Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/writers-list.html
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

[Anonymous No.]

>Got my commission accepted
>4 months after sending the request
Gotta love when artists have emails they don't check.
Still, I'm not gonna say no to more waifu art.

[Anonymous No.]

Eating homemade meat lover's pizza with my strong waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

Question for haremfags. Does your harem have complimenting or opposing traits and themes?
Do you like variety or do you like one thing and just want more of it?

[Anonymous No.]

This spring I will not let a hornet force her way into my house and make me hand feed her all of my fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156969
I guess they're opposing, one is big and one is petite. I didn't consciously choose the second wife, she just appeared in a lewd dream with my main wife and I rolled with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156477
I love their mission and how driven they are, as I agree with them. Being my waifu, I'd sign her contract too. That said, we'd fight to keep in consensual in all but the most dire circumstances and even then it would be a mana infusion rather than rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156477
dark slimes give me a feeling so complicated. It's hot, but melting people feels decently unethical.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156969
variety

[Anonymous No.]

Is a kikimora giving birth to a shoggoth the equivalent of a human woman giving birth to the devil in those horror movies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156938
what is it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156969
Does having both Kiki and Shog maids count as a harem? They're only my employees, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157364
What is a fitting monster for keeping as a consensual slave?

[Anonymous No.]

Nun outfits just do things to me for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157394
i know that feel all to well

[Anonymous No.]

Does this count as a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

What are your favorite couples pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157163
Sorry to break it to you bro but your wife is either a Shoggoth morphed to look like a Kikimora, or an Echidna in a very convincing kiki outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon hears about the power of raging mushrooms
>Hears about how a man could wrestle a minotaur into submission using just one
>The power of raging shrooms cannot be denied, they will surely be the ultimate form of self defense against monsters!
>Anon goes on to develop raging shroom "tranquilizers", able to provide a full dose of raging shroom at a distance
>But Anon needs to test his invention, to make sure they work
>Anon finds the biggest, meanest minotaur/oni/ushioni/(you)r choice of girl
>Fires the tranq at the monster, because obviously it will weaken them!
It is important to fully understand the properties of material you are working with

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore drawing in the works, how big should the wings be to avoid her getting bullied for being a winglet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157590
Each wing should at least be equal to her height.

[Anonymous No.]

Eye see you, worm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157590
wings are arms, they should be as large or larger than their normal arms

[Anonymous No.]

Smoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157757
>Smoke
What did I say about doing things that are bad for your health?

[Anonymous No.]

You. And me. This. Later. Hehe. Ehehehe. Kuhuhuhu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157637
gazer why do you dress yourself with tar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157796
I'm going to stick her eyebrow antennae in my mouth and she can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156969
variety is the spice of life, and im no cracker

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157798
Care to try it for yourself, worm?

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are best cause they a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925
would totally give her a taste of my High-Explosive load.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to coat the world with slime
I just want to start the goo in your heart
I'm my core I have but one desire
And that one is you, no other will goo

[Anonymous No.]

my mino wife is too big for me to kiss normally, I have to climb up her perfect strongfat body to give her a smooch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158276
You could just ask her to lean in or sit down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158276
here's a sneaky way to do it, whisper something softy so she asks what ya said. When she does tell her to come closer, this will make her bend over and plant a kiss on her lips as quick as you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158352
I have tried this, but it puts me in the position of grapple range so I am instantly grabbed and pinned.
It takes a while to get out of that grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158368
remember CQC
Close
Quarter
Cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

Sookmo's finishing up the full reference sheet for me, but I wanted to share this drawing of Khrevha ahead of time since it's so cool (imo).

For those that don't know, Khrevha is the Ushi-oni x Lilim hybrid that runs the underground demon realm of Agartha. You can read more about Agartha here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GAUWVZ8HT-8m8aU_Z03aCJrPnaoFFF9mSaTokeYWX_g/edit?usp=sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
Nice, that turned out really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
Cute and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
Nice, she turned out quite well

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158395
As opposed to long range cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
This is the sort of experimentation that ended Jurassic Park twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
Sookmo does commissions outside pixiv request?
She looks fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158501
Sniping a Lilim during her speech with my precision long-ranged cuddle spell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158565
To be fair, I've commissioned him over 25 times including some requests. It's not uncommon for artists to offer private slots to regular commissioners. That's how I also get Poritan when he's closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158566
>She has an anti-LRC barrier up
>It reflects back onto you
>stuck comatose in lilim cuddles until after her speech where she arrives to take you away for "interrogation"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158796
That's why you shoot yourself out of a cannon to deliver the cuddles directly to the target

[Anonymous No.]

Did I hear ace pitcher? Well she sure is one, it's Mandy, the 3rd member of the MGC Boy Stealers! She's known across the league for her incredible pitching prowess and her tomboyish looks, stemming from her discovering the game through her childhood friend! In all honesty, her friend isn't that great, but for some reason she can't pitch without him there! She can be seen at practices carrying him like her playing around from exercise to exercise, occasionally slipping into the locker room when she throws a wild pitch, only to return with him physically drained like a ragdoll on her shoulders. Of course, the moans from the locker room during post game private time tells a much different story, as Mr. pitching coach is always willing to give her a nice reward for her great work on the diamond!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158911
also before anyone comments it, Buenos dias Mandy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158911
>throws: right/other
I read this before looking at her art and just knew there was going to be a mitt on her tail. Glad I wasn't disappointed. Good work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159095
They banned spitballs but not lubeballs. Really a point of heavy shitposting on 4monster /sp/
>SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158911
I like the little personal art touches you've been adding to their names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158911
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158911
>backwards cap
It's the little things that add a lot of heart.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu treat firearms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157394
Nuns are good girls who deserve headpats, fresh baked cookies, and lots of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157796
We’re gonna play Whack-A-Mole?!?!
I hope I get enough tickets this time to win you that Onee Squad figure you had your eye on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157557
Anon should've tested the drug on more docile species first. Now he's a lost cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>34157911
Nah, I'm not an exhibitionist that uses sticky crude oil to cover my necessary parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
most if not all firearms are too small for my wife to use
she only likes old blackpower naval cannons

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
So elegant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159193
She actually has a little tomboy ponytail too, it's just all covered up by the fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
one of my prized possessions allowing me to be a dragoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158911
You keep killing it with these baseball cards my dude. Keep up the great work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
most are too small for her, but I always make bigger versions by hand. My favorite one that I made was the half bore double-barreled shotgun. It was fucking a blast to shoot it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
Crude weapons, insignificant to the power of magic. I disagree and believe they still make a good sidearm for a wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
She wouldn't be able to use them but she'd have a bit of an interest in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159328
why not both and make gun that shot magic or magic school decided to gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159322
>It was fucking a blast to shoot it
I see what you did there Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159358
She's a stubborn traditionalist. Not that her magic isn't able to handle just about anything we get into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
She treats them like how Obi-Wan Kenobi treats blasters. She thinks guns are for uncivilized heathens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159380
more science and magic mashing for me then

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, Bicorn knights WILL take you as their husband and WILL find other wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159358
>or magic school decided to gun
Like; conjuring up guns from nothing but magic? Or putting magic in guns and just having a glorified shooting range?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159411
the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159410
Pure Unicorn knight please

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159328
Every male wizard thinks their magic will get them out of trouble with monsters until the oni with antimagic tattoos comes knocking about a week before they ascend to archmage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159455
That's why you keep the good demon silver rifles handy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159455
Hence the spoiler text. and besides I'm already taken by my bapho wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158556
And I'd do it again in a heartbeat! For science!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
Interesting mechanism, but little else. She'd be more interested in hearing MY thoughts on them. Pressing me on topics I'd like to avoid—getting me to admit those silly, inconsequential things I keep hidden—seeing the look on my face.
She loves that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
She doesn't like them cause they kill men and most importantly could kill me if i'm not careful enough, and forbids me from owning functioning ones
All the ones i wanted are more historical objects than anything anyways so i'm happy enough having a couple of deactivated ones in an exposition case

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159592
easy fix for that, get all the ammo made from demon silver

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
Anon, you've shown us it can be done, but did you ever stop to think if it should? Mankind isn't ready for this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159613
That would be a fix yes, but it's more of a 'moral' issue rather than a practical one
She doesn't like what they were made for originally and how they were employed rather than the actual threat they represent

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159639
No one is prepared for Ushi-Oni or Lilim love. By combining the two into one, we here at Ushi Labs (C) reduce the amount of time in the adjustment period to nearly 1/4th of the initial times set in clinical, double blind trials.

[Anonymous No.]

>swats your hand away when you go in for headpats
>"no I don't care when you p-pat my head, I'm not your stupid house puppy you d-dummy..."
>her tail is wagging with the force of a thousand suns
Why do they lie when their biology is so honest?

[Anonymous No.]

>”Heartbreaking Selfies Taken Right Before Tragedy”
>It’s all pictures of adventurers entering monster-inhabited dens

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159695
thats like saying she doesnt allow you to have swords or spears or even a club

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159732
>Ask your doctor if an Ushi-lim is right for you
>list of side effects is several pages long

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
What exactly is this for? What is Agartha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159735
She isn't lying. She doesn't want headpats.

