Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Comfy Ratas!

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[Anonymous No.]

Bully the shorties!

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>>22010547
Wow, like 10 seconds after the thread was created. You okay?

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>>22010549
I think I just broke my old record

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>>22010547
>>22010551
Nice. What kind of wife do you have anon.

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>>22010569
Harem With pretty much everyone being an OC’s Large private stuff I do enjoy both tall and small

[Anonymous No.]

Orange slimes!

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What happens to h'orcs who can't take over an already established group of p'orcs lead by a big bad p'orc?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are cute!

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>>22010551
How am I supposed to bully an innocent shortstack titania? I'd feel bad making my onee-san sad

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If only I had a bunch of Werewolves to pack fuck me. All with their contralto moaning and screaming.

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>>22010620
They become the p'orcs personal slave. Forced to pleasure the p'orc until a suitor is found then they come the second wife to the new king.

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>>22010620
She gets kicked to the bottom rung of the ladder and is bullied by all the other p'orc into doing all the menial chores. She grumbles in private about how she'll get back at them when she becomes leader, but kowtows to them so they don't bully her even more.

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>https://i.imgur.com/gSTQ5Au.jpg
have sex with fairies!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to breed a big tiddy panda girl till her species is out of extinction list

[Anonymous No.]

>grab a mana marker and set it to tsurara-onna
>but i'm in the middle of a desert
would they make the trek?

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>>22010546
>Be good man
>Always good with kids, and always enjoy spending time with them
>It seems to only make sense for you to have a job taking care of them
>The Demon principal was quite impressed with your resume, and was happy with the interview
>Asked you questions like "Do you have a lot of energy," "Are you gentle," "Can you handle a little roughhousing" and "have you ever married or had kids?"
>The answers were yes, yes, of course, and you are afraid not
>The last question worried you a bit, because of course someone who had kids is probably going to be better
>Thankfully she told you not to worry, and that you're perfect for the job
>You walk to your first day of work and are surprised to find a bunch of children run toward you
>All girls? A lot of them appear to be monsters too
>It wasn't mentioned in the work ad, but it doesn't really bother you
>"Hello kids, my name is Mr. Anon." you give your best smile which they return
>"Hey, hey!" one of the girls, a Baphomet, raises her hand
>"Yes?"
>"Can we call you big brother?"
>"Well, I don't see why not."
>Another one, a human, raises her hand
>"Can I call you big brother too?"
>Suddenly all of them surround you, asking you the same thing
>"Haha! I can be everyone's brother!"
>They all cheer
>And that is how you had your first day as a teacher

>You've enjoyed your time with the kids so far
>They are surprisingly well mannered for children
>Can't complain though
>Today you tried to teach them how to write their names
>Most of them can do pretty well with spelling, although their handwriting can be a little hard to read at times
>"Big brother!"
>You look to see your Demon student, Linda (probably the principal's daughter) calling you
>She's with the Sea Bishop in her little wheelie fish tank
>"Big brother, you want to play pretend?"
>"Well, that sounds fun! What are we doing?"
>"Sarah and me want to do a wedding, with her as the priest, and me as the bride. But there are no boys to play the groom..."
>You give her a sad look
>"Oh, what a shame, seems like a real pickle... Wait!" You snap your fingers. "How about I act out as the groom!"
>She squeals in joy at your words
>"Oh thank you! You'll be a great husband!"
>Sarah proceeds to 'read' through her little book
>Standard wedding stuff you'd expect, love in health etc.
>"Now, sign your marriage contracts and you shall be married!"
>Huh? Don't you sign the contracts before? Ah, maybe her mother told her about marriage and contracts and she assumed that they were done at the wedding
>You take a closer look at them and, wow, these look pretty official
>Did her mother maybe make a play contract or something?
>You turn to look at the child, her eyes wide in excitement and she giggles to herself
>She sounds adorably maniacal
>As you bring up the pen, you remember something
>Her handwriting was pretty poor when you had her write her name
>The others laughed a bit, making fun of how she had bad handwriting despite being a demon
>Feeling a little bad for her, you decide to sign with a terrible scrawl
>You write down your name while making it look terrible
>Some words cut through others, your n looks like an h, and all the letters are huge
>Once you finish writing, Sarah hands the document over to Linda
>"Now you are married! Yay!" she claps for her friend
>Linda looks over the paper grinning, but her grin slowly turns into a look of astonishment, seeing your own handwriting
>She turns back to you, and you give her a kind smile
>She returns a it, and runs off to show her friends

>"So, did it work?" The Baphomet speaks
>"He signed it ma'am, but it needs to be his name."
>"And it isn't?"
>"Err"
>The Demon hands it to her superior who takes a moment to read it then tearing it to shreds
>"Looks like our sweet big brother is smarter than he looks. Let's try something more subtle next time."

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>>22010688
Anon, not only would they make the trek but they'd wage environmental war against that desert by fucking you so hard it forms an oasis.

This is also why you never set your marker to Ushi-Oni. Not even when you're in space.

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>>22010717
>go to space
>set mana marker to ushi oni
>ushi oni coerces a lilim into teleporting her to me
these girls can't be stopped

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>>22010688
How far would a fish go from water to get me?

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>>22010687
Anon, no! If you do that then they’ll lose all the special status and perks that come with being endangered, you’ve got to keep it secret about how many daughters you’re having
>>22010717
>you play a prank on your friend
>set his mana marker from a gentle and nice troll to a rape happy ushi-oni
>he wonders why he’s getting weird looks from everyone all day
>at the end of the day you reveal the prank to him and you both share a laugh about it since there is no ushi-oni even remotely close to where you live
>friend also reveals that he set your mana marker to a hellhound which are equally rare as ushis here
>both of you laugh till a ushi and her hellhound friend burst down your door raping you both respectively

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>>22010744
The Lilim step is unnecessary. Have you never seen an ICBU before?

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>>22010745
farther than you might think. she might have to get her harpy friend to help out though

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>>22010687
Respectable goal. Filling panda wombs is an honorable job.

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>>22010756
what's that?

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>>22010785
An intercontinental ballistic Ushi

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>>22010716
I liked it do continue

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>>22010798
the gremlins went too far this time!

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>>22010807
No, going too far would be replacing tungsten rods with Ushis and dropping them from orbit.

https://www.businessinsider.com/air-force-rods-from-god-kinetic-weapon-hit-with-nuclear-weapon-force-2017-9

[Anonymous No.]

>i like too many mgs to settle on a waifu, and im not a haremfag
only death will release me from this torment

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>>22010859
wat

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>>22010593
>another haremfag
Feels like there's more of us by the day any recommendations who to get private stuff from?

[Anonymous No.]

>"If you monsters want to have your way with us... THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL US FIRST BEFORE WE EVEN LET YOU RAPE US!"

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>>22010765
>live in the desert region, with plenty of dangers all around
>decide to get a mana marker to somewhat protect yourself from Sandworms out in the dunes and scheming Apophi in the cities
>doesn't really matter what you choose as long as it'd never show up in the desert, so you pick Sea Bishop at random
>chuckle at the ridiculous thought of a soft priest mermaid girl lugging herself through mountains of sand, and feel confident that you've constructed an impossible scenario and beat the system
>go about your business for a few months mostly unharmed, though you do get odd stares and double-takes from certain monsters
>resting one day unharmed by an oasis, watching the harpies fly overhead, not a care in the world
>hear an odd mixture of a sound, like a heavy object falling from a great height and words you'll understand as "SORRYFORBEINGLATE!" seconds later when it will be too late
>hit straight in the face with meaty Sea Bishop tail, as she lays passed out from the fall
>some monster that looks like a sphynx with purple hair leans in from offscreen, says something like "I've heard of flying fish but this is ridiculous!" then disappears just as suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

How would you, as a super-villain, dress your Monster Girl minions?

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>>22010687
I want to fuck as many big tiddy panda girls as possible, if only to get them off the endangered species list.

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>>22011003
Extremist or undead style

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So according to what some posts said, and from some write faggotry I've read. Monstergirls are often bound to have good smell and scents. You know what I mean right?

Where in monstergirl write faggotry, the human boy who is being MONSTERGIRL'D is describing the surprisingly good and aromatic smell of said Monstergirl that is Pro-Active Dating him.

>"The dragon girl is having her way with me. But to my surprise... She smelled somehow good. I almost forgot about the fact she tore my clothes off and is having her way with me because of the sweet smell of apples, cherries and peppermint coming from her... Must be a perfume she's wearing. And even her dragon breath smelt good, I thought it would reek of coal and cinder but it smelled exactly like roasted marshmallows."

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>>22011035
Addicted to waifu's scent!

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I wonder how many times a dragon girl can handle creampies in one night before they faint from the sheer consecutive orgasms?

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>>22011028

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>>22011053
At least 10.

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>>22010551
Gonna snug Titanee

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>>22011035
Because the writers are primarily male (virgins) that don't know how to properly describe the act of sex or otherwise are wanting to write purple prose. Thus, they fall back on the poor adage of writing out the five senses of the scene rather than actually focusing on why the sexy sex is sexing in the first place.

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>>22011003
Skin tight tops with short sleeves, short-shorts, knee high boots, gloves, and a Robin-style mask, all black for my shortstack imp minions. They weren't originally very sexy, but the imps have made their own modifications to their uniforms, clipping holes for easy access for sex.

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>>22011161
Fairy Queen and her realm is for protecting. Gonna be her knight and husband!

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>>22011204
She and the fairies get into little cheer leading uniforms to raise his morale when he goes out ot fight.

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>>22011220
Fairy-winged Wurm is there too!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you escape from onee-sans?

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>>22011255
>wanting to escape

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>>22011255
Join the adventurer guild!

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>>22011255
>>22011271
>>22011283
Sasuga... Oni-Sama!

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>>22011255
>Is somebody messing with Anonyama-aniki?!

[Anonymous No.]

My MGE Venice book finally arrived. I will not go through every details translating but I'll post whatever I feel like it's important

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>>22011466
Nice, thanks anon. Are you planning to post pictures of the pages or?

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>>22011494
Eh, like every other MGE book the book's mostly wall of texts and all the decent pics were already uploaded in that imgur album so I don't see any point posting pics of it

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>>22011138
Did some Apophis graped her or something

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>>22011401
>big, tough oni thinks your the most badass motherfucker around
>doesn't know you're actually very weak in a fight
>she's never been proven wrong because she always beats up anyone who challenges you, thinking they aren't worth your time

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>>22011255
>>22011283
>adventurer's guild has requirements
>must be level 10
>must have 20 takedowns
>must traverse past floor 10
>have high-level tutorial valkyrie nee-san helping you
>she's constantly got your back to the point where it's borderline annoying, but you can't deny how helpful she is
>insists that the two of you share a room & bed at the end to save costs
>buys and optimizes your equipment for you
>adventuring in the dungeon with her one day
>already hit the takedown goal last week
>hit level 10 on floor 7
>at the end of floor 9, ready to kick some ass
>valkyrie insists that you're still too weak and evacs you from the dungeon without consent
>kinda pissed about it, but she's way more experienced than you are so you can't argue
>go shopping, get some pretty slick gear, try again tomorrow
>she still thinks you're not ready
>try again a week later
>still a no
>two weeks
>no
>Two months pass, grind until level 25 on nothing but slimes, goblins and bats
>geared up well beyond what someone should be wearing in this section of the dungeon
>more healing items than the shop keeps in stock
>Valkyrie continues to insist that you're not ready
>what the fuck
>bring up how you're armed to the teeth, and leveled beyond the point where even F.O.E.s are running from you
>"Forgive me, but I cannot risk you falling to the enemy."
>decide not to cause any more of a fuss
>she decides to speak with Chief-sama about what to do next
>says she's going to spend the night at church, and asks you to be really careful
>yeah ok sure
>sneak off to the dungeon in the dead of night
>easily clear everything out
>reach floor 9
>steamroll it
>easily make it to the exit
>grab the latch
>something grabs your shoulder
>it's the valkyrie nee-san, decked out in bikini armor, and with pink highlights in her naturally blonde hair
>"Didn't I tell you to be careful? It seems like you need disciplinary action. Go wait at the inn, without any clothes. I need to consult Ero-I mean The Chief on how I should handle you. And don't even think about running off like that again. Your big sis has eyes like a hawk, y'know?"
>she's giggling in an uncharacteristic manner all of a sudden

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>>22011255
By being an onii-chan!

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>>22011335
Demon Onee-Chan wants a hug

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>>22011283
onee-san is going to make lunches for you before you go adventuring!

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>>22011609
Oneesan lunches give you strength

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if you get scared just close your eyes and she'll go away.

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>>22011555
Baggy pants are great for hiding stuff you stole!

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>>22011678
Baggy pants are awful as they hide FAT rat butt

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>>22011505
It would at least be nice to have better pics than the ones we have now.

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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76626750

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>>22010546
Be playing multiplayer game.

Loading screen...

Game loads up.

Multiplayer theme song kicks in:
>https://youtu.be/sIWnz0x_pSQ

Choose your faction, either the Order or Monstergirls....

Which side do you choose? And what do you think are their respective perks, bonuses and exclusive features?

