Monster Girl Thread

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Bully the shorties!

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http://imgbox.com/g/p8dA5W9lqe
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 200. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/pInBYFHB

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>>21677530
Little Studycow, are you excited about the upcoming collections of everything Katsuhiro Otomo has ever done? Surely his art style is a worthy topic of study for a bachelor's thesis in art college or something...

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>>21677530
Adorable, as all cows are.

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>>21677549
Hot glue it.

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>>21677568
How do they manage the heat of summer?

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>>21677582
Same way everyone else does.

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>>21677568
That's a jaunty pose

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Remember to lick your trolls

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Just adding the updated tweet translation from the previous thread here for translator anon to continue from when ready.

>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1145930378978312192

>"Human. Being happy is your duty! What? You're not happy? That is treason against us!
>...Anyway, you're not looking well taken care-of. Are you single?
>Are you perhaps not sleeping enough because of your job? Are you eating well? Do you like meats? Just wait a second" (puts on an apron)

>~The conqueror Demon~

>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1145933962490990592

>"Even though your basic living conditions have improved, yet you still feel unhappy; I see human's greed indeed knows no bound~
>What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"

>~The conqueror Demon~

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Cute banana.

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>>21677606
A'ight

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>>21677610
Too cute.

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>>21677610
Fuck it I need to write something with this line of reasoning now

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>>21677606
OK.

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Tongues.

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Dragons are secretly nerds

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>>21677534
Good work.

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>>21677687
Lies and slander.

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>>21677687
They certainly specialize in a specific thing and develop a great trove of knowledge of said subject.

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>>21677723
Like food?

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>>21677747
I was thinking more like rare artifacts from a specific culture or time period but sure, food also.

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>>21677762
I don't even know the rules to tennis...

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>>21677531

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>>21677784
Balls

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>>21677784
How about volleyball then?

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>>21677806
How about we play the sport of kings, baseball?

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>>21677610

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1146390729456930816

>Although many of you may already know this, this talk is about what it is like to turn into "Heroes" or "Incubi".
>These terms refer to condtion where an ordinary human has their 'limits as a human' removed by receiving tons of mana by various reasons. Think of it like having your level caps removed in RPGs.

>Incubi and Heroes are the same thing in principle; their only difference the nature of their mana recieved: whether it was from Gods or from MGs.
>Heroes and Incubi have great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)

>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just beacuse you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.

>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump.

>This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes.
>Only by leveling up by going through trainings you can become strong in inhuman levels.

>So, in theory, anybody can become a Hero if you get blessed and receive mana from God. But since getting actually strong solely relies on your efforts to overcome human limits, there only exists a handful of Heroes.
>This in other words mean there can be ordinary people who are actually a Hero.

>On the other hand, you normally become an Incubus by having a repeated sex with MGs. This means your EXPs in sex will stack up and once your level caps are removed by becoming an Incubus your level of abilities related to sex will jump, for example like ability to give pleasure to MGs or receiving pleasures from MGs.

>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likey that they will be befuddled by their state where they can't just stop cumming and their erections not going away thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

>Also, since amount of cum relies on basic physical stats, it seems Heros can also cum a lot more than ordinary people, too. Though not on the level of Incubi.

>This sums up the part of battles and sex. But there are other areas as well where you can break limit by becoming a Hero or Incubus.

All right, 10/20 done. I'll do the rest tomorrow or something, I need to go to bed now. Feel free to correct any grammar mistakes or ugly parts or just anything

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>>21677806
That's cheating! If she's like many real cephalopods then her arms all have their own nervous systems capable of semi-independent action. It's like 9 against 2.

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It’s all fun and games till you impregnate the international representative of a monster girl nation

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>>21677884
Okay, but what happens then?

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Kitty!

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>>21677892
Diplomatic scandals, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria! You must take responsibility for the your country's sake.

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>>21677896
Cats in spats?

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>>21677901
Cats in scrubs.

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I bet even monstergirls make the dumb jokes to cashiers

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>>21677901
Don’t laugh at her shoes!

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>>21677839
Thanks translator dude. Always nice to get more info on how the setting works.

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>>21677747
>>21677713
>big dragon
>loves food
>Wonderland girl
>diamond suit
>three mouths
You know damn well what she's eating, and it's not food. She's /d/egenerate by default.
She's a vore girl through and through
You can deny it all you like, but you know it's true.

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>>21677899
>cats and dogs living together

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>>21677892
Diplomatic responsibility taking

>>21677896
Cute cat

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>>21677839
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likey that they will be befuddled by their state where they can't just stop cumming and their erections not going away thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

Hmmm, so since the potions don't actually give you a ton of sexual experience levels, the physical changes are what are overwhelming about becoming an incubus too quickly? i.e. if it was just "sex levels" stacked up then all incubi would be overwhelmed, but they can handle it because the normally steady transformation into an incubus comes with steady changes to their body (hence why many incubi can't be sure at what point precisely they became incubi).

Basically its two different but related stats:

Sex levels = Accumulated sexual capability as far as giving and receiving pleasure are concerned, stacked levels are gained upon becoming an incubus.
Physical stats = Your body and mind's overall physical condition, i.e. the ability to handle the sexual capacity efficiently, and to physically cum and endure beyond human capability. Becoming an incubus changes these too, but if you didn't steadily acclimate yourself and instead got transformed rapidly then you may be overwhelmed.

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>>21677905
Looks like crome

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>>21677930
>spoiler

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How lusty/sex crazy do you like your MG?

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>>21677941

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>>21677591
I want to take White Horn-san to the beach for the first time in her life!

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>>21677949
37

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>>21677632
Living the dream. I bet after all that she still gets up and cooks dinner to get you ready for that night.

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>>21677949
Very

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Pat the cows.

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>>21677907
Especially if that cashier is a male.

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>>21677687
>be a knight on your first mission
>gotta go slay a dragon for king and country
>woohoo
>you enter the dark and dank cave and you thought you lost your way for a bit until you see a light at the end
>you walk into a room FILLED with nothing more than figures lined all around the walls
>and in the middle wearing a pair of headphones and schlicking to a Fantasy Knight eroge is a small and very under developed dragon girl

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How do you feel about cum swapping?

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>>21677884
I had an idea for a story like that but the MC accidentally sleeps with two MG diplomats and because of this helps broker a peace and humanity lives in harmony with monsters but then I realized something; I can’t write smut to save my life.

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>>21677949
Well I imagine it would be okay for the first few years, but then ten years go by and we still don’t have a daughteru and both our mothers are hounding us for grandchildren, and she then finally snaps and doesn’t let me leave the bedroom until she knows she’s pregnant.

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>>21677935
Yes, I think that's pretty much gist of it. I personally think these 'rapid Incubization' are used for corrupting/tempting unwilling human males, especially since KC specifically said it can occur from Succubi's magics. Looks pretty effective, too

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>>21678018
Between two or more girls, it's really hot.

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>>21678055
More?

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Gyaru monstergirls are the best.
Change my mind.

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https://medium.com/@mohammedkhairi37/fuji-boxing-%E6%9D%91%E7%94%B0%E8%AB%92%E5%A4%AA-%E3%83%AD%E3%83%96-%E3%83%96%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88-%E7%94%9F%E4%B8%AD%E7%B6%99-%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%96-%E4%BA%88%E6%83%B3-%E6%94%BE%E9%80%81-%E5%8B%95%E7%94%BB-%E3%83%86%E3%83%AC%E3%83%93-%E8%A6%96%E8%81%B4-%E7%84%A1%E6%96%99-%E6%9D%91%E7%94%B0%E8%AB%92%E5%A4%AAvs%E3%83%AD%E3%83%96-%E3%83%96%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88wba%E4%B8%96%E7%95%8C%E3%83%9F%E3%83%89%E3%83%AB%E7%B4%9A%E3%82%BF%E3%82%A4%E3%83%88%E3%83%AB%E3%83%9E%E3%83%83%E3%83%81-%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%96-2019%E5%B9%B47%E6%9C%8812%E6%97%A5-f79d37f337e1

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>>21678064
>Change my mind.
Make me, faggot.

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>>21678018
Imagine a jabberwock cumswapping between her tentacle mouths before downing it with her main mouth

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>>21677949

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do you think a marriage fish could come inland to marry other water couples?

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>>21678072
This, but with a tentacle.

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>>21678089
What

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>>21678051
I imagine it would be. If I could suddenly cum near literal buckets literally all night long and had a hot girl willing to take it for as long as I could give it I'd go nuts, too.

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>>21678089
I headcanon that aquatic MG don't generally care about salt vs. fresh water, but may prefer one environment over the other, so yeah.

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>>21678089
Sea Bishops are supposed to be able to do ezpz Little Mermaid legs-magic, aren't they?
They can walk to wherever they're needed if they have to

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>>21678187
I want to lewd these sea saints

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>>21678187
Your plane crashed into the ocean
There’s not much you can recall so stay with us in Rapture
Where the great do not fear the small
I have built the world around you
With the sweat of my own brow
Up there leeches ask for their share
Under here we let them drown

Under the sea, under the sea
The city’s so pretty, you should stay with me
Would you kindly

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>>21678192
> Ufufufu
> Defiling a priestess? My my, landlubbers are even more eager than I'd heard

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>>21678238
>mfw no ara ara CC bishop teacher

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>>21677949
Lilim or Ushi sex crazy.

