Monster Girl Thread

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I need a hero!

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Maids are olev

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Maids are olev.
Olev!

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maids are olev?

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Metal Slime when?

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Maids are literal trash.

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>>18428715
There was one, but it disappeared

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>>18428711
>>18428704
Maids ARE olev.

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What happens in Lescatie, stays in Lescatie.

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>>18428702
FAT SNAKES

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Couple new wife commissions got finished! Artist threw in some poses for free too, pretty happy with how qt these are.

https://i.imgur.com/i0DrELo.png
https://i.imgur.com/8PF8T4X.png
https://i.imgur.com/sAtphPh.png

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Beware of dating Glacies

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>>18428730
Who is this semen demon?

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No girl can resist the snug.

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Maids are for bullying.

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>>18428744
Snug always win

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>>18428738
Mice are nice!

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Miia commission from Mari is done
Really happy with how it came out, getting something from Mari has always been a goal.

That midriff shading

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>>18428742

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>>18428743
Homer Simpson, sir.

One of your jizz wailers from Sector 7-G

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>>18428738
Geez anon, how much did you spend on these?

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>>18428766
>>18428730
More fat snakes

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>>18428791
About 40$ per pic, but the artist threw in two poses for free in each picture as well. Super nice girl

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>>18428796
Based.

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Tundranubis!

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>>18428772
[X] Cuddling accident, as the Anubis front desk girl looks smug

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>>18428754
Snug is unbeatable.

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If a queen slime can be any sub type, can a shog be a queen slime?

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>>18428852
Queens can't be maidos.

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>>18428871
Why not the head maid?

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>>18428877
>tumblr filename

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>>18428892
>bitching about one of the only sites to keep an uncompressed version of its images

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>>18428900
>tumblr filename

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>>18428900
Yeah, with all the other awful shit to bitch about in here lately this is pretty low on the list.

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>>18428637
Is that all you have for now?

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>>18428877
Blue skin is the best

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>>18428818
Tundranubis needs a warm scarf and fur earmuffs, she's going to freeze!

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>>18428852
Of course a Shog can become a Queen Shog. That's how you get fully staffed Shog manors.

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>>18428747
On the subject of bullying maids, another chapter of Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san was translated.

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>>18428950
I hate how this manga keeps reminding me of what I'm missing out on.

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Is loli gagging allowed?

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I want to bop a little Wendigo on the head with her squeaky stretchy meat toy!

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>>18429033
Absostively anon! Whether that's repeatedly triggering her gag reflex with your dick or making her wear various implements to stuff her mouth and/or obscure her speech or even both, loli gagging is good stuff!

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>>18429037
I want to take the bone out of my middle school student Wendigo's stretchy meat and insert my penis in the hole at lunchtime!

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>>18429046
but how will she tell you she loves you KDF?

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>>18429046
What about a dildo deepthroat trainer that pounds her throat while she's at school?

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>>18429060
>CHOMP

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>>18429073
>he doesn't want to feel his student's sharkteeth all over sensei's dick
>he probably hasn't even taken creepshots of her eating

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>>18429068
With her eyes and her excited slurping noises and her enthusiasm anon! My daughteru doesn't need words to tell me she loves me.

>>18429072
Maybe not at school anon as she needs that time to learn and play with her friends, but definitely at home during her free time!

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Jinn of the Jar desert merchant who lives in a basket on a flying carpet.

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>>18429081
I want to watch girls' sex ed where they practice deepthroating with dildoes!

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>>18429111
Just don't get caught anon, or they might make you be their practice dummy!

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remove all Russians now..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84R0qhoEtgM

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>>18429117
Try not to lose your hand, there.

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>>18429121
Remove yourself you fucking shithead.

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>>18429120
Oh dear, I'd hate that. Wendi-chan is the only student I want to molest. I'll have to do it with a hidden camera instead.

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>>18429121
Okay but that Cheshire was hot and on point
I ain't about to ask for a slew of 3DPD photos etc but credit where credit's due

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>>18429130
Okay, just be careful anon.

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>>18429126
cyka blyat somewhere else cunt.

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>>18429145
I'm not even Russian, I just want you to fuck off with your shitty spamming.

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>>18429139
Do you mean that the teacher would call the cops if the found my camera?

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Which maids are the most olev?

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>>18429201
The Abomination, of course.

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>>18429201
Alp maids I guess because olev originated from Prunus Girl.

Why do you guys keep forcing that gay meme anyways?

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>>18429201
Stop posting this picture every thread you fucking nigger.

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>>18429208
Go back to /lgbt/ alpfag.

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>>18429208
Has ~forcing~ lost all meaning by now?

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>>18429206
She eats whore babies though.

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>>18429221
>whore babies
Toddlercon fags pls

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>>18429220
Why did you post an image that has nothing to do with anything? It's not even a monster girl.

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>>18429226
It's an Alp

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>>18429225
I meant babies of whores.

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>>18429230
So why are you posting transexuals?

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>>18429230
It's a trap and the OG "olev" character, but it's not an alp.

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>>18429241
Because she's cute???

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>>18429244
Eat shit and die newfag.

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>>18429244
>cute
Fuck off faggot

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>>18429239
I want her to sound me and eat my semen straight from the balls, if you know what I mean.

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>>18429206
>>18429239
>>>/a/

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>>18429267
Sorry, I thought this was the monster girl thread. I guess I was mistaken.

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>>18429297
Fucking hell, just how retarded can one person be?

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>>18429306
Don't bite the bait dipshit, you're giving him what he wants.

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>>18429297
>>18429306
You have to go back.

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>thread once against descends into autism
It's like we're back in 2014. It's good to be back.

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>>18429306
Like I said I thought this was the monster girl thread and that I could post monster girls, but it seems I was mistaken. Sorry.

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>>18429297
>>18429325
I guess we should start posting alps, siths and futa monster girls then. After all they are monster girls.

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Would you a zombie triceratops?

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>>18429325
Vore doesn't fly here man, you should've lurked more to learn that. Also there's someone who's been spamming the same few images of the Overlord maids almost every few threads so a big chunk of us are sick of them.

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>>18429334
No, fuck off.

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>>18429340
Fuck off

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>>18429348
>>18429351
fuck off

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>>18429363
Go post your sub-par trash art on /monster/ where it belongs you turbofaggot

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Liches > Every Undead girl

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>>18429410
Undead reptiles are so much more cuddly though.

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>>18429418
Yeah but they're dumb.

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>>18429419
Isn't there a saying about how a man is happiest when his wife is dumb?

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>>18429410
Unholy corpse chimera abominations are the best undead girls.

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Werewolf Nuns.
Lamia Nuns.
Succubi Nuns.
Minotaur Nuns.
Demon Nuns.
Dominatrix Nuns, Submissive Nuns, faux pure Nuns, full lustful Nuns.
Nuns Nuns Nuns Nuns, Nuns.

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>>18429441
Knight Nuns!

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>>18429424
I don't think so.

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>>18429441
Don't forget Nun buns.

>>18429458
What do you even do with a genius undead wife?
With a dumb wife you can enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

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>>18429445
Nightmare nuns! Pray by day, worship her body by night!

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>>18428818
>You're poorly dressed for such weather, traveller.
>It's a miracle a Yeti or pack of Ice Wolves hasn't claimed you yet.
>I suppose it's now my duty to see you through the Tundra unscathed.

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>>18429481
You can concoct powerful potions to use during sex or sell them to the local populous, you could also participate in erotic experiments which can lead to other fun things. There are a lot more things you can do with a smart girl like a Lich than a dumb idiot like a Zombie Dragon.

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>>18429488
I want to tie a Knight Nun to a cross and build an altar around her to worship her every day!

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>>18429488

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Goodnight Dipshits. I hope this fucking thread burns to the ground. Just remember that your waifu's are all fake and the portals are never coming.

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>>18429584
Fuck you, I'm gonna impregnate my alp girlfriend one day and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>18429584
Can you just stop posting while you're at it?

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>>18429584
do not come back tomorrow, ,,kudasai''

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>>18429543
I've seen where this goes.

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>>18429675
I want to go there right now. I need to snuggle up with my dream horse.

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>>18429708
Go away, furfag.

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>>18429712
Wait, what?

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He's really going for it today...

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>>18429708
why did they make the hypnotoad into a monstergirl

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>>18429772
To bring glory to the hypnowife, of course.

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Now you're in trouble anon...

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>>18429847
What's the worst a large group of Succubi could do to a lone vulnerable man?

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>>18429441
>Succubi Nuns.

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>>18429708
Pukei pukei is weird

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>>18429926
>nails extend when she has her eyes open

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Heaven or hell?

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>>18429441
Vampire nuns.

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>>18430097
Hellven.

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>>18430101
Loli nuns

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https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/965182325553115137
What a lewd kunoichi.

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>>18430097
Let's rock!

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>>18429441
Shoggoth nuns

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>>18430097
Hell.
It has best girl and best bullying target. Heaven just has NEET and uncaring sadist.

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>>18430160
She is using ero-jutsu and ancient medicine to prepare her first and last assassinate.

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>>18430114
It is advised to place your donations to the church into your appointed loli nun.

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>>18428818
I want to see a depiction of the undead kingdom Automaton that was briefly discussed in that thread.

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>>18430291
What was it like?

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>>18428877
Why are demons so perfect?

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>>18428877
>>18373889

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>>18430227
Vigne isn't a NEET or a sadist.

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>>18430160
A kunoichi maid would be great

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>>18430364
Would she have a tragic backstory? I think it'd be better if she suddenly decided to become a maid after seeing a Kiki happily buying groceries for her master.

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>>18430398
That sounds nice

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>>18429410
Wights > Liches >>> the rest

>>18429481
>What do you even do with a genius undead wife?
She doesn't have to be dumb to take dick.

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>>18429481
>What do you even do with a genius undead wife?
Learn things from her.

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>>18429481
>What do you even do with a genius undead wife?
>With a dumb wife you can enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

there's a great complexity to simplicity which the mentally gifted can appreciate

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Evil maids are best paired with good hearted masters. You cannot dispute this.

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>>18430594
Only when the maids ruin their masters' morality.

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>>18430594
I wouldn't mind that.
A muscled, kiki maid that secretly is a super villain would be nice.
Would only be better if I also had a good kiki maid that was her rival.

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>>18430594
Ancient evil maid who just needs the money to build back her army for world domination with a master who hired her after saving her from getting arrested for shoplifting.

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>>18430632
>Jahy-sama as a maid
Very cute. I bet Master would have to teach her all about cleaning!

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>>18430594
I really can't.

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>>18430608
>/fit/ kiki and soft kiki
>Both serve the same master
>Both are Rival villain and hero
>Their nightly battles go from thrilling battles of good and evil to an extension of the catfights they have at 'home'

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>>18429201
>Look mom, I posted it again!

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>>18430740
Oh my God, it’s just stacking up now. Can this kid fuck off already?

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>>18429201
If you don't answer Solution Epsilon or Entoma Zeta you have no sense of spirit or adventure.

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>>18429201
Easy choice.

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>>18429201
Solution because she's the sexiest and she knows it. Also slime.

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>>18430779
So how does this one murder random people?
Because it doesn't look obviously monsterous.

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How would you go about making your monster girl maid into your wife?
Typical marriage ceremony? Impregnating her and taking responsibilities? Overly dramatic declaration of love?

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>>18430804
>doesn't look obviously monstrous
I think she's in fact a Doppelganger, I can't remember.

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>>18430805
typical courtship and dating like the normies do. I suspect she will move in and be my maid full-time when we meet, and then we will marry in a bit over a year. Then she can stop maiding, and focus on wifeing.

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>>18430805
Standard declaration and marriage ceremony.

>>18430809
Ah.
Doppelgangers are under-rated, although I can understand seeing as they lose their powers if you enjoy their main form the most.

seriously, how much fun could you have with a girl that could alter herself to try fun, new things?

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>>18430804
>>18430809
Yup, she's a doppelganger, her true form supposedly looks similar to a female version of pandora's actor who has a blank face and dark holes where his eyes and mouth should be.

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>>18430804
Nabe is a doppleganger and a retard, Yuri is a Dullahan and good aligned to probably wouldn't kill you, Lupu is a werewolf and psycho, CZ is a cutedroid and neutral~good so another fairly safe option, Solution is a shoggoth and stinky, Entoma is literally a spider.
So, which meido's panties would you take?

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>>18430832
Is Yuri implying she enjoys anal here? I hope so

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>>18430832
Dullahand or android, I actually want a family, not a bunch of murderers and nut-jobs

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>>18430842
>wants a family
>picks the two that can't have babies
Realistically Lupus is the only one that could have human babies, or at least the most likely.

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>>18430850
Then we adopt because they seem like the best two of the group.

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>>18430818
>>18430822
So, a vanilla relationship with a vanilla maid. What species would she be?

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>>18430859
Probably a kiki, although species largely doesn't matter, a minomaid or jinko maid would be good, as would a sphinx or apophis.

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>>18430801
DRILLS
R
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>>18430822
>seriously, how much fun could you have with a girl that could alter herself to try fun, new things?
That's actually my entire fetish. The fun to be had is endless! Doppelgangers are pretty great, and a girlfriend who could shapeshift into all sorts of other monstergirls would be a clever cheat.
>>18430859
Shoggoth. I would also want her to pick up a part time job around town, so she's not stuck inside all day.

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>>18430872
That it would.
You could also have her try out different bodytypes.


She could be pear shaped, oppai loli, regular loli, a tall, busty stunner or even muscled/flat out fat for those types of folks.

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>>18430877
I would have her change body types at random, but I hope my dick game is strong enough that she can't maintain a stable form in the first place. I want to leave a shapeshifter a quivering pile of skin, bones, and teeth, while she questions everything about what she thought humans standards for attractiveness are.

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>>18430894
What?
I mean, I'd be a bit in the same boat but my 'unstable form' would just be her waking up with a different bodytype and proportions each morning.

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>>18430864
Jinko maid who had a completely normal upbringing and happy life, but everyone who meets her comes up with tragic scenarios for why such a big strong monster ended up serving an ordinary anon.

>>18430872
>>18430877
The happiest moment of a relationship with a doppelganger is when yo realize that you finally know her well enough that you can recognize her no matter what she turns into.

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>>18430909
>They say everything from her being an ex-soldier wanting a quieter life to a guy who tricked her and won her in a right of conquest.
>The truth is she just loves the uniforms and wants to be a cute maid.
>Every time she tries to correct them they just put a finger to her lips and tell her not to worry, they 'understand'

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>>18430909
That it is, although it may be awkward when I show up the second time with her to see my parents and she went from a more normal bodytype to a super oppai loli and they thought I dumped her.

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>>18430907
That's good too. I just want to take it to a lewder lever, where I satisfy her so well that she can't maintain her shape, and starts to change randomly with my every thrust! Until she is blubbering about my dick and more puddle than humanoid. I'm aware I'm weird.
>>18430909
That would be a pretty happy Dop.

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>>18430934
Sounds more like a slime would be up your alley as I don't think the MGE ones can go non-solid

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>>18430946
You're not wrong. My waifu is Doppel, but for MGEs setting I default to the Shoggoth who is the closest.

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>>18430919
>She goes shopping for a new broom
>The cashier gives her a veteran discount and words of encouragements
>A cop calls her out on her way home
>He offers to save her from the people blackmailing her into being a maid

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>>18430956
Would be funny to see anon leave the bedroom and have a pool of slime laying there with that goofy little smile the parasite slime face has.

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>>18430828
DER WILLE MEINES GOTT

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>>18430957
>Those awkward moments where she tries to correct them but they still don't believe her.

She even has a certificate of Maid-dom from the Maid council! Victorian class!
Poor maid jinko, I'd just treat her like the masterful maid she is at the end of the day.

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>>18430925
They'd spend months wondering about how you managed to score a tall classy dragon after your first visit, and then next time you drop by you're accompanied by a genki oppai loli cow.
Good luck convincing them they're the same girl.

>>18430970
Having all those people doubt her way of life must make her love her master all that much more.

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>>18430962
Slime smiles are too precious for this twisted world.

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>>18430977
Exactly.
We may to agree on a 'set form' for when she visits the family, or just have her change back into a dragon for that.

Granted, i'd probably keep her more 'human' than other species but experimenting with other species to an extent would be nice.
Can you imagine a man in a harem with a doppel and a phantom?

>>18430980
Another underrated species.

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>>18430977
Nothing would make her happier, especially when master treats her just like a regular maid despite her size and build.

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>>18430992
>Doppel + Phantom
Is this real life?

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>>18430996
Is this just fantasy?
Trapped in a landslide, no escape from reality.

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>>18431002
>tfw your wives won't let you out of the lotus dream until their pregnant in three different historical periods.

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>>18431008
A fantastic combo

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>>18430992
>Spoiler
You'd lose any motion of reality within 5 weeks and then you'll be too busy having sex with thousands of perfect women (actually just your 2 wives) in thousands of different places and eras (actually your bedroom) to even bother about what's going on in real life.

>>18430994
>She accidentally breaks the fridge's door due to her strength
>You later find her in a corner sobbing and mumbling about how everyone is right about her
>You tell her that it's completely normal for a maid to occasionally break appliances
>You even go all out to break the fridge's second door to show her how fragile it is
>She cheers up and thanks you for being such a formidable and understanding master
>You badly pulled your back in the process but it was worth it to protect your maid's smile

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>>18431008
>A pair of ancient queens ravaged by a barbarian raider
>A down on his luck knight bedding two concubines
>A futuristic merchant king retiring to the bedchambers with his wives while money trickles in.

Now that's what I call roleplay

>>18431078
Yeah, that could screw with a mans perception of time and space.

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Gyaru Amazoness.

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>>18431078
Exactly.
She is my perfect, elegant maid and I won't let anyone else dispute that!

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>>18431091
Still living in the jungle, or a citymazon?

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>>18431091
>Hey Bah-key, look at this scrumptious little slave I just nabbed from those traders! He was, like, so totally cute trying to fend me off with that sword!

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>>18431109
JK obviously.

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>>18431091
>>18431118
Phew. My weakness for valley girl speak is shameful sometimes.

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>>18431130
Aww. I imagined young Amazons in the jungle dressing in the latest city fashions to attract mates.

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>>18431081
Someone needs to drink her nectar already, look at those huge breasts.

>>18431130
JK monster girls are by far and away the best.
The best time to ask ouy a gyaru Amazoness is when she is skipping class and smoking tribal herbs behind school.

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>>18431091
I'm going to force one to stop smoking by throwing water at her everytime she's doing it.

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>>18431154
Clearly the disciplinary committee needs to get right on that. They'll send stern young man who hates any kind of rule breaking. Sure he's a little on the short side but he'll surely sort her out.

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>This kills the meido.

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>>18431166
>Punishing her bad habit.
>Reinforcing her to do it out of spite.

You're doing it wrong. Reward her for it.
>Surprise her with headpats/chinsctatches if she did not smoke within the day.
>Tell her it's a reward for staying healthy.
>Start doing it, rewarding with more cuddling and affection.
>Soon, she'll forget that it's a reward and think it's just a passtime

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>>18431176
hell be fine

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What kind of naughty things would you write on a jiangshi's tag?

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>>18428818
What do I get if I search the tundra and gift her coat of White Horn, cloak of Wendigo, and scarf of Yeti?

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>>18431091
Gyaru Fairy.

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>>18431196
I wonder if Monster girl high schools work hard to make sure there's an even male/female ratio?

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>>18431204
Akira Toriyama pls go and stay go

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>>18431210
No.

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>>18431195
>Doing it out of spite
Nah, everytime she looks at a cig she'll feel a drop of water on her shoulder, making her rethink what she's about to do. Na matter where she is, I'll be there staring at her with some water magic ready to be cast.

Also, gyaru amazons are not dog or cat girls.

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>>18431248
You know what's super comfy about working at a small store? Those customers that are super friendly and drop by just to chat.

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>>18431256
Unless a unagi is working there.
Then you always gotta be on your toes.

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Would you accept her services?

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>>18431264
Why?

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>>18431270
Because shes always looking for a chance to take you on her slip'n'slide.

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>>18431279
I wouldn't mind that, as long as her breasts are big and soft.

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>>18431267
Does it involve a hug?

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Why most vampires are blonde/albino with red eyes?

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>>18431267
Can she fix my fear of women, my crippling self esteem issues and my constant misery?

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>>18431308
Because nobility is only ever blonde or pitch black.

No one ever heard of a ginger noble.

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>>18431308
nobility image

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>>18431312
She can fix all of that and more.

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>>18431288
This made me realize just how hard flat chested Unagi-Joros must have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431308
Vampires are weak to sunlight so pale skin makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a freckly, pale ginger Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431436
I mean, I have some pretty low standards to please so I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18428950

A new fluff is coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431436
I'd rather a blond Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431454
I want to kidnap a lolifox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431454
bad fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431467

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431467
Kidnapping loli monsters would be fun. I'd grab myself a whitecap and lock her up to see het going crimson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431436
Ginger kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431467
>>18431482
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431454
What an evil looking fox. I bet she plans on getting him addicted to pampering and mofu.

>>18431467
What do you do after kidnapping her? Release her so you can do it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431436
Would she also only have shoulder-length hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431436
>freckly
Yes.
>pale
If I must, but darker is always better.
>ginger
No. Hair is jet black, rich brown or snow white only. Get that carrot-top shit outta here.

>>18431501
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

full color, uncensored fluffy tail fondling

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431501
Amputee lover plz go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431526
A bobcut would be even better but that doesn't go so well with the freckly redhead look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431525
I want to buy the most expensive service at a mofu cafe and abuse my power as a VIP customer.

[Anonymous No.]

Kittysnek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431573
Something seems off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431578
I see nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Heavy impregnation sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431573
Are snake asses functional?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431567
I want to have one leg blown off at the knee by a land mine while serving the ZOG in Goatistan, and then when I get off the plane back in my home country, hobble past the Healing Fetishists Anonymous group's weekly meeting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431614
I'm torn between a trio of soft shortstacks or muscled girls for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Would kejourous find natural redheads odd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431600
Would populate a 25 man raid with our children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431197
>’butt slut’
>’anon’s personal whore’
>’fertile broodmother’

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431197
Jiangshis are for squeezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431605
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431436
>no Irish Kejorou twins who drink you under the table then make a hearty breakfast the morning after to help the hangover
I want to be free of this pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431619
>healing fetishists anonymous
I'm glad word of my support group is getting out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431654
Putting a baby in her while she's still pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431654
i would keep her impregnated nonstop like a queen,the excess monsters will need to build an outside fortress to keep having space for population

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431691
>just one

anon you need to try harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431693
Shr's already pregnant with 30 and every ejaculation is one more. I don't know how she's going to give birth though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431702
She's got a fold-open womb. They're just going to fall out in a pile, and then she'll close it upto repeat the cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431702
>>18431714
You guys are fucked. Stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431614
>Wow, my sisters did a number on you, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431702
Eggs! one by one,even better if eggs got distinct color/spots depending on the monster

be sure to rub and kiss her overfilled breeding womb and pamper her nonstop

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431692
>Historians after the Awakening have placed less weight on the importance of river valleys to the growth of civilizations
>They now theorise that Babylon, Egypt, ancient China and the Indus Valley civilizations were founded on Echidna lairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431714
That makes it easier. The only problem is that her belly is so big, we barely have space to move around.

>>18431724
I'll pamper and kiss her while breeding even more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431725
>Echidnas daugheru gacha depends on the geographic location of them

that would bring so many issues,imagine one echidna in the dragon lands

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431735
Well, think of the alternative: if it weren't affected by geography, your reptilian daughterus would suffer in Winterstown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431743
Nice butt and thighs on that humie

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431754
ice drakes exist!

>>18431734
try to not forcing her belly too much anon,she needs to be able to move and cuddle with husbando,10 sounds like a good number,not 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431777
That's the least of their problems, now their Anubis daughter has grown up strange >>18428818! How will she present herself to the Pharaoh now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431777
100? Sure, I could do that but first I'd need to dig around to build some space for us or things might get too tight. I wonder if the DL would be impressed by my feats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431198
Only very wise and powerful shamans or medicine women can choose to make their hide into a spirit vessel when they pass on. Any of these would be extremely valuable and have a lot of spiritual significance.

