Let's Write a Touhou Fanfiction

[DeadCrescendo !!vGncde4qHUL No.]

Let's write a Touhou fanfic /jp/

A few lines per post, once characters are established who cares because this is fanfiction.

Keep it a light R. If this works I will record it and post it for the world to see.

I'll play along as well! Let's have a happy day.


It was an uneventful day in Gensokyo, the Hakurei Shrine was covered in the beautiful embrace of sunlight and the sounds of cicadas echoed through the hot, mystical air.

Reimu was sitting outside of the shrine, gently kicking her feet out from in front of her as she sat on the steps, a small bowl of sake in her hands - beside her laid several empty bowls.

A new visitor to the shrine had been showering it with gifts and donations. And today, she was waiting for them to come for another wonderful visit...hopefully ; without incident.

[Anonymous No.]

THE END

[Anonymous No.]

But

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>>18420278

Suddenly, a dark feeling washed over the shrine, almost as if Reimu was being....watched

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in Gensokyo. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.]

cum in fairy plz

[Anonymous No.]

said Reimu as she exposed her famous armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

Then Star Sapphire pissed in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Then the shrine was destroyed. Again. By another fucking rock.

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Reimu stood in front of what remained of the Hakurei Shrine, deep in thought.
How many times now had she rebuilt the shrine, only to have it flattened by another errant boulder?
How long would the cycle of destruction and rebirth, a veritable samsara of property damage, continue?

Reimu knew the answer to both questions. The only way to win this game was to quit. She raised her right
hand to her head and pointed at her temple. As she prepared to unleashe a barrage of danmaku into her
cerebral cortices, she heard a sound that fortold of much greater suffering than the mere totaling of her
residence and livelihood. It was the noise of Marisa traveling through the air at a near supersonic speed.
Marisa slammed into the ruins of the shrine, as if mocking its recent demise, scattering debris around the
once sacred grounds.

The black-and-white figure of the witch rose from the dust and shouted,

"Reimu, you gotta help us! It's another incident!"

Reimu dropped her arm to her side in resignation.

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>>18421738
And decided to go along with Mairsa to solve yet another Incident, like they always do.

Who might it be this time? Youkai? Human? An abnormally powerful Fairy? Or is it something other this time.
One thing is for sure, and its that whoever or whatever it is, will soon get whats coming to them and they'll realize that meido banned fun and we cannot make this thread last.

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It turned out that Tenshi, the childish celestial that she is, took a great and catastrophic shit from the heavens above. Thus, the incident was to be called the "Heaven Defecation Calamity".

Yukari, viewing from the safety of her gap, knew all too well what this meant. Taco Bell has appeared in Gensokyo.

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>>18421981
lol poop

[Anonymous No.]

It's just Taco Bell
What could go possibly wrong?
-shits in agony-

[Anonymous No.]

>>18424470
Reimu goes to taco bell

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>>18424598
In the depths of the Taco Bell Dungeon, Reimu and company investigate. Reisen and Komachi go towards the bathroom halls. Sakuya and Youmu venture deep into the kitchen labyrinth. Marisa and Alice decide to check out the left wing of the massive castle. Reimu and Sanae go forth towards the upper chambers. Surely, trouble lurks for our heroines in this most dubious stronghold.

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>>18421981
>It turned out that Tenshi, the childish celestial that she is, took a great and catastrophic shit from the heavens above. Thus, the incident was to be called the "Heaven Defecation Calamity".
> Yukari, viewing from the safety of her gap, knew all too well what this meant. Taco Bell has appeared in Gensokyo.
> I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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>>18424700
...said Yukari as she ordered her meal through the dungeon's Drive Thru.

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>>18424712
Her mouth watering while she told the cashier her order.

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>>18424765
"Mmmm...I hope this tastes like Reimu's asshole"

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As Reimu explored around the dungeons in the Taco Bell outlet, her mind was thinking about her burger restaurant, Reimu's Burger. Ever since the opening of the restaurant, there's not even a customer that visited the restaurant. After all of the hard work trying to pay for the monthly payments, it was just nothing but a speck of dust that she can't even nibble at. Realising that this dungeon is actually dungeon-cum-restaurant itself, her thoughts made a mark in her mind - this must be the work of a rival that wants me to suffer, she said in a mumbling voice. After that she continued to walk around with Sanae.

As everyone explores around the dungeon themselves, there sat an entity on a plastic chair, looking at everyone with its magic box. The entity was grinning from ear to ear, knowing that they all are already trapped in the dungeon and they will never escape from the restau-geon. The entity then took his glove and his hat, laughs like a madman before leaving the room.

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It took a day until the building was demolished by a wrecking ball.

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>>18424893
>After that she continued to walk around with Sanae.
Dude. You had one fucking job.
Said anon displeased that marisa has been replaced by a well known who can't even crack the top 10.
Maybe she sucked anons dick or smething. This shit doesn't add up.