She wants you to hold her big paws, look her dead in the eyes and say "I love you," before you go in for a smooch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159795
>Pages
Khrevha probably has a big tome the size of "War and Peace" that detail the side effects

>>34159799
Just a fun little homebrew world guide in the same vein as Dragonia. Might send it to KC and see if he likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love jinkos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

i like wurms very much, they cute, big, and most importantly, they have the cutest reactions to get kissed out of the blue

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw monstergirls have ruined women for me
Help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160044
MONSTERED
HOW CAN HUMAN WOMEN EVER HOPE TO COMPETE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159321
Thanks, they're a lot of fun to make. It's cool being able to think of interesting ways to incorporate their themes with original designs and short story blurbs. It's almost like you can imagine interactions between teammates, even with just these 3
>post game, big win
>Sarah got 4 hits and 2 homers
>no press attention
>at length Mandy interview instead
>It's ok, fan meet time
>nobody wants her autograph or even a hello
>sees Kat being asked to sign someone's asschecks, that fuckin madlass actually did it
>gets on the bus for the ride home
>sees Kat facesitting her husband-coach
>Sarah looks upset, tfw no man wants to meet her
>Mandy comes on to the bus with her man draped over her shoulder and plops him down on a seat
>can hear Sarah mumbling "I'm gonna fucking lose it" to herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160011
Is it more of a squeak or more of an oh? What happens after they process it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160120
It is a squeak that slowly turns into a bellow, don't remember much after that, all i knew was that I woke up to not being able to feel my lower body as well as waking up in her neet cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160044
They were ruined from the beginning anon, you didn't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159963
They are lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159754
Now why would it be heartbreaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159755
Well i never wanted to own any of those items so the matter never came up, but i assume that would be the case yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160172
>He clothed the figure
So that's why she has those pants...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
She doesn't trust them to do the job, and would rather hunt with her spears, her sword, or even with her bare hands. She broke mine when we first met, and when I ask her if I can buy a new one, she points to herself and proudly says: "You've got all the protection you'll ever need right here."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160480
Got enough swords there, lady?

[Anonymous No.]

I would so be on Wurm'd.com, why? I am a slut for wurms, I deny it no longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160480
I don't like the look this kot is giving me. I'm gonna kiss her until she's smiling like a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

what sounds does your wife when you catch her off guard with a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160722
Audible Pelvis Breaking

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy
>Ed is a wurm. Simple minded, loves to dig and is an absolute powerhouse
>Edd is an anubis. Brilliant but also obsessed with organization and following rules
>Eddy is so much a danuki it's almost offensive. All about money and scamming with tricks and illusions.

It's stupid how close the characters conform to a monster stereotype. Not sure about the rest of the cast aside from Rolf being from Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160722
Which wife are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160952
>3dpd
Either fuck off or kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>Be local mercenary advisor for pharaoh.
>Give tactical/arcane advice depending on specialty
>Always greet her anubis guards when you go by and sometimes give them snacks.
>They're grim and stonefaced each time but you swear their tails start wagging whenever they see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160952
>Nose ring
>Tattoo
Into the fucking trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160993
I want to whisper good girl in her ear and see if her knees buckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160952
There's better miia cosplayers out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161037
>Whisper 'good girls' as you walk past
>One is visibly trembling while the other lets out a gasp and almost collapses before she catches herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160993
>one day you enter the strategy room and the pharaoh isn't present
>there's a note at your seat
>it's a letter from the pharaoh thanking you for your valuable service and noting your good rapport with the guards
>mentions something about a mutually beneficial arrangement after that
>before you can continue reading the letter to see what exactly she meant, you hear a sound behind you
>it's the gentle clink of the anubis guards' ornate armor as they enter the room, followed by the closing of the door behind them
>and the sound of the lock being engaged

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161119
My desire to bully mermaids is only trumped by my crippling fear of deep water. I have more to lose than I stand to gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161132
you gain a mershark

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161132
I’m terrified of deep water too. All the more reason for a mershark to drag me into the sea and force me to get over my fears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161106
>Hello Ladies, are we going to discuss.....tactics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161106
! ! ! !

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, I found a shiny wurm, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161209
Looks like she calls herself Alice and frequently rapes an aspiring hero named Luka

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161162
>>34161166
>kraken wrecks a ship, you aren't claimed in the immediate frenzy
>don't have anything to hold onto
>coughing and sputtering as you try to keep yourself afloat
>fin crests out of the water in front of you before dipping back under
>circles you a few times
>on the last pass, a mershark surfaces
>mocks your plight
>tells you how there's no one coming to save you, and that your situation is hopeless
>offers to save you
>for a price
>tell her off, keep struggling
>she floats next to you, telling you all about how she's going to rip you to pieces as you keep treading water
>when you finally go under, she swims underneath you to push you back to the surface, letting you rest on her belly
>nibbles your neck and tells you to take a deep breath, because you're going to be underwater for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161209
>Has the same color scheme as Druella
Oh no. I believe this wurm has been contaminated with an unreasonable amount of demonic energy.
If we don't get her married right now she could destroy the entire country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161209
Anon no, that's an ancient evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161277
WHAT, IT IS? It still shiny tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161170
>Pharaoh comes in later to see them all naked, sweaty,........and talking tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161269
what, she's harmless, I think. I saw her talking with the other wurms tho. they were talking about some operation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161162
I'd be her little bilge rat any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161406
Sea slimes are one of the most forgotten girls in the whole encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161386
Oh no. That means the wurmspiracy has already started.

Now it's only a matter of time before wurms start bursting out of the ground to claim husbands, literally destroying city infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159410
The only kind of Bicorn I'll accept is a Creeping Coin abusing her shapeshifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark Knight waifu gets drunk
>Treats and tries to mount you like a horse
>"Giddy-up, horsie!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161451
how to be wurmbait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161438
Sea Slimes barely even get brought up when people ask about overlooked MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161474
>fucking crushes my spine under the weight of her armor and enormous beer gut

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158992
How do you cope with wanting to cuddle with a yeti for all eternity but at the same time hating heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161548
Air conditioned yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161277
Speaking of the least popular, what would be like the top 10-15 most popular MGs, in terms of just like overall discussion and appreciation. I assume Lich, Hellwan, and Anubutt are really vying for the top spot, but I'm unsure what you would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161548
Undead Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161562
Manticore and pharaoh are probably in there somewhere, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161562
Pharaoh, hellhound, dragon, Apophis, lich, wight, anubis, manticore, demon, wurm, jinko, lilim, inari, kiki, shog and greenworm are the most popular ones off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160103
Most people are intimidated by Sarah's face. Maybe she should smile more and thus be less scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161601
I sometimes forget how often Inari gets posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34160583
Yes, one of the tails is missing a sword to wield

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161635
I consider any mention of mofu to be an implicit mention of inari, as no one seems to remember youko even exist. Or that could just be me projecting. Either way, they're so similar they're almost interchangeable.

[Anonymous No.]

I was looking at how big a monster girl would need to be so I am at standing cunnilingus height and well. It's at least between 12ft and 11ft for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161635
All foxes are related to Inari so I would say you are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

so anon, how does your wife smell first thing in the morning when you snuggle close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161694
like wurmwood and sweat. I always wake up extra hard because of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161694
Warm, humid spit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161669
A lamia could always manage by just raising herself up on her snake tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161266
WHERE'S THE SEA BISHOP WHEN YOU NEED HER?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161694
Wife smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161764
xtra strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161266
Monsters that likes to sadistically tease you are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161694
Sweat and a hint of ozone from the previous day's flight, along with freshly clean linens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161266
Insolent boys don't get to breathe without permission.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a guest over
>Call for your maid to get the two of you something to drink
>She doesn't respond
>You sigh and go to make the tea yourself
>As soon as you leave the room, your guest begins to get nervous due to feeling like they keep seeing something skittering around right on the edge of their vision
>That nervousness soon turns to fear as the room darkens
>The walls begin to close in
>The walls have eyes
>The walls have teeth
>The room instantly returns to normal when you open the door
>Your guest is screaming, and then they look at you
>More specifically, they look at the amorphous blob behind you as it rapidly and repeatedly changes in both size and shape from one moment to the next
>Your guest pisses themselves and hurls themselves out the window, scrambling across your lawn and into their car before speeding away, almost causing an accident as they do
>You spend the next hour lecturing your Shoggoth maid about her inability to tell humans other than you apart and that the least she could do is remember your sister's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161738
A baphomet can also do it if she stands on the kitchen table

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161734
Does sandworm spit smell like air freshener?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161753
She's furiously masturbating and writing it down as a trashy romance novel she'll sell for a mint in the ryugujos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161826
No. It's not pleasant, but it's not bad either

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161796
>Mershark waifu forces you to kiss her underwater if you want her air

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161635
>Inari
Really? I thought it was mostly boats.

[Anonymous No.]

coomer lilim that gets off on hentai about corrupting alter boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161846
lazy lilim not flying out and just do it herself

[Anonymous No.]