>coat of white horn
Fine regalia, passed down from mother to daughter. She would be honored but might grill you a bit to make sure you got it legitimately, and check to make sure you have the antlers. Otherwise she would happily wear it as ceremonial regalia or for a dance. You might find that once she's had it for a while her skin will become very warm, and she'll be more touchy-feely. Wearing it makes her feel very calm and at peace. Traditionally worn by new mothers, she would slowly take on more motherly traits.

>cloak of wendigo
Bad medicine. Wendigo is Black Manitou, evil of spirit and a foul denizen of the black lodge. Only usable for casting hexes and trying to forcibly turn someone into a wendigo. Not the awawa kind either, these are real man-eating demons of horror, violence and hunger. She wouldn't want to touch it, maybe not even look at it. She would probably try to burn it to purify it and would put you through a sweat to remove the wendigo's taint.

>scarf of yeti
One of the rarest kinds of spirit vessel, used only for very special weddings. These are lent out between tribes because of how valuable they are, and contain the essence of eternal love's embrace. It's said that if a couple who truly love each other tie their hands together with the scarf as they are wed, they are to be blessed with a wonderful marriage and many strong, healthy children. If you presented her with this she would believe you are not only proposing, but also vowing to be with her for the rest of time, both on earth and in the spirit world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431654
>Your wife will never build Ulduar with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431454
So this thing is going to degenerate in to harem, japs and their shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431743
That's a hot horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431743
Where is the futa horse cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431855
That's well and good for the more rustic MGs of the frozen North. What of the more civilised girls? How will tribal Tundranubis react if I gave her the obi of a Yuki-Onna, the hairpin of a Glacies, the crown of an Ice Queen, or the runesword of a Lich Queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431811
Anon no!

>>18431865
>ywn make a new civilization with your snek wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431901
She might not actually know what they were. Living a nomadic lifestyle out in the northern wilderness doesn't leave her much time to travel or read up on foreign cultures. You might have to introduce her to new ideas and cultures yourself. You'd be her introduction to paw rubs, chocolate and coffee, most likely.

She might have heard about Ice queen from the White Horn Lapp shamans that sometimes come over to trade, enough to know that she lives way, way farther north in the arctic circle.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431880

Sometimes a man needs more fox girls for extra healing for having to work a 12 hour shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431971
Left > Right

Because she's a Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431978
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431968
>>18431979
Go away, /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431880
There is a chance she'll end up moving in the the guy's neighbour instead.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431997
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

God I just want to wrestle around with a smug kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431971
Incorrect, that's just you failing to give them extra tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431997
What an ugly designed tarrasque

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432050
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432056
Learn what?

[Anonymous No.]

>image spammer is back
For fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432063
What is that exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432063
>Vaal Hazak's effluvium now decreases refractory periods instead of hit points

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432083
So I'm guessing candle-lit romances are a no go with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431983
Normally, for the face marks. In this case because of how smug she always looks, also they're always curvy to bait males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432056
>>18432050
This just made me realize tall alps would be really rare.

[Anonymous No.]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.]

>"why don't you fight?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432130
Because I already have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432130
What if a person who a salamander knew was a good fighter refused to fight them?
Would they be offended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432148
That's not an excuse. If I had a wife I'd still battle salamanders because it would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432152
No, they'd just force him to fight like something out of those japanese bugmen shows she used to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432130
Because I don't care for it, and I'm no good at fighting.
I'd sooner build a remote controlled robot to fight for me.

[Anonymous No.]

"Big" dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432130
I only know how to use my fists or a rifle. I'm not comfortable hitting cute girls with either.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a scylla idol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432200
No Anon I loathe with my entire being idol monster girls who would let me be treated like a younger brother.

I'm being sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432130
A wise man one said "make love, not war"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432156
This is how you get catfights between your wife and salamanders who tried to have their way with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432215
Why not both?
I mean its MGE, all the fighting one could want with none of the bloodshed.
Besides it usually ends in sex, so everyone's a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432109
>implying those tall anons spouting manlet memes don't have a gay height difference fetish.
You cannot dispute this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432233
>Sweaty dragon and salamander with ripped clothes bitting and scratching each other while their bodies press together
Worth it for the absurd boner.

>>18432240
Fighting beautiful woman is one of the world's finest pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432248
That's so much of a stretch it would make a fairy blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432258
I have yet to see a tall chad irl all i see are "nice guys". Manlets got the most attention on my college campus from 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432200
I'd rather ex-idols.

>>18432192
I like my dogs 'bigger'

[Anonymous No.]

Going on a date with a loli Lich wearing the profile outfit, making out with her and groping her naked body in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18431723
>The first one knocks you down and rapes you
>The second uses her blades to cut you all over as she rapes you
>The last one rubs demonic energy gel on the wounds

Being bullied by the Kamaitachi sisters is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432273
What does that have to do with the "gay height difference fetish?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I need a hellhound AT LEAST 7 feet tall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432284
Ya gotta throw the ocean away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432299
Is that in human height or dog height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432302
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432275
Be careful now.
Extra big wans are an extra big challenge to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432278
>The second uses her blades to cut you all over as she rapes you
>she's the tall one with the sharp eyes and the long ponytail

Well you've got my fucking attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432311
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432343
It's like dog years. If human, actually 7+ feet. If dog, 1+ foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432311
Yes, and is it an African or a European wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432349
Normalfags would never accept monstergirls as superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432284
source on the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432378
>What are elves
>What are catgirls
>What are vampires
>What are whatever bog standard fantasy race
>What are the quintessential bunnies that have been drilled into everyone's minds since the days of playboy
It's not a matter of them considering them superior or not, it's a matter of whether they'll stop at knife ears being the only noticeable outward physical change or go full unredeemable degenerate for a true form shoggoth. Monster girls have been on the mind of normalfags since the times of greeks with lamiae and harpies, and even in the middle ages and so with succubi and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432349
>>18432406
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432334
I'm fine with that.
Big wans best wans

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432407
Japan will be swamped with kemonomimi and automatons on day 1 and it would progress from there.

[Anonymous No.]

Poor beta lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432462
Burn in hell faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432474
Quit replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>18432462
I unronically feel like the beta meme suits lizardmen since everyone wants their cooler cousins instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432480
>cooler

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to be very careful when bathing your Hinezumi daughterus. One wrong move or splash and they might instantly develop a daddy fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432487
>>18432480
Meh, I enjoy both the stoic warrior lizard and the hot headed one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432504
That just weakens them and softens their temperament.
Literally all you need to do is not dick them like any other species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432462
This is a dead meme, stop pushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432520
He's a spamming faggot from /monster/. Replying will just encourage him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432518
That would be hard for some anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432518
>Literally all you need to do is not dick them like any other species.
How dare you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432527
Yes, but they were daughteru dickers from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432535
True that. They think about dicking the poor cuties while they are still in their waifus' womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432548
Sooner that that dude, all the daughteru dickers here aren't even married yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432506
It would be fun to annoy the shit out of a lizard while she tried to remain honest and full of honor, tricking her with every move and slightly humiliating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432554
They are in their fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432518
How DO hinezumis take baths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432603
They don't-MAMONO MANA keeps them clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432615
But what if I have a sweat fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432603
By getting in water.
It's not like it hurts them, they just lose their power temporarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432615
That's a cop out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432603
They use hot water. It makes them weaker, but it's not like a rapist will show up and attack them, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432628
>a rapist
Please do not refer to her husband by such crude names.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat cuddle cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432677
But thats a shorstack jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432701
Jinkos are cats aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong for a Wyvern to cling to you like a Jubjub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432705
In a sense but that jinko is not big!
She also isn't fat, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432724
Looks mostly just like big tits + a bit of thighs.
I’ll ree when there’s rolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432709
It's wrong because that means you MERE'd her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432750
What's wrong with wanting to protect your dragon and loving her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432750
t.Hazzard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432766
Can you delete that? It's off topic and counts against our images.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never watch you mega milf Echidna wife coil her thick tail around all the babies you've had together so far while nursing two of them, telling them all how much she loves them and that they will have a lot more sisters on the way
>she will never look at you with hearts in her eyes and blow you a kiss overflowing with her love towards the father of her children
Portals need to open right now, damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432765
Wyverns are pretty chill and respectful with the right upbringing. You can have sex with her in a proper manner that doesn't reduce her to the level of a bird in heat (or a mere female lizard).
Feel free to MERE any haughty ojou Dragon tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432749
Exactly, shortstack, not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432783
Ryu are for making into happy mothers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432791
>your ryu will never call your daughters her 'little rays of sunshine.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432783
It's not like mereing mindbreaks a girl, it just makes them less embarrassed out showing how much she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432772
Just report him, he always does this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Using science how do we open the portals?

[Anonymous No.]

The Dream of the Fisherman's-wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432791
>>18432798
Would a Ryu mother make it rain when her daughters misbehave?

>>18432813
You're not wrong, but the kind of people who want to MERE a Dragon will do so to the extreme. They're the same kind of people who will take a Dragon Zombie who is already a mere female lizard to begin with and then break her even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432825
When has opening portals with science ever gone well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432855
Worked great for Doomguy. someone open a portal to hell, I need a demon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432862
One instance out of many does not signify goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432862
I want to see a hell gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432868
Just shows everything is good if you're badass enough. Also, we were asked when it EVER worked well. It worked well that one time for that one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Momsters über alles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432876
Fair point. The only concern is how long it took to make the achievement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432879
My momster would be marked by having huge breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432879
That's a human though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432825
We make science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432879
I need to breed an Ochi Minamoto momster. Her sonu/lord needs heirs. Lots of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432887
Isn't that a requirement for being a momster? Mommy can't be flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432879
Servants are not monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432898
She'd be an oni though, considering she has oni blood.

>>18432899
No, we're talking HUGE tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432896
Fuck off you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432879
There are so many times where your momster would have to hold back with all her willpower from ruining your innocence.
When you give her a present on Valentine's day, when you remember her birthday, when you write her a letter for Mother's day, and most importantly the day only the top 0.01% of momsters manage to hold back on: when you tell her that you want to marry her when you grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432901
Kikis and shogs beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432912
Stop playing dumb, fateshitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432907
I'm not the guy spamming screencaps, Anon. I just found that one hilariously appropriate for the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432894
>>18432898
>>18432901
She may be a human, but she's an example all monster girls follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432921
Irrelevant to the thread, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432904
Doesn't change the fact that she should be carrying my daughters
>"You want to 'breed' Mama?
>she takes off her panties and spreads her legs
>"Well go right ahead, sweetie. That's what mothers are for. I'll make as many as you like."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432919
>lying on the internet
Come on /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432921
>example all monster girls follow.
Monster girls should be retarded untrustworthy sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432919
You;re still a huge faggot for encouraging it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432926
You're free to believe that I'm lying or not but I know i'm telling you the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432870
cacodemon girls are already a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>Let's see if Mizone's done anything lat-

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432953
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432955
Now that's just lazy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432959
Nevermind, I found it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my pudgy yuki to come with me to beer league hockey so she can watch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432953
This expands the dong.

[Anonymous No.]

Krakens are for kuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433019
Consenting to cuddles with a Kraken means allowing her to smother every inch of your body with her tentacles.
Wouldn't you feel uncomfortable with her wrapping herself around your thighs or some other part of your body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433019
Stop posting this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if your monster imouto comes into your room in the middle of the night claiming she had a nightmare and can't sleep, it's a 50/50 chance that it's just a ploy to snuggle up.
But are you really going to risk being a huge jerk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433051
Why would I? She's not a degenerate like those ropers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432825
real talk just smash atoms together until reality breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433051
No? It's just a cuddle after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433051
I love having my thighs touched though. It's your butt you'd need to worry about, but it's a kraken, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433051
Heck no.
Yeti envy no-one. Except the scyllas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433059
Yes so I can see that cute pout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433079

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433015
Enough to fight one of the Demon Lords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433059
Depends on her age. If she's pretty young I'd let her sleep with me and I'd protect her from the mean nightmares, but if she was a bit older I'd chill in her room until she blacked out from sleepiness and then I'd head back to mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433082
You're a big meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433087
it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433109
Gonna molest miko mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433100
>protect her from the mean nightmares
Somewhere a Nightmare is muttering about people and their damn stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433090
Of course, nothing beats the cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433113
Do not!
She has very important duties around the shrine to tend to, she'll have you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433115
Aww, I'd give her a pat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433134
Surely she can sweep while she gets her mofu touched.
The other mikos can probably do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433115
Only the mean ones. The nice ones can stay and give us both nice dreams and me the dream V

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433012
Yukis getting drunk at hockey matches and fighting people

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433163
Anon no!
They're polite girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433115
>>18433135
>>18433161
>D-do you have any idea how hard it gets to be a nightmare?
>Every day you hear it over and over again. "Oh man I had such an awful nightmare last night." "Mommy please make the awful nightmares go away!"
>Nnh. Nothing but complaining day in and day out. We deal in good dreams! FUN DREAMS! It's all slander and lies!

>And that's not even getting into the fools who think the scythe is some cheap Baphomet ripoff. The absolute nerve of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433087
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433173
It's okay Carrot Stick, you're my dreammare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433215
>Carrot Stick
anon that is RACIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433173
>When mares in heat are unabashed sluts
>Nearly every Centaur turns into a harlot when they're in estrus
>When Unicorns are an exception to the rule

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433173
FRONT.
PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433248
RACIST and CUTE! She likes it (and carrots), so it's fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433259
Getting raped by a unicorn must be awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433167
They get a little overboard with their snow powers when they're drunk, it's hockey after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433344
Anon, there are some monstergirls who rape you and then there are some monstergirls who get raped by you. Unicorns are the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433357
Someone needs to make a full list of MGE girls. Who are the rapists, who are the rapees and who can go either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433357
Just because a unicorn calls it "making love" doesn't change the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433370
>In the same way as other monsters they make the man they like their husband and produce children by him, but unlike other monsters, they never attack and force intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432240
I wonder.
If selene is based on physical power, how would the fight change if she got serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gomenasai, my name is Wilmarina-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian Dragotaku (Dragonime fan for you paladins). I draw Dragons and Wyverns on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Dragon games. (Skyrim, Drakengard, Spyro series)
>I train with my claws every day, these superior weapons can cut clean through steel because they are folded over a thousand times, and are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my claws license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Dragonian fluently, both standard and the Zipanguan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dragonian history and their mere female lizard code, which I follow 100%.
>When I get my Dragonian visa, I am moving to Dragonia to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a mere female lizard for my husband, or a fire-breathing cook!
>I own several scale suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Dragonia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and try to breathe fire as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to get burned.
>Wish me luck in Dragonia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433397
This wasn't even funny the first time you posted it.

[Anonymous No.]

Elven vampires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433365
Inari, Kobolds, and White Horns are pretty firmly on the 'gets you to "rape" them' end of the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.]

Koboldscape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18432240
Would captured Order soldiers be forced into the arena to fight for their freedom?

Either he impresses the owner or he gets raped in front of the audience and has to try again the next fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433414
What about "tricks you into giving the ok to rape you"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433414
Wasn't that the trick for cockatrice and wendigos too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433414
Shirohebis too. Unless you dared look at another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433427
Yep, them as well. Also Cu Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433424
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433424
You mean like Runescape but with Kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433087
More you nig nog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433438
>>18433439
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433439
>buying bf
>must pat my head and call me a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

What are the tummy runes on a anubis for?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a swarm of vampire mosquitoes swarm anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433462
Belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433462
For the Anubis, they're markings made with great spiritual significance.
For everyone else, they're targets for sensitive spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433462
this >>18433465

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433463
die of anemia

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67330927
>you will never be raped by a honey badger

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the legendary memefat i hear so much about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433486
That looks more like "ex-fighter that really let herself go."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433486
FAT MANTICORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433486
Yep, also known as "The good stuff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433486
this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433425
>Either he impresses the owner or he gets raped in front of the audience and has to try again the next fight.
How would he try again after getting raped, wont he have a wife then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433490
>MANTICORE

[Anonymous No.]

My monstergirls can beat your monstergirls in a battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433500
This artist is my god.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be her wingman

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433513
>tittymonster with back problems
>mentally unstable white thing
>red slut
Lel nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433526
>with back problems
Flattie detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433502
Maybe the monster just uses him as a quick fix and then goes for a different warrior next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433163
She gets hot chocolate, nice girls shouldn't drink beer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433490
That's an Amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433535
Her "titties" look like giant lemons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433526
>monstergirls
>back problems
Even outside of the MGE, tittymonsters prefer to tell biology and gravity to go fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of scoop would you give your rata boss?

[Anonymous No.]

I want rata-chan to call me cute!!

[Anonymous No.]

Best plant MG right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
deez nuts HA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433560
gonna suck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433562
That great girl!
That poor shirt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433551
FAT AMAZONESS

would gladly cuddle with her while we watch sappy kung fu movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433570
Not many options in that regard. Though a nice way to cater to a twin fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433570
No arguing with that, I'd gladly dive into that flower with them and never look back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433576
Onitengu is a master of massive milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
>"local man wants to fuck ratatoskrs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433570
Choice stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433549
Why does that Rata look like she's about to smack that table in excitement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
"Dumb tree rat gets sexually bullied."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433576
I want to be that shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433598
absolutelysolid.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433565
how would you react if she did it on the evening news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433610
What do you think happens all night long while the petal is closed around you three?
Think of it... One could sleep while the other slowly cuddlefucks you all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu Phantoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433629
Her plays become Japanese animes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433574
>>18433592
>>18433606

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433652
What kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433693
Shoujo, Josei or ecchi, generally. Maybe a hentai when she's feeling kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433708
I'd love to be in a Phantoms ecchi fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433727
I hope that means Undead Zipanguese girls in shimapan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433751
Also with toast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433666
>Wedding becomes massive orgy in record time.
>We wish luck local newly wed Ratatoskr editor and her new life as a soon-to-be mother.

[Anonymous No.]

Always remember that sheep loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433598
Fuck off for the screencap and fuck off for the bollocks greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433727
You'll be the exchange student that moves to her school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433781
sheep girls look woolly and cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433781
She's not going to eat my soul, is she? I get suspicious every time I see that art style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433781
>>18433806
I want to cuddle one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433822
i want to cuddle a whole flock

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433812
She's going to make you sleep so hard, you'll never wake up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433822
Where is the softness? She needs to be softer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433822
Being a sheep herder would be heck of a lot harder in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433845
You'd never get anything done. Well, nothing but the sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433852
Better get a BIG dog to help with work then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433858
A big shaggy shepherd kobold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433845
You'd need to be a coffee mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433845
not really since the sheep would spend all day around and on top of you, so rounding them up will be easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
>Ice Queen finally smiles after obtaining a husband
>Local Wight struggling at rhythm games, "acquires" an Anon to help her git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433812
Contrary to popular belief, soulsuccs are not the only thing shiki draws.

[Anonymous No.]

Which horse pussy would you fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433977
Percheron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
Went to deliver mail to that one Dragon who lives nearby and she ended up fighting me thinking I was trying to slay her or steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433977
Percheron

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433985
Do Griffons rape the mailman thinking he's after her treasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433977
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433994
I misread that as Penchinon, and I am terrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433997
Nah, griffons get suspicious but they can sense when someone wants to steal from them. However, if he has some "horse meat" she might get a bit assertive.

Dragons can't sense it however and might attack either way. As a postknight it would be your duty to fight her back and deliver that fucking mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433977
They're all so cute
Hackney looks like she'll extract my soul out of my dick, Shetland looks like she'll ask me to be gentle, Percheron looks like she doesn't know her own strength, and Trakehner looks like she could wear a maid outfit of some kind and get violated by me while she tries to clean. They all have their merits.

[Anonymous No.]

What nightmares do high level MGs like dragons, vampires, wights and lilims have?
What nightmares do nightmares have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434053
I'd imagine the usual stuff like their family dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434053
>Dragons
Dying alone in a cold pile of worthless treasures or having their husbands dissapear.

>Vampires
Being dragged to under the sun and dying, getting killed by farm machines and sucking their husbands to the point of death.

>Wights
Rotting away and losing their beauty and having their husbands getting sick and dying.

>Lilims
Order's genocide against monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434090
You forgot to add "getting killed by a buff teenager who likes dolphins" for the vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434123
>"getting killed by an autistic buff teenager who likes dolphins"
ftfy
I don't have a genderbent DIO pic so have a tasty Dollarham

[Anonymous No.]

>Different World Girl descends into yurishit
FUCK THE JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434053
Their husbands being lynched by extremists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434090
>Ice Queen
Literally freezing her husband to death

[Anonymous No.]

I think the one fear that all monster girls would share is their husband falling out of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434196
How would one react if their husband was afraid of her falling out of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434208
Tender loving reassurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434053
>Druella
Getting permabanned from /r9k/, getting a bf but losing him due to being too beta, losing her paladin daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434228
I would've thought her nightmare would be dying alone and unloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433973
He will always work in some form of lethal energy drain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434228
I want to bully that lilim sexually!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434250
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434250
Bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
I need to see more of LN ratatoskr

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434228
Delete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
Two fat scoops of my cum! One for her pussy and one for her ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434279
t. Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434291
Wrong, just a man that does not tolerate slander!

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Tanuki's parents react when they learn that their daughter willingly went millions of dollars into debt with a man because she's a huge deviant who gets off on the idea of being dependent on her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
>"Local Rata-chan spotted stealing bird seed from Harpy feeders!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
>Local man finds comfy bed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spread red hot pepper paste all over a tied-up Familiar's genitals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
>Local OP is still still a faggot "Why hasn't he alped yet?" ask local scientists

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434368
Is that farmer eyeing up her horse puss?

[Anonymous No.]

What usually happens at undead parties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
Stone cold sex orgies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434397
>orgies
Absolutely disgusting and a giant red flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
-Body and souls at the door.
-Family reunions
-Rockin' licks by Bojangles and the Skeleton Crew
-Games of 'Wake the Dead' that last until dawn (gotta supply your own shovel)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434382
It’s okay if they’re married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434406
>not wanting to have sex with your waifu while a bunch of your friends have sex with their waifus in the same room

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434414
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434397
Doesnt husbando stay "alive and warm" after incubization? otherwise undeads would lose your body heat love

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434414
I’m not into exhibitionism.
It can stay in it’s filthy corner with Amazonesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434410
What about the "speed dating" event that's just single guys getting locked into a room and a few Zombies and Ghouls are filtered in?
I pity the guy who gets nothing but Ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434425
Yes. Undead incubi are exceedingly rare, not even that sudoku mushroom actually undeads men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
Probably archetypical "fantasy high class ball/masquerade" stuff, just with more people sneaking off somewhere to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434437
>one of the suits of armor in the hall keeps rattling and moaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434432
I pity the guy that gets nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434426
Rude. Exhibitionism for just a few people is good though, I'd fuck my waifu's brains out and I'd be really glad if Ares watched it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
This wouldn't usually happen but I'll post it anyways because it's an interesting scenario

>An undead Paladin-chan who was recently brought back from the dead shows up to an undead party
>She's extremely confused as to what's happening due to having died hundreds of years before the current Demon Lord took power

[Anonymous No.]

>vampires clingling to husband while blood drips out
>zombies eating the jiangshi horrible cooking and enjoying it
>wight daugheru stomping off the party,husband just replies with 'its just a phase'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434432
You should check out the Tanz Room then. Rows upon rows of Vampires and Wurdulaks dancing traditional dances and reminiscing of days of old.