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>After that she continued to walk around with Sanae.
Dude. You had one fucking job.
Said anon displeased that marisa has been replaced by a well known cumslut who works for a con artist and can't even crack the top 10.
Maybe she sucked anons dick or smething. This shit doesn't add up - anon thought to himself

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Then, a mysterious figure comes from the shadows, a muscular man wearing a kinky leather outfit. The leather man proceeds to open up his locker while inspecting anon, who is sitting on a bench at the other side of the locker room.

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And then Cirno came and said her legendary catchphrase, Bazinga

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*laugh track*

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SUDDENLY THE THE TACO BELL IS OBLITERATED BY A MOON, AND FROM THE RUBBLE ABOVE, YOU COULD SEAR YOU SAW...!

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...SEIGA KAKU?!

"Ara ara," Seiga said, "I bet you didn't guess I was Chang'e the whole time.

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>>18427047
>Chang'e
SATORI!
STOP READING MY MIND!
-Yelled Anonymous as he visited the thread seeing as it had new posts

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"I can't even read this shit anymore" said Marisa as she tossed a copy of the Bunbunmaru into Misty lake.

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Wakasagi poked her head out of the lake, and threw the soggy paper back at the Black-White with a cry of "No littering!"

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I told you Mari-Mari. Hata is less shit than Aya despite being a little biased and unpopular

What do you suggest she do with it Wakasagi?

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>>18427213
Marisa plucks waggysaggy from the water and ties her up on the ground to turn her into sun-dried fish.

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>>18428047
But Banx comes by right before and unties her, but not before throwing her and the tree into the water.
Waka flows down the stream which miraculously appeared out of nowhere and she follows the stream, only to be plucked up by Youmu who noticed neatly tied rope and decided to investigate.
Waka ends up as Yuyuko's mid day snack and that puts an end to her chapter in the incident.

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.
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Meanwhile at Tacobell
Tenko is busy still taking a shit from the heavens, so you already know things have gotten worse for Reimu and Marisa as shit has now hit the fan with them facing a fucking immortal moonie with the Lunar Empire backing her...
But not before alieN gnortsmrA appears after... how many fucking years?

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>>18428066
>66
66 Years to stomp their useless asses again with the superior |Clappy Technology| forged by Heca's Hell and purified to the absolute limit by Junko

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>>18428076
Suddenly, nuclear fire rains from the sky.

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>>18428108
The once organized and weaponized Moonies were then scurrying like ants from their obliterated hill. Screaming, melting, and trying to fly above the clouds only too find...

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>>18428118
An idiotic hell raven who thought the moon rabbits were raw food.

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>>18428118
Forged Donald. The cheapest motherfucke rout there.
But.. shouldn't he be in the M.U.G.E.N Universe? Said a candy ass.
Hell yeah, but fuck that, theres an Akuma trying to kill me. Its fucked up when your mind is playing tricks on ya.

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Then Meiling anal vores Sakuya while dabbing.

*WHIRRRRRRRR*
t. meiling
"OH NO NO AGAIN"
t. sakuya
*BRAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

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This is getting out of hand.

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>>18428170
At that moment, they knew, they were about to become nuclear fuel.
All went quiet. and all one could hear in that instance were ZA WARUDO! and three spell cards all said in Engrish.
Atomic Fire "Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction", Explosion Sign "Peta Flare", and Blazing Star "Ten Evil Stars."

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Explosions rang out and the area was covered in shit-stained smoke because Taco Bell.

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>>18428231
It so happens the crazu NukeBird decided to play three cards at once.. What about the fucking rules?
all you could see from XxXOmega_Forged_DonaldxXx {His transformed form which is only accessable in his 12p form, and even then, it is hard as hell to even get him to transform since the sequence is so damn complicated and long, it would take the strongest super quantum computers in the outside world 10 huundred billion years to get less than a percent of the activation code through. This sounds like a disadvantage, but Forged Faggot is invincible and 1ccs everything i his path, so this should be no biggie" were multiple roadrollers, and... seven of him? with one wrying?
Man. I wish Remi could come out during the day. I'm sure all she knows of the incident is that Sakyuun went out to get groceries... from... Taco Bell...
Shinki help us...

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>>18428267
Even if this incident ends, another would start immediately after... since Sakyuun.

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>>18428267
To hell with the spell card rules, this is no time to hold back! We must fight back Taco Bell!

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And then Marisa stole anon's virginity

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>>18428292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns

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>>18428282
Anon? That gets all of hell involved. All hells.
OW Hell. Former Hell. Heca's Hell. New Hell. Makai. Shinki Dinki. Alice. Mugetst World, and Gengetstu! Are you fucking crazy?
-Anon said panicing and running to avoid the massive shit meteors sent by G-Tenko-R Lv.9998 D.
It so happens Taco Bell was bad enough to completely change Tenko, This is bad news for everyone who eats that garbage

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>>18428303
So what? If Taco Bell takes over Gensokyo, it'll all be over anyway.

