Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:17:42 2016 No.15860539 [Reply] [Original]

Friendly reminder that Arch Imps exist.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:18:18 2016 No.15860541 GRIFFIN FAN ART WHEN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:19:06 2016 No.15860544 Cute flying lizards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:20:19 2016 No.15860552 File: 117 KB, 1245x576, 1470681861289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jinko hugs are the best hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:21:06 2016 No.15860556 Chaos girls are the best Shoggoth>Kikimora Wendigo>Yeti Mindflayer>Kraken Atlach-Nacha>Ushi-Oni

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:21:07 2016 No.15860557 >>15860539 19 seconds before the other thread, bad luck other dude.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:21:51 2016 No.15860563
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>>15860539
Continue from last thread, and broadening our interests, how could you use your waifus inherent abilities to otherwise life hack, get away with things, make fast cash, or anything along those lines?

The list for Shoggoth is too long to even begin speculating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:22:46 2016 No.15860571 File: 231 KB, 467x600, 1474316566149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860539 Never trust an Imp. The minute you show weakness or let down your guard she'll assert control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:22:53 2016 No.15860572 >>15860541 What does she even need art of?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:23:43 2016 No.15860578

>>15860492
>inspect a nervous Wendigo's coat outside the theater
>it's a gigantic snowy field on the inside with stretchy meat growing out of the ground, on trees, everywhere
>no doubt she was going to pull a few out to eat during the movie
>confiscate her coat until the movie is done
>security room smells like seasoned steak for a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:24:32 2016 No.15860582 >>15860563 >Anubis Be very organised. Maybe make friends with some ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:24:34 2016 No.15860583 >>15860563 Like I said in the last one, please do not use your chaos waifu on honest workers, it would be really hard to deal with their tricks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:27:32 2016 No.15860588 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, 1454958061652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna seduce Lich-chan by standing outside her window with a stereo playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufL80hJsP8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:27:34 2016 No.15860589 >>15860541 We already have some griffon art. Go find .less pictures and you'll see one or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:29:56 2016 No.15860595 >>15860563 >Kiki They're surprisingly adept at the wounded gazelle gambit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:30:38 2016 No.15860597 File: 1.33 MB, 1243x1720, 29879883_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860571 But that's exactly what I want. And with this, all 3 save worthy arch imp images have been posted. Being a fan of them is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:30:42 2016 No.15860598 >>15860563 If you married a girl with venom like a Girtabilu or a Manticore you could live off selling her venom to wealthy couples who want to spice up their sex lives If your waifu is a loli you can get eternal child support

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:31:08 2016 No.15860601 >>15860563 Shoggoths are Utility: the monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:31:30 2016 No.15860606 File: 731 KB, 1072x1241, Setz (1.3) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To bully, or to be bullied?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:31:44 2016 No.15860607 >>15860597 You can always commission or request art.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:31:53 2016 No.15860609
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>>15860556
My waifu is Shog, but even I believe Shog = Kiki
They make the perfect companions
>>15860583
I'll talk to her and her other chaos friends, but we all know these girls are crafty, free spirited, and a little naive about human morality. Its hard to curb their enthusiasm.
>>15860601
Litterally swiss-army slimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:31:53 2016 No.15860610 >>15860588 Good music choice. I love this video too because Tim Burton did it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:32:22 2016 No.15860613 >>15860606 Bullied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:34:16 2016 No.15860619 >>15860597 What do you like about them. Because I just imagine a sexual version of that one Twilight Zone episode with the omnipotent mindreader child. Except the child's a cute loli. Actually, now I see why you like them so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:42:33 2016 No.15860638 >>15860563 >Crow Tengu Flying would be helpful for fixing stuff on the roof, and it would save gas money if she could just fly to wherever she's going.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:48:07 2016 No.15860653

>>15860607
I've been thinking about it. Mostly making a list of artists that would be willing to draw lewd imps when I have the money for it.
>>15860619
>stupidly powerful/stronger magic than a lot of high rank monsters but don't know they're special
>charm magic means all they have to do is "beg" for what they want
>their colour scheme and lewd expression
>that thick tail
All of the above.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:49:32 2016 No.15860657 >>15860638 Don't forget their remarkably high intelligence and ability to memorise things.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:54:44 2016 No.15860679 >>15860664 That's a big reindeer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:59:49 2016 No.15860693 >>15860664 I hope Snib has her retain those milktanks in the reworked version of that image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:01:08 2016 No.15860702 >>15860563 >Manticore I don't fucking know. Cleaning up spills maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:03:49 2016 No.15860716 >>15860563 >sit on 7ft. Shoggoths lap >presses her massive Shog tits on your neck while massaging you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:04:30 2016 No.15860722 Reminder that nerdy Oomukade with thick glasses and cozy sweaters are The cutest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:04:37 2016 No.15860723 >>15860664 Damn these White Horns.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:04:57 2016 No.15860724

>>15860563
>Oomukade
That seems more like a life burden to be honest. I don't hunt and I don't move much furniture so I can't strap a bunch of shit I need on her tail. I guess digging holes to help remove roots and save on AC with the power of full body hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:06:20 2016 No.15860731 >>15860653 That's true. I wouldn't mind a cute loli monstergirl using charm magic on me until I was her obedient onee-chan. Or is that onii-chan? I get them mixed up a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:15:39 2016 No.15860766 >>15860722 They're stupid ugly losers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:18:00 2016 No.15860771 File: 238 KB, 600x938, 1461857359274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take her in oh tender anon, take her in for heavens sake!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:18:02 2016 No.15860772 >>15860664 I want to ring her bell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:19:48 2016 No.15860778 >>15860771 She's begging to be picked up, embraced and pumped full of seed. And with that navel peeking out from her clothes too. How lewd, it's like she's asking for it to be licked and tonguefucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:21:48 2016 No.15860782 >>15860771 Does she want to be my daughteru? My waifu might want an adopeted daughter.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:25:18 2016 No.15860791

>>15860731
Onii-chan is the one you're looking for.
>arch imp girlfriend sits in your lap and looks up at you with puppy dog eyes
>"onii-chan, there's a new game out today I was thinking about getting, so~"
>she grinds her butt against you while pretending to nervously fidget but she didn't need to as she already had you under her charm magic
>you don't see much of her that night as she's playing her new game and talking on the phone to her imp friend from school
>later that night you're woken up by her bouncing up and down on top of you
>part of it is an apology for ignoring you but also because of the built up lust from not having sex all evening
>whatever her reasons are, seeing a girl this cute wake you up like this makes you realise that she doesn't need charm magic to make you fall for her as she's truly taken your heart
And there's my cheese quota for the week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:25:42 2016 No.15860793 File: 85 KB, 512x501, 1473562613434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860778 I want to plow the ass of a possessive, fat-bottomed lolihebi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:28:38 2016 No.15860803 >>15860782 Adopted Shirohebi daughterus have a 80% chance of becoming yandere for their father You better get her a childhood friend as soon as possible

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:31:04 2016 No.15860810 >>15860803 >Shirohebi daughteru gets a childhood friend that's younger than her >Acts like a yandere onee-san to him as the year goes by

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:31:37 2016 No.15860812 >>15860791 That's pretty nice. I wonder what an arch-imp's reaction would be if I asked her to use her charm magic on me. Either way, as always, consensual hypno showing how good it can be again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:32:42 2016 No.15860815 >>15860791 Imps are pretty lewd despite being on the simple side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:33:49 2016 No.15860817 >>15860803 Shit you're right. Guess I'll have to get another childhood friend or else she'll try to kill my other daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:35:39 2016 No.15860824 >>15860588 I think I'd try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:36:00 2016 No.15860826 >>15860766 No. They need special care and love since they've almost never experienced it. Don't bully the cute centipede.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:36:46 2016 No.15860829 >>15860563 >Will o wisp Can't think of too many things, except of course having a reliable anchor to this plane after you die. No Necromancer or Angels could even try to take your soul from a wild yandere spirit.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:37:04 2016 No.15860830

>>15860793
It'd be great to do a lolihebi doggystyle like that, and feel her wrap her tail around your leg just so she has something to hold onto. Like that, you could just pick her up and plow her, standing sex style, tweaking her nipples from behind.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:40:07 2016 No.15860841

>>15860812
She would probably laugh and call you weird but go along with it. Maybe giggle after the deal is done and ask you how it feels to be under her spell, a few simple requests to ease you into it such as making her a coffee and giving her a backrub.

Then once you're used to her magic she might ask for an "adult kiss" in a teasing tone or something similarly lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:43:51 2016 No.15860853 >>15860826 Flat chest!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:45:08 2016 No.15860855 >>15860853 Pegboards are for softly fondling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:50:16 2016 No.15860873 >>15860841 I'd probably ask her to charm me into being her pet. I can't roleplay for the life of me, because me doing it is just hilarious and embarrasing, but if she used her magic on my mind to make me love it, I'd enjoy that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:50:22 2016 No.15860874 >>15860855 And they're always way more sensitive than dumb cow tits. You can massage a small chested girls nipples until damn near climax. And watching them squirm and try to fight it is just the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:51:49 2016 No.15860876 >>15860873 Roleplaying as a pet is easy. Just say wan-wan and give her you hand, kiss it and call her ojou-sama for more effect.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:54:59 2016 No.15860879

>>15860876
That's not really all that genuine. I want her to turn me into a genuine pet for a little bit, where I truly see her as my owner, right down to getting a euphoric high whenever she calls me "good boy" or something similar.
Otherwise, I just can't see myself being into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:58:08 2016 No.15860891 Could a slime force her body rigid if she got tired of you randomly putting your dick in her when she is busy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:59:03 2016 No.15860892 >>15860891 >tired of you randomly putting your dick in her when she is busy I don't think this would happen.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:59:16 2016 No.15860895

>>15860873
Maybe get put on a leash and asked to lick her legs? Force you to walk up the stairs on your hands and legs only to tell you that you're not allowed on the bed because you're an animal?

Then she might ruffle your hair and call you a good dog for obeying orders and reward you with a footjob while that long sock on her left leg is still on. At least that's the kind of stuff I'd be into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:59:59 2016 No.15860896 http://g.e-hentai.org/g/972696/ce792d3e16/ Finally this artist makes a doujin about his cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:00:59 2016 No.15860899 >>15860892 But the house must be spotless before her family visits

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:04:26 2016 No.15860916 >>15860896 >Squeezes some of her own milk into the dudes coffee Hot.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:05:21 2016 No.15860923

>>15860899
Then it depends what kind of slime. A Shoggoth wouldn't be able to control herself if you tried, seeing as her whole body is a sexual organ.

Even holding hands with her could make her overwhelmed. Coming up and rubbing her shoulders while she worked would have her litterally melt in your hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:07:01 2016 No.15860927 File: 85 KB, 1131x800, CqEidX_UIAAxP6r.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:08:23 2016 No.15860932 >>15860927 'no'

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:09:36 2016 No.15860938 >>15860927 Yes. the best. And that's pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:10:34 2016 No.15860940 >>15860927 I want a loli shog hat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:11:09 2016 No.15860942 What if I don't want to fuck monsters and just be friendly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:12:18 2016 No.15860947 File: 15 KB, 215x217, fuck you bitchnigga, Mastah is mine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860927 >Shoggoth-chan taking inspiration from MVCs Venom and Guilty Gears Eddy Coolio, and that notation on the top left tipped me off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:15:41 2016 No.15860960 >>15860942 Brush of their advances and don't accept anything they offer you. Also carry some monster fragrance in case they try to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:20:11 2016 No.15860973 >>15860927 Can't come up with a good filename for this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:21:30 2016 No.15860974 File: 584 KB, 800x567, 1452141598489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860578 Make an Alamo Drafthouse dinner theater in MGC with stretchy meat on the menu and you can make a killing you can't take my idea

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:24:50 2016 No.15860985 >>15860974 But they can take your meat. THIEFS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:26:44 2016 No.15860990 >>15860974 They will have to pay for it like everyone else, the employees will be equipped with umbrellas to pop open and scare them away if they try to rob the kitchen

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:26:59 2016 No.15860991

>>15860895
Oh, exactly. Kneeling down, even if she's so short I still come up to her chest, and draping my hands over her shoulders before licking her all over. And licking just her legs or feet or hand if she tells me to.
Not to mention if she conditions my mind so that a simple command will have me on my back, and just her touching my stomach forces my head to go wild.

>Then she might ruffle your hair and call you a good dog for obeying orders and reward you with a footjob while that long sock on her left leg is still on. At least that's the kind of stuff I'd be into.

God, yes. Asymmetrical socks and stockings are the best. Stroking my head until I'm drooling like a dumb, happy animal, then using that sleek fabric-clad foot to completely subjugate me.

It's the sort of thing I could never see myself doing, ever, but I wish I was into it, if that makes sense. So her an arch imp, or even any monstergirl using hypnosis magic like that really appeals to me. Bonus points if they're loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:27:46 2016 No.15860993 >>15860990 Meant to reply to >>15860985

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:27:49 2016 No.15860994 >>15860927 >that smug shog on the right It's like she's saying "come on faggot, touch me I dare you."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:30:17 2016 No.15861000 I need stories with demons

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:31:28 2016 No.15861004 >>15861000 the bible?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:31:35 2016 No.15861005 Can ex-revolutionary Shoggoths form weapons such as blades, bows and arrows from their own mass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:32:56 2016 No.15861009 >>15861005 In the profile picture she made a knife, so yes. She can get wild. see >>15860563 fork, knife, spoon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:33:22 2016 No.15861014 >>15861000 http://pastebin.com/h4gpWFpz http://pastebin.com/kypxyCrn http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:33:42 2016 No.15861016 >>15861000 http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:35:35 2016 No.15861021 >>15861000 What type of stories? Ones where both the man and demon mess each over up with small print? Or ones where she gets women to join the ex faction cause?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:36:09 2016 No.15861023 Canonically which monster has the worst pussy? The answer is Baphomet

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:37:18 2016 No.15861030

>>15860993
Must be funny watching them awawa and curl up in fear, dropping all the meat they were carrying.

Then you feed them after the restaurant closed and they follow you around, bumping in your leg and releasing an awa when you come to a sudden stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:38:07 2016 No.15861035 >>15861023 Gonna say Glacies. Ice pussy sounds unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:46:24 2016 No.15861059 >>15861030 I want to make a Wendigo a Calzone packed with different kinds of meat and a whole lot of mozzarella. Just to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:55:29 2016 No.15861090 >>15861059 She'll clutch on to you and make happy noises. I hope you don't mind carrying a Wendigo everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:57:13 2016 No.15861099 >>15861090 Only a monster wouldn't love carrying a fluffy little wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:57:42 2016 No.15861106 >>15861090 Guess I've got a childhood friend now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:00:23 2016 No.15861123 >>15861106 A scary combination to have with monster shame they don't always win

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:10:04 2016 No.15861168 >>15861123 Anon, she'll win for sure if she grows up into an Ara Ara kind of girl. All she's got to do for that is drink Holst Milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:10:57 2016 No.15861175 >>15861106 She'll be crazy happy when she sees you, not because of the meat you provide, but because you are so nice and make her feel special. You can either continue like this or go a little deeper. What would you do with this funny Wendigo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:17:12 2016 No.15861200 What's your waifu's guilty pleasure anons?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:21:10 2016 No.15861211
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I did a little experiment with a quasi-omniscient third person narrative style. I don't think the experiment went very well, but that might just be because of my inexperience with the narrative style in the first place. Regardless of how unhappy I am with it, I still feel the need to continue on with the story as a whole. I'm not going to let it end here like I did with my Amazon story; there will be a proper conclusion to this.

Automaton, sort of: http://pastebin.com/3tNx8SFr

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:21:27 2016 No.15861212 >>15861200 Under the tail massages. She always feels a little too good when I do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:22:38 2016 No.15861216 >>15861200 Garlic bread and getting punished for barking at the mailman. She's an adult woman but sometimes she just can't help herself!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:25:11 2016 No.15861222 File: 116 KB, 689x938, tsundemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:26:11 2016 No.15861227 >>15861222 Gonna rub cheeks with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:26:31 2016 No.15861229 >>15861222 When they're done right tsundere's are great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:27:56 2016 No.15861237 >>15861200 Every once in a while, when she's feeling particularly naughty, she'll spill something on the floor just to feel the rush of making such a mess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:30:13 2016 No.15861248 >>15861229 You are correct. Nothing would be better than an angry tsun girl getting mad and telling you to leave only to leave so she mopes the whole day about how she said the wrong thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:31:53 2016 No.15861255 >>15861222 >Never approach me again! Alright, whatever you say, princess. I will ensure that you never lay eyes upon my visage again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:34:06 2016 No.15861265 >>15861248 What about when she gives you a nice lunch. Only because she made too much of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:39:03 2016 No.15861286 >>15861255 She's going to be pouting with tears in her eyes for a whole hour until she starts wandering around to find you, looking quite dejected >>15861265 Well, that would be nice but she'd have to eat it with me as I'm not a big eater

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:42:33 2016 No.15861295 Good thing you can't fuse yandere and tsundere because that would make a monster shit^2

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:44:12 2016 No.15861300 >>15861295 Here's your (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:45:05 2016 No.15861302 >>15861286 >Well, that would be nice but she'd have to eat it with me as I'm not a big eater You mean she has to eat it with an idiot like you? I bet she thinks you're so stupid you can't even feed yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:46:15 2016 No.15861305 >>15861286 I feel that it would be incredibly easy to tease a tsundere. For instance, I would pretend to take her comment about my face to heart and start wearing a paper bag over my head. Obviously, nobody should have to see my horrible face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:49:57 2016 No.15861313 Would monsters be able to comprehend why a tsundere monster doesn't just rape?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:50:27 2016 No.15861316 >>15861211 Score, can't read it right now but I'll give you a rant tomorrow if you want. So amazon never ever then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:50:34 2016 No.15861317 File: 209 KB, 1000x1000, 1453586323637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861168 She's back after many years, and she wants to clutch onto you again like old times

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:51:30 2016 No.15861322 >>15861211 >dat matronly lactating Automaton Noice. And in regard to the designs of these Androids, are they like the MGE Automaton accept with a futuristic aesthetic? >"M-M-My Master is acting hyst-t-t-t-t-t-t-terical," Is this an Aliens reference?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:53:54 2016 No.15861332
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>>15861295
speak for yourself. My waifu is tsundere as fuck, then I leave and she becomes yandere, and tracks me down to cry in my arms about how she never wants me to leave. Then I start teasing her and she's tsundere again, and the cycle repeats for eternity.

I just can't help that she's so much fun to bully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:55:20 2016 No.15861339 >>15861295 >He doesn't want a Red Oni who's incredibly tsundere at first, but once you show that even a human can lift one of those fucking kanobos she goes full fucking yandere

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:56:50 2016 No.15861344 >>15861340 God I love this image

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:57:55 2016 No.15861351 >>15861340 >no bacon Get the fuck away from me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:58:38 2016 No.15861353 >>15861302 Oh? Well if she wants me to leave, that's a good way to do it. She may be eating lunch alone if she keeps that up. >>15861305 Yeah, tsuns can be baited quite easily

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:01:25 2016 No.15861365 >>15861295 >i-it's not like I murdered those SLUTS and WHORES for you baka

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:03:07 2016 No.15861373

>>15861316
>So amazon never ever then.
According to the Magic 8-Ball that is my muse, "Outlook not so good."

And I'm always up for rants, bud. Thanks in advance.

>>15861322
>MGE Automaton accept with a futuristic aesthetic?
Basically.

>Is this an Aliens reference?
I was thinking more of SHODAN when I wrote that bit, but there might be some unconscious drawings in the case of language used.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:05:30 2016 No.15861379 What flat chested, haughty monster girl's drink would you spike with Holst milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:06:05 2016 No.15861382 >>15861379 None because I like flatchested and haughty, so

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:09:19 2016 No.15861397 >>15861382 This. good taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:10:49 2016 No.15861401 >>15861200 Furry animals. She likes being caressed with something fluffy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:12:04 2016 No.15861407 >>15861365 Sounds like she would tell you she only wants to be friends, but would then ensure she is your only friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:12:21 2016 No.15861409 >>15861317 I'll probably have to piggyback her instead of letting her ride on my shoulders like she used to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:13:37 2016 No.15861415 >>15861379 Vampire, Dragon, and Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:15:19 2016 No.15861421 >>15861415 >Vampire That sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:15:49 2016 No.15861423 >>15861379 Baphomet, weresheep, and a ryu Bonus points for being lolis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:18:02 2016 No.15861431 >>15861379 Holst, because if I use her own milk it won't affect her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:19:00 2016 No.15861435 >>15861431 >it won't affect her You sure about that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:19:20 2016 No.15861437 File: 155 KB, 718x722, smugvamp2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861382

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:19:32 2016 No.15861438 >>15861431 >implying she won't get even bigger breasts

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:22:36 2016 No.15861449 >>15861438 And that's how Mega Holsts are made.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:24:13 2016 No.15861454

>>15861421
I'd love to see a haughty drillhaired Vampire go from being thin and flat to having a wonderful hourglass figure!
I want to mating press her while whispering that I love her into her ear!
I want to teach her to love her new assets so she becomes haughty again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:25:04 2016 No.15861456 >>15861435 >>15861438 then why isn't every holst mega ultra super titty monsters. Maybe the milk can only make the breasts as big as the cow's breast the milk came from

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:26:23 2016 No.15861460 >>15861437 I want to spoil the smugpire even if she keeps getting shot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:27:03 2016 No.15861463 >>15861456 So what happens when you give a Holst milk from two different Holsts who are bigger than her? Can we distill Holst milk to it's purest most untainted form to make it reach it's maximum potential growth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:27:20 2016 No.15861466 >>15861454 Sounds wonderful. Holst milk is a magical thing.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:30:00 2016 No.15861476

>>15861449
No, those are a unique subspecies

>>15861456
Because most holsts don't drink holst milk, it's a sign of failure to attract a husband if they do so.
Big breasts are prized but they quickly become scorned if it's because the holst drinks her own milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:31:30 2016 No.15861485 >>15861463 If the milk is mixed then maybe it averages the size

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:34:14 2016 No.15861496 >>15861431 >Flat Holst Was her mom abusive or something because why was she not fed milk as a baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:39:57 2016 No.15861513 >>15861496 Maybe she just got the flat end of the genetic stick anon, don't judge!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:45:50 2016 No.15861529 >>15861513 But Holsts don't have a flat end only a round one

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:52:37 2016 No.15861551

>You will never have a pair of Holst sisters who insist you try their baked goods, made with only the best creme available from LOCAL DAIRY FARMS (tm)
>You will never get so addicted to the taste and smell of the milk that they'll just "Ufufu~" when you bury your face into their cleavage and motorboat them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:57:13 2016 No.15861562 >>15861529 That poor lonely holst with no ass or tits and despite all the milk she drinks or potions she tries

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:00:15 2016 No.15861571 >>15861562 And then puberty hits her. And oh good lord does it hit her. Her nerdy childhood friend she promised to marry now can't even think of her without getting a boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:04:11 2016 No.15861581 File: 515 KB, 1100x1314, 1462599660304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861551 Their goal was bearing your daughterus all along?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:04:25 2016 No.15861583 >>15861571 But she already went through puberty, it's why she is getting desperate with those potions

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:04:45 2016 No.15861585 >>15861476 >Because most holsts don't drink holst milk, it's a sign of failure to attract a husband if they do so. But its fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:06:52 2016 No.15861590 Why aren't Mindflayers just called brain fucklers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:11:42 2016 No.15861602 I'm gonna come out of the closet in front of the whole class! Good thing there aren't alps in my class!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:15:04 2016 No.15861607 >>15861581 I mean, yeah. Gotta secure the future of the bakery somehow. And what better target to Ufufu~n than the farmer's son who provides your establishment with the grain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:15:27 2016 No.15861608 File: 1000 KB, 2750x3750, 1469994484067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860563 >Hellhound Never pay for heating again, cook bacon on her stomach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:20:29 2016 No.15861623 >>15861590 Fuck now I want China,IL but with monstergirls Baby Cakes would stay normal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:22:43 2016 No.15861631 >>15861200 Stroking her thick spadetail or masturbating with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:23:01 2016 No.15861632 >>15861608 no need for blankets or pillows either

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:27:08 2016 No.15861647 >>15861211 I like the premise. Eager for more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:29:21 2016 No.15861654 >>15861590 >Mindflayers Don't remind me, I had the weirdest fucking dream involving octopus-themed shit the other night during the full moon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:29:22 2016 No.15861655 File: 571 KB, 1200x811, Fuck Spring SUMMER DOESN'T EXIST.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861632 >Summer >Hellhound sleeping next to you At least they'd live up to the hell portion of their name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:31:03 2016 No.15861661 Did anything come out of that one story idea of wurms invading a pocket dimension and turning it into Rome? It sounded interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:31:08 2016 No.15861663 >>15861655 Christ, living with a hellhound in summer would be brutal. How do you counter her heat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:31:32 2016 No.15861665 File: 49 KB, 350x500, 9dbdb4371c3fd1b57ea701eb7a570e9c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861602 You're gonna be in for a surprise, especially if you didn't think to ask.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:32:23 2016 No.15861669 >>15861585 Yeah but if they need to get bigger busts then it means they can't get a guy on their own

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:33:49 2016 No.15861678 >>15861663 Have her Glacie friend sleep over

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:34:53 2016 No.15861684 >>15861661 >MFW had a story idea involving ancient roman shenanigans a while ago >MFW can't be assed to re-visit or re-write it >MFW shitposting over imagining a Dark Elf lounging while she has wine poured down her front for you to lick off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:36:07 2016 No.15861690 >>15861654 You mean the cutest and most loving dream right?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:39:15 2016 No.15861703

>>15861690
It was actually kind of fucking... I don't know how to put it so I'll just use spoilers.

Basically part of it involved jumping into water and finding an octopus-like tendril/parasite thing beneath the skin of my arm like some Cronenberg shit, only to get pulled underwater.

Don't really remember the rest of it, but the sensation/pain was so real that for the first couple of hours of being awake yesterday at work I kept wondering if some kind of tentacle was going to come out of my hand like Scorpion's little spear thing from the movie.

Fucking full moons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:40:59 2016 No.15861713 >>15861703 Anon how do you feel about fire?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:45:34 2016 No.15861724 You know, re-reading the manticore's profile I remember thinking that her entire body was shaped when she absorbed her husband's spirit energy. Was it ever verified that only her vagina is reshaped via tail-sucking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:46:00 2016 No.15861727 >>15861703 Are you sure you aren't thinking about a shog that just wants to hide in you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:50:47 2016 No.15861747 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, Latenight - Protect her smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861655 >>15861663 thats why you sleep without blankies and pillows you only need her

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:51:38 2016 No.15861750

>>15861724
As is the case often in MGE, the "reshape their body for their husband" thing happens to ALL mgs because of mamonobama, so the manticore's shtick is kinda redundant.

The fact that she defends her pussypussy virginity almost as hard as a unicorn despite being rapecrazy is still kinda cute tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:53:16 2016 No.15861756 >>15861747 What could scare a hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:54:27 2016 No.15861759 >>15861340 > not eggs and rapey ... I mean, I understand it was a low-hanging fruit, but the alternative wasn't even clever...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:54:40 2016 No.15861760 >>15861750 Teasing a manticore about that must be really cute. She either gets flustered or angry and rapey. It also means that you can rape her if you are strong enough and she's weak, but no one would ever do that, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:54:43 2016 No.15861761 >>15861750 Yeah. Manticores a cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:55:06 2016 No.15861762 >>15861747 its spiders, anon even spiders scare spiders or maybe she's feeling down in the dumps and she needs a feel better snuggle, will you take up the mantle of responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:55:43 2016 No.15861766 >>15861756 Japanese colds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:56:11 2016 No.15861768 >>15861762 >>15861756 god fucking dammit i played myself like a damn fiddle im a utter and complete fool

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:57:04 2016 No.15861772 >>15861756 Loving commitment and genuine interest in her as a person rather than the regular (admittedly justified) prejudice as an anti-establishment rape machine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:00:02 2016 No.15861781 >>15861747 What is that wan scared of?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:00:33 2016 No.15861784 Ushis are for marriage not rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:01:41 2016 No.15861790 >>15861784 I'm pretty sure the Ushis would disagree. Both is good for them, with rape being the first priority.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:03:15 2016 No.15861797 >>15861727 >Shog that wants to hide in me For what purpose

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:04:38 2016 No.15861800 >>15861784 Human boys are for rape and marriage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:04:59 2016 No.15861802 >>15861797 http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Diver_Down She's gonna protect you and watch you at all times, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:05:56 2016 No.15861804 >>15861608 >>15861655 >>15861663 >>15861747 All right, I just read everything, and nowhere does it say Hellhounds have any control over fire, or body heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:06:00 2016 No.15861805 >>15861602 Get ready to be proactively dated by stage 3 alps that don't want you to lose your penis too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:07:59 2016 No.15861813 >>15861804 Dude their eyes are on fire

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:08:04 2016 No.15861814 >>15861805 >proactively dated What if you alp in the middle of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:08:25 2016 No.15861817 >>15861784 Ushis are for hugs not for fugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:09:40 2016 No.15861819 >>15861813 Thats not fire, its just a glowing affect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:10:16 2016 No.15861825 >>15861814 You get bullied. And not the cutesy they-secretly-like-you bullying either.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:10:25 2016 No.15861827

>>15861804
>A hound monster that has dark skin and fur, and burning red eyes. They're fierce hounds that have a durable, powerful body that's always burning uncontrollably with seething desire, and they have a severely ferocious disposition like hellfire.

First two sentences in their MGE description, m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:10:42 2016 No.15861828 >>15861762 >spiders scare spiders Yeah because imagine seeing a miniature you but with an ape upper body

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:11:26 2016 No.15861831 >>15861655 That Ushi is about to leap in for the kill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:11:29 2016 No.15861832 >>15861814 It would be a mission failed, obviously, and something that they would avoid by raping on a psychological level. An alpception, if you will.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:12:50 2016 No.15861837

>>15861760
Now I'm thinking that manticore teens get bullied at school for being prudes and pussy virgins.
When even the fucking skeleton girls are smugly talking about the pros and cons of cowgirl versus reverse cowgirl versus missionary, and what kind of panties to buy in order to keep their morning victims' semen bottled up inside them all through the school day, the manticores just get ostracised.
>"Haaaa~, the feeling of being creampied in your womb just can't be beat... but you wouldn't know about that would you, virgin-chan?"

And now I want a gyaru manticore delinquent who snaps as hard as a unicorn going to a bicorn. She'll pussypussy anyone! Behind the bike sheds, all lunchbreak long, she's there taking on all cummers! Classmates, teachers, shotas from the lower school - she needs them all in her greedy lower mouth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:13:27 2016 No.15861840 >>15861827 Yeah, and nowhere does it mention fire. >burning uncontrollably with seething desire Thats not literally fire. Thats a description of her emotions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:14:15 2016 No.15861845 >>15861837 >she's there taking on all cummers! Classmates, teachers, shotas from the lower school - she needs them all in her greedy lower mouth! She says before chickening out when her childhood friend asks why she called him over

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:15:35 2016 No.15861849 >>15861713 I like Ignis, if that's what you're asking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:15:37 2016 No.15861850 File: 178 KB, 547x700, 1462112185199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861804 It was in the Hellhounds Enty description, let me look for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:16:05 2016 No.15861854 >>15861827 Literally all of that is just figurative wordplay. It's like saying I can control fire because I have BURNING passion and a RAGING boner.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:16:35 2016 No.15861857

>>15861802
This is suspiciously relevant to my life, seeing as my waifu is a Shoggoth, and I'm a commercial diver by trade.

Lately ive been imaging wearing her as a wetsuit while working, but if she could occupy the same space as me, that would also be neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:17:59 2016 No.15861861 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, SheWantsTheB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet a monstergirl hair parlor would be nice to get a haircut at. What other services would improve with monstergirls in charge

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:18:01 2016 No.15861863

>>15861840
>They're fierce hounds that have a durable, powerful body that's always burning uncontrollably with seething desire

If the predicate is
>that's always burning uncontrollably with seething desire
then what is the subject in this sentence?
To put it simply, WHAT is burning with desire?
Her body.
I pray that your first language isn't English.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:18:37 2016 No.15861866 >>15861827 I'm a super cool guy, with frosted tips, so clearly I command the forces of ice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:20:22 2016 No.15861877 File: 1.44 MB, 1000x1850, 1463152693141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861804 >>15861850 Alright, here it is: >>/jp/thread/15143464#p15153514

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:21:49 2016 No.15861883 >>15861854 >his raging firing boner can't even control fire How do you even expect to please your MG?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:21:50 2016 No.15861884 >>15861849 I was just making sure we weren't dealing with The Thing here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:22:06 2016 No.15861885 >>15861863 Not sure what grammar has to do with this, because you said nothing to prove her burning desire is physically on fire. Nice try I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:22:30 2016 No.15861887 >>15861885 Check >>15861877

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:32:51 2016 No.15861919

>>15861887
>>15861850
>The tips of her hairs are a fiery red, and her claws have a dull copper-like color, though it likely gets brighter when she heats up
>Her skin is a solid black color, but with some red glare I drew to represent high body temperature

Well all right, I suppose I stand corrected, although if these two sentences are the only offhand information about Hellhound heat, its still pretty fucking vague. Does she have any control over "heating up", or does he just mean being hot like any other person? For instance walking outside in hundred degree heat. It says nothing about any sort of ability like that, just that she has claws that brighten when she gets warmer.

I concede that
>drew to represent higher body temperature
is impossible to misinterpret though. They are warm.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:34:15 2016 No.15861922

>>15861877
It doesn't say anything about her controlling fire in any way. But it does state that she just happens to have hellfire on her body. Apparently her body heats up enough for her copper-colored claws to brighten, though it still says nothing about direct control over body heat.

