Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

There's something buzzing in my ear. It sounds kind of like Nico nico nii~

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[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! A Tubby Nerd Oni is dragging you off to replace a sick Gazer for Video game night.
Now you need to hang out with her, Nerdy Elf and Nerdy Dragon and play Fighting Games and Mario Party! They've even ordered a pepperoni, beef and extra cheese pizza and have 5 different types of soda!
What will you do!?

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>>15571023
Invite my alp brosis and tell her I owe her a favor if she acts like my girlfriend for the night.

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>>15571001
God tier design.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm subscribing to MindbrokenFuckers so I can watch a Lilim mindbreak poor 18 year old virgins! Feminine boys being attacked by monsters is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571090
congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

avoid wearing sandwich boards in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571103
Great movie. Cute pic. Draw something with a Yuki ona next, since you seem to be on a cold kick.

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>>15571103
I'd probably be wearing one that says "Free Loser, willing to work as butler and/or slave"
I'd just be sitting around with it in a part of the city looking miserable.

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>>15571111
I'm not Latenight, I edited one of his old pictures

The original sign said "Free hugs" I think

[Anonymous No.]

Translation never ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571149
>Most of the writefags won't come back
>Dragonia book won't be translated ever
>People like fucking shoggocks will stay cancerous
>Alp will never write a story in full Finnish just to confuse the hell out of us

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571153
>>Most of the writefags won't come back
>tfw still here
>tfw autistic perfectionism so everything takes ten times as long as it's supposed to take

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571227
>tfw still here
>tfw just write things slowly, meaning you barely do anything

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>>15571045
I like the way real vampires don't like vamp mosquitos because the bugs are gogasluts for human impreg and the vampires consider that incredibly undignified.

Also I want to train a vamp mosquito to suck from a 'different place' until her abdomen is sloshing around with white liquid instead of red.

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>>15571262
>tfw you sorta want to write again but people hated the first thing you did.
>tfw you're scared to try something new even if it's not a CYOA.
>tfw you just keep making greentexts because that's all you know how to do well.
Sucks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Wight in a high cut dress will never wrap one of her legs around yours and slip her panties into your pocket

[Anonymous No.]

Cigarette Kisses with Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

So, anons. Confession time. Which monstergirl do you have a thing for, for the wierdest reason?

Doesn't even have to be in your top ten or anything. Just one who holds your affection for the strangest reason. Perhaps she does something that most people wouldn't even think of as boner-inducing at all, but it really gets you hot and bothered. Or she has a quirk of behaviour that you find super cute, but which everyone else ignores or doesn't even notice.

Share your secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571287
I think that Raijus and Thunderbirds have cute hair.
And I think Deruella just has an incredibly kissable face.

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>>15571263
I want that also now. Seriously, VampMosqs are GOAT tier. Smelly vampires can check their jealousy at the door.

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>>15571300
I think druella's face makes her look old.

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>>15571287
Understandably, most people like their mgs to be an enthusiastic sex fiend.

But I have a huge thing for the basic slime for the opposite reason: that bit in the profile where it says they're basically oblivious to sexual desire and just think its feeding.

I dunno whether it's an innocence fetish; or some sort of crypto-rape fetish because she's not even in the right mental ballpark for consent; or a cum-eating fetish; or a dumb bimbo fetish, or what the hell it is. I just know that I can't get enough of it.

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>>15571287
This saucy little waif. Dark, dangerous, mysterious girls with that right amount of crazy.

10/10 would become evil power couple with.

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571286
Does a dragon's kiss taste like sulfur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571343
It taste like smores

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>>15571317
I think it would have to do with innocence most of all. Like a slime girl going above and beyond what she does to get semen out of you and by the end of you are exhausted but she has no idea why you look so flustered and even gets a worried that you might be sick or something.

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>>15571287
I like the MGE Elf mostly because of that totem-pole religious ritual she supposedly does with your dick, saying grace to the towering cock-god in front of her for the meal she's about to enjoy.
No-one else seems to even remember it in amongst the talk of "Elves are for raping", but to me it's fucking hot as all hell and the best thing about them.

> no knife-ears waifu will ever Praise The Sun at your dick

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>>15571314
Fuck you man, she's beautiful.
I want to eskimo kiss her after a vigorous mating press session.

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>>15571367
No she isn't you shitty gerontophile. Why do you think she's the only unmarried daughter of the demon lord, even though she's the most proactive?

OLD BAG
H
A
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>>15571327
> This saucy little waif. Dark, dangerous, mysterious girls with that right amount of crazy

Does that count as a weird reason to like Wisps? Yandere fetish?
I thought that was the standard reason.
Either way, great taste. Wisps are olev.

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>>15571023
That sounds like heaven.
I'll bring my own snacks though. Wouldn't want to intrude on their hospitality.
I hope they realize that the is no Mercy in Mario Party.

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>>15571374
She's unmarried because she's a workaholic and everyone's too afraid of her!
I'm not though, Deruella's cute!

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>>15571023
Get hammered, pass out and hopefully not die.

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>>15571382
>she's so ugly and unapproachable that she wiles away her empty hours with work and avoids going home because it reminds her of how much of a loser she is
You can't lie to me.

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>>15571390
Paladin-chan please stop projecting because your unlikable ass can't get any.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls have a problem with you if you were mean to their animal counterparts?

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>>15571399
>projection
>paladins have proper marriage ceremonies with both partner's consent while deruella just rapes the countryside with her army
>accusing other of not being able to get any
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571403
Not really.
You are now imagining an Arachne shrieking in terror and jumping up onto the roof because she saw a spider.

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>>15571410
I don't know what's more terrifying, a small spider or a big spider wearing a girl for a hat.

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>>15571407
If I want to be with Deruella then there's consent Paladin-Chan, no need to be a shit.
Except the fact that being a shit is part of being a Paladin to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571410
>They both end up on the ceiling dancing around each other

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>>15571417
>want to be
>implying it's not because no human girl would ever have you
>implying you didn't fall to her lilim magic
>implying you thinking that you want to be with her isn't trample by her taking away that choice from other people
>implying she'd take a nobody like you
>implying so many implications I can't list them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571410
>implying you wouldn't shriek in terror and jump onto the roof if a midget broke into your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571375
Wisp is not my waifu, and I dont have a thing for yandere, but something about Wisp just hits every one of my targets. Its like a hidden x factor. A perfect storm of traits that make her irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571426
>Meanwhile anon is looking at what's happening and re-evaluating his life.

>>15571427
Fuck you, I'll love who I want.
Paladins are shit. SHIIIIIIT!

>>15571428
Thanks for the mental image anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571287
>>15571357
I have an unusual and different reason for liking MGE elf.
Her profile says all elves are taught that humans are filthy rutting beasts, but when they get mamonobama'd they specifically seek humans out.
I just like the idea of being fucked by an elf precisely BECAUSE she thinks I'm a dirty brute who thinks with his cock, and so when she decides to go slumming that's naturally where she goes. Being a haughty girl's go-to trashy fuck would be boneriffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571410

>Holstaurs tipping cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571001

BIG, FAT,
LO-LI-TATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571410
kobolds and other canid mg's playing fetch with dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571458
Pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571456
>They're actually good at it

Alright, let's see what else
>Kakuen slapping her ass at a gorilla
>Lizardman pulling the tail off of a lizard
>Kobolds sticking peanut butter on the roof of dog's mouths
>Werecats making it rain catnipand getting caught in the crossfire
>Harpies chasing seagulls/pigeons

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>>15571442
So forceful, does the truth sting?
>paladins a shit
Let's see
Likes you for more than just your dick and spirit energy
Won't mindbreak you
You can actually like her, not merely be caught by supernatural charm
Will respect your decision on when to have sex
Can have sons
Isn't being driven by a command from anyone, her love of you comes from within
Can actually protect you in a fight, none of that demon silver shit
Isn't causing the end of the human race simply by existing
Virtuous morals
Will actually raise your children

Nah, you suck, dick on legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571410
But Anon, spiders are cannibalistic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diOhwvRYlsU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571479
>Believing order propaganda
The world would be better off if your bitch of a Goddess wasn't around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571479
> you suck dick on legs
I don't, but where else would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571489
>propaganda
These truths are known to us by the hand of the wondering scholar, if you're gonna lie, first, become proficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571001
>tfw no Undead Vampsquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571494
>The wandering scholar
He doesn't know.

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>>15571467
>Beelzebubs swatting away flies
>Slug/snail girls picking out snails or slugs out of their garden
>Bee or wasp girls getting stung by bees or wasps
>Monoeyes wearing a monocle
>Lamia toying around with snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571479
Faggot alert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571498
Your emerald kin texting will not change these facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571479
On the other hand
>they're human girls
Whoops, that one brought a lot of baggage with it didn't it?

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>>15571511
Ugh, that's so sexist.

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>>15571511
Blame others not for your own weakness.

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>>15571507
>He doesn't know most of the Order despises the Scholar.
>He doesn't know that the reason Monsters don't attack the Scholar is because he's stuck his dick in stretchy Leanan Sidhe pussy.
>He doesn't know the Scholar interviewed powerful monstergirls and left unmolested because he's already got a monster waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571489
>t. Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>Did you hear? They're arguing about pointless things again.
>How quaint!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571520
What does that have to do with anything I've said? You cannot use distraction to invalidate anything I've said..

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Wyverns of all shapes and sizes.

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>>15571519
Nice diversion, but the inherent flaws cannot be ignored.

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>>15571526
Bottom of the barrel girls ought not speak as if informed.

>>15571533
You haven't made a single claim beyond insults, and have offered no evidence to counter any of that which I've mentioned, which is well known anyway, just hold your tongue and keep drowning in your delusion hollow man.

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>>15571497
>tfw no Dire CC brown vampsquito

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>>15571541
I won't argue with you for the same reason I don't argue with the folks on /pol/ who say that physics is a Jewish conspiracy.
Too much effort for someone who won't be convinced either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571533
I should correct myself. Your dislike of human girls stems from your inability to keep one, don't blame them because you could not be strong enough to anchor them to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571541
Honestly I don't know why I tried. All members of the order are delusional zealots.

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>>15571541
You sound like a pretentious faggot, faggot. So take your anti-MG shit to an appropriate place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571479
t. human girl

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>>15571547
This was never an argument for the sake of changing opinions, this was mere factposting.

>>15571549
You don't have to be an orderfag to know monsters are not all sugar and sex. Nice try though. Not.

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>>15571555
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571550
Make me twisted one.

>>15571551
I am a free man, you waste your breath.

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>>15571557
Quit replying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571500
>>Monoeyes wearing a monocle
Really?

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>>15571565
Wouldn't glasses technically be monocles in that case anyway?

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>>15571557
You lack the authority and right to make me go, you may not like my words, but they're as true as dormice love sleeping, you have no grounds on which to chase me away. Monsters may be loved, but there's no directive commanding this be so 100% of the time. Your side may want everyone to love them unconditionally, but we who hold to our convictions will never bow to those brought to obedience by a slick, moist flesh box.

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>>15571565
She would look like a real gentleman.

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>>15571570
>monoeye in a tux with a top hat and cane, wearing a monocle

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>>15571520
That poor sidhe must have like the highest blood pressure in monster history.
It's like if you had a blonde Swedish IRL waifu who was a really committed anthropological documentary maker, and kept going all over the world - Somalia, Turkey, Afghanistan - to talk to local rapists about how much they enjoy rape. What their favourite position is, how often they like to violate their rape victims, what foods they like to eat to refresh themselves after a rape, how many times a night their cocks can ravage a pussy, and she's writing it all down with genuine (scientific) interest while her interviewee looks her up and down while licking his lips.

And you know that tiny little old you is the only thing standing between your waifu and this leering brute in front of you forcibly dragging her off to the rape cave by her hair and dominating her womb with his ab-human semen until she goes heart-pupils.

That's Wandering Scholar's sidhe's life, every fucking day.

And the worst part is that it's not even an explicit certainty that she IS his waifu. She might be his betamax friendzoned blue-ovaried fairy travelling companion, who doesn't even get s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d for all her aneurysm-inducing travails.

Goddam.

[Anonymous No.]

This snek is a basket case. She has retreated into the basket to get away from shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571579
>I don't like it=/=shitposting

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>>15571579
It's just one guy fapping to all the attention he is getting. Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571585
I would give them the benefit of the doubt if we hadn't had someone, a few days ago, admit that they were a paladin shitposter on MGU.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that giant insect girls are not to be trusted, no matter how tempting their offers are.

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>>15571591
That guy sounded like a faggot, this one reeks of the bad kind of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571301
Vampires are far more awesome that Vampsquitos ever will be.

That, and they make far superior motherfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571596
There is literally nothing wrong with mothgirls.

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>>15571579
Tiny girls will always have a special place in my heart.

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>>15571604
Except for everything, just like all other Insect girls.

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>>15571605
>that towel wrap
HNNNGH

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>>15571577
> s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d

This is definately porn genre that big monstergirls watch with combined feelings of shame and arousal. Naive humanboys being total sluts for smug fairy pussy.

> "Oh god, she's so *tight*"
> "I'll never be able to please my man like she can, my pussy's only like half as constricting as hers... T__T"
> "You can actually see her belly bulge each time he thrusts, oh god, she's the smallest girl I've ever seen"
> "T-that boy looks like 10/10 husbando material, and he's heart-pupiling as some trashy fairy strangles his cock"

Fucking Tanuki media producers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571596
Want to know who you can really trust?
Coons

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>>15571604

They get distracted by bright lights.

Though I'm now imaging Cheshire Cats and Manticores being distracted by laser pointers, and Wurms being distracted by anything sparkly

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>>15571602
Doesn't mean he was wrong.

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>>15571610
>T__T
I want to murder you.

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>>15571612
You bet, Coons are the only monster girls worth trusting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571615
There is no reason to be upset.
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571607
How can you say no to this face?

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>>15571614
Of course "he" was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571622
>Being this much of an unfunny faggot.
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571603
Vampire is a template, not a specific creature. Therefore, they can't be better than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys take your Orcs?
>Bacon flavored

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571623
It's very easy actually, I just have to look her in the eyes and say I don't want anything to do with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571631
>they can't be better than anything
You are incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571634
Green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571634
>or Mint flavored

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571623
big moth girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571638
>That getup
What a nerd, I want to molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571634
Elite Captain or above.

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>>15571625
Bro, I would not risk a month long ban by evading, and if I was so inclined, who's gonna stop me? Cause resetting a modem is SO hard. I just think as much as anyone here is allowed to live monstergirls others can hate them. Keeps things from getting boring.

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>>15571615
You act like monstergirls wouldn't type like that on porn sites.
Everyone types like an idiot on porn sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571644
*love

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>>15571588
I'm not fapping at all, I'm simply disgusted at how hugbox this place has become. If I want to express anti monster sentiment I can, it's part of the setting

>Since the age of the former demon lord, the majority of humanity has kept faith in god and the order, and lived their lives with values in line with the order's teachings, and as far as they're concerned, it's the truth. They hate monsters and are extremely afraid of them.

>The majority of humans live in such states where the influence of the order is strong, and monsters are rejected. These states are called “anti-monster states”. To them, even in the present, monsters are “enemies of humanity” that should be slain.

You don' have to agree with or even reply to me, but neither can you deny me this. Nor the mods, nor any fee fee faggot.

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>>15571646
Would your waifu shitpost on /hbg/?

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>>15571639
Should go back where they came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571644
Are really ban evading? Idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571650
Yes. She would also post pics of her abs and hoard to attract potential mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571650
>WE
>WUZ
>???
What's the last word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571639
Make great Moth-ers.
Yes I went there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571650
You know it.
Which would make it especially awkward if the dimensions fused and she popped up next to me after finishing a way too long rant about how I'm the best boy no matter what everyone else says only to realize she's right next to me.
My pelvis would be sore the next morning, but it would be so worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571634
Extra crispy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571661
Momsters would be bad moms.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddle puddle time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571670
Post game Erubetie = Best Erubetie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571671

that ending was amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571671
Coexistence. Wet, sticky coexistence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571673
>>15571674
Her whispering voice only made it better.
It's why I've got a fetish for lewd girls whispering dirty things in my ear during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571649
So much delusion in one post.

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>>15571649
I approve of this sentiment.

The subtle cocktail of horror, shame, defeat, and involuntary pleasure that comes from getting raped by someone you legitimately despise is why I like monstergirls in the first place.

That this fetish - the FOUNDING fetish of the reverse-rape monstergirl genre - is now essentially verboten because "No haters allowed" serves as a supreme irony when the entire POINT used to be that you ARE a hater but you get off on being defencelessly hatefucked anyway.

I mean, I'm not a sociopath, I can appreciate the occasional bout of kobold cuddling as well, but rolling the foundations of the monstergirl fetish up in a carpet and throwing it off a bridge so you can drift away on an airy moeblob is kind of a bastardisation of everything we used to be.

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>>15571684
>when the entire POINT used to be that you ARE a hater but you get off on being defencelessly hatefucked anyway

Someone understands.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls are nice and just want to take care of the weaker inferior human boy. I love monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571684
Reverse-rape is trash though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571684
This post is too silly. Are you replying to yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571684
I'm pretty sure MGE started off rooted in "Japanese salaryman wants the opposite of the culturally enforced rigorous dating customs where he is expected to take the initiative."

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>>15571711

Mindflayer pls stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571714
Are you joking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571714
>Reverse-rape is trash

You're trash anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571720
I don't want Mindflayers here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571721
No, why would I? I don't like reverse-rape one bit and never will.

>>15571723
Wow rude, what would your waifu think of you being so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571684
That guy was banned for acting like a cunt, not because he was is some epic fight against the mods not allowing "anti-cute posting", I don't know why you are twisting things in such an stupid way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571716
> This post is too silly.
That someone could think that post was silly shows how far we have travelled.
In the wrong direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571711
I want to cuddle a monstergirl after sex and see her surprised face because her mother always told her human boys would try to run away after sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571711
And I'm going to punch them in the face! I'm my own man and need no caretaker, especially someone so patronizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571731
Oh it's you again, here is the last (you).

[Anonymous No.]

Do Monster Girls have any chance against the EDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571730
>you can't be rude in 4chan no more
END ME SEMPAI

[Anonymous No.]

Not everyone likes MGs for the same reasons, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571732

>tfw I like the idea of being "claimed," by a monster girl and then slowly falling in love with her

Is this how Stockholm syndrome starts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571733
>Strong independent boy don't need no MG

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>>15571741
You are a fucking cuck. Is that rude enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571684
The idea of some guy hatefucking a succubus in a dirty puddle in a drop dead alley while cursing her until he spill his seed inside her and loathes himself through every second of it does thing to my heart. Good things. Especially when she looks him up so he can defile her again and he just hates what he sees in the mirror a little bit more each time he falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571756
Hurt me more. Make me question my self worth by tearing down my life choices and how little anything I do matters while insulting my mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571725
Ill let single mindflayers stay.

No squid belts allowed though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571727
What about regular rape?

[Anonymous No.]

Word has spread that Anon has good-tasting blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571783
>that fat puss
Just this once, I think I could allow myself to be bitten.

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>>15571747
Personally I wouldn't know since my fantasy is a monstergirl expecting to need to make me fall for her only to realize I fell for her at the beginning and all the fluffy awkward shit that comes from that.
I just want to be held and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571783
yep. im positive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571783
I want to headpat a Vamp Mosquito.
Platonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571791

>I just want to be held and loved.

I do too. But I enjoy the idea of the female being the one who initiates the relationship as opposed to the guy.

Is it so wrong to be wanted, and to want your partner to physically crave you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571752
Got that right motherfucker I'll protect my own smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571810
If it is then I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571747
Stockholm Syndrome is the best, and we need more stories of it.

Imagine a haughty prince getting kidnapped by a dragon, hating her at first, but slowly warming up to her and eventually becoming a loving house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571824
Nah.

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>>15571810
Well technically the girl would be initiating the relationship by kidnapping me.
I'd just surprise her by falling in love because she thought I was worth kidnapping.
I bet some monstergirls have a fetish for being told "I love you".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571773
Nigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571843
>little Ushi doesn't know what it means but she likes the way it sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571843
Little Ushi! Watch your language!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571783
Looks like her body has already adjusted to fit her husband. I'll pretend its me. lewd little slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571843
Like you mean it you piece of fuckmeat! I want to believe you hate more than stepping on a lego after coming out of the shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571843
*smack* Bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571854
She can smell your blood, pulsing within you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571869
AYO HOLE UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
WE BE SOME KINNA
SUEYSIGHSQUAWK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571869
I hope you're good at fighting cause you got 400lbs of pissed of spider loli coming your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571870
Hopefully then she'll realize where all of collecting at. penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571888
Is it time to do penis again? Penance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571884
I want to be childhood friends with an Ushi-Oni!
I want to chop her on the head when she does something stupid or bad!
I want to hug her when I'm feeling bad and need comfort and do the same for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571869
>*smack*
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571918
>I want to hug her when I'm feeling bad and need comfort and do the same for her!

But anon thats all the time.

Depression never leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571884
>>15571885
Im physically prepared for a thrashing, and mentally standing by my good parenting.

Come at me little demon spider!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571888
Tiny penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571747
If we go back far enough, isn't this basically how marriage started? The whole marriage for love thing is fairly new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571267
Bummer, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571958
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571925
Exactly.
People at school are going to wonder why there's one kid who's always riding on an Ushi's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571910
I want to cum all over her habit until it changes from blue to white while she prays to the fallen god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571958
It will be until she gets to work on it, the slacker.
Come on girl, put some effort into it!

[Anonymous No.]

August approaches and October is just around the corner.

Are you ready for Halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571983
OH NO! IT'S THE DREAD DORMOMMY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571983
Halloween is my birthday.