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>>18428316
And obliterate Gensokyo in the process? Count me in. Its about time nOkia gets her shit kicked in hard enough to bow over to Yukari and beg for a second chance of being friends after destroying it when they were still lolis in the outside world over 30 million years ago.
,
Meanwhile, with Kasen- she is busy belittling Reimu to a point of where she has been crying for the past hour...
An hour.. how fucking long will it take to get rid of this literal shit heap?

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>>18428347
Don't worry Yukari and Okina will take care of everything if Gensokyo will be destroyed.

Suddenly, Kasen is kicked away by a shadow. Who is it?

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>>18428394
Rumia.
Rumia has known Reireireireireiamu for the longest time and can't stand to bear the thought of her friend being bullied to Hakugyokurou [Hah Koo G(pronounced g and not jp)yoh Kuu Roh since people have a hard time pronouncing Yuyuko's home.] but Kasen is like, super fucking strong and is almost omniverse level in knowledge and has the ability to permaban faggots like Rumia to the outside world for eternity just on a whim of sheer pent up rage filled annoyance with how much a failure and coward Yukari and nOkia are, leaving her to do all of the work in Gensokyo as well as prevent some shit from happening... But that didnt mean she would prevent stuff like LoLiKon since it was a moonie affair and she couldn't give a shit about moonies and if they were- hey, wheres Forged Bong? I swear i saw him building his mega monopoly McShit Enterprise?
Any clues anon? I'm lost. Its almost dark too, that means Mystia will be awake soon.

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>>18428428
I have no idea. Ask Marisa.

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>>18428801
Im sticking with Mari Mari. Reimu Rumia and Kasen decided to tag along.

Inwards into the duengon, the halls are dark, all light, gone, or covered in shit from fags who couldn't make it to the already clogged up and filled 1 man bathroom.

"It smells like shit in here" says Kasenney, and everyone agrees, but anon just laughs since Kasen is an old friend and is on good terms with her.

Above ground, you hear picchus every 3 seconds, meaning those moonies aren't doing shit to the nukebiird.
Forged McShit in the time of which he was absent went on to finish what Alien's ancestor lieN failed to finish, and that was finish the job.
Blow up the moon... But Why isn't he back yet?
Hopefully it's not "that" person again.

Who is that person?

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>>18428835
Oh no... It's... CHINA!

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>>18428847
Oh SHIT! Its... Akuma?
What is... wait...
Are my eyes betraying me? Says Sagume confused. She then turns to a dead moon bunny for clarification, and her response is...

Who and what is it? Anon?

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>>18428847
What has Sagume shitting herself in fear? Who is this powerful foe able to match McFor Gedona?
What is in store for Taco Bell and the people still inside it?
What happens to the moon?

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Suddenly, everything goes dark!

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>>18428888
Wait. Wait. Its just the cameraman. Fucking useless i tell you.
Fairies want to turn over a new leaf and are given the opportunity. They always fuck it up somehow.

{Bak to our regularly scheduled.. Incident}
Reality has vanished!
We will never- Wait! Something is happening!
Forged McFAT is right where he stood before.. but something is different.. Is this a battle of NULLS? The opponent is unidentified, but who cares. Sagume fled the moon in fear of getting assraped by two omniverse level NULL fighters for even having the nerve to exist at all.

Back with our protagonists. They continue on in the dark hallway and come to a dead end. They turn around and its blocked off? For some reason, the stench has gotten worse!
Nukebird has stopped attacking and has gone inside the Taco Bell. What does this mean for our precious 2hus? Will anon last more than a day in Gensokyo?

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"I'd like two chalupas and some mexi-fries," said Utsuho.

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>>18428928
The Taco Bell shines with a dangerous light! The walls start to shake as the building is filled with nuclear shit!

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>>18428954
>>18428963
Okuu.. has.. FALLEN!!
The NukeBird is incompacitated! Koishi is nearby, but she's retarded!
What will happen to Okuu!
Good thing she basically commit genocide against the moonies though. Thats one less problem.
Chang'e is still writhing in pain though. Or atleast we think... Where's Junko? I mean, Hecas still here. Should we ask her?

Okuu is down! Sagume fled the moon. Two Omniversal NULLS are battling on the moon, and out precious 2hus are stuck in a dead end! Now we have an explaination of how they got stuck, but how will they get out?
Luckily, Kasenny can hammerspace herself out of that area, but what about everyone else?

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>>18428954
>>18428963
Okuu.. has.. FALLEN!!
The NukeBird is incompacitated! Koishi is nearby, but she's retarded!
What will happen to Okuu!
Good thing she basically commit genocide against the moonies though. Thats one less problem.
Chang'e is still writhing in pain though. Or atleast we think... Where's Junko? I mean, Hecas still here. Should we ask her?

