Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:38:17 2016 No.15525580 [Reply] [Original]

So much for that other guy and his spider OP.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:38:57 2016 No.15525584 first for your waifu ntrs you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:39:33 2016 No.15525585 File: 257 KB, 1000x1000, Jeleton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525580 Do we invade now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:39:42 2016 No.15525586 >>15525580 What IS that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:40:21 2016 No.15525588 >>15525586 Looks like someone made a Hanny into a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:41:00 2016 No.15525589 Thanks a lot janitor. Now I missed a lot of the thread I can't go back and see it because you didn't let it be archived. So anyway, Was there anything interesting that I missed? any new stories or art?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:41:26 2016 No.15525590
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>>15525586
IIRC it's supposed to be a golem that I looked up on Pixiv back when I used to give a shit about making OP's.

This was the picture I used in the end for my last golem OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:42:08 2016 No.15525592 >>15525589 New chapter of Alp Adventures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:42:26 2016 No.15525593 File: 693 KB, 1280x1334, 1467954250991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525580 Hmmph!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:43:22 2016 No.15525594 File: 859 KB, 1200x1600, 1468111997899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525589 Did you see the new Miia bust pictures? Me and a Miiafag from the /a/ thread got one from the same artist after i recommended it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:43:54 2016 No.15525595 >>15525593 There was 22 minutes between the previous thread being deleted and me making this one. Don't say I didn't give you a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:45:01 2016 No.15525597 >>15525592 Ehh... >>15525594 Oh, I did see that one. I really like it. Well done anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:46:05 2016 No.15525598 >>15525597 >Ehh... Now listen here you little BITCH! You ASKED me, and I ANSWERED you. How about giving a guy some respect over here, eh? Kids these days. Unbelievable!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:47:28 2016 No.15525600 >>15525598 Nobody likes you, Grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:47:42 2016 No.15525601 >>15525598 I’m sorry Mr. anon. I didn’t mean it. Please forgive me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:48:19 2016 No.15525603 >>15525600 >>15525601 You two fight this out! The winner gets a prize!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:49:12 2016 No.15525605 >>15525603 >>15525600 ... That other anon probably doesn't love his waifu.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:49:13 2016 No.15525606
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>>15525597
They both came out really nice
I'm glad i helped the other Miiafag out with stuff, though he seemed like he would be able to figure it out without my help anyways.

I'm interested to see what else he comes out with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:49:16 2016 No.15525607 >>15525603 That's dumb, you're dumb Dumb Grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:13:57 2016 No.15525633 File: 2.55 MB, 3000x1664, 3a1f5f87add66b7dc303dbf568f493a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smug cats are ____________.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:14:05 2016 No.15525634 Monsters cockblocking Paladin-chans getting it on with their squires when? http://oglaf.com/owlbear/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:14:51 2016 No.15525635 >>15525633 Asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:17:01 2016 No.15525640 >>15525633 watching their parents BDSM it up in the middle of the living room floor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:27:33 2016 No.15525652 >>15525532 A manticore that teases the MC by using her tailpussy on the MC's spadetail.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:35:47 2016 No.15525664

Thread took a while to be made so I decided to go do something else in the meantime. But to the anon from the previous thread that suggested the "Jeleton": That actually sounds kind of interesting. I think I remember seeing something similar about that before, but I could be mistaken. I've been known to be delusional at times. Anyway, it gave me a few ideas to run with already, so I'll see how it turns out.

>>15525600
>>15525607
Now, now. Respect your elders, ya whippersnapper. Does someone need a paddlin'? Why, back in my day... shit. I forget what happened back in my day. But it was tough, gosh darn it. We used to tool around the intertubes with pimped out 14.4kbps modems! Had to wait five minutes for a single image to load! And we liked it! Well... no. It was shit. And it was awkward to be blueballed by a phone call. But you get the point. I hope, anyways. Because I completely forgot it.

>>15525652
>A manticore
Hadn't thought of throwing in a manticore. Not exactly my favorites. But it does give a few ideas. I'll see if I can't pound a few out. Innuendo unintended. It was totally intended.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:41:03 2016 No.15525671 >>15525664 Go to bed, Grandpa.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:45:53 2016 No.15525683

>>15525664
>I forget what happened back in my day
To be honest, I forgot what it was like before the migration, and that was only what? Two years ago?

It's so strange being part of a website/community for so long and only really remember bits and pieces

It would be easier if i didn't just drink a 1.75L bottle of Jager

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:48:07 2016 No.15525687 File: 392 KB, 708x1000, 1441687937894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rabbit asses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:50:26 2016 No.15525693 Blue Oni need to lighten up. They would be top tier waifus if they weren't so violent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:56:01 2016 No.15525701 >All Lilim now act like Yukari. Is this better than how they are in MGE?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:56:06 2016 No.15525702

>>15525671
>Go to bed, Grandpa.
B-but! I'm not sleepy yet! Ehh fuck it. I kinda am. Back in my twenties I could go a few days without sleep when going on MMO binges. Now it kills me. Getting old sucks.

>>15525683
I've been around since frames were still a thing. And to be honest, even sober I can barely remember. But I suppose that's a good thing. I might spiral into despair if I really thought hard about the years wasted just here alone and the fact that my best friends are a bunch of anonymous people and... shit. There goes the despair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:56:37 2016 No.15525703 >>15525701 It's my taste is what it is. That would make me love Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:57:49 2016 No.15525705 >>15525693 But then they'd be cyan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 05:59:22 2016 No.15525709 Please send help, I've fallen in love with a boat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:01:12 2016 No.15525715 >>15525709 Take two doses of EoSD and call me in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:04:30 2016 No.15525723 >>15525705 A Cyan Oni would get a drink, my virginity, and a boyfriend with a facesitting, intercural, titfuck, perfect tits and perfect ass fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:05:32 2016 No.15525726 >>15525723 You're going to make her baby blue talking like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:07:25 2016 No.15525731 >>15525726 Colors are lighter when you add white.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:08:25 2016 No.15525732 >>15525731 So you are prepared to make a baby blue oni with that cyan oni?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:13:03 2016 No.15525738 >>15525732 It'll take years of constant sex to impregnate her. I'll still take responsibility for fucking my waifu every night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:17:40 2016 No.15525744 >>15525738 >It'll take years of constant sex to impregnate her. I don't like this idea. I prefer having to use protection so when you're finally ready to have a baby together it's more dramatic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:20:24 2016 No.15525746 >>15525744 Whats wrong with just going raw and creating a gaggle of oni children to call you papa?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:23:39 2016 No.15525748 >>15525746 Absolutely nothing. Getting her pregnant by prematurely ejaculating from just putting it in is my top fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:26:24 2016 No.15525752 >>15525748 On the first time, obviously.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:28:08 2016 No.15525757

>>15525746
>creating a gaggle of oni children
The neighborhood boys are going to be bullied by your adorable daughters in harmlessly rough ways anon, have mercy on them! They'll even try to pet that nervous were-cat that is scared just going outside on her own, and will throw sticks for that wolf pup to see if she'll run and fetch it. They'll be a harmless terror for all the other kids!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:28:49 2016 No.15525759

Thinking about it for a bit though, maybe not a lot of children. Because getting tackled by a blue swarm of tiny oni when you come home would almost certainly end up with a multitude of broken bones. It'd be cute as fuck, but the medical bills would be outrageous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:31:23 2016 No.15525765 >>15525757 They're going to have an orgy with the neighborhood boys when they get a bit bigger. They're all going to pair up with their best friends and have awkward but loving sex in the same room without paying attention to the other pairs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:32:26 2016 No.15525767 I'm so close to being finished with this story. So very close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:34:21 2016 No.15525772 >>15525765 I bet someone even smuggled in their first taste of sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:35:07 2016 No.15525773 >>15525748 Premature ejaculation is an awesome fetish. I'll tell my Oni wife about all the filthy doujins I read.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:36:47 2016 No.15525774

"Mama! Papa's arm is bent at a funny angle again!"
"Oh dear. Go dial 1 on the speed dial, honey."
She'll pull out a punch card that's full of holes.
"At least this one will be a free trip to the ER and a free smoothie."

See? Cute as fuck. But painful. And now I want a smoothie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:38:24 2016 No.15525776 >>15525773 Something as tight as an Oni would make you cum from putting it in but strangle you so tight you couldn't let it out before she came and relaxed. Are you a bad enough dude to please your wife with a painful post-orgasm dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:39:21 2016 No.15525778 >>15525774 Yeah, but the important question is what kind of smoothie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:42:26 2016 No.15525784 >>15525778 I would go for strawberry, personally. But I'm also a softie. I'd get blueberry to give to my blue oni daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:43:13 2016 No.15525787 >>15525784 That's not colorist is it it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:46:27 2016 No.15525792 >>15525787 Not if she likes blueberry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:50:01 2016 No.15525808 >>15525787 Would wearing a blue condom while fucking her be colorist? What about a red one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 06:53:09 2016 No.15525816 >>15525808 This is a wholesome conservative christian image board. Please keep your deranged interrubbercolor relations out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:01:13 2016 No.15525832 >>15525816 What if I used a colored one with a beige oni?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:04:42 2016 No.15525839 >>15525832 I bet you occasionally wear socks that aren't part of the same pair. You monster. Sexing up an Oni with a colored condom isn't going to you get you some sort of rare collectable color. Yet alone another Oni.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:05:07 2016 No.15525841 File: 233 KB, 1280x1024, 1375921291334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Dullahans think wanting to have sex with their neck stumps was creepy or romantic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:07:07 2016 No.15525845 >>15525839 >I bet you occasionally wear socks that aren't part of the same pair. But anon, when I do that, those socks are a pair, and I have another pair just like them in my drawers as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:08:17 2016 No.15525852 >>15525841 The only correct way to go about the whole headless sex thing is to put her head in a place where she can watch you completely destroy her pussy and/or ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:09:29 2016 No.15525854 >>15525839 >Sexing up an Oni with a colored condom isn't going to you get you some sort of rare collectable color. The idea is to get her all hot and bothered with a colorist roleplay scenario, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:12:53 2016 No.15525865 File: 1.03 MB, 915x1400, efa60d410132cae0542fc764603ebcc0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525841 Sexybanki What about the body's stump? >>15525854 I bet she likes those offbrand crayons too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:14:31 2016 No.15525870 File: 412 KB, 1456x1456, eEY0QwN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something icy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:14:42 2016 No.15525871 >>15525865 Both stumps are good. If fact, her body's stump might be better since then I could rest her head on her butt and make out and rub her thighs while reaming her windpipe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:15:45 2016 No.15525874 >>15525870 That's pretty cool, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:17:08 2016 No.15525880 >>15525870 But can they chill my burning passion?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:18:20 2016 No.15525883

>>15525841
>>15525865

>Your dullahan girlfriend comes over with a doppelganger potion, saying she wants to liven up tonight's activities
>Says she's wants to all her holes to be filled by your cock, all at once
>The night is a blur but you distinctly remember experiencing her "deep-throat" and sword fighting with yourself inside her head
>You wake up sore in the morning, reeking of sex, you girlfriend in a worse state, still twitching on the bed with semen leaking from her poor ravaged orifices.
>As good as the night was, you both agree that doppelganger potions should only be used for special occasions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:22:12 2016 No.15525891 >>15525883 >not getting a tentacle potion and going all the way through her body, the through her head, and finally into her pussy and filling her womb to the brim from the combined pleasure of all her holes 7/10 dullahansex

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:30:16 2016 No.15525913

>>15525891

But then she can't watch your face twist in pleasure as you fill her with your sticky white sauce for the umpteenth time. She wont be able hear two of you moaning in her ear, while feeling you tremble in her mouth, warning her that all four of you were coming at the same time. It may be a debased gang bang, but she still only wants you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:34:07 2016 No.15525926 File: 127 KB, 560x800, 1463130498302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your new co-pilot. Get along, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:35:20 2016 No.15525930 >>15525926 I'm going to apply for a transfer. It's against regulations to have a crush on your co-pilot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:36:13 2016 No.15525934 >>15525930 Oh, so it's a romantic rivalry you're after?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:36:38 2016 No.15525936 >>15525926 What should I do to get along with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:37:57 2016 No.15525942 >>15525934 It's "not getting court martialed for lotus positioning my copilot in the cockpit" that I'm after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:38:59 2016 No.15525948 >>15525936 Cute nicknames maybe? >>15525942 But it's called a cockpit, anon. Why would it be called that if you weren't supposed to shove your cock in her pit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:39:38 2016 No.15525952 >>15525926 She looks way too friendly. What's her deal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:40:58 2016 No.15525953 >>15525926 She's a cutie, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:41:01 2016 No.15525954 >>15525930 Fucking elves, first they're all like "Please rape my worthless pussy with your stinky human dick" and next thing you know there taking away jobs from perfectly good humans. I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:41:15 2016 No.15525955 >>15525952 She's an Elf in the air/space force and her midriff is bare. With red hair. That's her deal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:42:29 2016 No.15525958 >>15525926 Fucking elves, first they're all like "Please rape my worthless pussy with your stinky human dick" and next thing you know there taking away jobs from perfectly good humans. I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:43:40 2016 No.15525960 File: 456 KB, 665x955, 1466008289950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525954 I, too, am angry about Elves. I'm going to take my rage out on this smug Elf all night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:44:54 2016 No.15525964 >>15525948 >Cute nicknames maybe? Cutei butt? Elf ear? I’m not good at nicknames. What does she want me to call her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:45:30 2016 No.15525966 >>15525960 >Elves can bring their bows to school >I get suspended for carrying my ceremonial axe REEEEEEE >>15525964 How about Redwing? Because her hair is red and she flies? This is why I'm a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:46:41 2016 No.15525968 >>15525964 Cum funnel ear? 'Cause you masturbate into her ears while she sleeps, you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:48:30 2016 No.15525970 >>15525966 >Redwing That's not half-bad. I like it. She probably think is all cool and stuff. >>15525968 That’s what I’ll call her in private. And She’ll never knows why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:48:31 2016 No.15525971 >>15525966 She only brought it because the bows in the archery club weren't to her taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:54:26 2016 No.15525983 >>15525966 >Redwing >Calling a girl a pair of work boots Ho boy. I bet you call the pretty valkyrie Nike and wonder why people snicker at the goddess of victory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:55:29 2016 No.15525985 >>15525983 Let's hear a better nickname then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:56:44 2016 No.15525988 >>15525985 Red October.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:57:01 2016 No.15525990 >>15525983 >>Calling a girl a pair of work boots Damn, I thought he was going for a menstruation joke there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:57:08 2016 No.15525991 >>15525985 Plain old Red is common as dirt for any redhead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 07:59:09 2016 No.15525995 >>15525988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:01:31 2016 No.15526004 >>15525985 Red Baroness is a pretty obvious one.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:02:13 2016 No.15526006

>>15525926
>>Mid dogfight, a rift opens and flings us far into an unknown continent of sand and death
>Struggle to survive in the beating sun, sleeping together to conserve heats through the freezing nights
>Before long my beard is ragged, and her hair has reached shoulder length, a heavy tan on her elven skin
>Finally make contact with our country, only for them to find her heavily pregnant and the two of us warlords of a desert raider tribe
>Return to the fold with some hundred loyal an well trained desert grills
>Used a spec ops on this new sandy frontier