Question for wing enthusiasts, how big should an Amazoness' wing be? Is it okay for them to have a small wing because they only have one of them? Would they even have a use for bigger wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161855
They're always and forever going to tell you big and bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to brush your sandworm's teeth properly. It may be expensive to buy the quality stuff like ushi-oni silk ropes to floss with, but it makes a difference. It's also easier than you might think since you and her can each grab a separate end of the rope to really grind at those tough spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161855
I don't think Amazonesses would look weird with one big wing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161806
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161811
Hahahahaha, poor Shoggy. She just wants alone time with her mastah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161855
No bigger than a normal Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161548
Cuddle a Yuki Onna at the same time, then you get a nice hot and cold balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161855
It already works well to keep their husband close during hugs or teasing them by covering up their private areas when they don't have their loincloth on. Because they only have one wing and where the wing is positioned on the body, I think their current size is perfect, any larger and it would get in the way of husband hunting or other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161603
Maybe one day she'll be less intimidating and serious, and she can find a guy just for her. You wouldn't believe how many SABRphiles want to talk to her about her swing and stats but think she's too intimidating to do so. I couldn't imagine her with a stats nerd husband who refines her mechanics and play further, she's already god-tier in terms of hitting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161406
Love the lines, very pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

How do you catch your wife off guard, I catch her with the old nose flick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158911
>base manticore is great
>tan tomboy manticore is great
>ICKY (in a good way) VICKY is great
>just about every manticore OC is great
how do they manage to always be so based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162179

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162177
What a cutie. I will shower her with love and a new lovenest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162224
So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162177
She is a cute and hard working girl.
For giving a hot meal and backrub when she gets home after her shift.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to draw something that makes me get diabetes, suggest away

[Anonymous No.]

guess that coffee had some extra kick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Man and demon hugging, pressing cheeks together and smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Siren practice singing in the mirror with a poster behind her that says 'Do it for Him' and just Anon on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Kobold pup happy to get her first collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
kiki and shog teaching their daughters how to be a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Shoggy getting proposed to by master and the many mundane yet heartfelt moments flooding into her mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162279
Didn't know Grelia's clinic now had stress relief balls. Gonna give em a squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162339
Making Milking motions with Grelia's chest to relax after some operation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Wendigo family celebrating Christmas, Wendi daughters ravenously opening their gifts while mama and papa watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Manticore comforts anon after a hard day of work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Tanuki smiling at the picture of her daughter and husband on her desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162177
i think i have more in common with the lazy spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162279
that's why you should keep your lactation-inducing chemicals very well hidden and locked away, it's only a matter of time before a deeply autistic Cheshire suddenly decides that causing unwanted body modifications on half the hospital's staff would be a hilarious prank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162588
Hey, its raising my morale!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162622
which head tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162638
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Never get in a seemlessly cozy cabin in the woods with a notorius and corrupt lilim politician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162654
That goes for any monster girl. You know what you're getting into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162707
didn't know greenworms could do war crimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162217
Manticores are just great in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162715
We all can do warcrimes, it's just a matter of figuring out what will push you over the edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162715
You'd be surprised.
>https://twitter.com/wonderofscience/status/1358037395808034816
They're going to make Nanking look like a fucking joke if you hide the vegetables long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

New wife images are very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162828
That's just bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162828
AAAAAAHHH I NEED TO BURY MY FACE IN SNAKE MIDRIFF AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, freak out greenworm.
Introduce her to deep fried veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162867
Please anon she likes riding on my back most places, I don't know if I could handle that.

[Anonymous No.]

Big, scarred monsters are for turning into pregnant[\spoiler] maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162898
then lift more weight and become like god

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162898
You'll be fine.
It helps build muscle and will help get her ready for the cocoon.

>>34162925
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162937
What if she's already gone through the cocoon, and the only thing thag changed was her hair getting a little more poofy

[Anonymous No.]

danukis are cute and so are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162925
damn, she almost lost her right boob.
monotitty cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163093
damn could have been monotitty kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163093
look they can always go to a lich or Grelia for regeneration/a breast transfer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162925
Anon please I was just starting to wean myself off CC Ocelomeh maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163264
I might be an idiot for asking, but what does CC stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

Do marrying monstergirls affect how you see other girls or monsters? For example, my waifu is Jinko, but I also drool over Minotaurs and muscle human girls.

After marrying her, would I still find other girls attractive even if I think my waifu is the best of them all, or would there reach a point where I would find any other woman, monster or human, that isn't her completely unappealing?

[Anonymous No.]

here I bring some diabetes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Cute Undead kid eating a hamburger

[Anonymous No.]

The Hungry (for affection!) Undead!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163333
I wouldn't but I'll do it for quads. CC stands for Christmas Cake, a japanese term for a woman who is older (traditionally >24) but hasn't ever had sex or a serious partner, which makes them very sexually frustrated and desperate. It's more so liberally used around here as inbetween someone young and MILF

[Anonymous No.]

I remember that one meme for the dragon which went like"I lied I want to have premarital sex", well I'm about to do a wurm version of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163347
If that were the case then harems would be impossible anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163530
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163530
Im pretty sure most harems are made because the guy married a harem species or because a monster forced herself on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163505

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163637
MGE mostly implies that harems occurs when multiple monsters fall for a man at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night, and I will dream of wurmy so until then, here's this wurmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163505
Are wurms even smart enough to lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163777
Weren’t the Wurm tavern owner sisters in Dragonia pretty smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163368
I like it a lot. Though the “ you are the best wife” is a little on the nose, a think just her picture is enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159754
>Get drunk
>Horny so follow the trail of werewolf fur
>Wake up being snuggled in werewolf tits
>No memory of the previous night but now the patriarch of a wolf pack
Classic adventuring blunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163869
she's got two heads. Pretty unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161298
Tactics does require more manpower. And the pharaohs going to get more

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163777
They're smart enough to lie to you about being a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163905
>In the days of the previous demon lords, the sisters belonged to the race of numerous "double-headed dragons". And under the influence of the current Demon Lord they divided and became two women.
does that mean hydras are harem girls

[Anonymous No.]

Snuggling with my overprotective wife! I feel safe in her strong monster arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163933
I wonder what could scare an anubis so much she'd jump into your arms trembling like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163955
My headcanon is this means that twins are unusually common among wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163955
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163969
Deviating from her well though out schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163969
Having twins. Requires twice the initial planning

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163969
A thunderstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163996
Anubis retreats into her sarcophagus during thunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164005
pharaohs have sarcophagi, pretty sure anubis wouldnt dare

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164188
Well whatever the casket is called

[Anonymous No.]

How do I tell my Manticore wife I just want to cuddle and not have sex tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164197
Try the "No" pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

VVVVVGGHHH MONSTERS OF VUNDERLAND

[Anonymous No.]

I love my zombie dragon daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164196
>When an Anubis tries to put a curse on you for trespassing, but you pull out an Uno reverse card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164424
A tragic death, but it led to something better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164428
>Foolish trespasser, for your crimes I sentence you to punishment!
>Skidaddle Skadoo that spell now targets you
Wizards truly are terrifying opponents

[Anonymous No.]

My fetishes are Odd, i am positive there is no mamano for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow! Zipangu Fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164317
>"Ah, no venom tonight then? Alright, I'm fine with that"
Or alternatively she has made it so you only have yes pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164468
living armor, NEXT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164468
Living armor might be a thing for you.
I know they scratch my "sexy but full body armor" fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164197
>you’ve been married to her for three years now
>it’s been blissful, like your honeymoon phase never stopped
>perks of having a wife with industrial level aphrodisiacs at her beck and call
>not that you’re an abnormal couple, at least not by monster standards anyway
>whenever the two of you are together - most of the time - her tail is quietly sucking you off
>you love your wife, she makes it clear every day that she loves you with all her heart, and all her tail
>recently, you’ve been trying to wean her off her dependence a little
>you can tell she’s frustrated, but you’re proud of her
>she didn’t always used to listen when you said no
“honey, do you think you could just... you know, hold me tonight?”
>her head tilts to the side, deep autumn red fluff on her ear-tips twitch questioningly
>she thinks she’s just going to miss out on a goodnight suck (or seven) so you can actually stand up to get to work tomorrow
<”of course, I hold you every night”
>she doesn’t know yet, you still haven’t had the heart to tell her
“that’s not what I mean”
>you can see the concern in her eyes as her brow furrows a bit, she doesn’t like not being able to read you. it makes for perfect teasing in bed, but you’re not teasing now
“i need to tell you something”
>you’re nervous, and it’s making her nervous now too. idle claws shifting in place, spines subtly retracting back into her tail, her beautiful soft mane - each pink-white hair standing on end
>you hate it.
“before we met, before the DOTR, i was seeing seeing Doc Hansen for a checkup when they noticed something odd in my bloodwork.”
>your voice cracks, she’s tearing up. confusion, anger, pain flash by like signs on the edge of a highway
“Honey I don’t want to go into details but- at the end of it all they said I wasn’t going to be around for much longer. “

“they told me it’s a miracle I’ve made it this long, and my time is getting close now”
>you hate it.
>she’s frozen in place, muscles strong enough to break you in half ten times over tensed as hard as they can
<”why didn’t you tell me”
>her voice is so quiet you almost couldn’t hear, tears are falling in parallel streams
<”WHY?”
>your heart hurts so much it feels like your chest wants to implode
>she’s normally a loud person anyway, but now that word stays ringing in your ears
>you hate it .
>almost as much as you hate yourself for hiding this from her
>your knees give out
“I’m so, so sorry” your choking on your words now “I wasn’t strong enough to tell you sooner. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m-”
>you’re in her arms now
>she’s never held you this tight before
<”it’s ok now, I love you”
>not even on your wedding night
“I love you too, I love you so much”
<”I don’t want to have to let you go”
>pain again, you hate yourself for this
>not even monster magic can fix everything
>but you can still love the monster who loves you
>even if you can’t love yourself
“I’ll hold you as long as I can”

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164471
Hmph, that baka gaijin could do much better than a single-tailed child. Only a complete set of nine luxurious tail deserve to be immortalized in art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164489
>not even monster magic can fix everything
Dr. Lich would like to have a word with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164483
I... I just want... to cuddle. Is-is there a girl for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164520

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164520
yetis and bogeys specifically, or you can get exotic with mersharks, lamia species, and scylla species

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164520
Nope, not one. Next!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164489
It's...kinda nice to see some sad stuff to be honest. Thanks, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164510
(you) in the story doesn't know that though. i was originally going to write a second part where manticore wife discovers anon's condition is easily curable, and then she comforts anon without her tail or spines to be as intimate as possible, and the two falling asleep in each others arms - thoroughly exhausted and satisfied.
that said, i'm really in a terrible place right now and i dont think i can write that part of the prompt well enough to want to post it

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow Jinko husbands, what can I expect after my wife's CAT test comes positive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164580
That's alright. Maybe if/when you feel better, you could write it?