Okuu is down! Sagume fled the moon. Two Omniversal NULLS are battling on the soon to be destroyed moon, and out precious 2hus are stuck in a dead end! Now we have an explaination of how they got stuck, but how will they get out?
Luckily, Kasenny can hammerspace herself out of that area, but what about everyone else?

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>>18429020
They use Koishi as a battering ram! Destroy the walls and dig their way to freedom!

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>>18429063
They get out, and find Okuu incompacitated, and Koishi... where did she go?
Satori can read minds and she knows of the incident! Anon tends to see her frequently unintentionally above ground when looking for a rampaging Paru!
What will they say when Satori finds out that one of her pets might be dead and her sister is covered in shit!
Not Good! Not Good at all!

Sagume arrives to the heavens to find G-Tenko-R Lv. 9999 D Version 63 Type C Gen.2 who is still taking a catastrophic shit from the heavens.
Sagume questions what she is doing and Tenko points to a delicious cheese covered taco.
Sagume takes a bite and is rendered in the same situation as Tenko!
Sagume has died!
She has to remain because Komachi.. isn't present? She's not in her boat but someone else is present. Who is it? They look important, and also uneasy.
They're carrying some kind of wooden rod?

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>>18429096
It's Marisa! Her broom broke from the exploding shit, and now she has to look for a replacement!

The question is, where can she find one?

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>>18429135
Literally any tree.
She has the tools to make a broom exactly identical to her last one, but she has to visit Patchouli, and she can't go because she smells like shit! Literally!

She goes anyway and explains the entire thing to Meiling!
Remiry forbids Marisa step foot inside the Mansion's property boundaries, so Mari Mari has to wait!
Meiling comes back with a 3 page book and stupid china says "keep it as long as you need it."
This is MARISA we're talking about here. Theres no way in hell she's returning shit!

With the disturbingly short book, Mari Mari fixes her broom... Since thats all the book held...
After washing up, she doesn't want to go to the taco bell, so she has a choice on where to go!

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>>18429174
To Alice's house she goes!

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>>18429278
She breaks down Alice's front door with her axe.
"HERE'S REIMU! :DDD"

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>>18429314
this and
>>18429278
Mari Mari shows up to Alice's house and is questioned as to where she has been all day!
Mari Mari decided to lie to Alice, but Alice isn't having it.
Alice, fed up with Marisa's constant robbing people, Alice included, and her compulsive lying, and vandalism of her house and dolls has driven her to her limit!
Alice shoves Marisa out and tell her to go solve the incident as she left Reimu and Rumia with Anon and Kasenny!

Anon might not be a threat to Miko Miko Reimu and the Man-Eating Rumia, but Kaseeny is more than enough to put the both of them in their place and drive them to Eiki! If she's feeling especially pissed, she may just ban them both and be done with it!

Marisa makes her way to Taco Bell but spots a figure with with Yellowish Orange colored hair.
She didn't see anything that would identify them, but she had to investigate. Seeing a fairy not anywhere near a place with especially powerful Youkai and other beings is a rarity, so who might it be?

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>>18429314
this and
>>18429278
Mari Mari shows up to Alice's house and is questioned as to where she has been all day!
Mari Mari decided to lie to Alice, but Alice isn't having it.
Alice, fed up with Marisa's constant robbing people, Alice included, and her compulsive lying, and the vandalism of her house and dolls has driven her to her limit!
Alice shoves Marisa out and tell her to go solve the incident as she left Reimu and Rumia with Anon and Kasenny!

Anon might not be a threat to Miko Miko Reimu and the Man-Eating Rumia, but Kaseeny is more than enough to put the both of them in their place and drive them to Eiki! If she's feeling especially pissed, she may just ban them both and be done with it!

Marisa makes her way to Taco Bell but spots a figure with with Yellowish Orange colored hair.
She didn't see anything that would identify them, but she had to investigate. Seeing a fairy not anywhere near a place with especially powerful Youkai and other beings is a rarity, so who might it be?

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>>18429346
The figure steps into full view, and it turns out that his hair just looked orange-ish in the sunlight. He wipes his brow. "Sure was a commotion down in Florida I managed to witness, huh."
She was confused, as she had no idea who this person was.
"Gracious," he began, "...I almost didn't introduce myself. The name's Sam Hyde. Nice to meet you."

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>>18429384
"What is that mysterious black object you have?" Marisa eyed the object in his hands.

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>>18429402
Let me show you how it works.
Stand still
*Points gun at head and pulls trigger*
Marisa is out!