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>>22011733

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Have you guys tried to write anything in the setting like and area group etc

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>>22011255
You don't.

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>>22011793
Not write but I've got an entire kingdom thought out for my fantasies, recently I'm starting to think about neighbouring kingdoms too.

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>>22011793
Short thing of teenage Order nuns bullying the undead population of their school until a nerdy vamp has enough and seeks revenge when they ruin her attempted confession to a boy. I don't know how or why it turned into Mean Girls but I'm just going to try and finish it.

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>>22011513
So like a male version of Bloody Butterfly?

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>>22011526
Mating press that valkyrie as revenge

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>>22010637
Is 14 enough?

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Nothing ever goes my way. I just want to chill with some fluff and listen to Hawkwind or something.

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>>22010716
This guy is a terrible teacher.

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>>22011740

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Oh fuck, the 'Boss Diva' Undine IS the legendary mermaid princess! She became Undine because Poseidon reincarnated her into one after she gave her life to sing the magical song that ended the great war between 7 islands. That's why she had fish tail and all that even though she's Undine

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>>22010962
>enemy NPCs
>” :^| MONSTERS BAD ”
“Why?”
>” :^[ “

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>>22011970
I agree, he should be replaced.

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>>22010997
Where’s my Cheshire Cat with Groucho Marx glasses?

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>>22011970
Why? Explain so other teachers will learn to act better to monster students proposing to them.

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>>22011982
Fun fact: this was going to be the plot of an Aquaman comic but they wouldn't let the writer turn him into a water elemental.

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>>22012000
I don't think I could handle a Groucho-tier Cheshire. Her rapid delivery of funny lines would be the end of me.

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>Looks like stripper island has a shop run by Sabbath, does that mean there's also Bapho in Curt Alf?
I want a loli Nereid from the ocean Sabbath. I always kind of liked the Nereid's design but it's nice to see them get so much attention in the new book.

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If a man was supplied with enough generic mamanomana and doppel potions, could he Alp from his own self desire?

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>>22011035
Smell does nothing for me. I’m allergic to most every fragrance so the other senses are more important

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>>22011982
I kind of suspected that because she resembles the painting of the princess.

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>>22012052
I also hate artificial fragrances but girls can smell nice with just their sweat!

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>>22012058
The deepest lore...

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>>22012088
Poseidon is based.

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>>22012003
He didn’t cover any material or even go over the expectations for the school year.

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>>22012082
>implying I’ve ever smelled that

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>>22012116
Sniff girls more often. They don't mind if you're careful and do it in a crowd...

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>>22011982
Can’t undine change their form though like any undine can look like a mermaid if they try hard enough?

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>>22010546
I want to molest all the angel type monster girls!

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Chapter 27

https://pastebin.com/xaCzzy3q

Things are moving slower than expected with all the work and my fledgling Kenshi addiction

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>>22012141
Maybe since they are made of water but the whole people circle jerking that they and all elementals can do the same right after the book came out was just people pulling stuff out of their asses as it's pretty clear it's part of her specific story and not a breed or elemental wide thing.

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>accept notifications from 4chan
Anyone else getting weird spam pop ups here?

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>>22012170
This should have been asked during the qna to clear it up

[Anonymous No.]

Do you accept?

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>>22012161
Your what now

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>>22012158
I wonder what it's like to have a harem of angelic monsters. Is your house just constantly bathed in holy light? Do you get occasional visits from actual goddesses checking up on there servants like worried mothers? Are there loose feathers everywhere?

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>>22012231
>accepting things from a mg i cant understand
>accepting things from a cheshire
no

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>>22012284
She's just offering you some tea, there's absolutely nothing to fear from drinking tea from strangers.

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>>22012296
If the Discipline VN has taught me anything, it's that there's aphrodisiacs in the candy, the chocolates, the cookies AND the tea.

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>>22012296
anon, this kind of thinking is how you get /ss/'d in wonderland

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The past few threads made me appreciate werebats

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>>22012161
Are there any other long running stories like this where Monster girls actually act like monster girls Instead of the edgy stuff like Monster Girl Saga?

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>>22012231
Ask her where the nearest mad hatter is

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>>22012204
If I knew Japanese I'd just ask silly questions

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>>22012316
Meaty neet monsters are made for molesting

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>>22012231
>>22012296
>Take a big sip of the tea but don't swallow
>Pull her close and kiss her, forcing her to drink some of the tea with you
If you're gonna go out you might as well go out with a bang.

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>>22010603
cute she-slime!

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>>22010620
She just learns what her place is

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>>22010716
i love this so much, thank you, anon

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>>22011003
make them look like cyborg super soldiers with guns and electric machine swords and shit

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>>22011255
be a shota, they'll take care of me like mother instead of trying to date me like an incestfag

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>>22012490
Anon, I...

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>>22011733
they should make a arena brawler where one side is monster girls and the other side is human men. BUT the objective for the mamono is to beat the other team into submission and rape them. the other side has to survive until time runs out. different species have unique roles like demons and succubi being offensive scouts, minotaurs being tanks, and dark elves being ambush or something

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>>22012231
will she bear wrestle me and make me cum like a submissive american pig that i am and submit to superior russian cat pussy?

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>>22011255
>sweet dreams are made of this...

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>>22012315
I thought only candy gets you /ss/'d.

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>>22012628
You poor naive soul.

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>>22012161
Sweet dude

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>>22010546
HUGE ratas!

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>>22012669
I want to give her an exclusive interview with my dick!

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>>22011035
Actually many profiles let it clear that They have a very alluring smell specially for their husband.
So its safe to assume your waifu would smell the best in any season.
>Houri that smells like vanilla,cinnamon and apricots.

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>>22012669
I want an extra stacked Rata!
Huge squirrel bust!

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How do you get a sea bishop to rape you?

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>>22012654
Do NOT steal from Russians, they're the second most powerful race after Filipinos.

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>>22012678
Cute!

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>>22012704
Walk around naked in front of one and give her a show. Her thirst will do the rest.

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>>22012704
beat her with a mackerel

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>>22012680
That's dangerous news to let slip anon. Never know if its gonna make it's way to the rats world tree and get you chased by a super thirsty ultra stacked rata.

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>>22012704
Go to the prostitute island and tell a Sea Bishop there that Mersharks are the better mermaid.

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It's not fair...

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>>22012734
Dangerous carelessness or cunning plan where I get the most busty unmarried Rata there is?

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Would you?

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>>22012839
I would rape the shot outta her and laugh as she grows breasts from all the cum I unload in her.

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>>22012839
i would hang out with her, watch theater shows with her, play games with her, and have dinner with her.

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>>22012839
Kitty cunny!

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I don't think you guys realize the economic realities of the mge universe. Assuming that the demon queen doesn't break the spell preventing human births, human men are a scarce resource. With any scarce resource, the price goes up. This would cause several things to happen.
>monsters would fight over men
>harems would grow, because being in a harem is better than starving
>monsters would make themselves invaluable "I'm an ochimusha master, no monster can protect you like I can," "I'm just a succubus, but I am good at cooking, cleaning, and advanced magic. You'd be an idiot not to marry me."

>monsters get so overpopulated that when they find a man a bunch of powerful monsters show up and fight for him
>lilim are the only species that can reliably get men

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>>22010637
>contralto
Excellent taste, my fellow melanin enriched aristocrat.
>>22011165
>rather than actually focusing on why the sexy sex is sexing in the first place.
Uh huh. How does that go again?

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>>22012839
I would adopt.

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>>22012862
>lilim are the only species that can reliably get men
I'm sure dragons, baphomets, apophises, and other super strong MGs coule reliably procure human men as well

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>>22012839
She’s gonna get the snug

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>>22012862
Starvation isn't a problem as long as the Automaton maintain the supply chain. The Handjob Wars are a grim reminder of the price we pay for freedom. How else can we give monsters the choice to be free of the DL and her propaganda? We can't let starvation sway the monsters from democracy! Do your patriotic duty fellas. Lay back and think of Intel.

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>>22012862
Lurk for two years, not two days faggot.

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>>22012654
Dangerous snek

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>>22012862
Not a problem since it’s stated that
>Humans considerably outnumber monsters
>said humans reproduce faster than monsters
>DL is set to win before the next generation anyway

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>>22010546
does this story have an end?

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>>22012983
And they all lived happily ever after, The End.

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>>22012989
>*fucked*

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>>22012964
>>22012970
Largely doesn’t matter, monsters will continue to snowball eventually to the world I describe unless the DL finishes breaking the rule.

Monstergirls birth rate doesn’t matter because they can convert humans into monsters. They will quadratically grow, especially with the radicals around.

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>>22012992

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>>22012161
So the advice Anon is given is to just turn his brain off and just go along with being treated like garbage? Fuck these people

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>>22012997
Everything is gonna be fine.

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What is happening here?

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>>22012997
Read the setting materials next time.

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>>22013032
Tsuncubbus.

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>>22012704
Be the ocean and she'll always try to keep you inside her

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>>22013032
Anon said he liked hatesex, and an attempt was made.

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>>22013036
L-lewd.

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New wife commission http://twitter.com/lewd_commander/status/1167915111534616577

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>>22013111
im suprised twitter hasn't banned porn yet

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>>22013114
Yahoo bought up tumblr and banned porn and the site value went from $1.1b to $3 million, that's a mistake Twitter won't make

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>>22013043
Since we've got all these aquatic girls, how about a Mantis Shrimp? Or should I just teach kung fu to Otohime?

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>>22013142
>the site value went from $1.1b to $3 million
You’re fucking kidding me.
I knew there was a hit but I want to see a source on that one.

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>>22013111
I like the proportions on this one, cute gazer.
>>22013153
It's true, the graph showing their user base was amusing too.

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>>22013144
Shrimp knight got confirmed ages ago. Just gotta wait for the profile.

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>>22013142
I dunno, Twitter has way higher normalfag population than Tumblr ever had, so they could take the risk. They might be cautious, but it's not impossible.

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>>22012997
Personally, I think the more likely result is that the excess men are either left out in the cold or doing the female humans. More men than monsters would have that as an output. Unless the proportion is roughly (male = female + mamono) in that case, everything more or less works out. I kind of doubt that such is the case, but don't care enough to verify it. Frankly mamono should be the larger portion of the population, since they don't mind doubling up on a single human. Thanks, KC.

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>>22013196
>since they don't mind doubling up on a single human
I'd prefer one, but two sounds oddly appealing.

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>>22013153
worth is subjective,
yahoo paid 1 billion for it but then recently sold it to wordpress for less than 3 million,
its a pretty fucking huge loss if you ask me

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>>22013202
I think it is because of the 'w' in the middle of it. Twice as many "u"'s as any other you can think of is as good a reason as any for the appeal. Then again, that really isn't odd, is it?

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>>22013196
You're welcome.

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>>22013235
Anon I think you replied to the wrong post.

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>>22013196
I am pretty sure KC has actually confirmed that Male= Female+mamano. Basically said its cause evolution leading to way more men being born to compensate for the cullings.

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>>22013256
no its the right one

[Anonymous No.]

Snow leopard MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22013276
More like new MG when?

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>>22013263
Oh, I see now.

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>>22013276
Socially awkward Cheetah girl when?

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>>22013290
Soon. KC always seems to pick up activity in autumn.

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its not rape if she yells surprise first

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>>22013032
she's marking her territory, nothing to see here folks

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>>22013290
don't worry, you'll get that phoenix harpy soon, anon

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>>22013290
He explicitly state in last Q&A that there will be no new monster girls until summer 2020.

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>>22013324
it's not rape if she's doing the raping

[Anonymous No.]

Fat wight.

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>>22013337
Yeah, gonna need proof.

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>>22013350
In last Q&A he did other day. It was toward end

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>>22013293
that liliraune really likes honey

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>>22013363
That's not honey. It's nectar

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>>22013366
sorry brain-fart

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>>22013337
>until summer 2020
This is going to be the longest break ever.

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>>22012628
Just examples, anon.
You should never trust anything during your time in Wonderland. Not even if you enjoyed whatever effect it had on you the last time around.

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>>22013337
welp, i'm gonna start my own project with thousands of monster girl species to wait out until summer

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>>22013337
Jesus that's painful. Unironically prefer he stopped making the game and any other book and just start working on encyclopedia 3. Especially as he will never get enough money to quit his job due to westerners picking the shittiest people to support (ie: not kc).

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>>22013356
http://imgbox.com/g/9MMlViBfdd
Show me exactly where he said it.

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>>22013356
Point it out, you have all the screenshots available.>>22013395

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>>22013395
I agree. I was in the chat using google translate. I don't remember anything like that. Not to mention nobody has ever mentioned anything like that in these threads as it was happening or since until now.

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[Anonymous No.]

This is your tour guide for today.

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>>22013363
>>22013366
>>22013369
They like dick-honey.

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Not the guy making the claim but it does make a bit of sense. He's dedicating time and effort to not only making a game plus art for it but also dedicating time to actively expanding the world and filling in the cracks in lore and info through books plus the art for that.
Doesn't leave much time for making new girls and profiles and even if it did if his goal is to first fill in the empty portions of the lore why make a profile/s that could just make the problem worse or at best only fill in a tiny bit.

