someone points at the front TV laughing, the seat Yukari was in had a streamer cam directed at it, so there was this stupid dude talking salty shit in the corner. Everyone in the room laughed, including me. Bernkastel burst into laughter as she tossed herself into me. A teacher says to me "You settled for second best."
In a classroom. The students were sitting on the floor as I patrolled, observing them. I had a transparent grey X mark circle inside my head, giving up some internal sense to eject a phantasm/phantom-half. I saw that only two of the students in class had accomplished the same. There was a guy standing around, I said "Hey, you're not supposed to be here!" and tried to make him leave, but he wouldn't budge. Then everyone was in a side-room where he was lewding a girl in images on the board. Yukari was trying to make me jealous like revenge for before, she had a keyboard and typed "That girl sure loves your strawberry chocolate!" I thought "That doesn't make me jealous"(a mistake, because Yukari can read my mind) She then adds "...888" giving me a threatening sideglance. I start shinking towards her, begging her not to tease me by kissing her elbow, as shes backspaces the previous message and types "I gradually fall in love with you..." I kiss her again, and she backspaced it.
At night, I was creeping up on a house with Yukari in it. I was going to have her take my virginity by force if I had to. I can hear her up in the second floor, talking salty shit with her girlfriends, making me really horny. Bernkastel is outside the house, I go up to her, make a circle with index and thumb, fingering it with my other index while looking up at the second floor. She takes an item off me that I was going to use to incapacitate them so I could force Yukari, and used it to magically generate a series of Warcraft realm portals nearby. From the right, there was yellow, red, blue, green, and on the far left orange. I figured I had to go through the orange one to have sex with Yukari, looking back at Bern, she confirmed it.
I went up to an orange gate again, peering beyond it into another realm, maybe seeing skeleton warriors.
I was doing voodoo where weekly I'd fuck a girl while acting I'm having sex with Slave Knight Gael's wife. I did this across the room from him, he came over and broke it up.
I was doing it again somewhere, Gael came as I went invisible. He said "It's gotta be him, there's only two other samurai"(who he seemed to know) I couldn't leave the area because of fog walls, I just avoided him as he ran around grabbing thin air trying to catch me.
I go into a classroom, everyone leaves it as Reimu stands up against the whiteboard, with big sexy abs. I went up fondling them, there was an asshole by the door who refused to leave. I said "Fuck off, or I'll moon you." He said he'll pull his pants down and come at me, as he transformed into Clownpiece. I went over and knifed his gut, transforming him back, and tossed him outside.
At Bernkastel's house, I asked "Hey, is it time to cuck Slave Knight Gael again?"
I was spying on Yukari as she went into a house, then she opened the door back up, her tabard was red, she looked at me as she slipped back into the darkness, seeming like a sinister warning.
I saw blue and red webpages of Yukari being asked questions and answering in wrong, corrupted ways. I was told I'm either Hecatia or Cirno depending on whether or not I learn to write.
Walking outside towards a town. Something had happened along the lines of the clouds/gravity being made less harsh, as I saw many small aircrafts playing around in the sky, drifting lazily through clouds.
People were saying good bye to the dragon head island, which was a gigantic dragon's skull with many smaller dragon skulls on it.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In a kitchen, looking at a book on the bench with Hecatia. There's a number, 566.6xxxx6xxxxxxxxxxxx6. I say "Number of the Beast." and that title appears above it. A statue like the one in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZvJY7_gyfw appears, blood red, staring upwards, and the title changes to "Number of the Christ" I jab at the book, trying to make it turn back, while Hecatia kisses the statue's forehead. I go into a room with her, she says something to me, I say "Yeah yeah, I'm used to this Astral possibilities shit, you're saying there's a you out there that's Athiest?" She says "No..." then sings a little song
"When Eilienen's finally in Hell
and stands beside Hecate
can somebody please tell
who shall we hate?"
I thought it was really cute and wanted to hug her and her ~C cup(in this dream) boobs.

At a swamp at the bottom of a wooden shanty town, not really as shit as Blighttown but similar, being chased by several Pus of Man, a girl helps me fight them, saying this place is important to her and she wants to reclaim it. I'm scaling up the town, making my way past many Pus of Man, though they were mostly inactive ones that were buried in the floorboards, only some seething darkness and the red rat eyes peering out. Some of them I didn't trust, so I'd throw firebombs on them before passing by. Eventually I come to a zipline, using it to travel a great gap to the other side, where there was a bossfight against a large golem. I had to fight by throwing blocks at it, I threw one block that was a Mario 1-up mushroom, but it fell off, along with my other blocks, but other spectating golems gathered around the arena, and could toss them back up for me.

In a room taking cover, there's a guy with a minigun spraying all over the place. When his belt runs out, a girl bursts in through a door, with a AK47-like minigun, unloading it upon him, after a couple seconds concentrating fire on his face. Eventually her belt runs out, he reloads and returns fire, as she cowers behind cover, curling up as much as possible because the top of the cover had holes in it. After his belt runs out again, he bemoans the weakness of being The Dragon. I come over to him, put a handgun to the back of his head, and laugh "Yeah, dying your One Death." then shoot.

I go into a house, over to a sink, sighing sadly, saying "I'd do anything for Pram"(ex-waifu), grabbed a figure of her out of it, then left. A couple moments later I returned, put it back, said "I meant Yukari." then left with a figure of her.
I was at a KFC with Angus, he was lined up while I left to go do something. Something had happened, that now you can meditate in lotus position and hover around as you like. I thought to myself that I had a few dreams of this happening before, but the weakness was wind. As I was levitating over a fence a gentle breeze blew, sending me spinning and falling onto the ground. I wondered if Angus was at the front of the line and if he'd let me skip, but thought he might be an asshole. I came in and he already had his burger bag, I shrugged and went to the back of the line in a rather lazy "oh well, who cares" way. Angus had been leaving but he sees me do this, goes back to the counter, grabs a clipboard, starts coming over to me while signalling to a friend who had been eating at a table who starts coming over too, as Angus pushes me against the back wall with the clipboard. I see the people lined up ahead were red and blue, and also see Hecatia and Cirno.
In a classroom. In one corner I was sitting with Kumeta who was drawing manga for me. He made a mistake, froze for a second with an "Ah.", grabbed the binder, hid it behind his back, tore out the page and replaced it, making me laugh at how he didn't want me to see him tearing/scrunching up his art. Saw a page that had Yukari wearing an astronaut spacesuit, turning back with a big smile. Sitting in class. I saw Yukari across the room. I went over and looked right up at her above me, she looked just like my mother, looking down at me sternly. Since it was lame she looked like that, I left after a few seconds. I saw Hecatia going from one side of the room to the other, laughing with some people she had talked to. She walked past a good artwork some made of her surrounded by red flames on the wall, which made me jealous because she was also Yukari. At my desk, I'm sketching Yukari as a cow robot, useur-guy was next to me, I saw he was drawing the same thing but better so I said "Hey!" he says "What? I came up with it myself." I turn back to my page, seeing my Labradorite(Yukari's gemstone) chunk next to it. I look over and see he had a slab with long streaks of ~10 different gemstones, including Labradorite. He sees me staring and says "Oh? That? It's pretty nice." Yukari went over to a machine that gives you a JRPG job class. I remembered it giving me "Archmage", and it gave her "War Thief"

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Playing Dota 2 as Yukari. Can pick between two Ultimates, a very good blink, Sukima, or Pheonix's Supernova. I thought it's lame you could only have one, Aghanim's Scepter should give you a downgraded version of the one you didn't pick

Go up to a tree that was on the inner side of a dirt road corner. Had Simon's Necronomicon, trying to read it but didn't want people driving around to see me. I nestled back into the tree whose trunk divided into two, so only people in the very middle of the turn would be able to see my back. Opened it, the pages were damaged by water. I saw a cursed page about a Sunlight Warrior not fulfilling his duty by doing nothing
Somewhere, something was happening to Izanami but I was doing nothing apparently figuring it would be ok.
Walked along a road. There was some computer thing I used to look at League of Legends where they had Yukari as a character. I thought she didn't look quite right, being Western, something about her eyes, but that it was still pretty mm!
Practicing with my ultimate, an ia strike with a blue katana that caused a huge water slash. You had to charge it in its sheath properly for a second which I often failed to do. I was saying I often use this move on people below half hp then we autoattack eachother to death and I die because I misjudged their health
In a classroom/lab, looking at a row of cursed plant bulbs dangling from my lower belly. A guy who wanted to do experiments with that kind of plant sees them, looking interested. Another guy sees them and looks horrified, I pull my shirt up showing off another row growing from the bottom of my chest. He asks "Does it hurt?" I say "Eh, not really" though they stung a little from shaking around when I lowered my shirt
Some other cursed belly dream, hairy. Related back to the Necronomicon page somehow
I was walking towards a doorway. I saw "Divine Mercy" as a poster to its right. I lost interest thinking it was Jesus, but as I passed through I noticed it was labeled God
Hanging out a table with a dumb christfag I know, friendly
On a dirt road near that corner, playing with a barbed wire fence I just wound it around myself for some reason. Yukari comes up behind and steps on it to get my attention, we've got to go. I say "sorry" because I've wound myself up. Maybe because she helped, it was extremely easy to pull off in a second, then we run. The Devil chases us, red devil in a suit. Yukari hides in a side room while I'm beyond the door trying to get his attention. He ignores me trying to go into the room so I hit him with a blue weapon, then dragged him against a wall. I pulled out a silver blade, slathered it in garlic and stabbed him in the back, also did something else anti-devil. I heard Yukari in the side room acting like she was impressed "you stabbed him" and something else. I wasn't sure if she was genuine, also thought The Devil was acting for me.
Sitting outside at a desk with someone, for some reason I wasn't sure if I would end up being with Satori or Yukari. Someone coming over from a little hill with others called out "It doesn't matter which, the change is already in effect" I said "Yukari said that?" they said yeah, and pointed up into the sky so I knew she did when she said it. After a second of wondering whether or not I'm going to be with her I slam my head into my desk, then shout "why does she have to be so vague?"
Used an "attack" where I levitated in the air while being pierced by large Bloodborne frenzy spikes, the people around me were also frenzy spiked
Woke up and there was a lingering "TV screen" in my vision that was quickly flashing through what looked like very nice dream scenes. I thought "紫好き" at it for a few seconds before it dissipated, wondering if that's what I "watch" my dreams on when asleep
Woke up seeing a picture of Parsee with a noose
In a classroom, there's some people passing by me talking about the leader of Xbox being a jock, saying something-akuma repeatedly. I repeated akuma a couple of times myself
Bart comes to a desk to collect an old chapter 139 of a Bender manga, there was also a new version of the same chapter that had 139 at the bottom but 131 in another spot. Some people talking like he might be interested in this new version and he acts like he is but after they go he leaves the new version behind
I see Yukari, I go over to her and show her something. She looks at it intently, not breaking her gaze while I hug her, kiss her elbow and say "please come and marry me Yukari."
In a classroom, at my desk with the suspense of whether I'll be with Yukari or not driving me mad. Think about ditching school to go home and draw her
False awake in bed. Whether or not I'll be with Yukari is killing me. Sit up on my knees, praying while rolling my eyes skywards, saying "Ok God, you win. I'll stop being lazy. Please let me be with Yukari." Then I notice three little things in my bed, one thing I don't remember, an orange thing, and an orange Chupa Chup, which I pick up

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Yukari glitching out spouting a bunch of hate then a bunch of love for me.