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:04:14 2016 No.15526013 >>15526004 That's obviously a Vampire, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:05:24 2016 No.15526017 >>15526013 She better be a fighter pilot or no dice. >Womanfred von Richerthanyou

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:08:55 2016 No.15526029 >>15526006 >2017 >multiple worlds converge >become a member of interdimensional peace-keeping force that used magitek aircraft to travel between hotspots multiple worlds over Yes. YEEEES, goood! Now someone write it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:09:02 2016 No.15526030 File: 208 KB, 1000x1000, 38483806_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526017 >>Womanfred von Richerthanyou >she's a massive troll and talks extremely casually about "driving" space fighters to drive all her snobby colleagues nuts

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:16:06 2016 No.15526055

>>15526029
>multiple worlds converge
>realize that earth is a heavy core world and that anything with similar gravity would likely be much bigger even if it had similar Goldilocks zone
>materialize in the mantle of monster world

This is why convergence doesn't work. Even a little difference in size and somebody is sucking down a lava slurpee at a couple thousand psi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:17:11 2016 No.15526057 >>15526055 >wormholes are in the air >this is why you need planes to travel between them Don't be a negative nancy and bring your fancy-schmancy science and facts here!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:17:42 2016 No.15526060 >>15526057 Portals aren't convergence anon. Convergence is mashing them together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:18:31 2016 No.15526061 >>15526060 Well fuck that shit, portals it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:19:38 2016 No.15526064 >>15526061 Damn straight!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:19:41 2016 No.15526065 File: 596 KB, 706x895, 6f4c5cf522e8d184e76fecc3cc118b4c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526055 >sucking down a lava slurpee at a couple thousand psi So, a nursing cuddlefuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:24:49 2016 No.15526085 >>15526065 Not exactly related, but throwing a virgin into the volcano jokes never get old with these girls. Anybody got any new ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:27:25 2016 No.15526096 I want to show a Wurm The Crow and get her to become Goth Wurm, the poetic belle of the night who all the Vampires and Wights admire!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:27:51 2016 No.15526098 >>15526085 >they don't want their daughterus to get used goods a childhood friend-husbandos How quaint. This sort of misandry has no place in the modern world!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:32:02 2016 No.15526111 >#11: June (Vengeance story) WIP >#12: Alpha and Deity (Visual novel) In queue >#13: Miia (Monster Musume) In queue >#14: Jabberwock (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) In queue Good luck Junefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:34:12 2016 No.15526114 >>15526111 Why would I need luck? But thanks I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:36:02 2016 No.15526124 >>15526114 Well I mean what if you were so unlucky you had a heart attack in the middle of your commission and it never got finished? I mean wouldn't that suck or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:39:45 2016 No.15526133 Does anyone have the thread number of the previous thread? Warosu has problems and none of the other archives that have /jp/ have search enabled. For fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:39:54 2016 No.15526134 >>15526124 If that were to happen, the I would probably be with June. That is my heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:46:30 2016 No.15526145 File: 1.18 MB, 1600x900, 1451806403055.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slumber party!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:48:06 2016 No.15526153 >>15526133 >>15514726

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:49:57 2016 No.15526157 >>15525633 Fattening. Can't be smug if you're too big to do anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:50:52 2016 No.15526159 File: 1.32 MB, 4000x4000, ST sal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you have your waifu represent your country?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:51:47 2016 No.15526163 >>15526159 Yes. My waifu is the manifestation of the USA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:53:03 2016 No.15526168 >>15525926 Oh sure, the guy who fumbled his way though pilot school got the I-Cup Jubjub, I get this baby B-cup elf flatty after putting in so much time I managed to do the Kessle run in less than 12 Parsecs with a Y-Wing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:54:42 2016 No.15526175 >>15526159 My country needs no representation. >>15526168 >in less than 12 Parsecs It's talk like that that got you station on Ice Planet Zeta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:56:41 2016 No.15526181 >>15526145 No boys allowed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:56:56 2016 No.15526184 >>15526145 Dibs on the blonde braided girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:57:49 2016 No.15526187 >>15526184 Then I vill have a roll in ze hay vith the girl vho loves ze hay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:58:37 2016 No.15526190 >>15526159 She has my flag color scheme now that I think about it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:58:58 2016 No.15526191 [DELETED]

>>15526153
Oh, now I see why it was deleted.

The janitor was shitposting as anonymous and everyone was calling him out. The anonymous guy that has been complaining about touhou threads getting posted or bumped for several threads now isn't some random /jp/ guy, it's the janitor.

We should make a thread on /qa/ now and post archive links of the janitor's posts and how he deletes anyone who tells him to stop making his own OPs too early as proof. This has to fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:59:44 2016 No.15526196 >>15526184 I choose the delicious brown.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:59:52 2016 No.15526198

>>15525926
So you're the new blood, huh? Well, you look the part
Chief, how come everyone else gets girl co-pilots and I don't? Did I wrong you in some way? Did I steal the last slice of pizza? I am very sorry about that
What? That's a girl? Good joke, chief! but no seriously, what did I do to you to cause me to get a boy?

Whatever. If HE's a good co-pilot as you say, then I guess I'll just deal
Come on, newblood. We're going drinking!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:01:46 2016 No.15526203 >>15526196 I claim freckles! Fuck off, she's mine!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:01:55 2016 No.15526205 >>15526198 >going drinking with the tomboy Elf This will end with a horrible hangover and the keys to your jet missing, your left-ankle hand-cuffed to an Alp's spadetail and a cyberpunk Unicorn tattooed on her ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:02:17 2016 No.15526210 >>15526203 Can't you both share?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:02:55 2016 No.15526211 >>15526210 >Sharing What do you think this is, Kindergarten?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:04:09 2016 No.15526214 >>15526211 I'm sure the girl would share you with another girl. Why can't you share her with another guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:04:11 2016 No.15526215 >>15526210 I don't want to. And I showed her my dick first, so she's mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:05:33 2016 No.15526218 >>15526214 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:06:13 2016 No.15526220 >>15526214 >>15526215 >Both Anons don't want to share Then they must settle this matter like men Rock Paper Scissors

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:08:36 2016 No.15526224 >>15526220 I claimed brown and he claimed freckles. It's not even the same girl. But we can still battle to see who would win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:10:32 2016 No.15526229 >>15526214 I find the sharing thing so dumb in MGE. I doubt my waifu would share her hoard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:14:19 2016 No.15526239 >>15525926 >short hair tomboy elves This is my fetish. I'd provide her with close air support if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:14:23 2016 No.15526240 [DELETED]

/qa/ thread is up.

EVERYONE go in there, post archive links of the janitor's shitposting and deletions, post screenshots of unjust bans if you have them, just do anything.

Just do something, I don't want to get banned over nothing by posting this and getting nobody else to act.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:22:36 2016 No.15526261 Your teenaged Crow Tengu daughteru wrote a slash-fic of Big Boss and Nick Fury. It was so successful it's going to be made into a movie. Is she grounded or do you just let the money flow in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:23:20 2016 No.15526266 >>15526240 Let's see how long he let's this one stay up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:25:54 2016 No.15526271 >>15526159 What flag is that even?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:26:02 2016 No.15526272 >>15526261 Tell her no more yaoi stories from now on. She can just write about boys getting raped by girls like her mother did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:28:28 2016 No.15526278 >>15526261 As long as her childhood friend keeps her yaoi hole topped up while she writes it's okay with me. The yaoi hole is her urethra and bladder, the first hole in her cloaca.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:28:56 2016 No.15526279 >>15526261 It's a good thing she's a crow because she's about to get murdered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:31:13 2016 No.15526283 >>15526279 For expressing herself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:31:15 2016 No.15526284 >>15526214 Hmmmm...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:32:14 2016 No.15526288 >>15526279 >>15526283 And making money doing it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:32:46 2016 No.15526293 >>15526283 For being a filthy fujo. That's when you just gotta scrap the clutch and try again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:33:32 2016 No.15526295 >>15526293 But boys can love boys and it's a pure love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:34:04 2016 No.15526299 >>15526295 Alp please go before I whack you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:37:47 2016 No.15526309 >>15526214 Are you the "open relationship" faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:38:49 2016 No.15526312 >>15526309 Nope. I'm just Australian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:39:00 2016 No.15526315 File: 1.72 MB, 1280x873, 1464233620270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold the power of ABDOMINAL MUSCLES!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:53:10 2016 No.15526343 [DELETED]

>>15526240
Anon you realize it might just be some guy that's just butthurt?

In any case, I hate seeing threads get deleted, it's rather annoying. Janitors need to receive the ability to lock threads instead, much easier and allows those threads to normally get archieved here on 4chan, incase somoene wants to properly read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:56:06 2016 No.15526351 >>15526343 >Anon you realize it might just be some guy that's just butthurt? Not when all the post calling him out on it get's deleted directly. Even respodning to the "I'm going to make a new thread" with "don't do that" get's deleted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:58:31 2016 No.15526357 File: 3.49 MB, 450x733, Shitsonfire.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526351 That's odd yes, though isnt it reply chains that get entirely deleted instead of singular posts? Well in any case, lets discuss that in the /qa/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:06:59 2016 No.15526374 Since when has /jp/ started deleting old threads as soon as it finishes hitting bump limit? Has it ever occurred that some of us might have been away or asleep and that they weren't archived?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:08:16 2016 No.15526376 >>15526159 >>15526163 that made me wonder what would be good representations for countries?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:09:21 2016 No.15526378 >>15526376 Aussie funnel web grills

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:11:10 2016 No.15526383 >>15526378 But they have to be as big as a bus. With a regular human sized human part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:12:21 2016 No.15526385 >>15526378 Atrax robustus venom is super interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:13:20 2016 No.15526388 >>15526376 You mean, a monstergirl to represent each country?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:19:11 2016 No.15526396 File: 283 KB, 1200x848, Pyramid Head.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh, you're in trouble now anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:20:28 2016 No.15526399 >>15526396 Fapped to that not too long ago. >You'll never thigh fuckl a THICK slutty nurse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:22:25 2016 No.15526405 >>15526396 I'll just accept my rape and wait for her to finish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:29:00 2016 No.15526424 >>15526405 It's no fun if you don't struggle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:30:17 2016 No.15526428 >>15526424 Well alright then, I'll just run away. I don't get raped then!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:30:24 2016 No.15526429 >>15526388 pretty much yeah. i mean sure one could go straight with monster girl versions from that countries mythical creatures (jackalope girl). but meh a bit to easy like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:33:34 2016 No.15526436 File: 194 KB, 960x540, 0009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone requesting America?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:33:52 2016 No.15526437 >>15526428 >I-It's not like I want to get raped or anything, b-baka!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:35:05 2016 No.15526445 >>15526437 >This is like it’s like to be tsundere in MGC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:35:21 2016 No.15526446 >>15525926 This Elf is too smug. She thinks she's some hotshot space ace with a dandy candy-ass. I'm going to prove her wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:38:36 2016 No.15526452 My H-Space story is coming out TODAY. I'm wrapping it up, reading through it, and then posting it. It's going to clock in just shy of 10,000 words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:38:48 2016 No.15526453 File: 357 KB, 1119x1696, Cm_2EmBVIAAOSDG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you calm down an angry Jinko?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:38:51 2016 No.15526454

>>15526429
Well the problem is that most of them would be harpy subspecies. Right now I only can think of a few countries that would have something different.

Italy - Wolfgirl
Spain - Minotaur
Portugal - Cockatrice
Ireland - Red deer girl
Scotland - Unicorn
Wales - Red dragon girl
Russia - Bear girl?
Australia - Spider girl?
Romania - Vampire
Mongolia - Centaur
Japan - Kitsune?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:40:20 2016 No.15526458 >>15526452 Holy guacamole!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:40:52 2016 No.15526459 >>15526436 >not a bald eagle harpy carrying a rifle on her back, a cheeseburger in her mouth, and a stars and stripes bandana. Needs more FREEDOM, anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:41:32 2016 No.15526461 File: 100 KB, 840x840, goddamnit you did it againnnnnn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525926 >>15526205

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:41:50 2016 No.15526462 >>15526454 Finland: Elf India: Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:42:16 2016 No.15526465 >>15526453 Bite or put a folding clip on the back of her neck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:42:52 2016 No.15526467 >>15526461 >something dumb I said got drawn Today I am complete.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:50:25 2016 No.15526479 >>15525590 To be honest, I thought it was a Lloid from Animal Crossing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:52:36 2016 No.15526485 Oh Super Wurm where are you now? When everything's gone wrong somehow? The men of steel, the men of power, Losing control by the hour!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:54:06 2016 No.15526488 >>15526485 Super wurm is busy kissing her husband after a dramatic rescue scene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:54:54 2016 No.15526491 File: 2.24 MB, 1254x1771, Elf blushs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember Anons, Raping an Elf Is Letting them win. Its what they Expect of you, In order to win against an Elf, You must not Rape the Elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:58:31 2016 No.15526499 >>15526491 What if I forcibly kiss her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:58:53 2016 No.15526500 >>15526491 Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with occasional knife ear nibbling is fine though, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:00:55 2016 No.15526502 File: 264 KB, 1021x1110, long way back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526006

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:01:47 2016 No.15526506 File: 3.82 MB, 1529x2087, Elf Drools (Smaller Res).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526499 >>15526500 As long as you dont rape the elf the Larger Image http://i.imgur.com/ymfRSih.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:01:51 2016 No.15526507 File: 1.57 MB, 1280x1024, Brown makes a girl delicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526502 Draw the planes, with the Elf doing this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:06:25 2016 No.15526517 Could an alp count as a tradwife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:08:32 2016 No.15526520 >>15526517 A what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:10:27 2016 No.15526525 File: 456 KB, 1703x1703, Knight and dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Adventure!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:12:00 2016 No.15526530 File: 1.66 MB, 1700x2000, 1450378332569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My lord, should I pursue Lü Bu? Or maybe invade Poland? Their cavalry is renowned for its ferocity!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:12:27 2016 No.15526531 >>15526525 Whats with the dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:13:04 2016 No.15526533 >>15526531 He's groping her tit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:15:47 2016 No.15526538 File: 850 KB, 477x999, 1467785895111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526525 Why adventure with a dragon when you can just stay home with a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:16:13 2016 No.15526540 How are you today, people written about dragons lately?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:17:58 2016 No.15526544 >>15525606 I've currently commissioned a Ghoul daki from the same artist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:18:08 2016 No.15526546 >>15526540 I know I'm supposed to, but Slendy videos are distracting me.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:20:05 2016 No.15526550

>>15526538
Because Dragons are beings of might and to fight by ones side as a partner will make the post battle sex greater.
>No dragon that helps you into your armour while whispering how she's going to enjoy taking it off and "checking for cuts" later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:22:04 2016 No.15526555 >>15526550 OK what if we adventure by playing video games together?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:23:42 2016 No.15526565 File: 101 KB, 936x760, Gryphon Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big Harpies are best Harpies.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:25:32 2016 No.15526570