I never really noticed since I didn't care much about the Hellwan in the first place, but she actually has black sclera, meaning she's a part of the radical faction like the Devils and such. That's pretty neat since I'm totally a radical, myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:34:41 2016 No.15861924 File: 332 KB, 800x800, 58996514_p14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:37:26 2016 No.15861928 >>15861924 gonna snuggle that fox

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:40:48 2016 No.15861933 >>15861922 Using radical in that way makes me think devil-type monstergirls are gonna set up darkmatter bombs to demonify(?, probably not a word but let's go with it) up huge urban centers and hold huge orgies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:42:32 2016 No.15861935 >>15861933 That's the plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:42:58 2016 No.15861937 >>15861933 thats pretty rad. also the word you where looking for was simply "corrupt".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:44:03 2016 No.15861940 >>15861922 >but she actually has black sclera, meaning she's a part of the radical faction like the Devils and such [Citation Needed]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:51:00 2016 No.15861951 I wanna snuggle an oppai loli manticore

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:56:47 2016 No.15861965

>>15861940
Hmm, I may be wrong, but I definately remember KC saying he uses black sclera for radical monsters. May have been in some bonus info from one of the profiles.

Heck, even in the linked Enty description he says:
> her black eyes are actually a symbol of extremists and particularly ferocious monsters.
Even if it wasn't exclusive to radicalism, she's still pretty vicious, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:58:51 2016 No.15861972 >>15861951 I wanna tie a oppai loli manticore's tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:02:05 2016 No.15861978 I want to adopt a monstergirl and not dick the daughteru

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:04:51 2016 No.15861984 >>15861972 I don't think it's flexible enough for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:06:42 2016 No.15861989 >>15861978 This I would do as well. Even if I already had a wife and daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:13:03 2016 No.15862014 >>15861984 Then I'm going to tie her and her onee-san together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:16:08 2016 No.15862018 >>15861989 >wife and daughteru always nice to give the daughteru a little sis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:17:17 2016 No.15862020 >>15862014 But then she and her oneesan will bully you! They'll be real smug while doing it too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:18:14 2016 No.15862026 >>15862020 She can't bully me, I don't have a tail she can tie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:19:36 2016 No.15862028 >>15862026 Oh anon. They're going to tie you up and edge you for hours. They'll also eat you leftover pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:21:24 2016 No.15862032 >>15861211 It was quite interesting, I liked it. Can't wait for more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:21:49 2016 No.15862034 >>15862028 Jokes on them, I ordered pineapple pizza knowing what would happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:24:05 2016 No.15862041 Remember guys, even monsters think incest is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:24:33 2016 No.15862043 >>15862034 >Pineapple pizza Not even the alps would take you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:26:04 2016 No.15862045 >>15862041 Actually, according to the world guide, its encouraged.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:27:01 2016 No.15862047 >>15862041 Large mice beg to differ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:28:24 2016 No.15862051 File: 1.37 MB, 1024x1280, 1476787640056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862041 If that's the case, explain this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:29:03 2016 No.15862054 >>15862043 That's the trick. You bully the shit out of monsters and when they finally going to have their way with you, pineapple pizza in your pants. It's like a reverse cheshire or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:31:00 2016 No.15862058 >>15862041 >le Order propaganda

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:31:11 2016 No.15862059 >>15862051 She's not actually related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:31:48 2016 No.15862062 >>15862043 Man i fucking love Hawaiian and if a monster can't accept that then I'd have to break up with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:32:11 2016 No.15862064 >>15862054 A reverse Cheshire would be weaponizing dad jokes somehow. What an abomination that would be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:32:22 2016 No.15862065 No dire umi osho that is the friend of all children

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:33:29 2016 No.15862068 >>15862065 I don't trust the shotas with her.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:34:53 2016 No.15862071
File: 626 KB, 830x1200, 1472018340428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Demon and Titania are the best onee-chans!
>demon-nee is always trying to seduce you and do lewd things together while titania-nee does her best to keep you pure
>unfortunately, titania-nee is so airheaded that demon-nee tricks her into innocently doing naughty stuff with you
>you wake up one morning to her jerking you off under the covers
>says demon-nee told her that certain parts of the body get 'stiff' in the morning, and massaging them helps soften them up
>she looks so happy to be helping her beloved little brother
>feel bad when you explain to her what a handjob is and that she is currently performing one on you
>her face goes beet red
>she spends the rest of the morning scolding demon-nee as your older sister laughs her ass off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:35:51 2016 No.15862072 >>15862064 Sorry, I meant a reverse Cheshire butt pizza. You know when a cheshire changes the pizza for her ass? I would change my dick for pizza. Hoping you would make my balls dry with your tailpussy? Nope, you are getting pineapple instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:36:34 2016 No.15862077 >>15862071 Onee-san is trash in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:37:47 2016 No.15862082 >>15862072 Oh, I gotcha. That's a lot more harmless. And much less likely to make a Cheshire cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:38:05 2016 No.15862083 >>15862059 What are you talking about. She lives in your house and eats your food and lazes around. That's an Oneesan basically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:39:47 2016 No.15862090 >>15862077 You know what I like? Normal relationships. Not a childhood friend either, just a plain highschool or workplace one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:40:19 2016 No.15862091 >>15862077 Shut your pie hole >>15862071 The best. Living with those two girls would give me a heart attack at a young age though. Too much sexual tension.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:40:50 2016 No.15862093 >>15862071 >you will never sign a marriage contract with a big sister type Demon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:41:22 2016 No.15862096 File: 1.55 MB, 2480x3508, e81935979296e468b11569670e6c59bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Making snow angels with yetis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:42:41 2016 No.15862098 >>15862090 A approve of what you like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:46:19 2016 No.15862107 >>15862096 Making snow kids with yetis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:46:19 2016 No.15862108 I want a CC familiar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:47:40 2016 No.15862115 >>15862096 How many of KCs monsters actually have chocolate skin?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:48:40 2016 No.15862118

>>15862093
>be little kid
>want to show big sis that you learned how to write your name
>she gives you a piece of paper and you put your squiggly signature on it
>years later you would discover that was a contract requiring marriage, a lovely home, six kids, and a dog/cat/misc. pet of your choice

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:49:00 2016 No.15862119

>>15862064
>A reverse Cheshire would be weaponizing dad jokes somehow

That got me thinking, wouldn't a Cheshire be the monster most likely to tell mom jokes all the time?

Is it eating her inside out that she knows so many mom jokes yet has no daughteru yet?

Is she silently waiting for that one day to find you muttering to yourself "I'm hungry" or some other adjective, to appear with a positive pregnancy test and tears in her eyes saying "Hi hungry, I'm mom"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:49:24 2016 No.15862122 File: 338 KB, 803x786, 1451927173560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862108

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:49:29 2016 No.15862125

>>15862041
>The Goddess Evangelynn shoots you a mockingly piteous look. "Can you not recognize your own sister like this?"
>The succubus sealed outside your room, slams against the door, much to Evangelynn's delight.
>"She will not be coming anywhere near us again, thankfully." She scoffs. "However," a crooked smile washes over her normally plain expression, "to think you would be so quick to give in to these desires... And with your own kin! Filthy!"
>"You should be thankful I care so much for you." She holds your head by the chin. "I will keep you safe here, forever."
>"See how hard I work for you? Are I not worthy of praise?"
She accepts praise in the form of headpats and snuggles.
Later, you find out she was the one who corrupted your sister in the first place.

And this is why I will remain agnostic in Monstergirl Time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:50:12 2016 No.15862129 >>15862118 What if you rip up the contract later on in your years because of a bad argument you had with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:50:26 2016 No.15862131 >>15862107 That comes later when her fluffy legs lock you in a warm hug

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:52:00 2016 No.15862137 >>15862129 Why would you break her heart like that? Thats going too far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:52:35 2016 No.15862138 >>15862115 Almost any KC girl can have chocolate skin, especially Wendigos and White Horns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:52:43 2016 No.15862139 >>15862129 That's what backups are for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:53:04 2016 No.15862143 >>15862129 I get the feeling those contracts are magic and could repair themselves. That or she put some clause in there that adds conditions if the first copy is destroyed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:53:54 2016 No.15862146 >>15862137 I don't know, you do a lot of mean stuff that can be completely over the line when you get angry enough with someone. >>15862139 So what if those are also ripped up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:55:18 2016 No.15862150 >>15862146 That's what backups of backups are for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:55:44 2016 No.15862153 >>15862129 Depending on where in the world you live, that contract probably wouldn't even be valid. The kid's screwed if he's in a demon realm, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:56:29 2016 No.15862158 >>15862146 Kinda hard to rip up a .png file kept on a flash drive and also at least fifteen internet proxy sites. Demons don't fuck around when it comes to contracts, especially not Onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:56:36 2016 No.15862159 >>15862138 So arctic girls are more typically chocolate? Little chocolate wendigos are a novel idea. Chocolate white horn sounds nice too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:56:38 2016 No.15862160 I want a tanuuki to keep me in crippling debt until I agree to become her husband!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:56:41 2016 No.15862161 >>15862150 If every kind of backup is ripped to shreds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:56:58 2016 No.15862163 >>15862122 Not taller I'm talking small with CC proportions

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:57:25 2016 No.15862166 >>15862125 Morally crooked and possessive "Lawful Good" Goddesses are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:03:28 2016 No.15862184 File: 453 KB, 800x1204, 4294191bfe26771fd545079e1102deec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862041 With all due respect, sir... bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:03:56 2016 No.15862190 >>15862163 A tiny tiny OL monstergirl? Like a regular CC, but a meter tall at most?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:06:25 2016 No.15862198 File: 193 KB, 1190x1680, 1467776295239-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862077 >Onee-san >trash I bet you like Pepsi too.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:06:27 2016 No.15862199

>>15862166
Lawful neutral, anon. This is the difference between Captain America and Judge Dredd here, with lawful evil landing in Darth Vader territory. She mostly follows the rules, and though there is self-interest she doesn't maliciously and endlessly abuse the system to her own ends. I won't immediately cast her in the evil category, but there is no evidence of 'good' anywhere in this. Don't make me go to /tg/ and break out the charts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:08:27 2016 No.15862204 >>15862158 But what happens if the boy grows up to regret signing the contract due to conflicting tastes between himself and his sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:08:51 2016 No.15862207 File: 298 KB, 679x914, Jinn of the Jar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're walking around your house, when you accidentally knock a vase over. This girl pops out, and starts crying, and calls you a big meanie. Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:10:01 2016 No.15862211 >>15862207 Knock her over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:10:20 2016 No.15862212 >>15862198 >No chubby Lamia Onee-sama to cuddle up with ever. God fucking damn it. >>15862204 Impossible anon. She'll study his tastes and modify herself accordingly. All for him. All because she can't imagine being with anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:11:07 2016 No.15862216 >>15862204 His sister would regretfully concede to his decision. She understands that it's not her place to force his hand when it comes to true love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:11:16 2016 No.15862218 >>15862198 The only way that snake is getting a boy is if she takes advantage of her younger brother. Weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:12:08 2016 No.15862219 >>15862207 [x] molest brown girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:12:11 2016 No.15862220 >>15862119 >Go up to her >"Wanna know a good mum joke?" >"What?" >"You."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:12:20 2016 No.15862221 >>15862211 You've just pushed down a little girl. She tears up with a betrayed look on her face, and begins sobbing uncontrollably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:14:11 2016 No.15862225 >>15862190 Yeah. Short but packing a CC's curves

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:14:29 2016 No.15862226 gimme ONE monstergirl personality that isn't just /gfd/ with cat ears

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:14:49 2016 No.15862228 >>15862207 Apologise to her. With my penis.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:15:04 2016 No.15862229

>>15862199
So, a goddess manufactured evil (via the succubization of his sister), and protected MC-kun from it, and tried to use it as leverage to earn undeserved headpats and snuggles.

Isn't that closer to the center of the alignment grid? She's acting selfishly, and harming others in the process, but also carrying out her duties as a guardian, although in an incredibly limited scope.

Eva is one seriously loose-cannon goddess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:15:31 2016 No.15862231 >>15862226 Dormouse, which is just sleep rape on you and by you in equal measure. It's got mouse ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:15:43 2016 No.15862232 >>15862207 Call the professionals to deal with her. In the mean time, get her a blanket and something to drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:15:51 2016 No.15862235 >>15862226 Ushi rape-train

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:16:06 2016 No.15862239 >>15862226 whats gfd?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:16:14 2016 No.15862240 >>15860588 I'd boombox Careless Whisper because that's what Deadpool taught me to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:17:59 2016 No.15862248 >>15861340 C-can I go home now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:18:51 2016 No.15862251 >>15862248 Anon, you're already home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:19:23 2016 No.15862253 >>15862248 This is your home now

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:19:34 2016 No.15862255

>>15862218
>Getting set upon by you chubby lamia onee-san
>Molesting her massive tits
>Claiming both of your virginities in one thrust
>Gripping those meaty hips as you pump her full of cock
>Watching her face swing between embarrassment and lust at fucking her little brother
>Listening to the bed creak and groan under the weight of your exertions
>Pump load after load into her womb until she's addicted to your cum
>Cuddling into her hefty chest & coils after you're finally spent
I fail to see the problem here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:22:56 2016 No.15862265 >>15862229 Thus why I corrected to lawful neutral. She has an order to things, but is not good as was originally suggested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:27:38 2016 No.15862276 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please remember to keep an eye out for chubby, weird monster girls. You never know what they will do to you. They may even hols your hand and offer their lap as a pillow

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:31:25 2016 No.15862285 File: 454 KB, 566x800, 58951422_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862276 Oh dear

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:32:02 2016 No.15862286 >>15862276 Just the other day I saw that CC teacher from Persona 5 demanding this kind of physical contact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:34:13 2016 No.15862291 >>15862285 Exactly! Even the loli versions can't be trusted, although Yaia isn't exactly chubby

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:35:25 2016 No.15862294 Your pets have turned into their monster girl variants, what's their personality and the first thing they do/say?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:35:48 2016 No.15862296 >>15862286 Don't listen to them, you'll lay in their lap while they get a goofy grin and crazy eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:37:32 2016 No.15862297 >>15862207 Wow without the jars on her she actually looks pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:37:51 2016 No.15862299 >>15862296 I guess so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:38:41 2016 No.15862303 >>15862296 I'm going to do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:38:48 2016 No.15862304 >>15862276 I'm a slippery guy, there is just no way a chubby monster would be able to those lewd things with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:39:09 2016 No.15862305 >>15862255 >Watching her face swing between embarrassment and lust at fucking her little brother This is what sells onee-sans for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:40:35 2016 No.15862308 >>15862294 Yandere levels of clingy > Why did you let that car hit me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:41:09 2016 No.15862309 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:41:45 2016 No.15862310 >>15862294 >Rose hair tarantula >Fighting beta fish Score. A lazy Arachne girl who calls me onii chan, and a genki, sporty mermaid who loves to punch things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:45:08 2016 No.15862317 >>15862310 >Fighting fish mermaid Does she have a frill that puffs out and changes color when she's mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:45:24 2016 No.15862318 >>15862294 Chill, friendly, a bit lazy, and bit chubby >hey, want to relax on the couch and snuggle while we play some video games/ watch anime together like we usually do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:48:34 2016 No.15862333 >>15862317 Absolutely. When I tease her, she pouts and her frill flares up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:48:40 2016 No.15862334 >>15862294 >lazy old dog >lazy old cat >cowardly younger cat who was born to feral parents >young kitty who doesn't like being touched and attacks dogs on sight regardless of size Well I err umm. They'll ask me when's [insert next meal here] I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:03:20 2016 No.15862371 >>15862294 I don't have any pets, but a tiny little lizard ran across my foot in the bathroom this evening and freaked me the fuck out. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:04:34 2016 No.15862373 >>15862371 Could be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:04:52 2016 No.15862374 >>15862294 I'm going to take this as the big leafy potplant I have on my balcony turns into a busty summery alraune. It's squished up against my balcony window too. Gonna get me some tiddies on the glass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:08:43 2016 No.15862384 File: 328 KB, 1000x1000, 1448828420220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need caffiene

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:09:58 2016 No.15862388 >>15862294 >A Guinea Pig and two Parakeets. What would that even become? A Dormouse and two Jubjubs? A large Mouse and two harpies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:11:52 2016 No.15862393 >>15862371 >abandoned toddler lizardgirl somehow gets into your house Not as bad as far as intruders go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:12:29 2016 No.15862395 >>15862384 I just had some, it tasted horrible because I drink it black. Spider girls would turn cafes into bars, huh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:14:34 2016 No.15862398 >>15862294 >hyperactive, mega-genki papillon Might be fun. I'm not a super emotive guy so it'll be interesting having her as my opposite pair.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:16:14 2016 No.15862403

>>15862371
Similar experience today where i was going through a drivethrough and a Bee made its way into my window, i almost crashed and the guy at the window nearly died of laughter. If that little bee was trying to court me it didnt do too well of a job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:23:24 2016 No.15862423 >>15862371 I get a minilizard intruder in my apartment too sometimes. Loli lizardgirls sure are precocious.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:25:24 2016 No.15862427
File: 1.20 MB, 694x1024, Spherica.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>As an aside, i'm also one of those monsters that's seeking a single man for herself and her four demonic elementals. However, to my embarrassment, I had never even been in a romantic affair before becoming a monster, and when my homeland became a demon realm, most of the men in my country were carried off by other monsters while I was finishing a report about the results of research into demon realm conversion.
>Since the same thing keeps happening over and over, my elementals and I still don't have a husband yet even as of the present. As a monster, it's a matter of life or death. My elementals are also at the limit of what they can bear, and I myself am in a condition of wetting pillows and tentacles day after day. And so, if I may be so bold, I'm going to use this book to recruit a husband. Though it is brazen, first of all, a man who could pour love and spirit energy into me and my four elementals equally would be ideal.
>Also, perhaps because I'm a dark matter, I have this bad habit. I constantly seek pleasure, go wild with lust, and lose concentration, but on the other, my head works better than usual while experiencing pleasure. So as of the present, I work my energy tentacles hard while I'm reading books and putting my research in order. For that reason, I'd be even more pleased if my husband would tease my body while gently hugging me from behind, or thrust from below in the woman-on-top-position and become like my chair when I'm reading books and doing research. And also, though I am verbose when writing, I'm extremely nervous when actually meeting someone face to face and chatting, and I must admit I'm rather taciturn. So, I'd prefer a person who would gently pat my head, hug me, kiss me, and then push me over, and make me feel really good if I affectionately leaned close to him without saying a word.
>This ended up becoming a little bit long, but if there's a man who would become my husband, by all means, please drop by the demon realm state of “Polove” right away. I'm eagerly waiting along with my elementals

Good lord someone find this girl a husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:28:36 2016 No.15862439 >>15862226 Gnome. She's /gfd/ with huge earthen hands and mudpussy. Dragon Zombie

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:30:13 2016 No.15862447 >>15862427 >Tentacles Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:32:44 2016 No.15862458 >>15862427 Poor girl. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:37:32 2016 No.15862471 >>15862427 You'd think the fact that not only is she an attractive, intelligent, eternally young lady, but comes complete with a harem of ultra-lustful elementals, would draw in more suitors. But of course, this is what self-insertion is for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:41:30 2016 No.15862485 File: 78 KB, 705x720, snek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning/evening/whatever the time anons! I'm here to talk about snakes, who here wants to talk about snakes? Or writing, I'm down for that too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:42:30 2016 No.15862486 >>15862485 I want to tie up a loli Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:42:56 2016 No.15862489 >>15862485 >Those faces Dumb snekfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:43:09 2016 No.15862490 >>15862485 We can't talk about writing here, that's blogshit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:43:17 2016 No.15862491 >>15862447 Its literally just masturbation. She controls them like her own arms. >>15862458 >>15862471 Dating a dark matter elementalist is a pretty hardcore commitment. Thats a lot of power bouncing on your manhood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:44:21 2016 No.15862494 File: 169 KB, 1280x1024, Sahu fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm losing hope. Why bother posting her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:45:01 2016 No.15862496 >>15862491 >Its literally just masturbation. Don't give a shit, it's still fucking trash. Fuck KC for putting that garbage in his setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:45:40 2016 No.15862498 >>15862427 I'd marry and act as a research assistant for her. Work focused girls need husbands at home for cooking, cleaning, drawing baths, and warming the bed!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:45:43 2016 No.15862499

>>15862427
Personally i wouldn't mind being her husband, as she has a loot of the basic qualities that i like in a girl. She's very intelligent which is something i need and means she can have good conversations about anything with her, especially since I've always been attracted to the more bookworm type girls. plus she's pretty cute and a romantic in the best way possible, qualities that i enjoy, would ask out cute dark matter for at least one date to get to know each other and see if we have good chemistry.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:46:35 2016 No.15862500

>>15862485
For snakes, I heard that its the movement of the flute that "charms" them, the music could be anything.

For writing, I had to deal with a code red. my sister reading my stuff as I had left my laptop to get a drink, thankfully I don't write smut or it would be hell more awkward to explain then it already is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:46:49 2016 No.15862501 >>15861802 And now I'm browsing a wiki full of stand powers. I guess there wasn't anything else I was planning to do tonight..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:48:20 2016 No.15862505 >>15862500 Or worse yet, maybe your sister would've gotten interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:48:20 2016 No.15862506 >>15862494 It is decent art anon, but the lack of defined lines and focus on setting don't really show off her best traits. I want a bit that shows the kuudere, protective, but awkward and easily embarrassed nature of this fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:48:51 2016 No.15862508 >>15862494 I feel like Sahuagin is one of those girls that everybody loves but nobody marries...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:49:15 2016 No.15862510 File: 133 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862500 Destroy the evidence and silence the witness anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:49:28 2016 No.15862511 >>15862500 This is how some of the best MG stories start anon. Use that moment as inspiration for future 'writings'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:50:15 2016 No.15862514 >>15862496 What exactly is it about tentacles that trigger you? Is it the shape? the bonelessness? Any slime girl could make limbs like that to grab things. Do you hate Shoggoths also? What about an Alraunes moving vines?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:52:10 2016 No.15862515 >>15862500 >puts on the cat ears >kinky mg roleplay wincest

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:52:29 2016 No.15862516 >>15862506 The fish isn't what's important here, anon. It's about the girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:52:43 2016 No.15862518 >>15862505 She WANTS to read it and now going to tell the family i spend by free time writing If it wasn't for a well executed dive she would have read more than she did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:53:28 2016 No.15862519 >>15862514 Tentacles are a slippery slope into gangbang/pegging faggotry and it's cheap erotic fuel. Any kind of tentacles are trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:53:34 2016 No.15862520 >>15862515 Is this the power or love between siblings? >>15862518 If she's going to tell them about it even after you tell her not to, she's just an asswipe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:54:23 2016 No.15862521 >>15862494 But i thought you where going to post this every day until we liked it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:54:25 2016 No.15862522 >>15862515 NO I am way to normie to enen consider that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:54:49 2016 No.15862523 >>15862519 >Any kind of tentacles are trash. Unless of course they being used purely for movement purposes with girls like Krakens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:55:50 2016 No.15862526 >>15862510 Why are Kunoichis so smug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:55:52 2016 No.15862527 >>15862519 Pegging, huh? Guess you must like that stuff to bring it up so eagerly. Faggot.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:56:53 2016 No.15862530

>>15862501
Still can't figure out "Gold Experience Requiem" for the life of me. It somehow removes the result of a caused action, causing reality to glitch the fuck out on its target. Funnily enough, even GioGio can't explain it.

... I'd like to go on a bizarre adventure with a team of dramatic hero monstergirls. Really traveling through the MGE world without the guidebook would result in the uttering of "what the hell is that creature doing" most of the time. Maybe grab a Dhampir for Polnareff-esque buddy. and we could go on a mission through the desert regions to prevent a Pharos from resurrecting, only to find out that it is the Apophis that poisoned my older sister all along.

What sort of fashionable poses would your waifu strike, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:57:16 2016 No.15862532 >>15862518 Paranoia is a good trait for any __fag to have. Close and save out of everything the momwnt you consider leaving the room. Your house is a dangerous place

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:57:19 2016 No.15862533 >>15862527 Nice bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:57:27 2016 No.15862534 >>15862518 How far down the rabbit hole did she get? Was there enough prose for her to know that it's girls with monster bits, or were you still in the "Generic fantasy humanboy doing generic fantasy humanboy things" setup?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:58:17 2016 No.15862536 >>15862533 >bait You're the one who started to talk about it. Nobody else was going to bring it up butt you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:58:20 2016 No.15862538 >>15862485 ...why do I find myself thinking these two look oddly like Allura and Lance?

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:58:38 2016 No.15862540

>>15862519
Then lets agree to disagree. I wouldn't blame a dark matter for masturbating with her tentacles any more than I would blame a ZapWeasel for masturbating all day long. Or some other similar situation. Its literally just the nature of the beast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:59:58 2016 No.15862544 >>15862536 2/10 here's your last (You) >>15862540 Alright, fine. It really is fucking stupid to argue about this for as long as we have. Tentacles are still shit though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:01:12 2016 No.15862551 >>15862534 Far enough to commit the two characters names to memory, not far enough for monster stuff I believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:04:03 2016 No.15862565 File: 185 KB, 252x352, cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rejoice anon, now you can finally fuck a matango!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:04:54 2016 No.15862566 >>15862538 Gonna have to ask who they are

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:05:21 2016 No.15862571 >>15862565 Did you make her yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:06:38 2016 No.15862575 >>15862565 Only shrooms I'll be taking would be Undead Grey Lamentation Mushrooms. I'll even take the old kind if the "have and undead waifu" versions aren't available. You enjoy yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:07:17 2016 No.15862578 >>15862565 I want to lick the shroom

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:08:26 2016 No.15862583 >>15862565 I would rather drown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:09:27 2016 No.15862585 >>15862532 I was careless, never again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:09:29 2016 No.15862586 >>15862566 A shapeshifting space Dark Elf and one of her five elite guardians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:12:11 2016 No.15862593 >>15862585 Btw, can i get the name of you my fine writefag or naw?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:12:23 2016 No.15862594 >>15862500 If anybody in my family read my writing I'm pretty sure it'd ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:15:17 2016 No.15862604 >>15862593 Iron beast. Might have to write a normie story as a decoy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:16:22 2016 No.15862606 >>15862604 Oh neato, please never get caught again. >>15862594 Same here man. Stay vigilant!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:17:52 2016 No.15862611

>>15862565
Matangos are love, people are scared because of their spores but they should just think of it as a light drug to enhance their life

I'd love to see what a Matango infested village would be like, all the happy people having high sex, the loli matangos playing with the young boys, etc...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:20:28 2016 No.15862621 >>15862604 >Might have to write a normie story as a decoy Post it on your pastebin and as long as it doesn't contain monsterboys I might take a look at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:21:50 2016 No.15862624 >>15862606 >Stay vigilant! I mean, they'll never have access to my computer since I'm super paranoid about it, but still. I'm paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:24:46 2016 No.15862631 >>15862624 Quick, skip the country and change your name to Ignacio. Sell crack to kids for a living and marry a tranny. That'll throw them off your trail... or at least make your other interests less worrisome in their minds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:24:53 2016 No.15862633 >>15862624 I cant really move my laptop as its on life support and it freaks every time I put it to standby I gotta tactics this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:25:06 2016 No.15862634 File: 696 KB, 1013x1200, Gandharva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Gandharva exists. Still trying to figure out how she plays that thing with any amount of dexterity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:25:52 2016 No.15862639 >>15862634 Her feet. Alternatively, those nipple spears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:26:43 2016 No.15862641 >>15862624 My paranoia is such that 50% of all I do is though incognito

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:27:27 2016 No.15862643

>>15862624
Ditto man, ive always had a superhuman level of fear for people looking at my shit in general. Once i got to the point where there was 'that kind' of stuff around on my pc its now at the point where the only person who will ever have access to this shit is me and a close pal who has agreed to demolish my harddrive in a glorious fashion should i ever suffer an early demise

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:29:26 2016 No.15862650 >>15862643 >a close pal who has agreed to demolish my harddrive in a glorious fashion should i ever suffer an early demise See I don't have one of those so if that ever happens to me people are in for some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:29:45 2016 No.15862653 >>15862639 those nipple spears are actually paizuri handles

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:31:25 2016 No.15862659 Am I the only one that doesn't even mind if my parents found my porn? >What's this!? >Muh porn. lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:31:48 2016 No.15862660 >>15862604 I think you should actually work on one. all your writ doesn't have to focus on monster girls or MGE. You might actually make something great out of it. Just finish scalebound and that one with the posh woman first you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:34:12 2016 No.15862672 >>15862659 Go away underageb&

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:34:32 2016 No.15862675 >>15862659 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:35:20 2016 No.15862679 >>15862659 I fap to sick, disgusting things that would get me locked up in an insane asylum, so no I don't need my parents coming over to peruse my folders.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:35:34 2016 No.15862682

>>15862659
I live with a family that though playing cards were demonic, got visits from the church because I was reading inuyasha and have relatives that had cartoon network banned and weren't allowed to touch anything related to pokemon till they were 15

I know what bases to cover

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:36:47 2016 No.15862686 >>15862682 Thought*

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:38:50 2016 No.15862695 >>15862679 > I fap to sick, disgusting things that would get me locked up in an insane asylum Remember that, to normies, vanilla monstergirls fall under this category.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:43:15 2016 No.15862704 >>15862682 >playing cards were demonic Please tell me there is a explanation for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:44:49 2016 No.15862710 >>15862695 I wouldnt go that far, most tame ones are cosplay-ish for the most part. Though the intensity of it might be the part that puts people off more

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:46:17 2016 No.15862714 >>15862704 To my memory the suits were different tribes and the joker was a insult to jesus.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:48:08 2016 No.15862718

>>15862704
Clearly you've never had religious parents who saw your yugioh cards and drew the whole shadow realm aspect as gambling for your soul. Or disliked some of the card descriptions on MTG cards. Or... or heard some of the meanings of pokemon names in japanese names and got worried that you were slipping away into animism. Raichu, i think was what the local preacher had issues with when I was but a 10 year old trying to play cardgames at school.

I moved out from the south to the west coast for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:48:33 2016 No.15862720 >>15862714 My family believed Magic The Gathering was about summoning the devil. They mellowed out further into my life thankfully

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:50:54 2016 No.15862726 >>15862718 West coast best coast. Hope we meet each other but never realize it ever.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:54:48 2016 No.15862738

>>15862704
Old school view that anything fantastical is the devil that comes from believing words and images have power. These are the same kind of people that think dancing, regular ballroom dancing, is a sin to be shamed about. Every religion has weird zealots like that. What's interesting is it's just a very old way of thinking, not exactly crazy, just way way out of date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:54:50 2016 No.15862739 >Not using stealth stabery, and Illusion to be invisible indefinitely.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:56:19 2016 No.15862744

>>15862395
>underage arachnes hanging outside of Starbucks trying to get adults/other MGs to buy coffee for them

>Parents go away for vacation
>Spider pulls out a bag of dank Arabica
>It's house party time

Though I'm also reminded of that kid that killed himself by snorting caffeine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:57:17 2016 No.15862745 >>15862744 >human boys slipping nodoze into arachne drinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:57:24 2016 No.15862746 On the topic of witchcraft and things christian moms dont like. Would yall consider shin megami tensei monsters relatable to this thread? anyone i can talk to about the game when i acquire it soon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:58:13 2016 No.15862749 >>15862739 shit. misfired into the wrong board.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:58:35 2016 No.15862750

>>15862714
According to google:
>Clubs are violence, doesnt really say anything about the other suits
>10 is opposition to the ten commandments
> king is the devil
> jack is pretty much selfish lustful men
>queen is mary as a "impure" woman and the mother of whores in card language
>the joker is jesus as a fool and the creation of the jack and queen

I like to think there's a poker playing angel out there just to spite them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:00:00 2016 No.15862754 >>15862746 Any monstergirls are thread related, but what constitutes as a monster girl is the real debate. I dont know that series so I couldn't say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:01:58 2016 No.15862758 >>15862746 >you know you've been on the internet to long when you start picturing jack frost as a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:04:06 2016 No.15862764 >>15861211 Good stuff.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:05:07 2016 No.15862766

>>15862750
That's sad. Doesn't reflect the evolution of the deck at all. I mean, the suites weren't even completely codified until a couple hundred years ago. That's real recent for an eight hundred year old deck. That's not even getting into how the face cards have changed with Knight and Knave.

I mean, usually the goto is just to label it bad through the kevin bacon logic that it's always been used for gambling and that the devil loves to gamble, so FOOZBALL IS DA DEHVUL!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:08:15 2016 No.15862773

>>15862744
> be working at office as a gopher
> can't really find a job that has to do with what you went and got a degree for, but this pays the bills
> go around the office at starting time writing up everyone's breakfast order
> hit arachneechan's office, ask if she wants coffee and a bagel
> she stutters and glances from side to side
> "A-anon, isn't that a bit forward...? I don't mind a date, but..."

alternatively

> be attending MGC university
> time for an all nighter to finish a project for that damn distracting hakutaku and her hypnotic hakutits
> other people in her class are also running late, agree to getting together and helping eachother out
> bring up the coffee machine from your dorm and that nice bag of roast your folks sent you from their trip to South America
> spidergirl interprets this as a wild party with 'study session' being the subversive term she didn't catch on to
> ends up matching you cup for cup cause she doesn't want to look like a prudish teacher's pet

I would peer pressure a naive spider. I'm probably a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:09:59 2016 No.15862778 Dammit ages ago we had a thing that was perfect for this thread right now that involved the demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:11:00 2016 No.15862780 >>15862773 >I'm probably a bad person. You are. A worse person wouldn't even bother and would just slip some powder into one of her food items or skip even that, and just spray her down with caffeine water. Drunken wet t-shirt arachne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:17:37 2016 No.15862794 How you tell your christian mom you have a Demon wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:19:23 2016 No.15862798 >>15862794 Turn her into a succubus and then casually mention it while she's raping your dad on the kitchen table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:21:27 2016 No.15862802 >>15862794 >"So I signed this contract..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:21:39 2016 No.15862805 >>15862798 >"That's great dear!" >"Stop struggling Ernie!"