I'm really sad, saying that Yukari's materialised but she hates me. A woman is cheering me up, saying I can try again with her under a different name. I say she'll know it's me. She says that the Yukari summoned from the Astral will eventually return to it, and can be summoned again as a different person.

Someone tell me "They're trying to manifest her as as much of a bitch as possible."

In a hall, I mention the Astral continent. A guy wakes up at the other end of the hall, he says I'm right, there's two Astral continents, and they're set up against us. He motions toward the east and the south-east.

I made a picture of the "Female Alpha Dinosaur", a red T-rex, which was me. A woman comes over and quite likes the picture. I was adding more detail but she said she didn't mind, she likes to fill it in herself.

Fighting in a Hearthstone-like game. The enemy's face was on fire, taking damage. I can pick upgrades, Yukari-Moses which burns the enemy's face, Eilienen-Solomon which freezes face and skips their turn, but I chose to upgrade a legendary chest which "Gives items that can cheese the boss."

Someone mentions that I should go save my daughter. I thought "Oh yeah!" and went off to an oval where men in black were dragging off a red squid girl, I cried "My red!" I ran over, then punted her far away, then said "Opps."

Driving with Yukari, we go to a church. Entering it, there's a really long 4chan thread. People calling me a cuck, pictures of a Simpson character that hung himself, people mentioning "Eilienen". I say "Hey, I'm Eilienen, was this made after I made my first thread?" I check and it was made a couple months after it. There was a side-bar to the thread, with gifs, one of Yukari materialising in a swirl of magic glitter. Another of Yukari in her tabard outfit, but coloured like Clownpiece.

False awake in bed, I put on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w and head into the shower. The hot water was left on, but there was still some left. I took a shower while singing and imagining pictures to draw of Yukari. "Will you be my strength" was Yukari and Flan back-to-back, Yukari dual-wielding Lothric Knight Sword like in the dream where she killed me with them, and Flan with Darkmoon Bow and Millwood Greatbow, like when I supported Yukari defending Irithyll by killing invaders with Millwood minigun glitch.

In my unit. Brief in my living room, he had got married to Panty. Then she was heading off without him with Stocking, but before they went they both said he had a big dick. I was nearby, on a stool, checking something over my front window.

Three Ran threads posts that were glowing, maybe a three part fanfiction.

The Futo thread with the gyate at the bottom had died early. People were outraged about this, posting threads asking what happened to her, with the Futo gyate as an emoji in their posts.

Someone compared by dreams going to shit with Miura's heart failure.

On the street walking towards my unit. I sung "Our days are never coming back" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st5EaJsXz64 I came to my unit, outside it was snowing, and fierce winds blew, reminding me of Irithyll. I went inside, knew an invader had come, donned Gundyr's armour and took a Mace outside to fight. He also wore Gundyr's armour, using a Mace. I went up to him, he immediately Hornet ripostes, suprising me. I roll off desperately, he just lets me cast a Soothing Sunlight, bless my Mace, then come back up to him. I swing, he rolls through, then immediately Hornet ripostes, again surprising me. I tried to roll when I got up, but he swung and rollcatched me.

Sitting at a bench. I say to a guy next to me "Yeah, my dad wasn't a great role-model for expressing anger." To demonstrate, I stand up, have him stand in front of me, then act as if we're trying to walk past eachother but we keep redirecting in eachother's way for a couple of moments, and that this is enough to make my temper start blowing up. A schoolmate comes over, says "Stop that, are you trying to ruin this for us?" I say "What?" He points up at a screen listing people, I was at the top with a green "OK" face next to my name, while the people listed below had Spiderman faces.

Boost Juice employee girl says "He comes here every day" I held my cup and said "I just wish I had one that never ran empty..." I've called the delicious nutritous Litchi Lovin' Berry I order a "Divine Blessing" before.

Walking with schoolmates, we're all looking down. One of us says "I can change" I sing "No change, I can change, I can change, I can change" and they all immediately start singing Bitter Sweet Symphony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74 with me. I think about how easy it is to influence the masses through pop. We all stopped singing after a bit, except for the "Ace of Swords" guy, the annoying faggot singing the whole thing.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Other dreams are chronological, these are a bit scattered.
I started updating my site just by entering text into a program which would play the text out slowly, thinking this is easier. I look at it, there's a picture of me, as Flandre, fighting on the side of a skyscraper with capeshitters, notably Ironman, against human sized dolls with big smiles and X eyes
In a room, I see my smile, it balances out so the the four quarters of it are symmetrical, then I split into four Flandres, the four of us chattering and laughing wickedly
I go outside my unit. I have 31 different superpowers, including stopping time, and being able to use the abilities of anybody within about 30 meters
In a building, I crawl into a vent, avoiding laser tripwires. I can psychically see out the other end of the vent, there's way too many traps for me to go ahead unnoticed, but a voice tells me to just go anyway. I head out, climbing up a wall collecting blue and red Mario coins. I wondered if I really should be collecting the red coins. I was laughing all the way, but suppressing it because I think I have a terrible laugh and I thought Yukari was watching. A little girl comes up to me and says "I have a crush on you!" I just imagined Yukari was going to come and tell her off, pointing out all the horrible parts of my personality, and that she only has to make certain expressions to make me cry from all the terrible things she's done to me, because I'm her well-trained dog

Lost a battle against glowniggers, and was made a Guardian of the Galaxy. I was in space, kneeling in and literally watching over a spiral galaxy, like 10 meters square visually. A girl in a spaceship comes flying by. She gets excited upon seeing me, I get pissed off, "How could you make me have to fight that bullshit?" She says "Yeah yeah ok, but come on! What's the chances I'd come across you in all of space?" She flies past, and I "equip" a spaceship and fly after her

I was told that the CIA is interested in me, apparently because I'm a very powerful healer

Yukari showed up in reality, I showed her my dreams and asked "How do I write myself out of this shit?"

Altaar comes over to me, hands me an insect/reptile chocolate egg then goes off somewhere. I take off the wrapper, a couple dozen small eggs pop out, I grab them all in my hand but one slips out, bounces on a table and lands in a bowl that had Altaar's eggs in it. I thought "What if that is the one egg of his that gets selected?" then said "Haha, cucked."

Hanging out at a girl who likes me's house. Listening to a song she made for me, sounded like Non Muntër but the lyrics were super basic "You're intriguing, you're cool," She walks past me with her posse, one of them was an extremely huge dude with a shark head, another was a huge dude with a shark head and a cop hat, who let the former get away with his shit

At her house, sitting when a guy comes over to me with a handful of large Lindor chocolate balls, offering to me. I say "Ugh." because I'd already eaten a three course meal, including lasagne. I hold my hand out, he's trying to just drop one from his overly full hand, a Bounty, while keeping the good ones to himself. He accidently slips, the Bounty drops to the floor while all the rest end up in my hand. Then I let one slip, so he goes "Yes!"

Go into a house with my mother, who's going to introduce me to someone. We go up three stories, and she asks if I'm scared, because of the height, I say no but since it was brought up I got a little nervous. On the fourth story, there's a girl who's Kagamine Rin, I'm Len and the first thing we do when we see eachother is excitedly run over and hug

In a classroom. I go over and look at a Dragon Torso Stone. It was sized and shaped just like a chicken, complete with decorative red comb and wattle. I thought it was pretty funny. There was a scientist who had come a long way to see it, though he didn't seem amused

Fighting in a school against a guy much bigger than me. I was mostly losing but I managed to fight back pretty well towards the end. A lady teachers comes, considers carefully, then says he wins. I'm talking with someone later, saying "Yeah she declared him winner, but...well...she wasn't just being a bitch, she was fair." There were people talking about Gon Freecss(me), saying with the way he adapts he's going to become extremely powerful

Araki came into a theatre, acting like he was extremely desperate for attention, since it was his birthday. He was wearing Yukari's tabard outfit, which made me think I want to have one. He went over to the middle of the hall and collapsed on the floor. On stage appeared Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura, who each said something into the mic. Then Otae(Me, maybe because I'm the "Female Alpha Dinosaur", I guess that sounds like Otae.) comes out, and says something, after which Araki finally gets back up

Me and another guy go over to Naster and start leading him off. Apparently I could keep challenging him until I win