>>15526540
>Dragon lays an egg
>She takes her husband in her lap in the lotus position with the egg between them
>The warm intimacy and her burning breath down his neck gets him all hot and bothered
>They end up having their first post-egglaying sex in the missionary position while the mother clutches the egg like a plushie
Too lewd, just lewd enough, not lewd enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:25:59 2016 No.15526573 >>15526565 But this isn't a harpy. "Harpies" with wings and hands trigger me hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:26:18 2016 No.15526574 >>15526570 just enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:27:18 2016 No.15526580 >Wake up >New thread >Want to check the last one in case I missed anything >Deleted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA29p2e5fvk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:27:44 2016 No.15526583 >>15526538 Lazy dragons are no fun. I'm gonna take a jaded, shut-in dragon and show her the wonders of the world!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:28:22 2016 No.15526588 >>15526583 Lazy Dragons are super fun! And cuddly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:30:15 2016 No.15526597 >>15526570 Do NOT give me ideas like this in my head, I'm miserable enough as it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:32:13 2016 No.15526603 >>15526580 You might like a thread up on /qa/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:35:49 2016 No.15526614 >>15526588 Yeah, I was wrong, all dragons are great. Beautiful, strong, protective, smart, fun. All those things packed together in a little winged lizard. If I ever met one I would give her a big warm hug and thank her for existing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:36:13 2016 No.15526615 File: 272 KB, 700x979, 1461614077328-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Onii-chan stop starting. It's bad enough I have to work Loli Con this year dressed like this."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:37:14 2016 No.15526620 File: 888 KB, 1269x900, spider-and-a-boy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] contributing a fake caption

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:37:25 2016 No.15526623 >>15526615 Bad enough? How is it bad at all, you adorable little cockmongler?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:38:10 2016 No.15526625 >>15526615 I wouldn't let my little sister dress like that. I'd make her wear jeans and a sundress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:38:51 2016 No.15526626 >>15526620 H-how is babby formed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:39:27 2016 No.15526627 >>15526615 Oh stop whining. That's pretty modest for Loli-Con.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:40:11 2016 No.15526632 >>15526615 If you didn't want to be seen dressed like a whore, you wouldn't chose jobs that require you to be dressed like a whore. Why can't you be more like your elder sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:40:13 2016 No.15526633 >>15526620 I like these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:43:19 2016 No.15526640 >>15526615 I'm gonna jiiiiii~ her ass so hard it will become sentient and get embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:45:22 2016 No.15526648 File: 643 KB, 1000x2935, 1395332511593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember anons: if you live below the third floor, a Slenderwoman IS watching you masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:47:09 2016 No.15526655 >>15526648 I wish for a handjob from Slenderwoman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:47:33 2016 No.15526659 >>15526648 >Living in a single floor building Does that mean I'm still technically living below third floor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:49:13 2016 No.15526667 >>15526659 Are you high up enough from the ground for her not to reach you? No? Well then you're not on the third floor now are? I live in a single-floor house too,and I'm spooped

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:52:35 2016 No.15526679 >>15526667 What if slenderwoman is only tall by jap manlet standards, and goes abroad to spoop someone only to find a 2m+ tall guy the same size as her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:54:39 2016 No.15526682 >>15526679 I'm a manlet so she'd still be tall to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:55:05 2016 No.15526683 >>15526679 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:55:11 2016 No.15526684 >>15526627 >That's pretty modest for Loli-Con. T-then what is lewd for Loli-Con?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:57:10 2016 No.15526693 >>15525870 Nice work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 11:59:04 2016 No.15526698 >>15526648 >it's a break into your house, restrain you with the tight coil of her dark tendrils, and stroke you with her pallid, slender hands before shoving your face between her soft thighs episode

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:00:06 2016 No.15526701 >>15526453 >new Jinko art >them abs and thighs Hnnngh. If only it was completely colored.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:02:15 2016 No.15526707 >>15526698 >it's a "all that and more happened and somehow I managed to film all of it without dropping the camera once" episode

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:02:24 2016 No.15526709 >>15526701 It's still a wip, guessing he'll post it on pixiv when he's done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:05:02 2016 No.15526714 >>15526707 He has big hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:06:49 2016 No.15526722 >>15526709 Awesome!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:07:52 2016 No.15526725 >>15526461 What a smug little lout.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:10:00 2016 No.15526730 >>15526538 >you will never suck your Wock onee-sans tits as you pound her pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:13:00 2016 No.15526737 >>15526620 That assertiveness is what I like in monstergirls.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:19:05 2016 No.15526751
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Maybe we could talk about spirits now? I'd really like to talk about how an intelligence that's not tied down to a physical form or the senses of most biological organisms but that's bound to a specific element would view the world and her place in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:20:19 2016 No.15526758 File: 110 KB, 937x797, Wedding Earring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526751 Can we continue bird watching instead? You anons can talk about Chi Pa Pa later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:22:15 2016 No.15526764 >>15526758 I've been waiting for a long time you know. Some guys promised to get back to me on my story and none of them did, and this topic is crucial for me to continue it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:23:27 2016 No.15526769 >>15526751 Go ahead then.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:26:04 2016 No.15526772

>>15526769
What, just talk to myself? O-okay.

I think it'd be interesting for an Undine to observe stuff like tiny, microscopic things going about their business and being interested in it on the same level as she'd be interested in human affairs, because to her the scale is irrelevant. She's a Water Spirit, and she's not bound to a certain size, therefore she has no reason to put importance on the "macro scale" over the "micro scale".
Until she's taught all about wuv, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:28:43 2016 No.15526776 File: 44 KB, 419x500, Gnome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526751 I like the idea of listening to a gnomes concept of nature

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:32:58 2016 No.15526785

>>15526776
The thing about spirits is that their domains are so much bigger than what a human can experience. Is there any limit to how widely in the Earth's crust a Gnome can move? At what point does it become the domain of an Ignis? Sylphs would have the entire atmosphere, Undines every body of water. They wouldn't be constrained like people are. They'd be able to experience things we never could. Like, imagine a Gnome materializing into some crystals or diamonds and making a body out of them, or an Ignis becoming one with a volcanic eruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:36:02 2016 No.15526787 File: 714 KB, 1224x828, 1468322004713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy haired Demons.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:36:31 2016 No.15526789

>>15526772
Maybe she could sense the souls of creatures on all scales? From the mindless impulse to feed and reproduce to instinctual mating, to the fully formed souls of humans and higher monsters. She'd watch insects struggle to mate with the same interest as she'd listen in to human courtship.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:36:40 2016 No.15526791

>>15526776
Where's my blind loli Gnome?
>>15526785
To take it further, spirits would actually be able to perceive of things on the molecular or even subatomic level seeing as their consciousness is not tied down to the senses a living being would have.
What if while you're sexing up an Ignis and she decides to share with you her perception on the movement of all the molecules and the transfer of all the energy that makes her body of fire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:38:06 2016 No.15526797 File: 129 KB, 724x611, smugwoj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call a hellhound who is obsessed with dicks? A wiener dog

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:39:46 2016 No.15526802
File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, Dead inside.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15526789
What about spreading her attention? Could an Undine maintain her presence and observe a still pond while at the same time having her consciousness leave the pond in a bottle of water someone picks up and pours on his campfire, experience vaporization and ascending to the clouds, being at the same time aware of the cloud and of the pond? If she formed a physical body in one, would she still be present in the other?
>>15526797
HOTDOG!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:43:38 2016 No.15526813 >>15526802 >She observes every single act of mating around the planet as her manifestation is being molested >Her power synchronizes them all to finish in unison as she does

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:44:52 2016 No.15526814 File: 160 KB, 611x841, 00000229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't stop thinking about snek bellies. I want to kiss this sneks toned belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:45:37 2016 No.15526818 >>15526813 All life consists of water, so that's actually doable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:46:07 2016 No.15526820 >>15526814 I'm lucky I love thighs so I'm safe from snek obsession.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:47:48 2016 No.15526823 >>15526818 It seems like something that would get turned into a sacrament. Once a year the high priest gets to cuddlefuck Undine and all her devoted followers make sure to participate in the global simultaneous orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:49:57 2016 No.15526828 >>15526820 My nigga, although being a leg man really limits what kinds of monstergirls you're into.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:50:48 2016 No.15526830 >>15526823 So is that what my story is going to end up in? The whole world experiencing a simultaneous orgasm? Trippy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:52:07 2016 No.15526836 File: 1.16 MB, 2250x1800, comission__9___miia__jabberwock_and_gazer_by_loen91-da8wqzb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526820 What kind of thighs? Small? Athletic? Thick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:52:32 2016 No.15526839 File: 299 KB, 724x1024, jorogumo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526828 That's not a real problem, since I'm limited to girls that I'm predisposed to like anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 12:54:06 2016 No.15526844 File: 356 KB, 1010x1400, 1398455548117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526836 Huge. I want to feel her hot blood coursing through her thighs with my cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:01:55 2016 No.15526872 >>15525701 What? Explain. This may or may not force me to make my Lilim donut steel OC hammy instead of playful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:02:54 2016 No.15526876 >>15526836 Do other Wocks come in that size and thick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:08:14 2016 No.15526895 >>15526836 Milk the snake!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:08:56 2016 No.15526897 >>15526895 But she's a constrictor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:13:21 2016 No.15526910 >>15526897 Even if she isn't venomous, something is getting milked.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:13:26 2016 No.15526911
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You're minding your own business and planning your next move on your campaign to become shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu, when this ninja sneaks into your room and slaps your ass.
What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:16:35 2016 No.15526923 >>15526911 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMlu7ZleclI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:16:36 2016 No.15526924 File: 560 KB, 1200x829, 8eeFhVQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526876 Maybe not that thick, but I imagine all dragons are pretty big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:17:08 2016 No.15526928 >>15526911 Stab her with the knife i keep on my desk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:19:10 2016 No.15526939 >>15526924 ryu a YUGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:19:40 2016 No.15526940 >>15526923 I miss the days when agents got these animations. Were they really such a hassle to do that they had to be cut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:25:53 2016 No.15526965 >>15526924 That's the perfect size for breastplay during vaginal sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:27:26 2016 No.15526969 >>15526911 Impregnate her. Make her train our daughters in her arts and use them as my intelligence agency.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:28:25 2016 No.15526973 >>15526911 Another Okinawan? They must be getting desperate, sending islander ninjas after me. Raise taxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:30:08 2016 No.15526977 >>15526911 But my waifu is the one who wants to be shogun! I'm just her husband! Offer her some cookies I made

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:30:17 2016 No.15526978 >Try and remember all the little MGK characters off the top of my head >Still feel like I'm forgetting someone This is what happens with too many characters, but at least I'm writing them down for the future, just as Albino Lamia writes her will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:30:34 2016 No.15526980 File: 204 KB, 353x732, 1468344634548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thoughts on M sneks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:31:28 2016 No.15526985 >>15526980 I like them S or at least aggressive/assertive.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:31:38 2016 No.15526986

>>15526977
Obviously your waifu is getting paranoid and hired her to test if you're faithful.
>>15526978
>just as Albino Lamia writer her will
Please tell me this is just an ugly duckling story and it turns out she's a Shirohebi and everything is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:34:17 2016 No.15526996 >>15526980 Gentle femdom sneks are best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:38:28 2016 No.15527013 File: 505 KB, 1200x1600, 1463904121748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526996 gentle and caring but lewd is the best combo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:38:40 2016 No.15527015 >>15526980 They're for cuddling and rough fucking. They're also for making honest women out of.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:40:09 2016 No.15527019

>>15526986
>Shirohebi
Nope, she's a regular Lamia who also is an albino. She also has cancer, fatal allergies out the ass, and other ailments to make her life hell.
3rd grader Shirohebi is the real deal, and she has no friends and has to show off the new gaming consoles her rich parents bought her to even be noticed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:41:19 2016 No.15527021 >>15526980 What is this from? Am I missing much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:41:58 2016 No.15527022 >>15527019 Why does it all have to be so sad? Things weren't sad when I was a kid. People just made fun of each other for being fat. Even I did, and I was one of the fat kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:44:07 2016 No.15527028 >>15527021 I just edited the text off of this http://exhentai.org/s/83fe3b337e/871240-2 That face does not look like an embarrassed face at all, so I poked fun at it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:45:24 2016 No.15527035 >>15527028 Ahh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:46:00 2016 No.15527038 File: 2.68 MB, 480x270, Ryu Waifu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526924

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:47:06 2016 No.15527041 >>15527038 sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:50:39 2016 No.15527048 >>15526924 It's been some time since I last bullied Ryus. Big, fat, lonely Ryus

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:52:33 2016 No.15527051

>>15527022
It doesn't have to be THAT sad. Sure, she has leukemia, heart cancer, allergies to sunlight, peanut butter, like 80 other things, and needs to move around in a platic ball that blocks out most light, but she's still hanging on to life like a trooper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:52:58 2016 No.15527052 >>15527038 That's a rabbit though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:54:02 2016 No.15527053 I want to date a flat chested loli Familiar with nipples as long as my index finger!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:55:58 2016 No.15527059 >>15527053 That's pretty fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:56:51 2016 No.15527062 >>15527051 The plastic ball sounds fun to roll around in, but I bet it stinks in there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 13:57:52 2016 No.15527065 >>15527059 Sure, but even the MGs with weird long nipples need love. There's nothing wrong with her otherwise so it's rude to judge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:01:10 2016 No.15527071 Has thread quality really gone downhill recently?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:03:23 2016 No.15527079 >>15527071 More shitposters have popped up in the past few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:05:36 2016 No.15527085 >>15527071 It's summer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:05:42 2016 No.15527086 >>15527062 Actually it smells like strong antiseptics and rubbing alcohol. Lich has been working on a way to cure her, but everything so far involves cybernetic augmentation or manipulating genes and cells through magic, which scares the Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:05:53 2016 No.15527087 >>15527079 Well hopefully it won't be an issue in the long run, so long as people keep drawing art, making stories, and talking about what they want to do with their monster girl waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:07:51 2016 No.15527095 >>15527048 But big fat Ryu's are the best. So shy and yet so adorable. Not for bullying anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:12:41 2016 No.15527102 File: 271 KB, 519x600, Nurse Weresheep shearing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15526978

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:13:23 2016 No.15527104 File: 123 KB, 673x728, 1467585214512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So are you gonna touch the cow or no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:14:31 2016 No.15527105 >>15527104 That cow is a filthy whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:15:24 2016 No.15527106 >>15527104 Not that cow no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:16:03 2016 No.15527108 >>15527104 don't they go yandere if you refuse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:16:07 2016 No.15527109 >>15527104 >>15527104 Absolutely. My milk expires tomorrow, I think

