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hello im the new /jp/ janitor what threads do i delete!

>> No.18766507

idol threads and seiyuu threads and kigurumi threads

>> No.18766531

>>18766507
And generals

>> No.18766540
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>apply for janitor position in a board you aren't familiar with

>> No.18766560

>>18766486
3D shit

>> No.18766580

All the generals.

>> No.18766598

DJT
It belongs on /int/ with the other language threads, not here.

>> No.18766610

>>18766486
baste

>> No.18766612

>>18766486
All 3DPD threads.
They keep killing worthwhile threads in order to shitpost.
I don't think Mods approve of you asking /jp/ outright anon.
If you see stray 3DPD threads like other whores ruining /jp/ culture threads, then tag them to be banned.
You don't change /jp/ culture.
Don't be lazy too. You'll be like, the second Meido. But less strong.

Threads like "whixh 2hu would you take a shit with" are up for you to decide.
Enjoy putting 4chan on your resume. You'll never get a job.
Haha. NEET. NEET Life best life.
Basements are fucking awesome. All you need are a bed for sleeping, a chair for 25 hour long sitting sessions, a ladder for going up to take a shit with touhous, a microwave because waves are too damn small down there and need amplifying, a desktop. Specifically a desktop with shitty AMD fireware from like 1999, and a space heater. But that shouldn't be necessary since the AMD fireware should double as a heater should you not have a case. Electricity, monitor, games, tv, table, shovel for expansion and conquest of other neighboring basements for yourself. Such as raiding supplies and stealing valuable hardware to better your shitty pc from 1986 and other comfy shit like a blanket and a loli that's been down there in the basement for 495 years for company. Maybe a Zangetsu, and a way to put gaps everywhere to go to and from the /jp/ mansion where you can take it easy when an anon drives you up a wall, and not becoming a wizard by grabbing one of the aids riddled fairy maids walking down the hall during anons refills and fucking them until they respawn after having their cunny and other special places turned into a mini semen blackhole for a week straight of rough treatment. Be nice to fairies anon. They're small and cute. The last thing they should have to deal with is a mean anon... Have a n ice day, and remember to take it easi.
Don't scream if a fag- i mean questionable anons with 1~310+ replies under them grab you in a place where only waifus are allowed. They are just saying hi. I think.
But as a heads up- in some places, be careful. Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to/jp/ a while ago; you know, Japan General? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't keep up. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Otaku Culture" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to /jp/ just because it's Otaku Culture, fool. It's only shitposts, S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T-S for crying out loud. There're even entire cliques here. Group of 15, all out for some shitty 3DPD Whores and group fap sessions, huh? How fucking nice.
You, I'll give you absolutely anything if you just get out.
/jp/ is a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the board can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Welcome to /jp/. It will be a very. Long. Stay.
Always remember to take it easy... Janny.

>> No.18766619

>>18766507
>>18766531
Kig and a few of the generals are /jp/ related and good to keep condensed though like Touhou Gameplay, Elona, Mahjong, the buyfag threads etc. The idolshit and blatant porn threads like JAV and Monstergirl (one of about 4 copies of Monstergirls across various boards) is really just what needs to go.

Sage for my post contributing to a dumb meta thread that won't do anything like the 900 meta threads that have been on this and every other board on the site

>> No.18766621

All touhou threads.
Literaly the only shitters on the board who confronts everbody.

>> No.18766627

1.) NOT Animu threads
2.) 3DPD threads
3.) all the generals.

>> No.18766630

>>18766612
good post

>> No.18766641

mfw these norms actually think impostor teenmin is a janitor

>> No.18766645

Absolutely physically based dani

>> No.18766658

>>18766621
>Literaly the only shitters on the board who confronts everbody.
Last i checked, you fags start everything.
It'll be a irrelevant thread, and anons will lurk to see what all the commotion is all about and for a few hearty laughs. Then all pf a sudden. One fag, by the name of Anonymous. Hah. What a stupid fucking name am i right? Decides to show up and put touhou down with no facts whatsoever, so one anon comes out of lurking to correct him politely, and all hell breaks loose with him blasting semen everywhere in exclamation that he just got a reply from a touhoufag, and say they're assmad about being second rate and coming to threads to shit them up, when Anonymous himself made said post thinking he'd get away with it.
No. Not at all.
Suck my cock dude. You're clinically braindead.
Leave touhou out and you get dead threads.
Look at the FGO thread. For example. you fags ride touhoudicks for spotlight and claim they're the reason there's so much conflict. God damn, grow a pair anon.

>> No.18766661

>>18766621
This is the Touhou Containment Board

>> No.18766666
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>> No.18766667

>>18766658
Show some respect 2hubabby. This board wouldn't exist with Type Moon.

>> No.18766676

>>18766667
Learn your shit. Fag.
Touhou was given a board for containment (/jp/) and you fags came along for the ride.

>> No.18766678

>>18766666
epic post is epic

>> No.18766684

Fuckin' faggots.

>> No.18766689

>>18766661
This is the Idol board.

>> No.18766691

>>18766666
flipping based saegrimr quints

>> No.18766692

>>18766684
>Fuckin' faggots.
Haha
Haha
Ahahhahahahhaha
Nice one anon! I perfer my female (girl with pair of X chromosomes) waifus over dudes any day.
Have a nice day dude. You sound like a nice person

>> No.18766695

>>18766676
Your secondhand knowledge is showing.