Just stay away from that mirror, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon zombie uses the wall or roof instead of the entrance
>Again

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
Music and dancing, plenty of food and drink, discussion, and if you're lucky, they'll bring a Phantom to put on a show or a Lich to corrupt that vampire hunter that was recently captured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433087
please stop posting this it is my biggest regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434308
It's not slander if it's true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
Her husband is pretty fly for a Wight guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434511
That which is posted online may never die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434511
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434523
i am very much aware of this but i'd like to think one extraction of compassion exists in this frigid dank expanse

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
I'm going to hijack your question to ask one of my own. What's the best way to become a Wight's trophy husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434531
Define “best.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434445
>Implying that's possible
Always more bodies ready for a lover anon.
Always more Paladin girls who bit off more than they could chew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434530
You had no reason to post that webm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434516
Charon plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434535
What is the most effective way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434523
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434543
i was planning on deleting it but now i won't just to spite you

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that pudgy monster girls love nothing more than muscled husbands.
Same with warrior girls and muscled ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434558
Shut up, nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434540
It depends on if the man is destined to suffer like Ryo Ashihara

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434554
As in reliability?
Obtain Zombie gf, then take an extended vacation to Pandemonium.
With any luck you’ll have fucked her into Wightdom.

[Anonymous No.]

If you went to an undead party with a loli wight, which one would you do to even out the size difference so you can dance properly?
>take a temporary potion to turn younger and smaller
>she takes a temporary potion to turn older and bigger

Either way, someone might stumble in a body they aren't used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434578
Let her dance on your feet like a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434559
Then you deserve your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434574
I guess that does answer my question, but I was more referring to a pre-existing Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434531
Train yourself in the skills needed to be a valet and offer your services to a Wight. Then wait for her to ravish you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434586
Good luck there.
Like Dragons, there’s considerably more interested people than there are available Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434558

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434196
>>18434208
Both husband and wife terrified that the other is falling out of love with them, with the actions they take to try and be reassuring getting tragically misinterpreted as coldness/indifference etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434558
You think he ever passes out from being upside down all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434567
A man destined to suffer in the MGE world is simply destined to have a smug bully wife.
It'd be like that one manga literally about a guy getting smugly bullied that I forgot the name of.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a draculina

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434608
Anon, not even Ryo would be able to get a monster girl. I'm talking about a character that suffered so much that the puppy he adopted in the ending of the show he was in died a day later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434605
That’s when Eros sends a Cupid to stop by and stick the idiots in the ass with arrows.*
*Offer only available to Eros followers. Void where adultery is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434608
Nagatoro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
I want to drag a lich there, even though she'd rather be doing experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no centaur waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434612
Oh god, are you talking about Kamen Rider Gills?
Oh no, he'd be a sad wanderer. There'd be girls who want him but he'd always have to leave to keep them safe.

>>18434618
That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434629
Yeah I'm talking about Gills. A man so fucked by life not even the DL could help him. I wonder how monster girls would treat him.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a THICC kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434650
That's not thicc, that's just obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434650
>morbid obesity

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434627
Remove z-ton

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434650
How about no, and how about fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434664
Remove yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434659
I've always wondered what it feels like to be rubbed by Serval's fuzzy hand-gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434650
I recognize that pool.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPryTP_htDA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434637
Probably with pity. Some healing fetish monstergirls would cry themselves to sleep knowing they can't help him.
Even the suit wasn't safe man. Water damage is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434659

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434390
A lot of boneing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434678
>Posting that doujin typset by a known faggot
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434684
very nice. me i'd like a bear hug from aurochs chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434696
I'm sure Demonic Energy can help him somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach Wurm-chan to put whipped cream on her hot dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

A haughty Fox crosses your path!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18433563
>>18434273
"So you're telling me that your friend told you to check out the karaoke downtown to find a good story? You're not using this as an excuse to go singing, are you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434752
I'm going to offer to brush her tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434650
Yes but this is not the place for that.

>>18434752
I tell her I’m a man whose come to terms with dying alone and am almost looking for something to die for

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434757
I want to get Rata-chan so drunk that she sings her heart out to her favorite lovey-dovey love song!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434757
Worse, reporter Oni is looking for an excuse to find a husband. It's not her fault she's single,
her boss keeps making her work on holidays like Valentine's Day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434752
What makes her so haughty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434757
I think her Oni sidekick is looking to get two birds with one stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434763
If you marry reporter Oni do you have to also marry her Rata partner? Because if so I'll absolutely take that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434764
Extra soft Mofu, the pride of her very wealthy family.

Treated with only the most expensive and high quality mofu treatments, and brushed by a world-class Mofu-Sylist who serves their family faithfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434757
Oni-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434768
What kind of stupid logic is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434786
Maybe they both like the same man but doesn't want to hurt the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434795
Just because they know each other doesn't mean they have the same tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434809
You don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434813
You don't know it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434815
Yeah but you don't know times two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434708

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434757
I want to grab Rata-chan's little hands and lick her palms!

[Anonymous No.]

Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434841
Worst girl from bad show.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/705286/14e630c9c4/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434848
>Ahobaka
Nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434841
ya call that an oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434757
>>18434835
I want to honk Oni-chan's giant titters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434854
Now THAT is an oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434854
Why's she got a mask on? Has she got the japanese cold or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434854
>You will never live in an isolated village that's known to have a half Human, half Oni population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434854
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434861
I know, this>>18434841 is no oni. Pic related are oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434873
>You will never live
Way to rub it in, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434877
>>18434877
>>18434877
>>18434877

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434870
>If you pulled it off, she would die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434890
Of what? Embarrassment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434887
She's too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434887
Red Onis are the strongest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434895
She's for big guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434879
I like that the dainty one is in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434895
wrong,if anything too small. her weight is too low, in reality she'd weigh closer to 900-1000 pounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434906
It's the usual thing where the smallest is the strongest of the group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434887
Nearly 10 feet!

If I was talking to her I'd be staring right at her rock-hard, battle-scarred abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434906
Those two are for snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434923
Is that what you want Anon? Two tipsy little Onis clinging to either side of you while you lie in bed? Whispering lewd things into your ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434172
Only part 2
Part 3 is a threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434918
thats exactly the part of her you'd wanna talk too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434929
Yes, yes I do.
Maximum smug with the pair and maximum snug.


Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead remember that acquiring too much snug can attract random monster girls who, too, desire the snug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434887

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434943
Just as keikaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434931
>"Hey buddy, eyes up here!"
>Look up.
>End up staring at her gigantic 'sake jugs' instead, which are each bigger than your head.
>"That's better!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434947
Lap-cat too pure and snug.
Himederes were not meant to have such power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434943
Just don't say to yourself "It's kinda cold in here" or all Yetis within 25 miles will be alerted

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434967
But who gets there first?
The big buff one with impressive calcium cannons and a grip?
The chubby, motherly one who wants to lay atop you and keep you warm?
The innocent, loli that will be your little spoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434967
What if i say its too hot in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434845
>Best girl from bad show.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434973
Is there a slightly chubby one I can lie on top of like a beanbag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434977
That would be the biggest (height-wise) yeti.
She'd use you like a teddy as you rest atop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434975
Any girl that makes you look like Chihiro is a bad character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434854
How about this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434854
>>18434986
Hah, you almost tricked me, idiots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434949
The things I'd do to that oni or, more likely, what she'd do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434974
The Ice Queen sighs, knowing you're too hot but you'll never make it to her palace

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434851
What? There's no NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18434999
>>18435000
Why are Onis so perfect, bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435008
He's still trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435010
FAT ANIME TIDDIES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435008
Does one monstergirl "losing the race" to a new one her desired husband met after her count as NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

Terrifying demon girl

[Anonymous No.]

Riders on the Storm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435060
>rawr
>multicolored nails/accesories
Cancer

[Anonymous No.]

Hazing monstergirl schoolgirls with all sorts of freaky-deaky sex rituals!

[Anonymous No.]

Best horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435100
DO NOT haze the little innocent monsergirls. Hazing is barbaric!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435134
Gonna tell them about purity rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435100
Monster sororities must have some terrible hazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435201
I'm gonna make them run across a field at night, completely naked with dildos in their butts!

[Anonymous No.]

Gothicore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435213
It's probably just boxer raids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435264
Damn perverts, do they know how much those things cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw a random person tried to commission art of one of my waifus from an artist I commissioned previously
Not a comfy feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435309
Spill the details anon, don't be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435309
Can't he get his own mouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435323
Well, I first noticed it when a progress crop was posted on the artist's twitter. I messaged them and they said it was a commission that included one of my girls and offered to not continue it if it offended me. Things went they way they did, and the artist was very accommodating and stopped which was really great of them, so I offered to pay a bit for the work they put in as they refunded the commission payment and I felt bad.

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>>18435342
Not a mouse anon, a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435345
There's another one of you out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435344
>Things went they way they did

How bad was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435345
>people fucking with KDF again
Leave poor KDF alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435309
>>18435345
It was your daughteru, wasn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435344
What kind of commission would randomly include one of your girls?
Did somebody just see a picture of one of them and decide to commission art or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435344
Why the fuck do people have to be so shit. I can understand not liking you, but holy fuck this is on another level of petty and weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435348
Enough to be mildly upsetting when I saw the full thing. I won't post it, but it was my girl and some other similar canines with some 'animal control' faceless guy.

>>18435365
Yes.

>>18435356
>>18435366
I don't really think it was malicious as the artist is Chinese and does a lot of very young loli stuff, though having it be done because of genuine (for a better term) lust really isn't any better.

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>>18435387
Not even KDF deserves this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435387
>spoiler
Jesus fuck. I faintly recall that one shitter who spammed his ntr/vore stories here a while back threatening you, do you think it could be him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435387
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435393
No, I don't think so. That was quite some time ago, though what do I know. I guess I'll never know for sure. There were a few details that weren't quite right in her likeness, but it was pretty unmistakable at the same time and she was the central focus too so I really don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435387
>>18435407
My dude that is fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435407
I'm sorry this happened to you, man. I disagree with you about a lot of things, but you do not deserve this to happen to you, and I hope it's all dead and buried now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435407
Brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435407
>not wanting free art
I thought that that's what you faggots lived for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435429
Not everyone is Gazerfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435429
You're an idiot, >>18435432 and so are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435408
>>18435420
>>18435422
Thanks for the sympathy anons, it means a lot.

>>18435429
As for you, even I have standards anon. If it were surprise art from a thread drawfriend or someone who actually knows me and my girls it' be one thing but a separate commission from some random person with nebulous intentions not to mention the objectionable content is entirely different. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435429
No you're confusing that with attention. These type of drama/attention-whores love anything that lets them shitpost and tripfag on 4chan because they don't get enough attention IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox that makes painful jokes when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435450
Don't let it get to you KDF, people are fucked sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

If a Monster Girl saves you as a boy, it's your duty to protect her as a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435481
Thanks anon. I know that my Kobolds will always be my perfect ideal girls and nothing else as that's the nature of waifus and all, but stuff like this still kinda sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>first Gazefag and the yandere simulator mode
>now KDF and this
I know waifufags were born to suffer but this is too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435488
I'm in the middle of writing this exact concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435488
>burn the witch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435501
Which is why waifufags must hide in the shadows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435505
>"Touch the witch, get a stitch!"
>"Ara, otouto is so manly~"
>"Y-you too... I mean!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435501
There's also Miiafag who has to deal with all sorts of BS since his waifu is Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435511
I just stay in the shadow of another, much more obvious poster. Makes life pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435475
New games never

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435519
You must be the other Demonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435518
With “source waifus” like that though, at least you get the benefit of people having their own conceptions of a character, so you can leave the stupid shit other people draw as unrelated to your specific girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435488
But what if she never sees you as a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435526
True. Even Gazerfag has a bit of that but it must really suck for KDF who basically has OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435522
Wrongo
It also helps me that I mostly discuss not the waifu here.
I mean come on it’s the MG thread not the Your Waifu thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435532
Poor KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435532
You do know that Gazerfag chews out artists who draw Gazers in lewd positions and situations without his approval, right? It's a well known fact that he's kind of a super dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435537
>spoiler
While true, few can talk about monster girls without shoving 10tons of waifu fantasy or maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435546
[Citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435546
I’m going to need a source on this that isn’t your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435546
Is this real? All my years here and I've never heard that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435550
You're forgetting the psuedo incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435537
Same here, I mostly keep quiet/vague about her so I don't attract unwanted attention, and I know that not everyone wants to hear my fantasies about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435533
Then you do what you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435563
And the full-on incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435563
That’s very MG related though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435571
Not really, people just want to fuck mother/sister/daughter figures. The only excuse here is MGE's shrugging greenlight to oyakodon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435553
>>18435556
>>18435557
If you hung around any discord channels, you'd know this. A good example is how he bitched out hhhori (or however "she" spells "her" name) for drawing a Gazer ahegao and trying to gift it to him. Then again both of them are discord drama whores, so who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been teetering dangerously close to becoming a waifufag recently but this conversation worries me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435580
>going on discord

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>>18435584
Just avoid drama and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435580
>hung around any discord channels
Sounds as fun as a bowl full of AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435580
SHOW me the PROOF

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>>18435580
You don't pay for 5000+ images of an obscure character to post in an obscure thread on 4chan without having some ego problems/ulterior motives

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435584
There’s many levels of waifufag, so basically don’t sweat it unless you find yourself considering something like getting a tattoo or realdoll of her.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind the waifufag amigo commissions if there was something that would set them part from the base profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435584
Follow your dreams anon, don't let the faggots jam you up. The waifufag route is lonely and upsetting at times, but these days what isn't? Being a waifufag is definitely comfy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435601
>being upset over what other people spend their money on

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435592
>pay for 5000+ images
See, the thing about that is he’s also mastered the art of e-begging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435604
Not upset, more bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435488
Would do anything for my loving Onee-chan. She only needs to tell me what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435580
See, >>18435553

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435592
>implying that posting images is the only purpose they get out of it
Not denying that waifufags have issues though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435601
Frost's anubis is pretty unique
And there's flagmander

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435613
Flagmander is a mistake not a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435607
You're still trying to force your opinion on it. Live and let live, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435601
See >>18435613
Theres KDF too obviously.
Do Lilims count?

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>>18435618
Mistake?

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>>18435605
Wouldn't matter if they were all free. You're foolin yerself if you think past image #2000 there's some new unique angle or interesting thing someone could do to draw a character.
It's so he can say/tell himself "I landed this artist now too"
Like do you think he's ever gone back and looked at images 1507 through 3224? Nope. But I bet you five bucks he can remember every artist he's gotten a commission from or who referenced him on their twitter.

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>>18435625
Mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435622
Not really
They are not waifu'ed by their creators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435609
>>18435591
https://imgur.com/a/Af2hq

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435635
Honestly, who would waifu those broads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435633
I was hoping you would explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435640
People who like lilims?
It's not all that bad reall

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435636
This is why I like the newer breed of waifufags. They might not fit the grognard definition of 'waifu' but they seem infinitely less cagey and self-important than the old group. Compare Jabberfag shoving himself in half the commissions he gets and generally not contributing to the thread with someone like Frostcicle or Baronnessfag who actually do other stuff and like getting involved in other conversations/coming up with ideas for the thread.

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>>18435636
>It is rude of Gazer to assume any gazer pic means it's his waifu
Oh gee, well I don't know, maybe the fact that the artist drew lots of things for him before then, and then gave that picture to him as a gift kinda indicates it is his waifu. Sure, maybe he could have been more grateful, but don't you think he reserves the right to be hesitant about that sort of thing?

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>>18435652
How would you know if a waifufag was or wasn’t contributing to the thread unless they jammed their waifu into every conversation they took part in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435658
>Moving the goalposts this hard
You got the proof you whined for, so shut up and live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435652
Same. KDF can go either way as I've had some really nice discussions with him about waifus and other MGs but there is plenty I disagree with him on too. I've had discussions with the newer guys you mentioned and the mouse guy too.

I can't say I've ever had any sort of meaningful conversation with Gazerfag or Wockfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435665
Probably by stalking the posting patterns.
I theres at least 1 guy that does that.
All I can tell is when a post is from KDF or Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435636
Uh-oh dirtbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435667
I didn't move or shift anything. The picture was drawn for him, therefore it was his waifu, therefore it's justifiable for him to react that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435665
People like KDF or Baronessfag have very easily identifiable posting styles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435672
>Implying it's hard to tell when Beast is around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435672
>>18435676
I suppose that works for some, but no doubt not all of them are so evident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435652
Pretty sure Jabberfag posts about other monster girls and takes part in the regular discussions too, he's just not as noticeable as KDF for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435652
>>18435671
I never thought about it like this before.

Really gets the noggin joggin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435688
So how do you know then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435676
>mfw I'm one of the people in this conversation and conscientiously changing my posting style and replying to myself in some instances because I'm bored as shit and don't want to sleep
DEVILISH
or AM I?

DOUBLE DEVILISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435704
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

I guess while we're on the topic, who is best/your favourite waifufag, writer, artist etc. in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435712
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435689
Anyway, my much-belabored point is that perhaps some of those waifufags you claim to not be contributing much are, in fact, doing so, just without bringing attention to their identity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435709
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Alright I'm done goodnight mangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435719
Nighty night anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435702
>Usually the only one bringing up salamanders or just fighting monsters in general.
>The one to constantly talk about gnomes
>known to hate lolis and the "left is better" meme.
>Bad grammar posts that get deleted and replaced almost immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435726
Salamanders get brought up fairly often though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435726
But I talk about Salamanders all the time and I'm not beast.

[Anonymous No.]

Aaah! Big, beefy, busty Bazelgeuse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
Too glitchy for my liking

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
Whumph
That bod is my kinda girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
I prefer this bad end.
I want to die (sexually) to the sound of a rumbling "murr hurr hurr~"

[Anonymous No.]

>Your monster girl fiancee insists that you don't see her wedding dress before the ceremony
>The big day finally comes and she walks in dressed like pic related in front of all your friends and families
What will the consequences be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
We posting dangerous girls now?
https://i.imgur.com/Yjix2py.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435798
>"Die? Oh no, stud. My daughters are gonna need a daddy, one who can give them lots of sisters. Murr hurr hurr~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435798
Oh you don't get to die anon. Not while she's still thirsty for your cum. And she never won't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435828
>She says this while leaning forward more and more
>Now parallel over you, her sweat drooping and dripping all down onto you
>Smile getting wider as the rumbling increases and she sways her breasts left to right
>"Hurr hurr... Hey stud, what's the matter? You're lookin' scared. Why're you so scared? Hm? Don't you know you're about to have the time of your life? Murr hurr hurr~"
>Slowly presses her hips down until they're crushing yours
>She now completely dominates your vision as salivating drool drips from her mouth
>"Hurr... now let's get started, stud~ Try'n stay conscious yer first time, will ya? Not that I'll stop if ya don't"
Diamonds.jpg
>>18435847
D I A M O N D S
I want her to make me really believe in cruel, selfish monsters then fall asleep snoring on top of me using me gently as her daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435828
>Anon gets kidnapped by a massive busty Oni raider.
>Gets raped nonstop every day, to the point where her moans and the creaking of the bed are as familiar to him as breathing.
>After the first few months as her sex slave, she starts showing signs of pregnancy.
>She takes responsibility immediately and suddenly anon learns that the girl who's been raping him is the daughter of the Oni Village chieftess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435860
>>18435866
God just imagine her riding on top of you, crushing your hips with hers again and again and again as she chugs a huge jug of sake and grins. Every day like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435860
>Anon actually passes out as the Oni rapes him.
>Even in his dreams he's surrounded by her, forced to suckle on her enormous breasts with his ears teased by his tongue and his cock squeezed in her vice tight pussy.
>When he wakes up she's still there, smugly grinning down at him as she jabs him with yet another manticore spike and milks another load out of him.
>As anon watches in horror, she takes a knife and carves another notch into the wall.
>There's almost a hundred now, yet even so there's no cum leaking out of her greedy pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435880
>"Break? What are you talkin' about? I'm trying to get pregnant! We're not taking any breaks until that fat cock of yours knocks me up!"
>"Who cares if we've been going for three days straight? I want more of that cock! I want that thick cum!"
>"Oooh you're gonna cry from the stimulation huh? Hurr Hurr... That's so cute. C'mere slut, lemme lick those tears dry while I fuck 'ya."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435894
>"Hurr hurr! You like that, shtud? Jush a few more until we hit a hundred! And if you even think werr closhe to done, don't. My other girls' gotta full supply of shpines to make sure you don't quit until I- until- jush keep fuckin' cummin you slut!"
>You desperately beg her for a break as your eyes start to water and you feel yet another barb stuck into you, overloading your senses as your cum builds up yet again
>>18435915
>She leans forward and breathes hot all over your face, switching to deep fluid grinding on your cock as she giggles to herself and sticks her tongue out
>her face like that, an inch from yours, red, eyes fierce, sharp teeth, long tongue, is horrifying like something out of a Zipangu wall scroll, dominating like something out of an Order horror story
>She begins to actually lick your tears, which only makes her laugh and moan all the more as she gets into it, manhandling your head so she can get good long licks in
>"MMhurrr... heey, slut, you taste gooooood~ How'd you go so long bein single, huh? Fat cock, lots of cum, taste good... It's like you were made for being bred~"
>She forcibly places your hands on her monstrous meaty ass
>"Well, might as well enjoy the ride, little slut~ You can try spanking me as hard as you want. You could even punch me, bite me, hurr hurr... It's not gonna slow me down. Hmmm hmm... It'll probably just speed me up~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435950
>"Whose cock is this bitch? Tell me, I wanna hear you say it~ Whose cock is this?"
>"Yeaaah that's right. Mine. Mine to FUCK as much as I want. Mine to RAPE as you scream and squirm. Every last drop of your cum is MINE, and I'm gonna take what's mine allll night long~"
>"Every tear, every cry, every pathetic moan is music to my fucking ears you little whore! Gimme more! Knock me up! Cry every time you look up and see the hundreds of notches on the wall knowing that it's gonna be thousands before you knock me up!"
>"Hold still bitch~ Time for your next dose of venom to keep you going. Does it even sting anymore? How long has it been since you started loving this huh? My cute little cuntslut?~"
>"What should I make you call me anyway? What gets your dick harder slut? Mistress? Nee-chan? Mommy~?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435814
I won’t be too offended, but I know my family would throw a fucking fit over her wearing that. The absolute rage of my mother alone could easily power Australia for a couple of centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436115
Sounds like someone needs a good old corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
I want to bomb her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435652
>>18435671
I'm one of the waifufags, but i primarily post in here strictly as anon unless it's about one of my commissions. Bringing up my waifu constantly is just as bad as namefagging or avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436248
Same here. I've seen people mention me once or twice and I was pretty surprised because I only specify that the girl I'm talking about is my waifu sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheeki breeki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435798
>>18435765
I want a girl with this body withoug being a complete sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436380
Unless you have the body of a Greek demigod then I don't think you have a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436395
Can always try, I mean, its not like I need to be that fit to avoid being this blubbering mess incapable of trying to take the initiative.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is married to an Atlach-Nacha
>He goes out to buy groceries and leaves her to spin web in her lair
>Everything goes well up until he's at the cashier
>His wife shows up in the store and starts lashing out at him
>Everyone watches as she calls him a lolicon and other belittling names
>He awkwardly tries to calm her down and gets bitten
>He brutally rapes her as a result of the venom
>Transformation happens and they leave without the groceries
>This is the 12th time Anon attempted to buy food this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436426
Worth it for a cute nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436426
This sounds like a scoop for Rata-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436451
She just wants ideas for what her boyfriend will do to her in the future doesn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436436
Who needs food when you have loli spider ass?

>>18436451
>"Man claims to not be a lolicon after allegations, proceeds to rape and kidnap a loli in public."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436468
'tis was in self defense i swear
little bugger bit me first

[Anonymous No.]

T O E B E A N S

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write about a guy risking his freedom in a game of mahjong against a crooked Tanuki. I need two other species of girls to fill the roster though. So who's playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436503
An ara-ara ninetailed fox and an Otohime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436503
Inari and Otohime come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436503
Jiangshi and an Otohime

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436515
>>18436516
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436515
>>18436516
>>18436519
Three votes for Otohime, that's pretty much set in stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436468
>Who needs food when you have loli spider ass?
Exactly, I want to bend her over the counter and fuck her in the ass in front of the blushing unicorn shop assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436491
Self-defense rape would be a rampant thing in monster girl cities. It might even be one of the leading causes of marriage.

