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18497156 No.18497156 [Reply] [Original]

Its cold inside.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

>> No.18497159

Maids are olev

>> No.18497167

Shit, I goofed the OP
somebody make a new thread

>> No.18497174

>>18497167
Too late now.
You live with your mistake.

>> No.18497177
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>>18497167
You sure about that?

>> No.18497183
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Gyarupire.

>> No.18497187

>>18497177
Last time the OP wasn't titled if I remember right people came in here bitching that we didn't title our thread so they couldn't filter it.

>> No.18497201

>>18497187
If they can't even ctrl-f "monster" they're too dumb to live.

>> No.18497211

>>18497201
Or just look at the catalog
Pretty easy to spot the thread that isn't about popstars or tohou

>> No.18497248

>>18497183
How come it's got wings then?

>> No.18497333

>>18497248
You know Vampires have wings, right?

>> No.18497344

>>18497333
But with feathers? Those ears look kind of cow-like too.

>> No.18497346

>>18497159
I want a bunch of easily flustered, tomboy, strongfat maids. Gonna give their uniforms skimpy outfits and revealing bust lines to really make them blush

>> No.18497351

>>18497344
Well she's a vampire sucker.

>> No.18497354

>>18497351
A vampire hunting vampire? Like an Aztec Goddess of Fitness?

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>>18497354
It's her name, silly.

>> No.18497362

>>18497357
Exquisite ears. They look soft.

>> No.18497486
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18497486

>>18497156
I want to be a Vampire Hunter and bully an Elder Vampires who think mortals are just playthings she can toy with.

>> No.18497547

>>18497486
>Be a Vampire hunter
>Travel to subjugate a particularly nasty one who's been terrorizing villages
>The two of you end up in a fight to the death after your surprise attack fails
>Manage to get her at your mercy, but pass out from blood loss before you're able to deliver the killing blow
>Years later, your daughter loves hearing the "romantic" story of how her parents met

>> No.18497591

Everyone knows that the best weapon against vampires is a freshly toasted garlic bread baguette.

>> No.18497594

>>18497486
Did you learn your craft from a Dhampir in a black trench coat who always complains about bitches trying to ice-skate uphill? How did you feel when you found that in her tragic backstory her mom fucker her dad

>> No.18497599

>>18497591
Those are damn delicious. I'd go get one from the bakery right now but it's fucking freezing outside.

>> No.18497638

>>18497591
Story about bakers attracting vampires when?

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>>18497638
Do you think sahu's look up to the lizards as relatives?

>> No.18497676
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>>18497547
>End up marrying your mortal enemy and siring a half-vampire child with her.
How did things became so bleak out of sudden?

>>18497594
Yes and no. More like a friendly rival than anything.

>>18497591
I thought it was cutting off their arms and legs and turning what's left of them into helpless lolis.

>> No.18497694

I wish I had my monster wife to support me in such hard times.

>> No.18497716

>>18497694
>Anon gets banned from his favorite MMO that he spent hundreds of dollars and thousands of hours into
>His Lamia waifu makes the pain go away by coiling around him and letting him cry in her bosom

>> No.18497843

>>18497716
I wish it was just a game, anon. Kill me

>> No.18497912

If you like Succubi or Vampires you are a cuckold that probably liked Dinner for Vampire.

>> No.18497976

>>18497156
>-13c
>Ice Queen OP

Did some Glacies snatched some Anon and rapes him in front of her?

>> No.18498114

Reminder, meaty mice can’t kidnap you or break in to your home!

>> No.18498145
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>>18498114
Be careful though, Hinezumi can do both easily!

>> No.18498150

>>18498114
What are you to do when upon coming home you notice a meaty mice stuck in one of your windows?

>> No.18498163
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>>18498145
I hope my water bucket trap works!

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>>18498163
Great success.

>> No.18498170

>>18498145
Meaty hinezumi can’t beat the bucket

>>18498150
Contact law enforcement to have the mouse removed or claim her via right of capture

>> No.18498179

>>18498163
>>18498168
People who make fire mice wet should be jailed.

>>18498170
>claim her via right of capture
What good is a meaty mice?

>> No.18498189

>>18498179
But then their husbands would keep getting arrested!

>> No.18498194
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>>18498189
Their husbands dry them off afterwards, so it's not a crime!

>> No.18498198

>>18498179
Pleasure toy, daiki, maid servant, and target of anons fetishes.
How else do Maus sniffers get more girls for the dungeon?

>> No.18498213

>Your place of employment is a 2 hour commute from your home
>You're always on time and never drive
>Your coworkers are utterly baffled and there's a running pot in the office where everyone tosses in a dollar when they incorrectly guess how you get to work
>It's up to $47, and you're surprised that no one has ever noticed your Shoggoth maid rising up out of the floor behind you and crashing down over you like a wave, leaving nothing but an empty chair behind

>> No.18498228

>>18498194
The monster girl legal system is weird at times.
Raping a monster girl and running away is a heinous crime severely punished, but raping her and taking responsibility is 100% allowed.

>>18498198
>Pleasure toy, daiki, maid servant, and target of anons fetishes.
They're decent for all the above except for maid where they're bellow average.
>Spoiler
You breed them.

>> No.18498270 [SPOILER] 
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18498270

How do you feel about big elf spider butts?

>> No.18498272
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18498272

Homemade spider panties.

>> No.18498281

>>18498270
The left two are fine. I would love to see them working the pole at a seedy strip club.
The right one would be fine if she had normal spider legs.

>> No.18498290
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>>18498270
Fat spider booty is literally the best thing.

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>>18498272
If I ever got my hands on a humanoid spider's panties I would masturbate and pray to them every single day.

>> No.18498293

>>18497156
It may be cold inside her but I'll be the one to warm her up

>> No.18498335

>>18498228
That they are.
Meaty mice are for groping and teasing

>> No.18498338

>>18498270
that spider is made out of ass.

>> No.18498373

>>18498270
Give me those left two.
Gonna do some very, very lewd things.

>> No.18498429

>>18498281
I wouldn’t mind going to a strip club in downtown MGC.

>> No.18498441

>>18498270
Left is for taking manticore venom and performing anal while she pleads and begs as you stretch her out
Middle is for the same except it becomes a competition between you and her to see who breaks first

>> No.18498468

>>18498429
I wonder how a strip club with MGs would work? Would they use stage names or their real names? Would it just be a more slutty dating service type of operation where MGs can find a man?
How would more out there MGs like Centaurs and Greenworms dance on stage?

>> No.18498471

>>18497156
I just rediscovered how fucking awful "taming a tarrasque" is. It's like a fucking multipage expose into Stockholm syndrome, or, and as cliche as it sounds, a self indulgent cuck fantasy.

It's like somebody read through vengeance and somehow came to the conclusion that June's attitude is something to appreciate.

Why does nobody do big girl stories right.

>> No.18498474

>>18497156
I just rediscovered how fucking awful "taming a tarrasque" is. It's like a fucking multipage expose into Stockholm syndrome, or, and as cliche as it sounds, a self indulgent cuck fantasy.

It's like somebody read through vengeance and somehow came to the conclusion that June's attitude is something to appreciate.

Why does nobody do big girl stories right.

>> No.18498485

>>18498471
>>18498474
First off, nice double shitposts. Secondly why don’t you write a story about a big girl?
Oh wait, you can’t because you’re too busy being upset about people making fantasy stories on the internet.

>> No.18498496

I want a Greenworm childhood friend that I have to carry to school in the morning, otherwise she’d never make it to first bell on time!

>> No.18498504

. >>18498485
Ain't a shitpost. Also ain't my fault that 4chan is retarded.

And I haven't done it because I'm not really a writer. Or at least not anymore. I've always hated this shitty non-argument.
>Duuuuh why don't you do x thing that takes dozens of hours to do?
Because that's a lot of work and it's not my passion? I can still say it's shit, can't I? This thread is for discussing mg stuff isn't it? Why are you calling me a shitposter for doing just that? Idiot.

Have you even read the story? Or are you the same guy that complains when anybody talks about a story they don't like?

>> No.18498510

>>18498496
She better be munching on a piece of toast while you're carrying her.

>> No.18498513
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>>18498468
Yeah, an MG strip club would probably just be something like a marriage interview agency, but with stage names until your second date.
>spoiler
Centaurs have equestrian competitions, while Unicorns have formal omiais. Greenworms have caring childhood friends like >>18498496. Alternatively, wild or butterfly garden Greenworms are married off by their Automamoms.

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>>18498496
I think Greenworms are super cute in how they just munch on food and harmlessly stick to their guy they like until it's cocoon time.

>> No.18498525

>>18498510
>Implying she doesn’t have a whole loaf of bread

>> No.18498559
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18498559

How do you like your maids?

>> No.18498567

>>18498524
First you get a cute voracious bug, then you get an optimum for impregnation butterfly.
Greenworm are the full package.

>>18498525
She does need to eat a good breakfast to prepare for metamorphosis. She also needs plenty of snacks during class.

>> No.18498573

>>18498496
Just be wary about her Papilimom, she’ll stop at nothing to make sure you two have as much time together as possible.

>> No.18498579

>>18498524
When they pupate, do they stick to you or is it like an Alurane where you are inside it and start a weeks long mating session?

>> No.18498605

>>18498579
Same as Alraune, you get cocooned up with her and mate with her until she emerges as your custom-tailored butterfly.

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18498610

>This kills the meido.

>> No.18498613 [DELETED] 

>>18498610
who are you quoting, /a/dditor?

>> No.18498626

>>18498559
Obedient, Intelligent, and motivating in the way that the longer you are around them, the less you need them.

Preferably a Dragon. And not like that gay ass anime where it's just a girl with a giant green turd for a tail.

>> No.18498632

>>18498373

What about the right one? Fat assed girls need love too.

>> No.18498650 [DELETED] 

>>18498613
Dditor?

>> No.18498652

>>18498573
>Anon is friend with a Greenworm
>He doesn't think of her in any romantic or sexual way
>She invites him to dinner with her family
>He doesn't know about metamorphosis
>He goes in expecting her mom to be a bigger chubbier version of her
>Turns out it's the most beautiful woman he has ever seen
>He offhandedly asks her if her daughter will grow up to look like her
>She replies that she will look even better as long as he keeps taking care of her
>That day Anon made the resolution to stick with the chubby not-so-smart bug even if a Lilim asked him in marriage

>> No.18498668

>>18498632
That spider isn’t a spider.
I’m focusing more on the left two, best as a pair where you and the busty one have fun with the flatty

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>>18497694
Your
Wish
Is
Granted

>> No.18498682 [DELETED] 

>>18498678
Must you?

>> No.18498694
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>>18498626
It is a well known fact that dragons make the best servants.

>> No.18498708
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18498708

Tittypires

>> No.18498711

>>18498468
>centaurs kabedon you with their horse half.
>shake their horse crotch titties in your face.

>> No.18498726

>>18498711
>centaurs kabedon you with their horse half
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sq_Fm7qfRQk
>shake their horse crotch titties in your face
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XlVOJg23QZ0

>> No.18498727

>>18498708
Could be bigger.
Should be bigger.
Must be bigger

>> No.18498732

>>18498708
Teen > Loli > Hag

>> No.18498737
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>>18498270
I like asses, but that's just grotesque.

>> No.18498754 [SPOILER] 
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Dumb maid.

>> No.18498761 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.18498765
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One day we'll have our brown Unicorns. Whether they be amazonian or not matters little.

>> No.18498773

>>18498754
>>18498761
Simmer down now.

>> No.18498778
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18498778

Uh oh, Anon. You barged in your maid's room and caught her red handed.
What was she doing?

>>18498754
>>18498761
I spot a /monster/ boy via filename.

>> No.18498792

>>18498732
While I strongly agree with this order, we must be fair and admit each has their own merits.
Teen vampires are best for romance, awkward dating and vigorous sex that can last an entire night long.
Loli vampires are best for dominating you, lewd relationships and shameless sexual acts such as dick stomping.
Old hag vampires are best for spoiling you, extremely lewd relationships and impregnation sex.

>> No.18498793

>>18498778
Fingering herself to some Akagi yaoi. Silly fujo, mahjong masters are asexual.

>> No.18498802

>>18498737
The far right is bad but I’m a big enough pervert for the left two

>> No.18498804

>>18498727
How big?

>>18498732
And the phase between teen and hag?

>> No.18498815

>>18498804
There is no phase between loli and hag to be honest.

>> No.18498828

>>18498778
Whatever could you mean?

>> No.18498831

>>18498804
BEEG

>> No.18498843
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gazerfag, please post this in glorious 1080p and I'll love you forever. Or for 10 minutes, whichever one comes first.

>> No.18498849

>>18498682
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519739891954.webm

>> No.18498878

>>18498831
Anon, you're confusing cows and vampires. Those are already above average size for a vampire >>18498708
Any bigger and she'd look ready to be milked and lose all her regal aura and class.

>> No.18498884

>>18498732
>hag last
No, just no.

>> No.18498896

>>18498849
Well don’t leave us in suspense, what happens?

>> No.18498900

>>18498849
>furry shit

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>>18498828
>Thinking spoilers will hide the filename.
Kiki still best though.

>> No.18498948

>>18498792
Loli vampires are for sex with traditional gender roles that feels too good for her to be mad about subbing.

>> No.18498956

>>18498900
I thought button noses with no about were ok

>> No.18498958

>>18498849
What happens next

>> No.18498963

>>18498956
How new are you?

>> No.18498988

>>18498956
t. someone that's been here for less than a week

>> No.18498998

>>18498956
Personally I don't have a problem with it but that's not common here.

>> No.18499002

>>18498948
She can't be smug if she is losing to the cock.
A loli vampire without smug is like a cake without frosting.

>> No.18499013

>>18498878
No!
I need some BEEG translyvanian titties

>> No.18499034
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>>18498708
>tfw Loen never completed this version of the image

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>>18499013
Like this?

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>>18499013

>> No.18499069
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>>18499034
>tfw Loen is dead
I'm just glad I've saved a lot of his rare work.

>> No.18499073

>>18499034
>>18499040
>>18499067
Too big. When you see a vampire you should be in awe at such a wonderful creature of the night, with breasts like those the only thing that will be in awe is your dick at the thought of a paizuri.
I bet they require to drink tons of blood to maintain such a bosom too, I'd rather a flatpire whose blood consumption is as modest as her chest.

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>>18498765
That pony centaur is hilariously tiny. How does she even have the strength to hold up her rider?

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>>18499013

>> No.18499096
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>tfw no momster with tits so big, she wears seals to cover her inverted nipples instead of wearing a bra

>> No.18499097

>>18499040
>>18499067
Those are good starting points for the vampire


>>18499082
She’s trying but not good enough!
She needs twins fight for a Dutchess!

>> No.18499107

>>18499097
>Those are good starting points for the vampire
She just needs a wingcape and pointed ears, and that way she'd be my ideal Vampire.

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>>18498956
Don't let your waifus be dreams.

>> No.18499122

>>18498849
>welcome to the NHK
good times
>>18498896
>>18498958
Its his friend at the door, its a prank to get him off the mmo

>> No.18499126

>>18499107
No no no, those are good starting points for her chest!
The rest is a given

>> No.18499136

>>18499082
I want to cut off that tittypire's limbs and see her cutely crawl in despair!

>> No.18499146

>>18499136
That’s mean, you can’t just leave her a pair of huge tits and a torso!

>> No.18499159 [DELETED] 

>>18499108
>>>/trash/

>> No.18499160

>>18499136
Dont vampires have stupid regeneration anyways?

>> No.18499170

>>18498652
>"Anon- I'm... really love you!"
>You turn up from your book to see Greenworm looking at you with a face of... you think confusion? But an earnest confusion, a face of determination
>"Really... love anon! Make you happy but... Must do thing first..."
>You smile and pat her head, sure this is another one of her cute little ramblings
>But when you do so, she suddenly latches onto you and begins crawling to be all over you
>You try and pry her off, but something is happening, putting sticky material on your hands and torso, tying you to her closer
>"Will... not long take... Darling!"
>...
>You awake in bed, stale wrappings of some strange substance littering like dust around where you lay
>You hardly notice, however, as looking down you see her
>Her face is still definitively noticeable as 'hers', but it's become more mature, more womanly and now spouts luscious lips curled up in a happy sleeping smile
>She now has flowing brunette hair, voluminous and with a bright luster, cascading down her back and over...
>A pair of gorgeous, intricate and beautiful wings, lightly swaying even unconsciously, majestic and beautiful in the morning sun's rays
>All attached to a body that, indeed, puts even her mother's body to shame, perfectly aligned to your tastes in every single way- and then some, with just a once over feeling like it's awakening fetishes you didn't even know you had for the female form
>She stirs and curls up closer to you and her smile widens as she wraps her legs around you in half-sleep
>"Mmhm... told you, anon... I hope you're happy, darling..."

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18499172

>>18499146
Watch me.

>>18499160
Only so much.

>> No.18499178

>>18499136
Gorefags go away

I do understand what you mean, but just in case

>> No.18499195 [DELETED] 

>>18499108
Kill yourself my man.

>> No.18499199

>>18498496
>>18498573
>>18498652
>>18499170
Goddammit. I think Greenworm just broke my top ten waifu list.

>> No.18499201

>>18499172
Just get a skeleton, living doll, or automaton.

All the ability to make her a torso pillow, none of the mess and pain.
Plus, you can put them back on

>> No.18499205

>>18499199
Mothmen are still better because of their pofu.

>> No.18499210

>>18499201
>Tell your Automaton half-jokingly you can't get any work done as you're always too busy staring at her huge simulacrum juicy ass
>When you come back from the other room a bit later she's legless and for some reason armless laying on the kitchen table
>"Ah. I appear to have made a mistake in attempting to remedy my earlier faults. Requesting assistance."
Cute robutt!

>> No.18499211

>Ask a Lich if she can cast a spell to make your dick bigger
How does she respond?

>> No.18499213

>>18499210
Would play with her rear and equally large chest before moving onto a few ‘refueling capacity tests’

>> No.18499217

>>18499201
It's just not the same, yaknow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4rxmL7ihG8

Vampires are already haughty, so it's even worse for the, but they can still regenerate with enough blood after you're done playing .

>> No.18499218

>>18499211
>"what a disgusting pervert."

>> No.18499221

>>18499211
Turns you into a giant boy detective

>> No.18499227

>>18499170
This is exactly why it's worth it to feed a Greenworm and let her cling on you.
I bet she will pay you back tenfold by cooking for you, letting you sleep in her lap or using her breasts as pillows.

>>18499199
Wait until seeing how great the butterfly is to judge that.

>>18499205
Pupa>pofu

>> No.18499231
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18499231

>>18499201
Slimes would always be willing to help you.

>> No.18499235

>>18499227
>ENTHUSIASTICALLY patting her lap rapidly as you come in the room, eyes bright and sparkling, eager to have you rest on her now that she can, in her mind, finally start paying you back

>> No.18499236

>>18499211
Feign disgust despite the fact that she’s already been doing it without telling me, along with working to make sure her body can handle it

>> No.18499260 [SPOILER] 
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18499260

I want to impregnate my wife and raise a loving daughter and work hard for both of them every day and make sure we have enough money that she can get into a good school.

>> No.18499262
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18499262

>Bodypart removal shenanigans
Y-You're trespassing on sacred Dullahan ground!

>> No.18499274

>>18499235
>She happily flaps her wings when you accept her offer
She'd put her heart and soul into headpatting you to sleep. Being so close to her you'd have a noseful of her wonderful flower smell helping you to rest even further.

>> No.18499276

>>18499260
Very cute picture

>> No.18499279

>>18498652
>even if a Lilim asked him in marriage
He won't have to worry, I'll take the lilim!

>> No.18499290

>>18499262
That dullahan looks like she was bullied by someone taking off her head and pouring hathorite milk down the hole....Something I would probably do with potions

>> No.18499298

>>18499290
Nah, that's just a wifeahan after retiring from the army and allowing herself to relax and enjoy her cushy retirement. You'd be surprised, she finally doesn't train every day and within a week her body goes full MILF hourglass mode.

>> No.18499310

>>18499274
She'd downright caress your head to the point it feels like a divine massage and would slightly turn it in doing so so you can really feel her plush thighs against your face. And if you even start to turn your head to look upward, she'll quickly pop a titty out just in case that's what you want so it's ready for you to suck on.
She's a fantastic wife.

>> No.18499325
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18499325

Delinquent elves

>> No.18499334

>>18499325
>Elves
Asking to be raped.
>Delinquent
Doubly so.

>> No.18499335

>>18499310
>She's a fantastic wife.
In theory.

>> No.18499340

>>18499298
Would be nice.
I have a soft spot for warrior wives that retire and lose the tone.
Especially when the husband is still strong

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>>18499325
give me the dark skinned beauty

>> No.18499358

>>18499211
>"I hear that's a fairly common request, yes it is possible."
>"What kind of a size were you thinking of? ....I see."
>"I wonder if that would fit. Just scientific curiosity, that's all."
>"Alright, I'll do the requested improvements, on the condition you will help me with a quick experiment afterwards."
>she gets a small blush at the start of the conversation, and it slowly gets deeper

>> No.18499359

>>18499340
>Try to tease your now deliciously curvy and soft Dullahan wife that you're the strong one in the relationship now
>She smirks and smacks her own ass, watching you stare as it jiggles seductively
>You don't even notice her making a finger gun and pointing it at you before she mocks firing it off and winking
>"Strength of body is but one part of being a soldier, hubby. Soft though I may be, I still think I've got you in strength of will~"
>She sashays to the bedroom and tosses her head on the bed as her body waits in the doorway, seductively bending at the waist to show herself off
>You hear her head call from the bed
>"...Or perhaps you'd like to come show me otherwise~?"

>> No.18499362

>>18499279
>Lilim spots a young man with a pure heart
>He loves monster girls and is even taking care of a Greenworm
>She deems him worthy and offers to marry him
>He politely declines
>She ends up settling for some perverted powerslut anon instead

>>18499310
Papillion isn't even released and she is already best girl.

>>18499335
I don't see how KC could mess up her profile. He already built perfect foundations with the Greenworm.

>> No.18499369

>>18499348
>Assassin/ninja elf.
Triple rape.