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>>21678126
Would be great if me and sahu could just go to some island way out there

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>>21678267
>tfw hoping to die peacefully in your sleep but wake up the next day full of dread

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>>21677949
Lewd and loving, with a hint of genuine pervert

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>>21677839
Nice to see how rpg-ish the setting is.

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>>21678343
Not gonna lie, I kinda hate it.
I don’t understand why everything has to have a fucking precise stat and numbers tied to it. It’s annoyingly common in jp media.
Quantitative power levels were a mistake.

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>>21678348
I agree. I fucking despise the constant need to put videogame mechanics into everything, because it pretty much runs contrary to having good worldbuilding.

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>>21677839
>he's got cumming and the amount of cum produced down to a science
I swear this madman will never cease to amaze me

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>>21678348
Well to be fair, MGE was meant from the beginning to be a RPG-inspired setting. Its not like RPG elements infiltrated it, they were there from the start (hence why several of the original girls are clearly inspired by JRPG enemies).

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>>21677839
>But there are other areas as well where you can break limit by becoming a Hero or Incubus
Which makes me wonder. There are biological mechanisms that will activate when near death that can enable superhuman feats. Would that translate into a limit break in MGE?

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>>21678348
>>21678355
its just an example that he gave in terms of videogame jargon so that his meaning would be easier to grasp, because filthy gaijins just cant comprehend how nuanced the nips can get. No need to lose your heads over it

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>>21678343
I don't like it either. Stats are fine for games where you NEED to quantify things, but I don't like them in the story itself. It just comes off as lazy or childish most of the time.

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>>21678369
RPG-inspired does not have to mean dumb shit like gotta drink your milk every day to get +5 Con! If I find this relic I get 500exp which will make me Level Up and increase all my stats! And other similar horseshit.
It’s the difference between “Setting from a fantasy RPG” and “Tabletop Fantasy RPG handbook”

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Wikifag here.
After looking through the russian MGE fangroups, I have about 600-1k images to go through.
Expect a lot of russian in the future.

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>>21678404
I'm ready.

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>>21678404
>600-1k images
Jesus christ, Russian fans draw a lot.

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>>21678404
>board's gonna get swarmed with gopnik kikis
I have nothing against this

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>>21678404
There's a lot of goodies mixed in there, good quality all around.

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>>21678411
They run a MGE Q&A page where people can ask monster girls some questions and artists draw the responses

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>>21678414
That shark looks trustworthy.

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>>21678404
Most excellent.

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>>21678422
>fan Q&As
Oh god no.

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There are 102 Apophis images, but I think I got most of them when I went through some guy's DA account.
Cu Sith comes at 63. Most are pixelated.
52 for the Ghoul.
Next would be Anubis, Ratatoskr, Mershark, Mantis.
I'll have to go through a facebook-like feed for all of them to actually get the artist, so that'll be a pain. Should be done this summer.

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>>21678404
I guess the Russians are good for something.

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>>21678404
Hope there's at least a few new pictures of some underloved mgs in there

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>>21678422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

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>>21678426
What's wrong with that?

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>>21678428
>mantis
Now there's one you don't see often these days.

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>>21678382
>its just an example that he gave in terms of videogame jargon so that his meaning would be easier to grasp, because filthy gaijins just cant comprehend how nuanced the nips can get.

Just to be clear, those numbers (HP + 1000 and such) are in the Japanese tweet, and I doubt KC made those tweets with English speakers in mind.

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>>21678442
I take it you haven’t been exposed to much material in that vein among various English-speaking fandoms, especially where tumblr was involved?
Most times they’re a goddamn cringepocalypse.

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>>21677531
Fool! Bullying a shorty only makes it hornier!

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>>21678442
Some fan questions live on in infamy.

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>>21678412
Prepare to be disappointed. The Ruskies like all sorts of girls and don't have the same aversions to certain things as burgers and fries.

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>>21678461
I kind of wish I could have seen KC's face when he first read that question.

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>>21678467
Probably something like this.

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Consider the following: SURRENDER.

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>>21676888
Shit, I meant to write violet

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Let's go to the beach!

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>>21678546
good idea

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>>21678556
Huge Sahu butt

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>>21678556
Fat fish fanny.

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>>21678569
i wanna lay on it and have a nice wet tail over my head

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>>21678588
>nice wet tail

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>>21678562

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I'm getting impatient about the progress on my apophis smut.. I might just cut it short and try to just end things on a high note.

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>>21678621
You mean Sandy Vaginas? Shame, that was shaping up to be a nice story.

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Left or right?

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>>21678621
Here's my progress for those who are interested. Stuff will expire soon as they're just WIP.
https://pastebin.com/66SnBjdB
https://pastebin.com/H7Q2pdmi
https://pastebin.com/d2CKb1N8
https://pastebin.com/MDavWQW3

>>21678631
On the plus side, it probably means my smut phase is ending, so I can now move on with my life.
I'll make sure you get the sex scene.

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>>21678633
Right.
BIG HORNS
BIG TAIL

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>>21678633
Right, though it was a tough call.

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>>21678619
It’s good but I want a flat fish with the fattest of asses

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What is the monstergirl equivalent of the Navy Seal Copypasta?

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What is the monstergirl equivalent of the Navy Seal Copypasta?

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What happens if a man does the ritual to become a lich?

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>>21678648
and thighs?

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>>21677610
I want it so bad.

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>>21678687
Well yeah, them and the hips need to be proportionally large

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>>21678731
Why does she have a kneecap on the back of her leg

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>meanwhile, an Apophis is wondering where her bling went

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>>21677610
>maid species can be extremists too
It'd be heaven on earth.

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>>21678762

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>>21678745
Mia?

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>>21678772
Who else?

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>>21677610
extremists are good girls

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I thought not being happy was just treason for fairy kind. Maybe it's extra treasonous for them?

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>>21678792
They'll make you happy by any means necessary.

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>>21678790

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>>21678792
It's called treason because it makes the Titanias cry, but I don't think they'd ever "punish" you for it like a demon would. They'd just scrunch up their hands and vow to make the kingdom even more wonderful so it couldn't happen ever again.

But with extremist Titanias, beware.

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>>21678806
i want the pixie to put that cock lasso on me

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Bath time.

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>>21678745
I think grape sneks look better without the bling.

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>>21678841
Who is more likely to cry at the sight of a man crying? Titania or Banshee?

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>>21678869
his dad for raising a crying pussy

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>>21678854

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>>21678849
That would take a while, but doubtless be a favored bonding activity.

>>21678854
It's not very tasteful, is it?

>>21678869
Banshees cry at the thought of crying. If you say "tear" they will tear up, like some kind of Pavlovian response. They win hands down.

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>>21678781
Gary oak

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>>21678461
>The two commoners start doing a Statler and Waldorf routine during the birth.

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>>21678883
The girth on that second image can't be ignored, that's for sure.

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>>21678875
That's the stuff.

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What's in the envelope?

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>>21678882
i'd wash a whitehorn

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>>21678461
What monster is the most likely to want to watch births?
Not even in a perverted way or anything, but just fascinated by the moment that a new life enters the world.

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>>21677610
These demons are dangerous.

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>>21678901
A Lich seems the most likely.

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>>21678895
It's the acceptance letter to Hogwarts.

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>>21678901
Lich or bicorn.

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>>21678904
>>21678910
Why a lich?

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>>21678910
>Bicorn watching her sub wife give birth
>once out she starts feeding the new daughter to assert dominance.

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>>21678869
Titanias will try and utterly fail to be stoic, while Banshees will just openly weep. Banshees get the edge but it's a close race.

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>>21678901
Echidna.

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>>21678914
SCIENCE plus "dead" girl. She should be doubly impressed by birth.

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Do you imagine any mgs with accents?

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>>21678915
>tfw we don't know whether bicorns give birth to unicorns or bicorns because nips would rather ask questions like >>21678461

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>>21678947
Wait. Can you imagine how fucking weird a unicorn would think her bicorn mother is? It'd be like her teenage years all the time unless she gets cucked herself.

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>>21678946
swedish white horn

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As much as I am enjoying Life with a Lamia, it does make me appreciate how mamono mana reduces the burden of sex on a man's body in the MGE. Without that the sheer sexual appetite of a monster girl can legit downright make you fear for your life.

That is, at the current point in the game she just decided to get "serious" with Light for the first time and made him cum four times in a row with a snake tongue blowjob. He couldn't move afterward. And this is after ravishing him "like a human" routinely for weeks.

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>>21678947
>Have bicorn childhood friend
>She loses to the harem she herself put together for you
Can you imagine the salt? This is how you'd get that yan momster from last thread.

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>>21678946
Parisian tritonia.

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>>21678995
Parasite Tritonia

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>>21678927
Echidna family trees must be really confusing, especially if monsters born of an Echidna can give birth to Echidnas
>>21678962
>Unicorn daughter wants to stay unicorn
>Refuses to share her boyfriend with her sisters
>Bicorn mom calls her selfish and tells her all about how great it is to be cucked
>Watching her hubby fuck other girls in front of her and getting them pregnant before her
>Elopes with her boyfriend to escape her crazy family
>Mama Bicorn is left on the couch crying, wondering where she went wrong as her husband and other harem members comfort her

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>>21679006
No, Anon, you are the parasites.

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>>21679016
>and then anon was a slime carrier

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>>21678974
White horn on meme review?

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>>21679032
Oh Anon, there aren't any girls on the internet. Anon would just end up stuck in a tritonia's back tentacles forever.

