Tears in Rain

[Anonymous No.]

You are a human from the human village. One day you come out for a walk in broad daylight. After a while, you start hearing another set of footsteps, just out of sync with yours. It's probably just a fairy, but to be safe you turn around and head back towards home, but the footsteps get closer and louder, and you start running through the list of youkai you know how to deal with in your head. Unfortunately, you run through that list pretty quickly, and you start thinking about the ones you can't handle.

Just as you're getting to some of the really mean ones, Kogasa drops down in front of you, hanging by her knees from a tree-branch. You were so absorbed in thought that you reflexively jump back, and before you can recover yourself, her huge umbrella-tongue gives your face a nice long lick. She giggles, says "Thanks for the meal, mister!", and floats away into the sky, leaving you weak and drained, barely able to get back to your warm house.

You're bedridden for a few days, but the worst part is when you recover and have to face your friends. "So, what's the story?" asks a man who lost his left arm to Rumia. "Yeah, tell us" says the young boy who courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari. There's a hush in the bar, and everyone's listening.

You try to obscure the details, saying you didn't really get a good look at the creature, but nobody's buying it. "You say it was a young girl?" they say. "Well, what did she look like? What's this about a long tongue?" The schoolteacher gives you a knowing smirk, and you have to admit that Kogasa surprised you.

The crowd erupts in laughter. Young children who have to be warned about fairies jeer at you. The man who once tripped over Youmu's phantom half sighs in relief: there will be a new butt of jokes in the village.

[Anonymous No.]

You're slowly becoming bitter. You develop a grudge against that umbrella youkai for making your life miserable. As the mockery worsens with each passing day, your rage gradually builds until it reaches its peak.

You're out for a walk in broad daylight, again. Again, you hear a set of footsteps trailing behind you and a faint giggle from a familiar, yet aggravating voice. You grit your teeth, clenching your fists as you take the same exact route back home.

Unsurprisingly, Kogasa repeats the same exact tactic she used to scare you the first time. Her legs hooked around the branch of a tree, she swings down and lets out a shriek. "Bero bero baa!!" However, in response you just remain standing there, glaring at her.

Recognizing that her plan had failed, Kogasa slowly grew nervous as she remained dangling from the tree, unsure of what to do. However, in the next instant she laid crumpled on the ground, dazed and confused as to what had just transpired. Her cheek bore a deep red mark, likely going to bruise. Feeling your presence looming over her, Kogasa brought her gaze upwards. Her vision was obscured by the tears welling up in her eyes as the pain began to register in her brain.

Before the umbrella youkai had the the opportunity to fully grasp the situation, you brought your fist down against her face again. Your right hook made contact with her left temple, sending shock-waves through her cranium as she let out another scream in pain.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, mister..! P-Please stop!"

Kogasa tucked her head, guarding and obscuring her bruised, crying face behind her arms. She remained sitting there in front of you, quivering and shaking in terror. Minutes pass as you both remained fixed in your positions, the night air growing stagnant as the tension slowly subsided. Assuming she was safe, she lowered her guard and raised her head to take another glance at her assailant. But she lets out another shriek as you grab a clump of her hair, tugging her head upwards as you kneel down and glare directly at her heterochromatic eyes. Her face was streaked with tears, battered and bruised. She was unable to return your gaze, her eyes shut tight out of pure fear.

"Kogasa. That's what they call you, right?"

She nodded weakly in response. Her eyes remained shut tight. She bit her lower lip, balling her hands up into fists against the dirt floor. She expected more physical abuse, more pain, more torment. Yet, it never came. Instead, she was met with something else.

"Kogasa, over the past few days, I've heard stories about you. About who you are, and how you were born. And now I remember."

She was unsure as to what you were getting at, yet she remained sitting there and continued to listen.

"I wasn't originally from here. I came from a distant land, where the cherry blossoms bloomed in the Spring like in Hakugyokurou. I came from a poor family. Everything I owned was, more often than not, secondhand. And I remember for my seventh birthday I was given a hand-me-down, tattered umbrella. It was dingy. It had an ugly shade of purple. The other kids would laugh at me for bringing it to school on rainy days. It was always such a hindrance."

Tears welled up in Kogasa's eyes.

"Kogasa, did you ever wonder why you were born? Wondered what's the point of your existence? Wondered why you're even alive? Do you understand why I threw you away? Do you understand how much of a failure you are? You must have been aware of that fact in the deep recesses of your mind, yet you never wanted to acknowledge it."

Kogasa was sobbing.

"Quit lying to yourself. Quit trying to give your life any meaning when you're aware there is none. You're aware surprising me was just a fluke. You're aware you can't really scare anyone. And did you think you could compensate for your inherent uselessness by leading the life of a youkai?"

Kogasa's audible sniveling and whimpers continued to fill the air. She held up her hands against her face, cradling it as tears poured down into her palms. You learned forward, whispering into her ear.

"Your entire life is a failure and no one ever wanted you. So, isn't it better if you just killed yourself?"

In that instant, you were unable to see the expression on her face but you could easily imagine the overwhelming despair and sorrow her visage held. Standing up, you look down to see the defeated, lifeless figure of what was once Kogasa Tatara. Her arms dangled by her sides. Her eyes were vacant, pointed downwards and looking at nothing in particular. She looked pathetic. Looking to the side, you notice Kogasa's umbrella counterpart resting at the base of the tree. Grabbing it, you toss it in front of her before turning around and resuming your trip back home. With her disappearing out of sight, the tranquil silence of the forest was the only ambiance reaching your ears. Yet suddenly, from a distance behind, you could have sworn to have heard the sound of something snapping.

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>>34013867
You never forgot that day, even after 12 months. Not only because what you did, how you got your revenge on the youkai that humiliated you, but also because of what happened the day after. That is, the day that the rain started.

And never stopped.

Sometimes is heavy, a never ending torrent of tears, other times is lighter, an almost gentle drizzle. But it´s constant and never ending. The clouds never leave. It almost can´t be considered a storm, there´s no wind nor lightning, but there´s almost no sun neither. Just the rain.

The village is in shambles, has been for a while. Not only due to the wooden buildings rotting, unable to handle the constant humidity, and not only due to the famine, any hope of farming crashed in the sunken fields, nor even due to the sickness, bodies weak due to cold and hunger being easy prey to disease. No, its the mood: there´s no one in the streets, no parties no festivals, barely any interaction with other human beings. The lack of sun or moon make day and night barely distinct in the winter, while in the summer, days in which you can see just a peek of sunlight through the grey clouds a short, but thanked occurrence. The souls of the people have become cold and bitter in mimicry of the weather.

It has reached the point that even the youkais are suffering, according to rumors. The vampire´s manor has become a bunker, all windows shut down with cement. The brick structure better suited to withstand the rain, but only up to a point. No one has seen fairies in a while, nature suffering untold damage under the unnatural weather. The kappas, to no one´s surprise, adapted quite nicely, but they´re apparently trying to create an underground cucumber farm in what they call a "submarine". They have even offered to share with the villagers, which they accepted. Like they accepted the additional free medicine coming from the salesgirl, even as she stopped hiding her rabbit ears. There´s no a lot of distrust towards youkais nowadays. There´s just no energy for it. Many would even accept to be eaten nowadays. depression has become just another pandemic, suicide attempts an everyday occurrence. The gloom and sadness has put down the spirit of the people, like fire under the rain.

You´re probably the only exception. another powerful emotion has filled you for a while now: Fear. Fear that you will get caught, that what happened last year will come out to light. Even if you tell yourself day after night that you have nothing to do with it. It´s impossible. How could it be? She was just a lowly trash youkai, an pest and an annoyance, the sort that the Shrine maiden slaughters everyday! All she did was scare people and... summon rain...

You try to calm yourself with whatever liquor you can find, which by this point is meager but at least an oni started sharing her supply recently. You´re about to start to drink yourself to sleep, when you hear the commotion outside. Its the Hakurei shrine maiden, along with a little girl... no, it´s a youkai, she has pink hair and strange red string surrounding her body, connecting a red eye-like orb to her. People say she lives underground, in a youkai city that´s starting to get flooded by the rain. You overhear someone say that she can read minds. As soon as you hear that, you realize what that means, and the second panic grips your heart... the youkai turns and stares at you. And you know she knows.

You start running, before the youkai finish saying "him".

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>>34014010
The Shrine Maiden catches up to you with ease, didn´t even run, just calmy followed you until you tripped in the mud that is now gensokyo. you can´t even see her face, her body betrays no emotion to you... Is this what it feels to be a youkai? You shake the feeling quikly, fear turning to anger. You yell at the Miko; Is she not the protector of humans? is she really gonna believe the word of a youkai over that of a human? And even if he did it, who cares?

"So you´re not sorry, then", Her voice, the voice of a cute teenager, and yet filled with the authority and power of a demigod.

"Of course I´m not sorry! She was a lowly youkai! She sucked as an umbrella, and sucked as a youkai she was meaningless, and a failure and EVERYONE KNEW THAT!"

"I see."

She answers all your questions at once, with a chilling calmness. Slowly removing something from a pocket; a handful of needles. she holds them in her palm, and they slowly move by themselves, pointing at you. "Did you know she was also a blacksmith? She made and fixed these needles for me, you see. And as all things youkai do, they still have a bit of her spirit. And they know what you did."

She takes a stance to trow the needles. "...And I never paid her for the needles, so I feel like I owe her a favor".

She then threw the needles... at the sky. As you stand there confused turns around, gives you one last pitiful look, and flies away. As your trying to understand what just happened. You feel something odd. or rather, the lack of something.

The rain stopped.

You can feel the sun rays in your back, the clouds partying, nothing short of a miracle, and even beyond a miracle, when you see the rainbow. It the most beautiful sight you´ve ever laid eyes upon. you just stare in amazement at the sky, almost crying at the beauty and the release, the end of the nightmare...

And then you hear it, not with you ears, but with your soul:

"bero bero ba!"

And then you saw the needles. Not fast enough of course, with you eyes still adjusting to the sun, but just before they land in your eyes, 5 on each. another 10 land in your tongue when you yell out of pain. the rest just falls all over you as you run for shelter, trying in vain to think over the pain. But now matter how much you run and then crawl, not one needle fails to hit you. The last one hit your jugular, for good measure. As you lay there, bleeding to death, you stare at the open sky, now only a couple of clouds left. You last thought are of those clouds, even if you´re not sure you are actually seeing them considering the needles, but you can´t hel but feel like that cloud looks like and eye, and the rainbow a tongue, staring at you. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34013806
>>34013867
>>34014010
>>34014025
Someone needs to write a continuation of that pasta. It would be about our anon ferried be Komachi and then being sentenced to Hell by Eiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34015513
God I wanna see Eiki Shiki deliver some justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34013806
BAKA! Umbrella is not for the bulli!

[Anonymous No.]

Kogasa finally beat the baddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34016439
Umbrella was BORNED for bulli only

[Anonymous No.]

According to the Touhou wikipedia, Kogasa often likes to stay at the Myouren Temple to scare humans who visit the cemetery. Imagine how much of a dickbag you'd have to be to do that.

Imagine being some human who just lost their father or mother so you go to the cemetery to mourn the dead and then you have this pretentious dickhead scaring you unprovoked just so she can get her laughs. Imagine doing that at the fucking CEMETERY of all places, the place that's meant to be a place where you can grieve the sorry people who lost their lives in peace. The nerve of this shitty ugly umbrella, I swear.

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Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>34022707
Suddenly Reimu throwing needles at Kogasa doesn't seems so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34023055
She throws needles at everyone anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

she deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34022707
I'd like to think Seiga is the one who told her scaring people at the cemetery was a good idea. "Graveyards are supposed to be scary right? You're doing an important job scaring people there, everyone will really love you for it!"

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>>34027128

[Anonymous No.]

>>34022707
Hey. She wouldn't be able to do so normally. If Kogasa spooked me, I'd probably hug her close and play it off as me trying to protect her from the scary ghosts. Denying her the satisfaction of scaring a human. Imagine how quick her demeanor would change.

[Anonymous No.]

10/10 would read again

[Anonymous No.]

How would I be able to stare up at the sky if five needles just landed in each of my eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34013806
Kogasa is not for bullying! I'll rewrite this story to be happy

You are a human from the human village. You have always been somewhat of an outcast, but not on account of you own doing. Your parents always went around spouting crazy ideas about how humans could coexist with youkai. Until one night when they wandered too far afield and were eaten by Rumia. There wasn't much left of their remains, but all that was your parents was interred at the Myouren Temple graveyard.

You resented them for their eccentricity, for you not being able to have a normal life. Children your own age even told jokes that you were a youkai yourself. For a while you lived in your parents home, doing what you could to eat. But one night you returned to find only ashes. You suspected it was a particularly vicious youkai hunter that had often been at odds with your parents. It didn't make sense to you, but as an orphan with no place to live you spent the days begging.

After a while you began to often visit your parents' grave. Afterall, you did love them, byut maybe it was more out of a sense of hopelessness. One evening when solemnly shuffling out of the graveyard, you start hearing another set of footsteps, just out of sync with yours. It's probably just a fairy, but to be safe you begin to pick up the pace a little, but the footsteps get closer and louder, and you start running through the list of youkai you know how to deal with in your head. Unfortunately, you run through that list pretty quickly, and you start thinking about the ones you can't handle.

Just as you're getting to some of the really mean ones, Kogasa drops down in front of you, hanging by her knees from a tree-branch. You were so absorbed in thought that you reflexively jump back, and before you can recover yourself, her huge umbrella-tongue gives your face a nice long lick. She giggles, says "Thanks for the meal, mister!", and floats away into the sky, leaving you weak and drained, barely able to stumble back into the human village.

For days you felt drained, barely able to drag yourself out of your ramshackle hovel to beg. The nicer residents would throw you some food here and there. Just enough to eat. It was funny. Had you been a normal boy with friends, they might have made fun of you for being scared by the blue-haired, young girl holding that ugly umbrella. But for you, it was just an inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34015513
Meeting the soul of Kogasa in Hell!

>>34036773
This isnt happy you made me a beggar orphan wtf. Didnt even get to rape Kogasa

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34036773
Wouldn't Byakuren have had an interest and investment in your parents, and thusly you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34036773
After a while you began visiting Myouren Temple again. You weren't really worried that Kogasa would bother you again, and if another youkai ate you, well you didn't feel like you'd mind very much.

When you arrive, you see a green head and a pair of dog ears sweeping.

"HEY THERE"

you cover your ears. That damn youkai is so loud.

"s-sorry" She said, a little quieter "Byakuren wanted to talk to you"

Your parents and Byakuren had been on good terms, but you had never really spoken with her. You find her easily in the main room of the temple.

"Hello there. You parents and I were good friends you know. It was shame what happened to them, and to your house. People and youkai inflict such suffering onto one another... As a way of upholding our friendship, I'd like to invite you to join the temple as a priest. You'd have a place to stay and meals."

"No thanks" you reply without much thought.

"I see... well at least accept this found" She hands you a nicely wrapped bundle. "I wish you to stay in good health"

You take the food and with bow head out to the graveyard. Your parents would have wanted you to take her offer, but why didn't you? Why do you keep coming here, even? To sit in front of the grave and curse them? To will them back to life? Honestly, it sounded like a good deal. But somehow, you just couldn't accept the handout. Despite you parent's views, it didn't sit right with you, accepting a handout from a youkai. Call it stubborn pride...

You're leaving the temple at dusk, again. Again, you hear a set of footsteps trailing behind you and a faint giggle from a familiar, yet aggravating voice. You grit your teeth, clenching your fists as you take the same exact route back home.

Unsurprisingly, Kogasa repeats the same exact tactic she used to scare you the first time. Her legs hooked around the branch of a tree, she swings down and lets out a shriek. "Bero bero baa!!" However, in response you just remain standing there, glaring at her.

Recognizing that her plan had failed, Kogasa slowly grew nervous as she remained dangling from the tree, unsure of what to do. However, in the next instant she laid crumpled on the ground, dazed and confused as to what had just transpired. Her cheek bore a deep red mark, likely going to bruise. Feeling your presence looming over her, Kogasa brought her gaze upwards. Her vision was obscured by the tears welling up in her eyes as the pain began to register in her brain.

You cock back your fist to hit her again, your frustration from the past weeks ready to unleash itself on the diminutive youkai. Youkai were responsible for you ending up this way, and here this runt has the nerve to fuck with you.

"w-wait mister, please! I'm sorry!" She cried, her voice shrill and breaking.

But rather than feeling satisfaction at getting back at the youkai who scared you so bad, you feel only pity. Looking at the youkai kneeling in the dirt on the path, you ask her

"Why do you wait out here and scare people? It's not nice to scare people already in mourning, you know."

As it registered that you weren't going to hit her again, she slowly lifted her teary eyes.

"W-well humans are the ones that threw me away. Why shouldn't I scare them? What else should I do...I'm useless..."

Her voice became quiet and trailed off. She sat their crestfallen.

"Well now that I know your tricks you won't scare me again, so don't try it."

You told the youkai, perhaps a little too coldly. Stepping around her, you walk past her back to the human village. But Kogasa didn't leave your mind. Having been cast away, and living without a purpose, she reminds you of yourself. The thought stays with you for a long time, still playing back in your mind as you try and fall asleep in your drafty hovel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34037744
It had taken some time, but finally you had begun to crawl up out of the gutter. Through hard work and tenacity you had been able to make some money for yourself. It wasn't much, but you could afford to eat enough and upgrade your falling apart ramshackle hut into something just habitable. People still weren't really acceptive of you, but what did it matter?
It had been a couple of weeks since you had visited you parent's grave, but on a whim you set out again to Myouren Temple.

You do as you had done before, leaving a small offering and slightly less curses this time. You still had not gotten over things, but there wasn't anything to do but move forward. As you left the grounds, you expected to hear Kogasa's footsteps and prepared yourself for her mediocre attempt at scaring you. But it did not come.

"Tch! finally wizened up huh?" You muttered.

Still, you couldn't help but feel a little...disappointed? No, that wasn't it. Why would you be disappointed to not see a youkai?

After a couple days you went back to the temple again. It wasn't out of the same despair that had drove you there at first, but rather it was a pleasant thing to do now. yes, that was it. It wasn't like you had friends, and though visiting the grave reminded you of things, it gave you something to do when not working. It wasn't like your dwelling was comfortable or that you had enough money left to visit a tavern. Maybe that dumb youkai will be around today, you think, but quickly dismiss the thought.

After doing the usual routine, and having a somewhat one sided conversation with Kyouko about music, you leave the temple.

Again, you hear no footsteps but see something just up ahead. Leaning against a tree with her eyes closed is Kogasa, her umbrella shading her. The eye on the umbrella is closed too. You wonder what she is doing taking a nap on the path instead of hiding in ambush like usual.