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>>18429413
On her body, Sam Hyde takes out a pen and a sticky note. This is what he writes:

Hello random passerby! Sorry you have to see this mess. But now that I have your attention, here's some info I want you to take note on:
__Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School False Flag Timeline__
+Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Scott Israel want to have a second high profile shooting in their county and meet to select date/time. ( http://archive.is/hkpKO )
+Alphabet Soup gets a tip on a "suspicious comment" that N. Cruz made about wanting to be a "professional school shooter". They leave him in place to become the patsy. ( http://archive.is/eU9Az )
+Teachers receive training and are notified a simulated incident will occur. ( http://archive.is/pJeMy#selection-2671.0-2671.178 )

__Feb 14__
+Students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School have an evacuation drill in the morning. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFly5Ut5Jag [Embed] )
+Cruz shows up on campus via an Uber Taxi for unknown reasons.( http://archive.is/O0jbm )
+Hired team of 2-3 shooters goes into the school and kills kids with Cruz on campus. ( https://youtu.be/zlhMGWyT_uU [Embed] )
+Alexa Miednik sees Cruz during the evacuation and speaks to him while hearing shots fired elsewhere on campus. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R39tNfv_fg [Embed] )
+For unknown reasons, hired shooters fail to execute Cruz and stage his suicide.
+Students are evacuated and Cruz leaves campus in the shuffle. ( See Alexa Miednik interview above ).
+Cruz does not know the police are after him and decides to go get something to eat at McDonald's/Subway without knowing he is the patsy.( http://archive.is/GOlmf )
+FBI/Police arrest him as he walks down a residential street on his way home. ( http://archive.is/8MfoN )

__Feb 15__
+Cruz is presented with a plea bargain that will let him avoid the death penalty and avoid and real investigation/trial. ( http://archive.is/uAhPt )
+Cruz pleads guilty to 17 counts of premeditated homicide even though he has not killed anyone.

__Feb 16__
+Demolition of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fl is announced to cover up the scene of the crime. ( http://archive.is/p6UIl )

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>>18429384
>>18429402
>>18429413
It so appears something DID happen! What it might be, is yet unknown
Before the trigger is pulled, Marisa sees the Yellow-Orange color again and dashes for it!
The maniac chases her and Mari Mari stumbles upon Junko and... Chang'e?

Chang'e is bound and cannot speak; Junko is looking crazy as ever.
Mari leads the lunatic to their location and Junko kills him abruptly- recognizing the item in his his hands as informed by Heca.

Ahh, you're right on time Marisa, said Junko then turning her attention to the witch.
You arent going to run away now are you?
Marisa glances at Chang'e and back to Junko- What is her decision?
>>18429434
Out. Not dead. Also, you beat me to the punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18429455
Waaaaaaaaaaiiiiit!

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, at Mugenkan...

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>>18429553
Yuuka's garden and land is untouched. Not a single thing has gotten to her, despite her knowing all what is happening, just by looking in the distance as G-Tenko-R Lv. 9999 D Version 63 Type C Gen.2 drops genocide tier shit meteors from the heavens.
Strange. Its almost as if the gods themselves fear what would happen if a single quantum particle makes it so much as near her garden.
The rage.
Imagine.. The FURY!

Back on the moon- Nothing interesting has happened, but it isn't there anymore. I wonder what happened to it.
Sagume is still writing in pain as well as blessing Tenko because of her curse ability from the heavens.
Komachi still isn't back. Best guess is that she fell asleep.
One by one they fall.


In other news- Yukari and nOkia raise the hostility levels between eachother. Someone ought to step in before things get out of hand!
They're both quite close to Yuuka compared to everyone else's current location. Ouch.

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Yuuka quivered as she got news from the crow tengu about the wave of shit clogged toilets that plagued Gensokyo after the taco bell came to be .
She was ultimately only concerned with her flowers though, and the peaceful quiet continued.
Back at the Taco Bell though, things were a different story. It was a fight for pure survival, trenches had been dug around the perimeter of taco bell by a few of the supporters. Barbed wire made of fine steel crafted by the kappa kept the area somewhat secure. The survivors were living on borrowed time though. The skies were gray with smoke and ash. Parts of the building were reduced to rubble and perhaps radioactive, and stains of shit still could be seen on the walls, like signatures of a a better time when the denizens had the luxury of walls to explode their shit on in the first place. There was talk of a regrouping and placing a new taco bell someplace else, but there was a lot of ambivalence in the surviving group; whether they wanted to go through or not.
Even though there was so much bleak atmosphere in the area, there was actually a quite unusual event occurring. It is still unknown who did this, but an absolute madman youkai had begun a makeshift taco bell within the trenches. Serving all her comrades while they waited for the stalemate to end. Just like the soup kitchens of the Ypres or the Somme, this improvised wooden shack made of rubble and torii gates had started cranking out homemade tacos, and the tradition of shit everywhere persisted, this time though , there were latrines and no toilets.
But the latrines were filled to the brim!

[Anonymous No.]