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:16:23 2016 No.15527110 >>15527104 Not that cow. >someone actually waifus this cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:17:14 2016 No.15527112 >>15527071 It's been like this for months. AT least it feels like it has.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:17:30 2016 No.15527113 >>15527108 Yeah but who is gonna resist a Holstaurs milk? Specially when you can drink right from the source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:18:33 2016 No.15527117 >>15527112 At least we still get art and stories. I know for a fact we got people from 8gag's monster board that post here, even if they want to deny it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:18:37 2016 No.15527118 >>15527104 No way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:18:42 2016 No.15527119 >>15527104 I don't touch cheating sluts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:20:25 2016 No.15527122 >>15527113 What if you're not big on milk, or lactose intolerant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:21:04 2016 No.15527123 >>15527122 Then try drinking from a Ushi Oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:22:26 2016 No.15527129 >>15527123 Ushi Oni milk tastes bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:23:07 2016 No.15527132 >>15527123 >>15527129 Ushi Oni have chocolate milk though. Can't really cook with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:24:03 2016 No.15527134 >>15527132 But anon, they don't. Are you believing spider cow lies again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:24:08 2016 No.15527135 >>15527122 Mamono mana removes lactose intolerance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:27:15 2016 No.15527145 >>15527135 Mamono mana can't remove veganism! Monstergirl PETA would be a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:28:11 2016 No.15527149 >>15527104 If she's offering, like hell I'd stay around after though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:30:22 2016 No.15527159 >>15527145 >Mamono mana can't remove veganism But mamo mana removes all mental illnesses.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:30:34 2016 No.15527160
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>>15527134
Spider cows are perfection.
Their orifices feel heavenly. Their hugs are both soft and fluffy and strong and reassuring. Their devoted desire for you makes sure you never feel neglected. Spider cows are truly the perfect wives. We should all be so lucky as to spend our nights in their warm pedipalps.
I love my spider cow wife so much it almost makes me cry!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:30:40 2016 No.15527161 >>15527145 They'd just get converted to a bunch of kobold and sith lovers by mamono mana. It'd be like the furry sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:32:38 2016 No.15527170 >>15527145 >>15527159

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:32:39 2016 No.15527171 >>15527161 >Lumping in kobolds with siths End yourself my man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:33:26 2016 No.15527175 >>15527160 t. Spider cow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:34:05 2016 No.15527179 >>15526980 She needs to be tenderly cuddlefucked until she gets over those daddy issues

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:34:18 2016 No.15527181 >>15527161 >Kobolds >Furry Fuck you dude. Unless you're referring to the EMG versions of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:34:29 2016 No.15527183 >>15527171 It has just occurred to me you may have been referring to EMG Kobolds and if that's the case I'd like to retract my statement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:34:38 2016 No.15527186 >>15527160 I fucking hate spidercows. I wouldn't even want to be in the same room as one if given the chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:34:58 2016 No.15527188 >>15527117 I find this easy to believe. It isn't like this place is unsalvagable, it's just a bit wiki tier sometimes.with the over reliance on what do and daughteru stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:36:44 2016 No.15527196 File: 291 KB, 693x1100, Kobold_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527171 >>15527181 >Kobolds >Not furry You're lying to yourselves, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:37:01 2016 No.15527199 >>15527186 I love spider cows. If my adventuring party was cornered by one, I'd toss my gear aside and rush into her soft pedipalps. My friends could easily escape while the spider cow was busy being kissed and fondled by me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:37:22 2016 No.15527201 >>15527160 Spider cows are none of these things!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:37:46 2016 No.15527204 >>15527196 Nigga you're braindead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:39:52 2016 No.15527213 >>15527204 The only human bits on there are the face and the tits. The rest of the body is furry as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:41:20 2016 No.15527219 Druella wants to ___________

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:41:41 2016 No.15527221 >>15527160 Just one spider cow isn't enough for me, I want more!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:42:14 2016 No.15527224 >>15527219 suck every cock in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:43:08 2016 No.15527229 File: 276 KB, 695x949, Deruella is for marrying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527213 You might need glasses anon. >>15527219 have sex with the intent to reproduce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:43:28 2016 No.15527230 >>15527219 luv u ~kyuun~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:43:54 2016 No.15527232 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, 1443905046048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527221 >trying to NTR spider cows Bad idea, anon. You'll have to settle for a wholesome relationship with your daughters. You can get cuddled from every side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:44:41 2016 No.15527235 File: 526 KB, 1978x1978, let me quiet that bullying mouth of yours.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527048

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:46:58 2016 No.15527240 >>15527232 Is not NTR if I love them all the same, it's what I want so they will have to share.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:47:08 2016 No.15527241 >>15527235 >a facefull of Ryu milktanks Lucky lads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:47:38 2016 No.15527243 >>15527235 >thicc megane ryus YES And yet still no Komodo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:48:24 2016 No.15527249 >>15527188 At least we still create OC, even if god forbid TFT is somehow involved

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:48:50 2016 No.15527250 >>15527221 I doubt your pelvis can hold more than one rapetrain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:49:06 2016 No.15527251 >>15527235 Cute fat pouty ryu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:49:21 2016 No.15527252 >>15527250 I'm the motherfuggin CONDUCTOR for rape trains. Bring them all on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:49:53 2016 No.15527254 >>15527235 So this is what happens when she stops eating the ice-cream and gets agressive. Nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:49:56 2016 No.15527255 >>15527188 And yeah I mean I still love /mgg/ despite its flaws. Always good to have anons loving monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:50:25 2016 No.15527257 >>15527249 Shh, go away shill!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:51:20 2016 No.15527262 >>15527235 I want to cuddle a big fat lonely old ryu! I want to be her daki!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:53:01 2016 No.15527267 >>15527235 Stinky and fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:53:18 2016 No.15527270 >>15527235 Aww but we love big fat lonely Ryu. Specially when She lets you drink from her breasts to form a bond between you two

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:54:03 2016 No.15527275 File: 399 KB, 1350x1392, Rusecruise.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525593

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:54:36 2016 No.15527278 >>15527213 The entire upper body except the arms are human. She's wearing a jacket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:54:44 2016 No.15527279 >MGE anime >character design by Hisasi >Made by kyoani Would you watch it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:55:21 2016 No.15527281 >>15527279 >>Made by kyoani I'd watch the fuck out of that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:55:38 2016 No.15527282 >>15527279 >Made by kyoani Had me right up until that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:55:49 2016 No.15527283 File: 709 KB, 713x1000, Dragon knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So... anyone capable of a quick trans of this page?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:56:04 2016 No.15527285 >>15527275 I want to fuck a NEET Manticore who does nothing but complain on imageboards all day until she stops complaining about things so much!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:57:04 2016 No.15527289 >>15527275 That girl's glasses are super cute. I want to kiss her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:57:08 2016 No.15527291 File: 376 KB, 724x1024, 1467050338205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527255 this thread is the only reason I come to this fucking shitty website anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:57:42 2016 No.15527292 >>15527283 I wonder if she's friends with the dragon knight latenight drew?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:57:50 2016 No.15527293 What's a good name for a demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:58:27 2016 No.15527294 >>15527293 Nomed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:58:44 2016 No.15527295 >>15527293 Aversa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:58:55 2016 No.15527296 >>15527291 Pretty much this. I go to /a/ like once a month and I check some 2hu threads when I'm here anyway, but I'd probs drop 4chan for good if it wasn't for this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:59:46 2016 No.15527300 >>15527293 Maria the unloved

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 14:59:55 2016 No.15527302 >>15527293 Maria.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:00:12 2016 No.15527303

>>15527285
>Honey, come to bed
"Just one more post, husband! This idiot is claiming tailpussies are no better than the underside of an Oomukades shitty stinkpede half!"
>Walk up to her
>I want you to get off the computer, inject me with so much of your venom that I might as well have a fire hydrant of semen between my legs and get on the bed so I can pump you full of cubs
>Or if you want, have you hold that SUMPTUOUS tailpussy like a fleshlight and let me fuck it ragged
"Tch... You bastard. Saying such tempting things..."
>I'll even dress up as your favorite character from OOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:00:22 2016 No.15527304 >>15527291 >>15527296 Both of these desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:00:25 2016 No.15527305 >>15527293 Fischkopp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:02:46 2016 No.15527313 >>15527293 Thinkappya Oenfuchking Naymz.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:04:21 2016 No.15527319 >>15527303 >NEET manticore who likes OOO >they will never ever be real why are still here, just to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:04:28 2016 No.15527320 >>15527303 >OOO ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:05:16 2016 No.15527322 >>15527304 I haven't seen a great /a/ thread in years, really since the slut animes, Busou Shinki, Muromi-san and Locodol. That sort of jovial, productive atmosphere is what I enjoy the most on 4chan. The Ebola-chan threads were p. good too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:05:39 2016 No.15527324 >>15527320 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FPHqPix208

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:05:47 2016 No.15527325 >>15527303 I want to look into her eyes and tell her how much I love her and how beautiful she is while I thrust into her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:06:48 2016 No.15527327 >>15527324 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:07:00 2016 No.15527328 File: 236 KB, 550x370, PAD CLM ECHIDNA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im going to fight some snakes

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:07:18 2016 No.15527329

>>15527293
>>15527293
Fun fact: If you add 'El to the end of the name, it essentially translates to "God" in Hebrew. Which makes Lucifer's fall all that more glaring because of the named Angels, he and the Metatron are the only ones with names that are not of God.

So if you -really- wanted to stick it to a creator deity, use a Latin or Hebrew combination with El or just stick with "Maria" because that name literally translates into something that hasn't even been discovered yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:09:50 2016 No.15527335 >>15527329 So does that mean "El Hombre" means "God Man"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:10:00 2016 No.15527336 >>15527320 If it's not just a generic fill in the gaps thing, it might be referring to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOEsEmI6X9s Probably not though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:10:24 2016 No.15527339 >>15527302 >>15527300 >Maria That name has a bit of a stigma on it. Of course nobody here would get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:11:57 2016 No.15527344 >>15527339 I then tell me the story, traveller.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:12:42 2016 No.15527347 >>15527336 If it was a fill in the gaps thing, why wouldn't he just use X?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:12:42 2016 No.15527348 File: 931 KB, 1024x1448, fire lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527328 I'm going to fight some fiery lizards

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:13:43 2016 No.15527354 >>15527348 What a dumb Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:14:09 2016 No.15527356 >>15527347 Because nips use circles to mark missing letters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:14:09 2016 No.15527357 >>15527347 I really don't know.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:14:15 2016 No.15527358

>>15527325
>You will never get a Manticore NEET fatter on sweets than she should be and then convince her through internet imageboard shitposts that the only way to lose weight is through a "sex diet"
>She will never make you go five rounds, every day, for at least a week using her venom to keep you up
>You will never get a few month's respite after she talks to her parents about something
>You will never ask her why she's not going on another diet
"I would, but my stomach seems to be getting bigger and bigger by the day... <3~"
>YFW she knew you were shitposting all along
>YFW she got knocked up with your cubs because she loves you that much but didn't know how to say it without doing it in a really roundabout way
>YFW you will never, in this life or the next, wake up under the sweltering heat of a mofu pile from your wife and three triplet Manticores only to all sit down as a family and watch Ultraman 7 as your Saturday morning family bonding time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:14:36 2016 No.15527362 >>15527347 Because that's also a kamen rider

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:14:48 2016 No.15527365 >>15527356 We're not Japs though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:15:16 2016 No.15527367 I wonder if doing magic tricks could distract a bunch of monsters that want to rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:15:28 2016 No.15527369 >>15527328 But why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:16:16 2016 No.15527372 >>15527362 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzeU7CiIq3Q What the fuck, I need to get into this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:16:29 2016 No.15527373 >>15527367 Just for a moment. Then they would want to rape you even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:16:39 2016 No.15527375 >>15527367 I want to confound MG rapists by moonwalking! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEByIZn5qeU

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:16:43 2016 No.15527376 >>15527329 Would El apply to dark gods as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:16:47 2016 No.15527377 >>15527367 It can backfire with them wanting a private magic show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:17:23 2016 No.15527380 >>15527369 Because I want her. And her swords

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:18:24 2016 No.15527384 I want to remove an Ushi Oni's silly ribbon

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:19:28 2016 No.15527386

>>15527376
Yes. El itself is used in some of the variations of the name for YHWH, like Elohim, El Shaddai, Eloah, "El". Because it's based in Hebrew and therefore in the Torah, it's names that're forever associated with YHWH as a theological figure.

Given the context in a fantasy world, El-XXX could refer to any number of things, at least in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:19:44 2016 No.15527389 >>15527380 They look pretty good, huh? Probably DEX weapons though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:20:02 2016 No.15527390 >>15527375 Wild Raping West

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:20:30 2016 No.15527392 File: 289 KB, 1024x768, 1447982464814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527358 My heart and dick. >not also watching GARO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:20:43 2016 No.15527394 >>15527372 The showa era had some pretty goofy shit. Avoid TV-Nihon subs if you can, they're garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:20:48 2016 No.15527395 >>15527380 Those are some pretty nice swords.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:21:07 2016 No.15527396 >>15527390 >Cursed Sixgun Fucking ded writers postin' all sorts of cool greentexts just before fucking off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:21:35 2016 No.15527398 >>15527373 So I just need to tie them up by pulling a long rope of handkerchiefs from my hand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:22:25 2016 No.15527401 >>15527104 I would. She looks like she's hurting enough as it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:22:28 2016 No.15527402 >>15527392 GARO isn't exactly something you show to kids anon. Might be best to start with Sentai or Riders before moving on to GARO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:22:43 2016 No.15527403 Can a Manticore's tail be too small

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:23:23 2016 No.15527404 >>15527403 Based on that one reverse gloryhole story, I'm going to go ahead and say yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:23:36 2016 No.15527407 Undead MGs listening to your heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:24:41 2016 No.15527413 >>15527403 If it's too small she won't be able to poop!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:24:54 2016 No.15527414 >tfw no manticore waifu to watch tokusatsu with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:25:04 2016 No.15527416 Why do flat chested monsters even exist if they aren't going full loli

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:25:55 2016 No.15527419 >>15527416 Because a true breast lover loves breasts of all sizes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:26:28 2016 No.15527422 >>15527416 What do you define as 'flat' anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:26:28 2016 No.15527423 >>15527413 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:27:21 2016 No.15527425 >>15527414 I want to imagine what'd be like to get her into it. I want to see her start off condescending of it only to find out that she likes it! I want to see her tears at the second to last episode of W.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:27:30 2016 No.15527426 >>15527416 This >>15527419

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:27:41 2016 No.15527429 File: 303 KB, 781x948, 1410883879644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527416 Small breasts are wonderful. Medium breasts are wonderful. Big breasts are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:27:44 2016 No.15527430 >>15527423 No /d/ here anon, everybody knows that tailpussies are really just highly evolved, incredibly prolapsed anuses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:28:35 2016 No.15527432 >>15527425 Then her disappointment in the last episode?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:29:01 2016 No.15527433 >>15527430 You can fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:29:03 2016 No.15527434 >>15527430 This assumption sets a dangerous precedent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:29:30 2016 No.15527436 >>15527407 >tfw out of shape Would she panic over my high resting heart rate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:29:39 2016 No.15527437 >>15527429 Lewd! Too lewd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:29:50 2016 No.15527438 >>15527432 While the last episode is a bit of a cop out she's secretly a huge softie and would be really happy with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:30:13 2016 No.15527441 >>15527430 No they aren't, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:30:53 2016 No.15527443 >>15527436 She just knows you'll be joining her in undeath soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:31:07 2016 No.15527445 >>15527433 >>15527434 >>15527441 The fuck else would it be, some random third hole that makes no anatomical sense? No, it's an anus. I'm pretty sure we've had discussions about it before and agreed about it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:31:10 2016 No.15527447 >>15527433 >>15527434 >>15527441 He used the term "Everybody knows" anons, don't bite his bait!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:33:05 2016 No.15527456 >>15527445 Go bait somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:33:15 2016 No.15527457 >>15527437 >spreading her screwhole 10/10 top lewd >a girl that lewd too small to put your dick in 100/10 extreme lust with no outlet

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:33:21 2016 No.15527458

>>15527386
So use of an -el/El- name could be fitting for a demon then? As well as names for other things that are similar?