Sensing your presence, her eyes slowly open. She looks very weak, as if she was starving.

"B-boo..." she croaks out in a quiet voice, her umbrella's mouth opening and the tongue half-heartedly flopping out.

For a moment you are surprised. Did she really mean for that to be scary? But something isn't right. You think about just walking away, after all, what do you care what happens to a youkai. But your eyes won't leave her pitiful figure, and your feet won't move.

"WAAAH!!" you shout, falling backwards into the dirt.

Kogasa's eyes open wide, she is clearly shocked. But then, her mouth breaks into a wide smile.

"T-thank you..." She says quietly.

Her eyes beam at you, and a small tear rolls down her cheek. It looks like a little life has returned to her. But she does not move from where she is sitting. Without really understanding what you are doing or why, you pick her up.

"Where do you live?"

She points in a direction off the path. It makes sense that she would live nearby, since this is where she normally tries to scare people. With her and her umbrella in your arms you set off in that direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34038282
You come into a clearing where a large rough stone protrudes out of the ground. Against it stands a hut, not unlike your own. You walk in through the doorway and to you surprise there is a small blacksmith forge set up. There are numerous tools and metal implements hanging around, and a small bed in the corner. You set Kogasa down on the bed and lean her umbrella on the wall next to her.

"Thank you... I don't really mean to hurt anybody. Scaring people is just how I sustain myself. Though I'm not very good at it... I know I didn't really scare you, but it made me happy that you pretended...I'm sorry..."

Why is she apologizing? You're the one that hit her in the face the last time you met.

"Kogasa..." You started, but she was already asleep.

She looks rather peaceful laying there in bed. Overcome buy a sudden fatigue, you sit down with your back against the wall and fall asleep yourself.

The sound of metal clanging wakes you up. It's dark, except for a few slivers of moonlight filtering through the roof.

"huh Kogasa..."

You look but she isn't in her bed. Her umbrella is missing too. The hut seems empty, but you can't be too sure. Suddenly the thought hits you. You're alone in the middle of the woods. Kogasa isn't the only youkai that lives here. You think of Rumia and the fate of your parents, a chill running down your spine.

"Hey Kogasa! This isn't funny, you shitty youkai! and after all the trouble I went to--"

You sense something behind you.

"BERO BERO BA!"

You feel something wet and rough slide across your face.

"UWAAAA!!" You shout and fly backwards, slamming your leg into something hard.

"You damned Youkai!!! After I went out of my way to help you, this is how you repay me!"

Kogasa stands over you, a beam of moonlight falling on her face. She sticks her tongue out, and the umbrella does too.

"Sorry mister! I did tell you that I sustain myself by scaring humans. But thanks to you I feel all better now!"

She smiles, wider than she had before, and even in the dim light you can see that all her energy has returned to her. Man, this youkai is actually pretty cute...

No no no no. It's not time to be thinking things like that, especially about a youkai. You realize how stupid you are. Now you are out in the woods, without foot, and without a hurt leg. Sensing your fright Kogasa starts talking,

"Dontcha worry mister. Other youkai won't come here. And look, I got you some berries from the woods around her." She thrust a sack of berries into your hands. "You can stay here till mornin'. It'd be a bad idea to leave now, the woods can be scary at night ahahahaha. Oh and don't worry, I won't eatcha!"

While you were a little mad that she had scared you like that, but she was right. It's not like you could just leave now. Kogasa sat back down on the side of her bed, swinging her legs.

"Y'know this is the first time a human has been here. This is pretty excitin'"

"Don't go thinking you and I are friends. I just felt a little bad for you is all, laying on the side of the road half dead." You responded curtly.

She frowned a little at that, but didn't say anything else. You eat some of the berries she had given you, and then promptly fell back asleep.

You slowly awoke to sunlight filtering into the room. Hearing footfalls outside you looked to the door.

"Kogasa..?"

You looked to her bed but Kogasa was there sleeping. In a moment of panic you turned back around, only to see a flash of white and feel a cold steel blade against your neck.

"Don't move, human. What are you doing to Kogasa." the voice demanded.

"K-k-kogasa...I thought other youkai wouldn't come here!"

"Youmu! It's okay don't worry!" Kogasa had woken up. "That human is my friend"

"I see." Youmu Kanpaku sheathed her sword. "Kogasa and a human huh. That is surprising, but I am glad that you have found a friend."

"We're no--" You think of protesting but thought better of it.

"You can leave you swords by the door Youmu, I will have them sharpened in a couple days"

With a bow the half-phantom left. Kogasa told me that she often did blacksmith work for Youkai and some others around Gensokyo, even doing work for the Miko of Hakurei Shrine.

"I thought you said that you were useless?"

Kogasa blushed. "I-i'm not very good. I just help some people out sometimes is all. My true calling is scaring humans!" She nodded twice vigorously as if convincing herself.

That was surprising to you. To think that this is what that clumsy umbrella was doing when she wasn't lurking around the roads trying to scare people.

After talking with Kogasa a little more (for you with no friends the contact was nice, though you are loathe to admit it, she being a youkai) you thanked her and headed back to the human village.

"Bye mister!!" She waved energetically from the doorway.

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>>34037744
>You told the youkai, perhaps a little too coldly. Stepping around her, you walk past her back to the human village. But Kogasa didn't leave your mind. Having been cast away, and living without a purpose, she reminds you of yourself. The thought stays with you for a long time, still playing back in your mind as you try and fall asleep in your drafty hovel.
You know, this part reminds me a lot of why I like Kogasa. She's this eternal underdog who's been roughed up, abandoned, and she still remains cheery. Thanks for this anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34038944
May Youmu's blade protect the two dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34038944
Coming back into town, you couldn't stop thinking about the previous night. Kogasa was actually cheery and thoughtful, so why did she seem so depressed behind that? Did she really think herself to be useless? If the phantom youkai trusted her with her swords she must be pretty talented. Suddenly you bumped into something.

"Eh? what where yer going runt." a voice snarled. "Oh wut's this? If it isn't the son of those two youkai lovers? off playing in the woods with dem like yer parents did? They got wut dey deserveddd."

The man was tall and had a scar across his face that had robbed him of one eye. He was a youkai hunter, and you recognized him. He was the one who had burned down your parents house. His own family had been eaten by youkai, and now he was a bitter drunk. Among even youkai hunters he was known for his hatred of youkai, and for being cruel.

"So what if I was..." You ball your fist in anger. "You're just an old bastard who has nothing left but to drown himself in drink."

"Fucker!!"

He kicks you hard in the chest and you fall to the ground. With a couple more swift kicks he spits

"Do well to remember this, boy...Ain't nobody lookin out for yer ass. Least of all the no good son of them that think humans can get along with youkai."

With a malicious glint in his eye that seemed to show that his need for amusement had been satisfied for the night, he sauntered off.

As you lay there recovering you thought back to what he said. He was scum, but was it really okay? A youkai killed your parents. Sure, their eccentricity meant that you were seen as something of an outcast, and even now most won't help you, seeing you as a bad omen. But still, they had given you a good life. And now they were gone for good. Was it really okay for you get friendly with a youkai? It's not like you loved youkai, in fact, you definitely hated them. But Kogasa...Kogasa wasn't a killer. Her pranks were really harmless, and her situation honestly reminded you of your own. Maybe...

Your ribs still hurt. It had been several days since that bastard had beat you up, but doing labor each day wasn't helping them heal. It's not like you could just lay in bed. You had the feeling that the pity which led to you getting a job in the first place was a fickle thing.

You look around you hut. It certainly was improved from what it was, but you had a long way to go. I mean, even your only piece of cookware was almost useless. A battered old pan with a hole in the bottom so it couldn't hold liquids. Well, you did find out that Kogasa was a blacksmith and it has been a few days since you saw her...but its definitely not that you want to see her. You just need your pan fixed and she owes you for scaring you. Yes, that's it.

You figured you could find her on the village-Myouren temple road where she normally tries to scare people. Sure enough you after a while you hear those same footsteps.

"Bero bero BAAAH!!"

Kogasa jumped out from behind a tree bearing her sharp canines and wiggling her fingers at you. Her umbrella's tongue wagged out, trying to lick your face. You looked at her, not scared in the slightest. But since she looked like she might burst into tears you decided to play along.

"aaaaah" you said, somewhat half heartedly.

But still, she smiled. "H-hey I know you're faking it!"

"Then you should try being more scary and less adorable"

"A-adorable?!" She was taken aback, trying to hide her reddened cheeks. "Who are you calling adorable? I'm a scary youkai y'know. I'll eat you!!" She opened her mouth to show her teeth again. "Graaaah!"

"It's not that you're not scary. You just need to be more creative to surprise people, like that night at your house. When you do the same thing every time of course it's not going to surprise me."

"O-oh I guess you're right..." She fidgeted with her skirt, clearly embarrassed.

"Well anyway Kogasa, I have this pan I need fixed. Could you fix it for me? I'll let you scare me.

"Sure!" Her face lit up, beaming like a child's.

Back at her house, she got her forge going.

"Do you want some sake? I got it in exchange for fixing an oni's chains, even though I don't really like drinking."

Since you can never afford sake at the village, you gladly obliged. Kogasa got to work diligently working the bellows and getting the fires going. She set to work banging out the dents and patching the holes. You had seen blacksmiths work in the village, but those were grown men. Kogasa was no larger than a young human girl. Yet she deftly wielded a hammer that seemed too heavy for her. Really, she was quite adept.

When she was done she showed you her work. The pan was good as new. She even replaced the rotted wooden handle with a nice metal one.

"Wow! There's nothing I can't cook with this now. Thank you!"

You were beaming beside yourself, or perhaps the sake was getting with you. Yes, it definitely was. And against your better judgement you insisted that Kogasa share a drink with you.

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>>34040671
"Eeeh?? Just what are you trying to get me to do?"

"Oh shut up, you may look like a little girl but I know you're more than old enough to drink! This is in thanks for you doing such a good job."

"but it's my sake, besides, I told ya that I don't drink, I only have this because an oni--"

"Oh come on!" What are you even doing? Getting friendly like this with a youkai. You hate youkai remember? "Friends drink together. You said we're friends right?"

It's not like you really want to be friends with this youkai. It's just that you never drink and you are caught up in the moment.

"Alright alright fine mister just one cup."

Kogasa was blushing and smiling beside herself, though she tried to hide it. Not that you really noticed, being drunk. She poured some sake into an ornate metal cup that it seemed like she had made herself.

"Kanpai!!!" You both touch cups together and drink.

It seems like Kogasa is a lightweight after all. After just the one cup she already seems tipsy. She confirmed it by pouring up another cup and drinking it. You both carry on like that for a while, drinking together cheerily. It almost...it almost really felt like having a friend. If only she was a human and not a youkai...

"Hey hey hey, play with with me"

Kogasa put her hands right in front of you, and leans in so her face is right in front of yours.

"Eh??" you lean back slightly, embarassed. "W-what do you mean play with you?"

"Y'know a game!" She leans closer.

Your face began to feel hot. "W-what kind of game." You may have needs but Kogasa looks like a little girl and is a youkai. What are you doing?? Idiot!

"W-who wants to do pointless things like that?" You say, turning your head to the side.

"Pointless?" She thrusts her cup into your face "Do you know what makes this cup beautiful? It's not that it can hold sake, but it's the useless parts" She pointed to the little designs on the sides that looked conspicuously like umbrellas "It's the same with life. It's the useless and pointless thinks that make it beautiful. And youkai aren't made up of power and hunger, it's the useless and pointless thinks that make the youkai...it's the...it's the" She stopped, and her eyes welled up with tears. "Waaaaah!! I'm useless!" She began to cry.

So she was one of those drunks. "Fine! I'll play with you."

As soon as the tears came they stopped. "Really?? Well then let's play hide and seek. That way I can scare you." She crossed her arms with a self-satisfied face.

"You know if you tell me you're going to scare me i'm way less likely to be scared."

"S-shut up!!" She was embarrassed again.

Outside it was approaching sunset, but Kogasa did say youkai don't come around here, unless they are seeking her services. What the hell? this is what people do when they get drunk, right?

"Count to 100 and then come find me! And no cheating"

Kogasa ran off into the trees giggling with her umbrella trailing behind her, tongue hanging out rather stupidly.

It had been nearly 30 minutes since you had set out looking for her. Jeez how far did she go? Her blue clothes and hair and purple umbrella should be make her the easiest thing in the world to spot, but you hadn't seen hide nor hair.

"Hey Kogasa, I know I said to be more creative when scaring people but don't you think this is too much?"

Silence.

Damn, it was getting dark. A slight bit of nervousness entered your mind. The drink was wearing off. What if other youkai came around? She said it'd be safe, but why should you trust a youkai.

You hear something rustle behind you. You wheel around but there is nothing.

Above you.

You look up to see a circular silhouette falling fast towards your head.

"Kyaaah!" you try and lift your arms up to defend.

A small pair of legs wrap themselves around your neck and something soft presses into your face. You fall back in surprise and opening your eyes you see a pair of blue and red heterochromatic eyes staring into yours.

"Wahahahah!!!" Kogasa sits back onto your chest.

"Betcha never saw an aerial assault coming huh!! Who knew umbrellas actually make good parachutes! hahahaha!" Kogasa laughed almost maniacally.

"D-d-damned YOUKAI!!!" and stood up pushing her off. Realizing what had just been against your face your cheeks grew hot. "Stupid Kogasa!! What do you think you're doing making me walk all over Gensokyo!"

She looked up at you from the ground, still smiling. "But I surprised you didn't I?"

The innocence of her smiling face disarmed you. There wasn't a hint of the sadness that you had caught sight of at times before. You laughed,

"Yeah, you did"

She stood up and with a hand on her hip, held a clenched fist up.

"Yosha~!"

"Alright that was payment for fixing my pan and the sake. It's almost dark, let's go back now."

As you start to turn back, the woods seem to grow darker. Far darker than they should be, giving that it's still twilight. Suddenly you feel chilled to your bones.

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>>34041076
"Keheheheh" A menacing laugh came from everywhere.

It was the voice of a young girl, but it filled you to the core with dread.

"I know that scent...Yes it reminds me of a very filling meal I had not long ago"

Out of the darkness flutters a black skirt. Her read eyes glow. It's dark, very dark, but somehow you can still see her blonde hair and red bow. Rumia!

"You bitch!" Anger and terror well in your breast. This is the youkai that ate your parents. You reach down and pick up a stick, assuming a defensive posture.

"Oh what's this? how cute. You have that little ugly umbrella with you. Are you friends?"

"Shut up!" you cry, raising the stick. Really, what are you doing? Why are you defending a youkai. You should run. Every fiber of your being wants to run. But you don't. Have you really become friends with Kogasa? You, who has never had a friend, and whose parents died by the youkai in front of you, have become friends with a youkai?

"You can't!" Kogasa cries and steps forward. Holding up her umbrella, she prepares an attack.

But fast, faster than you could see, Rumia darts forward and sends Kogasa flying into the darkness. You swing the stick but Rumia is not there anymore. It is so dark you can't see anything. You fall back. Suddenly Rumia is straddling your chest. You can only hold your mouth agape. She slashes at your chest, ripping the skin and causing you to scream.

"It's good to terrorize them. It helps the meat."

Her eyes are wide and pupils mere slits. She looks like a beast, though her body is that of a girl. Her teeth have became fangs which drip with saliva, and her nails are red claws glistening in your blood

"But it's not enough"

With a swift movement she shears your arm off and holds it up, drinking the blood flowing from it. The pain sears white hot, and its a wonder you aren't passing out.

"It's not nearly enough"

She opens her claws and prepares another attack.

"STOOOOOP!!"

A beam of light dispels the darkness, slamming into Rumia and knocking her off you. Kogasa steps forward, holding aloft her umbrella. She fires another beam which blows apart a tree trunk.

"I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY FRIEND"

With tears in her eyes Kogasa fires bullets into the gloom, but they only hit foliage.

"You useless umbrella. What do you think you're doing? Not only do you not eat humans, but here you are defending one as a friend? It makes me sick. This is why you are such a weak Youkai. Yes, I know. You came to Gensokyo after being thrown away by humans. Yet here you are ready to throw your life away to defend one."

Rumia shot out from the dark and slashed at Kogasa, tearing into her side and ripping her umbrella.

"You're pathetic."

"Y-you're right." Kogasa said in pain. "Humans did throw me away. I couldn't fulfill my purpose. I wanted to get back at them, that's why I scare them. But I won't hurt them. Or else I'll end up like you, a lonely and blood thirsty monster who other youkai won't even approach!"

"Tch! useless talk!" Rumia slashed at Kogasa again.

"If you abandoned that pointless sentiment maybe you would have a chance of beating me. Go ahead. Eat that human there. Let's his terror fill you. Then you will get a taste of power."

"I won't!" Kogasa cried. "I may be useless, but he is my first friend. There may be no point to any of it, but that is what makes life beautiful. Ever since I met him I've been happier than I've ever been. Even when I don't scare him, he plays along. He accepts me! And I love him!"

Kogasa redoubled her attack and leap forward, firing bullets. Really? When had you said all of that? She loves you? you were only being nice out of pity. But maybe...

Lying there in your blood, the world was dark and cold. You could barely here anything, but Kogasa's words echoed in your barely conscious mind.

Your whole life you had not had a friend, and once you were alone in the world, you found a kindred spirit in Kogasa. Is that why you kept going back to see her. Looking back, whenever you had been with her you were happy.

Idiot. You really are an idiot. Falling in love with a youkai...

You barely are holding on. Your consciousness is bobbing just at the surface of an ocean of black and you are being pulled down, down, down, down.

As it all fades away you can still see Kogasa blue hair softly waving in the breeze. Her umbrella's tongue hands out, like a dog. Her heterochromatic eyes look up at you, filled with happiness, shining. And that smile...

"If this is it, then i'm glad that I met you Kogasa, please live." You say this, knowing that it was not heard. "I...I..."

You can't hold on anymore. But before you the world goes dark, you think you can hear the voice of a teenage girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to make a doujin about Kogasa being fiercly raped and/or abused by a pissed off human who she annoyed to his limit

[Anonymous No.]

"wow you're really awake"

Huh? Where are you? It's bright in the room, and the futon is soft. Sunlight is filtering in.

"You really almost died you know, and Kogasa would have too, if I hadn't been passing by and heard all the noise she was making"

Kogasa! The previous evens rush back. You sit up. You look at your body and find yourself wrapped in bandages. You're arm is still gone. It hurts, but you ignore it.

"What happened to--"

The girl bids you to be quiet and makes you lay back down. She had brown hair, with two bunches held together on each side by red cloth tubes. A big red bow adorns the top of her head.

"I'm Reimu, the miko of Hakurei shrine."