>> No.18499371

>>18499359
That is one sassy big-ass Dullahan.
Wanna breed her body while her face ahegaos.
Gonna breed her mouth while her body shlicks.

>> No.18499374

>>18499359
Going to let her head watch as I fill that rear to them brim, no stopping till the head is ahegoing and her body limp

>> No.18499384

>>18499262
Fun fact, that's actually two separate Dullahans, which is why the head has a different skin color. She lost her body, and she lost her head respectively.

>> No.18499387

>>18498694
That doesn't look like a dragon

>> No.18499401

>>18499384
I'm aware, and think its a cool idea, though for thread purposes just treat it as one dullahan.
>>18499371
>>18499374
Imagine her head moaning and egging you on, telling you to reach around and molest her titties, letting you watch as her eyes go cross while you breed her bum.

>> No.18499412

>>18499362
Hey I may be a perverted powerslut, but damn if I don't make it my objective to be the best husband on the planet. I'll not stop till I see that lilim coming across a group of kids playing in the park and giving me some stern heartpupils over wanting a kid of her own with me.

>> No.18499414

>>18499401
The best.
No stopping till she can’t see physically hold any more in

>> No.18499504

>tfw joining the worship dark elf school club
>tfw the only member besides a dark elf

>> No.18499539

What is a Wendigo's husband called when he's in his coat form? Is there a name for it?

>> No.18499540

>>18497676
>How did things became so bleak out of sudden?

That's how things start out until you get to know someone.

>> No.18499557

>>18499260
I want a snek wrapped around my arm while they sleep.

>> No.18499574

>>18499504
>Not you as the only male and a group of dark elves

>> No.18499589

>>18499539
Papa Hugs.

>> No.18499590

>>18499574
Sounds nice I guess, but it would be tiring to please them all.

>The dark elf in the club stops recruiting as soon as I join.

>> No.18499597

>>18497156
Can Ice Queens give birth, and not just "create" a Glacies? If so, would they be like an in between phase of an Ice Queen and Glacies, like an Ice Princess?

I wouldn't mind having little Ice Princesses running around causing low pressure systems.

>> No.18499607

>>18499539
Mandingo.

>> No.18499619

>>18499260
dick the daughteru!

>> No.18499625

>>18499619
Only degenerates do that.

>> No.18499636

>>18499619
Fuck off

>> No.18499638
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18499638

>pulling pranks on a kunoichi by drawing cute images on her eyepatch

>> No.18499645

>>18499638
cute!

>> No.18499653

>>18499638
>pulling pranks on a Pharaoh/Vampire by drawing on her face while she sleeps in her sarcophagus/coffin.

>> No.18499665

>>18499653
Isn't this one of the ways to get them awake?

>> No.18499671

>>18499590
It doesn't need too big, maybe 3-4 of them

>> No.18499680

>>18499638
Cute cute cute.
Just imagining her (masked) pouting face when she comes in the kitchen is adorable, as well as suddenly pulling her mask down and kissing her pouting lips.

>> No.18499684

Reminder that dark elves love those slaves with big dicks.
They’re better for Teasing

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>>18499684
Need salamanders

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>>18499695
Red butts drive me nuts.

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>>18499703
Red butts make me nut.

>> No.18499723

>>18499671
>Keep getting dragged away by several dark elves when class is done to do their bidding.

At least the bookworm dark elf can help me with homework.

>> No.18499751

>>18497177
I want to warm up this cold fox.

>> No.18499752

>>18499718
>>18499703
>>18499695
Salamanders are perfect for breeding once they’re defeated

>> No.18499770

>>18499752
They are perfect for breeding at any given time. I'd love to rape one, ending in wrestle sex where even if I'm the loser I got sex.

>> No.18499829

>>18498843
Here's the slightly bigger version I made to stare at next to my browser window while I do stuff
http://files.catbox.moe/mcxfvd.png

>> No.18499838

>>18499013
I once went to Transylvania, and I never got a tittypire. It's fucking bullshit.

>> No.18499842

>>18499838
Did you ever go out at night?

>> No.18499847

>>18499703
>>18499770
>tfw no genki Salamander bodyguard/servant that lets me breed her whenever I want

I want to hold that tail while I pound her ass

>> No.18499851

>>18499211
She tells you that she thinks it's just perfect as is.

>> No.18499854

>>18499842
Several times, in fact. I even went down that incredibly dark and scary looking alleyway.

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>>18499703
Ain't it the truth.

>> No.18499868

>>18499859
>You will never summon a tall bombshell friend like this as a kid

>> No.18499878

>>18499868
That's a cool idea.
>She doesn't act like an Onee-san or momster or anything, treats you reasonably equal despite your young age
>As you grow up she stays with you, transitioning from friend into more than friends
>on your 18th birthday she invites you to come visit her home plane, and there confesses her love for you in a surprisingly casual yet romantic way
>When you come back to your plane she sets about being your best-friend-wife, and everyone around you more or less says "Eh, we figured all along"
>All this while she's casually one of the most powerful demons from her realm and has obscene magical power to do anything

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>>18499695
>>18499703
>>18499859
>Tomboys

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>>18499348
>Shadow Dancer
Ah, I miss DFO.

Though I heard it eventually became the standard Korean grindfest, so I guess I'll just treasure the times I had.

>> No.18499889

>>18499695
I'm far more interested in that cute fox.

>> No.18499891

>>18499838
Did you go to the parts that are holst heavy?

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>>18499829
Thanks! May your gazer gel never run dry.

>> No.18499915

>>18499878
I like it, but hitting puberty must be tough with having someone looking like that around

>> No.18499948

>>18499904
Neverending goo.
Probably going to get a few commissions printed out as custom wallscrolls when I get my own place in a couple months.
The one from mari and that one by kikino included. Perfect sorts of pictures to put up on the wall.

>> No.18499952

>>18499915
>Anon is going through puberty and is having a lot of trouble with a bombshell sex demon a foot taller than him with tits the size of his head always prancing around with him
>He feels terrible for touching himself with her on the mind, and becomes visibly flustered much more often around her
>One day she casually walks in while he's jerking off and he's horrified, but she silences him and rolls her eyes with a smirk before settling down on the bed sitting next to him as he calms down
>"Anon, its okay, sheesh. It's like you think I can't take a compliment or something."
>"Y-you mean you're not mad?"
>"I'm a sex Demon, anon. It's kinda my thing to, you know. Inspire sex."
>"So you... don't mind if I think of you while doing it...?"
>"Think of me?! Jeeze, you are adorable, you know that? I was coming in here to see if you wanted me to help do it for you!"

>> No.18499963

>>18499891
>Vampire that is the local baroness of a (shock) barony that is heavily involved in holst dairy.
>So much so that its impossible to find a person that doesn't live off of it and its products.
>This means that, when she goes for blood, it is either gathered from holsts under the guise of 'testing' or from someone who has lived off of the stuff for years.
>The end result is an....interesting effect that surprises an adventurer when he goes to investigate the rumors surrounding the woman.
>The surprise is her trying to fit massive breasts into a bra built to hold prize-winning pumpkins

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>>18499948
>Probably going to get a few commissions printed out as custom wallscrolls when I get my own place in a couple months.
I already have my own place and I have a hard time spending it on poster/wallscroll printouts when I could just get more commissions.

Though this Mari pic is good enough to deserve it for sure.
Gonna put it up when I get a print of Less' picture of Miia I got.

>> No.18500002

>>18499984
More commissions are nice but waifu merchandise is also nice and complementary to commissions.

>> No.18500015

>>18499879
Manipulative yandere tomboys.

>> No.18500030

Cow paizuri.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67495613

>> No.18500036

>>18499952
I want this

>> No.18500045

>>18500030
>cowgirl
>tits that small

>> No.18500048

>>18499653
Bullying pharaohs and vampires by tipping over their coffins.

>> No.18500050

>>18500045
Get out of here /d/.

>> No.18500055

>>18500045
But look how happy she is.

>> No.18500069

Don't ever trust JS monster girls, they are even more shady and manipulative than their JK counterparts.

>> No.18500080

>>18500069
Js?jk?

>> No.18500125
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18500125

You have any canon evil MGs yet? Legit villains and all that?

Barring Lilims of course since they default evil and suck.

>> No.18500137

>>18500125
>Lilims
>Evil

>> No.18500140

>>18500125
>Lilims
>Suck

>> No.18500149

>>18500125
The Order is evil.

>> No.18500153

>>18500069
Jokes on them!
Only thing thing could manipulate me into doing is giving them larger assets and maybe muscles at the risk of chub

>> No.18500193

>>18500153
>JK Tanuki thinks she can manipulate anon through seduction to get bigger (monetary) assets
>Just ends up with a fatter ass and larger tits through mammybammy, resulting in less money due to needing new undergarments.

Silly tanuki, that's poetic justice!

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>>18500137
>>18500140
I don't understand, all of those things are true?

>> No.18500215

>>18500211
You suck

>> No.18500220

>>18500211
You are evil

>> No.18500236

What if both the order and the lilims are evil?

>> No.18500242

>>18500236
We rest easy knowing that holsts are still pure.

>> No.18500250

>Not serving Druella and the extremist faction

Plebs!

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>>18500242
Any race with that allows Rogue or Rogue like classes are by definition impossible to be fully "pure" anon.

>> No.18500265

>>18500256
Incorrect, holst rogues just supply you with love and dairy when you least expect it!

>> No.18500276
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18500276

>The MGE thread on SpaceBattles.com got shitcanned

>> No.18500280

>>18500276
So long as they don't come here

>> No.18500288

>>18500069
JS monstergirls are pure. As in, they want the D without ulterior motives.

>> No.18500290

>>18500280
Hey, they've still got /tg/

>> No.18500299

>>18500276
Huh, any reason why?

>> No.18500300

>>18500276
Those fucks better not filter into here as the fa/tg/uys have.

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>>18500250
>join Druella and her corruption-train
>local demon makes the campaign where you live
>sign contract to evade taxes you had to pay for the order forever.

Hmm...

>> No.18500310

>>18500305
This. Work for the extremists and get a demon(or a demon gets you for that matter).

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>>18500299
This is all the mods had to say.

>> No.18500313

>>18500312
Damn.

>> No.18500316

>>18500310
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.18500318

>>18500312
lol

>> No.18500324

>>18500316
That wasn't my intention. Though your first weeks might only involve doing menial tasks for the faction. At least you get free food and headpats.

>> No.18500340

>>18500324
If alcohol will be cheaper I'm set as fuck and ready to sign the papers.

>> No.18500344

>>18500305
I'm gonna fight the extremist faction with every fiber of my being!

>> No.18500353

>>18500344
>>>/tg/

>> No.18500356
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Can Valkyries be made out of existing human women? Dark Valkyries?

How would one go on about it, and what is required?

>> No.18500358

>>18500276
>>18500312
For once mods aren't fags.
I doubt they'll come here,the one thing they seemed aware about is that no other monster girl community wanted them.

>> No.18500366

>>18500344
I am glad that you are so eager to put a stop to the evils of the Chief God's Order, Anon.

I am sure that many monster girls are looking up to you and would be glad to reward your bravery.

>> No.18500367

>>18500353
You can like monster girls while not liking the extremist faction, retard.

>> No.18500384

>>18500356
Why did you post a picture of a character from some crummy shooting game?

>> No.18500387

>>18500384
Because Valkyrie.

>> No.18500390

>>18500366
Wait I think you misunderstood, anon. I'm talking about defending my hometown from aggressive monster girls.

>> No.18500391

>>18500356
I imagine so.

>> No.18500394
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Lescatie has its own three musketeers. All of them got turned into monstergirls.

She's the leader.

>> No.18500399

>>18500250
>not sitting pretty in a Green Demon Realm that neither faction particularly cares about

>> No.18500401

>>18500069
What’s JS/JK mean? It’s it a prostitute?

>> No.18500402

>>18500387
Yeah but you could have just posted an actual Valkyrie.

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>>18500394
I still want to see her in cowprint and hook her up to a milking machine.

>> No.18500415
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18500415

>>18500401

>> No.18500417

>>18500401
Use google you fucking idiot.

>> No.18500422

>>18500193
>not getting a sugar daddy to buy her an entirely new wardrobe
Step up your game Tanuki-san!

>> No.18500425

>>18500394
She's also the hottest of the new characters

>> No.18500427 [DELETED] 

>>18500415
>spoonfeeding
>wasting images
Nigger faggot.

>> No.18500435

>>18500390
And I’ll be the guy banging a Dark Matter at the water treatment plant!

>> No.18500446

>>18500435
Please do not.

>> No.18500456

>>18500422
I don't know if I could be called a sugar daddy but I'd help by her some new undergarments so I can inadvertently admire my handywork, although I'd need to see if she has the beginning of some abs or not.

>> No.18500459

>>18500344
>>18500366
Easy dude its not that simple, that you just jump into a party and get a t-shirt with the local demon's face on it.

First of all let me remind you that real estate prices would skyroket due to a lot of mgs have large bodies, thus you'll need to expand or even get a new house.
Also the cost of meat would increase probably due to the local farmers can't keep up with the demand since obviously larger types need more food too.
However one may consider that these species can make good physical laborers even better than humans themselves, but again this can lead into unemployment for human females. Human females now must becoem corrupted anyway since they have to keep up or they'll never be able to find a steady job, which is actually good for monsters, but not so good for us humans due to they are being unable to produce males, which can lead into male underpopulation which can obviously lead into other misfortunes.

As you can see its not as easy as it looks.

>> No.18500468

>>18500459
>they are being unable to produce males
KC said the Demon Lord will succeed in her plan.

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>>18500394
>Musketeers.
>No muskets

>> No.18500473

>>18500468
Hopefully some human only states will still exist.

>> No.18500480

>>18500069
>walking through a park one day in MGC
>a couple of Tanuki JS girls fresh from school come up to you and ask what your favorite type of music is
>you give them a short list of some of your all time favorite bands and albums
>they show you to a van and tell you that they have all sorts of cds, cassettes, and records that their papa wants to get rid of
>kinda weird you don’t see any parents around but oh well they look trustworthy
>as you approach the van you ask them why they’re just giving away these albums
>they chuckle as they open the door and their Oni classmates grab you and throw you into the back of the van
>the rest of the night you’re treated like a living dildo to a bunch of JS monstergirls
>there was no records to be found anywhere

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>>18500470

>> No.18500486

>>18500446
It’s for the best.

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>>18500409
One of the three turns into a Holst. You should ask her.

>> No.18500502

>>18500468
>>18500473
Reminder that the only endgame for human women is pretty much cattle to breed either human males that’ll be sold off to the highest bidder, or females that will be treated the same way in a couple of years.

>> No.18500505

>>18500486
Forcing people to change isn't always the best course of action. Please respect their wishes and do not force corruption on them.

>> No.18500511

>>18500502
Eh, human women are shit. I just don't want to be turned into an incubus.

>> No.18500512

>>18500490
Monsters need better fashion sense. Left was a perfectly workable design and she was practically a cow as it was.

>> No.18500520

>>18500505
It’s like basic education, it’s just better for them and everyone else if we put them through it.

>> No.18500524

>>18500481
Now that's good.

Though I don't think it's actually a musket at all, with all of the clockworks gears attached to it. Probably some Gnome/Dwarf-made weapon based on mamono mana that shoots Demonsilver pellets.

>> No.18500526

>>18500481
I unironically like silly fantasy firearms like those.

>> No.18500528

>>18500468
So... there is a chance that the order is controlled opposition from the very begin. All this purge business was just a psy-op to fool the common folk while the Order and the DL secretly made a deal.

>>18500502
So what if slavery was the part all along, and I was right about the order being controlled opposition?

>>18500511
What if you were an incubus all along, just fooled by your envoriment into think that you are a human?

>> No.18500530

>>18500512
Blame Druella and her fashion sense.

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>>18500502
>>18500528

>> No.18500534

>>18500520
I don't know if it really is. Forcing corruption on a town that is completely neutral to monster girls and just wants to live in peace would make you look pretty bad.

>> No.18500539

>>18500528
I'd probably be so distraught that I would cry to be perfectly honest.

>> No.18500544

>>18500530
Can we introduce her to a wight? Basically any MG that knows how to be a classy sex bomb.

>> No.18500549

>>18500539
Sounds like someone needs a monstergirl to comfort them and gently help them come to terms with their new situation.

>> No.18500550

>18500427
>wasting images
Right, wouldn't want to miss the same 50 pictures that are posted every thread...

>> No.18500555

>>18500394
>"Sugar, lets be real with each other. You don't even know what color my eyes are yet, do you~?"
>You finally look up from her rack to see her malicious yet warming smile

>> No.18500556 [DELETED] 

>>18500550
Eat shit, spammer.

>> No.18500557

>>18500534
Except “just wants to live in peace” really means “is okay with all of its citizens living subpar lives.”

>> No.18500563

>>18500557
How do you know that?

>> No.18500568

>>18500528
>What if you were an incubus all along, just fooled by your envoriment into think that you are a human?

>"I'm- I'm an Incubus?"
>The succubus rolls her eyes and laughs
>"Sweetie, I have no idea what your physician told you, but having a foot long dick and the ability to fill a bucket with a single orgasm is not, in fact, 'average'~"

>> No.18500569

>>18500549
Anon if I had been an incubus the entire time that would mean that I'm such a loser that not even monster girls want to deal with me.

>> No.18500570

>>18500555
>Lady, you dress like that it ain't 'cause you wanted me lookin' at yer face. You even got any nipples?

>> No.18500575

>>18500539
This is why you always question authority.

>>18500569
Well maybe you are a shitty incubus.

>> No.18500579

>>18500575
Yeah, I probably would.

>> No.18500581

>>18500555
Her saying "sugar" makes me think she has a southern belle accent.

>> No.18500582

>>18500563
Because they’re deliberately avoiding the thing that comes with massive quality of life improvements, especially for the poor.

>> No.18500584

>>18500563
It's mentioned by the by on several occasions that the Order has a pretty low quality of life, and if you take the semi-canonical fallen brides at face value they're even flat out dystopian at times.
Either way, even ignoring that, it would be like an advanced alien species that had the cure for every sickness and every hardship of daily life visiting a medieval town.

>> No.18500587

>>18500550
>spambot is salty

>> No.18500595

>>18500582
>>18500584
Well maybe they don't want the baggage that comes with those improvements. Besides it's not like they'd stop people from leaving if they wanted to become corrupted.

>> No.18500596

>>18500569
You might have just gotten converted from overexposure to demonic energy. If anything it'd make you an incredibly desirable bachelor.

>> No.18500597

>>18500570
>"Why don't you come over here and find out, hon? These heart tattoos do point somewhere, I promise~"
>>18500581
Definitely works for me. Maybe Lescatie was a southern like town in general, what with the cowboyish styles, the religious nuts, and the high propensity for alps.

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>>18500435
>Chilling at my house as usual, taking a shower.
>Some perverted incubus and her Dark Matter fucking like rabbits in the water treatment planet.
>Some of their sexual fluids fall into the water stream.
>A single, microscopic corrupted sperm cell touches me.
>Instantly turned into an Alp because I didn't say "No Homo" fast enough.

Thank Mamonobama.

>> No.18500607

>>18500596
I highly doubt that, anon. It's more likely that I'm just a loser that can't even get pussy as an incubus.

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>>18500595
Yeah, having to not have a dead bedroom sure is some hefty baggage.
Truly those who chose to go with the monsters were making enormous personal sacrifices.

>> No.18500613

>>18500597
And thus blunt Anon got himself an overflowing handful of grapes. It was a good end.

>> No.18500614

>>18500608
Nothing like that, anon. It's just personal preferences.

>> No.18500616

>>18500584
Except those improvements and cures aren't out of altruism, but come with a price: transformation and total subservience.

>> No.18500622

>>18500616
*Dabs*

>> No.18500629

>>18500616
Yeah man it’s not like there’s entire continents in MGE with MGs that don’t give a hot damn about the DL.

>> No.18500632

>>18500599
>Anon proceeds to masturbate furiously while having a very angry experssion on his(her) face, yelling "next time I'll vote for the order!"

>> No.18500635

>>18500629
Not for long.

>> No.18500643

>>18500632
Anti-Monster Ordercore stuff always comes off like that one Onion cartoonist that essentially makes massive ironic strawmen from a retard's perspective

>> No.18500645

>>18500607
Be real anon, the second monstergirls heard about a sad lonely single incubized human boy they'd be all over you. You'd be getting aftersex cuddles from a cute girl within a day.

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>> No.18500648

>>18500622
???

>> No.18500657

>>18500645
Anon is here to bitch about being a loser, not to be comforted.

>> No.18500664

>>18500645
If I couldn't even get any for god knows how long I was corrupted then I doubt monster girls would give me the time of day any time soon. I don't even think Wisps would want me if I'm that pathetic.

>> No.18500666

>>18500648
I assume he was giving that post an equally intelligent response.

>> No.18500667

>>18500643
https://www.theonion.com/fashion-senseless-1819590902
Basically this. What a bunch of nofun numpties.
>>18500648
*Hits the quan*

>> No.18500672

>>18500647
Nice wings.

>> No.18500676

>>18500648
He's mocking your edgy seriousness in a japanese micropenis escapism fantasy

>> No.18500681

>>18500645
This >>18500657, how dare you infringe upon his right to make everything about how his life sucks, its part of his culture- and here's why that's a good thing.

>> No.18500686

>>18500657
>>18500664
(^:

>> No.18500691 [DELETED] 

patheticfags should kill themselves and let us know if monster girls are waiting on the other side

>> No.18500692

Anons that feel hesitant about being an incubus could probably just live in that part of the Mist Continent. Those men will always be humans iirc.

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>being a pissy little anti-monster shit in a heterosexual lovey-dovey monstergirl setting

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Dumb vampires and their dumb suncream.

>> No.18500705

>>18500692
They’re still incubi (can’t really avoid it when you’re always boning your monster gf), they’re just big proponents of the men being the doms.
And constantly in slap fights with the monster dom faction down the road.

>> No.18500709

>>18500705
You could probably still make it work.

>> No.18500711

>>18500622
>>18500667
>this is the level of intelligence corruptionfags are at

>> No.18500719

>>18500692
I could also find a strongfat panda there.