I started preparations in February.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571963
Bum her, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571983
That is one stacked Pumpkin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571997
I wishs she was ripped so we could call her a jacked-o-lantern.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ah, falling all that way down made my ears pop!
Looks like this rebellious Angel is kind of dumb. You might be able to take advantage of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572038
my fucking fetish. Taking advantage is a light way to put it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do ayy-lmaos count as monstergirls? Ayy-lamos should count as monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572047
Posting them is not allowed because this one guy said so.
Seriously though, some of my favorites are aliums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572047
I've lost count of how many times this particular conversation has turned up.

[Anonymous No.]

Apart from Red Wurms, which is the fastest Monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572063
A chuuni hedgehog girl who dyes herself blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572068
Can I touch her sister's fluffy tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572070
Her sister is just a little kid anon, you may end up on the Sabbath mailing list if you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572075
Sabbath need not know. Mommy needn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572079
They'll know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572086
Give me smooth. Give me silky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572063
Cockatrice.
Honourable mention to jinkos on account of them being cheetah-girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572094
Cockatrice is the roadrunner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572038
I prefer my Fallen Angels a bit more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571910
What a slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572115
KC really needs to update the old pics faster.
>>15572038
Looks lost. She should probably come with me. I know just the way to help her out with her fading spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572115
Mischievous?

[Anonymous No.]

Just as an FYI - if you've ever wanted a mecha musume like pic-related Doomfest's open for commissions. And there's whisperings that Mari might soon be open as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572141
Science is the way to Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572137
>KC really needs to update the old pics faster.
Meh. Personally, I think the Angels came out past the point his artwork began to come into its own style. I just love their designs, Dark Angel especially, probably my favorite in the whole MGE.

>>15572139
...sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572137
> KC really needs to update the old pics faster
A) I'd much rather get a new girl than a redo of an old girl, and
B) Nothing wrong with Fallen Angel's art at all. You want art that could do with an update, look at Devil Bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572146
I think the design is great, but I just want to see it in his new refined talent. His faces make me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

How the hell are you even supposed to dry off a big tanuki tail? What about all that sand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572150
Yeah, Devil Bug's one for sure that I hope is getting an update in the English Release.

We know Golem for sure, Harpy's pretty well a guarantee (Maybe Black Harpy too?), and Lamia also seems quite likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572141
Oh shit, Mari will be open? Fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of games would little girls play in MG village?
Keep in mind it's not as a sexualized a place as MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572199
I still wonder where that little Wock found that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572206
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572199
They would probably play chase the human boys, before tripping and falling into them, then being very confused about why their bodies feel funny afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572206
Is it Gazer's baby sister or something?
Are gazers born as mini Beholders and gradually grow a body around their main eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572153
The more pressing question is why is her tail half green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572247
Its growing mold because you aren't drying it properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572247
Het best friend is a matango.
She's previously hinted at a threesome, but dropped the subject when you left early the next day to purchase a flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna beat up a smug hehehebi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572291
I hope she sets you on lust-fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572291
With your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572294
What do you do when it turns out your chuuni childhood friend actually had a power and you're now addicted to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572299
Get my fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572295
Yes, lots of sexual beating up!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaffelen

>>15572294
She'll be the one who's lusty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572306
>turning playing together into roleplay sex
Friendship: ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572310
>Friendship: ruined
Marriage: initiated

[Anonymous No.]

I want to undergo an experimental magitek treatment after getting refused for the paladin army! I want to become Captain Lescatie and fight Red Ears, the fascist Dark Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572309
>You will never slap a mantis with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

I shall claim a dragon as my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572330
Well congratulations, you got yourself raped. What's the next step of your master plan?
>>15572360
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched EMG with some internet friends today, it was nice to be reminded of how many good Miia scenes i got out of the anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572364
>What's the next step of your master plan?
Marrying the Mantis and cockslapping her while she wears her wedding dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572364
>Good luck with that.
In the words of my uncle: a dream unfulfilled still means more than a dream unattempted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572368
You're going to upset your parents with that kind of display.

[Anonymous No.]

>no soldier beetle that decides shes your bodyguard now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572366
That is a shiny snake.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats some weird advice you would give to your fellow man about monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572368
Just how long are you planning to cockslap her? Until you come from it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572385
Son, always remember that if she has an ass, she WILL enjoy getting a spanking. That option will always be open for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572385
Avoid the teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572385
When in doubt, lick her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572360
>No closet masochist dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572375
Don't worry, it would only happen in the bedroom.
>>15572387
Until she "jiiii~"s at me and starts sucking it.

[Anonymous No.]

How does a good Kikimora maid reward her brave master for getting a raise at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572402
How often would you have wedding dress cosplay sex with your waifu? Every week? Month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572399
>Be knight out for some righteous dragon slaying
>Find dragon in cave.
>Fight goes as planned until you notice the dragon actually leaving herself open, and the girly yelps when you hit her.
>it gets worse when she brakes your sword and lets you continue with what look lkie a boat oar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572409
There's something a little off about this one, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572385
Any time and convenience savings you make by freezing a slime for transport will be more than offset by the long, zombie-like "Waaaaaaaaarm~" rape she gives you after defrosting.
It's just not worth it m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572409
A sex move known as the "kiki vacuum cleaner special"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572419
She's not as cute as a brown Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572429
Or a slav Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572385
Be wary of the ones that know a little bit TOO much about your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572426
Sounds really lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572434
>Slav Kikimora
Hey, I read that VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572447
Well hello, what's all this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572434
Blonde Kiki when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572426
After that MGQ part III scene I can no longer enjoy this fantasy as well as I once might have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572452
Dumb blonde kikis would be cuter and better than scheming suspicious regular kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572456
>MGQ
explain the scene, it cant be worse than ass maggots

[Anonymous No.]

I just got caught up from last thread. Just want to say that the "It's Winter" drawing is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572464
I actually missed the last thread. Anything else good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572464
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

Just here to take your wanwan's temperature

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572415
Just occasionally.

I could wear my suit for her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572469
But poop comes from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572462
>Bimbo Kikimora
>Giggles all the time
>"Master, like, I cleaned your bedroom! It's super clean now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572466
There was some cute stuff last thread, people talked about their ideal harems and latenight sketched a few of the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572475
>gyaru Kikimora with a revealing uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572475
>>15572481
yep. im hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572474
Penis should also go in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572450
Ayakashibito.

General premise is descendants of old japanese youkai have been rounded up into a containment city, and an organization of them masquerading as humans is trying to release and ancient evil and destroy your new life after you've already gone and escaped prison life as a test subject. Anything more than that would be too spoilery.

MC can manipulate metal, main girl is a haughty fox loli who has trouble hiding her fox parts sometimes. Side characters are a slav kikimora and her otaku brother, a dude and his swordgirl shrine maiden sister who are two souls who have to share the same body.
There's also a hot-blooded oni bro manlet, some immortal bishie faggot who has no plot relevance, shota emperor type with badass elderly tengu butler. A few others I forgot.

Pretty good read, lots of foreheads. Not a whole lot of "monster parts" though. Like at best you get fox ears and tail. Still a good story about human/nonhuman relations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572476
I might have to go back and look if it wasn't deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572490
There's always the archives.

>>/jp/thread/S15558392#p15558392

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572489
Might check it out then.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I want?
A red solider beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572475
>>15572481
Even more delicious to bully than regular Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572505
Does it go 3 times faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572510
Your thinking of red golem's anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572475
>>15572481
>gyaru kikimora
Goddamnit guys I already jerked off 4 times before this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572481
>Blonde hair
>Shorter skirt
>Tacky looking jewellery
>Always blowing gum on the job
Hello boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572522
>in thigh highs and garters
>without panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572527
Now we're talking. I bet she always makes sure to bend over slightly more than necessary while working too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572527
>with a tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572463
> there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't played through MGQ

Nigga what are you doing, I know individual scenes or characters get shat on and there's a handful of why.gif vore scenes but 90%... well 80% of it is amazing and if you're a monstergirl fan it'll give you literally the best faps of your life.

Anyway, to answer your question, iirc it's some sort of mecha-angel-neko-soldier who attacks your dick with a semen-sucking vacuum gun.
But it's like they didn't even try to make it sexy. The whole scene is just descriptions of how unpleasant it is, and then taking electroshocks to the balls to force even more painful ejaculations out into the vacuum tube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572540
That sounds horrible. why would I play this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572537
>tanned above the garters, but pale in the nopan area

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572536
You fucking know it. And she always gets a little smug when she catches you looking.
>"Master, like, just care to tell me what you're staring at?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572540
Its more "laptop refuses to run part 3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572545
Yeah, OK, I realise in retrospect that my second paragraph didn't really support the first. But there's more good stuff than WHY stuff. Alice has a good VA, and her fully-voiced blowjob scenes are something else.
Hell, my favourite Alice scene is the one where she reveals that the flower ornament in her hair is a semen-drinking plant, and lets it rip on you while giving a running, silky-toned commentary on how suck-y and slippery and hungry it is for your seed. Jesus Christ I could barely walk after all the fapping I did to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572559
>Aice
The lilimsnake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572560
Yup.
She's supposed to be the series' tsun waifu but most people sesm to think she just ended up as a bitch rather than a loev tsundere.
But while she may or may not be that likeable as a character, she has some GOAT sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

Super cute snake that I'll cheat on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572567
You know... you probably shouldn't work as PR or promoter any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572571
at least he's honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572570
>that I'll cheat on
Why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572570
You will burn in azure fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572573
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572570
>>15572575
>>15572578
Monopoly becomes incredibly tedious after an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572573
That's why he shouldn't work in PR. Besides it's a bit of a wasted effort. I'm not interested in VNs for the express purpose of fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572570
Don't cheat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572584
>Monopoly
It's pronounced monogamy, you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572584
>Monopoly
You fucked up from the get go. People talk about Mario Party ruining friendships, but that game doesn't have shit on Monopoly. Monopoly breaks families apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572587
>>15572578
>>15572575
Crying sneks are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572585
I still say that maiden rape assault: violent semen inferno is one of the best VN names for the most depressing story

>>15572592
>no dragon that hoards the 500's

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572597
Great name, too little violence or semen for my taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572585
> I'm not interested in VNs for the express purpose of fapping.

You know, you lurk in this thread, hear people discuss how they want to fuck spiders, or want to be transformed into 30 rapist clones to cumflate a loli mollusc, or whatever, and it all eventually becomes old hat to you. But then once in a while you read somethong that reminds you just how DIFFERENT some other people are, in the head.

This is one of those times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572600
yeah it was short as hell, could do with a little more stabbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572597
>no Tanuki that takes it way too seriously and gets hatefucked on the couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572596
I want to get CBT'd, and then lustfired and then orgasm denied by a jealous hehehebi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572601
I'm not that different to you. I just go to other mediums to fap. Infact I'm probably deeper down the rabbit hole than you are. I'm the guy who didn't think nipple penetration was weird. It was either that or something else to do with breasts and holes that shouldn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572608
Shirohebis are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572605
And that kids, is how I met your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572609
This does not help convince me that you aren't just an aberrant mind.
I am very much a breast fetishist, but nipplefucking holds literally no appeal to me. Even if it was a slime, I would have no interest in it and just stick with standard paizuri. The good things about slimes is you can do impreg paizuri, thereby conveniently parcelling my two vanilla fetishes into one

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai Loli heibis are for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572623
I dunno, I have a weird relationship with breast-fucking. If it's just you and a waifu there are unarguably preferable holes. But, I dunno. could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572469
That's not how you should treat Wanwans

They're for loving, not misleading into sexual situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572631
>Anything Oppai Loli is for cuddling.
Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572637
Yeah. Save that for mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572637
But muh corruption fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572469
Do you think that dumbwan is going to notice that's not how you're supposed to take your temperature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572631
Wouldn't it be cute if the 'hebi's lustfire was scaled to her sexual development? You'd need to do things she wanted to do with you. So if a loli got you addicted to her, you'd have to cuddle her to feel happy, and if a depraved fujo got you, you'd have to play along with her sick fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572640
That's like saying "Manticores are for cuddling".
Sure, cuddling a manticore is nice, but there are objectively superior modes of interaction which both of you will enjoy more.

So oppai lolis are not for cuddling. Oppai lolis are for oppai-irrumato-ing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572649
Always stay away from the crazy shirohebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572650
I will disagree with everyhting you said but this;
>Oppai lolis are for oppai-irrumato-ing
This is proven fact and I cannot dispute you on this. And because you think like this I can discuss this matter in a civil manner with you my good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572655
But they're all crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572657
You just have to get to them when they're still pure enough. Childhood friends are good, bitter virgin CC office ladies bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572660
How early is too early? Keep in mind, I'm not quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572666
>>15572660
Loli shirohebis are great to nab early.

Allows you to prevent the onset of the crazies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572640
I cannot and do not want to


>>15572649
Gonna cuddle all the oppai Loli heibis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572655
I will go for her complete opposite, the kurohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572666
Middle schoolers can be rotten already, so grade schoolers if you want to be safe. I'm sure there's some pure adults too, but the danger gets bigger and bigger the longer they stay single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572674
you mean a black snake that isn't clingy, has the romantic caring of a bicorn along with lust water that force people to fuck other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572640
Why would I want to? They're for that and much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>oppai
>loli
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572692
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572692
>oppai
yes
>loli
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572660
I dunno about everyone else, but I would definitely go for the CC office lady.
I always preferred older women, especially ones with beautiful, white scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572660
What about absolutely pure twenty something shirohebis who've never seen a man before?

Do you think their pent up lust has already rotted their brains crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572706
>never seen a man before
I can't even imagine what they've twisted themselves into. The best case scenario might be a pure love fantasy ripped straight out of her dirty comics or a normal view of her parents' relationship, but who knows where you'd end up in the worst case. Maybe she doesn't know what the penis is supposed to do in the cloaca and you end up reaming the wrong hole forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572692
Who invited captain shit taste to the party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572712
If it has oppai it isn't a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572709
>Maybe she doesn't know what the penis is supposed to do in the cloaca and you end up reaming the wrong hole forever?
That's my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572730
Have fun never having children 'cause you're stuck filling her bladder with your seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572744
Stop making me remember that urban myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572512
>red golem's anon
Does painting the Golem red make her husband faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572744
Given that the nature of the cloaca means that the only wrong hole left is the blowjob hole, I assumed anon was just referring to a major fetish for snektongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572767
>blowjob hole
Oh, do sneks also have this hole? I thought it was just abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572683
What happens if you attract a Kurohebi and a bicorn?
Does every girl that you see gets thrown into your harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572759
It allows her to bring him to orgasm three times as fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572770
This was uncalled for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572777
It's never uncalled for to post cute and lewd abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572709
I want to convince a man-starved shirohebi that you reproduce through anal sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572776
To quote the Birds of Prey: The Flash is just too quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572780
Just show her some balls-deep mammal pornos and tell her the deeper you go, the closer the cum gets to her eggs. Laugh when the dick flies past the vaginal opening and into the rectum at the end of her cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572785
>>15572780
How warped would these innocent shirohebis be if they only had access to porno?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572792
What if she only had a copy of Suzuka-sama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572792
They would all speak so awkwardly you'd swear Alpie McAlpenstein had written their dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572782
Please!
She'll just leave him an ahegoing mess!

Now, that white golem on the other hand....

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572792
They'd be sex crazy. Even more than a usual shirohebi.

They'd think normal interactions with men involve having humans go down on them within 5 minutes of meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572816
http://exhentai.org/s/6d123605b9/831979-3
This girl as a Shirohebi when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572819
I was expecting that doujin about the really slutty and innocent fat titty elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572814
White Golem? What does white do? All I remember is that purple makes you invisible, which is what allows Cheshires to "teleport" and Grapesnakes to invade everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572822
They call her the white devil, she's stronger than any other golem before.

She's got better 'armaments' and can last longer in addition to being quite fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572821
Thirsty good girl >>> oblivious slutty girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572828
This is surely some kind of reference, but I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572830
It's literally both a Nanoha and Amuro Ray reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572833
Nanoha?

[Anonymous No.]

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN MAMONO BLOOD AND ALL THE ABOMINATIONS TOO

WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE M.O.N MACHINE COON BY COON BY COON

HUMANITY MARCHES ON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572830
What is Gundam for 500?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572841
Uh-oh, looks like Ted hasn't been taking his medicine.
>>15572845
I get it now, but isn't as funny because the Gundam was built to be a special machine, while Char's zaku was just painted red.

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>>15572841
I almost thought this was HLF again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572838
The magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572848
And the Red is why she can jack you off three times faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572841
MY NAME IS HUGE

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>>15572853
Don't know her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572858
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572641
I'm going to milk a Rat and make cheese out of her milk and then I'll feed it to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572865
> Mouse girls don't suckle their young
> Instead they have their husband milk them
> Make it into cheese
> Feed the baby mouse girls that
Mite b cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572873
>it takes months to feed the kids for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572878
Some say milking starts midway through pregnancy, not after the kids are born, so you have ample time to start cheesing
Others say fuck you its magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572884
Gonna catch that Ratata!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572884
Gonna Poké that Monster

[Anonymous No.]

hey /jp/, got to thinking and threw together a pitch idea for a bigger story.

http://pastebin.com/ZZuiJHnN

> a MGC setting in its rough early days
> son of paladin and human businesswoman
> mommy gets NTRed, daddy is gone
> son goes down the wrong ally one night, gets super corrupted
> mom disowns her freak mutant kid
> fun living on the streets for a bit
> fun doing the bad foster parent thing for a bit
> fun where one of the foster parents is a really, really sick person
> in medias res starts where son is in school living on government support
> employ emotional trauma and sexual numbness
> bring in genuinely loving partners looking to heal and protect friend
> complicate with jealous bully or two, self doubt and the like with plenty of flashback chances to excuse the lame in medias res
> maybe throw in incubus guys and human guys as friends that don't quite match up to his feelings on either side, play the 'caught between two worlds' thing
> end with super passionate lovemaking with protective friend, cultural healing, self acceptance

/tg/ turned me over to seafoam's "pretty human" and I got a good vibe from it, thought maybe i could ride the feels train all the way into a sort of expanded universe and fan letter to that. Thought Cheshire would be a good pick for the MC's hug pillow; in the original alice in wonderland he always seemed to know what alice was thinking before she even thought it, and this guy is definitely gonna need someone who sees through him.

too close to the original? too edgy? I finished that story and started this part all in one night, so I could well just be too tired to be making sense right now.

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>>15572891
The premise alone seems off-puttingly edgy. And I'm pretty sure that getting "super corrupted" means you're an Incubus, which means sexual numbness is not really a problem.

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>>15572891
>monsterboy MC

Seafoam barely got a pass back into the day because he's Seafoam. You'd get eaten alive.

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>>15572891
We were throwing around a super corrupted -> sexual healing idea in the thread last night, so the concept is potentially OK.

Though I have to opine that Cheshire is almost the worst possible choice for an mg to be the bringer of sexual healing, though. They're literally insane trolls, totally devoid of the capacity of piecing a person back together emotionally. Also Bob already tried Cheshire healing stories and you do not want to walk down the same road he did

Just use an ACTUAL healing mg, like a Sea Bishop or something

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>>15572891
No.
Just no.

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>>15572901
Seconding Sea Bishop, those girls need attention.

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>>15572891
>> mommy gets NTRed, daddy is gone
Oh common, wasn't the dad supposed to be a paladin?

>too close to the original?
You could make something original as long as you are trying. so you shouldn't need to worry about it.

>too edgy?
From what you have told me, a bit. And by "super corrupted" do you mean "he turned into a incubus and now fucks every monster girl that he can" or "monster boy". I shouldn't need to tell you witch one is okay.

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>>15572901
>We were throwing around a super corrupted -> sexual healing idea in the thread last night, so the concept is potentially OK.

More like one guy whining about how corruption should be a positive force and being BTFO by everyone else. Which was you, I'm sure. Shame on you trying to lure this poor babe in the woods into a beartrap because of your own selfish need for validation.

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>>15572904
Not him but Seafoam's Incubi are classical incubi, straight up monsterboys.

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>>15572897
>>15572900
>>15572901
>>15572902
>>15572903
>>15572904

ah, super corrupted as in transformed into incubus ofc.

bit too far on the edge side, but healing is popular. ok, i can work with that. sea bishop, huh?

cool. I'll get a few hours of sleep, see if i can't regain some sanity and get together something decent for yall to pick up or apart.

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>>15572907
I was recalling a crawl-out-of-the-ushi-rape-cave-and-find-a-nice-monster-instead discussion.
That's all I know, I swear!

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>>15572910
AbsolutelyDisgusting.PNG

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>>15572913
Good boy.

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>>15572901
Not related to his story, but this just gave me an idea. How about a hot spring where a bunch of sea bishops heal their customers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572917
How did they end up there? They're SEA creatures.

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>>15572913
The NTR doesn't help, either.

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>>15572921
Could be a small volcanic island. God knows there's a shit ton of those.

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>>15572891
>> mommy gets NTRed, daddy is gone
Already shit

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>>15572923
Make it so.

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>>15572910
ACCEPTABLE:
Incubi
Males who were born human and then have been mamonobama'd enough that they have monster-level libido and endurance.
Minor - MINOR - monster traits such as changed eye colour, little horns, and elemental resistance may be allowed if you don't try and make a big deal out of it.

UNACCEPTABLE:
Monsterboys
Male offspring of monstergirls. This is bad enough on its own, but goes full heresy if they have monsterous traits to comparable extent of their sisters: scaly arms, chitinous carapace, fur, etc.

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE WELL, it may save your story!

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>>15572921

This >>15572923 was what I was thinking when I posted that, but they could've just "walked" there.

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>>15572921
Wheelchairs.
Do you even Murderfish?

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>>15572929
>little horns
No. Stop.

The only physical change approved is weird eye colors.