You were awestruck. So this is her.

"I owe that cute umbrella for always fashioning my needles for me" She held up the long, glinting needles. "she's not normally the type to get in fights, so I couldn't ignore it. When I saw she was fighting Rumia I thought she was pretty stupid. She definitely would have lost, but Rumia's no match for me. I didn't expect to find that she had been defending a human"

"She has been here everyday checking up on you. She usually avoids others, but she has been helping out at the temple as thanks for caring for you. Oh yeah, you're at Myouren temple by the way. I'll go get her and tell her that you're awake."

Reimu stood up to go, but stopped.

"Oh and one more thing." She thrust a box at you. It said "Donations."

"You can leave a donation to Hakurei shrine here, as thanks for saving you" She gave you a big smile.

You only looked at her confused. Once she realized you didn't plan on making a donation she coughed and excused herself.

After awhile she came back, and a blue shape flies through the doorway and leaps on top of you. It was goes Kogasa and she smiled at you, but then looked away.

"Geeze you really scared me"

She played with her skirt for a minute.

"hold on, I have something for you!"

Kogasa left the room and when she came back she was holding something wrapped in cloth.

"I took your measurements while you were asleep."

Unwrapping the cloth, you see that it is a metal arm. Kogasa fixes it to your arm.

"I put magnets in the hand so you can still hold metal things in it."

"You should have put a cannon in it" You laugh wryly "but really, it's amazing."

"You know" She says "I really did feel like I was useless before, but now I realize that it's not about what you can do so long as you have someone that believes in you"

She looks at you, awaiting a response. You can tell that she's blushing and not trying to hide it. She really is cute... "s-stupid youkai! don't go saying pointless things!"

"mean!!" she hits you in the head with her umbrella

"Ow!" you rub your head. "But really, thank you for risking your life for me. I'm glad I met you Kogasa..." Hesitating for a moment you say it "I love you"

She pauses for a second, startled, but then hugs you, burying her head in your chest. "I love you too!!" she says, sobbing.

I took you several more weeks to be fully healed from the fight with Rumia, but in that time you grew much closer to Kogasa, helping out at the temple together. When you went home, you made many trips to her home. And thought most of her scare attempts fall flat, you always play along. Eventually she came with you to the human village. At first the were suspicious, but once they saw her talent as a blacksmith, they at least warmed up to her for trading. Through your combined efforts many saw that she was harmless. People even tolerate her scaring pranks. You think it makes her happy to find acceptance among humans She even tried her hand at baby sitting, but wasn't very good at it. As for you, through hard work and with help from Kogasa's blacksmithing you found acceptance in the village.

They say that when it rains, you might see a man walking the streets of the human village with a blue haired, heterochromatic youkai, covered by a peculiar purple umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041860
I wrote this because I'm sick and bored, but I thought it was fun. If you think it is bad and cheesy, that's okay because it kind of is. But today I took it easy and enjoyed myself on /jp/
>>34041625
Bad anon! Kogasa is for loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041873
Thanks you anon it was very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041980
It's only because Kogasa is so cute. I don't know how any anons could be mean to her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34041873
It was great, good job anon! I was expecting Kogasa abuse but got a nice story, I love how you focused on blacksmith Kogasa, not many fan works about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34042467
I think it's an interesting part of her character. When I pick up drawing again I want to draw her as the blacksmith from Dark Souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34037744
>>34041873
Good job, anon! I thought it was cute but would Kogasa really forgive someone that almost gave her a beating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34042571
I thought so. She's probably used to it, and would be able to forgive it given the circumstance. I was actually going to add a scene where she is apologized to and has a conversation that shows more of her depressive side, but I went out to get food and forgot when I came back :p

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>>34042609
>She's probably used to it
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>34042801
Just look at what anons say about Kogasa on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041873
I loved it in all its cheesiness, anon! I did think at first that Kogasa was going to use Rumia to scare me, maybe make Rumia go into the brush then Kogasa pops out behind you. But I like her protecting the reader. Very good story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34042930
Kogasa wouldn't let you get eaten!

[Anonymous No.]

I love this umbrella

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041873
Been a while since I read some good OC. Here, have a happy Kogasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043454
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...


HERE! BOING!


AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!


I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043528
I'm honestly surprised at how quickly posting that image summoned this pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043505
Thank you anon. Kogasa deserves to be happy

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>>34043528
"Huh? You like me?" Kogasa tilts her head to the side, flashing you a bright smile while giving her umbrella a spin. "Ehehe, I like you too, Anon-kun! We're friends!"

You shake your head and try to explain. Kogasa tilts her head to the other side with a confused look. "More than friends? I don't get it, what's more than friends?" You gesture to a village couple walking hand in hand with their cheerful child.

"Oh! I see." Kogasa takes on a serious expression and leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone. "You want us to kidnap a human child and raise it as a pet together. It'll be tough-" She cuts herself off at your negative facial expression. This girl can't be this naive?

You say it flat out, confessing your feelings. Kogasa's cheeks redden and her eyes go wide, nervously fidgeting with her umbrella. "Ah-h, lovers? You mean, like, you and m-me? Doing *that* sort of thing, together?" She looks around, quietly "awawa"-ing, before finally locking eyes with you with a resolute stare and, with a swallow, purses her lips while closing her eyes and leaning in to you. Your heart flutters as you close your eyes to meet her, pressing your lips to-

A wet, rubbery wall of cold slick bumps greets you, your eyes immediately shoot open and you let out a muffled gasp as the red wet surface presses hard against your face and smothers you. The sudden resistance causes you to stumble back and land your behind on the ground, you look up to see a large red tongue hanging out of Kogasa's umbrella. Kogasa herself has a triumphant grin, bending down with a wink. "Haha! I surprised you, didn’t I! Haha!" She backs up and spins on one leg while you bring yourself to your feet, feeling heat building in your cheeks and ears. As you look around you see chuckling and shaking heads among the villagers watching the sudden spectacle. Maybe it was foolish of you to try to attempt romance with someone not human. It's not like you ever had a chance with regular girls.

"Hey, Anon-kun!" You turn your head and clench your jaw in preparation for more of Kogasa's gloating.

*Chu* A light blue blur rushes up to meet your face and suddenly there is warm softness on your lips, a gentle scent of flowers after a light rain, and after a fleeting eternity the kiss breaks and Kogasa lowers herself off her tip-toes and sticks out her pink tongue. A mischievous twinkle in her eyes. "I surprised you again," she whispers. Before you can find words to respond, she takes your hand and starts walking side by side with you, going nowhere in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043544
It's an infamous image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34042609
Just write it sometime later and tell us where it goes in the story. Reconciliation and mutual healing is always great to have

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043912
This is actually a really cute pasta. Saving this for the next Kogasa thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043986
I will do so after I wake up in a few hours then, just for you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34036773
>>34043912
Holy crap i really liked both stories :)

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is fantastic please keep dicking the youkai

The best way to promote human and youkai relations is to get each one a husband. The sooner each youkai gets a husband the sooner there can be unity

[Anonymous No.]

>>34044404
But Rumia keeps eating all of her husbands...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34044794
Hey, don't blame Rumia. It's not her fault that big and strong onii-chans are so delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041860
Finally the one-armed club gets two members. Get Kogasa to introduce you to all of the big shots in Gensokyo.

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>>34041873
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34045499
If she keeps eating so much she's going to get fat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34046637
Would cannons work on hungry youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041860
>not baby making scene
7/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043528
No way fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043912
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34044300
It is the small things in life that make us happy anon.

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>>34048556
I thought about it, but you’ve gotta be in the mood to write something like that or else it won’t sound right

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>>34043986
Alright anon. Apology to Kogasa: you can imagine this going right after Kogasa scares you for the first time, and after being cold to her, you are silent for a moment and begin speaking:

After what felt like a long time, you could sense that Kogasa was still awake, and had been lying there in sadness. Though you loathe to admit it, it gets to you. After a moment's more hesitation you begin speaking

"Uh, Kogasa"

"huh? what is it?"

By her voice she clearly had not been expecting you to speak to her more.

"I'm sorry"

She didn't say anything. No doubt she was not used to being apologized to, especially by a human.

"for hitting you that is, when we first met."

"You don't have to apologize for that. I deserved it...after all I am pretty useless when it comes to scaring. People used to get wobbly in the knees after a good surprise, but these days it doesn't work so much. Plenty of people get fed up and say and do all kinds of mean things to me. The other day a group of kids even threw rocks at me..."

You could tell she was faking a cheerful voice, but at the end it fell away, revealing that it hurt her more than she let on.

"It was wrong to hit a girl"

"But I'm a youkai"

You glanced over at her. She was sitting up now, but had brought her knees to her chest and buried her head in her arms. It makes you feel pretty bad, so you look away. Why are you saying all this again?

"D-don't get me wrong, I hate youkai. It was the youkai Rumia that killed my parents not long ago. So when you tried to scare me I reacted out of anger, the anger that I had been saving up. I let it out on you just because you're a youkai. But you didn't deserve it. I can tell you wouldn't hurt anybody."

"But what use is a harmless Youkai! I was useless as an umbrella, and i'm useless as a youkai. I'm not powerful, and I can't even get back at humans by surprising them! I should just be thrown in the trash!"

"Is it really that you want to get back at humans? I am human, but you have been kind to me. And you aren't useless. After all you've made all of these things from metal. Most of this is better than anything you'd find in the human village."

You aren't really sure why you are trying so hard to cheer up this youkai, but you keep going.

"And earlier, since you put your mind to it, you actually scared me really bad."

"R-really?"

You can see in your peripheral vision that she lifted her head up.

"Yes, really, I have never been so scared"

That wasn't really true, but you've taken it this far.

"W-well I did put some thought into that" Kogasa says, just a little self-satisfied. "And since I scared you so good, that makes us even. So Kogasa forgives you for hitting her."

After a moment, you hear Kogasa stand up and come over to you. You look up at her, but you can't make out her face in the darkness. Suddenly a small pair of arms wrap themselves around you, and you feel her warmth against you. It feels warmer than anything you've felt since long before *that* day.

"Kogasa will be your friend"

"D-don't get ahead of yourself. Nobody said anything about that..."

You say that, but make no motion to remove her from yourself. Instead you both stay silently like that for several long moments. She let's you go, and returns to her bed.

"Goodnight"

"...goodnight"

Really just what have you gotten yourself into? well, it can't be helped now. It would be too much trouble to set her straight. It's okay to play along, you think.

In her bed Kogasa drifted off the sleep, with a slight smile on her face, a smile unseen prior. Though you were sleeping on the floor, you had become used to hard conditions. Yet somehow, your sleep that night was far deeper and more refreshing than it had been in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34049990
Oh dear, you've made her smug and she refers to herself in third person now. Bad umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34050248
I thought it might be inconsistent to write it like that, but Kogasa seems like she would refer to herself in the third person sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34048556
I do this for you anon. I don't normally write things like this, but here it goes.

It had been some time since you recovered from being attacked by Rumia. With the help of Kogasa's blacksmithing skills, you had been able to build a small house and shop near the human village. It wasn't anything luxurious, but it was comfortable and it was yours.

Kogasa hammers away at the white hot piece of metal on the anvil. The hammer falls rhythmically, and you find it mesmerizing how such a small body could have such strength. She wears a pair of light blue thick overalls when she works, now stained by ash, and keeps her hair out her face with a red cloth tied around her head. You always thought it made her look a little boyish. As she hammers, her heterochromatic eyes shine with concentration from her soot covered face. She always looks a little boyish when she's working. Her body dripped with sweat from the heat, and your eyes can't help but be drawn the her side, where her overalls fall away from her body slightly to reveal that is not wearing a bra (not that she'd need one).

"Looking at something?" Kogasa says to you playfully.

Caught. For someone that most often acted childish, there were times when she was anything but shy.

"pay attention. I need you to bring me those" She points to some tool in a pile of tools, which she expects me to differentiate from.

You have been helping her with her work, and slowly learning about the trade yourself. Though having a one arm at first hindered you, you quickly got used to the prosthetic Kogasa made. You were pretty confident in the very basics.

After several hours, you finish working for the day. The constant labor had made you quite muscular, compared to before. But you don't know how Kogasa never gets tired.

"You're really something you know that Kogasa"

You could see her checks grow red even behind the soot on her face, and she looked down.

"A-are you trying to butter me up for something? I saw you looking at me earlier, p-pervert..."

Kogasa was still as susceptible to praise as ever.

"W-well I'm going to get clean. Don't get any ideas about p-peeping on me or anything!"

Man, she really gets flustered. For the time you've spent with her, you can't say that the thought has never crossed your mind. But Kogasa is your friend, and you've never done anything like that with a girl before. Besides, Kogasa was a youkai? Can youkai even have sex with humans?

You pondered this while tidying up the shop as Kogasa bathed. When she came back, she refused to make eye contact with you. Were you really making such lascivious eyes at her?

In the spring you washed the days grime off yourself. You scars from Rumia still hurt occasionally, but they had healed well. Besides your arm, you had angry, jagged lines of scar tissue running diagonally across your chest. Kogasa...if it wasn't for her you would have died then. Really, you were glad you had met her.

Your life with her had been idyllic. Living and working together, both your lives had improved so much from what they had been. Kogasa... thinking about her made your chest grow tight and your face hot. By now you accepted it, and a smile spread across your face.

You return from the bath, but you don't see Kogasa. Was she trying to scare you again? One thing never changed, and that was that Kogasa always tried to surprise you. More often that not not it failed, but you usually play along to make her happy. At least she could let you you dressed...

Wrapped in just a towel, you walk over to get your clothes from the dresser. But you think you see that something is moving under the covers in your bed. That stupid Kogasa, you bet that's going to wait until you are pulling your pants on, then jump out so you fall over. Really, she's too easy to figure out. You yank back the covers.

"Boo..."

"Waaah!" you jump back.

"d-did I surprise you... I got these from Sanae"

Kogasa was laying on your bed in lingerie. It was light blue and had red lacing decorating it. You stood there mouth agape. You were so surprised that you dropped the towel around your waist.

"K-Kogasa what are you--"

Noticing that you were now totally naked you cover yourself.

"I thought you would like this...I see how you have been looking at me. I want to please you..."

Her face was redder than her left eye, and she couldn't look at you. Seeing her there, embarrassed, and dressed like that you can't help yourself. She's so cute... you take a step forward and touch her thigh.

Is this really about to happen. She winces at your touch, but then puts her hand onto yours. She pulls you down, moving your hand to her cheek, and looks at you. By now she is breathing heavier and she looks at you lustily.

"I-it's my first time...so be gentle okay.."

You reply by kissing her. Kogasa...

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>>34049990
>>34050682
Thanks and bless you for these great Kogasa tales.

>"d-did I surprise you... I got these from Sanae"
Hope Kogasa didn't have to give too much faith and donations over to Moriya for that

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>>34050682
9/10. Not bad

[Anonymous No.]

Just going to post this. I saw it in the waifu collage for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

Just going to post this, I saw it in the waifu collage and I thought it was cute.

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>>34050682
I'm spending my Friday writing erotic fiction on /jp/...

Her lips are soft. At first she shyly kisses you, clearly inexperienced. But after a little she opens up, and suddenly grabs your head and you feel her tongue push itself into your mouth.

*hah* *hah* *hah* In between kissing you both breath heavier and heavier.

Kogasa smells so good its intoxicating. You lift yourself off of her and straddle her on your knees.

"W-why'd you--"

With your one hand you grab her bra and try to take it off, but struggle with the clasp.

"S-sorry this is my first time too you know."

Kogasa grabs your hand and with the other she puts a finger to your lips. She sits up and deftly takes off her bra, throwing it to the side where it gets caught on her umbrella, laying closed against the wall.

At first she reflexively covers her chest, but lets her arms fall to the side, but looks off to the side. Her breasts are small and perky. Seeing her naked like this, you can see that despite her small frame, she actually appears rather fit. You think about making a joke about her nipples not being different colors, but you think better of it. You reach out and touch her. Her breasts are soft, softer than anything you can remember feeling. You squeeze her hard nipple between your fingers.

"ahn" She lets out a soft moan.

It's too much. You push her back down, and with your one hand interlocked with her hand, begin kissing her boobs and sucking on her nipples. Her moans intensify.

"S-stop..." she whimpers

You look up at her

"N-no keep going..."

Her eyes seem to be about to tear up, but are mistakably filled with pleasure. you continue, and with her free hand she grabs your hair. Removing your hand from hers, you trail it down her body. With only one hand, its difficult to stay balanced, but thankfully working has a blacksmith has given you a stroke core.

With you muscles tensed you use your tongue to play with her nipples. You aren't sure if this is really the correct technique, but her moans speak for themselves. You feel her stomach. Her skin his soft, but you can feel a firmness beneath. No doubt her muscles have to be reasonably developed for her to work like she does, but it doesn't show in clothes. At a glance she still has the petite form of a young woman. But you take your time to feel every curve, every muscle, every place of the body that is Kogasa's with your one hand.

You make your way downwards and feel the laced border of her panties. Her legs cross together at first, but after a moment open up, and you slide your hand underneath the cloth. You feel the softness of her pubes before reaching her womanhood. So this is a girls...
It's soft. Softer than her boobs, and wet. As you press your fingers into her she tenses and moans.

This is too much. You can feel yourself growing hard, it feels like you want to burst. You move your fingers instinctively. Kogasa's grip on your hair tightens and she pulls your head back. The look on her face surprises you. She has the face of a youkai before it eats someone. Her pupils are narrow, and her open mouth bears sharpened canines. Her breathing comes so heavy you can almost see the steam.

So this is a youkai in heat. Where before she was a cute girl, now she appears almost predatory. You slip a finger into her, and in a sudden movement she bits her sharp teeth into you neck. It should be painful, but it only increases your pleasure.

"ai wan yu ta hnnnng" It seems like she's trying to speak while biting you.

Releasing you neck she says in a desperate voice

"I-I want you to put a baby in me!"

Can humans and Youkai even have babies? Whatever, this isn't the time.

With your hand you begin to pull her panties off and she helps you. You pause to look down at her. Her pubes are light blue, like her hair. So the carpet really does--

She pulls you down and wraps her legs rightly around you. Whispering in your ear she says

"put it in me"

She is dripping at this point, and you don't even need your hand to guide it. You slide right into her, as far as it can go. Kogasa lets out a loud moan, and you feel her nails dig into your back. Were they always so sharp? In this situation, the pain only adds to the intensity.

You begin to stroke, slowly at first, but speeding up as you find your rhythm. At some point Kogasa bit down on her own arm, her face contorted in pleasure. Seeing her like that only made you passions run wilder, and you began to thrust even hard her.