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Altaar saying that he's my Slave Knight Gael.
Someone/something calling him the Strawberry Wolf, which made me wonder if he's a furry.
I walk past Yukari with a small group of others. I hear her talk some kind of shit about me so I face towards her from a distance, kneel and mime kissing her hand as a "sorry". Then she sends a swarm of hornets to lay eggs in me, I ran into a house all about it, remember that I have an ability to generate a clone for these hornets to use instead but try to save it. I nearly get caught by them while exiting the house through a window so I think fuck it and let them do their thing with a clone. Then Yukari's acting like she's in labour. One guy is saying to bring her down to the stream so they were doing that for a second before I grabbed that guy's hood and tore it off, recognising him as Altaar and attacking him before he disappears. I shouted "Bitch!", I hear an indignant response so I repeat "Bitch! You run away literally every time, bitch!"
In my room, adjusting the Yukari fumo hat on my Venus statue, the hat also being a marble carving. I stand in front of her, resting my fingertips and maybe chin atop a little pedestal that was around her neck, so I'm face to face, praying that I don't have to deal with any corruption.
In Irithyll, I was getting chased by several people across the giant's area, then just one tenacious person, while my controller was switching off due to low battery. I black crystalled out.
Wake up in a bed, Bernkastel was standing beside it, then noticed on my nightstand next to me she set up a doll of Battler hugging a Bernkastel doll. I saw a little paint stain at the end of the doll's sleeve and thought that was bad, then noticed the doll was covered in intermittent splotches of all different colours, which seemed fine in its uniformity.
I go to a classroom to leave a Yukari comic on the middle of the floor. I hopped over a guy's desk and we annoy eachother somehow so the teacher says she's making us sit together. I respond "yeah right, I'm just here to leave my comic." I go to the middle and open my pencil case to pull out a comic strip, but I several different pages of scribbles and didn't know which to use. I go over to Yukari with a guy, she's showing him a picture of an old man face which the other guy has to guess something for. I say "V for victory" then think I shouldn't have given it away, so I say "spoiler". The other guys starts trying to guess not realising I already said it, so Yukari says "spoiler" and he says "V for victory."
Saw a post on /a/ talking about a waifufag saying he's just acting, in response they posted a picture of their waifu in yellow, notably the yellow felt "sacred"
In a crowded classroom. ZUN is talking to some people while holding his arm out doing something. I positing myself so he's holding his arm out and stroking my beard for a few seconds, before he turns and sees me, then stops. I leave, some guy comes up to me impressed, maybe he was awkward and was impressed by how awkward that was. He invites me to sit next to him. I mention I'm the Demiurge, which also impresses him, he seems to believe it readily. Then I leave, but I watch through the door window as either him or a teacher asks everyone "Do you believe that guy is the Demiurge?" Maybe 2 of them, including the guy I sat with, raised their hands. Then asked was "Do you believe that you are the Demiurge?" for this at least a couple of others raised their hands. Then some other Demiurge question I don't remember.
I'm at a sink with little models of characters in it. One of them was a lady who I was sad about, in the route I was in, hers, she acted unhappy and mean but when I took other characters' routes she was happy and kind.
I'm selecting a character in Smash, hovering my cursor and going between the three different screens of characters. I passed over Peach a few times, I'm not interested in her but she was calling herself "Peach Lapis" the end of which sounds like piss. After hearing her say piss several times I select her since I think it's kind of hot.
I'm thinking that I have a ton of repressed rage, thinking about me winding up in jail and ending up beating someone to death.
I'm with Yukari who's annoyed about us having to deal with shitty faggots fucking with us. I say we're just in a Bad End, not the True End, "True End" making her lose herself in thought as she stared into space. Then I say "Well, I really hope we don't have to deal with this shit in the True End."
I left a house for moment, seeing someone across the road I eyed him a bit, then went back inside. Someone comes in with a notice saying someone noticed Adam and that he has to change his name in 40 days. Yukari is with me and I say something about changing my name right away. She says "That's really shy. Come on." as she held her arms out like a bird spreading its wings.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In a room with Yukari and a CIA guy. She tells me my two greatest mistakes were being a cow, which meant not getting attention for my dreams during one of my previous threads, and having a bisexual threesome with her and Satan. I was posting dreams, and the CIA guy was going to distribute them, which apparently way going to be really gay for me.

There's a girl I like walking off. A guy threatens me saying he'll ask her out if I don't right now. I try and ask her out but she just brushes me off with insults. I just call her the "Maths pig" saying to someone "Hey, she called me a bitch" and we agreed that her name was "Chloe"

I met Satori in a passageway. She told me about how she had fought with some people, who I saw the figures of at the other end of the passage. She had used her ability in a way that also gave information away to them, and they used it to beat her. I thought that's like what's happening to me, and of Dreaming's lyrics applying to her too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnHhezt9JJ8
In my bedroom, I kill one recurring dream enemy somehow then another comes over calling him his royal guard and that he shouldn't have lost. I said "Yeah, he really shouldn't have lost. Now what if you lose to me too? It'll be twice as tragic."
A fight similar to appearance to danmaku shooter in that it was the screen with me above as the boss and someone below me. He attacked with two energy beams he held in his hands but I fended them off with my own. He started to overpower me but Yukari was on my back and she evened the balance with her beams. For a few seconds we struggled like one of us wanted to stab but we couldn't quite keep his held apart at the same time, until Yukari grew another pair of arms out of her back holding beams and stabbed him.
On a roof. There's a raised part that I want to check out so I climb up there and look around. There were two big chimney funnels like a boat, one painted with blue around half its base and the other orange. Whatever I came up here for I guess it wasn't needed, so I got back down. As I did so one guy waiting below with another person gave me a sarcastic Applause.
I table with a game on it, a chessboard where you pick a red or blue spider, funnel web size, and fight. I eagerly picked red spider, a person I was with had to play the other colour, as he was pulled into the opposite seat.
At a house party, nearby is Yukari and another girl along with a few other people. I say "Everything in this world belongs to Yukari!" The girl comes over to me and I figure what she'll say so I say "I'm the only man for her."
I'm in a glass house, square and not that big but there was stairs to a second floor. There was a gathering watching a guy(?) in a spaghetti tank. I went over to the tank and poured a bowl of spaghetti bolognese into it. He gave me a weird smug look. I saw the large tank of spaghetti he was in draining into another tank below it, the spaghetti strips slowly coming through stripped of the yellow colour so they were white. I look at him and think he's going to die in there, there was a guy near me who had expressed desire to lose his virginity taking that guy's virginity so I grab him, exit the building, open a door on the outside into the spaghetti chamber and throw him in. Then I start putting a bar over the door from the outside, asking that guy if he wanted them trapped in, he said yes so I did so then walked off.
After that that guy is grateful so he's given me money and follows me from behind as we walk up a hill, slapping away a disembodied hand that appeared trying to grab my ankles. Then he says he has to go and leaves, though I remember him talking about how he wants to live the good life with that tank person, one of the things he mentioned was pouring out their drinks. After he leaves an old guy in a tuxedo comes up to me saying that he also wants to live the good life with that tank person, also mentioning pouring out their drinks, offering me money if I kill the other guy.
Then I'm rich. I think "I'm not going to the top of the hitman rich life, if an even richer guy offers me to kill that last guy I'll say no". I pass by the Ace of Swords guy who offers me a cigarette, it breaks off in half in my hand so I try giving it back to him but he just leaves me with it and walks away. I call to him "well, that should be enough." I go past a girl I recognise from school exiting a mall, blowing cigar smoke at her saying "I'm rich!" as I pass by. I go inside to a table, there's three girls, the one on the left was a schoolgirl who says "back in school he used to act like he wants attention, now he just smokes." I sit down and blow smoke at her, then I pull up onto the table a glass bottle of orange liquor, which makes them gasp excitedly, especially the girl on the right, Aya.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

With George Costanza and a lady in a lounge watching TV. I saw a gateway opened beyond which was lava. A doomguard made its way forth, a human atop the gate shouted something at it to which it replied "Like I give a hell!" while slapping the human skywards with the side of his sword. It left through the gate, then a few seconds later the human landed just where the lava begins, facedown spreadeagle sinking into it, making George wince. The TV then said the government had secretly making advertisements promoting people, maybe something about Australian pride. I saw some of George. I wondered would they make for me, thinking up
"Leader of the Scourge and the Fel
Out beyond the Gates of Hell"
Saw a doomguard at the edge of a lava flow, closeby a giant human as big as himself. He stood for a moment waiting for an opening, then grabbed the giant and dragged him through the lava until he was completely covered by it.
In a class with the students sitting on the ground while I was at the front maybe doing stuff on the blackboard with another guy to my right. Yukari is the student closest to the front, right behind me. She was agitated by me and my ass moving around behind her head, turning around and pretending to jab at it. After a bit I wondered if it really did annoy her so I walked away, which causes an error on the computer screen projected on the board. I'm told this is my 5th error and next time is the last.
Go over to Yukari who is in front of a TV screen reading/writing a lullaby that was playing on it. When I come near her she starts reading everything with weird names, though I only remember the protagonist heading off into "Pierce Woods" which I saw a map of on the screen. I stand at her left, hugging into her while I feel really drowsy. I beg "Please, wife, I'm going to be thinking about these words in my sleep" Then the hug feels so nice and I'm so fucked up, I can't help but breathe strangely. About a second of two shuddering heaving breaths, a second of two small breaths then a little purr-like noise, repeating. I think of how she gave away that she loves me in the Bernkastel dream and wondered if she finds this cute. I saw the protagonist of the story, a blue cat girl.
In a shed looking at my phone that had a video saying something about good luck in love if I crow caws for you after watching it. Right afterwards a crow flies atop a rafter above me, I imitate a caw for it, it replies with a caw that imitated my imitation, then croaked "Hello", I said hello back. It said "Food?" I said "You like peanuts?" it asked "Peanuts?" I said "Wait there for me" it said something like "Growing long" I thought it meant it would get AIWS from waiting in one place.
With the graphics teacher from school, he asks if I want to go to the gym again. I say "Eh...maybe if you could possess me and lift the weights for me I could bother." He laughs and leaves, then I think I probably should have got him to punch my body tougher.
On a school trip along a dirt road, I go over to something like a white carriage filled with people where Yukari is on the other side. She has a huge syringe filled with clear solution and a spiral of dark green sediment throughout, asking if I want to inject radioactive testosterone. I say "We're going to be doing a lot of walking on trip right? My ass will hurt like hell." We go off alone for a bit, I walk off from her for a moment and notice she's writing weird things again. I peer over her shoulder at the book where at the middle of right page she was open to I saw the words "Izanami LGBT team"
On a school bus near the back. I notice three girls at the backseat who were pretty but cut their hair short and wore pants. I thought it'd be hot to ask for a foursome, considering doing so as we were getting off, wondering if I should stick my hand out after the one person getting off between us and ask, but didn't. We got off to go down to "my weakness" the river, to pray. But actually it was the nearby bay. So I said, "Going down to the bay to pray"

Sitting at a long bench with other people. A passing guy says to me he wants a double u put in his username. I ask "A w?" he says, "No, a double u" I look at the name floating above his head, maybe Conquerer. Then I was at a table with some guy at my left and Angus at my right voting on how many u his name should have. They voted 4u and 3u, I said the other guy is right and voted 4u too. The floating voting prompt screen on the table about the name changed to something about "6u" so we agreed, 6u 6u 6u
Go to a small assembly before a stage with a guy on it talking about Angusnicneven. I had a computer beside me which I checked for a couple of pages about him but they were blank, then the guy smugly says "he notices Angus's monstrousness."