During one of the slow days , a new face greeted the skeleton of the Taco Bell, a polite foreigner , pale as the scarlet devil, maybe paler, he gave a quick smile as he walked up to the makeshift shack for quality shit tacos. He was very happy to have went to a land where almost all the population wore some sort of necktie.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway... Back to Reimu, where she is currently furiously picking up leftover tacos from the floor so she may sate her hunger due to the lack of donations to the shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

The Three Fairies of Light show up with the Piece and decide to prank Reimu by dropping their treehouse on the shrine. Things don't go as planned and now the shrine, the treehouse, and Sunny are all on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, Mima and Shinki drive up into the Taco Bell drive thru to satisfy their eternal hunger.

[Anonymous No.]

But standing behind the window is...

[Anonymous No.]

mima riding a turtle

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>>18430790
"What kind of prank is this!?" Mima yelled as she glared angrily at the impostor behind the window.

"Hi, can I get 3 Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Supremes, 2 Cheesy Gordita Crunches, and 5 7 Layer Burritos with extra cheese and so help me if you forget the extra cheese I will murder your entire family." Shinki said as she didn't feel like solving the mystery of the impostor Mima and just wanted her food.

"Shinki, now's not the time to be ordering your food!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot Yumeko wanted something as well." Shinki remembered, "Can I also get 3 Grilled Steak Soft Tacos, 4 Crunchy Taco Supremes with extra sour cream, and 4 Cheese Quesadillas."

"SHINKI!"

"What? I told Yumeko I'd bring her something back."

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>>18430861
With their orders placed and served, the both of them decide to head home. heavens forbid what will happen should anyone in Makai eat those acursed tacos. Let us hope it isn't someone extremely important or strong who bites the dust.

Back to Reimu who has hidden the tacos in a "safe place" runs into a pale, tattered, and visably disturbed Marisa.
Its almost as if she had seen a ghost!

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And then Reimu shows Marisa how two girls love each other

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>>18432081
Suddenly a stalk spouts from Marisa's forehead.

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>>18432555
"That stalk sprouting from your head is kind of hot Marisa." Reimu said as she licked her lips lasciviously and began undressing as Marisa screamed in agony from the stalk sprouting from her forehead.

"REIMU THERE'S A FUCKING BEANSTALK GROWING OUT OF MY FOREHEAD!"

"And there's a beanstalk growing in my imaginary pants." Reimu winked.

Marisa continued her agonizing screeching as Reimu grabbed the Taco Bell sponsored sex toys.

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>>18432658
Suddenly, a green blur crashes into the ground next to them! "Don't leave me out of this!" Sanae shouts out, her head stuck in the ground.

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Reimu hoisted Marisa above her head, walking away and leaving Sanae out of this.

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"Nooooooo!" Sanae struggles from the ground, but fails to free herself from the shit-stained earth. Just then, a shadow looms over her exposed ass.

Will someone help this poor green bean? Or will they bury her into the earth forever?

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>>18432711
Suddenly Makai let out of torrent of shit courtesy of Shinki and Sanae drowned in it.

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Oh crap(literally)! Makai is flooding with wet, viscous shit! It's starting to flow into Gensokyo!

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>>18432734
Mima watched as the torrent of shit flowed into Gensokyo, "Glad I gave all my food to Orange."

She decided that this was getting too shitty to watch so she headed over towards Reimu who was in the middle of frenching a screaming Marisa who was still in agonizing pain from the beanstalk sprouting from her forehead."

"Hey Reimu, so Shinki ate a bunch of Taco Bell and long story short there's shit flowing into Gensokyo."

"I'm busy, fuck off." Reimu simply said.

"K." Mima said as she went off to destroy Yuuka's sunflowers as Yuuka never paid her the $20 bucks she owed her from Poker night last week.

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>>18432773
As Yuuka got back from buying take-out at Taco Bell, she found her garden trashed and the sunflowers arranged in to the words: "U OWE ME MONEY LOL w/love Mima".

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>>18432773
Long story short, Yuuka and Mima fight an all out war to the death.
Not a battle, a _War_.
And as if that weren't enough the unidentified person from before comes crashing to gensokyo- leaving a deep scar through Yuuka's land [https://youtu.be/CcB69TXMIg0?t=98] with a "K.O." heard all around with no source to be found.
Forged Dink soon appears above the landing sight. Probably used ZA WARUDO to get there in a short amount of time.
Yuuka and Mima put their War on Hiatus and look for the figure. Nobody but Mima fucks with Yuuka's garden.

Eirin, who had been out of the situation, letting people die as she tended to NEET Princess' Ten Desires [NEET, NEET, NEET, NEET, NEET, NEET, NEET, NEET, Fuck with Mokou-tan, and Never work a day in her immortal life], she came complaining to Rumia about blowing holes in the walls of her clinic, and as this happened, Reisen had passed away after Tewi had given her a taco after having starved her for three weeks straight.

She now hunts Tewi for the rest of time seeing as Komachi is still being a lazy shit.
Meanwhile, back at Taco Bell...
Kasennennenny and Anon watch from a distance, the massing destruction taking place in Gensokyoland.