You're overcome with a wild lust, and in your high passion grab her by the throat. Kogasa...your cute friend. Is it really okay to do this to her? As if sensing this, Kogasa opens her eyes and locks with yours. In her eyes is nothing but the deepest passion for you, and they seem to say

"do whatever you want"

In answer you move her legs onto your shoulders and deeply thrust into her.

"AAAAHN"

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>>34051106
I didn't really mean to go this long, but now Voluptas is writing through me.

You stare into her red and blue eyes, being sucked deeper and deeper into them in the heat of this moment. You kiss her passionately, and she responds ferociously. It is as if you are trying to devour each other. This is hardly the Kogasa you know. But it is Kogasa. Your Kogasa.

You pull your head back and look into her eyes once again.

"Kogasa!" You shout her name between thrusts. "I love you!"

"I lo--" she is forced to pause as she bites her lip and closes her eyes "I love you!" She shouts it, as if declaring it to the heavens.

You are getting close and she is too. In a swift movement she removes her legs from your shoulders and wraps her legs around you once more. But this time her grip feels as if she is trying to snap your spine. Kogasa is strong... Digging her nails into your back she screams

"Cum in me!"

You're at your limit. You thrust as deeply as possible and release. Pleasure arcs through your brain, and your vision even flashes white. Kogasa also finishes too, crying out and arching her back, squeezing you as tightly as possible.

For a long time after you and her laid them, sweating her tired. You think she even drew blood on your back, which she sheepishly apologized for. You think she might be embarrassed that you saw her in that state, but you reassure her that you love her--all of you. She smiles at you. Eventually, you both drift off the sleep, her small hand clasped tightly in yours.

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>>34051287
Was it okay to write about Kogasa like this? I don't know, and I was hesitant to, but all I know is that once I got started I couldn't stop. I did this on account of you, anon who chastised me for not writing a baby making scene.
>>34048556
So I hope you enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34051001
So cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34050734
Well you know how Sanae is. She probably thought it was amusing to help out a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34050682
>>34051106
>>34051287
Making little umbrellas with Kogasa!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you love Kogasa even if she was Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>34052259
Kogasa can be my minecraft girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>34051287
Want to let you know that thanks for the good read friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34051322
Chekov's gun states that every element in the story needs a role in it, and Mr. Youkai hunter only bullied protagonist-kun. Maybe you should write a little after sequel tragedy to balance this new feeling you've stirred up in all of us.

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>>34056955
Aye you’re right anon. I only really used him as a device for the backstory and to make the reader have a few thoughts. But now you got me thinking...

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>>34051322
Hell yeah, that's really good, short but sweet. I like the youkai in heat angle, even Kogasa showing her real nature.

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>>34056955
Alright anon. You know writing stories like this is pretty fun. Here it goes.

You are working in the forge with Kogasa when you notice something peculiar. There is a man standing in the road in front of your shop, just staring. He is tall, and looks somewhat ragged in appearance. A long and tattered brown cloak conceals most of his body, and a large brimmed back hat conceals his face. Yet, you are getting an odd feeling from him, like he is bearing towards you some animosity in particular...


You think that you might go and tell him stop menacing the roadway, when someone enters the shop. It is a youkai. The first thing you notice is the crow sitting on her shoulder. Her red eyes met with yours and she smiles in greeting. The puffy white balls on the tassels of her little hat bounce as she hops over to you. It's Aya Shameimaru.

"click click" She's pointing her camera at you and mimicking the shutter with her mouth.
"Just kidding! it's broken, see?" She thrusts it out at you as if you know how it works.

You have met Aya in your travels. She never hesitates to begin (often unprompted) to tell you about the goings on in Gensokyo, and always asks you if you know of any rumors she could look into.

"Um, Aya. You know we work with metal here right? I don't know anything about technology from outside Gensokyo."

"Aw, but it has metal on it. See? See?!"

"Caw! caw!" The crow was supporting its master.

"Let me see to Aya" Kogasa had finally looked up from what she had been doing. "I can look at it at least"

Kogasa smiled brightly. Ah, she's so cute...

"Say, Aya, with all your comings and goings to happen to know anything of regarding that mysterious man out there?" You inquire.

Aya whips around and peers at him.

"Tch! could you be more conspicuous?!"

"Ah I know him. That man's a youkai hunter. Honestly, he's second rate. But he's violent and tenacious. They say that he takes his time the youkai he overpowers. Even still, he's seen as an old drunk by most, so not many are willing to hire him. Ah, what was his name..."

In an instant you realize why the man put you on edge. You subconsciously place your hand on your ribs.

"That bastard! He's the one that burned my parents' house down and put me on the street! I know he is! And he also gave me a beating that I haven't paid him back for."

You pick up a nearby hammer and tighten your grip. You take a step towards the doorway.

"Stop!!" Kogasa jumps out in front of you, her eyes full of concern. "That man is scary. I've seen him on the road, but I always was too afraid to try and surprise him. You don't need to go over there. He's not doing anything. Please."

"Oh yeah that's right!"

You both look at Aya, who has been thinking this whole time.

"Now I remember his story. I had written an article on it when it happened. That suffered tragedy at Scarlet Devil Mansion."

Aya began her telling of the events.


In the road the man glared at the young man and two youkai talking in the shop across from him. He hated the boy, honestly. It was not that he had done anything, but it was a grudge borne of past events, events that couldn't ever be forgotten. How could he be happy, after what a youkai did to his parents? Yet here he is, having taken one as his lover and always entertaining others. That bastard...he should wipe that smile off his face. He has no idea. The man grits his teeth as his mind wanders back to the past.

Many years prior he was the same age as the boy. And at that time he had a fiance, whom he had know all his life. Her name was Rin. She had two friends, also a couple, who became close friends of his too. They were Shin and Megume.

Not unlike other youths, but perhaps more brazen, the four had been possessed by wanderlust. They ranged far from the human village, and did not fear youkai. Overtime they even became friends with the more amicable ones, and with fairies and other entities of Gensokyo. Through good fortune, they had never encountered any youkai which might threaten their safety. One day, with the red spires of Scarlett Devil Mansion in sight, the four encountered a sight which they had never seen before. Taking cover behind a small rise, they watched the events unfolding on the road.

"Ojou-sama! OJOU-SAMA!" What look to be tall woman with white hair was yelling. She held in her arms a purple-haired young girl, except she had black wings protruding from her back.

"See? This is why I said that we should have gone back already. Oh, Why did I have to be dragged away from my studies!" The one complaining had long purple hair and wore a large purple had. She was leaning on a walking stick and appeared to be quite tired. A red haired youkai with little black wings on her head put a hand on her shoulder.

"Now, now master. You'll be back in your library soon. But should you really be carrying on like this, with the young mistress in that condition..."

"You shut up Koakuma!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34056652
>>34057447
Thanks anons. And thanks to the other anons in the thread who enjoyed it

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>>34057718
"She's right Patchouli" The white haired one snapped "You should know just how dangerous it is for Lady Remilia to be out here in his condition!"

Patchouli grumbled something inaudible and Koakuma kept rubbing her shoulder.

"Hong!" The white-haired woman shouted at the red-haired woman standing beside her. "The umbrella!"

Hong adjusted the umbrella that she was holding. She looked down and to the side, as if she wanted to be removed from the situation, but her face still showed concern.

"You know Sakuya, we did walk alot farther than we planned, but it's hard to argue with the Lady when she get's like that. Still, we're only a couple miles away."

"Ah Lady Remilia, why did you insist on walking in the daytime when it had been that long since you ate!" Sakuya looked defeated. "If only there were a human around."

At that moment Hong's head snapped toward them.

"Shit!" Rin had stuck up her head a little to far.

"Idiot!" Megume slapped her head. "Did they see us??"

Shin spoke in a hushed whisper, "I have heard of them. They live in the Scarlett Devil Mansion. I heard that the Lady of the Mansion eats humans. That must be the purple haired--"

"Hi-ya!" At that moment there was a flash of green and leaping over the embankment with a flourish, the red-haired woman landed in a martial stance behind them.

"Now, what do we have here" The red haired demon was floating in front of them, a fire ball blazing in her hand.

They were totally trapped. Without a word of protest the four allowed themselves to be taken to the roadside.

"Good job Kaokuma" The purple-hat girl said in a haggard voice, looking up from her staff.

"Shut up you lazy mage, you didn't do anything" The red-haired woman snapped at her.

"T-that's not true! I'm the one who summoned Koa-"

"Who are they Hong?" The white-haired woman, who they now saw was dressed as maid, was holding the young girl closely in one arm, the other holding a silver knife defensively.

"Do they mean to harm lady Remilia?" She spoke calmly, but her voice told them that their safety depended on their answer.

"N-no!!" Rin spoke holding her hands out in front of her. "We wouldn't do anything like that! We're from the human village, and we only happened upon you. We were only curious!"

The other three kept silent, thinking that if they all began speaking it would only make things worse.

"You are a long way from the human village." Hong's voice came bluntly from behind them.

"W-well that's true." Rin continued, "but really, we mean you no harm! You said that the girl needs--"

"The young mistress" The maid said, in correcting her.

"T-that the young mistress needs blood. She can have some of mine." Rin pulled down her shirt and exposed her neck.

The maid narrowed her eyes. "We would have taken your blood anyway, but it makes it easier if you are willing. I am Sakuya Izayoi, a human."

"I am Rin."

At Sakuya's beckoning, Rin stepped forward. Seemingly sensing the presence of a human, The purple haired vampire opened her eyes.

"Lady Remilia, I have some blood for you." Then looking at Rin, Sakuya said "Don't worry, she won't take enough to harm you."

In a swift movement, the young lady grabbed onto Rin and sank her teeth into her neck. Rin winced, but did not cry out. While this was happening, the other's made their introductions.

"Sorry for the rough introduction. I'm Hong Meiling, youkai and gatekeeper." The red-haired woman said.

Hong looked at the purple-hat girl, who seemed to be barely holding herself up. "Patchouli!"

"Shut up you muscle head! I'm dying..."

Hong shot a little green ball of light out of her fingertip, which hit Patchouli in the forehead.

"Mukyu~" She rubbed the spot where it hit.

"There, there master" The red-haired devil rubbed her master's back.

"I-i'm Patchouli Knowledge, a witch and at you service..."

Somehow the three thought that she did not actually mean for them to request any services at all from from her.

"I'm Koakuma, a devil and assistant of Patchouli." She smiled at them.

"I'm Shin."

"I'm Megume."

At first the boy said nothing, but feeling that an answer was expected of him began "My name is..."

"FUWWWWAAA" At that moment the vampire and mistress removed herself from Rin's neck. "Thanks lady that was refreshing. Your blood is very tasteful."

"Ojou-sama!" Sakuya practically had tears in her eyes.

The young lady stood and with her hands on her hips proclaimed to the four, "I give you my thanks humans! I was quite famished."

Though she had the voice of a little girl, she spoke in a refined manner.

"I am Remilia Scarlett, Lady of Scarlett Devil Mansion. I give you my thanks."

Rin, not knowing what else to do, bowed. Shin and Megume followed after, with Shin pulling the boy's head down, for he would not have bowed otherwise.

"The hour is late. You must be tired from traveling and from having your blood drunken. Please, accompany us back to Scarlett Devil Mansion and we will treat you, as thanks."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34051106
>>34051287
>>34051322
Cute/10
I like it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34058111
They were curious, sensing that this was an opportunity not given to many humans. And at the same time they feared offending the Lady by declining. So Rin answered for them all.

"We would be honored"

They all began walking down the road to Scarlett Devil Mansion.

"Thank goodness. I'm so tired. Hong, carry me!"
Patchouli whined.

Hong said nothing but flicked her in the head.

"Mukyu..."

They walked the couple miles to Scarlett Devil Mansion, which passed without incident. Sakuya and Hong asked the four about their lives and about news from the human village, and in return told them about the happenings in around the Mansion, and of the youkai in the area. Kaokuma would occasionally interject with a totally irrelevant question, while Patchouli whined the whole time. And a few times, having seen a particular landmark, Remilia would tell a story about it, evidently having been in Gensokyo a very long time.

Eventually the great red brick clocktower of the mansion loomed into view, and the party arrived at its wrought iron gate. Hong stepped forward, and with a wave of her hand, the gate slowly swung open.

"Welcome to Scarlett Devil Mansion. You are the first humans to set foot here in quite some time, besides Sakuya of course." Lady Remilia said.

"I'll mind the gate." Hong said, and with a salute to them faced back out to the road with her arms crossed.
They walked across the courtyard and entered the mansion through its massive wooden doors.
The four were in awe. In the human village, a three story building was seen as massive. The ceiling here rose far higher than that. The wooden, often drab architecture of the village was nothing like the beautiful stone here. The antechamber of the mansion was large, with a ceiling higher than anything they had ever seen. Great columns lined the the room on both sides. Two curved stair cases rose to left and right to a balcony, and between the staircases was another set of doors. On either wall were tall red stained glass windows.

The proceeded across the room, footsteps echoing in the cavernous space, and walked through the double doors at the far end of the room. The entered into a hallway. The hallway seemed to extend far, whereupon it turned. And it turned many times after that. It was decorated by wallpaper, which was white and decorated with intricate designs. A carved wood border separated the wall from the floor and and ceiling. At regular intervals were unknown white wooden doors, with golden chandeliers lighting the way. Occasionally there was a branching hallway, where they saw maids or what looked like devils going about some business. Some of the maids looked human, but since Remilia had said that Sakuya was the only human in the mansion, they didn't asked. They knew that most youkai looked more or less human anyway.

It seemed as though they had been walking for far too long, like the hallways could not have possibly fit in the mansion. They were labyrinthian.

Shin spoke up, "E-erm isn't this hallway kind of long?"

Sakuya responded, "Yes, it is that way as a defense against intruders. Because you are our outsiders the distance appears larger. For us that live here it is much shorter."

They did not really understand, but did not pry either. Around the next turn the entered into another chamber. It was not unlike the first, but smaller and with no windows. There were also double doors on the left, right, and far side of the room.

"I am going back to the library." Patchouli, looking more dead than alive by this point, shuffled towards the left door with Kaokuma in tow.

Sakuya and Remilia led the four through the doors on the right. After a shorter walk down another hallway, they arrived at a room.

"Please refresh yourselves in this guest room," Sakuya said. "We will reconvene for dinner shortly."

Sakuya bowed to them, and her and Remilia went back down the hallway. The four stayed watching, and to their surprise saw Remilia tug on Sakuyas arm, whereupon the maid picked her up and placed her on her shoulders, and the two continued like that.

The four entered the room, and found it luxurious like the rest of the mansion. It had two large beds, bigger than they had ever seen, made of white wood and having red sheets. Each bed had a sort of canopy covered by a wispy white fabric. There were no windows. On one side of the room was a door leading to a bathroom. It was like nothing they had ever seen. There was a shiny white basin for washing. Next to it there was another basin, made of the same material, and which looked like a seat.

"I guess we...shit in that?" Shin said, and Megume punched him in the arm.

There was also a larger basin on the floor, clearly for washing oneself. The four took turns refreshing themselves, then sat on the beds.

"This mansion really is incredible huh?" said Megume. "I've never seen anything like it."

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>>34057718
Shin and Megume, haha. Some grammatical mistakes and saying that Remilia had purple hair as well.

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>>34058509
For expediency's sake i'm not proof reading, so please bear with any mistakes on my part. I've seen Remi depicted with both blue and purple hair. I guess it's technically I light shade of blue, but I went with purple because that's how I always picture her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34058509
I've also never been good with coming up with names :p

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>>34051287
Very good. But shouldn’t her hymen have been pierced?

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>>34058584
Don’t worry, I like the little SMT reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34058839
Damn it anon. You’re right. If I could edit my post i’d go back and add that. It’s my fault since i’ve never been with a pure maiden like Kogasa before

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>>34058445
"Yeah wait till the guys back in the village hear about this!" Shin said, having laid back on the bed with his arms behind his head.

The boy only nodded in agreement. Suddenly Rin jumped up and with a mischievous grin looked at the other three.

"This is a golden opportunity. As far as we know, no other humans have been in this mansion before!"

"That's true," Shin said "I had never heard about it from anyone in the village before. Some strange traveler is the one that told me about it. Still, I never imaged that it would be this amazing."

"Sooo why don't we take this chance and explore!" Rin's eyes were beaming and she was holding her hand in front of her clenched into a fist.

The boy loved this about her. She was fearless and always took an opportunity for adventure head on. Though he said nothing, he was curious too.

"N-no way!" Megume sounded terrified. "Don't forget that youkai live here. We could stumble into some monster! We could be eaten!"

Rin shot back, "Don't be such a baby Megume. You like books don't you? Imagine what kind of rare stuff you'd find in the library that witch was talking about. besides she doesn't seem that threatening."

Shin stood up, "She's right. We can't pass something like this up. But still, we shouldn't just waltz out and get caught."

"Duh! We'll wait until after dinner, and when everyone is sleeping we'll--"

There was a knock at the door, and a young girl's voice came, "The Mistress wishes me to inform you all that dinner is ready."

They opened the door and standing there was a girl about half their size wearing a maid uniform like Sakuya's. She had dark brown hair and green eyes. The translucent wings on her back to them that she was a fairy.

"This way."

They set out down the hall from which they had originally came. Coming into the same chamber from before, this time they went through the doors that had been on the far side of the room.

This time there was no hallway. The doors opened straight away into a large room, as large as the one at the entrance. This time there were no windows, and a massive golden chandelier kept the room dimly lit. In the center of the room was a long dark wooden table, almost as long as the room itself. At the far end sat Hong, Patchouli, Kaokuma, Sakuya, and Remilia at the head.

They sat at the table. They noticed that Remilia's chair had much longer legs than the rest, but said nothing.

"Welcome, guests" said the Lady Remilia.

Fairy maids came from a door at the side holding platters which had various foods, some of which they had never had. There were various meats and even seafood, which was a mystery since there was no sea nearby. There was fluffy bread and steaming vegetables. Sundry fruits sat on raised silver platters like ornaments. Each guest had a silver goblet, into which was poured wine. Since there was only sake in the human village, they were in awe. The Lady Remilia received her drink from a different bottle.

"I can drink preserved blood" she explained, "but it is not as good as fresh blood"

They all ate and talked. The food was delicious and their seemed to be no end to it. The fairies came in and out, bringing new dishes and taking away old ones. Before long they were onto seconds, and then thirds. Patchouli always seemed to be one round ahead of them.

"So" Hong began "does it bother you to be eating at the table of a vampire with a devil and witch. Sakuya's no ordinary human either."

This time it was Shin who responded first. "You all are much kinder than I had heard. And no wonder, always getting to eat such good food as this. Who'd need to eat humans?"

Kaokuma laughed "Humans still taste good."

Patchouli shot her a look and she giggled. "fufufu just kidding."

"I was scared at first, but you all are actually really nice" Megume added.