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:22:15 2016 No.15862808

>>15862794
Let's stick to CG faithful or Order member, so as to avoid butthurt.

Probably... after the town is a demon realm? Or in a letter as you're off living with your new waifu. (You didn't KNOW your bluebutt replaced it with some sort of weird contract paper that corrupted your mom when she got her fingerprints on it, and the call from her post-succubization was a bit awkward, but you're glad you are all talking.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:24:13 2016 No.15862811 >>15862744 >>15862773 I like this. >>15862778 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:28:21 2016 No.15862818 File: 214 KB, 1024x1321, 134587543543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862634 She knows what she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:29:24 2016 No.15862823 File: 160 KB, 1536x2048, 1438319415115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's get down to business To defeat The Huns!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:30:09 2016 No.15862826

>>15862794
The Correct way of thinking:
Call a family meeting, Tell her that she isnt the "soul eating satanist time" Bribe her with homebaked cookies or something.

The wrong way of thinking:
Let walk in toy you having the most unrestrained fucking of your life. Preferably With a cross up her ass and shouting "Where is your god now?"

The other wrong way of thinking
your demon wife just found her first convert

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:31:16 2016 No.15862833 >>15862823 What kind of man has antennae?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:32:12 2016 No.15862835 File: 354 KB, 675x600, Yeti_child.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862823 Did they send me dughterus When I asked for sons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:33:11 2016 No.15862837 >>15862833 It's a trophy from a monster he killed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:34:15 2016 No.15862840 >>15862826 >The other wrong way of thinking No, that's the other RIGHT way of thinking. Nothing could make mommy happier, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:34:22 2016 No.15862841 File: 801 KB, 830x1200, 1440808668694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862826 I want to do the wrong way, she sounds like one hell of a firecracker

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:35:46 2016 No.15862848 >>15862826 I am so capping this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:38:20 2016 No.15862854 >>15862837 That must be one manly man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:38:51 2016 No.15862856 File: 266 KB, 700x900, Kiki fun sized.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862835 You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot! And you haven't got a clue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:38:52 2016 No.15862857 >>15862854 I am feeling new, tingling feelings!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:45:17 2016 No.15862871 File: 278 KB, 850x800, 1473362738376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862856 Somehow I'll Find a MON Right for you (Probably like a monoeye or something. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Wimp.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:57:29 2016 No.15862893 File: 201 KB, 407x600, demonb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862871 We must be swift as a soaring harpy. With all the force of a manticore And all the strength of a raging sandworm Mysterious as our queen, the demon lord!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:58:41 2016 No.15862896 >>15862871 >>15862893 I can't hear this song without seeing Mr. Popo's face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:59:21 2016 No.15862900 How does your waifu like to dress anons? >suits, particularly white ones to contrast with her skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:00:09 2016 No.15862904 File: 41 KB, 960x540, wot u focking say bout me m8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is the monster girl version of this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:01:30 2016 No.15862907 >>15862900 Loincloths and bests, stuff that comes off easily and isn't too hard to put on with claws and wings and a tail getting in the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:01:51 2016 No.15862909 File: 742 KB, 826x1800, lewd shoggoth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862900 itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, lacy, shapely maid bikini.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:02:00 2016 No.15862910 >>15862900 Pantyhose

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:02:23 2016 No.15862911 >>15862904 What exactly is "this"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:02:29 2016 No.15862912 >>15862207 Tell her to pop out in ten more years and something might pop out of me in return.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:05:22 2016 No.15862919 >>15862427 But she wants what I want. What are we going to do, simultaneously sit in each other's laps and grope each other from behind?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:08:29 2016 No.15862927 >>15862911 Stygiomedusa giagantea

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:08:35 2016 No.15862928 File: 594 KB, 2623x1769, 1441854821662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do we have any stories where a bunch of drunk teens go inna woods and get what's coming to them?

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:09:36 2016 No.15862934

>>15862904
Fuck Oceaneering. Like I want to work for ten dollars an hour, welding.
>>15862911
Some sort of unnamed deep sea jellyfish. New species are discovered on almost every deep sea dive. Most of these things are only seen once, then never again. That ROV was at 3444fsw which isn't even actually that deep.

So it would probably be a rare sea slime, with a delinquent personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:11:05 2016 No.15862937 >>15862659 Honestly, if any one found the shit I write, I'd just tell privacy is a thing to be respected for a reason. If you can conceive of things you don't wish to know about a person, it's best to just not delve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:11:15 2016 No.15862938 >>15862934 >welding I never learned to weld properly. Is your job anything like that comic book Underwater Welder?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:11:35 2016 No.15862940 Apparently there is a possibility that a parallel universe has been discovered 'bumping' into ours. 2017 may actually be real. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2063204-mystery-bright-spots-could-be-first-glimpse-of-another-universe/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:12:48 2016 No.15862946 >>15862928 Uh... I know there is one with teen larpers inna woods getting what they're asking for. Close enough? http://pastebin.com/5Q7UBvQH teen slasher version would be good though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:13:30 2016 No.15862947 >>15862938 Thats exactly my job, although welding is only a small part of it. You also do a ton of inspections, heavy construction, and assorted "blasting". Also with less time travel shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:13:40 2016 No.15862948 >>15862946 >larpers Not quite what I was expecting, but I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:21:27 2016 No.15862953 >>15862928 Until Dawn: Awawa Edition?

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:26:11 2016 No.15862960

>>15862953
I want it. Except, you know, it would need changes for the setting. Keep all the cheesy stereotypes for good laughs, try and keep it scary too. Make them separate and disappear one by one, give the bad guy a slightly different motive. Can wendigos do scary though? I think they need support. Maybe doppelgangers too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:27:13 2016 No.15862961 >>15862960 Sure they can do scary. As long as you don't see them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:27:35 2016 No.15862963 >>15862960 I would kill for an Until Dawn: Awawawawa edition

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:41:24 2016 No.15862981 File: 463 KB, 1000x1019, 1467168887549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If we're talking about Until Dawn: Awawawa Edition, how about having Doktor Vürm as the psychiatrist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:44:54 2016 No.15862985 >>15862953 >>15862963 >By the time I finish writing the story idea will have been discussed to death Stahp

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:47:55 2016 No.15862986 >>15862985 I'm sorry sir, I won't talk about it anymore, sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:54:35 2016 No.15863003 >>15862986 Na I'm just fucking around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:54:57 2016 No.15863005 File: 550 KB, 698x657, 1456724569962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone got any story ideas they're not using?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:56:04 2016 No.15863011 >>15863003 What, so you're NOT writing it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:58:14 2016 No.15863015 >>15863011 No, I am, but it's my fault if my glacial pace means it's old news by the time its done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:00:17 2016 No.15863022 >>15863015 Ganbatte anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:01:12 2016 No.15863025 >>15863005 I've got Shoggoth and Mindflayer ideas for days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:01:51 2016 No.15863026 >>15863025 I don't want no creeping chaos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:02:12 2016 No.15863027 >>15863005 Yes. Many. My ironic curse is that I have many more ideas than I have the sticktoitiveness to develop

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:04:13 2016 No.15863029 File: 333 KB, 1280x720, the chaos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863026 I figured, so I didn't list them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:05:11 2016 No.15863034 >>15863027 Anything specific?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:09:59 2016 No.15863044 >>15863029 Nice edit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:10:39 2016 No.15863047 >>15863005 Salamander librarian its the only onethat keeps nagging me but I dont know how to spin it. that and women turning in to Kakuens, or demons, but meh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:12:01 2016 No.15863053 >>15863047 Librarian by day, fight club member by night!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:12:27 2016 No.15863054 File: 831 KB, 1000x1545, doppelchan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863044 one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:12:38 2016 No.15863055 File: 276 KB, 725x856, 1398732126488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:13:45 2016 No.15863057 >>15863054 From the thumbnail I thought that this was like, half a mememe pose

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:14:44 2016 No.15863060 File: 355 KB, 1920x1080, 1474322966641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute, naked dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:15:46 2016 No.15863062 >>15863060 >tiara A princess? >pouty face A princess.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:15:49 2016 No.15863063

>>15863034
Sure. One I was toying with was: Newbie angel mg accidentally crash-lands next to Anon in an Order city instead of in the middle of a Crusade. At the start she's overwhelmed by evetyone praying at her - Anon helps her hide from her fans. Shortly the adoration she gets from the citizens causes pride, which is a sin, which gives the Fallen God an opening, and suddenly Anon is more than just 'that nice boy who helped me when I crashed'...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:16:10 2016 No.15863064 >>15863057 Now that you mention it, I can kinda see that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:17:23 2016 No.15863065 >>15863063 >magical girl falls from the sky Anon, how could you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:17:57 2016 No.15863066 >>15863060 One way heroics. I'm loving the vita port myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:21:30 2016 No.15863072 File: 206 KB, 691x1024, 1454861285585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna play "Dark Elf & Slave Boy"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:25:00 2016 No.15863078 >>15863072 >"Sure, slave boy. Now go fetch me your ballgag on all fours." things you could say to confuse your assailant and buy time to escape!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:26:02 2016 No.15863081 >>15863078 That's so kinky, even the Elf wouldn't be able to handle it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:27:40 2016 No.15863083

>>15863065
>Dark mages often drop fro the sky
>So often their society has developed a tradition where they have to become the onee-san of any man they land on, unless the dark mage is already taken.
>Waifus of married men have to constantly watch out for falling dark mages like australia has to watch out for dropbears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:31:02 2016 No.15863088 >>15863083 What if the man doesn't want an older sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:31:17 2016 No.15863090 >>15863083 Even though I already have a waifu, I would be totally okay with this. A Dark Mage big sis would be dope as fuck. Though I hope she ain't expecting any wincest.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:34:00 2016 No.15863097

>>15863090
>platonic big sis
nani?

>>15863088
Nigga better watch out then, hadn't he? The contract isn't fulfilled if you either step aside and they spat, or if you catch them. Though the latter may make them interested in you. The contract is only fulfilled if you fall into a pile resembling something out of to-love-ru

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:40:10 2016 No.15863106 File: 475 KB, 797x1070, 1461839156382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's no time to argue, come with me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:43:23 2016 No.15863115 File: 119 KB, 960x540, 1468455699022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm having impure thoughts about a snek, please advise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:46:04 2016 No.15863121 >>15863106 But there is time for a lap pillow

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 05:52:19 2016 No.15863136 >>15863115 Get into full body hugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:04:16 2016 No.15863159 >>15863005 Too many to list off before I head to work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:05:21 2016 No.15863161 File: 357 KB, 867x1300, 58889506_p13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863072 Elves must view us like bananas. Gotta eat us up fast before we turn all mushy and rotten.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:11:02 2016 No.15863176

We all talk about monstergirls and we're fascinated by them but, speaking for myself at least, I never considered how nice it would be to have a monstergirl fascinated with me. Like an elf, smiling happily as she watches the way I do things, the way I think. My cute round ears. I feel fascination is the sweet and dere side of a yandere that doesn't get focused on all too often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:13:57 2016 No.15863185 >>15863176 I have no qualities I can think of that would endear me to a magnificent creature like my waifu.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:15:20 2016 No.15863188

>>15863161
Nah, Mamono magic changes husbandos into physical ideals. Somewhere out there is a gruff soldier-guy that was caught by an amazon and turned into a shota over their years of marriage. Figure it's just about as bad as going alp for some dudes, but at least his waifu loves it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:16:26 2016 No.15863190 >>15863188 There was a Mermaid in MGQ who turned her boyfriend into a shota after they got married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:16:33 2016 No.15863191 >>15863185 The fact that only she can think of them is what makes her your waifu, no? I mean if you could think of your own endearing qualities, you'd be your own waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:17:28 2016 No.15863193 >>15863191 If I knew how to fap like a normal person, I WOULD be my own waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:17:46 2016 No.15863195 >>15863188 Still gotta hunt them down and find one before they mush up, start early! Train them fast! Mamano magic isn't gonna do shit if you're a corpse unless a lucky lich takes a liking you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:19:36 2016 No.15863200

>>15863176
It doesn't really work that way because human men aren't alien to them. That monstergirl had a human father and grew up her whole life seeing round ears on boys as normal.

The only case where this might not be true would be with some rape monster that lives in an isolated cave who was spawned from catch and release.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:23:45 2016 No.15863211 >>15863200 Something doesn't have to be novel to be fascinating. It's just that most things are. I mean, I get fascinated by cold and windy days, but those aren't really novel.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:25:25 2016 No.15863213

>>15863200
COUNTERARGUMENT: I remain extremly interested in tits and asses despite the fact that 50% of the population around me has them and I can scrutinise them at length every time I turn on my computer, tfw no gf

So I don't think your rationale would in any way cause an MG to not want to fondle my ears.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:32:54 2016 No.15863258

>>15863195
> not wanting a lich reading a book on top of you as you laze around on the couch for a decade or two
> not enjoying unlife together as you indulge her in unusual ideas and experiments that inevitably become lewd
> not being the only one to get her to smile just a little after she finishes an important project for Sabbath research

Enjoy your elf I guess, I've got a hoodie to go hide. Gonna watch her run around the house in the bed sheets or maybe a bathrobe looking for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:33:54 2016 No.15863261 File: 266 KB, 721x861, 1448825927122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal~~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:35:22 2016 No.15863270 >>15863190 She also cucks her husband with MC in one ending Kek >be turned into shotashit against your will >and then NTRed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:36:26 2016 No.15863273 >>15863270 WTF I hate Monsters now, guy with messy hair did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:37:20 2016 No.15863276 >>15863270 Holy shit. Cut that bitch up and serve the town some mermaid fillet. One 3dpd monstergirl gone and an entire town served with immortality. Sounds a fair trade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:40:23 2016 No.15863287 File: 1.20 MB, 805x1009, 18360346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863261 I want to hug that abomination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:41:41 2016 No.15863294 File: 552 KB, 1024x1447, 1474368101469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863261 >>15863287 I want to rip and tear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:44:12 2016 No.15863307 >>15863294 Doom lady is cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:46:59 2016 No.15863316 >>15863294 I want a doom paladingrill

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:49:29 2016 No.15863324 >>15863307 I want her to princess carry me with her strong arms!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:50:16 2016 No.15863331
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>>15863294
>What's in the fucking box?
>I swear to god if you brought me flowers again.
>It's...
>How did you... Who told you this was my favorite?
And there was lots of extremely loud noises and yelling afterwards behind closed doors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:50:18 2016 No.15863332 >>15863324 I want to buy her a new pet bunny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:56:03 2016 No.15863353 >>15863331 Big strong girls getting flustered is just great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:58:13 2016 No.15863367 >>15863273 He had messy hair? I don't think he had his own sprite

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 06:59:07 2016 No.15863370 File: 192 KB, 440x807, 1421095128001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me anon, at the end of The Thing who do you think was the Thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:00:09 2016 No.15863374 >>15863367 I'm talking about the terrorist guy. The one who was killing the monsters. The guy who knew the MC's dad? Lazarus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:01:00 2016 No.15863378 >>15863370 The husky that walked off into the sunset.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:02:06 2016 No.15863386 File: 684 KB, 1060x1500, 1454234716404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863370 I like the idea of classy girls talking about this kind of thing. Well OF COURSE he was a replicant dear!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:04:23 2016 No.15863394 >>15863378 Please don't tell me you've only seen the reboot prequel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:06:10 2016 No.15863405 >>15863370 Childs, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:06:47 2016 No.15863408 >>15863331 >You will never get the biggest bear hug ever after getting her a quad barrel shotgun >you will never be thrown over her shoulder and carried to bed when you get her a double barrel pump action the next year

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:08:05 2016 No.15863412 >>15863394 I haven't even seen its trailer. I'm talking about the original cut of the 1982 movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:08:11 2016 No.15863413 >>15863370 I like to thing that the more people it ate and the more traits it gained from its victims, the more it started to understand morality. I sleep at night with that gentle lie in my head, that it isn't still so bloodthirsty and among us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:09:25 2016 No.15863418 >>15863370 Both of them ya dumb cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:11:38 2016 No.15863425 >>15863412 Isn't that the television version cut? I don't exactly remember anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:15:27 2016 No.15863438 >>15863370 I saw something once, I think it was actually posted here, someone rewrote the movie from the perspective of the thing. It was really good.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:17:54 2016 No.15863449

>>15863413
Honestly think that's the best interpretation.

I recall some time ago reading this essay, fanfiction really, that was essentially, The Thing from the perspective of The Thing. And after spending the whole time utterly confused and disturbed by creatures as different from it as humans, by the end, it's just stopped giving a shit, knowing full well it's going to die up there along with the last human survivor.

>>15863438
And evidently I'm not the only one who's read it, or something similar at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:19:30 2016 No.15863453 File: 1.17 MB, 750x1000, 1452155317785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >General anon, you're back. The troops I gave you are not. >...you pursued Lu Bu, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:23:17 2016 No.15863470 >>15863453 More like lewd boo, amirite? Hahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:24:03 2016 No.15863474 >>15863470 I don't think that would help your case in a situation like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:25:14 2016 No.15863477 >>15863474 I want her to punish me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:25:20 2016 No.15863479 >>15863438 It's called "The Things"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:27:46 2016 No.15863489 >>15863479 that is actually kind of clever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:27:53 2016 No.15863491 File: 362 KB, 2048x1736, CsyKXSjWgAIxxjM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't handle this much cuteness. Damn you OniTengu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:28:27 2016 No.15863495 >>15863489 It's like Seven Aliens and One Terrified Infant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:29:59 2016 No.15863501 File: 512 KB, 2048x2014, CsyKXSoXEAAGexw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863491 Oh and he also done a zap weasel with huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:30:35 2016 No.15863503 >>15863501 Those are big woozles on that wizzle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:39:22 2016 No.15863537 >>15863501 What is that zap weasel saying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:40:38 2016 No.15863544 >>15863537 There's electricity in the air, I bet.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:44:06 2016 No.15863555

I wonder what kind of self defence classes young shotas are taught, so that they can remain pure for their onee-sans, aunties or childhood friends.

I'd totally enroll my son in a defensive eromancy class. All the time in the world for his any of the above to crash in at the last moment and save his purity, if he is magically keeping his dick limp and away from his would be rapist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:51:19 2016 No.15863578 >>15863491 >>15863501 Two of my favorites? What are the odds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 07:59:16 2016 No.15863602 File: 223 KB, 500x281, miiabrushie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863578 They would be 1 / (the number of monstergirls in MGE) x 1 / (the number of remaining monstergirls in MGE) exactly,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:00:29 2016 No.15863607 >>15863555 Just get him a bodyguard. I saw an ad for a "Mr. I. M. NotanOni". He'll protect your son.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:05:03 2016 No.15863625

>>15863607
No, he needs to be able to protect himself. This... "Mr. I. M. NotanOni" Sound like a trustworthy an earnest guy, but what if something happens to him, and the shota is endangered anyway? The ability to keep a limp cock is a matter of purity and boyslut. Image the heartache that can be avoided if he just can't be raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:05:10 2016 No.15863627 >>15863602 So, 0.99%? Pretty low odds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:07:15 2016 No.15863636 >>15863625 Well it's your choice. My bodyguard Mr. Erihsehc has done a great job of protecting me. That Someplacefaraway has some great bodyguards.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:07:18 2016 No.15863637

>>15861211
Well, I promised some insight. It was good, I think you don't need to worry too much about the narrative. Most of the books I have with that style do it similarly, I'd say even worse so you're cool.

As with the story itself, I'm quite intrigued. This being a moster girl story you can grasp some basics about how it will go, but still with you, I can't never be sure, you always have some nice ideas. The, shall we say, filler dialogue is fun and the descriptions in general feel interesting to know, even if they are just to get you with the setting. I don't feel the temptation to skip a bit ahead.

I'm not good giving criticism, if you can call it that, so well. In short, I like it please give more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:19:48 2016 No.15863675 >>15863627 bruv, there are 212 entries in the MGE wiki. that's 1/212 * 1/211. hand-waving the specifics, that's closer to .000025% you could at least take the time to understand the likelihood of your favorite MG's noticing you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:20:26 2016 No.15863677 File: 130 KB, 832x700, 1411354819828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This Lizard looks kind of lost, I bet she's a naive noob. You should totally take advantage of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:21:56 2016 No.15863679 >>15863675 Did the math wrong, and assumed that there were 200 even because none have come out since the book. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:43:13 2016 No.15863738 File: 295 KB, 636x900, 1458669819778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:50:02 2016 No.15863755 >>15863677 >>15863738 I like those lizards so much. I want to hug them and caress their tail all day long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:50:55 2016 No.15863759 >>15863755 >their tails come off in your hands and they scamper off extremely flustered

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:55:23 2016 No.15863768 >>15862981 Turn off my pain inhibitors Herr Doktor, I'm gonna cuddle that Wurm!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:55:56 2016 No.15863769

>>15863759
I wouldn't jump on it and scare her. I would get face to face and ask if I can touch her tail.
If she let's me, I would make sure to slowly and surely get every single spot, stoping and giving her a little rest if she jumps. I like lizard tail, but only if it's attached to her.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:58:03 2016 No.15863776

>>15862940
Interesting article. At first I thought they were talking about a Max Tegmart level I situation, where they were discovering the imprints left by different hubble volumes, which could be defined as different universe, even if they still basically exist in this universe.
But it looks like they're straight up talking about the level II situation, with bubble universes within a multiverse. That's kind of exciting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:58:10 2016 No.15863778 >>15863769 You're what they call a "Scalebro", aren't you? How do you handle Salamanders?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:59:16 2016 No.15863780 >>15863776 Isn't it? I mean hehe haha 2017 and all but really, it's legitimately amazing the possibilities present.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 08:59:58 2016 No.15863782 >>15863768 I, uh... I just pictured a chuuni in the MGE world with one arm replaced with an automaton model, shouting about how the demonic energy in his hand will smite his foes. huh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:00:13 2016 No.15863784 >>15863776 Don't try to sound educated in that, this is cringeworthy. Also, offtopic shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:01:00 2016 No.15863786 >>15863782 Don't talk about my OCs in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:01:14 2016 No.15863787 >>15862940 It's probably just going to be the Cancerverse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:02:20 2016 No.15863790 >>15863784 >offtopic It was used to talk about the 2017 meme, not like it matters anyways, the threads moving slow as is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:04:25 2016 No.15863796 File: 205 KB, 944x966, 1414451705524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863784 OH NO IT'S THE THREAD POLICE!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:06:40 2016 No.15863803

>>15863786
Fine then, what about a chuuni wielding a cursed sword so no female human or monster ever gets taken over by it, calling it his burden to bear despite just finding it in a cave somewhere? Like because it doesn't have a body to posses, all it can really try and to is turn him into an incubi, and even then only if he accidentally cuts himself with it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:07:46 2016 No.15863806

>>15863780
The 2017 joke is just that, but it doesn't bother me that it's a thing. I guess it just stops people from fully comprehending how cool something like this is.

>>15863784
>cringeworthy
Back to /b/ with you.
You don't know what I'm educated in, or who I am. Unless you can post a picture of your degree or doctorate in this subject here, don't act so high and mighty about it.
Also, are you new to the thread? Off topic conversation about stuff like this, and weird philoposphical tangents is par for the course.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:14:52 2016 No.15863825

>>15863778
Salamanders must be crazy nice too.
While the uper side burns fiercely, the under side is completely warm and must be extremely soft to the touch. Also, considering they are using armor must of the time since they are warriors and all of that, her scales must feel very sentitive and cool too. Her hair lools nice too.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:21:13 2016 No.15863844

>>15863637
Thank you so much for the feedback, bud.

>I don't feel the temptation to skip a bit ahead.
You have no idea how happy that makes me. It's always a niggling doubt in the back of my noggin, wondering whether people are just breezing through my writing just to get to the smut. I'm glad my prose is entertaining to you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:24:48 2016 No.15863851 >>15863806 >Off topic conversation about stuff like this, and weird philoposphical tangents is par for the course. Oh yeah, the 'trying to emulate serious discussion' times. Of course I know of that. >high and mighty Doesn't even take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:28:05 2016 No.15863863 >>15863851 >Emulate Yes, Anon, we all invent carefully constructed fake conversations just for the fun of it. Seriously, are you an alien, or just not of sound mind?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:29:10 2016 No.15863867 I desire a strongfat Anubis that makes me do a lot of manual labor stepping in only when I get too tired or something is too heavy/awkward to do it on my own

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:29:16 2016 No.15863869 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Greetings fellow heterosexual human male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863863 I think it might be one of THEM alright. Let's take off its pants just to be safe, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:31:47 2016 No.15863876 >>15863869 It's hard to take them seriously when they're doing that whole "posting standards" junk. "Stop trying to have these serious discussions, you're all dumb and not good at it!" It's pretty laughable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:34:39 2016 No.15863881 >>15863867 >strongfat Anubis That whole thing sounds more suitable for a P'Orc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:35:18 2016 No.15863885 >>15863867 But that's bad for your health! What is she goinna do when you collapse from working too hard? Step on your unconscious body demanding you get up while also crying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:36:09 2016 No.15863890 >>15863881 Maybe but that doesn't make me want it any less. I was figuring she's an old soldier moved to an administrative role and enjoys the perks too much

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:37:38 2016 No.15863895 >>15863885 Haul made up over her shoulder and take me to a medical tent to relax, grumbling to herself about how she probably pushed me too hard

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:38:23 2016 No.15863897

>>15863844
It shows, there is a level of detail that just screams "pls read me too anon!". Besides smut is cool, but at the end of the day I'd say most anons are happy to lose themselves reading adventures, so story & smut combined is god-tier.

Trust me and the less talkative anons, you are doing good mate.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:50:52 2016 No.15863921

>>15863867
I'd rather a strongslim anubis. A hyperathletic, gymnastic one who can do stuff like a standing split, and arch her back like this:
http://previews.123rf.com/images/bezikus/bezikus1507/bezikus150700082/42710426-Flexible-gymnast-doing-exercise-bending-back-at-the-bridge--Stock-Photo.jpg

Not to mention her perfectly toned body, from her powerful calves and elegant thighs, to her defined abs and gracefully strong arms. I'd want to see her wear some sleek, tight rubber bodysuit just to see the impression of her muscles below it all. Or maybe post-workout, her sweat making her brown skin look like she's some bronze, lacquered statue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:53:23 2016 No.15863934 >>15862447 Nice insecurity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 09:59:00 2016 No.15863945 >>15863921 That is good too, I just want mine with a bit extra padding

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:04:57 2016 No.15863955 >>15863945 Fair enough, I can understand that. Personally, I'd reserve the padding for a less athletic anubis. A pampered princess anubis, or soft lolinubis, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:10:59 2016 No.15863972 >>15863955 Those are fine too but I want some chocolate with this peanut butter, an old warrior anubutt whose not afraid to remind me that there's muscle beneath her pudge

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:14:32 2016 No.15863976 >>15863972 Like an anubis who isn't afraid to remind you that she's still a type of wolfgirl. Yeah, sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:19:50 2016 No.15863985 >>15863976 Yep, an Anubis who isn't afraid to show you that she's more than a bookworm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:26:16 2016 No.15864001 >>15863972 What made your Anubis become chubby?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:28:17 2016 No.15864006 So if dicking the daughteru is bad is diddling the daughtreru fine? There doesn't need to be any dick involved with diddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:31:35 2016 No.15864017 >>15864001 A promotion that got her from the frontline to the palace. The switch into the office came with better/more rations without the increase in exercise. She plays it off well but wearing her old clothes just makes it all the more apparent

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:32:12 2016 No.15864018 >>15864006 Go ahead and do whatever you want with your younger wife, Anon. She is yours after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:32:53 2016 No.15864019 >>15864006 Come back when they cure your retardation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:33:09 2016 No.15864020 File: 128 KB, 445x450, Sphinx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864006 Hey diddle-diddle, time for a riddle! What's black and blue and red all over?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:34:33 2016 No.15864022 >>15864020 A pokemon? I'm sure there is one like that somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:35:18 2016 No.15864023 >>15864020 A Will-o-Wisp wearing a red latex catsuit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:35:55 2016 No.15864024 >>15864020 Someone who just had an unfortunate run-in with the local mob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:37:11 2016 No.15864028 >>15864020 The husband of an ogre

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:38:58 2016 No.15864032 >>15864028 Ding-ding-ding!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:41:53 2016 No.15864039 >>15864032 Cool! This means I get to bang the kitty right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:43:53 2016 No.15864042 >>15864020 The proper answer is "a bruised apple", right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:46:10 2016 No.15864044 >>15863955 I'd take the chubby, Lolinubis if she was haughty

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:48:20 2016 No.15864049 >>15864039 That's the deal. Remember to bite her neck if she gets rowdy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:50:16 2016 No.15864052 >>15864049 Gonna fill her with kittens! Gonna fill her with so many that even a large mouse will think I went too far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:53:05 2016 No.15864059 >>15864052 How will you care for so many desert kitty daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:55:57 2016 No.15864066 I'm gonna feed my Wurm waifu lots and lots of mino milk so she becomes big and strong! I'm gonna do the same thing for our daughter!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:58:20 2016 No.15864072 >>15864066 And then the Dire Wurm infestation began.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:58:35 2016 No.15864074 >>15864059 By spending lots of time with them. May also need to briefly become an adventurer for the gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 10:59:37 2016 No.15864077 >>15864066 How much muscle is too much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:04:55 2016 No.15864086 >>15862893 Is there a png of that yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:05:47 2016 No.15864088 >>15864006 Diddle the waifu then dick her. Make another daughteru

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:06:21 2016 No.15864090 >>15863005 A latchkey richkid shota and his clingy thicc Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:08:34 2016 No.15864092 >>15863161 That's a lotta milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:09:13 2016 No.15864095 >>15864088 What if there is no waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:12:51 2016 No.15864104 >>15864095 Then diddle the daughterfu and then dick her. Make another daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:14:03 2016 No.15864110 >>15864104 >Make another daughteru. Why must there always be another daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:14:30 2016 No.15864111 >>15864077 I dunno, I haven't found too much muscle yet. >>15864072 All according to plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:14:59 2016 No.15864113 >>15863501 >you will never plant your face into that expanse of ozone scented cleavage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:16:31 2016 No.15864116 >>15864110 What are you gonna do, not cum inside?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:17:30 2016 No.15864121 >>15864116 Yes, but that doesn't mean there needs to be another daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:21:51 2016 No.15864129 >>15864121 >Making your waifu have an abortion

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:23:39 2016 No.15864133 >>15864129 He could just cum inside and make the daughteru lick her clean.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:24:59 2016 No.15864137
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>>15864110
>Are you saying that you don't want another daughteru, anon?
>Don't you think our only child is going to get lonely?
>"Don't have the time?" What do you mean? You should always have time for me-I mean your family.
>Just take a day off and spend some quality time at home, Anon.