This would have all been avoided if Yukari actually did her fucking job- she says in annoyance.
All of a sudden, Anon feels jealous. Who knows why that's happening all of a sudden

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>>18432910
Anon was actually witnessing Reimu continuing to deflower the incapable Marisa. The stalk from the ordinary magician's head produced multiple newborn yukkuri Marisas and yukkuri Reimus. They all fell into the giant shit river flowing through Gensokyo, however.
"this ish nawt easy...blub blub *plup*"
screamed the koyukkuri as they drowned in the epic tsunami of feces. Then, out of the sky, came down Tenko. She apparently finished her awesome shit and so did Shinki, as she rose up from a magic circle in the ground. Reimu, done raping Marisa, notices that it's time to btfo these shithus once and for all. Sam Hyde teleports back to the human world after deciding to commit another school shooting. Yuuka and Mima watch from the distance while laughing at some fairies drowning in diarrhea. Sanae summons the real Hisoutensoku using Suwako's power in order to pilot it and destroy the evil Taco Bell. The restaurant notices this and also transforms into a giant fighting robot. The stage is set for an epic battle.

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>>18433262
But it is all in disappointment as Sanny somehow manages to fuck it all up and jobs hard as hell.

Heca, not wanting to get involved with anything shit, decides to go to where Junko had been the past hour. Super Mecha Taco proceeds to rip the Hisou robot apart limb by limb, but not before its chest explodes with the force of 4 million Supernovae.

Okuu is back and ready to fuck shit up.
Too bad Sanny is the first thing she sees.
Press F to spit on her grave.

Eirin decides it is time to leave Genesokyo for good and moves to Mars with NEET Princess and proceeds to be one of the three immortals who witnessed the end of the Universe.
Her biggest flaw was not snatching Sakuya on the way out, but even then, containing her would be an issue.

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Anon, reading this, typed a solitary F into the post field and then solved the captcha.

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>>18433375
Heca, returning to hell spots Clappy who seems more pleased than ever. Maybe the incident is to blame?

Back with Anon, who pressed F to spit on Sanny's grave, and a severly annoyed KAssenneny decide to go to Forged French's McShit Enterprise to order some food because fuck taco bell.
They order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, and a large soda.to go.
They then proceed to sit in a tree and eat their delicious cancerbetes causing food together.

Meanwhile with Satori- In the time it took for everyone to make a fool of themselves, found the culprit and handed her over to Rin.

This isnt the end though.
Parsee is on the loose, and there are many in Gensokyoland who have seen the affects of this shitty incident and have ulterior motives of their own and get in on their plans to open businesses of their own.

So far, the casualties are as follow
Sanae
Sagume
Wakasagi
Lunar Capital - Moon, Bunnies, Royal shitters
Komachi
Some unnnamed denizens of Gensokyo
Makai
Chang'e wishes she were dead
Unnamed cunt who decided to fight Forged Donald
Marisa of bloodloss. Somehow.
Whoever the fuck else

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All is at peace in Gensokyo, but one question remains.

What the fuck are they going to do with the shit ton of damage to Gensokyo?

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They leave Gensokyo as it is surely it will get better if they leave it be

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>>18434088
Reimu, Anon, Kasseny and Patchy then go to the netherworld.
First stop- Hakugyokurou

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Reimu tries to grind up and snort the flowers and leaves, to take the edge off the intense semi consentual lovemaking performed earlier.
She noticed Kirisame Marisa had gained weight and was borderline thicc. It made her shake, lines on her shimapan moving to and fro.

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>>18434720
While reimu is too busy getting high off of Yuyuko's flower garden- Kasen decides to kick the tree over with immense force, all so she can sit on the stump to pass time as Anon went to talk to Youmu about staying in the netherworld for a short amount of time.

Meanwhile, with Patchy-
She decided it would be a great opportunity to ask a perfectly fine and fit midget where her book had gone.
Marisa told the truth for once. Concluding their conversation, but not before Patchy casts an indestructible spell on Mari Mari's broomstick.

Now she HAS to return the book.
Yuyuko, having had the meal of her death, had been asleep with all of the ruckus going on outside.
She is still sleeping heavily. That must be fun.

Back in Gensokyo, Yuuka and Mima call a truce, having dealt with the faggot sent to Earth with a K.O. on his forehead. Mima decides to move in with Yuuka and decides to not fuck with her Garden anymore.
They move Yuuka's old Mansion to Gensokyo and now pay the Nijiura Maids less so Mima can eat like a fucking pig 24/7.
Now we have more than one soft 2hu in.. wait.