Rin continued, "besides we have made friends with some youkai and fairies before."

Sakuya raised an eyebrow at that. "Really? You all think that humans and youkai can be friends?"

"Well aren't we friends now?" Rin replied "After all you did invite us to your table."

"That's true, but not all non-human residents are as friendly as the Mistress. Many will attack and eat humans, and humans justly fear them. Most do not care to risk finding out which are friendly."

"Maybe we have just been lucky, but we have only come across friendly non-humans, or at least those who are non-violent. I think that humans and non-humans should try to be friends. There are many things we could learn from one another, and many things we could share."

Shin and Megume nodded in agreement. The boy said nothing, but he liked the sound of what Rin had said.

Remilia nodded as well. "Yes I concur. After all it would be easier to get blood if more humans and us were friends. I need to get it one way or another, and when they struggle all terrified it frankly ruins the taste. It tastes much better when the human is willing like you Rin."

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting a cute story about Kogasa, anon and their first baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059124
Again I'm going on for a while with this, but I'm enjoying writing about Scarlet Devil Mansion.


After a moments pause she added "I do hope that you let me have some of you blood again. I haven't had such good blood in ages." She then smiled cutely at Rin.

Her little girl voice speaking in such an aristocratic way was funny to the boy, but despite being a little drunk from the wine he managed not to laugh.

Rin blushed. "Thank you for saying so Lady Remilia, it would be an honor."

Suddenly Megume spoke up, "S-so I know none of you eat humans...but is there really nobody in the Mansion who does."

For a moment a dark look flashed across Remilia's face, not that any of them noticed it in the dim candle light. She smiled.

"As long as you don't go off on your own..." Remilia held up her hands and wiggled her small fingers, bearing her sharp teeth and sticking out her tongue. "Then I might decided I want more than just your blood."

At this Megume seemed terrified.

"fufufufu" She covered her mouth as she laughed "I'm only joking."

Patchouli spoke up in a deadpan voice and without looking up from her food, "If you come into my library and bother me then I really will eat you."

She looked like she had recovered from earlier, but still had a gloomy and disinterest air about her. Beside her Kaokuma smiled and pulled her cheek back, revealing two rows of sharp teeth. The wings on her head flapped up and down while she did this.

"N-no thanks...I hate books..." Megume said.

At this they all laughed. But then Rin spoke up in a more serious tone.

"It is my dream that one day all humans, youkai, and the rest of the non-humans in Gensokyo can all be friends."

"I will toast to that" Lady Remilia said "For then I will be able to drink all the fresh blood I want fufufufu."

"As will I, since I am a human myself" Sakuya said.

The rest of table all raised their glasses and toasted to their own newfound friendship, and to Rin's dream.

After this they were brought desert, which consisted of many pastries and cakes. Curiously none was placed in front of Patchouli.

"H-hey where's mine!" she demanded. It seems that she got quite serious about sweets.

"You need to go on a diet fatty" Remilia teased.

It seemed that when she was comfortable in her own home she showed more of a childish side.

"L-lady Remilia..." Patchouli looked like her soul had just left her body.

"She's right" Hong added. "You need to get in shape."

"S-shut up, you damn muscle head!" She looked angry now.

Beside her Kaokuma was barely containing her laughter. Sakuya kept silent, but had an ever so slightly visible grin on her face.

With Patchouli resigned to pouting, they all began eating. The four thought to themselves that there was not more delicious confectionaries in all of Gensokyo.

"This is delicious!" Megume said with her mouth full.

"This is why I hate humans" Patchouli looked like had a storm cloud over her head.

A couple times she tried to reach for a pastry anyway, but each time Remilia would shoot a red magic dart from her hand which would cause the pastry to vaporize before Patchouli could eat it, saying "no fatty" and laughing each time. Kaokuma comforted her throughout this ordeal.

When they had finished, the fairies cleared the table. All departed, and Sakuya took the four back to their room.

"Thank you for helping Lady Remilia earlier. You are welcome to stay with us for as long as you like, so long as you will return the favor by providing some of your blood to Lady Remilia. Feel free to make yourselves at home, but please remain in this wing of the mansion."

They all thanked her for her hospitality, and she left them.

"Fuwaaa I'm stuffed" Megume said, flopping onto the bed.

"That was the most delicious meal I have ever had." Shin flopped down next to her.

But Rin chastised them. "Don't get too comfortable. Remember what we discussed earlier. This is the perfect chance to find out the secrets of this place."

Megume moaned "Whaaat but i'm so full. And you heard what the Lady said. She told us not to go wandering around."

Shin added, "Besides I thought you said you wanted to be friends. The maid said to stay in this wing. Do friends break the rules and snoop around each other's houses?"

Rin became flustered. "T-that's true, but will you really turn down such a good opportunity for adventure?" She put her hands on her hips. "besides you saw how nice they were. What's the worst that can happen! In the worst case we'll just apologize and say we got lost."

The boy did think she was taking the non-humans too lightly, but he liked that rule-breaking side of her. He said nothing.

"ugh fine" Megume said "I do want to see that library, so long as we avoid that gloomy witch."

[Anonymous No.]

>100
What the hell happened in here
I swear the thread was at 40ish posts just a few hours ago
I'm too lazy to unhide the hidden posts right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059737
On a whim I started writing a story about Kogasa, and now I can’t stop because i’m having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059785
Oh you'll get used to it soon.
I'll have to rewrite something because I noticed something between it and the past few "posts"
Don't burn out is all I can tell you.
Writer's block will make its rounds soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059812
What do you mean? What will you rewrite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059826
Something fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059503
The matter being settled, the waited a couple hours to be safe and set out from the room. At this hour the lights in the hallway were very dim. Well, vampires do like the darkness. It seemed that some magic controlled their brightness at different times.

The headed down the hall back to the same chamber from before. Where before there had been sparse activity, at this time the halls were totally deserted and silent. The four were conscious of their own footsteps and breathing. When they reached the chamber, they quickly crossed the room and slipped through the door across, that is the door that Patchouli had early gone into to get to the library.

Beyond the door the hallway was much like the one that led to their room. The moved down it, on high alert knowing that now they were where they weren't supposed to be.

At the end of the hallway was a square room. At the center of it was a staircase that sank down into the floor. It had two glowing red crystals set on pedestals lighting the entrance.

Thinking that this conspicuous staircase must naturally lead to the library, they headed down. They stairs went on for a while, so that they could tell they were being taken underground. When it ended they found themselves in a cold stone hallway. Unlike the decorative hallway above, this one was bare and lit only by dim red crystals recessed into the walls.

Not knowing where the library was, they headed to the right. Like the rest of the mansion, this basement area was a confusing labyrinth of hallways. They figured that the library would be attached to the main hall, and to avoid getting lost did not turn off into any side passages. As they went on, the floor seemed to slope downward. It also grew colder.

Finally the hall came to an abrupt end. But instead of a wall, there was a lone white wooden door, just like the ones in the mansion above. And the door stood ajar.

"W-what is this?" Megume's voice trembled. "Is this the library?"

Before anyone could respond, the crystals that lit the hallway flickered and went out.

"W-what's going on?!" Megume was about to panic.

It was pitch dark.

"Sh! Do you hear that?" Shin whispered.

It was nearly inaudible at first. But they could just barely hear it. It was a sound like many glass bottles softly clinking together, and it was approaching them from the way that they came. In the darkness appeared a light. As it approached they could tell it was multiple lights of different colors that seemed to be suspended off the ground in a horizontal line.

Slowly the lights approached, until they illuminated a little girl. They realized that the lights were some kind of wings coming from her back. She was blonde and was wearing a white bonnet. With her innocent looking face and hat she reminded them of Remilia. She was wearing a red skirt and shirt, with white sleeves and collar, and a yellow cloth tied around her neck. If it wasn't the ominous circumstances she would been cute.

"S-sorry" Rin started "We kind of got lost and--"

"Are you here to play with me?" The girl interrupted quizzically.

They noticed that she had a headless teddy bear in her hand.

"Oh...I see... you're humans"

The girl cocked her head to the side, and her mouth spread into a wide and wicked smile that bared her sharp fangs. Her red eyes shone in the dark, with catlike black pupils. Dropping the bear, her nails grew into red claws. She stepped forward. Pointing to Rin she said in her little girl voice.

"You...you smell good. It's been a while since I've eaten"

Rin stepped back. The boy leaped in front of her.

"Don't touch her!" He yelled. This was the girl he would marry and he wouldn't let this youkai touch her.

With the afterimage of her wings trailing in the dark she rushed forward, slashing the boy and sending him flying into the wall where he lay unconscious. Shin and Megume had fallen backwards, frozen in fear. The girl stood over Rin.

"Don't go getting in the way of my mean when I'm so hungry." Her voice had become more monstrous. To Rin her mouth appeared to be a gaping black hole. Her eyes were evil red jewels belonging to a ravenous monster.

"W-wait--" Rin began, but the girl did not listen.

In one movement the girl slashed at Rin's throat with her claws, and her head rolled away from her body. Megume's scream echoed off the stone walls. But the girl paid no head. In the dim light of her wings, she tore flesh and broke bone, loudly slurping up the blood and viscera, and chewing chunks of flesh. Shin and Megume crawled to where the boy lay, but with her blocking the path, and with their legs not willing to move, the could only only watch the grisly scene. Megume sobbed and Shin held her, too terrified to make a sound himself.

Eventually the girl stood up, satiated from her feast.

"That was filling... I think that I'll you all now, since I get so bored down here."

Raising her hand, she pointed it at them huddling against the wall.

"Fools!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059952
The girl jumped back as several silver knives cut the air where she just was.

"Tch! Always getting in the way of my fun Sakuya!"

"Hong! keep her busy until Lady Remilia comes"

The girl and Hong engaged in a running battle down the hall.

"I told you not to leave the the guest wing!"

Patchouli, unseen further down, restored the crystal lights. Even Sakuya gasped at the scene. Rin's remains spread over the stone floor of the hall. They didn't resemble a human, but a torn and bloody mess. Further down the hall explosions shook the ceiling. Seeing the remains of her friend, Megume's shrill screams etched themselves into the very walls.

In the present time:

"So that's what happened. It happened shortly before the Scarlet Mist Incident. Now most humans know about the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and even about Remilia and her sister Flandre. Today humans even visit occasionally. Flandre hasn't escaped in a long time, since they are much more cautious now. The fact that one of the first humans to visit the Mansion in ages was killed by her is mostly forgotten about. I'm sure if people knew about it, no human would set foot near the place."

Aya finishes her story. She really has a long winded way of talking. Still, you hope to never meet this Flandre. She sounds even more vicious and powerful than Rumia. Kogasa looks horrified.

"S-scary. I'd never do something like that."

You ponder what you were just told. You look out at the man still standing in the street, now smoking a cigarette. Though you still think he's a scumbag, part of you can empathize with him. If someone hurt Kogasa you don't know what you would do. Without really thinking, you wrap her into a hug.

"H-huh? what's this for"


Outside in the street, the man drags his cigarette and watches Shin and Megume's son hug the youkai. His chest burns. To this day, the pain from where Flandre wounded him has never faded. He is lost in thought

"When I came to I was back in the human village. At first I was confused, but then I began to remember. I screamed out "Where's Rin! Where's Rin!" That maid came in. I guess she felt responsible, having been in charge of watching over us guests and Flandre. I learned that she had been confined to that basement for 500 years, and though she had gotten into the hall before, that was the only time humans had had the misfortune of running into her. I barely heard any of it. I was just numb.

After a while I talked to Shin and Megume again. I could tell they were messed up from what happened, especially Megume. Though we tried to stay friends, I guess it was too painful for them. Even still, they kept being friendly with Youkai. They said that if they didn't continue Rin's dream her death would have been for nothing. But what a bunch of shit. If Rin hadn't been so stupid she would still be alive. Even if they are outwardly friendly, all youkai and non-humans have the same beast within them. I won't be fooled. I've seen it often enough. I tried to tell those two, but they didn't listen.

I became a youkai hunter and they friends of youkai, so we couldn't possible have stayed friends. I watched them get over it, and live happily, even having a son. Having the future that was stolen from me. I started drinking, cause I couldn't forget.

Eventually then went and got ripped apart by a youkai, same as Rin. Idiots. They didn't deserve their happy life, for all their stupidity after seeing what happened to Rin. That's why one night after getting drunk I torched their old house. Call it cathartic. I can't stand to see that kid of theirs. He reminds me of them, and of Rin's own stupidity. I can't forgive that. If only we had never gone to that mansion..."

The cigarette having been smoked to the butt, the man flicked it into the dirt.

"One day that kid'll see, and he'll end up just like them"

Drinking from a flask in his pocket, the man turned and walked down the road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34060236
I got no idea how this story ended up being as long as the original one. It's probably pretty bad because it's late and by now I'm tired. I really just wanted to write a story set in Scarlett Devil Mansion. So if you read it, I hope you get some enjoyment out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34059223
I actually have a funny idea for this. If the thread's still up tomorrow I might right something anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34057718
>Shin and Megume
How did he get away with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34060252
This thread will be kept alive for a couple of more days, so don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34060242
I never expected a full-blown backstory for youkai hunter-kun. I was expecting more Kogasa bullying, Which is what I wanted. It could've been shorter if it was simplified a bit and less first-person talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34060236
>the man drags his cigarette and watches Shin and Megume's son hug the youkai
Deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34060236
Thanks for the read mister! bero bero ba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34061385
That's true, but once I got going it was hard to stop. I had too much fun writing about Patchouli being made fun of for being fat. Do you mean you want Kogasa being bullied by people? I do have some ideas for that
>>34064167
I did say I was cheesy :p
>>34066615
you're welcome anon

[Anonymous No.]

I was just about to make a post about all the patchy bullying, but
>>34067695
>I had too much fun writing about Patchouli being made fun of for being fat
I'd love to see Kogasa try and bully Patchy the idea is such a fun reversal of the usual Kogasa-bullying, or them interacting at all. If you decide to keep writing short cute kogasa stuff in this thread, Kogasa interacting with various 2hus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34067757
That's a good idea anon. It's fun to write about 2hus interacting

[Anonymous No.]

This Youkai is a predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>34069806
A sexual predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>34069806
That youkai isn't wearing anything underneath.
I checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34069943
Double check to make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34013806
Good pasta, albeit sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34073089
The pasta's sadness has been taken care of.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the scariest youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34078159
Nue, potentially

[Anonymous No.]

>>34078159
(You)kai

[Anonymous No.]

>>34078159
Necronomicon exists in Touhou, which implies that other Lovecraftian creatures also exist canon. So – loli Cthulhu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34041873
Sankyu anon, that was totally cool and cute story

[Anonymous No.]

>>34078159
Yuuka obviously. Imagine Yuuka and Kogasa meeting, two umbrella youkai, but on power scales (and public reputations) so widely different it's almost inconceivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34068862
If you're taking requests, ppease more stories of Kogasa and the Fake News Crow. Maybe Aya writing an article exaggerating how scary Kogasa is or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34085589
What artist is that? I love the style

[Anonymous No.]

>>34087238
Use saucenao next time. https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/991469
Shame his artstyle got worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>34088591
Thanks anon. I was phone posting in the middle of working out and forgot how 2 reverse image search :p

[Anonymous No.]

>>34090183
All your blood went to your muscles instead of your brain haha.

[Anonymous No.]

I said this in another thread, but I don't care! I'll say it again! I want Kogasa to bully me! I feel sad and miserable and no one wants me either, it would make sense for Kogasa to bully someone weaker than her like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34092451
I want you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34092543
No you don't, people who say that all abandon me in the end. That's why if Kogasa bullies me I know she won't abandon me either! I can be myself without fear of being alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34092451
Ijiranaide, kogasa-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34093541
Her tongue is so smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34092604
>people who say that all abandon me in the end
You have people who say they want you?
Lucky bastard.
>That's why if Kogasa bullies me I know she won't abandon me either!
What if she bullies you by abandoning you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34103978
That's not bullying desu that's how she gets you to grow as a person

[Anonymous No.]

>>34103978
>What if she bullies you by abandoning you?
I wouldn't consider that bullying, at least traditionally so. I want to be bullied because I don't think I'm good enough to have friends long term, but if someone was bullying me, I could be myself and not worry about chasing them away or anything. They'd always be around to bully me.

I don't want to be alone, I want to matter to someone.

[Anonymous No.]

Kogasa saw a certain gloomy witch and her devil servant with wings on her head from the bushes. Grinning to herself, she saw a good opportunity to practice her Terrifying Surprise Killing Technique (which she was devising to use on humans). Though Patchouli wasn't exactly a normal human, Kogasa thought her shut-in personality would work in her favor.

"Aaah Kaokuma It's sooo hot. Why do we have to come all the way out here." The witch moaned as she walked (but it was really more of a stagger).

She was supporting herself on a staff, while her servant walked leisurely beside her. It would have been poor form for the servant to walk in front of the master.

"Don't worry master. We are almost there."

"Damn that Sakuya, sending all the way out here just for one lousy ingredient. The sun...it hurts. At this rate I'm going to get a sunburn."

As if she just answered her own concern, she stopped for a moment, chanted something, and a small storm cloud appeared over her head to shade her.

"fufufu now you look even more depressed than usual master"

Patchouli only grumbled. Up ahead Kogasa had been waiting in ambush. She was crouched behind a tree and holding her closed umbrella as if it were a weapon. As Patchouli and Kaokuma approached Kogasa jumped out.

"Bero bero BA!!"

She cried out, unfurling her umbrella in the same moment, which licked Patchouli's whole face and left it dripping.

"Ah! w-what the hell!" Parchouli staggered backwards. "T-this is why I hate leaving the library! You damn useless umbrella...I told you the last time, you aren't scary and your surprises are--" Patchouli had gotten worked up and need to pause to cough. " --mere annoyances!" Her face twitched as she wiped the saliva off her face. "Kaokuma! Use you devil powers on her!" She pointed at Kogasa melodramatically.

Koakuma had up until now been stifling a laugh with her hand, but she openly let out a giggle and her wings waved up and down. "ufufufu no way Master! I couldn't hurt such a cutie."

"Useless..."

Patchouli caused her storm cloud to move over Kogasa's head, which began emitting a miniature typhoon. But Kogasa merely blocked it with her umbrella and stuck out her tongue.

"Beeeeh!"

Patchouli's forehead vain was visibly varicosed.

"You damn brat..."

Suddenly with a great crack and flash lightning struck Kogasa's umbrella. It's pupil rolled up and its tongue hung limp. It might have even been smoking.

"Ow! Now you've done it, you shut in witch! NEET! Fatty!"

"I'll have you know I spend each day doing intensive magical resear-- Fatty?! Who are you calling a fatty?? At least i'm not a little washboard like you!"