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>>21678946
It's cliche, but kikis with ever-so slight russian accents are cute, especially if when flustered they revert to a heavy accent or actual original language.

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>>21678946
I'm not sure why but when I imagine a danuki speaking her voice comes out with a south Boston accent.

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>>21679032
Boys cannot become slime carriers.

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>>21679070
he alps and then becomes a slime carrier

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>>21679057
Being stuck in front of her in a perpetual hug sounds more ideal

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>>21679070
>they can but parasite slimes just tell you otherwise
>they just adhere to the guy like a symbiote until they spot the ideal girl
>not having a host other than a man makes them very picky though so they might get hung up on eye color, bust size or hip ratios.

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>>21679102
>having to live with a pslime that sucks you off at every opportunity.
>think it will end once you get her a host.
>She convinces the host to leave a part of slime on you to keep doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Sheep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679102
>An MG that latches onto you, learns your preferences, then corrupts the perfect girl
Pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679128
What spell is she practicing?

[Anonymous No.]

>a loli Satyros that fainted because anon scared her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679183
Quick! Someone get a flask!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679168
Who knows, but her pslime looks quite interested!

[Anonymous No.]

>Being happy is your duty!
Heh, yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679187
>"You can't get ye flask"

[Anonymous No.]

Fox butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679128

>A simple routine of being milked, having the part of slime move to give your semen to the host and the back again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21677907
>>21678010
>Mamono purposely buy tons of small items to give themselves a chance to talk to you
>Some do it out of desperation but a certain manticore does it just to see you squirm at her innuendo and suggestions
>Once bought every packet of gum at your register racks just to piss you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679256
Probably end up keeping some of it in the slime sacs so she can do a performance for you while drinking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679262
I wonder if retail jobs would be as soul sucking as they are now with MG customers instead
>inb4 obvious 'sucking' joke
I expect better from you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679203
>Massive depression Anon is disappointed that he can't even fulfill one duty
>Trying only makes him sadder
>Panicking demon.tiff
Good thing she can just rape it out of him.

>>21679262
>All of it
No, that's not it. She should buy all but one or two so you still have to go through the trouble of replacing the boxes but also have to put the remainder on top without it falling off. This is the cheshire way. It's also how you give an Anubis an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you brave enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679262
I work at a grocery store so having Mamono around would definitely make things lively

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679262
>Go on break when your usual visitors come around thinking you can avoid them
>No luck, they just waited at the checkout till you came back and all lined up to you
>Manager tries to get them to go to different line but they all insist you are just a really great cashier
>They all purposely hide or fumble with the items in their carts just so they have more time to chat with you
>The only reason they finally check out is because the monster girls behind them want their turn with you
And what about those delinquent Hellhounds that always try to get you to buy them some cigarettes after work?
>>21679338
I bet they still are, and much to the enjoyment of the overworked and overstressed salary monster girls constantly hitting on the young boys and asking them when they get off work, or trying to get their number

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679341
Demons don't seem like the type to give up or show weakness, so you'd have to reassure her you understand she's trying her best and you really appreciate the attempt. You might see the smugness crack for a split second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679341
>Good thing she can just rape it out of him.
I don't think that's how it works. If anything he might get the idea that all he's good for is sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679358
And with her he'd be the very best, and that's something to be proud of!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679358
Depression is a mental illness and MAMONO MANA cures those. Flying in the face of logic it just might work.

[Anonymous No.]

Folks talk about rebuilding the elven race but never the dwarven race.
That changes now, grab a shortstack dwarf and breed her!

Reclaim the mountains!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679379
I bet you'd need more mamono mana depending on how deep the depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679392
>Rebuild the dwarven race
But there's already a race of dwarves, anon, they're called manlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679400
I'd say that fox needs a spanking but she'd probably enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679392
I will volunteer.

[Anonymous No.]

Lolis with big thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679394
Well doesn't she looked pleased with herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679431
are made for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>21678980
>Without that the sheer sexual appetite of a monster girl can legit downright make you fear for your life.
That's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679474
Hey, I'm as big a fan of feeling like your very being is getting sucked out (and MGE girls love to cater to that), but orgasming to the point of anything more than mild pain isn't really a turn on for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679379
That's boring as fuck though. It's so much better when she has to provide genuine love and affection while slowly helping anon learn to overcome his depression, and even if he'll never be fully 'cured' he'll at least be happier than he was previously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679400
>tfw no smug fox gf to regularly tease you about your height

[Anonymous No.]

MORE DAKKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679485
Don't worry, it'll all start blurring together soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679470

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679517
And this is why i love lolims

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679431
Thick rata thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679491
>That's boring as fuck though. It's so much better when she has to provide genuine love and affection while slowly helping anon learn to overcome his depression

To some extent that's what happens though. With the conqueror demon we've got two cases now (the other being a baphomet's husband in world guide 3) where simply being married to a monster wasn't enough to remove all signs of depression, lack of self esteem, etc. Its a process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21678762
I mean it was confirmed a while back that those demonic pacts could sometimes summon Kikis on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679526
Thick thighs are arousing and scary. The legs are the strongest part of a woman. You realize on an instinctual level that once they lock around you there is no escape from their strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679526
She has a nice tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679534
Legs are nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679568
How do I get this to happen to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679491
Boring is a consequence of convenience in this case. That effect is one of many things in the setting I minimize or remove in my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679573
Pay a visit to the nice CC fox sisters that live down the street.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like the original encyclopedia mg look or do you like a more oc look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679599
Profile girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679599
Both are fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679599
i like profile but i'm working on oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679599
I like both. On one hand I love off profile stuff since my harem are all off profile but on the other, the original profile designs are what got me into MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679599
Profile girls are great most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Truly even at your job you are not safe from monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679526
>>21679517
>>21679470
ywn be pinned between a bapho, a lolim and a fat bottom ratatoskr who has huge dirt on the other two

[Anonymous No.]

I could really use a harem of five p'orc slaves right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679646
The best ending, the best harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679643
My job is busy enough with just humans. Don't want to imagine monster girls on top of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679540
She has a nice everything, flat thick ratas are perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679643
>>21679673
I find it difficult imagining what my job would be like in world with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679599
I like both of them my waifu an oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679686
well what do you do anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679675
>flat thick ratas are perfect
Just make them tall or rather just not a shortstack and that's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679643
I work in a games and movie rental store (also sell games retro and new). What monsters would i see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679698
Dorks

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckin weeaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679698
Lot's of nerd monsters and every so often a cheshire will prank call you asking for battletoads

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679675
As long as you don't take all of them so i can have my perfect shortstack rata wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679702
>>21679707
What species are nerds? Taku, tengu, anubis? Anymore than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679696
I like flat chests, and lolis with a nice ass and thighs. Maybe my definition of shortstack keeps getting skewed, but I really don't like oppai loli/draph proportion girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679710
It doesn't sound like he'd be in competition with you. It's me you need to worry about, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679706

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679719
>>21679710
I kiss every rata daily, too late nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679716
Ratas, always learning something

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679694
I'm one of the resident militaryfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679716
The nerdy dhampir who keeps renting the Castlevania games

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679716

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679725
>Kiss slut
So dirty not even a bicorn would want him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679728
>never invites you over
>not because her room is messy
>but because she doesn't want you to see the Alucard cosplay she's been working on for months

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679728
>She could've bought the games several times over by now
>Keeps renting just to see the cute cashier's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679754
I'm interested in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679394
K

[Anonymous No.]

How are you keeping cool this summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679716
a tall flat Kej who gets Bayonetta

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679753
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679758
That's why you ask when her birthday is and you ask the boss if you can buy the game she rents and give it to her when she comes in and ask if you can watch her play your gift at her home

[Anonymous No.]

Why are nerd monsters the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679823
They are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679811

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679830
Face reminds me of skrillex

[Anonymous No.]

What would a tricorn be like?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna give a pudgy loli rata a Cream filled treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679842
A trisexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679842
>big horse dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679659
>>21679646
Guess I gotta get it drawn now then and make it official for myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679431
Small, flat and bottom heavy is ideal female form. Whether it's airheaded Salamanders, soft-spoken high class Wights and Ice queens, naughty Dark Mages and Demons, or prideful Dragons and Vampires, cute lolis with thick thighs, big butts and wide hips are made for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679842
Popular among seafaring monsters

[Anonymous No.]

What about monsters that are lanklet bean poles with no curves do men still love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679890
Monster mana will give her curves if she falls for a man that loves curves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679876
The more heavy that bottom, the better.

[Anonymous No.]

Poke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679491
>overcome depression
That's not how it works, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679890
Curves are overrated. The best breasts are in the AA-B range, and a petite body is easier and more fun to manhandle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679927
Squishy titty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679927
Does she come in East Sea and West Sea colors?

[Anonymous No.]

Olivia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679982
What a gentle and vegan Ocelomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679981
They come in any color you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679947
That being said, my favorite mamono are faeries, Alices, baphs, witches, and sylphs in no particular order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679982
>vegan
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679995
>vegan
Plants have feelings too you know.

[Anonymous No.]