>>18436503
>>18436522
Otohime for sure, then either a fox if you want to play it safe or a Nurarihyon for a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436532
I think the Tanuki covers up the need for fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435608
God I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435814
Very subtle, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436532
I think I'll go with the smokey-yokai then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436527
Any respectable Atlach-Nacha husband should fuck his wife in the ass hard and long enough that she can't even think about abusing you anymore.

>>18436582
Good to hear. Their deceptive nature lends itself very well to mahjong. I think the best way to present her would be to not divulge what's her position and status or maybe just hint to it so that we can't tell for sure if she's a yakuza boss or just a smoke hobo who invited herself in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Wife peacefully asleep on top of you
>probably still tired from last night drinking contest

Do you stay there and let her rest or try moving without disturbing? you cant cook a nice breakfast for her by staying there

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436603
Cuddle cat too strong, can’t get out while she Nya-ha-has

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436603
The only way to respectfully wake up your monster girl wife is by poking her with your morning wood.

>>18436623
A cuddle cat would instinctively hug you in her sleep if you tried to slip from underneath her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436630
Anon that would just wake her horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436633
You could also kiss her and caress her hair but that would have the same results if not worse depending on the species. That's why poking is the only option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436603
Just look at her face. Why would I disturb her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436630
Exactly, one else in her grasp, one cannot escape the cuddlecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436630
She takes your dick hostage,now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436651
Eggs and bakey aint going to make themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
the weak should fear the strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
>>18436705
That's a monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436710
Don't incubi take on traits of their wives? What's the difference between a monsterboy and an incubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436715
They don't, at most it's an eye colour change and some stat changes to help them better fit their wife's environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436710
Seems more to me like Bazel is bullying a little Kulu Ya-ku girl, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436715
Fuck off my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436722
The artist is Eigaka, so that couldn't be further from the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>futa and monsterboys in the same thread
The absolute state of /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436745
you can leave anytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436715
Monsterboys have chaos waifus and incubi don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436745
There's been an effort by someone/some people to shit up the place lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436710
>>18436731
Man you guys are really autistic about monster boys. I mean I can understand in a way since these are monster GIRL threads, but when the main focus of the art is the monster girl I don't really give a shit of there's a monster boy tucked in there. I never see anybody get mad when art of a human male dicking a monster girl pops up either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436748
>Just allow that trash to thrive and be a good cuck like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436754
Go back to /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436757
you can leave anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436754
>Man you guys are really autistic about monster boys
Hello Newfag. It's been that way here for years, and it's not going to change anytime soon.

>I never see anybody get mad when art of a human male dicking a monster girl pops up either.
No shit Sherlock

>"Don't post Monster Boys"
>"But no one gets mad when people post human boys!"
What's the line of logic here

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436759
>>18436731
>>18436710

So...what, would you be okay if the shota in those pics didn't have the feathers? Is that the whole problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436754
>I never see anybody get mad when art of a human male dicking a monster girl pops up either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436705
I'd love it if she was full RAEP TRAIN during sexy time, but a total softy normally
>"H-hey, I didn't hurt you last night, right?"
>Nah, I'm good. Same old same old.
>"Oh, okay...but you'll tell me if it hurts, right? Cause I don't want to see you in pain. I love you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436754
I'll give you a hint, it's a self insert fetish thread, of course people are going to prefer humans to monster boys. Only furfags and deviantart OC creators self insert as non-humans.
If you've been here for more than a day you should have a better grasp on this.
>>18436759
Even they don't like monster boys, you should be directing him to /chaos/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436754
>I never see anybody get mad when art of a human male dicking a monster girl pops up either.
Are you quite literally retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436771
>Hello Newfag. It's been that way here for years, and it's not going to change anytime soon.
I've been here for years I just never understood the meme.
>No shit Sherlock
>>"Don't post Monster Boys"
>>"But no one gets mad when people post human boys!"
>What's the line of logic here
That's what I'm trying to understand. Why are regular human dudes fine but monster dudes are not? I don't really care what they are in the art as long as the focus isn't fat monster cock.

>>18436782
Okay thanks, that makes more sense. I never could figure it out because people just reeeee anytime the subject comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436788
>I've been here for years
>Genuinely cannot understand why we like human guys in our pictures and not monster guys
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436788
>I've been here for years I just never understood the meme.
More like less than a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436788
>I've been here for years I just never understood the meme.
Sure thing mister Oldfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436788
>I've been here for years I just never understood the meme.
I don't have enough smug faggotcats for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436715
>>18436715
>This retard again

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436754
>>18436788
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

This is why /jp/ hates us.

[Anonymous No.]

>everybody falling for stale bait
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436824
why would they grudge us for such world-class entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436824
Because retarded faggots come here to bait, which we have no control over, beyond telling them to fuck off so other retards won't get the idea that they're welcome here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435675
>>18435667
>>18435658
>>18435636
You're missing the context where that's not actually the thing he got mad about and he didn't bitch anybody out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436824
I'm convinced that all the furry and /d/ stuff is left untouched just so there's an excuse to purge us.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

High school dark elf gf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436843
Good, it's time to end this farce

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436846
I want to molest a buff muscle chuffs ears, along with those of a cuddlecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436850
Gyalfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436865
That would be great too. I want to keep her out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436065
>calling your rapist mom
Now she's going to fuck you twice as hard. At least with some sympathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436872
>tell her she doesn't get the D if she's a bad girl
>she straightens out and starts going to class and paying attention because your dick is just too good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436885
>tfw can't decide between a dom high school dark elf gf or a kinda equal gyaru elf gf now

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a scarred monster girl who lost her legs in "the war" that she can still find love.

[Anonymous No.]

Off-profile designs are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436891
I would gladly suffer the harshness of the cold weather to be warmed up by a girl like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436912
>healing magic exists
No excuse honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436939
Gremlins could probably develop prosthetics too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436939
I'd rather heal her with my love in the emotional sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436891
I may prefer ice queens nav's yukis aren't playing fair.
>>18436920
Liches with long hair are cute.
I'm still trying to weigh up my options between off profile designs and porn for when I have spending money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436978
>I'm still trying to weigh up my options between off profile designs and porn
There's already a surplus of porn for the profile girls, so it wouldn't hurt to think outside the box.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if Jaku Denpa's admiral was isekai'd to the MGE world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435589
I'm in the TFT one. Getting kinda sick of it to be honest. When I first joined the people there seemed pretty cool, and lots of artists post there, but now I'm just getting sick of it, the mods/admin absolutely play favorites with some of the users, who act like shit heads constantly and get slaps on the wrist for it, and it's these shit head users who make me want to leave, and have made other users leave before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437005
What is this and why did you post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436996
Not enough for my dick.
But I have been having fun thinking of designs lately so it wouldn't hurt to get a nice balance between the two I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437030
https://exhentai.org/g/1173828/d3b8446837/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437033
>exhentai
Not clicking it fampai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437005
>>18437033
I like Jaku's art and all but I don't think it's the sort of thing to go down too well here.

I'd still nut forever if he done a cheshire though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437045
What's wrong with sadpanda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437033
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437045
Leaf or can't into panda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437054
He can't get past the panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437032
Can't wait to see the full version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437074
>Leaf
It's not blocked here

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437078
>not knowing how to get past the pandawall in the Year of Our Lord 2018

[Anonymous No.]

>Excuse me sir, do you have a second to listen to the word of Poseidon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437096
No, but the major difference between regular and ex is content that’s illegal in Canzadica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437146
Oh, had no idea. Like Loli shit or something? I'm not sure what's bant here with regards to hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-engineered-sheep-human-hybrids-first-time-stem-cell-chimera
It's finally happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437135
Gonna steal that tablet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437135
Poseidon in Greek mythologyh rolled both ways
I wonder if mge Poseidon does as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437157
Loli and shota, yes.
Not sure of the extent of their litigation but people have been burned over 2D before there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437157
Commonwealth countries are retarded when it comes to porn. One of them, I think it's Australia, has a minimum cup size for porn actresses, and if they're below that size then it counts as CP or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437135
To attain max fluster from a Sea Bishop you gotta first accept to listen to her, then ask her why does Poseidon let monster girls destroy human ships and rape the crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437159
Weresheep waifus soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437090
I want my mistress to hug me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437182
>Oh, you mean the rescue operations?

[Anonymous No.]

Ojou centaurs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437054
>>18437074
Whenever someone from here links me to sadpanda its always ntr, or rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437227
You're not wrong even now

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437179
That's a joke we made up to trick dumb Yanks like you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437252
>Aussies only pretended to be retarded
Did you lose a war against some flightless birds on purpose too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437219
I don't remember this doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437219
Brush the ojou centaur and protect her from people making horse pussy jokes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437322
https://exhentai.org/g/1041582/dbf8982fa7/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437332
Ah yes, I remember the first one, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437364

The first one is shit, no cheating or anything retarded in this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437370
It's the same universe so

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436065
>Wake up X weeks later
>the room is a mess with three walls fully covered in notches
>you’re still underneath her, but her beefy arms are wrapped around you and your face is barely struggling to not be suffocated by her humongous breasts
>you can hear her snoring very loudly as drool drips onto the back of your scalp
>you wonder what could have possibly happened to stop this demigod fuckmachine before she starts mumbling in her sleep
>”Hrrrm hrrrm... hear that, cuntslut... mrrm hrrmm... gonna be a daddy... hrrm...”
>You wouldn’t know how to react even if you could move the enormous hunk of girlmeat on top of you, so instead you just inwardly sigh and close your eyes, nestled further into her bosom as you get some blessed real sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Please protect the sdorable ventaur girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437379
>it’s only at this point she finally actually tells you her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437384
*adorable centaur
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437384
spoiler]CUTE[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437179
Shhhh, don't tell /int/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437032
>>18437090
Best undead, best mge girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437135
I'm an Ares man and I'd only listen to her if I fought a sisterly kraken and she won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437379
I'd try to get up and make some food we'd both need it after that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437493
>Best undead
But that's not dragon zombie

[Anonymous No.]

Someone save that poor elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437622
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437534
>Best dragon
>Best undead
>Best onee-san
>Best protective waifu
>Best softness
How can one species be so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18436972
>Gremlin prosthetic hand/legs
This can only end poorly.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to be very careful about what idols your monstergirl daughteru likes! You might take her to a concert one night only to find out it's a bunch of skimpily-dressed Sabbathites singing about onii-chan's dick and hot tasty cummies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437642
>Best dragon
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437675
My daughteru actually likes that salamander band and that one Apsara singer who is very chill. And we can't forget about those male idols who I know that are alps, but I won't ruin her dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437690
Old Dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437703
>and then anon's home was destroyed by a flood

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437675
Come on man, why are you trying to ruin good name of family friendly extra cute Familiar idols?
They might be sponsored by the Sabbath, but that doesn't reflect on their songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437713
She'll need lots of mana to do that, and she has no husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437642
>>18437690
That's where you kiddos are wrong, kiddos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437710
That’s better.
Gonna Mount That tail

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have my male instincts sealed away via runes so I can go on a proper adventure through MGE Land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437710
Would sexually destroy two tempered bombers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437745
>seal it away
>lose all motivation to go on any adventures whatsoever
Didn’t think that through very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435546
>guy who's waifu is always naked suddenly doesn't like lewd pictures
Yer fulla shit and we both know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437736
You know, now that I think about it, vanilla dragons have more edges than even cursed swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437642
>Dragon Zombie comes crashing in your room
>”Yaaaay, hubby!”
>dives into bed with you nuzzling and sniffing you and humping against you
>”Found you hubby! Ehehe~”
>ask her where she was with a knowing smile
>She suddenly makes a happy gasp and jumps out of bed
>”Wait here hubby! I just remembered!”
>she rushes out of the room, and you hear her footsteps slow, stop, then pick back up again
>Dragon Zombie comes crashing in your room
>”Yaahoo! Hubby!”
>a crudely yet lovingly wrapped box with scratched on ‘hapy valantyns dA’ sits waiting on the kitchen table

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437758
The needs of my dick are never tied to my desire for adventure fiend. He just gets in the way is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437767
They are cute and delicious edges

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437690
Only those weirdos obsessed with Zipanguese culture would go for a Ryu. She has nothing going on for except her reverse scale.

>>18437736
Many anons say they prefer vanilla dragons that's all good and fine in theory, but in practice nobody would go through all the trouble to meet and seduce a vanilla dragon just to end up polishing her scales while she talks for hours about how she got that one piece of treasure in her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437816
They’re probably part of why I’ve never really liked the dragon or wyvern profiles in MGE, but have been fine with several other dragon-family girls.
It’s an eyesore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437642
>Best dragon
Otohime
>Best undead
Vampire (Wight if you don't count vampires because of MGE)
>Best onee-san
Kraken
>Best protective waifu
Ochimusha
>Best softness
Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437833
>but in practice nobody would go through all the trouble to meet and seduce a vanilla dragon just to end up polishing her scales while she talks for hours about how she got that one piece of treasure in her hoard
Oh you fucker, don't doubt my love. I'd polish her scales and listen to her sweet moans all day everyday if I could.

>>18437848
Really? I don't mind it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437745
Cute horsepussy. She needs to bulk up though. Those front legs look unstable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437888
Well it’s a deal breaker for me.
There’s a problem when goddamn Wurms look softer than vanilla dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437675
absolutely haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437932
Wurm has way more edges than normal dragon though. The only ones that don't are Ryus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437833
>She has nothing going on
>Disposition: Devoted, warm
I haven’t even gotten to the bulk of the profile and she’s winning already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437859
Pretty good selection but they're all rank A, A+ at most. Dragon Zombie ranks S everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437980
Not that much. I've thrown together this helpful scientific schematic for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if a Shoggoth replaced her master's eardrums and whatnot. She's now in control of what he hears.
Imagine having sex with her, and all the sounds stop. You hear nothing but total and utter silence, and then the lone sound she has you hear is her voice cooing gentle words of love directly into your head while her face remains slackened and pleasure filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>hey anon when are you coming in?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437370
I would love this one but the first one left such a bad taste that anything related to that one is shit by association.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438096
I pity the small minded people who can’t fathom the existential and sensory expanding joy of a Shoggoth wife.
The possibilities are truly endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437983
Big soft Ryus a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437859
A Dark Mage and Ochimusha bigamy situation sounds ideal to me.
>Dark Mage is soft, lazy, horny and airy
>Ochimusha is muscular, dutiful, and is normally stoic but once past her breaking point a slovenly desperate slut for her lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438099
I'm not ready to off myself yet Raiju-san, come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438030
>Blunted
If you just go ahead and say that her edges are like that then sure.
But yes, wurms have softer skin for sure though while dragons are slightly toned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438096
I want a shoggoth to replace my heart so when i get horny she will, in a sense fuck herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438169
Well, they are.
Those are protective plates; remember that Wurms are diggers, even if you sharpened them for some reason they'd dull quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438180
>”A-aah! M-master’s capillaries! S-so manly~!”

[Anonymous No.]

Shogs are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438241
I don't know about shit, but I'd take a Dark Slime over a shog any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438159
I want a Dark Mage who suffered a horrible magical mishap that transferred all current and future mana storage from her chest to her booty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438159
Same, meat and muscle go nice together

[Anonymous No.]

Why exactly a wurm beats a dragon hand to hand? cant a dragon just use her real form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437710
Oh man, that's a big monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438274
Anon please, the chairs will all be busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438282
Wurms can too.
Also they're still pretty evenly matched, the main difference is that while a dragon makes threats or boasts before fighting for something excepting something like husband in danger, a wurm already plowed through to her goal 25 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438267
Patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438282
The dragon race is pretty evenly matched, but a wurm would probably win in ahnd to hand. On a normal fight a dragon would win due to her ability to fly and being rational though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437710
Oy blin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438317
Then she’ll just lay flat on her front with her trunk-like thighs slightly spread, her robe laughably undersized to cover even the crack of her enormous booty while she demands her familiar to give her a lower body massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438159
>Get spoiled by the Dark Mage as the Ochi simply looks on.
>"Forgive my intrusion Mage-san, but it is time for Master's training. Spoiling him like this will only hinder his potential"
>Mage only huffs and presses your face deeper into her cleavage, saying you don't care about silly stuff like that,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437710
>Hey kid, you wand some paizuri that'll blow your dick off?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435592
The miia waifufaggot's pretty bad too tbqh famalam. Insists she's perfect when she started the series as a bitch looking for a village-wide booty call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438349
Lewd!

>>18438354
To be fair, if I could learn swordsmanship and magic, I’d go all in

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438348
Wurm digs good though, so it's not like she'd just take an aerial assault.
The most likely outcome is stalemate/yelling at each other from their respective safe spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438368
Hey now, there’s nothing wrong with a little characterization or growth in a girl in a positive direction. Not every good girl has to be a 100% magically destined for you and only you since birth virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438396
yeah but the faggot insists she's going to win 100% instead of acknowledging a love hina ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438354
>”Hmph! Anon doesn’t wanna get hurt swinging a stick around! He’d rather keep sniffing my boobies~”
>you break away gasping for air, and before the Mage can react the Ochimusha snatches you up in her powerful arms, walking you outside
>”Come, my lord. I shall give you personal aftercare and massage after we finish.”
>Dark Mage folds her arms pouting

[Anonymous No.]

>"You're happy because I wrapped you up right? You Pervert *heart*;I-I don't dislike being touched either *heart*;It, it's not like I calm down if I do this to you!;Don't you think that I'd really like to stay here and keep going "nyan nyan"!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438368
Gee, the recent sudden posts of people shilling against waifufags for no reason isn't supicious at all. Also
>Waifufag thinks his waifu is perfect
Damn Anon thats scandalous. Also
>tbqh
>famalam
Go back to whatever hellhole you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438412
I've never seen him insist that she's going to win the manga or anything like that, all I've seen is a man who loves a character talk about how much he likes her and wishes there was more chapters focused on her
Or is that the part that triggers you somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438368
>being this mad about someone loving his waifu
>>18438412
Now you're just talking shit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438495
>She pokes your belly
>"What were you expecting hmm?"

[Anonymous No.]

Who'd win in a free for all?
A dragon, a wurm, a ryu, a otohime, a jabberwock, a wyvern or a dragon zombie?
Winner gets a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

*Blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438525
Whichever one just bolts for the man first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438525
This sounds like a the premise of a reality show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438533
Stand aside plants
I am on a journey
A journey
Of great destiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438525
Ryu brings down lightning from the sky to fry the other bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438533
that face on the right
ᵃʸʸ ᶫᵐᵃᵒ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435636
Hey, this is actually HHHori here. I really appreciate you posting a picture of our private conversation. But actually I am good friends with Gazerfag and it's not actually stated in that conversation that he didn't like it of any kind. Also that was before I even knew him well. Stop starting shit. https://gyazo.com/3837a0d16262c8badde798c4a38e5c59

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438495
>posting monsterboys

>>18438522
>*she*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438548
>a the
fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438571
>not liking reverse traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438495
I dont get it. Are her fingers going to pinch you or something?

[Anonymous No.]

It is safe to approach a wurm in this state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438588
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438559
It was obviously just one of the faggots from somewhere else who keep raiding this place trying to start shit again, this time the tactic was attempting to turn people against waifufags who don't cause any problems.

I don't think anyone except retards believed that guy, especially when his le epic proofs were a screencap that said literally nothing to back up his claims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438559
People here have a habit of taking screenshots from the circlejerk out of context or making dumb accusations based on half truths. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438605
It's literally just ELH being salty and shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438559
>ELH
>Being a shithead
How shocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438605
>>18438619
>>18438624
Alright, thank you. This seems to happen more than it should...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438624
>Bringing him up out of nowhere
Confused Nigra.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438624
>>18438632
It's likely not even him, the person probably just censored his name because he wasn't involved in the drama directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438619
That screencap wasn't even being taken out of context, it had nothing to do with what that poster was claiming.
And I doubt it was even anyone "from here." It was probably the same TFT or /d/ shill that keeps trying to scare away draw/writefags and concern trolling, except with different tactics this time because everyone is already onto his faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438634
>posting a name-redacted out of context screenshot of a private conversation to shit on somebody in the thread
>the other person in that conversation posts about how it's out of context
>https://gyazo.com/3837a0d16262c8badde798c4a38e5c59
>Out of nowhere

>>18438648
>private conversation
>not even him

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the jews did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438664
That doesn't prove anything about who you think posted it. There is such a thing as privacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438664
>private conversation
Oops, that's what I get for reading too fast. I assumed it was public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438687
Well if he cared about privacy he wouldn't have poster her info as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438687
Trying to spin a private conversation into evidence that some person is actually a huge dick for doing something they don't actually do, without any context whatsoever, says a whole lot about the person posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

So who wins in a breeding contest between Large Mice and Devil Bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438708
Each respective Papa’s cock and balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438708
White Rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438715
>fluffy girls fluffy thighs fluffy humping fluffy wives fluffy daughterus
>all wanting to fluff you hard
I can dig this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438664
>ELH hates Gazerfag
So that's another waifufag on his shitlist? I could understand KDF a little but this is just obscene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18437533
Honestly, your legs would be too numb to move.
Her mom'll bring in some food once she knows you're awake.

[Anonymous No.]

Selkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438737
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438744
So was it really ELH who started this? I wonder what else anonymous psychological manipulations he's tried on the thread now, he's tried to throw his weight around under his own name atleast a couple of times before in recent memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438525
Otohimes specialize in having fun.
Jabberwocks specialize in being lewd.
Ryus specialize in non-combat magic.
Wyverns are inherently weaker than other dragons.
That's four out of the picture unless one of them is in love with the man prize and gets a shonen power up from it.

Dragon Zombies lose their intelligence but they gain utter recklessness and they're immune to a lot of things since they're undead.
Wurms can't fly and they have low intelligence too but they're also completely reckless and it's safe to assume that they're tougher than the other two.
Dragons can use their higher intelligence and stratagem along with the same raw power that the other two have.
Tough call. I'd bet on vanilla Dragon otherwise Dragon Zombie and Wurm would tie and share the prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438766
Let's say it wasn't ELH, ELH would still have to dig up that screenshot specifically for this purpose to give to the poster. So yea, its 99% chance that its ELH just making use of all his free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438768
>otherwise Dragon Zombie and Wurm would tie and share the prize

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438754
Grossly underrated girls that unfortunately attracts only wistfuls and fags like shoggocks who pines about them in a circlejerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438745
>”Well good sloppy sake, she finally passed out on ya, huh?”
>”Damn layabout. She always did give me trouble when I pressed her into raiding for a man. Well, at least it’s done now.”
>”Oh, I’m your mother in law. Welcome home. Strange as that may sound three weeks later. You must be famished. Here, just slap her ass, it’ll wake her.”
>”Oh come on, put your back into it, dear! OI! GET UP LAZYBOOBS! *SMACK*”
>”YAOOW! Hey, Moooom! Get outta my room ya old bitch!”
>”Sweetie, drop the act and let your damn husband get up to eat.”
>”Murr hurr... oh, you mean him? He’s my little bitch-OWOWOWOW MY EAR!”
>”Hrmm, yes, and you are still MINE, young lady. I’m so sorry about this dear, help yourself while I remind my daughter what manners are.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438766
I can't help but be a little sceptical of it, there's always the chance that he shown someone that screenshot for some reason and it got passed around in private.
I'd like to think someone who posts here would know better than to try and start shit in such an easily proven way but maybe I have too much faith in people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438754
A bit buffer arms and she’d be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438813
>Oni wants to be hardcore rapist but her mom won’t let her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438816
The screenshot doesn't actually say anything like what the poster says it's saying, so there's no real reason to send a private conversation screenshot to anybody unless you were trying to start shit anyway.
Even if he didn't post it himself, he still had to dig up that conversation and deliberately cut it and fib about the context so it could be used to shitpost when sending it to somebody else, that doesn't really help his case at all and is a lot harder to believe than he just posted it himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438832
>Oni wants to keep up her smug rapist act with her boytoy after fucking him for nearly a month straight.
>Her mom just pokes her, says she's got the baby to worry about now and slams another beef bowl in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

Gaping mermaid vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435580
>other people are discord drama whores
>not me here posting screenshots of out of context discord conversations trying to start drama
lol you're so silly ELH

[Anonymous No.]