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>>15572936
I'm down for cracked glowy skin and shit

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>>15572936
I would accept skin-color changes too. Like, skin turning blue when you get saturated with Glacies/Yuki-Onna Mamonobama.
Though I'd never actually write that in myself.

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>>15572936
Isn't gaining elemental resistence part of incubi transformation? I remember seeing it somewhere that if you fuck a Salamander or a Dragon you end up resistant to fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572929
>eye colour, little horns, and elemental resistance
You're mixing headcanon with canon.

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>>15572929
Yeah, just was pointing out that Seafoam's were full on dude demons with tail, wings, horns, the whole nine yards. Which made the son being straight human make no sense, not that human sons from monsters ever makes sense.

But then you don't read Seafoam for good worldbuilding, you read for DRAMA. Which made the guy showing up here being so gung ho about the worldbuilding kinda odd. He should really kick back and read some more stories before jumping feetfirst into his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572945
>Isn't gaining elemental resistence part of incubi transformation?
With physical I meant shit that you can see. Eyes and resistence (depending on you waifu) is fine. Fucking horns is monsterboy tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572936
I said "may be allowed", not "definitely will be allowed"
I like them because I fucking hate incubi and want to visually emphasise the fact they're basically as bad as Satan

>>15572947
It's all headcanon. I wasn't giving a commentary of what is MGE approved, I was giving a commentary of what will get you deservedly run out of this thread on the rails. Although saying that, elemental resistance definitely is MGE canon.

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>>15572945
This is true. It's in Worldguide 1. But only if you are incubized by your wife and not succubutt shortcuts. It has to do with the type of mamanomana that transformed you.

Technically, KC incubi are straight up monsterized humans. They're just ones that don't look different than their before forms like Elves, Centaurs, Houri, Cupids, and that sort of stuff.

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>>15572929
>horns
.less get out

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>>15572945
Not just elemental, it can be resistance to physical attacks if you marry a Shoggoth and things get really weird when you include outliers such as Mindflayers and Wendigos.

I wonder if marrying a flying girl gives you flight powers or resistance to fall damage.

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>>15572971
>All Incubi are basically Animal Man
Huh.

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>>15572891
Pretty much on par with what we've got, I don't get the tantrum.

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>>15572971
I don't remember that. The last time I read it what gained is resistence to the environment your waifu lives in (ie deep sea, a volcano, etc) not superhero tier shit like flying.

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>>15572979
Animal man is some dark shit

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>>15572971
Only if its bullshit flying powers

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>>15572990
It's also 3deep5me with it's stupid metashit.
7/10, Morrison.

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>>15572986
That's because you actually read the thing instead of the guy you're replying to who is making stuff up because he thinks it's neat. Which isn't a bad thing, but trying to pass it off as KC canon is what makes him a faggot.

>inb4 the usual DON'T STIFLE MUH CREATIVITY or WHY DO YOU HATE FUN

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>>15572986
It is as you say.
Although when "the environment your waifu lives in" is THE SKY, I can believe that elemental resistance gives a modifier to fall damage

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>>15572986
The flying thing was more of a joke if anything. Shoggoths do indeed give bullshit levels of physical resist though.
>A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime

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>>15572997
So it's a "Fry gets superpowers from parasitic worms" episode?

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>>15572997
That's because Shoggs replace you, like they replace everything else. It's like The Thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573004
But if you're The Thing, do you actually know it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572993
>Morrison
I'd give it a 7.6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573011
Whole points only.

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>>15573010
>A bunch of men tied to a couch
>The helicopter pilot in the massive yukon hat takes a bottle of red wine and pours it onto the new white carpet
>slimemaid freakout noises start coming from Eddy
Aw shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573004
That's a terrible accusation, Shoggs would never replace anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573024
See how nice that Shog looks when all those unhygienic feathers were removed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573024
Fuck, Mindflayers and Shoggoths are fucking terrifying. It's one of the reason I kind of like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573024
>YOU!
>Yes, me me me...
>Me too.

>Where is my kiki?
>"Master needs love like everything does."

[Anonymous No.]

> Literal vagina dentata body horror fleshpuddle

I can't wrap my head around why anyone finds them sexually attractive.
Is it just a meme? Are they just funny to post because of their meido-ness and smug expression? But people wouldn't actually try to dick it?
That's what I pin my hopes on.

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>>15573057
Tekeli-li, mastah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
Shogs get posted because they're interesting, not because they're super dickable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
They're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
They like maids

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>>15573040
That's exactly why I love Shoggoths.

There's no way of knowing how many countless years your maid has lived for, what kind of horrors she has seen that would drive a man insane or what kind of thought process such a creature follows. Yet she serves you with a delightful smile that leaves you with no doubt that she's honest and sincere about her devotion to you.
>>15573064
Speak for yourself.

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>>15573057
kiki pls go

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>>15573057
I think their concept is cool, but I would never get near one. The thought that they can be your house and the weird physical shit they do is really creepy.

They trully serve their purpose of making you a little insane.

[Anonymous No.]

what does it mean when your shoggoth gives you an onahole that she says is handmade?

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>>15572996
>I can believe that elemental resistance gives a modifier to fall damage
Modifier t ofall damage. Makes it easier for the human body to withstand high Gs and atmospheric pressure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
>> Literal vagina dentata
What's the problem here? Sounds perfect to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
>Slime
>Can form anything
You're only demonstrating your own lack of imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
Look up "scary boner"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573100
It means you should give it some foreplay before putting it in.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats a cake day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573172
A day related to cake.

I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573172
It's a day off to eat your favorite cake, or all of them if you are that hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573172
The day where you eat twice the amount of cake you normally would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573172
A day where you're one year closer to wizardhood.

That's a cute alp.

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>you will never be claimed by a yandere goddess

>"Why would you seek those filthy monsters instead of me Anon? If you want pleasure I can give you all of it. More than what is ohysically and mentally possible for your delicate mortal frame.
After all, I made you. I know everything about you. Down to your very subconcious, every molecule, every synapse in your brain that I painstalkingly designed. I made you for the sole purpose of being the object of my love and affection. Your very nature is to love me for all of eternity. You will be eternally protected in the gates of heaven and I will unleash my holy wrath on those who try to harm you and try to steal you away from me. Now Anon, cum for me"
>she gently touches your forehead
>you pass out from the intense pleasure
>the amount of pleasure that you feel is physically impossible
>she carries your twitching body and ascends to heaven, holding you in her arms

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>>15573223
That sounds great! I would be happy with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573223
Thank god. If a yandere said that I belong to her it would make me even more inclined to reject her. It makes me annoyed when they pretend to know everything.

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>>15573223
Does she uhhh.. like games or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573236
I'd be too if she was a cute, nice goddess of my type. A shit goddess like Aqua would be less fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573242
>>15573223
Come to think of it, what would she be goddess of? Fertility? Love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571994
BumMerMan 64

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>>15573253
I'd like a goddess of history, so she could show and tell me all about the history of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573223
So when can I leave?

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>>15573240
She likes everything you like. You'll have access to every single game innthe universe throughout all of time. Of course, you can only play with her.

>>15573253
The only goddess of course. There are no other gods or goddesses besides her.
She was the goddess of love.

>>15573260
Why would you want to leave? You can't leave. You won't leave. Silly concepts like exits or death don't exist in this place.

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>>15573223
>You would refuse MY advances?
>I crafted your kind from the mud and clay, you have no right!
>It was by my divine light that your world prospered and you brought yourselves out of the squalor to walk among these lands as if you were kings!
>You want to escape? Go ahead and try! HAHAHAAHAHAHA!
>YOU CAN'T ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE HAHAHA!
>I'M EVERYWHERE, AND NOWHERE! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>YOU DOUBT THE LOVE OF A GODDESS? WATCH THIS!
>I JUST RAZED THE DESERTS OF ALL LIFE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD'VE HAVE SEEN THEIR FACES! THROUGH FIRE AND HEAT THEY WERE SCORCHED AWAY!
>YOU'RE MINE, NOW! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
>GO AHEAD AND RUN! RUN AS FAR AS YOUR PATHETIC MEAT-LEGS WILL TAKE YOU!
>I'LL FIND YOU TOO! HAHAHA! AND WHEN I DO, I'LL BRING THE FULL BEAR OF MY GODHOOD DOWN ON YOU! HAHAHAHA!
>I HAVE TEN THOUSAND YEARS WORTH OF VIRGINITY TO FUCK INTO YOU! HAHAHAHAHA!
>RUN NOW, LITTLE ANT! RUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573259
She would just show you history relevant to your birth, like all your ancestors or the founding of your hometown.

[Anonymous No.]

Haha, time for ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573259
She'll show you all of her work she had done just to create you from the primordial nothingness. From the beginning of time to the end. Everything that happened was just preparation for your existence. Everything that will happen will be for your enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573284
Ghost time is fun time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573278
>that yandere illias screencap
Can anyone post it?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine all the shitty, sleazy pickup lines that would work on monster girls.
>My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
I find them sexually attractive because I have a lot of fun scenarios involving them, like fucking with their husband's heads and making them believe their bodies are actually melting together, all while sending pulse after pulse into his brain's pleasure center.

That and abominations are like the only schtick as a writer I have, and I'm already a huge nerd for Lovecraft and the related Cthulhu Mythos. So I guess it's win-win.

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>>15573293
thats the human target version. The monster target version goes
>Ayy bby, you a graveyard girl? Cuz i'd like to bury myself in you.

For all your undead flirting needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573304
>The Lich gives you a cold stare
>"Why are you talking like a kakuen?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573304
> You will never play Bury the Bone with a canid MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572891
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573299
Hello there Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
They can gives themselves fuckhuge titties and big butts if want them to. That, and they can imitate other MGs for kinky roleplay stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573299
Sup Shoggocks. Glad you like writing Abominations, someone has to have good taste.
>>15573314
>Walk up to a group of Kobolds
>"So I heard you girls like meat, why don't you hang out with me because I've got some good quality sausage"
Although they might be too dense and get disappointed when it's not real sausage from the local Salamander butcher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573304
>>15573311
>Flirting with a Lich
"Hey there bby, I see you like burying your face in those books. I know where I want to bury mine."

>Flirting with a Kakuen
"I wanna slap dat ass like bongos, baby."

>Flirting with a Dragon
"I have a pair of golden balls. Want to see them?"

>Flirting with a Mindflayer
>Simply hold up an image of non-euclidean geometry with the words 'What is dead may never die'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573323
if you want them to*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573323
Well so can every other slime, but with every other slime you don't have to deal with OH GOD WHY ARE THERE EYES THERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573304
Eyy grl, is undeath catching? 'Cos one look at you, I got rigor mortis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573326
To a mindflayer, this is porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573284
>they made her even cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
I like Shogs because I have a serious thing for chromatic skin and mysterious girls, but am indifferent to slime girls. Shogs take my indifference to the next level, and who doesnt want a dedicated top meido?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendlt reminder that you should put your daughteru in a cage or a nice glass box so she stays safe. Look, but don't dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573347
My daughteru is playing treasure hunt with the other kids, trying to find things for her hoard. They are also being looked over by my waifu.

Am I a bad father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573335
There's eyes there because she's proactively stopping herself from mindbreaking you with what she actually looks like.

http://imgur.com/4iz2rML

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573326
>"I have a pair of golden balls. Want to see them?"
David Beckham x dragon otp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573353
>not in a glass box
>or even a cage
You failed both tests anon, you are a bad father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573355
I get that abominations are supposed to be formless monstrosities, but I never understood how viewing them is supposed to drive you to madness. I play way too many video games for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573335
Didn't KC mention on enty that they're not actually eyes? They're just light sources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573284
>>15573343
I can't fucking wait to see Kira in this arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573370
They glow in correspondence to their Mastahs affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573223

"Look, I just wanted a catgirl, can you do that for me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573376
That's right. It makes them even more loveable since they like to keep their composure, the lights giving their feelings away is really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573373
They changed his VA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573388
Godammit, that was my worst fear. Rikiya Koyama was a great Kira and it sucks to see him get replaced like Wataru Hatano did for Josuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573394
Too bad, he's Diavolo now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573397
>Diavolo
Which means he's japanese Dante and Leon as well. Or Roger from Big O if it's the VA from the Vento Aureo game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573369
It's because they're essentially supposed to be something the human mind is incapable of processing. The Shoggoth in Mountains of Madness was roughly the size of a train as a giant, black amorphous mass with constantly shifting appendages, eyes, mouths, what have you while it chased the team. All while shouting "Tekeli-li!", which is something from the Elder Things' language.

I mean, shit. One of the guys actually looks back at the Shelf/Plateau of Leng after they escape and whatever he sees drives him to insanity, even going so far as to invent an entirely new psyche and personality for himself if you want the short story "The Terror From The Depths" by Fritz Leiber as canon.

That's a common theme when it comes to the Cthulhu Mythos. The insignificance of man against the vastness of the outer dark and how small and ant-like we seem to things that break our minds just by inhabiting a body of flesh and blood to enter into our domain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573397
He's also GOD ENERU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573408
> fug Shoggoth
> what you percieve as she orgasms causes your mind to transcend reality
I'm starting to see some of the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573414
>implying your feeble mind can comprehend the eldritch truth
You're going to end up getting stuck in the Nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573414
Don't fall into their clutches, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573408
Even still, if something takes a physical form, no matter how squishy, then my disbelief is immediately suspended. Its no different than seeing some crazy sea creature in my opinion. Maybe I'm just a tough nut to crack.

They should try a gaseous form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573325
If anybody else has taste in abominations it's good. If it's that faggot it's shite.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have a life long loving relationship with a Flayer, and NOT be turned into a mind slave squid belt? Is this picture porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435
It technically is, makes me curious what KC is going to do for her lewd extra pic in MGE II if he does one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435
Yes, that picture is porn. That's why that Flayer is so smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435

>Is it possible to have a life long loving relationship with a Flayer, and NOT be turned into a mind slave squid belt

But being her mindless cum pump/fuck toy is kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435
You will only turn into a squid a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573454
That looks a little bit more than a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573418
> going down on Shoggoth for first time
> "N-no, don't look there, it's embarrassing!"
> Just like in my Chinese cartoons
> "Don't worry girl, I've done this before, I know my way around"
> "N-no, seriously, it's weird!"
> "Just relax and enjoy it, b-"
> Tongue makes contact
eRfUj5FbDrIgBi2HjBsEd2BnJwAu1HdK
> Regain consciousness 7 hours later
> All the furniture in your apartment is stacked in a 6-dimensional shape
> The living room and the kitchen have somehow exchanged places
> That's inconvenient
> Your bathroom is literally upside down: the ceiling is on the floor and the floor is on the ceiling
> That's very inconvenient
> Chromatic mucous EVERYWHERE
> Shog is a quivering puddle of liquid meat oozing slowly UP the side of the wall
> You can hear her voice, resonating at weird frequencies, as though from an unfathomable distance away
> "Oh GOD, Anon. You DID know what you were doing. Mmmmmmm~, te~ke~li~li~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573462
Just a little bit, no need to worry about it. It won't even hurt or feel weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573462
As in only on fridays. It feels great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435
Who doesn't want to be a vagina squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573468
But today is friday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573452
>>15573471
Part of why I like Flayers is being able to resist her mental temptations. Like playful mind wrestling that only you two can sense from across the table in a crowded restaurant. Or sending her lewd images back that she is not ready for, while she is trying to focus on something else.

Losing your mind just stops all that fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573475

On the Internet, no one knows you're a vagina squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571287
Akaname

dat tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573466
What happens if I eat her out in public? Dors everyone go crazy and the streets get all fucked up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435
No
YOU ARE A SQUID NOW, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573492
But I thought I was a kid now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573493
You need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573487
She traps you into her pocket dimension and makes you take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>Unusually short Monstergirl who lusts after larger humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573486
> unironically liking Akaname
This anon is either a saint or a madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573504
>Unusually short
>Lusts for larger humans
So humans then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573057
The heart. That even an eldritch abomination has a heart that can care deeply for her master, even if it means becoming as bad a doormat as a Kiki. That smugness, along with all of her trinkets, is simply an illusion to mask her desire to find someone who loves her enough to make make her uterus glow like a lighter at a rock concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573511

Right. But specifically because they're larger than her and she's got a fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>Spend an hour on Depthy trying to animate the Space Pygmy Anubis image
>The smallest brush size Depthy has is roughly 10px, which is awful for precision work, and the undo function sucks
>An hour later, realise I can just define the depthmap in Photoshop with superior brushes, layers, masks and so on, then upload that to Depthy

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573504
I'm mostly submissive to big girls, but I would definetely grab one and shove her on my dick so hard I can see her stomach bulging a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573487
>Streets bend and twist at impossible angles, all connected but not at the same time.
>Windows show reflections of worlds far beyond the imagination of any writer.
>Trees and the soil pulsate and move, moaning secrets only the earth knows, if you can understand them.
>Lights flicker in colors no human has ever seen.
>The sun sets and rises as days pas within minutes.
>Human women monsterize on the spot, using their new bodies as if if they've had them since birth
>An orgy of unspeakable pleasure breaks out in the streets as people use hidden animal knowledge, carnal and long forgotten, to understand this new world.
>The shoggoth asks for you to be a little rougher with your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573522
Attempting to get some space jiggle effect? How would the Pygmy Anubis' milk work in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep having dreams with kitsunes as background characters. Should I be concerned that they're preparing to take over my dreams?

Kitsune Mindflayer when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573504
> Unusually tall monstergirl who lusts after shorter humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573317
What'd I do or fail to do now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573553

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435
If you don't want the option to be a squid, then Mindflayer might not be the girl for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573504
Her stature puts her at exactly the right height for what i intend to do to her.
Convenience/10!

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never fuck a Raiju outdoors as a storm blows in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573588
>You'll never fuck a Raiju while jabbing her with a stungun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573304
>Ayy bby, you a graveyard girl? Cuz i'd like to bury myself in you.

>The lich is stunned, and immediately shackles you with her powerful magic, hauling you off to be studied.
>The severe rapidity at which your words can dry monster cunt is nothing short of a national threat and needs to be studied so that monsters everywhere can stand a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573504
>regular human women
There's preferrign vanilla and then there's preferring flavorless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573559
Manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573435
You can definitely enter a healthy, loving relationship with a flayer without being turned into a squid

But you have to know that Mindflayers are pretty messed up, she'd probably link your mind to hers and rewrite a few memories here and there to the point where both your minds become a weird mass of love and where you cannot even distinct your thoughts to hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573559

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573588
That sounds frankly terrible
>Cold
>Wet
>Pelted with flying debris
>Can't hear her sweet moans over the roar of the gale
"OK, we both agree, it was a good idea to try something wild and exciting, but let's just accept that this one was a missfire. Come on, let's go home."
> dry off
> make cocoa
> happy snugglesex in front of the TV
> it blows a fuse when she orgasms, but this was still an improvement

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573610
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573613
>I said as it blows in. Not as it is in progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573639
Didn't mean to greenwords

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573613
Alternative route
>Cold
>Wet
>Pelted with flying debris
>Can't hear her sweet moans over the roar of the gale
>She suddenly gets struck by lightning
>She entered some kind of advanced arousal state
>Proceed to have mind shattering sex
>Regain the ability to walk and speak a few days later

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a Shoggoth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573686
I want to swim through a shoggoth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573702
I want to serve a shoggoth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573613
>Cold, to the point where you're o the brink of shuddering if not for the blazing heat where your hips join hers.
>Your skin is cool and clammy, lined in gooseflesh
>Each crackling stroke of her claws alights a sensation so foreign to you, all your mind can conjure in relation is that one time you had to take a cold shower and put jeans on immediately after
>There were droplets in the air showering the two of you, but the clouds hadn't yet burst in earnest,
>A powerful gust blows through, shaking the trees and blowing her hair about. She shivers and tiny arcs of electricity shoot through the strands of her floating hair
>Her pussy tightens with the spasms, coinciding perfectly with the downstroke
>You grunt at the unexpected stimulation
>She grins and a deep rumble rolls across the earth from kilometers away
>You see her ears per up, and her fur begins to stand on end
Sounds pretty intense and hot to me fuck her hard enough and you might get out of there before the rain begins to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573686
And thus Anon dived deep within the realm and madness
His friends all declared that he hadn't come out of his house ever since he met a Shoggoth
It is said that at night you can hear the both of them chanting weird incantations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573292
I also need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573686
I want a Shoggoth to force me to drink her milk until I go insane for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573616
http://exhentai.org/g/917944/16e459215f/

Just a warning It has some very-near prolapse kind of shit going on, mostly because Yuuki Ray will never be able to grasp how a vagina actually fucking works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573732
The MMF threesome shit killed it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573732
>mmf
Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573761
>>15573766
Understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

Demonic Energy affects Elves in strange ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573706
Imagine how confused she would be.
>Tonight baby, im going to serve you!
>li-li-liiiii?!?

>>15573702
Seeing as their whole bodies are erogenous, thats lewd as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573794
Gonna milk 'er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573326
>>15573304
>>15573597

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571153
>>Most of the writefags won't come back
Which writefags in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get this shitty Manticore short out of my head and trepanning won't work send Mindflayers pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573798
What would Elf milk taste like?
>>15573819
I bet that Lich secretly enjoys getting hit on for the probable first time ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573819
Now is the time to say "Hey babe, are you bloating? Because it looks like your tits are filling with gas as your body rots from the inside."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573826

Care to explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573834
Gonna find out.
Gonna impregnate 'er to get more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573843
A Lich would probably take offense to that since they don't rot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573834
>I bet that Lich secretly enjoys getting hit on for the probable first time ever.
Not fucking likely with those stonking tits

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember sloth? What happened to him, just disappeared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573866
But she's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573819
>"It's loud"
>"His breath stinks"
>"I could be at home doing science"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573871
He posts story updates, then gets high and wanders into the woods for months on end if I had to guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573826

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573856
Basically a manticore abducting a guy for a dinner and possibly raping him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573887
Where does he get all those mindhuggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573887
>Crazy cat lady from the simpsons but instead its a dude who just stepped out of fist of the north star, throwing mindhuggers at people

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573895

on the contrary it's the mindflayers who find him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573874
liches dont do science they do magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573905
Magic is sorta of a science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573887
So fucking cute. I guess the key to becoming a squid is to impregnate the Flayer constantly, so she's more focused on birthing children than corrupting your body.