"If my boobs came from eating junkfood I wouldn't want em!"

"My, my" Kaokuma was still holding back her laugher.

Kogasa had taken several steps forward and rolled her sleeves up. Yet, standing directly in front of the taller Patchouli she became visibly flustered at the confrontation.

"Y-you smelly witch. W-when was the last time you took a shower."

"Oh look, the tiny-tits umbrella girl is scared of the great Patchouli. This is why you'll never surprise anyone."

"S-shut up! If I was built like you I could just sit on them and the smell alone would kill them!"

"I told you I'm not fat! This is just my body type!"

"Fatty!"

"Washboard!"

"P-p-pigchouli!"

"N-now you've gone to far!"

Taking a step back, Patchouli began chanting a spell, but because getting so worked up had aggravated her asthma she ran out of breath. Seizing the opportunity, Kogasa grabbed Patchouli's sleeve, and with strong muscles from blacksmithing, dropped her body and used Patchouli's greater weight to slam her into the ground with far more force than might have been expected from the smaller youkai. Patchouli was out cold.

"M-master??" Koakuma shook her shoulders, looking a little concerned now.

"Hmph. Serves you right for saying i'm not scary."

Picking up her umbrella, and turning around she walked away.

"T-they're not even that small..."

After a time Patchouli woke up

"Uwaaa~ Koakumaaa" She was crying. "My body hurts..."
Kaokuma easily picked up Patchouli's limp form, who moaned the whole time, and put her over her shoulder

"There, there master"

"Kaokuma...I'm not fat am I?

"Well..."

And as if all the life came back into her Patchouli shouted, pounding on Koakuma's back, "You shitty servant! Insolent devil! When we get back i'm gonna banish you!"

She yelled until she was out breath, and by the time they got back she was fast asleep. Coming to check on her, Sakuya and Hong heard her say while sleeping "I'm not fat...stupid...tiny tits...useless...umbrella"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34111099
Koakuma must be strong to lift such a heavy magician. The power of a devil can't be underestimated. Nice to see another story from you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34111099
imagine being fatchouli and you get bullied by kogasa of all youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>34104458
Getting someone to "grow as a person" by abandoning them seems pretty terrible. There's plenty of other people out there that can teach them to be careful who they trust, and not enough to actually trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>34112863
Patchtummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34112863
Serves the pig right that an umbrella put her in her place

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon who's writing Kogasa stories, they're really cute! I wanted to write my own little tale based on your stories with my favorite 2hu, I hope you'll like it!

=

Kogasa twirled her umbrella, enjoying all the gorgeous warmly colored leaves falling around her. The pathway up the Youkai Mountain may have been long, but the autumnal trees around and above her made it so much more worthwhile to travel than simply taking the ropeway.

And worthwhile the trip was sure to be! Kogasa gripped the vouchers in her left hand tightly. Sanae was such a great friend, and had managed to secure her a special one-on-one meeting with THE Yasaka Kanako, goddess of the mountain! And for only 12 easy donations plus faith, it was a steal of a deal! The cheery umbrella had already memorized all of the things she would ask the goddess about, all the blessings she would hope for! Oh, wait until her husband heard about this!

Finally, Kogasa's long trek met its end, at the summit of the mountain. Sanae had seen her approach and rushed over to greet her guest, offering her some respite, a quick bath, and a meal. After some quick rest and recuperation, and ensuring her umbrella looked its absolute best, Kogasa was finally brought into a grand imperial room within the shrine.

There the purple haired goddess sat... floated. Her eyes were closed, but opened as Kogasa approached and sat before her. "Ah, so you're Sanae's young friend, aren't you? Welcome." Her voice was deep and powerful, yet it spoke with an air of casualness to it. It made Kogasa feel welcome, even before such a powerful presence. "There will be much more time later tonight and tomorrow for pleasantries, so let's skip to business, shall we? What are the things that trouble you, that only a god may assist you with? Are you seeking ways to become more powerful? Curses for your enemies? Or perhaps, you se-"

"Oh, it's nothing like that Miss Lady Kanako!" Kogasa spoke up, feeling so comfortable in this casual god's presence that she could interrupt her. Thankfully, that feeling was right, Kanako was easygoing with that stuff. "You see, I had actually came to seek some relationship advice from you!"

"A-Ah, relationship advice?" A touch of nervousness seemed to coat Kanako's voice now, but the umbrella failed to pick up on it. Well, she couldn't turn away the youkai now, especially in this season where worshipers were so hard to come by. "Well, there are no realms where a god's insight cannot help..."

"Wonderful, thank you ma'am!" Kanako cringed hearing 'ma'am'.

"S-so, you're looking to have advice on how to win over the heart of a man?"

"Oh no, I already have a husband." What. This umbrella had a husband already? ... An umbrella could get a husband before her? "You see, what I was wanting to know is, you see, you know how boys can act really touchy and clingy when they're alone with you?" No, she didn't. "Well you see, my husband, he's really cute! You see, well, I like to surprise him, but lately he did something that surprised me! He appeared behind me one time and swept me off of my feet, and he leaned close! But instead of kissing me even though he was so close, he gave me flowers!" Kanako grew red. That sounded so lovely, like out of a cheap romance book she had read. She wanted something like that.

"Well, it was super nice and apparently he had been prepping to do that for a while! So I want to try something similar to surprise him! But, romantically you know? But I was wondering, do you think boy's like girls that are straightforward like that? Is it OK to be pushy and surprisey with that kind of romance stuff?" Kanako had absolutely 0 idea, and could only stutter. Kogasa didn't even seem to register the non-response. "Well, I was thinking that maybe I could use some chocolate..."

...

Sanae and Suwako gazed into the room from a hidden one near the back. "I never have seen Lady Kanako turn so red."

"Yeah, she does that when this topic comes up."

"I think I'll raise my bet, she'll go through 10 bottles of sake, if this one tale from Kogasa can fluster her so much.."

"10?"

"Yeah, I know this youkai has plenty more romantic tales to spill to Kanako."

"Now you're making me nervous I bet too low. ... I wonder what an umbrella who's so happy and blessed already needs from a goddess anyways?"

"Donations and faith are donations and faith. Though maybe deep down she's just interested in bragging about her husband?"

"Bragging to a god? Oooh, what a scary youkai~"

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>>34114364
That was good and fun anon! I was laughing while reading, and the ending got me. Thanks for that right before bed. I'm the anon who was writing the other stories by the way

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Spooky bump before bed. Other anons, keep us off page 10. o7

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>>34114364
Haha poor Kanako, beat by an umbrella.

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>>34115056
First Patchouli, then Kanako. No one is safe.

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>>34114364
That’s just mean on Sanae’s part

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>>34118635
You say that like you wouldn't bet how sad drunk Kanako will get too

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>>34114364
This comic from the Kanako thread made me think of your story anon

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>>34114433
I'm glad you liked it, thank you Anon! Your Kogasa was really cute, I hope we'll get to see more of her in the future!

>>34118635
Don't feel too bad, it was Suwako's idea. Besides, Sanae has to make sure the "Spend a Day with you Favorite Goddess" package gets sold everytime Kanako offers it. She thinks it's the most coveted and exclusive thing Moriya offers. Kanako would get upset if no one bought it, so Kogasa is doing Sanae a huge favor.

I imagine after her short trip is done, Kogasa will be leaving Moriya with a ton of Kanako and Suwako merch and think highly of the two, even though Kanako couldn't really offer her any advice. Kanako sadly won't be there to say goodbye and send her off since she'll be busy "recuperating her godly powers" (passed out drunk).

>>34125260
I love that comic, old virgin Kanako is absolutely adorable. Maybe Kogasa will offer her tips on how to get a man?

"OK, so when you see a boy you like, you need to jump out if the shadows and shout 'bero bero ba!', they love that!"
"A-are you sure this will get me a husband?!"
"The great Kogasa speaks from experience!"

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>>34128924
“Really?? I actually surprised you anon? Wow...i’m so happy”

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>>34129428
She surprised me by being so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Cutegasa says TAKE IT EASY

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>>34131454
Take it easy!

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I love this thread and I love Kogasa.

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>>34115056
It's only going to get worse when Kogasa visits while pregnant

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>>34138547
Kogasa visiting the shrine regularly and talking to Kanako about all her pregnant and marital things! Kanako constantly flustered since she's a virgin, but can't turn away a faithful visitor! Kogasa eventually unable to make the trip as her pregnancy progresses, so Sanae forces Kanako to visit Kogasa instead every so often!

Kogasa asking Kanako to be the child's godmother!

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>>34139260
Imagine how Kanako will feel when Kogasa comes to visit with her child and husband, and the poor goddess can clearly see how happy they all are.

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>>34139402
Poor Suwako and Sanae. They will never hear the end of it

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>>34139260
"Come on Lady Kanako, she's expecting us by now."

"Geeeeeh..."

"None of that, you of all people should know that these important moments in a person's life are when they'll be capable of giving the most faith, and will impact how they give faith in the future, you should be excited at this prospect."

Kanako said nothing, as she flew beside Sanae, the young girl leading her through the sky to their destination. Sanae was right, the umbrella they were heading towards was a fantastic source of faith, and if all went well there would be no doubt she'd continue to give them faith for years to come, but still... Constantly hearing about married life, the joys of romance, having a loving husband to cuddle and return to every night, or... other things that made Kanako blush at the thought of. Things she had always dreamed of, desired, but never had.

It was funny, Kanako was always seen as this calm, collected, and cunning god, but somehow this weak youkai managed to make her seize up every time.

"Ah, we're here!" A small building came into view, along the outskirts of the human village. It was quaint, cute even, with a shop attached to it. No doubt a wonderful place to have a family and raise a child in...

"Alright Lady Kanako," Sanae said as the two landed. "I'll wait outside, you head in there and give it your best!" She beamed, giving a fantastic saleswoman smile, no doubt one she had given to plenty of the Moriya faithful before. Kanako begrudgingly nodded, and headed inside the cozy abode.

"Hello, anyone home? Is now a good time?" Kanako called into the house as she entered, hoping for silence. Instead, she heard a voice beckoning her into another room. As Kanako headed in, she took a quick examination of the home's decorations, sepia photographs on the wall of Kogasa and her husband, admittedly very fine-crafted metalwork with umbrellas adorning the sides, it felt like the epitome of a young couple's household. Moriya shrine was her irreplaceable home with Sanae and Suwako, but she had always wondered what it'd be like there if she had...

Kanako entered a bedroom, the lighting warm from a mechanical lamp. There laid Kogasa in bed, late into her pregnancy, with her husband by her side holding her arm. Kanako had never asked why he had a mechanical arm, but it looked highly sophisticated. Well, it was a story for another time. "Come in Miss Lady Kanako, come in! It's wonderful to see you again ma'am!" Despite being pregnant and bed-bound for most of the day, the tone in her voice was just as young and upbeat as it had always been. The blue-haired youkai turned to her husband. "You gotta head out now, prayers between someone and their goddess need to be one-on-one, just like wishes!" That wasn't necessarily true, but Kanako didn't object. It was already awkward enough dealing with just the wife. Kogasa's husband chuckled as he bowed to Kanako, and took his leave, heading to the kitchen to prepare food.

"So, how are things going with you this time, all well?" Kanako asked, putting on her best smile. "No doubt you're excited this pregnancy is nearing it's end, correct?"

"Of course, I'll be excited to be able to get back up and walking again, haha! You have no idea how hard it is to keep trying to surprise my husband like this, but Kogasa is resourceful!" Kogasa's smile as wide as she recalled all the times she had to shake her husband awake from sleep to surprise him. It was a bit cheap, but it worked. "And the blessings you've given me for a smooth pregnancy feel like they've been working wonderfully, I can't thank you enough for them!"

Kanako smiled. In truth, these blessings were ones she had never given out before, and were far out of her area of expertise. It took a lot of practice and prep to give them out, and she was overall proud of the result. "I'm sure you're ready for a blessing for a smooth delivery soon as well?"

"Ah, of course! But first, I wanted to ask you something!" Kanako cringed, bracing full well for another one of Kogasa's long winded stories about her and her husband's lovey-dovey tales.

Instead, the umbrella leaned to her side, and pulled out a small purple box. "... Eh?"

"Well, come on over! It's for you!"

Kanako walked closer to the side of Kogasa's bed, where she was handed the box. An offering? Sanae was supposed to handle collecting these types of donations... As Kanako opened it though, she saw inside a fascinating piece of jewelry. A silver necklace, composed of snakes interconnected with one another. The craftsmanship seemed unmatched, as the eyes of scales of each snake was detailed. "Kogasa, what is this for?"

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>>34140847
"It's an offering! Or a gift! Or a bribe! I'm not really sure which would be the right word... But I made it before I had to stop blacksmithing for a while! I think it came out really well, I hope you like it!" Kanako held it up, letting it shimmer in the light. This wasn't the first time she had received something so well crafted, many times in the past she had been given such things. But they were always formal, part of a scheduled offering, on behalf of a village. Never had someone made something like this out of their own volition. "I'm a youkai that isn't really... 'born', so I never had a mother, father, or anything like that. So a lot of this is entirely new to me. You, and the whole of the Moriya shrine really, have been so wonderful to us, and it's really been great talking with you, getting your advice, and receiving your blessings! I can't thank you enough, and the scheduled donation plan Sanae put us on didn't feel special enough, so I wanted to make something extra to show how thankful I am!" Kanako was a tad flabbergasted. Advice? Kogasa dominated most of their conversations, Kanako could barely manage to say anything on most of the topics, mainly due to inexperience. Suwako probably gave more practical advice to her on childcare. Maybe... Just being able to gush about her husband and her life was enough?

"... It's extremely lovely Kogasa. It'll no doubt be a highly prized addition to the Moriya treasury... Thank you."

"I'm glad! Though, I wanted to give it to you before hand, before I asked you my question, you see..." Kogasa was a tad nervous, as she took a moment. "Would you be willing to be my child's godmother?"

"... What?"

"The godmother! I read in a story long ago, every child needs a godmother! You're always so reliable, and cool and smart, I can't think of a better candidate! So would you be willing to be the godmother?"

... Godmothers were an entirely western concept, and from that... Christianity religion. Kanako couldn't actually be a godmother. Unless, maybe Kogasa meant in a more, secular interpretation? Just someone to help care for and raise the child, watch over and protect them?

Kanako's face turned a familiar red, but instead of one caused by embarrassment, she instead had a smile. The idea of it, of helping care for the child, to be an important person in their life filled her with an incredible sense a joy. One she hadn't felt since the day she saw Sanae, and Sanae saw her. "YES!" She accidentally shouted. "Y-Yes! I'll do it! I'll be happy to do it! It sounds fantastic!"

Kogasa's smile grew wide, relief arriving. "I'm so happy to hear that!"

The wind goddess leaned by Kogasa's bedside, a fire ignited within her eyes. "Tatara Kogasa, you have my word that your child will have the full unending support of the entire Moriya shrine! They'll have access to the best mentors, goddesses themselves! They'll get to enjoy learning all of the ins and outs of management, blessings whenever they need it, why, we can even..."

Sun had long set, the discussion between god and youkai lasted much longer than their usual meetings had, with Kanako for once leading things. Sanae was shocked to see Kanako so passionate and fired up. This was the goddess everyone knew, the one constantly planning conspiracies and working hard to bring them to fruition. This was entirely unlike how she usually was after a meeting with Kogasa. Kanako was eager to tell Sanae all of her plans and ideas on the flight back, and to prepare the sake. There would be plenty of drinking tonight, but for celebratory reasons instead of self-pity ones.

---

You, Kogasa's husband entered back to the bedroom, Kogasa looked tuckered out from her long talk, but happy and enthusiastic. You heard most of their discussion from the kitchen. "Hey, that was an incredibly nice thing you did for her." You could tell... well, everyone but your wife could tell how awkward these meetings made the old virgin goddess feel. It was touching to see Kogasa do something like that, though not surprising. You always knew this umbrella had a huge heart.

"I'm just so happy she was willing to become the godmother! Otherwise we'd have to ask Suwako!"

"What?"

"And if Kanako said no, Suwako would probably also say no. Then we'd have to try maybe those autumn goddesses..."

"Kogasa what are you talking about?"

"Godmother candidates of course! There's only so many gods in Gensokyo that walk around after all."

"..." You took a deep breath. Kogasa was far from dumb, but she could be a bit naive at times. "Kogasa... A godmother isn't a literal god."

"... Eh?"

[Anonymous No.]

Good thread

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>>34142248

[Anonymous No.]

>>34140847
>>34140904
Very cute and well-written!

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't know why Kogasa got as popular as she did.

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>>34142984
She's cute.
She's based off of a fairly iconic Japanese monster.
Her personality is incredibly endearing.
Her design is simple but striking.
Kogasa is Cute!

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>>34142984
But how did Kogasa become a blacksmith?

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>>34143065
I think it has something to do with a connection to her sandles or something. The blacksmith thing is also why she has multicolor eyes.

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>>34140847
>>34140904
You outdid yourself anon. I didn't expect someone to go off my original story like this. Very good and cute. I had fun imagine Kanako's face and the end made me laugh. Kogasa is such a dummy. I wonder if Suwako would make a good godmother too

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>>34043912
I'm happy that almost 5 years later someone remembered my silly Kogasa story I jammed out in like 10 minutes. Shes deserves the love.

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>>34144101
It IS really cute anon. I'm going to remember it too

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>>34143298
>why she has multicolor eyes
I thought that was because ZUN wanted to emulate the one eye of a karakasa-obake?

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>>34145373
Probably both. Something about how japanese blacksmiths would blind themselves in one eye blacksmithing or something.

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[Anonymous No.]

Hey, the vtuber kiddies are throwing a fit right now and the board is going very fast, please protect this Kogasa thread from them tonight. It deserves to last a long time.

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>>34147292
Will do my best to hold the line anon. I have some more Kogasa tales I want to write when I get a break from classes

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>>34140904
I like these continuation stories made by different people. I want Kogasa to encounter my favorite character but it's probably going to be difficult to fit it in.
>>34145507
Kogasa is mostly based on a karakasa-obake but she's also inspired by ippon-datara, blacksmith yokais with only one leg and one eye. Kogasa is only a karakasa-obake but wanted to appear "scarier" so she tried to copy a scarier yokai, notably her umbrella looks like a copy of the ippon-datara.

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>>34150986
Who's your favorite touhou?

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>>34150986
>I want Kogasa to encounter my favorite character but it's probably going to be difficult to fit it in.
This, I want Kogasa to meet Hina, I've never seen them interact in fan works.

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>>34151160
Satori. Doesn't leave her home, never goes outside, awful at conversations. Kogasa won't go underground too.