If this thread were a city with monster girls and anons, how would it turn out? Would you avoid any areas or anons, or seek them out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680023
Fuck them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680027
No, they fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Kikimora react if her master got her a diamond buttplug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680025
I'd stay away from smoke hobos and other ara-ara types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680037
>tfw no liliraune wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680045
I have seen something unique today on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you asked out your oni kouhai yet? She's waiting, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>Just started your adventure not too long ago
>Make it through that third dungeon, a swamp where enemies spam status effects and all that fun bullshit
>High level boss Alraune with level drain appears

>Fight >Items
>Talk >Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680069
Is it "wife" or "wives"?

These are the questions that keep a lich up at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680045
Wait, is the actual buttplug made of diamond, or is it like a diamond ring attached to a buttplug? Weird way to propose, but okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680104
Wifv

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680045
Probably be a bit miffed at him. The vykup nevesty is supposed to be given to her parents not her. She probably won't even have somebody nearby for the bait and switch either. Really the whole thing would be a social faux pas of the poorest taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680025
Probably just do what I normally do. Keep to myself, walk down the middle of the sidewalk, and let my nature resting bitch face and size do the rest of the work in keeping people out of my way and preventing most of the usual crime that happens to people walking down the poorer neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680104
I actually typed "wives" first, then spent a few minutes thinking about it.
Given the two girls comprising the liliraune will act, think, and feel as one in most cases, I thought the singular would be more applicable.
Also: Alraune that monsterizes/assimilates human girl > Double monsterization > Natural liliraune

[Anonymous No.]

roll for a monster. The demon army is an applicable result.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

You find out that the single monster girl next door has been using your internet, and are able to see all of the places she's visited. You now have a comprehensive list of her browser history and recent searches. What are the top 5-10 results you see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Elf
I'm guessing nature sites and archery videos

[Anonymous No.]

What are some ironic transformations a lilim could inflict on a human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680099
Can she be recruited in exchange for offering her a few of my levels? A alraune that powerful could be a useful ally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
I'm ready for you this time motherfucker. I've cleared out my whole cookies, history, and purged and redid my plugins.
If I get fucking demon army for the 9th god damn time I'll have a stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680158
Queen of hearts turning a haughty tsundere who’s just a little too much of a bitch into a jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680171
Of course! However, that means you have to do the Swamp dungeon again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680173
Fuck.
I guess handholding, harem related stuff, and a lot of things with military uniform in the tags list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
Ignis huh? What would an elemental ev-
>man starting campfire
>best charcoal
>man starts fire with sticks
>forest fire news
>fireplace ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
NEET mandragora

>FERTILIZED.com
>"cute boy farmer tan dirty HD wallpapers"
>custom sun lamps and black loam orders
>"love potions that contain mandragora"
>hundreds of blog posts about her desperately working on her scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Scylla
Deep sea photos
Sea water import
Tentacle love
Multitasking housework

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680183
It's ok anon, we can just say the platoon next door happens to be comprised of holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680155
>anon buys a bow with the heaviest draw weight he can find and works on his pecs
>posts videos of himself flexing his arms and going target practice shirtless
>thirsty elves demand that he start selling them his bath water

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680230
I bet they'd rather have his arrowheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680099
>Bone Alraune
>Don't bone Alraune
Those are the real two choices.

[Anonymous No.]

A really nice summer-themed wife commission set just finished today. As always a bunch of other stuff is also in progress.
http://imgur.com/a/H8WYe0E

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680200
>she comes by one day to introduce herself and offer you some homemade cookies
>remember that time she searched how to cook things between her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680239
That bikini doesn't cover anything, she should get a refund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680260
I think she's being a flasher, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680025
Would go straight into the loli district

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680260
Bikinis that cover the important parts are boring

[Anonymous No.]

Anon it's time to cum in little brown girls already.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75669657

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR

[Anonymous No.]

Chess is the big brain game

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680328
Wouldn't hounds and jackals be better seeing as they're egyptian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>vanilla succ
how to get a thicker tail
lockpicking tutorial
porn
semen recipes
monster friendly clothing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680309
Oh, if only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680328
Wouldn't they be playing Senet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680348
i am attracted to this frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680338
No one really knows how hounds and jackals is played

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142

[Anonymous No.]

So in Life with Lamia when lamias shed they shed... everything. It made Light think the shed body was her dead body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680348
Pepe... you've changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Fallen God
Truly, Gott ist tot if they are actually starting to steal internet connections off mortals. And why do I keep rolling fallen deities, anyway?

>Thunderbird
So all those lightening outside was actually her schlicking off using my internet, huh? I heard they are like Hellhounds of harpies, let's see what degeneracy she is getting off to-

>missionary position for the purpose of impregnation
>Order-approved sex positions
>vanilla handholding

I can't go on, this is making me sick. I'm living next door to an actual psycho. I'm moving out next week

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Jorou-Gumo
1.Shibari techniques
2.Traditional Zipanguese recipes
3.English for Dummies
4.Pictures of spiders
5.Spiderman comics

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Zombie
>;akldjf
>;lkhasdg
>poiwht
>fpasddh
>ajfkl;

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680346
she searches how to get a thicker tail and finds out she needs a boyfriend to stroke it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680381
Where did the puddle come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Nightmare
>Best wet dreams for guys
>How to tell if someone is a deep sleeper
>How to fuck a guy without waking him
>Best breakfast to cook for a guy after sex
>Beds that can accommodate centaur and husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679758
>her mom peeks into the room every now and again
>is a little weirded out over how much the dhampir likes to dive kick woodland animals and commit hate crimes against the undead but the games she plays seem harmless enough
>until she hears something she shouldn't have during the Dracula fight
>"I wish my mom were that cool."
>it was innocent enough
>just a girl's absentminded mumbling
>but her mom obsessed over it
>and then decided to do something about it
>her face hen she invites the cashier over to play vidya but her house is now a small undead kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680422
I want to help a zombie use a computer even if all I'd be searching for her is "warm"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680434
I would do it. I hope i get kidnapped and held in a room to play games with dhampir dad until mom and daughter are done.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680432
>wants you to get a full night's sleep even if she's horny
>researches ways to make sure you can snuggle comfortably
>makes breakfast for you the next morning

If only nightmare knew what great wife material she really is. There's no need for her to be so shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680411
Jorougumo are underrated girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680442
Or you could just fucking hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680480
I love rape spider.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think liches hold contests to see who can wight a zombie the fastest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680501
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>zombie

>tools for performing first aid on hard to reach places
>self-surgery and stitching instructions
>weighted electric blanket order form
>living girl makeup tutorials, ways to hide scarring
>"how long to wight if single?"

Zombie moe continues to be my weakness. I would have an unstoppable urge to hug her and make her feel pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680522
It means they have to play matchmaker and find the zombie a husband the fastest while also finding a husband with the best energy to wight the zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680531
Zombies are always cute I wonder what a childhood friend zombie would be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680025
We'd all be married with our soulmates within a month, and then they'd be a baby boom at roughly the same time 9ish months from now
Overall pretty comfy, just mind the autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680536
Depends on when they turned. If she were already really attached to you and then became undead it would be cute to help her get used to undeath and take care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680494
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680544
>Ushi with massive milkers.
I want one, one that really puts the cow in cow spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680542
>She dies in a horrible accident but her love for you turns her undead so that she can comfort you and tell you it wasn't your fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680533
Still dont understand
I'd just throw one at ash and let him figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680467
That would make them so much harder to bully. Don't you take that from me.

[Anonymous No.]

Any love for normal spider gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680566
I like spiders though I feel one would bully me because I'm scared of regular spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>21677606
WHERE ?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680544
Same
Ushi Oni appreciation thread when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680566
Fuzzy ones are okay. I don't really like bare chitin unless they're a sharp dresser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680563
>ash
>already a Hero
>would happily bang a hot ass zombie so long as she doesn't go full deadite on him
Sounds like you're winning the matchmaker game, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680569
Everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680457
Houris give me mixed feelings. On one hand, the thought of such a loving wife make me want to mating press her through the floor until she's pregnant with at least triplets. However, on the other hand, her love seems so innocent and pure that anything other than slow, gentle missionary seems wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Ignis
It’s literally all firefighter porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
Trumpart

Spade
>How to have sex while benchpressing
>Reverse mating press
>Gym sex
>Cute gymwear
>How much force does it take to break down a door?

Club
>How to seduce a man while sleeping
>Tetris strategies
>FList
>4chan
>Strip Yugioh rules

Diamond
>I'm here whenever you want me, Anon-kun
>Haven't you wanted to try knotting someone before?
>Or fucking someone as an elaborate machine?
>Or being the tentacle monster?
>how to make sure someone knows your search history

Heart
>vanilla porn
>cute sex positions
>girl next door tropes
>masturbating through window
>schoolgirl costumes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680555
Anon pls I don't need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680628
>>Strip Yugioh rules
Simple direct attacks remove clothes instead of life points and your clothes are your life points

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680629
What's wrong anon it wasn't like it was your idea to enter that rickety old abandoned house

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680641
I have an autistically detailed ruleset for strip variants of Magic, Yugioh, Vanguard, Pokemon TCG, and Buddyfight.
But I think a Clubs Trumpart would be into card games (provided they were at home), and want to find some way of working her duty as a Trumpart into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680628
>an elaborate machine
I thought that was the domain of gremlins.