Do you think a monstergirl-controlled government would give biased child support in favor of monstergirl families?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:26:03 2016 No.15864140 >>15864133 No, in this scenario the daughteru is the waifu. Unless she is highly flexible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:26:50 2016 No.15864146 >>15864113 I want an Alice with a chest like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:28:20 2016 No.15864150 >>15864140 Then get a beelzebub to do the work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:31:15 2016 No.15864156 >>15864150 >Implying your wife would let some random whorefly lick your precious seed out of her own womanhood What is even going through your head right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:33:59 2016 No.15864163 >not using monstergirl birth control

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:34:12 2016 No.15864164 File: 816 KB, 1000x724, 1457503063893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Caw-caw motherfucker!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:35:21 2016 No.15864168 >>15864156 Well, daughteru dicking is trash, so I thought a beelzebub would fit in nicely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:37:01 2016 No.15864173 >>15864164 Did she just break the sleeves of her suit with her wings?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:37:13 2016 No.15864174 >>15864168 Point taken

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:38:01 2016 No.15864178 >>15864168 Look at you with these hot opinions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:54:41 2016 No.15864219 What about doing cute things with daughterus? We talk about lewding them too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:56:27 2016 No.15864225 File: 213 KB, 1000x1000, 1446750082413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864219 Papa!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 11:59:21 2016 No.15864232 >>15864225 >just hatched >already knows how to ask for upsies They grow up so fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:01:06 2016 No.15864233 >>15864232 They have, it's a vicious world full of bitches and whores.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:01:08 2016 No.15864234 >>15864232 All daughterus instinktively know how to ask for upsies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:02:29 2016 No.15864236 File: 456 KB, 640x480, スクリーンショット 2016-09-21 00.00.19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna be sucked whole time by her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:05:05 2016 No.15864241 File: 200 KB, 800x996, 1455695141603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pomf >My word! Whatever do you intend to do with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:13:34 2016 No.15864256 >you will never use your fingers to deepthroat train your waifu >you will never fondle her uvula feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:17:05 2016 No.15864265 >>15864256 >Monstergrill needing training to deepthroat a dick lol k

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:18:25 2016 No.15864268 >>15864265 I don't know anon, maybe he's a quicksilver and his waifu is like 5 or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:19:46 2016 No.15864272 >>15864241 Cuddling would be nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:20:13 2016 No.15864273 >>15864268 It's likely. If you need to train a monstergirl in any kind of sex act then they can't be sexually mature yet. And since that happens so early, 5 is probably on the mark.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:21:55 2016 No.15864277 >>15864273 >If you need to train a monstergirl in any kind of sex act then they can't be sexually mature yet. I don't agree with this, it's my fetish to teach an innocent CC monstergirl all about sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:23:47 2016 No.15864282 >>15864277 It's in their blood dude. You may give the initial push to your innocent CC, but once the ball gets rolling her body will begin to act naturally and masterfully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:27:52 2016 No.15864291 >>15864282 Maybe for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:33:09 2016 No.15864307 >>15864291 >I want a monstergirl who doesn't know what to do with a dick Right and I want a waifuable human girl. Protip, neither of these will happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:34:54 2016 No.15864313 >>15864307 >>I want a monstergirl who doesn't know what to do with a dick maybe she does know what to do with it, she's just to innocent and embarrassed about it that she spills her spaghetti. Maybe she has a complex or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:36:24 2016 No.15864319 >>15864313 You're going more mentally screwy than you are natural inclinations or lack there of. That's a pretty individual case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:36:42 2016 No.15864320 >>15864219 You want cute? Then how about my daughteru learning how to fly with my waifu while I cheer them on? That's pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:41:14 2016 No.15864327 >>15864277 All monsters know how to handle a dick and do lewd things. The ones that act like they don't just do that because they know it's a fetish they can use to lure in men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:42:41 2016 No.15864335 File: 66 KB, 800x800, 1252586356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864219

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:48:10 2016 No.15864351 >>15864225 >You'll never hold your newly hatched daughter in your arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:49:34 2016 No.15864354 >>15864335 Well done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:56:17 2016 No.15864365 >>15864335 How big are those glasses?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 12:58:06 2016 No.15864371 >>15864365 How small are those monoeyes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:01:38 2016 No.15864381 >>15864042 I always thought the proper answer was "a book", since the variant "What's black and white and red all over?" is "a newspaper".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:03:30 2016 No.15864388 If you want an innocent monster girl who doesn't know anything about sex just get an Alice, although if you go too far her trigger will go off and she will become gigalewd for the entire session

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:03:59 2016 No.15864390 >>15864381 >newspaper Goddamn commies, trying to get at people through words. Don't need to read in 'murrica though, no sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:09:30 2016 No.15864410 >>15864241 I'd like to hold hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:15:03 2016 No.15864429 Should tomboy monster girls have large breasts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:15:13 2016 No.15864430 elves count right? https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:15:55 2016 No.15864433 >>15864429 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:16:57 2016 No.15864435 >>15864433 That was a rhetorical question. They should.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:17:31 2016 No.15864437 >>15864435 No, tomboys should be about the ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:20:15 2016 No.15864440 Butts are way overrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:22:03 2016 No.15864442 File: 1.15 MB, 4855x3931, 1411111661837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864440 BOOBS ARE NOTHING BUT FAKE ASSES!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:23:18 2016 No.15864444 >>15864442 Butts serve no reproductive purposes, boobs are for feeding daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:24:14 2016 No.15864448 File: 116 KB, 890x1280, 1398527390873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864444 >four fours Haha! You're going to die! I win!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:26:56 2016 No.15864453 >>15864429 They should have average sized ones.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:27:04 2016 No.15864454
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>>15864429
Of course.
>no 7ft. tall muscular delinquent Hellhound with massive sarashi bound tits
>no super busty Lizardman that has trouble keeping her breasts stable in her body armor

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:32:32 2016 No.15864465 >>15864437 They should have both. >>15864453 Wrong! >>15864454 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:32:52 2016 No.15864466 >>15864430 >elves >draw dirty nuki instead as expected of the monster girl jews

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:37:40 2016 No.15864482 >>15864465 Tomboys should have huge asses and tits, long hair and feminine curves!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:40:21 2016 No.15864486 >>15864482 I wholeheartedly agree with this, but is she truly a tomboy if she keeps her hair long? Isn't that one of the most feminine trait?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:46:10 2016 No.15864500 >>15864486 I forgot to mention that it is messy. It shows that she is wild.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:47:24 2016 No.15864502 >>15864429 Why the fuck is this even a question? Of course they should, it adds to the appeal!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:52:51 2016 No.15864524 What would a Raiju onee-san be like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:54:21 2016 No.15864529 >>15864502 Should they be overly affectionate too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:56:26 2016 No.15864539 >>15864524 zappy.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:57:08 2016 No.15864541

>>15864044
She's very confident and eloquent, but despite her exemplary education, is very naive when it comes to being out in the world.
Even if she might talk big and act like royalty, she might very easily be taken advantage of, which is why you'll need to be a guardian to her. Though she'll claim that you're just her dedicated princess carrier and masseur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 13:58:17 2016 No.15864544 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, Zappy-sama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864539 Heard you talking shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:05:05 2016 No.15864557 >>15864524 >>15863501

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:05:50 2016 No.15864559 >>15864544 I want to play with that thing on the back of her head. I also want to give her a deep french kiss while she sends eletricity through my body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:09:23 2016 No.15864571 >>15864524 Masturbatorial.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:21:09 2016 No.15864607 >>15864524 Intense, I wouldn't be shocked if they were the type to weasel their way into your bedroom in the dead of night to discharge your electrode, if you know what I mean

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:26:04 2016 No.15864626

>>15864524
She'd be extremely messy, lazy and selfish

You'd come home to her naked in the coach, a pizza half eaten on the table, a half dozen vibrators on the ground, a puddle of her juices leaking from the couch and some obnoxiously loud porn videos playing on the TV

She'd also have absolutely no regards for your and her intimacy, although if she saw you getting a boner while staring at her she would take it as you giving consent

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:26:50 2016 No.15864629 >>15864607 I can't handle all those puns

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:34:40 2016 No.15864656 >>15864626 >naked in the coach What a mistake, I meant "on the couch" I also forgot to add that she wouldn't enter any relationship because she'd hope for the day where you'd admit your love for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:37:59 2016 No.15864668 Watched a documentary on rats recently, got me thinking. >you will never have a harem of British terrier wolfus to root out the mouse girls on your farm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:42:51 2016 No.15864686 File: 233 KB, 519x900, 134578543453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, do it for 'Mastah'!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:44:47 2016 No.15864692 Even though Raiju is a weasel. Is she still wan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 14:46:11 2016 No.15864695 >>15864692 Nah, weasels squeak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On_lQ5k8eO8

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:08:01 2016 No.15864770 >>15864695 They also stink, like ferrets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:11:24 2016 No.15864784 >>15864692 She's an honorary wan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:14:09 2016 No.15864798 File: 602 KB, 2000x2500, 1471590594915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Gremlins based off of cats or dogs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:16:10 2016 No.15864811 >>15864798 Rats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:19:24 2016 No.15864819 >>15864798 KC's? Fuck knows, he gave them the most generic anime animal ears, and god knows their profile doesn't include any useful physiological information.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:22:25 2016 No.15864834 File: 535 KB, 1801x998, 1473131990915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864819 >Complaining about generic anime animal ears on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:23:58 2016 No.15864841 >>15864834 >excusing mediocrity because /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:26:16 2016 No.15864857 >>15864841 Now you sound pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:29:08 2016 No.15864869 >>15864834 What does the board we're on have to do with an objectively poor design choice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:29:09 2016 No.15864870 >>15864857 I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:30:32 2016 No.15864875 >>15864869 Nothing, you're just pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:31:21 2016 No.15864881 >>15864875 In what way? Also, good job calling two seperate people it, just because they raise a point you don't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:31:39 2016 No.15864883 >>15864857 What is deflecting, for 200.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:32:05 2016 No.15864887 >>15864869 Because simple ears aren't a bad design choice at all?

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:34:37 2016 No.15864896

>>15864887
They're not awful, but they're not good in any way whatsover by themselves. They're boring and unimaginative, and when you look at that compared to all the other monstergirls, you realise that KC just got really lazy making her, because it doesn't stand out at all. The most generic thing in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:34:59 2016 No.15864897 >>15864887 Sure, there's nothing at all wrong with just copy-pasting features from design to design. Why bother showing creative talent when you can just put in minimal effort and have shills praise your work as the hand of god?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:35:45 2016 No.15864899 God fucking damn it can we go a day without this kind of shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:37:19 2016 No.15864911 >>15864899 This moron started shit, I'm just enjoying the roast. >>15864834 >>15864857

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:37:31 2016 No.15864915 >>15864897 >Why bother showing creative talent when you can just put in minimal effort and have shills praise your work as the hand of god? Why waste your time complaining about a single design from the MGE that doesn't fit your tastes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:38:38 2016 No.15864919 File: 1.98 MB, 2800x1977, Tanuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864430 fuck it, tanukis instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:38:40 2016 No.15864920 >>15864915 What is constructive criticism, for 400.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:39:08 2016 No.15864923 >>15864915 Because 4chan is the place where people complain about things. You seem really upset that people could have the gall to be critical of a poor design choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:39:58 2016 No.15864925 File: 2.07 MB, 2800x1977, Tanuki 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864919

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:40:24 2016 No.15864926 >>15864920 KC isn't going to see it any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:41:30 2016 No.15864929 >>15864919 Those damn Tanukis think they are the rulers of the world. I'll show them my dragon waifu and let's see who stands on the top.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:42:13 2016 No.15864933 File: 775 KB, 2800x1977, Tanuki 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864919 idk

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:42:24 2016 No.15864934 >>15864919 What a jerknuki

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:42:52 2016 No.15864936
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Hello anon, I want to play a game...match the music with a monster girl that fits it best.

The one with the best choice gets the honor of not being raped to death like all the failures will.

You have 1 hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkBQOvDLeg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:44:16 2016 No.15864946 >>15864936 >raped to death Absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:46:12 2016 No.15864956 >>15864919 >rape option selected I demand a follow up, my dick needs tanukis being taught a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:47:27 2016 No.15864963 >>15864936 Sounds like boss music for a battle against a Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:47:57 2016 No.15864965 >>15864956 30 dollar dlc

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:48:30 2016 No.15864969 >>15864936 This is stupid This game is stupid You're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:48:35 2016 No.15864970 File: 69 KB, 800x450, 1474400915446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864946 Something wrong buttercup? Sounds like you're too scared to put your money where your mouth is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:49:40 2016 No.15864974 >>15864970 Frank would never take a picture of something so disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:50:11 2016 No.15864975 >>15864936 After watching the saw movies. I really wouldn't want to fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:51:29 2016 No.15864985 >>15864970 I have no desire to harm or be harmed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:54:19 2016 No.15865001 >>15864985 But then you wouldn't be participating in the game. You're participating in the game, so obviously you have that desire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:54:29 2016 No.15865003 File: 1.25 MB, 3264x1836, 0920161248a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't really know what I was going for here, but Mummy Maid...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:56:46 2016 No.15865013 >>15864985 Then don't play the game. I mean sure, the other anons will always be talking behind your back about how you backed out like a pansy. But I'm sure you live with stuff like that all the time right? At least you'll guarantee being alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:57:11 2016 No.15865016 >>15865003 >Don't fuck a catgirl during the daytime otherwise you'll die and be stuck on Charon's boat until the end of time What does it mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 15:58:19 2016 No.15865023 >>15865003 What crimes against the Pharaoh must be committed to be condemned the the Khepri pit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:00:36 2016 No.15865034 >>15865023 Say you're not in the mood for sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:01:38 2016 No.15865039 File: 1.27 MB, 3264x1836, 0920161248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865003 And Plain Doll too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:01:43 2016 No.15865041 File: 478 KB, 1816x1684, 1469131607961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865003 I'm calling that number. Not for the stinky Pharaoh though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:03:22 2016 No.15865049 >>15865016 You'll face a fate worse than death with no escape if you fuck a catgirl with the lights on. >>15865023 Not returning her call or forgetting to grab her some sherbert.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:04:07 2016 No.15865052 >>15865034 So would she join the Khepris in raping me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:04:38 2016 No.15865056 >>15865041 I want to fuck the smug out of that Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:05:12 2016 No.15865059 >>15865003 Ophy is pretty rude. Someone should teach her to not scribble in the walls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:05:25 2016 No.15865060 >>15864936 >Shog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbgKbBqE-NU

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:05:52 2016 No.15865061 >>15865003 Does that cutie have a name? I want to grab her by surprise while she is cleaning and rub her sides and stomach until she is an ahegaoing mess >>15865039 Best girl, I like the way you did her eyes although the dress lacks details

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:09:52 2016 No.15865076 >>15865041 Cute little Khepris.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:13:28 2016 No.15865086 >>15865060 Why? Is it because she's always watching and standing by your side?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:15:06 2016 No.15865091 >>15865056 Keep in mind you'd have to fuck the smug out of at least four other Khepris too. They're kind of a package deal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:16:53 2016 No.15865099 Why are shogs always so smug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:17:45 2016 No.15865101 >>15865091 How many times do I have to make a monster girl orgasm to make her stop being smug and start going crazy? Does it depends on the species or is it an universal unit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:18:24 2016 No.15865105 >>15865086 Yes. Always. Always watching. Always waiting. Always lingering. Possibly even schlicking when nobody's looking. That ever looming presence with just a twinge of instability

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:19:40 2016 No.15865108 Funny thing I noticed. Around this time of the day there is at least 2 or 3 shogfags that pop up. Hello there friends. How is your Shoggoth wife doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:19:59 2016 No.15865109 >>15865101 Depends on the monstergirl. It also doesn't help that making you cum makes them smugger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:21:07 2016 No.15865112 >>15865099 Wouldn't you be if you could do everything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:22:24 2016 No.15865117 >>15865112 You have a point

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:23:10 2016 No.15865118 File: 376 KB, 1221x1667, 1470876663931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865108 I just want her to be real fampaitachi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:24:03 2016 No.15865120 >>15865108 She's becoming very yandere recently. What do I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:25:11 2016 No.15865124 >>15865118 THICC Shog

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:27:07 2016 No.15865131 >>15865124 If only there were more.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:27:24 2016 No.15865133

>>15865118
Shoggoths would probably be awesome for fearboners.
Just imagine an amorphous mass of slime and eyes chasing you into your bedroom, slowly oozing up to you as you scramble onto your bed and then forming into a girl with your favorite body type before kissing you and raping you senseless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:27:42 2016 No.15865135 >>15865061 Her name is Anu. Her name is retarded as fuck to me, but she has no brain so it fits. The dress would require a good amount of proper detail, so I just did something simple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:27:51 2016 No.15865136 >>15865118 I want my wife to be real too, Anon. Keep believing and at least you'll see her in your dreams. >>15865120 Just stay close to her at all times, never get out of her sight and pretend to be disgusted when you see other girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:28:09 2016 No.15865140 >>15865108 I think there's always shogfags around. Just like how there's no set time for anubisfags to appear. We're always about, watching and waiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:29:04 2016 No.15865146 >>15865133 Now I think about it. That's sounds really scary. I think I'd probably be too scared to have sex even if she formed into a girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:30:23 2016 No.15865150 >>15865146 So then you pass out and wake up to a sexy maid stroking your hair. And then she rapes you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:31:33 2016 No.15865152 File: 127 KB, 1200x873, 33096ab4c5173d41d26878fabe016b860e8b5f1cd1243c5759b11b158ef7a4e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it time to talk about chocolate flavored MGs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:32:30 2016 No.15865156 >>15865140 There's also Anubisfucker, who is the Omega Metroid of Anubisfags and spends more on comms in a months than most do in a year. Shogfags probably have someone similar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:33:32 2016 No.15865157 >>15865152 Thic ganguro sluts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:35:22 2016 No.15865162 File: 590 KB, 1200x1300, 1470704404298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865108 >not loving best miedo >2016

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:35:24 2016 No.15865163 >>15865108 I think she's starting to worry or feel lonely. I've woken up to her coiled around me in her sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:35:40 2016 No.15865165 >>15861211 Late reply, but the idea of being melted and shot it space is a scary one. Oh, and nice robots too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:36:48 2016 No.15865168 >>15865152 I like fat butts and tits, but I hate artists that draw them to look like silicone sacks.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:38:01 2016 No.15865172 [SPOILER]

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>>15864963
Congratulations, you win by default since nobody but you played.

Which makes you both not a coward and a winner! You even get this bonus prize. Well done anon, well done.

>>15864946
>>15864969
>>15864975
>>15865060
Rest of you idiots get in the cellar. Who knows maybe you can all band together to get raped even faster to death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:38:37 2016 No.15865174 >>15864936 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5xZbJDZZo4 Fuck yeah music inserts. Cursed sword here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:39:30 2016 No.15865177 >>15865172 No thanks, I'd rather just go home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:41:04 2016 No.15865184 >>15865172 >posts link >accused of not playing Not to be a sore loser or anything. Though funny, being sent to the cellar considering the link that got posted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:41:32 2016 No.15865186 >>15865172 Can't I just have the cute wolfu? Please? I don't want to be raped in a cellar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:42:22 2016 No.15865189 >>15865152 Are they going to try and take my lunch money?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:42:45 2016 No.15865190 >diet: Human men's semen, saliva, sweat, etc What is wrong with shogfags?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:44:40 2016 No.15865195 >>15865190 Not like she's getting off to cleaning the toilet like the tongue girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:46:32 2016 No.15865201 >>15865190 What's so out of the ordinary about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:46:45 2016 No.15865202 File: 197 KB, 454x750, 1468577544261-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864936 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AszabgCs6d8 >you will never meet your waifu in the pit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:47:16 2016 No.15865205 >>15865190 To be fair, it's your typical slime diet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:48:51 2016 No.15865209 >>15865201 It's weird imagining a Shog licking up sweat off of a Shog fag as she cleans him. It's also very disturbing imagining a Shog sucking saliva out of your mouth when she kisses you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:48:57 2016 No.15865210 >>15865189 Only if you can't give them something with a little more 'substance'. >>15865157 What MG would embrace the ganguro lifestyle? My vote would be either a Succubus or Demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:49:19 2016 No.15865213 >>15865156 I know. His dedication is a shining beacon we should all aspire to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:50:20 2016 No.15865218 >>15865184 You mess up posting that, or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:51:11 2016 No.15865223 >>15865210 Werecat or Holst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:52:12 2016 No.15865226 >>15865209 You say disturbing, I say arousing. Just imagine her tongue practically molesting your tongue during a kiss. She'd probably get really into kissing come to think of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:52:29 2016 No.15865228 File: 502 KB, 1450x1508, raij.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] zapmofu is cute c u t e

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:52:33 2016 No.15865229 >>15865213 Yes, because using money up on artwork or 3d printer crap is something to aspire to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:54:11 2016 No.15865240 >>15865218 Nah. Just realized I was an idiot and misread the original post. Read it as 'post a girl and music that fits her'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:54:45 2016 No.15865242 >>15865229 Wait, he got a 3D printed Anubis? Hot damn, when did that happen? Living the dream. You sound like you're being sarcastic, and are irked about people spending money on things they want. I hope I'm just misintepreting your post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:56:09 2016 No.15865251 >>15865226 You'd leave spit on any eating utensils you use too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:56:39 2016 No.15865253 >>15865229 >>15865242 3D Printer...? Wait, are you guys talking about that little clay figure I had made, or something else? Since, y'know, Gazerfag got one too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:57:38 2016 No.15865259 >>15865242 You're right about the latter. If Anubis fucker actually got a 3d printer I would smack him upside the head with my boot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:57:39 2016 No.15865260 >>15865228 Glad to se Sub is still drawing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:58:21 2016 No.15865264 >>15865223 >Gyaru Holst Sweet Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:58:38 2016 No.15865265 >>15865253 Clay figure? Show it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:58:42 2016 No.15865266 >>15865251 Well let's be fair here, any utensils you own while living with a Shoggoth are very likely part of the Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:59:17 2016 No.15865269 >>15865253 Oh, I guess he means the one you got by Bupti. I genuinely thought I'd missed out on you announcing that you got a 3d printed anubis model. >>15865259 I would ask to borrow the printer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:59:41 2016 No.15865273 >>15865264 How now brown cow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:01:57 2016 No.15865281 >>15865266 Exactly. They'd enjoy it while returning the tools to their body. It's probably like nice snack to them. Also, a Shog means you don't need to buy or need actual dishes ever again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:02:10 2016 No.15865283 >>15865273 Time to touch the brown cow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:03:50 2016 No.15865290 File: 183 KB, 800x719, 1446606260675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865228 No arguments here.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:03:50 2016 No.15865291
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>>15865259
Well, it's not like I'm one to control my spending.
Granted I have no clue where I'd put such a thing.

>>15865269
If I did somehow buy such an outrageous thing, I'd try and get my hands on the digital file for that one gorgeous Anubis figure from way back in 2012. How I would paint such a thing would be a question for later.

>>15865265
Sure.
Suffered a bit of damage in-transit. Lost the dishes for her scales, and a claw. The staff itself actually broke in half, and the sword on her hip fell off, but I was able to fix those with some super glue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:08:20 2016 No.15865312 >>15865291 That face is offputting.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:09:15 2016 No.15865316

>>15865291
As of right now, that figure is still the holy grail of monstergirl figures.
>How I would paint such a thing would be a question for later.
Practice on random little models first so you don't end up spending too much. Then, when you get around to painting the figure, do it like a machine. Every stroke with deliberate care and precision.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:11:07 2016 No.15865325 >>15865316 Thin your paints too. THIN. YOUR. PAINTS. Anyway, any ideas for a doodle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:13:56 2016 No.15865342 >>15865325 A gargoyle flirting with Michelangelo's David.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:16:08 2016 No.15865352 >>15865342 The one with a missing dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:17:43 2016 No.15865361 >>15865352 She's the reason it's missing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:18:04 2016 No.15865364 File: 2.20 MB, 1800x2300, burgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Wendigos enjoy burgers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:21:37 2016 No.15865380 >>15865361 No, the Mail Harpy is. >>15865364 They enjoy all kinds of meat. BBQ is their favorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:26:35 2016 No.15865398 >>15865380 If you give the mail harpy a facial, are you shooting the messenger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:27:01 2016 No.15865400 >>15865209 Cute Shog with a tube tongue sucking your saliva!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:28:59 2016 No.15865411 >>15865398 Charon I will buttfuck your soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:30:32 2016 No.15865417 >>15865364 ... of course deutschland would have a decent burger game. Fuck, I'm hungry now. Most popular restaurants in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:32:05 2016 No.15865422 >>15865364 Now I'm hungry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:32:11 2016 No.15865423 >>15865417 Butler Cafes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:34:11 2016 No.15865432 >>15865364 Two of those aren't even burgers, they're kebabs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:36:08 2016 No.15865441 >>15865417 Piestrong's, Dragon Pizza, Inferno, The Snake Pit, the list goes on. There's all sorts of restaurants in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:38:08 2016 No.15865450 >>15865441 City Cok is best Chinese restaurant

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:40:42 2016 No.15865459 >>15865417 Probably butler cafes but with themes so certain monstergirls feel comfier.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:41:11 2016 No.15865464
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>>15863331
>>15863294
>Try to court DOOMLady
>You get her rabbits, you get her shotguns, you get her under the stars but she just mutely stares at you
>Red haze takes over your vision
>Break out a certain hockey-esque mask and decide to pull this off the one way you know how
>Through RIP AND TEAR
>The mask keeps goading you on to make stupider decisions since "You gotta go big or go home"
>But all you can hear is BERSERKERRRR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEING OF MAKING FUCK WITH BERRRSERRRKER
>Middle of the fucking night
>DOOMLady's finishing her third set of 200kg+ bench presses
>You're dripping with ichor and for the most part stark fucking naked, a mountain that walks
>She looks you up and down, noticing the scars, taking note of the pillar of flesh dangling like a third arm between your legs
>But most of all, the fact that you have no less than three Imp corpses strewn about you like sacks of potatoes
>Their skulls and necks broken
>Walks up to you, leans in close and whispers
"My quarters. Five minutes. No showering."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:42:38 2016 No.15865470 >>15865441 I hear Piestrong's has not been been doing so well after that smear campaign by a bunch of Tannuki.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:46:44 2016 No.15865487

>>15865470
It bounced back after it leaked that that Tanuki had taken a bribe from Sabbath Pizza to smear Piestrong's.
Helps that the chef's built as fuck and cooks without a shirt.
On the note of Sabbath Pizza good god is that place bad. If it's not undercooked it's burnt, and they cross contaminate their ingredients all the time.
And then they have the nerve to try and act like their incompetence is part of their "cutesy little sister charm" before charging you twice as much as Piestrong's or other places on par with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:48:04 2016 No.15865493 >>15865464 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:48:13 2016 No.15865494 File: 73 KB, 550x328, spicy burger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865364 Swing by and try The Hellhound tabasco and jalapeno burger, 2 out of 3 winter MGs approve

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:48:27 2016 No.15865496 >>15864692 Other fictions have her as Wans, so she's a wan to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:52:43 2016 No.15865517 >>15865487 God, I hate Sabbath pizza. At least when Mantis pizza burns their pies they appologize and cut the price while giving you free drinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:53:58 2016 No.15865522 >>15865441 Does dragon pizzaria offer dragon pizza? As in a dragon on a box for me to "eat".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:54:59 2016 No.15865527 >>15865487 I'm sorry, but no little sister of mine disrespects the art as such. I don't care if the manager is a bapho general, i will eat my piestrong in her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:56:13 2016 No.15865538 >>15865517 I want to eat at Mantis pizza, that sounds like a very relaxing place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:57:38 2016 No.15865546 >>15865522 No. You can request stuff drawn under the top of the box, but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 17:58:11 2016 No.15865549 >>15865494 Hellburger sounds like a pretty apt title

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:00:13 2016 No.15865558 >>15865538 They will often burn their pies due to insisting on pulling them out the oven with their blades and taking too long. It's not too bad even when burnt, though. If that one with the large braid is there you'll get a non burnt pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:00:16 2016 No.15865560 >>15865487 I agree with you. Sabbath is full of bad food and annoying old hags pretending to be little girls. Other one that's a dangerous choice is Wonder pizzaria. The flavor is always random with the chance of Cheshire ass.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:00:21 2016 No.15865561

>>15865517
>>15865538
Mantis Pizza may not have the best pizza, but it's not bad and the atmosphere is fucking incredible. And their breadsticks are fucking godlike.

>>15865522
No, but there is a very high hiring rate for their delivery girls since they tend to end up dating repeat customers.

>>15865527
Do it man, she'll get so mad you'd think she was about to explode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:04:37 2016 No.15865576 >>15865494 that poor yeti

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:05:38 2016 No.15865581 >>15865576 The yeti looks fine with it. It's the wendigo who's tweaking out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:05:42 2016 No.15865582 >>15865546 Then I'm going to request a dragon to draw her number on the box. >>15865561 I'm going to waste all my salary on pizzas just to see the delivery girl then. I'll even donate some back to the pizzaria.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:06:34 2016 No.15865586 >>15865581 Wendigos only understand anime meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:07:09 2016 No.15865590 >>15865558 >>15865561 Does Mantis pizza offer complementary blowjobs if they burn a pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:08:04 2016 No.15865594 >>15865586 Wendigos understand meat of all sorts just fine, it's just they're unused to different ways of preparing it. Poor girl got blindsided by Capsaicin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:09:06 2016 No.15865602 >>15865590 No, they cut the price and give you free drinks. Weren't you paying attention?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:09:13 2016 No.15865603 >>15865586 >Put a hamburger before a wendigo >She freezes and stares at it, lightly shaking until smoke pours from her ears due to an inability to comprehend such a thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:10:32 2016 No.15865611 >>15865494 >The Hellhound >just a burger with tabasco and jalapenos >not a Four Horseman burger under a different name that is some literally weak sauce and now i'm remembering the pain inflicted on me by that very burger

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:10:33 2016 No.15865612 >>15865603 Just imagine her taking a bite and having a starchild moment. In that moment her eyes are opened to the infinite potential of meat. Then she goes on to make millions as a food critic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:10:57 2016 No.15865615 >>15865581 but the yeti's eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:12:30 2016 No.15865622 >>15865611 The only burger worthy of the title "Hellhound" would be the one that gives and actual Hellhound enough pain to make her run for the milk and sugar. How do we make the Hellhound Cry with sheer spiciness alone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:13:04 2016 No.15865624 >>15865615 The burger is so good she's have a crisis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:13:09 2016 No.15865625 >>15865612 Wendigos a cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:15:46 2016 No.15865639 >>15865622 Cover a condom with infernal spice, habaneros and those insane lava juices. Jam it in and kill your hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:19:36 2016 No.15865652 >>15865639 >turns out she loves it >but not the "condom" part >now she's trying to get you to put all that on your bare dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:20:05 2016 No.15865653 >>15865639 That's not a burger anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:20:05 2016 No.15865654 Remember to never eat at Undead Dishes. They only use stale ingredients and you might die because of the weird spices they use.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:20:19 2016 No.15865658

>>15865494
As a fan of spicy food. that seems a little weak for a hellwan's name to be stuck to it. >>15865611 has it right, now. If it doesn't risk lasting bodily damage, it's just too mild.

>>15865622
We need to breed up new spices, redesign the meaning of hot from the ground up. Likely through the use of demon energy, a particularly masochistic alarune, and Imp magic from a malicious prankster who has waited too long to burn out her fire-type friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:22:21 2016 No.15865670 >>15865653 It's a hot dog

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:24:46 2016 No.15865686 >>15865652 Oh god the poor peepee. >She does the same in her vagina and rapes you Hellhound, look. You know I love your musky scent and the taste of your sweat, but please don't kill me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:25:15 2016 No.15865687 >>15865654 I don't want to get food poisoning when I attend an Undead cookout, leaving me sick and vomiting all over the place. That does not seem like a good way to get a nice Ghoul waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:26:34 2016 No.15865693 >>15865686 Time to invest in some Temporary Spice Immunity potions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:28:50 2016 No.15865702 >>15865654 ... are you stupid? That's prejudice! A Wight would never do that to her guests, and a lich knows the value of good ingredients. Don't post slander like that on a Chinese cartoon interweb ever again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:30:18 2016 No.15865706 >>15865702 >Implying a Wight wouldn't pull some chicanery like giving you Firewater knowing she can't really taste it >Only to steal your lips

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:31:49 2016 No.15865715 >>15865702 It's dead food for dead people! If you are healthy the food from that place is not for you. Actually, you're a wisp aren't you? I won't be fooled by your tricks and kill myself with your food.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:38:56 2016 No.15865739

>>15865706
What do you take her for, an Oni that can't get laid without a few bottles of sake in her poor victim? Don't question the dignity of an elephant lady like that. The mushroom / truffle pate might have a bit of lamentation in it, but so what?

>>15865715
> anon doesn't want to try food from another culture just because it might be 'unfit for consumption for the living'

Enjoy your bread and water like the Chief God wants you too then, I guess. Friggin' Order members with their 'desire is a sin' doctrine, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:40:47 2016 No.15865745 You know I was thinking, and there is literally no reason for a real girl to be interested in monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:42:53 2016 No.15865761 >>15865739 >Friggin' Order members with their 'desire is a sin' doctrine, amirite? Demon Lord pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:44:15 2016 No.15865765 >>15865739 What are you talking about? The only thing I dislike about the undead is their food, the rest is okay! Don't get mad at me just because I wouldn't eat a Wisp's blue apple.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:44:48 2016 No.15865767

>>15865745
They can be into monstergirl yuri. Or the idea of transforming into a monstergirl (sans the mind death and whatnot). Or even just into the designs, or the story potential. Monstergirl fight shows and SoLs could very easily be a universal appeal if done right.

You'd be surprised when it comes to girls being into monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:46:10 2016 No.15865772 >>15865745 No anon, manga like Beast Master and bullshit like Twilight exist. I know it's easy to forget, but their version is much more about an abusive emotional relationship than an abusive physical one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:47:50 2016 No.15865776 >>15865745 Correct, you won't get cosplay sex so tough shit/ Though there was that Anon's sis up above so you might get lucky there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:48:40 2016 No.15865781 >>15865745 Let's be real here anon, if monstergirls showed up today at least ONE girl would want to become one. Girls can be pretty perverted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:48:46 2016 No.15865785 File: 284 KB, 850x681, 1472178354576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW I keep having dreams about pregnant scarred chuffer and PTSD guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:49:21 2016 No.15865788 >>15865776 Oh man, you made me remember that anubis and mimic cosplay. It was so good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:50:08 2016 No.15865794 File: 256 KB, 565x1000, 1472513492891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865761 >Demon Lord pls go no

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:50:10 2016 No.15865795 >>15865745 You're dumb then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:50:42 2016 No.15865797 >>15865781 >Girls can be pretty perverted I've seen the art they can make. People have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:53:10 2016 No.15865805 >>15865794 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:53:35 2016 No.15865809 >>15865785 I already had two dream with my dragon waifu. And because of them, I have no doubt that she really likes me for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:54:31 2016 No.15865811 >>15865785 That wisp is a smug little shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:55:42 2016 No.15865816 >>15865811 Fuck the smug out of her, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:55:48 2016 No.15865817 >>15865788 Remember Manubis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:55:50 2016 No.15865818 File: 341 KB, 850x832, 1443496443273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865805 Make me! protip: even your god couldn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:57:46 2016 No.15865822 >>15865788 >>15865817 Are these two different anubis cosplays? I think I remember manubis, but not the one with the mimic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:59:51 2016 No.15865830 >>15865818 Stop RPing you dumb faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:00:18 2016 No.15865831 >>15865816 But she is too small for that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:00:34 2016 No.15865835 >>15865830 see >>15865818

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:00:50 2016 No.15865836 Manticores with HUGE TAILS!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:01:38 2016 No.15865840

>>15865809
You don't get it Anon.