Jun is God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438861
>”Uurrgh... y-you can’t just keep us from havin’ sex!”
>Oni Mom casually takes the empty bowl away and replaces it with yet another one, overflowing full
>”No, but I can stop you from having sex that hurts the baby.”
>”Whatre ya suggestin?”
>”I’m suggesting Anon dear be on top tonight and you look him in the eye while he gently fuck you.”
>you look to your captor/wife expecting rage, laughter, even bitter refusal
>Instead you see her blushing harder than you thought possible for an Oni to blush
>”Y-y-yer outta yer-UMPH?!”
>Oni Mom has shoved a big meat dumpling in your Oni’s mouth, while turning and winking at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438900
>That panda short

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438874
Sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435765
>>18436705
>>18437710
>You'll never be a shota going on your first hunt.
>You'll never get separated from your group because of an storm and wind up somewhere full of monsters way above your skill level.
>You'll never take cover from the rain only to find you've stumbled into a super busty Bazelgeuse's lair.
>She'll never grab you by the leg when you try to run and drag you kicking and screaming into the depths of her lair for some rough rape.
>You'll never wind up her private slut, forced to pleasure her as she looks down at your twisted face with smug lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438941
https://exhentai.org/s/d084ad1eaa/1177586-91

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438920
>"Psst, anon. I'm going to bind her up tonight you you can do what you want with her. Try doing a mating press to her face, that was my favorite when I was pregnant with her~"
>"MOM!"
>You notice that even though she's furiously blushing she doesn't seem opposed to the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438945
Please, no more, you’re all ruining me with these titanic, busty muscledoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438964
>a BustyTitan will never grin wide while you drown and sputter trying to eat out her gushing pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I fucked a mer-ma-i-a-i-aaaid!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438960
This is a cute family. I bet father in law is proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438988
Fuck, forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438950
Thanks anon, but I asked for the mermaid one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438960
>Walk into her room that night
>she’s all tied up in shibari and steaming
>”D-don’t you try anything, or know that whatever you do to me I’ll return tenfold when I get out!”
>yet as soon as you flop your dick out over her face, hey eyes go full heartpupil

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438950
>vagina titties
That soils it a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438988
>mermaid
>mer maid
>mere maid
Dragon maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439030
CHU CHU YE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439030
I want a muscled red dragon maid that’s slightly tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438744
Wait why does ELH hate KDF again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439045
Does she begrudgingly serve you that parfait you ordered (even when you didn’t order one)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439002
https://exhentai.org/s/9baba395f5/670620-421

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439030
Reminds me of that dragon maid someone wrote up that was even stricter than a anubis
If you weren't in bed by 11:00 clock she'd grab you and force you to go to bed even if she has to get in the bed with you and hold you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439051
No idea. All I remember is that KDF/Quicksilver got removed from the 'official' writefags list for whatever reason but people like Bob and Negawalker didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439077
Yep, although I’m cutting back on sugars so she can have it.
If she can make a killer roast beef though....

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439085
Thanks. A pity that it isn't translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439051
Why don't you ask him directly instead of shitting up the thread with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439128
>”Tcha. Fickle master, making me do such things...”
>she says this as she voluntarily goes over the finishing touches for the perfect roast, cut from the finest specimen she could find in 1000 miles, cooked with her own fires and garnished with perfection down to the individual grains of seasoning
>”Humph. He better like it...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439103
>she has to get in the bed with you and hold you.
I'd make my Anubismaid do this literally every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439161
She would have my heart in an instant.
Well cooked beef is fantastic....although it’s wierd knowing your maid is richer than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439161
She'd probably be swaying her hips and humming to herself while cooking it subconsciously.
And after seeing her stupid master's overjoyed face at tasting something so delicious she might not be able to hold back from fucking him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439142
I hat both the faggots, I just like knowing juicy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438766
I know lilim shitposting happened because he thinks only Mari and ilassa are worth being lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439142
He came to the thread to fling shit he's gonna get some flung back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439161
People really just don't get the joys of tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

Shy loli Monoeyes with glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439179
You’d notice her nervously holding her breath when you took your first bite, only exhaling when you profess how good it is, right?
As for money, I’m sure if you brought it up she’d just awkwardly deflect, not wanting to bring attention to how she doesn’t NEED to maid, but chooses to for you instead.
>come home to find your room massively upgraded with luxurious furniture and sheets and such
>”So you’ll stop complaining!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439221
glass*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439218
Because they're inferior to yanderes. That, and there are very few good tsundere characters out there anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439218
Tsunderes are for breaking into full dere dere mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439238
Given the choice I'd rather not deal with tsun mode at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439202
>”This is absolutely scrumptious!”
>”...Hmph.”
>”MMm! Just divine! Your technique must be flawless!”
>”...m-mmmh...”
>”I must confess too, seeing you sway your hips like that while cooking- it awakened more than just one hunger in me, I’ll admit!”
>”Haaah... haaaah... that’s IT!!!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439222
But that’s the big thing, I really don’t need expensive furniture.

It would just be funny having a rich maid, although I’d be sure to take her to the gym with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439224
I know that fits better, but saying 'Shy loli Monoeyes with glass' sounds a little too nonspecific. That could mean the loli Monoeyes are using glass dishes or hauling glass panes or playing with glass dildos or a bunch of other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439103
>>18439163
Come to think of it I'd probably do that with my maid(s) too, because cuddling something warm and cute will obviously lead to better quality of sleep and thus a better quality of life, and then once you get used to sleeping with them it's not like you can just go back to not sleeping with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439269
You know that last one sounds really nice I'd rather go with that one.
Monoeye loli with single eyeglass playing with a glass dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439266
How would you react seeing her muscly body squat obscene amounts?
How would she react seeing you lift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439269
>playing with glass dildos
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439282
Narutaru pls stay gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439281
I’s Admire her form, without question.
And she may find my lifting amusing, even if it’s not all that impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439278
>>18439282
What happens when you walk in on the loli Monoeye, completely naked save for her eyeglass, whimpering and moaning softly as she masturbates herself with a surprisingly large glass dildo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439294
Stand still. If I stand completely still she won't be able to see me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439299
That's not how monoeyes work anon, seeing things is what her eyeglass is for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439282
Glass dildos are really hot, would love to see a loli hellhound using one.
>>18439288
And this just reminded me that one boat doujin with the yandere ooi, dog and a lightbulb.
I really wanted to forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439313
Links pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439313
>And this just reminded me that one boat doujin with the yandere ooi, dog and a lightbulb.
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439312
It's too late to turn back now

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439313
>Glass dildos are really hot, would love to see a loli hellhound using one.
It better be really strong glass anon, you don't want it melting inside of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439294
I'd actually prefer it if it was a quite small glass dildo and she was moaning and gasping like it was tearing her apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439329
You can't just stand there anon, that's too awkward!

[Anonymous No.]

If you were a shota in MGC, which girl would you want to be your babysitter?
>Genki nerdy Succubus who sits you on her lap and plays video games with you.
>Queen Bee Dark Elf who mostly just invites her friends over and leaves you to your own devices but would totally panic if she thought you were hurt.
>Prim and Proper Valkryie who insists on doing everything by the schedule, even if she has to force you into bed.
>Chill Oni Sisters who'd much rather laze around than do anything and will totally just order pizza instead of making food.
>Smug Cheshire Bully who acts polite and nice around your parents but basically makes you her manservant when you're alone.
You don't need to ask which ones you'd be able to get sexual with, the answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439332
>Hellhounds or Lava Golems practicing a very twisted version of glassworking using glass dildos
Well that was my bizarre MG thought for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439292
>”Hmph! Very well master, come. Gawk if you must. This is the true power of a red dragon! Very few are stupid enough to get this close, but that would be fitting for you I suppose.”
>as she flexes as hard as she possibly can, her heart and loins are throbbing while you inspect her, and after you finish she casually (briskly and awkwardly) scurries to the showers to shlick furiously

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439321
It's by kurona, I'm not looking at that shit again.
>>18439332
Taking a perma-loli sabbath affiliated hellhound to get a specially made glass dildo would b an interesting trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439351
>loli hellhound sculpts a glass statue of you out of a glass dildo with her powerful fiery vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439343
I choose a honeybee girl who has an unhealthy obsession with children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439363
>Taking a perma-loli sabbath affiliated hellhound to get a specially made glass dildo would b an interesting trip.
You better do the right thing and get it modeled after your dick anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439343
I’d rather have that Paladin girl next door. She may look scary but she’s actually really nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439353
Perfect, she could probably do that private business while I’m doing cardio.
As an aside, those showers must be loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439381
I want to give my Paladin-chan paralysis poison and use her as my non-lewd daki all night long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439370
That would be the idea.
Mostly so the smug old hellhound in a loli's body could lay back in bed and use it slowly while teasing about how tempting it must be to try and dominate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439364
She'd leave me with no choice but to get her to give me a personal demonstration of her, er, dexterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439381
Congratulatons anon, you chose the biggest shotacon in the entire neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439391
Tempting indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439343
Oni sisters for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439396
Paladins don't do those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439435
Just like Catholic priests don't do those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439396
What do you mean the biggest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18438874
>>18438996
Big breasted mermaids are best mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439394
I wish that artist done more monster girl stuff, that hellhound image is perfect.
>>18439397
>go through with it
>she plays along but puts on an obvious act with the occasional giggle as she can't take it seriously
>after cumming inside her she goes full lolidom mode while playing with the glass dildo with her mouth
How much do I need to bribe quicksilver to write again? It's his fault I like hellhounds like this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439440
Biggest in the figurative sense. She's flat as a board but her ass is titanic by the way. It'd make a Kakuen jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439437
Slander. Paladin-chans would never take advantage of the little boys they meet as part of community services.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439449
>flat with a big bootay
Patrician-tier tallflat is another nice bodytype.

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>18438651
>>18438648
TLDR: I posted a screencap of this long long ago in a private chat with a few people. This is not the first time there's been a leak (see: Tarage and AnonBlack trying to dox me) and likely won't be the last unless I up and stop using discord all together.

Longer version: At the time I posted the conversation to see what other (at the time, trusted) people thought of it. We all had a laugh, called Gazerfag a faggot like you do anyone else on 4chan, and moved on with our lives. But apparently someone decided to save it for "ammo" to use for shitposting. Trust me, If I wanted to start shit, I have much juicier chat logs that I could give out, but don't because I frankly don't care to start drama.

I will be looking into who was recently added to the private discord chat, as well as any who left or got kicked out, to see if I can figure out who might have leaked this particular out of context screenshot.

>>18438744
As far as I know, Gazerfag's an alright guy. We've shared artists to commission with one another and chatted briefly. I might think his dedication to get all these pictures is odd at times, but I bear him no ill will.

>>18439126
Neither of those three should be on the list. If they are, then that is my mistake. My rules are if I get 5+ emails bitching about an author on the list, someone tells me their pastebin is gone, and/or if the author requests to be removed, they get removed. It's literally that simple, but don't suddenly think you can fire up 10 minute mail and spam me to get your most-hated author removed.

>>18439208
Another gross out-of-context statement. My specific words on the matter is that any Lilim without consistent art, a story, and/or thought behind them isn't a lilim. It's an attempt to make a "god-character" that everyone "has to pay attention to because they're so powerful and exclusive." I.e. Psychofox's lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439462
It does make sense paladin chans are sexually deprived and order soldiers are supposed to be just as pious. Choir boys must get picked on a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439484
>damage controlling this hard
Really fucked up this time didn't you elh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439484
>TLDR: I posted a screencap of this long long ago in a private chat with a few people
So basically what I assumed here >>18438816
Someone was really trying to cause shit today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439484
See >>18438838

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439509
>>18439484
>I posted a screencap of nothing happening in a private conversation to laugh at with my bros it's not my fault
lol really solid alibi dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439490
Being a choir boy at a fallen god church must be rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439523
>implying that literally everyone in the world doesn't do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439490
Through chastity, rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439523
Like you've never told a friend or two something that happened in a conversation with someone else, that's just how socializing goes both offline and online.
It's not like it was a deeply personal super secret with no backsies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439538
Usually there's a point behind sending a screenshot to your bros to laugh at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439549
Not when the "something" didn't actually happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439528
>be choir boy
>head priestess calls you into her chamber.
>old, but she's kind of cute.
>she blushes even when you and the boys were learning about sex.
>walk through her chamber doors
>she grabs you like a predatory animal and forces her tongue in your mouth.
>She takes your v-card right then and there.
Order churches everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you befriend/adopt/teach etc. a loli MG and wait until she was a full grown woman to accept her advances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439598
>this is what traitor-kuns actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439605
Haha, nice one man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439602
>wait until she was a full grown woman to accept her advances?
No, I will befriend/adopt/teach etc. a loli MG and immediately begin efforts to make her the mother of our children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439602
Assuming we’re destined for each other I don’t really see what the advantage of waiting would be.
She’ll grow up either way, we just get a head start in one case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439615
Nothing wrong with that, I’m just curious as to what it would be like in the presented circumstance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439497
>Setting the situation straight is damage control
Only in /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439623
>Although children, monsters are monsters. Even very young monsters like this are already instinctively yearning for men. Given the chance, they'll copulate and try to fill their tiny young body with energy and pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439639
Again, that’s all dandy, but maybe assume it’s not MGE specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439602
If she is well mannered, pure and cute then I'll definitely wait, if she misbehaves she gets the dick. Either way I'll teach her that she can only get pregnant from her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439639
It’s time to change the name of the thread to ‘MGE and other Monstergirls Thread’

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439654
>assume it’s not MGE specifically.
If the loli is making advances how can we assume anything but that being normal for monsters in whatever context it's supposed to be in?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no non-lewd MG massage parlor to help with aching body
I bet a lava golem's warm hands would help with R&R a ton. Oil massages from Unagi Jorou sound nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439675
Bubble Slime hot tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439639
Not going to fuck the loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439669
For the third time yes, that’s fine and it can be normal and all
Never mind. You guys have lost so much imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439687
I don't understand the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439602
>Telling a loli Yuki-Onna she can be onii-san's wife when she gets older
>She grows up, she fills out
>TFW you get proactively dated by a Yuki-Onna hell bent on making you keep your promise
>She's also Nav-tier THICC

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439684
>Lolifox pulls on your sleeve
>"Pretty mister, will you make babies with me?"
>She looks happy and full of hope
Would you really say no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439705
Not him but DAMN I would get behind a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439605
I condemn the order for their treatment of shotas and shota-looking men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439711
Yes, lolis are not my type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439602
Won't I be old by then

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439705
Now we are fucking talking.
Not to mention she’d have utmost awe and respect for you. The eagerness to please would be off the charts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439711
Not on the zeroeth date I won't.
Going to need a wee bit more effort involved from both parties than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439666
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439716
>>18439726
Picture this, but with Nav-Onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439705
>she’s also Naav-tier THICC
Promised land. Will she sit on my face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439738
To be fair, musclemotou would be cute too.
Meaty Yuki is for tender loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439687
You asked a yes or no question and got equivalently brief answers.
If you want open ended replies ask an open ended question instead of whining when you get what you asked for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439632
>bans Gazerfag for no reason so he can damage control his way out of the situation without opposition
Just setting the record straight I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439666
>>18439728

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439767
Fuck off image spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439675
Eastern European Yeti massaging you with her strong, fluffy paws while she talks in her thick accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439711
Only if she has a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Psst! Anon!
Go ahead. Tell me what fantasy you’d like to fulfill in Wonderland. What forbidden fun finangles your fancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439790
Well that's a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439790
Loli foxes that don't have fat asses are for giving fat asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439795
>”Om! Nom! Gee mister, these sweets sure are nice!!!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439792
A trip to the 'THICC' part of wonderland, the muscle part of wonderland, or the part where they cross over.

>>18439798
You get to spoil her AND get her ready for use, the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439792
Honestly, nothing I can't get outside of Wonderland.
Even the weird ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439762
If you have a beef with him how about you take his advice and take it up with him directly, Lurker-kun. This is neither the time nor the place to start stirring the shit pot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439798
>”Om! Nom!
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439808
>bans people who have an issue with him banning people
lol good moderator

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439804
I want to spoil a malnourished loli JubJub into a thick, bountifully blessed bigbird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439820
There was something long ago about that happening with a starving cheshire kitten.
It's a wonderful thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439792
Bimbo monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439792
Doppelganger potion gangbanging a jabberwock in all her holes including her tentacle mouths.
To name just one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439820
>>18439825
>When he found her, she was tiny, timid, and shaking from her physical state
>on her 21st birthday, she’s now bodacious, boisterous, yet still shaking... only now it’s to jiggle her tits bigger than his head and slam her hips that hoist an ass that could serve as a dinner table

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439830
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439825
I would love a similar treatment for a pink sexbirb.
>>18439851
Yep, exactly. And just imagine how much MORE amplified her clinginess would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439851
Perfect.
Probably a pretty big cuddler too.

>>18439863
Sex birb has the softest feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439830
You belong with the matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439861
>>18439879
I'm not going to say I didn't deserve that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439792
I don't have anything that couldn't easily be fulfilled outside of wonderland. The most I'd be interested in is a shota cookie but you cannot tell me no one outside of wonderland makes those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439872
>tired and gasping from your meaty lover slamming you for hours, you tell her you want to just cuddle
>she’s so madly obsessed and obedient to you that she obliges instantly, turning to wrap you in a big winghug and possessively stuffing your head between her breasts
>she coos softly, just as you like, for what feels like forever, softly rubbing all of you with her everything
I love this birb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439859
>My kiss is much more lewder than that dull Unicorn's isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Does KC hate us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18428702
>The latest two Chapters of EMG.

HAHAH HAHAHAHAHA

YES

YEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439226
I want a big succubus like this to cuddle and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439448
>How much do I need to bribe quicksilver to write again? It's his fault I like hellhounds like this so much.
One milliondy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440039
Based newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440039
EMG is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440007
He probably doesn't even know we exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440039
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440039
You still have a chance to redeem yourself, but only if you delete your pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439018
Even tough rapists can't beat the dick. No one can beat the dick.
>you start breeding her mouth while groping and suckling her enormous rack
>her pussy is absolutely drenched from cumming so much just from her throat
>when you've thoroughly packed her stomach with semen, you pull out, her mouth following your cock like it doesn't want to let go
>"Y-you...you lil' cuntsluh, haa haa, I'll fukkin get you for thaAaaaaaah~"
>she isn't able to say anymore before you slide your dick all the way up her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439226
Heaven seems to relentlessly pursue boys that are especially pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440075
How does one manage to fuck her mouth and suckle on her tits at the same time though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440090
She’s a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440075
Gonna stuff that Oni till she’s grinning like an idiot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440049
>>18440051
>>18440062
>>18440070
LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT AN DESPAIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440090
It might be doable. Bend her head back and have guy arch his back. You'd need flexibility and a big pair for it to work, a long penis is a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

Taskete, ningen-dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439915
Exactly.
Comfy bird for comfy times.
Eternally loyal for you taking care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440119
Fuck off faggot. Take your trash back to where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440128
Wew that's pretty lewd dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440119
Cows are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440119
such a mighty embrace, looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440148
Not EMG cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440119
>>18440149
Samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440148
If they aren't from EMG or MGQ then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440155
>>18440167
I'm okay with EMG cows as a race, just not the specific ones that cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl mothers teaching their daughters how to use butt plugs and hitatchi wands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440119
Damn it, that's fucking adorable. Would spoil the shit out of her every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440172
>cheat
the farmer was never dating all his cows in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440181
Most likely referring to slut minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440180
>Wanting anything to do with EMG cows

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that messing with magic is all fun and games till your big fat cuddle cat and large, buff, snuggle chuff switch bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439792
I want to true a gender bender potion and have my waifu use one of those futa fruits. I don't know why but I just want to try it one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440175
Is that a Sabbath household?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440119
Fuck off you obnoxious samefag. Nobody likes you and your life is meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440195
How about no, and how about fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440175
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440194
Gonna contract a demon to do that to them as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440196
Not necessarily, monstergirl mothers giving their daughers some 'minor' hands on tutoring is really just to help her know how to please a man later on. Completely innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440160

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440181
This >>18440185

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440218
>Taking that long to use inspect element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440220
Why would you link my post to a different post that was already linked to my post in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440119
Mge cows a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440231
Because I wanted to reply to you and I'm too lazy to type out a real reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440233
Amen brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440213
>Cheshire takes it well and you get to see the jinkos body sporting that grin and 'nya-ha-ha-ing' while she tries to feel you up.
>Jinko is sitting in bed with a look of horror on her face as she feels her middle, unused to pudge.

Just make sure it doesn't take too long, the jinko may not be able to handle it.
Especially when the cheshire pins her down for you to 'play with them'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440057
That's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439484
>Psychofox
I don't know what the TFT discord did to you to get him dumped on us, but could you please take him back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440243
Always liked this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439484
>As far as I know, Gazerfag's an alright guy. We've shared artists to commission with one another and chatted briefly. I might think his dedication to get all these pictures is odd at times, but I bear him no ill will.
Then how come you banned him from your discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439727
I want to date a submissive and vanilla lolifox that's lewd enough to stammer out requests to "play adult house" despite being shy and timid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440269
Because he's a lying nigger that's covering his own ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440243
Last time I posted a JOI here it got deleted by a mod, so watch out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440132
I bet every morning when she preens herself she also intently inspects her breasts, ass, hips, thighs, and tummy to make sure they’re perfect for LoveLove.
>”Hmm, hmm! Good, good, little small here though... gotta stay perfect and big for LoveLove!”
>”But you already are perfect, dear!”
>”Haa! LoveLove’s awake!!!”
>tackles him back into bed aggressively nuzzling him
>”I make breakfast LoveLove! Stay here and sleep my LoveLove!”
My heart feels funny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440278
You mean so that you can try to blame him for this situation and he can't argue back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440291
Fuck off ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440256
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440193
Fuck off, dude. I can like whatever monster girl I want. I don't understand why shitheads like you hate EMG so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440248
I'd have fun tiring out the flabby jinko and having my way with her when she's too tired and out of breath to resist. Don't know what the /fit/ cheshire will do though. God help us if she can still teleport. Wait, maybe this isn't a good idea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440301
You have to go back, EMGfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440301
>I don't understand why shitheads like you hate EMG so much.
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440269
THE PLOT THICKENS

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440293
Oops I think we're on the same page here bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440286
That feeling is love for a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440306
I see, so it is autism that makes people hate EMG? Go figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440286
Love birb a cute, but I'd probably make her a bit bigger by making her a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440302
They're in each other's bodys so its a cheshire in the body of a muscled jinko and a jinko in the body of a tubby cheshire.

you can still tire out that 'jinko' though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440324
autism is what makes the world go round

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>18440269
Because when I tried to talk to him like an adult, his first response was to tell me to eat shit and I deserved everything. So he's gone. It's not my discord though. Another admin can unban him. But as far as I'm concerned NOW, Gazer is an irredeemable piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>EMGfaggots here again
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440325
>you will never see your Jub waifu fawn over her newly laid egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440333
Flippity floppity mr. dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440333
I sincerely don't think he said that, what's your proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440333
And we're supposed to believe you how? For all we know it's still you who leaked that chat log last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440260
I want the psychofox out

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440333
Show screencap and I'll believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440333
>I banned the only person who could possibly call me out for my shit
>also I accuse him of starting it all himself
Yeah ELH very smooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440365
I bet he's the faggot that keeps spamming images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440319
It may just be.
>>18440325
That’s fantastic and would be adorable, but I would want to spend a good amount of time just loving her before that.

[Anonymous No.]

I have legitimately no idea what the fuck is going on.
What did gazer fag do and why does everyone hate him all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.]