[Anonymous No.]

I think that the best possible scenario in the MGE universe is being adopted by a momster. Imagine all the teasing and attempts of seduction while growing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164604
>cheshire milf tempts you with her perfect ass in the most skin-tight jeans possible when you get home from school
>"if you don't get a wife soon, you'll have to settle for me!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164604
What happened to that drawfag? Is he still drawing trolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire hid your keys inside her cleavage again
>Last time she did this your hand got stuck in there for at least three hours
>This time she is saying you can have them back only if you use your mouth to fish them out

[Anonymous No.]

do Cheshires ACTUALLY prefer anal? Or is she just playing another prank on me

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that many monsters are MORE dangerous if approached from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

There have been two periods where I didn't come to these threads for over half a year and I've noticed something from that. Monsters are so lewd and i think about my waifu enough to have trouble sleeping and I urinate far more frequently due to the body needing to flush out pre. Why do sexy monsters have physical power over me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164762
I didn't need to hear that last part but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164794
No different than acknowledging you frequently talk to anons that have recently touched their selves to something in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164762
Because your waifu figured out your soul resonance and is priming you for DOTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
(You) being happy with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164821
That's different

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164709
Only one way to find out!
Time to butt fuck a Cheshire she forgets how to make jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164834
Seems fish lust is a dangerous thing

[Anonymous No.]

you dont really want succubi to be real for you?
https://www.moestack.com/img/2021/03/1615389081-af032fbcb07ffc7.jpg
I don't think you'd want a creature like that to fly into your room hunting for your essence

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164987
No thanks, at least not those ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164722
this shota is lucky if anything, a smack from those massive slabs lumps of meat could have easily knocked him unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>get an apartment with your ochimusha friend
>she insists on taking showers with you so she can protect you from kunoichi
>you figure she wants the d but doesn't want to just say it
>she does in fact get the d
>a couple months later a kunoichi tries to jump the two of you while you're taking a shower
>you bang a hot ninja together

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164987
goddamn, that's a flabby butt
I am perfectly okay with my moeblob mamonos, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165009
Well that wasn't very good protecting!

[Anonymous No.]

>kunoichi lilim
>you get mind broken before you even see her
>lose consciousness
>wake up on her lap with thoughts filled with nothing but her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165199
B-but I put up the kunoichi trap! which was just a box with a stick propping it up while a string was tied to it but still!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165009
Best end.
I want to lewd the kunoichi with my ochimusha friend bulling her sexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>34158416
I knew it's going to turn out awesome, I wonder if You could show KC this.
>>34159203
One of the projects I've been working on for a long time, was adapting firearms for her to comfortably use (bigger grip, stock, trigger and trigger guard etc). She loves shooting with me and due to her massive size and musculature, she can shoot big and powerful calibers with minimal recoil.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find out that Kunoichi are planning on assassinating you, and it was deemed important enough to send one of their more senior assassins
>Luckily, an experienced ochimusha has recently decided to enter your service
>Through a twist of fate, they are actually sisters who have decided to share you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
>Pharaoh.
>Old enough to reach that rare point where she can actually retire, because there's enough of her younger kindred around now that they can run things without her.
>Curious, but a little bit dismissive of the idea of them. They are but "Crude mortal things." in her mind.
>Agrees to go down to a range one weekend either way, because it's still spending time with the hubby.
>After watching me go for a few minutes with the range's FAL for a bit, curiosity wins out and she gives it a go.
>Furrows her brow at the first few shots— 7.62 NATO exactly being the most beginner-friendly cartridge, after all— and for a brief second, looks like she's gonna put it down.
>...Before abruptly wrapping her wrist in the sling, adjusting her stance and continuing— More enthusiastically now. A big toothy grin forming on her face.
>SOMETHING_HAS_AWAKENED.jpg
>Eight hours, thousands of rounds and several dozen guns later, she bought that FAL. Bought the range. Went out and bought a goddamn arsenal's worth of MORE gun. And started making plans to build a range on her personal property and to hire people to run it; Gotta train the Medjay guards properly with their new toys after all!
>And all the way back she's in the passenger seat, eyes practically sparkling as she gushes about how "YOURS IS TRULY A LEARNED PEOPLE" and "WE CAN LEARN SO MUCH."
>Quietly worry that I may just have made a mistake.
>The sex when we get home, however, is fucking MINDBLOWING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165369
most people can fire powerful rounds with minimal recoil, you just need a heavier gun which just more cumbersome and exhausting for normal people to use; if nothing else a larger caliber firearm would probably feel more appropriate since since the construction would be a lot tougher, and as such have more mass, than smaller caliber firearms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159203
She used them during her time in the Demon Army to compensate for her unusually weak magic power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165447
>Pharaoh has started training her guards with firearms
*Concerned apophis noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165471
>She was given a second chance
>Somewhere in Nevada...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165471
That demonic silver ammo is expensive though, and normal lead slugs just aren't that effective against the average monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165471
I mean, to be fair. I doubt the average Grepsnek would go after a retired Pharaoh anyhow. On the one hand, because she doesn't exactly reign over anything outside her house anymore and on the other, her being that old and lasting that long kinda implies she's RIDICULOUSLY powerful as is, and not something most want to pick a fight with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165471
Even better if Pharaoh is a nerd and equipped her guards with P90s

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163671
His guide on his setting under harem talks about "if a man works hard and is liked by multiple monsters". Even though monsters won't attack married men and most want their own husbands, you can seduce other monsters to join your harem but it will most likely take work outside of a Bicorn. One big thing though is all monsters are amazing at sex and have limitless sexual appetites so most men would just be satisfied fucking their super beautiful, constantly horny (but only for them), wife that unconditionally loves them and not constantly looking for new women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165543
Jaffa! Kree!

[Anonymous No.]

Get in the mofu fort loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165471
>Apophis bursts into throne room to overthrow a Pharaoh
>Pharaoh is literally sitting on a pile of guns
>Her favorite guard and newly-wed husband, anon, kicking a door open wielding an ungodly gaudy shotgun covered in gold and jewels
>"Fuck you cocksucker."
>The Apophis screams

[Anonymous No.]

So how am I meant to fuck a living armor anyhow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165727
I headcannoned that You can either make the ghost girl leave the armour to have sex with You, or You can have sex with her inside armour. She's a ghost so she can compress herself into the cramped space between Your body and metal and service You.
The other idea I had, is that sex inside armor doesn't involve the ghost girl form, it's the armor itself massaging and milking You like a super elaborate, full body sex toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165727
Proper armor maintenance
Also probably has something to do with that spooky girl that's also in there, but that might just be a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165471
>Young Apophis breaks into said Pharaoh's house.
>Immediately the simultaneous cocking of way too many firearms echoes in her ears.
>Turns around and does a double-take at what she sees.
>The Mummies and Sphinxes of the Medjay Guard all decked out in modern tactical gear. The former carrying P-90's, the latter some kind of AR-patterned rifle modified to accommodate their big cat-like digits.
>Their boss, an Anubis in a three-piece suit and aviator sunglasses, is casually one-hand-pointing the biggest revolver she's ever goddamned seen her way.
>More alarming than that, is the colossal SIEGE-MUMMY in the back covered head-to-toe in kevlar and steel plate, holding a mini-gun that's already begun to spool up.
>And between them all, on some... surprisingly un-gaudy, but no-less comfy looking loveseat is the Pharaoh. One arm lazily holding her FAL at the high port, the other lazily draped over her husband's shoulders (who, as an aside, is also pointing an AK right at the intruding snake) as she leans against him and a lit cigar dangling out of her mouth.
>Time seems to stop.
>Aside from the spooling of the mini-gun, the room goes dead silent.
>Until finally, the Pharaoh speaks.
>"We intend to partake of the 'Taco Tuesday' this evening. Would you like to join us, young lady?"

>Several hours later, Apophis arrives home, a shell-shocked look on her face and a paper bag in her hands.
>Immediately her mom rushes to greet her at the door.
>"How did it go? Did you get her?" She asks excitedly.
>"N-no..." The younger one replies.
>"What? What happened?"
>"She... fed me tacos and sent me home with cookies."
>Her mum, aghast, looks between her daughter to the bag in her hands and the back to her daughter again.
>"...What the fuck?"

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of firearms and ammunition. I'd be the first inventor to patent stamp-demon silver bullet.
How it'd work is that it would hit the target just like normal demon silver, causing mana expulsion, but it would also put on (stamp) a mana marker on a body.
Now You'd have a super horny, incapacitated human with a big glowing mana marker on him, alerting every mamono of eligible kind around him that's he's eager and available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165773
I wonder if I can get a living armor that’s like a classic police detective uniform. Trench coat and stuff. It’d be fun to solve cases with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be married to living armor
>Wife won't stop sucking you off while you are adventuring because she is also in there with you
DAMMIT WOMAN, LET A MAN FOCUS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165804
Constant post-nut clarity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165818
Also constant post orgasm torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165788
>Go to MG Brothel
>Pick the sexy girl in armor
>Turns out she IS the armor
>Awkwardly put the armor on
>Lie in the bed
>comfy as fuck considering you're in a armor
>Feel as the whole armor starts to tease and pleasure you
>From the outside it just looks like a dude in a armor laying on the bed
>On the inside you're getting every part of you pleasured beyond belief
Where can I get a living armor GF?

[Anonymous No.]