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing HDoom and your Demon girlfriend walks in.
>Playing Until Dawn and lying to your Wendigo girlfriend.
>Watching Jaws with your Shark girlfriend.
>Making your Werewolf girlfriend binge all of the The Howling films.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680687
Nonono, she'd use magic to turn me into an elaborate fucking machine temporarily, for the sake of seeing what it's like for each of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680699
Watching cute puppy gifs with your Kobold waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
How do I keep getting honey bee every fucking time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680712
That wouldn’t get her upset, she’d see that and go into heat instantly.
>”Anon... those puppies are soooo cute! I wonder what our pups would look like?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680431
Apparently the shed also contains a bunch of weird liquid.

Real snakes do use moisture to help separate the old skin from the new, but by the time the shed actually happens its damp at most.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if a shog and kiki were switched at birth and neither family noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680699
>Playing hanafuda or tarocchi with a trumpart gf
>Watching any legal porn and an Alice or Sabbath gf walks in

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680735
You learn something new every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680712
Listening to heavy metal music with your Kobold waifu!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=swmuqGWgZCc

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to NEVER let a vampire give you a blowjob,its dangerous if shes a newbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680699
>>Playing Until Dawn and lying to your Wendigo girlfriend.
Why have I read this exact joke in every thread for the last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680758
Good thing you can always get one from a Dhampir no worry

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>>21680758
Dude, what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680770
Its just not the same thing anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680770
You may think you're safe, but then you find out she's actually a vampire who was just imitating her dhampir onee-san.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21680699
>playing Cooking Mama in front of your maid
>watching Inception or Paprika in front of a Nightmare
>playing any romantic VN in front of your childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680628
Also, having done this:

Club > Heart = Diamond > Spade

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680803
Fuck you, buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680628
>Diamond
Anon, you're too pure of mind. This is nowhere near how degenerate a diamond girl is and can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680829
No, but she knows I'm looking and wants to play to my fetishes to draw me in.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if kobolds like socks?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when I get an Automaton addicted to playing video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680835
Careful, anon. That's how they get you. They start off rather tame, then in a couple years time, you'll be so far gone that you'd make all of /d/ look like normie-tier fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ushi Oni gf likes to show off how much stronger she is than humans
>she lifts more
>runs faster
>jumps higher
>carries more
>but then you beat her badly when it comes to running distance
>you've never seen her so tired, huffing and puffing
>"C'mon honey, we've only ran one mile, we've got four more to go!"
>her face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Red Oni

-Top sweet drink recipes
-Rum-a-palooza
-Everything Tiger-Print
-Hangover cures made easy
-Dramamine

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680839
I know my daughteru would love playing bedroom fetch with my balled-up socks.

[Anonymous No.]

zombies are for putting in a harness and tying up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680850
Not necessarily! I see Diamond Trumparts as enjoying the experimentation more; so becoming addicted to any kink would be counterproductive to maximizing her enjoyment! The only things we'd repeat are things I enjoy!

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>>21680425
i'd do this for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680865
>bedroom fetch
Do I even want to know, KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
What would a Thunderbird look up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680878
No zombies are for headpats, cuddling, hugs and telling her how much you love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680892
It's just a game where I lay on the bed and throw pairs of my balled-up socks around the room for my daughteru to bring back to me anon, nothing lewd. it'd be a great way for her to burn off some energy before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680893
Anti-static protection measures

[Anonymous No.]

Summer foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Bakunyeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680893
>how to uninstall outlook

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680253
Good thing I have a crucifix on my wall. Only Angel monster girls for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680865
i did a similar thing with my fellow patients at a behavioral facility and we'd roll up our slippers and toss it across the hall to others who couldn't sleep while the staff wasn't watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680910
What if that just turns the demon into an angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680903
Ahem.
"Proper" summer foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680253
>Cute succ
>Onee-san
>Gentle playful rape
Dick is diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680903
>>21680919
All summer foxes are proper summer foxes no matter chest size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680914
That would be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680899
Oh. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680919
Loli foxes are so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680751
How much would it cost to get them up to normal size? I want girls that can give proper hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that daughterus are so cute and precious

[Anonymous No.]

How vulnerable would someone be to a Sabbath or an Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680981
Fuck off Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680978
It's one of the big mysteries of the universe anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680919

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681018
P I T S

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>>21680978
Because they represent the ultimate form of love between you and your wife; you're marriage's triumph over the challenges of life, so much so that in your conquest you both brought new life into the world. They are the innocence of the soul, the newest to nature. They are your joy

[Anonymous No.]

Rats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680986
I'm not an alp.
I'm just worried I might be a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681058
Just don’t go into the vans

[Anonymous No.]

Would a lich have a brain blast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681064
But I like rock music! And they offer to snuggle me and get me some hot coffee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680847
It becomes possible to talk her into a permanent cosplay of 2B or 21O

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680770
>>21680782
Can a vampire pass off as a Dhampir?

[Anonymous No.]

Cheeky cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681080
What about Curly Brace or Fairy Leviathan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681087
dullahans are great I want to take her head and gently kiss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681100
Oh no, she's spilling her milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681094
To the living, sure. But to high level undead they'd laugh and play along for how ever long it's still amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681100
Ah, the milk is spilling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681079
What about free beer? Or cigarettes? Maybe play some nintendo switch? free nvidia geforce rtx 2080 ti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681107
>>21681110
Don't worry, anons! She has more! She ALWAYS has more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680961
The sign is actually lying they're fulled sized snakes in a really big box

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681112
I don't drink booze or smoke, but vidya is pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
>Apsara
>what is lactose intolerance
>dances to cure lactose intolerance
>cures for lactose intolerance
>wholesale lactase enzyme
>lactase application
>sexy lactase application
>lactase suppository and douche

And that is why I have bars on my windows and new locks. Remember, don't talk to mamono that knock on the door. Conversation will make whatever will eventually happen weirder in some way. Just hide behind the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

Give the bug a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681145
>sexy lactase application
Okay, that one got me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681145
But what if you've been eyeing your cute mamono neighbor and have just been too shy to say anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681157
she seems nice enough to hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681145
>Lactose intolerant
>Implying mamano mana wouldn't just fix that
Tell me how it feels knowing that a holstaur could bully you by making you drink her milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, despite how much your wife complains, wishing for a nuclear winter is NOT the solution.
Even if Winter's Town has hit its summer thaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681145
I see nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681112
how about an aromatic cigar and a drink?

[Anonymous No.]

Normally I'm into flatties, but these Apsaras are doing things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681145
I thought that that substance around an Apsara was "Amrita", a kind of holy nectar and not necessarily milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681071
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681188
Probably, but you'll have to get in the van and dig around for it.
>>21681128
Here, use your healthier eyes to help him find those cigars. They'd be right next to...starfox64?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681189
It's totally natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681145
>>21681172
>In Indian mythology, apsaras are beautiful, supernatural female beings. They are youthful and elegant, and superb in the art of dancing. They are often wives of the Gandharvas, the court musicians of Indra. They dance to the music made by the Gandharvas, usually in the palaces of the gods, entertain and sometimes seduce gods and men.

Do MGE Apsara and Gandharva come in pairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681210
I'm feeling around. I can't find any cigars, but there's something squishy and moist. It feels pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681189
I was pretty meh about them until I read this story:
https://pastebin.com/qhKtpYHg/
Top tier girls IMHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681220
Oh no, whatever it was, it's so tight I can't get my fingers out!
Sorry man, can't help you find your cigs. I'm going to have to keep tugging my fingers around to try to get free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681216
That would be awesome.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21681275
I wish monsters would stay out of my food I dont want their venom/poison or anything in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681220
>>21681248
Sounds like you got slimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681164
Yeah, me too. Repeatedly. It's an acquired taste.
>>21681170
>implying milk-kinesis is easier to avoid than farmer tits
I'm surprisingly unworried.
>>21681216
>come in pairs?
>dancer and musician
I'm certain they can work out the timing so it happens that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681210
none of that just some syringes and little girl outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681108
>while they laugh half of them are sweating and glad their cover wasn't blown

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680142
Fuck off, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

who came in your jar, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681294

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681300
Not me!

[Anonymous No.]

>get a job as a farm hand at White Streams dairy farm
>they tell you that, other than you, the farm is entirely staffed by holsts
>however, as the days go by, you notice from very subtle hints that one of the girls is actually just an insanely busty minotaur
>you mention it to some of your other coworkers and they either laugh it off or look at you like you're crazy, telling you that there's no way any other monster except for holsts have ever worked at White Streams
>even when you ask the mino herself, she just fervently denies it while getting increasingly flustered
>even tries to prove it by letting you milk her because minos don't normally produce milk
>she ends up cumming from her breasts before any milk comes out, though

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21681275
What happened to her exoskeleton? This is like bathing with no skin

[Anonymous No.]

>be exploring a dungeon like an good adventure would
>see a treasure chest
>walk up and bap it with the flat of your sword
>"Ow! I-I mean, no mimics in here. Go ahead and open it..."
>you wrap it up in chains and haul it back to your cart outside
>you'll open it once you get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681165
I think once you start eying an Apsara, it's too late to escape. If you're too shy to talk, use the language of love. Dance! Apply disco moves when she's doing yardwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681321
Is there an all-minotaur "Beef Ranch"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681348
Reminds me of this.

[Anonymous No.]

No monstergirl can rape me now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681356
Yeah, now you are getting raped by 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681200
Technically it could go either way. "Tastes like sweet milk" is in the entry.
>>21681214
Unlike their flexibility.
>>21681247
Thanks for the recommendation.

[Anonymous No.]