>Be at work
>Start imagining being beardicus guy like Toumasu's ant husbando
>MFW not being able to talk to pregnant chuffer with loads of battle scars due to language barrier
>MFW getting an erection at work at the idea of tenderly loving her and caressing her pregnant belly during the act
>MFW blogposting this and getting another boner at the idea of preggo MGs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:03:54 2016 No.15865845 >>15865835 >Willingly being an obnoxious cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:05:00 2016 No.15865852 >>15865836 That's what happens when you pour Hathor milk down the tailpipe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:06:06 2016 No.15865857 >>15865835 Don't be an ass. This isn't the place for RP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:07:46 2016 No.15865861 >>15865835 Take a hike faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:11:08 2016 No.15865874 >>15864899 For that we'd need to drag you out too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:13:23 2016 No.15865883 File: 371 KB, 815x882, Huge_Manti_Tail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865852 And I love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:15:49 2016 No.15865890 >>15865840 I day dream about monsters at work too. It's weird talking with the clients while dragons fills your mind and the boner fills your pants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:15:53 2016 No.15865891 >>15865883 >File name We need a kuudere mantis girl growing flustered over her undeniable rear assets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:16:03 2016 No.15865892 >>15865874 ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:16:47 2016 No.15865894 >>15865745 Who cares about what 3D girls think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:16:48 2016 No.15865895 I bet monsters are shit at courting and that is why they always rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:17:14 2016 No.15865896 >>15865883 I want to be reduced to an ahegaoing mess by that tailpussy while the manticore grins down at me smugly and steals my first kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:17:27 2016 No.15865897 File: 129 KB, 975x513, SMUG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865890 The worst part is at times it involves story ideas like Hathor momster and sister in this kind of situation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:21:49 2016 No.15865913 >>15865896 that seems a bit backwards

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:22:42 2016 No.15865917

>>15865890
>Work part time job in retail
>Chatting and serving customers and colleagues like normal
>While also constructing really lewd and well thought-out lewd monstergirl fantasies in my mind, including passionate monsterloli sex

It's an odd feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:27:05 2016 No.15865927 >>15865913 It makes sense man, I can't stop her if I'm too drunk with pleasure to resist. It's like Pokemon, weaken them before capturing them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:28:05 2016 No.15865933 >>15865917 Are you me anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:29:40 2016 No.15865937 >>15865745 Silly anon. There's my ex. And that one group of girls who keep turning up at cons doing crazy things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:29:54 2016 No.15865938 >>15865927 But why wouldn't there be kissing before sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:30:39 2016 No.15865939 >>15865937 Define "crazy things". >>15865938 Some monster girls have weird ideas about kissing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:31:57 2016 No.15865941 File: 690 KB, 1336x629, Jabberwock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] correct me if i am wrong, but wouldnt this description mean that their population growth is wildly high? they milk males back and forth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:32:04 2016 No.15865942 >>15865937 >There's my ex. So how did you fuck that up? Did she have an ultimatum over the waifu or her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:32:36 2016 No.15865944 >>15865938 Because rape that turns into something more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:33:03 2016 No.15865946 I want to get kidnapped and subjected to extreme electrostim by a zapwan and a zapbirdy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:33:26 2016 No.15865947 File: 1.45 MB, 1600x1200, HHJbeA4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865794 Dat apron So bold, so forward.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:35:17 2016 No.15865956

>>15865939
>Define "crazy things".
What, you haven't seen the video of a girl dressed like an Anubis and I think a Sphinx? Having an RP Fight up on stage at a convention.

>>15865942
No? I just found that after spending some time with her, I thought of her more as a "Friend" than a "Girlfriend".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:35:40 2016 No.15865958 File: 45 KB, 600x757, I'llDeleteIt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865897 >Hathor momster and sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:36:34 2016 No.15865964 >>15865956 >What, you haven't seen the video of a girl dressed like an Anubis and I think a Sphinx? ....no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:37:18 2016 No.15865969 >>15865933 Yes. And I know all the embarrassing things you've done throughout your life which you've tried really hard to forget.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:37:21 2016 No.15865970 >>15865956 >I thought of her more as a "Friend" than a "Girlfriend". I bet she shitposts about getting friendzoned >>15865946 Sounds like a shocking experience

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:38:41 2016 No.15865974 >>15865947 I'm not sure I'd be able to resist taking her up on that offer. >>15865956 >Having an RP Fight up on stage at a convention. Oh. My condolences.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:39:27 2016 No.15865977

>>15865964
Well lucky you then. Because it was exactly as cringy as two geeky girls in sexualized outfits playfighting up on a stage sounds...okay that doesn't sound quite as cringy as it was.

>>15865970
Nah. It was a fairly amicable breakup, and we still trade messages over Steam and shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:39:44 2016 No.15865979 >>15865956 >What, you haven't seen the video of a girl dressed like an Anubis and I think a Sphinx? Having an RP Fight up on stage at a convention. STOP NO CEASE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:40:52 2016 No.15865983 I wonder what kind of shady stuff a little Tanuki's lemonade stand has hidden beside the water downed lemonade

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:42:32 2016 No.15865987 >>15865969 Oh god no please

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:42:59 2016 No.15865988 >>15865941 Monster Girls are hard to knock up, and I'd imagine Dragons especially so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:45:51 2016 No.15865996 >>15865947 Is that that tiny Lilim that was discussed before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:46:49 2016 No.15866000 >>15865970 Imagine if they did sensory deprivation too! And the only thing you could feel are their shocking touches!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:53:49 2016 No.15866018 File: 1.68 MB, 1280x1810, 1471736473390.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:55:16 2016 No.15866023 File: 398 KB, 595x842, d0f4fc1debf6ec65624c320d8ee31846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865988 i see, this is the first monster girl i fell in love with, so i dont know anything lore related at all about how they breed or the sorts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:56:08 2016 No.15866026 >>15865941 Powerful monsters take anywhere from a decade to centuries to get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:56:11 2016 No.15866027 File: 624 KB, 1000x1100, 15xqjvo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866018 Gazer is a thick nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 19:58:07 2016 No.15866034 File: 182 KB, 850x646, 1471101634966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865988 guess im gonna have to creampie her even more

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:02:47 2016 No.15866050 >>15866027 Cyclops are thicker

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:03:41 2016 No.15866054 >>15866023 Really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:06:03 2016 No.15866064 >>15866027 If she think she's punishing me by sitting on my face she's got another thing coming! And that thing's her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:09:43 2016 No.15866071 >>15866018 I.m going to bully her! To death!.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:10:12 2016 No.15866075 File: 92 KB, 405x600, 1436994705491.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866050 They're underrated blueberries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:15:52 2016 No.15866093 >>15866075 That they are. Would love to learn smithing from one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:17:43 2016 No.15866098 I want to go out to a maple leafs game with a Canadian monster girl, take her out to dinner, and drive her home so I can tell her Poutine a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:20:32 2016 No.15866108 >>15866098 You're a bad man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:21:24 2016 No.15866112 >>15866108 Am I wrong? It's true

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:22:10 2016 No.15866114 >>15866112 Yes, you are wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:26:44 2016 No.15866133 >>15866114 Hey! Poutine is bad! Gravy is a disgusting thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:28:10 2016 No.15866136 >>15866098 >maple leafs game fuck that noise >spoiler I can agree with that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:29:55 2016 No.15866146 File: 484 KB, 809x917, 1445574077500-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866027 >you'll never be punished by your thicc waifu by having her sit on your face Can I just die already?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:31:06 2016 No.15866150 >>15866133 >Gravy is disgusting. I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:32:09 2016 No.15866154 >>15866136 Eh, I'd take her to a Wings game but she probably wants to see a Canadian team. >>15866146 I don't know but I would love such a thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:32:36 2016 No.15866155 >>15866136 >not a Maple Leafs fan Get out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:33:11 2016 No.15866156 >>15866150 And you have bad taste in food

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:34:29 2016 No.15866164 >>15866156 You are the one with bad food taste!

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:36:20 2016 No.15866174
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>>15866154
>Red Wings
You'd take your waifu to DETROIT? I wouldn't even send my enemies to that hellhole.
Detroit is so bad that it actually looks like how Robocop imagined it would be almost 30 years ago.
But let us talk about something we can agree on; Daughterus and how cute they are.
Go Avalanche.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:43:20 2016 No.15866196 >>15866164 Whatever you say. Wings are the superior finger food. >>15866174 Depends on where you go. And on game night will be pretty due to the number of people. At least you aren't a Blackhawks fan

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:43:27 2016 No.15866197

>>15866146
>A smug Cheshire will never sit her plump ass on your face because she knows just how hard it gets you.
>She'll never tease you by grinding against you and hinting that she might do something more if you make her feel good.
>She'll never get the rest of her smug friends to join in when they walk in on her.
God damn it, why am I such a slut for smug monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:48:40 2016 No.15866215 >>15866146 Id love to have that happen with a chubby kakuren

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:57:50 2016 No.15866264 >>15866054 is there any page where i can read the general quirks of monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:00:53 2016 No.15866277 >>15866197 Why don't her friend be smug at the cheshire and force you to facefuck her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:04:27 2016 No.15866292 >>15866264 You're in for a fun time newbie. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jabberwock And then read the entire wiki, you're almost guaranteed to find additional favourites.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:05:44 2016 No.15866296
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>>15866098
Fuck the Leafs eh, take my cur and grab some McDonalds and Timbits and we can watch the Canucks game, my neighbor has free cable hookup from the White Horn next door

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:06:46 2016 No.15866299 >>15866264 Lurk more >>15866292 Spoonfeed less

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:08:19 2016 No.15866302 >>15866264 Are you fucking for real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:09:29 2016 No.15866306 >>15866296 >McDonald's We'll get Pizza, although the Timbits are a must

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:10:09 2016 No.15866310 >>15864429 Yes, athletic tomboy with big breasts is top tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:12:52 2016 No.15866325 >>15866310 Explain to me the attraction of tomboys in general. It does not compute with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:13:48 2016 No.15866329 I want to startle a Flatchested slime that is busy focusing on her chest trying to make her tits larger

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:14:01 2016 No.15866330 >>15866325 It's because you have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:16:03 2016 No.15866336 >>15866306 Swing by the King of Donairs and get a bbq chicken pizza for me but try to avoid Bobandy, grease walrus wanted a hug from me last time I was there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:22:35 2016 No.15866353 >>15866336 >Barbaque chicken Dear god. Why does no one eat good food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:26:05 2016 No.15866372 >>15866353 What constitutes as 'good food' in your opinion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:26:41 2016 No.15866376 >>15866353 Your browsing a fetish thread on /jp/. Most of the people here have terrible tastes when it comes to most aspects of their lives

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:28:01 2016 No.15866380 Goodnight, thread. May a pack of magical floating lolinubi sing thee to thy sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:28:36 2016 No.15866383 >>15866372 A pepperoni pizza, maybe with some mushroom on it. Some nice, thick burgers/brauts, and maybe a good ol' rack of ribs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:32:01 2016 No.15866402 >>15866380 >Lolinubis sing a lullaby for me >They end up sleeping instead Would put them in bed and cover them with comfy blanket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:33:26 2016 No.15866407 >>15866402 One on the left, one on the right, and one on your chest?

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:35:47 2016 No.15866414

>>15866383
You know, BBQ chicken pizza would actually be a good idea if it was just barbecued chicken on pizza. It's them replacing the marinara with bbq sauce that makes it nasty. We all know most chain restaurants can't make a good bbq sauce to save their lives in the first place. Way too much sugar and vinegar and not nearly enough mustard, cilantro, onion, or pepper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:36:10 2016 No.15866415 >>15866402 Mom anubis reading the book of the dead to her kids is pretty cute too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:36:51 2016 No.15866416 >>15866402 Get a fox fur and Yeti fur blanket lined with Weresheep wool for maximum comfort

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:38:16 2016 No.15866421 >>15866407 Yep, I'll let the ones on the side use my arms as pillows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:39:27 2016 No.15866424 >>15866414 Eh, If you want BBQ chicken, just get BBQ chicken, don't slap it on Pizza dough

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:40:00 2016 No.15866426 Would ushis. manticores and other rapist monster read tons of trashy romance novels?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:40:35 2016 No.15866429 >>15866421 That would be comfy, especially with winter on the way

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:41:29 2016 No.15866432

>>15866415
Mamanubis works so hard to keep everything in order, both in her work place and in the house. Reading that book and seeing the last troublemakers go to sleep is enough to make her black out on her chair.

>>15866416
We might not get up because it's too nice in there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:44:37 2016 No.15866440 >>15866380 That sounds like the best lullaby imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:45:48 2016 No.15866446 >>15866277 Because then I don't get lots of smug ass on my face. Though that does sound good, and Cheshire would be the kind of girl who could stay smug while being facefucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:49:30 2016 No.15866452 >>15866429 I would have them rest their heads on the upper part of my arm while I reach around and scratch behind those wolfie ears. This would be pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:51:25 2016 No.15866461 File: 1.87 MB, 3313x2799, 1472355144478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866426 no doubt that some would i bet some of them even have dakis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:53:02 2016 No.15866466 >>15866446 But the best friend could sit on your face while forcing her friend down on your dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:55:08 2016 No.15866470 >>15866426 What would some best sellers be titled?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:55:29 2016 No.15866474 >>15866452 I imagine they'd nuzzle into your chest and get their tails wagging in their sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:56:05 2016 No.15866476 >>15866426 I wonder what kind of Fabio looking model would be doing on the cover

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:56:27 2016 No.15866479 >no legion of loli Automatons that say "Roger roger" while making banter with one another

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:56:48 2016 No.15866480 >>15866461 >You'll never be cuddles by a ushi oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:59:24 2016 No.15866484 >>15866479 That's not a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:00:26 2016 No.15866489 >>15866414 A pizza place near me mixes their bbq sauce with Dr. Pepper and it makes it amazing on wings

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:00:33 2016 No.15866491 >>15866470 The hardcore demon layer >>15866476 Armored Fabio ripping open his iron chest piece like cloth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:03:28 2016 No.15866498 >>15866470 >The Warrior Princess, How to Keep Your Physique and Look Cute >Plastic Alchemy:How to (Safely) Get the Body You Want >Riding on Top, a Guide to Doms and their Various Types

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:04:36 2016 No.15866503 Pregnant Kikimoras whose ponderous bellies make it difficult to carry out their duties!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:05:14 2016 No.15866505 >>15866503 That is why you let her take a break

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:05:49 2016 No.15866508 >>15866466 But what would the other three do? It's not just one extra smug girl anon, this is a smug reverse-gangbang.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:06:43 2016 No.15866512 >>15866508 you still have hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:08:59 2016 No.15866518 File: 209 KB, 724x1024, almost an oh ho ho ho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866480 >You'll never hug your ushi wife from behind as you ride on her back >maybe even throw in a few neck nibbles

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:10:00 2016 No.15866520 >>15866503 This is why she stops being your maid and becomes your wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:11:12 2016 No.15866524 >>15866518 Does she have a nice rump back there like some depictionf of lamias do. Nothing functional, just bouncy soft mounds to hotdog

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:12:27 2016 No.15866526 >>15866518 I want to curl up on an Ushi's back and let her carry me around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:15:30 2016 No.15866531 Am I going to meet my waifu in my dreams tonight? I hope you guys meet yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:16:09 2016 No.15866533 >>15866512 I've only got two though. What's the shortstack Gremlin going to do anon? Masturbate violently to the sight of me being raped?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:17:41 2016 No.15866536 >>15866520 >>15866503 That or you temporarily have a neighbor/relative Kiki daughter get experience by working in your home

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:21:34 2016 No.15866549 >>15866533 You still have a leg for her to grind on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:26:15 2016 No.15866561 >>15866479 That sounds really cute.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:27:06 2016 No.15866564

>>15866531
yes, except she is going to voraciously drain you of your spirit energy, and leave her mark all over your soul. in the coming monstergirl apocalypse, your body shall already be claimed by her, and no other woman shall have you, human or otherwise.

she also has a biting fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:30:02 2016 No.15866573 >>15866564 Of course she has a biting fetish, we are talking about my waifu here. I can see her leaving claw marks all over too, such a wild girl.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:34:43 2016 No.15866587

>>15866564
>After a weird dream series of dreams, anon finds himself waking up every single day with warm, wet blood on his neck
>But never any on his sheets
>An odd compulsion urges him to always look out to a specific point in space at night
>No matter how the planet moves
>It may be under him,
>An odd urge to stare at that point takes him for an hour
And the dreams are growing more vivid

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:35:57 2016 No.15866588 File: 605 KB, 2800x1979, agent yeti no text.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Listen pops, the mofu workers gotta wear hair nets or you get these hairy cannolis here, now we can settle this the easy way or the hug way, the choice is yours

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:36:34 2016 No.15866594 >>15866518 I'll never get to play with an ushi oni's fluffy ears and it pains me inside.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:39:28 2016 No.15866602
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>>15866573
Wait, if I correctly guessed something about your waifu that I intentionally wanted to be incorrect, does that mean the rest of the terms I posted (which at the time, seemed ludicrous) are also correct?

Did I just unintentionally prophesy a monstergirl apocalypse?

The final confirmation would be if you had a dream fitting those exact details. The fate of Earth rests in your hands, anon.

What do you even do to prep for a monstergirl apocalypse, if you aren't planning on spending the rest of your days at the whim of some sexually violent beast?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:40:29 2016 No.15866611 >>15866549 Well would they at least still cuddle me afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:45:47 2016 No.15866622 >>15866602 >What do you even do to prep for a monstergirl apocalypse Fap Hero. A chastity belt wouldn't last as long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:52:04 2016 No.15866637 >>15866588 Alright, we'll settle it the hug way. In the closet where it's completely dark. This is why you always keep an emergency Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:53:08 2016 No.15866639 >>15866602 There's nothing wrong with a monstergirl apocalypse. I can still do science and stuff in between willing sessions of passionate, rough sex with my wife. It would be a fulfilling existence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:53:42 2016 No.15866642 >>15866588 Wait a minute. Let me look at your badge lady.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:57:30 2016 No.15866653 I'm going to make a apple orchard. Every one likes apples right? I could attract monsters with the promise of nice, homegrown apple juice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 22:59:14 2016 No.15866659 >>15866653 Johnny Appleseed did a bit of fuckin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:02:48 2016 No.15866668 >>15866602 >What do you even do to prep for a monstergirl apocalypse make it easier for my waifu to find me and attain levls of happiness that i previously thought impossible that all depends on >>15866564 happening[/spoiler

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:05:39 2016 No.15866678 Your waifu is now teaching classes at MGU. What is she teaching?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:07:27 2016 No.15866681 File: 2.36 MB, 2354x1972, 1473568221365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866678 Egyptology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:08:19 2016 No.15866685 >>15866678 Anatomy. A good maid knows that her master will often return home tired, and occasionally stiff and/or sore, so she needs to know all the right spots to make him feel nice and relaxed with her massages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:09:07 2016 No.15866687 >>15866642 The badge name is S. Hugger, she must be from the prestigious Hugger family

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:10:23 2016 No.15866691 File: 52 KB, 683x857, Alp office lady colored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866678 Ironically, speech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:17:22 2016 No.15866711 >>15866653 As long as you make sure the monsters dont fuck with your trees, dont want apple dryads occupying your workers time now right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:20:08 2016 No.15866722 >>15866678 Magi-science!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:20:17 2016 No.15866723 >>15866681 >ear nibbling hhnnnng

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:20:42 2016 No.15866725 >>15866711 I wonder if dryads change colors with the seasons

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:20:56 2016 No.15866727 Maybe mindflayers should be trusted after all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:22:48 2016 No.15866736 >>15866711 >Work comes to a grinding halt as the dryads refuse to give apples without compensation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:24:24 2016 No.15866742 File: 509 KB, 800x1000, 39649096_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866678 Something Sabbath related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:24:26 2016 No.15866743 >>15866727 >t. Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:25:40 2016 No.15866748 >>15866678 History, covering the world wars to the Soviet Union

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:26:31 2016 No.15866751 >>15866725 If the skin is the "tree bark" then the hair would be the leaves. what we get is a brown skinned plant lady with colour changing hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:28:38 2016 No.15866760 >>15866743 I'm not a squid, but mindflayers are beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:29:48 2016 No.15866766 >>15866602 I'm on bed right now, so we'll see if I dream about her. Wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:30:45 2016 No.15866770 >>15866736 How many apples would a Necklace be worth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:31:35 2016 No.15866773 >>15866678 Physical education or history.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:31:49 2016 No.15866775
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>>15866678
I like the idea of her teaching something psychology related, prompting me to tease her about it being a soft science.
And then she'd hypnotize me and and make me spend the whole next day in bed with her as 'punishment'.
I'd show her my hard science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:32:41 2016 No.15866777 >>15866766 >doubles boy you better deliver

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:33:09 2016 No.15866778 >>15866678 History or Folklore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:33:38 2016 No.15866782 >>15866727 Nope. Mindflayer are dangerous no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:34:39 2016 No.15866786 >>15866777 >lucky trips I can almost feel her touch.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:35:54 2016 No.15866794

>>15866760
Mindflayers are pretty, but they're also dangerous. I wouldn't trust a smile like that on a human woman, let alone a monstergirl who could break my mind.

A lot of the eldritch mythos girls make me feel pretty anemic, now that I think about it. Something about how they can alter your very being into whatever they want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:38:15 2016 No.15866805 >>15866782 >>15866794 But they are as loving as they are dangerous

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:39:06 2016 No.15866810 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to keep mantises away from sweets. Too much and then you'll wake up with one stuck in your window

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:39:23 2016 No.15866812

>>15866736
>"Boss, we've got a problem.
>"What is it jenkins?"
>"There's women...In the trees...There contolling the branches somehow, we cant gett any apples."
>"...Are you joking jenkins?"
>"No sir, I dont like the way there staring at us I- hey wait how- what are you- stop!"
All the boss can here is the giggles of women and distant male screaming.

Hours later. the workforce returns with twice the usual amount of apples. jenkins steps forward
>"sir, the northern areas pretty much demon realm land... also the guys and I need money for rings

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:42:38 2016 No.15866827 >>15866770 Dont know if plant girls are into jewlery

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:42:56 2016 No.15866830 >>15866810 But what if they become Genki during a sugar high?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:44:40 2016 No.15866836 >>15866830 Then you have a genki mantis who is ready to take on the world with you...and is too loud for stealth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:44:55 2016 No.15866837 >>15866736 >>15866812 I got this fun mental image of a man staring at a dryad. her smile gets more lustful as he tries to get a apple

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:45:57 2016 No.15866841

>>15866805
True, but that doesn't make up for much, in my opinion. I'm too passive for those extreme kinds of relationships.

>>15866810
Night, anon. Come Hallows' Eve, we'll all have something gazing at us from behind dark windows. Cold, hungry, merciless eyes hovering above drooling mouths. Trick or treat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:47:50 2016 No.15866847 >>15866727 Only if you dont let them get in your head. Or if you embrace the chaos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:50:10 2016 No.15866856 >>15866639 I wish we could have this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:51:00 2016 No.15866859 >>15866836 If she adds "sneakily" to the end of all her verbs while talking then she is full stealth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:52:20 2016 No.15866863 >>15866639 Between? You can do science during sex with MGs. It's great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:57:34 2016 No.15866880 >>15866637 The kyaaing would give it away. I mean, you wouldn't actually leave an alp in the closet duct taped up to prevent that, would you? Don't answer that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:57:38 2016 No.15866881

How do you guys feel about pure evil girls? Not necessarily sadistic, just really nasty.

The kind of girl who spends all of high school bullying you, and only you, with no retaliation on your end, because you fear what the school might do to you and what's left of your reputation for roughing up a girl.

Maybe one day, she forces you into a stall in the girl's restroom, and demands that you have sex with her, or she'll scream. It's then, and only then that you've had enough, and tell her that even if she screams, you would never touch her, shove her out of the stall, and walk off. However she has a syringe full of aphrodisiacs ready, and doesn't hesitate to leap at you, and jam the needle into your arm after she forces you to the ground. She admits to having eyes for you since the beginning, knowing that one day, you would break, and try to escape. This moment, the moment that you held even the slightest bit of pride within yourself, only to have it violently ripped away from your hands. That was what she craved, and now that she has broken you like the worthless insect you are, she'll forever make you hers.

Y'know, that kind of girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:58:15 2016 No.15866882 >>15866794 >Something about how they can alter your very being into whatever they want. No different to any other monstergirl.

>>	Hoenn-Innawoods Tue Sep 20 23:58:39 2016 No.15866885 >>15866881 I'd literally rather kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 23:59:53 2016 No.15866887 >>15866881 I mean it works, but it seems kind of silly for a girl in high school without a whole lot of 'splaining done.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:01:04 2016 No.15866892

>>15866881
>This moment, the moment that you held even the slightest bit of pride within yourself, only to have it violently ripped away from your hands.
But it hasn't been. It's not his fault the resorted to drugs like a two bit side villain. He is hardly responsible for his bod's natural reactions to drugs now is he? And she'll forever know that she could never break him, and in the end all she could get her hands on was a drugged up husk. Sounds like he won to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:01:42 2016 No.15866894 File: 76 KB, 172x206, 1463523436889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866881 This is some next-level yandere and I love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:03:36 2016 No.15866895 >>15866894 Get this dumb Saber out of here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:03:58 2016 No.15866896 >>15864668 I've got an Irish terrier. You know what they attack? Socks.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:04:32 2016 No.15866898

>>15866882
>No different to any other monstergirl.
From the male perspective there's definitely a difference in degree and immediacy. The difference is closer to academic for women though.

>>15866895
You are going to take your wight and you are going to like her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:04:46 2016 No.15866899 >>15866892 Wouldn't continuing to argue otherwise only feed into her fetish, though? She's pretty much made her whole purpose in life breaking you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:06:47 2016 No.15866905 >>15866896 >Socks. I fucking hate my meme loving friends for showing me some dumb song about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:06:51 2016 No.15866906 >>15866881 I don't get her logic. Telling her no thanks, I'm going home isn't breaking or prideful. Double peace sign with silly faces is breaking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:07:48 2016 No.15866913 >>15866898 You can't make be happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:07:50 2016 No.15866914 >>15866887 Yeaahh, monstergirls would have to be pretty privileged in that community/school setting for it to work, huh?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:09:22 2016 No.15866918

>>15866899
You wouldn't ague, you'd be a drugged up husk with a boner. I'm commenting on the scenario from outside of it. It's a win so hollow you might as well consider it a loss. A real evil girl would have you kneeling at her feet because you want to

>>15866898
>From the male perspective there's definitely a difference in degree and immediacy.
True, it is rather sudden. Every one ends up as equally twisted in the end game though.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:13:28 2016 No.15866926

>>15866918
>Every one ends up as equally twisted in the end game though.
No, this highly depends on what you're dicking and where you're at. The real issue with Shogs I think is that they can change shit on the fly and make it so you don't remember/don't realize it's ever been otherwise. That ability to change the perception of one's reality so easily is what's really terrifying.

>>15866913
Mamango Mana.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:17:03 2016 No.15866934 >>15866881 This is my kind of shit. Bless u sir for the quality post

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:17:07 2016 No.15866935

>>15866926
>No, this highly depends on what you're dicking and where you're at
Not at all. Every one ends up as an incubus, every one ends up as a literal adonis. It's just chaos girls give you a transformation where you can go back and forth. Mamaono mana twists equally. They can alter your idea of reality on the fly, but at the end of the day all men's perceptions shift all the same. Unless he was born a sex addict.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:20:30 2016 No.15866942 File: 1.49 MB, 1036x1528, 1455468279504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, what do you do when your affinity towards your waifu starts to shift towards another, somewhat similar creature?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:22:25 2016 No.15866949 >>15866926 Now that's just a cop-out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:23:25 2016 No.15866952 >>15866942 i don't do anything cause that never happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:25:23 2016 No.15866956 >>15866952 Well that's helpful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:26:58 2016 No.15866961 >>15866942 What did you do, go from tarraque to deathclaw? Nice improvement there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:27:52 2016 No.15866965 >>15866961 No, I just posted her because she's pretty.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:29:06 2016 No.15866968

>>15866914
You need them to be able to get away with a lot of shit, but I was talking more about the mindset. You could set up your MGs with incredibly alien thought processes/developmental stages to make that work, but it'd take effort and planning.

>>15866935
And now we step into interpretation. I always thought MG make you into sexual dynamos, not necessarily /fit/ boytoy gods. You change to meet her preferences, but in turn she changes to meet yours, the end result is ultimately going to be somewhere in the middle. I'm not even talking about the transformations here.

>at the end of the day all men's perceptions shift all the same
Yeah, but that's where the degree thing comes in. All men change, but not to the same level and not even to the same end goal. Cities and whatnot still exist even in demon realms so things can't be all fuck all the time, just moreso than they were before. You pick up something like a kiki that strives to make you good at things other than sex and it becomes clear the man isn't always a pussy addicted cum pump, though he's sure to be more into the V. Psyche changes like what happen in the kiki's case aren't necessarily even 100% magical, but they're still a snap for a shog to force at any time and without him even noticing.

Or so I see it, anyway.

>>15866949
It should be a cock out. Whip it out for your praetor.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:29:39 2016 No.15866969

>>15866965
That picture gives me a real do or die vibe.
Like I gota beat her some how if I wanna live. The last dude of my regiment went out word swinging and got torn to shreds. Maybe if I go out cock swinging things will turn differently. If it turns sour I could always inject myself with this vial of FEV(Fuck Everything Virus)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:30:43 2016 No.15866972 >>15866969 >FEV Oh that's clever. To quote Lily >C'mere, and give grandma some sugar!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:37:39 2016 No.15866986 >>15866968 Not until she says please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:58:25 2016 No.15867013 File: 365 KB, 1146x1365, 1460333456177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Ghosts produce ectoplasmic milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 00:59:36 2016 No.15867015 >>15867013 Only if they're Ghost-pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 01:01:40 2016 No.15867018 >>15867013 Of course. All those endowed with the beauty of breasts produce milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 01:35:04 2016 No.15867075 File: 2.33 MB, 2148x3164, 1455489139817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Charon was a kitty cat?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 01:38:27 2016 No.15867082

>>15867013
>>15867015
>>15867018
> sucking Ghost-chan's tits
> because why the fuck wouldn't you
> accidentally suck too hard and inhale her
> do you wanna get possessed? 'Cos that's how you get possessed
> hear a voice in your mind, "Oh-ho-ho, guess I'm running the show now"
> hands start moving on their own, onii-chan
> she makes you edge yourself for a fucking hour
> you're drenched in sweat and mad with frustrated lust by the time she leaves your body
> bends over in front of you, Cheshire-like grin on her face, spoopy ghost booty in yours
> "OK, now have at it champ!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 01:40:35 2016 No.15867088 >>15867082 And then you get one last final nursing handjob before you pass out with a belly full of ghost milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 01:40:42 2016 No.15867089 >>15867075 NYAAANI?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 01:41:30 2016 No.15867092 >>15867075 That would be purrfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 02:31:06 2016 No.15867238 I want to spank a baby Werecat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 02:34:34 2016 No.15867244 File: 734 KB, 2174x2174, 1452616897935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this in my folder, this thread could use more ganbatte!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 02:39:27 2016 No.15867253 >>15867238 I want to were a baby spankcat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 02:48:33 2016 No.15867275 Shogs are for head patting to tell them they did a good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 02:52:52 2016 No.15867282 >>15867275 Queen shogs are for traveling the world with and watching her offshoots squeak"tekeli-li!" with every exciting discovery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:11:03 2016 No.15867307 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrauBQf7FpI Just how wet would a fanatic monstergirl be made by witnessing this sort of behavior from paladin commanders in the field?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:25:43 2016 No.15867328 File: 83 KB, 709x960, 1474206194944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster Girls in the workforce!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:31:44 2016 No.15867345 >>15867328 Lamias would make shit firefighters. The only acceptable firefighers without legs are wurms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:32:43 2016 No.15867349 >>15867345 Slimes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:34:43 2016 No.15867358 >>15867345 They could wrap around the length of a firehose and aim and anchor it efficiently. Not as sure about the rescuing part. They'd have a lot of fun with firepole shenanigans too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:39:12 2016 No.15867373 >>15867358 True, If they never went near the fire they would stabilize the shit out of a hose. But then human boys manage that just fine. >>15867349 Slimes would be worse unles they're a boil resistant variant

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:41:36 2016 No.15867380 >>15867307 I am not watching an 18 minute video of some asshole talking to the camera.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:42:48 2016 No.15867384 >>15867380 So don't educate yourself on British officers and their effect on morale. I can't force you to open it and watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:44:37 2016 No.15867387 >>15867349 >>15867358 >>15867373 I know /mgg/ hasn't talked about them in literally years but come the fuck on Salamanders

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:44:52 2016 No.15867388 >>15867380 Basically he's a douchebag talking about how great British generals are because they stood in front of their armies waving signs that said "I'm a high value target, shoot me now" on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:49:04 2016 No.15867400 >>15867388 You sound excessively bitter. His hypothesis on its effects on troop morale seems to be supported enough. I'm going to throw a dart in the dark and guess you're american.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:49:56 2016 No.15867401 >>15867387 > girl who starts fires > good firefighter That's like putting a ghoul in charge of the lollipop store, shit nigga what are you thinkin

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:50:33 2016 No.15867403

>>15867387
That raises an interesting question, though. I'm pretty sure the biggest killer during a fire isn't the fire, but rather, the smoke. Can Salamanders even breathe in all that smoke?