Whats the filename? cant read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573911
*not becoming a squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573888

So she abducts some random guy off the street to have dinner with him?

That's kinda sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573918
More like the guy who gave her some scars years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573905
Magiscience.

[Anonymous No.]

With so many wonderful monstergirls, how do you pick just one? How do you know which one is right for you? Serious crisis here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573951
Maybe you're just a slut, anon. There's nothing wrong with being a slut for many monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573956

>You will never be passed around by a group of monster girls and used like a piece of meat

Please end my suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573547
Exactly, yeah. Although it's less jiggle effects, and more zero g floaty effects. But huge boobs wobbling in zero gravity goes without saying too.

With the droplets of milk and sex fluids, I'm basically going to treat those ads foreground object. Then the boobs next I front. Then the Anubis herself, and finally the background. I want to see if I can get a good gradient going on the tail too, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573951
You don't pick one, you'll know when you find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573951
I didn't pick her, she picked me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573951
There is one that will always stand out. You'll meet her when the time comes

[Anonymous No.]

Weird ass question.

If I were to write a story based in World of Warcraft about a man being seduced by a Succubus, would people read it?

Would people read a love story between a human and his draenei female non-futa lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574017
Yes to both of those. Might not be monster girls as the thread typically enjoys them but a good story is all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573898
>>15573901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BYBaDz0Ic
>Monster comes up to Hokuto-san
>"Ara ara, wouldn't you like to spend some time with a real woman over those little squeeze toys?"
>Loliflayers start making agitated octopus noises
>Tentacles flailing
>Eyebrows twitch on Hokuto-san
>THE FUCKING THEME PLAYS
>ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATA
>RAYTU-NAITO MINDUFLAYU KEN
>Monster's just standing there confused
>"You are already Flayed."
>She blinks once, twice. Looks around, gets on one knee to Hokuto-san.
>"I'm sorry to have bothered you, sir."
>As she's walking off, he senses a dangerous presence nearby
>Turns slightly to see Paladin-Yeti
>Two Chou Anikis standing there in fundoshi
>With loli monsters clinging to them
>Kesaran Pasaran just rolls by like a tumbleweed going "weeeee~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573951
Happens on its own.
You might even find yourself liking a Mandragora, Mummy, Mimic, or Sea Slime above the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573951
Maybe her profile wasn't released yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573504
>Unusually short Monstergirl who lusts after larger humans
Every sabbath member?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574017
>Writing about ayyy lmaos and literal fanfiction
Get out Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573887
He might be squeezing that little flyer a little too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574017
Draenei can be monstergirls as far as I'm concerned. Would read it.

100% meh about WoW setting, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna turn an Anubis into a mindbroken breeding slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574017
Sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574073
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574073
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574076
Yes!
It'll involve many potent fertility drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574083
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574073
I want to turn an Anubis into a cute wife for her crush.
I want to help her win her love and then go home to my chubby Apophis wife to cuddle and feel good about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574083
Yes... YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574086

Your resistance only makes the mind breaking hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574092
They're for tender loving not for mind breaking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574094

Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574094
They are for turning into cum dumps for the grape snake regime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574101
Thats not what the grape snakes would want

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574101
I’ve always had some issues with the whole “turning everyone in an entire nation into mindless state of sex.” Kinda rubs me the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574066

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574122
That's one lewd looking lady. I can feel her undressing me with her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574066
Draenei can't have kids with human males and are aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574122
>You'll never discover your parents signed a contract with a Demon to ensure you were born safely.
>You'll never be left alone on the night of the full moon once you turn 16 and told to wait.
>The Demon will never arrive, look you over and nod before snapping her fingers and summoning a more awkward looking Demon with glasses, a sweater and yoga pants and a hime cut.
>"Look dear, he's just your type!"
>"Mom! You're so embarassing!"
>"Now get to it young lady. No daughter of mine is staying a virgin this long!"
>She'll never end up grudgingly mounting you when her mother leaves and her instincts start flaring up.
>She'll never be screaming in pleasure within and hour.
>She'll never shove her tongue into your mouth and stare at you with her heart pupil eyes.
>You'll never wake up feeling sore and then look over to your side to see her clinging to you with a huge goofy smile on her face.
>You'll never end up having falling in love with the Demon's NEET daughter after that night.
FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574140
Pretty sure if they can pro-create with Orcs they can pro-create with humans. I mean, fucking Medivh's son is 1/3 Human, 1/3 Orc, 1/3 Draenei. Just like Ichigo Kurosaki, another fucking Gary Stu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574017
Literal fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574151
>Medivh's son is 1/3 Human, 1/3 Orc, 1/3 Draenei
Wouldn't that be 1/2 Human, !/4 Orc, !/4 Dreanei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574166
Not any different from the mge stuff all our writefags do. It's a setting and a member of a race, as long as he doesn't use an already existing character it's not doing something that hasn't been done hundreds of times already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574176
Except this one has monsterboys everywhere, and the setting is related to other many disgusting fetishes on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfus are for operating with against insurrectionist forces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574170
I don't even care to remember at this point, Anon. Warcraft's lore has been worse than Alp-locks' writing for literal years now. Case and point:

>Thrall aka Green Jesus gets challenged to a Mak'Gora by Garrosh Hellscream, or vice versa
>Mak'Gora, where you cannot wear armor, can only use one weapon, magic is forbidden and you fight to the death
>Garrosh is basically just wearing boots and pants with his father's axe, Gorehowl
>Green Jesus wearing full body armor, his stupid fucking monk hood, and the Doomhammer
>Gets his cunt face beat in by a rightfully angry Garrosh
>Uses shamanic MAGIC (FORBIDDEN) to subdue and kill him
That's just the tip of the iceberg too, but this is neither the place nor the time to bring my gripes with that shit full bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574191
>Dying for Lescatie

Yeah nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574180
>Except this one has monsterboys everywhere
Just don't include them in the story? I don't like them as much as the next guy but as long as they're ignored then it's fine.
>and the setting is related to other many disgusting fetishes on the internet
Monster girls in general are related to a ton of disgusting fetishes all over the internet, if you worry about what everyone else does you'll never get anything done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574214
Not only that, Green Jesus was wearing chain mail as well. But yeah, WoW lore is fucked beyond all comprehension.

>TFW Varian Wrynn is confirmed to be kill.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it i should not find the idea of an Arachne tying me up and whispering sweet nothings in my ear so arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574253
There's nothing wrong with that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574073
Wanna turn an anubis into my personal kissu maniac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574214
Thrall gets fucked in legion for doing that. The elements of azeroth heard through a grapevine that he did that on draenor and forsake him. You cannot make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574274
You know, this isn't really the thread for this discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574248

>Tirion is kill
>Ret Paladin's get Ashbringer

>Frost Death Knights get the broken shards of Frostmourne

>Enhancement Shamans get Doomhammer

>Druids (forgot which spec) get Scythe of Elune

>Everyone else gets Literally Who weapons

I thought Holy Paladins were getting Uther's hammer, but I guess not

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do impure things with this monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574292
I want to fuck a nerdy Manticore's tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574253
Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574301

Manticores don't really seem like the nerdy type, at least not to me.

Apophises seem a more likely candidate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574321
That's why it's so gap moe. It's like a rapist Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574321
Isnt it Apophi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574328

>That's why it's so gap moe

I guess that's why I like the idea of a Cuddlecore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574321
Neither are Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574294
I want to do impure things to all monkey girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything cuter than an alice reading a steamy brother and sister romance novel while restlessly moving her legs? Is there anything more adorable than her reddening face as she wraps her legs around a pillow and starts breathing faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574355
http://i.imgur.com/sJLiQmG.jpg

If I had any less sense I'd whale for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574368
Why is spanking the monkey so much fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574374
Because their asses are bongos. It produces great music when slapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574374
Because they deserve it for their mischief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574374
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573292
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574361
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574384
Are you sure anon, that doesn't seem possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574348

Apophiseseseses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574374
>Asserts dominance
>Doesn't matter if the monkey likes it or not since both have their own appeal
>Their howls are cute
All of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574405
Im gonna tug those nipple tassels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574402
It is. It's a bunch of "Yes!", "More!" and "Harder!". Some say "stop" and moans.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a Mindflayer vomit after reading my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574432
I want to watch one vibrate and shrill after reading my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574431
>Some say "stop"
Those lewd monkeys, don't they know that will just make men spank them harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574423

Are they fancy decorations for pierced nipples or what? Because I don't see how else they can stay on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574444
glue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574444
They seem to enjoy piercings, so I wouldn't say they aren't nipple piercings.

If they are then cool, I dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574432
I want to watch one say "It's going to be okay" while pulling me into a hug and lending me a shoulder to cry on after she looks at my mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574444
It's a scientific fact that grape-flavored Monster Girls are extra lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be sacrificed as a breeding slave to a tribe of shortstack amazons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574321
I've had the idea of an Apophis I've made into a character collecting Roman and Egyptian era stuff to remember the good old days.

But then again that'd require explaining why her nigh-immortal husbando is still alive outside of mamano mana/Apophis venom/what have you. Or knowing how to write romance.

Her favorite story is Romeo and Juliet for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574477
I want to run a farm that specializes in shortstack Holsts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574488
Because it involves poison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574488
Easy. Naturally gifted in alchemy as a rule, the Apophis developed an age halting potion years ago. One potion prevents aging for a year, so as long as she can find the very rare ingredients, she can give long life to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574492
That sounds lovely, would they greet you with cheery smiles and happy greetings in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574505
Yep, happy little cows.They're a lot more portable, easier to pick up and carry to your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574467
True, Shoggoths are the lewdest creatures there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574477
I want to get a forced orgasm denial handjob from a chubby Amazon for hours and marry her by putting it in when she finally lets me!

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy Blue Oni Childhood Friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574512
WIth big busts too!
I'm sure they'd each wear revealing clothes that emphasize the size of their chest.

>>15574518
Is she chubby because she's lazy?
not that impresive an amazon if she's like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574521
Don't you even have more Oni pics beyond that one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574522
She's chubby because she's gluttonous. Every day is a feast as her cherished husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574521
I'm going to wear a red condom and swing my dick in her face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574530
But if you keep enabling her like that, she's going to go beyond chubby!

You gotta get her to exercise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574529
Only a couple more of that oni in particular. There isn't really a helluva lot in the way of Blue Oni art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574532
She has to work hard to provide the foodstuffs, anon. Besides, she gets a good workout after dinner when I climb into the rafters and make her do handstand pushups into my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574549
Delete this image, tomboys aren't supposed to be so lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574521

Tomboy Manticore bully who secretly likes you but is unsure of how to properly express her feelings for you

[Anonymous No.]

I want to learn the ancient Fist of the Mon-Star to protect myself from really rapey monstergirls

>walking home from work one night, trying to get back quick to watch that new show
>you don't normally take the back-alley shortcut this late, but you hear it's a really good show
>just as you're almost out of the alley, a kakuen and ghoul block your way
>"where you think you're going, fuckboi? you're gonna spend some time with us lovely ladies."
>tell them you don't want any trouble and that you'll make them move if you have to
>"pfffhahahaha, you hear that boss? this guy sounds like he wants things rough."
>big and buff oni appears behind you
>"sounds like you got some big balls. how 'bout you drop your pants and show 'em to us?"
>she reaches for you only to have her hand knocked away
>your eyes flash, and then ATATATATATATA
>"you already came."
>she looks confused until her body tenses up. her eyes roll back, mouth hangs open, and lets out a long moan as a mindbreaking orgasm shakes her to the core
>she stands their for several seconds wrapped in absolute ecstasy before slumping to the ground, a twitching wet mess
>terrified, her cohorts grab her and drag her away screaming
>you went unraped that night and made it in time for your show
>a couple days later you hear a knock on the door and answer it
>it's the girls from the other night
>the oni's face is blushing a darker red than normal as the other two yell at you to take responsibility for ruining their boss for normal men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574554
>Daddy, why do you keep hiding in the rafters?
>Why, that's easy my dear daughter! How else would your mother get a workout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574557
Nyet.

>>15574558
That's the best kind of tomboy. It's even better when she gets the courage to confess her feelings to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15573292
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

I was looking for the Ilias Bad Rats screen cap so I could crack a joke in EDF threads hoping someone would post a steam key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574558
The best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574558
>bully who secretly likes you but is unsure of how to properly express her feelings for you
>ballpunching ntr.txt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574560
>Run towards an Oni for a finishing move
>Everything goes black
>You are back to back
>She smiles, a bit of precum comes out of you dick
>And then suddenly, she gasps
>A huge stream of feminine cum coming out of her vagina
Ou lick your fingers and walk away to the moonlight

Just like my chinese cartons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574590
>Fucked up the last part

The onis got me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574495
Yes.

>>15574499
Well part of the problem is she hasn't seen him for at least one hundred years and given that it's America and more times than not she's in human/Pharaoh form you see how difficult/annoying actually writing them getting back together would be. That and it'd be getting into a horrible rut of "Guy meets MG he hasn't seen for a while v2384953718945"

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>>15574598
No offense, but it already sounds cliche as all hell. Might as well go all the way.

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>>15574606
It being cliché as all hell is what's holding me back. It's more fun to think of shit like A guy summoning a Demon with an ineffective circle/contract only for her to actually teach him how to do it properly, instead of raping him senseless.

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>>15574566

Would she be afraid of telling her crush about her feelings after enough bullying because she thinks he will reject her? Because that could cause a cycle of self hatred and lashing out at the one you like and that never ends well

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>>15574613
Could be amusing if she seen the contract as a courting ritual and was mad that he didn't do it right because she's always dreamed of the day of her contract since she was a young girl.

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>>15574616
Not him, but one way it could go is her sneaking into his house and pinning him to his bed during the full moon while ranting about how it shouldn't be this difficult for her to admit a stupid crush on a stupid boy that she just loves so fucking much.
Then the next morning she wakes up next to him, remembers her rant and what happened and gets really embarrassed.

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>>15574621
Like I just said, I like to think of the ideas only for them to get shot down more times than not by people I'd rather not mention in here.

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>>15574613
I had a thought like that. The mage summons a demon with a partially broken circle. When she see's that the binding in ineffective, she moves to possess his body. Little did she know, the mage is watching from the closet, and the body she attempts to possess is a artificial familiar, strapped with binding runes that both trap her and prevent her from using dark magic

Then the fun begins.

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>>15574638
>by people I'd rather not mention in here
Got a feeling who those people are, fuck em if that's the case.That idea is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

A wererabbit and a jiangshi get into a hopping competition.

Who wins?

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>>15574613
There was a cute greentext once about a wizard who summoned a Succubus to cunttease her, but ended up with a nerdy virgin and fell in love with her and put it in just as she was about to timeout despawn and get gangbanged by some other dudes.

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>>15574621
>"Are you kidding me? This is the sloppiest summoning circle ever! Half the runes are wrong, the lines aren't even enough and there's a gap here big enough for me to walk out of! See? I just walked out of your shitty summoning circle!"
>"Now come over here and let me teach you how to do this shit right!"
>"I'm going back now. So make the circle properly this time and do this right!"
>"You're lucky you're so cute."
You are now imagining this being spoken by a Demon with glasses and a ponytail.

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>>15574667
The anon they got to judge the competition.

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>>15574677
Hnnnnnnng sensei demon is a strict teacher.

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>>15574685
She's roughly the same age as you so less "Sensei" and more "Senpai".
She can be your Sensei if you want though. All it would take is for her to tie her hair up in a bun and put on appropriate clothing.

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>>15574677
>Glasses and ponytail
God tier combo. Would totally learn how to do a proper ritual for a cutie like that.

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>>15574693
In my contract I want her to be a sensei. Fuck me with the bun on.

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>>15574693
Actually, Senpai is much better. But I'd still have her doll herself up once she's a live in.

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>>15574694
>>15574696
Best taste.

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>>15574694
Do you want to make her blush anon? Because that's how you get Demons to blush.

>>15574696
I hope you're ready for all the Teacher/Student roleplay you can handle anon, because Demons like her take their contracts seriously.

>>15574698
What do you mean by that anon?
Because she'd be good with just about any style you can think of.

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>>15574616
>>15574628
What about taking her by surprise by confessing to her first?

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>>15574696

I prefer a hime cut but that's me.

Buns are great as well

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>>15574712
She'd just stare at you while blushing furiously and making some sort of high pitched noise that sounds like a squeal.
Then she'll pounce you and drag you off to somewhere secluded so she can take your virginity while chanting "I love you" over and over.

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>>15574711
I just mean that after she's used to home life, you can bet that a teacher is just one the many many roleplays I'll be having her do. Demons are pretty understanding of that sort of thing.

Sunday is bunnygirl day, Monday is naked apron day, Tuesday is teacher day, Wednesday is schoolgirl day, Thursday is FemDom day, Friday is slave girl day, and Saturday is maid day.

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>>15574712
That delinquent Hellhound is at it again!

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>>15574719
Hime cuts are the best for the bobcut framing, but I prefer the rear as a braid or a bun.

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>>15574712
That Hellwan is big enough to be an old lady!

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>>15574662
I still can't write dialogue for shit, so that's a major bummer man. Anyway, enough bitching and back to doing other things.

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>>15574712
Have a fixed version of that image.

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>>15574730
One of those days should be a free day in case you want to do something outside of those seven things.

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>>15574748
>Haahn? You looking for a fight you shitty Fox?

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>>15574719
Za Warudo Lilim where.

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>>15574754
Thats what FemDom day is for. She can choose to do whatever she wants.

I admit, im pretty partial to their cultural clothing too, so this schedule is more like guidelines.

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So, any guesses as to whether the new items in the dragon book will be specific to just dragons or will they have affects on other monsters as well?

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>>15574721
>You're seen later holding hands with a blushing, flustered Hellhound bully who stands a good few feet over you

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>>15574748
I want to aural rape that Fox while the Hellhound keeps her pinned.

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>>15574711
>Do you want to make her blush anon? Because that's how you get Demons to blush.
That's exactly what I want. Mainly so she's more strict with the lesson as a way of hiding it.

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>>15574748
Gonna touch that mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

Junefag, you there? Any updates on your picture? I'm excited to see what a writefag character will look like finished.

Komodo Nee-chan never ever

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>>15574780
Im gonna lift that tail, then enter her butt.

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>>15574780
>She'll never shove your face between her breasts and growl when other bullies try to pick on you.
>She'll never insist on walking home with you after school.
>She'll never take you to her house while her parents are vacationing and tell you that she wants you to pound her fat ass doggystyle as hard as you can.
>She'll never fuck you all night long so you can be covered in her scent so other girls know to back the fuck off.
>She'll never hug you close like a teddy bear, kiss you on the forehead, and cuddle you to sleep.

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>>15574793
>Aural sex
Get out.

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>>15574813
It hurts me knowing that this will never be.

>She'll never fuck you all night long so you can be covered in her scent so other girls know to back the fuck off.
>You don't have the keen sense of smell like various monster girls do and don't notice your new girlfriend's scent
>You go to school the next day and attend class like you usually do
>You sit next to your friend in class, a kobold girl who you've known for years
>She greets you like she usually does, and then is unusually silent for the rest of class
>She just sits there breathing heavily and staring at you, her face red

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Zipangu has Unagi Joro massage parlors?

Nice, slimy, eel massages.

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>>15574832
Of course they do. I want to go to one and get a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>I saw you were in a party with that Lich from the town tower... If you needed a healer, you could've just asked me. I dont like DPS that much anyway...

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>>15574828
Is she jealous, or is she just flustered at how hard you got fucked?

>>15574832
Mofu Parlors, Unagi Massage Parlors, Oni Bars, Lewd Kitsune/Ryu Shrines, Zipangu's got it all man. It's lewd central over there.
There are even non-Unagi massage parlors.
You want to feel an Oni's oiled up abs rubbing against you? They've got that. You Want to get a deep tissue massage from a Kitsune? Covered. You want a Flow Kelp nuru massage? No problem.
Just be aware that all massages in Zipangu have "Happy Endings". Multiple long "Happy Endings".

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>>15574858
>Is she jealous, or is she just flustered at how hard you got fucked?
Maybe a bit of both.

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>>15574858
Need to go all the way to the Mist Continent to visit the Monkey shrines, way up in the mountains and deep in the jungles.

Worth the trip though. They spend their entire lives perfecting sexual positions and techniques.

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>>15574868
Gonna eat out that Hot Dog!

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>>15574851
Well if the healer didn't stop healing me so I could tank for once... Well you're probably better than them either way. You're in I guess. Don't let me down.

Damn Salamanders... can't heal for shit.

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>>15574558
Gonna take her alp offering.

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>>15574876
I'm gonna visit the secret Yeti mofu parlor deep in the Himalayas and get sage advice from the old, wise Yeti monks while I'm there

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>>15574868
>I dont care if you think you're full up! you're gonna take this cum til I can see your swollen womb.

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>>15574909
>Wise, ancient Yetis
>Whose fluff has been growing for centuries.
>At this point they're just talking mounds of snow-white fur.
>The advice they give is a bit muffled, but incredibly insightful.
>By bringing stretchy anime meat up the mountain with you and giving it to them, you'll be permitted to touch their fluff, rumored to be the most comfortable and soft fluff in the world.

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>>15574929
What could you give to get a hug from those ancients Yetis?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to corrupt monsters like Crow Tengu and Kikis into aggressive gyarus?