>> No.18500723

Reminder that if you have any form of mental illness monster girls do not want you. So if they ever became real you better hide that shit and man up if you want a monster wife.

>> No.18500724

>>18500528
>>18500568
This sounds like Disgaea 2.

>> No.18500737

>>18500709
They also are incubi because, were they not, then the men in the other two factions would outlive them, be in better health, etc. The men in the domfags faction would be leaving widows left and right.
It would make what’s supposed to be three equally balanced factions lopsided against that one.

>> No.18500741

>>18500723
But mamono mana can cure mental illness.

>> No.18500751

>>18500723
Wonderland, though.

>> No.18500758

>>18500723
>thinking monster girls hate people with mental illnesses
>when they accept alps as their own and mamono mana can cure most illnesses
You're a funny one.

>> No.18500764

>>18500741
>>18500758
He couldn’t have been more blatant and you still bit.

>> No.18500769

>>18500758
alping is not an illness!

>> No.18500772

>>18500764
Hey I'm not going to pass up a chance to shit on alps.

>> No.18500774

>>18500741
>>18500751
>>18500758
>Replying to anyone starting their post with "Reminder"

>> No.18500783

>>18500555
>”Anon, my eyes are up here.”
>”I’ve made my decision.”

>> No.18500786

What hair products to kejourous use?

>> No.18500832

>>18500480
Being tricked and raped by lolis is already bad enough for a man's dignity, but then imagine the shame you will have to go through when you explain the lolis' parents that they raped you repeatedly and got pregnant from it.
Imagine a JS monster girl going through puberty and pregnancy at the same time, she will be the most needy girl ever.

>> No.18500837

>>18500786
Semen.

>> No.18500848

>>18500741
Doesn't mean they would want anything to do with mentally ill men aside from ones with things like PTSD.

>> No.18500853

>>18500772
That’s a sick fetish you’re into.

>> No.18500858

>>18500786
Only the toppest grades ones.

>> No.18500866

>>18500769
Indeed, it is a gift. The only known cure for teh homogay other than a bullet.

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>> No.18500879

>>18500877
Amazons are dumb.

>> No.18500884

>>18500879
dumbness can be cute too.

>> No.18500887

>>18500884
no

>> No.18500902

>>18500877
I'm gonna challenge her to a fight just to try and smudge her warpaint.

>> No.18500903

>>18500877
A cute, gonna grope those abs.

>>18500832
I can only imagine those lolis being smug and proud that they managed to do what their peers can't only to start panicing when they wonder if their going to be good parents or not.

The loli haku of the group learning and explaining what needs to be done to raise a kid would be interesting to watch

>> No.18500906

>>18500877
Can I date the Amazon Healer instead?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18500929

>>18500903
Please do not grope strong monster girls.

>> No.18500936

>>18500929
I'm gonna and they can't stop me!

>> No.18500954

>>18500906
You want her? But she's got all that softness, not a single scar and she's only 6' 4"! She'd insist that there are better choices in the tribe for you than an old cake like her.

>> No.18500956

>>18500929
But turning powerful monsters into blushing messes is too fun.

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Mother Dragons!

>> No.18500967

>>18500956
If the demon lord didn't want us doing it she wouldn't have made it so fun.

>> No.18500969

>>18500877
I'd lick her abs and declare that I am hers in front of her whole tribe.
Few lifestyles are more enjoyable than one of a househusband for a strong monster girl.

>>18500903
>Loli Haku teaches them that they will need to breastfeed
>They all get worried because of their flat chests
>A few months of pregnancy and puberty later they are all oppai lolis
>They insist on practicing breastfeeding with you

>> No.18500970

>>18500902
It would be such a pleasure to draw her war paint on her body. It would be really hard to focus while staring at her abs.

>> No.18500977

>>18500879
Being smart is men's work.

>>18500964
Mere mothers!

>> No.18500980

>>18500967
I want a lilim to yell my ear off about how it's not right that I grope powerful monsters!

>> No.18500984

>>18500967
So would you enjoy it if a powerful Dragon kidnapped you and threw you onto her bed to rape you only for you to whisper about how beautiful she is right before you cum?
You'd be able to turn it around and get her to notice that she can't stop her hips as you whisper more and more loving things into her ears ending with "I wanna stay with you forever"

>> No.18501001

>>18500969
>All those oppai lolis
>They learn about babyweight
>It all ends up in their hips,rears, and thighs with maybe a wee bit in the middle.
>They also start craving candy and odd things.

The only question I have left for these needy girls is Who gives birth first and is running around those rooms going to be tiring?
Are there group birthing rooms for harems?

>> No.18501002

>>18500977
>>18500879
>>18500877
>Asanagi DanMachi Amazoness flashbacks.

>> No.18501007

>>18500977
I want to use my smart human brain to outwit a tribe of Amazons and escape their clutches. Although I don't know if being constantly on the run from the Amazon I humiliated would be worth it.

>> No.18501009

>>18500980
And then you grope her until she's a quivering mess right?

>> No.18501010

>>18500967
My theory is her husband slipped that bit in because he enjoyed it so much. Clearly he is a man of patrician taste.

>> No.18501016

>>18501009
Of course, right after causing the Minotaur I would be groping to squirt out some of her delicious milk.

>> No.18501024

>>18500956
I doubt she will turn into a blushing mess, most likely will take it as you accepting her and rape you there.

>> No.18501041

>>18501016
>Anon gropes powerful monstergirls until he's got a harem of powerful girls quivering at his touch.
>Minotaur Knight, Wight Baroness, Dark Elf Queen, Savage Dragon, and a plump Lilim
>Every day he wakes up with his dick in one of their mouths, spends the whole day groping and fucking them and then falls asleep with his dick in a different mouth.
>Every day until they're all pregnant.

>> No.18501048

>>18501024
She will if you tease her nipples just right anon.
It's easier if she has inverted nipples.

>> No.18501057

Dancing loli monstergirls in cute ballet outfits!

>> No.18501080

>>18501057
Dancing loli monstergirls in slutty revealing dance outfits!

>> No.18501087

>>18501041
Anon is going to be a very worn out boy if they all decide to get revenge on him.

>> No.18501089

>>18500977
There is nothing “mere” about all of the hard work mothers do to give their children the best!

>> No.18501091

>>18500964
What does a Dragon mom do when upon reviewing her hoard she notices that a gold coin is missing?

>>18501001
>Who gives birth first
Who knows, but the first mother will quickly become everyone's onee-san.
>is running around those rooms going to be tiring? Are there group birthing rooms for harems?
Even if it was tiring, the smile of all those pregnant lolis would fuel you with energy to carry the world. I'd assume when they get close to giving birth they'd all move to a huge room together and discuss about names, baby clothes and other motherly stuff while you spoil them and make the wait easier on them.

>> No.18501119

>getting young monster schoolgirls pregnant
How irresponsible, you're supposed to just spend time with them and fuck a lot.

>> No.18501138

>>18501080
>dancing loli monster girls in exotic eastern style dancer outfits with face veils

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Is she single?

>> No.18501169

>>18501153
Not for long.

>> No.18501171

>>18501091
I should hope so, because they're going to be run pretty ragged once the young ones are out.
I bet the tough one of the group starts crying when the baby is on the way though.

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>> No.18501177

>>18501175
Do Doromes get frozen solid in harsh winters?

>> No.18501195

>>18501119
Are you implying that you should only ever cum in their ass and mouth?

>>18501171
>Tough Oni tomboy starts crying her eyes out
>You ask her if anything is wrong
>She's just so happy that she can't hold back the tears
Spoil her extra hard, she deserves it.

>> No.18501200

>>18501195
I would, even if she lost what little tone she had.

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>> No.18501208

>>18501007
>Outwit
If you're innawoods you're still at a disadvantage. Best of luck.

>> No.18501218

>>18501208
Thanks, I'll try my best.

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>I found a survivor! He's single too!

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BIG SNAKES

>> No.18501236

>>18501204
I keep thinking the Jabberwock's mouth-tentacles do all sorts of silly stuff to ruin any attempt at seduction she might try.

>> No.18501238

Cross-eyed sight.
Mouth in the shape of an O, with a creeping uncontrollable smirk trying to sneak in.
Head thrown backwards in a sudden in a sudden burst of exitement.
Legs pointing straight into the air, with the feet extended to the best of their ability.
Arms completely frozen locked into place.
Hands attempting to grip themselvesto the closest thing as if their life depended on it
Sweat over a spasming body, which twitches uncontrollably with every jolt that runs through it
Sweat and tears mix together with juces from passionate love-making

Who is it?

>> No.18501262

>>18501238
My dragon wife after we played twister.

>> No.18501270

>>18501236
>A seductive Jabberwock that's smooth, mature, and silent
>Her two tentacles though speak like Alp writes their dialogue
>Despite her sexy body and demeanor is still a virgin to this day because of them

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>>18501091
Depends. If she’s a large dragon with a sizable horde, she might let it slide. If she’s a fairy dragon then it might become a crisis.

>> No.18501289

>>18501057
>>18501080
>>18501138
Now I have to pay for three different uniforms for my monster daughter's dance classes.

>> No.18501295

>>18501153
English when?

Also, is that just for red/fire, some specific region of, or all dragons?

>> No.18501299

>>18501276
I-I

Is that

I-Is that

Is that a Dragon-Fly?

>> No.18501305

>>18501299
Mere Insect

>> No.18501365

>>18501295
Just for Dragonia.

>> No.18501383

>>18501365
I wish I could go to Dragonia. Or the Desert Kingdom.

>> No.18501401

>>18501383
I just want to get an extra long spider beating stick, move to Zipangu and never leave. A hiking trip through the Mist Continent first might be fun though.

>> No.18501415

>>18501401
Zipangu would be nice. Dammit I just want my big tiddy monster harem!

>> No.18501419

>>18500954
Yeah man, I want that Amazon Healing Unicorn.

She's one hot habadab.

>> No.18501428

>>18501415
I don't think I could manage a harem, but I've got a list of girls I would gladly take (you know, one based on racist preconceptions but whatever).

>> No.18501430

>>18501428
What?

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>>18501276
I want to see the fairy convention non-regulars.

The Dragon-Fly, Wonderland Rocking-Horse-Fly, Succubus Fairy, 5'11 Amazonian, Microbat, and Fae Fairies.

>> No.18501451

>>18501430
I made a list of girls I like based solely on exaggerated and unreliable information made by one dude from limited experience rather than thinking on individual traits. Not really the best way to go about things but it'll work.

>> No.18501454

>>18501383
It would be fun to visit such place indeed, especially when wife is a dragon.

>> No.18501461

>>18501454
What if the man has no wife.

>> No.18501465

>>18501091
>what does a Dragon mom do when upon reviewing her hoard she notices that a gold coin is missing?

She remembers how it was so hot at the beach, and she was so thirsty, that she spent it on a semen soda.

It was her best friend and she spent it.

Then she cries.

>> No.18501469

>>18501430
Each of the encyclopedia entries are on individuals. Personalities, appearances, mannerisms and preferences vary across a species so saying that all members are a certain way is presumptive. For example, It might be universal that Dark Mages are very lewd due to how they’re created, but it would dead wrong to say that they’re all ss shota fuckers

>> No.18501470

>>18501461
Then he gets one there. If he is a fighter the chances of him getting at least one girl are 101%

>> No.18501498

>>18501470
Unless he has another girl in mind, in which case he'll coincidentally happen across a suspicious merchant wishing to sell him numerous dragon-related trinkets.

Demon Lord help that girl if it's a salamander and anon ends up buying a potion of dragon strength and virility

>> No.18501503

>>18501469
You realize the shota thing is only something the thread made up and isn't even part of the entry, right?

>> No.18501519

>>18501276
Seeing a pocket sized Dragon scold her even smaller daughters over them stealing a coin would be cute enough to cause a heart attack.

>> No.18501534

>>18501503
That proves his point even further.

>> No.18501545

>>18501519
Impregnating a pocket sized Dragons seems fun.

>> No.18501569

>>18501545
I wanna give her a hoard of chocolate coins!

>> No.18501573

>>18501545
Dragons are the great rulers of the earth who excel at everything including stretching.

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>"Don't worry about finding a princess, sweetie. Mama will glady be your queen. I'll be whatever you desire~"

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Onis.

>> No.18501594

>>18501573
Even a normal sized one would be fun to impregnate and stretch. I can imagine mine would do her best to resist being too lewd.

>> No.18501596

>>18501574
i want a graped pharaoh

>> No.18501600

>>18501574
You're not my mom.

>> No.18501606

>>18501469
I thought the encyclopedia entries were based on the general qualities of a species that individuals would vary from.

>> No.18501611

>>18501600
No, but she can be.

Actually, this. Makes me wonder to what extent God Voice can control someone's mind...

>> No.18501617

>>18501591
That's not an oni, that's a ship.

>> No.18501621

>>18501611
I suppose she can "adopt" a slave.

>> No.18501622 [DELETED] 

is there a guide or a forum for unist noobs

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>>18501617
Why can't she be both?

>> No.18501635

>>18501621
Nothing like a son-husband raised to be the perfect man for the mother-wife who in turn molded herself for him.

>> No.18501638

>>18501622
Everyone point and laugh at this man for this foolish mistake.

>> No.18501640

>>18501633
Because she already needs to be my wife.
Even monster girls can only be so many things at once.

>> No.18501649

>>18501606
They are. Manticores are generally aggressive, but individuals may vary, for example.

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I remember years ago someone posted a cyberpunk monstergirl story here. Does anyone remember what it was? I remember the main character being an augmented Ryu.

>> No.18501662

>>18501606
As far as "general qualities" means anything. Probably more than with people at least. Physical appearances are just one individual though, can't tell much from that aside from what's mentioned in the text.

>> No.18501663

>>18501574
I'm not sure if I'd rather be adopted by a Pharaoh, a Vampire or a Dark Mage.

>> No.18501664

>>18501611
>the desert is either being fought over by a mind controlling mummy and a drugging lamia
Huh. Khepris may just be the way to go

>> No.18501674

>>18501664
To be fair, that particular pharaoh sounds batshit and the apophis dethroning her may be onto something. Khepris are generally pretty good though.

>> No.18501678

>>18501611
>Adult anon walking home from the store.
>A white unmarked van slowly pulls up next to him and rolls down the window, revealing a Pharaoh.
>"Why are you walking home? Mommy can give you a ride"
>He just gets in, no questions asked.
Scary.

>> No.18501679
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>>18501574
>a lucky young lad discovers a freshly awoken CC Pharaoh in an empty temple
>healing and lewdness ensues

>> No.18501690

>>18501591
Why does that whit snake part remind me of CHOMP slightly? I wanted to repress this memories.

>> No.18501693

>>18501651
ELH wrote it. Don't recall the name.

>> No.18501708

>>18501611
Shr can't control the mind but she can control the body. If she ordered him to act like her son he might be weirded out but his body would move on its own.

>> No.18501717

>>18501678
kind of hot i wanna go on a candy run just to end up in a pharaoh kingdom

>> No.18501733

>>18501708
What variety of horror is that? I want to say body horror, but that's a slightly different thing, isn't it?

>> No.18501738

>>18501733
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplePuppets

>> No.18501752

>>18501708
>Anon is controlled by a smug Pharaoh Bully's God Voice and is forced to do all sorts of errands and chores for her and her posse as they laugh at him.
>One day all her friends are out with a cold so she's left all alone with anon.
>"Hey anon, I just had a funny idea. What if I made you kiss me?"
>"It's nothing serious anon, just me stealing your first kiss. It's just a stupid kiss nothing serious ahahahhahahaaa."
>"Wait, why are you moving? I didn't give you an order! Wait! Anon wai-mmf!"
>"mmm-plah! You! You took my first kiss!"
>"...Do it again. DO IT AGAIN."
>The next week, the Pharaoh's friends return to find her clinging to anon's side calling him her boyfriend."

>> No.18501754

>>18501611
You can resist the orders if:
>in the case when one rejects the content of the orders from the bottom of their heart.
Basically she can’t make you do anything you are completely abhorred by.

>> No.18501766
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Fucking Succuvirus on one of the bigger boards right now.

>> No.18501780
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18501780

How do you like your horns?

>> No.18501781

>>18501766
Who opened notavirus.png.exe this time?

>> No.18501792

>>18501780
SATAN, GIVE ME STRENGHT.

>> No.18501793

>>18501766
ALWAYS

>> No.18501797

Bengal Jinko just wants to be your cute wife, regardless of her size.

>> No.18501807

>>18501780
Multiple type A.

>> No.18501810

>No demon secretary who goes in your same workplace

>> No.18501821

>>18501780
The swept back ones that draenei have.

>> No.18501825

>>18501752
>HFW she does give the order and you don't obey
This kills the pharaoh.

>> No.18501831

>>18501780
YES YES YES YES

YES YES YES YES

YES YES YES YES


YES ALL OF THEM

>> No.18501851

>>18501679
>>healing
?

>> No.18501863

>>18501793
I WANNA BE WITH YOU

>> No.18501895

>>18501863
Rainbow unicorn monster girl when?
Rainbow bicorn monster girl when it gets corrupted when?

>> No.18501901

>>18501895
>spoiler
DELTE

>> No.18501926
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18501926

>>18499597
The Ice Queen would make angsty, rebellious Glacies who make towns cold and pressure local businesses for "heating bills"

>> No.18501935

>>18501895
remove bicorn

>> No.18501937

>>18499236
>"A bigger dick? Typical males, won't stop until you could use it like a flagpole."
>'Well, it doesn't need to be that bi-'
>"Oh, it won't at first but it will be. First its an inch or two, then a couple, and then eventually you have me pinned too the bed with a monster that you're wielding."
>'Before what?'
>Lich-san hasn't raised her voice or changed her tone but she's speaking faster now.
>"You'd lay it flat on my chest and force me to increase my chest size so I can properly work around it, my mouth barely able to fit around the tip, suckling at whatever comes out like it's the abrosia of the gods."
>'Wha-'
>"OR you're use my rear perhaps, filling it utterly and pumping me with so many loads that I'd have to make sure that I'm able to hold it without any trouble other than my ability to walk."
>Anon is silent but Lich-san is going, her spell-closed as she focuses on nothing in particular.
>"Or you'll bully my womb perhaps, shoving it into me until I'd have enough fuel to cast kingdom changing spells, swelling me until it looks like I'm to term with the dozen or so kids I'd probably have conceived by that point, pulling out with a pop as you try to decide if you want to use the rest of me till I'm nothing more than a well used, seed filled lump of.... -oh-...."
>Lich-san quivers slightly, her expression still neutral before letting out a little cough and turning back to anon, the man awkwardly standing there as she opens her book.
>"How many inches were you asking for? I'm certain I could humor a little bit of your perverted fantasies for a while."

>> No.18501946

>>18501153
Yes and she even wants to go work as a guide incognito to find a hubby quicker.

>> No.18501951

>>18501937
I'm absolutely going to bully every hole that Lich has available!

>> No.18501960

>>18501951
Anon no!
You act like she wants it!

>> No.18501965

>>18501946
Ojou monsters going undercover sounds fun. Especially if they can't suppress their ohhohohoho's.

>> No.18501970

>>18501960
Of course she wants it, every monster girl wants it!

>> No.18501982

>>18501970
You wouldn't turn your teacher into a cumbloated, heart-pupiled mess!
It's not dignified!

>> No.18501983

>>18501937
That Lich needs to be more careful about what she reveals.

>> No.18501988

I guess a pops must be immune to God Voice, huh? Otherwise any pharaoh could defeat them by giving the one command no MG abhors: GO FIND A MAN. Of course, she'd then have to remind her Anubis that she wasn't talking to her. Unfortunately.

>>18501937
"Twelve. Extra."

>> No.18501989

>>18501901
>>18501935
>not wanting a rainbow bicorn

>> No.18502001

>>18501983
It's purely a theoretical.
Don't read into it.

>>18501988
Just ignore that slight shiver when you say that, its just your imagination and not her being lewd.

>> No.18502032

>>18501982
Dignity can suck a fat one! I'm going to pump Lich-san so full of cum that she'll look nine months pregnant!

>> No.18502039

>>18501988
I'm pretty sure god voice effects vary depending on your will.

>> No.18502049

>>18502032
Well, just don't be surprise when she drunkenly slurs that she "Knew this would happen."

>> No.18502060

>>18502039
I don't think I have a strong will. Especially if she was a certain kind of Pharaoh.

>> No.18502062

>>18502049
But will she expect me to give her a nice kiss an carry her to bed with me?

>> No.18502068

>>18501825
You need to have hero-tier willpower to resist though. Average humans would kneel from the sight of the Pharaoh alone.

>> No.18502081

>>18502001
"Oh hey, if my dick was a foot longer I could probably blow mys--"
"Maybe just six."
And then she makes it extra THICC instead.

>> No.18502086

>>18502068
What if I'm just really apathetic?

>> No.18502095

>>18502039
>>18502068
It does vary, but if she orders you to do something you revile from the bottom of your soul even a weak man won't do it. That's what makes your refusal really hurt.

>> No.18502096

>>18502060
It would depend on her too. It's not like a nerdy pharaoh would be able to make a big guy bow to her by stuttering "P-please be my slave!" with no confidence.

>> No.18502100

>>18502086
She canonically uses it to get lazybones into gear, so off you go.

>> No.18502111

>>18502096
Competent Pharaohs rule strong kingdoms, weak Pharaohs get graped.
It's natural selection.

>> No.18502112

>>18502086
its a lot more effort to resist than to go along with it

>> No.18502120

>>18502062
Maybe, maybe not.
Just don't wonder if she's blushing or not

>> No.18502123

>>18502100
But I'm not her slave, why does she care about some white boy being lazy?

>>18502112
So if I really have to go to the bathroom then I can resist her?

>> No.18502124

>>18502096
Meanwhile a Student Council President type could make you bow with just a glance.

>> No.18502135

>>18502120
I'm gonna tease her about it until she tells me exactly why she's blushing.

>> No.18502146

>>18502135
Hey, don't tease her too much, she's going to be pouting and awkwardly try to turn away from you, even if there's a bit more noise from her middle than there normally is.