>> No.18766696

>>18766689
It's only a matter of time before we get a celebrities board and you pukes have to pack it up.

>> No.18766702

>>18766692
Liking girls? What a loser lol!!

>> No.18766711

>>18766689
You can repeat this as much as you want but /jp/ was rather explicitly made as a containment board for Touhou, VN/LNs, and Buyfag shit

>> No.18766715
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>> No.18766719

>>18766702
don't you make fun of my Sakuya you feg!
I'll like Sakuya as long as girls exist! Sakuya is a girl, and i like girls! Dudes need not apply, I've had enough of looking at hairy shitstained anus everywhere i turn! Cunny is superior!

>> No.18766721

>>18766666
LMFAO cat lok leik janny xD

>> No.18766725

>>18766666
basted

>> No.18766730

>>18766711
And idols

>> No.18766743

>>18766730
Idol threads get sagebombed with tanasinn. Or at least they're supposed to. That stopped happening in my absence.

>> No.18766748

>>18766666
literally LOL

>> No.18766750
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>>18766531
Please don't delete /tmg/

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HOLY FUCK

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>>18766750
Turkeyhandle can stay but fate/x has got to scoot.

>> No.18766756

>>18766730
Literally only Kong.

>> No.18766763

delete all of the /c/ threads please

>> No.18766765

>>18766540
Obligatory who are you quoting post.

>> No.18766767
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>>18766755
Hey, that's fine with me.
I don't want to discuss Fateshit at all.

>> No.18766769

>>18766763
It would be better if everyone on /c/ was posting as active and in the same style as the booru dumpers on /jp/ and they would go there.

>> No.18766778

>>18766751
That format... Looks odd...

>> No.18766779
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>> No.18766798

POST THE FUCKING MEMES

>> No.18766802

>>18766619
Wait.
Its..?
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuckk.
I was never here Meido. I never said anything along s line slf 'i wanna fuck Meido" ir anything.

Fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Quick. Someoneone link me to a happy meido thr- i mean Reimu thread. L

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>>18766798

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DELET WAIFU ABUSE THREAD!

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>>18766798
i got you senpai.

>> No.18766812

>>18766808
its called GURO YOU EFFEMINATE COCK MONGLER!

>> No.18766816

>>18766806
Yeah this.
I don't know why this thread is getting so many bump posts.

>> No.18766817

where were you when anon fucked up the QUOTING FUNCTIOM

>> No.18766830
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I met Josh and Trev at an autocross a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Josh looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped slut." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Josh you found another goofball?", "Yeah Trev, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her ", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Josh jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Trevor jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Josh undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Josh just kept pushing her head down.

Josh looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie. Before continuing, Josh had removed his clothes, Trevor said it was to ‘gain additional strength.’ I watched as Josh then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her ass with his hands. Trevor who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs!", as he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling onto my shirt. I then felt what I can assume was Trevor boner pushing into my back… I blacked out.
Needless to say we aren't together anymore.

>> No.18766831

Nothing will chante, just use hide and filtres.

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>>18766816
You ask that as if you don't know the answer.
It's an odd thread nonetheless. I'll just lurk the archives for when this thread gets cut with a grimy glass bottle

>> No.18766849

based

>> No.18766903

Delete JAV
Send DJT to /int/
Remove all idolshit
Remove virtual YouTuber

>> No.18766911
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ypgeMUGmI

>> No.18766937

>>18766486
Any KanColle thread that isn't the general. I'm not kidding.

>> No.18766973

>>18766937
Is it bad to jack off to boatsluts?
Should i stick with touhous and off brand slutwaifus like Sanae?
Should i start jacking off to boatsluts?

>> No.18766990

>>18766973
Boat sluts are sluts and are for jerking off to. Touhous are pure, divine existences and are not masturbatory material. Every single one of them. Revere them with your day-to-day actions and thoughts instead.
Detachment is important for the spank bank. One-offs, botes, and idols have their domain there.

>> No.18767000

>>18766612
A man of integrity.

>> No.18767028

Delete them all, and never stop.

>> No.18767080

DJT is an /int/ thread.
2hutards must be forced into /vg/ where they belong.They already possess the mentality of an average /vg/fag, only more pretentious.KanCocks too.

>> No.18767084

>>18766990
Okay. Thanks fellow anon.
I will make the 2hus proud by fapping to one off NTR rape doujins.

>> No.18767091

>>18767080
Die dude.
There's something wrong with your post.

>> No.18767109

>>18767091
4.5* anon
Not. 'Something", 4.5.

>> No.18767124

in general if someone wants you to delete something you probably shouldn't

>> No.18767159

>>18767124
>in a general if someone wants you to delete something you probably shouldn't
I wonder why.

>> No.18767169

baste

>> No.18767195

I don't know... えっとー...
ganbatte kudasai!! (worried)

>> No.18767258

Everything I don't like.

>> No.18767357

If someone doesnt like something you post ban them out of spite

>> No.18767365

>>18767357
Makes sense but aren't jannys disallowed to ban?

>> No.18767366

>>18767365
Dont worry the mod just bans anything in his queu

>> No.18767369

>>18766486
All the Fate garbage

>> No.18767394

>>18766486
This thread

>> No.18767460

>>18767369
Preach.

>> No.18767474

>>18766486
Meta threads.

>> No.18767474,1 [INTERNAL] 

Awesome thread

>> No.18767474,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>18766666
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[B]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[I]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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