A Golem would probably be the best firefighter. Good strength, fire-resistant materials and probably don't even need to breathe. Undine and/or Ignis would be useful, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:51:48 2016 No.15867409 >>15867387 We aren't talking about bipedal girls, fag. We're talking about girls who can't wear protective gear and have excessive contact with the ground like lamias and slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:54:59 2016 No.15867419 >>15867400 Bitter? You know I was taking the piss, right? Literally just skimmed over the video and made a crappy joke while thinking about Monty Python.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 03:57:08 2016 No.15867422 >>15867419 Maybe you need to get better at projecting irony online. Your post came across as genuine butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:12:01 2016 No.15867470 >>15867422 Yeah, it was probably the word "douchebag", wasn't it? I can't help it, bro. I like the word "douchebag" too much to not say "douchebag" when an opportunity to say "douchebag" presents itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:14:15 2016 No.15867478 >>15867470 I think it was Douchebag and a kind of derisive undertone in "talking about how great British generals are".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:15:54 2016 No.15867483 On another note, around 3 days (probably) until KC posts another profile. Since he's probably starting with the least popular, I'm betting the triple-weasel deluxe combo meal is the next profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:22:22 2016 No.15867504 >>15867483 Oh yeah, there was another weasel released. Well, lets see if their profile can save them from obscurity I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:23:17 2016 No.15867507 >>15867483 > Since he's probably starting with the least popular, I'm betting the triple-weasel deluxe combo meal is the next profile. How in god's name would you come to the conclusion that a pocket foursome is unpopular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:25:14 2016 No.15867514 >>15867507 The fact that they have literally never been spoken about again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:27:23 2016 No.15867518 >>15867507 I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on this thread to ever mention them, and whenever I do it's always met with "Oh yeah, they exist". For some reason they really don't stand out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:30:40 2016 No.15867525 >>15867518 They don't stand out because no one likes them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 04:53:52 2016 No.15867580 >>15867507 Three Vs for the price of one might be good for muh dik, but it doesn't exactly get the creative juices flowing for content in the same way that a chainsmoking mnemonic assassin with tit tats does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:00:39 2016 No.15867595 >>15867580 Even then foursomes are pretty shit. No one wants a fourth wheel on their tricycle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:24:42 2016 No.15867649 Why are the threds so ded recently?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:27:24 2016 No.15867653 >>15867649 Summer is over, school and jobs have started. Nobody here but NEETs and people who shitpost during lectures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:29:43 2016 No.15867657 >>15867649 Beats me, they just slowed down from 2k average posts to 1.5kish overnight for no reason. I'd like to think a prominent shit starter got banned but that's wishful thinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:33:06 2016 No.15867662 Gonna tame a hellhound

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:33:34 2016 No.15867664
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>You must undertake a spiritual journey!
This shaman is either trying to improve your connection to the universe or planning to get in your pants. Maybe both at once. Are you pagan enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:35:54 2016 No.15867670 >>15867662 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:40:03 2016 No.15867679 >>15867664 Is she a female though? I don't follow LoL, but there's so much futa of her out there I have to wonder if it isn't canonic like it is in Poison's case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:40:33 2016 No.15867681 >>15867653 > Nobody here but NEETs and people who shitpost during lectures. Hey, I resent that. I shitpost at work. AND I live in a crazy timezone.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:42:02 2016 No.15867683

>>15867679
I see tits, I don't see a dick. As far as I'm concerned, it's all woman.
>>15867681
Does your supervisor know you're on a website full of people who want to have sex with their half-dog daughters in latex suits or want to sniff mice women or pee on dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:49:20 2016 No.15867693 >>15867683 I don't think so. But then again he's Asian, so I doubt he has the moral high ground on me there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:56:52 2016 No.15867705 I'm gonna trip a dormouse onto a big fluffy pillow!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:57:58 2016 No.15867709 >>15867683 Didn't stop people complaining about that one cat girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:59:17 2016 No.15867710 >>15867709 Stop saying unnecessary things!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 05:59:31 2016 No.15867711 >>15867649 Later stage of community life cycle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:00:08 2016 No.15867713 >>15867679 She's just a goat lady, no dick included but she's from a western game and most of the artists are western too, that usually means a lot of futa art. See Overmeme and WoW for other examples of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:06:37 2016 No.15867719 >>15867713 >western game and most of the artists are western too, that usually means a lot of futa art Correction. Futa is generally purely a japanese thing. Western artists are into shemales and newhalves and trannies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:15:02 2016 No.15867734 >>15867719 You're way too educated on the matter for it not to be suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:17:28 2016 No.15867745 >>15867719 What is the difference between shemale and futa anyway? And the fuck is newhalf? Never heard of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:18:49 2016 No.15867751 >>15867719 >shemales and newhalves and trannies. yeah, this whole chick with a dick thing has gotten way out of hand

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:23:10 2016 No.15867769

>>15867734
I'm not the strange one. The strange ones are the legions of idiots who don't bother to differentiate the two.
>>15867745
Pussy. And I don't really know what a newhalf is, I just know that it's terminology somewhat commonly used when discussing shemales. I guess the new carries connotations of transition though. I can't wait until this western cancer eats itself from within. I don't advocate burning books, but anything with the prefix Trans in it deserves to be kindling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:27:09 2016 No.15867782 >>15867769 Futa or shemale has a pussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:30:32 2016 No.15867788 >>15867782 Shemale is a pre-op tranny. Futa is a hermaphrodite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:31:10 2016 No.15867789 File: 67 KB, 608x1196, Private Alp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15867782 Futa has a pussy. Shemale is just a dude with tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:31:29 2016 No.15867791 >>15867782 Futa. It's literally nip for hermaphrodite. Shemale is just a dude with tits.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:33:13 2016 No.15867796

>>15867769
>>15867782
Futanari is a fully-equipped chick with a dick (May or may not have balls).

Shemale refers to a m->f transgender who hasn't had an operation to remove their dick, thus having tits, cock and balls, but no pussy.

Newhalf is just Japanese bullshit. Really don't know nor care about the semantics of it. Basically the same as a shemale far as I can tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:33:40 2016 No.15867797 File: 58 KB, 600x400, 1473974758649.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woof Woofs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:35:56 2016 No.15867802 >>15867797 That one seems upset we're talking about dick girls here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:36:29 2016 No.15867806 >>15867796 >Newhalf is just Japanese bullshit. Nani? I thought it was western bullshit. Doesn't sound japanese. It's in english first off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:37:31 2016 No.15867810 >>15867802 >Girls with dicks or girls who took wolf dicks Not really giving us much of a choice here anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:38:40 2016 No.15867813 >>15867810 >Holo was fucked by wolves T-thanks for reminding me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:39:27 2016 No.15867816 >>15867802 That, or she just wants to be taken out for walkies. When was the last time you took your Wolf Girl Pups to the park, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:39:39 2016 No.15867817 >>15867806 Japs are closet westaboos. The amount of loanwords they use is pretty funny considering how xenophobic they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:40:14 2016 No.15867821 >>15867817 Yeah but this is the first I'm hearing newhalf is nip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:42:21 2016 No.15867828 >>15867813 I think it was just one alpha wolf. But he was huuuuge. Higher than the forest

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:44:24 2016 No.15867837 >>15867828 Yeah I doubt the alpha would share his bitch around. An alpha's girl becomes the alpha bitch, and none of the betas or omegas touch her. At least, if I understand my pack dynamics right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:46:45 2016 No.15867844 >>15867817 Borrowing words doesn't mean they particularly adore the source.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:51:29 2016 No.15867859 >>15867844 >b-baka...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:57:46 2016 No.15867867 >>15867859 >implying there are nips in here Nah, we'd have decent stories then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:57:55 2016 No.15867868 File: 131 KB, 1419x1000, Angry barking noises.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Dog Girls get offended if you don't sniff their butt when you greet them?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 06:59:24 2016 No.15867872

>>15867837
Nah, they most likely all fucked her. It's not like alpha actually wanted to waifu her. He wanted to humiliate her for being too cheeky, arrogant and thinking she was above them. Being fucked by everyone including the most omega would be pretty humiliating

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:02:34 2016 No.15867877 >>15867867 Woah laddie. That's a lot if implications there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:03:26 2016 No.15867879 >>15867868 Maybe in the Wanada.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:03:56 2016 No.15867882 >>15867872 Nah, if the alpha let them gangbang her then the pack wouldn't have the mentality of "Wow our alpha is so great, he broke that bitch" It's be more like "Big deal. Even our lowest loser got to knot her." Gotta impress the subordinates

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:05:49 2016 No.15867886 >>15867868 I wouldn't know because I never let that happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:07:37 2016 No.15867893 >>15867867 >expecting quality from people that unironically obsessed with alps Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:15:01 2016 No.15867907 >Holo and the Wolves Of all the memes I wish I could eradicate, this one is pretty high up there...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:15:10 2016 No.15867908 >>15867867 >Nah, we'd have decent stories then. Most JP stories based on MGE are kinda bad, just like English ones on the wiki. Don't get me wrong, there's some good ones but it's not some promised land of quality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:15:41 2016 No.15867911 >>15867705 Wrap her in this blanket after she falls and she'll sleep for a long time >>15866416

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:19:41 2016 No.15867930 >>15867907 Blame the authors frustrated bestiality fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:21:47 2016 No.15867937 >>15867907 It's a meme if it's true

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:24:18 2016 No.15867947 >>15867789 >Futa has a pussy. Citation needed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:26:47 2016 No.15867960 >>15867947 Anon, I... There is a saying that goes it is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it. I think you should learn from it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:26:58 2016 No.15867961 >>15867947 Literally any futa porn would tell you this. Go watch Futabu, scrub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:28:04 2016 No.15867968 >>15867947 >I don't know what a hermaphrodite is Hello anon, are you 8 years old and wondering what this is?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:39:34 2016 No.15868002 >>15867947 >The Japanese word for hermaphrodite, ‘futanari’ (双成り) literally means “made of a pair”. Futanari are usually hermaphrodites with otherwise feminine features (i.e. dick girls).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:39:34 2016 No.15868003 >>15867947 Futa means two you daibaka

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:42:08 2016 No.15868014 >>15868002 >Providing the citation You really ought not to enable that kind of behaviour

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:43:01 2016 No.15868016
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>>15867960
>>15867961
>>15867968
>>15868002
>>15868003

There's futa with vag and dick, futa with balls, dick and vag and futa with just the dick, no vag or balls. If you think futa has anything to do with being a hermaphrodite, you've obviously never looked at futa porn and only know the term from shitposting and urbandictionary. This thread is literally lereddit, fuck off and have a horrible day cunts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:45:31 2016 No.15868023 >>15868016 >I don't know what a word means and am mad I was called out Do you understand the concept of a definition?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:45:42 2016 No.15868025 >>15868016 >futa with just the dick, no vag or balls. That's not true futa though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:47:04 2016 No.15868029 File: 409 KB, 727x741, 1405455594488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868016

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:47:33 2016 No.15868030 Is this real life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:49:51 2016 No.15868035 File: 418 KB, 1525x1831, 1469713911676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868030 No, it's all a dream now wake up before the dream horse rapes you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:51:34 2016 No.15868041 >>15868035 But I want to fuck the dream horse, right in her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:51:39 2016 No.15868043 File: 147 KB, 566x800, 1455147743487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SO ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THOSE MONSTER G I R L S More specifically, what's your favorite thing to do with your waifu? personally I think wing hugs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:51:51 2016 No.15868045 File: 489 KB, 1015x1312, matango3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we jut shut up about futa and discuss something actually good, like Matangos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:51:59 2016 No.15868046 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, 1421963829214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys what's going on this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:53:29 2016 No.15868049 >>15868029 Some of us liked the rape economy! Once me and the girls get Mr Anon here outta the way, the demand for spiked condom's gonna go through the roof, just like the good ol' days of Monster Girl City!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:56:40 2016 No.15868057 >>15867947 "Futa has a pussy" - God, 2016

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 07:59:11 2016 No.15868062 File: 453 KB, 1280x720, 1408685814454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868049 I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:06:39 2016 No.15868085 >>15868062 Lets see about that. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56447176

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:11:35 2016 No.15868100 File: 162 KB, 761x757, 1436901307612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any comfy road-trip stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:17:07 2016 No.15868122 >>15868100 Stories to read while you're on a road trip, or stories about a road trip?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:17:34 2016 No.15868125 >>15868122 About.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:21:08 2016 No.15868142 >>15868125 That is some pretty boring subject matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:22:10 2016 No.15868146 File: 144 KB, 703x1000, 1448817248280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868142 Well fuck you, I do what I want!

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:22:24 2016 No.15868147

>>15868100
Is there even such a thing as a comfy road-trip?
I've been on countless road trips all across the country, and I remember it being pretty shit. Probably just because I don't have a van or RV or whatever.

Though I do remember being in the middle of nowhere surrounded by dust tornadoes. That was pretty cool I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:22:33 2016 No.15868150 >>15868016 futanari the japanese term for hermaphrodite (i.e. with vag and dick) because shemales are called new half in japan

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:23:29 2016 No.15868154 >>15868150 Anon pls. We were done with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:23:35 2016 No.15868155 >>15868146 You clearly don't write your own boring stories though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:24:35 2016 No.15868158 >>15868147 Stop mixing your poopy reality with romanticizing things! >>15868155 I used to. But that was in the past.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:30:58 2016 No.15868181 >>15868158 Maybe you stopped because you write boring storie

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:32:37 2016 No.15868190 >>15868181 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:36:49 2016 No.15868202 >>15868190 Maybe don't do that. If travel is your passion write some kind of "Rape on the Orient Express" book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:36:59 2016 No.15868204 File: 390 KB, 650x650, ogeha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Going to the beach with a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:37:46 2016 No.15868207 >>15868202 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:38:43 2016 No.15868212 >>15868100 I wonder what kind of Monster Girl would be most fun on a road trip. I bet a Raiju would be the most fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:38:49 2016 No.15868213 >>15868207 Well, enjoy being a failure I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:39:56 2016 No.15868216 >>15868212 Any girl who can make you forget you're on a road trip

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:40:02 2016 No.15868217 >>15868213 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:41:26 2016 No.15868224 >>15868204 >girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:43:12 2016 No.15868231 >>15868224 Author said it is on twitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:45:00 2016 No.15868239 >>15868231 It may be female, but a girl it is not

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:53:01 2016 No.15868274 File: 1008 KB, 827x1169, 1422478282749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Super Wurm vs Plutonium Golem!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:59:23 2016 No.15868290 Why don't we have a MG version of the undead carthus sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:00:48 2016 No.15868296 >>15868290 The what now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:01:44 2016 No.15868298 >>15868296 The undead Carthus sandworm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:02:34 2016 No.15868303 >>15868298 The WHAT now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:02:40 2016 No.15868304 >>15868296 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmghAh3ZW9c

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:03:37 2016 No.15868307 >>15868043 There are too many favorite things I like to do with my waifu. I guess dueling is pretty fun and polishing her scales is pretty nice. Going up mountains and camping with her is pretty good too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:04:14 2016 No.15868309 >>15868304 Ah. I've never played this, so I wouldn't know. The things Waifu Souls puts in peoples' minds...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:05:23 2016 No.15868311 >>15868309 Barb did the giant crab right? Maybe if I ask nicely he'll do one of the Carthus sandworm looming over the player with its mouth open and the girl holding a sunlight spear like she's about to throw it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:14:48 2016 No.15868337 File: 506 KB, 1964x1045, 1462796906971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868311 IT'S A GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:20:54 2016 No.15868349

>You'll never have a mongolian Jiangshi shaman
>You'll never warm her up early in the morning in your nomadic tent in a bed of furs
>She'll never teach you to hunt out on the plains
>She'll never throat sing to you and blush when you call it beautiful
>She'll never teach you shamanism and conjuring
>She'll never teach you how to summon your own spirit horse and go hunting across the plains with her.
>She'll never teach you how to make a bow from scratch
>How to be a top tier mounted archer
>She'll never show you the way to the forgotten pleasure domes of Kockgobla Kant
>Not will she ever take you ranging high into the mountains to delve into secret paradises

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:26:23 2016 No.15868355 >>15868349 Shamans sound like fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:29:54 2016 No.15868362 >>15868349 I'd rather adventure through an undead kingdom, facing Wight Knights and escaping zombie mobs all the while

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:31:57 2016 No.15868363 >>15868362 As a Jiangshi she can show you around asian undead kingdoms, though I think you want more european.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:35:19 2016 No.15868365 >>15868363 That I do. Undead Not!Europe would be amazing to go through

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:37:09 2016 No.15868370 >>15868365 I'm going to change my name to Manfred!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:42:51 2016 No.15868382 >>15868370 ....No. Don't bear the name of the man who killed the world. That being said, MG Slyvania would be cool to walk through

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:52:19 2016 No.15868402 File: 156 KB, 467x743, 1429343826725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it the spoopy hour?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:54:16 2016 No.15868405

>>15868382
I'd treat any place with vampires as a "look, don't touch" zone. Biting is my fetish, but they tend to be pretty himedere, which can blow over into yandere territory if you're not careful.

How fast do you think mermaids would build Atlantis? Since innawoods is gonna the most dangerous place during the World-Changing Monstergirl Event, do you think the sea would fare any better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:54:33 2016 No.15868407 >>15868402 That it is. So get in line and welcome our undead overlords

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:57:28 2016 No.15868411 File: 370 KB, 700x853, Ghost and Friend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868402 >>15868407 The spooky times are upon us lads

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:58:03 2016 No.15868414 >>15868405 I don't know but innawoods just made me think of MG Innsmouth >Walk into a shabby looking town >The men are almost nowhere to be seen and all the 'women' are aquatic MGs in bad disguises

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:58:12 2016 No.15868415 File: 252 KB, 468x388, 1470491314408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868402 It always is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:58:24 2016 No.15868416 >>15868407 Living Armor is an underrated dead girl. I want a tsundere one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 09:58:33 2016 No.15868417 >>15868405 >Not wanting yandere vamps Pick one up off the streets and offer her your blood forevermore. See how yan she goes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:01:07 2016 No.15868422 >>15868416 >I-it's not like I want to protect you or anything, you just looked cold

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:05:16 2016 No.15868428 >>15868422 >Outside she is spiky and hard >Inside her is the softest, warmest, most pillowy interior

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:06:48 2016 No.15868430 >>15868274 >ywn have to wear a hazmat suit when approaching/hugging your plutonium golem wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:08:49 2016 No.15868433 Are shogs hygienic? Is there slime safe? Can they clime stairs? Why are shogs so mysterious?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:10:18 2016 No.15868438 >>15868402 Undead time should be at night, not in broad daylight.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:11:01 2016 No.15868441

>>15868414
>You watch blankly as the human ear headband of one of the residence slips off and reveals her finned ears
>She blushes, thinking you're transfixed on her until one of her friends hisses in her ear and smacks her upside the head
>She gets flustered
>The fake ears fall off fully
>They both get flustered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:12:03 2016 No.15868443 >>15868433 >hygienic? Yes, they absorb germs into their own biomass and are quite sterile on the surface. >safe Like a cushion. >stairs They creep up. >mysterious Because you haven't studied them enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:17:39 2016 No.15868463 >>15868441 >Monsters pretending to be human Cute.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:20:10 2016 No.15868470

>>15868414
Instead of the Innsmouth Look, it's the Innsmouth Hook, which rises from the shore every week to pull a virgin to the heavens. In reality, it's a Kraken tentacle pulling in mates for her scylla buddies.

>>15868417
Get you a vampire girl who will lick your utensils and dishes clean when you're done using them, collect locks of your hair, and fill a room with smutty portraits she painted of the two of you going at it like animals.

Also be sure to ask nicely to be removed from the chair or she'll think you're making an escape. Maybe say something along the lines of "I want to be on top, this time". Sex is a fair toll for temporary freedom, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:20:47 2016 No.15868473 >>15868415 Can I have the full version for the pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:21:05 2016 No.15868474 >>15868470 >Instead of the Innsmouth Look, it's the Innsmouth Hook, which rises from the shore every week to pull a virgin to the heavens. In reality, it's a Kraken tentacle pulling in mates for her scylla buddies. IT MUST BE WRITTEN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:27:04 2016 No.15868486 File: 632 KB, 850x637, 1427969509199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rats are spoopy, right?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:28:07 2016 No.15868488

>>15868470
>collect locks of your hair
I got up to here before I even realized that you were trying to describe something bad. That sounds perfect. Except for being tied to a chair, clearly I have to work harder to convince her that I only have eyes for her. I'd pull them out and give them to her, but I'm her property and I wouldn't want to damage it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:28:47 2016 No.15868490 >>15868428 Exactly. And she blushes when you wear her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:29:45 2016 No.15868493 File: 733 KB, 1000x1429, 85471cef836b2050d5e066f3ed2611ac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868486 Undead Mice are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:31:31 2016 No.15868499 >>15868486 Kinda. They do the squeaks on haunted houses, so at least they get some credit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:31:38 2016 No.15868500 I love mushroom girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:32:36 2016 No.15868502 >>15868500 I believe there may be a lost hiker being raped right now, while a Mushroom is using his phone to shitpost.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:35:14 2016 No.15868505

>>15868441
>"Hello fellow human! How are you doing this evening?"
>The call happens while you are in a bar, the chesty woman rolling her wheelchair over to you with a casual grace.
>Her ears are hidden behind red hair, her hands clad in while gloves and an elegant dress covering much of her....
>Emphasis on 'much' as her flipper is still visible
>She continues awkwardly flirting with you but you can't help but sigh and wonder if anyone actually falls for this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:39:17 2016 No.15868518 >>15868470 Yep, the sacrifices are to keep the sea populated...although the townies are always a little miffed that cute human boys keep having to be sent out to sea before they can get them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:39:32 2016 No.15868520 >>15868505 >Ara ara nereid in a wheelchair wheel herelf up to you to start flirting. >She has the best disguise out of all of them >If you ignore how badly she cringes trying to act 3dpd >And the face that she's using her tail to push herself around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:40:47 2016 No.15868523 >>15868502 Do you not like mushroom girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:42:19 2016 No.15868525 >>15868490 But not because I'm wearing her right? Why would she blush having an idiot like me wearing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:42:29 2016 No.15868527 >>15868500 What do you like about them?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:42:35 2016 No.15868528

>>15868520
>They try and act like 3dpd
Oh Lordy, that would be funny to watch.

All those girls stammering and cringing as they try to talk.

It would be lovely, as would a flatfish 'disguising' herself by shoving oranges in a bra and brushing the stray scales off as a skin condition

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:43:38 2016 No.15868531 >>15868525 Yeah, that would be crazy, she'd never do something like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:43:38 2016 No.15868532 >>15868527 Squishiness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:44:20 2016 No.15868537 File: 167 KB, 984x1233, 1437983021791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868523 Shroom is love, shroom is life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:45:16 2016 No.15868538 >>15868531 And she's only protecting me from other monsters because she hates how arrogant they are. Not because they'll take me away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:47:07 2016 No.15868542 I want to get weird aids from getting raped by a monster girl who didn't even leave me her number afterwards I'd live with a dick that leaks cum for the rest of my life because of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:48:59 2016 No.15868543 >>15868538 Exactly! Even someone like you shouldn't be given to those haughty WhOReS

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:49:50 2016 No.15868544

>>15868528
>"Disguised" girl walks up to you
>Sneers at you, goes to open her mouth and say something serisive
>Winces
>She can't even sneer at you
>Starts talking with a friendly smile "H-heh. How c-creepy. What makes you think you d-deserve my attention?" Realizes she's smiling flirtily
>Tries to change her expression into a scowl
>Ends up with this twisted sort of thing that looks more painful than anything
>"Should... I leave?"
>"No! I-I uhm, I mean, why don't you make yourself u-usful and" She scrunches her face up like she was being forcefed rotten lemons "buy a girl a drink"
>You shoot her a confused look
>"S-sorry, did I go too far? Here, let me buy you two."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:50:43 2016 No.15868549 >>15868543 Guess I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. Oh well at least I get to be inside her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:51:40 2016 No.15868551 >>15868549 You should become a superhero, or at least a guardian of ancient knowledge in a world devastated by Dark Matter bombs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:54:07 2016 No.15868563 >>15868551 Be kind of weird if my armor's constantly spouting tsundere phrases.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:55:38 2016 No.15868567 >>15868563 Just keep calm like Master Chief and it'll be fine.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:57:23 2016 No.15868572

>You'll never have win Kikimora maids
>You'll never get them both pregnant with twins
>You'll never get to see your genetic quadruplet Kikimora daughters following behind their mothers, trying to help them with brooms that are a little too big for them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:58:02 2016 No.15868576 >>15868544 >"Ritual" meetings are just group councelling sessions where the girls vent about how hard it is trying to pretend to be a human woman and all the "Heinous" things they did to the poor innocent boys

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 10:59:51 2016 No.15868580
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Your lazy slob of a childhood friend won the lottery and is now financially independent. She soon discovers her life is absolutely droll and boring when all she does is the things she wants to do, and now she needs excitement in her life.
So how about pulling a prank on her?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:06:10 2016 No.15868592

>>15868580
Pranks? I have great pranks. Evil pranks. First I'll replace her milk with holstaur milk. Haha. And then, I'll slip raging mushrooms into her food. Haha yeah. And my next master prank is to take my clothes off. She won't see that coming. And then, my final prank is to impragnate her. Haaha, she be pranked to hard bro, no one expects to be impregnated then BAM. And then get this. I'll trick her into signing a marriage document. And then I'll prank her into buying a family house for her, I and the baby on its way. Haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:07:45 2016 No.15868596 >>15868592 Damn son, she got straight up PUNK'D!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:08:24 2016 No.15868598 >>15868580 I'm gonna put 10 tanukis and cheshires in her house. Her face will be priceless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:13:54 2016 No.15868612 >>15868549 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:13:59 2016 No.15868613 >>15868580 Invite her to Wonderland and then ditch her for a Dormouse

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:15:55 2016 No.15868619 >>15868580 Take a mega holstaur up her stairs. They can only walk up stairs and can’t walk down. It usually takes a crane to get them out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:18:14 2016 No.15868627 >>15868572 Cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:19:21 2016 No.15868629 >>15868619 I've read Jingo by Terry Pratchett, I know it's possible to get a mule down from a minaret. But this? I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:23:21 2016 No.15868644 >>15868619 They can't go down because they can't see the steps. The boobs makes it so they can't see anything bellow them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:30:25 2016 No.15868666 >>15868544 >A bunch of pouting monster girls talking about how hard it is to act like human women. Lovely

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:32:46 2016 No.15868679 >>15868666 Satan likes it when monsters pretend to be human? Typical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:35:08 2016 No.15868690 >>15868679 Even Satan-chan is too kind to imitate a 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:35:34 2016 No.15868692 >>15868679 Yep, especially if they're bad at it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:37:05 2016 No.15868696 File: 688 KB, 768x576, Smogremlin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you all had your daily intake of smog today? Glorious, wondrous SMOG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:38:23 2016 No.15868702 >>15868696 I liked it better when she was Farnsworth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:39:58 2016 No.15868707 File: 2.04 MB, 1500x2627, 1471234239557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868696 >a fat-bottomed Gremlin will never sit on your lap as she pilots one of her walker mechs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:42:04 2016 No.15868714 >>15868619 That's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:42:10 2016 No.15868715 >>15868696 >SnooPING AS usual, I see

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:44:44 2016 No.15868720

>>15868692

>How do you do, fellow humans?
"Durella we know it's you."
>Who is this "Durella?" My name is Curella, and I'm from the small town of Cityville.
"Youve tried this same thing every day for the past five months."
>I assure you this is the first time I've been here.
"We can see your wings and your tail."
>Those are my cloak and belt I assure you.
"And your horns."
>I have bed head.
"And your wearing a fake moustache."
>My mother was hairy.
"If you don't even half ass it why do you even bother coming?"
>Well fine. If that's the way you want it I will go elsewhere.
"No you won't."
>Good day.
"See you tomorrow."

Plot twist: She only comes because she wants some form of conversation that doesn't end with everyone having an orgy around her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:51:15 2016 No.15868736 File: 148 KB, 1200x966, Plutonium-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868274

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:52:42 2016 No.15868740 >>15868720 What was her name again? Allured?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:54:28 2016 No.15868746 >>15868696 We need hedgehog girls now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 11:59:13 2016 No.15868756 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 1441338779163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868720 I want to have a friendly platonic chit chat with Druella!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:02:04 2016 No.15868765 >>15868736 Hark! Glowy Villain Girl!

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:07:42 2016 No.15868777

>>15868756
I bet any kind of lilim would be constantly fighting thoughts of "Just push him down and fuck him, he's totally asking for it" when she's over at your house playing video games.

She would go to the bathroom, pretending that she's on her period, but in reality she's taking things from your room with her so she can sniff/lick them while masturbating furiously to calm the hot spells of demonic lust.

She just wants to live a normal life, but her libido/instincts are always getting in the way.

And then you confess your love to her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:11:13 2016 No.15868784 >>15868777 >And then you confess your love to her >Lilim just stands there short-circuiting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:11:22 2016 No.15868786 >>15868736 Poor plutonium girl. She can't go near other people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:11:52 2016 No.15868789 >>15868777 >And then you confess your love to her And that's three days of rape right there. But then again, you did confess to her, so it's not rape..

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:17:25 2016 No.15868804 >>15868736 >Cautions >When exposed to too much many radiation, there is a bad influence healthily. God I love engrish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:18:47 2016 No.15868807 >>15868804 >be careful of handling enough It truly is the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:25:05 2016 No.15868823 >>15868740 http://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:26:43 2016 No.15868826
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I want to have a cheerful, friendly Paladin-chan protecting my small human town and spike her drink on the night the monsters attack and mating press her delirious body with my traitorous dick until I've left enough corruption inside her to metamorphose her into a Succunerd waifu for me. She can still be the town cop afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:43:20 2016 No.15868852 File: 554 KB, 749x875, 1425215926612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868826 I want to be a Vampire's thrall and be her footstool too so she can keep her feet warm!

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:44:01 2016 No.15868855

>>15866402
This sounds adorable. I can just imagine a trio of them singing a lullaby in chorus. Then the youngest one starts to nod off and fall out of sync, until she slumps over, muttering the words to the song occasionally while her sisters carry on. Until they too fall asleep one after the other.
And bonus points if they wind up doing it wrapped in a weresheep wool balnket they don't realise is weresheep wool, so they can't resist its calming, soporific effects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:44:45 2016 No.15868859 >>15868852 That's an idol not a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 12:48:42 2016 No.15868864 >>15868859 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:04:29 2016 No.15868893 >>15867796 Newhalf sounds like some Gundam thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:05:40 2016 No.15868902 >>15868893 I used to have giggles about this myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:07:39 2016 No.15868911 >>15868619 Man, that takes me back. I remember that thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:09:07 2016 No.15868914 File: 180 KB, 490x520, 6ee20056f74a07db70c3ac03fbd28159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868859 She's an idol Vampire Paladin!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:10:01 2016 No.15868916 >>15868914 It's almost like Shalltear Bloodfallen, but with boobs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:11:39 2016 No.15868920 >>15868916 Nonsense. Shalltear has boobs. Just so long as you don't ask any follow up questions about what they're made of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:11:44 2016 No.15868921 >>15868916 Destroyed.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:12:29 2016 No.15868923 >>15868914 >pop songs about being sad she can't make boys anymore but how it's okay 'cause blood tastes so good

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:13:37 2016 No.15868927 File: 173 KB, 600x800, 1461539534139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15866075 >>15866050 I like My Cyclopses like I like my drinks and women. Full of body and nice to look at!