>> No.18502159

>>18502111
>Natural selection
>The weak ones have more time to make little offspring that will still be protected and survive to adulthood to make more offspring
No sir, that is the opposite of natural selection. Unless getting graped is actually a pharaoh's position of power because she's absolved of responsibility...

>> No.18502160

>>18502146
I'd tease her in front of a whole classroom if I had to.

>> No.18502175

>>18502124
What if I'm a really bad delinquent?

>> No.18502185

>>18502159
A graped pharaoh (or her daughter) has no kingdom.
A pharaoh without a kingdom and no willpower is a fancy-looking mummy.

>> No.18502194

>>18502124
I want to suck up to her and be her lackey!

>> No.18502200

>>18502175
You're getting some personal punishment.

>> No.18502212

>>18502185
Imagine how mad a pharaoh would get upon hearing that she isn't worth the Apophis'>>18502175
time.

>> No.18502214

>>18502200
That lame stick in the mud won't scare me with her stupid punishments!

>> No.18502215

>>18502185
Hear, Hear

>> No.18502231
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18502231

>>18502185
>No Wight Pharaoh to lead us into a new age

k...

>> No.18502237

>>18502214
She's going to make you dress properly and speak formally.

>> No.18502252

>>18502237
So how is she going to manage that, huh?

>> No.18502256

>>18502231
Isn't the Pharoah already basically a brown Wight?

>> No.18502258

>>18502185
Remember, natural selection is about reproductive success, not life success. A pharaoh in a hut with time to make three (relatively healthy) kids in rags is more successful than the busy pharaoh in the palace with one kid in silk robes.

>> No.18502259

>>18502252
God voice, plus she has you bike.

>> No.18502262

>>18502212
Don't know how that reply got there.

>> No.18502277

>>18502259
Delinquents have a natural resistance to god voices!

>> No.18502281

>>18502231
>A Pharaoh/royal type mamono will never crown herself queen of your country

I guess it would be an Ice Queen rather than a Pharaoh for my country. Speaking of, it seems Europe is getting hammered by Ice Queen shenanigans right now

>> No.18502283

>>18502256
She looks to be a brown mummy with a snake instead of more bandages that is slightly less retarded to me.

>> No.18502289

>>18502258
We're talking about Pharaohs though, not mummies.

>> No.18502290

>>18502283
This makes me want a down on her luck, extra meaty pharoah who's been deposed and now must wear a small set of bandages and nothing else.

>> No.18502293

>>18502277
I laughed at that. Oh man, she'd have way too much fun pretending to use her powers on you just to have you get all smug and haughty. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

>> No.18502294

>>18502290
I want to help her regain her kingdom

>> No.18502296
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>>18502111
>Didn't you mother tell you not to let strangers in?

>> No.18502299

>>18502283
I mean the Pharoah is basically the same as the Wight, being a powerful ruler brought back from the dead.

>> No.18502304

>>18501766
What the fuck is Succuvirus and what does it do?

>> No.18502309

>>18502293
By the time she starts to really use her god voice I will have already enacted my plan to run away.

>> No.18502321

I've said this before and I'll say it again, the Pharaoh for me is one that is basically like Satsuki from Kill la Kill.

>> No.18502322

>>18502304
Please leave forever.

>> No.18502326

>>18502309
Free bike for her, I guess.

>> No.18502332

>>18502296
Apophis deserve spankings.

Unfortunately, they don't have buttocks, which makes them factually inferior to their brown-skinned egyptian rivals.

>> No.18502334
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18502334

I kind of want to hit the manliest guys around with a temporary Alp curse just to see how they'd handle it.

>> No.18502339

>>18502321
Well then I want a Salamander that's like Ryuko

>> No.18502342

>>18502326
I'm gonna call her a nigger.

>> No.18502344

>>18502334
>Hitting on guys while pretending to be a girl
No homo, right anon?

>> No.18502348

>>18502326
>Student Council President with a motorbike
Where have I heard of this before?
>>18502339
Superb taste.

>> No.18502350

>>18502334
Fuck off you faggot.

>> No.18502356

>>18502294
A revolutionary, are ye lad?

>> No.18502363

>>18502342
Not a good idea.

>> No.18502364

>>18502321
Sounds pretty nice

>> No.18502375
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18502375

>>18502356
More like a loyalist. Glory to the Pharaoh!

>> No.18502376

>>18502363
>>18502326
>>18502342
>the total amount of happiness in the world increased

>> No.18502390

>>18502364
Oh it is very nice, especially when you play the throne.

>> No.18502409

>>18502390
>She still does her really stern commands even when you are the throne
>instantly cum

>> No.18502433

>>18502409
Yes that's the perfect life. Her stern voice would be like music to my ears.

>> No.18502444

i wish mgs were real, i feel like im in fucking overdrive right now

>> No.18502448

>>18502332
What happens when the Apophis becomes the Pharoah's snek?

>> No.18502452
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18502452

>>18502334
>Massive alp throws you around in bed like a pillow.
>still likes to cuddle
On the contrary
>bookish alp
>such a deviant druella is impressed.

>> No.18502469

>>18502452
Idhonestly expect the second one, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

>> No.18502478

>>18502433
Must be a really militaristic kingdom

>> No.18502483

>>18502478
Oh you should see the Anubis.

>> No.18502487

>>18502448
World conquest


>>18502483
Anubis in military uniform!

>> No.18502499
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18502499

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-pQsoTL9c

>No stylish fight with baroness golem

>> No.18502501

>>18502444
Sentient cars are chasing you?

>> No.18502509

>>18502487
It's more of a school uniform/military uniform.

>> No.18502565

Kikimoras off on a shopping trip for their master looking at a guy with disgust as he tries to hit on one of them!

>> No.18502577

>>18502565
Pharaoh going on a shopping trip and being confused over ketchup and catsup.

>> No.18502601

>>18502565
>"So, come here often? Hows about you shake that featherduster my way, babe?"
>*Angry russian*
>"W-wha?"
>*Snarling, hissing, angry russian*

>> No.18502604

>>18502577
Wurm off on a shopping spree and being confused over why the humans were chasing her in cars with bright lights of blue and red across town.

>> No.18502678

>>18497843
Pls don't hurt yourself anon

>> No.18502683

>>18502601
>Angry Russian
Man, the language sounds angry enough when it's neutral, that'd be scary, especially if they were in their casual tracksuit uniform.

>> No.18502693

>>18502601
>Kiki has perfectly refined British accent at all times
>has to stop herself from slipping into her Russian accent when angry and during sex

>> No.18502711
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18502711

I was to nibble an alp's tail while groping her growing tits and fingering her wet baby-maker

>> No.18502737

>>18502678
That was quite some hours ago but I did lose some weight already so it's too late. I just can't bring myself to eat anymore.
I will however commission cute monster girl. Genki Sylphs, Dragon wife and Kesaran Pasaran cheerleaders are definitely on my list though!

>> No.18502760
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18502760

>>18502711
>ejaculating inside a succubus' vagina will result in the release of such a huge volume of semen that it's incomparable to the situation of being with a human woman, or masturbation, etc. Along with a lengthy ejaculation, a man will experience a feeling like he's being completely sucked dry, and they say it's even possible for an additional climax and ejaculation to occur while in the middle of ejaculation.

Yo dawg, we heard you like ejaculations so we put an ejaculation in your ejaculation so you can jizz while you jizz.

>> No.18502782
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>Big sister turns into a monster girl/Was one all along

yay or nay?

>> No.18502786
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18502786

>>18502760
Best succ incoming.

>> No.18502793

>>18502782
Not my real big sister, so I only approve of a fictional one.

>> No.18502805
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18502805

>>18502786
>Best succ
But there's no demons in that picture.

>> No.18502816

>>18502782
>"Hey lil' bro~ Wanna try something fun?"
>"You're gonna run like the little soldier trainee you are, and I'm gonna chase you~"
>"And when I catch you, I'm gonna act on the feelings I've been repressing since we were kids and rape you."

>> No.18502821

>>18502782
I only have a little sister. I love her as a sister but I’ll never understand siscons. It’s disgusting to even imagine being sexual with the same person you used to wipe the shit off their ass.

>> No.18502833

>>18502821
This, but unironically.

>> No.18502835

>>18502821
>I’ll never understand siscons
It's easy: don't have a sister in real life.

>> No.18502863 [SPOILER] 
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18502863

>tfw still haven't looked up nightgaunt profile so no idea what her gimmick is

I think I've hit peak laziness.

>> No.18502865

>>18502786
>Best succ
Onaholes already exist in real life.

>> No.18502877
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18502877

>>18502863

>> No.18502879

>>18502863
She's basically a succubus rape victim.

>> No.18502891

>>18502805
That looks atrocious. How about you save actual good art from the wiki if you're going to spam it throughout each thread?

>> No.18502904

>>18502863
I would hug that bug

>> No.18502922

>>18502863
A succubus with crippling anxiety.

>> No.18502939

>>18502821
I have an older sister and she is pretty lewd, walking around on her panties and I've heard her masturbating more than enough times but I don't feel anything sexual towards her though.

>> No.18502945

>>18502922
There are probably already normal Succubi out there that get anxious yet don't have that transformation baggage like Nightgaunts.

>> No.18502966
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18502966

>>18502945
No Anon, you don't get it.

Night-Gaunts are on a whole different level according to thread estimates.

>> No.18503034
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>> No.18503038

>>18502966
How are they supposed to get boyfriends then?

>> No.18503039

>>18499387
Well her true form would kill you with it's mere presence so she has to dial it back a bit and live on the moon.

>> No.18503053

>>18503038
>>18502877

>> No.18503065

>>18502786
It's true.

>> No.18503068

>>18503034
maybe it's the lack of shading on her face but it looks off.

>> No.18503077

>>18503038
They target them when they're young and vulnerable, carry them off away from their homes without saying a thing and tickle them enough until the children rape them in return.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightgaunt
>>18502877

>> No.18503078

>>18502945
It's not baggage it's a fetish.

>> No.18503079

>>18503038
They snatch people up in the night and take them on a wild ride.

>> No.18503092

>>18502835
>>18502833
>>18502821
Don’t worry. Mamanomana will have you eating that ass out in no time! I hope that’s sarcasm

>> No.18503099

>>18503079
But i want off the ride.

>> No.18503102

>>18503077
Night Gaunts don't specifically target children. Just because she is based of something that Lovecraft had nightmares about as a child doesn't mean it's shota shit.

>> No.18503117

>>18503102
dont really see nervous wrecks looking for someone to cling to kidnapping kids either

>> No.18503127

>>18503117
Nervous wrecks tend to cling to cute and weak things.

>> No.18503128

>>18503102
>shota shit
Memehate

>> No.18503140

>>18503102
>>18503117

>>18503127's right you know?

>> No.18503144

>>18503127
This is wrong and can be seen here.

>> No.18503151

>>18503127
Yeah but they're literally incapable of acting on their own once they have a man, so them plus a shota equal a big ball of useless.

>> No.18503154

>>18503117
That's the point they aren't their source material. stop adding shota thread canon shit because you want to make them more like what KC based them on.

>> No.18503168

>>18503127
If that was the case everyone would love lolis, but nope. Nervous wrecks prefer someone who can handle themselves and their partners.

>> No.18503182

>>18503151
>Implying they aren't the archetypal Straight Alpha Chad Shota-maker of MGE.
All of their husbands literally become unrepentant booty-raping monsters, shota or not.

>> No.18503191
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>> No.18503208
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18503208

So can Chaos girls sneak their husbands into the theater and only pay for one ticket?

>> No.18503215

Whats up with some people's addiction to shotas?

>> No.18503218

>>18503208
Realistically, they would probably teach employees to see through that.

>> No.18503232

>>18503208
>"Hey cmon babe, lets get a two for one to see this new flick! I've been dying to see it!"
>"...O-o... kay..."
>"Great!! Just pretend it's just you and I'll go real slow so you don't give it away!"
>...
>"S-sin... gle tick... for... for..."
>"Maam, is something wrong?"
>"H... n.... o-one... ticket..."
My wife is cute and its okay if she's not so good at social stuff!

>> No.18503244

>>18503215
I don't actually care much about shotas.

Truly, one of the few reasons why I like it is because I like the moment when they grow and become taller, and stronger and more protective of the girls that once coddled them, and give them back what they have sowed.

>> No.18503261
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18503261

Consider the following. Surrender to the Hoof Kingdom.

>> No.18503262

>>18503232
>Actually being able to articulate words in-front of people who are not her husband.
What meme is this.

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>>18503261
But that's a mecha musume.

>> No.18503292

>>18503261
In your dreams! Or mine. Nightmare pls.

>> No.18503295

>>18503274
She identifies with the Hoof Kingdom.

Kind of like how some degenerate Pegasus identify with the filthy Bird Kingdom.

>> No.18503297

>>18503262
The profile only says that they look like dead fish to other people, not that they can't speak.

>> No.18503299

>>18503262
>Thats not even what she's saying, its just what she thinks she's saying
>Meanwhile the tears start to well up and she starts shivering
>Her husband, feeling bad and figuring there are more important things than a discount, lovingly starts raping her in all her orifices at once while pulling her in tight against him
>"Aww, shucks babe. Don't worry, it's alright. We'll get two tickets to the least popular movie right now, thanks. Cmon babes, let's go get in the back row, just you and me!"
>"T...than... ..."
>"Aww, don't mention it babes."

>> No.18503329
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>>18503297
Dead fish
Can't speak

My headcanon says that they barely speak at all, but their husband can perfectly tell what they feel and are trying to say after passing so much time connected and hanging out with them.

>> No.18503382
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>> No.18503400
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>>18503382
>tfw literally cannot care about any Alaraunes
>Unless they dress and act like Poison Ivy

Am I the problem or the Alaraunes?

>> No.18503407

>>18503400
There aren't any plant types worth talking about yet.

>> No.18503410
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>>18503400
It's obviously you.

>> No.18503429

>>18503400
Green onis are just ogres.

>> No.18503448
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>> No.18503451
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>> No.18503456

>>18503448
What is this creature?

>> No.18503484
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18503484

Into what kind of monster would paladin chan turn into?

>> No.18503490

>>18503448
>her airsac puffs up a bit when she pouts
Would be cute to have a Paolumu imouto

>> No.18503496

>>18503451
They failed to properly capture her natural bedroom eyes. How disappointing.

>> No.18503499
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18503499

>>18503484

>> No.18503510

>>18503484
Jorou-Gumo.

>> No.18503539

>>18503490
A cute.
Would bully lovingly

>> No.18503554

>>18503400
>be student council lackey that does the jobs they don't want to do themselves
>they send you to take care of the three oni delinquents because they are in your class, and for some reason your responsibility
>after school you find them out behind the gym and kindly ask them to be little less disruptive
>they rape you right there for hours
>the next day, you drag your bruised pelvis out of bed and go to school expecting those three to be there to make fun of you
>they're actually waiting out front with their uniforms to code
>the walk with you to class saying you can't be late for lesson and they actually pay attention in class
>ask them what's up after school
>they can't stay in the same class as their new boyfriend if the get held back, can they?

>> No.18503563

I want to take monster girls and corrupt them further. I'm talking dark matter enemas twice a day, every day until that nice, quiet Holstaur girl has red skin, black sclera with white irises, horns that would look more at home on a Demon and is so ultra fertile that the only time she's not pregnant from that point forward is in the time she's recuperating after giving birth.

>> No.18503582

>>18503554
Why would I want anything to do with a group of girls that had assaulted me not even a week before?

>> No.18503587
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18503587

I want to show my momster I've grown big and strong

>> No.18503595

>>18503582
Because monster pussy feels too good?

>> No.18503603

>>18503563
Sounds like you just want a tittymonster demon

>> No.18503615

>>18503595
I don't know if it's that good.

>> No.18503622

>>18503603
That was just an example.
What would you say about a Kitsune with ten tails, pure white skin, red eyes and claws?

>> No.18503625

>>18503554
I don't recall them asking to be my girlfriends.

>> No.18503644

>>18503622
>ten
Sorry, anything Naruto can take a goddamn hike.

>> No.18503654

>>18503625
Aggresive monsters don't really ask a man to be theirs, it just sorta happens whether either party initially wanted it or not

>> No.18503656

>>18503644
Are you mentally retarded?

>> No.18503668

>>18503261
I just realized I'd actually be fine with robot pussy but not horse pussy.

>> No.18503675

>>18503622
As a puritan mofu slut, I firmly believe no fox should have more than nine tails, even if she's carrying around enough energy to turn a place the size of New York City into a demon realm in a matter of seconds

>> No.18503688

>>18503654
I appreciate when they ask for consent first, even if they have no intention of letting you get away regardless.

>> No.18503697
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18503697

>tfw you will never detach your Automa-nee's arms and legs and use her as a daki while you take a nap

>> No.18503705

>>18503644
>>18503675
Its very possible to have ten mofu tails.

>> No.18503706

>>18503697
Not very keen on amputee stuff of any kind.

>> No.18503709

>>18497638
>Ancient vampire queen runs away from her royal duties and dons the disguise of a mortal, walking around the bakery districts and restaurants absolutely sopping wet
>"H-haah... M-my, how devious and degenerate. I thought garlic on bread was the worst of it, but look at what dastardly things these hairless apes think of, a flatbread with a topping of nothing but garlic cheese [slutty panting intensifies ] I... I must have a slice."

>> No.18503710

>>18503705
If and only if you're the kinda kid who thinks slapping infinity onto something makes it cooler.

>> No.18503714

>>18503688
>"we're gonna fuck you now, is that cool?"
>"n-no."
>"noted."
>they start raping you

>> No.18503718

>>18503697
Hot.

>> No.18503721

>>18503706
It's fine to feel that way, but I imagine there are others who feel differently

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>>18503697
>You will never be a young boy with an Automaton caretaker that loves cats
Man, that little kid is lucky.

>> No.18503740

>>18503714
I'm gonna make their lives miserable.

>> No.18503746

>>18503740
A suitable penance, husband.

>> No.18503761

>>18503746
I'm going to make them divorce me.

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>>18503725
>caretaker
More like lover, big sister, and mother. All in one simulacrum monster mojo enhanced package.

>> No.18503777

>>18503767
Well what about her Jinko friend? Or the Manticore cumdump

>> No.18503785

>>18503725
>"OH boy! Time for adventure!!!"
>"Scanning."

>> No.18503788

Would young monstergirls enjoy (artificially) semen flavored foods?

>> No.18503795
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>>18503785
Looks like she found something for young master.

>> No.18503798

>>18503777
I don't know about the last one but if the jinko proves herself, she'll be upgraded from pet to co-wife.

>> No.18503800

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that oni are dangerous when flustered, especially when wearing frilly dresses.

>> No.18503805

>>18503798
Don't worry about the last one. It's just Automanee making a Manticore that nicked her young master with one of her spines pay forgiveness.

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>>18503448
Do her airsacs functioon like this now?

>> No.18503832

>>18503805
That sounds bad.
You know what would make up for it?

Letting young master rub her neck fluff

>> No.18503836

>>18503830
My guess?
Yes.

>> No.18503838

>>18503832
>rub her neck fluff
But that's a marriage proposal to Manticores!

>> No.18503842

>>18503838
I thought grabbing them by the tail was considered a marriage proposal? Touching her fluff without asking just seems rude.

>> No.18503843

>>18503795
>"Species: Jinko. Disposition: Serious, calm. Diet: Carnivorous, wild animal, etc..."
>("Wow, big kitty!")
>"-a proud race of beastmen with the characteristics of the tiger. They are fighters with dauntless courage who are strong of body and pure of mind. Observe the abdomen, master."
>"Wow! Cool! Whoa, she's making weird noises when I scratch her tummy!"
>"That is called "Chuffing", master. A sharp puffing sound generated in the larynx that can have a variety of different meanings. Jinkos seem to operate within a 'heat' system, in which at certain points of the year they will-"
>("Hehe! Kitty kitty, pet the kitty~")
>"-In particular, this individual seems to be due for it's heat cycle. Would Master like to see a demonstration?"
>GAO?!

>> No.18503845

>>18503838
Then she can't just go around pricking people with spines.
Automanee had to spend a whole two hours calming down her otouto.

Besides, can that manticore really say no to that young masters eager face and angry sister/automaton?

>> No.18503852
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>Adventure Automanee
>Hair is done up in a simple ponytail using a special Demon Realm flower as a hairband
>Skirt armor is now comprised of a demonic silver crinoline styled frame that expands and retracts to decent lengths
>Covered in the most insulated, stretchy demon realm animal hide possible at that
>And can even now be used as components for a surprisingly spacious tent
>Forehead crest can be used to illuminate dark areas
>A zipline/hookshot replaces her arm gun
>Uses a shoulder mounted bow & arrow and demonic silver machetes in their place
>All to ensure the little ones safety

>> No.18503854

>>18503845
>Besides, can that manticore really say no to that young masters eager face
Y--
>and angry sister/automaton?
N-no...

>> No.18503862

>>18503842
The neck fluff is a very intimate place for Manticores, grabbing their tails is just asking for rape.

>>18503845
>angry automaton sister
I don't think she would have to option to refuse. I guess she could let a cute kid fool around for a little bit.
But only if she gets a promise that he has to marry her once he's grown up.

>> No.18503870

>>18503843
Automanee is too lewd! Heat cycles are not something a young boy should know about!

>> No.18503875

>>18503870
>T H E B O Y M U S T L E A R N

>> No.18503881

>>18503854
A wise move.
Demon Silver or not, a siege shell to the chest sucks.

>>18503862
That boy would be saying yes before she could even fully finish.

>"Young master, I shall file the paper-work for you to have multiple wives upon returning."
>'M-multiple wives? How many girls does this kid ha-"
>Cue Jinko-san with a ribbon in her hair and a bow on her tail walking past.

>> No.18503882

>>18503843
>Automanee downloaded the Monster Girl Encyclopedia prior to leaving for her adventure with young master
Cute

>> No.18503891

>>18503875
But he hasn't even hit puberty yet! Right now his life should be pure and innocent.

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>>18503870
No better way to learn about natomy & physiology than with first-hand experience. Little shota better prepare for an extreme close-up.

>> No.18503898

>>18503881
>Siege shell
They used those for battering emplacements and killing heavily armored vehicles! Talk about overkill. She needs to switch to smaller rounds so she can carry more boolits.