>>15527344
It's a long story. To put it simply: a "girl" named Maria was translating a game but because the company she works for started showing interest in games by the same group as the one she was working on, she and another translator have put their projects on hold for now. Games that were right around the corner are now going to be on hold for possibly 8+ years, so BUY HARUKA and show your support to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:34:02 2016 No.15527462 >>15527438 Manticores that are secretly a big softie are the best Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:34:23 2016 No.15527464 I want to fuck the slutty angels Metatron-chan and Sandalphon-chan! Those robutts will be mine!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:34:39 2016 No.15527465 >>15527416 Because flatchested tomboys are cute, especially the Tsundere ones

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:34:42 2016 No.15527467 >>15527445 >some random third hole that makes no anatomical sense? Yes. KC's centaurs have two vaginas, don't think about it too hard.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:35:38 2016 No.15527470

>>15527458
Yes. -el and -ael names are very common for angels and demons.

Or you could be a faggot and just name yours Grinnorarcan and make her entire point to be to irritate the fuck out of the male human character while being a minion for the DM holy shit if somebody gets that reference I'll shoot myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:36:06 2016 No.15527471 >>15527429 She might wear out her screw hole

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:36:25 2016 No.15527472 >>15527470 Better load up that gun anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:37:23 2016 No.15527481 >>15527416 Variety. Not everyone wants a 'Wock with giant wocks that jiggle pleasantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:37:29 2016 No.15527482 >>15527465 Tomboys with curvy bodies and big tits are even cuter, especially the Kuudere ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:37:45 2016 No.15527483 >>15527458 Mariel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:38:01 2016 No.15527484 >>15527481 what about a flat wock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:38:19 2016 No.15527486 >>15527472 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqvCA4c80GQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:38:27 2016 No.15527487 >>15527462 Those Manticores probably give the best aftercare after sex. Especially after rape roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:38:35 2016 No.15527489 >>15527464 Would you still fuck the former if she had the voice of Alan Rickman?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:38:36 2016 No.15527488 >>15527467 Frontpussy doesn't exist either, it makes no anatomical sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:39:09 2016 No.15527492 >>15527462 A shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:39:09 2016 No.15527493 >>15527482 I like the Tomboy's with small ass and tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:39:42 2016 No.15527499 >>15527443 So an undead MG wouldn't try to encourage you to exercise

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:39:48 2016 No.15527500 >>15527493 They're great too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:40:20 2016 No.15527501 >>15527493 I like tomboys with small tits and big ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:40:32 2016 No.15527504 File: 1.55 MB, 1280x947, a19c8d3fa19d7cf2e97e5f3644c45048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527481 Well then you are lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:40:34 2016 No.15527505 >>15527499 She'll have you either way. Does it really matter to her? She just wants to see you happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:40:35 2016 No.15527506 Why do Kobolds wear vests of their own fur? That's pretty weird if you ask me, Kobolds must have some dark secrets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:41:15 2016 No.15527510 >>15527487 Is that when she loads you up with her venom and a Raging Mushroom then has you rape her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:41:35 2016 No.15527511 >>15527504 I want that cat in the background to slob on my knob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:42:04 2016 No.15527514 >>15527510 No, is when she rapes you. It's a manticore, not a fucking Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:43:54 2016 No.15527521 >>15527506 In my personal head canon I like to think that it's Kabold tradition for mothers to take a vest out of their own fur for their daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:43:55 2016 No.15527522 >>15527514 I don't think you understand what "roleplay" is. Maybe she likes it when you take control every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:44:53 2016 No.15527525 >>15527506 It's because they're shy girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:45:16 2016 No.15527527 >>15527521 That's very cute. Whenever the daughter feels down, she can just cuddle her mother's fur, even if she's not near.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:45:24 2016 No.15527528 >>15527521 Kobolds must shed a lot. I wonder if people like KDF are always covered in Kobold hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:45:25 2016 No.15527529 Zombies are cute, I wonder how many is too many when it comes to cuddling for warmth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:46:29 2016 No.15527532 >>15527483 No. It'll either end up a giant liar who posts cat pictures on the net, or a fat bottomed crazy person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:46:36 2016 No.15527533 >>15527525 What's that supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:46:37 2016 No.15527535 >>15527528 Fur on the dick, give them the kick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:47:00 2016 No.15527537 >>15527529 There is never enough zombies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:47:30 2016 No.15527540 A human baby is found in the middle of nowhere by a monstergirl. How would your favorite monstergirl react to it and what would she do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:47:40 2016 No.15527541 What if a lich accidentally falls in the zombie pit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:48:06 2016 No.15527543 >>15527529 You can't have too many I want to be swarmed by an army of the undead looking for warmth and food I'd cuddle and have sex with so many Zombies that I would become a gravelord of some sort

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:48:27 2016 No.15527546 >>15527527 That's what I was thinking. It would also help them feel at ease in new situations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:48:56 2016 No.15527548 >>15527529 >>15527537 >>15527543 All of them would Wight at the same time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:49:02 2016 No.15527549 Just be careful about the images guy. You know who is still around

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:49:21 2016 No.15527551 >>15527510 No, that's the "Human slave breaks free and takes revenge on his chubby noble master scenario" Rape roleplay is when she ties you to the bed and pretends she's captured a young village guardsman to rape until he cries and then some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:49:32 2016 No.15527552 >>15527535 No anon, you should never kick a Kobold. That qualifies as domestic abuse and you could get arrested! Unless it's consensual kicking, but then you have other problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:50:08 2016 No.15527558 >>15527546 Like when being deflowered? Would you rather deflower your waifu while her mother's holding her hand or her clutching the vest to her face?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:50:08 2016 No.15527559 >>15527548 But I like zombies more, can she still act like a warm lover, maybe pretend to have dazed look

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:50:10 2016 No.15527560 >>15527541 She climbs back out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:51:04 2016 No.15527564 >>15527540 >Lich "Oh? a baby? ... I wonder if I could make you into the prefect shota when you grow up." >>15527541 She get's back up again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:51:22 2016 No.15527566 >>15527551 It means both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:51:31 2016 No.15527567 >>15527541 The zombies are going to comfort her and help her back up.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:51:40 2016 No.15527568

>>15527540
>Hellhound
She takes him back home and raises him with her newborn litter of Hellpups after convincing her husband with puppy dog eyes to let her keep the baby.
That baby grows up to have four VERY protective delinquent Hellhound sisters.

>>15527541
She becomes their Nee-chan, or Anego depending on their disposition, and leads them to prosperity and husbandos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:51:52 2016 No.15527569 >>15527559 >Zombie Waifu changed a month back >Keeps trying to stay in zombie character because she loves your cuddles so much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:51:55 2016 No.15527570 >>15527558 I have a boner for coaching so the first. Although hugging her jacket and acting apprehensive and allowing it to be removed when she really gets into it would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:52:12 2016 No.15527571 >>15527529 Five. Five, each one of them from a different species. My pit would include a zombie manticore, zombie elf, zombie minotaur, zombie succubutts and zombie lamia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:52:30 2016 No.15527574 >>15527540 What if I have two favorite girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:52:55 2016 No.15527579 >>15527570 >going from whimpering for mommy to whimpering for darling Also extremely cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:53:02 2016 No.15527580 >>15527574 They both raise it like a comedy movie

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:53:13 2016 No.15527581

>>15527522
>>15527487
"Oooo~h no, the big strong adventurer managed to defeat me and has me on his bedroll, what is a girl to do~?"
>Gets her legs forced open, one propped against his shoulder as he furiously fingers her and rubs her clit
"There's no way this feels good at all, especially if you're so rough~ Is this how you treat your human girls, like an ape~?"
>Then why are you clamping so hard on my fingers?
>She pauses, starts fidgeting
"No, you're wrong. My tailpussy would be more receptive. Not my real one."
>Say what you want, slut, but you're covering the sheets in your juices
>Snort some Raging Mushroom powder, your dick goes GIGANTOR
"Oh my God."
>Thanks, my name's Anon, too.
>She giggles and calls you an ass

---

>Halfway through the rough sex and chicken-winging your wife's arm behind her back, grinding your dick at the entrance so her hips immediately jolt up and grind back into you, the bedroom door swings open loudly and forcefully
"MOM! DAD! SHUT UP! IT'S FUCKIN' GROSS YOU'RE ACTING LIKE NEWLYWEDS!"
>You're halfway in your wife's pussy when you both see your daughter standing there, tailpussy agitated and shaking like a spiked mace head
>Wife grins, showing the collar she's wearing for the night
"You're just jealous because I've been sacked and conquered by Cocksimus Maximus."
>Your daughter still won't acknowledge both of you for a week afterwards, saying that she'd rather hear traditional rape roleplay sex and actual rough sex
>Over her mother's 'slovenly moans'

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:53:38 2016 No.15527582 >>15527540 >HELLO? >SOMEONE LEFT A BABY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:54:38 2016 No.15527585 >>15527322 /a/ is still one of the best boards on here since they actually enjoy things. its really the only good place to talk about anime on the internet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:54:41 2016 No.15527586 >>15527548 >Have a group of zombies who follow you around and swarm over you for cuddling. >One day they all turn into Wights in the middle of it. >Now you have 4 very voluptuous Women all over you dressed in rags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:54:51 2016 No.15527587 >>15527548 Wight harem best harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:55:12 2016 No.15527588 >>15527581 I wonder if the daughter will complain about it to the neighbor boy

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:55:12 2016 No.15527589

>>15527566
They're different scenarios anon. She's got a little book full of them.
One of her favorites is "Poor boy pays off his family's debt to rich family by becoming the heiress' sex slave."
Secretly, she really enjoys the "Young Hero romances his Monstergirl Rival" roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:56:34 2016 No.15527593 >>15527586 >rags Why not give the zombies cute dresses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:57:23 2016 No.15527594 >>15527593 Why not be a zombie pimp?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:57:24 2016 No.15527595 >>15527540 >Crow Tengu If it's a girl, drop her off at the nearest village. If a boy, try to raise him as best as she could so he grows up to love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:57:36 2016 No.15527596 I bet Poor Little Order Boy is popular with the nerd monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:57:56 2016 No.15527598 >>15527581 I like this.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:58:06 2016 No.15527600

>>15527581
Oh god that's adorable.

>>15527588
She'd better. She might stop acting out the way she does if she'd just quit dancing around it and admit that she's had a crush on him since they were kids.
Why doesn't she notice that he thinks her freckles are cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 15:58:41 2016 No.15527604 >>15527596 That sounds like a porno that everyone knows about

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:00:04 2016 No.15527607 >>15527594 Because zombies are cute and should be taken care of, including proper clothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:00:27 2016 No.15527610 >>15527589 Tell me more about the rival romance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:01:52 2016 No.15527617 >>15527607 Too true. It's even better when they try to take care of you back, even if they are a bit clumsy. Cue when they go wight and pack their fat wight tats into a too small maid uniform.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:02:17 2016 No.15527619 >>15527574 They both raise it, if it is a male the guy's gonna end marrying both probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:02:45 2016 No.15527620 >>15527617 >Cue when they go wight and pack their fat wight tats into a too small maid uniform. Oh god my dick.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:02:49 2016 No.15527621

>>15527596
I am shocked no one has done something like that yet.

>High and mighty Paladin thinks he's hot shit
>Goes out into the mountain to slay a monster girl
>Ends up getting ambushed and getting his ass kicked by an Ushi Oni
>Gets dragged back to her cave and gets "tenderly loved"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:03:21 2016 No.15527623 >>15527621 Need more Ushi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:04:24 2016 No.15527629 >>15527617 Where did they even get those maid uniforms, I swear they were wearing regular dresses before I left the room

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:05:08 2016 No.15527631 >>15527621 Better yet, have an Ushi Oni, a Kitsune, a Cheshire, and a Manticore be all over him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:05:31 2016 No.15527633 >>15527620 >Also those tittering laughs and swaying breasts as you gaze at them >All those 'Mastah's as they bow enough just to give you tantalizing peeks of whats yours. >>15527629 Wight privilege.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:05:36 2016 No.15527634 >>15527621 Because it's trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:05:42 2016 No.15527635 >>15527619 If female does she become a hybrid monster

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:06:14 2016 No.15527638

>>15527610
It goes
>Manticore wakes up and finds hero tending to her wounds after their latest battle.
>She's apprehensive and asks him why he's helping her after everything she's done to him
>He responds that he can tell there's good in her
>She denies it
>They talk for a while
>Eventually the Manticore can take no more, pins the Hero to the bed and talks about how her heart pounds like mad every time she fights the hero and how much she hates that she can't bring herself to kill him.
>He admits that he feels the same.
>Tense staredown turns into passionate french kissing
>Then slow and sensual cuddlesex while holding hands and trading various declarations of love.
It's some pretty tender shit. By monstergirl standards it's kinky as hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:06:42 2016 No.15527640 File: 276 KB, 1280x1920, 1462560612440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:07:09 2016 No.15527641 >>15527633 Oh god anon, please stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:07:27 2016 No.15527642 >>15527623 How many ushi stories do we have, anyway? I can only remember that Harblador one with the ushi childhood friend who becomes a priestess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:07:46 2016 No.15527644 File: 490 KB, 800x713, 1461817068686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd Bar Goats.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:09:19 2016 No.15527650

>>15527641
The best bit is if they get soft cloth to cover their chests so that it allows you to see the subtle motions of their busts.