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:16:40 2016 No.15868936
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>>15868927
I like my Cyclopes flat, fujo and giving me handjobs until I'm on the edge and then filming themselves finishing me off with a single-thrust cowgirl, making it look like I'm a quickshot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:25:36 2016 No.15868965 File: 147 KB, 414x605, 1445460893791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868936 >Cyclops >Fujo You just had to ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:27:10 2016 No.15868972 >>15868965 Cute bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:29:54 2016 No.15868980 >>15868965 Nothing can beat fujo footjobs, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:31:22 2016 No.15868982 >>15868980 Everything that's not from some smelly loser monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:32:40 2016 No.15868988 >>15868980 That's highly debatable.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:37:49 2016 No.15869000

>>15868982
Having my dick bullied by a smelly loser monoeye is the best part, anon! I want to feel her rough, never pedicured feet all over my dick without any lube! It's almost as good as masturbating onto the floor while I eat her out as she plays games!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:37:50 2016 No.15869001 >>15868980 I misread that as futa and got a horrible mental image from it. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:39:05 2016 No.15869005 Even I don't want a monoeye to laugh at my tiny penis. I have standards! Not very high standards, but they exist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:40:07 2016 No.15869009 >>15869005 Tiny dicks are no laughing matter. They're a disability!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:41:06 2016 No.15869013 >>15869000 That's just gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:41:15 2016 No.15869015 >>15868923 I wanna cuddle her and promise that I'll never give up on trying to impregnate her with a boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:51:35 2016 No.15869033 How would an Oni react to you using a tetsubo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:52:37 2016 No.15869036 >>15869033 As a dildo, on her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 13:52:37 2016 No.15869037 >>15869033 Why would I even use such a stupid weapon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:20:15 2016 No.15869122 File: 1.51 MB, 1152x1436, 1471922181760-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Elves such rape bait? Just look at this whore, she's just begging to take your seed and give you as many half breed daughterus as you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:20:40 2016 No.15869123 File: 176 KB, 650x562, 1448560976748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >she's been kissing me for about six minutes now >I wonder when she'll stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:21:52 2016 No.15869128 >>15869122 Their culture just has a different approach to sexuality than we do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:22:20 2016 No.15869129 File: 360 KB, 563x800, __selvaria_bles_senjou_no_valkyria_drawn_by_shino_comic_penguin_club__30c40e6ccd42aa9df027125a2c14da76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl would Selvaria Bles be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:23:34 2016 No.15869134 >>15869122 She looks like a respectable noblewoman to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:25:09 2016 No.15869138 >>15869123 >No Mantis who gives you love bites during sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:28:15 2016 No.15869142 >>15869033 "Like giving a kanabō to an oni" is a saying in japan equal to the western "like adding fuel to a fire". I feel this needs no further explanation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:28:40 2016 No.15869143 File: 401 KB, 507x680, 1465666782536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869122 Please remember that the Elf vulva is full of tentacles and will sound you with one of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:28:52 2016 No.15869144 https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon idk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:29:27 2016 No.15869149 >>15869129 Valkryie

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:30:05 2016 No.15869151 >>15869143 Why would you spread such disgusting lies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:32:29 2016 No.15869157 File: 456 KB, 665x955, 1466008289950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869151 http://pastebin.com/YNEwxkpH It's all true. See this smug grin? She's imagining the screams you'll make once she enters you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:35:46 2016 No.15869164

>>15868777
Yoshikage Kira as a monstergirl wouldn't work

Not unless she was like, the serial cuddler

A yeti living in a quiet mountain town by day as a perfect example of a model citizen, but holding the deep dark secret of stealing and hiding away mopey folk for weeklong cuddle marathons in her basement. By the time the act is done, nobody will recognize a trace of the grumpy person that once was, or any evidence as to the culprit...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:36:14 2016 No.15869166 >>15869157 Ha! Little does these elfs knows that I'll fuck them in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:37:35 2016 No.15869169 >>15869166 How cruel. Are you going to laugh when their vagina tentacles go wild trying to find your dick and twitch as she has an anal orgasm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:37:50 2016 No.15869170 >>15869157 What the fuck did I start and then quickly stop reading? I wasn't aware JRR did THAT much worldbuilding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:39:16 2016 No.15869172 >>15869169 I'll be slightly disgusted, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:42:25 2016 No.15869176 >>15869144 Oh great, more monoeye. Totally needed more of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:43:16 2016 No.15869177 >>15869157 /d/ please go and stay go.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:44:11 2016 No.15869180
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>>15869143
>Elf vulva is full of tentacles
Lies. Everyone knows that's tentacle girls. I'd totally eat one out and gently nibble on her inner tentacles.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:45:25 2016 No.15869185
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>>15869157
>Posting this, trying to get a reaction
Either I'm dead inside or /tg/ and /d/ have truly corrupted me because ever since the botfly incident nothing phases me anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:49:20 2016 No.15869193 File: 87 KB, 650x446, mindflayer fellatio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869180 Going down on tentacle nests is lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:50:28 2016 No.15869196 >>15869185 >the botfly incident I'm morbidly curious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:50:38 2016 No.15869197 >>15869193 Why is that loliflayer with the pretty eyes confused?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:51:47 2016 No.15869198 >>15869197 Anon is sucking on her tentacles and it makes her feel funny between her legs. Why is he doing that? What's going on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:51:55 2016 No.15869199 >>15869196 I know anon, I've been in the position you were in. I wanted to know, and now I wish I didn't know, so trust me: You don't want to know!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:52:55 2016 No.15869202 >>15869199 At least say if it's some sex thing or just a person with parasites inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:53:05 2016 No.15869204 File: 1.32 MB, 4000x4000, ST sal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats the best accent for you waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:53:32 2016 No.15869205 File: 217 KB, 1253x909, damn you, latenight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869198 It makes the relationship between the monster and you more intimate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:54:19 2016 No.15869210 >>15869202 It's someone's fetish and that's all I'm saying about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:54:22 2016 No.15869211 >>15869164 >mountain cabin basement That's too cold, they'll start to get frost bite if the yeti isn't hugging them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:54:39 2016 No.15869212 >>15869198 Anon should let the loliflayer flay him so she can understand why he's doing it. Then squish her belly a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:57:12 2016 No.15869217 >>15869204 Eastern european

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:58:02 2016 No.15869219 >>15869204 German, Russian, New York, RP English they're all fucking great. God damn my accent fetish.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 14:58:07 2016 No.15869220
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>>15869196
>>15869202
Okay, since you asked. A while ago somebody made a specific request on /tg/ before the smut threads got kicked off and moved to /d/ to become "Erotic Fiction Thread" over the "Smut General".

For taste, the rest is going to be behind the black spoiler bar.

This fucker goes into the thread with a woody for very specific things like the "Treeman" and other things like cyst removal and botfly removal/maggot therapy.

He wanted a story of an Imperial Cleric from Warhammer performing said things on a former Nurgle-ite cultist. In gratuitous detail. We're talking Cronenberg/1980s tier graphic hyperbole detail. In his words it'd be "very stressful for both of them, but also sweet and intimate"

It's basically as >>15869199 said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:00:45 2016 No.15869228 >>15869220 Komodo-oneechan pls. There's no way something that disgusting could exist to close to us. It's just a deep stink and nursing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:02:02 2016 No.15869235 >>15869228 Someone post the screencap. He doesn't believe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:03:57 2016 No.15869241 File: 258 KB, 1366x768, 1474484637802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869228 You asked for it motherfucker.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:05:48 2016 No.15869250

>>15869220
I get where he's coming from. I mean, maybe for him he got hard but for me I'd have to store my junk in an alternate dimension while I do it, but I get where he's coming from with the stress and sweet intimacy. You're causing her pain, you want to make sure you're as clinical as possible while you do it, and that care bleeds out of your hands and into her. then there's the fact that she even trusts you to cure her in the first place

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:06:56 2016 No.15869254 >>15869250 Botfly-kun please go back to the /trash/. I'd say /d/ but as >>15869241 shows even they don't want you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:07:16 2016 No.15869255 >>15869241 It's gross, but romantic. I won't knock it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:08:11 2016 No.15869258 File: 1.05 MB, 3376x4754, acatisNotfine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869241 Could be worse, especially with the caith sith fans on /k/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:09:10 2016 No.15869262 >>15869212 >squishing flayers I like it. I always figured Flayers where as soft as squid type girls. They always look so comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:09:20 2016 No.15869263 >>15869254 I know you're eager to lay down some hot new memes, but try reading the post first

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:09:58 2016 No.15869268
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>>15869250
>with the stress and sweet intimacy. You're causing her pain, you want to make sure you're as clinical as possible while you do it, and that care bleeds out of your hands and into her. then there's the fact that she even trusts you to cure her in the first place
You can get that with just a plain nursing scenario. Removing shrapnel from an injured Fluff would be great, and not disgusting at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:10:37 2016 No.15869269 >>15869263 >Hot new memes Botfly removal is actually decently old but okay. I saw words that could be taken as defending it and blanked out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:12:58 2016 No.15869273 >>15869262 Latenight did a few squishyflayers some time ago, too bad I lost them with my HD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:13:59 2016 No.15869276 >>15869258 I keep telling people. When they say /k/ is "a magical place" they mean "a magical realm"

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:15:41 2016 No.15869281

>>15869268
Well this Is a nurgle he is talking about. I too would much rather simply remove shrapnel and bullets. Or heal a lich whose body was heavily damaged in a fight with slow, tender loving. Watching as her body slowly regenerates. Nursing a best. Especially if it's an odd spot of role reversal, and you're nursing the one who should be looking out for you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:19:22 2016 No.15869298

>>15869281
>pulling them out of her thigh
>the beautiful curve is ruined by the jagged wounds from the mine
>every time you insert the pliers into her flesh she stiffens up and whimpers
>that ragged breathing as it pulls on her flesh and skin on the way out
>that relieved gasp when it finally clears her leg
>constant tension from the sharp pieces of metal so close to her artery that a mistake could kill her
>finally they're all out and she starts crying
Also consider rehab to get her walking again, and licking her scars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:20:57 2016 No.15869304 >>15869298 Being a battlefield medic for monstergirls would be heartrending. Imagine having to be the one to break it to a Dragon that she might never fly again after her spine was broken.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:24:46 2016 No.15869312

>>15869298
I don't have a lick of medical training, but being a healslut would be pretty fun.
>Risk arrows and hellfire to drag the paladin grill into what cover you can
>she's gasping like a fish out of water, having been struck with a magic comparable to a cannon strike
>Breastplate has caved in and been blown to bits, cracking her sternum and puncturing her lungs.
>It's a miracle her heart wasn't damaged
>Strip the armor off her as you prepare to perform another miracle
>One hand tears at the metal embedded in her flesh while the other pumps a constant stream of healing magic into her.
>But the enemy didn't fight fair.
>Inch by inch you see undeath claim her
>You've stabilized her, but she's well on her way to being gone from this world. you see one of her eyes gone to a hazy lust, and the hand she reaches out to you has gone cold

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:25:19 2016 No.15869314

>>15869304
>>her spine was broken
>loses all feeling in her lower body
>can't feel the dick anymore
>can't feel the pleasure of being cummed inside anymore
You'd need a lot of specialized psychiatrists for all these wounded angels. We can't let a single one commit suicide! Adopt a broken veteran today and cuddle her every day and every night, even when she has nightmares!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:25:50 2016 No.15869317 >>15869304 >spoiler I want this, but at the same time, I don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:26:14 2016 No.15869319 >>15869262 I bet even flat chest flayers would be so soft you could squish their chests like they had huge cowtits anyway.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:32:38 2016 No.15869335

>>15869273
Found them on his imgur.
>>15869319
Absolutely. I want to sit a flayer on my lap and squeeze her all over, feeling her soft body bulge between my fingers. I want to hear her whimper when I playfully nibble her head tentacles. Flat chested Flayers would be even more sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:34:22 2016 No.15869341 What do you want to do for monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:35:06 2016 No.15869343 >>15869281 I want to console a Yeti who lost her arms and can't hug any more and teach her leglock hugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:35:55 2016 No.15869346 File: 106 KB, 475x475, 1466666003815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made a mistake, guys. I accidentally got rid of my folder of NSFW hellhound stuff. Somebody please send help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:36:21 2016 No.15869347 >>15869341 Give an Elf's tentacles a reacharound while nibbling on her ear and cupping her modest breast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:36:41 2016 No.15869348 I want to do something latenight worthy involing a demons,salamanders or the umi osho

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:36:59 2016 No.15869351 >>15869341 Clean and polish a dragon's scales.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:38:42 2016 No.15869356 >>15869346 I can make a .mega folder of my Hellhound stuff if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:39:13 2016 No.15869359 >>15869348 Dress one of those in fairy clothes and give them a brush. Now you just wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:39:30 2016 No.15869361 >>15869356 That'll work. Thank you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:40:01 2016 No.15869365 >>15869347 Stop trying to force this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:41:06 2016 No.15869366 >>15869347 fuck off bollocks

>>	Hoenn-Innawoods Wed Sep 21 15:42:18 2016 No.15869372 >>15869346 Holy crap that wan is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:43:20 2016 No.15869375 >>15869366 Where'd Bollocks come from?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:43:32 2016 No.15869378

>>15869314
>>15869317
This is what Cyborg Augmentation is for.
Imagine seeing her eyes light up after the surgery when she can feel her legs and soar with her wings again.
All because some pioneering anon devised the technology that lead to her new spine.
Embrace the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:44:44 2016 No.15869382 >>15869372 No names, please.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:45:24 2016 No.15869384

>>15869378
>veteran Gremlin gets bionic legs that let her feel being creampied
>she solders the connection to be permanently on
>becomes a mindbroken ahegao doll from feeling like she's being creampied 24/7
Would take into my home and use as a living onahole/daki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:45:25 2016 No.15869385 >>15869361 Let me get started then.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:46:33 2016 No.15869391
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>>15869341
I want to lay a Shoggoth down on a tarp, then lick her fleshy clothes, from the crease between her knees, all the way up across her abdomen and between her breasts. I want to stop on every glowing eye, and her little heart shaped womb core, and coat them in my saliva.

Then I want to send her back to her chores.

Then a hour later I'll jump her in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:47:09 2016 No.15869396 File: 1.23 MB, 3264x1836, 0921161230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's getting closer to Halloween. What costumes and trick or treat spots would be popular amongst little monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:48:13 2016 No.15869398 >>15869378 Imagine how crazy and lovely the bedtime would be with her. She would be eager to see if it really works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:48:18 2016 No.15869399 >>15869396 The most terrifying costume of all. A human girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:49:15 2016 No.15869405 >>15869396 Paladin armors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:49:42 2016 No.15869406 >>15869346 http://imgur.com/a/aADvJ I think there's some NSFW stuff here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:50:23 2016 No.15869411 >>15869399 >Elves have to deal with this shitty joke 24/7 >Kitsune-tsuki and kejourou do this and just look like assholes that want candy without dressing up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:50:30 2016 No.15869414 >>15869384 You'd better cuddle her anon. She needs the affection. >>15869398 Be ready to comfort her anon, she might just cry tears of joy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:50:47 2016 No.15869416 File: 147 KB, 707x1000, Fae creatures a best.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Large fairies a best. Titania too big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:52:33 2016 No.15869425 >>15869396 My daughteru is going as her favorite character from her favorite magical girl show 'The Magical Adventures of Princess Puppy'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:52:41 2016 No.15869426 >>15869416 >Titania too big. How can one man be so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:53:08 2016 No.15869427 >>15869411 Kejourou just need to dress up as some character with long hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:53:59 2016 No.15869430 >>15869396 What is that meido dressed as?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:54:20 2016 No.15869432 >>15869416 There are two acceptable sizes to fairies: >Abdomen barely big enough to take a dick >Small enough to fit inside penis as a Rampage legacy potion

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:54:58 2016 No.15869433 >>15869425 Is she an Anubis or a Kobold? Will she join the loli Lich dressed up as Death while she visits the old folks home?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:55:31 2016 No.15869435 File: 209 KB, 1350x1380, 1461326198512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869416 >Titania too big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:55:55 2016 No.15869437 >>15869416 Do not trust any fairys. They only want to trap you in a time loop until you end the world. Do not save the crystals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:55:59 2016 No.15869438 >>15869430 It is a Shog as Sakuya from 2hu. Shogkuya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:56:00 2016 No.15869439 >>15869427 So, Bayoneta cosplay everywhere? Or that one character from Index that would actually require them to use extensions? >>15869416 >Titania too big. The only thing too big about titanias is the effect they have on muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:56:22 2016 No.15869441 >>15869414 >Dragon crying That's my fetish. I want to make her the happiest girl in the world, give her a big family and tons of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:56:50 2016 No.15869443 >>15869433 She's a Kobold! And no, I think she's a little too hyperactive to visit an old folks home, especially when she's all dressed up and scarfing down candy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:57:41 2016 No.15869446 >>15869396 hellwans would make two paper mache heads and duct tape them to their shoulders gremlins would dress up as their favorite cartoon scientists

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:58:12 2016 No.15869447 >>15869375 only that faggot would push shit like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:58:25 2016 No.15869448 >>15869439 Probably. Maybe the occasional character from Phantom Blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:58:56 2016 No.15869452 >>15869441 I hope you're ready to cuddle her every night for the rest of your life, because she's going to make you into her daki. Your daughterus'll join you in the family cuddles and you'll wake up to your dragon waifu's big smile every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:00:22 2016 No.15869455 >>15869396 >Loli Anubis dressed as Bob the builder

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:00:42 2016 No.15869456 >>15869446 >two gremlins >one is Dr. Doom >the other is Dr. Weird >both argue which one is better >>15869443 What a cutie.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:01:08 2016 No.15869458

>>15869346
>>15869406
Done a quick scan from the imgur, here's some I didn't see.
https://a.pomf.cat/dkyumz.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/hbfwcu.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/qjjeoa.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/kddcsd.png
https://a.pomf.cat/bedewi.png
https://a.pomf.cat/evclbm.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/fsflhj.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/pwggkx.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/vvhaja.png

There's also one more that isn't really thread friendly not included in the links.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:01:51 2016 No.15869463 >>15869455 >not a lego death star Anon pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:02:38 2016 No.15869465 >>15869458 neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:05:50 2016 No.15869477 File: 798 KB, 705x1000, 1467823650630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869458 Bless your heart, anon. >isn't really thread friendly I'll still take it. Also trying to track down this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:06:13 2016 No.15869480 >>15869458 Post it. I'm not triggered by typical thread no no's

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:06:43 2016 No.15869481 >>15869452 I want to take her and our daughterus to the park. Then I want to watch her teach the little dragons how to fly, showing the beautiful skills that she once lost. It hurts so much not having a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:07:44 2016 No.15869483 >>15869458 Is it that yuri one from HF?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:07:50 2016 No.15869484 >>15869463 Star Wars is witchcraft and I won't let no innocent Anubis watch it She is sticking to Bob the builder until she is at least 21

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:08:35 2016 No.15869487

>>15869456
>third gremlin dressed as Dr. Robotnik
>she even built her very own eggomatik-hovercraft
>complete with speakers and lights and Scratch and Grounder figures
>it only plays robotnik's aosth theme
>3rd gremlin walks past the other two to nab more candy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:09:19 2016 No.15869489 >>15869346 >>15869361 >>15869458 Alright, I hope it's okay. https://mega.nz/#!F5Q03JpR!pBx6egrBlDwOrU771IZF4nFCUHEeBMXQ0W5np4Xq-NU

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:09:33 2016 No.15869491 >>15869458 >There's also one more that isn't really thread friendly not included in the links. inb4 .less

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:09:53 2016 No.15869494 >>15869477 here https://my.mixtape.moe/aatoik.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:10:11 2016 No.15869495 >>15869435 How big can Titanias get? Dire Titanias?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:11:48 2016 No.15869500 >>15869477 That's a chubby looking hellhound. I approve

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:11:54 2016 No.15869501 >>15869477 >>15869480 http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/bobbydando/402325/Teamwork-on-Laura >>15869483 Yes that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:13:38 2016 No.15869510 File: 128 KB, 250x250, 1440133247239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869501 I ain't that way, anon. Porn is porn. Thank you for the link.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:13:51 2016 No.15869513 >>15869501 >Hellhounds in Eorzea Now wouldn't that be something. 4.0 MGE Crossover pls Yoshi-P.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:15:32 2016 No.15869514 >>15869501 Hot, although low quality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:16:40 2016 No.15869515 >>15869510 >Porn is porn. And yurishit is yurishit. Also nice unrelated reaction image.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:17:14 2016 No.15869519

>>15869335
Yes, that'd be perfect. Like rubbing her shoulders and feeling your hands sink in and down on her both sides, poking her cheeks like she's got a face made out of dough, and seeing just how amazingly puffy her puffy vulva is, and how crazily I can press and mould it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:17:33 2016 No.15869521 >>15869510 Don't get me wrong, I find it hot too and want to pound that Hellwan from behind while she does that but you know how things are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:18:06 2016 No.15869522 >>15869501 ree

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:18:59 2016 No.15869527

>>15869501
Ah, right.
It's fine, but I wish it was drawn a little better. It's not just the style, but the image looks kind of stiff and static. Like it's a really generic straight on shot with no real motion or dynamism.
I give it two russian astronauts out of five.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:21:03 2016 No.15869533 >>15869501 Disgusting

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:28:49 2016 No.15869546 [SPOILER]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA

Looks like you'll be waiting in a castle for those Tanuki sisters to come save you.

I'm sure there's something you could do to pass the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:30:31 2016 No.15869549 File: 926 KB, 2800x1977, Extrem Clopping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869144 done also http://www.strawpoll.me/11273018/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:31:31 2016 No.15869552 >>15869546 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:31:46 2016 No.15869553 File: 713 KB, 2800x1977, Extrem Clopping 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869549 >>15869144 >>15868936 >>15868927

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:32:23 2016 No.15869554 >>15869157 This entire theory falls apart when you remember that magic is a thing, and elves are inherently magical and spiritual beings by nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:33:01 2016 No.15869556 >>15869549 Is that supposed to be a horn or an eyebrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:33:11 2016 No.15869557 >>15869549 >>15869553 Commissions or whatever that tanuki one is. We don't need more people doing Patreon and paywalling art for the sake of jewishness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:35:55 2016 No.15869564 >>15869557 you seem to think there's only one way to use patreon. "support me pls, everything will still be public but yall git full res drawings and linearts of colored things or something" >>15869556 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:36:01 2016 No.15869565 File: 422 KB, 657x869, 1474490161315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869552 Oh you know. Stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:36:10 2016 No.15869566 >>15869268 I'd prefer mofu removing shrapnel from me, because my first aid training quite go that far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:37:37 2016 No.15869570 >>15869565 I'll just wait for the Tanuki sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:38:08 2016 No.15869572 >>15869557 >>15869549 tanuki in question >>15864933

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:40:56 2016 No.15869579 >>15869566 Correction: >my first aid training doesn't quite go that far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:41:38 2016 No.15869583 >>15869527 Agreed. Really not a fan of that artist's stuff. Which is a shame because they've done a fair amount of stuff that is conceptually hot, but their execution is just not good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:41:52 2016 No.15869584 >>15869565 Dat Luigi

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:42:49 2016 No.15869587

>>15869564
Oh, that sounds fine then. It's just the exclusivity of it all which is horrid. One of the many reasons Butter T is disliked. Among other things, he uses censors, pastes watermarks and only posts the downscaled images to his normal places, just to try and get people to go to his Patreon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:43:25 2016 No.15869591 File: 495 KB, 1024x721, They see your big wallet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869570 Welcome to the Nook Shop! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY_6fJg9t7k >Buy >Sell >Talk >Leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:43:38 2016 No.15869592 File: 930 KB, 448x252, l5i2uWn.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've realized why I actually love Tanukis. Instead of huge kintama, all that fat went to their breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:46:33 2016 No.15869599 >>15869591 >talk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:46:50 2016 No.15869600 >>15869592 Yep, the desert nukis are proof of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:46:54 2016 No.15869601 >>15869591 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA Allow me to correct your theme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:48:28 2016 No.15869609 >>15869599 Rumor has it that the Nook Shop has the best deals in the land! Their prices can't be beat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:48:37 2016 No.15869610 File: 471 KB, 1200x804, 1472435528747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869592 That's the ticket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:48:42 2016 No.15869611 >>15869591 >Buy >Collar and leash >Buy >Small rubber bodysuit (pink) >Buy >The one on the right

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:49:28 2016 No.15869612 >>15869610 How much for paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:50:22 2016 No.15869617 >>15869591 >rape We're going full Rance 01, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:51:23 2016 No.15869619 >>15869612 All you've gotta do is sell your body to her and she'll sell her body to you. Desert Tanukis are all about trading and bartering, even in their marriage traditions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:51:29 2016 No.15869620 >Tanuki So how's them trashpandas workin out for ya

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:55:15 2016 No.15869632 >>15869619 Fine, I'll sell myself to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:56:18 2016 No.15869636 >>15869619 >>15869610 >tfw no desertnuki stories

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:56:41 2016 No.15869638 I wanna sneak minotaur milk into my tanuki boss's drinks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:58:20 2016 No.15869644 I wonder if pharaoh milk can turn a monstergirl into a desert monstergirl variation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:00:16 2016 No.15869648 >>15869644 Well great, now I'm imagining this big elaborate ritual for monstergirls to become servants of a Pharaoh that involves drinking a goblet of her milk and becoming brown skinned desert beauties. Thanks for the boner anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:03:45 2016 No.15869655 >>15869648 I was imagning the same thing straight from the tap, just because the pharaoh would probably get more of a kick out of that. But either way, seeing a girl turn all brown and buxom with evey gulp like that would be hot as all hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:03:58 2016 No.15869656 >>15869644 >>15869648 But what kind of milk would turn them into confident Ojous?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:05:41 2016 No.15869664 >>15869656 Milk from a blonde drill-haired lilim princess?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:06:26 2016 No.15869666 >>15869664 I must obtain this milk right away!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:07:49 2016 No.15869672 >>15869664 Lilims cannot be blonde.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:09:09 2016 No.15869681 >>15869672 White drill hair?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:09:37 2016 No.15869683

>>15869655
And after the ritual, the new vassal gets a human slaveboy to rape and marry.
So imagine being the slave, being held still by a pair of mummies and watching the new girl's form swell and change knowing that she's going to be riding your dick all night long once she's done.
Also some pharaohs probably mix their milk with the milk of whatever desert deity they worship so you might get mixing with Hathor or Ra milk too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:10:37 2016 No.15869690 >>15869672 Lilims can be whatever they want. They're lilims. We have a black haired lilim now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:11:04 2016 No.15869692 >>15869683 It is possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:11:49 2016 No.15869696 File: 1000 KB, 1005x683, 34113520_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869644 How lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:13:34 2016 No.15869701 >>15869632 Then you're going to get to fuck those plump tits every night. Enjoy your new wife anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:14:43 2016 No.15869703 >>15869644 Dangerous Desert Yetis, who hug travellers. Lethal during the day when the sun is burning, but helpful at night when the cold sets in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:17:44 2016 No.15869717 >>15869701 Great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:21:27 2016 No.15869729 >>15869672 dye exists. And lilims are spellcasters.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:25:52 2016 No.15869747

>>15869683
Oh man, imagine watching the girl change bit by bit, moaning as her skin gets more and more tan, even her nipples turning into dark little nubs as her breasts swell with every gulp of the pharaoh's milk.
And her hair slowly changes colour like a curtain moving down on it, her hips and thighs plumping out like the pharaoh's own vitality and bounty is flowing into her.

Until her eyes lock onto yours, her skin now dark, dusky bronze skin, shining with sweat and painted with milk, both the pharaoh's spilled lactate, and the girl's own as her body adapts, every swaying, jiggling step she takes towards you is like an exotic dancer's: fluid like melted chocolate.

Then, with her new nude, buxom form, she presses up against you, like a newly born goddess, her one desire for you to paint her dark skin white again, outside and in.

Fuck, somebody please tell me doujins exist with this sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:25:57 2016 No.15869748 >>15869729 I'm pretty sure most monsters would mock them for dying their hair. Kejs would haze the hell out of them.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:28:59 2016 No.15869763
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>>15869683
>>15869655
>Get captured by a Pharaoh and her servants
>There's a Kitsune on a raise dais, looking at you
>You know her as the healer from the Zipangan caravan
"My my... this girl's Ba is all in conflict. It'd be a pity to not set her free."
>Her slender fingers go between the Kitsune's legs, eliciting a soft moan from her. Her other hand frees one of her breasts and begins to play with her nipple.
>You can see milk starting to come from it.
"Oh don't worry. She won't get hurt, not at all. I'm simply... expanding the family. After all, am I not the Sun and the Moon? Are you all not my children?"
>Presses her breast into the Kitsune's mouth, the paler girl starts to drink as the Pharaoh gives a soft purr, stroking her hair like a pet's
>No sooner than the caramel orb leaves her mouth, the Kitsune starts to pleasure herself
>Her body seems to be getting darker, as well as her hips widening. The fabric that used to cling to her chest loosely starts to strain at her breasts increasing in size.
"It seems... Mother Hathor has decided to take in your little friend. You should be honored, little man."
>The Kitsune's self-pleasuring reaches a crescendo as her legs practically buck upwards, female ejaculate spraying out of her crevice
>Rather than panting and laying back down, she totters to her feet, her hair having gone from straight and wheat blonde to wavy and black down to her shoulders
>You can see a downy carpet of black hair just above her moist lower lips, the vulva plump and ripe for 'harvesting'
>Her tails thrash about as she notices your own arousal, her longer tongue snaking out and licking her fingers
>TFW getting rocked by a Desertsune

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:34:35 2016 No.15869782 >>15869747 You're just going to create abominations. Why would anyone want brown, busty, lactating Liches, or Vampires, or Oomukades, or Mantises?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:37:00 2016 No.15869794 >>15869763 Yes, yes, holy fuck, yes! More desert kitsunes! More desert monstergirls! More pharaoh breast milk! More delicious brown transformation! Every day, all of these things, 24/7!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:39:30 2016 No.15869799 >>15869782 Well, a desert themed Lich is pretty neat. Those jars holding her organs could act as her phys, and she can up to 5 of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:39:38 2016 No.15869801 >>15869763 >You'll never wake up in a comfortable bed with a delicious brown Desertsune clinging to you in her sleep after she rocked your world last night. Fuck, it hurts man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:40:29 2016 No.15869804 >>15869794 Well, we need a very busty, very milky pharaoh for that to happen. I am more than happy to find/make such a thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:42:14 2016 No.15869809 >>15869799 But liches need to be pale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:47:28 2016 No.15869820 >>15869809 Voodoo and shamanism need researching as well. http://imgur.com/a/Vj5S0

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:47:45 2016 No.15869821 File: 1.99 MB, 448x252, 1442707624257.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869794 >Give a Dragon a Pharaoh's milk >She turns into Tiamat >MFW

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:50:07 2016 No.15869833

>>15869809
this. a healthy tan is great in busty monsters, but undead best girl needs that unearthly glow of a NEET that never leaves her place of study / work / video game and manga cave.

>>15869820
Leave that to non-lich researchers then. Nature magic was never their thing, and voodoo style of undeath is lame anyway. Go make a troll or something to do that.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 17:56:43 2016 No.15869851

>>15869804
Obviously, we need to make a regular pharaoh into the mother goddess she was always meant to be.

A plump pharaoh who's fed grapes and sweets all day, along with nothing but 100% pure Hathor milk, for it's dangerously full effect.
She'll have tits so big she'll need an anubis attendent to hold each one up on a pillow. Of course, with the anubi standing right under her eternally lactating tits, they'll be soaked under the white stream. Their tan skin will be exposed to so much, it'll even soak in to their bodies and have a slight enhancement effect. God knows what'll happen if their iron wills break, and they end up just opening their mouth to the streams of milk above, long tongues lapping up every drop they can get. Will the anubi become even more perfectly brown? They'll certainly get plump enough that they might not be able to perform their job any more. Then they'll probably be seen to by the other anubis, as two more lithe anubutts come to take the place of dedicated breast carriers.

And don't forget the sphinx, who, after the pharaoh lets some of her milk into the catgirl's saucer, will just look like the very image of luxury. Purring, arching her back and kneading her massive breasts, lazing around on those big, bouncy funbags.

I bet the pharaoh would even have curvy apsara dancers, so that her milk can be magically manipulated by their dancing. Preferably right into the mouth of any non-desert girl who enters the pharaoh's court.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:01:19 2016 No.15869865 File: 311 KB, 744x1052, Solution Epsilon 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who likes their Shoggoths blonde?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:02:53 2016 No.15869872 >>15869865 I like most of my monster girls blonde. I have a thing for titty monster bimbos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:03:13 2016 No.15869873 File: 1.59 MB, 800x600, 1474468157741.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869865 I like a lot of blonde things. Shogs are not one of them. Damn villains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:03:49 2016 No.15869875 I need all the Tanuki stories we have. For "research"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:08:18 2016 No.15869896 >>15869875 Pastebin is in op then, lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:08:38 2016 No.15869898 >>15869851 Exactly. I'll help her achieve that state, keep her pampered, and help out any girls whose thirst gets the better of them I'll take care of those anubi of course. They won't want or have to work again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:09:11 2016 No.15869899 File: 655 KB, 827x1169, Solution Ep2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869872 Nice taste. >>15869873 Why do you consider such nice girls to be villains? Does this look like the face of evil?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:14:24 2016 No.15869919 >>15869899 That looks like fucking Nurse Honey from MEH's Succubus series. So yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:16:09 2016 No.15869924 Would a nightmare be afraid of dream catchers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:16:49 2016 No.15869928 >>15869899 out and stay out, behelit-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:18:36 2016 No.15869936 >>15869924 I'd imagine a magical one would trap her in its strands when she approaches her sleeping target. Anon sleeps easy and wake up to shyhorse in bondage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:20:44 2016 No.15869943 >>15869936 That would be lovely. I'd bully a nightmare for the weekend before letting her go

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:20:52 2016 No.15869944 >>15869924 She'd probably get all tangled up in one, leaving you to find her the next morning, practically gift-wrapped in the bindings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:21:34 2016 No.15869951 >>15869435 Smugception.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:22:42 2016 No.15869957 >>15869943 You bully, you buy [marry].

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:23:07 2016 No.15869958 >>15869611 Oh my!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:24:50 2016 No.15869965 >>15869957 Well, I'd need to see if she comes back. I'm not sure she'd enjoy being bound up and used as a dairy dispenser for the weekend

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:26:02 2016 No.15869972 >>15869936 >>15869944 I wonder if she'd be temporarily shunk down while caught inside the dreamcater. Then the moment she's freed, she slowly regains her original size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:26:44 2016 No.15869975 File: 1.16 MB, 1192x1449, 1451572778592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869763 I just want a Desert Titania.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:31:52 2016 No.15870003 >>15869896 Pastebin doesn't say who wrote what though last I checked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:35:22 2016 No.15870016 >>15869875 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Camran1005/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive If you ignore the website and any link that doesn't lead to a pastebin, this is a pretty helpful list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:42:38 2016 No.15870060 File: 257 KB, 1192x1449, gyaryu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869975 like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:44:10 2016 No.15870067 >>15870060 doesnt gyaryu usually imply heavy makeup use? That's just nice and tanned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:45:29 2016 No.15870072 >>15870060 Nice, though a shade darker would be better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:46:31 2016 No.15870076 >>15869747 >>15869763 I didn't ask for this boner. But thank you guys anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:48:56 2016 No.15870082 >>15870067 That's ganguro

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:50:34 2016 No.15870087

>>15870067
That's the joke though. zoom in and you can see the kinks on a 5 minute photoshop.

>>15870072
Darker would contrast painfully with the existing highlights, senpai. I'm really not that good at this yet.