Just IMAGINE raising some adorable little Ushis, knowing full well they're going to grow up to be the best damn rapists the world has ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

So dragons are actually confirmed to wear wedding collars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165943
>go to MG brothel
>pick the super hot girl with a cool red steel arm holding a sword
>have a go with her, shit is cash but she keeps holding the sword and it gets in the way sometimes
>she asks, if You want to try something else
>sure, as long as nothing goes into Your ass
>she gets sucked into the sword
>her voice tells You to pick it up and start slashing the mannequin
>pick up the sword and feel a red steel enveloping Your entire sword arm, part of the chest, branching off a small line to Your dick that transforms into a glowing dick pocket
>start hitting the mannequin
>from the outside it looks like a naked guy hitting a wooden prop with a oversized sword
>however You are pleasured beyond belief, as every slash gives You mindbreaking pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166004
If you ask your dragon GF to wear one she will do so in a heart beat.
And she will then find a matching pair so you can have one too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166012
>It's the same brothel
>You see guys walking into the brothel looking completely normal
>When they walk out they're either in a suit or armor, has a cursed sword merged with them, or become a chaos girls husband
>Somehow the place is still running

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164709
Cheshire just wants to clean your poop dick with her mouth after you breed her butt. Such is Wonderland. Every girl there has at least one disgusting kink

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166056
I'm just glad there aren't any sandworms in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166056
monster girls don't poopoo silly
>>34166048
>It's in fact an extremist armory
>Turns normal horny guys into well equipped, powerful soldiers for Druella
She can't keep getting away with this

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, I had dreamt of wurmy. To be honest it damn near felt like I was teleported to their world for a few seconds then sent back. I feel it was more like a small portion of me. I woke a little after that but aside from that it was all good and the dream I had after that is my life in the farm with Wurmy by my side

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of you have any pastebin stories of loli MG who actually act under 18?
Have some I could find for a start: https://pastebin.com/LFGicRBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166048
I too, want to go to the armory brothel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165967
Tiny ushis clinging like koalas are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165967
Ushi-Oni body armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166017
do kobolds feel weird if their master wanted to wear a collar like hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166114
hellhounds in the summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166209
Like all the moos, Ushis are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166293
I want to meet a BIG Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162269
Little Jinkos playing in a bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166347
8 feet tall when her legs are splayed flat on the ground.
A BIG BIG Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166372
that ain't a rape train, that's a rape tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166272
>Error, this is a private paste or is pending moderation. If this paste belongs to you, please login to Pastebin to view it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166387
the mega archive have lots of archived pastebin if you know the title of the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166386
As she should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166387
quicksilver's archive in the mega

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166098
I like you Wurmfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166386
>Kabedons you
>punches a giant hole in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166462
no, the wall ceases to be a wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166084
That we know of yet.

>>34166093
Most monster girls poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166462
>the wall turns to dust
>she leans down, close to your ear
>"that's your pelvis in 1 minute"

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me, what monstergirls would the typical action girl monsterize into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166462
Kabedon-proof walls should be required by law by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166493
not if I push you over first because mama always told me, the bigger they are, the harder they fall

[Anonymous No.]

How to make foxes flustered like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166565
Tell her you smoked her pipe, meaning her smoking it now is an indirect kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166493
>house getting sieged by anti-wizard task force
>see the lead cupid talking into her radio
>an honest to god tank transporter drives up the street
>carrying an ushi-oni who just barely fits on the back
>"Elite Dozer! Move aside!"
>"You're up against the wall and I! Am the fucking wall!"
>"Do you even know how FUCKED you are?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166514
>posting men

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166672
so i need to fuck you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166672
I like my house intact please, I'll come quietly with the Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166516
QUIT BREAKING MY DAMN WALLS!
YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE DRYWALL IS KNOWADAYS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166672
and for the bunker dweller, they bring out their top wurm operator, "The Key". She does it tho for the tasty food, they give her afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166514
Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161811
Kinda begs the question, how are most MGs with their in-laws?

Like, if you visited your brother in his Shog-house for the first time, would the first fifteen minutes involve just standing in the doorway while little Shoglets poke at you with stretchy jelly-fingers and confused faces as they try to figure out what this thing that looks kinda like their dad but clearly isn't is?

[Anonymous No.]

Chimeras need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167185
They need smaller pauldrons

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166462
Alternatively
>Kabedon-s a big girl
>Pushes (You) away from her and you go crashing through the wall
That's why businesses and schools in my area require a kabedon-consent form nowadays, and that only works half a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166998
Brothers in law are just future husbands for wife's sisters.
>>34166672
Ushi is a ghost, cause Ushi is scary and can walk through walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166491
Actually...

It's incorrect to think of monstergirls as biological beings in the same manner as humans and regular animals. Monsters are masses of demonic energy in physical form. This is why all mamono possess the ability to hide monstrous features as needed for sex and other activities. It's the underlying principle for how a man stays protected from sharp claws and other dangers during intercourse.

In a similar sense, any facsimile of a digestive tract is just a matter of practicality in converting normal, human food into energy. Monstergirls are already able to subsist off of spirit energy, whether absorbed directly during intimate acts, or even through close contact such as touching, licking, hugging, cuddling, etc with their mate.

You could even go so far as to say that monstergirls only bother eating food to be more relatable to humans.

tl;dr Girls don't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167350
>brother gets married
>wife is very nice
>she won't stop trying to set me up with her sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162796
>honey just put the vegetables at the door
>they're coming
>the green raiders

[Anonymous No.]

Convince a non-lolicon to join the sabbath with THREE reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167395
Nice headcanon, but that's not quite how the actual setting works.

[Anonymous No.]

Worms are the type of monsters that think it's a good idea to give a giant deluxe spicy bean and cheese burrito to a little fairy to feed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167455
shortstacks
Lolibaba
advanced magic to learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159508
>Why not just get a gun?
No practice. No training.
>Care to head to the range?
No
>Why not?
I don't want to be part of...that culture
>You humans and your silly holdups

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167252

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167185
The Snek tail is purple, does that mean Chimera support Apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

Wakey Wakey

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167185
Remove pauldrons and she's golden.

Unrelated but I need to make a series of holst hybrids with other species

[Anonymous No.]

>>34161811
Thats why you keep take a ShogBubblegum and keep chewing when you have someone over. Quivering shog will be too distracted to do anything to scare your guest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167417
would putting a leaf suffice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167401
>Turn down and dodge her attempts to hook you up with her sisters for weeks.
>Finally, she politely informs you that "If you're going to be difficult, drastic measures will have to be taken."
>Not entirely sure what that means, but she lets the topic drop at that. Though for the rest of the night, she only ever looks at you with a purely malevolent smile.
>Later that night, when you're getting into your car to go home, a cloth is abruptly thrust over your face.
>You wake up in a bed, you don't know how long after and you don't know where- mostly due to the blindfold- to the sound of slapping meat, the feeling of warm thighs wrapped around your waist and indescribable pleasure rocking through every fibre of your being as a husky, excited voice breaths in your ear and tries and fails repeatedly to say something intelligible. Before apparently giving up and just locking it's lips over your own.
>Somewhere in what little thinking part of your brain you had left, you knew your sister-in-law was behind this.
>You HAD of course incurred her ire by skillfully dodged her sisters like ya did.
>...But you never saw her aunt coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167772
How would your wife wake up up in the morning, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
Cuddling with me. My head probably sandwiched between her breasts/resting on her neck mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
If she's waking me up, there must be something seriously wrong.
Or she's bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167927
guess you hit the jackpot. Older monsters are wiser as they have lots of life experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
>wake up
>wurm is still wrapped around me
>sleepy dragon noises
>try to get up
>wurm tightens her grip
>angry dragon noises
>wurm doesn't get up until she's good and ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
she wakes up to breakfast in bed at 11am

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
Let sleeping dragons lie. Only the scent of coffee and bacon can lure them from their slumber safely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167185
I like that ex art makes it look like the pauldrons are alive, part of me likes to headcanon that whatever animal thats in control makes the respective part glow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168363
What a nerd! The Underdark is just a bunch of basement-dwellers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
Well my wurmy usually wakes up later than me, so I just wake up her with a kiss. This tends to get me screwed in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165404
>the night of the assassination comes
>your ochimusha convinced you to stay in your room with her, since defending familiar territory should be easier
>usually she's perfectly composed, but something seems off
>the only real preparation she did was killing the lights and setting a few candles around
>she said it should help conceal you and sharpen her senses, but it's more like mood lighting
>suddenly, you hear the doorknob start to turn
>wait... she's coming in through the door? >maybe this assassin isn't as experienced as you thought!
>you've seen your ochimusha while she trains, she'll be able to cross the room in an instant and cut down the intruder the moment she steps in...?
>the kunoichi is standing in the doorway and bragging about how you'll be defenseless before her love
>and your bodyguard is just standing there and arguing about how she's the only one who can truly love you
>what
>instead of a clash of expert swordplay and ninjutsu, they just run at each other and lock hands to wrestle with each other
>your protector hasn't even reached for her demon silver sword once as they've rolled around on the floor, and the only "ninja tool" the kunoichi has pulled is some sort of pink oil she flung around the room that smells... pretty nice
>eventually the intruder stands up and boldly declares that she will now take your body
>at the same time, your ochimusha gets up and pleads with you that the only way she can win is if she gets strength from your essence
>some part of you knows this whole situation is completely ridiculous, but your head has become more and more clouded, and any rational thought is drowned out as the two dramatically walk towards you, hips swaying in the low light