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>>22013337
why? is he having health problems? did he get married?

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>>22013463
>did he get married?
>implying KC would ever settle for a 3DPD

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>>22013463
he's not getting married because then he'd have to stop drawing porn. it's probably his health and work balance

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>>22013192
>normal people don't spend all day looking at porn on the internet!
OoooooOOOOOOH?

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>>22013435
What's she showing me?

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>>22013480
the Odessa Catacombs

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>>22013488
How interesting!

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>>22013492
i hear people have raves down there.

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>>22013500
Raves?

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>>22013515
https://youtu.be/Sr9f-EiV-3s

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>>22013470
Nu-were cats are so sexy. I hope for of his dog and cat old girls get degitigrade legs.

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>>22013475
I meant that the number of people using Twitter for non-lewd purposes are way higher than Tumblr, and their percentage is lower. I'm pulling this out of my ass, but I also assumed that normalfags are more likely to pick 3DPD porn (I don't know how big it is compared to hentai on Twitter) and get their material in places like Pornhub instead.

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>>22013471
Well if he married pochi or any other female hentai artist he wouldn't.

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>>22013525
If kurt eichenwald has taught me anything then it's that even normies will indulge in a bit of drawn porn.

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>>22013536
no they dont

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>>22013536
huh?

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>>22013547
Wanna bet?

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>>22013226
>buy goose that laid the golden eggs
>murder it
>’wtf where is my monies’
>sell the corpse
Fuckin’ retarded suits.

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>>22013547
Hentai is always one of the top 10 searches on pornhub. Normalfags might not explicitly say they're a fan of it but they'll still choke the chicken to "some of that weird cartoon porn from japan"

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>>22013500
All the damn time. Theres some really large areas that work for it that are still "undiscovered" and because most of it remains unmapped "officially" people who do go down there don't go down those areas for fear of getting lost and because theres no pressing need the official map will probably always have those "undiscovered" spots blank.
Sure the local people know exactly what man hole to duck into or what underpass has a busted wall that lets you into these areas but law enforcement with no knowledge of those portions of the catacombs will say fuck that why risk getting lost and dying just to break up a party where most people will get away.

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>>22013550
Some journo who accidentally tweeting an image of himself browsing a hentai site.

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>>22013575
>top 10 searches on pornhub
looked this up,
hentai wasnt in the top ten search term,
but bowesette was

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>>22013531
i wish i married a hentai artist and have lots of sex with her. leanen sidhes doujin when.

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>>22013471
>he's not getting married because then he'd have to stop drawing porn.
how do you figure?

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>>22013342
That's a Lich

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>>22013342
The best kind

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>>22013584
Literally #2 most searched term for the last two years.
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2017-year-in-review
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2018-year-in-review
Came in #2 for most searched.

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>>22013471
You can get married and still eat a lot of meat!

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>>22013596
because you shouldn't associate with pornographic material when you have a wife to keep you company and to love and receive love from. associating yourself with porn is cucking to your wife.

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>>22013580
Then saying he shows it to his kids.

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Can we just talk about mg rather than this

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>>22013617
t.Shirohebi

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>>22013337
I thought this bait was fucking obvious so I didn't bother correcting but I guess this thread does not know how to recognize it when they see one. There was never a mention about some 'leave' during the QnA, else I would have posted it the moment KC said it

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>>22013634
People have called it out multiple times.

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>>22013632
she confiscates your porn and claims it's impure but we all know it's because she's jealous beyond what anyone can comprehend

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>>22013634
Yeah he didn’t post a source so it was obvious

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>>22013630
I wanna talk about nereids.

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>>22013641
Please, it’s so she can better study your fetishes

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>>22013617
porn is not another lover bro

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>>22013641
>she confiscates your porn
and thats when I bring on the pain

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>>22013654
You're masturbating to a woman that's not her.

[Anonymous No.]

apophi are dangerous, untrustworthy, bad girls!

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>wearing a really skimpy and revealing healslut outfit for a party of big dangerous orcs

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>>22013661
>>22013654
porn wouldn't feel good after she uses her flames on you, so it's a moot point

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>>22013662
what if it looks like her?

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What do you think makes a location interesting in the mge setting the assortment of girls? Being able to do something specific to that area?

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>>22013692
Lotta big titties.

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>>22013621
?

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>>22013580
if you were famous of note what hentai would you prefer be caught with?

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>>22013698
The same reporter said something to the effect he shows the hentai to his kids.

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>>22013531
>pochi
>female

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>>22013703
and why did he disclose that?

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>>22013580
Thanks for reminding me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDezfo2w1gY
>>22013710
He really didn't want to just admit he was beating his meat to it and didn't come up with a better excuse.

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>>22013257
That would be an absolutely absurd disparity. Even something like 45% female to 55% male would be stretching credibility. Unless KC doesn’t know anything about population dynamics.

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>>22013643
The thunderbird undine and Nereid form this all look pretty good

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>>22013731
>implying kc cares about believability when his mamono are capable of breaking the first law of thermodynamics
he doesn't need to make sense, because dude magic lmao

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>>22013435
Speaking of tour guides, which Zipangu girl would you anons most like to be your Zipangu tour guide?

What happens during or after your trip to Zipangu?

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>>22012862
>I don't think you guys realize the economic realities of the mge universe.
We do, generally. It’s just that talking about anything with actual substance (a.k.a. more then “boy meets girl, boy fucks girl”) is verboten on this thread, for reasons not worth knowing or caring about.
>Assuming that the demon queen doesn't break the spell preventing human births, human men are a scarce resource.
As of the current reality of the MGE world, there is a huge surplus of men. However, that surplus was itself kept in balance by those men being killed/eaten/etc by the various monsters roaming the world, which were (literal) man eaters right up until Big Chief Succubus got into power. Since monsters are no longer killing men, the population of human men are likely going to explode in size. We see this in our world when large numbers of immigrants from third world countries come to first world ones, and start rapidly outbreeding the locals.
This is where things get interesting: this growth in population is eventually going to taper off. Eventually, men will stop being born at such high rates, compounded by the fact that monsters can only give birth to more monsters, at least for this generation. What was once a meteoric rise in the number of available men will become an equally meteoric drop. Women, both human and monster, will find their pool of potential mates rapidly dwindling. The panic that ensues is something I would love to see written about.

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>>22013822
ochimusha, because she is the least likely to cause problems and will probably keep the other girls at bay if asked

ideally the trip is uneventful, but there's a chance she could take an interest in me over the other tourists. that would suck, because i don't like room temperature pussy

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>>22012862
>Assuming that the demon queen doesn't break the spell preventing human births
That's assuming something stupid in the first place. KC has already says the demon lord will win, you're literally just parroting /tg/'s "what if X terrible thing happens" talking points.

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>>22013822
A big onee-chan type who teases me a lot.

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>>22013822
Raiju i court her and try to get a ryu during the trip after the trip I go to mist continent to get a kakuen and try to get into wonderland to get a mad hatter though preferably I’d want to start the. Harem with the kakuen first or that’s how I always imagine it when I think of having one

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>>22013888
then what?

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>>22013845
Splitting this into two parts because I honestly don’t remember the text-per-post limit.
All that being said, monster girls will likely have minimal or no difficulty finding husbands. Simply due to how efficient and ruthless they are at picking husband candidates for the pool and their near 100% retention rate. These monsters reach sexual maturity at age 10 at the very latest, and will start husband-hunting long before then like in the case of kappas or yuki-onnas. They are going to be grabbing the boys almost right out of the womb, whether as childhood friends, onee-sans or momsters.
So any human woman who reaches sexual maturity by the age of 16 or so (do remember this is a pre-industrial era so puberty starts much later), they’re going to find that pretty much every single male their age is already taken. As said before, during the population explosion during the early years this won’t be too much of an issue due to the sheer number of men. However, due to monsters not giving birth to men, older monsters who missed the first generation cashing in on the second, and the world itself (idk what the hell this means, KC pls) adjusting the birth rate of males, this is going to be a big problem very quickly.

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>>22013896
Decide where we want to live get/make a house there learn magic enjoy the harem etc

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl is the most fitting for this pic if genders are reversed?

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>>22013845
>>22013903

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>>22013845
>>22013903
Kc already said the demon lord will complete the spell allowing incubus to be born so this isn’t something one needs to worry about

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>>22013914
Tl;dr for the wurms and ushis in the class: Men very common at first, then very not-common a few years down the line.

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>>22013912
Unagi joro.

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>>22013845
Not him. Yes, a literal clusterfuck is the most likely outcome -- unless a breeding pool of humans is maintained And some sort of brake on mamono urges is applied. I like to think that Eros, Poseidon and Ares(?) would have a vested interest in maintaining a human producing population until the DL manages to un-extinct humans. None of them seem opposed to the concept, Eros and Poseidon have some incentives to do this as well. The undersea population is distant from humans in general, and various types of love will stop occurring in a totally matched population.
>>22013903
Technically human organizations could sequester the remaining free men during the long breeding gap when mamono are occupied with their husbands. Slim pickings but still doable, dependent on the fecundity of human women and their retention of men. Additionally, simple planning i.e a mandatory sperm donation before coupling with a mamono would work even better. Too bad the Order was made to fail, and human women are meant to go extinct -- the problem is pretty solvable if certain things are in play. Cake can be had and eaten, but that doesn't seem to be the point for most.
>idk what the hell this means, KC pls
That makes two of us.

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>>22013922
Imagine being an incubus born to a sandworm

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>>22013940
>human women are meant to go extinct
Don't worry, you can still visit a cradle if you're that desperate for human pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs prostitute island?
Its safer at the docks

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>>22013912
Whisp

[Anonymous No.]

The translation bug hit me again and I figured I'd warm up by translating the table of contents from side guide 2 and 3. Here's the ToC for side II: https://pastebin.com/RvKFv6AE

No promises on exactly what I'll translate or when, but this at least gives us an idea of what the book covers. I should have the ToC for side III up tomorrow. I could have sworn I posted the ToC for the Sabbath book during a hurricane too. At least I didn't lose progress to a power outage this time.

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>>22013984
i do, i need a healer in my party to raid the sabbath castle area without losing to the four-armed pink-fire familiar mid-boss

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>>22013922
>Kc already said the demon lord will complete the spell allowing incubus to be born so this isn’t something one needs to worry about
Well no. Even if the DL manages to complete her plan tomorrow, that half-solves one of three problems. Assuming she gets it right the first go and makes it 1 incubus born for every 1 monster, there’s still a deficit. Every birth from before the DL completes her plan is a female, no males. This will likely be absorbed by the population growth I mentioned earlier, but this combined with the other two will overwhelm it eventually.
>>22013940
>Yes, a literal clusterfuck is the most likely outcome -- unless a breeding pool of humans is maintained And some sort of brake on mamono urges is applied.
I have a hunch that this is why monsters, for all their hilariously broken advantages, are so terrible at marshalling their forces for a coherent offensive. The DL is purposely hobbling her own armies with absolutely terrible management to buy herself and her husband more time.
>Technically human organizations could sequester the remaining free men during the long breeding gap when mamono are occupied with their husbands.
That could work in our world. But the human forces in MGE land are retarded. So inevitably that kind of large-scale plan will fuck up somehow.
>Too bad the Order was made to fail, and human women are meant to go extinct
I imagine that even though human women will be severely reduced in population, they won’t go extinct. The reason is simple: the humans kn this world are amazing when they unlock their “potential”. There will be a few select human women who are just as good waifus if not better than any monster. But they’re going to be a statistically insignificant portion of the population.

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>>22013845
>>22013903
>>22013940
>>22014004

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>>22013982
Cradles aren't canon and never will be, it's fanfiction.

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>>22014004
That's dumb

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>>22014011

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>>22014020
>off-topic reaction image
Fuck off back to /tg/ already.

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>>22013996
Perhaps try to translate the afterword? Those are usually decent in give hints towards future books.

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>>22014011
If a writer was going to write a serious story about the MGE world you should do at least put this much thought into it. We have the internet. It’s not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014055
MGE is not supposed to be an epic tale of Good Versus Evil. It's a Magical Realm designed to give nip wage slaves an escape from the crushing monotony of their everyday lives.

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>>22014011
It's so obvious when /tg/ cross posters show up.
>>22014055
MGE isn't supposed to be serious though.

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>>22014071
>MGE is not supposed to be an epic tale of Good Versus Evil.
But it can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014078
Yes of the monster lord trying the break the shackles of the chief god.

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>>22014071
>>22014074
>MGE is not supposed to be an epic tale of Good Versus Evil. It's a Magical Realm designed to give nip wage slaves an escape from the crushing monotony of their everyday lives.
If you don’t care about writing or making an interesting story then sure. But some people actually like writing something with substance. You could’ve easily said “Magical girls are not supposed to be epic tales of Hope and Despair”. But if everyone thought like you then we’d never have Madoka Magica. Almost every single great story came about as a result of someone playing with a genre. From Paradise Lost to Spec Ops: The Line. You have an imagination, don’t you? Use it.
Also, I’ve never even been on /tg/ thank you very much. From what I’ve heard it meets anything that isn’t rabidly anti-monster with cries of Deus Vult, so I have no interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014078
Sure if you want to be like people on fanfiction.net who write stories about how mlp is an eldritch horrors story beyond human understanding. Or that everyone in LOTR is secretly gay.