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>>15574948
Gold, stretchy anime meat, myrrh, and your body because it'll probably be absorbed into the fluff ball yeti

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>>15574948
Even more stretchy anime meat.

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>>15574967
Well i mean do you mean dominant or?

I would not mind being raped by a Kiki

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>>15574809
We already have a writefag character with Magma-Tits.

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>>15574967
Thats a normal want. Crow Tengu are basically built to make bimbos out of.

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>>15574971
>>15574973
So dressing as a golden stretchy anime meat covered in myrrh and sacrificing thyself to the snow fluff. Sounds a lot like heaven if you ask me.

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>>15574876
Legends tell that if you leave an offering at a Kakuen Shrine, you'll be visited in the night by a proportional number of Kakuen to be "taught in their ways".
>Of course they'll want to travel the world with you to see the sights and taste your dick more.

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>>15574809
Nah, haven't heard anything from Loen yet. Must be working on it.

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>>15574967
>>15574975
>Kikimora gets corrupted by gyaru culture
>Gets the tan, but keeps her hair all natural
>She starts wearing a french maid's outfit
>That fucking zettai ryouiki does things to you, man
>"Don't you like my new clothes, Master? It makes sex all that much easier."
>Do a spit-take when she says that, the head butler coughing and telling you to be more careful with the things you're teaching impressionable young ladies
>Wake up after you go to sleep, can't move
>Your wrists and ankles are tied to the bedposts
>What the hell, man.
>Kikimora's giving you head like her life depended on it, shit feels fantastic
>Before you come, she grips the base of your shaft and pulls your balls down gently
>"Ah-Ah-Ah! If you're going to do it, do it inside!"
>Try to call for help, she giggles while she climbs up to stand above you
>"It's no use, Master. I've locked the doors, nobody can help you now <3~"
>Gyarumora takes you to Heaven when she slav squats right onto your dick, bouncing up and down in quick little spurts
>She ends up fucking you until the morning rooster crows, putting on her normal maid outfit and wiping off the tan as if it were dirt, smiling at you
>"It'll be fine, Master. I'll let you see my slovenly, whorish face tonight if you'd like. So long as you give me more of that thick... sticky white stuff <3"

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>>15575021
While the slut element speaks to the dudebro within me, I can't help but feel as I would gradually begin to lose respect for the meido if she did this

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>>15573819
If I were to hit on a Lich, I'd do so by asking her if she was looking for "Research Subjects", and that I'd be happy to volunteer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere meido who molests me in my sleep!

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>>15573930
>Magiscience
this makes me angry

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>>15575125
I want a yandere meido who goes crazy when she smells the scent of another woman in my clothes.

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>>15574990
You're wrong.

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>>15575021
Perfect maid.

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>>15575125
>She takes a deviant, perverted pleasure in molesting you
>Until she realizes that having her so close actually helps you to sleep better
>Conflicted as to whether or not to continue molesting you, as you've essentially robbed the taboo aspect from her without even realising.

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>>15575125
I want a meido who helps me become a better person

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>>15575128
What about scimagi?

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>>15575166
She'd probably keep doing it so she can keep seeing your cute sleeping face.

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>>15575197
this is sounding like we're going into a ghostpirate/pirateghost discussion

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>>15575198
Sorry sweetheart. No idea what you're saying. You may need to use body language.

[Anonymous No.]

To the Rance Kamilla fag.

Somebody did your request

Kamilla getting her trap manservant/pet to smash loli Hornet's sandcastle

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>>15575198
Way too big. I'm not even a DFC guy, but damn, man.

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>>15575203
>Deviant sleep molestation turns to soothing sleep-aiding skinship
Why are monstergirls so great?

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>>15575206
Well if its a pirateghost then it's somebody who was a pirate then died and came back as a ghost, but if its a ghostpirate its a ghost who made the decision to become a pirate.

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>>15575198
kloah is one of the few artist that can make tits that big and still appeal to me.

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>>15575209
This is strangely satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this a thing?

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>>15575239
its m fetish

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>>15575239
That is not okay.

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>>15575239
Fucking christ.

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>>15575239
This is a comedy right? Im laughing my ass off.

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>>15575239
Because unbirthing is somebody's fetish, and thanks for reminding the rest of us about it

Faggot

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>>15575209

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>>15575239
Get out of here /d/.

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>>15575239
>>15575245
>>15575252
>>15575254
>>15575255
>>15575256
What if you could have your waifu and live in an MGE world, but only if she gave birth to you?

I mean wouldn't that be weird or what? Popping out of your waifu as you tell her "We're not speaking of this ever again" and having to wait for puberty all over again.

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>>15575239
Because nerds can't accept that they'll never be able to return to the safety and peacefulness of the womb

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>>15575264
Yeah, that would be very weird. Probably scrub your brain now.

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>>15575264

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>>15575264
>What if you could have your waifu and live in an MGE world, but only if she gave birth to you?
thats been my fetish ever since playing the mgq side story oppai lily heaven
yes im depraved.

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>>15575245
>>15575252
>>15575254
>>15575255
>>15575256
She found a baby that was just about dead and hit the rewind button so he' get a do over.
She's a Succubus, by the way, and he ends up with a ridiculous amount of magical power.
He can't control it worth a shit though, so he goes down the muscle wizard route.
Also he has a Kitsune sister.

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>>15575264
Get me a Mindflayer. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to come home to a nice shortstack houri and have her greet me with a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575278
does he go back from whence he came in manner of speaking?

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>>15575278
Is it porn? Link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575279
What do you need a Mindflayer for? Do you wanna erase your memory of your past self so you can be a pure blank slate son for your waifu to raise?

[Anonymous No.]

can a mindflayer mindflay itself?

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>>15575264
Well, why not? I would do worse things to get into a decent reality.

[Anonymous No.]

who let the unbirthingfags in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575300
>unbirthingfags
its not the unbirthing part I find hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575294
Oh god what? Anon what are you doing?

I would destroy that event from both mine and my waifu's memory, then I would tell the Flayer to flay herself so there would be no witnesses.

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>>15575300
They're not the greatest at keeping out of places they do not belong in, as you would expect.

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>>15575300
>who let the unbirthingfags in?
The real question is who will let them out?

[Anonymous No.]

If it's wrong to lust for old women, I don't want to be right.

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>>15575288
Yeah she rapes him when he's like 12 or so.
Then he puts his foot in his mouth after fucking some adventurer girl who he left bedridden with his dick. She's like "Damn nigga how you fuck so good?" and without thinking he goes "Oh, I learned from my mom."

>>15575290
It's a WN.
Maken no Daydreamer. Manga only has 3 chapters.

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>>15575295
Absolutely.

At first, I would bait them into my mind, where I would create a safe place for them to relax and feel comfortable. I would express to them that Ive always believed I could help my loved ones come to terms with the trauma in their lives, but i've never had someone to do the same for me. After the flayer takes the bait, I would willingly low her to rehabilitate me, all the while stressing the hypocrisy of being a broken healer. I would seal the lesson with a moral, that we can only find true healing together, and that for better understanding we need to be completely open with each other. It may take some convincing, but we would enter her mind together, and begin the process of true understanding.

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>>15575343
>It's a WN.
no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575344
Know whats best for that?
Having a cheery kobold fighter friend who wants to make you smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575331
Be careful. They only LOOK helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575343
>WN
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575367
Web novel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575360
That would work for me, but the objective here is to Flay the Flayer. After years of probing peoples minds, Im sure it would be very relaxing to have someone who wants to probe back. A Flayers mind is probably a trove of conflicting emotions and desires. Understanding is probably the greatest gift you could touch her heart with.

[Anonymous No.]

She just wants to love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
Then how come she hasn't come over to talk to me and ask me out on a date, is it because she's shy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
Not me, she doesn't. I don't want a bicorn, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
That's fine.
I welcome pure maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
Bu I already love someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
And I just want to see my cum flowing out of her horse pussy because I came that much inside it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
>Horse Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575372
eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575397
>You'll never be a Prince who gets kidnapped by a 100% evil Chromatic Dragon who plans to sell you as a slave to Orcs.
>The Princess you were arranged to marry will never rescue you by becoming a Dragon herself.
>You'll never be princess carried to safety by a drill haired Metallic Dragon princess who considers you her treasure.
Damn it.
Now the only question is what kind of Metallic Dragon she'd be? Gold? Silver? Copper? Mercury? Dare I say Platinum like Bahamut herself?

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>>15575384
I'd preserve my chasity for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575415

Gold Ojou-Sama Dragon Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575331
Wanna fuck grannies

Gonna fuck grannies

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>>15575415
Depends.
If the princess was a fearsome lady knight then she'd be silver.

A cold, beautiful ruler would be gold.

Copper would be a silver tongued, jovial princess.

[Anonymous No.]

The EDF would like to remind you that bug girls are not to be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575415
Copper, of course, for them bantz and sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575415
>You'll never tell a rusted dragon that she has a heart of gold and shouldn't let anyone take it from her.

I want to heal them dragons so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575415
I wanna be the traveling Dark Mage who didn't fully understand the perk tree and accidentally invested his points into healing skills who tries to be nice and befriend the evil Chromatic Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
>Already tainted by human flesh

She'd keep her distance along with the other monster girls out there.

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>>15575331
theres a smudge on the top right corner

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>>15575423
>>15575426
>>15575428
All of those sound wonderful, but keep in mind that no matter what she is she'd be a huge cuddlebug.

>>15575431
I feel you man.

>>15575434
She'd probably still be fuming over her defeat by the Princess, and complain at you a lot.
After a while she'd start opening up to you and maybe even start falling in love.
After all, her mother and father never really paid attention to her. They were just fucking all day.

Black, Blue, Red, White, Green, Brown, Orange, Purple or Yellow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
On the prowl, looking for a husband to marry.

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>>15575452

>keep in mind that no matter what she is she'd be a huge cuddlebug.

You say that like its a bad thing.

It makes being dominated by her even better if she gets all sappy and mushy afterwards. Or even before and during.

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>>15575331
I wish there was a tag for woman in this age range

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get wrapped in a Wurm's coils and lay with her all around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575384
I want to giver her a hornjob

[Anonymous No.]

>Pillaging a hoard's Dragon

I'm doing it and that pile of gold and treasure won't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575331
Young foxes > grannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575466

/tg/ please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575466
/tg/ plz stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575460
>You say that like its a bad thing.
Never meant to even imply it.
And she'd be the cutest and sweetest Dom you ever saw. Encouraging and loving the whole way through, ending in a big wing cocoon hug as she presses her cheek against yours with a big smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575482

This is really bumming me out because I want something like this more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575482
>presses her cheek against yours with a big smile on her face.

How dare you destroy my heart? I can't resist gentle femdom, especially when it involves dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575491
>>15575489
I too am a dragon slut.

I bet the wing cocoon would be very warm and comfy.

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>>15575489
You and me both anon.
Also, change the scales in your pic to a metallic color and give her drill hair and that's what I imagine the princess looks like.

>>15575491
Because if I have to suffer this pain I'm going to make other people suffer it too.

>>15575501
It'd be super comfortable, only made comfier by her bed and sheets. She is a Princess after all, luxury is part of the package.
Oh yeah, and her breasts pressing against you would feel nice too.

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>>15575501
Definetely. The leathery and smooth sensation of her wings with the heat coming out of her body while those big, protective arms pull you closer to her must feel like heaven.

>>15575509
I don't even feel lonely anymore. I went so deep that I can almost feel her.

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>>15575509

I was thinking gold with platinum blonde hair and drills. She would act cold and a little haughty in the public eye. But behind closed doors that ice queen thing would melt and show an absolute sweetheart.

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>>15575452
I don't mind her venting and complaining to me, if she wants to tell me about her problems, that's all cool. I'd even stroke her horns while she laid her head in my lap

>After all, her mother and father never really paid attention to her. They were just fucking all day.
I know that feel, at least we have each other though, right?

>Black, Blue, Red, White, Green, Brown, Orange, Purple or Yellow?
Well, if she's evil, sounds like she'd be a black dragon with poison and tanned skin, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575239
I'm more mad at the shape of the belly if anything.
I mean I know Japan doesn't have a pregnant woman except for once a year, but come on the internet exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575521
Adorable.

>>15575525
If you keep being so nice to her anon, then one of these days she's going to pin you down and forcefully kiss you while riding you.
Because she's fallen for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575533
I understand how you feel. There was a manga I wanted to dump on /a/ at one point but I didn't even bother because the chapter had poor pregnancy anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575533
I think preggers girls are cute but not nessasirly sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15574560
>>15574590
You mean like a reversed version of this?

http://imgur.com/gallery/agLYN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575549

It would be nice if I could draw. But the best thing I ever drew was a piece of wood and a thing of cranberry sauce.

I could probably write something but I never feel like anything I write is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575549
It is a sad day when no dragon waifu,

It always will be a sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575555
What a wasted get.
Pregnancy is sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575555
It's biology, my friend.
Male sexuality is wired to find fertility attractive, and pregnancy is the ultimate expression of fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

For those who have a dragon waifu, how much does she deviates from the encyclopedia profile one? Or maybe she is the one in the encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575614
>pregnancy is the ultimate expression of fertility.
only if you were the one that got her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575612
>get
this is /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

The night is still young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575626
yeah but ive had six beers and im sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girls would have weight problems? How would you help them with their problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575425
>>15575331
>>15575471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7isxoTIeYM
This is literally the music I hear whenever I see Old Foxes and Granny Sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575632
>Thinking it's a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575637
cut out all carbs MANUALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575632
Holstaurs, lazy dragons, and tanukis.
I wouldn't help them at all.
I like soft girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575632
>What Monster Girls would have weight problems?
Centaurs, and to a lesser extent lamiae. I would remodel my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575644
>MANUALLY
>A stoic mantis will never shred every carb loaded item you're waifu touches
>Your floor will never be made of Cheetos
>You will never discover her secret stash
>You will never fill it with Slimfast

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to give the lolinuki headpats.

She's been wise with her investing and deserves praise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575626
Good. It means that my tired body can sleep all the way until the night grows old and dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575618
Nah, then you get into the suppressed reptile brain that screams "Kill it and replace it with your own!"
Lions do it, but our conscious mind developed to consider that reprehensible.

[Anonymous No.]

I caught a Wurm by it's tail, now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575700
and you just jumped to Infanticide out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575708

Let's just say it will be very painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575724
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575728
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575632
She doesn't have a problem!

She needs that extra weight to convert into...stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

Did Weresheep cuddle everyone to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575817
Whats your waifu, a Lich? Alchemy her weight into gold? She knows that's a myth right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575821
Nah.

Distracted by a wildfire off in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

If I grab a Jinko's tail, is she mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575857
No. Also, remember to let her go if she hollers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575821
I got nothing to post about.

This is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575864
But what if she moans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575867
She's cute. Dressing up a Wisp's cage sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575867

Does that cage thing come off? Because I don't see how you're supposed to fuck it otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575821
I was out drawing for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15572891
What happened to this? It's been deleted. I thought it had potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575874
You go in the cage

It is your home now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575879

>You go in the cage

Designated Shitting... Cage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575879
No anon daughterus go in the cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575873
I would make her ornaments for every holiday.

>>15575874
I think she can step out of it, if other fan art is any indication. But no, I dont have any official proof or anything. Just hopes and dreams.

>>15575879
Ive thought about lining the cage with a tarp, then making it into a makeshift pool. I could my truck exhaust into it for a red neck hot tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575822
>What's your waifu, a Lich?
No, though I do like Liches.

But I was referring to the girl in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575822
>Alchemy her weight into gold?
Something tells me this would be a very bad idea.
Especially since gold weighs more than anything in your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575632
>thicc holst nee-chan has been worrying about her weight lately
>tell her there's an effective new diet where you just have to have lots of sex with each other, burning lots of calories
>she's reluctant at first, but after awhile she gets into it
>pretty soon she has completely forgotten about losing weight, only wanting to keep fucking her little brother

*warning: side effects of this diet include weight gain in the form of a baby (or multiple babies) after you inevitably impregnate your older sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575957
>Tanuki imouto urges you to take her to McDonalds so she can get enough pudge to make a Gold Bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575971
I want to give her a chop on the head and tell her that that much pudge would kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575981
She'll negotiate it down to a Gold Nugget

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575988
Still worth less than the amount she'd have to eat.
Mom told me to keep her schemes grounded in reality and that's what I'm going to do.
I'll take her to go get ice cream if she wants though. She can bring that boy from school she has a crush on.

[Anonymous No.]

whats sounds idea right now?
for me its drinking with a red oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576017
>whats sounds idea right now?
You did mean ideal right? if so:
A submissive dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576017
You missed an "L" there but I get what you're trying to say.

And honestly, everything to do with the post chain starting from here: >>15575415
Specifically the stuff about the Drill haired Gold Dragon princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575415
would like a longer greentext of that, but beggy no choosy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cows come in many flavors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576044
Middle and the one to the right of her are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576054
One on the right is prime student council president material

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576044
I want middle right and far left.

Also, con someone make sense of this for a city boy like myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576043
Judging by the ears and tail, I'm gonna guess this is a Sphinx.
>That face
>That chub
>That hair
>Delicious brown
>THEM TITS
Holy shit I'd let her do whatever she wanted to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576044
Striped kneesocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576044
What about flat chested cows?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the Dayman of the writefags?
Who's the Nightman?

[Anonymous No.]

Cornering demons in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

I just read about me giving a Cheshire futa a blowjob. What has my life become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576145
We don't fucking talk about that story anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576145
Anon how about you masturbate to monster girl doujins and images, like the rest of us? That was we can all become much happier for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576144
Gonna bend her over the balcony and fuck her raw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576044
They all look lovely.

Though watch, they're sensitive to environment changes like real cattle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576044
I call the tall bighorn.
I want her to smother and bully me with her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576145
At least read some of the stuff that's mid tier instead of the forbidden trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576145
You gotta say "No homo" and perform 3 hail mary's before you alp in 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576022
>A submissive dragon
Why a dragon when you cold have a kiki to be a sub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576217
Because I like have strong women under my control and I don't really care if they are maids or bodyguards or whatever.
Having a dragon or dark valk call me master with loyal devotion is more boner inducing to me than any maid could be.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread has slowed down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576249
Where exactly is the vagina on that thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576258
Back of the knee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575964
Tie her up and only bring her a glass full of semen everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575964
Yes.
>>15576044
I want to taste them all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576297
Wouldn't a Kej fashion PJs from her own hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576233
What kind of devotion are we talking?
The "Simply likes following orders" kind or the "Burn all those who dare to harm my master!" kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576297
Nice, I would cuddlefuck her all night.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug MG little sisters are for ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576377
Serving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576377
Putting in their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576377
Being raped by

There is nothing more humiliating than getting overpowered and sexually dominated by your little sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576393
I'd love to get wrestled by my cute and sweet Baphomet little sister and forced to cuddle her, then lotus position, then more cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god this story goes from bad to worse. I know it's forbidden fruit to read, but I just have to know if he chooses the manticore in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576410
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576410
her hand looks like a deformed foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576479
I want to cunttease a Baphomet by intercruraling her perfect stocking thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be a Monster Girl's bride and househusband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
Becoming a househusband has its positives but I'd rather be a lazy bum with a loving wife who takes care of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
I'd rather work together with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls like going fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576537
Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576537
Hedgehog girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576410
>Morning young man, care for a bounce?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576568
You don't want to prone bone one, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576537
Land harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
I don't look good in white, never mind a wedding dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576576
Gonna take pictures!

Add them to my Harpy-watching collection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
Fuck no!
Id rather have a housewife, or a wife that's good a her job that i am at mine.
there's no value to being a househusband to me. that my work for others, but its not my thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
Well I'm not as good at cooking as Darling is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
Gladly. Already good at cleaning and learning to cook a bit better wouldn't be too hard.

Being the house husband of a nice Ushi-Oni or Hellhound would be a dream come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576650
Being a husband to an aggressive species sounds like a difficult life

Either she'll fight with you over who gets to take care of the house and the meals, or she will just rape you while you're in the middle of your chores

[Anonymous No.]

>No kunoichi clan that doesn't understand we know they exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576741
>not wanting to get reacharounds from an Ushi while you cook
>"Ahn~! Dear, no! Wait until it's ready!"
>and then anon came in the pan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576741
>Trying to cook for a Hellhound
>She starts getting impatient and says she's too hungry to wait
>Starts greedily sucking your dick while you finish preparing the meal
I can only wish for such a wonderful life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576759
Id rather grill meat on a salamanders tail, groping her tits to manage the fire intensity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576582
More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576753
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
I don't need to, she can keep servants. She's a fucking apex predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576782
Does she want me to trim her claws? Kiss her foot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576582
>>15576782
Why is it considered normal when people go around peeping on harpies and taking pictures of them?

If you took a picture of a lamia you'd get shamed or maybe even raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576789
Old fashioned clan that doesn't know times have change and still think their the best at stealth while we know where their village is. how to spot/track them and shit like that.

basically out of touch women that don't realise they are not so secret anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576798
I kinda want to take creepshots of Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576798
Bird-brains forget soon enough, it doesn't traumatise them.
>>15576804
>This week on "Beneath the Breastplates"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576798
birds are shy sluts that like to show off but run away if you get too close

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576801
Is this a Mr. Magoo style one-note gag, or are you taking it somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576797
Could be both. She calls you her manservant in that game and orders you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576810
one note, if you can improve it be my guest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576811
Oh. Well. It comes naturally enough for me so I wouldn't mind. Still, never could wrap my head around a dom Harpy.
>>15576813
Kunoichi pretending to be regular girls as they commute to school to scout the world out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576818
>Kunoichi pretending to be regular girls as they commute to school to scout the world out?
That works, it would also make me paranoid as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576824
>the Kunoichi girls have to come up with fake identities
>each of them infiltrates a different stereotypical clique
I'm calling dibs on the Delinquent Ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576808
>>This week on "Beneath the Breastplates"
>The scary Captain of the Guard's massive thighs strain against her armor during acrobatics drill!
>A cute young Paladin sitting on the wall eating her lunch - check out the breeches shot from below!
>Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Spycam footage of new recruits having their armor fitted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576830
See? Our depravity knows no bounds.
Would bring pictures to loud boss/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576772
>Cooking for a Hellhound
>All meat all the time
Also
>Hellhound coming home from work in a business suit
My fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576838
I bet the Paladins have to deal with guys creeping on them more than actually hold the peace against monsters and criminals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576844
>Hellhound coming home from work in a business suit
Why does /jp/ anons in this thread give me such great illustration ideas? To my massive to-do list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576853
Get to work or the Leanan Sidhe will cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576828
I want the nerdy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576857
It'll have to wait... still not done with my lamia sentai drawing and I have more shitty browser-game grinding to finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576853
I have many more where that came from.