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>>34151248
It's possible. Say Kogasa needs to go to Satori's place to get a rare metal for blacksmithing, or something. I support this because she would meet Okuu and Orin too

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TESv0dkRQgU
Kogasa is so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Does Kogasa, dare I say, get the best threads on /jp/?

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>>34151248
She goes in the overworld in CDS (rest in peace Mima) to check things out herself.

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>>34151248
>Kogasa won't go underground too.
That’s what would make it so surprising

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>>34154472
What if a girl loses her umbrella and it falls down there? Kogasa on a rescue mission!

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>>34155515
it would be very painful

[Anonymous No.]

Good thread, have some flowers.

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>>34158960
Thank you for the flowers! They are lovely, just like Kogasa!

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>>34158106
She’s not very big

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>>34159469
4u

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>>34159469
Rude, they're still growing!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has single handily brought me to my fucking knees and now i like the cute umbrella ive never played touhou I just liked looking at the funny mouse girl nazrin now I’m going to look at funny umbrella girl

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>>34159617
Hopefully your love for the character will continue to build more and more and convince you to get into touhou as a whole!

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>>34159617
Welcome, umbrellafriend

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You know what we're missing here? Footage of the proposal and marriage ceremony itself. Did Kogasa surprise up by popping the question? Was it a modest little wedding or did the people Kogasa smith for come in droves to support her? Did we make each other's rings? Who were the bridesmaids? Who was our best man?

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>>34161150
>Footage of the proposal and marriage ceremony itself. Did Kogasa surprise up by popping the question?
What better way to start a marriage than with a genuine surprise!

It's a shame the Kanako stuff happens after she's married, but at least Patchouli can be forced to go to her wedding. She'd probably be miserable to have to be at the umbrella's wedding, and be outside, but Remi would think it's hysterical and encourage it, as "an ambassador for the whole of the scarlet mansion."

I'd wanna see more stories of Kogasa interacting with other girls. I'd write some but I want to see if anyone will write one first before taking initiative for myself.

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>>34161238
I’m the anon who wrote the original story. I’ll write the actually proposal after dinner :p but should Kogasa be the one to propose or her husband? Hmmm

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>>34161299
Why not both?

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>>34161299
And I won't write anything about it in particular (Though writing about Kogasa's wedding would be fun), but if the other anon wants to retcon his own story a bit to write about Kanako being at the wedding then that would be cute

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>>34161299
Kogasa 100%. She's straightforward enough to do it.

>>34161326
Also a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Which 2hus do anons think would attend Kogasa's wedding? Which 2hu would help her pick what kind of ring to make and how to propose?

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>>34161150
Best man was old Youkai hunter

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>>34161557
Dude was a pretty big dick, he would need a whole redemption arc preferably redemption by death

But if you do that it means you get a chance to bring in Eiki Shiki. And I'd love to see Eiki Shiki lecturing Kogasa.

[Original Story Anon No.]

>>34161587
Am I going to get roped into writing a several thousand word side story again? It looks like I won’t be able to write anything until tomorrow because I just remembered I have a quiz, but that means I can take my time

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"You said she was around here right Aya?" Kogasa wandered through the sunflower field, careful to walk within the paths of dirt. She couldn't see Aya now, she was well too deep within the field. And Aya insisted on giving her a walkie-talkie to communicate instead of just joining her, she wasn't sure why.

"Yeah, trust me, she's there alright!" "Aya said from a safe and comfortable distance away, high in the sky, into her walkie-talkie. Aya wasn't going to take any risks here. Kogasa was a nice acquaintance, but Aya's passion for hard-hitting journalism (literally and figuratively) had to come first. That's how it was in this industry. If Kogasa was in her field, she'd understand.

Kogasa was told by Aya in casual conversation that there was a super powerful and master of fear youkai in this part, an area of Gensokyo Kogasa had barely been to before. She had heard murmurs of the youkai that lives around here, but never knew anything beyond that. Aya mentioned she carried a parasol, and Kogasa's eye's lit up.

"Oh! Do you think that youkai likes umbrellas?!"

"I mean, maybe? But I wo-..." Aya suddenly had a strange expression, which turned into a wide smile. Kogasa assumed this was due to thinking of umbrellas, she was glad this journalist was a fellow umbrella enthusiast! "Actually, yeah, I think she does! She's a big umbrella fan, and takes super good care of them!"

"Aaaah! That's so cool! There should be more of us!"

"Yeah, and she's scary too! The humans are terrified of her!"

"Really? What does she do?"

"Stuff soooo scary that even the Yama would be scared to send her to hell! They say the shrine maiden has struggled to exterminate her several times! And they say this youkai even genocided an entire area just for fun!"

"Wow that is scary!"

"But, I bet if you talked to her and told her you were an umbrella, she would be ecstatic to hear that! I'm sure she'd love to give you all kinds of pointers about being scary, and umbrellas, and all that!"

Kogasa's eyes lit up. It was that conversation from her trusted friend that made her realize she just HAD to meet this youkai! No question about it!

Finally, after what felt like an hour, Kogasa heard footsteps a bit in front of her. Rumbling! This was it! Kogasa headed into some of the denser sunflowers to hide. Aya had told her before this youkai would respect her trying to scare her, and Kogasa wanted a great first impression!

Aya looked through her binoculars and saw Kogasa jumping into the sunflowers. Oh, this must be it! She was getting ready to surprise her! Aya fumbled a bit, grabbing her long-distance camera. Her it comes, the first page story! She raised her camera, and...

"Bero bero ba!"

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>>34161843
Kogasa is about to scare my wife.

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>>34161843
Kogasa lowered her umbrella after shouting her signature catchphrase to see what appeared to be a mature woman, green hair flowing in the wind. Her eyes were closed and her smile was serene. She did have an immaculate parasol with her, but this lady seemed far from the scary monster Kogasa had imagined. This woman also seemed completely unphased by Kogasa's incredible scare surprise.

"Oh, I'm sorry miss. I was expecting someone else."

"You were expecting another person?" Her voice was elegant, adding to her charm. "My, I hadn't expected this area to become so popular today."

"I was actually looking for this really scary youkai! Have you seen any here?"

"Scary youkai huh?" The lady paused, and placed a finger to her chin thinking. Anyone else might've picked up on the woman's playful tone and exaggerated expressions, but Kogasa was not anyone else. "I'm afraid I haven't seen any scary ones around here. There's only me and you here, and the flowers around us." She motioned to the tall sunflowers surrounding the two. "I suppose I might have missed them, it is very crowded here with all us people, no?"

"Huh, maybe so." Kogasa accepted, disappointment in her voice. "That's a shame, maybe they're already gone? Oh well..." She then perked right back up. "Still, it's nice to meet you ma'am! You take great care of your parasol, don'tcha?"

The green haired lady opened her eyes, a bit puzzled at first. "Oh, this old thing?" She gave it a light twirl. "Yes, I suppose I've had it for... Many many years now. It's like a special flower to me, graceful and unending... Speaking of care, I'm impressed you were considerate enough to take care when you jumped into the flowers?"

"Eh? Whatcha mean?"

The woman motioned over to where Kogasa had been earlier. Amidst the sunflowers were smaller flowers, and indents in the dirt where her sandals had been. "A fairy wouldn't have been so careful playing. They would've stepped on these poor souls. Flowers like these small ones here aren't fragile, but still... I can appreciate you being so considerate. If you hadn't been, perhaps our meeting would've been different."

"Ah, thanks! I try to avoid stepping on stuff like that!" The thinly veiled threat completely flew over Kogasa's head. "I'm an umbrella, a karakasa obake! We're good at watching out for what's beneath us, and protecting it! Plus, flowers help brighten up the rainy days we're made for!" The green haired woman seemed quite pleased with that comment. "Speaking of that," Kogasa put on her thinking cap. "... I can sense you're a youkai too, but... What are you miss?"

"Me?" The woman chuckled. "Cute little Yuuka is just cute little Yuuka..."

"Oh, OK!" This answer was acceptable too Kogasa. "It's still very nice to meet you!"

"Likewise. Say, I'm sure you're disappointed in not meeting your scary youkai, but my house is just a bit in that direction, would you care to have some tea with me? It isn't often I entertain visitors."

Kogasa's stomach rumbled at the thought. "I'd love that, thanks miss!"

"Run ahead dear, I'll meet you there, I have some trash I need to tend to first."

...

Aya looked through her camera lens, a bit disappointed in seeing Kogasa begin to run away from Yuuka. "Eeeeh, that was it? She's just giving her a warning or something? I can't use this, what a waste of an afterno-" Yuuka Kazami looked directly straight in Aya's direction. Despite being so far away, high in the sky, should've barely been visible, Yuuka made eye contact with her. "AHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK" Aya dropped her camera and panicked, she needed to get out of there and fast, she prepped to dart of, when she felt something grab her wings, pinning them together.

...

"And then after that she let me take home a few flower seeds to grow at home! They were ones she said reminded her of me!"

"That's nice Kogasa."

"It was really great, I had a happy day I'll remember forever!"

"That's real sweet Kogasa."

"So anyways Aya," Kogasa looked at the medical charts, pretending to know what they meant. Aya laid in bed within her full body cast. "Dr. Eirin says it's impressive. Apparently the bones that were broken are all ones that are extremely painful to break, some of the worst ones on the pain scale. What are the odds of that?"

"Yup, odds Kogasa."

"Well, try to be more careful flying next time Aya, I don't want you getting hurt worse!" Kogasa then leaned into a bag. "Oh, and before I forget! Miss Yuuka is really nice, she wanted me to give you this as a get-well gift." Kogasa placed a small potted sunflower on a table, making sure it was within view since Aya couldn't turn her neck too much. "Get well soon Aya!"

Truly, no group in Gensokyo had it worse than the honest journalists.

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>>34161542
>Which 2hus do anons think would attend Kogasa's wedding?
All of them except Reimu and Parsee

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>>34161843
>>34162340
Good stuff, I'm loving all of these Kogasa interactions. Poor Aya.

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>>34162340
I love it. Kogasa’s adventure around Gensoukyou is great fun.
I wonder how long a Tengu has to recover from being injured...
I love the scariness Yuuka being so fast and aware of her surroundings to pinpoint Aya instantly then proceed to catch her even if Aya is “the fastest”.

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>>34161843
>>34162340
10/10, this is now the best thread in the jay

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>>34161843
>>34162340
Hahahaha oh man anon that was a joy to read. I ought to take notes from you. And I think, thanks to you i have a crush on yuuka now and poor Aya >>34161900 I hope you’ve been keeping your wife company while she’s recovering

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>>34159617
This thread has gotten me to look more into Kogasa's backstory and in turn has made me want give the poor umbrella the satisfaction of scaring me every single day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34162940
My wife Yuuka will never recover from a scare as bad as Kogasa’s.

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>>34162970
I think we all feel that way anon. Some day now I will wake up on a mountain somewhere, and I will see a familiar head of blue hair and determined heterochromatic eyes, and hear those those 3 little words and I’ll pretend I had the scare of my life just to see her smile

[Original Story Anon No.]

I was listening to this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fBoc2DQ8S7U&list=RDfBoc2DQ8S7U&start_radio=1
And imagining it as the OP of a Kogasa SoL anime

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>>34162340
>when she felt something grab her wings, pinning them together.
Is bad that this played in my mind the fucking instant I read that? Vid related
https://youtu.be/n8pxg44KhEo&t=12s

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>>34163080
The obvious nominee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtvy9-PTy6k

[Anonymous No.]

>>34163894
I didn't know this existed. Thanks anon. Stack songs are so good

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[Anonymous No.]

Does her hair smell like rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>34167945
Like fresh rain, and the scent of spring.

[Anonymous No.]

There are requests for Satori and Hina, any other touhous you want Kogasa to interact with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171698
Nemuno, maybe bond over their habit of taking care of children?

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>>34163080
I nominate my go to Kogasa song.
https://youtu.be/bpnr-WM0kj0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172989
:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>34151248
Kogasa chuckled sinisterly (or, as sinisterly as someone like her could chuckle). She had devised an extremely new, advanced, complicated, extravagant, and elaborate surprise method, that she was more than excited to try out. She held no doubt that whatever unfortunate soul crossed this path would have the fright of their life! "Fufufu, the great Kogasa hopes she doesn't scare them to death with this!" Oh, whoever the poor soul was unfortunate enough to experience this technique was sure to go back and tell others, and spread the great fearsome legend of Kogasa. Today she would become a legendary youkai!

Kogasa lowered herself in the bushes. Here came two victims now. Two people in fact, a twin-braided girl, accompanied by a girl with short pink hair, and some... strange floating badge or something? Oh well, Kogasa didn't need to get today's fashion. "Now then, prepare to be shocked eternally!" She thought, and braced herself...!

The two girls continued on their path, before, the pink one stopped her companion. "Careful Orin. There's someone in the bushes."

E-eh! Kogasa was surprised herself. How was her infallible disguise foiled? Her hiding place was perfect! Well, there was still-

"Also watch out, there are decoys intended to frighten us set to a trap over there."

Ah? Ah? Ahhh! How did they know of her decoys!? They were going to deliver the second scare! Well, there was still hope for-

"Look out for the pitfall trap in front of us too Orin."

No! No! That's not fair! Her perfect plan was crumbling, but how? She had put so much effort into it! It was going to be her grand master youkai scare tactic plan! She even rated it a 5 scare plan herself! Maybe she could still salvage this by-

"Listen, I can read your mind and predict anything you'll do next. There's no hope in surprising me, so you might as well just come out now, alright?"

...

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174090
"...BEROBEROBA" Kogasa made a hail-mary attempt, and jumped out as quick as she could, licking the mean pink-haired girl with her umbrella.

"La-Lady Satori!!!" The feline girl cried.

"ACK-Really? I tell you you won't surprise me and you try to anyways? That defeats the whole point!"

Kogasa pouted to her. "It's not fair, I put so much effort in this scare plan and you cheated! How am I supposed to surprise you if you read minds miss?!"

"For your information," Satori wiped her face of the umbrella's saliva with a cloth her assistant thankfully had on her. "Your attempt to surprise us wasn't foiled by my mind-reading. First of all, that 'bush' your hiding behind is just a cheap wooden sign with green paint. And your purple umbrella still sticks out from behind it. Why even make a fake bush when there are plenty of bushes further down the road?"

"I had already dug the pitfall trap, and I realized I dug it too far away." Kogasa admitted. In her defense, she thought she did a good job painting a bush.

"Yes, and the pitfall trap." Satori walked up to it. "You do realize a pitfall trap needs to be covered right? Otherwise, it's little more than a hole. No one would run over one."

"W-well when the decoys frightened them after I frightened them, they would be so panicked they would!" Kogasa defended.

"Are these supposed to be the decoys?" The cat girl asked, pointing to three watermelons hanging from trees, with white napkins stapled to them. "How is fruit a decoy?"

"Th-They're supposed to be floating ghost heads! Realistic blood and all!" Kogasa had asked Seiga if she could borrow real ones but was turned, so she had to make due. She thought these looked realistic and bloody enough. Tears formed in her eyes as she looked down to her feet. "I-I worked really hard on this surprise, it was supposed to be petrifyingly scary! You're telling me it wasn't scary in the slightest?"

Satori looked down at the umbrella girl and began to feel a bit bad. Satori youkai already had a poor reputation up here, and this probably wasn't helping. She was supposed to be up here working on a case anyways, not making young girls cry. "Nope, not sca-" Her cat assistant began, before Satori interrupted her.

"Alright, I'll admit it; your trick didn't work because I cheated." Kogasa looked up. "If I wasn't a mind reader, you would've scared us really bad." Kogasa perked up, and wiped her eyes with her sleeve.

"O-Of course, I knew it! This plan was too scary to not work, only a cheater would be able to see through it!" Satori wasn't keen on being called a cheater, but it was better than most of the alternatives. And she supposed it was a bit true.

"Just, make sure to cover up your pitfall trap properly for the next person. That really won't work if it isn't covered."

"Alright, you got it miss..."

"Komeiji Satori!"

"Miss Komeiji Satori! As thanks for your constructive criticism, the great Kogasa will spare scaring you in the future."

"That would be appreciated, my heart is too weak to handle being scared." Satori waved goodbye as she continued down the path, the umbrella girl having rapidly changed her emotion from verge of crying to beaming with pride. "Come along now Orin, we've still got places to investigate."

"O-Of course Lady Satori!" Orin gave a small introduction to Kogasa before rushing over to join her master. "... These surface youkai are a bit strange aren't they?"

Satori smiled as she continued down the path. "Yes, but we need to try and be considerate. I've been told I'm a bit too cold anyways, so hopefully we can build some good karma with this good de-GAAAH"

Orin and Satori stumbled as they fell down into a deep hole. "Wh-What!?"

"Aaah, sorry!" A voice shouted from above. "That was my practice pitfall trap, I forgot I made that! I'll get you out!"

"WHY WOULD YOU HAVE YOUR PRACTICE ONE COVERED BUT NOT YOUR MAIN ONE?!"

==

I hope you like this Anon. I'm not really experienced with Satori stuff, so I didn't want to risk anything too big, I hope I did justice for her! Hopefully another anon might try something more ambitious with the two.

[Anonymous No.]

Home alone on a friday night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175006
>god youre pathetic
I-I thought Kogasa was supposed to be kind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175006
Sex with kogasa in the rain Expect I die of fucking hypothermia because it’s fucking raining

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175147
Surprised aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174107
>Kogasa had asked Seiga if she could borrow real ones
I would love stories of Seiga giving Kogasa bad advice that Kogasa misunderstands or turning down weird requests from her.
Also, Satori falling into the forgotten pit trap was perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175213
>I would love stories of Seiga giving Kogasa bad advice that Kogasa misunderstands or turning down weird requests from her.
I'm glad I'm not alone, Seiga and Kogasa seem like a great recipe for disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t believe I came so hard to a fucking UMBRELLA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175836
Thanks for the meal mister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176098
kogasa's confident face is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>I’ll never be able to start a loving relationship with kogasa and have her bite me during sex
What the fuck am I still living for kogasa Fumo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176796
Ummm, who are you quoting mister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176796
It’s okay bro, at least we humans can dream

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Seija has just flipped your umbrella's gender! What will you do to solve this incident?

[Anonymous No.]

thread too heart-warming, post more sad umbrellas

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178723
Realistically? Scream bloody murder. If Kogasa is pregnant when this happens she may have just aborted our child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178723
Boygasa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178800
Don't worry youkai magic or something keeps any potential kid safe just enjoy your boybrella for the time being

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178729
A sad depressed kogasa is a kogasa to be comforted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34014025
You awake to the sound of a soft current of running water alongside the incessant creak of an old rowboat. Trying to get a sense of your bearings, you try to prop yourself up with your.. arms? Feeling as if something was off, you attempt to stand up but realize it was also a physical impossibility. Looking down, not only do you notice that your limbs were missing, but rather, your entire body was missing. Suddenly, something appears in your peripheral vision, a wisp of some kind. You follow it with your gaze until the ball of light nestles itself besides a figure leaning against the rowboat. You turn your gaze upwards and make eye contact with a rather seemingly listless and tired-looking girl in a blue dress with red-pigtails. A large scythe rested on her shoulders, locked into place with her arms hooked around opposite sides of the pole.