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>>22014004
Wait how exactly does monsters giving birth to men not solve the problem?

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>>22014100
>But if everyone thought like you then we’d never have Madoka Magica.
Then would would be a a better place for it. Quit your autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014104
>Or that everyone in LOTR is secretly gay.
The guy who played Gandalf is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014078
Dude, we already have that kind of shit. It's Called Dragon Quest. And if you want a Monster Girl version, we have Monster Girl Quest. No need to use MGE as a part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014104
You calling me a queer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014109
His own thirst for drama.
>>22014114
Actors aren't the characters and the novels exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014110
Madoka was good for what it was
Though some of the shows trying to superficially copy the edginess formula not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014123
If you're looking at a setting about living happy ever after endings with cute monster girls and seeing an excuse to write a serious story about human men then you're probably a flaming faggot yes.

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>>22013982
Yes. My concerns about extinction have nothing to do with my loyalty to the human race. It was all about the human pussy. Whoa, you got me, yo. Sure there are crap women, but eliminating all women is the worst possible solution to that. Hell, KC could've simply declared that human women are almost as good as mamono but are missing the extra fun bits. Or mamono could magically show women how to be better while still letting them produce more humans. Planning to make the species extinct is overkill.
>>22014004
>hunch
I've had the same one, myself. The Order is just too damn inefficient to give them the credit. Otoh, a total lack of self-control fits just as well. Either way, the DL should have won ages ago. I hate resorting to 4D chess as an excuse, but there is the possibility that there simply aren't enough human men to feed into the birth solution. The 200 or so years of failure doesn't look good from that perspective.
>humans in MGE retarded
Yes. This screws up so much. What happened to Japan's somewhat gay obsession with rivals being near each other in power and competing? If the forces are going to end up screwing, can't they just be competent first?
>human women
I actually forgot about this, but it is all over the place. Statistically KC used a bad proportion, unless these superwomen are super fecund too.
>>22014011
Sure, what is the cure though?

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>>22014078
Just use any other fantasy universe why this one you want mg in a serious universe make your own world

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014100
I don't mind monstergirls in slightly less pure wish-fulfillment contexts, but this thread is 100% on the hugbox side and not the place for those stories or discussions.

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>>22014100
>Spec Ops: The Line

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>>22014071
>doesn't know the joy of Good vs Evil boners

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>>22014110
>Then would would be a a better place for it. Quit your autism.
Nah. Feel free to keep seething though.
>>22014109
>Wait how exactly does monsters giving birth to men not solve the problem?
I’ve explained it up above, but I’ll break it down.
1. Every single monster born to a monster-human couple before the DL completes her plan is going to be a female. This is a 0% male birth rate, obviously affecting the population.
2. Almost every single monster who fails to snag a man during their generation will still be around to snag ones from the next one, and will still have the means to do it (attractiveness, ability to reproduce, etc). This is the consequence of increased lifespans
3. The world itself (I still have no fucking clue what that means) was making a surplus of men in the first place because men were being killed in high numbers by monsters. So, logically, if men are no longer being killed by monsters, the world will adjust.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the only one that feels human women going extinct is a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014104
Not him. False equivalence. Or you can be like the people who think mlp, LOTR, and MGE are in a shared universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014163
2D women are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014163
If they go extinct they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014136
IIRC, the reason why the "present day" of MGE is set before the Demon Lord's total victory is because monsters having male children would have no reason to proactively date men, which means that readers couldn't self-insert as an oppressed peasant who gets swept off his feet by a fantastically attractive monster babe. The Demon Lord's utopia is gonna happen, whether you like it or not.

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>>22014151
Ok and still doesn't explain how making making monsterbirth rate 50/50 won't solve. Their are still plenty of men to get to fill out the remaining monsters from the 100/0 time.
Also people bitching about no human women are dumb. Liliths entire plan is to create a new human race essentially. With monsters being the new human female.

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>>22014151
Youre ignoring that the gods can manipulate birth rates. If the world needs more or less men born it will happen. Especially once the demon lord gains godlike power.
>>22014170
They're all people trying to make a fictional setting. False use or false equivalence makes you look dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

Working out with Monsters!

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>>22014210
The answer is no, she can cover the fat cat angle considering the prime beef elsewhere.
Also the wife slime

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>>22014100
>From what I’ve heard it meets anything that isn’t rabidly anti-monster with cries of Deus Vult, so I have no interest.
You've heard wrong. That threads produced more than a few full lore embraced game and it ranges between that and actual wargame.

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>>22014136
>Sure there are crap women, but eliminating all women is the worst possible solution to that. Hell, KC could've simply declared that human women are almost as good as mamono but are missing the extra fun bits.
Well, yes and no. For one: from almost everything we’ve seen, monster girls literally, desperately require men in order to lead fulfilling lives. This is why you see those unmarried witches in the sabbath grumbling to themselves while they eat powdered cum (or spirit energy, whatever). Human women are not constrained by those same rules. To put it simply, the can be “strong independent womyn”. They’re not really better or worse, just good at different things.
>I hate resorting to 4D chess as an excuse, but there is the possibility that there simply aren't enough human men to feed into the birth solution. The 200 or so years of failure doesn't look good from that perspective.
I mean, I’d consider 4d chess the minimum requirement when you’re fucking with the entire structure of the world. I’ll give the DL some credit and assume she’s not a total moron.
>If the forces are going to end up screwing, can't they just be competent first?
The order is actually competent. The problem is they are equipped to fight the entirely wrong enemy. They showed up to a water gun fight with a pack of condoms. They are equipped to fight the man-eating monsters of old, and still teach the general public that monsters eat people. Of course they’re going to be incompetent when it comes to fighting present-day monsters.
>>22014195
>Ok and still doesn't explain how making making monsterbirth rate 50/50 won't solve.
>This will likely be absorbed by the population growth I mentioned earlier, but this combined with the other two will overwhelm it eventually.
I literally said the same thing. I didn’t put the other 2 causes in the post you’re replying to for fun. I’m saying all 3 of these causes together would eventual cause a scarcity of marriageable men.

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>>22014151
>population gap
Did you forget to mention that this gap of mamono births (which will immediately neutralize male births less than or equal to it) has been growing across 200 or so years? Or that it will continue to reduce the rate of male births when they start happening so the likelihood of catching up is ridiculously small? Maybe anons aren't grasping that point. Seems pretty clear to me.
>>22014194
I'm not sure about that logic. Why would the ability to have male children make monsters stop proactively dating human men?
>utopia
That has nothing to do with any of my points.

[Anonymous No.]

Can’t you guys fuck off to /tg/ and discussion that there

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>>22014210
i'm going to train my muscles to become strong enough to manhandle a 300 pound hellhound!

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>>22014231
That hellhound sounds FAT

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>>22014232
that's actually the average weight of a hellhound. well, a big strong conservative and dark hellhound

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>>22014218
>Why would having the natural ability to produce something give you a reason to stop stealing it?

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>>22014100
Spec ops is not a good go to really

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>>22014218
Where are you getting this 200 year number.

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>>22014236
They sound big.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds

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>>22014230
Nah. Feel free to keep seething though
>>22014218
Yeah, it’s been a long, long while since the DL rose to power. I’ve heard that it was 1000 years myself. Maybe Perentie over at MGR has a good idea of the timeframe.

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>>22014232
>Anon hears about hellhound's weight
>Thinks she's probably some mombod ara~ ara~
>hfw she's a 7 foot tall amazon

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Logistically speaking DE fixes literally all the problems.
1. It makes everyone immortal.
2. It replaces the need for food or even shelter.
3. It allows for unlimited mana gain.
Thanks to this shit eventually born incubi will occur and then the population stabilizes out.
>but what about the glut beforehand and during
Harems. Any incubi in a harem will have the resultant energy needed to handle said harem and theres more than one person willing to pick up the slack of others. Ontop of that the longer the process goes the more incubi will crop up so eventually you could solve the problem with a statistically small handful of incubi who just pick up a second partner.
>overpopulation
No such thing. Thanks to DE everyone can eventually have their own pocket dimension a la wonderland complete with landmass and ecosystem more or less of their choosing that they can be a god-like entity in. Even if the massive bigger than our world MGE world ended up cheek to cheek flesh carpet of people no one will starve or die from exposure and eventually a whole new dimension will be made then another and another etc. Eventually everyone could have their own.
Name a problem and DE will fix it. If DE can't fix it the gods will and eventually the DL herself will be a proper god and she'll fix it if no one else will thanks to DE.
It's as simple as that.

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>>22014265
Lotta muscle on them hounds

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>>22014264
You keep using seething like a buzzword using tool. You're like some hybrid /tg/ and /v/ cancer.

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>>22014253
of coarse they are. they're like 8 feet tall as well. i swear none of you anons except for me would totally take out one of them

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>>22014274
You doubt my muscle and big lust, amongst other things.
I mostly stick to cats but wouldn't say no to a hellhound.

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>>22014264
The only solid timeframe we get is that it's been at least 1000 years since her rise. Nothing more concrete than that.

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>>22014271
Yeah the only true problem could be an equalization making it harder to form harems as no man left behind and 1 to 1 ratios meaning no extra monsters.

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>>22014284
Kamaitachi exist.

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>>22014284
That's about it as far as problems go and that's also solvable by keeping it in the family which also has zero repercussions thanks to DE. Not to steer this down a fucked up alley but could born incubi alp? Because if not then alp supply dries up and theres at least some demand for it.
If it doesn't it could promote harem culture because where originally there would have been a mamano/incubi couple there is no 2 mamano in need of either a partner for both or a partner for each.

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>>22014217
>human women
Even if mamono can't truly be independent (as symbiotic beings) this hardly has to result in "remove all truly independent women". My point is that out of a multitude, that is what was picked.
>Order
You are technically correct, but I meant competent versus each other during the same time period in a similar area. Normally that doesn't have to be specified. Also, who wants to see a one-sided beatdown for the fate of the world?
>>22014240
Parthenogenesis is not how it works. Mamono'll still need to acquire genetic material and energy. Sorry anon, I think that is an invalid point.
>>22014250
A Memory that I don't trust. What is Memory really? [Paradigm City speech that makes no sense]
>>22014264
Cripes a 1000 years? That population of male births will take 4evar to level out. It has to equal the number of mamono births across that time before it stops being "in the red".

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>>22014293
That's another thing to cover as well. Do kamaitachi born incubi come in triplets to or is if 3 kamaitachi per female birth and 1 incubi which would also alleviate the harem market drying up.

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>>22014218
>Why would the ability to have male children make monsters stop proactively dating human men?
Monsters are proactive daters because the Demon Lord can't fully overwrite the old system. Those instincts are gone once she does. Peasants won't be pinned down by exotic women and there won't be much of an Order left to raise heroes or seek out adventurers.

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>>22014293
True. Maybe harem fags will be fine then.

>>22014301
They would alp in the womb as the first step to alping is becoming an incubus. Maybe then alps just have a much higher chance to birth alps.

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>>22014305
>Incubi market dries up.
Just refer to the amount of large mice and devilbugs that already exist. They breed fast, afterall.

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I fucking love Hellhounds!

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>>22014303
Not him but the issue is KC has it setup that roughly its Male birth rate = Female & Mamano birth rate. 1000 years of vastly reduced Male deaths just means the Male population is going to be sitting close to the Female/Mamano population now rather than having been culled to levels where it was just 1:1 Male:Female due to Male attrition rate.

[Anonymous No.]

I love fucking Hellhounds!

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>>22014311
>They would alp in the womb as the first step to alping is becoming an incubus
In order to alp, you have to have a desire for dick, something babies in the womb don't have.

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>>22010688
Can Tsuraras tan or do they get sunburned?

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>>22014305
Kamaitaich birth triplets at the same time. I would imagine it's more 1 incubus for each 3 triplets, but a normal kamaitachi group is 3 incubus to 9 kamaitachi.

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>>22014320
They go purple

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>>22014313
True but if the incubi birth rate is a 1:1 all that means is fast breeders will just be producing both equally fast. For harems to exist there needs to be a glut of female births somewhere and kamaitachi might be it unless slimes or something still only produced slimes or the egg layers function like IRL egg layers do and temperature during the embryos development can determine the sex the chicks are born as which would allow artificially making whole egg batches female.

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>>22014271
Several anons have come to the same conclusion regarding harems itt, including myself. That point is true, but these will be very large harems that will increase the mamono population even more. The discrepancy in numbers is the actual problem. Unless you're Mousefag or something... For a very long period, everyone will be a haremfag. Y'know, forever. Until after the population of births equalizes out again. That won't matter to the guys stuck with a dozen or so wives each. For-ev-ahr.

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>>22014314
I do too anon, hellhounds are perfect.

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>>22014151
Reminder that monstergirls are a very small percentage of the global population. Whatever happens, life goes on.