>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used. The rear vagina has also changed to become small and tight, capable of squeezing, matching the human size so it is suitable for intercourse with a human.
Why the hell would Kenkou think nips would hate horse pussy? Has he never seen the dozens of H-manga featuring centaurs before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440193
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440365
Don't we all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440376
ELH is being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440376
ELH is throwing a temper tantrum because people found out he was shitposting about gazerfag earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440326
I was following their minds/souls. So, tire out the jinko in the cheshire body, quiver in fear at what the faggot cat in the tiger body is going to do to the both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440383
Go back to drawing trash, crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440269
ELH is just like that. He spends quite a bit of his time throwing his weight around, causing drama where there is none, etc. If my numbers are right, he's >30 now. He should do something with his life. It can't be too long now until his complete lack of rational capability gives him a colossal aneurysm and they find him face down in a puddle of regurgitated poki sticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440276
>cmon anon, I-I want to play 'that' game with you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440399
Exactly.
Also, enjoy the jinko freaking out over the cheshires poor diet and trying to lift/train in a body illsuited for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440339
>She can’t even form words, she just pants quickly and totally wraps it up in her everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440376
Gazerfag may or may not be a huge dick according to some anon (who is probably ELH or HHHori) despite the only proof of which being the shoddy screencap of a discord chat.

This could be true, or it could be ELH's personal vendetta against waifufags that he's just trying to cover up like how he removed KDF from the writefags list and then only removed Bob/Negawalker and the like after he got called out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440377
Probably a thought for people that don't like centaurs period but love the particular monster's gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440426
>who is probably ELH
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440403
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440408
But I normally only play that game with my titania onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440374
Anon, you have a big fantastic JubJub waifu that you rescued when she was a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440377
They are normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440377
He did it so there's options. You can choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440389
>>18440396
>>18440426
Ah, so it's some hot, spicy >Internet drama
Fucking hell. In wqhat way was he a dick? All I can see is him being mad about someone doing explicit lewds with a gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440301
>I don't understand why shitheads like you hate EMG so much.
Because it's not MGE.

There's elements of EMG that people can reasonably dislike but that's why it gets the sheer hate it does and it's the fate of any other setting that stands a chance of being talked about for more than 10 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440463
>Fucking hell. In wqhat way was he a dick? All I can see is him being mad about someone doing explicit lewds with a gazer.
That's why it's so fishy, nobody else has any proof or experience of it save for that one chat log.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440377
Frontgina is okay since she can ride you cowgirl while sucking huge centaur tiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440426
>who is probably ELH or HHHori
I can almost guarantee you it's hhhori since she's enough of a bitch to get banned from three different monster girl servers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440463
That's supposed to be the dick thing, supposedly that counts as "bitching out an artist".

Bonus: Gazerfag isn't even mad about it, not even in the screenshot

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirl discussion
I sleep

>Thread drama and setting bitching
REAL SHIT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440464
You know there's a place you can go where you can talk about EMG as much as you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440488
What's the dirt on """her"""? What's her deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440503
Oh I don't care for EMG, I was just giving him the reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440519
Sure you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440521
I got bored of it and stopped reading during the arc with mero's mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440464
I'm pretty sure it's because the EMGfags are idiots who get run out of every place they go because they're insufferable.
We have several touhoufags in this thread and nobody gives them any crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440538
Then you are a better man than I. I dropped that shit before the first mom even showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440487
I don't know why I don't like frontpussy. It's got most of the perks of a normal vagina and the horse part doesn't stop working, but though I don't care for the horse bits something about it strikes me as so unbelievably dumb I headcanon the front hole away. This is despite me taking no issue with arachne or lamia pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440399
Anon, you're going to have that 'jinko' pinning the 'cheshire' down and asking if you want to join in on the fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440408
>ask her how she would like to do it this time
>she looks at the floor fidgeting around and either says she's fine with doing what you want, or "do it from b-behind and say naughty things to me again, please"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440541
>We have several touhoufags in this thread and nobody gives them any crap.
Well yeah because no one ever talks about in in depth beyond the odd thick ran image or someone mentioning they like it.
>>18440543
I mainly stuck with it for lack of monster girl material but once the genre blew up that was less of an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440565
I want to hear the cheshire "nyahaha" in the jinko's deep voice. I also want to see her bench herself.

>>18440568
Gonna have to try spanking next, I bet she'd be into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440502
>it's the "bait vs reactionary retards" hour again
End my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440596
Would be quite the ting to see.
Especially while the 'jinko' saying that you should look at what 'she' can do while the 'cheshire' argues that 'Of course my body could do that! It's a well trained machine compared to this sack of soft meat!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440427
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440546
Because it makes no sense anatomy-wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440626
It's still better than stupid shit like lamiass or even worse is when she has a hole that goes through her spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440426
Has anyone tried contacting Gazerfag to get his perspective on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440644
There is absolutely nothing wring with Lamiass. An Apophis would be unable to facesit you without one anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440655
>contact Gazerfag
>”Are you a commission?”
Just let it go, jesus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440615
In theory it's just a way to allow people that don't normally like centaurs to enjoy them anyway and get all the goodness that girl brings. For example, you don't get dream play like a nightmare brings without a nightmare, putting in the frontgina means you get to enjoy that without walking around the girl and pulling out a stool just to put it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440667
>I AM VERY SILLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440658
It's retarded as fuck. if you need an ass or have fetishes like face sitting Lamas are the wrong species for you. It's as dumb as putting a human butt in the middle of a centaurs back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440706
>pulling out a stool
I thought nightmares were Shetland pony-sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440644
Lamia's is only bad when there's a hole through it. You put a fat hump wherever you want and I don't really care. I suppose one could maybe take offense to a defined crack though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440715
Or they could be big floofy Clydesdale size. Remember that the individual in the guide isn't representative of the entire race and you can headcanon differences like that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440705
You're late.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people in this thread, right now, who don't want a lively herd of chocolate goats to bathe with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440770
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440770
I really want to fuck that one second from the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440770
>filename
So the image spammer is an EMGfag, That answers a lot of questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440770
Fuck off and die retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440770
Gimme third from the right. The one in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440781
Please stop
I am so sick of seeing your shitty pseudo-detective posts every god damn time there's a shitpost. I don't even give a fuck what you're replying to so don't start with that deflection shit.
>Oh so the x is the y, I've cracked the case!
>The x is also the z, so says I, detective dipshit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440770
>there are people that think Crabmans art is good
Other artists draw Crabmans shitty haremettes better than Crabman himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440798
Damage control, fuck off you annoying faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440781
>file name autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440804
Way to go, you did the exact thing I told you not to do! Maybe get some reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440798
He hasn’t even put anything on the hook and yet you keep gulping at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440818
Go back to your EMG threads you nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440829
>Defending the same shitposter that brought up Spacebattles screencaps for no fucking reason
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440830
I don't read EMG threads and you are doing the very thing I am calling out. Not every shitposter is a goddamn clandestine cabal with links to each other. You can call every shitposter /monster/ or an EMGfag or /tg/ or whatever, but that's just baseless guessing. Why is it so hard to believe that a shitposter could be from here? Answer me that.
>>18440838
You're like a parody.

[Anonymous No.]

This snow bunny wants to open an ice hotel and casino and needs your help, apply today

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440844
Dragging other thread/forum's trash into these threads is a pretty big hint that they're not from here.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to take proper care of plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440870
But it's an anonymous site! You can't tell who is who! The way you talk, you make it sound like there's only one shitposter in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440864
>the air gets colder and colder as Anon goes into debt

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440876
>newfag doesn't remember the yurifag from /u/.
Go back you shitposting double nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440870
I don't like the image spammer either but that's just ignoring that these threads were founded on crossboarder in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440864
But I don't look good in a sexy bunny suit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440883
Okay, good, we have a specific example. That is one shitposter. You can only (rightfully) claim that yuri images are the yuriposter, in the same way that you can only identify the EMG spammer by posting EMG images. You can't just say they're all the same dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440875
Stop wasting images on unimportant

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440878
>groups of lonely Glacies circle around gamblers who keep losing
>one of them will get a husband

>>18440889
If you put on the bunny suit and become her husband, she can make you immune to the cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440901
What would an important image be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440892
Random string of numbers for filenames usually accompanied by no text while the ones that do have text usually are posted with images that are low quality or are shit that starts flamewars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440885
That's a retarded argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440917
No more so than arguing that because they visit other sites/boards they can't be from here.
Home grown shitposters are always a possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440910
Yes, and that is one shitposter. You're starting to catch on.
>>18440929
>Home grown shitposters are always a possibility.
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440934
So now that you've been called out you're just going to completely ignore evidence that proves you wrong? I guess there is something about being a condescending faggot that does something to your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

You haven't forgotten her already have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440596
>Gonna have to try spanking next, I bet she'd be into it.
Pulling down the lolifox's cute white, frilly panties and bullying her small and perky butt is tempting but only lightly and playfully, just enough to be exciting. If she's already on the side of loli doormat, I'd feel really bad about doing rough play with a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440905
>Eventually it get so cold the gambler passes out
>He's then carried away by one of the Glacies into her room
>Rumor says some of them will encase their captive's legs and arms in ice so they can't resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440953
I have since she didn't tick any boxes for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440953
What exactly do the tentacles even do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440960
Prostate play

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440953
She's a cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440960
Grab men without their knowledge and molest them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440951
Do you think I'm one of the shitposters? You're sorely mistaken, I'm just an anon that is sick of seeing people try to play internet detective and prove that which can not be proven.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get captured by lizard space pirates led by a dragon
>Forced to become part of the crew
>My position is called "treasure"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440978
Being a lying sack of shit isn't very good, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440989
Buddy if I were an image spammer I would be spamming images, not having a civil conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440987
Is this dragon purple by any chance? And a big girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440987
What would your duties include? Hoard polisher? Captain's teddy bear? Captain's seat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440995
You're trying to cover your own ass as poorly as ELH did,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440978
>>18440989
Shut up, fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440989
>you're with me or you're literally the guy I'm complaining about
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440987
I want to be the slave-boy of the lowest ranked lizard there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441011
Why would I be defending myself on an anonymous image board? If this were about me, wouldn't I just not respond, and slink away into the void of anonymity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441005
I get the reference but, what are purple dragons like?

>>18441007
All three

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441020
But the lowest ranked lizard(s) aren't allowed slaves.
They have to earn 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441023
Trying to discredit anons calling the image spammer out and normalize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441034
Why are you trying to "call out" shitposters? They know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441034
The guy this argument started over posted monster girls in an way that wasn't in any way inflammatory, with text that the image spammer never does.

The file name which is supposedly the damning evidence is actually a pretty standard file name format when images are saved in certain ways and isn't exclusive to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441066
When it's the exact same style of post accompanied by a similar filename every single time it does turn into damming evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440128
Spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441007
>spoiler
Every time someone mentions dickthroning, I can't help but imagine the monster slowly getting cumflated as the day goes on and she milks load after load out of her husband/slave/son/etc., and by the end of it all she looks like she's ready to birth some daughters and is drunk off all that SE

[Anonymous No.]

>some ship is about to sink
>every monstergirl nearby who's single gathers in hope of getting a husband
>turns out it's a navy vessel
>half of the sailors alp into nereids upon sinking
>they immediately snatch away the other half of the crew
>'native' monstergirls get nothing
>they try not to cry
>cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441032
They'll have to practice for when they earn a slave of their own then, and I'll gladly be their practice buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441103
Serves 'em right

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441103
>smug navy alp lmaoing at your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441080
I mean the guy the argument started over this time being the one who posted EMG cows >>18440781
That posting style is in no way similar to the guy who posts space battles shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the shitposters and shit-starters gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441128
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441123
Shitposters can adopt newer tactics, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a crazy goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw conflicted over my love of hellhounds and my love of stockings

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441139
New tactics being posting monster girls with a generic file name that someone thinks is exclusive to one person? That dastardly man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441164
>Defending EMGfags
The absolute state of /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441147
How crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440958
Happy Glacies getting married to a low down gambler!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441159
Polymorphing, anon. Or shaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441175
Do you understand how irrational and crazy your reply looks to everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441147
I did a double take, I thought I was in the wrong thread for a second there.
And the answer is I really don't feel like getting on Kumiromi's shit list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441159
I had that same struggle while doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441184
Absolutely nobody likes EMGfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441177
11/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440954
No, Anon. This is the perfect opportunity to get her into rough play like that. Just think of how when she's a big busty not-quite god for you she just wants to be placed over a knee and spanked while you tweak the settings on a magical egg vibe and call her a mere female fox. All because you spanked her when you were little and playing together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441195
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be bought by a Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441175
>he posted a thing I don't like so he must be the other guy who posts things I don't like
I'm not defending him, just stating how fucking dumb that is.
Remember when yurifags used to say everyone who hated the fetish was the same guy? Because I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441200
If she is also clingy then yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441212
Slavery is not a regal thing to partake in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441213
False equivalence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441212
Good

[Anonymous No.]

Ropers are ___.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441228
What is a regal thing to partake in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441187
>Bone lingerie
I want this to become the new meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441244
Bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441244
just human women with tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441246
Offering the parents a dowry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441241
Grape Snakes out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441232
Both cases of paranoid nutters thinking everyone they don't like is the same guy, perfectly valid comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441268
Isn't that the same as buying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441275
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441244
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441277
It's a legal transfer and the parents must accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441289
Hmm, guess I'll do the "find her in her tomb" routine instead. I don't want my parents getting involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441296
You won't have to worry about them. They'll take a nice cruise with expenses paid as you get used to your new home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441241
It is war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441315
Look I just don't want my parents involved in my Monster Girl fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441325
>he wouldn't take his wife to meet his parents

[Anonymous No.]

>spring is almost here
I don't want winter to end.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know where latenight stores his stuff? He have a twitter or pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441347
https://twitter.com/latenightdraws
Don't know about this but it has a lot of his work https://imgur.com/a/Le3Vc

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441347
Newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441347
He's always kept his stuff on imgur but updates it infrequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441346
>-15c next weekend
Ice Queen pls

[Anonymous No.]

POSEIDON VULT!

[Anonymous No.]

How would you make games like Dragon's Dogma safe for MGE girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441205
>when you were little and playing together.
It's "when she was a young girlfriend and you a not so young boyfriend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441391
Doe she have to light the lamp every time she exits the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441432
It's magical like most of the lamps and whatnot they have in the sea cities. Stays lit wet or dry.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere best dere!

[latenight No.]

>>18441371
Sorry for the lack of updates to the imgur album, I've been losing track of what images are stored in there. For some reason I try to rearrange the images to be chronological from when I drew them to keep track, yet every time I go look, I'm always greeted by this.

Twitter will be the best way to see the most recent stuff that I draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441416
I don't like this interpretation as much. I dunno, there's just something really nice about accidentally turning your friend into a wife that likes being spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441464
It's okay mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441464
No worries, twitter's pretty handy anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441464
Can I get a link to the album? Also, I love your art, very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441489
Scroll up retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441492
Whoops. Thanks anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441450
This is what happens when she performs too many new marriages for other undersea couples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441346
It's still winter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441450
>You didn't REALLY think you could hide from me, ḑid͘ ý̛ǫ̸̛u͢?

[Anonymous No.]

>So many Anons are rolling the new gacha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441346
Do winter girls migrate back to the ice kingeom when winter ends?
Along with any husbands they found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441545
You posted this shit in the last thread too, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441559
I'm going to hit her with a really big stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441576
>tfw no tanuki to pull get rich quick schemes with

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441357
Thanks anon, appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441545
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441598
She's getting your big stick alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441581
Definitely. Winter is the time they go hunt for new husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441611
No not that stick. Like a 2x4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441598
Theodore roosevelt please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441621
TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441629
Too late for her!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal all my waifu's panties so she has to go around bare under there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441671
How perverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441605
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441628
Teddy had the right idea. They're creepy and I don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441682
I'm not perverse, I'm an artist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441621
The bindings and seals didn't stop her, a plank of wood isn't going to even slow her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441559
The fuck is going on with her thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441714
It might, you don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441712
Who'd be your canvas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441742
My waifu of course! Also my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441466
I disagree, it's definitely better to love and teach a mild-mannered but horny loli and turning your young monster girlfriend into a wife later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441752
You're something, I'll give you that Mr. KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18440365
Psychofox is one of the reasons why I left TFT. He's such a sack of shit and the mods don't do anything about him, just like how they won't do anything about Father Grigori despite him literally asking people to harass artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441712
I'm an artist too, anon. I paint my waifu's womb white every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441890
Hey, good on you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Where there is light, shadows lurk and fear reigns. Yet by the blade of knights, mankind was given hope.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441930
Dumb hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>3 months in and Darling is STILL on the fucking farm

I just want a chapter about Miia again, what is Crab even doing? 3 chapters in a row about totally unrelated side girls.
At least MON girls are good and their chapters had tie ins with the main girls at different points

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441954
Crabman is being a fucking faggot that's what. I hope that farmboy found a better girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441954
Yes, but how do you feel about ELH tossing your buddy Gazerfag out of your friends group like a leper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441983
Mono unbanned him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441954
The farm will be the new namek, mark my words

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441911
>Stomach exposed
What shitty armor
anyone could sneak up behind her and give her tummy tickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441997
I want to tickle her tummy from the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441954
Why is he even on the farm in the first place and why isn't Miia pissed off as fuck about more whores taking up her spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441997
>The armor of demonic silver covers the body with a protective magical film, allowing you to leave the necessary cutouts in the armor.

KC found a way to justify bikini armor. Truly the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441986
ELH BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442005
Story explanation is he's trying to make up Suu destroying a bunch of shit.

Real reason is Crab just loves giant breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441986
Justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442009
Maybe that's how it worked all along and we just didn't knew.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into a pillow fight with a bunch of centaurs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442031
If this isn't false flagging I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442036
???

[Anonymous No.]

We've seen the land of dragons, and next World Guide Side will involve the ocean capital, but what places would you like to see next? What cities or countries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441993
Yeah but Namek was good at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442046
Nobody who actually likes centaurs would post such an image. Q.E.D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441911
How would a dark knight react if I got on my knees before her and started worshipping her taut tummy with my tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442016
Then why isn't it a spin off about farmboy and his adventures on the farm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442055
I'd like to see something like a city that floats in the sky, filled with harpies and other winged girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Between this cold stuffed toy and Onii-chan's hot meat, which one should I hold close ~ ?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make popcorn for my dragon only to watch her glare as popcorn slips through her meaty claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442055
Pandemonium is interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442009
Still doesn't explain the Order's overuse of somewhat suggestive attire for their heroines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442120
Style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442120
They're sluts and won't admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442104
It would be nice to hoard some corns and have my dragon breathe fire on them, making a huge pile of popcorn that we could eat. I fell sorry for your dragon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442140
It is tragic.
I guess I would have to take it upon me to feed her some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441993
Well, I guess that'd make sense given all those cows are the Ginyu Force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442150
It could be a nice little romantic thing, but pampering her like might get you an extra demanding dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442161
Then who's frieza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442185
The Yuki-Onna waifu, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442185
Shady businessman, obviously.

Anyone want to shop him on to Frieza giving the five minute warning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441770
>He's such a sack of shit and the mods don't do anything about him
This. He brags and takes credit for other people's work, he lies constantly about everything, is a massive hypocrite and acts like an annoying underaged asshole.
But for some reason the mods are friendly towards him. There's plenty of things that need fixing with TFT but getting rid of that shitlord would be a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442228
He does go around shilling to artists and writers, so I guess thats why

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442184
That's fine, I wouldn't mind a pampered dragon

[Anonymous No.]

When you think about it, echidnas are probably rarely the oldest sibling in their family, because echidnas would adopt tons of other monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442265
But the question is, does she try to repay you or she enjoys and uses your kindness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442251
That's basically what I've heard too, that he's "Good for the community" or whatever, since he drags in a lot of artists and gets comms from a lot of artists, despite acting passive aggressive to basically everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442321
Did you see when someone made an emote out of him, and he lost his shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442310
Don't know but I would enjoy it either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442265
What if you pamper a dragon too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18441993
Namek had Frieza and the Ginyu Force while the EMG farm is in the EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442345
You get a pudgy, sleepy dragon that just hangs around and waits for you to spoil her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442333
He loses his shit when anyone calls him out, he can't stand being exposed as a lying asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442333
Yeah that shit was fucking funny, and then since the mods play favorites they gave the person who did it shit, instead of fox for overreacting to a dumb little joke like a manchild. He also threatened to comm art of one of the anubisfags waifu being beaten because they defending whoever made the little emote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442345
She gets extra lazy and demands that you do everything for her. Expect a lot of tailjobs and footjobs, with her only moving to rape you properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442366
>He also threatened to comm art of one of the anubisfags waifu being beaten because they defending whoever made the little emote.
That is 200% fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442366
Proof? This seems a little too juicy to be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442199
Namek will freeze in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442354
>You get a pudgy, sleepy dragon
The best kind of dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442366
I forget, was it psycho-fox who had the impersonator show up?

>>18442382
Two scoops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442366
>people can't fight online
>they commission each others waifus getting beaten.
2018 everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442382
"Can anon defeat the yuki? Find out next time in"
"yuki defeated"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442388
But then you come hope to a dragon in naught but her panties playing vidya atop her hoard, or the hoard she moved by the PC who asks you to make snacks after welcoming you home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442382
>Opening the ice box
>Your Yuki-Onna waifu who you just introduced to DBZ "Ohohoho"s at you
"I'm Freeza."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442373
>>18442381
I don't have any proof unfortunately, this was said directly to the anubisfag in question via PM. The anubis fag has some mental health problems, I've heard, so it was extremely upsetting to them, and as far as I'm aware they never shared proof, but it was reported to the mods, who, surprise surprise, did jack shit once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442415
I'm gonna call her Gohan because she disappoints me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442423
>he anubis fag has some mental health problems, I've heard, so it was extremely upsetting to them
If that's who I think you're talking about then that really makes me mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you un-mere a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442423
Which Anubisfag? Frosticle, or the other one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442423
I have proof, but it'll mean exposing myself. So, I can't really do this.
>>18442435
It most likely is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442431
I'll call her Tien because no one remembers her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442423
It's funny because he went to TFT after the mods in the other discord started to get noticably tired of his shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442423
>The anubis fag has some mental health problems
Fox clearly has mental health problems too with the way he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442392
>was it psycho-fox who had the impersonator show up?
Nope, only that mentally ill britbong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442443
I'll call her the Goten to my Trunks because she's useless without me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442431
>Yuki-Onna gets mad and summons the GINYU TOKUSENTAI
>A quintet of chuuni monster lolis appear and start doing poses
>A Holstaur, Large Mouse, Hornet, Barometz and Ice Queen

[Anonymous No.]

Telling bedtime stories with a Titania! Replacing all the sad endings in fairy tales with happy ones so you both have pleasant dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442451
>Had to make a fucking pastebin post to prove he was the real one
It was like something Chris Chan would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442451
Oh right, that was Inari.
The liquid-inari incident was a fun day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442461
I'm gonna bully them so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442450
I'm convinced he's either slow in the head or is underaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442461
Gonna show them my dragon balls.
My ryu made them for me.
They don't grant wishes but they're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442489
Fucking hell, I just spilled my yakult thinking about fox as a 16 your old autistic kid playing with thomas the tank engine toys and talking about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442506
You killed me man my sides are in orbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442440
>It most likely is.
Fuck me, that's awful. That Anubisfag is a nice guy if a bit insecure, he definitely didn't deserve that. I hope he's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi-Onis are cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

I want my jinko oneesan to see I've been visiting the website "Lapcats Online" just so she can try to awkwardly lay on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442602
I wonder what lead them to this encounter. I want to know their history up to this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442620
Ask the artist.
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14073997

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442423
Are you faggots really still doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442647
This is completely separate from tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442608
I wouldn't have the heart to tell my jinko shes too big to be a lapcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442670
Its her dream.
She'd lay there, expect you to scratch behind her ears, and give you a stoic 'nya'.