Good moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681332
I wanna see a graped sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681356
What's going to protect you from the monsters hanging on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681389
She who controls the spice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681387
Clothes so tiny she might as well be naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681348
Taking a Mimic home and forcing her to work as your personal portal maker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681389
I don't think you realize what you've unleashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681400
Only if she has a huge chest. And massive tits.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a bag of holding girl to take with me on adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681349
I'm not too good at dancing. I could try playing saxophone, though!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21681410
I think I do, and I'm glad I did.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681417
She looks like a decent retainer. She'll be much more useful than my oiran.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you supposed to survive in the new world as a single virgin male? Vampirates and Haughty Elves both light and dark on the seas, Aggressive beastmen varying from lizard to Mammal in the jungles, and Uncountable amounts of Ratgirls in the underground thirsty for dick. It just seems so daunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681438
I want to be Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681443
If you had to guess, what does that fox's pussy taste like? What does her mouth taste like? And what does her ass taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681445
I too enjoy Warhammer 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681438
Get in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681457
Fish
Rice
Bitter herbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681445
Hire a paladin-chan for protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681473
With nips like those i dont know if i could resist her. Plus what happens if she gets infected with some Jungle parasite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681421

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681467
>Fish
How barbaric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681438
hop on over to /d/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681445
shove fairy in pants and wear an occupied sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681445
I give in and become an elfslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681465
I want to cuddle a cute Alice!
I want to snuggle a sleepy Dormouse!
I want to have snacks with a lonely Jubjub!
I want to befriend an awkward Trumpart!

[Anonymous No.]

>'Sup newbies.

It's the big sister of the Salamander Warrior in your party! She's a Gold-Rank adventurer, she's super strong! She's come to see how her little sis is doing!

Quick, say or do something cool to impress her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681512
Good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681512
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
But her little sis says I should stay away from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681350
>mino only ranch is a dude ranch
>guests can come experience the frontier holst ranch lifestyle without experiencing the risk of being an actual frontier holst rancher
>get to enjoy such things like:
>milking holsts without the risk of getting milk all over your favorite jeans and cowboy boots
>cattle drives while a professional cowgirl guides you along the process of moving the herd from one pasture to another in break step formation
>every so often one of the hellhound poachers they allow to thrive for this very purpose comes to try and rustle some cattle and the minos go into full minosmash! mode while the guests usually cling to them in fear
>optional packages include:
>experiencing the little known phenomena called "taking a range wife" that some lonely cowpoke took to on particularly lonely and/or long drives
>going to a hoedown full of lovely belles, ranch hands, cowgirls, and townsfolk
>a folk style wedding ceremony complete with maypole, a barn raising, house warming, shindig, tying the knot, and breaking the bull
>custom satisfaction guaranteed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
I'm just painting my wagon. She got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681525
Could it be she's jealous of her larger breasts and thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681502
Good plan if my goal wasn't retaining my virginity.

>>21681512
But what I if accidentally surrender to a darkelf ship by accident? or does the elf type matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681519
Deedlit a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681445
Traditional methods like being a badass are the best but viable methods exist like wedding rings, stealing used laundry and rubbing yourself down to make them think you're taken already, order escorts that will in no way corrupt and turn on you, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
Hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
>toss three bottles of potions I've been brewing in the air
>pull the drawstring holding them closed
>burst of mist
>oh fuck, it wasn't my bottled fireworks
>it was the aphrodisiac I was comissioned to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681531
Dark Elves will love you dearly and keep you away from nasty bitches and whores. They'll overwhelm your senses and make sure you don't have time to think about any mistakes you might've made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681537
Yare yare daze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
Y-You too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681519
>>21681520
I should mention that I have every fucking and marrying every type of elf, and most likely several elves of each type as well.

>>21681531
Any type of elf works, and with Dark Elves there's always a demand for fresh ̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681536

[Anonymous No.]

What mamono devote themselves to their husband as a slave?
What mamono alter their biology to fit their husband's kinks?
What mamono like adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681548
Ah, masochist testudines. So chipper, so genki.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug and cuddle this squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681547
EVERY type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681535
Those sounds like some nice ideas. We also all now how incorruptible order escorts are.

>>21681538
>>21681547
But dark elves are all spikey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
I poke her belly button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681535
Just say your saving yourself for that special someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681531
cocksocks don't count!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681555
*chipmunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681560
That hard translates to "I've been saving myself for you." in mamanoese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681554
No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681568
Tell them that you really want to marry [insert kind of rare, exotic mamono found nowhere nearby]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681526
>>mino only ranch is a dude ranch
>Eighteen naked cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681565
Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681565
Fake news!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681579
There's a huge difference, anon. It's like calling Tanukis raccoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681586
You mean they aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681588
Asian raccoon dogs and american raccoons are actually genetically unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681581

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681588
They are technically Raccoon dogs (which is technically a fox).

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681574
That would just sound like a challenge to prove they're better.
>>21681576
Truly the authentic experience every cityslicker should experience at least once in their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681593
That's not what they told me!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>trash panda's aren't trash panda's
Oh boy, what will "they" think of next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681612
>trash panda's
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanuki are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681616
At getting drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681579
Rata-san from RNN! She has some hard-hitting questions for Anon!

Questions like 'Are you single?' and 'Do you want to touch my tail?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681596
>technically a fox
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681622
Double Yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681618
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681622
>Rata
Back off! I don't have any trains! Don't make me get the Red-Eyes fans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681517
Which mamono would I end up married to in this case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681647
All of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681632

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681659
I don't know if that would be overwhelming or comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Bicorn wife with a impregnation fetish.
She would do everything in her power to make sure you get as many girls pregnant as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681625
>tanuki becomes the owner and fox spirit of a shrine.
>no one cam do anything because of a technicality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681665
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681670
Fair enough.
Would I be able to live entirely off of my wives' sexual fluids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681674
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681674
Anon, everyone knows that a thorough fucking with your monster wife can replace food, water and even sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681622
Yes and yes. The only thing to do after answering is to pick her up and bring her to the closest private area. Or right there if you're so inclined. and then home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21679379
>Anon lets fuck, It'll make all your problems, and depression disappear!
>Where did you get that sex cures everything?
>Dude trust me.
The source is a powerful, vile, blue skinned, greedy, extremist, inhuman creature with horns, tail, wings, with black sclera and crimson eyes known to form contracts with men. Totally trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681666

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681683
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sloppy hentai noises fucking this demon is making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681683
And totally effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
>Quick, say or do something cool to impress her!
"Can I lick the inside of your mouth?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681680
And Clubs-chan can help make sure my hobbies and interests are preserved amidst the sexual flurry - if nothing else than by incorporating them in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681659
>>21681670
>Anon gets teleported to wonderland
>Is just really nice to everyone
>Never actually fuck any of them
>He gets to the exit
>One of every monster girls from wonder land that he's meet appears and drags him back
>The mad hatter sets up a new unbirthday party
>Every day anon is the birthday boy and every day his new wives "celebrate" him

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681681
I specifically want to become reliant on their pussy juices.

[Anonymous No.]

When a Unicorn turns into a Bicorn, does it hurt when her horn splits in half? Does the gap get wider for each new member of the harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681695
What, like getting her horny enough to where you can collect it in a glass?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681685
imagine a Bicorn whispering into a mosnter girls ear about how lucky she is to have you get her pregnant just as your cumming inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681701
No, like my hunger can only be satiated by one of my wives dripping into my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681697
No and no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681701
Not him, but i want to have my wife sit on our table, spread her legs for me so i can dig in and eat her pussy like it was the greatest and most filling meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681697
>elder god Bicorn has horns like a hammerhead shark

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not normally into horsegirls, but Bicorns are excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

What does she want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681724
They really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681725
Ravishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681625
Do kitsune get along with tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681717
>like a hammerhead shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681731
>tfw no Bicorn wife who helps collect wives to satisfy the kinks and body type preferences of mine that she can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681734
You'll have to be more specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681736
Generally not.

[Anonymous No.]

I think wonderland is boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681745
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681745
Pandemonium's where the parties at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681740
Pin her down! Hold down her hands leave hickies all over her neck! Don't mind her hair tangling you up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681697
That's a no on both accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681757
That sounds divine! I also want to suck and lick on her nipple. Eventually of course licking her tummy before ravenously eating her out. All the while her hair is gently jerking me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681812
Too bad, a bicorn with horns so far apart they're under her chin might be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU SPELL QUELLER! MY SUPREME VERDICT CAN'T BE COUNTERED!

[Anonymous No.]

>Defeat salamander boss
>Her second phase begins
>AOE constant fire DOT
>Attacks are almost as twice as fast and hit twice as hard
>The period when she's open to attack is cut in half
>Fire resist gear is necessary, but it's only half as effective due to a debuff so you can't trivialize her
>She also gets a buff against ice and water attacks making it so you can't burst her down
>Arena suddenly becomes filled lava leaving only small area to actually dodge her attacks and maneuver
>If you get too close to lava you get grabbed by lava golems stunning you
>Whenever you re-enter the boss battle she's back to her first phase and you have to watch the cutscenes all over again
>Check credits and see lead developer is a salamander
I'm convinced salamanders make the worst boss designers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681889
Dude just bond with an Ignis for complete fire immunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681889
You should've started with stealth rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681445
Oh please anon, there’s no such thing as an uncomfortable amount of ratgirls. If I could have an entire city of mge skaven girls I would! Would they just be lolis in the need of barbershop or just feral milfs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681889
Impregnation counts as a critical hit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681900
Some would be lolis and some would be feral milfs. Also Rat-ogres would just be musclegirls with big tits and small brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681518
>>21681889
I knew Sally's sister would show up at the end as a test to see if you're strong enough to defeat a Lilim. She wants to see how strong you've become since you first met!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681910
I guess that’s why they say diversity is the spice of life. Would definitely do my best at keeping them all happy! Even and especially if it means I’ll spend my life as the cum-pump and husbando of the city.