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>>22014318
Humpty eggs exist as an argument but it depends. Either the incubi would have to be born wanting to be a woman and have known that in utero somehow which means it would more than likely alp later in life after birth or it's an incubi that falls in love with another incubi which means it alps later in life.

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>>22014210
>>22014071
That Slime is perfect. She's really cute and I would work out with her.

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>>22014231
I'd rather be a slim bishy contrasting my waifu's huge muscles.

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>>22014317
I love Hellhounds fucking!

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>>22014324
Snow is a great reflective surface to help with tans!

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>>22014332
See, that's just it though. You're all assuming these harems HAVE to be large.
The more time goes on the more incubi are born. Eventually you could hit a standing incubi population where something like say 1% of the incubi population decide they want 2 wives instead of 1 and suddenly that female glut could just up and disappear.
The more time that passes from the point of incubi birthing the more incubi get born and the more incubi born who never die because evrryones immortal means that eventually you could have something like 20 billion post-incubi birth mamano, 20 billion post-incubi birth incubi, the pre-incubi birth happily marrieds of an irrelevant number unless they decide to become harems in which case reduced the next number by this amount, and lets say 20 billion(doubtful) pre-incubi birth unpartnered mamano.
That incubi population, if it chose to do so, could all decide one day they want a harem and pick up one of those pre-incubi birth unpartnereds and suddenly the number of unpartnered mamano dissapears.
The longer the incubi birth rate goes the more and more likely it will be that harem desiring incubi will eclipse the number of unpartnered mamano but ultimately the problem could be solved with "harems" of 1 incubi 2 mamano.

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>>22014364
How does a Bapho end up like that

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I wonder what an Eros worshipping Nacha would be like. Would Eros' blessing neutralize her venom making her lovey-dovey like a normal monster?

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>>22014369
The same way this goat did.

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>>22014354
chive dollhouse flunking!

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>>22014351
ah, i see you submit to your powerful mistress early on, huh

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>>22014372
>hands you a box of chocolate for your mid-valentine's (which is like a regular valentine's day but shifted six months, since waiting a whole year to give romantic gifts is too cold)
>hands it to you, looking slightly up and to the left
>"Don't get too excited. Most of them probably aren't even your favorite. Well, some of them aren't."
>"How do you know which are my favorite?"
>(frowny spider noises)

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>>22014273
That’s news to me. I’m using the word seething because that’s exactly what you’re doing. So feel free to keep doing it. Also, my star sign isn’t cancer, thank you very much.
>>22014271
Oh trust me I’m not complaining. In fact I’m actually very interested in what a post-DL victory world looks like. The removal of basic needs like food, shelter, or even the slightest fear of death (especially that last one since Hel exists). It would turn society on its head. A world free of “Need”, and only “Desire” remaining.
>Harems.
In the end, harems are a short term solution to a long-term problem. Sure a few men per generation could form harems and do their part in absorbing the flood of monsters and women who want husbands. But in the end you have a race of monsters whose lifespans are measured in centuries, having tons of sex with no birth control. And, for at least 1000 years, they had a 100% female population. Also, even with the current surplus of men there are still monsters who end up unmarried (see Saphirette Spherica and the unmarried witches in the Sabbath). These monsters will be around when the next generation of men are born because of their extended lifespans, and snatch them up and away from the next generation of women/monsters. A few extra partners for a few extra men isn’t going to cut it, and is going to cut less and less as time marches on.
>overpopulation
I’m in agreement with you here. Of all the myriad problems the new system might have, overpopulation isn’t one of them. The lack of need for even basic resources like food or shelter and the ability to literally create space from nothing will solve those problems handily.

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>>22014303
>this hardly has to result in "remove all truly independent women".
But it isn’t. Unless those independent women eat the wrong thing, stay in the wrong place, lost a battle or ask for a personal favor from a monster, they can remain independent women for as long as they please. They just won’t leave behind descendants.

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>>22014306
Oh, the predatory thing. Honestly, the DL fully overwriting the system would be terrible. I didn't realize not-eating people rape was due to the inability to birth humans. Are you sure these things are so directly connected? Removing your instinctual reactions for an unknown set just sounds bad. Being able to birth young of any kind at all doesn't seem like it should be relevant to proactive dating. Besides, that is a large part of the appeal isn't it? Didn't know KC was taking lessons in appeal reduction from George Lucas...

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>>22014444
Motherfucker why would their even be a gap of men to mamano when men are equal both women and mamano combined and the no Male incubus problem is going to be solved. Do you think that mamano breed fast? Newsflash they fucking don't.

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>>22014444
For the harem bit see >>22014368 so I don't just make another block of text.
Eventually it WILL cut and I feel like you're overstating the mamano born during those 1000 years as mamano have notorious fertility issues(sometimes no kids occur after fucking non-stop for a century so they have to try the tentacle forest gauntlet) and don't have anywhere near the kind of access to men you seem to think they do. Quoting KC the MGE world population is larger than ours but the world itself is so vast that they almost never see eachother barring some choice individual meetings as the spaces between are that large. This is why most mamano get their husbands through battles as they're Order fueled incursions of men visiting areas that would otherwise have never seen men.

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>>22014389
I'm more of a gentle femdom guy, but that works too.

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>>22014493
What would it be like to get gentle femdommed by a hellhound.

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I want to know how selene would handle sex

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>>22014451
>They just won’t leave behind descendants
Not the same as de facto extinction? Anon...
>>22014464
Not him. There's a 1000 years of mamono births before the incubus births start happening. Add all of the free mamono to that number. This plus the human women (who will probably be monsterized in droves, but miraculously not go extinct?) is the number of men needed.

But that is also a 1000 years of human birth getting smaller, and shrinking relative to the shrinking of human women. If we start here, then we don't have enough men to match the free females. The discrepancy between human vs mamono survival across the long term will also cut down on the human population. Get it?

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How are you supposed to take your monstergirl daughteru shopping for underwear (or even regular clothes) without it being awkward?

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>>22014521
The men=women+mamano comment was in reference to the time 1000 years after.

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>>22014521
Not him either but where are you guys getting the shrinking from?
Males have a 2:1:1 male:female:mamano birth rate because of the chief god making it that way not evolutionary pressure being adapted to.
The worst that happens is the entire human population corrupts meaning its roughly 1:1 again as men aren't dying in the demon wars like they used to.
Even if they settle at a 1:1 mamano:incubi birth rate the issue is null as eventually this >>22014368 takes over.

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>>22014453
There’s a whole lot of making shit up going on in here so I would take any conclusions like that with a massive grain of salt.

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>>22014519
Probably like the greatest fight
You have to make sure you do your best to go beyond plus ultra and carry on fucking dispite the smashed pelvis

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>>22014527
Just dick her, man. It won't be awkward at all once you're intimately acquainted with her princess parts.

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>>22014527
Same way single dads do anything involving raising their daughter. Just act normal and ignore the whispers coming from the crowd.

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>>22014519
Selene doesn't care about sex.

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>>22014568
Sure she does.
All monsters care about sex.

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>>22014519
She's probably a masochist that needs to be smacked around to get off

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>>22014134
I guarantee you that I have not had a homoerotic thought in the past 63 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

are yuki-onna and tsurara-onna ainu or yamato

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>>22014150
Evil is just a word under the skin it's just simple pain .

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If the Order doesn't fall before the Demon Lord overwrites the "monsters can only birth more monsters" rule, how would they react when monsters start giving birth to incubi?

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>>22014521
Extinction? No. Extinction is the complete annihilation of a race. As I mentioned above, there will be some incredible women, comparable to the heroes of old, who can beat the odds despite their competitors having every single advantage to get and to keep a husband to themselves. There's going to be a few every generation.
>>22014490
Their fertility issues is probably another thing keeping the population under control. But now that you bring it up, didn't KC say that the reason for those fertility issues is due at least in part to the semi-incompatibility between monsters and men on a genetic level? Wouldn't this be fixed as soon as the DL completes her plan?

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>>22014616
incubi will grow up and do mass rapings on the order's single women. and then, monster mana will turn order couples into incubus-monster couples

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>>22014630
In case you're not joking, no, they won't. There's actual lore on this.

>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.
>Fallen Maidens

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>>22014622
>didn't KC say that the reason for those fertility issues is due at least in part to the semi-incompatibility between monsters and men on a genetic level?
No, stop making stuff up.
It’s because they’re effectively a step up on the food chain, and so inherently reproduce slower. This doesn’t change with Incubi involved.

Equality was never the goal. See also: Couple’s fruit.

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>>22014640
man, that's a let-down. i wanted to feel empowered with male pride and stuff

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>>22014540
>shrinking
As the number of human women shrink so will the human births.
>Eventually 1:1 mamono:incubi equilibrium
You are leaving out the amount of time before that happens. It will be a non-growing male population and a slightly increasing mamono population. So there will be a place in the time-series where there are more mamono than men -- even before the incubus births. Will the mamono sit on their hands or will they pick the clusterfuck harem option? Friendly reminder that harems are permanent.

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>>22014568
Doesn't she outright say love and romance is what drives her?

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>>22014668
Actions speak louder than words.

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>>22014622
>not extinction
Ah I see. Semantics aside, being permanently on the endangered list is a hair's breath from extinction. Frankly, I wouldn't bet on those odds with someone else's money.

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>>22014611
We need an Ainu MG.

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>>22014670
So sneaking into a town to track a man down doesn't mean anything?
Or how about the corruptions she does?

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>>22014680
>corruptions
That’s out of the realm of love and romance and firmly into lust.

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>>22014685
There is a story where a knight gets herself corrupted by selene so she can children
Thats a romantic corruption

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of customisation would you do to an Automaton if given the opportunity to do so?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22014696
Baby factory

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>>22014696
Meido Style

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>>22014674
there's a dwarf-like race called Koro-pok-guru.
actually there's a story that can be make them easily applicable to MGE (with a few minor adjustments). you can go to Wikipedia and find it yourself

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We have Mindflayers and not!Beholders, what would an Aboleth girl look/behave like.I feel like they would be an abyssal mermaid ruler species. Kind of like ice queens or pharaohs but in deep sea trenches. Idk how you would spin the psionic powers part, probably just make it tamer like with the Mindflayer's abilities

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>>22014622
Not him but its also dependent on the mamano's power level and thus the intake required to make and feed a child.
Ex: devil bugs are weak and thus require little energy from the man to make resulting in a high fertility rate but dragons are powerful as all hell and thus require a massive amount of energy from the man to make and feed which is why they can go centuries without a child and why some couples have to resort to trying the tentacle forest gauntlet if they want to have a hope of a child.

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>>22013690
what if it is her and you're masturbating to porn you made with your own wife?

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>>22014699
what's the book she's holding?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, Yananon here, I'm not dead! This time, it's Merrow!
https://pastebin.com/M7CeCWTV
god i hope i find the motivation to write something longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014696
I'm not sure, guess I'll see what Gremmy has cooked up.

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>>22013822
I wouldn't mind wandering the country with a cute Nekomata. Not sure what we would get up to, but hey I'm sure we would find something.

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>>22014696
have her a deeper vagina because my gremlin can't fit my cock into her

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>>22014659
Again, eventually time ease those out. Someday somewhere during it all the last-gen cakes will find new-gen toyboys starting the cycle again, some will go the harem route, and others will be like sabbath or prideful types where they just take a bit to get a man of their own for various reasons. Someday somewhere the loose ends get fixed.
Theres also the fact whole swathes of land go Realm and it's not just trickle bleeding single men and women. Ex: when lescatie turned an entire nation corrupted.
When the DL pushes past the 50:50 mark its going to be a sprinting leap not a tiptoe over the line.

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>>22014696
Big biceps

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>>22011967
>hawkwind
Nice

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>>22014734
Good story.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22014696
Milk dispensers.

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>>22014722
I'm not sure they could work.
Aboleths have species wide genetic memory so the second one gets a husband they all get a husband. The same husband. Forever. No matter how many more are born it's the same wife for the same singular man just more of them.
Anything less is some fucked up new hell NTR or something that's not an aboleth.

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>>22014807
Oh yeah. You could just waive that like Hakutakus inheriting their mothers memories

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>watching a movie with your werebat girlfriend, you're hugging her from behind
>power goes out in the entire street, the only light comes from the moon through the window
>she stands up
>forcibly pulls down your pants and pins you down on the couch
>fucks you hard
>power goes back on
>she sees your near ahegaoing face and her hands still holding yours down in full light
>your throbbing dick still in her pussy
>you say in trembling, weak voice "please... don't... stop..."

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>>22014799
Massive milk making mammaries!

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>>22014823
Haku's give their kid their KNOWLEDGE not their memories. It's unique individual with their own personality that's just been given the equivalent of book knowledge wholesale.
Aboleths basically just birth themselves but in a newborn body right down to personality and memories. Like I said, you could do it like hakutakus do but at that point you're basically missing a substantial portion of what makes aboleths aboleths and just calling this new oc thing an "aboleth".

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>>22014853
Fuck guess you're right. Oh well I guess not everything can be fixed with mamano mango

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>>22014867
This clothing is unbefitting of a mother.

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>>22014873
Not for a soon to be

[Anonymous No.]