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167906
It'll do for now but eventually they'll wise up to your tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
I get up early to make her an elaborate breakfast and wake her up when it's all done. She usually isn't good about waking up without food involved, however for a while she was getting up early to watch me cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166114
The best I can do is a few pretty short greentexts I've posted in the thread, atleast they were intended to be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167927
Is there anything more frightening than being asked to come to a family get-together by your brother and his monster wife? Especially when she's constantly trying to set you up with her sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166114
This one is from KC's site, I have translated it a few years ago
https://pastebin.com/cTtCYziz

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168107
>>34168442
>wurms are late risers
Do wurms ever get up early? Does work completely understand if you're trapped in the coils 2 hours after you were supposed to be there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168804
Yeah , they understand due to the fact if they don't sleep how they like, lets just say they get a bit cranky and the city wouldn't like a cranky wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168915
>green wurms keep husband at home in the coils while sleeping
>greenworms just ride on husband's back while asleep as he goes to work
Still unsure how people could mix these up, they're completely different!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168790
Oh wow, guess it's true what they say about pastebin going full retardation. What does it make any difference if the 'offensive' content can still sit in their servers as a private content so anybody can just ctrl c ctrl v it anywhere they wanted? Anyway I tried to change some typos and stuff and now it's set to private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169047
It sure does seem like a random stance to take, there must have been some legal action that caused them to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165796
You would either get drafted into Eros military or get "dealt with" for stepping on cupid turf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167185
I like the idea, but I don’t know if I could handle a quadpolar monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156969
Dragon flavour: Jabberwock vs Ryu
Undead flavour: Vampire vs Pharaoh
Fluffy flavour: Twin Baphs.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna play a strategy game about a adorable evil fascist human loli dictator embarking on a campaign of conquest, starting with conquering the various human factions because she feels that trying to destroy the monsters is senseless without first uniting humanity, something her father failed to do because he made the mistake of being a man of peace. What ultimately convinced her that humans cannot be trusted and that peace can only be achieved under an iron fist is when she killed her father with her own hands when she found secret letters he had been receiving from a estate in Demon Lord territory and the writer of those letters was her mother who she was told was dead, not monsterized. She considers that estate to be her top priority target when it is time to invade which brings her motives into question because it is located so deep in Demon Lord's territory. It's as if her real reason to amass such an army is to kill her mother, not to create a better future for mankind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34159328
Old School Baphs who fight with farm instruments can´t even hold a candle to New Generation Baphs who can cast Yo-Head-B-Gone from a wheat field away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169190
>mamono prays to Eros to send her a cupid to make the boy she crushes on notice her
>suddenly a harpy descends on her, holding the agent of Eros in her talons
>/k/omando in tacticool gear with an autisticly modified rifle
>his havaii shirt has a heart pattern on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164604
I like how you receive protection if you get a protective momster. I'd feel much more secure in MGE if I had a momster who was protecting me from the dangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169303
She's a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164604
>adopted by a momster.
It's really weird when they try to do this to a 30+ year old anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163485
Zombie girl hordes are a thing I rarely hear about for some reason. A town could choose a man to use as a sacrifice to stop the incoming horde from reaching the town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169465
anon your succubus mommy is like 100 years old its fine

[Anonymous No.]

I do wonder if ELH reads the stuff on fanfiction.net?
I only bring this up seeing as Ilassa is now in that one dark souls crossover
probably not the SAME Ilassa but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169502
I own a house and pay taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169475
How do they pick? Random choice? Orphans only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169512
>that one dark souls crossover
please don't bring up that garbage in this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169513
And mommy is really proud of You!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169513
And your succubus mommy can take care of all that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169512
>>34169552
Not him, but there's a handful, so I don't know which one he's talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169407
>/k/ommando and the mamono are walking to her crush's home
>she's gushing about the cute guy she likes, talking about what he looks like, what she hopes they'll do together, etc.
>meanwhile, the /k/upid is zoned out and just checking his gear
>they reach the target location
>she turns to him to ask what his plan is
>before she can ask he just yells "BREACHING!", kicks the door open, shoves her in, and tosses an aphrodisiac smoke grenade through the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169573
I don't care, it has dark souls in it, that's just as bad as warhammer. Maybe worse, since the latter at least could have some crack fics because of le memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169560
>>34169570
That's not a mom, that's a sugar momma

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169573
Either the knight or the slave, as far as MGE/soulsborne storiesgo those the only ones that regularly update.
Both are trash though, for simmilar reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167971
If my daughters aren't running into our bedroom and jumping on our bed to wake us up, then I'm sure she would wake me up with a light tap with her tail or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169465
My personal favorite adoption scenario is being adopted as a newborn by a single/widowed Hellhound who feels that her new litter should have a brother since they don't have a father around and since the kids are all newborns the daughters accept their brother as being part of the litter.

>ywn be accepted as a honorary member of a Hellhound litter

>>34169538
A guy without any known living relatives would be the logical choice. Silliest thing to do would be is to pick newborn orphan whose single mother died at childbirth. Leaving a baby for the zombie girl horde to find would provide the child with a collective of momsters who mindlessly focus entirely on being mothers to him.

[Anonymous No.]

You ARE taking her to the botanical garden to see the blooming flowers, right? It is spring after all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169726
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169636
nothing wrong with having mommy spoil you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169692
Mindless zombie girls make good moms if they are only taking care of one child. They become worthless if their attention is divided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169771
Only if they all wight at the same time, imagine the haughty ohohohoho-s if one wights while the others are stuck zombies, as well as the hardcore zombie constant pounding by the jealous others

[Anonymous No.]

Never cum inside a monster's pussy. They hate it.
Pull out and jizz in some toilet paper to flush down the toilet. Yeah, that's definitely what'll make them happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169888
What about cumming in the butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169813
I would imagine the wights would be obsessed with evolving their zombie sisters because of the bond they had as a horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169726
The botanical garden nearest to me has an Alligator in a pool. I'm not shitting you, it really does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169813
You aren't making sense. I'll go part by part:

First make it sound like the problem is solved and the horse can look after more than one child if they all turn into Wights which doesn't make sense because the horde can together can take of one while Wight can take care of another by herself.

The second part of your post seems to be basically what I just said about some but all of them transforming which makes defeats the purpose of the first part.

The last part doesn't make sense at all. I'd assume "hardcore zombie pounding" means jamming it in but then you say "by the jealous others" which implies it's the zombies that are doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169726
Botanical gardens? We have flower at home!

[Anonymous No.]

You know how hellhounds, amazons, and a few other girls think men are fragile and weak, right? When they catch a male during their husband hunts, do you think they're got more of a "Ha! I caught one!" or more of a "I got you, you're safe now." attitude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170130
They'll autistically try to say both because they're so excited that it's finally happening. In some cases, you'll hear "MOM GET THE CAMERA IT'S HAPPENING!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170130
Depends on whether you try to fight back or just piss yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170130
"Please have mercy" because they ran into a knight or adventurer that beat them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170172
>get caught by a hellhound
<Ha I got caught, You're safe one now.
>what?
>spaghetti falls out of her pockets
>she runs away sobbing in shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170203
Anon... don't trust those dreams you've been having, the extremists have resorted to using Nightmares to fool knights into doing something stupid. Don't tell me you're charging in to an Amazoness village or Hellhound fortress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170230
>get caught by hellhound again
"Don't worry, you are safe in my ar-"
>bites tongue
>blank stare into her eyes as she tears up
She's going to need to hire a rape coach, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167927
It seems like I hit the jackpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170402
I'm going to cum on those freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164452
I've thought about writing a story where a monster's husband bumps into a wizard gets turned into a cat and she has to turn him back. Kind of like that Samurai Jack episode where he gets turned into a frog

[Anonymous No.]

It's been nearly a month since I've started dreaming about this group of Runya girls every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170235
See, I'm going to do that, but with the twist of yelling
>"The first one to pin me down for 30 consecutive seconds gets a husband!"
I wonder what will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167927
Auntsters/momsters are the best anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170496
Coincidentally, that's the rules for the majority of mamono wrestling matches, so you're probably going to get powerbombed from out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164471
It's cute that you can tell the artist formatted the English text the way you would format Japanese yet still made it readable

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170526
>CC hellhound
how is this even possible, she must be hella autistic

[Anonymous No.]

Are Trolls the best girls for cum slathering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170203
This is why Amazons don't let nerdy apprentice witch doctors come on hunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170576
It's not her fault all the younger hellhounds are faster during hunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170130
I think they may be excited about it initially, but they would go full lovey dovey wife mode after sensing the fear in their freshly caught husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Does smugness have a postive correlation with muscle mass for monster girls? Am I going to have a hard time trying to tell a buffcubus that I think she's cute because of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170756
>you're safe now anon
>...from others that is
>now put those legs behind your head little man, it's amazon time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34164671
Axem is still around. His twitter is @DaAxem

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170593
We had Trolls in so many scenarios already that it seems they are the best for anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170593
I'd say that's Dark Priests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168666
>Night is so hectic the ochi wakes up wearing the kunoichis mask
I wonder if monsters ever realize how silly they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170786
I prefer when they are proud of their muscles but not smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165592
>>34165792
Give the apophis a mortar to keep the fun going. Start an arms race in the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170786
>>34171223
I prefer petite, dainty, elegant girls who are smug about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170756
I like this. Loving dommes encouraging submission is top-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170756
>>34171295
Absolute peak taste.
>Being kabedon'd threateningly by a huge mamono who leans in whispers that she's going to take such good care of you
Instant boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171287
Smug about what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171356
How graceful, slender, and beautiful they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171348
>picked up by a big strong oni who chased you down
>she's breathing heavily, heart pupils inbound
>you've heard tales of the legendary oni rape
>whispers "it's ok now honey" in your ear
>carries you to the bathhouse and lovingly sets you down
>starts to scrub you down
>says how glad she is to have such a cute dainty husband
>carries you off to her bed for passionate amazon and power bottom sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170526
My favorite are monsterized CC auntsters who believed that monsterizing themselves would finally get them a man but even that didn't work because they are that unlucky with men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171443
Similar as it is to the Amazon, can't forget the Reverse Mating Press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171445
Those pour auntsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171445
>auntster can't find a man, even as a monster
>getting upset
>starts to wonder how her sister managed to find someone even without monsterizing
>wishes she had a kid that was nice like Anon
>ahh yes, Anon, the little boy she used to take care of
>she hasn't seen him all that much now that he's grown
>she remembers one time how silly little boy Anon popped a boner when he saw her in a swimsuit
>heat between her legs as she looks through photos of Anon
>starts to think that maybe Anon would accept an old hag like her
>starts circling the next time he's going to visit with a red marker on the calendar
>starts writing up countless smut scenarios, so she isn't ill prepared for when the time comes
>Anon is in for it when that day comes

[Anonymous No.]