It'd be thin enough that you could almost feel their skin through it and they may ask if you want to dirty their uniforms

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:09:50 2016 No.15527652 >>15527642 The only ones I can recall are Gretchen, MD, It's Not The Fall That Kills You by RSAnon and Harblador's Ushi-Oni story. That's discounting that one fucking David Cronenberg tier greentext I'm sure somebody has a screencap of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:10:37 2016 No.15527655 >>15527650 I'll absolutely dirty their clothes. Along with something else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:10:47 2016 No.15527657 >>15527640 Spiders are cute, even if they scare me a little

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:10:55 2016 No.15527659 >>15527644 Goat milk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:11:16 2016 No.15527660 What if the Demon Lord was a petite sized girl who has a complex over all of her daughters being taller than her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:12:13 2016 No.15527662 >>15527655 Oh my! Is master going to welcome them all to wighthood by impregnating them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:13:20 2016 No.15527668 >>15527662 You're goddamn right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:13:24 2016 No.15527670 >>15527642 Link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:13:48 2016 No.15527674 File: 69 KB, 500x500, 154895469546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527659 Goat milk is very good for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:15:05 2016 No.15527679 >>15527674 Smug Goat not so smug after getting fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:15:15 2016 No.15527680 >>15527670 http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4 She also has a cameo in the last part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:15:19 2016 No.15527681 Mindflayers can't remove my love for them from my brain

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:15:21 2016 No.15527682 >>15527668 Well, get ready for a lot of jealous vampires and liches to look at you when you walk in with your pregnant wives

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:16:48 2016 No.15527689 File: 700 KB, 1000x728, 1429430166866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527679 Smug Goat even more smug after being satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:17:31 2016 No.15527692 File: 196 KB, 768x1024, CnKioVpUMAAsGDx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ara ara~ you're not attracted to an old mantis like me are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:17:46 2016 No.15527694 >>15527689 Smug goat somehow still smug while being facefucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:17:48 2016 No.15527695 >>15527679 Her homestay owner will finally snap under the pressure of her lewdness, grab her horns, and use them to facefuck her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:18:02 2016 No.15527698 >>15527682 Why would they be jealous? Would my Wights get mad if I started looking back at the Liches?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:18:23 2016 No.15527699 >>15527692 Nah, don't you worry about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:19:03 2016 No.15527703 >>15527689 Smug Goat not so smug after getting spanked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:19:05 2016 No.15527704 >>15527644 She's looking pretty horny there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:19:17 2016 No.15527707 Raping smug monsters just makes them more smug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:19:41 2016 No.15527708 >>15527698 Well, the other girls are jealous because your wives are pregnant. And your wives will start pouting if you look elsewhere, they may even pick up necromancy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:20:08 2016 No.15527713 >>15527694 >She teases you to the point where you just grab her by the horns and jam it down her throat >No gag reflex, still smiling with dick in her mouth, even parts her hair a bit to the side because she knows how you like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:20:20 2016 No.15527714 >>15527642 >>15527652 There's also release the beast which is one of silent's earlier stories which I quite liked. Done a good job of getting the Ushi across as scary without going too far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:20:33 2016 No.15527716 I want to hug a zombie and wight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:21:17 2016 No.15527717 >>15527708 I can't help it anon, Liches and Wights are some of my favorite girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:21:18 2016 No.15527718 >>15527695 Have you ever wondered what it would look like for a monstergirl to still have her smug grin while you pound her throat? I have. I have a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:22:09 2016 No.15527720 Quick question what happens to a Dormouse that doesn't sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:22:28 2016 No.15527722 >>15527692 Not especially

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:23:24 2016 No.15527728 >>15527718 I imagine it's mostly her brows and the sides of her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:23:28 2016 No.15527729 >>15527720 She gets pouty, whines at you to let her sleep and crosses the border so that she's hyper awake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:23:32 2016 No.15527730 >>15527720 She becomes very dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:23:49 2016 No.15527733 >>15527720 they die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:23:55 2016 No.15527734 >>15527692 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:25:58 2016 No.15527745 >>15527692 I'd be more attracted if I was less worried about getting killed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:26:51 2016 No.15527747 Can I wear a dullahan's head as a hat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:27:52 2016 No.15527748 >>15527747 As a hat for your dick, sure.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:28:12 2016 No.15527749
File: 416 KB, 1200x804, 1464579379809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15527644
You know what my problem is with Bar Goats?

They literally bring their own wine to drink and even share at the bar.

Fuck that noise, she's not a paying customer and she's making the other patrons non paying customers too!

Who knows what she has in those bottles as well, it could be filled with aphrodisiacs!

Ban Bar Goats from bringing their own booze to the bar!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:28:24 2016 No.15527750

>>15527720
All hunt and no sleep makes a very cheeky mouse
All hunt and no sleep makes a very cheeky mouse
All hunt and no sleep makes a very cheeky mouse
All hunt and no sleep makes a very cheeky mouse

She then proceeds to lock up her guy in their bed room and sleep right next to them, pouring demonic energy into his helpless body, driving him mad with carnal lust

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:30:06 2016 No.15527755 >>15527749 I want to give the desert nuki bigger breasts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:30:14 2016 No.15527756 >>15527749 They'd be great at parties but they'd probably make a tanuuki extremely mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:30:39 2016 No.15527758 >>15527748 Why not head had?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:31:27 2016 No.15527759 >>15527749 >that leaf on that Desert Tanukis headpiece I didn't notice that detail before. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:32:23 2016 No.15527761 >>15527758 You can't fit your noggin into her tight neckpussy.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:32:30 2016 No.15527763

>>15527749
This is not only specism but also a disgrace to the god Bacchus

Alcohol should bring people together and reveal everyone's true self, it should NOT be a good traded for a benefit

Enjoy your hangovers and your cheap alcohol while I'll drink some blessed Satyros wine while indulging myself is goat pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:32:34 2016 No.15527764 Shiggith are cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:33:08 2016 No.15527765 >>15527749 I wonder how Tanuki respond to people who are reckless spenders who spend way more than expected

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:33:51 2016 No.15527766 >>15527761 Not a mask but her head balanced on my head

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:34:19 2016 No.15527768 >>15527763 Or you could buy some Satyros wine from the bar.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:35:28 2016 No.15527769

>>15527749
Those Desert Nooks always try to haggle the price of drinks. Prices are non-negotiable, no matter how much they press their plump breasts against the bar counter, or undo their top to give me a better look. I won't be swayed.

Unless they offer to let me touch their tail, it looks so fluffy and soft.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:36:30 2016 No.15527771 What happens when you beat a tanuki at haggling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:37:04 2016 No.15527773 >>15527749 I want to fuck those plump brown tits while she stares down at me so goddamn much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:38:06 2016 No.15527775 >>15527771 Hundreds of marriage proposals from around the world, word travels fast about good potential husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:38:06 2016 No.15527776 >>15527771 Marriage. Or at the very least the Tanuki starts stalking you and masturbating to pictures of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:38:47 2016 No.15527778 >>15527771 Tanuki becomes Yanuki

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:38:50 2016 No.15527779 >>15527775 >>15527776 Tanuki marriage mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:39:23 2016 No.15527782 I want to fuck all the Desert Tanukis.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:41:33 2016 No.15527790

>>15527769
>press their plump breasts against the desk
>press their plump breasts into your upper arm
>wrap their arm around your shoulder while at your desk
>wrap the harness' breast strap under their plump breasts
>tell you the first one to break an instrument pays for a night out
Why are office ladies so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:43:12 2016 No.15527795 >>15527782 Be careful, it is in their tradition to marry the man who takes their virginity You don't want a bunch of Desert Tanukis doting on you at the same time, do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:45:08 2016 No.15527802 >>15527795 Yes, I do. I want that a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:46:10 2016 No.15527804 >>15527795 Tanuki's are the jews of the monster girl world. I always avoid them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:46:46 2016 No.15527806 >>15527804 /pol/ pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:48:05 2016 No.15527810 It is done. http://pastebin.com/ZvTdt8CS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:48:12 2016 No.15527812 >TFW no dedicated Wightfag authors >TFW only RS has done more than one Manticore and Ushi-Oni story (to my knowledge) >TFW Harblador won't continue rough paizuri It fucking hurts in my souls, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:49:38 2016 No.15527817 What about Desert Tanuki office lady?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:50:21 2016 No.15527819 >no Baphomet that regularly switches between loli and christmas cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:51:20 2016 No.15527824 >>15527817 I don't think my dick could handle that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:51:20 2016 No.15527825 I want to have a wock little sis and Baph older sis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:52:24 2016 No.15527832 >>15527825 Stop crossing the beams!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:55:42 2016 No.15527843 >>15527825 They are going to combine powers and fuck time up so everything can be right again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:55:49 2016 No.15527844 >>15527832 But what about when the Wock goes to the Baph for advice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:57:06 2016 No.15527847 >>15527843 What if they realize that by swapping places their brother is never born

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:57:29 2016 No.15527849 >>15527810 Glad to see you're still in business, I thought you took a break but it looks like I just missed your last 3 stories Did you drop gladiators in the night?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:57:42 2016 No.15527851 >>15527806 Every real /pol/ poster has a Jewfu. Tanukis make for a great Jewfu.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:58:09 2016 No.15527852

>>15527804
>Oy vey, monstergirls are a peaceful race of demihumans who wish you no harm. What are you, teraphobic?

>Why are human males only breeding with human girls, and not giving monsters a fair shot? Is this some form of genocide?

>Mamono mana isn't a placebo sham. It's been applied in numerous fields of study, see? You're just trying to put hard-working mon-norities out of a job!

I bet there's a really shady scene of underground cuckold porn where human girls are forced to watch monstergirls please their men better than they ever could.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:59:10 2016 No.15527854

>>15527849
Nah. I got some feedback on it in my email that made me take a cold hard look at the direction I'm going with it. I'm working the 3rd part, but I'm much more critical of it at this point. The next thing I want to release is Whimsical 2, but don't worry! Gladiators in the Night will continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:59:16 2016 No.15527855 >>15527812 >>TFW Harblador won't continue rough paizuri Come on now, anon. He might come back one day. The note said "a while", not "ever again"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 16:59:52 2016 No.15527858 >>15527847 Then they will travel to another dimension and steal him back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:00:48 2016 No.15527861 File: 932 KB, 1500x1000, 89c6c185cef19f85a678a35f4c704937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A peculiar quintopus...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:01:32 2016 No.15527865 >>15527854 I wouldn't worry. We all reach that point where we look back at our older stuff and wonder what the hell we were thinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:01:51 2016 No.15527869 >>15527858 But then they are stealing him from his caring older Baph sis loving younger Wock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:01:55 2016 No.15527870 >>15527861 Gross!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:02:54 2016 No.15527871 >>15527852 wouldn't it be cuckquean porn instead?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:03:52 2016 No.15527872

>>15527825
>Baph older sister
>She insists on her imouto to respect his elder and follow her orders
>She asks you to do perverted things but never goes all the way
>She gets very worried about you whenever something comes up and can't help but fix everything for you
>Wock younger sister
>She constantly wants to play and pouts when you don't give her attention
>She already outgrew you but she fully respects you as her big brother
>She does some extremely lewd things but doesn't seem to realize it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:05:45 2016 No.15527878 >>15527872 >imouto >his ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:06:17 2016 No.15527879 >>15527869 And so begins a chain of events leading to a future where there is always one brother missing. Can they overcome fate and create a future where everyone is happy? Or will they fail and start a war across all dimensions? Who knows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:06:32 2016 No.15527881 >>15527041 Sorta late, but it's Kyousougiga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:08:56 2016 No.15527887 >>15527878 I meant otouto, I always get these 2 mixed >She insists on you respecting your elders and following her orders There it should make more sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:09:16 2016 No.15527889 File: 31 KB, 638x294, polwaifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527851 >>15527851 >>15527852 What can I say, I sometimes think only TB and I unironically like Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:13:00 2016 No.15527898 >>15527879 They just have to accept that they can't swap places and they will time travel back before the swapped places

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:13:01 2016 No.15527899 File: 269 KB, 716x800, 1465025401914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Anon! Cheese Whiz isn't real cheese you fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:14:14 2016 No.15527901 >>15527899 I don't eat that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:14:44 2016 No.15527903 >>15527899 Doesn't mean you won't eat it if I put it on my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:15:40 2016 No.15527906 >>15527898 That's a good ending. They finally discover that no matter what, brother will always be brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:17:02 2016 No.15527910 >>15527889 I like them unironically too, I just like Kikimoras a whole lot more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:17:49 2016 No.15527912 >>15527910 What about a Tanukiki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:19:56 2016 No.15527914 >>15527912 Is that a Tanuki that acts like a Kikimora, or?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:24:58 2016 No.15527922 >>15527861 I hate to say it but men are not attracted to "curvy" tentacles, let's just be real fat tentacles are disgusting Regular and slim tentacles deserve all the love, fat ones deserve shaming

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:26:33 2016 No.15527926 >>15527914 Tanuki raised by her Kikimora maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:29:07 2016 No.15527936 >>15527871 I'm not all too familiar with the terminology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:29:32 2016 No.15527938 >>15527865 Thats what I get for writing a story after being introduced to Monster Musume, and then watching the Warriors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:30:12 2016 No.15527941 >>15527926 Wanna molest tanuki maid mofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:31:45 2016 No.15527948 File: 336 KB, 819x1024, 1393815547348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! What are they going to do to this poor, unsuspecting knight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:32:14 2016 No.15527949 >>15527926 But that's still just a Tanuki. She doesn't have those natural high heels, those beautiful feathers in her hair or that feathery tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:34:59 2016 No.15527957 They're going to "eat" him! Do something!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:35:27 2016 No.15527958 >>15527948 Make him into the little lamia's husband

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:36:51 2016 No.15527964 >>15527948 He is going to get SNAKED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:37:16 2016 No.15527966 >>15527948 You are now aware that little snek's pussy is probably pressed against that cold, rough rock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:38:07 2016 No.15527969 >>15527936 It's where the chick watches her man fuck another woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:38:23 2016 No.15527972 >>15527948 Judging from that basket, they're going to take him on a picnic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:40:17 2016 No.15527976 >>15527926 >Tanuki raised by Kiki >Tries to wear heels >wears feather bracelets and shows her "mom" how much she looks like her

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:42:58 2016 No.15527987

>>15527972
This. They're just playing a little joke on him to introduce themselves. In fact, where knight-kun is headed is very dangerous, so they want to help him out a bit if not stop him from doing something stupid and hurting himself. What kind, friendly snake people!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:43:03 2016 No.15527988

>Be in a seedy MGC bar, the smoke and the smell of perfume is cloying, nearly suffocating you
"Hey, handsome. How would you like a job?"
>Turn, can't find the source of the voice, nothing
"Down here."
>Look down from your stool, it's a Tanuki about the same size as a Hobbit, give or take a couple of inches taller
>Her skins a caramel color, with heaving breasts stuffed into a red robe of some kind. Like the kind you see Middle Easterners wearing.
"Help me up?"
>Bring her up to the stool next to you, taking your old perch and sipping on your whiskey some more
"So, care to hear me out?"
>Care to fuck off? Don't you know what kind of person I am?
"I know perfectly well who you are, Mister Y. Mous. Selling your body for hugs and headpats and oh... what was it? Purloining a woman's chastity."
>She's smiling now, with slender lips, a mole near the bottom right corner marring her face
"But don't worry, I don't want to bed you. In fact, I want to pay you to move in with me. Ten gold crowns a day, just to spend some time with widdle ol' me. The only recompense I want is your pleasant company and for you to tell me your life's story."
>No sex or intimacy?
"Not unless you want it. But I warn you, I'm quite the tiger in bed."
>She gives you a suggestive glance at her cleavage, a bead of sweat seeking refuge in the canyon of her massive mammaries
>Those can't be real
"They're as real as the conversation we're having. But of course, if the job doesn't interest you..."
>Tell me, why the hell did you pick me?
"You're an interesting guy."
>And you're full of shit
"That I am, mayhap when the time comes I'll tell you in full, but now I just need to know a simple 'yes' or 'no'. Don't worry about the drink, it's on me~"
>Down the rest of your whiskey, giving the Ignis barkeep a look as you ponder the irony, if not the utility of her nature for thrillseekers
>Sure, why the fuck not.
"Then it's a deal. Here's my address and the time I'll be expecting you, be sure to pack light, love."
>She dismounts the barstool and sashays towards the front door, her massive raccoon tail swishing behind her
>Jesus Christ it's nearly as big as her body
>What the hell did you just get yourself into