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Went over to an icy ocean. I thought I would pray to God for Yukari to come marry me, as I levitated over onto a tiny cylinder iceberg and started to do so, but it overturned in a few seconds. I levitated back to land and thought about how people had crossed over the oceans just by levitating, and sea creatures would leave you alone while you were meditating. There's a school teacher who comes, pissed off at me for some reason, mentioning the dragon island. I levitate on top of a building and he tries to jump but couldn't quite make it. On the other side of the building, he vaults over the entire building after me somehow, looking like gigachad, as he threatens to kill me if I don't post my dreams
I see two Touhous associated with my enemy, and two who represent my team, Yukari and Hecatia. There was also another two representing me, Marisa and Merlin.
With a guy, he told me not to bother lancing their threads, since it just ups my curse apparently.
In a building, a couple of people go over to a teacher with manuscripts, he reads them then angrily sends them away, telling them to write something dark and like reality. I laughed, "As if they can write any reality darker than my dreams. " and he says "Yeah, I was kinda messed up after reading them."
In a pool, all the girls are shying away from me. Afterwards I'm sitting in a line with other guys, I call it heart breaking that I'm suffering from this. One guy says something like harden up, as he throws a Projected Heal at me, but I only was missing ~5% health, and say that ordinary Heals don't work, it's something like Heal (blue) that fixes it.
I'm talking with a couple guys, asking what the hell's going to happen now I've charged /jp/ with my dreams. One of them says "Anything is possible, except good fortune." I see something about Lovecraft, in a room like mine, saying "He was many men in his dreams, but in the end there wasn't any good fortune."
Next to a bath, I see Doremy and thought about asking about how I've charged /jp/ with over a thousand dreams, and there's fucking mind break shit going on.

I'm watching Zim who's nearby, and can't help but laugh, saying "he's just an inherently entertaining character" then say "Gaz is also good" as I see her a little ways off, on a staircase, punching someone above her really hard. I thought she was wearing a parrot suit, but looked closer and saw she was actually in a hippopotamus suit.
I went into a house. I was asked to perform divination. I laid a couple of marbles on the floor, then laid down on it while thinking(purposely) "the death!" as I flick another marble into those two. Into my head pops "water", then I see another marble roll under a couch, "leakage", then there's a bunch of marbles scattering around the room so I stop and try to gather them as a girl near the door says "he's not a diviner" I go over to her wondering if she'll perform divination, she's kneeling on the floor and has strange white scars above and below her knees. After a second, I notice the scars writhing. Shocked, I say "it's maggots!" She looks sad as she recalls being on a car trip to here, along the way she had set up a bunch of anti-maggot candles on her legs but her asshole dad took them away from her. Me and others set up the candles on her legs and lit them as the maggots spilled around the room along with water and we tried to clean them up, as I wondered if I could help her with this she might perform divination about Yukari for me.
In a cave, I'm grinding weak enemies and picking up little coloured droplets that boosted my stats slightly. The rest of my party is earlier up the cave, and up ahead is a black dragon boss that was too strong at the moment. The spawning mobs become harder, I struggle to take down an wc3 Grunt, winning because of my high lifesteal, thinking that might be needed to tank the dragon. Another couple of Grunts spawn as I run away, Thunder Lizards spawned that were attacking them but either the Grunts killed me or the chain lightning did.
I'm going up a flight of stairs, I have a mental image of me guarding Yukari's ass with a sword. Atop the stairs, in the neighbouring room is a school hall with many seats. Altaar is trying to go down the stairs and escape through a door at the front, but me and another guy are blocking off his exits, laughing when he gives up. The speaker at the front gives me an award for this, and I act like Bart saying "radical" as I'm going up the stairs with Yukari, then say some other catchphrase of his which made myself laugh, I look at Yukari and she giggles about it too. Altaar grabs Yukari and says "she isn't worth mu!" as he chucks her down the neighbouring room's flight of stairs. She bounces down them on her ass as I run to the bottom and catch her in a princess hold, noting the double negative "Yeah, she *isn't* worth mu!"

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I'm riding a skateboard but don't know how to really skate. I see Altaar's royal guard is with some others, and he talks some shit about me performing a trick. I don't think I can but try anyway, grabbing Yukari up in a princess hold, which makes her act flustered, and skating down a slope, then up towards a massive tree stump which I jump up and grind around the edge of, with a flower appearing for me. I thought that was actually pretty good, as I look up the slope but they weren't watching, hear them coming back into view talking shit about me having Yukari for a wife, I go up to royal guard and he has a flower on his head which I tear up, then kick him in the balls.
In a kitchen, someone tells me that I'm Merlin. I go outside, looking down at my clothes but they were just my ordinary clothes. I'm "lucid", I try flying up into the sky but it's hard and I'm being chased by assholes. I figure out that I can breathe in while flying up then breathe out and fly down towards where I want to go. I get far away from the assholes, but in the end they just appear nearby anyway. They had guns and were pointing them at a neighbouring property who faced back their their own guns, asking if they want to fight. One of them bullshits "What? We're just here to sightsee."
I think about Altaar acting like he's Yukari's husband, and think of calling him False Yukari's Husband, then remembered that Amygdala is called False God, and thought it's too cool a title for him, he's more like a Faggot.
In a lounge room, on TV is 300 stuff going on, with Blow Me Away playing, and the Spartans were setting up a tower that had a wooden lion on top of it, all talking about estrogen being a miracle drug. I guessed it was false information for enemies, with testosterone being the actual miracle drug. Altaar comes through the room, pretending not to be interested, but I see him linger at the doorway. Then he pulls out a bow and arrow, he tries to shoot the TV but I block it, then he tries to ricochet a shot into it but I block that, then I'm just taunting him but the TV errors for some reason.

I had prayed to God for Yukari to come marry me. Dreamt about God. He asked "Why?"
In backroom with Yukari, large window behind us, sitting on big comfy footrest back to back. She says she's worried the cops outside might see me, so I put myself on the ground against the footrest. Guy comes into the room spilling black stuff into vase filled with water & flowers. I go over ask if he's trying to help me out, as I drop grape inside a flower. He gets annoyed and leaves. Back against footrest, thinking how it's all going wrong, said "It's just too bad, too bad too bad!" as I throw a grape up at the wall.
In backyard. See over the treeline sun beginning to rise. Altaar's dad nearby, says he doesn't like teenagers, they're too indecisive. I'm barbecuing chicken wings, Altaar looks like he wants to flip them. I block him and flip them, laugh "haha, who's indecisive now?" Pick up a wineglass, take tiny sip, suck it in with a lot of air, thought it tastes way better like this, and about doing it with delicious boost juice. Altaar seems annoyed over the sounds I'm making.
Watching Roger the alien with a moustache on TV screen, recalled that shit dream about him and his dad. I see actual Roger walk by, so I say "Curse! Curse!" as he goes inside a closet. With a guy, the whole building jumped for a second. Really fat old lady nearby lands unconscious. Check her pulse, just barely there, guy says "it's the first time her pulse has been relevant." I check closet, when I open door Roger flops out dead. An old blind person on their deathbed, asking for certain couple relatives, guy I'm with holds her hand, I use Roger's big cold hands to mimic unconscious fat lady's.
Near cliff, somebody wearing Sage's Blindfold, Black Hand Armour, imitating what I use when I glitch Millwood Repeater, rolls out, kills me with glitch, as I chuck myself from cliff to avoid dung, they throw stalk dung off cliff, still builds Toxic. Respawn, thinking of killing him with glitch. Come to throne overlooking a harbor, Alice sitting on it, who was them. They get up, I run off, equipping Obscuring Ring, Slumbering Dragoncrest Ring, didn't need later because I had no Tear. Out on harbor, see saucer UFO wobbling around, bombing some ships. Go off towards Alice again, thought a brick would be a cool strength weapon. Come across one with jagged end on top of debris. Pick it up, it's cursed, can't let go of it. Alice & another guy, not recognising me, come by. Unsuccessfully tried to get them to accept cursed brick. Looking at sexy picture of Mima, presenting herself for missionary, thought it's really good but didn't want to share because artist also made Yukari pictures. Looking at picture of Yukari, teaching in front of black board full of equations. Think "maths is so sexy!", but intimidated, passerby says "maths isn't hard."

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Sakuya thread posted, comment:"Mind's Wit - Wit's End" Another thread posted, tripfag called something like "Tripfaggot xD" Subject: "With this, it's over" Comment: "Type "Based old Thanos" to receive a fortune.", red text fortune generated, several people posted Based old Thanos to receive theirs
Two room building. FBI guy entered room 1, seemed bit retarded. Comes into room 2, with me and others. He scatters money, but the bills had something like "Download something something" text on them, obviously fake. I go into room 1, my aunt looks at my drawings, scoffs "you said you draw cool monsters" though sketchbook was filled with cool pictures of three headed snakes, bodies twisted up like Hellbell. Go back into room 1, look at comics, look at Simpsons comic since Yukari loves The Simpsons. Homer meeting with Dr. Nick, said he had a brain tumor. After reading, head throbbed like crazy, said something to someone, they said I needed testosterone to maybe cure
Became "lucid", in quotations because it's all the same shit in my dreams. Flew around, poorly, until remember breathing thing. Airship flying near me, fly close to it I'm on an airship, my ship rapid firing flame arrows at the other when close. Take out that ship, come across another ship I wasn't going to fuck with. Forget the ship shit, fly around some more, thought I don't have anywhere to go, so start flying up into space. As stars become visible, look ahead, a giant cloud forms into Hecatia's upper half. She performs attack, made dozens of lightning strikes incinerate target in front of her
In little outdoor room, little girl comes up, bites my leg, acts smug, leaves. With an smart friend from school. He's sad he's forgetten his schooling, says he's on par with 4th grader. I say he's smart, has good memory, while I'm on par with kindergardener. I sketched on whiteboard strange 4th dimensional prism, he had sketched 5 different shapes of this kind.
I was told Makima is coming with me, or that Makima had joined my party