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>>21681919
Good cus you will be made king/broodhusband/cumpump and you are going to like it. Just make sure you try to be equal in who you fuck and how much. They can get really jealous and ride you even harder if they feel you are favoring someone.

[Anonymous No.]

Kumihos.

[Anonymous No.]

what are you supposed to do if a nerd bird is bullying you

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>>21681953
There is no saving for someone that pathetic

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>>21681945
more like Kum In hoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681953
Ask her about one of her favorite subjects and watch her face just light up. When she's exhausted, say "Sorry, I wasn't really paying attention, could you go over that again?" Repeat as necessary.

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>>21681953
Ask her if I really have shit taste because I like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681953
Manhandle her, she's a nerd bird and probably weighs 80 pounds at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681953
With tears in my eyes, continue to defend my shit taste in literature.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread

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>>21682100
Yes. We should resurrect it with a story about the Earth growing weary of humanity's bullshit and giving life to the Four Elements so they may provide for mankind's needs without pollution or deforestation or erosion of the soil happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682100
I wonder if ochis ever see the graceful, ethereal undead and get a little self-conscious.

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>>21682111
Doesn't that kind of stories usually go for "Earth grew tired of human's bullshit so it tried to kill them all" though

[Anonymous No.]

I'm done with the apophis smut. I hope you all enjoy it and appreciate the effort I put in.
I believe I'm done with writing smut. I think I'm going to get my hand out of my pants and play some video games or something.

Contains maledom, bondage, and consensual sex
https://pastebin.com/SSmwsznh
Enjoy it while it's up. Copy and save it if you have to, but I'm not leaving it up forever in case I come back and find a mistake.

Also reposting the ratatoskr smut.
Contains similar things as the apophis smut, but with not as much action.
https://pastebin.com/c1gU4nVA

And here's the Ocelomeh smut.
Also has maledom, bondage, and consensual sex. If I ever make another story, it's probably going to have all three of those "tags".
https://pastebin.com/GKdY0P9H
I might repost this before fucking off to do whatever, but it expires in 20 hours from now.

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>>21682111
I think the industrial monster girls won't like that.

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>>21682131
Yes but I'm now reading some comics where the earth-mother wants humanity to prosper and reach the stars instead so why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682140
Let them eat cake.

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>>21682133
Shame you decided to stop writing, but whatever. Nice job man

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>>21682133
Sorry mate but I don't do maledom. Best of luck to you.

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>>21682128
They are prideful warriors, of course they don't fret over such silly little things.
Though strangely they might start hounding their husband for more cum and mana after seeing especially graceful Wights

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>>21682144
I want to eat a cake.

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>>21682163
Christmas or cheesecake?

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>>21682168
The first one and then the second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682133
Based smut writer, Apophis deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682133
Rip for no more smut, but thanks for what you gave us already bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21678946
Andalusian minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be pinned down by a werewolf! A shortstack werewolf!

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever thought about making a oc area?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682222
Like an aquatic planet inhabited by aquatic monster girls?

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>>21682200
I bet she could do it easily! Just plop her massive tits right on your face!

>>21682222
Am i allowed to answer if i am a waifu fag or do you want a unique one?

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>>21682227
By area I mean something big enough to be a landmark so not like a house or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682222
KC's tweet about whole MGE world much bigger than ours actually seemed to encourage making steel donut areas

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682259
I am insulted you think i am some fucking retard who cant discern what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682222
Wife has her own kingdom but it falls under one of the existing types.

[Anonymous No.]

Even the Australian posters are asleep

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>>21682339
Remain calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682222
Once I created a rather elaborate world setting that's only loosely connected to MGE entirely so I could imagine a scenario where I'm waifuing an antique war robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682339
I don't have anything clever to say, I might just post smoll foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682339
>Thinking the aussie shitposters ever sleep
They're just out on a beer run and got side tracked by an attacking koala

[Anonymous No.]

Why are girls with wings always amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682429
Because they tend to have smaller breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682429
What about a kiki with wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682222
Threadcanon Winterstown covers my needs. I might have my own ideas on some of the specifics but I am happy with thinking of Winterstown as the place for me and waifu to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682222
Y-yes

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>>21681953
See how much of a bully she is after a few loads blown down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682517
the more you give the bigger a bully she can be with more power

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>>21682521
Then marry her. She can't bully her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be the most enjoyable to eat out? I'd assume mamono mana makes it great fun for everyone but some would have to be better or tastier than others.

>kiki after work
>puts a foot up on your shoulder, lifts up her skirt and calls you "master" with the smuggest look on her face that has ever been smugged
>drunken blue oni
>stumbles in, pushes you down to the couch and sits directly on your face, wiggling her hips and giggling
>ice queen or pharaoh
>commands you to kneel down and pay tribute to your queen while she sits in her throne, demanding more and more as you go

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>>21682546
I would guess certain plants, honeybees, or slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682546
Hellhounds or any girls literally "hot"

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>>21682546
Scylla, because she has so much to work with.
>a tentacle or two holding your head close as she runs her fingers through your hair
>another gently wrapped around your neck, urging you on and reminding you who's in charge
>two more driving your chest wild with sucker-kisses to the nips
>two possessively holding your hips in place while the last one spirals around your cock
>it all feels so heavenly you hardly mind the overwhelming smell of calamari

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>>21682582
Somehow I kind of imagine the salty seawater taste to be a plus too. it's refreshing, but you get thirstier and therefore go harder.

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>>21682546
Ghoul, just to watch them lose their minds in bliss.

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>>21682575
>honeybee wife comes back from a nectar delivery
>slides down her panties and gets ready for an after-work shower
>she spots her husband lounging on the couch, and decides she wants more than just a welcome-home kiss
>she plops right down on his face and tells him to kiss her properly this time, antennae twitching
>as soon as he starts her wings buzz at her back, making her whole body vibrate
>there's still sticky alraune nectar splashed on her thighs, and it makes every inch of her sweet
>when anon comes up for air she gives him a little dollop of honey from her finger and ufufus
>her buzzing wings make her voice buzz too, even as she starts moaning and her pupils turn to sticky, dripping hearts

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>>21682595
>Anon finished eating scylla waifu out is severely dehydrated even after 10 glasses of water
>>21682628
Eating out a honeybee must be weird, especially when she starts buzzing and you feel your teeth chattering

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>>21682618
A ghoul's ahegao would be something special. For ghoul in particular though not going for a 69 seems like a waste.

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>>21682546
Arguably manticore.
But I'd have to give a close second to holsts and hakutakus, followed by minos.

Ushi-onis probably have the raunchiest pussies of them all

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>>21681745
That's only because you're boring.

[Anonymous No.]

Unused story-ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
Alp in denial of Alping

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>>21682264
>about whole MGE world much bigger than ours actually seemed to encourage making steel donut areas
Like the dark continent ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
Woman filming a nature documentary about kakuens slowly turns into one and rapes her cameraman

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
Dark mage sets a bunch of harry potter books on fire and then teaches her pupil how to magic properly after a healthy round of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
Garden of Alraunes try to get a Tentacle a boyfriend so she'll stop molesting them for DE.

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>>21682841
>dark continent
You mean like in Hunter x Hunter? I don't quite understand what you're trying to imply here, but he said

>MGE world is so large, I think there can be whole new nations or new species of MGs that are still unheard of

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
evil second-in-command gets reverse isekai'd

[Anonymous No.]

Are vampire medics to be trusted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
"Day of the Jackel" with an Anubis racing against time to foil an assassination plot against her Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
this octopus is gonna get fat

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>>21682893
Rama lama lama lama
Rama ding dong

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682546
Alraune.

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>>21683034
I want to see one of those cringy videos of people hugging their dogs and making them uncomfortable but with an automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

Big meaty tail.

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>>21683021
This is so sappy even I can't stand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682911
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Haohi_Oterin/status/1146009172812525568

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682546
Liliraune, Jubjub, or Parasite Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
This idea>>21682111

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>>21682804
/jp/ anons get isekai'd to MGE-land.
So do /tg/ anons.
A few of the more extreme among the /tg/ anons either start Marchefagging or try to egg racial tensions between mamono and humans and establish the Red Order.

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>>21683208
Hey, Voldemort's snek was called Nagini!

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>>21677839

>Since the areas where its level caps were removed by Gods usually reflect the intention of the God that had blessed you to some degree, the Heroes blessed by the Chief Goddess nearly all have their abilites related to battle and magic unlocekd.

>On the other hand, if one were to become a "Hero" by the blessings of the God of Art, they can create masterpiece paintings or songs that are so magical people can be overwhelmed by emotions just by taking a glimpse of it. Or if one were to blessed by the God of Knowledge, they can become scholars with inhuman capabilities like ablity to process things inside their head with computer-like speed.

>These blessings from 'minor Gods' tends to be given out unknowingly and doesn't involve grandiose rituals usually seen when Chief Goddess gives her blessings so people often don't recognize Heroes who were born this way, even including the ones who have been blessed.