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:45:28 2016 No.15527992 >>15527988 Oh fuck, please continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:46:05 2016 No.15527998 >>15527988 This should have been a CYOA, except nothing we say actually affects anything and it was all a ploy to get more discussion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:50:14 2016 No.15528011 Anon, if you were famous in MGC, what would you be famous for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:50:57 2016 No.15528015 >>15528011 Nothing. I honestly can't think of anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:51:20 2016 No.15528017 >>15528011 Eating monster girl vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:53:02 2016 No.15528021 >>15528011 Ideally, for joining them and protecting their freedoms and rights. But I'm good at nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:53:03 2016 No.15528022 >>15527976 Would a non-winged monster raised by a harpy make cardboard wings to wear?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:53:44 2016 No.15528026 >>15528011 Being the best butler

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:55:01 2016 No.15528033 >>15528011 Having the cleaning skills of a Kiki maybe? I'm pretty average.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:56:03 2016 No.15528037 >>15528011 Not raping elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 17:58:44 2016 No.15528052 >>15528011 Being someone hard to get. Not sexually, but romantically. I'm someone who has never felt any hints of romantic love before in his life, and DESU I really do not think that would change at all if I was born in MGC realm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:01:45 2016 No.15528062 >>15528011 For being faithful to his lovely monster wife for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:02:00 2016 No.15528065 >>15528022 >Wurm with cardboard wings

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:02:48 2016 No.15528067

>>15527988
>Arrive at the address the next day, with your suitcase and backpack filled with fresh outfits and your pretentious fucking Macbook
>A man's gotta fap when a man's gotta fap
>When you knock on the door, you're greeted by a rather plain looking Elf completely in the nude, barring her maid's headdress
"Oh! You must be Mister Mous. Please follow me."
>The entire house is full of Persian decor, plush pillows and rugs fucking EVERYWHERE, the Elf leading you into a rather expansive bathroom
"Please wait here, your attendants should be here shortly."
>She snags your suitcase and backpack on the way out, God DAMNIT. Stand there looking like a jackass, when you get zonked in the back of the head by something.
>Next thing you know you're waking up in the complete nude (how surprising), and in a rather open airy boudoir
>The Tanuki's watching and smiling at you, her tail swishing behind her while you can see the hard milk duds of her bare nipples
"I'm sorry about the way they treated you, they're just a wee bit shy, you know."
>Where are my clothes, I need my clothes.
"Nonsense. We're born in the nude, we die in the nude. Our skin is the only clothing we really need."
>So... you're a nudist?
"Of a sorts. There's no greater intimacy than skinship between good fellows. After all, there's not much you can hide from me at this point."
>Her eyes trace across your scarred chest until she looks at your cock, standing as erect as a flagpole before you cover it with your hands
"Party pooper."
>She sighs, adjusting her legs, letting you catch a small glimpse at the folds of her petite sex and the fact she's shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a heart
"I know what you're thinking, 'She's tempting me, she only wants me for the sex', and all that jazz that you young-bloods seem to think all monsters want from you."
>Well then, what do you want then?
"To give you the world. Just for the price of your life's story. King Solomon will look like a pauper compared to you, your children will never go hungry or uncared for."
>So you want me to... knock you up?
"I like that. You're quite a goal setter."
>Pads over to her small desk, holding up a manila folder, you got a good look at her wide hips in the process too
>The more primal part of your brain telling you to throw her to the floor and pump her full of children, but you digress, nothing's more dangerous than a cornered animal
>And oh did she have those corners
"XXX Y. Mous, born in Nebraska in 19XX, Son of XXXX and XXXX Y. Mous, grandson of... Oh, it doesn't say! That's a -perfect- place to start!"
>Moving towards you, she sits on a pillow near yours
"So tell me, what was your grandfather like?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:02:52 2016 No.15528069 >>15528015 >>15528017 >>15528021 >>15528026 >>15528033 >>15528037 >>15528052 >>15528062 Alright, but if you could be famous for any one thing you wanted in MGC. What would that be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:04:24 2016 No.15528073 >>15528069 What I said, being the best butler

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:04:51 2016 No.15528075 >>15528067 Better not be some shit where she fucked the grandad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:05:01 2016 No.15528076 i want to wrap elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:05:06 2016 No.15528077 >>15528069 Wife for life guy here. My wife and I would be the best matchmakers in all the land. Basically an offline, living, breathing, monster version of eHarmony.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:06:26 2016 No.15528080 >>15528069 Yeah, I'm good with being a pretty good house-husband. I don't really want attention, I just want to make my waifu happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:06:30 2016 No.15528081 >>15528069 Being an absolute Buddha and enlightened as fuck, but in reality I'm just doing it to see all the interesting things that happen when everyone wants to woo me over but can't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:06:50 2016 No.15528083 >>15528069 Eating monster girl vagina. I would want them lining up. And perhaps one day, one steals me away and tenderly heals me and recognizes my obsession is because the lack of love in my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:07:03 2016 No.15528086 >>15528069 Can I be a pure idol in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:09:11 2016 No.15528092 >>15528011 Doing kinky things with my Kobold waifu and daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:09:48 2016 No.15528094 >>15528069 Writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:09:54 2016 No.15528095 >>15528092 that makes you infamous fuck cucking the wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:11:38 2016 No.15528105 >>15528086 >idol Yes >pure No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:12:19 2016 No.15528110 >>15528069 For being the "Monster Killer." I slay monsters with science, by turning them into humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:13:16 2016 No.15528111 >>15528095 Don't you try to bait me anon, we've had this discussion before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:13:38 2016 No.15528113 >>15528110 That is terrifying, you can't do that to slimes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:15:02 2016 No.15528121 >>15528105 Why not pure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:15:09 2016 No.15528122 >>15528069 Being a damn good baker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:17:11 2016 No.15528131 If you could have one anime replaced with the same one except all girls are monstergirls instead, what anime would it be? And why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:18:38 2016 No.15528133 >>15528121 You think your Tanuki manager will be able to make you famous without having you give some important girls with power in your sector some "favors"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:19:59 2016 No.15528137 >>15528121 Idols are bigger whores than Baltimore prostitutes

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:20:21 2016 No.15528138

>>15528073
Well I hope like having a bid-war on your services by the riches MGs in the entire city

>>15528077
Well you would certainly be appreciated by everyone. That waiting list must be quite long.

>>15528080
Some just want the appropriation of those close to us. You'll certainly have it.

>>15528081
There are going to be more than one occasion of you sitting and meditating and there are a bunch of MGs just sitting there watching you and wishing that they could fuck you.

>>15528083
It honestly wouldn't take long for one of them to take you away to love and heal you.

>>15528086
Idol? Easy. Pure? I hope you like fighting through a sea of fans that want to fuck you.

>>15528092
Well you wouldn't have problems with that, do you?

>>15528094
What kind of writing?

>>15528110
So you're an evil scientist that the super wurm must stop? Alright.

>>15528122
Do you have an "special indigent" in your pastries?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:20:47 2016 No.15528139

>>15528110
>Have Arachne waifu
>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chitin flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:22:00 2016 No.15528144 >>15528133 Can't I find a new manager like my older sis? >>15528137 But I'll stay pure to get fans, because purity enhances the singing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:22:39 2016 No.15528146 >>15528138 >What kind of writing? Comedic blends of science fiction and fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:23:33 2016 No.15528149 >>15528138 >Well you wouldn't have problems with that, do you? No, absolutely not! We'd take great pride in our lifestyle no matter how many people know about us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:24:52 2016 No.15528155 >>15528139 Jesus Christ how horrifying. And thank you so much for writing that anon, something interesting came out of my post!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:26:00 2016 No.15528160 >>15528138 >There are going to be more than one occasion of you sitting and meditating and there are a bunch of MGs just sitting there watching you and wishing that they could fuck you. Exactly what I want. I'll be laughing internally the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:26:14 2016 No.15528161 >>15528155 >writing that anon not me, just saved it when the idea of monsters turning human was brought up in the past, I wish I had saved the slime one where she sees her organs and muscles form

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:26:17 2016 No.15528162 >>15528155 I'm fairly certain that's a copy paste tho. I swear I've read it before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:26:41 2016 No.15528164 >>15528069 The man who wore a "Rape Me" t-shirt all day and nothing happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:27:32 2016 No.15528166 >>15528162 You are correct, because I have posted it before

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:27:46 2016 No.15528168 >>15528161 >>15528162 Ah I see. I haven't actually been here in the last two years or more so that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:28:37 2016 No.15528171 >>15528164 Well that's depressing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:30:00 2016 No.15528176 >>15528164 You must have some sadistic one's scent on you already then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:30:29 2016 No.15528179 >Lich with a fetish for being choked >Lava golem wants you to pour hot wax on her >Amazoness roleplaying as a housewife Does your waifu have a fetish that doesn't make sense?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:31:07 2016 No.15528181 >>15528179 >Amazoness roleplaying as a housewife That's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:32:10 2016 No.15528187 >>15528179 Delete this sick filth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:32:17 2016 No.15528190 >>15528069 Liking fatties....I have small goals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:33:37 2016 No.15528199 >>15528164 You'd have better luck wearing a "Hug Me" shirt in the mountains and not get yeti raped

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:34:55 2016 No.15528205

>>15528067
>Sit there, telling her the man you remembered as your father's father
>A tough-as-nails vet from the second war with hands as callused and tough as aged leather
>He'd often times have crying jags in German, mentioning some kind of 'black wolf', your father would tell you
"He never told you about anybody he may have saved in the war?"
>Shake your head, it was a long time ago when ol' Gramps was still around. He died when you were what, six?
"I didn't know, I'm sorry."
>Just who are you, to my family, then?
"Let's just say an old friend."
>Quirk an eyebrow, you didn't... with... ?
>Make a rude gesture with your thumb between your middle and index fingers, the Tanuki pauses for a moment before laughing, her breasts jiggling juicily
"Heaven's no! I'm not a homewrecker! He was already claimed by the time I met him!"
>Let out a sigh of relief, thinking that you were getting aroused to a fucking granny. Jesus Christ how horrifying.
"So, about your childhood, shall we continue?"
>Tell her what you can remember, end up spending hours and hours reminiscing with her until the moon is hung high, and the wind's a little nippy
"We can continue tomorrow if you want. In the gardens. Oh! and one more thing."
>She's jerking her hand away and towards her pelvis, smiling at you.
"No anky-spay the onkey-may while you're here. It... excites the girls."
>Give her a thumbs up before you're led to your bed chambers, you dreams haunted by a faceless woman fucking you ragged, whispering your name in a sweet, sensuous voice
>You end up meeting her in the gardens the next day, and the day after that, and after that, time seems to lose all meaning as you just spend your time talking to her and learning things from her as well
>Her name is Lamya, formerly Hana after she was forced to move from her homeland into the deserts. She's confided with you multiple times she prefers the arid clime, better for business.
>Most of her money comes from precious jewels and oil, spice trades. On more than one occasion she's hinted at how long she's been doing it, referring to a certain "Polo" kid
>Then comes a day you finally pop the question, as to how she knows your family
"It's a long story, a boring story. One that involves a foolish raccoon and a cavalier man in a time of war."
>Tell her you'll listen. So you do, sitting there with refreshments like dates and tea being served as she tells you of the trenches, the hurried runs through the heart of Europe, before the 'Cleansing' of all non-Wolves or other 'Superior races'
>She spits when she remembers the black wolves and their stern faces, judging them like the saucy Germanic bints they were before Rome
"Sorry to have depressed you. Finding and helping you with all this was basically a really, really roundabout way to repay an old debt."
>She smiles softly
"I'll understand if you want to leave after hearing my story. After all, I'm just an old raccoon and you're still quite the young stud from what I can see, at least."
>Before she can turn and leave, you grasp her wrist, looking her dead-on in the face
"Oh? Finally mustered enough courage, eh?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:37:10 2016 No.15528212 >>15528179 >Ghost that likes being tied up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:38:18 2016 No.15528219 >>15528205 Go on

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:41:15 2016 No.15528231 >>15528205 Those poor 6 million tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:41:57 2016 No.15528234 Fat, faceless, old foxes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:41:59 2016 No.15528235 >>15528164 It's like one of those stereotype paradoxes that kills a robot. The girls just get really confused and their heads hurt. >He wants it >But it's not rape if he wants it >He wants it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:42:44 2016 No.15528240 >>15528234 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:44:00 2016 No.15528244 >>15528234 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:44:03 2016 No.15528246 >>15527367 No, but doing actual magic and blinking away would work. Alternatively a ward that prevents Monsters from touching you. Just whatever you do, make sure to not get a ward that shocks the monster touching you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:44:06 2016 No.15528248 >>15528234 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:44:44 2016 No.15528250 >>15528234 Nough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:44:49 2016 No.15528252 >>15528235 So use reverse psychology. >Please don't rape me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:45:48 2016 No.15528257 >>15528235 The perfect deterrent. I'd be laughing like a madman in my room after I took a walk with that shirt on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:46:03 2016 No.15528258 >>15528234 I want to fuck them and give them faces

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:46:20 2016 No.15528260 Little boys getting raped and turned into semen dispensers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:46:32 2016 No.15528262 >>15528234 no Thick, pretty, 1000-year-old foxes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:46:57 2016 No.15528264 >>15528260 NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:47:27 2016 No.15528266 >>15528260 Brave Paladin's protecting them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:48:02 2016 No.15528267 >>15528262 Gay. I bet you like think masculine cloacas are fine too, don't you? Dyke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:49:29 2016 No.15528271 File: 187 KB, 789x958, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528266 Brave Paladins being teased and hit on by monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:49:54 2016 No.15528274 >>15528266 So they can rape them themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:49:59 2016 No.15528275 >>15528260 YES

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:50:12 2016 No.15528276 >>15528260 Time to go DEUS VULT on this rape party.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:50:35 2016 No.15528278 >>15528271 that's ok

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:51:49 2016 No.15528284 YUGE slime http://imgur.com/a/nO8XY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:52:20 2016 No.15528287 File: 312 KB, 800x1200, 1428879060878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528266 Sure. "Protect" them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:54:37 2016 No.15528290 >>15528284 >dat THICK Slime This is by that Himejiru artist, nice shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:54:53 2016 No.15528292 >>15528284 >Cumflating a slime I had no idea how much I wanted that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:54:54 2016 No.15528291 >>15528284 Keep your slimes away from Holst milk lads, jesus fuck.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:54:59 2016 No.15528294

>>15528260
Little John was 7 when he was captured and raped by a Minotaur
Little John was a good, honest kid on the way to greatness
Little John is now 12, he already had sex with over 580 different monster girls
His days are now spent doing nothing but having mindless sex

Your son might be the next little John, say NO to prepubescent rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:56:06 2016 No.15528300 >>15528291 keep your Holst away from my slime nerd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:56:34 2016 No.15528303 >>15528294 I'm going to rape a Minotaur for Little John!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:57:12 2016 No.15528305 >>15528011 >>15528069 Being known for having a heavily gaurded house with many magical traps and wards. It would be amusing to constantly have desperate monstergirls try and get into my house, only for them to fail constantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:57:15 2016 No.15528306 >>15528291 Never! It's all I'll give them and the kobolds, although the kobolds will get fruits, veggies, etc, to keep them healthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:57:16 2016 No.15528307 >>15528294 >he already had sex with over 580 different monster girls >580 over a period of 5 years >Once every three days if each only has sex JUST ONCE and we all know that's unlikely damn son

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:58:12 2016 No.15528312 >>15528303 Oh, my pure, unsuspecting Paladin friend, I will remember you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:58:13 2016 No.15528313 >>15528294 >Shota >Not being husbando'd by one of the first monstergirls Sorry this is paladin propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:58:34 2016 No.15528316 >>15528284 Oh yes yes oh my god yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:58:37 2016 No.15528317 >>15528138 >Do you have an "special indigent" in your pastries? Just good old fashion ingredients but it would taste so good that monster girls would wonder if I did use something different.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:58:58 2016 No.15528321 >>15528306 Are we fattening Kobolds now too? Haven't Kobolds endured enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:59:29 2016 No.15528324 >>15528303 >Paladin_of_Justice.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:59:44 2016 No.15528325 File: 1.38 MB, 276x232, george lucas ejaculating.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528284 >starts lactating after he cums in her tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 18:59:50 2016 No.15528326 >>15528312 I'm no Paladin, just a normal man getting revenge for an innocent boy!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:01:01 2016 No.15528332
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>>15528294
I imagine that sort of thing would be the big controversy in MGC schools.