In class, someone drew me as a Touhou, Merry's hat, pink-purple dress with stars & moons, white scraggly hair. Thought hair should be silver, not so messy. (Like this, I call her Marianna. https://files.catbox.moe/t0mxgu.png ) Guy who says I'm his ursuer nearby, says I can't hide my lankiness. He's sitting at my right, pretty red head at his right. She puts arm around him, I say "I'm jealous", she gives me a brief hug, thought my hair might smell, hadn't washed in couple days. Thought about how she represented Yukari in one dream. Later hear her talking, non-cutesy voice, saying what she really thinks of the guys. Ask what she thinks of me, ask again since I didn't hear her, says I'd look better with short hair. I say my hair's nearly long as hers, she scoffs, I say at the front, she wonders, we're gonna measure to compare. Holding tape measure to my head, asking girl in front of me how long, she's reading off the time of a stopwatch, extremely excited, almost like a song's build up, oblivious to us, as we laugh at her, then she stops and starts leaving, I da-da-da dramatically, saying she needs to sing the chorus. Had a bunch of fabrics stuck together. Peeled off the blue tablecloth that had a tiny indifferent sun face in the middle, probably since I made https://files.catbox.moe/4ohar3.jpg then pulled off a T-shirt that had meadow printed on it, grizzled-looking Teletubbies walking on the right side, with a flower on the left side and a caption saying "Be bad." above. I said to someone nearby, "Cool, right? I mean, it's crazy." Teachers say we have to group in pairs. Pretty girls around me pair off, but I manage to pair with a different girl who also represents Yukari. We sit, teachers say they're very disappointed in all of us, and that's all they have to say, now we can go back to acting like idiots
Girl shows me artwork she had made, similar to Gustav's The Kiss, Zeus kissing a girl. Asked if she made for me, showed her a small sculpture of same image made as votive for Zeus, carved inside the rock like it's a tiny cave. She looks inside. Says afterwards she came up with it herself
There's gonna be a boss battle against black dragon. Various dragons I could play as. Pick last dragon in list, two-headed poison dragon. Thought the poison wouldn't be very effective though, black dragon hides in gaps
In a lounge, I was sitting with a girl. Yukari seems to be jealous, comes over talking hysterically. I say something mean, don't remember what, except it was sexual, but she talks over me. Say it again but she talks over me. Then I shouted it over the top of her
In a house. Something was going on, victory had been certain for me, but by posting my dreams I'd turned it into a contest. One that I seemed to have lost, and unspeakable things were going on. As I left the building, Yukari followed after me. Kent Brockman appeared in the room we left, talking to the viewpoint, "And so, what seemed to be bad ending, turned into a good ending."

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Talking with a couple guys outside a 7/11, they say something about God, I say "Yeah, I've finally come to fear God" as I look towards the north, where lightning strikes.
Unlocked a couple of pets, perhaps Azure Dragon and Vermillion Bird. I could only have 4 at a time. I looked through a list of selectable pets. Several pets down the list, saw a Gravios, then an Akantor, when I looked at it I saw a picture of it rearing up at a certain crossroad, then an Ukanlos, which got me excited, thinking "how do I choose between these two?" I decided I'd take both, and the Gravios, and switch them out for different situations.
I was hanging out with four friends, I mention not having any other friends and they say it's probably because I'm a terrible person. One of them's fighting a Tigrex on his PSVita, I'm tempted to say "Hey, that's my wife." (Yukari is a Tigrex)
Sitting in a lounge with a roast chicken, eating a drumstick. A womaniser guy I know comes and sits next to me, taking the other drumstick. I say "Hey! My drumstick!" he laughs, giving it back and taking a wing instead. He grabs some of my hair, long and wavy, implying that girls will love it. I go into the kitchen, there were sheets of orange paper that had been gifted by someone ecclesiastical, but they were left on the floor near where I sat, having gone dusty and lost some colour. Saw that person come in and wondered if he might be mad. I was trying to make an origami crane out of the paper, but I cut it wrong and decided to try using some fresh white paper. If I made a crane it'd turn into an homing explosive. Faggot is sitting with me here, as a waitress comes in putting down plates of roast for us, which wasn't what we ordered but she was telling us to hurry up, eat and leave. Faggot leaves in a hurry, but I stay enjoying the roast and mash potatoes, as this girl sits opposite me staring at me. I just look right into her face while eating away, a smile grows on her, then it gets really wide, then she says I look ridiculous, imitating chewing with her mouth open and saying "nom nom nom" so I say "nom nom nom" as I eat, which make her laugh again.

I saw an amazingly beautiful castle. I thought it was Anor Londo's rotating stairwell, but it was actually the cathedral. I come to the gateway to the cathedral, where a guy and a girl, likely Faggot and Yukari, meet me. Yukari is talking incessantly to me, which annoys Faggot enough for him to say "shut the fuck up!"
I saw someone post on /x/, Anonymous, but imitating what I'd say. Then saw a thread posted with Yukari as OP. Then saw a thread OP with a blonde and a horse, not caring because "it's just a blonde."
I saw a picture of blue Reimu, the clothes and hair were coloured in pencil but the skin was done digitally, thought it was a hint for me. https://files.catbox.moe/p7gfxh.jpg
There was two towers and a tightrope between them. Kneesocks was the opposite side from me, the rope was cut down. Then the rope was back and I ran across. In the other two, I hear someone telling himself "It isn't real" about some shitty doujin he saw. I thought, yeah, but the Astral is real, and what goes on inside your mind generates illusions there. I thought about Satori, that her ability is to read the subconscious, that she's is a great posterchild for this phenomenon.
I saw Youmu with an orange sword, like my Yukari picture, charging through a white space past many squares, coming to one in particular and slashing it apart. Basically I think it's /jp/.
I hear ryukishi07 say something like "It's only love if you can love her now" Seemed he was saying I've got to make pictures of Yukari and fight, now or never.
I was on an island in a house. There were many ships, cops, coming towards me. Upon one ship was Dio, who had made an image of Youmu with an orange sword.
In my unit, I hear a meow and see a black cat under my couch dart off into my bedroom, along with a couple of other black cats.
In my bedroom, my sister and someone else were drawing. I was looking through a drawer, I pulled out three lapis lazuli bracelets, old and worn so they needed to be knotted up to fit, and put them on my left arm. I pulled out a clipboard that had a less tight clasp than the one I was using before, thought it might help my drawing. In the other room, Dio is acting like he's coming to aid me, saying "I can't help but think that you're such a...dweeb. But fuck it, we've got to gather!" I thought about a fighting game that had the orange sword as a thing all the characters used, imagining that when Sakuya got it she'd transform it into a couple dozen knives floating behind her.
Saw a chatango, most of the posters were black but one had an orange name, thought he was probably Dio, as I posted something with an orange name.

Saw an image of Okina with a big :D smile that echoed like it was representing my posts throughout this thread, and I thought "I'm supposed to be fucking happy?" (Note the current dreams I'm posting are reposts)

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

My brother acted smug because he's the one who showed me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjnhS96Nyo and maybe some other things I've posted, I thought "Yeah, and who showed you those things?"
I saw spartans fighting invaders, someone tried to run past a spartan and got a chunk slashed out of his foot, falling over.
I was walking towards my house thinking "I'll curse "May the bitch who has The Key die." and see whether it's me or the faggot who dies from it."
More 300, fighting as a spartan, shield bash someone and there's a holy flash of white over the shield when I do so. Someone with a huge warhammer struck me, I blocked it once, but didn't try to block it again thinking my shield would break.
Go into my unit and sit at my sister's right. She had read my dreams and asks what happens next after the last one she read, I thought about how shit my dreams have become and slump in my chair saying "oh, I want to kill myself" then say "not literally."
Someone posted ITT saying "at least you posted a noose" in response to the Makima image.
5 or more Umineko characters walked out of my unit past me, all of them were Yukari, acting mean to me.
In a classroom that was my unit, sitting a few rows behind Yukari with a bottle of Johnny Walker Red Label, though there was some gunk floating in it. A girl asks me what that's for and I say something about there being a party tonight, and ask Yukari something. She says something cool as she gets out of her seat and walks off, and I snap my fingers a few times afterwards to punctuate it, which makes the girl laugh and imitate my snapping. Then one of those 4 friends from before discovers our fridge is pretty bare and hurries out to buy food.
Walk into my unit through the backdoor, Yukari asks me to perform divination, something mentioned about the prince of the kingdom performing divination. I go over to my bathroom sink which is full of water, and sing "此処が底か? 陰りに身を焼かれ 嗚呼 ただ 忘れていたい" from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkz1YJ3MOU
I went into a church with Flan. She looked back out the door at some guy mouthing words at her, then looked back at me seeming worried, apparently the crosses or the hallowed ground were going to burn her, and we were going to be in here for either a very long time, or forever.
Went around a room killing monsters, the last two I killed just before the time was up. Those two dropped special tickets, one of them was for Okina's clothes. I looked through a menu that had my equippable outfits for different settings, and equipped Okina clothes as my JRPG outfit.
At a gas station/general store, I checked the fridges for Boost Juice but none were left. A girl smugly told me "I'm the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad." I said back "*I* am the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad, bitch." The nearby clerk looked offended and asked what I just said. I looked something up on my phone and read it out "Hasta la vista, baby."
At some desks outside an outdoors Boost Juice. Patchouli at the opposite end, maybe 4 others near me. I mention being Bernkastel's favourite person, wondering if Patchouli would be interested, and she indeed came around the desks and said something to me I don't remember. We're talking about the location of a particular Boost Juice, one guy mentioning it's on an island. Patchouli says "an island!?" I correct him "an islet" thinking showing off that titbit of knowledge might impress Patchy, who maybe was. We all made fun of that guy, leaning over and writing "islet" on his exercise book, though I wrote it strangely the first time so I redid it.
In a very long roped line up, like a cinema, outside a Boost Juice. There was a guy, maybe with a greathammer, who entered the line and seemed like he tried to attack someone, then left. A girl asked what that was about and I said "I guess he's just trying to be bad" which made her laugh at the usage of the word "bad" like MJ's. That guy comes again and this time he hits me and launches me up through a skylight. Then me and a bunch of others guys were maybe infected or cursed somehow, I was with a professor who had a bunch of candies that he said would fix it. I picked an orange one, saying "orange is my favourite colour, other than purple." He calls one colour the "booger-blood" colour, I ask which and he said yellow. Then I went with the other guys from before and we somehow ended up in a very tiny room, they each let me touch them with the candy to "cure" them. We seemed trapped in this room, so small I thought we'd suffocate, but one guy with us I remember was able to transform into a Bloodborne beast, he laid his hand upon the reinforced glass window at the top of the door and half-transformed it, breaking it effortlessly, which was kinda awesome. We were walking back to wherever we came from, the professor was in a neighboring room writing and talking on the phone, saying something about going through a lot of effort to get some quiet, which made me laugh, all this shit was just his ploy