>tfw so many ideas but you can't be bothered to learn how to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576844
>Homes home in her suit
>Unbuttons if and her shirt but doesn't bother taking it off
>Starts nibbling on your neck and groping you while you try to vacuum the living room
>It's useless to resist her and before long you're having sex on the couch in the cowgirl position while she still wears her open suit/shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576867
I'm not into the idea of being a househusband but I am into the idea of being femdom'd by a hallway like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576873
>Hallway
I thought you better than this autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576875
Hey now, nobody's judging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576824
>Anon discovers kunoichi's are in the school
>some of them have become aggressive in their advances.
>panic run to teachers office to get the truth out there.
>burst through the door to the sight of her sharpening a kunai.
>Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576875
There's nothing wrong with being molested by your shoggoth wife who decided to replace your entire house with her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576883
One day I'll write about an Antarctic expedition discovering the Shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

In a city heavily populated with jinkos, is there a more terrifying sound for an aggressively single man to hear than a chuff right behind his head in jinko breeding season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576882
>Teacher kunoichi
Does she do info gathering for the hakutaku teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576913
Oh no, it couldn't possibly be a tiger.
>>15576914
No, she's infiltrating the place for her village. Have you been following the topic at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576914
wrong direction anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576918
But if it's not a tiger, what is it? A harpy that remembered the sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576144
What exactly is the context here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576940
It could be a Fire Rat or a Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576949
Those seem like valid options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576940
>A harpy that remembered the sound?
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576882
He's okay as long as the teacher doesn't have thing for him. or she may just get one of her kunoichi students to "convince" him to keep the secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576911
Do it. I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576954
Obviously the answer is for me to jump out the window.]

Kunoichi can't catch you if you jump out the window!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576954
>>15577029
>Not pretending you didn't see anything
>Not getting her to lower her guard
>Not gently blowing into her ear while she thinks she's sneaking around

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577029
Thats the point she pins you to the wall with said kunai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577057
Ah yes, the audacity of acting like your opponent isn't there!


>>15577063
Well, now I've just got to ask sensei why she's throwing daggers.

Doesn't she know how inappropriate it is for a teacher to be doing such things?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a fragile and naive scholar living in a declining civilization
>barbarian monstergirls attack, ransacking and pillaging everything
>you will never be kidnapped by the barbarians only to be brought to the chieftain/queen of the barbarians
>you will never become married to her as she takes a liking to you
>you will never teach her the customs of civilization which helps her turn her tribe into a stable empire
>she becomes an emepress
>you will never get ravaged by her daily

[Anonymous No.]

>>15571153
consider translating it yourself? nah didn't think so lol

[Anonymous No.]

They got Dunlop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576515
>Bride
No.
>Househusband
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577073
awfully calm for someone getting assaulted by a ninja

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577156
Why she wears a collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577111
I want to migrate with the Visiwolfu tribe to Iberia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577250
She's a chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

If Centaurs were the only races on Earth, which EMG or MGE variants would you waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

They're watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577270
Horse pussy a shit
Also
>wanting cucktaurs from EMG
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577250
She's lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577270
None of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577270
> diary breed loves small things
> "things"
> milky centaur will never ~ara~ara~ at your small dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577272
Mai waifu a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be kidnapped through an interdimensional portal by a yandere lilim who's been watching(stalking) me from birth!
I want to be the only male in a colony composed of only single yandere females!
I want my tendons to be gently cut by a yandere maid!
I want to be molested by a yandere!
I'm responsible for most of the yandere posts on /mgg/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577272
Wans are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577288
>who's been watching(stalking) me from birth!
Did she watch your mother give birth, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577270
Lightweight.
>You will never tease a sporty and innocent centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577272
What a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577296
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577272
What do monster girls post about on /human/?

>Caucasian humans are the cutest, I want one to touch my tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577320
>Archaeologist best job
>No, CEO
>No, programmer
>No, gigolo
>No, cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577320
I want to post my nudes on /human/ with a post saying 'The early bird gets the worm'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577340
I post about ocular penetration fetish with an email and see if anyone was desperate enough to contact me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577320
>You'll never see MGs saying good things about your personality

Hurts a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577348
A man of taste I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577296
>>15577310
>Not guiding each generation so that the right men marry the right women
>Not using magic to secretly dissuade or disappear any other potential suitors for the chosen pair
>Not snatching the young anon in the night shortly after his birth, his family having served its purpose, no longer having any use

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577361
Damn, I forgot all about the undead. They'd have absolutely no problem with it or any other fetish I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577363
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohaim plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577270
I wouldn't pound the horse pussy, just befriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577270
>Wanting to marry a Centaur species who literally cuckold their husbands to get some human dick while their spouses are too busy chasing after other wives in their harems
>Not just sticking to MGE where you don't have to worry about that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>No demon swordswoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577430
>No blessed sword

[Anonymous No.]

Cow milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577457
>Blessed Sword basically turning women into the light wraith angels from Diablo 3
>TFW you can't see her body under the hood but you can feel everything
>Woo woo flashlight vagina

[Anonymous No.]

Impure thoughts about sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577252
>Visiwolfu
Will your tribe ally with the Western Order Empire to repel the marauding Hunnic horsepussies? Will you assist your empress-waifu in her campaigns against the treacherous Ostrokobolds? What of the blue-painted goblins that raid your borders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577543
>What of the blue-painted goblins that raid your borders?
>tfw when can actually make a historically appropriate "we're gonna build a wall" joke
God bless Hadrian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577462
Undead Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577550
Noice.
Ahh, Lescatie...the eternal city. I have seen the end of days, and years from now men will say 'Thus began the fall of the Order.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577379
...such as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577572
I found Lescatie a city of men, and left it a city of monsters
-Deruella

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577579
>Severed head / windpipe
>Navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577550
>TFW Hadrian's Wall was the real life inspiration for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577590
Now all the comments about Westeros being a distorted map of the british isles make even more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577587
Tracheapussy is extremely lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577600
Well IIRC the real-life inspirations for areas in the distorted clusterfuck that is Westeros and Game of Thrones is, as far as I can remember...

King's Landing - London
Lannisport - England
The Reach - France
The Stormlands - Italy
The Vale - The Swiss Alps
The Iron Islands - Norway/Denmark/Wherever the fuck the Vikings were actually from
The North - Scotland
Dorne - Spain
Riverrun's Area - Germany/Wales

The Wall - Hadrian/Antonine Wall
North of the Wall - Actual, historical Scotand/Greenland full of Saxons and pissed of Celts

Dothraki - Huns and Mongorians
Slaver's Bay - West coast of Africa
Valyria - Atlantis
All these shitty places in the eastern world I can't remember - Ottoman Empire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577571
I don't think bullying her is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577631
Pamper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577639
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577590
You only have three minutes left to delete that pic, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577631
>>15577639
>>15577642
Simmer down with the images now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577646
Make me, nerd. Will delete in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577567
>TFW still no stories of a Grotesquery/Flesh Golem girl being 'born' and being shown the pleasures of the flesh
>While being like 8'5
Why even bother living when there're no writers to deliver

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577666

Become the hero the thread deserves Satan. Write what your heart and/or your dick demands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577666
KC needs to do more Undead mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577639
Her horns look so touchable.

>No dragon girl to to praise and touch for good luck.
Why must my hands be empty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577676
Pray for anther undead in MGE II.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577676
Ghoul, Lich, Skeleton, Wight, Zombie, Will o wisp, Vampire, Jiangshi, Pharaoh, Mummy, Ghost, Ittan-momen, etc...

whats even left? Banshees?

[Anonymous No.]

No air force dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577715
DANGA ZONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577700
There is the possibility of Homonculi, Undead Warriors, and Undead variants of existing species like Dragons and Succubi.

Fuck, I wanna see Undead Dragon variants so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577700
I don't think ittan momen are undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577720
The only reason I don't want to see undead dragons is because I would feel bad for the poor things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577729
>Not wanting to bow down before Frost Wyrm ojousama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577726
>magical material type

check roger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577715
you mean a dragon decked out in a pilot jacked and sunglasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577734

If her voice wasn't that grating I wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomet with granny voice when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577761
Baphomet with the voice of Mallory Archer

[Anonymous No.]

Still the best monster girl artist.
I
M
H
O

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577778
>Bapho with casual racism against the Irish

Oh man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577791
You have some very eccentric taste, friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577793
>Troll interrupts the Baphomet while she's discussing the magic of Sabbath pussy with you
>Picks up a random potato from her refrigerator
>You're left confused, tied to the chair
>"Here you go."
>"But ma'm, we've been over this, Oi'm not Irish."
>"Whatever, just make whiskey or something from it, it's not like I don't have enough to prevent another one of your famines."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577791
Then why doesn't he draw MGs anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577791
That snail doujin still makes me diamonds.
>>15577807
He still does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577796
>eccentric taste
Not counting his amazing MG designs, Thomas is one of the most vanilla of artists, unlike others who are into vore, guro, NTR, among other fetishes.
So I'll take that as a compliment.

>>15577807
I wish he made more doujins, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577791
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577852
ur mum

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577846
The only two designs he's done that've been posted multiple times that I've seen people shit on is the Yeti and the Ryuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577862
>Liking gross bug girls
For shame anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Gaoo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577875
manticore? Never understood the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577875
I want an oppai loli manticore to gao at me only to pout when I pat her head, unthreatened by the tiny creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577881
I want to do the same to a big Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577543
We have to deal with the Basque dog girl tribe first. They are so angry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577875
What lovely blue eyes she has.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets burn shit to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577879
It's because since they have such a shitty personality per the profile the only redeeming quality people see in them is the tailpussy. Which 99% of the time if you're reading a Manticore story they always use the tailpussy instead of gettitng down to business as if it adds any arbitrary worth to actually dicking her.

When more times than not it's like sticking your dick in the mouth of a Carnictits worm from King Kong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577886
But you can't carry a fully grown manticore around and spoil her while she just pouts in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how the monster Olympics would go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577902
Of course you can, what are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577909
rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577909
Half the events will have some variant of rape. or they could respect, keep it non sexual and have a monster division.

Also that art looks kinda shoddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577909
Terrorists take over the installations and rape everyone, detonating their DE jackets afterwards and creating a new Demon Realm filled with fit MG and husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

gaooooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577922
Gonna poke the Manticore with a broom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577920
>Dark matter explodes during the olympics

Sex is not a sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577917
>Also that art looks kinda shoddy.
I got it from the /a drawthreads, I don't have commission money so I'll gratefully take what I can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577922
Is she being rebellious because it's bath time? She's going to get washed if she likes it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577900
yeah, tail pussy doesn't seem that enticing. If you want dangerous pussy, there are less boring girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577922
>>15577875
Is that a wild Manticore?
Can it even speak?
What is it doing in my house?
I'm gonna call Animal Control!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577900

I like ten because I like the big, ferocious girls (dragons, krakens, etc).

The tail pussy thing, while silly, does give them an extra hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577900
The shitty personality is part of the charm. I like them shitty, evil, fickle, and cruel as long as there's a little unspoken love on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577932
Don't, Monster Control are full of rude people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577931
Well, I mean. The kinds of Manticores I like are enough to probably get me laughed out of the thread given how hugbox-y it can be about MGE and the mythologies that the actual monsters are based on.

I like Manticores with scorpion tails and paralytic venom who're massive sadists/dangerous pussy and may or may not have mouths similar to Mileena from Mortal Kombat X, but that's because it's a wholly different interpretation to them.

People are fine to like tailpussy version all they want, but they're just not my thing and in the past when I've alluded to that it was completely, without a shadow of a doubt, memetic.

If I truly wanted a dangerous girl I'd get a Chimera because she's literally bi-polar schizo girlfriend: The Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577943
So? I can't just have a wild manticore living in my house!
I wouldn't be able to control it, that's what the authorities are here for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577944
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577909
does she take that flag everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577944
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577950
Well at least call someone nicer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577875
>>15577922
>>15577959
Dumb Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577962
There's no one else!
It's calling them or raising a wild manticore all on my own, since I definitely can't get rid of her. I've already tried uncountable times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577966
Then you know what to do, anon.

You have to tame the Manticore and make her a civilized woman!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577966
a bullets cheaper than a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577879
>>15577900
They put the monster in monster girl while still maintaining an attractive appearance, the sadistic nature coupled with the wings, ears and paws combo is really nice.

The tail pussy isn't even the main appeal when it comes to sex either, it's what they do after using it enough times since they remodel their entire body using your spirit energy to make the first time having real sex the best it can be for the both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577700
The Ghoul is my waifu. It's always made me angry and sad that the Ghoul was one of the few entries that never got a secondary picture in the MGE vol. 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577951
I did warn you.

>>15577955
If I were truly a faggot I'd say I love Alps. When honestly I just want to take a flammewerfer and purge Alps, Devil Bugs, Matangos, Cait Sith, Cu Sith in cleansing fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577974
>Mommy manticores carry their children on their tufts and back.
It makes sense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577974
How long does it take for a baby manticore to grow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577978
Guess im just not into beast girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577978
Maybe if there wasn't just one writer who wrote Manticores that didn't make me cringe I'd appreciate them more.

Proportionately there's a fuck-ton more Kikimorafags and at this point it's almost maddening that they're strictly used for vanilla instead of being a cock sleeve you bully by buying her a wedding ring and slipping it on while ramming her full power one day, telling her you don't give a damn about her pedigree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577996
Manticores are like Magical Dinosaur Capsules. They need to be submerged in semen for long periods of time to grow, during which their tufts will absorb most of the spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

Milkmaid Demon motherfus:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57988961

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578028
So it's like one of those toys where you put them in water and after a week they are fully grown? Damn, it's easy to raise a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578063
You have to fap or be milked by mommy a shitload, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578035
Meh
New demon pic by Sanmotogoroo is much better
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58056884

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578080
>this artists Jeanne Alter and MGE Dragon stuff
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578075
I already fap a shitload and having a adult manticore is only going to help.
Also, if I don't give her cum baths, does she grow up normally or does she become a bronkencore?

[Anonymous No.]

[comfy gao]

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting Manticores for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578027

So what would you consider a well written Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578099
Who died and put you in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578116
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578116
Lich-chan qualify?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578113
a different monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578035
>>15578080
So much demon love, why are blue skinned girls so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578129
They make the best big sisters and motherus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578113
Ones I consider well-written are ones like Jenna, the one from RS' monster quest and the ones from that turbo lewd reverse gloryhole shit. Ones I'd consider shit tier/cringe worthy are the literal incest lolicores and "Layla" that Shoggocks wrote and Savannah/Whatever that insane yandere bitch Bob wrote's name was. I mean, Hell. The latter also did a Cheshire/Manticore hybrid while the other guy did fucking "Muffintops".

Hadn't cringed that hard since deciding to speed-read 50 Shades of WHY. Bonus one for being pretty damned good are Seafoam and Ser Aiden Lannister-Anon's Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578126

That's not nice at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578148
Savannah wasn't yandere in the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578158
I'm referring to the albino one. I can't remember her name because I don't care enough to.

[Anonymous No.]

>"...and the father says 'The Aristocrats!'"
>You smile smugly to yourself and await your audiences reaction. This was going to get the desired result for sure. You stand up from the chair and eagerly await the first sleepy yawn:
>"Daddy, I want a proper bedtime story!"
>"I don't get it."
>"I'M TELLING MOM!"
>Its the end of another perfect day at your dire wolfus rapecave and its time to put the pups to bed. The problem is, dire wolves are very energetic and can be difficult to tire out. Since your bedtime story hasn't amused them you'll have to think of other ways to get them to sleep.
>"Fuck it. I give up."
>You turn to leave the room, fresh out of ideas. Making dire wolf pups go to bed is too hard, they'll go to sleep at some point on their own. They can't stay awake forever, and you're sure your wolfu will understand this.
>"But I'm still not tiiiiiireeeed!" The youngest whines.
>"Eh, I dunno? Jump around for a bit?" You shrug, but as you do a brilliant idea leaves a big grin on your face. You should get your wolfu to do just that. Only topless. Yeah, you need that. Right now.
>You leave the pups leaping around on their bedding, screaming and tumbling around with each other and make your way to bed. What a productive day, the pups will go to sleep soon and soon you'll have a big pair of tits in your face. What more could you want out of life?
>You find your top-heavy wolfu sitting on the bedding leaves, snarling above the happy shrieking echoing throughout the cave
>"So the pups are asleep then?"
>You slump down beside her and yawn, hoping the sound would cover up the sound of not-sleeping dire wolf pups.
>"Yeah, sort of. Hey, you mind jumping around for a bit? I haven't seen your tits in - oh, hours."
>Your wolfu should get a clock for her rapecave. It would make guessing the time far more accurate.
>The towering monster shoots up to her feet, or paws. Or perhaps hind legs. Actually, maybe not hind legs. She's only got two legs, so that's probably wrong. This is going to bother you now, you'd better ask her or you'll only spend the next six rape-filled hours wondering about it. "Hey, what do you call your-"
>A huge paw - hand - possibly front leg if we're going to go by that terminology anyway grabs you by the scruff of the neck and yanks you up to her scowling face. Wolfu looks angry, and you know what that means:
>ANGRY SEX! Oh man, angry sex is the best. To think you used to fear her bad moods. You sigh dreamily as the heat of her breath from her menacing growls warm your face.
>"Anon, get back there and put the pups to bed. NOW."
>You make your best puppy dog eyes at her, but her glare only becomes more intense. Maybe the move would be more effective if you were actually looked at her eyes next time.
>"MOOOM~ Mona bit me!"
>"Did not!"
>"No, really, I don't get it. Why do they call themselves 'The Aristocrats?'"
>Your pups all rush into the room, more awake than they've been for the entire day which is an achievement in itself.
>"kids, go back to bed. Daddy was about to score."
>Being slapped by giant wolf paws is painful.
>Sometimes you wish you were kidnapped by a dormouse instead, because at least they go to sleep when asked.
>Then you remember they don't come with such incredible knockers and proceed to grope your furious wolfu instead. The growling makes her boobs vibrate, which is awesome.
>Who cares if the kids are watching?
>Not you, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578129
Maybe because there's nothing hotter than seeing the skin contrast of a pasty white/asian guy going down on a blueberry or key lime fuckmuffin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578176
Always hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578181
It's times like this being pale is an advantage. I'd probably have desert kingdom girls after me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578176
But the kids won't be able to sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578176
Is the Dire Wolf even loving?

[Anonymous No.]

If you put out an ad asking for an Onee-san, what Monster Girls would come to be your Onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578221
No, welcome to reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578239
>need onee-san - single, 5'11", well-kept house, large freezer stocked with meat
They will swarm down from the mountains at the chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578257
>5'11''
>he's a manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578239
The ones that want a smug otouto for the sole purpose of doing lewd things and two sided pampering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578239
I wonder what an eldritch resume looks like. Probably shouldn't stare at it for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578257
Good luck trying to keep the Wendigos from your stretchy meat when they're the same height as you, maybe even a little taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578281
>Shub-Niggurath
That's not an oneesan, that's a mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578283
Latenight draws wendigos big and small

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578292
I'll never understand him burying Wendigos up to their antlers in snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578137
>big sisters and motherus.
Trash
Devil is the best blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578296
There is always hidden greentext context behind his drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578296
snow makes excellent camouflage so they can surprise travelers and ask them if they have any stretchy meat on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578296
If memory serves, they got locked outside of the house and waited patiently for the husband to come home. During their wait, they were covered by snowfall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576263
where the fuck are the knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>15576263
Doomslayer please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578148

>Ones I consider well-written are ones like Jenna, the one from RS' monster quest and the ones from that turbo lewd reverse gloryhole shit.

I glanced through the pastebin and didn't see anything right off the bat. You have a link handy? If not don't feel too bad about it. I'm just curious as to how to make a manticore interesting and not make her a character and not a forceful rape machine. Like have some girl to the monster in her.

>Ones I'd consider shit tier/cringe worthy are the literal incest lolicores and "Layla" that Shoggocks wrote and Savannah/Whatever that insane yandere bitch Bob wrote's name was. I mean, Hell.

So pure fetish fuel is a no go, even though that didn't really need to be said.

>The latter also did a Cheshire/Manticore hybrid while the other guy did fucking "Muffintops".

Dude what

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578239
A hobgoblin who tries way too hard to act mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578310

what if they don't have any?

[Anonymous No.]

Good Morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578391
How many pillows is it before it's hoarding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578340
Jenna - http://pastebin.com/fAEKwmBK
Gloryhole - http://pastebin.com/uEv9sU0C

Ser Aiden Lannister - http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd

Seafoam's Manticore - http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70229129/Manticore%20Fapfic

----

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly; Mostly the Ugly:

Ovaries:

Loli-twincest-what the fuck: http://pastebin.com/sT0uWtRT

Eric Clapton:
http://pastebin.com/j6e1xx4p

Robert The Terrible aka Beelzebob aka Doctor Bob Kelso of Sacred Hearts:

Submissive Manticore - http://pastebin.com/xDXxaCd4

Savannah aka Truckercore -
http://pastebin.com/AnaWRuje

I don't have the link for Muffintops or Teacher so you'll have to ask somebody who does. But read all of these at your own risk and develop whatever kind of Manticore you want to do off the good, the bad, and the what the fuck I've included.