>In Incubi's cases, however, they usually have abilities related to sex break limit because of the way they were born, but since their creation doesn't carry any deity's intentions it is possible for them to be on superhuman level in any area they like, provided they put enough effort in it.

>An artist who were able to fully display their talent by becoming a Hero or an artist who did the same by becoming an Incubus. If they both put the similar efforts in, it would be impossible to tell who is a Hero or who is an Incubus, except checking for what kind of mana they possess or whether or not they have a MG for a waifu. Of course, it is always possible that one can be both Hero and Incubus as well.

>Also, among Heroes, the ones blessed by Eros have their abilities related to courting and their charisma unlocked, and the ones blessed by Fallen Gods have their sex abilities unlocked so it is very hard to tell the difference between them and an anctual Incubus.

>Next are Incubi's lifespans. Their increase in lifespan has actually nothing to do with being an Incubus per se, just having a high level of mana making you live long.

>The reason why Incubi's lifespan become simliar to that of their waifus' is because by having a lot of sex with them, their manas fuse and combine, becoming inflated and then proceeding to circulate around them. (By this,) Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.

>Heroes, while not as much as Incubi, also experience increase in lifespan because of their high mana level. This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live up to 120 as if it's nothing.

>This concludes my 20-part tweets of ranting, thank you for listening! This kind of MGE world's basics and mana's basics are all well-explained in MGE WG3 Sabbath Grimoire, so if you are interesed, please read them! [Advertising]

20/20. Done. Again, feel free to correct any errors. I think somebody on this thread was actually keeping all this saved or something so if he doesn't show up I'll just repost this in next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683233
This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live up to 120 as if it's nothing. -> This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live over 120 as if it's nothing.

minor correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683233
Already saved, thanks for the work, anon.

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>>21683233
>Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.
So what happens to harembros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683208
Isn't a gorgon supposed a cyclops or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683260
I guess their respective lifespans all normalize because of their continuous mana swappings? I have no clue

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683233
Thanks for the translations, matches up with a lot of the info in WG3 but there's some really neat info in there too, like heroes managing to live over 120 years without a MG. Stuff like that can lead to little stories about super old wizards finding a wife.
>>21683260
If I had to guess based off the wording, the girl with the longest life span's mana merging with her husband's can be passed by him to the other girls, making them all live as long.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to heal monsters and give them headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683277
>harem with an undead bicorn head wife
>leads to the other harem girls becoming immortal too
>no one believes the happy little kobold when she says she's 1274 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683093
no dere
tsun only
final destination

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683285
>no dere
>tsun only
Reverse this, the yearning of boys and girls is not stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683279
>>21683284
Sounds comfy.
So if you bring a bicorn waifu and a lich waifu into Wonderland, you'll eventually convert the entire Wonderland into an eternal orgy centered around you?

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>>21683071

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>>21683071
They're very underrated.

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>>21683281
I also want this. I want to hold her close and stroke her hair and tell her how beautiful she is and how important she is to me while we just lay around and cuddle. I want to build her a house and make her the happiest woman in the world until she's ready to have a baby. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683298
Obviously not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683281
but monsters don't need to heal their magic already heals them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683309
>Lich's mana keeps your harem immortal
>Bicorn keeps wanting to expand harem
Seems like a natural conclusion to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683319
Bicorns settle after a set number usually

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>>21683319
Except you forgot the point where harems are still limited by their size.
Bicorns make it easier than “very hard” to add new members, but they don’t scale without limit and they won’t solve the problem of “an incubus must satisfy every member of their harem in order to feel satisfied.”
Actually, it sounds like creating an actual hell of your own devising; by the time you finish with the last girl, the first ones are ready and have been waiting for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a Shog to take away my worries and needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683351
Then, as per incubization, my body will adjust to satisfy my wives, and my innumberable tentacle cocks will keep us all connected~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681669
I'd still lodge a formal complaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21681683
Well, It's not like sex would make it worse. Worth a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683355
Inside the Shog you won't need your teeth, wont' need no eyes
You'll find nothing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
Inside the Shog, your arms hanging limp at your side
Your legs got nothing to do
Some slimy maid does all that for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683360
That only slightly delays the inevitable Pandemonium-like conclusion. It’s a logistics issue.
And again, bicorns won’t get you indefinite harem members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683373
There's also the fact that you have to live with them for the rest of your life. Not too bad for you, but they'll have to live with each other as well. The bickering and fighting may even reach reality tv drama levels. Why would anyone want to deal with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
Anon hires the most expensive geisha in town and makes her watch John Carpenter films with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683386
You tell me.
All in all, if you want immortality just get the fucking undead blessing from Hel. It’s not a difficult problem.
And everyone who doesn’t get it can just reincarnate with their waifu anyway, getting to stay together with the bonus of being able to re-live certain parts of their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683386
These are monstergirls not real women. Any and all infighting would be limited to friendly rivalries that typically result in a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the eyes for a blind monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683413
Anon, the malice may not be there, but that's still a big crowd to appease.
>Any and all infighting would be limited to friendly rivalries that typically result in a threesome
There are topics that dont have to do with the male in a harem, you know. And they'll all be competing with each other for your attention no matter what. Just get a maid or succ and shower her with all your attention instead like a normal person

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683425
>Seeing Eye Human for a prestigious haughty monster that doesn't let her disability get in her way

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683371
That sounds nice.
My body is satisfied by my slimy loli maid, while my mind is free to pursue whatever I want.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

A wild herd appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683468
>MGE and crabman holsts are the only ones not cosplay-tier
I think one in the middle is a fake and the one to the right is obviously not a holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683306
i love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683490
I doubt it it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683511
how dare you

[Anonymous No.]

The more I think about it, the more I love Clubs Trumparts.
I think I might do some writefaggotry later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683468
Imagine being smothered in holst titties everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683521
Hiw dare I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683468
I don't get the appeal of holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683591
Thick cow tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683591
Most alps don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683611
>alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683607
Meh.

>>21683611
>implying a difference in tastes makes someone an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683607
Would you help chew a holst's cud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683581
Questioning my love of tails

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just here for my flat rata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683647
I'm not a pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683591
Boobs, boob-based communication, plus laid-back demeanor.

Also cute moo sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683795
The only part of that I find appealing is the laid-back demeanor.
But I can get how others like them. Thank you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683591
They're designed for people who prefer lazy lifestyles or just want to spend entire days with their face buried in a pair of giant tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683795
>boob-based communication
The best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

I met a Timberman Beetle today! Those things are really fucking strong for their size. Soldier beetles could use a more docile cousin, KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683859
Boobhat hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>21677530
Are there loli dark mages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683888
There can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683888
Dark mage is worst girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683901
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683901
The big gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683905
Literally human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683901
>furry apologist

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683795
>If they want sex they'll rub/ press their tits into you
How can any straight man refuse that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683923
>Human apologist

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683926
>Lims getting heated over how easily a Holst can sway a paladin by pulling the clingy helpless maiden act

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683894
BUT ARE THERE !?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683942
>paladin
>hero trained and sworn to protect the weak
Of course he's gonna get swayed by the clingy helpless maiden act, just like how an abused shota will fall for a loving momster/neechan or wizard will go for a nerdy/brainy monster
Know your audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683942
Im pretty sure any mg can pull this off

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683977
>Manticore pulling off the clingy helpless maiden act
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683913
Now that I think about it the Dark Mage looks like Princess Hilda. A big, busty depressed dark mage elf princess trying to save her fallen kingdom would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683977
Spade Trumparts, especially at higher numbers, definitely couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684016
I'd fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682963
They only want to help and mean you no harm. The fact that they are nocturnal and undead means they don't tire or burn out as easily too! Don't mind the heavy breathing and lip-licking at around midnight. Most of them work so hard it might cut into their lunch time.

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>>21683971
What kind of mamono would go after a nerdy, awkward musician who was abused as a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684087
>What kind of mg would a bard want?
Good question, I have no fucking clue.
I didnt even know it was possible for bards to get settled

[Anonymous No.]

>>21682804
Monstergirl and Anon getting through difficult and sad situations common throughout life

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684087
Who else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684113
>difficult and sad situations common throughout life
Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684133
Severe and endemic problem(s) with their immediate families, work issues, money issues, etc.

I'm thinking about writing a story from the perspective of either the monstergirl wife or Anon husband, in which Anon has two siblings with severe mental issues (one is bipolar and dysfunctional, while the other is afflicted with Downs

[Anonymous No.]

Do art fairies like being stretched too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684151
They're the same size as regular fairies, so I'd assume they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684082
For some reason I just like to imagine she's a janitor at some MG school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684155
Fairies have a tough time feeling like real wives when it's just the guy using them like an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684133
Being Ukraine partisans during the nazi invasion of the USSR

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684119
Is that some kind of fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684207
That's a draw fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684164
>he can't conceive a fairy taking an active role during sex
>he can't think of a few dozen lewd applications of fairy magic off the top of his head

[Anonymous No.]

>>21683888
>They'll resort to any means necessary if it's for the sake of obtaining a man that strikes their fancy, sometimes causing huge incidents such as converting the entire town where the man lives into a mamono realm

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>>21684192
That's unfortunately common. Happened to me when I came back from the store last saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21680899
But KDF I thought you had her burn that energy off IN bed .
via vigorous daughter fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>21684221,1
die in nigger hell and get da hell off the w