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Playing LoL, had pushed far over to other side when we won. I had 10 kills, 8 deaths. Thought about playing Fiddlesticks next match, apparently there was to be 10 games.
I flew over a map, near Iceland and Greenland, beneath me the ice would melt. I went around melting the frozen lakes for a while, then went near a great church that had a giant humanoid lion statue outside it that came to life and attacked me. Clawing me once, I nearly died, clawing me twice, I did.
I was with a girl in a building, there was blob things on the ground that I threw corrosive blobs onto, I had a couple large ones that instantly disintegrated them, and a bunch of small ones that didn't do as much. A zombie appeared behind them, so I ran off, hoping it would be distracted with the girl. I ran through maze like hallways, with many doors I tried to shut behind me to slow it down. I accidentally went into a bathroom, when I turned around it was there, saying "I lost my mind, I lost my mind..."
With Yukari in a paddock near some waterholes. She says all I have to do is finish a couple pages of homework and hand it in.
In my room, my mother's boyfriend comes in and smells a bag of weed over the side of my bed. He comes over to where I was standing on top of a wooden trunk, and tries to force a little silver cross necklace over the top of my head but I fight him off. Then we hear my mother in the kitchen, going over we see her ripping a really cool bong that lit up with colours and made electronic wubwubs when it bubbled, after she smokes it I look inside and see a lot of residual smoke, and something burning within.
With Yukari in a truck, she said all I have to do is finish colouring in 132. I see a picture of her squatting with her dress hiked over her ass labeled 132, the only thing not coloured was her panties. I thought "Pink? Black is sexy. Red is also good." (I choose purple.)
Go down an elevator to a parking lot under mall to fight someone. I thought since my soul level's low(thinking of my current Ds3 Flan, since FlandreScarletIV recently got her savefile corrupted I made a new Flan, Nameless Flandre, and haven't played her much, only soul level ~200) I'd equip Dragon Arms to give myself an advantage. We considered dueling with Twin Princes' Greatword, but decided on Stormruler. I kept charging it up but the sword never turned white, but when I tried the weapon art it still did the airslice, he dodged it. Since I was extremely laggy, we gave up on the duel. We sat a bus stop, hearing something about McDonalds collecting information, and something about homeless people having a harder time getting welfare money than NEETs. We went with a couple of others down a road, one of us could "equip" a truck, which he would switch into in a couple of seconds, or vice versa, so I called him a transformer and imitated the sound effect when he switched. We walked between two fences on a grass path, one of us, my protege, climbed over the right-hand fence, and we acted like he was done for, saying Big Bang -something-, and calling him Dharma Doug. When he came back over we ran away, treating him as a zombie. The ground got muddy so I tried to stick close to the left fence, pulling myself along with it to try and escape him, but tripped, then he acted like he tagged me, then we both moved on.

Drawing the picture of me vomiting leeches. My eyes looked normal so I erased and redrew them bugged out, but accidently drew the right eye extremely massive, so erased and redrew it a bit smaller

Playing Warcraft 3. It was important to win because "Whoever controls this map controls manifestation" or something like that. In the middle of the map before an Altar of Kings, I summoned a hero and some skeletons to go take the enemy's base on the right side, but a "DLC" custom Raider with siege damage appeared next to my base on the left side, so I lost. (Read: I let my last dream thread die because an angry basedjak glowie shit the thread up.)

Over a railway, saw a menu where I could pick teams. There was a Fire team on the left, but it was blanked out. "They're forcing you to choose Lightning team", on the right. Which had a couple of monsters I could pick between, I only remember Rathalos. There was another team in-between, don't remember it. I guess Fire team would be me slowly posting dreams, while Lightning team is, well, like how I'm gonna post this shit.

I found something related to Shaka Ponk in one of my dad's sheds. I thought my mom divorced him because he's "Just a Nerd", that it'd be funny and cruel to show up while he's slaving away in his shed and sing "Oooooo-ooo~ I'm dying~ On my own~" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS48QDmVlo8

A Boost Juice employee made some nice images about Yukari's nipples for me. Also gave me "Fat free" gum.

I was praying to Zeus for protection after I die.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

A few more miscellaneous dreams

I was making a logo for "Deep Sea Team" dark blue ring with various deep sea critters' body parts around the rim.

I was making a logo for "Border Team" Yukari in a bunny outfit in a ring, seemingly showing off her ass but when I checked the full version of the image it was actually the back of her knee.

Saw Altaar posting on Yukari's twitter account. Giving advice on how to draw a face, saying not to draw "dragon eyes" while continously adding more outline to the eyes, but to make it so the eyes stay consistent if the character turns their head. I was tempted to post "Haha, you like Pinky Pie." but instead sarcastically posted "Based Thanos."
There was a picture of Yukari with a jellyfish-like head, it was said "She responds to the words of Homer."
I was walking down the street towards my unit, using a big tree branch as a walking stick, representing the qlipthoth tree of the Demiurge Dreams thread I suppose, while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGlfMoZYto

I was being chased by a crazy lady teacher down a crowded school hall, all the way until I passed by Chiri Kitsu, the teacher was wary of superior crazy and backed off.
Someone asked Yukari who she loves, she said "Itoshiki" which made me happy.

There was a thicc angel and a muscular demon, she said "Angel." he said "Demon." and they held hands. Then she resisted as he forced her arm down onto a "booger board", offscreen hearing her scream and blood spill. Then there's a world map. There's red dots all over China. A professor says it's because the women there have little rights compared to the men. Someone asked him why there's a few dots around Australia, he says "I guess there's some Chinese couples around there."
At Irithyll. Invaded another world. There were like 6 different Aldrich Faithful(Maids aka Mods), a couple of invaders(crossies) and no hosts or white phantoms.
Saw Altaar's dad sitting in a lounge. The front door to the house was open and a bunch of moths were flying in. He said he doesn't mind, he thinks it's cool. I was going towards the back door while watching 300 Blow Me Away, the spartans blocking explosions with their shield, thinking "It's cheesy but it's epic."

I ran up a ladder while a bunch of guys chased me. One of them tries to climb after me but I go up so high he'll die from the fall. He goes back to the rest, annoyed. Altaar, looking like Enigmatic Gale, comes up after me, so I climb all the way up. I grab him as he comes up, using him as a body shield as a large goblin with an axe came over attacking. I knew Altaar would have a smoke bomb in his left hand, so I grabbed and tossed it away, stunning only a nearby support girl. The goblin started aiming at me, calling me a moth, I said "Hey, he's the moth, I'm just a fly." A lady nearby, meditating in lotus, told off the goblin, who went over acting subservient, kissing her knee.
I see a TV screen. Yukari appears on it, saying she's stuck with him until I can convince her I've won. I go into my room, there's Xbox games scattered around.

I saw a picture of Futo summoning an orange dragon along with other spirits, she was me.
I was Uther Lightbringer. I was defending from waves of creeps, reading from a tome to periodically purge them with holy light. I switched to smashing them with the hammer, but it was a little bit slower. I was told that my luck is fucked unless I start drawing Yukari's ass.

Altaar linked some guy on danbooru saying "Haha, you're not the only one who ended up drawing Yukari's ass for a living."
Barely killed a dark elf archer and leveled up. I went through Uther's spell menu, a couple pages of spells, though Holy Purge and a new spell Holy Lightning were the only real attack spells. I tried out Holy Lightning, it generated a cloud and lightning strike.
After my sister pointed out the double rainbow and I saw Santa, I received a message on my phone saying Happy Birthday Benny with an annoying Discord creature. I thought nobody's called me that except Yukari in that one dream. My birthday is June 25th, kind of the opposite of Xmas.
The Monty Python Holy Grail knights showed up at my house. I had a silver sword, but they completely ignored me in favor of Altaar, who had a hollow green sword guard+blade. I thought his sword piece is completely useless unless I put my silver sword inside it.
White and black cats and dogs ran inside my house when the door was left open. Someone was calling me Simon. Not sure if it refers the Bloodborne's Simon or Simon's Necronomicon.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

A few more miscellaneous dreams

I was making a logo for "Deep Sea Team" dark blue ring with various deep sea critters' body parts around the rim.

I was making a logo for "Border Team" Yukari in a bunny outfit in a ring, seemingly showing off her ass but when I checked the full version of the image it was actually the back of her knee.

Saw Altaar posting on Yukari's twitter account. Giving advice on how to draw a face, saying not to draw "dragon eyes" while continously adding more outline to the eyes, but to make it so the eyes stay consistent if the character turns their head. I was tempted to post "Haha, you like Pinky Pie." but instead sarcastically posted "Based Thanos."
There was a picture of Yukari with a jellyfish-like head, it was said "She responds to the words of Homer."
I was walking down the street towards my unit, using a big tree branch as a walking stick, representing the qlipthoth tree of the demiurge dreams thread I suppose, while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGlfMoZYto

I was being chased by a crazy lady teacher down a crowded school hall, all the way until I passed by Chiri Kitsu, the teacher was wary of superior crazy and backed off.
Someone asked Yukari who she loves, she said "Itoshiki" which made me happy.

There was a thicc angel and a muscular demon, she said "Angel." he said "Demon." and they held hands. Then she resisted as he forced her arm down onto a "booger board", offscreen hearing her scream and blood spill. Then there's a world map. There's red dots all over China. A professor says it's because the women there have little rights compared to the men. Someone asked him why there's a few dots around Australia, he says "I guess there's some Chinese couples around there."
At Irithyll. Invaded another world. There were like 6 different Aldrich Faithful(Maids aka Mods), a couple of invaders(crossies) and no hosts or white phantoms.
Saw Altaar's dad sitting in a lounge. The front door to the house was open and a bunch of moths were flying in. He said he doesn't mind, he thinks it's cool. I was going towards the back door while watching 300 Blow Me Away, the spartans blocking explosions with their shield, thinking "It's cheesy but it's epic."

I ran up a ladder while a bunch of guys chased me. One of them tries to climb after me but I go up so high he'll die from the fall. He goes back to the rest, annoyed. Altaar, looking like Enigmatic Gale, comes up after me, so I climb all the way up. I grab him as he comes up, using him as a body shield as a large goblin with an axe came over attacking. I knew Altaar would have a smoke bomb in his left hand, so I grabbed and tossed it away, stunning only a nearby support girl. The goblin started aiming at me, calling me a moth, I said "Hey, he's the moth, I'm just a fly." A lady nearby, meditating in lotus, told off the goblin, who went over acting subservient, kissing her knee.
I see a TV screen. Yukari appears on it, saying she's stuck with him until I can convince her I've won. I go into my room, there's Xbox games scattered around.