“So you’re the guy I’ve been hearin’ about, huh? Word spreads quickly whenever that miko is hellbent on solving an incident. Didn’t think she’d actually kill a... well nevermind.”

You remained fixed in your position, befuddled. But after briefly gathering your thoughts and unclouding your memory, you soon come to the realization that you are in fact, dead.

“W-Wait, so then you’re a shiniga-“

The woman abruptly cuts you off.

“Yeah, yeah. Let’s just get this over with.”

She drops the blade end of the scythe into the sand, balancing the opposite end with her right palm while reaching out towards your direction with her left palm.

“Pay up.”

“How was I supposed to know to bring a coin purse with me after I die?! And besides, I’m flat broke anyway!”

She lets out a begrudging sigh and steps towards you.

“Not physical money. It’s money that manifests through the bonds you made with others during your life. A representation of the hospitality and respect earned from every single person that cared about you.”

She reaches inside your corporeal form and pulls out a small clump of yen, before overturning and opening her fist to check the contents.

“And.. how sad. Well, I guess this will suffice. Not like I can go turning away every spirit. And ‘sides, Miss Yama said she’d like to have a special word with you. Not every day you get this kind of opportunity, for better or for worse.”

You immediately tense up, acknowledging the past atrocity and grave sin you had committed. Staring blankly off in the distance, your eyes trail along the currents of the Sanzu River towards the distance where you can make out the blossoms of a red flower of some kind.

“Well..? We haven’t got all day.”

The shinigami was already impatiently standing in the boat, her head tilted back towards you.

“S-Sorry.”

You hover over and settle onto one of the seats as she begins to ferry down the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182291
Crossing through the thickets and foliage, you arrive at a massive clearing at the end of the river. The field ahead of you stretches into the distance, adorned with countless amount of red flowers as far as the eye can see. A gentle warmth envelopes you as the shinigami docks her boat against the shore.

“And.. we’ve arrived. Just past this initial field and a bit over there in the distance, you’ll find her.”

You get off and spend some time staring off into the distance before looking back. The shinigami was already rowing away in the distance, leaving you stranded here. Turning forwards again, you float through the seemingly endless expanse of red flowers. It felt strangely relaxing, comforting even. Yet, a slight sense of building dread began to pile up every second. The ominous feeling only grew with every step you took.

In the horizon, the image of a large, imposing throne came into view. It had an intricate, golden and ornate looking design which rose off many meters off the ground. The sheer size of this structure made you seem like a mere dwarf in comparison. And atop this seat was presumably the Yama herself. You gradually come to a stop when she takes notice of you and shifts in her seat to acknowledge your presence.

“Halt. Step no further.”

Her voice boomed through the air, sending ripples that made the neighboring flowers gently sway against the vibrations. You trembled before her presence, looking up, you were fully aware of your own current powerlessness. Suddenly, she pointed what seemed to be a wooden rod down directly towards you.

“Wrath. Malice. Hatred. Evil. Such traits I had observed long before you had arrived here, human. It has already been long decreed that due to this transgressions that it is judged your sins shall drag your very essence to the bowels of hell.”

You remained still, utterly speechless and frozen in a pathetic mix of fear and anguish as she continued her speech.

“However, I will allow this. A chance of redemption from this grave sin you have committed. You will be forgiven by accomplishing this one last good deed.”

The Yama reaches out her empty hand and a mirror slowly materializes in her palm. She releases her grip, the mirror slowly floating down until it is directly in front of you.

“Make amends with her. The youkai you have wronged, for her soul writhes in billowing despair because of the evil you’ve inflicted upon her. You have but only one single chance.”

Then suddenly the mirror shines brilliantly, enveloping your vision with an intense white light. You try to avert your gaze from the blinding radiance and shut your eyes tight. But when you open your eyes, you find yourself standing in a blank, gray space. You take notice of the fact that your body has returned but the a seemingly endless void is now surrounding you.

However, in the distance, you can see someone. It was someone all too familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182325
The blue dress. The blue skirt. The wooden sandals.

You take a step forward.

She sat upright on the ground, hugging her knees. Her face was buried into her lap, crying.

You begin walking.

A broken, purple umbrella was laid out before her, snapped in half.

You began running.


The void stretched out, altering the distance between you and the youkai in an otherwise impossible fashion when you attempt to approach her in vain. Her figure always seemed to loom in the distance, unattainable and unreachable. You try calling out to her desperately but it seemed as if she was unable to hear. Or perhaps your pleas were simply being ignored.

Then reflections and images of that dreadful scene covered the expanse of the void. Revealing every horrific moment that you had inflicted upon this harmless youkai. The abuse, torment, pain, and suffering all stared back at you. The consequences of your actions also reflected back. The endless rainfall that had plagued the village, the suffering that your fellow humans had to go through, their collective pain and agony pierced directly into the core of your being, your very soul. And suddenly, there was a surge of sharp pain. A pain that made you let out a scream of agony. Needles begin manifesting and strike your body several times over. The cold stare of the miko had occupied every empty space of the void, with every inch of space reflecting her hatred. You raise your arms in panic and agony before several more needles pierce through your forearm. In the intense pain sends your arms into shock and go numb, causing them to drop to your sides. One last needle barrels through the air. Helpless to evade with your crippled body, time seems to slow to a crawl. The needle was directly in your line of sight. And yet you lacked the capacity to react before time abruptly resumes and the needle forcibly pierces through your left eye.

You drop to your knees. Blood pours through every wound in your body and pools onto the floor. Collapsing onto the ground in agony, a coat of red has completely overtaken your vision. And you feel a presence standing over you, unmoving and unwavering. Kogasa stood silent, watching your body writhe in pain. And through it all, you manage to gutter out a few words.

“I’m... sorry. Koga.. sa.”

The air grew stagnant. The silence was deafening. The pain however, was incessant. You were in a state of constant torment, unable to die. Yet, your spirit experienced an amount of pain unimaginable to any normal human. Many would cherish the sweet relief of death, but you do not have that luxury. However, you still desperately try to reach out in hopes of being forgiven.

“I’m... sorry..”

You turn your head to the side, trying to glance upwards at her with your remaining eye. Her eyes were empty. Tears streaked down the sides of her face. One of the drops hit your cheek. She just stood. Stood. Silent. Staring. For what seemed like eons, she gazed at you. Was it pity? Was it hate? How long has it been? Days or weeks? Time within this space seemed to blind into an incoherent mess. You just wanted something, anything. Space warped, reality shifted yet stagnated but finally she spoke.

“Too late.”

The walls cracked and shattered. Your body slumped back onto the fields of Higan and the Yama looked down in disappointment.

“It is a shame. And so you have failed.”

You have resigned yourself to your impending fate.

“And so it is judged. I shall sentence you to eternal hell.”

Eiki raised up her Rod of Remorse, then brought it down. A portal opens beneath you as your body is slowly sucked into a dimension filled with unimaginable horror. You clench your weakened fists and close your eye. You are filled with the anxiety of being fated to be trapped within the confines of hell for all eternity. Your body carries with it writhing agony that can never be relieved. You are completely helpless, powerless, and alone. It all culminates to a single point and then..

You see Kogasa’s facing away from you before slowly turning around. She raises her arms and grins mischievously.

“BERO BERO BAA!!!”

You let out one final scream.

“aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”



You fall flat on your butt onto the pavement. Kogasa unhooks herself from the tree branch and spins around in mid-air, landing feet first.

“Aha! How’d you like that scare?!”

She brings up a hand to her face and giggles to herself. You sat there completely dumbfounded.

“W-Wha...”

Kogasa put her hands on her hips and puffed out her chest, looking incredibly proud of herself.

“I learned a trick or two about opening up the human psyche and injecting the spookiest nightmares directly into your brain! And my training finally paid off! I call it... the Karakasa Deluxe!! So? Whaddya think? Pretty good, right?”

Tears well up in your eyes and you double over, hunching over onto the ground. And you bow your head down in defeat.

“H-Hey.. are you okay, human?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182291
>>34182325
>>34182406
A neverending spiral of torment and suffering, thanks Kogasa!

Seeing these continuations is incredible, this has developed into something I'd haven't have expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182406
Now I want Happily Married Kogasa and her Hobo anon husband to meet the irrepably traumatized anon and accidental torcherer Kogasa. If everything after the first bero bero baa in the bulli timeline was just in anon's head, then that Kogasa probably just ruined his life. It's implied that the bulli and husband anons are the same person, but only the bulli anon had people give enough of a rats ass to so much as mock him. It would be facinating to see our two anons talk about their respective umbrellas and our umbrellas talk about their anons, I can easily see the two from the married timeline being APPALED by their counterparts.

Calling it now, the yokai hunter is actually our godfather and the bulli anon is the one he stepped up to raise.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ask about the elephant in the room. No I'm not calling Kanako fat
Is asshole Youkai hunter going to hook up with Kanako?
Since he probably keeps an eye on Kogasas husband I could see Kogasa one day trying to talk to him and get him to go to the Moriya shrine so he has an in if he for some reason decided to take it.
Or he could just meet Kanako while she is in disguise drinking in the village and they get friendly by complaining about the pair without knowing that they are talking about the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183535
Kanako probably goes for little boys. Though I think for the youkai hunter having him faithful to his first love would be poetic and helps show he's not complete scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182406
If you abuse the umbrella, in hell will be your villa

Any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182406
Hey who gave you permission to give people nightmares?

Your Eiki and Komachi were well done, the boat ride felt sufficiently awkward, as I imagine any with a horrible person would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34184472
No questions.
I'm making the umbrella happy even if costs me my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34184472
No ma'am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183535
>I'm going to ask about the elephant in the room. No I'm not calling Kanako fat
Well, she might not be patchouli, but still...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34174090
>>34174107
That was cute. I didn't consider that Satori would be the perfect ploy for Kogasa's failing pranks since Satori never goes to the surface outside of CDS. That fulfilled both my request of Satori meeting Kogasa and Kogasa being bullied. I might try my hands at making one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34196183
I'm really glad you liked it! And I hope you consider it, it's really fun to see all these anon's interpretations of Kogasa, and having her interact with their favorite characters!

[Anonymous No.]

How many times could you stand hearing bero bero ba before you go mad? How bad would her chunni levels be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34202250
I would literally be mind broken by how many times she would say it and I’m okay with that

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder you are not allowed to abandoned or forget this umbrella. You must let her know you care for her everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34143065
She changed profession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34202250
Chuuni youmu and kogaga larping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172989
This has the feeling of an ED

[Anonymous No.]

>>34202250
Honestly, I'd probably just get her a bike horn or something at Kourindou to help her spook people. A short sharp sound that won't carry far enough to spark noise complaints would go a long way I think, she might even appreciate us taking in a old item.

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>>34212477
Congrats, you've sparked what might be the lamest incident in Gensokyo, which will culminate in Reimu scolding you for thinking it was a good idea to give her a horn to incessantly honk at people

[Anonymous No.]

>>34214393

[Anonymous No.]

Don't leave me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34227235
I'll always be here for you, Kogasa-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34227235
I want to hug Kogasa so badly and comfort her. No one deserves to feel unloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34227235
I won’t

[Anonymous No.]

>>34043912
Don't make me waifu an umbrella, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182291
>>34182325
>>34182406
God I wish that were me.
I'm very interest about how this story could continue.
If anon didn't bow at the end, I even thought this would be a version of hell where You are trapped in a loop where You take the same actions without realizing at first, up until the moment you get a feeling of deja-vu to the agony of knowing every single event that will happen from that first scare to Your death all the while being unable to change your actions and the subsequent flow of events.

Kinda like Endless Eight if it was a torture room, or Re Zero if you couldn't change the outcome of your actions no matter how hard you tried, like Steins;Gate tuturu arc that mindbroke Okabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182291
>>34182325
>>34182406
KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>>34241492
Get out. >>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34165822
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34241364
>Kinda like Endless Eight if it was a torture room
Lock someone in a room with a TV playing nothing but Endless Eight on loop and you'll have a very effective torture room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34013806
>> courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari.
Rescued from what, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34244849
her dusty va-

[Anonymous No.]

It's a slow day in the graveyard, no one is surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34016439
>>34036773
I'm the original author of (just) the first post. I didn't have any thoughts of continuing beyond that, so if you like, you can at least take the first bit as a standalone.

>>34244849
My vague idea was that she was setting the kid up to be a recurring hero, with herself as a villain, just to keep things interesting. So, she probably had his brothers locked up in a big iron cage, perhaps with a comically large cauldron nearby. He'd come rushing in with some trinket from the outside world that he thought was a magic talisman, she'd pretend to recoil and drop the skull-shaped iron key -- some usual cliched stuff.

(And then maybe after two or three rounds of that she'd try for some /ss/.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34245156
Van?

>>34247442
>> (And then maybe after two or three rounds of that she'd try for some /ss/.)
You had me in the first two thirds of your reply, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could write Kogasa, I tried to make a few attempts but her dialogue was always off and I couldn't come up with any cool ideas.
The best I got was from this post >>34212477

You lay in bed with Kogasa and she seems to be in the mood for some fooling around.
You try to go for some foreplay with her, but as soon as you land your hand on her breast you hear a loud *HONK* from behind her.
Kogasa looks you in the eyes and says "G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~!"
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175192
I doubt something like that would surprise someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34254587
I grinned and I want breed kogosa

[Anonymous No.]

You had stretched your arms, laying back on the grass. The view of Gensokyo was great from here, the peak of Youkai Mountain. You could see most of the major landmarks beneath you. Though perhaps what was most wonderful was the sunset from her, as it slowly began to sink below. It was funny, you had never cared much before to watch the sunset, and but now these days, you felt like you could appreciate these kinds of things more. Maybe it was from that near-death experience with Rumia. Or maybe...

You had made a point to keep from going too low when laying to watch the sun, if you had left the boundaries of the Moriya shrine, you'd be fair game to the tengu. Aya seemed amicable enough, but you doubted she could be representative of all tengu.

"Bero Bero Ba!" A voice shouted, as a face sticking out its tongue appeared upside-down in your vision. Kogasa had returned from her bi-weekly meeting with the goddess of the shrine. She pouted as you smiled, completely unsurprised. She had done this everytime, and you could hear her giggling, you weren't sure what she expected. The youkai sighed, as she gently placed her umbrella in the grass, sitting beside you. She kicked her sandals off, her feet bare in the grass. "So, whatcha thinking about? No one watches a sunset without thinking~" Well, she was right about that. There were several things on your mind. Recently though, you had been considering your past.

Regrets were some of the main things on your mind. You thought a lot more recently about your parents, how little you had formed any meaningful connection with them. You had regrets about how you had treated Kogasa when you had first met her, even if she did forgive you for it a while ago. There were lots of events that had gone through your mind, If you had done things differently, maybe you'd still have your arm. If you had done things differently, maybe you'd still have your family's old house. If you had done things differently...

"Regrets, eh?" Kogasa made a thinking pose, like the dork she was. You had chuckled, even after confessing some of your inner thoughts, this umbrella still seemed to act like herself. "I used to have those. I had lots of those in fact. But I've decided to try and not have those anymore!"

"I used to think all the time about things I could have done, and how I could do things differently. Maybe if I was a more useful umbrella, I wouldn't even be a youkai. Maybe if I was scarier I could be a more powerful. Maybe if I was willing to..." Her face had darkened a bit, you wondered deep down what urges and thoughts a youkai could have. "But, I don't want to think about those things anymore! Because, for the first time in... A time, I'm really happy. And not just, like, happy after eating ice cream. But happy where I don't feel sad every night. Where I don't wake up feeling worthless. Where I actually like who I am. I'm happy now, I have friends now, and I have you now." A hand seemed to grip your's when you hadn't notice.

"And, if I like who I am now, why should I have regrets? If I had done things differently, who knows what could happen? Have you ever heard of that butterfly effect thing? Sanae told me about it, it's where some super tiny thing you do could change the entire world! So maybe, for example, if I didn't fail at scaring a little kid 3 years ago, the world might have exploded or something!" You doubted the world would explode. "So, if I have regrets, it means I'd have to be willing to give up everything I have now to change them. And..." She leaned against you, watching the sun slip beneath the earth, and the stars form, creating a cosmically night. "... I'm not willing to give up what I have now. Not now, not ever~". You wrapped your arm around Kogasa. She might've been a bit naive, and her word choice was a bit goofy, but she could be a bit introspective when she wanted to. God you loved this umbrella.

"I love you... So much..."

Meanwhile, from inside the shrine...

"Hey Kanako, come look, they're cuddling in the sunset! Isn't that romantic~"

"Oh, silence you."

"Do you think they'll start kissing and tumbling together in the grass? Right on these holy grounds?"

"Shut up you damn frog, let me drink my sake in peace!"

===

Hope you Anons have a great Wednesday, and treat your umbrellas well. Hopefully next thread there can be many sweet Kogasa stories again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34256881
The umbrella smiles brighter than the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34256881
Good stuff and mega virgin kanako

[Anonymous No.]

>>34254587
I want to honk her heckin honkers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34256881
Very sweet.
>>34257862
I feel a deep spiritual connection to Kanako, I wonder why is that...

[Anonymous No.]

this is genuinely the best threads i've ever seen, all of you writers are so good at this that it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.]

I want to knock up kanako

[Anonymous No.]

Thread has almost reached bump limit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34275193
It's okay anon we won't leave Kogasa alone. Our love for her will reach into the next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>34050682
>I got these from Sanae
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34051106
>I'm spending my Friday writing erotic fiction on /jp/...

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tl:dr: the thread

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Good night Kogasa, see you anons next thread...

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And so the sunsets on another wonderful Kogasa thread.
Hopefully we get more Kogasa and Yuuka stories next time!

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bump

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I hope someone has compiled and put all the stories together in one pastebin or something

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>>34280049
Good night...

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>>34280284
Yeah, we still need continuation of the OG anon story. How will Kogasa react when She finds out, that she fucked up someone's brain.

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>>34280818
I just want the wedding and to see more of Kogasa interacting with my favorite touhous. And a virgin Kanako spin off.

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The best thread on /jp/ while it lasted. Thanks to everyone that contributed.

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n-no please don't go away! not yet please...

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>>34280969
It was pretty fun but it sucks that the next thread probably won't be the same.

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>>34280284
Pastebin doesn’t allow nsfw and violence any more, put it in a mega