>> No.18503899

>>18503881
I bet she's going to be shocked once she stops by one day during his teenage years and find out his Automaton sister brought home a Kakuen because her master asked if they liked bananas.

>> No.18503904

>>18503895
But what if he starts feeling weird things? This is far too soon to be exposed to such lewdness!

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>>18503881
I'm very curious how Automanee would handle a run in with a Shoggoth.
It would only happen if they somehow adventured very, very far south, or came across an abandoned mansion in NotNew England.
>"Oooh, a haunted house! Let's check it o-"
>"Young Master- I am designated to allow you to explore per your father's instructions, but I am also designated to protect you. I must very strongly recommend we stay away from that house."
>"Aww cmon onee-san, you can handle anything we come across! I wanna meet a ghost!"
>"...Very well, master- However, I must insist I go first."
>"Aww, okay..."
>"Hmmhmm~ He's here~"

>> No.18503917

>>18503913
I bet she'd be putty to the young master once he calls her a cute nickname like Shoggy.

>> No.18503929

>>18503904
>Detecting an increase in body temperature. Hormone levels are also rising.
>Master's body has also begun to respond accordingly. This is an ideal situation to study the Jinko's mating habits.

>> No.18503935

>>18503881
>Automa-nee dresses up the jinko in embarrassingly riduculous outfits the same way people dress up their pet cats, all for anon's amusement
>she's extremely embarrassed, yet happy when anon calls her cute
It'd been interesting to see her having accepted her position as pet cat after being held for so long. After all, they still feed her well, and anon always knows just where she likes to be scratched and petted

>> No.18503937

>>18503917
>"So you finally arrive, mast-"
>"Whoa! A sillyslime!"
>"...W.... a... t-tekeli what?"
>"You're a sillyslime! I remember reading about you in my book! Sillyslime who can make funny faces out of all of her parts and likes cleaning up messes! Can I see you smile please ma'am?"
>Every single piece of furniture suddenly gets a big goofy wavery smile like a schoolgirl who just heard her crush say 'I like you'
>"Y-Yes! I'm a sillyslime! Y-you can see me smile whenever you like, mastah!!!"
>Automanee silently and cautiously lowers her incinerator as she detects the threat level lower

>> No.18503938

>>18503929
Automanee is going to use that Jinko to make her brother a man!

>> No.18503948

>>18503937
That Shoggoth is going to make her mastah the happiest boy in the universe. She'll probably make him laugh by pulling pranks on Automanee and his Jinko friend.

>> No.18503958

>>18503948
I imagine that poor jinko would be the main target of those pranks after she finds out automanee has calculated five steps ahead of her

>> No.18503964

>>18503958
It's fine, the pranks will be completely harmless. Although replacing her underwear so she can tickle Jinko and how off her assets to her young mastah would be pretty embarrassing if she did it in public.

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>> No.18503980

>>18503976
Shit art.

>> No.18503981

>>18503976
How stupid and low effort can you get? Seriously, just fuck off already.

>> No.18503982

How would a Kikimora react if she overheard her master's mother tell him that he's a disappointment?

>> No.18503989

>>18503982
Slap.

>> No.18503991
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A-Awoo...

>> No.18503995

>>18503991
>sample
Fucking idiot.

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>>18497156
I guess if we're being technical here, pic related is also a monster girl.

>> No.18504003 [DELETED] 

Oh wonderful, this retard is back.

>> No.18504011

>>18503982
A kikimora is the very the picture of propriety. She would never dream of disrespecting the master's family. However, she would feel conflicted between continuing her own encouragements to help her master and understanding why they may not have been working as attendants. If her master had ever dryly compared her to his mother, that memory would suddenly take on a very bitter sting to it.

>> No.18504029

>>18503964
>jinko just casually sitting on the couch getting tummy rubs from anon
>suddenly two slits open on the front of her shirt, letting her nipple pop out
>she panics and uses her arms to cover herself
>then an unzipping sound can be heard and her pants start crawling down her legs
>she grabs them with one hand, trying to keep her womanhood from being left exposed, but they slip through her fingers like water
>finally she just covers anon's eyes to protect his innocence

>> No.18504039

>>18504029
But what if grabbing anon causes his hands to touch her naughty bits? If Jinko has poor self control she might do something really lewd.

>> No.18504069

>>18504039
>surprised anon accidentally grabs two handfuls of big fat tiger tats
>"Wah! Kitty, what are these they feel really soft."
>jinko is trying to hold back moans as she tells anon to stop
>"There are little, hard things too."
>jinko is dangerously on the verge of cumming as anon starts tweaking her nipples
The only thing that could save her now is automanee showing up to help her out of this situation

>> No.18504071

>>18503997
Elves are """humanoids"""

>> No.18504076

>>18504069
I don't know, knowing Automanee she would probably encourage her master while explaining exactly what he's touching. Jinko is going to be taking a very cold shower and having a long talk with Shog.

>> No.18504104

>>18503329
I wish the manga didn't get progressively shittier, I loved the original concept.

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>>18503991
Hellhounds are the best!

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>Would you like something to drink?

>> No.18504112

>>18503400
I would like to just take a moment to point out that Blue has, objectively, the best possible hairstyle a female could have.

Thank you for your time. Enjoy your evening.

>> No.18504113

>>18504111
no thanks

>> No.18504119

>>18504109
Would you want a Hellhound to pin you down in an alley and kiss you all over as a prize for catching you before throwing you over her shoulder and hauling you back home to wrap you up in a blanket and snuggle with you while watching a movie she gets to choose?
And don't ask about the snu-snu that's a given.

>> No.18504123

>>18504112
That's a weird way to spell green.

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>>18504119
absolutely

>> No.18504138

I want to pour hot wax all over a loli Kiki's bare flat chest!

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>>18504113
But it tastes really good!

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>>18504119
Yes

>> No.18504144

>>18504119
I'd want this but I don't like hellhounds. They are too femdom for me and I don't like paws

>> No.18504147

>>18503400
>"Oi, why we gotta listen to this shrimpdick again?"
>"Because we've got, like, two strikes already and if we get expelled mom'll totally kill us."
>"...How do you know it's small? Do you have evidence?"
>"Why're you asking her Aori? Wait, ohmygod do you have a crush on the class rep?"
>"...That's none of your business Midori."
>"Oh GOD you do~! You hear that Akane? Aori has a crush on the class rep!"
>"...Mido-chan, ya' do know he just walked in the room right?"
>"...!"
>"Wow, Aori's even redder than you big sis."

>> No.18504155

>>18504071
The pic you're quoting about is a dragon anon, a mentally-handicapped half dragon.

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>tfw you wil never be the only male farm hand on a holst dairy farm
I just want to milk them all by hand every day

>> No.18504173

>>18504147
>anon says hi and big blue stutters a response
>it's a good thing her mask hides the dopey smile she has on right now

>> No.18504205

>>18504165
Just imagine the first night getting the job explanation from the shortstack freckled Tanuki who runs the place.
>"Now anon, ya'll're gonna have to understand something working here. We got Weresheep that need shearin', we got Holsts and Minos that need milkin', we got plenty of fruits and vegetables need harvestin' and we've got mah least favorite part, the paperwork fer distributin'."
>"Understandably this is a pretty big job, 'specially for a city boy like you. The girls might not trust ya right now. So..."
>"We're gonna have to make sure the girls have a pretty deep bond with ya~"
>At this point anon notices a long line of farm girls going out the door and notices that the room is filling with a pink haze.
>"And it juuust so happens tonight is that pretty full moon that gets all us monstergirls right riled up, so ah took the liberty of gettin' some mothman dust that this room is fillin' up with and we're gonna run a train on ya. Don't bother tryin' to get away, it's too late and ah've got first dibs~"
>As anon collapses onto the bed he was sitting on his vision is suddenly full of the sight of a Tanuki with firm abs and fat tits sitting on his chest.
>"I'm gonna enjoy this~ And I know mah sister's gonna love this fat city cock too~ Benefits of havin' an Echidna mom, y'know."
>As she slowly starts scooting down anon remembers that the Tanuki was talking to a massive Hellhound before she came to talk to him.
>And then she hilts herself on his dick and starts a twelve hour long farmgirl fuck train

>> No.18504207
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18504207

>sign here Sir

>> No.18504211

>>18502782
Nay. Especially since she’s my half sister and mentally challenged.

>> No.18504213

>>18504207
I want to secretly add an amendment that will make the loli Demon my bondage slave before I sign it!

>> No.18504225

>>18504211
What if she was merely pretending to be retarded?

>> No.18504227
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>>18504213
You honestly think you'd get away with that? She'll obviously have a third party review the contract beforehand.

>> No.18504234

>>18504227
I do and I will, I'll sign it too fast for her to have anyone review it! She's eager and young enough to be easily manipulated!

>> No.18504243

>>18504234
You changed the contract first, rendering it null and void, and also powerless on the magical side of things.
You gotta do the contracts cleanly or they just don't work.

>> No.18504248

>>18504207
Lemme call a team of lawyers and get my transmission electron microscope first.
>Hey, she tried to sneak a statement into this row of atoms!

>> No.18504253

>>18504243
Not if I get her to write it anon, as long as she does it it's perfectly legal and magically binding!

The first thing I'll do is forcefully strip her naked, gag her and put a collar on her, and lead her around on a leash!

>> No.18504264
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>>18504253
>Not if I get her to write it anon
See, had you actually just asked her, instead of trying to be a sneak, you probably would have actually gotten what you wanted.
But you clearly said you were going to secretly add it, thus voiding the contract. Judge Wurm has closed your case.

>> No.18504272

>>18504264
Judge Wurm is a dummy, and sure I could have asked, but there's something about being sneaky and devious and underhanded that just feels amazing.

>> No.18504279

>>18504272
If you want to be underhanded just dump water on a fire mouse or something.

>> No.18504283
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>>18504119
Yeah, but what kind of movie would she like?

>>18504144
>You give her a massage on her squishy paws and a quick kiss and lick to make her embarassed and hear her let out a small but long growl of pleasure

>> No.18504292

>>18504264
I have nothing but contempt for the court of the crimson queen!

>> No.18504293

>>18504279
That's way too overt and crass anon, there's no subtlety or nuance to it, it's barbaric! I prefer doing things that at least take a little bit of effort and skill and mental exercise!

>> No.18504295

>>18504111
I'll just have an orange juice.

>> No.18504300

>>18504292
Two months sex dungeon.

>> No.18504306

>>18504293
Well, you'll find that trying to be clever in the legal world tends to just turn around and bite you in the ass.
Have you considered mere female lizards and, especially, the making thereof?

>> No.18504314

>>18504306
That's lame, I want to trick the loli Demon into being my bondage slave.

>> No.18504319

>>18504283
She'd pick an action movie and get adorably dorky over everything about it.

>> No.18504348
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18504348

Do you listen to monster girl voice works?

>> No.18504352

>>18504348
ASMR gives me the jibblies and othrewise I don't speak nip, so no.

>> No.18504356

>>18504352
Doesn't have to be ASMR, and I know of at least one that's in decent english.

>> No.18504402

>>18504205
>"I would have fucked you all without the dust, you know."
>no one can hear you from the three pairs of cowtits smothering your face right now
Honestly, a farm is a perfect place to find a lot of great girls and I'd give anything to work on one
>busty holsts and strongfat minos
>thicc B'orcs and P'orcs
>ara ara fruit and vegetable alraunes
>cute little kobold that helps round up the weresheep
>genki chicken harpies running around free-ranged
>honey bees that help keep the alraunes healthy and produce honey that their queen graciously allows the farm to sell
Did I miss anything?

>> No.18504405

I want to put my Kobold waifu in my lap so I can feed her treats and let her lick my fingers!

>> No.18504463
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>>18504405
I want my waifu to sit in my lap so mmmpmphmhmfghm.

>> No.18504464

>>18504402
Sleepy weresheep and the odd kesaran whatever you'd come across. Also, shooing away werewolves.

>> No.18504502

>>18504402
Keeping the Greenworms out of the vegetable garden!

>> No.18504520

>>18504464
>"Now you wolf girls go on and shoo! Ain't nothin her fer you!"
>"Aw come on. We heard you got a new farm boy."
>"Yeah! Let us get some of that dick too!"
>"No, Darlin' is ours and we sharin with anyone outside the farm. Now git!"

>> No.18504523

>>18504402
Don't forget having to fuck that Tanuki every night.
Imagine watching that massive freckled ass bounce up and down on your dick.
Her farmer's tan would probably make it even hotter.

>> No.18504527

>>18504520
>"...What if we sign on as farmhands?"
>"We know the woods like it's the back of our own hands!"
>"We'd be the best farm security you could imagine!"
>"There's no boys left in the town! Let us in on that city boy dick!"

>> No.18504536

>>18504502
>hear screaming from the garden
>a greeworm has crawled up on one of the alraunes and started nibbling her leaves
>"Anon, get her off! Get her oooooooff!"
>pick up the little worm, hand her a head of lettuce and send her on her way back to the forest
>the alraune gives you a big teary-eyed hug and smooch on the cheek for being her hero

>> No.18504538
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18504538

If I had water powers I could turn the snow in to water and get my ass to where I need to be
Or just generate pure water at any given chance

>> No.18504558
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18504558

Lamia's selling snake-sock blankets for winter when?

>> No.18504603

>>18504538
Whatever could this mean?
>>18504558
Just stuff her in a sleeping bag.

>> No.18504612

>>18504603
>Lamia remembers when she was young she could fit her entire body in a human-sized sleeping bag if she curled up tight
>now it hangs off the tip of her tail only
She's trying to not show it but you've reminded her of the impermance of youth and it is getting to her.

>> No.18504616

>>18504612
Ah, but when she was young no man would ask her to coil around him like I would. All things change, not all things change for the worse.

>> No.18504617

>>18504612
O-okay. At least the floor is heated in my house.

>> No.18504619

>>18504603
Snow's causing roadblocks where I live and fucking up my bus travel

>> No.18504623
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18504623

What do you think it would be like marrying a Monster Girl who's an actress? Or, if you'd prefer, what about the inverse scenario, where you're an actor? What fun hi-jinks, or general changes in relationship dynamic would this bring about?

>> No.18504626

>>18504623
First, what kind of acting and how big is she?

>> No.18504627

>>18504623
Notting Hill ensues.

>> No.18504629

>>18504623
You think monstergirls are jealous now, just imagine monstergirl actresses. The most hilarious acts of petty revenge over the slightest slights.

>> No.18504645

>>18504619
Grab some skis.

>> No.18504646

>>18504627
>Nutting Hill

>> No.18504667
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>>18504538
I would just use the water to surf though the sky, like that one movie with the hover boots

then again, seeing as you could use any element to fly.

>> No.18504676
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18504676

How about elves that can fight beyond bows and magic?

>> No.18504681

>>18504676
Can they fight the cock? No? Then it's all for nothing.

>> No.18504685

>>18504676
She's like 112 or something right?
She's almost cradle robbing with Aledy

>> No.18504690

>>18504676
All girls in that game were fucking great
>Deadpan/Genki Android
>Jewish Cat
>Bellydancing Oni princess
>Potty mouthed witch
>Sadistic Android
>Cheeky fox
etc.

>> No.18504696

>>18504690
I forget the name, but that's the series with Haken and Kaguya, correct?

>> No.18504705

>>18504696
SRW OG Saga Endless Frontier and it's sequel, Exceed. Only the 1st game is officially released in english.

>> No.18504707
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18504707

>>18504685
Xiaomu is 700+ and marries reiji who is like 20 something
>>18504690
>Bellydancing Oni princess

>> No.18504717

>>18504667
>then again, seeing as you could use any element to fly.
What?

>> No.18504723

>>18504707
What was that robot she had called?

>> No.18504726

>>18504707
She may be 700+, but foxes pretty much stop aging in their 20s. Not to mention Xiaomu acts like a horny teenager who's had too much internet.

>> No.18504750

>>18504726
>Xiaomu acts like a horny teenager who's had too much internet.
She's perfect.

>> No.18504765
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>>18504750
More of a Saya guy personally, but Xiaomu would be a good wife.

I wonder how she'd react to realizing she's having Reiji's kid?

>> No.18504786

>>18502782
My sister is married so it wouldn't really matter to me.

>> No.18504812

>>18504723
Jyaki-Gun-Oh

>> No.18504931

>>18504690
There's also a human princess who might as well be a Holst.

>> No.18504986

Don't ever let your Cursed Sword at home alone or she will make edgy shitposts online until you come back.

>> No.18504992

>>18504986
Better then a Cursed Axe girl who somehow works axe puns into fucking everything.

>> No.18504999 [SPOILER] 
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18504999

>tfw no spacewife

>> No.18505013

>>18504999
Cute ayy, but watch out for uncensored bits.

>> No.18505080

>>18504992
>Cursed Axe is a respectable wife when you're around
>Becomes the most hated shitposter online as soon as you leave
>Entire websites become battlegrounds as soon as she posts an axe pun there
She truly is a murderous weapon.

>> No.18505086

>>18504999
Those eyes are fucking huge.

>> No.18505132
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18505132

I need a mom-tomaton

>> No.18505156

>>18505132
But anon, she can't even go through doors.

>> No.18505253

Ushi-Oni adopted by a Nureonago.

>> No.18505263

>>18505156
Nothing some simple renovations can't fix

>> No.18505290
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18505290

What if your mum became a monster girl?

>> No.18505295
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18505295

This rabbit is smaller than I expected.

>> No.18505303

>>18505290
what if your dad became a monster girl?

>> No.18505351

>>18505132
She better have some 'safety cushioning' about the middle!

>> No.18505380

So now that it's the coldest time of year do fiery amphibians still go running or do they stay indoors?

>> No.18505434

>>18505380
It's summer though.

>> No.18505454

>>18505351
Of course she does. She needs it in case her Son-Unit decides to put her baby-making protocols to use.

>> No.18505473

>>18505454
That’s good, going to test the thickness of said padding

>> No.18505479
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18505479

>start new manga
>MC keeps his eyes on the prize

>> No.18505492

>Shoggoth with DID literally splits herself in two
>They seem to share a single mind, so they still speak and act in unison most of the time
>The difference comes from tone, inflection and body language
>One is quiet and reserved, her voice barely above a whisper and her movements are slow and deliberate
>The other is excitable and can let the volume of her voice get away from her and her movements are loose and carefree

>> No.18505513

>>18505479
There's a tittymonster right next to him too.

>> No.18505527
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>>18505513
Yeah but she's a filthy human and this qt demon has pledged to save him from the evil humie princess that keeps trying to isekai him.

>> No.18505558

>>18505454
I want momaton to get a bunch of blast padding then upgrade her synth muscles for Christmas!

>> No.18505559

>>18505473
>"Be as rough as you like, sweetie. I have more than enough cushioning."
>next morning you have to do maintenance on your momdroid because her hips were worn out from the serious mating you did last night

>> No.18505563

>>18505558
I wonder how it'd feel getting a hug from a fully modded strongfat momaton. The padding is trying to bounce you back, but her synth muscle keeps pulling you in.

>> No.18505570

>>18505559
Geez, momaton sounds like she needs some upgrades.

Maybe some pelvic and hip area upgrades for better balance and stability

>> No.18505573

>>18505563
Soft and safe.
May give her a surprise hug from behind and give her a grope.

>> No.18505590

Can your your lower half take being pinned by a horsepussy?

>> No.18505610

>>18505492
I see you just saw ‘Split’ too. What did you think of it?

>> No.18505611
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18505611

>>18505590
It'd be far more feasible for a Centaur to use her frontpussy for raping.

>> No.18505617

>>18505590
I feel like this would be a trending google search in MGC.

>> No.18505621

>>18505610
What the fuck is split?

>> No.18505629

>>18505570
>she tests out her new upgrades by grinding her fat ass against your crotch
Dear chief god, my dick would see quite frequent use with a momaton around

>> No.18505630

>>18505563
Reminder that more synth muscle allows larger nutrient tanks ank counterbalance units!

>> No.18505635

>>18505590
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2120810

>> No.18505640

>>18505629
Yep.
and she loves every moment of it, although one can always turn up her pleasure sensors a bit do she moans whenever you grip that fat simulacrum ass

>> No.18505664
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18505664

>>18505132
That's pretty gross looking.

>> No.18505670

>>18505635
This got me thinking of a centaur momster bringing her friends over on your 18th birthday. Only for you to find out they're all sex-starved CCs who use you up like a doorknob.

>> No.18505695

>>18505640
That's a dangerous setting to allow me access to because I'd turn it up so high, she'd have an enormous orgasm just from getting her ass slapped.

>> No.18505705

>>18505695
Oh?
And you wouldn’t abuse such a state now would you?
There’s a lot of territory to play with

>> No.18505760
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18505760

its too cold
i want to hide in a kitsunes tails and not come out until its warm again

>> No.18505770

>>18505479
Source on where that ass is from?

>> No.18505776

>>18505770
Google.

>> No.18505781

>>18505705
I don't want to, but put me in the situation and I won't be able to help myself
>"S-sweetie, maybe we should lower the p-pleasure setting. Mama is having t-trouble processing."
>you smack her ass again and she lets out a long erotic moan that sounds like it was messily auto-tuned
>you momaton reboots hours later, the last thing in her memory banks being you shoving your dick all the way up her ass in one go

>> No.18505794

>>18505781
Fantastic.
Just be sure to use her family sized nutrient tanks as well

>> No.18505845

>>18505760
I'd rather be embraced by a kumiho while she gently nibbles my back

>> No.18505851

>>18505670
That sounds like the greatest birthday present ever.

>> No.18505854

>>18505794
They won't go untouched. They'd be hanging in front of my face when I first wake up, because her artificial milk is more nutritious than any normal breakfast and is best straight from the tap. Man, Automatons can be upgraded to fit just about any fetish, huh?

>> No.18505892

>>18505380
Indoors. The Ice Queen is really angry this year for some reason.

>> No.18505893

>>18505854
They're build-a-waifus if you have access to the right parts. If they're modular enough you could probably have them change roles throughout the day, too.