Had another waifu commission finish, yet another office lady themed one, but with my self-insert this time!
https://i.imgur.com/DGuq5B4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014906
That's a very cute wife anon. Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014906
Cute! I never realized how great an anubis looks in office wear and I'm happier for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014685
There can be love in corruption

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>>22014922
Office wear really fits Anubis well in a lot of ways, visually and characteristically. It's easily one of my favourite scenarios to dream of and sometimes write of, and of course commission as well. There should be a few more along the lines of this one coming up soon, too.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i was a kid and i had a meido that would tuck me in before bed before she leaves to go home everyday

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>>22014961
Weird

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>>22014965
whats wrong with wanting to be a kid again

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>>22014906
High quality lewds, very nice.

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>>22014734
Enjoyable. I suspect you said the opposite of what you intended in paragraph 3 though.

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>>22014961
>maid going home every night
There's something weirdly melancholy about that.

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>>22014753
>implying gremlins aren't stretchy like all shorties

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>>22013822
For guides, look no further

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>>22014989
nice catch, it's been fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014734
Bless you yananon, I'm glad you're one of the oldfag writers still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014997
how do you fix it? have her as a roommate so she can sleep in another room instead of sleeping in her own home? every night would be a lot less lonesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>22013822
This girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Any anons got any commissions in the works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015083
Yes.

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>>22015083
i wish i was good enough at drawing to fulfill commissions for real money. i'm still doing my best as i can, it hurts.

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>>22015069
In a big mansion she'd probably have her own sleeping quarters and in lewder versions her and her master would conveniently share a bed, but at least for the beginning of a story leaving the melancholy intact would be fine. Putting the master to sleep at night, slight smile, locking up the big empty house, then walking alone in silence to her own smaller but just as empty and lonely living space. Sets it up for a good Act 2 mutual healing.

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>>22015089
Who?

>>22015099
Altair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015107
Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

You think it's possible to make big money as a camwhore for monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015012
Where's her tail(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015083
I've got a few in the works after a couple months of none. Hopefully at least one should be done really soon.

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>>22015083
Getting my first pslime commission.

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>>22015119
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015134
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015134
Keep us posted anon

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>>22015083
Yep. This just came in. So, in true faggot fashion, I present Dakota, an Alp Lilim. I'll let her answer some questions you might have:

>How the fuck do you get an Alp Lilim?
>You know how my Mom and Dad like to hatefuck? Well I was going to be the first "son" born until those two fucked like Ushi-oni. Anyone would be corrupted by that much sperm. And please, I've heard every "underage fetus bukkake" joke already so spare me the effort. Fucking Cheshire wanna-bes.

>Are those abs-
>Yes they're real. What, you thought I'd be a dainty little flower like every one of my sisters? Fuck that. I actually have to glamor myself because I can't go to the gym in my normal form without half a dozen "bros" dropping spaghetti in trying to ask me out. I mean, they still do, but at least while glamored I don't attract every /fit/izen in a twelve mile radius.

>Wait so this isn't even your final form?
>No. Nerd.

>How do you get on with your sisters?
>The only one I don't like is Victoria. And that's because she's a major chuuni complete with delusions. That whole story she likes telling to anyone stupid enough to let her talk? Nothing more than a fever dream brought on by Mari spiking her drink with a massive amount of Manticore venom.

>The other lilims all have something they're working on. What's yours?
>Gains.

>What's your favorite weapon?
>I use a bow. It shoots magical manifestations of my mood. Yes, that means 8 out of 10 times I'm firing dildos at people.

>W-Would you ever consider wearing an Astolfo outfit?
>No. That'd be gay.

>Can I hold your hand?
>Pervert.

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>>22015119
I'm going to camwhore by just pointing the camera at my erect dick, which has my address written on it in magic marker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015166
You are such an insufferable faggot, holy shit. Take your donut steel back to deviantart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015167
That doesn't seem like a smart plan if you want to stay in the business anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015107
yeah, it's me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015166
>Alp Lilim
You what

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015166
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015166
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014997
>be shota anon
>make the "mistake" of asking you kiki maid to sleep with you instead of going home
>now she does it every night, wearing lacy nighties and clinging to you tenderly

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>>22015173
>Anon's perfect waifu is bicorn
>Continues to do this for years amassing more and more waifus for his harem
>From lonely overworked danukis to just turned 18 hellhounds
>It's treated as a show as viewers tune in to see if he got a new harem member or to see him do lewd things to lewd things with them
>Is singlehandedly responsible for the spike in popularity of bicorns and the increase of their numbers
>Young unicorns purposely asking their boyfriends if they want to do a threesome

[Anonymous No.]

Spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015166
I support more alp art, but alp lilim is a bit much, and the explanation doesn't really help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015187
I want a sleepy spatsa myconid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014734
>decide to check in on /mgt/ after a long time out
>happens to be thread when yananon rises from the grave
maybe life isn't so bad after all

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015149
>>22015164
Will do anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015174
I like your stuff altair and you are getting better so I have faith! Just dont give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015168
>He got so seething that he spammed reports

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>>22015241
i appreciate you for those kind words, thank you. i'll do my very best right now and probably so forth too

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015256
Great to hear! Maybe I can get a real commission from you eventually instead of just a request!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015196
Yeah I agree. Maybe just keep it to himself or just post it to /d/ if he wanted to share. Better than the fucking core spam on their at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015270
>core spam
Somehow I get the feeling this wasn't what you intended to type.

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>>22015270
>>22015277
>core spam
Who knew so many slimes wanted to post amateur art of themselves? At least the Nureonagos' self-portraits are pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015277
No it wasn't but honestly it's okay. That trash doesn't deserve it.
That's a great fucking Cheshire btw. I want her to wall stuck tease me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015270
Since when do alps belong on /d/? Idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015292
Well they certainly don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015292
Alps are one of the aspects of MGE that we have an unspoken agreement not to discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015293
Say who, you? What are you going to do, spam report everything you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015119
Are there that many socially awkward monstergirls willing to throw money at camwhore men in hopes of getting any attention instead of actually talking to boys in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015299
My dude are you ban evading? You're not allowed to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015299
Don't you already know the answer? Besides, ELH's lilim alp oc post already got deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015303
Lol no. Unlike the seething retard that spammed reports the Janitors don't just ban people for things they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015252
>>22015299
>>22015313
>tfw it's literally ELH getting mad because he got called out
>It's probably ELH who'd been obnoxiously pushing alps here recently
It all makes fucking sense now.

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>>22015292
I honestly wish they weren't but unfortunately the thread freaks when they are brought up. Some times it can take a few hours but it always happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015313
Fuck off ELH you discord nigger scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015300
Nothing says there can't be shy and neet monstergirls.

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>>22015299
thread title says "monster girl thread"
alps are technically girls, but also trannies
most people, including myself, don't like trannies
do you see the problem here? it doesn't help that anyone who posts an alp is baiting 99% of the time

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>>22015265
i hope the day for that comes sooner than i imagine

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>>22015119
i'd totally be a faceless youtuber that would promise to do a face reveal after X amount of donations. once the donations pour in, i'd take the money and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015343
Maybe once I get my first one done I can commission you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015178
Would a smug loli hellhound mock you for fucking a young girl, or for not fucking better then a young girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015361
Fuck, I didn't wanna reply to any post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015361
Both!

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>>22015166
>>The only one I don't like is Victoria. And that's because she's a major chuuni complete with delusions. That whole story she likes telling to anyone stupid enough to let her talk? Nothing more than a fever dream brought on by Mari spiking her drink with a massive amount of Manticore venom.
hey shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015334
Of course there can be. The only part I questioned was there being enough of them that use their allowance/neetbucks/parents' credit card to make donations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015390
Well it's not MGE's original setting since we're talking about the internet, so nothing says there can't be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I got a new commission of me, Miia, and my daughteru Cherry at the beach.

One last summer picture before the leaves start falling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015360
very well, then. i'm open for DM on twitter in case you want to talk, also i gotta spoil this text so it doesn't seem like i'm trying to advertise

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015406
Your daughter looks cute in a swimsuit.

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>>22015360
>>22015409
or better yet, wait until i'm even open for commission, that's much better

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>>22015409
>Making me use twatter
Your killing me altair. Will do though like I said I gotta wait until I get my pslime commission and build up a bit of bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015420
you got another platform in mind? it doesn't have be twitter

[Anonymous No.]

what pendent would light mages wear instead of a skull one that dark mages wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015426
I dont mind. Would rather use discord but that can be discussed at a later time. I was mostly just pulling your leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015419
Wait who's who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015434
a cross for light and life

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015434
I want light mage and dark mage onee-sans to fight over me

[Anonymous No.]

>New student gets transferred to yours school
>Starts ordering everyone around and even takes over as class president
>Tries demanding that you share lunch with her but you had wireless headphones blocking out her order
>Angrily stomps away out of the lunch room and telling you about how you'll rue the day for crossing her
>Day is about to end but you get called to the office
>Principle and overly smug transfer student are there with a pre-signed detention slip
>Principle doesn't even want to hear your side of the story and just sends you off
>In detention you meet other transfer student
>Weird purple snake girl
>Passes notes to you about how she knows you've been wronged and will help you get revenge if you agree to work with her
What'd ya say anon?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the number of times you can cum inside a slime girl before her body composition is more cum than slime?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tug on my Kobold daughteru's nipple clamps while we make out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015461
I ask for help to the vampire sisterhood!

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti wife enjoying boba

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015461
I'm waiting for the new girl to realize that she likes it when I don't follow her orders and she falls head over heels for me. It'll be after she masturbates furiously while thinking about how much she "hates" me.

[Anonymous No.]

FACE ME COWARD.
LOOK INTO MY EYES, THEY'RE THE LAST THING YOU'LL SEE.
YOUR HARD-ON IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
THE FIGHT IS FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015502
There's something really wrong about the base of that cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015514
I know, the shadows are a little odd on it, I was hoping the cup would be more between her breasts but it is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014734
I always love your shit man, I look forward to the next one? Also new Aquanaut when?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else going waifu hunting soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015518
I hope that you didn't pay for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015536
If by hunting you mean chasing around the house naked with a raging erection, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015536
Only next year, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015558
That Sea Cow looks hot

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its rude to ask a dryad in fall if she's 'dying her hair' when the leaves turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015558
Now that's something that I would keep on a permanent state of constant pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

How autistic would it be to draw up a rough sketch as a reference for a commission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015440
still Altair

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015576
If you can draw a rough sketch, why not just draw the rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015558
Elephant Seal Selkies are big girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015536
once my PC parts arrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015569
Is it okay to ask her if she's a hag, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015558
she looks hot in the outfit, no wonder selkies are always irritated by humans with climate change

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015583
Anon, do you want the ents to march?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015576
be charismatic and it won't seem autistic. also that's good if you can't describe what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015572
>permanent state of constant pregnancy
I wonder how many men would knock their wives up so often that they legitimately forget what she looks like when not pregnant.
>your wife gives birth
>huh, so that's what you look like without a bun in your oven. let's fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015577
So is >>22015426 and >>22015409 you or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015569
yeah, that's kinda like asking if a young woman looks pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015591
Now let's not be hasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015578
Because it's nowhere near the level of some other artists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015576
Not everything is autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015600
or excuse me, i meant saying she looks pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014906
she needs to get out of the office some more and live a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015598
yeah both me
>>22015502
is she absorbing that cup in her body? these yetis keep frightening me more by the second

[Anonymous No.]

What are your waifu's thighs like anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
powerful enough to pulverize a human skull to dust, but still make great pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015083
Got one in the works yeah
>>22015134
Hey there pslime buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Thick, pale, and soft for one.
Tight, muscled slabs that are tanned for the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Weird. Surprisingly soft and slender, but can lock with the grip of a gator's jaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015614
Oh sorry then I didn't mean to pressure you. I thought you meant you were willing with those last 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Pretty strong, not gonna lie. She could crack more than melons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015670
Hello!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Like this! They're pretty soft and sensitive. I'm not that much of a thigh man, artists just seem to like drawing my waifu with good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015683
And what about the other one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
they broke through her prison cell's bars and escaped

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015690
She's a little girl anon, her thighs are pretty skinny. Still soft and sensitive like her mama's though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Thighs? What are those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014696
Succubus-style tomboy stealth frame, with slightly more powerful hips, butt, and thighs. Heel mounted bladed weaponry for style points. Clawed hands for scratching my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Fluid shape, but she styles herself after hourglass Demons and Dark Mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015536
I'm waiting for her to hunt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Big and meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
Very fat and squishy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015767
what do i feed this troll

[Anonymous No.]

>Gremmy-chan discovers drone racing

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015793
Take a guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015826
>get's called honey-cock
i prefer getting called sugar-dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015834
>sugar-dick

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being on a disaster response unit consisting of men and their living armor waifus
>plow through avalanches to save trapped people
>fight fires with no fear of getting burnt
>secure a gremlin's haywire inventions without getting zapped
>etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015834
I prefer sweetie-ween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015862
I prefer lumbercock

[Anonymous No.]