I like horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171560
>starts circling the next time he's going to visit with a red marker on the calendar
But typical anon is a recluse who doesn't maintain contact with family beyond his parents, something doesn't add up here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171615
Mommy says no monthy gatcha allowance if he doesn't go out and be a good boy for auntie jinko

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171727
Imagine a Rata finding out just how much you like cunny.
Imagine her trying to work up the courage to act on it.
Imagine smelling cunny juice in your bed regularly after leaving your room.
Imagine finding closeup photos of a nice, smooth cunny suddenly saved to your computer, labeled "For anon".
Imagine walking in on her masturbating on your bed, mofu swaying in the air as her tiny ass rocks back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171615
Most men would humour their older relatives if they asked them to visit and besides anon's mom could nag him into going over to help his auntie move some furniture. If anon has reservations about why his troll aunt would need a human's help moving furniture then plan C is put into play. Plan C involves having one of anon's favourite foods done cooking ready for lunch when he shows up to her house. By the time he's done eating and realizes the smell was meant to distract him it'll be too late and the aphrodisiacs will start to kick in.

To be fair I think any single monster gunning for a man while on friendly terms with his mom is going to get him sooner rather than later. Whether that monster be a family friend, single female relative, or old childhood friend/schoolmate of anon. If your mom decides a monster is a good match then that's an entire arsenal available to that mamano that no other monster has access to

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171795
Are most people really that close to their family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171859
In America family doesn't mean anything but in other parts of the world there are certain bonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171560
>little does she know
>anon never forgot the sight of his auntie in a swimsuit
>in his deepest fantasies, it's him with his aunt
>flicks through family photos, noting she only got more beautiful as she aged
>pops a half boner just thinking about his auntie
>raging boner when he realises that she's an even sexier mamono now
>subtly asks mom how his aunt is doing and whether she's found a man yet
>heart pounds when he finds out that he gets to visit auntie soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171859
Even if you aren't it's just common courtesy and manners isn't it. Also in a world with mamano I like to think that family bonds would be stronger in general, even if they're just normal family members and it isn't an incest situation. Feels strange having to clarify that last part but you know where we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171859
It really surprises me that people in other parts of the world are not

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171445
I imagine it would be even worse for a monsterized Kiki CC auntster. She has the added frustration of being without a master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171348
>>34171443
>kneeling in the dirt after being defeated in combat by a demon swordsman
>rather than finish the job with the silver sword at your throat and carrying you off right there, she leans down and tells you how cute you look, how she wants to see your face contort in pleasure, and what your life together will look like
>Then you watch confused as she lowers sword, calls you a good boy, and the saunters off
>you’re sitting by the fire later that night horny and confused when she pops back into existence next to you
>you can’t even draw your sword before her hands are on your face and you’re lost in her eyes
>tells you that she can’t stop thinking about kissing you and asks if she might have a taste all the while her hands are caressing your face
>you feel so nice and safe under her charm that you agree and she gives you a nice passionate kiss without tongue before giving you a final caress, calling you a good boy, and popping out of existence
>your dreams that night are filled with her
>wake up alone to a plate of hot breakfast mysteriously next to you with a heart-shaped note
>one time she pops in nearby only to hold her fingers together in a hear symbol and blow you a magic kiss. When the pink smokey heart washes over you immediately feel warm and happy, but unbearably aroused
>sometimes she just talks. She never loses that smug smile, bedroom eyes, or an opportunity call you a good boy
>this goes on for another three nights with you getting to know who and what she really is, before she finally appears in your tent one night and starts covering you in kisses while she tells you how much she wants you and how she can't wait any longer
>now too horny to say no so she spends the night cuddle-fucking you senseless, touching and kissing you while you heart-pupil at her, and calling you her good boy the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34166272
I like how this is still a gold standard for mg loli writing.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, but younger girls and daughterwives are the best. Older women just can't compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172036
I feel like my jeans are about to rip.
I didn't know I needed this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171788
Nice, ratas are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172066
What if she is a CC auntster of a loli race like Rata? For no particular reason I remember feeling that a Rata auntster would be the best at spoiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172067
Glad you enjoyed it. This is the sort of story I've been wanting to write for my waifu, but I don't think I can do it justice. My other attempts here were less than stellar due to my skill level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171988
I don't really know what "common courtesy" is. I never learned it.

>>34172019
It's normal to be in contact with extended family at all, and to stay in regular contact with immediate family after moving out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172166
Were you raised by wolves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171588
That horse has autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169396
Yeah but if they misspeak it becomes Yo-Hebi-Gone and if the last thing your shirohebi sees is another woman casting a spell before being teleported away she'll go on a warpath. God forbid if she thinks you had something to do with it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167596
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172194
Wolves have strong family bonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172036
>>34172118
Magus, help a brother out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171348
Poor defenseless single farmers are minotaur bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172029
>ring ring
>phone call at anon's house
>mom picks up
>it's your Kiki auntster
>"Hey sis can you bring anon over this weekend?"
>"No Kiki, and stop calling, he has camp this weekend"
>"But sissssss I need to keep him away from those hussies and safe in some warm bedsheets!"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to breed different species for the experiences but I'm not a harlot. Is there a way for a monster to dynamically swap species on the near-fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172194
Or abandoned on a public toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171588
>horsey biped mamano
I'm into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172194
No. As far as I can tell from people I've met IRL, my family situation is relatively normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172066
but anon, lolibabas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172036
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172066
Lolis are superior, but I'm not a big fan of "daughterwives". Just give me some cute JCs who call me "senpai" or "sir".

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171348
Yeah it's good and all but me personally, I would find the biggest, toughest, strongest and scariest looking monster girl. I would then tell her "I want to say something to you, so could you lend me your ear" When she bends down to listen to me, I french her out of the blue as to daze her and carry her back to my home where I'll spoil her rotten, so rotten that she can't get up in the morning without a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172281
Old people have slow personalities because they need to be wise and whatever, while a child is still energetic.
Sorry, that's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171588
dumb hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172036
This is very nice and adorable. I'm going to put this in the back of my mind, might influence some lore I got brewing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172257
If you want daughterus from various species, just marry an Echidna. If banging various monsters is itself the "experience", that's harder, maybe some polymorph potions exist. There's always Mindflayer modifying your memories or Gazer hypnotizing you to think she's a different monster.

[Anonymous No.]

KC was going to quit drawing until he was saved by Umas. Scary to think

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172410
>KC was going to quit drawing
woah what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172257
DIamond Trumparts would likely be down for that. It's stated that the Queen of Hearts has bestowed them the power to actualize their lewd fantasies, so they can basically perform any magical feat so long as it's for the sake of their pleasure. That would include transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172118
>>34172246
Not Magus but if you want to improve your writing skills the best way is read alot of books. And practice of course but that goes without saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172255
>Anon goes to weekend camp
>They have a new last minute addition to the cleaning staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172424
>>34172410
Probably the same reason he privated twitter. He got tired of NTR and other horrible shit everywhere.
>I didn't think I'd get so into Uma Musume. To be honest, there was a time when I wanted to cut off all two-dimensional things, whether it was looking at them or drawing them, so I feel that Uma Musume saved me a lot.
>It's the same reason I don't like NTR, but it's really hard for me to come in contact with two dimensional things that are made up of malice and harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172427
>DIamond Trumparts
yeah I read that as Donald Trump. Going to bed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172499
>so I feel that Uma Musume saved me a lot.
Post the webm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172489
>coworkers complaining
>new staff member is only focused on assisting that anon kid

[Anonymous No.]

How is sex with a pissed off Wurm like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172649
Less messy than sex with a pissed on Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

Help bros my cumsock has mushrooms growing out of it, did I somehow get married and have kids without realizing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172424
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/315020375/#315020375

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/SQeWMDpcfC
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 245. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/VIJO6OIW

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172663
Sigh. dum dum tsh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172649
less lovey-dovey and more crunchy crunchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171949
>Man beats off to memories of his aunt in a swimsuit throughout puberty
Is the opposite of a pent-up CC?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck aunts, I want cute monster nieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172499
I think I can understand. Recently ntr gained too much of a popularity, be it in east or west. I guess this is what happens if the collective coomer conscience had too much of simple boring porn and now is looking for more toxic and stimulating porn to coom to, just like junkies. Hope he fairs well in these recent trying times; guy created a whole world just to spite ntr - I can't even imagine what would it feel like to be him when the whole otaku culture goes down the fetish shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172743
It's not just ntr, he's really just a sensitive guy for better or worse. He doesn't like a lot of things and ntr is only one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172743
>guy created a whole world just to spite ntr

I wouldnt say it was created specifically to spite ntr. It just turns out to be extremely hostile to NTR. Well..... we do have somewhat canon confirmation that human women in MGE actually do ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172743
>>34172784
This isn't just with porn, it's with fiction as a whole by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34156925

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172499
How much HORSE PUSSY are we gonna get once he starts drawing new profiles again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172795
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172795
And they get cursed by Eros, to be never loved by another again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172684
Bullshit, KC has not been noticed by the west and tried to be cancelled, the closest to this was when an ANN released a pseudo-official review roasting the encyclopedia, which didnt got much attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172743
>tfw prior to getting into MGE, cuckquean was one of my biggest kinks
>tfw now not into it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172795
Is this actually true, or just more of the silly "human women bad" trope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172684
>linking to /pol/
>ever
The person trolling him is from hong kong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172826
>Cheating often happens with human couples, but once the monsters get husbands, they never cheat. It is said that they're in half disbelief when they hear about how some human women think nothing of infidelity.