The ultimate lapcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442120
It's a porn setting with sexy girls you are meant to jerk off to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442647
>no question mark
cryinggrammarnazi.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Note to self: Never commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442703
Yeah, but the Order is supposed to be the anti-fun faction, why would they allow their girls to dress like sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442714
The tanukis make off with your bucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442714
You get scammed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442714
I'm going to commission wife stuff soon and she's a cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442717
Not all of them. It's probably the girl's preference from the beginning. Also one of them has Vampire blood but doesn't realize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442731
Cute smug devil.
Gonna put ribbons in her hair and give her a cute dress to wear.
Cute shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442717
how else do you get men to sign up for the order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442714
Who was the fuck that scammed ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442731

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442752
Produce propaganda targeting lonely men and boys that want a place where they can belong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442757
Those are automata legs on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442720
>>18442723
>>18442756
Did you just not read any of this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442774
Too busy hunting diablos.
Something something discord drama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442777
A little. The big one was someone else commissioning KDF's daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442781
Oh yeah, I remember reading something about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442781
Why can't people just let waifufags be? In the past 24 hours we've had different people going after like 3 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442794
Waifus are srs business anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442794
Fucking side-buster of a day, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442794
Because spamming images got boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442731
>Bullied for being short as a human
>Monsterizes
>Still short
>Still bullied
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442781
Don't be an attentionwhoring toddlercon faggot that treats these threads like your blog and you won't put a giant fucking crosshair on your back like KDF did.

In fact, just keep your shit out of the threads and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442837
Fuck off psychofox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442794
I never asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

Big onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442832
As long as shes getting bullied by the dick, its fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Rata-chan needs someplace comfy to relax after a hard day of sleuthing.

Your bed or a couch would work fine, preferably with blankets and tail brushing.

[Anonymous No.]

She's scared of thunder and needs comfort!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442852
Too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442863
Adorable, would let crawl into bed so I can stroke her hair till she falls asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442837
>t. didn't read earlier in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442868
Here's a smaller oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442863
Its thundering where i'm at.
Fucking Raijins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442884
Still too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442844
>Psychofox is the only one that hates Quicksilver

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to only use two fingers to gently touch the aquatic girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442898
Too right anon, they're all just too tight for three fingers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442896
Your commercial posts were never funny you fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442906
Your mental faculties aren't in check if you seriously believe some obnoxious ESL shitter can be the only person to loathe that somehow-infallible diaper fetishist. Quicksilvers astroturfing and his defense force are the absolute worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442926
>Quicksilvers astroturfing
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442926
Oh, he's mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, you know what I really like? Monster girls.
Who else likes monster girls, and what do you like about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>be human family
>run successful business
>have everything in life a family could want
>suddenly man is husbando'd by an alraune
>wife tries to run his business, but can't manage it as well as he can
>soon she's up to her eyeballs in debt
>debtors are threatening to take the family home and all of their possessions
>faced with a bleak future, the woman kills her children and commits suicide
Thanks mamonobama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442965
I like monster girls because they make me feel like I matter. To them and to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442980
Go away you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442980
Eat shit, psychofox

[Anonymous No.]

remember that the
Radical
Anti
Piracy
Economy
isn't a real organization and to not let them into your home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442965
I hate monster girls. They ruin lives as seen in >>18442980

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442965
Monster girls are great, I would love to have a big, happy family with one. Preferably with lots of mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443019
Question time.

Waifu mofu, or daughteru mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442980
Can't there be two moms for the family though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442965
I like monster girls very much! I enjoy them for multiple reasons. They answer the age old question “Isn’t there anything besides women to marry?” Their non-human bits make add some innate appeal of either fear due to their potential or protective instincts because they would need help working in the human environment. While I dont enjoy all of the aspects of MGE, for example, certain coercive tactics, empiralistic approach of the insidious nature of “DE”, I find the idea of picking a mate for life who loves you for who you are and vice versa is refreshing given today’s popular culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443030
Well if my waifu had mofu, then my daughter(s) would certainly have mofu as well! Would be nice to help them all brush their fur in the morning, but drying the daughterus off after bathtime would be a chore.
>Finally get one daughteru's fur dry
>Turn to next daughteru
>First daughteru jumps back into the bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443030
Waifu mofu comes first, though you should show your daughterus proper care techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443063
Sometimes it's hard being a Papa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443069
How does she lay on her back with all those tails?

[Anonymous No.]

Krakens must get lonely watching all those ships sail by. How would they deal with it? Probably not like this:
https://imgur.com/a/wO5Ob

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put gum in my waifu's mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443082
read that as putting a gun in your waifus mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443074
Two words: Tail bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443082
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443099
I'll do it, and then I'll laugh at how silly her bald tails look after she has to shave them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443069
Would the age gap among a Kitsune's daughters make things awkward? The oldest daughter is over a thousand years old with great grandchildren of her own, and then the youngest is 16. There must be huge generation gaps between sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443110
Strange for the husband, perhaps, but I imagine the kitsune are used to it.
Business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443107
>>18443099

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443126
I'll even make her shave her head too so she doesn't look all asymmetrical or anything because that would really trigger my OCD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443132
Consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443137
>not doing it to show your waifu you still love her just the same without any mofu
How else will you truly show how you feel about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443145
there's no demand for male yanderes anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443156
Says you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443145
That's just domestic abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443158
There isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443165
Oh, so it's just fine for men who want to be raped and have their pelvises all busted up or to get kidnapped and molested by unsavory old ladies, but I say I want to give my wife a little shave and everyone loses their minds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443183
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443183
you have a point but fuck you for shaving mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443197
Mofu will grow back anon, busted up pelvises won't and mental illnesses are forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443183
>I just want to abuse my waifu for my own enjoyment, why is everyone so upset?
Just fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how those dark lamps in the kracken profile work?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that monster girls would do everything they could to prevent you from throwing your life away in a fight. Even Salamanders and Lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon, here's the deal.

You get your ultimate perfect waifu in your ultimate perfect setting with everything you could have ever hoped for. There's obviously a catch though as there always is, her skin color is now coal-black fresh-off-the-boat negress-tier. All else is unchanged, literally the only difference is the color of her skin. This cannot be changed either, no cheating.

If you don't have a waifu, roll a random MG here:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random

How do you feel? Would you take the deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443183
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443228
Probably like a oil lamp that magically burns kracken ink instead of regular oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443043
Pretty sure that goes against Order teachings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443183
YOU BROKE THE RULES

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443246
>the codex astartes does not support two mothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>my waifu is a hellhound
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443255
Go back to painting your chaos figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442995
>>18443001
What? It's not like MAMONO MANA can fix the effects of human families losing their breadwinners to some thot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>Dark Lich
Gonna be real fucking hard to see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
Nothing much changes but I guess I can start calling her Darker Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443244
So what would you do with dark lamps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443277
>doesn't even deny it
Fuck off you turbofaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443287
Create ambient mood lighting through my whole home. Shadow puppetry to entertain Nightguants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>How do you feel?
The same but i'd call her a nigger for laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
Although my Kobold waifu and daughteru are very pale and I quite like that aesthetic, I do have a semi-substantial fetish for that sort of extreme dark black skin color so I'd be all for it if it's my only option. I would hope that they could dye their hair and fur a golor that would better match their skin if that were a problem, but all in all this is a very small sacrifice for me. Imagining dark waifu and daughteru wearing pure white latex catsuits gets me real good in my soft spot.

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not patronize the little fairy constables of the Fairy Kingdom. They keep the order and the peace for the day-to-day citizens, that's right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
Man, the skin color isn't what makes black people ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443302
Good lord why don't you just namefag. It's easier you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
A dark skinned Crow Tengu is still a Crow Tengu, so I'll take the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443312
>ANGERY

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443307
I'm going to call them adorable and walk away laughing when they demand to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>rolled Kakuen
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443312
If he did the thread would be derailed more then it already is with constant bagering

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443287
To night time experiments in the park at broad daylight

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443334
Don't be mean!!! They trained really hard and have a strong sense of duty!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
Brown 2D girls are cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
If you had a shog maid, every single item in your house she replaced would have to be the same color of black due to the "no cheating" rule. You'd have to start tying ribbons to things to make sure you could differentiate them and she would feel unbelievably embarrassed about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443345
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443359
I'm gonna call 'em shortpuffs and other playful nicknames!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443307
I want to kidnap Officer Fairy and keep her in a glass jar n my nightstand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>Lilim
>Profile specifically says they have pale skin
Inverted albinism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443302
You're a never ending source of new weird fetishes my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443307
>>18443359
Give them a nice headpat and a big piece of chocolate cake for being such good little soldiers!

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>Meme-lording black as Oakland Chesire
>Steals my headset and tells me she is the captain now
>Keeps clicking her tongue and telling me I do not know the way

Jest fuckin kill me lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443432
Beat her so hard that even the worst domestic abuser would say you went too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
Yeah my waifu is a loli Night Gaunt and I would love her either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443439
>my waifu is a loli Night Gaunt
hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443439
>>18443455

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443463
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443439
Be honest. How much has KDF affected you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443234
>Anon keeps getting back up to fight a Dragon and win her heart even though he keeps getting knocked back down.
>Eventually he's beaten, bruised and bloodied but he keeps getting back up.
>The Dragon breaks down into tears and holds him still so he won't keep hurting himself by challenging her.
>As he passes out, he barely registers her scooping him up in her arms as she flies to her lair.
>When he wakes up, he's bandaged up and she's asleep at his bedside holding his hand.
>He lost the fight, but won her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443479
I was thinking more about an Anon that has lost everything or was abandoned by everyone he and now only lives to fight being tenderly loved by a Demon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
I'm safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443473
Nothing. I Hate Kobolds and I generally like older lolis (10-12) and pretty much always Sabbath spell of pedomorphosis lolis that are actually adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443298
>>18443507
hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443512
I'm actually the guy who commed it and the no text version was the only version of my waifu that hasn't been posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443507
You cheeky cunt you calling your fire dog a nigger to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443509
Not even the latex fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when two yanderes fall in love with each other? What if they poison each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>Lava Golem
That might actually look kinda cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443538
Just because a toddlercon that wants to fuck his daughter likes the same kind of clothing as I do why does he have to influence me. I'm in my 30's and I've liked latex/bondage for years before I knew what a monster girl was. I ignore the every monster wants kids most of all aspect of the setting. I don't want kids nor would I fuck my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443562
She becomes a Wisp hybrid, and his soul is captured by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443479
Would monster girls like these kinds of stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443586
Not that kind of poison, just some custom Couples Berry and Prisoner Fruit syrup that could be discreetly added before they both try to jump each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443578
>I don't want kids
Meh. Between the centuries long life span to change your mind and how rediculously infertile monsters are, that's fine
>nor would I fuck my daughter.
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443562
They look like a sappy lovey dovey couple, and are functionally equivalent to one in all but the most fringe of scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443660
What about tsundere x tsundere or kuudere x kuudere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443586
I wonder what the strangest wisp combo you could make is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443684
Yeti Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443698
Nothing wrong with wanting to hug you for eternity and never let you go

[Anonymous No.]

Getting dry humped in your sleep by horny loli monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443724
>ywn get molested in your sleep by your twin dormouse imoutos

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>Blue oni
>but black
How does that work with any of the coloured onis? How would I know which one they are before getting raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443782
Does she wear glasses? Blue.
If not, Red.

If she isn't drinking sake, she's an Ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some songs you can imagine monstergirls singing?

I can't help but think Siren would be more popular if it weren't for the "idol-girl meme (lol)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443921
Well fuck me sideways I forget my picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443833
What if she's a myopic red oni? Or a weebish ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18435488
How did he go from smol to swole without the tittymonster getting older?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442333
>>18442366
>>18442423
Don't you have a containment discord to shit-talk on, or is that embargo still in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444150
Just report and ignore. Surprised this thread hasn't been pruned yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443509
Actual lolis > lolihags

[Anonymous No.]

>>18442852
>>18442884
This is how I like my Onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443921
Mermaids would sing melodies with their powerful vocal chords.
Some momsters would sing lullabies with pretty messed up lyrics to their daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444432
She looks like the kind of Elf queen who had to leave her village after a bandit invasion.
She'd give you a quest to save her village and promise you a large reward for it.
Once you're done she will reveal that she can't afford to reward you with money and riches, but that you can take anything from her including her freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444479
>the bandit invasion was staged by her royal guard
>it was just her plot to get enslaved and impregnated by Anon she had a crush on.
Elves are really lewd. The older the the lewder.

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>>18444502
How far will Elves go to indulge in their lewdness while keeping up a proud and pure front?
Even if Anon simply hired her as a maid she would spike his food with tons of aphrodisiacs and say it's just the traditional way her people cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444432
Very.

I do not approve of the rape meme though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444519
There is nothing in the world that can even compare to the lewdness of elves.
>>18444536
I hate that meme too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443330
This is wht you need to be careful when going to an elf's house. They'll make sure to leave bait and themselves open for you to rape and resisting is too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444539
Her head is a Dorito

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444536
>>18444539
It's not rape though, just very rough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444539
Who's lewder: The dark Elves who dress outrageously lewd and acknowledge the pleasure of sex even though they act pure, or the regular Elves who also dress lewd but in a subtle way and believe that sex is only for the purpose of procreation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444554
Rough sex is the best kind of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444554
That's the very definition of rape, non consensual rough sex

[Anonymous No.]

>Elves are supposed to be super-advanced and civilised beyond mankind
>still use spears and bows to hunt
I am upset. Upset about the Fair Folk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444581
>believe that sex is only for the purpose of procreation
regular elves then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444605
Are you implying that impregnation sex is lewder than hedonistic sex?
Elves ovulation occur rarely and they aren't aware of when it happens so you will have to breed her everyday then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444589
Exactly. Elves, even the non mge ones are always lusting for lewds so it can't ne rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444639
It's rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444639
>You're in bed with your Elf wife
>You propose to have sex before going to sleep
>She refuses and tells you that your libido is too high
>Meanwhile she's already wet and fondling your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444600
>I am not going to use your cannons, stupid mayflies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444681
It's not, it's just a little roleplay to make things exciting.

>>18444682
>Manage to hold your lust in
>She ends up abusing you in your sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes the most simple races are indeed the best ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444945
Is that elf even aware of how her outfit is practically an invitation to breed her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444959
Probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444959
>"Isn't this outfit cute, Anon? The lady at the clothing store called it the 'Baby Maker,' for some reason."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444432
I want that meaty Dark Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445026
>you will never have a raw baby making threesome with a pair of cute elves
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445033
>Succubus runs a stylish lewd clothing shop meant for seduction
>She expected to have clients of her kind
>It ended up attracting only Elves
>All her innuendos and attempts to make them realize what they're buying failed
>To this day the local Elf community still believes it's a regular clothing shop

>>18445026
>>18445070
What if one of the Elf is clearly cuter than the other like in that pic?

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>>18445095
>What if one of the Elf is clearly cuter than the other like in that pic?
But they both have their own appeal.

The right one looks like the shy and innocent type who has never seen a human before and is slightly nervous while the left one has some confidence, has heard what people do to elves and doesn't dislike the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445095
>clearly cuter
You speak nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445070
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2838433

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>hellhound
"lol"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445142
Urge to breed intensifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>Undine
Eh, I'd be fine with that, the skin isn't really the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445109
>>18445124
You guys are too kind.
The one on the left is definitely tired that her friend (sister?) gets all the attention just because she has bigger breasts. If you told her how you found both of them just as beautiful you'd earn her eternal love.
Personally, I'd tell her to go home while I take her friend on a date.

>>18445142
No man would ever be unhappy to wake up to this everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445142
Would this picture be posted or it's NSFW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445177
>Personally, I'd tell her to go home while I take her friend on a date.
That's just terrible!
>>18445215
General rule is that it's okay as long as there's no nipples, vagoo is sexual acts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>black unicorn
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445228
I see a little the nipples through the lingerie, that's why I ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445267
You'd probably just get a warning for that pic, instead of outright b&

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443684
Mimic/Wisp. It's taking her magical cage to the next level, and adding some curtains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18444959
>breed
But she's a buttelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445340
Anal sex with an elf is the most immoral thing you can do. She has absolutely no way of justifying it aside from it feeling good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445353
Elves are for immoral things though!
Corrupting a pure elf into a hedonist is worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445353
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445413
Hedonist elves have an insatiable hunger for dick. I hope you're ready to pump her butt for hours everyday.

>>18445415
Who knew hime cut elves could be that lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445444
It's obvious that they'd be lewd, they are elves after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445444
Oh you know it!
Although that would only be the beginning.

Gonna build my own little pleasure cult on elf island!

[Anonymous No.]

How can other monstergirls even compete? Dark Mages seem to hold a monopoly on little boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445528
There are enough boys for all of them.

For now

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445528
>>18445541
There will be staunch competition between dark mage cakes and gyaru demons in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl has the best eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445680
Basilisk. They are the forbidden fruit to gaze upon.

[Anonymous No.]

THICC Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445686
Staring into a Basilisk's eyes is sometimes considered lewder than hand-holding

[Anonymous No.]

>>18443235
>Dark Holstaur
I make the 'How now brown cow' pun at every single opportunity I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445680
Gazer. Best and most. All glory to the hypnowife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445688
I hope Undead Kingdoms sell cowprint clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445724
>Dark chocolate milk
I'll try it. I also want to body paint her, I bet we could do interesting things with that pallette and those breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445680
Bug girls with unique eyes, see Regura's works for examples.
Wish there were more of them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445528
>Dark Mages seem to hold a monopoly on little boys.
I want to hold a monopoly on a little dark mage's pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1174752/8374c8c89e/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445688
Going to show her Tenser's Groping Hand, a new spell I came up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry an evil monster girl
>Start tempering her evilness behind the scenes
>She orders her lieutenants to raze a town to the ground with no survivors over some minor slight
>Stop them as they're leaving the castle, give them some money and tell them to go see a movie instead
>She demands a maid be fed to the hounds for tripping while going up the stairs and spilling some tea on the rug
>Call your brother and ask if he still needs a nanny, get the maid a taxi and toss the dogs some steaks
>She'll never get angry at you, so any time she finds out about this stuff, you're able to sooth her anger by patting her head, to which she responds with a pout and a "Fine, but don't let it happen again"
>Her underlings start secretly calling you boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445772
She can 'roost' in bed with oniichan tonight.
I'm sure our mom and dad are busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445772
But why the ham?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445822
midnight snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445822
Wyverns love meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445822
>>18445826
It's got a little tag on it. It's stuffed.
Kawaii~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445839
Natsy Succubutt infestation he's got there, man's got to develop some fetishes to keep them away.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to breed with this donkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445854
I dunno, she looks like an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445680
The eyes of a blushing onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445844
That just attracts more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445772
A healthy dose of dicking will cheer her right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445890
Not if you get the weird ones.
Then you drastically cut down on the succubi approaching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445894
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445775
How does one get a little dark mage? Loli potions or a young genius lewd beyond her years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445906
The latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445822
Because it's cute to give little MGs species-specific plushies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445899
Epic xD thread memes aside, succubi pretty much don’t give a single fuck.
Unless it’s something like abuse, in which case they’ll still fuck the hell out of you, but also to distract you from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445918

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445839
Should have bought these

[Anonymous No.]

What if both a whitehorn and a yeti come across the same freezing man?
Who gets to save him and take him home?

[Anonymous No.]

>be away since last thread
>come back and read this one
what the fuck, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445991
The answer is double snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445940
>Some may want to release their desire for murder, theft, and various acts which hurts others, and MGE says no.(In such cases, MGs will make them indulge into themselves so they can't think such vicious thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445991
Yeti hugs man to the back of the White Horn.
Maximum coverage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445906
I guess it's theoretically possible to have a young genius human girl that turns into a Dark Mage, but the more likely case is a daughter of a DM. The exceptions where the offspring isn't the same species as the mother are pretty rare and I don't think Dark Mages are one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn my waifu into a spanking slut! I want her to come to me with her favorite paddle in her mouth and beg me to beat her ass red with it like a doggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445906
>>18446021

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446044
My heartboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446047
Silly anon, that's a witch!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446132
You don't need to imagedump.

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu had to cosplay as a character from any existing human media (movies/TV/games/etc.), who would she choose?

Tell us your waifu's species too.

[Anonymous No.]

Let me play you the song of my people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445680
Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>Despite probably not being her favorite to wear, dancer outfits look really gorgeous and exotic on Jabberwock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446218
How long do you think an Apsara can shake her booty for before tiring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446252
Depends on if she's taking it while shaking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446252
Forty days and forty nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446267
...would that make it last shorter or longer?
I really want an Apsara who can do dirty sexy dances

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446270
That's a long time anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446023
I want to put my dragon close to mere territory with some embarrassing petplay until she snaps back to reality upon seeing my smug and fights back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446218
Wocks would proudly declare they look good in anything and they'd never stop telling you and other monstergirls about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446270
Sounds like a Monstergirl fable.
>Then Aladdia said to the prince: “If I shall dance enticingly for forty days and forty nights, will you marry me then, noble prince?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446303
>Dragon waifu snaps out of sub mode
>suddenly you're the one naked except for a leash, some fake ears and a tail plug
How the turn tables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446158
Chubby mouse would probably love to dress up as either a cop or nurse, she wouldn't be into any games or anime so no characters she herself would want to cosplay as.

Dormouse is a huge weeb and gamer, would probably cosplay as Azura from FE:Fates or the heroine of whatever the flavor of the month girl is.

Large mouse would probably get dressed up in a bunch of different school uniforms and sportswear by her sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446270
Why are they so perfect?
I want to marry one just to see her shake it while making dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446321
>fall asleep with her on the couch watching romantic comedies
>she still gives a slow lapdance even when fast asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446316
>Tail plug
Thank god she already has a tail and I wouldn't use that, but shr'd still threaten me if I didn't lick her good enough while she pulled on my leash and gave me a tailjob.

Dragons can be dangerous and fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446357
>but shr'd still threaten me
Would she ever actually go through with it? The best threats are ones that might actually get carried out anon, especially when having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>These arent my glasses...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446316
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446372
99% sure she wouldn't, but if she actually tried it she'd be in for a fight and I'd do it like a madman since my life would be on the line. That or I'd throw my box of squishy flayers at her so they could help me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446378
Fat snek ass!

[Anonymous No.]

Trust nobody, not even yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446418
I need my fat butt Apophis sitting on my face IMMIDIATELY

[Anonymous No.]

Having on mind that animals reject their babies because of the "human" smell, what would a MG do if she detects a human smell on her babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446448
She'd try to find the damn toddlercon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446448
That's stupid anon, monstergirls are more human than monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446448
What about her husband? He's a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446158
She's a Dark Slime and she would cosplay a Crystal Sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445966
Screw that, I'm installing a succubus landing strip on my lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445528
Just wait until other monsters start to copy Dark Mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446500
Why would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446158
Aside from the nonspecific maid/nurse/nun cosplay we'd enjoy, my Kobold waifu would cosplay as Asuna from SAO. I'm not quite sure who my daughteru would choose, maybe Illya from Fate/Kaleid since she really likes magical girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446500
>corruption gimmick
>spell casting
>shared disposition (Lustful)
>purple
Dark Mage copied Dark Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446530
A Dark Slime could form a faux witch hat with her own mass if she wanted, so your purple slimeballs can feel just a little less inferior to their Dark Mage superiors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446549
She could always just wear a real one too. With a brim twice as large as that smelly Dark Mage from the other side of the bog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446448
Only if it's the smell of lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446158
My dragon daughteru would cosplay Zero from drakengard. Not sure about my waifu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446044
We need a picture of a sexy dark mage loli, that image's content is 100% cute only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446500
But it's just a human with a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446602
She casts woosh too. Sure, anyone could do that but at least she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446448
>mg demanding a man take responsibility and arranged maariage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446612
>Dark Mage casts magic
>”Skidaddle Skidoodle”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446158
She could just go the most fitting route and dress up in Aya's manga outfit with them both being Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446500
Dark Mages probably function more as a job class for magic adept Makai Knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446630
It's the kind of magic that bounces out of you. Still looks cute though especially since she's training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18445688
I want THICC Lich to sit on me! What’s her favorite snacks? I’ll get them all!