>Giant mommy milkers for breakfast when you wake up
>A more modest bust so she can fit behind the wheel to drive you to school with high speed servos in her arms
>Pear shaped configuration with powerful legs so she can follow you up and down the field from the sidelines at your soccer game
>Extra soft THICC configuration with additional heating elements for nighttime cuddles

>> No.18505965

>>18505893
I approve. Wholeheartedly and wholedickedly.

>> No.18505972

>>18505854
Yep.
Nothing better than taking a big, bulky heavy assault unit or seige model and converting her for matron duties thanks to extra padding, huge nutrient tanks with converter, and a a massive counterbalance and stability units

>> No.18505990

>>18505893
Best momster. Would give her all the love she deserves.

>> No.18505996
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18505996

I'd never seen a witch contract with a parasite slime.

>> No.18506034

>>18505996
Well, that’s one way to get meat on her bones

>> No.18506075

>>18505996
>goo lactation
Oh baybee, now we’re Talking

>> No.18506087

>>18505972
Just how big can she be? Cause this sounds fantastic.

>> No.18506091
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18506091

Do we have dinosaur meme MGs yet or nah?

>> No.18506099

>>18506091
what are harpies?

>> No.18506104

>>18506087
Probably 8ft height-wise.
They built them big for combat

>> No.18506114

>>18506091
Dibs on Blue.

>> No.18506127

>>18506091
Echo > Blue > Charlie > Delta

>> No.18506131

>>18506104
And with proportionate enormous nutrient tanks to boot like that image before that started this discussion?! Holy hell, sign me up! I wanna sleep beteeen those things as they warm and gently vibrate!

>> No.18506135

>>18506091
What are their personalities like?

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18506139

>>18506091
>He hasn't read "My Girlfriend Is A T-Rex".

>> No.18506154

>>18506135
Echo - Tsundere tomboy
Blue - Confident gyaru
Charlie - Genky and girly
Delta - Mature and teasing

>> No.18506171

>>18506154
They all seem nice.

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>>18506099
>What are harpies?

...Birds?

>> No.18506211

>>18506192
CUTE birds.

>> No.18506213

>>18497156
>Writer's list
What happened to the wordpress?
Did _____ fuck up so now the thread is exiling him or something?

>> No.18506225

>>18506213
https://monstergirlcollection.com/2018/02/20/fin/

>> No.18506240
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18506240

Help /mgt/, I have a problem.
Whilst googling pictures of Hazama for shitposting purposes I came across pictures of rule 63 Hazama and now I'm wondering what MG would make for a good Hazama-esque edgelord.

>> No.18506250
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18506250

EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

>> No.18506255

>>18506213
>>18506225
I mean, they're not wrong.

>> No.18506261

>>18506131
Yep, although maybe with a wee bit more muscle beneath the softness

>> No.18506265

>>18506240
Sneks. Probably a gorgon.

>> No.18506291
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18506291

Marrying a succubutt can be stressful.

>> No.18506293

>>18506240
Any snake girl if you're fine with them having legs instead of tails otherwise some other lizard

>> No.18506314

>>18506291
Just shove the ring on her finger and give her a deep kiss. No need for formalities!

>> No.18506317
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18506317

Succubus teachers!

>> No.18506325

>>18506291
I’d love to see my CC Succubus principal walk down the isle in a pure white wedding dress. I don’t think I’d be able to handle myself when we would be alone for the first time after the reception.

>> No.18506328

>>18506317
That is not an adequate outfit for a tutor, beyond unprofessional.

>> No.18506334

>>18506328
Don't worry, that's her Friday getup.

>> No.18506336

>>18506213
The short version is that ELH went triple retard and that’s part of the fallout.

>> No.18506339

>>18506314
But this is the biggest day of her life! She's dreamed about this ever since she was little. Let her have the romantic wedding she always wanted.

>> No.18506345

>>18506336
Is this related to Tags-Gate?

>> No.18506360

>>18506345
No, it's related to shitposting and being found out.

>> No.18506369

>>18506225
>ELH: "4chan is """"""""toxic""""""""" "
Reality: We caught him red-handed being a petty cunt and trying to anonymously start shit in the thread against an another guy for no reason.
>ELH: "4chan vandalized the writer list"
Reality: Google docs needs permissions to edit, so that's impossible and the only one who could've vandalized it was ELH himself.

Classic ELH, even his last act holding the blog is being a lying dramawhore and blaming others for everything.

>> No.18506374
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18506374

>>18506345
>Tags-Gate

>> No.18506389

>>18506192
But what ARE birds?

>> No.18506409
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>>18506389
We just don't know
https://youtu.be/Kh0Y2hVe_bw?t=8s

>> No.18506433
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18506433

https://www.thehentaihq.com/mgm-centaur/?age-verified=bc274dab0d

>> No.18506439

>>18506433
>Ear wiggles
Curses! She knows my weakness!

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18506445

>>18506439

>> No.18506463

>>18506445
[GAME OVER]
Bad End because I got stuck with some loli centaur instead of a cutie like Centorea

>> No.18506505

Hime cuts are the best.

Truth or false?

>> No.18506506
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18506506

Best undead coming through.

>> No.18506518
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18506518

>>18506505
Truth.

>> No.18506531

>>18506505
Quantum Superposition. On some girls it’s great, on others it looks like a shitty bowl cut

>> No.18506547

>>18506505
Depends on the girl and the body type.

>> No.18506563
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18506563

>>18506505
yes

>> No.18506579

>>18506506
Gonna tie her up and overstimulate her with a car battery and clamps!
>”Hehe, hubby that tickles!”

>> No.18506580

>>18506531
>>18506547
Holst, Vampire, Kej, Ochi, Pharaoh are some of the ones I can think of.

>> No.18506581
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18506581

Who is the best dragon and why is it Otohime?

>> No.18506587
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18506587

>>18506505
It's pretty good.

>> No.18506590

>>18506581
She's cute and only 17 years old!

>> No.18506591

>>18506505
Inferior to single braids

>> No.18506599

>>18506590
She’s been saying she’s 17 since 1996!

>> No.18506609
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>>18506599
Are you saying this cute youthful idol is...old?

>> No.18506631
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18506631

>>18506590
*1700

>> No.18506637

>>18506631
But she's so young and hip.

>> No.18506665
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18506665

>> No.18506673

>>18506665
This art is absolute shit.

>> No.18506680
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18506680

Alright, who made her cry?

>> No.18506691

>>18506665
What the fuck is wrong with it's face

>> No.18506699 [DELETED] 

>>18506665
>>18506680
Go back to TFT, psychofox.

>> No.18506709 [DELETED] 

>>18506699
>psychofox
Who?

>> No.18506729
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>>18506505
Absolutely true.

>> No.18506733 [DELETED] 

>>18506709
Don't play dumb faggot.

>> No.18506751
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18506751

Cutest traitor.

>> No.18506762

>>18506463
>Loli
>Still stacked
>Insertion does not require a bucket
Sounds okay to me.

>> No.18506774

>>18506751
It's treason, then

>> No.18506804

>>18505760
I kind of want something similar, only with a yandere angel.

>> No.18506827

>>18506762
>Still stacked
That's not a positive on a loli, flat chest is a part of their charm.

>> No.18506881
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18506881

>> No.18506891
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18506891

>>18506317
Drunk Succubi teachers

>> No.18506913
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18506913

>Nice to meet you. From the way we met, you must be my destined man.

>> No.18506920

>>18506881
>Fit to Fuk
>Savory Lunch
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

>> No.18506921

>>18506827
He wasn't listing loli as a positive though, having a "loli" with tits in this case would be a good thing.

>> No.18506926

>>18506913
Where are all these cherry blossom petals coming from? We seem to be in a normal forest.

>> No.18506927

>>18506913
Let me guess, he fell face first into her breasts.

>> No.18506933

>>18506926
Her Phantom friend is making things a little more romantic.

>> No.18506937
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18506937

>>18506927
No silly. That’s how an eel knows she found the one.

>> No.18506946
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18506946

>>18506937

>> No.18506960

>>18506937
>>18506946
What's the first thing they say when a man falls on her breasts?

Trick question it can only be "Ara ara."

>> No.18506977

>>18506960
The real trick is what they say after.
>Oh dear, I’m sorry
>So forward!
>I see you found what you wanted
>Those aren’t your glasses

>> No.18506992

>>18506609
Old?
>Yes.
Still beautiful?
>Of course!

>> No.18507004

>>18506960
Incorrect! Hora is also acceptable!

>> No.18507109
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18507109

>>18506920
Savory Succubi, ackshually

>> No.18507133

>>18507109
I don't think buttwings are good for flying.
Wouldn't your balance be all off?

>> No.18507155
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18507155

>>18507133
vestigial appendages, but they're good to hang on to when you're hitting it from the back.

>> No.18507158

>>18507133
They help with hip movements

>> No.18507190

>>18507155
I need a devil of gluttony for MEAT and blowjobs

>> No.18507217

>>18506374
With the hightend following of QS and that shiggy guy, that popped up, ELH wanted tags so people wouldn't get pissy about reading something and finding a monster/fetish they didn't like

Results were... mixed

>> No.18507237

>>18507217
>shiggy
Probably the only person I've been around to see get driven out the thread and I'm happy for it.
That fucker needed to go

>> No.18507245

>>18507217
it was more there was an obvious shitposter was getting featured even then it was more that elh refused to upload stories without tags that pissed people off

>> No.18507249
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>> No.18507265

So the wordpress is dead?
Guess we have to look though the archive for recent shit then.

>> No.18507272

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Monster-Control-Intro-732720490

>> No.18507311

>>18506926
>DESTINED.com

>> No.18507312

>>18507245
I still say he should have kept shigy on there and not gave a shit about the complaints, impartial archives are important even if the content is shit and his stories has obvious titles or disclaimers at the start of each one so it was like people were looking for reasons to be offended.

Not saying shigy dindu nuffin, he was a faggot as well for trolling but it was no need to punish everyone else for his shitposts with enforced tags when the guy that caused it was up front about his own content anyway

>> No.18507322

>>18507249
Goddammit, you made me spit out my drink from laughing.

>> No.18507324

>>18507311
That's a filthy site Anon.

>> No.18507325
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18507325

>>18507190
I need a girl who looks big and scary but wants to be loved gently and held at night

>> No.18507337

>>18507133
Actually its the complete opposite.
Buttwings would be keep the balance while wings from back is bad for flying.

>> No.18507343
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18507343

Oni centaurs!

>> No.18507345

>>18507249
What attorney could best the honorable Mentok the Mindflayer?

>> No.18507349

>>18507265
Unless someone else makes one.
There's also TFT, but that place has a lot of faggots and poor quality content

>> No.18507358

>>18507249
I thought that was supposed to be a hakutaku so I got confused.

>> No.18507362
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18507362

>After years of defection and defeats the order finally crumbles.
>Humanity is enslaved
>Over time the population of human females dwindles to extinction, while the mamano population swells out of control.
>Human males are in short supply and mamano city states are forced to act as the number of lonely, desperate women begin rallying, demanding dick.
>This leads to entire wars being fought over tiny handfulls of males that are distributed to the highest bidder or otherwise snapped up by corrupt politicians.
>Eventually this develops into full scale nuclear war.
>In just under 2 hours the world is completely obliterated.
>What humans managed to survive die out from things like starvation and dehydration, or just flat out succumb to radiation poisoning as they are forced to search the wasteland for sustenance.
>Despite all of this, the only thing to survive was the Devil Bugs.
>Unable to breed amongst themselves their population slowly dies off until they come across an old journal that managed to survive the nuclear holocaust.
>It details plans for a cross-dimensional gateway, allowing for exploration of new worlds.
>After 10-20 years of construction and experimentation they finally get it to work.
>The portals open and anons gather to finally meet their waifus only to be horrified as hordes of desperate CC devil bugs swarm the Earth.
>Due to sheer numbers they overwhelm the combined military might of the UN in a matter of weeks if not days.
>Careful breeding programs reduce human women to breeding machines meant to produce more males for the cock-hungry roach horde.
>The men are reduced to cum pumps, forced to copulate again and again, even with their own daughters.
>The devil bug swarm spreads across the multiverse claiming everything for themselves.

Remember Anon, only you can stop this horrible nightmare from becoming reality.

Join the paladin core today!

>> No.18507381
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18507381

>>18507362
Fuck off /tg/.

>> No.18507390
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18507390

A trio of loli onis block your path!

>> No.18507402

>>18507362
*Super Bowl Shuffles*

>> No.18507428

>>18507390
oh no
not the spats, my only weakness!

>> No.18507478
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18507478

Would you wear a wedding dress for your waifu?

>> No.18507483

>>18507390
I inform them that I’m only interested in Big girls, be that big muscle or something else

>> No.18507487

>>18507478
Yes.

>> No.18507494

>>18504999
RIP mangaka

>> No.18507508

>>18507362
>This leads to entire wars being fought over tiny handfulls of males that are distributed to the highest bidder or otherwise snapped up by corrupt politicians.
Imagine a poor mamano whose best friend is stolen away from her by a danuki simply because the latter is rich enough to buy him.

>> No.18507513

>>18507508
>entire wars being fought over tiny handfulls of males
It's like I'm back in /mgqg/ during the population shitstorm

>> No.18507524

>>18507402
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, go back to tumblr parasite.

>> No.18507531 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Don't open.

>> No.18507536

>>18507390
"tsk... punk kids."

>> No.18507541

>>18507513
>population shitstorm
Huh?

>> No.18507543

If the DL succeeds and monsters can have male offspring would a echidna give birth to males of random ethnicity?

>> No.18507547

I want a Cheshire kitten with a British accent.

She could be pudgy, pai loli, or just loli, I need that voice

>> No.18507578

>>18507547
>elin tier cheshire with a british accent

>> No.18507583

>>18507547
>"Oi bruv, com stick ya willy in me tight lil cunny, right?"

>> No.18507593

>>18507578
Exactly.

>>18507583
Kinda although I’m thinking more proper British

>> No.18507618

>>18507583
DO NOT

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>> No.18507647

>>18507583
MINGE

>> No.18507655

>>18507583
Buying that Cheshire all the sweets she can eat and more to keep her quiet

>> No.18507669

>>18507583
Upgrade this to an Aussie cheshire.

>> No.18507670 [DELETED] 

>>18507623
>>18507531
Next time, try transforming into a corpse.

>> No.18507671

Well, Demon, I made it- despite your directions.

“Ah, supreme commander Druella, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!”

>> No.18507673

>>18507655
What monsters are likely to open a chocolate factory.

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>> No.18507687 [DELETED] 

>>18507531
>>18507623
Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.18507695

>>18507673
Holst or Hatters, it would the MG version of Willy Wonka

>> No.18507699

>>18507673
Kobold, who knows she can't have any but still gets incredibly happy when she sees smiling customers.

>> No.18507717
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18507717

>>18507699
>who knows she can't have any

>> No.18507724

>>18507695
Holst makes sense because milk, but Hatters just have that style down and the eccentricity.

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>>18507531
Not even the common decency to be Tomasu Yeti.

>> No.18507742

>>18507724
Exactly.

I can see a tubby sweetheart of a holst running one just as easily as I can see an eccentric, well dressed hatter running it

>> No.18507772

>>18507699
>shoehorning your waifu into a role that doesn't even make sense for her
For fucks sake, KDF. If that is you

>> No.18507780

>>18507478
That might make me spontaneously Alp, and that would ruin her day.

>> No.18507786
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18507786

Flowersnek!

>> No.18507793

>>18507772
That's not KDF, or at least it doesn't match his usual MO.

>> No.18507799

>>18507780
>If “I want to live together with my wife as a guy!” wins over the wish to Alp, then they won't turn into one.

>> No.18507800 [DELETED] 

>>18507772
Fuck off.

>> No.18507807

>>18507478
My waifu is infinitely better suited for the dress than I.

>> No.18507817

>>18507717
You know what would be easier than spamming screencaps of plain text? Just posting the fucking text, you mobileposting mongoloid.

>> No.18507819

>>18507772
Nope, it just seemed like a kobold-y thing to do since I completely forgot about >>18507717. Though I'm starting to get the impression that there is some sore spot with the species and a particular poster?

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18507828

Touch the COW.
Do it NOW.

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>>18507807
Being carried by a blushing strong monstergirl in a dress would be amazing wouldn't it?
Would you want it to be this girl though?

>> No.18507836

>>18507699
I can see a cheerful little Kobold running one

>> No.18507839

>>18507819
You must be new here.

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>>18507531
>>18507623
>>18507675
>>18507828

What the fuck?

>> No.18507853 [DELETED] 

>>18507847
Report and ignore, anon.

>> No.18507865 [DELETED] 

>>18507828
Hang yourself. Do it now.

>>18507847
It's the subhuman deviantart imagespammer again.

>> No.18507884

>>18507671
I want to help my demon mistress making an unforgettable dinner for mamono elites

>> No.18507902

>>18507834
I like onis but I'm half-drunk and tired
is this worth to read?

>> No.18507912
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18507912

Wurms are too precious.

>> No.18507926

>>18507884
Would demons tend to kick you out of the kitchen or would knowing you're a good cook make her wet?

Trick question; she'd have to kick you out because you'd be too busy fucking to make a meal otherwise

>> No.18507927

>>18507902
Yes.

>> No.18507961

>>18507926
She might be a bit stressed out so she might kick me out if I make a mess.

She will need help getting relieved of that stress later on though

>> No.18507980

>>18507541
Imagine the usual arguments about humans eventually going extinct. Intensify them tenfold. Add that in MGQ, Alice the First specifically designed monsters that way and there's zero mention of a solution contrary to MGE. Add that a ton of endings in MGQ also involve slavery or death. Add that Alice the First was apparently aware of it too with the Beelzebubs that would overrun the earth in record time by reproducing so much if left free/alive. That's be the gist of what happened.

>> No.18508005

>>18507980
Ah I see. Thanks for explaining.

>> No.18508011
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18508011

https://mega.nz/#F!fnRUBQ7Q
https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc

>> No.18508013 [SPOILER] 
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18508013

Have you ever noticed how nice and warm your clothes get just by you wearing them?

>> No.18508020

>>18508011
https://mega.nz/#F!fnRUBQ7Q!jnvl-g7jUnIciZnLvmMJ5w

>> No.18508021

>>18508011
Nice

>> No.18508055
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18508055

I wanna be a Titania's childhood friend!

>> No.18508078

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2905539

>> No.18508080

>>18508011
Thanks, needed these.

>> No.18508102
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18508102

Beware of Sabbath terrorism!

>> No.18508115

>>18507912
What’s the best Wurm story? I need a good bathroom read right about now.

>> No.18508121
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>>18508011
>Undead Kingdoms are a subcategory of Umbral Realms
>Can be formed from war-torn areas and ruins
>Spooky theaters, museums, castles, and cafes are fairly common depending on the Kingdom
>Undead don't spend all day making fuck (duh) with their husbands
>Undead Elves and Dorfs exist
>Hel has a boring petite body, but is still pretty cool otherwise
How can other realms compete?

>> No.18508122
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18508122

>>18508115
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=meeting-the-parents-wurm

>> No.18508130

>>18508011
The undead kingdoms are great, and home to some of the best girls too.

>> No.18508139
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18508139

>The Bad Touch

>> No.18508144

>>18508139
>”Hehe. It’s just me honey. I didn’t go far.”
Muh heart

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18508147

>>18508144

>> No.18508159

>>18508147
>”Thank you for swimming with me honey. That was a good swim. Let’s go eat, you are probably hungry. I can get big if you want and you can eat off of me, hehe~”
Flow Kelp is best girlfriend.

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18508160

Zombies.

>> No.18508163

>>18508102
I don't think I'd be able to respect my boss 100% if she was a horny alp.

>> No.18508168
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18508168

>>18508159

>> No.18508174

>>18508168
S L I M Y

>> No.18508175

>>18508168
Team Maki!

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18508185

>>18508174

>> No.18508187

>>18508121
>Hel has a boring petite body
Petite is the most exciting kind of body.

>She is described as a petite and beautiful girl, graceful and dignified as the daughters of nobles
Think about it, it's canon that loli Wights and Liches are so wonderful that it's fit to compare them to a goddess. Or to compare the goddess to them.

>> No.18508218

>>18508185
>tries to hug you tightly
>you get launched into the air.
wow

>> No.18508232
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18508232

>>18508218
>Their body is covered in a mucous membrane to protect them from desiccation. When wrapped in this slippery body, even if one tries to grab their body and pull them off, one can't get a good grip. They can adjust the state of the sliminess of the mucous membrane at will, and without the slime, it makes it easier to grab them. On the other hand, they can also make those who touch them slip to the degree that they want. The hands of men that try to touch them slip in the slime, with the extra momentum causing them to touch their breasts or genital area. When a man panics and twists his body in an attempt to get away, he'll slip even more, pressing against and knocking down their soft body.

>> No.18508273 [SPOILER] 
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18508273

Sexy slime in bikini.

>> No.18508280
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18508280

>>18508232
I love that their shtick is anime-style critical fails.

>> No.18508293
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18508293

>>18508280
>gaijin wedding dress
>not a traditional Zipanguese uchikake
Shamefur dispray.

>> No.18508301

>>18508139
Nothing but good touches there, lad.

>> No.18508305

>>18508293
Technically her species is from the ocean, and that's a lot bigger than Zipland

>> No.18508309
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>>18508305
>Habitat:Zipangu Region (Near large ponds, lakes, and rivers, etc.)

>> No.18508315

>>18508309
That’s a lot of rice

>> No.18508321

>>18508309
Gaddamn! Look at the size of that rice!

>> No.18508325

>>18508315
>>18508321
That's not rice

>> No.18508327

>>18508168
>aquatic mgs singing to attract men off shore
>soon as they get closer they just start catcalling

>> No.18508329

>>18508325
[Laughter stops]

>> No.18508331

>>18508187
>Loli Wight ass is literally divine
Small undeads aren't playing fair, they're perfect for anal in every possible way.

>> No.18508340

>>18508331
The question is, can loli wight ass be too big?


>>18508325
That’s a lot of packing peanuts

>> No.18508341

>>18508340
It's much lewder than packing peanuts

>> No.18508398
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18508398

>> No.18508400
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18508400

Succubi are succulent.

>> No.18508422

>>18508398
Daaaw.