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Anon and Youmu decide it would be in their best interest to get married

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As a cold morning zephyr blew gently on the lethargic gate guard's face a blaring sound in the distance caught her attention, from the horizon it could be seen, a long metallic contraption with a lone star painted on its front operated with what seemed to be a brown youkai erratically jumped followed by sounds of air compressing and foreign tunes. Just as the chinese girl started to close in on the big hunk of metal, the operator slowly pulls over near hear uttering ''ey mija no sabes donde esta incontables nubes purpura'' leaving a foul stench after speaking the hideous youkai went embarked on his machine as it didn't get an answer from the guard riding back to the horizon

From that day on the mainland youkai started to hate spics

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>>18434902
Anon decides to go and tell Kasen, who took it better than expected.
She says she'll remain as Anon's girlfriend even if he gets married to the purest and softest 2hu.
All so she doesn't have to deal with the fat old men who see Sanny every night.. or used to.
She's dead. Anon.

Fast foward a year and Anon has two, no, three, wives.
Yuyuko is still sleeping. Strange.
Reimu decided to put an ultimatum up front in her highness and said she would fantasy heaven anon should he think of leaving her to fend for herself with his wife, so she left him with two choices.
Marry her and Kasen along with Youmu, or die. then die again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again.

Back with Yukari and nOkia- they're quite asshurt. And friends.
Looks like someone kicked their shit in so they would stop fighting with Kasen not around anymore.

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>>18434936
Sakyuun returned to the SDM with stuff from the Outside World, as they usually do with all of the high end stuff they have.
Frandle is still pouting about not being able to blow up the Taco Bell during the Heaven Defecation Calamity incident.
Remiry now rules over Gensokyo with and iron fist. The huge pile of shit where tacobell had been moved completely. As an order.
Aside from that, there is a Mist covering Gensokyo now that doesn't really render things cold as hell, but now Remimimi can go outside and enjoy herself. Though, she still spends a majority of her time inside as she had been doing for the past 481 years.

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>>18434955
All is peaceful.
Its always sunny in Yuuka's Garden.

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"Olen pahoillani Luna, mutta en voi hyväksyä tätä käsikirjoitustasi julkaistavaksi", sanoi kustannusyhtiö Otavan toimitusjohtaja ja jatkoi: "Tarinasi on aivan liian raaka ja huonoja tapoja korostava sopiakseen julkaistavaksi nuortenkirjana. Teemoiltaan se ei myöskään sovi huuhaa-kaunokirjallisuudeksi. Lisäksi ratkaisusi kirjoittaa englanniksi ei todellakaan ole hyvä ratkaisu. Kielesi taso vaihtelee kuin tätä olisi ollut kirjoittamassa kiimainen ja humalainen paviaanilauma! Olen pahoillani, mutta joudun suosittelemaan sinulle kirjailijan urasta luopumista."
Hänen edessään istuvan keijun katse kääntyi maata kohden. Keijun olotikaa oli hyvin surkeaa katsoa.
"Älkää huoliko, herra Toimitusjohtaja. Ymmärrän toki, että olen kirjailijaksi kelpaamaton. Tyhmä keiju, kun olen", surkutti Luna Lapsi. Toimitusjohtaja empi. Kun Luna oli tekemässä lähtöä, toimitusjohtaja esti häntä.
"Odota hetki", sanoi toimitusjohtaja nolostuksesta punastuneena, "vaikka romaanisi oli melko kuraa, annan sinulle silti uuden tilaisuuden. Tule takaisin uuden käsikirjoituksen kanssa, niin lupaan lukea sen läpi."
Lunan silmöt säkenöivät hänen kuunnellessaan toimitusjohtajan sanoja.
"Älkää huoliko, herra! Minä lupaan kirjoittaa sellaisen tarinan, jota nuoret vielä vuosien jälkeenkin muistelevat lämmöllä!" hihkaisi hän puolijuostessaan ulos.

Vielä samana iltana hän aloitti:

Once upon a time...

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>>18435020
I cant read norse dude.

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>>18435118
Said Aya, while trying to figure what that anon was trying say with his post.
"Why don't you try to use one of those translapalpalators, which they have in inter net nowadays?", asked Cirno, who had sneaked behind Aya.

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>>18435216
Wha- how did you- nevermind.
Aya was hit with the stun grenade with Cirno's question. Aya is so stupidly retarded, she knows nothing of the outaide world.
The fuck is a translapalpalators?
What the hell is an internal net? You use nets to capture people you shitty retarded 9ball! Said Aya profanely.
No wonder Aya a shit. She's mean as hell- said Anon who appeared ot of nowhere in severe disapproval of Aya's choice of words to his beloved adopted tomboyish daughter.
Kasen isn't pleased to hear those words.

Aya already lost her wings since Eiki ripped them right out of her spine slowly and painfully having written an absolutely abysmal story about Eiki's workforce and work ethic- what more is she unwilling to lose?

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>>18435020
Huutista!

Onko tämä jatkoa "Dasha ja Masha Pietarissa" -sarjan tarinoille?

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Suddenly, the ground started shaking wildly! In the distance a giant Daiyousei is stomping towards Aya. "DON'T HURT CIRNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!." She bellows, then fires a giant laser beam from her mouth.