I saw a picture of Futo summoning an orange dragon along with other spirits, she was me.
I was Uther Lightbringer. I was defending from waves of creeps, reading from a tome to periodically purge them with holy light. I switched to smashing them with the hammer, but it was a little bit slower. I was told that my luck is fucked unless I start drawing Yukari's ass.

Altaar linked some guy on danbooru saying "Haha, you're not the only one who ended up drawing Yukari's ass for a living."
Barely killed a dark elf archer and leveled up. I went through Uther's spell menu, a couple pages of spells, though Holy Purge and a new spell Holy Lightning were the only real attack spells. I tried out Holy Lightning, it generated a cloud and lightning strike.
After my sister pointed out the double rainbow and I saw Santa, I received a message on my phone saying Happy Birthday Benny with an annoying Discord creature. I thought nobody's called me that except Yukari in that one dream. My birthday is June 25th, kind of the opposite of Xmas.
The Monty Python Holy Grail knights showed up at my house. I had a silver sword, but they completely ignored me in favor of Altaar, who had a hollow green sword guard+blade. I thought his sword piece is completely useless unless I put my silver sword inside it.
White and black cats and dogs ran inside my house when the door was left open. Someone was calling me Simon. Not sure if it refers the Bloodborne's Simon or Simon's Necronomicon.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In my unit, there's a fissure leading to Hell opening up, so I was desperately making a gigantic keystone to plug it with, but heard Seiga down in Hell saying "Hey, It isn't bad here."
I was a kid who failed his biology test yesterday. I went around my unit, pushing out a reel window, passing through some spiderwebs, apologising to the spiders, then after I went through it was the day before. I said "Hail the super divine protection!" I was told to "Hold it in" in regards to good feelings.

Saw a PS2 and thought "PS2 games were awesome." I go into another room and nearly slip on a red rug, surprising me. I see Kogasa nearby, then figure it was actually her umbrella's tongue, she seemed happy.

Saw a Simpsons thread posted on /jp/, I thought "Are they trying to impress Yukari?" I go inside and see a dark image of her surrounded by men in black.

I see Altaar playing a game. He was on spaceship that was heavily under attack, so he was evacuating to an escape pod.

I heard "Whose tragic life's defined by love." like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghhGfbjVKIQ and also that apparently I'm going to die by posting this thread.

I had drawn a picture of a blue whale. It was named "Altaar", I thought "Oh, another name for him, like Gwaelden." Like from the demiurge dreams thread >>/jp/thread/39518134

Yukari was making me an account on exhentai. My username was Eilienen (Flan) (Poet), she backspaced it and typed "Benjamin" I asked why and she said "It's scary."

On a street walking the footpath, I tripped over pretty bad. There was a couple girls walking ahead so I moved off onto the grass while I recovered. I saw on the other side of the street a really nice ass through a skirt. Looking again, it was a little girl walking towards a house with a boy.

I heard "Loli ass Fina"

I saw an image of me with Kagari, representing The Key. But she had been taken away.

In a room, a guy comes in and checks out that I've got two big bags of weed and a bag of tabacco. He starts trying to roll up a cigarette but has a hard time. I'm doing it too, also struggling. I wondered how dextrous Yukari is with her hands, noticing her in the room, with another guy, driving a house key into the top of his head while gnawing on his cheek. I asked what she's doing, she said she's stuck to him, I ask for something nice, she leans over and gives me a peck on the lips.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

On a dark night, I go out to a bridge and looking at myself through a phone camera, seeing Flandre floating beside me.

Entered Angus's discord under a different name. Angus said nothing while people posted normally. A girl posts a meme of Yukari in a boxing ring standing over someone, with the caption "You're a triple knockout and I'm laid out in the final round" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJuzm0L3EvE I post "kek" and get immediately banned. I wondered if Angus tests everyone who joins for me being me, as I get invited by him into a DM. I join, and he starts inviting a shit ton of other people who flood in as Simpsons characters. I'm in an oval office that has a big hole knocked out of its wall. I say "Hi everybodies!" girl who posted the meme says "Hi Dr. Nick!" All the Simpsons characters but her flood out the hole, Burns standing by it. Homer is unconscious in the middle of the room, with Marge kneeling over him looking around distressed, a nice big ass showing through her dress. I wonder to the girl about what the various Simpsons children would be like at ~26 years old, she says "Who cares?" I say "Oh yeah...I dont. I only like The Simpsons because Yukari likes it."

There was one good cop fighting against a bunch of bad guys, and he was losing. A girl said "How can this happen? It isn't fair!"

In a kitchen. Pram the Oracle enters, standing at the other end of a bench from me, not looking happy, while I glared into her face for a good minute, seeming also to be sexually harassing her by doing it.

6th stage Touhou game. There's stars with laser trails shooting down, very hard. I'm bombing, destroying the stars and just barely making it over to pick up the spellcards they drop, sucking them back up off the screen. I barely make it through the barrage, with 2.5 lives and 0 bombs.

I go past a gate, crawling through an opening at the bottom. A burst of darkness occurs, like what you see when you shoot a Harald in the head, as I get grabbed by an ankle, dragged up over the gate and slammed back down on the other side. I hear the being say "Don't come back through here unless you're in Soul Form." seeing it along with several others in a neighbouring pathway, the only thing visible is wisps of darkness and white eyes, like invisible Irithyll slaves. I fly away, as a dark magician like Archimonde unleashes a swarm of Affinity(dark homing bullets) after me. I take a lot of damage, but survive. I fly up into the sky again, and get shot down by a skeleton archer, barely steering myself towards a ledge so I don't die from fall damage. I manage to Homeward Bone away.

I come across a couple of Mimics. I get out a Lloyd's Talisman to sleep them and steal their treasure, but somehow fall asleep myself, as they start coming over. Struggling to get awake, one of them was nearly going to eat me, but luckily the other ran over and kicked me.

On a balcony, I consumed an Eternal Fortune, which considerably boosted Curse resistance. There was an invader on my balcony, I went over to attack him with Drang Twinhammers, landing several hits before he chucked himself off the balcony and ran away.

Walking along a street, with Altaar, singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PllrpKGJbOY Towards the end I separate, walk into the middle of the road, sing the last of the song and collapse.

In Yukari's thread, an image was posted of her getting fucked by a Red and Blue oni. I thought of reporting to get it deleted, though I figured some other faggot would reply to it so that people with 4chanX can still see.
A Yukari thread getting spammed with garbage. "It's over."

With Clownpiece(Altaar), he was posting garbage about Yukari, then put on a blue "Good" hat, then posted shit along the lines of a good Yukarifag.
Altaar was in my bed. Saw Smash Bros. gameplay, Mario was shooting fireballs at someone for a bit, before hititng them with a flaming spin attack
Saw the first posts in this thread, the pictures were of an orange frilled neck lizard, Yukari.
Watching South Park. Makima was being depicted as as much of a NTR whore as possible, while Sharon was touted as being a great wife.
Not really a great note to end on...I can't be bothered, say, typing a bunch of pre-corruption dreams or whatever. Just a couple little bonus ones.
DIFFERENT SENSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2aFmvc46g was playing. Someone was masturbating on exhentai, I saw this person in a bathtub on the lap of a fat guy hugging him, either the self-insert or the doujin's author. I heard a question "Is this what you want?"
There was an Izanami discord that was shit. It was going to remain that way until the time of the blue skies.
I met Bernkastel, she told me she wonders what is the meaning of the blue sky.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

On a dark night, I go out to a bridge and looking at myself through a phone camera, seeing Flandre floating beside me.

Entered Angus's discord under a different name. Angus said nothing while people posted normally. A girl posts a meme of Yukari in a boxing ring standing over someone, with the caption "You're a triple knockout and I'm laid out in the final round" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJuzm0L3EvE I post "kek" and get immediately banned. I wondered if Angus tests everyone who joins for me being me, as I get invited by him into a DM. I join, and he starts inviting a shit ton of other people who flood in as Simpsons characters. I'm in an oval office that has a big hole knocked out of its wall. I say "Hi everybodies!" girl who posted the meme says "Hi Dr. Nick!" All the Simpsons characters but her flood out the hole, Burns standing by it. Homer is unconscious in the middle of the room, with Marge kneeling over him looking around distressed, a nice big ass showing through her dress. I wonder to the girl about what the various Simpsons children would be like at ~26 years old, she says "Who cares?" I say "Oh yeah...I dont. I only like The Simpsons because Yukari likes it."

There was one good cop fighting against a bunch of bad guys, and he was losing. A girl said "How can this happen? It isn't fair!"

In a kitchen. Pram the Oracle enters, standing at the other end of a bench from me, not looking happy, while I glared into her face for a good minute, seeming also to be sexually harassing her by doing it.

6th stage Touhou game. There's stars with laser trails shooting down, very hard. I'm bombing, destroying the stars and just barely making it over to pick up the spellcards they drop, sucking them back up off the screen. I barely make it through the barrage, with 2.5 lives and 0 bombs.

I go past a gate, crawling through an opening at the bottom. A burst of darkness occurs, like what you see when you shoot a Harald in the head, as I get grabbed by an ankle, dragged up over the gate and slammed back down on the other side. I hear the being say "Don't come back through here unless you're in Soul Form." seeing it along with several others in a neighbouring pathway, the only thing visible is wisps of darkness and white eyes, like invisible Irithyll slaves. I fly away, as a dark magician like Archimonde unleashes a swarm of Affinity(dark homing bullets) after me. I take a lot of damage, but survive. I fly up into the sky again, and get shot down by a skeleton archer, barely steering myself towards a ledge so I don't die from fall damage. I manage to Homeward Bone away.

I come across a couple of Mimics. I get out a Lloyd's Talisman to sleep them and steal their treasure, but somehow fall asleep myself, as they start coming over. Struggling to get awake, one of them was nearly going to eat me, but luckily the other ran over and kicked me.

On a balcony, I consumed an Eternal Fortune, which considerably boosted Curse resistance. There was an invader on my balcony, I went over to attack him with Drang Twinhammers, landing several hits before he chucked himself off the balcony and ran away.

Walking along a street, with Altaar, singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PllrpKGJbOY Towards the end I separate, walk into the middle of the road, sing the last of the song and collapse.

In Yukari's thread, an image was posted of her getting fucked by a Red and Blue oni. I thought of reporting to get it deleted, though I figured some other faggot would reply to it so that people with 4chanX can still see.
A Yukari thread getting spammed with garbage. "It's over."