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446837
I'm waiting for the next thread for something but its noon on a tuesday so many won't be around.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think the less desirable monsters go after crippled anons?
>Inb4 mumbojumbo
>alps go after their blind and deaf friends.
>matangos are just glad they caught someone.
>limbless anons get lame dryads
Just something I randomly thought about. No mumbojenga cant fix these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446964
Probably, although I think they'd just go for whomever they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446964
Monstergirls go for who they love/feel most attracted towards, disregarding physical appearance. That would make for some nice healing stories, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446964
Love heals it all, specially those heart shaped cat butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447019
Big and soft or tight and shapely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447035
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447035
Sandvich

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447042
Anon, you can only have one butt on a cat.

>>18447048
What do sandwiches have to do with this Jinko-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446964
>dryads
>lame
I will fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447060
>a cat
Who said anything about only one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447091
How many cats can one man have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446994
I would be more excited for a disabled healing story than some senseless smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447098
Lots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447098
A clowder of litters

[Anonymous No.]

Would you enjoy a story about a shota going spelunking with a loli automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447098
How far down the rabbit hole are you willing to go? I think anything more than 4 memecats would be too much for me. Or 4 riddlecats.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, post your favorite cute greentexts. I want more reading material.
Gorgon's Gaze by Dramanon is really qt.
http://pastebin.com/q03Y0cP8

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447106
>>18447107
Anons no!
Too many cats!

>>18447115
What about a combination of riddle-cats and memecats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447115
Not him, but clearly you are overlooking the joy of a full cat harem: meme, riddle, nip, vanilla, and muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447120
>someone else remembers this
Haven't seen it mentioned in ages but I loved it.
Personal favourite though is Anubis Gets A Massage.
https://pastebin.com/Qf1tKpW5
Shame masseur anon disappeared after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447124
Perfect spread of girls and body-type opportunities right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447124
Alternatively for cat bigamy for someone who likes dangerous girls: Griffon and Manticore.
You could be wrapped up in a griffon's wing hug and laying back against her breasts as you're balls deep in tail pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447120
https://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

[swiss Momo No.]

Since it looks like MGR won't commission scans/translations and the only other scans (besides my initial rough photos) so far are done without debinding the book i decided to get a spare copy of Fallen Knights to properly scan.
Done so far are the coloured before-after pages. All raw scans without cropping ect since I don't have much spare time to scan stuff under the week: https://imgur.com/a/FFxEU

(I will eventually properly crop everything, but if someone else wants to save me some time by doing that, please go ahead)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447202
Do you ever feel a twinge of pain when removing pages for scanning?

[swiss Momo No.]

>>18447215
besides my nails getting fucked over again I mostly just feel "please don't rip, please don't rip, please don't rip"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447202
Thanks for putting the work in, nice seeing you're still alive after the Q&A translation stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Wrestling with monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447248
>Wrestle with one
>Pins me in a way where she can feel my dick
>Lets herself get pinned and lose just to feel it too
Okay

[swiss Momo No.]

>>18447229
well since I can't draw for shit and am not good at writing, I might at least put my Japanese skills and financial assets to work

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you like muscle on females?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447202
Much appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447272
Because its my fetish.
Also, a symbol of power and fitness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447248
This is my fetish.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2773631
I want to dominate a wrestling hinezumi dressed like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447248
I dig that anon, I'd love to get naked and all oiled up so my waifu and I can have a sexy all-out wrestling match that inevitably ends with the winner having sex with the loser. I once saw this one porn video where a guy and a girl were wrestling. At one point the girl was lying on top of the guy, perpendicular to him. She had his legs spread out really wide holding one between her legs and laying on the other, and was semi-roughly playing with his crotch. I want that with my waifu so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447272
I usually just like them toned, but it's a nice way to show power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447272
Couldn't really tell you, seeing as how I also like soft girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447272
It makes my dick hard, it's not complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447272
Only if they have soft squishy bits to go along with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447248
>Wrestling an Unagi-joro
>You end up in all kinds of embarrasing positions for everyone to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447348
>The announcer just quits half way through because he has no idea what's happening
>The audience doesn't care because they're all masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447272
It makes my peepee get big
I think it’s mainly a factor of just liking to be totally surrounded by the girl. Big beefy arms and thighs on a big frame means you can be completely smothered by them and touched all over all at once, which I crave because I’m so physical-contact deprived. It’s also why I like chubsters and Shoggoths- complete coverage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447202
Holy shit thank you man

[Anonymous No.]

What disgusts a Wonderlander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
No fun allowed people

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
Normies who don't get it and never will

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
Common sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447445
This.
Hell, it gets punished by the Queen herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447123
>riddles and memes
Spray bottle. Definitely the spray bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
This >>18447437 >>18447435
Go be dreadfully dull somewhere else, or at the very least don’t go complaining about the fun others have

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447467
No you wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
Prudes and people who won't let monster girls and their husbands do what they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447457
Hey Riddlecats aren't that bad!
On an unrelated note, you now have me thinking of a dorky, short, chubby cheshire that thinks she's 'all that' and her sphinx friend who has to deal with the shennaniganry she gets up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447429
What disgusts an Undead Kingdom citizen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447452
Some say the Wonderland prison is just as bad as getting the Flayer treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447452
Well I now know how to fast track to a bad girl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447493
The sanctity of life. How tacky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447496
Depends on the jailer. Could be a club, heart, spade or diamond. Or you can get lucky and have an Alice jailer, who when you’re released congratulates you on your good behavior during your sentence, as dollops of your cum leak out of her holes unbeknownst to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447531
She's a Wonderland Alice. She remembers everything.

She's just that lewd that it doesn't bother her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447540
Wonderland is a scary place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447561
>see a Hatter casually sipping tea as her shrinking potion’d husband rests in her cleavage
>”Good day” she expresses politely

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447579
Such a wonderful place, point me at the thick cheshires and trumparts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447579
I'd tell her good night as my mini jabberwock waved from the top of my top hat.

[Anonymous No.]

What would monstergirls think about urethral penetration? Giving or receiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447579
>her shrinking potion’d husband rests in her cleavage
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447579
Nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447653
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18439484

Don't trust the words of this faggot. I've known this guy for years. He's a paranoid schizophrenic conspiracy theorist. Wouldn't be surprised if he wrapped his junk in tin foil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447667
Do you really need to restart this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18446182
Now do Classical Gas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447667
>responding to a day old post

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447653
I definitely can't speak for all monstergirls anon, but me and my girls would be all for using specialized tools and plugs for down there once in awhile. Nothing too extreme, but putting things there would be great for a little boost to overstimulation play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447653
>>18447666
If Satan is against it, it can't be good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447667
I definitely don't trust him as the only two people who could realistically have posted the initial catalyst of that shitstorm was him or the person he was talking to plus his attempt at censorship in discord that ultimately failed, but we really shouldn't get back into that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447667
At least something good came of it, ELH said he was going to avoid these threads and 4chan in general for a long time after this. Whether that's true or not remains to be seen, but hopefully he's fucked off for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447653
Harblador pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447778
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447783
Old ded writefag who did sounding stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447531
>Club jailers like to oversleep and forget your meals
>Spades give you little time to rest
>Hearts have no sense of personal space
>You'll be a plaything for the Diamond jailer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447713
>or the person he was talking to
There's a list longer than the dick of a faceless NTR villain of reasons why this is a strong possibility but it probably wouldn't convince anyone who's never interacted with "her."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447783
Newfag detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447783
An abomination lover of a writefag who also liked loli onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447248
Wrestling with loli/jc hellhound or salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447851
Get out of my head, I was actually thinking about something similar earlier.
Only it wasn't a loli and it was more of a flat-ish JK Salamander with a cocky attitude that severely underestimates adults.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps or 3DPD? No your waifu isnt a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
What is an Alp, describe me THE Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Alp. They're still succubi and succubi are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Do I at least get to pick the kind of alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Neither. Your rules mean nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Alps, because you can't dick the 3D away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
3DPD Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447783
https://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
Probably the only CBT material in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447945
Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447868
Alp, What's wrong with them any anyway? Stage 3 is literally better than a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447948
>NTR

An hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447948
You forgot https://pastebin.com/hLBHHWEn
>Waves of afterglow wash over you, but she is not done yet. She lines up another one and slides down on you. This one has tendrils inside it that squirm over your length. She thrusts a few times, then you feel one of the tendrils slide up against your dick hole. It slides into your slit and all the way down your urethra. You cry out at the strange sensation, but it doesn't hurt. She begins slamming it up and down, the small wiggly tendril fucking you from the inside while the rest fucks you from the outside. Struck with mindblowing pleasure you begin to cum immediately, ropes of hot jizz having to force their way past the slippery tendril. The cumming goes on and on as she fucks you relentlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447202
Thanks for putting in the time and efforts.
This book seems to contains a bunch of great information for all the people who enjoy the JRPG aspect of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447948
I was wondering how long it would take a newfag to see "NTR" and get worked up, didn't take long >>18447985
It's not actually NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448021
It was a pretty great troll story, the NTRfags got mad as hell at the twist when it was originally posted in parts in the thread itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447863
I was thinking she acts cocky but knows she's going to lose for sure and secretly wants the manhandling because she's a lewd loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447881
You're going to make the gay succ blush.
>>18447885
It's an alp you basically mold them to your tastes.
>>18447969
>stage 3 better than a succ
Debatable, but stage 3 alps look curvier than most succs.
>>18447945
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447641
>>18447579
What a splendid theme for a tea party!
“Size and Size Again!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448042
It makes me miss when writers used to take risks and swerve expectations even if they did include a shitstorm topic.

These days writefags get 1-2 (you)s if they're lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.deviantart.com/art/MGE-fan-Entry-Venatrix-721519904

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448107
That's pretty nice.
I think I'd love a JK sally who really didn't want to lose to a human though, it would make her even more fun to full nelson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448184
>.deviantart

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448210
That it would, although the question one must have is if she keeps building muscle and getting stronger until she can beat anon, and take him, or if she just get's taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448184
i'm not going to deviant art
not since the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448116
>debatable
Not really. Their profile explicitly states that those who embrace their monsterization end up sexier and more seductive than natural succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448282
>Men are better at being succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448338
There's a faggot cat joke that needs to be made here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448347
And a /pol/ joke but I'll leave it unsaid.

>>18448116
Making MG blush is great. I'd bully her gently all the time just to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448256
What "pic?"

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448338
>Men make better women and succubi.
Women should be ashamed of themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448404
We're the fifth last thread on the board, have some patience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448435
I cant post pics of my wife though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448338
>>18448421
men making the better women has always been a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448465
And I can't shoot for topics I want.

Instead, we should all discuss oppai lolis in cheerleading outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448488
Poor girls. Just jumping up and down is tiring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448488
Are they in a cheer contest with a bunch of flat teens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448526
Its good exercise for them though!

>>18448529
Nope, their just cheering on onii-chan at his game.
The other cheer leaders in the competition are average to big, but still small compared to these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Victorian Maid Maria Kiki to impregnate with quintuplets
>she will never whisper to you every morning after she wakes you up who eager she is to give birth to your daughters, all so she can see how cute they are and so that you can put more in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18447826
Spill anon, don't just be a cagey twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448210
>I think I'd love a JK sally who really didn't want to lose to a human though, it would make her even more fun to full nelson.
That definitely has it's charm too.

Salamander and Hellhound with their profile outfits make for convincing masochistic loli perverts that keep challenging you until you snap and victory "rape" her, though. The Salamander's battle bikini probably has just a narrow thong covering her behind, so you get ample views of her big, firm and sporty loli ass and glimpses of her butthole when you wrestle her or she falls over on her side or stomach in front of you. Hellhounds basically wear nothing, so have fun grabbing and groping her naked body until you pin her down and she starts taunting you about how she bets you aren't even alpha enough to have your way with her after beating her. At which point you'll hold her down on all fours, get completely on top of her and doggystyle breed the loli hellhound right there and then in the middle of the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448558
>and so that you can put more in her
Kiki pls, don't tempt with your womb full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448706
>arousal from the salamander thoughts had died down
>now this
Fuck, now I really want to dominate a loli hellhound and the only lewd art of one is femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

Wendis in maid outfits serving piping hot meat at Wendy's

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448804
Loli hellhounds are for lewd things.
And giving fat rears.

>>18448811
Do they wear their coats over the maid uniforms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448818
The coats would hide their cute maid outfits, but they do have their tails swishing about behind them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448832
Adorable, are they all mini-maidos or are there some larger, mature wendis about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448844
Wendy's is a family chain, all types of Wendi family members work there. Wendy's is an upscale, sit down eatery where only the finest meats are cut and prepared

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448818
>Loli hellhounds are for lewd things.
hear me out here: loli hellhound on loli salamander mud wrestling, loser gets dicked by anon and both happen to be brats who don't want to lose to the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448881
>mud
Literally the "Im not a scatfag" fetish, keep that stuff away

[Anonymous No.]

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=a-mongolian-wedding-for-a-centaur-wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448881
I want to ruthlessly and brutally dominate a loli Hellhound and subject her to the lewdest, most humiliating things imaginable! i'd do this for years until the day she finds out she's stronger than me now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448901
>tft
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448909
Would she pretend she didn't realize so the routine of being dominated could continue or unleash the femdom she always wanted to?

[Anonymous No.]

We're one thread away from getting archived. If you've got something on your chest, now's the time to get it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448910
There is literally nothing wrong with TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448921
Probably at least a little. She may have some relapses too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
I love all of you and I want you to move past whatever this is so we can get back to having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448854
A classy place.

>>18448881
Worth it.
The loser gets dicked.
The winner gets dicked later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
There is literally nothing wrong with liking lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
KDF is ok and I wish people would stop bullying waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448932
Everything about TFT is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448936
>not putting the loser in chastity until she can win again

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
More off-profile designs are needed to break up the monotony of profile clone art out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448936
>spoiler
I love it, especially if she freaks out and says it wasn't part of the deal as she's pinned down and prone boned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
I would be as racist to non-white monster girls as I am to non-white humans and I don't feel that bad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
I legitimately hate Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
I wish this place would be happier, it seems ever since people became aware that /tg/ have their own monster girl threads these ones have became more hostile with an increase of "fuck off" style posts and paranoia that everyone is the enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
monstergirls with long tongues are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448804
While the Hellhound would fuck on the first fight, Salamander would admit defeat and just go home and promise to be back for a rematch soon, waiting for your initiative despite being obviosly aroused. She would leave you with an unconfortably strong urge to push her face against the ground, do her from behind, pull on her tail and smack her ass until you finally act on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448959
Soon as finances allow I'm going on a spree but it's hard thinking of off profile designs for my favourites since I like the base designs a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448965
Even Pharaohs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448954
Anon please, that's boring.

>>18448964
Exactly.
maybe eating a corruption fruit beforehand as well so you can go longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449000
Yeah probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449000
They was kangz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449000
>average /pol/ user gets isekai'd into a desert kingdom

That'd be hell on earth for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449023
That might not be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
I like sharp teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
I'd be alright with marrying a harem of alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449053
Why not? Calling a Pharaoh a sand coon sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449063
Considering how powerful she is you better hope she laughs it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449069
It's fine. However I might feel bad if she starts crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with Alps. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448924
I'm so lonely and desperate that I'd probably marry the first alp to show me any affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449035
I thought /pol/ likes monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18448988
>push her face against the ground, do her from behind, pull on her tail and smack her ass
This matches my fetishes so closely it's kind of scary. After a while I'd also want to grab her arms and go all out.
>>18449018
Using a meme mushroom is tempting too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449035
It'd be funny to watch him try and fail to claim his rightful place though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449075
Yeah I don't think the ruler of the desert who commands unbelievable power from the gods will totally break down if some weedy white boy calls her something she can't even understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449087
Well that's good. Maybe I'll just make a passing comment if I see one wandering around her kingdom since it would be pretty dumb to wander right into her throne room to insult a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449083
Why not both?
Go long, go hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18449087
What if the weedy white boy calls her cute?

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>>18448953
Such as?

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>>18449114
The stories, the people and the look of the site are all terrible.

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>>18449112
You become her personal servant.

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>>18448924
I don't know if I'll have the next part of my story done by the end of the month, but I'll try my best.

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>>18449082
/pol/ here and I like monster girls I want to gas tanukis tho

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>>18449075
A loli Pharaoh would be way more likely to cry. You'd probably get your ass kicked by her assistants too.

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>>18449118
There was an uptick in quantity about a year and a half ago sometime after I stopped frequenting that place. However, it was offset by a huge drop in quality.

All of the good writers and artists are the same ones you hear about on the thread.

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http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3026848

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>>18449134
>Racist anon causes the young Pharaoh to cry after calling her a sand nigger
>Before he can even apologize he gets knocked unconscious by her Pharaoh assistant
Not sure if that would be worth it.

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For real though, bears are the best.

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>>18448924
In spite of everything, /monster/ has a better community for aspiring drawfags and writefags.

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>>18449156
>Pharaoh assistant
Damn, that must be one powerful Pharaoh if she can make another Pharaoh her assistant.

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>>18449157
>For real though, sneks are the best.
FTFY

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>>18449157
Especially cuddly, shortstack teddy bears

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>>18449150
it should be illegal for liches to be this hot.

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>>18448924
I would join the Sabbath as a celibate onii-chan.

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>>18449156
>>18449162
>Pharaoh assistant
Oh fuck me I'm retarded and wrote that instead of Anubis. I hate being sick.

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>>18449162
Could be her twin sister who's a tomboy.

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>>18449181
>Tomboy Pharaoh
Yes please.

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>>18449176
>>18448924
The Sabbath is my favorite thing in KCs setting.

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>>18449174
Punishment by mating press?

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I want to trick a Tanuki into bankrupting me and then make her take responsibility.

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>>18449150
>Why are you staring so much?
>Is there anything wrong with my rags?

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>>18449195
Why won't my Lich boss put on clothes?

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What would get you raped faster, saying racial slurs towards Desert Kingdom girls or Mist Continent/Zipangu girls?

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>>18449189
Punishment by doggy style in front of a mirror with a broken phylactery.

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>>18449208
Neither would be faster than asserting white male privilege in front of Amazoness or Dark Elf's. Or Hellhounds

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>>18449209
Please do not break Lich-san's phylactery. It's very embarrassing for her.

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>>18449229
But I want to show her how her face looks when expressing emotion for the first time in centuries!

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>>18449235
Do not, she'll end up passing out!

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>>18449229
I'd want to embarrass a lich a lot
>have standing sex with her in a full nelson and her legs hiked up
>tell her to look at the slutty face she's making in the mirror and burn it into her memory
>later she'll clearly remember the look of absolute ecstasy she had right before passing out

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>>18448965
Where do you fall on exotic skin colors like hellhound black or apophis grape?

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>>18449263
She's going to strap you down and experiment on you for days on end when she gets the opportunity.

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>>18448924
I wouldn't mind Alp'ing if it meant being happy. I would just hope for a MFF threesome.

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I want to tell an Ochi she's cute!

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>>18449267
I could make it work.

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>>18449269
Do what she must, I've already won. Plus, she should learn to hide her phylactery better if she doesn't want any retaliation.

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>>18449273
Do not fluster your bodyguard.

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>>18449262
Just need to wake her up by slapping her ass a bit while still fucking her.

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>>18449285
Why?

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>>18449267
now i wanna say make fun of an apophis until most of my blood is venom

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>>18449287
Because it's rude and she can't be distracted by lewd thoughts.

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>>18449293
So why have all my shirts mysteriously found their way to her room?

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>>18449299
She's uh, inspecting them!

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>>18449302
And all those "How to win your Aruji-Dono's heart" books?

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>>18449304
Obviously just something she's holding on to for a friend.

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>>18449304
Clearly so she's well schooled in the ways of FILTHY WHORES. Can't let anyone's wiles get past her master's guard.

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>>18449185
>Cute Innocent Pharaoh with a lewd body
>Tomboy Pharaoh who had the misfortune of being born ten seconds after her sister so she's her assistant.
>You're the Cute Pharaoh's slave, but everyone really knows that you belong to both sisters.

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>>18449304
>"Hmm, Chapter One: Sexy Clothes Are The First Step To Victory."
>tries to seduce her Aruji-dono by wearing full samurai armor that covers her completely because that's what she thinks looks sexy

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https://twitter.com/Madame_Monstre/status/966071078924808197

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When it comes to the story of Cinderella weight or the figure of a woman, "because a man is only interested in a woman who is thin," man is said, "I like a good Pochaev or plump" woman "why?　Man "That's more erotic" woman "? I think it's better to be skinny because it's the worst.

What exactly did Crabman mean by this?

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>>18449360
Cute!

>>18449372
That's cute too!

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>>18449373
Did you have a stroke?

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>>18449373
Fuck off retard.

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>>18449373
>using Google Translate in the Year of Our Lord 2018

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>>18449412
>>18449404
Well go make a new thread so I can post the image of the tweet in question

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>>18449313
>>18449320
How suspicious.
>>18449360
That's cute.

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>>18449349
Honestly I'd rather be the Cute Pharaoh's exclusive slave, as much as I like Tomboys
>"Anon, it's bath time. You'll help wash me, won't you? For some reason, it feels really good when you run your hands all over my body."
But, if Tomboy has an equally lewd body, I'd happily 'serve' her too
>"Where do you think you're touching, bastard? I don't need that part of me washed. Ngh- Aaah~!"

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>>18449419
Use imgur you moron.

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https://twitter.com/Madame_Monstre/status/963032046296760320

She looks like a Manticore-Familiar hybrid.

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>>18449434
>off profile manticore
Oh yes.

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>>18449425
>"Don't you fucking dare tell anyone I came from you cleaning me you shit."
>"...you're lucky you're so cute."

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>>18449389
>>18449420
>Chapter Two: Complements Are An Easy Way To Close The Gap
>"You technique during training was excellent today, Aruji-dono. No doubt you could cleave through the necks of three enemy soldiers in one swing."
>Chapter Three: Show Off Your Best Skills For Him
>cuts down a tree and slices it into a hundred little blocks before it hits the ground, but aruji-dono just thinks she's doing her daily exercises
>Chapter Four: Find Some Common Ground
>"Aruji-dono, is it not funny how we both wish to see our enemies brought low before the might of our kingdom?"

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>>18449083
I never realized how perfect victory (consensual) rape with a loli salamander or hellhound is, before I started thinking about it now.

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>>18449467
What would happen to me if some of the other slaves snickered when telling her the bath is ready the next day?

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>>18449467
Who would I even tell? I don't imagine that they'd let me out of the palace.

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>>18449496
They probably get thrown into the Lamia pit or end up working double hours building something.

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>>18449487
>That last one
Okay that is just too cute, especially if she has a little bit of Engrish.
>"Waow! What are odds? Very coor!"

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>>18449527
Gaijin anon trying to learn what his Ochimusha is saying would be cute.

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>>18449496
For those slaves? Ten hours in the catacombs, and they get put on rougher work sites if any of the mummies down there catch and rape them.
For you? Ten hours hard tomboy rape.

>>18449503
Easy anon. You'd tell her sister.

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>>18449540
Then I'm going to tell everyone in the palace, starting with her little sister!

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>>18449548
But anon, she's the little sister by a mere ten seconds! That's why she's the assistant instead of the boss.

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>>18449554
I know what I said. Every time I see that cute tomboy I'm gonna remind her of that incident.

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>>18449419
>Wants to talk about a tweet posted by a mangaka that has nothing to do with monster girls
I think there's /a/nother board that's more your speed. Or just go back to the shitty site you came from.

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>>18449563
That's a good way to get her to blush 24/7 around you. Would you tease her small chest until they start getting bigger?

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>>18449434
https://twitter.com/Madame_Monstre/status/964307317872349190

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>>18449605
Of course, even when her chest grows large enough to make a Holst jealous I'd still grope her daily.

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>>18449620
>"Your tail looks like a cactus!"
>Quote from man milked dry