Every hellhound mother teaches her daughter to rape. It's your job as a husband and father to act the necessary role when this time comes and be dominated and raped as your daughteru watches on with joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015890
But what if your daughter wants to rape you too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015894
Depends on if the waifu will allow it. The waifu still needs to teach her how to properly rape a man regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015894
>Go 'play' outside

[Anonymous No.]

Powerful Goat Thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015858
>Keep your pants on, sugar-dick, I'm workin' here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015659
What got this deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015951
Maybe the jannies did a purge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015947
Those are words no monster girl would ever say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015951
There’s a mod that lurks ELH’s discord, you do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015955
if only jannies banned/deleted based purely on the amount of autism stains on a post.

>>22015966
I'm not quite sure what ELH is, but I'm going to choose to stay blissfully unaware, and enjoy comfy, thread safe, MG lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015894
than you pampered her too much. it's bad enough you get a big flaming pooch humping you until you start liking it midway through but now you're gonna get lolicon femdom'd with a lots of rape. if you can, do your best to avoid her advances and hope you get her to understand that there's a lot of fish out in the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015966
Wait, so the rogue mod theory might have some truth to it? Might explain the inconsistency with deleted posts recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015977
But what man could resist pampering his daughteru, even if she is a mini rape machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015977
Lolihounds are (relatively) lightweight at least.
Toss her at the neighbor boy and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015979
Seeing as how KDF got caught in it I wouldn’t be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

Maus-fu

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015993
I’m not sure why I got deleted anon. As far as I know I don’t have beef with anyone, drama is decidedly in-comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016005
God, look at that cunny. I want to eat her out like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016011
Un-comfy, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016015
Do you even know how fucking loud they get during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016038
A mere female rodent

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016038
How loud are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016005
Lets see her try to hold that pose while getting filled with baby-batter.

[Anonymous No.]

Deep down, all shortstacks are sizequeen sluts that want to get stretched by a fat incubi meat pole. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your ochi bodyguard really need to folllw you everywhere?
Sleep in the same single person bed as you?
Follow you into the bath?
Prepare every meal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016081
man, they must like tall incubi that they never leave them alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016081
That’s true of lolis too anon, really any girl under 4 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016083
Apparently. And I'm starting to consider taking away her food prep privileges. I've been experiencing more frequent and more powerful erections since I started eating her food

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016081
I think it proves how much you project your own tastes on to everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl familiars can be a handful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016086
Of course. A shortstacks favorite is a tall, muscular man that can really manhandle them as he pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016108
True, but they're worth the hassle. Any warlock worth his salt has an imp familiar tending to him and amping up his powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016081
Sounds about right. Big fatcocks and huge muscles make em weak in the knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016109
But what if they refuse to not stop following you around like ducks because your 6'6

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016081
I'm more into potatoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016143
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016126
>tfw you will never be warlock with a couple of shortstack imp minions
>they always inadvertanly mess up you evil plans, but you keep them around anyways
>you'd be pretty lonely without them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016142
Then you pick them up, put them somewhere high up where they can't get down on there own, and tell them not to follow you around so much. They still follow you after you put them back down, but they'll do it more sneakily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016143
>friends ask if you want to hangout, but you tell them you're peeling potatoes tonight
>they look at you like you just said something extremely boring
>later that night, you're stripping your girls of their clothing and giving them the loving they've been waiting for

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016081
I really like size queen girls but I'm not big enough to do that with them and that makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016179
Dont worry incubi gain big dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016190
You've kinda put yourself into a chicken-or-egg situation there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016083
>ask your ochi to give you a little space, since you're pretty sure you're never in any actual real danger
>her face looks pained for a split second, before she returns to her normal blank expression
>"Of course, my lord. As you wish."
>finally get to sleep in private, door closed, room and bed all to yourself, just like the old days
>except everything is different
>somehow now you can't get comfortable, you're always too hot or too cold (normally her undead body with its strange temperature behavior warms you up on cool nights and cools you off on warm nights, but now you're on your own)
>you can't tell where to out your arms anymore, usually they're hugging her softness like a giant overstuffed teddy bear
>decide to get a glass of water to calm yourself, but in the blink of an eye it's wobbling on your nightstand. Plus, the door is now slightly ajar.
>she's only that sloppy when she's very distressed
>next morning, you take it back and say she can be as close as she wants
>barely reacts as usual, only gives a subtle nod and an "Understood, my lord."
>but as you turn away, out of the corner of your eye, you swear you can almost see a relieved sigh and a slight smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016101
Do ochi bodyguards and kunoichi assassins come to blows often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016216
Big, tough stoic monsters are the best. I want try and fluster them to see how they react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016217
Depends on how their first fight goes. If ochi wins, kunoichi will be forced into servitude as Anon's concubine. She'll have to help ochi make sure her aruji-dono is taken care of sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016205
>Anon and his size queen MG girl friend go on a quest to get anon a huge dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016081
Mg aren’t that picky so there would be shortstacks who don’t care

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016322
Probably have a skewed vision of size queen as well seeing as any average dick probably feels massive when you pussy is so small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016243
>Stoic monsters
Stoic husbands are far more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016243
>decide you're going to fluster your ochi bodyguard because nobody's tried assassinating you in the past...ever, actually
>give her a frilly maid outfit to wear, saying it'll be better for blending in with high society than her tattered samurai robes
>she blinks at the outfit twice, turns to face you, gives you a flat "I see," and wears the dress (complete with cat-ear headband) during her afternoon sword practice without further reaction
>try sneaking up on her, to catch her off guard and tickle her
>every time you try, she turns again to face you, utterly baffled. One time, you go for broke and tickle her anyway. After a few seconds of her trying to figure out why you're doing this, she puts two and two together and makes a strange noise that (kind of) approximates laughter, both very earnest and totally unconvincing
>eventually she confronts you, bowing deeply
>"My lord, I hope I am not speaking out of turn, but your recent behavior concerns me. Has something upset you? If so please simply inform me, if it is in my power to fix I am open to your correction."
>"Oh no, nothing like that," you shrug. "I was just checking to see if I could fluster you a little, but you're surprisingly stoic."
>"I see. I apologize for the disappointment."
>"No, not at all. It's a good thing, actually. If nothing fazes you, then if something ever really happens I can 100% trust you to keep your cool and keep me safe."
>"I-Is that so..."
>"Yeah! You're the best bodyguard ever."
>normally she formally excuses herself when leaving your presence, but this time she just hurridly nods and awkwardly power-walks away from you, turning the first corner she can
>once she's out of your sight, she covers the happy grin that's taken over her deeply blushing face with her hand, shakes her head for a second to regain her composure, and manages to return her face to normal after a few minutes
>too bad for her, her reflection was visible in the flat screen TV the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

Overthrow a tyrannical Lilim and establish Democracy and the Grand Republic.

Democracy, now and forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016379
>Overthrow the Lilim and create a democracy
>People end up voting in said Lilim as president

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016379
How about mge american made when a bunch of order colonies rebelled thanks to the help of lilim Washington.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016379
>Apophis bites pharaoh graping her taking control of the kingdom
>Or that's what she though would happen
>Instead she finds out the position of pharaoh is almost entirely without power
>The real power is in the parliament
>All she can do is sit pretty in the big pyramid and scowl at tourists
>Occasionally she gets to go out for boring ceremonies where all the guys are married, even the waiters
>Eventually apophis gives up and looks for an actually kingdom to take over
>Graped pharaoh is still graped and spends all day having sex with her husband in the pyramid and never showing up to any ceremonies, so nothing has changes at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016416
>Lilim then proceeds to use Emergency Powers to rewrite the Constitution to fit her needs, agenda and to be as Pro-Monstergirl as possible and also "encourages" male human citizens to love Monstergirls and human females to monsterize
>And the Lilim declares herself as Dictator. The forever ruler of the nation

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016433
Is the United States of America of MGE created not only with a George Washington-tier Lilim and monstergirl Founding Mother's.

But With also the help, encouragement and endorsement of a Monstergirl Lafayette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016416
4 more years of Lim!
Lim is going to overhaul the economy!
Lim is so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014967
Jacko wacko

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015083
Got a Hobgoblin commission in the works, finally getting the last of my wives some art. It's been a long journey but it feels good being so close to the finish line.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes it's so hard to decide which monster girl to beat off to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016747
Just do what I do, open a bunch of images and cycle through them when jerking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016243
Big, stoic girls are for being secretly ultra lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015361
>Would a smug loli hellhound mock you for fucking a young girl, or for not fucking better then a young girl?
The former while she's begrudgingly getting dominated, after she tempts and taunts you into doing it. And while you're manhandling and fucking her in different positions, her smug expression gradually turns into a lewd face and her mocking comments are replaced with moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016937
I want a smug lolihound with a fat ass.
She needn't start with it but she'll certainly end with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you ever provoke your waifu so she'd have rough hate sex with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017070
Delete this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017070
World guide III introduced a spell used by Amazoness that can turn even a Night Gaunt or Alice into a raging rapist without being an asshole to your wife.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Day_of_Rejoicing_.28p96.29

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017134
>Your normally subservient and shy kikimora turns into rape monsters because of amazon magic
>You spend the rest of the night on your back as she rides you from dusk till dawn
I shudder to think what it'll do to a ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017157
what if it overwhelmed her rape instincts into short-circuiting, causing her to become temporarily docile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017171
>Spoiler
>Stack overflow ushi
>Won't even lay a claw on you unless you tell her to
>She spends the whole night on her back instead
>You recorded the whole thing and force her to watch it from start to finish
>Made sure to make copies so she can't destroy the evidence

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds? More like rapehounds! AmIright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016948
I want a smug pear-shaped lolihound wearing pasties or tiny lowleg panties that don't cover her backdoor so she's practically asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017070
Pretty much any display of affection I show her provokes her into hate sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Big sister Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017236
>Loli hounds friends wondering why she’s suddenly got such a well padded rear
>Nearby wurm asks if it’s cause she ate too much ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

There's no telling where your adventures through a MG space setting might take you, who knows what potential crew members you might encounter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAX0KEhJqrA

[Anonymous No.]

>mge amv

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017483
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22016049
mere rodents are great wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017546
What would work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017546
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017565
Think of could do a rat king (rat queen?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017295
Stop talking about such a story, I feel bad enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgbox.com/g/nCnY2kMME7
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 202. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. Besides that, they've also been gathered from the MGE instagram tags..
This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/bBtVcfzA

Next week's update will most likely include the images from /monster/'s booru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017510
This is what they make kids do in school biology class these days?

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017670
My feet hurt. I want to fall into a cuddle puddle and rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017670
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017688

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire cat, holst harem, jabberwock, or sandworm. I feel like this is the biggest debate of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017755
I'd go for the Sandworm, she's low-maintenance and high-utility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017755
Holstaur always and forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017755
No debate at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I AM THE NIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017760
Sandworms are unique because the trade-off is high. There's a lot of positives and things she can do that no other girl could dream of doing, and they're by far the most intimate species of them all, but any chance at a normal life is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017773
I don't see how I'd miss this life. Only thing that'd bother me is not knowing how One Piece ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017771

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017771
Flat bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017755
Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017800
Name two things that DON'T go bump in the night.
Hehehe...

[Anonymous No.]

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76647856
succ+dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017773
>by far the most intimate species of them all
There are a few other girls that want you to live inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017773

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017835
Dont technically all of them do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017826
she looks sexy and and they way she looks down at you while raping you is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017773
As long as I can have computer in there it's not that radically different to how I live now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017849
Metaphorically, yes. Some take it to the next level though, like Jubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017826
She looks familiar for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying on Onee-san's clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017835
Sandworms literally want you entirely inside their bodies though. It's a whole new level of intimacy living completely inside your waifu. No other girls offers that except shoggoths and maybe other slimes girls, but that takes the form of a house or overtaking an apartment. Sandworms you're literally inside her body. The warmth, the smell, the fluids coating your body, it's all a result of her. It's not a gimmick like what shoggoths do and form furniture and utensils with the extra mass of their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

Sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017923
Based and worm-pilled.

[Anonymous No.]

Old-fashioned wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017930
Being a shepherd must be a right pain.
>>22017991
>I'll have you know this was the height of fashion in 1786!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018013
It's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017974
>Howdy neighbor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018044
Anon had a little lamb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018056

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018070
>Sandworm wants to borrow some sugar.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no fish gf
feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018064
>little

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018088
Well at least your floor stays dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015524
Aquanaut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018113
Yeah Aquanaut

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018113
That's Alp's story, not Yananons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018088

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018119
To answer you question: never ever not in a million years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018129
The barmaids just hobble around on their tails? That's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018143
I imagine since he says mermaids often use magic to levitate and slide around that Nereids would be especially graceful and look like they are ice skating around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018157
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018143
Or slither like a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018143
Looks like she's floating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018129
that kelp looks drunk
>>22018111
but i want it to be wet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018166
I want a Sabbath Nereid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018224
I want to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018233
Silly little ant. You know nothing of the lust that lurks in the hearts of men.
>>22018238
Do it, the Wisps are waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018211
I thought they were always like that.
>>22018224
Actual scan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018238
Don't say that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015524
>>22018119
Do you really want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018323
Silly cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22015834
>>22015858
Those nicknames are mediocre. Mine is "shugar nutz da da da daaah". The incorrect spelling and the trumpet mimicry are mandatory pronunciations. It's a venerable and respectable by-name.
>>22016038
A good portion of the sounds (rodent vocalizations) lie beyond the usual threshold of human hearing. Also, females of several studied species control the rate and intensity of coitus -- despite it looking like random humping etc. Bah enough spewing science autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018323
Whoever did this needs to work more on the faces. The body's pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018335
Smart cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018328
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018433
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018446
Cute octopus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018535
what are you implying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018528
Doughragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018546
That she's a cute octopus, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018552

[Anonymous No.]