>In the case of human women, they sometimes cheat because they get lonely,

[Anonymous No.]

psst
hey kid
wanna get slimed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172873
>The person trolling him is from hong kong
Oh that's why he privated his tweeter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172867
See >>34172896

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172688
I wish it was me doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172827

The only ones cursed by Eros are those that made an oath to her and cheat. To be frank, I dont know why anyone married with a monstergirl would ever do an oath to Eros, it has zero advantadges and only a potential horrible curse, since monstergirls already love you and sex and married life is great anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172959
Because it was Eros who set you two up in the first place?
>not making an oath of love to your waifu and invoking the goddess of love
that's just poor taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172688
TENGU SPOTTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172688
Cute doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172821
I see this as an absolute win. Come to think of it, Uma has probably best non-porn mentality of mg anime/game that KC can get behind; they are hopeful, filled with overcoming your challenges and stuffs like that, and most importantly their porn is banned - meaning no ntr/rape doujins. I wouldn't be surprised if the next WG actually do contain some kind of centaur racing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172281
>>34172359
Lolibabas do lack some of the cuteness and how the pairing genuinely compliments eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172902
Earlier I brought up the idea of a slime acting as midwife and her hands being the first hands that ever hold the boy but I got told that the kid would drown. Darn. She could wear gloves like shown here but I suppose that would defeat the purpose of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173035
World Guide IV: Equestria

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172867
It's a medieval fantasy world so you can imagine how they would frown on adultery, I'm pretty sure that even the Chief God and the Order who are the main antagonist figures despise that behaviour. Even in our coomerconsumer dystopia where infidelity is being pushed cheating still remains repulsive to most but a vocal minority

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173120
Clop, clop,clop

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173120
Would we get huge booba horses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173120
>>34173150
Can I have a small booba Nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173136
Exactly. It a setting where the Order is a theocracy backed my an actual god who values rigidity and the status quo, I don't see the church putting up with infidelity on either side. Though I'm sure all sins can be forgiven with a suitable donation of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173035
>centaur racing
I want to participate in an arctic sled race, but with a flustered White Horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172688
>sweater demon
aw shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172715
>Fuck aunts
Very poor choice of words

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173254
consider how a niece might be produced

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173206
>Order is a theocracy backed my an actual god who values rigidity and the status quo,
It is shown that Order is actually quite a nice religion and lots of MGs follow Chief Goddess as well

>The Scriptures? Of course I’ve read them properly!
>But I ignore the parts that say you must slay monsters, or never do lewd things!
>There are loads of men and monsters in this city that believe in the Lord, but everyone just ignores those parts, and the scriptures found in this city have all had those parts left out.
>I mean, the rest of the time the Lord is a super nice and warm person, but then suddenly starts saying “Slay the monsters!”, it feels really weird. It’s almost like they’ve become a different person.
>Besides, the part that says you shouldn’t do lewd things is strange too you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172715
>>34173254

[Anonymous No.]

it's fish season

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172902
>>34173065
GOOBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173301
the Virgin Order Chief Goddess Literalist vs the Chad Monster Just Read The Parts You Like

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173346
Sorry ma'm, I was just groping your tits and tighs, didn't mean to wake you up. Please go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173301
>be fruitful and multiply
got it, chief.

[Anonymous No.]

I LIKE ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173150
One can only hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173363
It does imply that the slaying monsters part was tacked on later. This isn't a good example but I guess it's like if Mormonism became popular and melded with mainstream Christianity and later on some followers discovered contradictory info that lead them to discard Mormon practices in favour of older Christian ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173425
I want a centaur that makes the EMG Centaurs looks small.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a big, fat succubus tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173442
yeah well in this case current CG is actually on a campaign against monsters herself so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172204
All horses do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173442
There are also multiple chief gods. I wouldn't be surprised if all the really horrible shit is more from the new chief god that Lilith and her husband defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173227
>going on a race with flustered White Horn
Is it some kind of new form of bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

I AM GONNA POST SAXA IN A NON-SEQUEL THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173519
what's the deal with that sequel stuff anyway? worth checking out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173035
>and most importantly their porn is banned

What?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173489
It does imply that she was a new inexperienced Chief God and she used to power to prevent monsters from having sons when it's possible to have done something even more malicious instead. Also there may be subtle implications that she's being more influenced by mamano mana somehow and I feel if she were truly evil she wouldn't be able to be redeemed and find her own happiness. Which would contradict with everything the DL and series as a whole is about

My view is that one of the previous ones was a bit of a psycho or something else and instituted the cycles of genocide system and the current one just went along with the sending a hero to slay the DL thing until it backfired on her and she didn't know how to deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

>Magus anon fucks his waifu so hard it causes a global weather anomaly

What in the goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173539
they're pretty good rpg maker games with great monster girl art

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173499
>White Horn is minding her own business, tending to a mountain path
>Anon sneaks up behind her and delicately places a harness on her back
>Once he's finished he spurs her on and she races away, startled
>Before she comes to her senses she's at the starting line

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173519
>NON-SEQUEL
I have no idea what you're on about, but the girl is cute, so I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173539
If you like some light femdom and the art style

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173519
Ok bro use your inside voice cmon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173539
The girls are super cute, but the gameplay is as basic as it gets. I'd say even if you don't like the gameplay, it's worth slogging through for the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173120
>>34173120

Would we get muscled bodyguard waifu horses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173558
Once Poseidon stops being a soggy underwater NEET be prepared for the mother of all tsunamis anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173472
Counting the latest EMG centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173555
It's banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173625
Yes. I need beyond Kloah tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173570
I like hakika when he's not doing absolute beef curtains

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173556
>My view is that one of the previous ones was a bit of a psycho or something else and instituted the cycles of genocide system and the current one just went along with the sending a hero to slay the DL thing until it backfired on her and she didn't know how to deal with it

Except the current one showed up herself to kill the DL and reinstate the genocides cycle. Which is the entire reason she has apparently spent the past millenia in heavenly intensive care due the ass kicking she got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173555
theres a whole legal kerfufle where people who do uma porn will legit get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173647

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173555
Real life racing horses cost billons of yen. Owners who gave out license to the game company wouldn't be happy if their horses got defiled.
Actually legally speaking Japanese supreme court had once said horse names and appearances don't count as intellectual properties so the cygames can do whatever the hell they want without giving the horse owners a god damn single thing but we're talking about guys who own billion yen worth of properties here; making them angry wouldn't result anything good for cygames especially since these guys practically have Japanese Racing Association in their back pockes so cygames had put up a policy of "please refrain from making things that could harm the image of real life horses" - that could be translated into "no doujins" in polite Japanese - in fear of angering these horse owners

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173681
Hmm, yeah they're pretty big I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173035
>and most importantly their porn is banned - meaning no ntr/rape doujins
This is an absolute loss overall though. If the cost of no ntr/rape is no doujins at all I'd rather it was just a free for all.

KC should learn to ignore things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173667

It boggles my mind KC of all people, got hooked with a setting where lewds are specifically forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173346
my destiny is to be raped by jungle cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173723
>If the cost of no ntr/rape is no doujins at all I'd rather it was just a free for all.

I agree, it is like if KC suddenly stopped going lewds, because a couple of wierdos did legit MGE gore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173738
>You male, me female. We mate now-

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172326
To my understanding "daughterwife" doesn't necessarily mean daughteru dicking, just that the much younger wife has daughter-like qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173656
>Your greatest ally/asset that you entrusted everything to betrays you and sides who you think is his ancestral enemy and your arch-nemesis
>Get mad over this and also realize you fucked big time
>Do the first thing that comes to mind and try to remove them both from the equation in order to correct your fuckup
>Fail and go cry in your neetcave for a thousand years while sending progressively weaker and weaker heroes to correct your mistake for you
>All of whom ""fail"" for the same reason and in the same way your original one did
Doesn't excuse her trying to uphold the cycle of misery but still you have to feel a bit sympathetic for her. Imagine if it was your first day on the job and you get the most important position so you try to fulfill your obligations the same way everyone before you did. Then all of a sudden something completely inexplicable that's never happened before occurs and your best worker goes over to your rival because of a decision you made that seemed like the best option at the time.
What I'm getting at is she still deserves monsterization

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173780
and a good dickin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172499
I can't stand the people that do this to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173738
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173800
Bingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173753
Pretty much how I imagine the first contact event between MGE mamono and earth humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172036
This is the only acceptable fate for Order paladins.

Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173897
at least half of the posters on /fit/ would alp if that were to happen desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173753
is it any good or should I just waifu the beast-girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173982
What if I just walk up to a Lilim and grab her tit and say they feel nice?
Will she just kill me on the stop or just be impressed I chose death by snu-snu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174011
I'm pretty sure that's acceptable. It's the tail grabbing that gets you in trouble.