/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So which teams are pro Youkai? And which ones realize correctly that humans are the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732452
>So which teams are pro Youkai?
Whatever is at the top.
>And which ones realize correctly that humans are the best?
None of them.
Female Youkai are cute, Female Youkai are best.
If you have a choice between Female Youkai and Female Human, always stick your dick into the Youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

the best thing about /jp/ is how nobody gives a heck about this stupid meme, go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732474
Unless the human is Sakuya, then always go with Sakyuun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732474
It's Adam and Eve, anon. Not Adam and Lilith. Female Youkai might be cute. But they can't make you happy in the same way a human girl would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732485
this

FUCK YOU OP GO DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732493
Why's that?
Why is Reimu sad? She's never sad for the most part.

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>>18732510
She's sad because you picked a Youkai over a human girl.

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>>18732521
Eh?
I never chose. I gave out advice.
Also, you didnt answer the first part.
>Female Youkai might be cute. But they can't make you happy in the same way a human girl would.
>Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is Peanut butter territory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732493
>But they can't make you happy in the same way a human girl would.
I don't know what this means anon.
What does that feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732486
>unless the human is Sakuya
Yeah, human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732537
Youkai don't think like humans do, anon. Their mindset is alien and unnatural. They aren't capable of love, empathy, or kindness. At least, not to the same extent as a human. Even if they seem to care about you, that's just because they find you a good source of entertainment. And once you inevitably die, they'll soon forget you.

A human girl by contrast is capable of kindness, empathy, and true love. They'll view you as more than just something fun to do. And if you die, they'll mourn you for the rest of their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732566
Like having found your place in the world. And having found a part of you that was missing your entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732576
Thats the answer i was looking for.
Can you post a happy Reimu please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732566
>What does that feel like?
Bags of sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732603
I'm not even that fond of Reimu. But she's still a better choice than a Youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732587
I don't know what that feels like either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732621
Then go find a human girl to love. And remember, if some filthy Youkai tries to seduce you. Chase them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732607
Just weighing you down huh. Man what a pain that must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732624
>Then go find a human girl to love.
Too late, but also not too late.
The one I love is elsewhere and likely became a whore who just follows trends and all of the others that look cute are either sloppy seconds or whores if not both.
>remember, if some filthy Youkai tries to seduce you. Chase them away.
I'll probably end up hugging them then walking away in the span of 30 seconds.
There aren't many that chase me anyways. They usually leave a short while after.

Thank you for the help anon, but there's simply little to no hope for me.
I choose.. Reimu. And Sakyuun. And Marisa, Kosuzu, AQ..
Some people are born lucky. There's no way those five would like a /jp/sie. Or maybe I'm just unlucky.
I'm gonna go find Tewi.

[Anonymous No.]

Great. Now I feel really sad.
Happy touhous make happy Anons. Remember /jp/, keep your 2hus happy! If they aren't happy, then you most certainly won't be!

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone hating on memes. This isn’t the /jp/ I used to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18732538
But (you) aren’t the majority..

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>>18732576
Here’s the thing though; human girls love you the same way Youkai do, that is finding a mate up to their standards and reproducing. The difference stems from the attitude that humans put to love. As evidenced by 3DPD women, humans can love one another for shallow reasons, like money or the size of one’s muscles. Youkai on the other hand show a pure form of unconditional love, loving and caring for their human mates in any way they can, because their mind has not been exposed to the degeneracy of the human world. Please be pro-Youkai, anon; they love you with everything they have!

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>>18734308
Youkai are not capable of love, anon. What they give you is a hollow pretense of love. A little game they play for their amusement. Even when they care for you, that's only because they don't want to lose their new favorite plaything.

[Anonymous No.]

Every /jp/ knows that nonhuman girls are far better then human girls. Be they vampires or youkai or machines or even boats and monsters, common humans just can't compete.

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>>18736791
So what? Having anchild or two with a Youkai won't hurt.
It leaves a new possibility and generation for youkai-humans to live a hell of a lot longer without having to rely on fear or eating humans. Some get really cool powers too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18738299
What is that?
Can't be a dragon or vampire-chan can it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18736791
Some Youkai really care. Source? I met a few. I don't think they're around anymore... Fuck Sanae. Fucking slut... Village bicycle...

[Anonymous No.]

sorry but humanity fuck yeah is a mental disease
-some anon

he isn't doing his fucking job. where is he

[Anonymous No.]

>>18739074
A vampire, which are better then human women.