>> No.18508440

>>18508340
It can only if a loli Wight's hips are over 60% larger than her chest, and that can be fixed by making her an oppai loli.

>> No.18508453

What are the odds a aquatic MG would get """""caught""""" in your fishing nets?

>> No.18508458

>>18508340
>can loli wight ass be too big?
Obviously. It's supposed to be beautiful, and it can't be beautiful if it isn't well-proportioned.

>> No.18508461

Have you considered joining the Kraken Kuddle Klub?

>> No.18508473
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>>18508461
Fuck, forgot pic.

>> No.18508475

>>18508440
I dunno, I’m torn between seeing her smug about such a thing and pouting because she’s still flat

>> No.18508477

>>18508461
Yes, but I don't want to end addicted.

>> No.18508478

>>18508461
>triplet Onee-san Krakens all eyeing me up and doting on me while their tentacles start sneaking around me
I-I need an adult!

>> No.18508488

>>18508478
You ARE an adult.

>> No.18508513

>>18508488
>Krakens begin descending to plant wet lipstick marks all over as their tentacles squeeze and further entomb their prey
I’m scaroused!

>> No.18508524
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>Succubi teach the fundamentals of succubus' pleasure and techniques to those they consider cute younger sisters. The two will be close enough that they tease each others' bodies, and from what I've heard, it's not at all unusual for two sisters to end up having the same man as their husband.

Succubus confirmed for bigamy enthusiasts.

>> No.18508525

>>18508400
Truly they are. Many of my favorites are some variant.

>>18508461
I carry the card but I've still not been granted a kraken. Portals soon, pls.

>> No.18508544

>>18508524
The succubus notes made me really appreciate them as a species, they're so damn perfect.

Would happily marry a dominant succubus with the aura of a slut and her adorable shy "imouto" who is still as innocent as the day she was corrupted.

>> No.18508552
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18508552

>Moooooom! I found a boyfriend!

>> No.18508588
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18508588

Chimeras are ___.

>> No.18508603

>>18508461
I would if it weren't for them marking you with their suckers.
How am I supposed to explain all the shameful ring shaped marks all over by body to coworkers? Tell them I spend my free time getting cuddled by older Krakens?

>> No.18508604
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18508604

>be human family in MGE world
>man has well-paying job
>suddenly he gets taken away by a monster
>wife finds herself in mounting debt without the man to provide for her
>with creditors threatening to take all their worldly possessions, she kills her kids and commits suicide
Thanks mamonobama!

>> No.18508611

>>18508604
*Cha-Cha slides*

>> No.18508622

>>18508588
Pretty cool, but I don't know if I could deal with pseudo-schizophrenia

>> No.18508635
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18508635

>>18508611

>> No.18508644 [DELETED] 

>>18508611
Stop fucking doing this, we’re allowed to talk about how retarded Monstergirls are if we want
The /tg/ thread is so much more mature than you infantismile retards, we’re actually making a realistic setting and what have you all done?

>> No.18508651

>>18508644
>realistic
Oh please go on.

>> No.18508656

>>18508644
Eat shit and die /tg/, nobody wants you here.

>> No.18508662

>>18508644
You’re using infatisimal wrong.
It means small, you’re thinking of infantile

>> No.18508664

>>18508604
But what's your opinion on fat cheshire ass?
>>18508644
And we're equally allowed to point out how retarded you are, now go eat more tendies fat guy.

>> No.18508666

>>18508644
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ‘The Orderposter’, aka your friendly neighborhood anti-corruptionfag

>> No.18508671

>>18508644
You have you own thread for that retard, fuck off.

>> No.18508681

>>18508644
>monster girl thread
>we're allowed to talk about how we don't like monster girls
Smart man.

>> No.18508682

>>18508644
This has to be bait

>> No.18508688

I wonder if mermaid fishing is this easy?

>> No.18508692

Kiki working extra hard today

>> No.18508693

>Deleted
Wew lad

>> No.18508694

>>18508682
Was, anyway.

>> No.18508701

>>18508692
Kiki deserves some nice headpats for being such a hard worker

>> No.18508702

>>18508692
Ganbatte, Kiki-san!

>> No.18508708

>>18508692
I want to make a Kiki master for the day just to see her get flustered at being served for a change.

>> No.18508722

>>18508708
>>18508701
>”Go on, ma’am, what is your favorite drink?”
>she’s trembling and blushing furiously as you stand ready to make it for her and serve it to her

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>>18508651
>>18508656
>>18508662
>>18508664
>>18508666
>>18508671
MAMONO MANA can't fix the effects of human families losing their breadwinners to THOTs.

>> No.18508741

>>18508708
>Kiki has a very well hidden dom side
>Comes out of her room in the morning wearing a frilly rubber dominatrix outfit
>You find yourself naked, collared and on a leash before you know what's going on
>She keeps you in chastity and teases you all day until she's good and ready to rape you
Kikis are scary!

>> No.18508745

>>18508722
>fitfully gripping her maid head-dress for comfort
>puts it on when you're not looking, takes it off when she can hear your footsteps get louder
>maximum overblush when she sees you do the slight bow while serving the drink, exactly the way she likes to when serving you

>> No.18508749

>>18508735
>hey look guys, look how jaded and unimaginative I am!
>aren't I so cool?

>> No.18508756

>>18508735
>implying the husband wouldnt fetch his family to come with him
>implying the scenario you describe isnt actually far more unrealistic

>> No.18508757

>>18508735
Why don't the women become the bread winners instead since the men are so much more vulnerable?

>> No.18508758

>>18508735
Time to go back to your hole /tg/, you don't belong here.

>> No.18508759

>>18508756
>fetch his family
>implying the monster would let him

>> No.18508762

>>18508644
Why don't you go back to the /tg/ thread if you like it so much more?

>> No.18508767

>>18508749
This isn't the thread/community for it so I'm assuming he's just doing it to shitpost, but in a pure narrative sense the predicament of humanity contrasted with the bliss of the individual is fertile ground for storytelling.

>> No.18508770

>>18508759
yes I am implying she would. If he loves his wive and family then leaving them to suffering and bankrupcy would be against what mamonobama programmed them to think and would also probably get you cursed by eros to boot

>> No.18508774

>>18508735
Mamono mana doesn't need to do that because monster girls canonically avoid stealing husbands from human women but I guess expecting intelligence from someone who uses twitter/facebook memes is asking too much.

>> No.18508780

>>18508735
Aaand snagged.
For you see, I made that now-deleted reply as a falseflag to both defame the average /tg/-tier anti-monsterfag as well as draw out your doubling down on it.
Now, you’ve revealed yourself to literally be on the side of actual intentional hyperbolic shitposting, revealing with certainty that you and your ilk are just here to rile up trouble at any expense.
You’ve been had.

>> No.18508787

>>18508767
If someone wants to interpret MGE as a grimdark setting, then that's fine. But then going on to shit up this thread by complaining about it, that's the height of retardation.

>> No.18508788

>>18508774
>monster girls canonically avoid stealing husbands from human women
Only the Demon Lord's Army does that-regular MGs probably wouldn't give a fuck.

>> No.18508798

>>18508780
Nani?!
wait really?

>> No.18508813

>>18508780
>twas merely an act!
Even if it was, you should still fuck off. Even ironically shitting up the thread you should seriously consider suicide.

>> No.18508820

>>18508780
>ironic shitposting
Eat shit and die.

>> No.18508832

>>18508604
I know this is bait but there's a small chance you are just misguided
NTR never ever happens in MGE
Men don't get "stolen" from their wives, their wives get monsterized

>> No.18508835

>>18508741
I want a stern head maid like this.

>> No.18508840

>>18508741
MUH

>> No.18508844
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>>18508780
ok kid
here's a LoC for your pathetic attempt at trickery

>> No.18508847

>>18508813
>>18508820
Maybe this is an indicator we should all stop responding to obvious shitposting and bait and learn to just report and ignore idiots coming in with these stupid ‘mgs r bad’ posts

>> No.18508850 [SPOILER] 
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18508850

You guys got any cool ass MGs yet?

>> No.18508856

>>18508844
Never would've figured Peri from Fire Emblem would make for a Peacock

>> No.18508862
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>>18508756
>>18508770
But then the children will be corrupted too.

>> No.18508866

>>18508741
Aww jeez anon, that's really hot.

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>>18508850

>> No.18508874
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>>18508850
My Lady is the coolest!

>> No.18508881

>>18507381
But I'm not from /tg/.

>> No.18508889
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>>18508741
I need a kiki like this.

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>>18508862
Yes, and?

>> No.18508901

>>18508895
Enjoy your vacation.

>> No.18508909

>>18508895
Thank you for your sacrifice, that's some good shit.

>> No.18508924

>>18504538
Does freezing an Undine turn her into a Glacies?

>> No.18508930

>>18508924
No, but it does make you a wanted criminal in 38 states.

>> No.18508931

>>18508895
Cute bonding

>> No.18508941

>>18508930
Please elaborate

>> No.18508958

>>18507390
Time for bully.

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>>18508871
>>18508874
A simple no would have sufficed.

>> No.18508969

Would a human woman injected with Oomukade venom turn into an Oomukade herself?

>> No.18508973

>>18508930
wat

>> No.18508978

>>18508969
Yeah probably

>> No.18508979

>>18508969
That's what science is for.

>> No.18508986

>>18508969
Yes.

>> No.18508988

>>18508692
She really shouldn't be. She's pregnant with quintuplets. She should be resting and preparing to be a mother.

>> No.18509001

>>18508871
What kind of jobs would yetis work in Wintersburg?

>> No.18509003

>>18508979
>Corruption lab led by a lich

>> No.18509010

>>18509003
>funded by the Pharaoh
this goes deeper than you think.

>> No.18509026

>>18509001
Bikini barista. It would be a nice to get coffee from one in the morning.

>> No.18509031

>>18509026
Coffee and a hug!

>> No.18509036

>>18509003
It would be fun to do some field tests.

>> No.18509042

>>18509010
Why would a pharaoh need one? She could just make her khepris do the work. A corruption lab is grape snek territory.

>> No.18509063

>>18509031
That sounds like a wonderful way to start the workday. It would probably make my MG waifu jealous though, and even though she's at home I think she could somehow sense it.

>> No.18509068

>>18509031
But i want green tea and handshake

>> No.18509077

>>18509042
Why INDEED would a Pharaoh need a corruption lab? You're asking the right questions anon.

>> No.18509084

>>18508889
Why is there so little kiki lewd?

>> No.18509099

>>18509077
Number one- that’s terror.
Number two- that’s terror.

>> No.18509123

>>18509084
I think it's because they're generally thought of as a cute race rather than a lewd race. Monster girls tend to get categorized like that but there's still a fair bit of Kiki porn.
http://mgewiki.com/images/f/fb/Kikimora132.jpg

>> No.18509141

>>18509084
Pesky Shoggy deleted them all!

>> No.18509155

>>18509084
A Kikimora will only show stuff like that to her master, and a good master won't share it with the world.

>> No.18509159

>>18509123
Mating press the maid

>> No.18509164

>>18509141
Which monstergirl do you think would be best suited for moderating discussion between monstergirls on an internet forum? Succuvirus? Automaton?
I'm asking because I can definitely see meidos shitposting all over each other. It seems to be a pretty competitive field.

>> No.18509186

>>18508280
I mean, have you ever had to hold an eel before? Bastards are slippery as fuck if you’re not wearing gloves.

>> No.18509187

>>18509123
I didn't know the Sabbath invented invisibility potions.

>> No.18509200

>>18509186
I actually have and yeah it's like holding a motor oil banana.

>> No.18509212

>>18509159
Mating press, full nelson,doggy style. Any dominant position is perfect with a maid.
>>18509187
I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up being a thing. They could really spice things up in the bedroom, your monster wife would never know what part of her body you were going to tease next.

>> No.18509215
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>>18509099
We're 100% black!

>> No.18509274

>>18509215
Nice shoop.

>> No.18509283

What monsters would adopt slang from different areas where you live? What do they sound like?

>> No.18509289

>>18509274
That's a shop?
Oh shit I see it now, thanks for ruining it for me.

>> No.18509299

>>18509164
You'd want something empathetic but subtly manipulative, I think. So, demon, dark priest, succubus, maybe a hakutaku. A well-studied nerd bird could also work.

>> No.18509304
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>>18509289
Here's the original for reference.

>> No.18509311

>>18509304
She'd make an excellent Dark Elf.

>> No.18509313

>>18509283
I don't really like the way girls sound in my native area. It would be filled with foreign slang too I guess

>> No.18509350

>>18509313
Leaf?

>> No.18509361

>>18509350
No. Still cold

>> No.18509372

>>18509283
think of sticks from sonic boom,
but like with less furry

>> No.18509379

>>18509361
Finnish?

>> No.18509385

>>18509283
you dont want to hear slav cursing or slang
trust me

>> No.18509390

>>18509379
Norwegian and I really need a warm mamono right now. This sudden cold.

>> No.18509391
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http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Carthois/Windows_to_the_Soul

>> No.18509394

>>18509283
>still no trailer trash MGs who cook venom to make me into their own personal slut
Why must it hurt guys?

>> No.18509401

>>18509394
Because you touch yourself at night.

>> No.18509403

>>18509394
Isn't that just a dark mage that doesn't live in a swamp?

>> No.18509416

>>18509403
Maybe, but you’re forgetting one major difference: she wears tank tops and booty shorts instead of robes.

>> No.18509420

>>18509391
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.18509424

>>18509416
And a trucker hat?

>> No.18509425
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>>18509416
Disgusting.

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>>18509390
>-14C
Even the Yetis are cold!

>> No.18509434

>>18509416
Yeah, that's just a hillbilly that discovered a tome. I'm sure there's a few out there.

>> No.18509438

>>18509430
And I thought -6 in bongistan was cold.

I still want a yeti though.

>> No.18509444

>>18509424
She owns a sizable collection. Her favorite being one that reads “#1 Mom” on it.

>> No.18509452

>>18509385
>Grizzly mamono cursing her heart out in cheeki breeki.
Cute mostly because i wouldnt be able to understand it.

>> No.18509461

>>18509430
>-14C
>Cold
Maybe with windchill, but I don't consider it cold out unless it's -20C or below.

>> No.18509472

>>18509444
>She doesn't even have any kids
>Yet.
>YET.
What would a dark mage's maniacal laughter sound like?

>> No.18509473

>>18509425
Swamp hag!

>> No.18509476

>>18509472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40

>> No.18509487

>Be a standoffish loner
>Somewhat hesitant about becoming an incubus
>Monster girls want nothing to do with you can be a bit of a dick and don't want to become an Incubus
thanks demon lord

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>>18509473
She's 17, thank you very much.

>> No.18509497

>>18509461
Yeah it is the wind that makes it

>> No.18509553

>>18509492
Too old

>> No.18509569

>>18509553
What's the worst thing a Dark mage would do to people who piss them off?

Permanent shota spells?

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>>18509553
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.18509579

>>18509569
I feel like my family would be great friends with the local dark mage drug dealer cause of how often we'd do business

>> No.18509581

>>18509553
Dark mage that just pretends to be in the Sabbath to get at a gaggle of horny men when?

>"My name is Ruru, and I'm only eight years old, teehee!"
>"...Your breasts are larger than my head."
>Her voice picks up a husky timber
>"And by the time I'm done with you your balls will be as empty as my soul, but who's counting?"

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>> No.18509618

>>18509581
But would the Sabbath buy it?

>> No.18509623

>>18509606
MOTHER FUCKER

>> No.18509632

>>18509606
Just let me get some tissues first.

>> No.18509634

>>18509623
What?

>> No.18509639

>>18509618
She'd probably be a better magician than most of the witches in attendance, she could likely just bullshit it with glamours and suggestion magic. The baphos would be a problem though.

>> No.18509657

>>18509634
The filename and her right hand reminded me of that shit where you would try and make people look at a circle that you make with your hand.

>> No.18509661

>>18508121
I was thinking of one I was developing.

Take the atmosphere of bright green demon realms (Gentle sunlight and blue skies) and dot the landscape with various crystalline strata and the denizens having paler pigmentations of scales and the like. (Crystal Dragons, etc)

Capital would be a complete inverse of the Royal Demon Realm Capital, main palace would be marble white (Could be considered a bastardization of the sanctity of the Order's Churches in appearance).

But it will never fly with some of the people here.

>> No.18509671

I bet the stuff about how the only men that monster girls would pass up are scumbags is a bunch of bullshit.

>> No.18509675

>>18509671
Why?

>> No.18509676

>>18509671
What do you mean?

>> No.18509687

>>18509675
>>18509676
He just wants to kvetch.

>> No.18509700

>>18509675
>>18509676
It's too safe. I just can't trust something that unconditional.

>> No.18509719

>>18509700
Well fucking trust it then.

>> No.18509724

>>18509700
>wanting nothing to do with murderous people/psychos is unconditional

>> No.18509725
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18509725

>>18509700
Welcome to Kenkou's Magical Realm.

>> No.18509752

>>18509719
I personally don't feel like I could. Monster girls should still be real for those that want them though.

>>18509724
It's still too accepting.

>>18509725
It's a very nice realm. However I would rather stay in this one and just keep looking at pictures of his girls.

>> No.18509763

>>18509752
They're going to come for you and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>> No.18509783

>>18509763
Suicide is an option.

>> No.18509784

>>18509783
Will O Wisp.

>> No.18509788

>>18509783
>Anon is isekai'd into the MGE world

>> No.18509790

>>18509784
They'll only claim you if you died unloved like them.

>> No.18509794

>>18509783
It is, but it won't save you.

>>18509763
Sure hope they'll come for me. I'd be happy to at least give them a chance.

>> No.18509797

>>18509763
Maybe they would give me some space if I properly explain my thoughts and feelings.

>> No.18509802

>>18509788
>Hesitant/Scared anon is isekai'd into MGE
>He just wants to curl up into a ball and cry

>> No.18509806

Is there a continuation to this?

https://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS

There's little amazoness content out there, it's a real shame. Big girls deserve love too.

>> No.18509808

>>18509797
Talk is worthless. However, as another part of KC's magical realm, if you really don't like an MG they'll leave you be. Trick is, most men find MG aren't so bad once they get to know them. Biblically.

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18509811

Abyssals.

>> No.18509819

>>18509802
>[heavy onee-chan breathing]

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>>18509802
>[healing intensifies]

>> No.18509833

>>18509811
She has negative ass.

>> No.18509840

>>18509808
I don't think my mindset is at all similar to the men in MGE. I'd feel absolutely terrible if I had to hurt a monster girl that didn't listen to me.

>> No.18509853

>>18509819
>>18509826
Scary.

>> No.18509857

>>18505132
I have a need to own one of these mom-tomatons

>> No.18509861

>>18509826
There are way too few monster girl healing stories.

>> No.18509862

>>18509853
They just want to help you.

>> No.18509872

>>18509861
Got some ideas?

>> No.18509873

How does the Sabbath take group pictures with all the big floppy hats around? Getting everyone in close must be a chore.

>> No.18509890

>>18509872
A monster girl tenderly helping a man that is scared of monster girls and what happens when you're around them learn that it's not that bad.

>> No.18509898

>>18509862
Doesn't mean that I want it.

>> No.18509902

>>18509873
They'd just take them off you silly cunt.

>> No.18509907

>>18509802
>>18509862
>portals finally open up
>instead of all mamono just pouring in, only the bravest and most adventurous make the initial journey onto Earth
>happen upon the fact that there are huge swaths of emotionally vulnerable men who will easily become husbands to the first woman who shows them genuine affection
>the husband potential in China alone!
>sudden gold rush of every single unlucky love-starved monstergirl all trying to invade at once
They all just want to help, but they all just want to help at the exact same time.

>> No.18509920

>>18509907
Why would they bother? Wouldn't that be too much work when they could get a non-broken man and fuck him?

>> No.18509928

>>18509920
Some girls live to fix a broken man, like Kikis.

>> No.18509933

>>18509928
No they don't.

>> No.18509938

>>18509920
You're imagining literal sex demons not having a healing fetish, anon. Also mamonomana. Unless you're one of those nofun guys that try to shoot down anything anyone comes up with.

>> No.18509940

>>18509872
A nightmare helps a young boy conquer his fear of the dark. It's nonsexual, but he mysteriously and inexplicably develops a taste for horsepussy later in life.

>A crippled and bitter [fighting style] ex-champion is hounded by a sally until he agrees to train her, regaining his love for the sport and life in the process.

>An old woman on her deathbed is visited by a baphomet, lolified, and then reunited with her unrequited love. It turns out he was a lolicon all along, hijinks ensue.

>A helpless doctor in a village struck by plague comes across a dark mage he begs for assistance. She doesn't give two shits but his repeated pleas are eventually answered and she shows him how to lift the plague. Along the way their relationship turns to romance and she teaches him to live for not only others, but also himself.

>> No.18509944

>>18509902
>Wizzards
>Taking off their hats
>When they're expecting to be seen
And I'm the silly cunt, somehow

>> No.18509950
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>> No.18509964

>>18509920
>when they could get a non-broken man and fuck him?
Well, can they? The population of husbands is steadily decreasing. And you're forgetting that there are plenty of broken monstergirls too.

>> No.18509967

>>18509950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96JDkI2tBhI

>> No.18509970

>>18509950
you got a giggle out of me

>> No.18509972

>>18509950
Her fucking face is too much.

>> No.18509975

>>18509938
A small amount probably would. But imagining even a medium sized group of 10/10 sex goddesses wanting anything to do with low tier men likes ones that have given up completely on experiencing romance and have let themselves go when there are better men in far greater numbers just seems weird.

>> No.18509983

>>18509940
>Retired gladiator shows freshmeat salamander the ropes
Surprised beast hasn't already wrote that.

>> No.18509990

>>18509933
There are two kinds of Kikis. Those that see successful masters and want to serve them, and those that see unsuccessful masters and want to help them. Mix in mamono emotional intensity and devotion, add a dash of good old-fashioned healing, and you've got someone who lives to fix what's broken.

>> No.18509991

>>18509964
>The population of husbands is steadily decreasing.
But we're talking about them breaking into this world where Monster girls would have no shortage of husbands here. Also, broken monster girls would not exist.