>>15870082
son type ganguro into google and observe the blackface clownfuckery. this is just a mildly slutty spraytan in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:51:29 2016 No.15870090 >>15869748 Mocking a Lilim sounds like a good way to end up transformed into something awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:56:46 2016 No.15870102 >>15870090 >Kej mocks a lilim who changes her own hair colour >After the flash of light and the angry lilim storms away, there's a surprised, animate wig on the floor >At least it's not permament.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:57:07 2016 No.15870105 >>15870090 >Human princess mocks a lilim >Ends up a fat P'orc

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:58:23 2016 No.15870107 >>15870067 It's more about fashion sense than makeup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:58:26 2016 No.15870108 >>15870102 >>15870105 Thats my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:00:38 2016 No.15870113 >>15869820 >Voodoo And suddenly I'm imagining a gender-swapped Baron Samedi. Geoffrey Holder laugh optional.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:02:27 2016 No.15870119 >>15870108 Yeah, shame that princess won't be finding a husband

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:05:15 2016 No.15870125 File: 64 KB, 400x400, toomuchsunnyd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870016 >Alp and Bollocks have spread their taint to the Tanukis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:10:13 2016 No.15870146 I want my waifu to terrify me all Halloween night then cuddle me and fuck me silly the next day!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:11:33 2016 No.15870153 >>15870102 >>15870105 What if someone compliments a Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:12:42 2016 No.15870157 >>15870153 If it's a girl she'll be blessed with a desirable monstergirl form and great prosperity. If it's a man, he'd better brace his pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:14:20 2016 No.15870162 >>15870119 I dunno. There are people here who would probably be willing. She just needa to keep her haughty act to attract boysluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:14:43 2016 No.15870163 File: 366 KB, 1177x1236, 1445465503751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870146 DIE HUMAN, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:18:58 2016 No.15870175 >>15870108 Uh, the sapient, living wig, or the p'orc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:22:01 2016 No.15870189 >>15870175 I was referring to the porc princess but yes.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:22:04 2016 No.15870190

>>15870163
So uh

What if, for one night out of the year, monstergirls reverted back to their form before the current DL was in power?

Maybe they all just excuse themselves at the time, saying the Sabbath called a meeting with no husbandos allowed or something.

Still, a bit frightening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:24:43 2016 No.15870198 File: 771 KB, 700x1000, Amazonian Titania.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869975

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:28:21 2016 No.15870215 File: 180 KB, 1632x1224, IMG_20160921_192601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870190 The Dragons are the only ones that have the ability to revert to their original forms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:29:44 2016 No.15870220 >>15870215 There are plenty of girls with shapeshifting magic/powers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:33:44 2016 No.15870233 >>15870153 She blesses them with bigger assets >>15870162 It's hard to act haughty when ones ways as much as a prize hog

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:37:27 2016 No.15870246 >>15870233 Where has that weight gone to though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:38:05 2016 No.15870252 >>15870215 I'm gonna dress myself as a knight and ride my dragon on halloween.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:38:37 2016 No.15870255 >>15870233 That doesn't stop Apophises. Just look at all the boysluts who want to degrade themselves and be an apophis' slave husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:38:48 2016 No.15870256 >>15870198 She could be thicker.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:42:59 2016 No.15870269

>>15870190
That sounds suitably spooky. No, wait, that sounds outright terrifying.

I like it. Maybe if the monstergirls were slightly less aggressive in their monster forms, just to make it a bit less of a massacre. The girls themselves would be able to prepare as well to ensure everyone's safety.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:44:18 2016 No.15870275 >>15870269 >Waifu is kitsune >There's basically no change Yet another reason why fluffy tail is patrician-tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:44:58 2016 No.15870277 >>15870255 I mean, they are so cute...You can't blame me for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:45:31 2016 No.15870279 >>15870269 What if they mantained their horniness? There would be a bunch of guys throwing their wives on the street and locking their doors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:45:36 2016 No.15870280 >>15870275 Well So long as she doesn't get hungry for a little liver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:46:54 2016 No.15870283 >>15870280 Already ruined by alcoholism, so I should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:47:03 2016 No.15870284 >>15870246 She'd probably have it go to her belly with only a little going to her hips, rear, breasts, and thighs. Lilims know where to hit >>15870255 Yeah but apophi get it in their breasts and breasts, not just the belly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:47:05 2016 No.15870285 >>15870277 They're old hags! They're fat and old and mean! They take advantage of young cute boys! Get a nice monster girl who will see you as an equal instead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:49:33 2016 No.15870291 >>15870284 If she lets out and "OHHOHOHOHOHOHO" would she accidentally oink?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:51:00 2016 No.15870296

>>15870275
Well, maybe she changes so that she looks like she literally came out of an old Japanese painting for a night.
Or she turns into a big, talking ninetailed fox for the night with her magic locked so she can't change into/appear as a human.

But I like the first idea better.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:51:29 2016 No.15870299

>>15870269
Obviously some would have to take more care than others. Oni just need an unreasonably strong cage to spend the night in, which I'm sure can be arranged with DE magic. Shogs on the other hand face the risk of driving their husband mad, and need to face the paradox of finding somebody to attend to their dear master's needs while they are away without stealing him.

Vampires and succubi... I guess just get easymode? Huh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:52:03 2016 No.15870302 >>15870291 Yep, she'd get halfway through and let out a snort. Needless to say, whatever part of her composure she had would be destroyed

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:53:13 2016 No.15870304

>>15870285
Pharaoh please, they are purple something I find mesmerazing, they have huge boobs and that means they have huge softness, And their eyes...to slave for, and a sweet hood. As for the old hag thing...that's why irony exists right?

Someday I'll be Anon, protector of Apohis by day, slut by night and cuddlebug the rest of the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:53:21 2016 No.15870306 >>15870280 If she starts buying fava beans and expensive chiantis right before Halloween, run

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:53:52 2016 No.15870310 >>15870302 I'll comfort her. And take her to the nearest Hathorite church. They should be able to help her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:55:11 2016 No.15870313 >>15870306 I'm pretty sure there was a patebin about a kit wife pulling that prank. They fugged after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:55:43 2016 No.15870318 >>15870279 Throw them in a room full of pillows marked with your scent, lock the door from the outside, then wait the night. And wash the pillows the morning after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:56:13 2016 No.15870320 >>15870304 But with old apophis hags there is no day, they would want eternal night!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:57:27 2016 No.15870323 >>15870310 Oh anon, don't you get it? This is a curse of the highest order! It's going to take a pretty significant moment of realization to have a lilim fix this situation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:57:37 2016 No.15870326 >>15870313 I think it was Kitsoviet, maybe. There's also a sequel if I'm right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:59:25 2016 No.15870331 >>15870323 What if I beg to the Lilim?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:00:38 2016 No.15870339

>>15870323
Would it end with the Porc Princess learning to both be less critical of others and learn to love herself and not project and the moment she reached epiphany she would be surrounded by the Lilim and all her friends and family clapping and telling her congratulations?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:01:14 2016 No.15870341 >>15870331 Then she tells you that she needs to see proof that the P'orc Princess has learned her lesson

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:03:37 2016 No.15870350

>>15870339
Yes it would .
The princess would have tears in her eyes as the lilim finally rewards her by giving her a handsome prince with a fat fetish, after which she will snap her fingers at everyone's aghast faces before saying "What? I can't be a little bitter" and disappearing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:03:41 2016 No.15870352 >>15870341 Would her falling in love with a lowly commoner like me count?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:05:13 2016 No.15870358

>>15870320
That only happens because they're lonely and goes edgy mode! It happens, I'm 80% sure I could cheer one up so she doesn't stay like that.

And if that doesn't work, who likes the sun anyway? Join me anon, I'll hook you up with a nice girl, you can have the brown old hag if you want and everyone is happy. Don't mind the crazy eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:05:35 2016 No.15870359 Pretty sure it's been a calendar year since my third Chapter 1. I promise I'm still writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:06:31 2016 No.15870365 >>15870352 Yes it does. >>15870350 ensues but with you as the prince

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:07:40 2016 No.15870369
File: 686 KB, 1367x629, Vampire book profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The last 6 of the MGE volume 1 book profiles are now out on Monster Girls Redux. Just posting the vampire for the moment as I want discussion on the sexy/hilarious possibilities the profile provides with the revelation that fresh water provides numbing pleasure to KC vampires.

Would you take advantage of your vampire mistress in the bath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:09:35 2016 No.15870375 >>15870365 Guess I can pray to Hathor that the fat changes places. She can keep the oinking though.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:10:55 2016 No.15870380

>>15870299
Succubi might become genuine dream entities, vampires might actually become fatally weak to stuff like garlic and holy water.

To stop the oni, a cage probably won't cut it. You have to think smart, not strong, to overcome them. A circle of beans should be effective, though.

I wonder, would an anubis just turn into a jackal, or an actual Anubis biped?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:12:24 2016 No.15870386 File: 429 KB, 1106x1433, 1471456123094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870369 >MGE Vampires spirit you away Hnnngh. It also looks like Vampires can officially get tanned now.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:14:04 2016 No.15870391

>>15870375
They can only do so much.
At best they can round things out a little more, although she's still going to have a gut tha makes her look pregnant...although breasts the literal size of watermelons and a rear that eats up two spaces on a couch may be worth it to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:15:58 2016 No.15870399 >>15870391 >although she's still going to have a gut tha makes her look pregnant. I could probably live with that. Would she like belly rubs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:18:12 2016 No.15870404 Don't take Porcs to Hathorite cults. Take them to the gym. Pump iron and turn that Porc into a Porc with abs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:18:54 2016 No.15870406 >>15870386 Damn these vampires...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:19:56 2016 No.15870412 >>15870399 Begrudgingly and with a blush. >>15870404 Depends on what you want, that only works when lilim shenanigans aren't involved

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:22:16 2016 No.15870423 >>15870412 >Begrudgingly and with a blush. Than I'll rub it and kiss it as much as I can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:25:15 2016 No.15870434 Collars are for the (Husband/Wife) to wear. Which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:27:37 2016 No.15870441 File: 373 KB, 900x600, Werecat book profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anybody remember the lovable werecat who wants to be loved? Here's her book profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:28:30 2016 No.15870442 >>15870434 Whoever the fuck wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:28:57 2016 No.15870445 >>15870434 Both of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:30:03 2016 No.15870449 File: 141 KB, 600x847, slaveboyfuckboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870434 For the slave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:31:25 2016 No.15870452 >>15870434 That is between the husband and the wife and no one is to dictate what happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:32:17 2016 No.15870458 >>15870423 Then prepare for when she takes you to bed and demands to be on top

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:41:19 2016 No.15870480 >>15870441 Cute stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:43:59 2016 No.15870487 File: 106 KB, 822x1200, Nightmare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your dreams now belong to someone else. Plot twist, it was a Tanuki stealing your hopes and dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:50:04 2016 No.15870508 >>15870458 I just hope that my compliments to the Lilim on her kindness payed off with the equipment I need.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:55:06 2016 No.15870525
File: 352 KB, 900x600, Wererabbit book profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Wererabbit's book profile suggests KC changed his mind a little bit about how Wonderland works after he published MGE 1. That is later material makes it clear that its not that unusual for people or monsters to leave Wonderland. Makes one wonder if the profiles we get in the Seven Seas english version will reflect this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:55:38 2016 No.15870527 >>15870508 Don't worry, she made sure. You'll have no trouble cumflating that P'Orc Princess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:57:06 2016 No.15870534 >>15870525 >>15870369 >>15870441 Are these retranslations of the original profiles, or did KC update/change the profiles with new info and these are the new translations?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:01:47 2016 No.15870557
File: 618 KB, 1330x629, Weresheep book profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15870534
MGE volume 1 contained what we call book profiles for the first 100 monster girls. Each book profile was usually expanded/changed in some way from the version KC put out on the website. Over the years these book profiles have slowly been translated, and now the final six have been done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:05:45 2016 No.15870568 >>15870557 Interesting, thank you. Do we know if the same applies with MGE Volume 2 or are they the same?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:06:30 2016 No.15870570 >>15870557 Gentle and violent is the best disposition

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:10:17 2016 No.15870580
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>>15870568
The changes will likely not be as massive as some of the volume 1 profiles (just compare the original harpy profile to the book profile) since KC quite a while ago started making the online profiles longer and more detailed, but it does seem likely there will be some changes and additions to the volume 2 book profiles. None have been translated yet though so can't be certain about the extent of the changes.

And of course some profiles were changed very little even in MGE volume 1.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:13:05 2016 No.15870589 >>15870580 So now that the old translations are out of the way, what book is getting translated next? And are you guys still taking donations for translations?

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:19:00 2016 No.15870607
File: 334 KB, 1296x600, Yukionna book profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15870589
I hear donations are accepted by their editor (Perentie) but they don't ask for them directly as they don't want to make it look like they are trying to make any money off of it.

As for future plans, I think they mostly want to focus on the rest of the new profiles from MGE volume 2 as KC releases them online. They would need to actually get good scans of more books before they could even consider translating them, and even then they would want to focus on official book materials, not fan books like the Dragonia one.

Anyway, here's the last of the girls. Notably we find yuki-onna are not cold all over their body, so one need not worry about freezing any sensitive parts put inside her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:19:22 2016 No.15870610

>>15870557
Ahh, the weresheep. The drug addict of MGE. Possibly one of the scariest options too in retrospect- the only reason they aren't Bapho levels of psycho strong is because of their unfortunate susceptibility to their own wool.

If she were Itagaki Tatsuko from Maji de, I'd wife it. Someone find me a stop sign as a present.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:22:56 2016 No.15870623 >>15870580 >having sex with men bigger than them Bane?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:24:11 2016 No.15870630 File: 683 KB, 432x324, 1473884505649.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw Chimeric Automaton in the vein of the Byarlant custom or Banshee Norn

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:28:46 2016 No.15870647 File: 182 KB, 685x521, 1446359352221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870623

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:29:55 2016 No.15870653

>>15870630
You just know they're gonna end up with a single hero using a rockman-type mod called the DOPPEL engine.

Come to think of it, the megaman comics get really messed up by the third series of enemies. None of the enemies actually want to fight him, but their programming forces them to. Vacuum man gets it really bad when the protag is forced to use the spikes on him after openly stating his fear of them.

Wonder what kind of monstergirls come into conflict just through their nature?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:31:28 2016 No.15870659 File: 120 KB, 719x663, 1465072976910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you know there are over 800 different breeds of Holstaur? Which would you have a herd of? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cattle_breeds

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:34:09 2016 No.15870667 >>15870653 "So do you job. Take the shot." Archie Megaman was kinda fucked up, but I'm sad that it looks like it got cancelled. And to answer your question, avoiding the obvious: Dragons and Tanukis Dragons hoard wealth and Tanukis acquire wealth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:34:18 2016 No.15870668 File: 685 KB, 1920x1080, Doppel crawling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870653 obligatory you-mentioned-my-waifu post?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:38:53 2016 No.15870682 >>15870659 Belgian Blue. Because Das Beef.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:55:50 2016 No.15870736 >>15870659 I must no go on a journey to impregnate all 800+ breeds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:56:29 2016 No.15870738 >>15870487 2 legged nightmare is cute! Now she can cuddle!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:59:53 2016 No.15870750 >>15870487 >H-How are you liking the dream I made for you Anon? I made it just for you ehehehe...

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:03:54 2016 No.15870761

>>15870449
Where did you find this? Reminds me of that one page comic of the prince adopted by the court dragon after his parents died. He develops a strong "preference" for his adopted mother turning away princesses from other kingdoms and the like when he grows up. This style looks very similar. Exactly the sort of humor I like to read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:17:17 2016 No.15870788 >>15870736 >Singlehandedly creating 800+ single mothers You're a cancer on society

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:20:36 2016 No.15870796 I want to live in a giant smog-filled clockpunk city of Gremlins with fuckhuge zeppelins soaring overhead daily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:25:23 2016 No.15870802 >>15870788 >implying I will ascend so I can live 800+ lives and make all of them and our children happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:26:53 2016 No.15870807 >>15870796 Why

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:28:42 2016 No.15870811 >>15869821 Just become Marduk and slay that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:29:04 2016 No.15870813 >>15870807 Some of us want weird things.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:31:54 2016 No.15870818
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>>15870761
You mean this? It's by the artist named "sanzo" on e621. Alot of their shit for whatever reason are heteremorphic relationships. So while it passes the Harkness Test it's not really good for here.

I'll delete it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:33:11 2016 No.15870820

>>15870667
> tanuki sells weapons and equipment to potential dragonslayers, dragon gets plenty of well equipped 'heroes' coming her way to challenge her, she gets to pick her favorite goods and boy of the lot and abandons the rest, tanuki then collects abandoned equipment and moves on to the next locale with a lonely dragon causing a ruckus

I see no problem here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:34:46 2016 No.15870822 >>15870802 Alright then

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:35:06 2016 No.15870826 >>15870796 Floating islands and the like are already confirmed to exist in the MGE, so clockpunk cities aren't out of the question.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:35:20 2016 No.15870828 >>15870818 >I could hardly consider a woman proper without horns, scales, talons and a tail. I almoest know how he feels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:36:53 2016 No.15870832 >>15870813 Most people don't want to live in industrial China.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:40:06 2016 No.15870843 >>15870832 Think about it, Anon. It's china but with really cute girls. I don't like gremlins, so I wouldn't like it either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:45:55 2016 No.15870858 >>15870832 Which has nothing to do with that, tardy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:49:55 2016 No.15870868 File: 62 KB, 400x750, 2fGUB7EUMAAagEb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snarky Liches.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:09:01 2016 No.15870929

>>15869898
Oh my. With an attitude like that the pharaoh might just promote you to put you in charge of her "Kingdom Expansion" operation.
You'll be acting as a guide, escorting visiting women to the pharaoh's court to receive their hospitality.
And you'll be there to keep them comfortable when they walk into the pharaoh's court, and any number of things could happen.
Wherever the magical incense in the world room fills the girl's head with lovely, milky mist, making her urge for the flowing streams of white liquid on either side of the room. Until she can't stand it anymore and dashes for the fountain centrepiece, getting down on her hands and knees to lap at the pharaoh's milk.
Or the apsara dancers swirling beyond the veils draping around the room use their movements to enchant and manipulate the milk straight from the pharaoh's breasts, wrapping the girl up in milk tendrils. Then, those tendrils flowing and growing as more is pumped, until the girl is literally surrounded in a floating bubble of milk, and has no choice but to drink it all. Imagine watching her breasts bob up and down, seeing her skin get darker even in the magical, translucent liquid.
Or maybe you just take her to the foot of the pharaoh's throne, with the Queen herself looking down, lounging on her throne with two anubis carriers drenched in lactation, making their thin white robes cling to their every voluptuous curve. The pharaoh would smile warmly, her commanding presence holding the woman's gaze entirely. And then she'd utter a single, unrefutable command: "Suckle." And that'd be it. The girl, human or monster, could think of nothing but all the luxuries and pleasures of working under the pharaoh, making the Kingdom a more wonderful place for all. And the absolute best way to do that would be to crawl to the pharaoh's breast, close her eyes, and suckle. Drink and suck until her skin tingles, her brats and hips swell, and her hand goes between her legs, melting her mind into a creamy bliss. Until, invariably, she wakes up, brown and busty and burning with lust, in your arms, completely happy with the fact that you've been massaging her dusky nipples for hours.

If you like her carrier anubi, though, then she'll let you at every single unmarried one. During your free time, she'll let you have free reign in the throne room to see to the carriers as you please. Want to massage them, nuzzle them for relief, or even convince them to drink the pharaoh's milk directly, fucking plump scheduledog ass as she drinks and drinks, getting curvier and even more perfect skin.
Of course, every one of them who grows curvy to the point where she can't work anymore will be given to your care, for you to love and pamper. Every night, you'll be sleeping, humping and cuddling on a mattress of succulent anubis bodies, wrapped up in blankets of paws and tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:16:45 2016 No.15870956 File: 87 KB, 651x708, 1467175474185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870929

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:27:35 2016 No.15871004 >>15870929 >her brats and hips swell, *breasts and hips

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:35:57 2016 No.15871032 >>15870929 That would indeed be nice with all those soft, curvy anubi snuggling up to me. I may just have to ensure they're all pregnant by the end of the week. I just hope they don't try and go back to the pharaoh for seconds

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:37:39 2016 No.15871037 Night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please pay a visit to golem land, a place of magical and mechanical delights

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:38:19 2016 No.15871041
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Oh no! It looks like you're a bit low on funds. If you'd like, I could offer you a small loan of one-million MON.

Since you won't be able to pay off such a large loan before you die of old age, I'll gladly accept payment in the form of a long-term physical and emotional bond. All you have to do is agree to the small down payment of your hand in marriage, and an interest rate of 100 kisses, hugs, snuggles, and ehrm, 10 "rounds of personal intercourse" every year. I already have a payment plan worked out for you, so you won't have to worry about that interest.

It's a great deal, isn't it? I doubt you'll run into another like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:41:20 2016 No.15871044 >>15871041 Only if I can perform a weekly back massage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:42:11 2016 No.15871048 >>15871037 >Golem land That sounds like an amazing place! I'm sure it has awe-inspiring exhibits, delicious food for visitors, and exciting rides with 100% uptimes! Too bad I'm too sick to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:43:46 2016 No.15871054 >>15871041 I could pretend to like a Tanuki if she lends me all that money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:45:19 2016 No.15871060 >>15871041 That doesn't sound so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:46:40 2016 No.15871065 >>15871041 But you can't buy my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:47:10 2016 No.15871068 >>15871048 Well, they can always loan you a medigolem to take care of you till you are better

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:51:01 2016 No.15871086 >>15870929 But would the girls really want that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:51:09 2016 No.15871088 Dragons might not be too cute this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:52:41 2016 No.15871091 >>15871041 >That second spoiler That doesn't seem like much at all. I might just overpay if it's a shortstack Tanuki making this offer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 23:58:57 2016 No.15871110 File: 687 KB, 913x1100, 1382496056720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15871088 Pardon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:08:45 2016 No.15871137 >>15871110 I don't think I'm gonna make it. Please do it for me, Anon. No, do it for the dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:11:46 2016 No.15871146 If I yodel at a Holst, will she obey my will?

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:15:01 2016 No.15871155
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>>15871088
>Dragon daughter emerges from her egg in the night while you're cuddle-sandwiching/incubating it with your wife
>Hugs you straight away
>Tsun wife starts fuming silently
>She gives you a soft squeeze and wiggles herself around to face her mother
>The mother starts wawawa'ing as your daughter climbs up to her face and starts nuzzling her
>Fall back to sleep still hugging your wife and daughter
>Break the eggshell to tiny little bits while tumbling around in bed with them and have to change the sheets the next day

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:17:11 2016 No.15871163 File: 384 KB, 707x1000, 1422277165658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15871155 >Being the first thing your daughter sees & hugs HNNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:23:17 2016 No.15871178 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, 1446482550347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah! They're cooking wienies!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:37:51 2016 No.15871218 >>15870818 Damn, the furries have gotten more translated sanzo than danbooru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:38:38 2016 No.15871222 File: 175 KB, 1100x930, 1458815859249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep your faith strong! the weak are taken by the damned

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:39:42 2016 No.15871225 >>15871222 Why the fuck would you not want to be taken by that? Motherfucker, you gay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:40:13 2016 No.15871228 >>15870818 >didn't delete it gg Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:40:43 2016 No.15871230 >>15871225 The Holy Document of Vatican Law says they can only fuck little boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:41:14 2016 No.15871231 File: 173 KB, 800x500, Sea Bishop Paladin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what other faith-based MGs can be turned into paladins or knights

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:42:55 2016 No.15871239 File: 611 KB, 1280x720, 1433175718542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15871222 But my faith IS strong, anon. It just happens to be a different faith from yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:43:07 2016 No.15871240 File: 69 KB, 780x816, 1448952862435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15871222 >Implying your safe in a church regardless of our faith level

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:45:56 2016 No.15871250 >>15871240 She deserved better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:47:14 2016 No.15871253 >>15870818 That's the guy that does the T-rex girl manga right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:49:11 2016 No.15871261 >>15871230 >You'll never be a young boy who gets kidnapped by a Succubus to be her lonely daughter's friend. God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:50:33 2016 No.15871265 File: 2.91 MB, 1797x1250, Osiimi-chan (1.5) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy first day of Autumn How do you imagine your favorite Monster Girl and you enjoying it?

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:51:34 2016 No.15871268

>>15871231
That picture gives me some Demon Souls vibes.

The land was overtaken by some new unseen force, leaving sea-dwellers as the only thing left. Sea-bishop paladins and their entourage occasionally surfacing to reclaim land and search for survivors.

This also makes me realize "edgy" sounds a lot like "ecchi".

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:52:12 2016 No.15871271 >>15871265 Cuddling indoors and taunting nature from under comfy blankets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:53:12 2016 No.15871273 >>15871265 How would Autumn look in an Undead Kingdom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:58:39 2016 No.15871281 >>15871273 Its Autumn year round in the undead kingdom. Halloween every day. Jack o Lanterns on every doorstep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:00:33 2016 No.15871286 >>15871273 Everything is dead in the summer. Everything is dead in the winter. Everything is dead during autumn and everything is extra dead during spring. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:01:22 2016 No.15871290 >>15871265 Getting ready for Cider, Pumpkins, and Halloween.

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:01:26 2016 No.15871292

>>15871222
If you keep your faith strong, you get a yandere goddess, or an angel dancing with corruption, or a woman who is doomed to be corrupted.

Giving in to the darkness only lets the bad end come faster. Don't delay the inevitable. Accept your fate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:01:29 2016 No.15871293 >>15871281 That sounds awesome. I love the general vibe that comes around during Halloween into late Autumn.

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:06:52 2016 No.15871304
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>>15871293
Hell yeah. Its the absolute best holiday, and that has nothing to do with it also being my birthday.
>>15871265
Decorating the house for the season! My Halloween boxes out number the Christmas ones. We're gonna get matching costumes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:10:59 2016 No.15871309 >>15871265 Playing video games and shitposting while penetrating herself with her spadetail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:14:43 2016 No.15871318 >>15871304 >No smug spooky girls to scare you senseless while chasing you through an abandoned manor before trapping you in the bedroom and reverse gangbanging you. My Halloween fantasy is never gonna come true is it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:15:56 2016 No.15871320 >>15871309 Isn't that what alps do year-round?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:16:21 2016 No.15871322 >>15871309 >"Hey anon. Hey anon. Hey anon." >"Wanna take over for my tail?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:17:29 2016 No.15871326 >>15871322 >uhh, no Peg

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:18:13 2016 No.15871328 >>15871320 The falling leaves freshan the alp's interest for the chan, making them shitpost with renewed vigor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:19:13 2016 No.15871334 >>15871318 >No smug, scared monstergirls to chase around your haunted mansion while wearing a mask, with the intention of catching and pleasuring yourself with them however you desire. Me neither anon, me neither.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:19:21 2016 No.15871335 >>15871326 ??? She's asking if you want to fuck her while she plays video games. Why would you not want to pound your waifu while she plays video games?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:19:56 2016 No.15871340 >>15871328 I concur! >>15871335 >he doesn't get a Married... With Children reference Go fly a kite, kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:20:38 2016 No.15871342 File: 542 KB, 600x847, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made a gift for wockfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:21:21 2016 No.15871344 >>15871342 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:21:38 2016 No.15871347 >>15871041 I feel like if a tanuki made me this offer, I'd ask her if she rather just get married. She is attractive for the most part, and if she isn't an awful person then I'd probably fall for her.

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:22:15 2016 No.15871348

>>15871334
Oh man I didn't even think about that.
Would I have backup from a Shoggoth to make the place harder for them to navigate and easier for me?
Because I'd start picking them off one by one until there's only one left, and the others are sex addled zombies who pin her down while I ravage her plump ass and her mind gives in to the pleasure.
Then we all cuddle in the bed and I thank them for indulging my weird fetish roleplays.
Smug spooky girls and smug normal girls would make the most wonderful harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:23:49 2016 No.15871350 >>15871340 Married with children was over before I was in 1st grade man. People younger than that show aren't kids anymore, you're just old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:24:42 2016 No.15871355 >>15871350 Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:31:42 2016 No.15871363

>>15871355
I want to be a crotchety old man who never had sex as a result of a failed love from before the Monster War.
I want to see MGC start as a small town a decent distance away from my secluded home until it ends up developing a residential area around my house because I shouted and threatened the dragon they sent to "eminent domain" my property until she was a crying mess.
I want to be a powerful wizard as a result of being an 80+ year old virgin, but only use my nigh-godlike spirit energy magic to cause trouble for those damn kids and keep those filthy monsters away from my house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:33:36 2016 No.15871366 >>15871363 I would read it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:33:41 2016 No.15871367 >>15871041 Throw in investment advice and deal

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:34:12 2016 No.15871368
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>>15871348
Yep. Using the power of your Queen Shoggoth meido, you could step through the walls, or move between floors to stalk your prey with efficiency.

As the other girls tried to run, the floor would sink beneath them, trapping their movement and resigning them to their fate.

The first ones you take would become your pawns, leading the others into your traps. At the end of the night, they could only muster a weak Happy Halloween, Mastah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:34:30 2016 No.15871370 >>15871363 What if a young monster came to you one day and begged you to teach her magic? That's it. No sex, no romance, no changing your ways forcefully. Just the platonic relationship between master and pupil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:34:55 2016 No.15871371 File: 131 KB, 328x446, FEET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets get licking

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:35:25 2016 No.15871372 File: 636 KB, 1200x1200, 1534796554634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mom says it's my turn to use the xbox!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:35:53 2016 No.15871376 >>15871368 Add in a Vampire, a Dhampir, a Ghoul and the Smug Squad And you've got my fantasy right there. I have a serious addiction to Smug girls and it's becoming a problem that I don't intend to fix.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:36:09 2016 No.15871377 >>15871370 Tell her to mow the lawn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:37:03 2016 No.15871380 >>15871377 She'll mow that thing down to the most presentable it's ever been if you'll teach her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:37:25 2016 No.15871384 >>15871372 This is Playstation household you dumb bitch!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:38:23 2016 No.15871387 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, mad hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need caffine I will have relations with a mad hatter while drink tea

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:38:56 2016 No.15871390 File: 1.66 MB, 1000x1590, 1471505156802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15871384 Am I going to have to disown the both of you for not playing on PC?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:38:56 2016 No.15871391 >>15871377 After she mows the lawn, she waxes my car. Maybe she'll just learn kung fu rather then magic, if we're not careful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:40:23 2016 No.15871393 >>15871391 Martial arts are a gateway into battle magic. Chi is just mana anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:40:55 2016 No.15871395 >>15871390 >snooty pc gaming twit race

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:41:37 2016 No.15871396

>>15871376
Smug is great.

Smug squad isn't my thing, because Im not a beast-girl kinda guy, but Ghouls, Vamps, and Dhampirs are all in my strike zone. Hell, any dangerous, mysterious, spooky girl. And the smugger the better, although varying types of smug depending on species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:44:19 2016 No.15871402 >>15871265 >>15871273 All the wights, vampires, and other such nobles line up for miles outside starbucks as the pumpkin spice gets rolled out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:45:06 2016 No.15871406 >>15871387 >Pop quiz! What do you get when you mix extremely powerful hallucinogenic drugs with vasodilators? >[Spoiler]The best sex of your life, deary.[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:46:31 2016 No.15871412 >>15871371 Do I really have to suck on her feet like this? Man, Herbology class is weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:47:12 2016 No.15871413 >>15871406 >Fucked up the spoiler Shame on you Shame on your waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:48:22 2016 No.15871415 >>15871387 Seeing as mad hatters are British based, do you think coffee makes them psychotic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:50:20 2016 No.15871420 File: 687 KB, 1197x800, 1460378593402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15871387 Milk with mine please.

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:54:14 2016 No.15871430

>>15871368
>>15871376
Okay fuck, this spooky boner isn't going away. Time for a shitty greentext.
>It's Halloween night and you've got a raging erection.
>Thankfully your pact with the elder powers means that your Shoggoth maid has lured some choice "victims" to your mansion.
>The first to fall is the Wight, haughty and proud.
>She tried to run, but tripped and was bound to the ground by the Shoggoth with her plump ass in the air.
>She begged you to stop after you stuck it in but soon enough she was begging you for more.
>Next up was the Vamp Mosquito, such an insufferable tease.
>She screamed for a moment when you emerged from the wall, but your dick silenced her.
>Her muffled protests soon gave way to frenzied sucking.
>Then came the Wisp. She smugly thought her ghostly abilities would let her phase through the walls.
>The look on her face when the Shoggoth caught her halfway through was simply divine.
>You only saw it after you finished pounding her ass, but her ahegao was even better.
>The Vampire and the Dhampir, sisters and rivals were found by a happy accident.
>Their bickering lead you to them, and the Dhampir tried to sacrifice the Vampire to buy time.
>Shame she didn't notice the Shoggoth removing the doorknob before she tried to run.
>It made fucking her sister into a lustful stupor that much sweeter to know that she knew it would happen to her next.
>Last came the Demon, ringleader of the bunch with a figure for birthing children.
>The Shoggoth bent the corridors so she couldn't run, no matter where she went all roads lead to the bedroom, where her lust addled friends grabbed her and pinned her to the bed.
>Those delicious blue curves yours for the ravishing for hours and hours along with your other "victims" and the Shoggoth.
>The next morning you wake up with all of them in bed cuddling.
>The Wisp complains you were too rough with her while the Wight blushes and says she didn't mind it that much.
>The Demon caresses your face and tells you that it's your turn to be the "victim" that night and that they won't pull any "punches" so to say.
>You can't wait.
>Such is life with a spooky harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:54:42 2016 No.15871432 >>15870607 >No cold pussy Too bad, I hope he doesn't tame down too many girls, variety is good

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:55:08 2016 No.15871434 >>15871415 How psycho we talking? ryu scale violent? MGE garlic violent? wake up a doormouse violent?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:56:53 2016 No.15871440 >>15871434 Isn't all kinda the same level?

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