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>>18739082
My point exactly. Human women do not value a relationship as much as Youkai, since they are naturally monogamous and wait for the right mate before getting married. Human women are also naturally materialistic, and if you cannot provide for their greed, they will abandon you for someone richer. This “true love” you speak of is only for a very low percentage of human women, as to experience the thrill of sexual intercourse, they have already had “Chads” eject their semen into their mouth, their vagina, and most disgustingly, their anus. Youkai have none of these thoughts, the only thought about having sex is creating children with the person they love.

[Anonymous No.]

Joke's on you, bitch. The one I love is neither a human nor a youkai.

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>>18739066
Do you really think a youkai would be a good mother? At best, she would be merely neglectful. At worst, she'll give your kid all kind of bad ideas about the natural order of the world.

>>18739082
>Some Youkai really care.
Name one example. And former/half humans don't count.

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>>18742283
>Youkai have none of these thoughts, the only thought about having sex is creating children with the person they love.
No. Youkai only care about themselves, and finding new ways to amuse themselves. Even bearing and raising children is just a aspect of that. They put even less value into relationships than human women do.

And all of that i assuming it isn't the kind of Youkai that seduces and eats men.

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>>18743142
*And all of that is assuming it isn't the kind of Youkai that seduces and eats men.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, there's all kinds of youkai, and any intelligent creature can form actual bonds with things.
And even if "all they care about is amusing themselves," they're going to like the things that amuse them. Humans are basically this. We like the things that make us happy.
Plenty of characters have been shown to legitimately care about each other in canon.
Grim/Lewdsokyofags get out.

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>>18743236
>You know, there's all kinds of youkai, and any intelligent creature can form actual bonds with things.
Only humans can form relationships that have actual depth though. Youkai aren't emotionally complex or empathetic enough for that.

>And even if "all they care about is amusing themselves," they're going to like the things that amuse them. Humans are basically this. We like the things that make us happy.
Have you ever experienced a truly meaningful relationship? It's far more complex than just "person you like".

>Plenty of characters have been shown to legitimately care about each other in canon.
Name a example of a Youkai genuinely caring for somebody.

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>>18743142
>They put even less value into relationships than human women do.
Dude.
>Human women do not value a relationship as much as Youkai
>Human women are also naturally materialistic, and if you cannot provide for their greed, they will abandon you for someone richer. This “true love” you speak of is only for a very low percentage of human women, as to experience the thrill of sexual intercourse
You just disregarded all of what anon said.

You are anti-youkai as I can see now.
Please see >>18740086

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>>18742107
I guess I'm not as familiar with Vampy-chans as I think I am.
I know of cute little Remimi and Frandle, also Shinobu, but they're all loli now that i think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18743366
Your true colors are showing, anti-youkaianon

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>>18732572
You aren't anymore human than Sakuya, Eirin. You are devoutly a Lunarian. Call yourself a himan if you want to, just know, Sakuyuuun is more human than you are. Eve though she serves Remimimi.

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>>18743366
Remi is good too, even if she's childish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18743366
>Name a example of a Youkai genuinely caring for somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a simple anon.
I see a Sakuya thread and i bump it to the first page with all of my love

If i see a proper Sakuya thread, then I keep posting.

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>>18736791
>>18732576
>What they give you is a hollow pretense of love. A little game they play for their amusement. Even when they care for you, that's only because they don't want to lose their new favorite plaything.
>They aren't capable of love, empathy, or kindness.
You just described human women word-for-word. Provided theyre docile or at least nonviolent towards me, the risk of marrying a youkai is FAR better than the reality of today’s human women.

>>18740086
Mankind is super impressive. Keyword man. Theres hardly anything respectable about women.
A human male-youkai female partnership is easily the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai are superior in every way, super strong and won't turn old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18746933
This.
They'll never look a day over 15-18 or 12 in rumia's case and other lolihu's at 1300-infinity years of age.

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>>18745751
>You just disregarded all of what anon said.

What anon said was wrong. As it relied on the flawed idea that Youkai have the same emotional depth, empathy, and capacity to love as humans do.

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>>18745794
I never denied that i was anti Youkai.

>>18746337
Remilia is a murderous sociopath anon. Like all vampires.

>>18746473
Ichirin used to be human. That doesn't count.

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>>18746853
>You just described human women word-for-word.
That's only true for some human women. But all Youkai are like that. It's in their nature as parasitical entities that feed on human emotions/flesh.

>A human male-youkai female partnership is easily the best.
What about female human - male youkai relationships?

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>>18747259
>Remilia is a murderous sociopath anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18747297
She has Sakuya kill people because she can't be bothered to teach Flandre how to vampire.

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>>18747322
Don't they get the corpses from elsewhere?

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>>18747350
>Corpses.
The humans they get are still quite alive. Yukari hands them suicidal/easily missed people. Because just raiding a blood bank wouldn't be cruel enough.