Meanwhile I have some Sigmarines to paint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578378
the wendigoes pout, and its soul crushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578391
her thighs are thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578391
Wights were meant to be spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578412
Bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578416
Thick thighs attract eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578310
>There will never be an /x/-tier skinwalker story with Wendigos
>You will never find a big pile of animal skins in the middle of the road and absolutely fucking book it when it moves and goes AWAWAWAWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578391
Thick thighs are love.

[Anonymous No.]

Minichuffs are for ___________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578512
Belly rubbing and chuffing at

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578391
But it's 2 in the afternoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578512
Putting in your lap and try to hold your erection when she starts purring while you are playing with her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578512
Sitting in your lap, against your erection you got due to her purring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578512
Putting in the bed between myself and a Macrochuff to get double cuddled all night.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ruin a manticore's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578533
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578522
>>15578528
Tigers can't purr though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578533
I want to ruin a lilim's asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578542
You just have to make an extra effort. Anything can pur if you caress it hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578535
Because. If her tail's covered with spines, bully her until she whines

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578512
Slamming into the bed.

http://i.imgur.com/VIBTQlW.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578550
No, they literally can't. Big cats have a harder structure in their throats and can only "purr" on the exhale, while small cats do it both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578408

I appreciate it fampai.

I'll check this out later

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578569
Mamono mana finds a way? Yep, mamono mana finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578533
I want to pour salt into a tailpussy, or Ghost Pepper hot sauce, whichever is more readily available

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578592
No, just be content with chuffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578593
Two words, anon.
Carolina Reaper

[Anonymous No.]

Hey

Imagine a tall Dragon girl curled on top of you, cuddling you like you were a pile of treasure

Imagine petting her horns and hearing her make a purr-like noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578433
will the big pile of animal skins ever catch up to me and have ask for head pats and cuddles and other things wendigoes do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578606
Fuck yes. Then nuzzling your cheek with a huge smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578606
She'd be heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578613
That just makes it feel even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578613
I bet my waifu would cry if, during her attempted cuddling, her weight crushed me and collapsed my lung/lungs, guiding me to a horrible, gasping death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578221
Would you love a manchild like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578616
It would just hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578619
Be strong. Do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15577567
>Undead Milk
You mean cheese?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10904

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578640
That's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578613
>>15578616
>Not liking being smothered by a heavy cuddly dragon
Smother cuddling is best cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578640
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578651
Spooky ghosts are made for cuddlefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578647
Not when she's twice your size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578659
A 7ft Dragon cuddling you is the best cuddling though! She'd hold me tight in her claws and never let go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578663
She'd squish me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578433
>There will never be an /x/-tier skinwalker story with Wendigos
>People actually want this
Huh. I thought it would just sit in my idea bin forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578666
Get huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578663
Sounds like heaven anon.

>>15578666
Are you saying you dont want to be a dragons squishy daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578666
Again, smother cuddling is best cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578671
But I am so small.

>>15578672
Not if it would hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578666
She would squish ypu with love, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578640

excuse me while i vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578640
You must be high as a kite if you think I'm going to read anything with "anal cheese" in the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578733

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578666

>a 7' tall dragon will never squish your face with her gloriously shaped ass

[Anonymous No.]

So what do you guys think of H-Doom?

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578759
That is truly a depressing thought.
>you will never drink a tall Dragons milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578777
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578779

Wait do dragons lactate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578807
Of course they do. The milk tates godly too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578760
I think it's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578807
Dragon milk can be sold for MILLIONS!

You'll be RICH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578807
Either through pregnancy or a lactation potion a la Orphan they can.

Better yet, one of them happens to discover one of Hathors discarded milking machines in her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578836
I want to tie up a dragon, pump her full of lactation inducing drugs, and hook her up to a milking machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578807
Pretty sure any monster girl can lactate. Except slimes, constructs, and possibly some undead. Even then, it's nothing a few potions can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578760
i want to play it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578823
Well yeah all wads are canon. The new Doom confirms this. Yes this means Doomguy has went to another Universe to have sex with thousands of demon women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578590
Just going to fore-warn you that the last four on that list are pretty ball garglingly terrible or mediocre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578856
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578856
>>15578867
>that one command you can do with Imp-Tan where you can give her a kiss on the lips while you're standing there holding her with her arms and legs wrapped around you
MY FUCKING HEART.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that each species of dragon has a type of milk and they have different nutritional values. You should choose carefully when drinking from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578866

If you want to know how to do something right, you gotta know how to avoid doing something wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578889
I'll take a frosty, cold glass of Ice Dragon milk thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578889
Is it beneficial to drink from Wyvern onee-sans breasts before going on a flight run?

[Anonymous No.]

Where exactly did KC write that monsters only give birth to monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578847
>and possibly some undead.
You fucking take that back

[Anonymous No.]

friendly reminder that dragons are as plain and pleb-tier as catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578908
Most monsters dont even give birth, but instead turn human women into more of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578908
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#Reproduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578901
Of course. Drinking her milk will not only give you energy and make her happy, but will also raise your compatibility by making you guys closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578910
It's hard to lactate if your mammary glands have rotted off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578889
Tell me about the Dragon milk Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578930
>rot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578912
Werecats are baller as fuck you dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578887
dude what
i need to play it now
tender loving is fucking tight

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Dragon milk, I'll only drink milk from my thicc kitsune wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578940
Not every zombie is fresh enough to be a ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578944
http://hdoomguy.tumblr.com/

Make sure you bind the special commands otherwise you can't do them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578930
>>15578949
Again. MGE Undead don't rot you nincompoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578917
This is true. Due to how hard it is for a monster girl to get pregnant and how hard it is for them to find a man, your waifu was more likely to have been previously human than given birth to the natural way.

Monsters have a hard time when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578954
Yeah, but before they become undead, they're regular dead. And regular dead do rot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578935
They are rich in nutrients and have a very thick taste, after drinking, the taste will remain for some time unless you wash it off and you will fill like you just ate a whole meal.

Fun fact: Dragon milk can spend a long ass time without spoiling. Some say that it's like fine wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>No monster wafiu to show our libirary

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578953
bless you anon, may your dreams be filled with your waifu, and your meat, beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>No vampire that threatens to drink you in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578985
She can shoot web from her fingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578988
>conceals you with her massive wong-cape as she drinks from you
Hot. Also, speaking of Loen, I wonder when he'll finish that tittypire picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578988
But then everyone will know you're hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578953
Question

Will I need a keyboard to play this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578988
Jokes on her, I don't have an aversion to that, let all the other uppity sluts see that I'm her personal bloodbag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579012
Well no shit. Or are you asking if you can play it with one hand? Doesn't matter you're pretty much invincible when having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578955

What do different colored dragons taste like?

Do red dragons taste like strawberries? Do green dragons taste like key lime pie? Do gold/yellow dragons taste like bananas?

[Anonymous No.]

I was tring to make a joke about cancer but the phrase "swarmed by crab girls" just sounds nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579020
Im asking because on this flat toaster Im using, the removable keyboard is the first thing to go. If it was a simple point and click, then I'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579038
How are you even typing then? Anyways do you have a controller or anything? If so try that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579046
On screen touch keyboard. Obscures the lower half of the screen.

Controller works huh? I'll look into that. thanks for the tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>No soldier beetle that likes to whistle songs she likes while gaurding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578893
I suppose you're right. Would hate to see somebody pioneering like you end up a faggot like Shoggy or chased out like Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579054
>tip
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578943
I want to feel a cat girl purr against my chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579057
speaking of monster girls and songs
I had this one idea of a miner singing the chemical workers song so much that he comes across a wurm or gnome that recognises his voice

[Anonymous No.]

What MG would be most attracted to a man who could sing well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579083
Any

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579083
Depends on what you sing, but I'm sure sirens and harpies would go for a man like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579074
That would be incredibly adorable and comforting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579083
Thats a universally enjoyed attribute for all species.

Maybe especially for that art monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder what they do for fun outside hero stuff and sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579083
How overpowered would a max charisma Bard be in MGE? He would have a harem of literally THOUSANDS of monster girls at his disposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579096
Look for treasures, travel around the world, eat a lot and relax at an inn. In other words, they live the dream.

>I'll never do all those things with my dragon waifu
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579089

also mermaids I'm sure. Since they're known to sing themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579096
>spoiler
I thought the original joke was that he doesn't know shes a dragon? how's she covering that up during the act

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Harpies song!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579148
Wolf girls travel in packs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579089
>sirens
>MGE the rock opera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579144
WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579148
>>15579152
Even in numbers, a monster girl is a girl still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579083
How would my monster lover handle the fact that I'll never love her as much as I love music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579161
>"What's up with those big, scaly arms of your?"
>"It's just part of my armor"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579171
Be they man or monstergirl, tis hard to do aught alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579177
that has the danger of some uncomfortable tugging.
and then theres the wings and tail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579096
I wonder if their daughter would bring home a trainee knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578985
Happy Birthday Loen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579181
She would brush it off by saying it's an accessory like those korean MMOs with huge, shiny korean wings. The guy is super dense, there is no way he'll find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579144
>I thought the original joke was that he doesn't know shes a dragon
Shh! we don't want her getting depressed about how dense he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579126
>you will never own a cosy inn with your MG wife
>you will never hear the stories and tall tales of the many travelers going by
>you will never give sage advice to adventurer parties
why live indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579189
>strawberry please
>no, not that one, that one is more of a sandy blonde
>how big is his dick? can I pay to enlarge it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579198
Im not sure my will o wisp waifu would be very agreeable in an inn setting.

All of the couples coming to stay the night would drive her to obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579187
>Dragon knight daughter
Hope she's friends with a wyvren so they can talk about knights

[Anonymous No.]

I want to discover a lost tribe of oppai loli wyverns!
I want to watch them for weeks as they go about their lives in the peaks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579190
Eventually she's going to rape him out of frustration.
or just get drunk and constantly repeat "one of these days anon, ill sheath your second sword"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCW1i5HQ0o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvfOjifZl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-XI_1LgEik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ZGKALMMuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zFkL9GSZA

>Be in a nightclub called The Oasis
>The Apophis owner is finishing her song
>You're shaking in your shoes, being only 21 years and plucked right off the streets
>She made sure to get you properly dressed, in a full suit with a nice deep blue tie to "match your eyes"
>Step out onto the stage, get introduced as the "Boy with the Golden Voice"
>MGs are sitting there, expectantly, coughing
>"Well, what are you waiting for?", Apophis mouths to you
>Take a few deep breaths, try to remember the songs of the Rat Pack, Sinatra, anybody
>Then it comes to you
>You close your eyes and start singing, keeping the rhythm with the Gandharva playing behind you
>Get so into the song that nothing else matters
>Open your eyes after it's done, there's a brief pause, then wild applause
>A Wight ends up offering a toast to you quietly, her husband moved to tears
>Doritos are flying at you, covered in Lamia pussy juices
>There's a Hellhound with a haphazard sign that reads "GIVE ME YOUR PUPS, RIGHT NOW"
>As you're heading off stage, Apophis gives your ass a slap with an elbow gloved right hand
>She turns you back around towards the stage, flitting her tongue into your ear briefly
>"Now give them the encore they so richly want."
>Halfway through your second round, the Hellhound from before ends up latching onto your face and toppling you over, thighs wrapped around your head on either side

[Anonymous No.]

You and your party stumble upon a pack of Monster Girls having an American meal at a traditional American Kotatsu.

What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579279
Eat my traditional american hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579279
Hamboiga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579279
Didn't know we had Kotatsus here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579279
I quiz them on their allegiance to traditional American sports teams to determine if they are true Americans or dirty Zipanguese spies.
If their favorite football team is not the Broncos, they're filthy zips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579297
>Broncos

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579264
Meh. I cant fantasize unless I'm in a position of power.

Good for others though. Well scribed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579297
Please, everyone knows that the only real team worth watching is The Detroit Lions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579297
>Broncos

Denver is a shit hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579308
>Anything Michigan related
>Good
Funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Gothic Lolita Loli Vampire with black himecut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579317
Don't make me choke you with a mitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579198
>Sweeping around the front desk one day
>A woman approaches you and asks why your in is called the Cinderscale Inn
>Tell her that long ago, in the mountain this inn is now at the foot of, there lived a Black Dragon that scorched the land clean of all life, plants and animals alike
>The Dragon would kill anything that entered its territory, and unfortunately, a neighboring kingdom lost many merchants to the Dragon's wrath
>But then a wandering swordsman heard of the Dragon, and offered his assistance
>The swordsman and the Dragon battled for 3 days and 3 nights before the swordsman finally emerged victorious
>The inn is now built on the spot where the Dragon fell
>The woman scoffs slightly, asking how much of the story is made up
>Assure her that it's all very true
>She asks what happened to the Dragon's body
>Tell her that she may have gotten the wrong impression, and that the Dragon didn't die
>"Well then what happened to it?"
>Look behind the woman and smile
>"Well, she opened an inn. I should warn you though, she's no less territorial than she was when I fought her. It's just that her idea of territory has changed a little."
>The woman turns around and finds a 7 foot tall Dragon with pale skin and onyx colored scales staring a hole through her and wearing a scowl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579309
At least it's not Detroit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579317
I hear the great lakes have some good fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579326
Michigan sucks.


>>15579345
Ah, I guess the great lakes count. Though when I said "Michigan related" I meant things only that state has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579329
Please.

Nothing makes one truely understand emotional suffering like following the Detroit Lions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579362
Gonna shove a pastey down your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579381
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575501

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579462
Who's that wendigo peeking in the top right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579462
Ah, thank you anon, ill replace the old one then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579319
Ask her why she left Daddy's side and walk her back to the castle.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU COULD HAVE ACCEPTED THE LOVE

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE

YOU THREW IT AWAY

NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT THE LOVE OF YOUR PITIFUL GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579530
'kay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579530
Fuck god, send me down to hell. I bet they have alps there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579319
Brown Nee-san gyaru bird-brained Dhampir

the lolis daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579530
I liked cerea cause she was only very slightly tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579473
An idea I had in the storyline for the "episode"

If there's any sketch/doodles that any of you guys like to have a better quality/scanned version, please let me know. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579537
You want to be with a bunch of Alps?

Gaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579530
But I always loved horsepussy. Especially horsebreastpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579548
How about this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579537
Hell is full of Hellwans, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579549
Hey, the alps have hot wings, though I might need to save some for them when I get them pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579559
Hellwans are to be ignored for a better monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to give your Shoggoth maid plenty of love! They deserve it, unlike those dirty Kikimora runts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579573
I wish for a day in which people would discuss Shoggoths without mentioning Kikimoras in the same breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579573
Why would she want love from a worthless cretin such as me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579580
well, there's only two maidstergirls, so they are doomed forever to be compared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579573
I wish I had a shoggoth chair to massage my shoulders while I play vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579592
They're both maids and the comparisons stop there.

Shoggoths are also your house, your car, your computer, and your fapping arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579580
Yeah but every time I try to mention them without a Kikimora in the post people either call me out or call me a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579552
well thats not fun,
I want to see a guy who is revolted by horsepussy made to love the horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579573

I'm going to give plenty of love to both of them. They both work really hard at cleaning so they deserve it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579573
I would never love a freaky abomination like a Shoggoth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579645
You'll make Shoggy-chan sad. She only wanted to make you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579573
isn't the maid thing more of a fetish, I doubt they could effectively clean anything with all that slime they drag around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579654
Well I'm sorry, but I was explicitly told never to trust Eldritch girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579657
It's actually cleaning slime.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/940694/90ec710a17/

Smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579672
>cleaning slime.
does it smell like lemon pledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew
>Not trusting abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579675
>stomach deformation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579635
>you will never be the head butler in a demons household, charged with managing the unruly staff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579677
Yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579685
Anon do you by chance have an link to a uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579663

[Anonymous No.]

So did anyone submit a banner for the /jp/ contest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579685
The best possible threesome.
I want to cuddle them after they're done relieving their stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579580
Think about how all five Pharaohfags must feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579691
open wide for the airplane!

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55010312

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579694
It's on the 25th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579692
any chance you have sad shoggy in a far less pixellated resolution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579703
I thought there were two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579685
>The Kikimora and Shoggoth maids
>Falling for the house's butler, rather than their Master.
PREPOSTEROUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579703
It sucks liking both Pharoahs and Apophis because nobody talks about Pharoah except as a plot device and Apophis is always dindu nuffin delicious grapesnake instead of Cobra Commander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579716
Lets assume the butler is both the only male, and stuck in indentured servitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579557
Had to do a little digging. Unfortunately there were a few lines from later doodlings on the other side, so I tried my best to get them out on short notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579716
Maybe the master is already married. Perhaps the maids serve the butler and he's making his fortune contracting their maid skill to wealthy couples. Not every successful person is going to dick their maid, but they still want someone to clean their house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579701
But they hate each other,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579727
Would it be possible to get one of rogue holstaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579731
Not after I'm done with them. They'll be sisters in cuddles, lewdness and lewd cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579731
I don't know why you're surprised anon. Anytime somebody poses "X girl hates girl wat do?" the answer is always "Fuck em both!" It doesn't matter that they would rather fight to the death and the victor rape you, you'll get "I'll make them get along with my dick!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579715
I'm being generous though Pharaoh is supposedly the third most popular desert girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579751
The way it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579731
Have you forgotten the creed? Through dick, unity.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Demons are the lewdest oneesans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579739
Damn sneak attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579739
>>15579773

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579759
the way it should be is this
>>15579759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dnZHea_TI0
Two monmusus fighting for you as the prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579780
Look at those milktanks hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579731
Nothing the power of dick can't solve.

If they still hate each other after, then tie them together, chest to chest, and do some team building games.

I do admit, that would be difficult with the Shoggoth, but Demon and Kiki would work fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579682
Didn't even notice that was in the tags, nothing extreme actually happens in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579784
Nah, coexistence though dick is the best.

I won't be their prize, they will be my prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579780
Anon is unconscious!
Holst Rogue picks Anon's pockets.
Holst Rogue stole Anon's pants.
Holst Rogue stole Anon's underwear.
Holst Rogue is taking off her shirt...

[Anonymous No.]

Post abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579801
humangirl.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579801
I don't have any pictures of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579801

monstergirlidontlike.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579771
The largest problem with Demons is that there is not nearly enough of them.

>>15579685
>>15579701
Ive done the math, this actually is the best possible threesome. Meido/Mistress dynamics are GOAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579801
No, they're gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579792
That Holst is going to regret her choice when Anon wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579801
She just wants someone to flay her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579771
>You'll never be the son of a Warlock who summoned a Demon to be his daughteru because he and his wife couldn't conceive but then by some miracle had you years later.
>She'll never be a huge tease, flaunting her huge tits and asking if you want to grope them.
>She'll never pin you down during the full moon while your parents are out performing some ritual somewhere for a week.
>She'll never steal your virginity for herself and then some.
>You'll never end up fucking your Demon Onee-san on the regular.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579818
Non-lawful alignment, Holst Rogue don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579828
Is she ready for the nipple twisting of a lifetime then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579822

I don't trust Mindflayers. I don't know how I would deal with someone else being inside my head. I hope they wouldn't judge me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579825
Gonna pat the family pet Nekobus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579836
I know they just want friends and hugs, but I wouldn't be the one to give it to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579822
How do you flay a mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579836
The best thing you can do is think beautiful thoughts about sharing your mind with them. This will cause an eventual loop in which they grow fonder and fonder of you.

Then you can ask to enter her mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579841

>I know they just want friends and hugs

That's what they all say. Then before you know it you're a squid now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579845
see
>>15579847

The objective is to try and get her to use her powers to bridge your minds, instead of becoming trapped within your own. Instead of her creating all your basest desires for you, you can then help her create hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579837
She's probably going to wake you up at some point by sitting on your face with that fat ass of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

how would a mindflayer deal with someone it couldn't mind flay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579771
I know a lot of Oneesans that would contest that title

[Anonymous No.]

Minotaurs are for ____?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579847

If they just mind rape people off the street for kicks and giggles, that's fucked up.

But if they treat it like something more intimate than sex then it would be a lot less horrible.

That gave me an idea on how Mindflayers could be used in a modern setting, or at least more "civilized," ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579870
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579870
Mindflayers would be compassionate healers, helping soldiers with battlefield trauma like shell shock, or victims of abuses overcome their insecurities. There would be plenty of mindflayer counselors, or psych wardens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579264
Ahhhhhhh FRANKIE SINATRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579868
Getting kabe-don'd by as they force a tit into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579885
>Mindflayer hospice workers going all Doctor Sleep with the patients
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It4WxQ6dnn0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579791
you're boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579885
But nobody would trust them ad they would be muscled out by the existing metal heath and pharmaceutical market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579905
You're boring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579894
Dean was way better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579911
nu uh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579896
>You will never kabe-don a Minotaur despire being half a foot shorter than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579907
Just put them on asylums and have them do their dirty job while the patients sleeps. Even if they woke up, everyone would be used to the screams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579917
Yeah huh!

You're so boring, I bet your waifu is boring too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579907
They cant be muscled out, because flayers are born with the gift. Big pharma would probably try to monetize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579862
Damn haughty Nekobus, guess I'll go get her some tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579936
What would make more money, some guy buying drugs every few weeks for the rest of his life, or him making a few visits to a Mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579937
she likes the kind with dolphin in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579879

It's more of an idea than a setting. Pretty much humans, having no powers and shit like monsters, had to fight smart as opposed to using brute force or whatever. So human nations are pretty much first world nations along with the more docile or civilized monsters (holstaurus, Kikimoras, etc), then as monsters are more savage (for lack of a better word) they go down to second and even third world in terms of advancement, with "here there be dragons," in a general area as the lowest of the low.