>> No.18509994

>>18509950
Why is there not a hungry hungry caterpillar edit yet?

>> No.18510007

>>18509994
We need to find out what her final form looks like.

>> No.18510012

>>18509983
The most recent Burning edge chapter ends with Kenneth planning on training Nadia, so he is kind of writing that.

>> No.18510017
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She's really hungry

>> No.18510027

>>18510017
Well I don't care, I'll hit her if she tries to grab me.

>> No.18510035

>>18510027
Relax Anon, she doesn't give a shit about you yet. She's about to pleasure herself with that carrot though.

>> No.18510036

>>18510027
Do not bully the bottomless pit.

>> No.18510039

>>18510035
>>18510036
I'm gonna hit the top of her head until she goes away.

>> No.18510055

How would monster girls feel about a society that is almost the complete opposite of their own? Where the women view certain men as completely disposable?

>> No.18510060

The best maids are the ones who initially seem cold and strong willed, but melt into a puddle as soon as their master makes any show of affection.

>> No.18510066

>>18510055
It would need improvement.
Lescatie style.

>> No.18510074

>>18510039
That only activates her defensive response. Violence is fairly ineffective against them.

>> No.18510086

>>18510074
Then I'll take their food and throw it far away!

>> No.18510093

>>18510066
But what would happen to the men? Mercy killings?

>> No.18510110

>>18510093
...?

>> No.18510118

>>18510110
Monster girls don't want mentally unwell men.

>> No.18510133

>>18510118
Their presence literally undoes mental illness and physical impairment.

>> No.18510135

>>18510118
In the words of Trekkie Monster
You have no idea.

>> No.18510149

>>18510055
Well outside of MGE, monstergirls wouldn't really care that much as romance isn't a hard-wire. they would see the situation as as any human could, so their opinion isn't that special

With MGE, while it is a option to just carpet bomb with dark matter, I would think that monsters would leave and find a better place

Or you could have a kunoichi infiltrate and teach women the joys of loving men for more than resources among other things

>> No.18510166

>>18509975
If you think that monstergirls would consider themselves out of your league you haven't been here long enough.

>> No.18510170

>>18510149
Leaving wouldn't be an option for MGE monsters.
They would see it as a moral imperative and a misused natural resource.
If ever there was a cause for just war, they have it.

>> No.18510171

>>18510149
>Monster girls break into reality and finally become real
>Be the happiest you've ever been in years
>They promptly leave not even ten minutes after deeming the world a waste of time

>> No.18510176

>>18507912
What’s her story? Why does she have a peanut in a jar for her necklace?

>> No.18510178

>>18510055
>A monstergirl noblewoman will never swoop in and heal your heart after some cruel gold digger shatters it.
>She'll never practically melt against you with a smug grin on her face while walking past the girl who used you as a piggy bank.

>> No.18510187

>>18510176
She's a lizard wizard with Mr. Peanut.

>> No.18510189

One day you'll learn not to respond to the "woe is me" shitters.

>> No.18510190

>>18510166
You don't know that, anon. Maybe they just haven't met a man like me yet.

>> No.18510193

>>18510170
I did say carpet bombing with dark matter was an option

>> No.18510196

>>18510190
I'm not having another conversation like this with a sad sack who refuses to believe the truth that a monstergirl would love him with all her heart.
Go jerk off and then think of a monstergirl anon, maybe the surge of dopamine will help you realize the truth.

>> No.18510204

>>18510178
>Anon becomes a shithead edgelord after getting his heart shattered by a woman
>Monster girl noblewoman sees right through his facade and turns him into a blubbering mess after hugging him into her bosom and whispering sweet nothings into his ear.
God that sounds really fucking cute. It's a shame this idea will never get a story thanks to this thread chasing out all of the writers.

>> No.18510217

>>18510189
Its kinda wired
I think were in this middle ground where some people cant be happy while other people cant let the guys around them be happy

>> No.18510229

Depressed anons deserve to have every monster girl that they like be cucked away from them.

>> No.18510243

>>18510204
>this thread chasing out all of the writers
Beast was around last thread asking what people wanted to see from him and was ignored.
I'm guessing either flagmander was filtered or they just didn't care.

>> No.18510251

>>18510204
>Let me go you fucking hag! I hate you! I hate everyone like you! I'll ne-
>"Shhhhhh. Shhhh it's okay now. I'll never let anyone hurt you like she did ever again."
>Y-you're just sa-
>"Shhhhhh~ I'll make sure you're never lonely again. I'll make sure you're never hungry, or cold or worried about money ever again, so just accept my love~ Just feel the warmth of my body and know how much I love you."
>"It's okay darling, I won't judge you. Cry as much as you need to, and forget that horrible woman."
>"Come, we can talk more in my car. I'm still getting used to this world and I'd like some suggestions for a... what did my dear cousin call it? Movie night? Ah, don't worry about cost. My riches still hold weight in this world~"
Would you want to be healed by a Dragon Ojou-sama anon?

>> No.18510257

>>18510243
SSH!
You'll wake the "I hate beast" guy!

>> No.18510261

>>18510257
fuck tea

>> No.18510263

>>18510243
I mean I do have the flagmander pictures filtered.

>> No.18510264

>>18510243
Guess I picked a bad time to start writing.

>> No.18510268

>>18510251
I'd take just about anything. I would even take a malicious spirit that turned out to just be using me so long as it just pretended to be my friend.

>> No.18510285
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>>18510268
>Malicious Shortstack Familiar that sees you as a means to food, board and easy fucking.
>Over time she notices just how low your self esteem is and starts feeling pity for you.
>Her faked feeling start becoming very real.
>Eventually after you put yourself down one day she hurls herself at you, pins you down and starts shouting about how you're not horrible and how wonderful she thinks you are while kissing you all over.
>The next day she's smiling gently in her sleep while clinging to you after you fucked all day yesterday on just about every surface in the house.
>Part of the reason for her smile is she's pregnant.

>> No.18510293

>>18510264
Eh, nah. This is a four year old general thread that still has over a hundred posters.
Some of the writers moved on, or found outside hosting, but that only creates an opening.
Be the writer the thread desires.
Just don't get too offended when all it does is shitpost at you.

>> No.18510295

>>18510229
Honestly they'd do it to themselves.
>oh no, there's no way you'd be happy with me
>go fuck this guy instead, I'll be fine
>I'm just gonna watch
>from this shed

>> No.18510304

>>18510189
I find the posters who complain about them more annoying, actually.

>> No.18510306

>>18510243
>>18510263
In all honesty, he should use Selene if he want's a placeholder
Why he continues with that shitty flagmander is beyond me.

>> No.18510317

>>18508398
Echidna mommies!

>> No.18510322

>>18510055
I've always thought that monstergirls would be traumatized by how our society treats men.

>> No.18510330

>>18510261
Dammit I can't remember Beast's response to disliking tea.

>> No.18510335

>>18510285
I wouldn't care how many people would tell me that she doesn't really like me or what she says about behind my back. I would just be glad that she's in my life.

>> No.18510348

>>18510295
They're fucking pathetic and deserve nothing but NTR. Hopefully monster girls wouldn't even humor their bullshit and kick their ass if they start moping around them.

>> No.18510352

>>18510330
>"Peppermint/herbal tea is good for the soul!"
Or something like that.

>> No.18510358

>>18510264
Don't worry about it. I'm one of the absent writers but I didn't stop because of the thread, they've always been good to me. I've started 3 or 4 MG stories since the last one I wrote but keep getting caught up in writing for other places. That's on me.

The only problem I ever had with the thread and writing is how rarely old stories are brought up and discussed, but that's pretty normal.

I'd encourage anyone to give writing an honest shot. If you feel passionate about it and make an effort people will recognize it.

>> No.18510364

>>18510330
I found Beast
>>18509068

>> No.18510400
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>"Here's the menu sir, Moo."

>> No.18510410

>>18510322
I don't think they'd really care in all honesty.

>> No.18510415

>>18510322
I wrote a line about that once in a story

>“They say there are still lonely and unloved men there. I cannot imagine anything so equally wonderful and terrible.”

>> No.18510421

>>18510264
Write if you enjoy it. That's the most important aspect to it. If it feels like a chore, take a break, since you're not making a living off it to demand so much from you and burning out will just make it ten times worse.

Another reason as to why your enjoyment should be your main motivation is that sometimes your story might not get much reception, if any at all. It's not the end of the world, but what's important is not to make your motivation dependant on that reception. If you write a story, get zero (You)s, and still feel the motivation to write another story despite imagining the same outcome, you are on the right track. Not to say (You)s can't be 80% of the enjoyment, just that it shouldn't be a deal breaker if you don't get them.

t. writefag

>> No.18510444

>>18510400
That's fine I already know what I want, I'll have you for my entree and then desert.

>> No.18510454

>>18510444
>roleplaying

>> No.18510462

>>18510400
Can I get the Surf and Turf and a double whiskey no ice?
>it’s just me drinking my whiskey in between a Holst and an Otohime

>> No.18510467

>>18510251
How far would she go to let the woman who hurt him know what she is missing?

>> No.18510481

>>18510467
Seems like a grand waste of time that could be better spent with her husband instead.

>> No.18510493

>>18510481
Well maybe she saw her while shopping with her husband.

>> No.18510511

>>18510415
Which one? That's a good quote.

>> No.18510524
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They now come with extra grippers.

>> No.18510527

>Working multiple long days and weekends

The wife would be pouting, boy would she be pouting something fierce.

>> No.18510528

>>18510524
What does she need all those grippers for?

>> No.18510529

>>18510524
1/10 ugly meat sausages

>> No.18510542

>>18510467
She'd suddenly forget her volume control while praising her husband for his performance in bed that night.

>> No.18510577

>>18510542
>Wife starts loudly exclaiming about how good you are about good you fucked her last night.
>Start to desperately look for ways to get as far away from the immediate location as possible.

>> No.18510586

>>18510524
Gonna fug that bug.

>> No.18510597

What would MG prom be like?

>> No.18510600

>>18510524
The difference that makes is huge. Now if only someone would give her a more defined set of human hips.

>> No.18510615

>>18510597
Lots of pov vanilla love.

>> No.18510616
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>>18510597
Monster Girls and their dates who they kabedon'd next to their lockers. Dancing and getting drunk off the punch some Satyros spiked.

>> No.18510617

>>18510600
>Trying to turn the greenworm into a Papillon early
She'll get there. Patience.

>> No.18510618

>>18510511
It was a soundbyte of an interview series going on as background noise in a bigger story. They were talking to girls from a particular area about what they planned to do or where they wanted to go. The bigger story isn't finished yet so I haven't made it public. Sorry, bro. Glad you liked that though.

>> No.18510635

>>18510616
Bad High Orc!

>> No.18510650

>>18510493
She’d probably be more interested in her husband and what they’re doing.
>So this is a human mall? It’s a lot bigger than our marketplaces
>There’s so much variety too!
>I read that these places are great for romantic date moments. I wonder what we should do...
>Share a milkshake at the 50’s diner for an indirect kiss?
>Hold hands, count shoulders and neck in the back of the theater?
>Look at the puppies at the pet shop?
>Have him help me try on different bras and panties?
>Browse the department store and be naughty in the dressing room?
>There’s so many options! I love dates with hubby!

>> No.18510659

>>18510650
What a wonderfully dependable wife. Anon is a lucky man.

>> No.18510660

>>18510415
I always thought monster girls were a great way for those people no human would want to still have a fulfilling and loving life. Let the “normies” have the humans and let us “degenerates” incubize and love monsters!

>> No.18510667

>>18510635
The best way to fix a bad High Orc is by fucking her so silly she can oinly be a good girl.

>> No.18510680

>>18510667
High Orc getting raped by the quiet kid after he snaps?

>> No.18510713

>>18510680
Yep. Turns out he was a shooter and her womb was the target.

>> No.18510732

>>18510680
And it was that day that High Orc-san learned an important lesson, never pick a fight with the crazy kid.

It's also the day that anon got a harem of P'Orcs

>> No.18510737

>>18510713
Anon shooting a load into the womb of every monster girl that bullied him when?

>> No.18510749

>>18510737
BETA UPRISING
MAKE COLUMBINE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE

Anon going into a breeding frenzy on a public school, no one is safe including the janitor and the teachers

>> No.18510768

>>18510749
But the janitor is a Shoggoth! There's no way anon could stand against her!

>> No.18510769
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I've been working on a pastebin story aggregator, as a sort of companion to the writer list. While I get that ready I collected some neat stats about the state of MG fiction:

Of 215 writers on the list (that publish to pastebin and haven't deleted their stories or their account), 84 were active in the last year, 60 in the last six months, and 21 in the last 30 days.

The average writer has 15 stories, but 8 is the median. The top ~17% of writers produced 50% of stories.

I also made two charts, this one showing stories per year (as of today) and another one for the top authors on pastebin. You can find both here.

https://imgur.com/a/EaXMd

>> No.18510774

>>18510737
>>18510749
Nah, they don't make it even after eating a raging mushroom they found at home. At most it's five or so girls.

Those girls do get a broken pelvis though.

>> No.18510788

>>18510774
>five or so
Is that because they all drag him to the nurses office to tenderly love him?

>> No.18510795

>>18510768
Shogs are easily bullied if you use a lighter.

>> No.18510796

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure that you remember how shortstacks love nothing more than being picked up, even if they don't know you.

So go one, pick up that oni, I'm certain nothing would go wrong.

>> No.18510798

>>18510615
He said prom, not porn.

>> No.18510803

>>18510795
Do not bully Shogs.

>> No.18510804

>>18510798
Mistakes into miracles anon

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>>18510804
How would MGs view abortion?

>> No.18510811

>>18510798
Oh, I'm fucking dumb.

>> No.18510813

>>18510795
>Think you're being smart by using fire to keep a Shoggoth at bay
>She just angrily lectures you about playing with fire inside as she tosses a bucket of water on you

>> No.18510816

>>18510769
>Made it to the top list
HAH

>> No.18510820

>>18510808
Go away nigger.

>> No.18510824

>>18510788
No, it's because he starts running dry on magic man juice. As a final shot they often masturbate, proof that they are free males.

>> No.18510849

>>18510749
>bend your super strict teacher over her desk and rape her like a man possessed right in front of the rest of the class
>most of the dudes are weirded out while the monster girls are cheering you on, some even masturbating
>by the end of it, she's passed out with her clothes in tatters and a waterfall of semen flowing out of her pussy for all to see
>later get switched into a new class because monster teachers can't be in the same class as their husbands

>> No.18510856

>>18510808
They wouldn't. It would occur nowhere in their sight.

>> No.18510859

>>18510824
But they'll still drag him to the nurse's office to cuddle, right?

>> No.18510864

>>18510811
Well, you're not exactly wrong

>> No.18510876

>>18510769
>Can't even remember the last time I read something by most people on that list
Huh. I should give our stuff a chance more often.

>> No.18510879

>>18510849
I wanna take the strongfat minotaur gym-teacher in the shower.

>> No.18510880

>>18510635
Admit it, you have a thing for trashy gyaru High Orcs!

>> No.18510881

>>18510859
Nope. His tored body gets dragged away by the oni police.

>> No.18510884

Dead or Alive girls as monster girls?

>> No.18510885

>>18510881
Tired.
Guess I'm too tored myself and should go to sleep thinking about wife.

>> No.18510886

>>18510884
I like alive girls. Dead girls are too spooky for me

>> No.18510890

>>18510884
Gib kunoichis.
Also, holst Tina

>> No.18510893

>>18510880
Of course not! How could anyone love those smelly delinquents!

>> No.18510899

>>18510881
Is he going to end up with an Oni officer wife to top it all off?

>> No.18510908

>>18510890
All I want is a harem of monster girl versions of Mila, Tina, Lise and Christie. Maybe Rachel too.

>> No.18510922

>>18510803
>"Hmmm, I wonder where I'm going to sit today?"
>"Maybe on this incredibly comfortable purple couch that seems to melt all my troubles away?"
>"Or, maybe on this rough wooden crate I just received in the mail this morning?"
>'Am I feeling rustic? Desicions, desicions. What do you think, my dear maid?"
You can bully shogs a little.

>> No.18510923

>>18510908
Replace Lise and Christie with Helena and Kasumi, toss in those other two, and I'd be set.

>> No.18510925

>>18510899
No, they give him a long and boring class about the dangers of using raging mushroom and how good squishyflayers can be if he's stressed out. After that he goes back to his normal school days.

>> No.18510926

>>18510876
Yeah, there's a ton of good stuff in there, it's just hard to find sometimes. Here's two of my favourites:

https://pastebin.com/AXFNjdUx

https://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ

Aaaand now that I notice, they are both by the same author. Who hasn't posted a story in two years. Damn

>> No.18510933

>>18510925
Flayers are shit.

>> No.18510939

>>18510923
Those are some pretty good replacements.

>> No.18510943

>>18510926
He's still alive if that makes you feel any better.

>> No.18510952

>>18510926
I'm pretty sure KitSoviet did a story about a journalist who goes to the Soviet Fluffy Tail Republic, but I haven't been able to fine it anywhere. Do I have the wrong author, or did he just delete it?

>> No.18510955

>>18510939
The only question is, what would Helena be?
I keep going centaur for some reason.

>> No.18510962

>>18510952
Nope, I remember that too. But I can't find it in his stories. Maybe we're thinking of the Laborer series?

>> No.18510966

>>18510955
Probably something fancy like a Wight. Mila would obviously be a Salamander but I wonder what Lisa and Christie would be.

>> No.18510969

>>18510879
That sounds hot
>sneak up on coach mino while she's taking a shower
>startled when you suddenly grab those massive tits that you can't take your eyes off during P.E. before sliding down to feel the layer of chub hiding thick bundles of muscle
>"Hey, what do you think you're doing, lightweight?!"
>before she can pry your hands off her, she feels something long and thick force it's way up her ass
>her legs go weak as she loses her strength from the ass pounding you're giving her
>you'd really be working up a sweat right now if it wasn't for the warm water running over the both of you

>> No.18510973

>>18510962
Definitely not. this story was about a western journalist who gets raped by bunch of wealthier foxgirls, and then gets taken in by shelter for poorer ones.

>> No.18510980

>>18510966
Christie I can see as a snake or arachne of some sort.
Wight seems a tad overplayed for Helena.

As for Mila....Ghandarva? Chocolate mothman?

>> No.18510995

>>18510969
Exactly.
One hand, on those massive tanks she calls breasts, one groping the middle, and the D in her rear.
No stopping till she's out of breath and can't move.

>> No.18510997

>>18510980
But Mila is a fight loving boxer. How can a Ghandarva box?

>> No.18510998

>>18510893
I bet you walk past that unused classroom that the P'Orc delinquents hang out in. Just so you can smell that thick, powerful High Orc musk is flowing from it.

>> No.18511010

>>18510998
Absolutely wrong! The only reason I walk by that classroom is to make sure they're not doing anything illegal.

>> No.18511016

>>18510997
>How can a Ghandarva box?
There are large birds capable of breaking limbs, a harpy shouldn't have much trouble striking with her wings, that should be close enough if you allow for some deviation. Also, kick boxing.

>> No.18511017

>>18510997
Sorry, meant Lisa, brain is a little cooked.

>> No.18511020

>>18510973
Oh yeah, you're completely right. Now I remember it clearly. Can't find it anywhere, though.

>> No.18511026

>>18510995
>rear
But anon, you'd be wasting so much sperm. If I was the one molesting my Minotaur gym teacher I'd be hammering her womb before I could even think of the possible consequences.

>> No.18511030

>>18510973
https://pastebin.com/DSzXg9t4
HA! Found it!

>> No.18511032

>>18511017
Isn't Lisa a wrestler? I imagine having no arms would make that difficult.

>> No.18511042

>>18511026
No, that you gotta wait till she's almost begging you for babies, little brown cows to run around her home.

>> No.18511058

>>18511042
Then why not go the extra mile and fuck her thighs so she has to stare at all the seed that could have been shot right into her pussy?

>> No.18511060

>>18511032
Hence the the mothman as a second, a bit more fitting with her Butterfly name and theme until we get an actual one

>> No.18511067

>>18511060
Yeah that would work. Although if you plan to get Kasumi you might also have to take in Ayame.

>> No.18511070

>>18511058
Because I want her to know, when I head out after, that she's got some seed in her behind all that chub and meat.

>> No.18511074

>>18511067
I've got no issues with that.
They'd be bog-standard kunoichi though, no getting around that.

>> No.18511079

>>18511070
Man, I've been going about my Minotaur molestation fantasies completely wrong. Have fun getting raped by her after she breaks into your house.

>> No.18511084

>>18511074
Oh that's completely obvious. I wonder what Momiji would be, whatever it is I'd gladly take her in.

>> No.18511088

>>18511084
Werewolf because 2hu jokes

>> No.18511095

>>18511088
Please do not bully the Werewolf shrine maidens. Not all of them are delinquent tomboys.

>> No.18511104

>>18511079
Silly anon, thats why you hide a bit while she's about, grumbling about 'that brat' only to pop up, snake one hand to her breast, one hand to her womanhood, and commenting on how bold she must be feeling to break into someones home without a bra or panties on.

Hearing her try deny she had anything lewd in mind and 'just wanted payback' is all part of the fun.

>> No.18511108

>>18511017
Lisa needs braces

>> No.18511113

>>18511104
Is this a good time to suck on her milk tanks and see how delicious her Mino Milk is?

>> No.18511114

>>18511095
I can still see her being a werewolf due to the loyalty thing but you could always go Hebi for your shrine maiden needs.

>> No.18511117
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>> No.18511119

>>18511113
Maybe, but only after taking one in each hand, far from even fully grasping them, and commenting on if they're a little bigger since you last played with them.

>> No.18511143

>>18511119
Well obviously and only after that would you begin to idly rub your thumbs against her nipples while commenting about how aroused she must be.

>> No.18511144

>>18511030
>Unlisted
No wonder I couldn't find it.

>> No.18511155

>>18511143
Yep.
Gotta tease her and keep her on the back foot till you either stick it in and put a baby for her or take her out on a date where she wears an ill-fitting cute dress....

But now I must rest

>> No.18511157

>>18511117
Hug the bug.

>> No.18511160

>>18511155
Why not all three in that order?

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