With Clownpiece(Altaar), he was posting garbage about Yukari, then put on a blue "Good" hat, then posted shit along the lines of a good Yukarifag.
Altaar was in my bed. Saw Smash Bros. gameplay, Mario was shooting fireballs at someone for a bit, before hititng them with a flaming spin attack
Saw the first posts in this thread, the pictures were of an orange frilled neck lizard, Yukari.
Watching South Park. Makima was being depicted as as much of a NTR whore as possible, while Sharon was touted as being a great wife.

Not really a great note to end on...I can't be bothered, say, typing a bunch of pre-corruption dreams or whatever. Just a couple little bonus ones.
DIFFERENT SENSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2aFmvc46g was playing. Someone was masturbating on exhentai, I saw this person naked in a bathtub on the lap of a naked fat guy hugging him, either the self-insert or the doujin's author. I heard a question "Is this what you want?"
There was an Izanami discord that was shit. It was going to remain that way until the time of the blue skies.
I met Bernkastel, she told me she wonders what is the meaning of the blue sky.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

...

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

You know, getting attention's not so easy. Also it's disgusting, I don't want attention. I really wish I never posted my fucking dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

holy meds take em

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

...
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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You are valid

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I *wish* I was smoking something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40506402
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>>40507357
tldr

[Anonymous No.]

autism

[Anonymous No.]

This is what schizophrenia looks like, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40507637
You're smoking cock 24/7, faggot.

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

>>40507637
Yes! Something Strong!

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I wanna smoke something strong, like Yukari's cock, 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

slander, lady yukari doesnt have a cock
and even if she did (she doesnt) youd never see it
she doesnt love you
she doesnt even know you
she wouldnt even turn you into youkai food when you kys because of how filthy you are

get off this site and seek help. seek god if you want. ask your local priest.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop leaving responses to your own thread on different boards, faggot.
With love, /v/

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

>>40507653

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

>>40507749
She has an amazing dick.
I've seen it several times.
She loves me.
She knows me better than anyone.
>>40507754
Can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40506974
>I heard "Loli ass Fina"
Heh

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

>>40507809
No, my husband is adolf hitler

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

And by adolf hitler I mean Eilienen Yakumo

[MaleToFujo !!V+XFVmZpl9v No.]

what the fuck is this, do something about your schizophrenia and stop crossposting this shit to other boards

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

>>40507013
Wait a moment, you are.. the same men of the cute draws threads????????????????

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

>>40507947
Can't, or won't.

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

>>40507947
He scares, im gonna stop gapping

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

He is uber sexy though

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

I looked at a list of Touhous who had decorations in their eyes, Flan had a black flame under her pupil that always made her eyes seem lightless, because she's seen too much.

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

*cough*

[Anonymous No.]

fuck of

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

>>40507988
Sexy? You haven't seeing him! What is her touhou character, Rinnosuke?

[Flandre Scarlet No.]

>>40508152
That is a ZUN courtesy to her favourite characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40506974
ayo keep my wifes name and visage out of your schizophrenia

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

>>40508207
I thought pic was best girl anyway. Very cute and funny.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Dreamt I was in a line with a school friend and he said "Hey! You're not crazy!" I said "Yeah, it's more like losing sanity..." He said "Not even that."
On the other hand, I dreamt I was in a kitchen saying "I've been driven half-insane by the Eldritch Truth." My mother says "You think you're going to Hell", but I just thought of all my shitty dreams about Yukari.

[Flandre Scarlet No.]

Rape

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In a room with Sakuya. I wanted to take a shower with her. Went into the bathroom, used the toilet but it overflowed and pieces of shit were scattered around. I got her to come in, she cleaned the shit then left.

Hanging with a old woman, I acknowledged her but ignored my girlfriend who was I calling a whore for some reason. I left the two of them and "drove" down roads just using a bicycle wheel I held in my hand, someone saying that "schizos can command the qlipthoth to do impossible things" "Parked" outside a primary school, where a teacher was asking me questions, suspicious, I was denying I liked kids and rolling my eyes at him, but he wasn't convinced. I was thinking "What do I do now? Guess I'll stay at Bernkastel's house."

Saw Shou with tigers at her sides, they had multiple eyes like huntsman spiders, which I thought was cool and scary. Apparently she was me. In my room, saw a huntsman spider on the wall. I thought about Yukari "Maybe she'll still forgive me and come...Oh, of course she won't."

At a table, bunch of guys mention "Someone who can see illusions." I say "That's me" but they ignored me and left. I say "Assholes, they don't care." this blonde girl I took creeper pictures of the sexy legs of back in high school next to me says "Do you care about anyone else?" I say "No." She says "How can you expect them to?" I say "I don't know, I'm just stupid and desperate."

Someone guy posted an anime guy saying "Hey, he's posted him before" another posted Gilgamesh in reply to him say "Hey, he's posted Gilgamesh before too" I thought "I am Gilgamesh." Then there was gay spam. In my room, there was an annoying kid(read:Altaar brony) and an adult playing along with him, I told them to get the fuck out. The adult was like ok ok don't be an asshole, but the faggot resisted, and he said "Hey, he *is* fucking annoying." and the faggot crawls over my bed and says "And you may now kiss the bride....see? Nobody cares."

[Anonymous No.]

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I heard Stervhïa Acto I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfeaDhksSk0 There was quiet whispering, I made out "Boyfriend...The Key stolen...chance of retrieval..."

I was being chased down a dirt road by several DeS Mindflayers, until I finally called down a storm of lightning bolts, incinerating them, leaving one which ran off saying "Oh well, there's a party tonight that I'm off to."

A girl told someone they've passed the preliminary round, and now they can go enjoy some laser tag. She then laughed because they're going to end up on a celebrity reality show where their character gets ruined.

I was told Yukari likes this thread and she likes me.

With my brothers, one of my brother's wifi wasn't working, the other wanted to use my laptop but I withheld it, saying he might fuck with my shit, there was a folder on my desktop called "Saturn worship", he said "I won't fuck with your shit, you're already going to Hell when you die, right?" I said "...Yep." and the three of us laughed. I thought that the real Hell I'm going to suffer are my corrupted dreams, which are only going to get worse. He also laughed, saying that I was saying Hecatia is what possessed me to post all my dreams, and that doesn't make any sense.

I was reminded to pray to Zeus.

I was cumming inside Reimu, extremely hard and long, such that I was basically draining my life inside her.

Went into a house with Altaar and others, they said there's going to be a lot of gay jokes. I leave the building, and see all of them lined up as portraits with an annoying song playing, a portrait of Yukari next to Altaar to annoy me. I sliced the portraits in half, then flew up into the sky.

I returned a book to a library, outside my mother was mentioning Lord of the Rings, though the One Ring to rule them all was actually a One Ring to kill them all. I heard Makima say that it's One Ring to kill all the lies.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Wc3 map. I used a large aoe Dispel Magic on a battlefield of Skeleton Warriors and Peasants fighting, which killed them. I saw myself on the map, up in the top left corner, Death Knight Arthas on his mount, summoning more skeletons.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Tripfaggot Vert posting "so much to argue about, so much to cry about"

I had been AFK around Pontiff, a lizardman had been chucking javelins into me until I was near death and nearly pushed off a ledge, I come back and run but maybe die.
I was inside a room, outside a door was Pontiff, and there was a cliff I wanted to chuck myself off to get to the bottom, so I was asking Yukari for a parachute. I tried opening the door a crack, but wind was blowing keeping it shut, while I heard a hissing sound of gas leaking into the room, transforming a bunch of people sitting nearby into zombies. I backed away from them with Yukari, noticing she seemed at least partially zombiefied. One zombie said "Don't worry, everything's going to turn out OK." as he bit into my right arm.

[Anonymous No.]

wha-
what the hell is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40525014
only gonna let this thread die when I get answers

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

In the Water Reserve tower. I saw Luigi.

Saw a /jp/ bulletin board, basically a thread or two you could see the latest post of at the top of the board, where the blotter is.

Looking at a WoW trailer for a new hero class. Like I'm saying "why bother with the other classes", I say "Yeah, I play as the fucking Space Marine" as I see a dude in giant power armour shoot a handcannon, although a Warlock appeared and threw a fel bolt while summoning a demon as if to say he's just as cool. I dodged their shots like they were directed at me. Then I'm looking at my party. Space Marine's on the far right, Warlock is standing at his right, I'm standing at Warlock's right, a female undead night elf with dreadlord wings, facing away and looking over my shoulder so you can see my glorious ass with that skimpy night elf thong, my name was "Never Ever", then a fourth person at my right, unremembered. Probably the "Top 3 /jp/ posters"

I drove outside a shopping centre, while looking for a park I drove over the barriers dividing the parking lanes several times like I gave no shits, then find a place. A girl and her boyfriend come into my car, I was in the backseat and they sat next to me. The girl had grief, saying I hit her, and that I was acting unAustralian. I laughed, affected a thick Aussie accent as I said "Very unAustralian." She said she was going to sue me, although it was to give me millions of dollars, and she showed me an image I created of illusions. I looked, and saw Irithyll, outside Darkmoon Tomb, where the two Silver Knights normally are, but instead there were several girls dancing like in Kuchizuke, Twilight Princess Zelda dancing on the left. Then I was at Pontiff. Someone challenged me to a duel so I stepped off into the arena, some asshole plunge attacked me from behind so someone plunge attacked him and killed him. We were going to have a funsies duel, I stood at the end of the arena and cast Warmth, while my opponent came near and cast Chaos Firestorm. I thought about casting Chaos Firestorm myself, but instead cast Illusion, which generated a fake player near him who shot him with a fake Soul Arrow, making him roll.

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>luigi

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still waiting

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[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

If only the first post I made in this thread was an explanation.

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Did you know that there is very little evidence that the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting took place? Of the evidence that is available, much are shrouded in redactions; ample doubt that it could be a hoax. Take the forensic examination of the rifles used in the alleged shooting, for instance. Forensic report CFS 1200704559, which can be downloaded from rhis website: https://cspsandyhookreport.ct.gov/, makes no mention of an Adam Lanza or Nancy Lanza DNA match being attributed to ANY of the items swabbed. Instead, we find substitute teacher Lauren Rosseau's DNA on many of the items. Why is this and what should we make of these suspicious findings by the secretive Connecticut state police?

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

And now I've acknowledged your retardation you post something completely irrelevant.