I also feel like I would have to make monsters of both genders so ones in isolated areas can reproduce. One of my biggest gripes against the monster girl thing is that they are only female. I know that's the point but I wonder how a species can ultimately work if they have to fuck another in order to reproduce. But this isn't the place for that discussion

Though with that I feel like I would be called a bigot, racist, or some other buzzword.

>>15579885

Pretty much what I had in mind. They could use their understanding of the mind to help people. Or exploit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579937
She'd much rather some sausage.
Specifically the kind between your legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579936
>born with the gift

>no mindflayer momma to lock me in my room with a self-proclaiming bible and a jehovah's witness pamphlet to keep me away from all those sinful thoughts she knows I'm having

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579945
Get the fuck out of here you god damn faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfus are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579945
Go to /tg/ then you ponce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579957
Brown Wolfus are the best Wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579957
Great Grey Wolf Sif!

She's CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579957
My true mentor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579943
I did say try.

But also, thats not looking big picture enough. They can't stop mind flayers from entering minds legally, as its a part of thier born right. So instead, they would charge flayers for licenses to cure specific conditions, and to only see a regimented number of patients a year. Then they could have statutes that only allow Flayers to operate out of a medical facility.

There is no end to the amount of red tape they could string, or the wiliness of the true abominations, the lawyers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579956
>>15579964

That one fact just ruins my suspension of disbelief. Like I said, unless there's literal magic involved I don't get it.

Don't mean to knock monster girls or anything, that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579980
Too bad faggot, your opinion is fucking wrong and you should leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579980
Don't reply to shitposters. Take your own advice and stop the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579966
Yes they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579979
How many people are just going to let magical squid monsters from the bottom of the ocean stick their tentacles into their ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579801
Sorry, but I don't do selfies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579980
There's some species of lizards that can do virgin births if they go too long without getting knocked up, except they have to have simulated sex with another female to induce hormones that spark the special ovulation.

That's what I use, 'cos it's fuckin' golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579966
Is she going on a walk with her teacher?

>>15579992
Do they want walkies too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579992
I want to date the one in the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579991
>Monsterboyfag isn't a shitposter
What? Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579994

Lovecraft shouldn't you be busy being dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580001
That's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580006
Anon, that's humiliating. You wouldn't embarrass those Wolfus by making them walk around wearing nothing but a leash, right?

>>15580011
Lovecraft has the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579980
- Monstergirls take longer to breed than normal human women.
- As a result, some MG populations are big but not too big compared to humans.
- Which actually makes them well-proportioned if I had to guess.
- Also, some humans in the MGE can go their entire lifetimes
without seeing a monstergirl due to how well-fortified and maintained their respective kingdoms are.
There. that's a simplified explanation of how monstergirl populations work in the MGE.
>>15579991
>shitposters
Dissenting opinions are shitposting you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579992
That one on the right is nice. Such floppy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579994
I would if they were a licensed professional, and I wanted to fix my paranoid schizophrenia, for example.

Or psychopathic criminals would have court mandated mind flayer rehabilitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580021
>You wouldn't embarrass those Wolfus by making them walk around wearing nothing but a leash, right?
Would they like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580006
I want to go for a walk with a wolfu while holding hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579994
Don't knock it til you try it. I'm sure it gets positive reviews from most participants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580031
We need more cute kobolds doing cute things with their masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580015
Well personally the idea that even super-wilderness monstergirls are capable of raping one wandering traveller every 20 years and get knocked up is perfectly sufficient for me.

But if this anon >>15579980 can't wrap his head around that I am obligated to at least give him a straw to grasp as before he drowns in the sea of monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580028
Well, of course they would since you're pulling them around. But still, what if someone they know sees them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580037
> what if someone they know sees them?
Do they want to go on walkies too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580036
I need more monstergirl opposites teaming up to seduce a boy together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580028

What if it's their idea in the first place, do you go out and humiliate your wolfu because she likes it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580026
I don't think they would be trusted at all because they're scary and not human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580042
Anon you need to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580051
That's a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

What did you do to anger this old hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580053
Not human, sure, but scary!? More like sexual vortexs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
Told her I don't like snakes. Even the ones with human parts up top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
I called her a tsuchinoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579710
Well I meant did anyone here submit one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580054
Fine, well take a five minute rest and then we'll continue on with the walk.
Let me get the plastic bag ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
I keep avoiding her daughter even though she has a crush on me.
It's not my fault she won't believe that I'm already dating a Hellhound Delinquent. She's convinced I'm being forced to say that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580066
That'd better be where you packed lunch anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580066
Alright, now you need to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
Told her that dragons are the best reptiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580066
You're fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
I told her the sex as good but not great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
I tried to educate her on the dangers of smoking, she didn't appreciate the lecture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580071
Obviously.

>>15580072
>>15580076
Get your mind out of the Devil Bug den, Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580055

She's not furry enough to post on /a/.

I don't have many wolf us, and she's one of the few I do have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
Told her that I don't like flatty-flat flat-chests like her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate spider pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580081
Gutter, anon.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580083
She's kemono, which is the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580087
And spider pussy wants to be impregnated, it's win-win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
Told her she seemed bigger than last I saw her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580087
>Betraying your fellow man by fucking bug pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580081
>You'll never go jogging with any of the dog monstergirls.
>You'll never see her tail go into maximum overwag when you pull out her lunch bag and she sees you made her favorite.
This hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580094
what if I have raid for semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580089
So what monster girls live in gutters? Dead leaves-flavored slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580094
More like Exoskeleton Dicking Force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580080
Smoking is a great fetish though, young boys like women who smoke and are in charge

And before anyone says anything Mamono Mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579992
Brown girls ponytail pisses me off. It defies physics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580099
Then you're doing god's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580102
Do not lewd the EDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580063
>>15580093
>Calling any Monster Girl fat
You're the real Monster here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580102
>There will never be a taskkforce of humans who go into areas infested by arachnid and insect monstergirls and come out with harems clinging to them.
>They'll never be constantly hiring due to their members retiring to take care of their many many kids.
E D F! E D F! E D F!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580101
None of them anon, monster girls aren't that small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
Does it matter?

Seems like I'm pissing off everyone today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580118
What about very poor fairies who can't afford the expensive condos in Downtown's trees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580117
>>15580111
>>15580102
EDF Represent!

You're now aware that bug girls have an inside and outside skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056

I just said Monster boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580126
They would just fly into people's apartments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580126
fairies have so little overhead, they can crash at my place for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580127
I want to be tied up by a haughty Arachne Ojou-sama and have her drain my balls with a non-stop blowjob!
I want her to train up my sexual endurance until I can pump her pussy so full it's overflowing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580127
>There's a skeleton inside her
>There's also a skeleton outside her

Literally unfuckable, would not be able to stay erect, way to fucking scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580127
The real EDF wouldn't fall for some slutty bug pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580140
How so? The endoskeleton is only where you see flesh and exoskeleton everywhere else, so it's not like it's full-on double skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580131
Then they run the risk of getting found out and catched by mean humans.

>>15580132
Great. Now your place just turned into a shelter for every single Fairy, Leanan Sidhe and Pixie hobo in the whole city. Do you know just how many of those are just in this neighborhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580157
Humans aren't mean, where did you hear that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580157
I would make an example out of the naughty ones. A few inflated fairy onaholes should keep them kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580127
How much visible labia is too much?

[Anonymous No.]

If you touch a freshly molted bug girl, could you imprint love handles into her softened carapace?

Although she might be too sensitive to sit still for long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580141
>Implying shes not EDF poster girl

>>15580183
best left unanswered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580191
>EDF
>Letting some slutty bug girl be their poster girl.
As if! No way gross bug girl with big lewd tits would be the poster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580199
>Arachne
>Bug
You fucked up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580206
They're all the same disgusting creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580206
They are bugs though

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>Bugs everywhere

Goodnight and remember to burn down the thread! It's the best way to get rid of the creepy crawlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580216
Brown sneks with fit stomachs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580211
>opinions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580228

Purple sneks with nice tits and a sadistic streak

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580216
>You'll never tongue kiss an Apophis while she holds you in her coils.
>She'll never belly dance for you to get you going so she can take your virginity in exchange for hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580056
Those headband horns make her look like a terrible cosplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580229
True opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

Pssst, hey /mgt/

pls vote pls

http://polljunkie.com/poll/twwpnc/whats-next-on-the-list-snib

Hope y'all are having a nice night/evening o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580260
>Wock dealer or Wyvernee

Why must you make me choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580260
Poker Night at the Oneesan Lounge

Winner take Otouto

[Anonymous No.]

$$$?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580260
¢

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580260
Cinnabus please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580296
That tanuki has already figured out a scheme to make money by selling other MGs 'uppsies' from her onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580117
>>15580111
>>15580102
>>15580127
>tfw really want to own EDF but too peasant to get it
>watching other people play it is suffering

Someone come buy my TV from me or something before EDF stops being on sale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580296
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580314
I know how you feel anon I don't have EDF either, I just know enough about it to post about the general concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580314
Just wait for the next major steam sale or something. I can see it going really cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580304
But I only want to give my tanuki imotou upsies.
Free upsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580328
When there's no one left to play with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580314
I actually was just talking about the Exoskeleton Dicking Force though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580336
Anon, the PS4 version still has players. It's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580340
Not it's not fine!

Come buy my TV so I can pay for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580260
>left Miia out of another poll
I-I see how it is snib

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580344
No, I bet your TV is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580350
https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN32EH5000-32-Inch-1080p-Model/dp/B0071O4ETQ?ie=UTF8&ref_=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top

You take that back you son of a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580348
It's because Meer a SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580353
What are they going to do with him once he's thawed out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580360
Flee in terror when the Ushi-Oni, after 3 full seasons, finally swoops in for the kill.

It's Summer never, it's Fall never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580348
S-sorry anon, I drew an apophis recently so I didn't think to include another snek this round ;-;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580353
https://www.amazon.com/LG-Electronics-55UF6800-55-Inch-Ultra/dp/B00Y7XTF2A/ref=sr_1_2?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1469334668&sr=1-2&keywords=lg+55+inch+4k+tv

Think I got it for $400 too.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead be sure to deliver this package of chocolates to the medusa princess.

She's wanted them for quite a while and has become impatient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580376
Why didn't you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580353

>"Am I glad that he's frozen in there and that we're in here. And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580376
No, that Medusa already has a bunch of pudge. She doesn't need more chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580353
What's wrong with being a Tanuki's son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580381
Because the basalisk captain of the guard needs me to go and guard the west wall.

Alone.

>>15580384
Don't say that!
She'll turn you to stone and bully you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580260
>Wyvern suddenly boosted 10 votes in the poll one after another
Pure coincidence I presume

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580353
>60hz
I paid about twice what that TV is worth for a significantly better TV (in Canada bucks).
https://www.amazon.ca/VIZIO-E40-C2-40-Inch-Discontinued-Manufacturer/dp/B00SMBFOOG Vizio makes some very good TVs for pretty decent prices.
As it so happens, I want to sell mine so I can actually get myself a proper computer monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580393
Oh no, you don't get to shove your duties onto me just because you want to plow some slutty Basilisk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580402
But if I got up there then the princess wraps around my leg and THEN the basalisk shows up.

It's chaos.
Chaos!
soft chaos and muscled chaos wrapping me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580406
Do it you lazy fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580260
>>15580395
Yeah, snib I hope you're watching. The poll is getting pretty blatantly vote manipulated. Either that or Wyvern somehow miraculously gained a huge surge in votes that are going solely to her and growing at a constant rate.

Now it's at 58 votes, all the new ones solely going to Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if your vampire childhood friend accidentally becomes addicted to your blood and never tells you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580421
You kiss her and watch what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580421
Be more careful with your nosebleeds/papercuts I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580421
you open a pizza shop saying it was a life long dream,
that way you're surrounded by garlic to keep her away and you avoid the awkward conversation by saying
its not like you're trying to avoid her, making pizza is just your passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580412
>blatantly vote manipulated
What a sodium-rich post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580421
she'll have to tell you eventually, other wise she'll be forced to tell you when you wake up in the hospital from too much blood loss! She'll think herself a terrible, uncouth vampire for not being able to keep her thirst in check, but she can't help it around you, you're too tasty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580412
>wyvern finally gets some love
>its vote manipulation, it has to be
don't be like that anon, nothing wrong with wyvern getting some work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580431
what kind of sodium?
sodium hypochlorite? are you saying this was a kubo tier twist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580412
There are 162 IPs in this thread anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580440
>kubo tier twist
Hey man, let's not go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580436
I believe the phrase 'No Johns' applies here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580431
>>15580436
>>15580441
You're right, when polls normally get 20-40 votes here, in a thread of 162 IPs (some of which are duplicates from phones, and most of which aren't on at any given time), the poll suddenly jumped Wyvern from third place to a massive first place lead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580412
>>15580395
Aye, I was hoping it was just a coincidence at first but now it's ridiculous. I'd rather not use stuff like twitter polls but maybe that's the best option.

I'm not sure though, what do y'all think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580456
No shame in it, people just hopping onto the glorious Wyvern band wagon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580436
If Snib does do the /fit/ Wyvern onee-san. he should give her an alternate hairstyle or scale color or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580436
Nobody likes wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580466
I like Wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580458
I think that guy is dumb and smells, that's what I think.

>>15580466
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580458
I think I want Wyvern artwork regardless of the fact that it was definitely not manipulated.

[Anonymous No.]

New Poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10820530

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580456
Well, you go ahead and solve the case Sherlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580477
>strawpoll
Dumb dragon lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580466
I like them their my second favorite dragon out of the main five with only the ryu beating them to number one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vote manipulation
WYVERN'S AREN'T A VALID OPTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580477
Give a link to the uncensored image and I'll -consider- to vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580466
Fuck you dude, Wyvern and Dragoon communities are baller as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580496
Wyverns are always an option!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580496
Whatever, you can't stop me.

Nobody can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580421
I want to be drugged by a vampire only to have her also pass out when she drinks the contaminated blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>First vote for wyvern
>Now she destroyed the world

Wyverns are evil, should've voted for Wockie instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580499
What happens if I show up with a Dragon? Would they tell us to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580510
How would you react if you woke up in a fancy bed with a Vampire in gothic lolita snuggled up against your chest and giggling while muttering your name in her sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580527
Nah. But the Dragon might be a bit offended if they try to give the two of you tips for riding.
Unless she secretly wants you to ride her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580532
>secretly
Anyway, they better not charge me for the saddle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580530
I always keep a big handful of rice in my pocket for just an occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580530
Id softly and quietly bind her nice and tight in the lewdest hog tie imaginable.

Then wait for her to awake so I can bully with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580535
>Implying a good wyvern/dragon rider needs a saddle.

>>15580536
But anon, that would make her think that you just agreed to marry her.
She's a bit sheltered and naive despite her lewd body, but she really loves you lots!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Dicks..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580468
>>15580473
>1 minute apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580565
I got what you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580566
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580565
Off duty crazy cat needs a good dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580565
What about dicks? Does she prefer fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580565
This Cheshire is fucking gross tarbreath piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580560
>implying a shitty rider afraid of heights doesn't need/want a saddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580565
>"Dicks have changed. It's no longer about pleasure, cumming or pregnancy. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Sex, and its creation of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Dicks have changed. ID tagged men carry ID tagged dicks, ejaculate ID tagged semen. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Bedroom control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Dicks have changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the bedroom, controls history. Dicks have changed. When the bedroom is under total control, sex... becomes routine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580601
Scary shit man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580601
and those who dare to stand against the status quo are known as.... sex offenders!

[Anonymous No.]

>No wise CC dragon that has a story for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580611
>All of the stories are made up because she has spent her whole life playing VNs shut in her room on top of her dakimakura hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

nighty night anons, have a good night and pleasant dreams of your waifu and the wonderful family you'll start together

sleep tite hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580611
Would love to see a dragon in a bar, people telling problems and she helps them out, always starts with the line "I remember a tale..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580628
sleep tite hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580628
gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580628
I'm still mad that I'll never be a shota cuddling with my Hellhound childhood friend during a sleepover.
sleep tite hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580638
>you will never be in the bar when she's drunk out of it, her story that day being more a depressing version of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580628
sleep tite hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580628
Does Nyanon still visit these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to nonlewdly prank a cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580657
Bars are depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580673
>You'll never get in an escalating prank war with a Cheshire.
>She'll never start to fall for you because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580687
That demon needs a drinking buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580706
>a always depressed succubus and dragon that has downer moments
misery likes company i guess

[Anonymous No.]

What if you try the incest social experiment with a cheshire
>it's just a prank sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580725
>misery likes company
Its true, i'd try to cheer one up, but then remember i have depression myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Say /jp/, I've been looking for a story that features an Oomukade, a Nekomimi neighbor, and a distinctive feel of Lovecraft's "Rats in the walls." Ring any bells?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580725
>You will never bartend for CC monstergirls who stay into the late hours to cry about never finding a man.

Here's one on the house, Ms. Luciferno

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580748
Would you be OK with stinky ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580725
how many people attend this bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580755
Sure? I think I'd really prefer to try and find the one I read and lost, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580748
You're not missing much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580756
From my memory
A fuckton of succubi (with downer and genki among them)
weather ryu
a cc oni
at least one satryos
a unicorn
lawer pally and oni
explorer anon

and if latenight bothers, this dragon were talking about

[Anonymous No.]

Never hug Yetis that wish to tickle you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580788

I want to hug a Yeti from behind

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be just bros with an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580798
Alp no, go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580798
Same, but I'll be bros with benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580798
I want to be bros with benefits with a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580798
Bro jobs are okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580778
>A fuckton of succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580814
I want to be childhood friends and bros with a Hellhound.
I want to confess how I feel to her only for her to hug me and tell me she feels the same!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580820
>and then I say what's the deal with airline food

[Anonymous No.]

>>15575878
author here, removed it for reworking purposes. i still think the concept can work out but i dumped world lore in a literal history lesson at the start. just gonna stash it away until I have a better feel for it.

seabishops attempted for an afternoon, in other news. Started with shipwrecked MC, shifted to spa vacationer, decided that interaction with fishpope ladies were decidedly quite the setting-shifter from what i was working on. Who knew trying to throw a person that needed cozy bedrest and recovery on an inhospitable, unpopulated volcanic island would kind of introduce thematic problems? Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but the damn thing felt like castaway with a not!Index replacing the volleyball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580753
Might end up with a harem if your so kind to all those girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580826
You have now lost their attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580820
Ahh yes, MGC Bar.

Truly a magical place.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird that I've thought about how prostitution in MGC would work? Because I put a lot of thought into it and realized that Monstergirls in MGC would never pay for sex because they can have it whenever they want.
They'd pay for something they can't take and which would be even more illicit for them.
Emotional support.
Male prostitutes in MGC wouldn't just fuck their clients. There'd also be cuddling and listening to their problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580820
I want to bully the succusluts. I want a character they can't touch to constantly place themselves in the center of their attention just to drive them mad. Shōnen MC ignorance is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580840
the hell is she making in that pot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580851
This is my favorite thing.

>Say what?
>Beg pardon?
>You lost me...
>who where in the what now?
>uh, yes? wait, no. huh?

Just dont get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580859
"We don't talk about it" stew

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580847
See, a host club in MGC would do really well. Why isn't this already a thing?

> Guys all stick to a theme; cute, smart, funny, quiet, whatever. They try and sell an aspect they play off well
> They all talk in the back about who is going to need to deal with whatever rowdy customer comes up
> Some of them do escort work under the table (mostly figuratively) but the boss hires muscle that can deal with anyone getting too handsy without consent. Unfortunately, our ladypimp is very controlling over the group
> Turns into a RENT type situation when the guys decide to try and go on strike for better working conditions. Hijinks ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580851
He cold dense-off with knight guy and the bartender

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580820
Stay perfectly still. They track sudden movements.

>tfw you forgot your male scent masking cologne.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to card a Loli oni trying to buy alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580877
>MGC The Great Happiness Place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580881
>"now ladies, maybe we could sort this out over a civil conversation"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580924
imdb is a wonderful place and you have just provided me with a terrific reference for this idea. May your cuddles always be fluffy, good anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580883
I want a nerdy monster to tease me after losing a bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580877
I'd probably be the shy quiet one. That'd just make girls like Arachnes like me more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580939
didn't mean to quote the Lolifucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580934
>ara, the time for talk is far over, i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580950
Engage tactical retreat
there just regular succubi, its not like all the demon types are here

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if hiring an Ushi would help me get over my arachnophobia, just gotta hope she doesn't rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580954
She rapes you, but your screams and sobs kill the mood, she still wants payment though

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>>15580952
>Lilim just portal-rigs the exit so you end up back at your seat
>kunoichi stuns you with a venom tipped kunai
>demon as is starting to write up a contract like the paper owed her money
>then comes the amazon with the Ivan drago shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

I like monsters that dont gain enjoyment from my pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580967
The only way out is to dry their vaginas with terrible puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580822
I want to see my hellwan childhood friend blush as I tell her everything I like about her!

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>>15580990
>"what do you call food made my a invalid?...vegetable stew!"
>"why was Dracula bad at math?... because he couldn't count!"
>"how do sheep's call for their grandmas?...Banana!"

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>>15580840
Backpacker Anon! On his quest to see the Monster Girl World!

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>>15581018
Just imagine that man. Her face just getting redder and redder until finally she starts trembling and her tail is a blur.
By the time you notice how wet she's getting it'll be too late to stop the vigorous cuddlefuck train.

[Anonymous No.]

How do sickly Dom monsters rape their caring friend