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>>18747322
Better sauce up that claim dude because Sakuya only cooks them not kill them.

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>>18747356
Yukari hands them suicida/easily missed people. That was mentioned in PMISS. And then somebody turns those still alive people into pastries/tea, that was mentioned in EoSD, and even Reimu doubts Remilia is the one doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

did someone say sakunya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18747259
>Ichirin used to be human. That doesn't count.
I was referring to Unzan you stupid sack of rat feces. Try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18747365
>somebody
Appreantly you read it as Sakuya. Still, not a sauce.

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>>18747485
Well, who the hell else would do it? Patchouli is just a friend of Remilia who lives there. Meiling is a gatekeeper. And the fairy maids would spill the blood everywhere.

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>>18747414
The two work well together, sure. But it's hard to say if Unzan genuinely cares about her. Or if it's just a code of honour kind of deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18746698
It's been a long time since there was a proper and good Sakuya thread, sadly.

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>>18747747
>who the hell else would do it?
Are you seriously going to pretend that Meiling is somehow bound to that gate and not also a gardener that does stuff around the Mansion? Or the familiries shown? Or the fact that Mansion is filled with highly potent magic users with ability to summon servants? Hell, we don't even in what state Yukari delivers the bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

Autism is strong here, poor maid.

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>>18747894
I'll pay Sakuya in hugs to make up for all of the bad anons. Maybe lend her a hand so long as it doesn't require me to die immediately

I love Sakuya

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>>18747355
>letting suicidal people die in a beneficial way
I mean its better than them blowing their brains out in their room and their most having to come and see their kids brain bits all over the ceiling or something. Theres some practical use instead.

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>>18747269
>only some
Large majority. Those that arent like that are mythical exceptions to the rule, as I have yet to see or hear about any women that have relationships and arent like that.

>female human-male youkai
I mean I dont know what a male youkai is like, but I figure itd be a bad idea given what female humans are like.

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>>18747269
Being parasitic towards a whole collective category, ie humanity, society, or a particular village, like Youkai are typically, is categorically different from the individual and interpersonal parasitism held by modern women.

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>>18747870
>Are you seriously going to pretend that Meiling is somehow bound to that gate and not also a gardener that does stuff around the Mansion?
She might do more than just gatekeeping. But i still think it's way more likely Sakuya has to butcher people. I mean, she's already the SDM's cook. And clearly VERY skilled with knives.

>Hell, we don't even in what state Yukari delivers the bodies.
Well, she certainly isn't stealing dead bodies. And i don't know why she would bother killing them herself before she gives them to Remilia.

>>18749285
There's a difference between being suicidal, and actually killing yourself. Yukari is abducting vulnerable people simply because their disappearances can be more easily explained. That's horrible.

>>18748341
I love Sakuya as well. But she is probably a murderer.

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>>18749306
>as I have yet to see or hear about any women that have relationships and arent like that.
Then look harder. I've been surrounded by failed marriages my entire life. And even i know plenty of human women that genuinely love their partner.

>>18750713
>is categorically different from the individual and interpersonal parasitism held by modern women.
Yes. It's even worse.

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>>18750848
If you judge it that way, go ahead. I'll marry someone who terrorizes a village with her spare time rather than a divorce in waiting that most humans are today.

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>>18750839
The fact you completely ignored my post aside.
>i still think it's way more likely Sakuya has to butcher people
I asked for a sauce not what you think about it. And even then according to you Sakuya is supposed to have deep dark dungeon where she is butcher people en masse, right? Truly you Grimsokyo posters are the worst.

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>>18753452
He's a shitposter from /vg/, don't bother arguing with him.

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>>18753452
>I asked for a sauce not what you think about it.
I've pointed out my reasoning why i think Sakuya is the most likely candidate to take care of turning humans food in the SDM. Something that was mentioned in both PMISS and EoSD. If you think there's a more likely candidate. Then please, tell me who and why.

>And even then according to you Sakuya is supposed to have deep dark dungeon where she is butcher people en masse, right?
Not exactly. It's probably more just a room in the kitchen. And i doubt she frequently kills people. Just, occasionally. Probably pretty reluctantly as well.

>>18753506
Oh shush. I'm not a shitposter, i'm plenty reasonable when people actually put some effort into arguing with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18751489
I would rather marry somebody that might divorce me someday than a evil inhuman murderer. If you can't understand that. Then i don't know what to tell you.

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>>18753845
I understand that entirely. Again, if thats what you value, go right ahead. But if I have a choice between putting myself through likely suffering, and embracing someone who will cause suffering to other persons regardless of my involvement, the latter seems better.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a Youkai Wife. She killed everything.
What do I do