Would you watch an animated adaptation of Another Story of Fallen Maidens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018619
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018619
sure. Would be great to have a pslime animation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018636
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018573
Gonna snug

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/Sa4CUsa

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018573
Cuddly dragons are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018672
kek
this is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018716

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018664
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018573
Corpses are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017877
They must be twins.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018879
What are those tiny, baby wings? Dragons should have huge, majestic wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018882
i dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018905
And that’s fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018902
She needs to go through doors easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018879
Did they come from the same egg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018933
So that was the final, 150th egg from Spyro 3!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018879
>>22017877
Loli version best

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018932
What is she, gay? She's a dragon, just make them bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018941
disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018882
>ntr android
No sir I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018866

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018951
Sometimes she has big wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018987
she should always have big wings and make other places accommodate this feature of her anatomy

[Anonymous No.]

>his waifu can't do this
Shameful

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018414
Soft cow

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong for a man to be attracted to HUGE horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019045
Drunk cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019063
I am game

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019046
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019098
Boating cat?

[Anonymous No.]

This is why you should level grind as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22018672
i'll never trust a fish again

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019146
Awww...

[Yananon No.]

Thread, help me decide what to write about next: dark priest corruption, a stalking, manipulative gazer, or a minotaur that becomes extremely jealous of holstaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019136
>level grind as much as possible.
https://youtu.be/oNkrjMixxSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019163
You know, despite gazerfag commissioning thousands of pictures of his wife there's very little gazer writing. I'm gonna say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019163
The first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019136
Would change the Thunderbird for the one in the new book, but would still love that harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019163
First one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019163
Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019088
Your pelvis isn't tho.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster onee-chan harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019273

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019286
Some of those are too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019302
Onee-chans come in all sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019320
Do they come kaiju sized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019251
It's mana reinforced, all is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019163
First one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019334
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

Purple spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22010546

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I should try to finalize that apophis smut I wrote a few months ago. Is anyone into seeing a fight scene and some maledom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019424
I want to use that apophis' mouth as an onahole. I wanna cum a big fat load down her throat. I want her to use that mana boost to break her chains and drain me dry of all my cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019420
Big
Fat
Rata
Sacks

[Anonymous No.]

Post things that make you both happy and sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019462

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019462
I wonder what fat rata sacks hold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019501
Hopes and dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019501
Love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019424
That sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019595
is it wrong to want to rape a titty elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019604
You're playing right into her hands by doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019609
are you saying shes trying to get me to rape her? Surely a proud and noble elf wouldn't debase herself like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019623
Think again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019595
i want a harem of dark elves...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019635
Well then fuck me i guess. No way i could resist.

[Anonymous No.]

A story of a woman getting to the panacea to become a monster would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019644
How big are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019652
could be neat to have a poor orphan girl from some nun orphanage finding it and becoming an uber powerful lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019652
For what would she need it?
It's the single most rare item in existence in MGE, if she's not turning into a completely new species at a minimum that sounds like a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019652
I had tomge idea one of a lilim using it to turn a woman into a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019679
Bah, as the writer you could have it be as rare as you want it to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019685
Turning a women into a Lilim is its only real use. Dragons and arch succs can be formed naturally (just super rare). Lilims can only be made via liliths vagene or Liliths vagene juice.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019666
Onee-san sized!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019688
That would make you what we call a “hack fraud.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019666
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019784
An adult you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019745
You need to be more specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019827
cutie shot-cow onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the best non-kiki, non-shog meido?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
Holst or automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
Inari.
Not a question about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
A kiki shog carrier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22017923
Sandworms are small time. Can they live for eternity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
Automeido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019679
I had some sort of desperation act
Like they got trapped underground and becoming a monster gave them the strength to get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019900
I mean monsterization in general does that.
I hate to sound like I’m picking on you, it just sounds like this is you wanting to use the panacea for the sake of using the panacea, as opposed to having a unique situation it could enable. Not terribly unlike some oc lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
Your own waifu in a meido outfit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019933
You mean like ELH's one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019980
Honestly, yeah.
It's too bad they're a goddamn retard but it is outside-the-box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
Cute dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019463
Why the silly faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019900
How about instead of the panacea, how about an item infused with monster specific DE
like a stylish bracelet filled with dragon DE, or a kikimora feather?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020033
Picture this
Custom mana batteries

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020032
I like this artists Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020033
>>22020057
Honestly I would never get anything done with the amount of time I'd put into making monsterizing objects.
If you ever run out of identification, get stuck with a cursed item, and are wondering who the fuck is wasting their time making all these cursed relics, there's a good chance it'd be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019886
Why live forever in a chandelier when you can receive a full body blowjob while getting a blowjob from your waifu all while eating your waifu's pussy out in a 69?
A blowjob with a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019840
>shot-cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019844
Cheshire Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020072
Thats a compelling argument, but if you marry a Wisp you get to glow in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020071
Almost the same. The only reason me and my wife wouldnt be in the exact same boat is because we just gotta ask her pslime divisions to turn into dildos, panties, under armor, etc... and they do it on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020073
She can hit a target from 60 meters away... and that's just shooting her tit milk.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

beware small foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020141
Why would I need to worry about her? She doesn't even have a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020141
That looks like Asanagi's art.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020166
That's because it is.

[Anonymous No.]

ah, so the black fuzzy framed words are KC's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020187
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020033
How about a oni gourd that turns women that drink from it in to onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020169
she's turning over to the light!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020169
Golly White Mage is so pure and thoughtful. She's even giving me a full checkup later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020083
You could also just join the CIA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020193
The ones in the thick, fuzzy-framed text bubbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020220
And what are these text bubbles from?

[Anonymous No.]

Ultra busty nekomata!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019462
>>22019501

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020153
you just can't see it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020242
How ultra?

[Anonymous No.]

Best moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020254
Does a ring get me access?

>>22020266
The front of her kimono is pushed out quite a bit.
To the point that folks think she's smuggling things

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020266
Space Jin-level ultra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020280
>>22020294
Oh my that's good. But what's her personality like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020254
What are the ways I can get access? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020305
Proud and a little smug.
The sort that lays in your lap and expects you to scratch her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020238
Yeah okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>22013996
And here's the Table of Contents for the new side guide: https://pastebin.com/hcsbFQNW

Since we don't have real scans I can't do much more than translate this for now. It's a start though. tfw we'll never get to go on spooky adventures with ghost pirates on board the monstergirl Flying Dutchman

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020315
Good, smug girls with huge titties deserve to be spoiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020325
Some other setting has a ghost ship as a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020330
That they should.
Do you know how hard it is to carry milkers that size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22019463
Why does this make you sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020325
It's a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020338
Because it will never happen to any of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Would an automation take clothing measurements by hugging you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020335
Which one is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020169
i want her blessings so i can relive the days of being a non-incubus on the verge of getting raped again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020325
>Sixth island has a Church of the Chief God
THE PLOT THICKENS

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020375
He's talking GranBlue Fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020336
They deserve back massages!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020401
That she does.
Get that cat purring while she enjoys her well deserved pampering!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020362
Says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020169
So she defeated Balrog-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020404
MG cats purring is so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020549
That it is, along with chuffing

[Anonymous No.]

how do i beat the zombie dragon first boss in demon's crest

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020375
I think it was that shitty praxis one

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020602
Shove your face in her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020602
Throw a husband at her.

That's how I'll get through MGE, I'll make a spell that teleports the nearest unmarried man to my location and chuck him at the MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing video games on servers populated with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020668
>pos sum dik
>join my discord!
>Hubby, aren't you supposed to be at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020668
I'd find a way to kabedon the Ratatoskr player.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my waifu to tie me down and shave me smooth from the neck down!

[Anonymous No.]

If you had to marry one of the 5 main elementals (dark matter, fire, water, air, earth), which would you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020608
>>22020628
nvm, i figured it out. i fire my load in her mouth. she chased my out of the dungeon and had to blow my load in her mouth again when she had her head stuck in a hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>22014453
>>22014549
Old comments I know, but my impression from the context as well as the extra stuff we've learned since then is that what will change is that monsters will no longer be motivated by that "monsters attack humans" instinct, not that they will cease to ravish men. Those monsters who simply want to do it, men who enjoy it happening to them, etc. will still get it done.

KC sort of addresses this with what he said in the ochimusa's "making of" with how monsters ravishing men can be motivated by culture instead of instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020668
I'm just gonna be silent and not interact with anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020672
>Join their discord
>Go to the voice channel
I can only image what sorts of things you're gonna hear and the questions asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020733
>It'll fit! My mom said so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020733
>where are you at MAS~TAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020733
>Ask her what will fit
>She squeals in excitement that you responded to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020668
>>22020733
>you join a monster Discord, but use a voice changer to better fit in and not look like an attention whore
>making new online friends there
>one day you go afk for a moment
>someone posted a funny pic, you say "heh, good one"
>chat goes silent, you notice you must have accidentally disabled the voice changer
>think fast
>"Oh sorry, it's just that my sister forgot to log out and I just saw it, I'm just gonna leave"
>you log out, make sure the voice changer is on again, and wait a minute more just in case
>the whole room talks about "your brother"
>"Anonette's little bro sounds cute, I wanna see his pics"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020668
>join a 6 player Overwatch party
>they immediately switch to QP so they can talk to you lewdly all game
>the Yeti player just wants to play Mei but only you and her are taking the game seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020811
I want monster girls to talk lewdly to me over voice chat. I'd even go as far as to tell them I'm getting horny from it to taunt them even further

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing Monster Hunter games with a bunch of Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020849
I play gunlance.
I'm prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/Da0sPrI.jpg
reminder to feed your loli mg's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020700
I remember for a while there Ignis would constantly show up for me whenever these threads did a roulette thing. Maybe it's a sign that there's someone out there with the hots for me.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you fuse ALL of the elemental MGs together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020861
Of course, I'm a chef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020876
Captain Planet readies to purge the world of hate and pollution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020876
Disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020876
you get a bose einstein elemental

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020861
God dammit anon, panties are not food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22020680
>the rata
Anon, she finds you! She's a master investigator and reporter you know!

But then the kabedon puts herself at stomach level, and dangerously close to other things...

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>>22020876
they become captain planet mg and sex you up real good but they make you wear 5 cock rings

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>>22020970
they are when they're juicy enough!

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>>22020705
>ochimusa

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>>22021046
Apologies, I think I may be suffering minor heat stress...

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>>22020849
>they're all a bunch of masochists who desperately want a man to break their parts
Given how monsters could just regenerate from that kind of thing, do you think they would give their husbands something made from a piece of their own horns or something as a special gift?

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>>22021046
>ochimusa
Please do not dress your faithful, devoted bodyguard in a gigantic banana costume. She deserves to work with her pride intact.

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>>22021085
I know just who to call for a situation like this.

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>>22014696
Kick ass flames paint job.

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>>22020668
Y tho?

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>>22021104
How else are you going to recruit a NEET kiki to be your live in maid? She isn't going to have the confidence to leave her apartment on her own.

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What accent does an undine have?

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>>22021112
Send her pics of your dirty room, those are like dick pics to NEET kikis.

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>>22021115
Yiddish

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>>22021115

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>>22021112
You cant be Neet and a maid

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>>22021112
Do you go straight for taking her home or ease her in by temporarily moving to her place?

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>>22021112
Heard way too many horror stories about those kinds of women .

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>>22021121
>shalom anon

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>>22021124
Would it be better to call her a kikikomori?

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Don't want to reignite all the old autism but if men "currently" outnumber monsters then that means there aren't enough waifus to go around. Sure, lots of men have been told by Order society to avoid monsters and fear them, but they're so irresistible that in reality they can't do that for long, since monsters are just so much better than humans. Statistically speaking in this situation most monsters aren't gonna remain single for long. Maybe there is a resolution to this and I just missed it, but I couldn't help but think this and wondered if threadcanon has an answer.

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snakes are icky

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Thats the new social anxiety pasta, right

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>>22021161
No, I'm being serious, Anon.

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mysterious murasame castle but with ochimusha fighting kunoichi

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>>22021129
It works if you train them after you get them because they're basically blank slates with low enough self-esteem and high enough excitement at finally being picked to actively want to please. They just lack self motivation and drive entirely and will almost never develop it on their own so you just have to supply it till they develop into it.
It's like deciding to adopt a much more responsibility intensive puppy. If that doesn't appeal to you or you're crap at training and taking caring of them it's gonna suck and you'll hate them and the situation.