>"No rape? Why even have Forced Sex 101 then?" said Shoggoth-sensei, a local teacher and senior member of the Ministry for Yandere Abductions and Surprise Sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:02:18 2016 No.15528336 >>15528325 >Posting gay sex gif >He thinks it's actually milk on her breasts Did your local priest teach you that it's milk that comes out of a man's pants-stick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:02:34 2016 No.15528340 >>15528321 I was just going for some shortstack, ultra busty kobolds but sure, why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:02:50 2016 No.15528341 >>15528284 Slimes really are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:03:59 2016 No.15528344 >>15528340 As long as you don't go full meme with it we won't have any problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:04:57 2016 No.15528350 >/hpg/ gets invaded with rape fetishists again This is why we can't have nice things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:05:25 2016 No.15528352 >>15528344 Nah nah, you brought it up so now we're doing it. We're going full meme just so you can learn a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:06:09 2016 No.15528354 >>15528350 I mean /hbg/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:08:12 2016 No.15528360 >>15528352 fug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:10:21 2016 No.15528364 >>15528332 I'm sure most elementary school teacher would refrain from rape On the other hand, anything from middle school and onward is a war zone Sending boys to public schools is a terrible idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:12:12 2016 No.15528371 File: 268 KB, 328x480, charging.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please remember to charge your Kiki regularly to ensure their well-being and happiness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:15:06 2016 No.15528377 >>15528371 If only I had a Kiki, I would not be here. It's even sadder when I actually take this seriously and am often on the verge of tears/depression.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:17:18 2016 No.15528384 Friendly reminder that the only fabric Kikis should be allowed to wear is latex.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:18:04 2016 No.15528390

>>15528205
>Knock Lamya onto her hands and knees, her tail expectantly waving, the best thing about being naked is that with no clothes you don't have to fiddle with them to get ready for some intimacy, or fun
"Come on now, boy. I may be a lady but I can only be made to wait for so long."
>Press at the base of her tail, she lets out a small, pleased purr, panting and whimpering as you finger her quickly moistening slit
>She's gyrating her hips and ass at you
"I'm ready when you are~"
>Slap her ass curtly, eliciting a yelp of surprise from her
"Oh, so that's how we're doing this? I'm ready now, M-a-s-t-e-r <3~"
>Stick your helmet against her slit and press in, there's some resistance before everything caves in, she lets out a wince as you feel something warm against your cock
>There's a small plip-plip-plip as blood comes out
"S-See? I told you I wasn't a homewrecker. Now, what are you going to do now that I'm yours?"
>You're sitting there, cock buried in the woman who hired you, no... the woman who stole your heart
>After a minute you start thrusting, matching the cadence of her hips to yours so you start giving her maximum penetration
>You can feel the plumpness of her cheeks, and the faint smell of a desert flower, in your mind, she's absolutely perfect, shortness and all
>It's not long before you feel your cock twitching inside of her, and it becomes pretty apparent how hard you're holding her against your pelvis
>Sit down, try to relax, but Lamya's not having any of that. Pulling you in for a kiss, you feel a small ball go into your throat, bringing you back up to full mast.
"We can't have you losing steam so soon, I may be yours now. But I intend to keep the promise about your children."
>Straddling you, she lowers herself onto you, bracing both of your shoulders with her hands
"Just sit back and enjoy it, my love <3~"
>Hug her against you, feeling the warmth of her now lactating breasts against your chest as she bounces up and down in quick thrusts
>You're still trying to collect your addled nerves when you finally snap out of it, standing up, Lamya still situated on your cock
"Woah there!"
>Grab both of her ass cheeks in your hands, her legs wrapped around your waist, pussy still enveloping your cock
"Now where, pray tell are we going?"
>The bedroom, you tell her, you at least want to see her face when you finish this time
"My my, what a romantic~"
>With each step, you can feel yourself going deeper and deeper into her, and each time her lower bits give you a small spasm
>By the time you lay her onto her back in the middle of the bedroom, her juices and the semen from before are intermingled together
>You pounce on top of her, silencing her with a kiss as you jackhammer her pelvis, putting her into a mating press before you thrust as deep as you can go and let loose a torrent of seed
>The Tanuki screams into your mouth while you pump her full of your children, and finally speaks up while the sweat cools on your bodies later on
"I'm sorry for lying to you about being a virgin."
>I kind of figured
"Oho? and how's that?"
>Nobody in their right mind uses 'tiger in bed', it's 'fucks like a tiger'
"Ass."
>Wife
"Hmhm... maybe I am."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:21:00 2016 No.15528406 >>15528390 Oh here we go, I hope you pastebin this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:22:18 2016 No.15528411 File: 2.80 MB, 2000x4500, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528371 But what if my Kiki doesn't charge with head pats?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:27:19 2016 No.15528427 >>15528411 They all do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:29:57 2016 No.15528439 Would a kiki momster give head pats to her son?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:30:29 2016 No.15528442 File: 1.13 MB, 1280x1440, 1466742644762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here have a plump faggot cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:31:58 2016 No.15528445 >>15528442 Someone gave that cat far too much holst milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:32:52 2016 No.15528449 File: 139 KB, 680x1251, 1467232205436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528371 Be wary the dangers of overcharging

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:34:30 2016 No.15528454 >>15528442 fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:34:31 2016 No.15528455 >>15528445 Well she is a cat, and cat's love milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:35:39 2016 No.15528462 >>15528439 Only when he is young to get him to sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:36:56 2016 No.15528463 >>15528449 So what happens when you over charge a Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:37:05 2016 No.15528464 File: 187 KB, 1129x909, 1465868783222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528406 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ http://pastebin.com/xM1ergGC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:37:41 2016 No.15528470 File: 33 KB, 94x94, 1451144159292.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528411 Then keep patting until she does. And she does, she just doesn't know it yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:38:30 2016 No.15528474 >>15528454 Nothing wrong with a fat monster girl. Unless she's obese. Plumpness goes a long way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:39:00 2016 No.15528478 >>15528442 The cuddliest cat. Gonna give her sweets and rub her belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:39:20 2016 No.15528479 >>15528464 Bless you shoggocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:39:56 2016 No.15528480 >>15528463 They start shaking and turn the rape up to 11

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:41:05 2016 No.15528484 >>15528478 Even if she's spouting off shitty memes to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:41:25 2016 No.15528486 >>15528464 Why are Tanukis so damn cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:41:39 2016 No.15528487 >>15528463 >Overcharge Kikimora >Her eyes turn into fucking DEUS VULT EYEBEAM tier headlights as she rapes you into the floor >All while holding your hands and maintaining eye contact, telling you to make a fucking mess out of her pussy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:42:20 2016 No.15528488 >>15528442 Imagine the jiggle her asscheeks make as you spank them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:42:48 2016 No.15528489 >>15528484 Yep, just gonna give her some mememilk back. If she wants memes, she's getting memes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:44:55 2016 No.15528494 >>15528488 Complete with that cute, smug look on her face. Cant' forget her thick thighs anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:48:24 2016 No.15528499 >>15528487 >Kikimora with head pats: "I am growing Stronger."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:49:24 2016 No.15528500 File: 135 KB, 800x600, badmaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528411 >>15528427 Might be those "Naughty French Maid" edition Kiki's that I hear are recharged by spankings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:49:28 2016 No.15528501 >>15528463 >>15528487 Somebody post the picture, you know the one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:52:10 2016 No.15528505 >>15528500 >French Oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:54:53 2016 No.15528511 File: 231 KB, 850x1235, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528500 I can get behind this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:57:05 2016 No.15528516 File: 890 KB, 1269x1800, 1468367825773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15527922 >>15527870 >>15527861 But best girl has tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:58:10 2016 No.15528518 What happens when you spider best friend makes you a tux out of her silk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 19:59:31 2016 No.15528522 Isn't there going to be a part 4 of yandere moth girl coming soon? I know someone posted a preview page on /a/ a while ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:01:57 2016 No.15528527 >>15528522 You're counting Housewife edition as part three? I thought it was more a spin-off than a sequel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:03:04 2016 No.15528530 >>15528518 She wants to marry you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:03:17 2016 No.15528531 >>15528527 Apparently the "spin-off" is just a dream/nightmare the MC had

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:03:57 2016 No.15528533 >>15528479 I need to just change my name to that, officially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:06:35 2016 No.15528543 >>15528390 >Hug her against you, feeling the warmth of her now lactating breasts against your chest as she bounces up and down in quick thrusts My fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:08:21 2016 No.15528546 >>15528516 Gross!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:10:14 2016 No.15528551 Why are Ushi so cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:13:22 2016 No.15528562 >>15528551 Because they are fluffy balls of rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:13:41 2016 No.15528564 >>15528551 Why are Ushi-Oni called cow monsters? Shouldn't Holsts or Minotaurs be called that? Then again, these folks aren't the best at naming things based on their light novel titles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:15:08 2016 No.15528573 >>15528564 Because they have a cow skull on their crotch. And doesn't Ushi Oni literally translate as "spider cow?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:15:23 2016 No.15528574 File: 837 KB, 1000x1000, 1467689034400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528546 Sounds like a reeducation specialist Mindflayer will have to be sent to your home. >>15528562 >>15528564 >>15528551

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:15:49 2016 No.15528576 >>15528562 It isn't rape if they ask

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:17:11 2016 No.15528583 >>15528574 Does thd seal have to be red?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:17:30 2016 No.15528585 >>15528551 >>15528562 >>15528564 >>15528574 I don't like spider cows! They're scary, mean and very rude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:17:32 2016 No.15528586 >>15528573 >"spider cow?" No, there's no reference to spider. Ushi = Cow, Ox Oni = Demon

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:18:16 2016 No.15528589

>>15528564
>The Ushi-Oni (牛鬼?, Ox Oni (demon)), or gyūki, is a creature which appears in the folklore of Japan. There are various kinds of ushi-oni, all of them some sort of monster with a horned, bovine head.
KC may have also taken inspiration from Nurarihyon no Mago.
http://i.imgur.com/WYEedkS.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:18:58 2016 No.15528591 File: 1.52 MB, 1907x2000, 1467691813801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528585 Wow racist much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:21:14 2016 No.15528595 >>15528573 If it's name were Ushi Gumo, then sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:21:19 2016 No.15528596 >>15528591 But it's true! They destroy homes, annoy men that dislike them and make little boys cry!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:22:27 2016 No.15528598 >>15528576 But they don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:22:40 2016 No.15528600 File: 1.66 MB, 1816x1730, 1467692113533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528596 No, they spread a message of love and peace. The only monster here is you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:24:40 2016 No.15528604 >>15528600 They destroy nature, damage people's property and steal whenever they can! Ushi Onis are like every other spider girl, completely untrustworthy!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:26:18 2016 No.15528609

>>15528518
> You've got a date with the confident, outgoing, sporty jinko from work
> Mention to your shy beta arachne childhood friend that you've got nothing to wear
> "S-spidergirls make clothes anon. I mean, if y-you were to mar-"
> "You can make me an outfit! Great, thanks! A suit would be great. My date's on Tuesday. I owe you one!"
> "O-oh... okay..."
> If you were paying attention, you could actually see the exact moment when her heart breaks in two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:29:13 2016 No.15528617 >>15528604 >every other spider girl, completely untrustworthy! You've just made an enemy for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:31:55 2016 No.15528625 >>15528617 You like bad girls anon, spiders are a disgusting animal and spider girls are very untrustworthy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:33:19 2016 No.15528630 I want a red feathered harpy chick to sit upon my shoulder as I go about my day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:34:30 2016 No.15528634 >>15528630 With fluffy baby feathers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:34:35 2016 No.15528638 >>15528625 I like bad girls with large breasts and tasty milk. I'm just throwing that out there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:36:08 2016 No.15528644 >>15528634 Yep. She'd Oooo and aaaah at the the new things she sees and her eyes would sparkle with childish wonder as we go about the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:39:20 2016 No.15528654 >>15528609 I'll ask her to make a suit for my wedding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:39:27 2016 No.15528656 Big Booty Spiders

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:44:05 2016 No.15528667 >>15528638 Ushi milk is terrible.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:47:26 2016 No.15528677 [DELETED]

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>>15525580
I know a couple of guys last thread wanted some recaps but I'm having a bit of an issue. I just got shifted to a new department at work and because of that I'll be working much later. That means the only way I'll be able to get anything done is if I post the recap once the thread is almost dead, or has just been up for a long time; IE, like now. If that's okay, great, happy to do it, but if that defeats the point then there's not much I can do until I get an off day; which I also won't be having many of for a while.

On the plus side the two fellows that hate the idea will get some peace and quiet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:49:57 2016 No.15528683 >>15528609 I want to marry the spider and tell her she is better than Athena

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:52:15 2016 No.15528693 File: 190 KB, 800x512, YOU SAY SOME STUPID SHIT ANON.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528667 How can you knowingly hate chocolate milk anon? I want a fucking answer because I'm allergic to chocolate and I still love chocolate milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:53:26 2016 No.15528700 File: 65 KB, 796x800, DARE, DARE TO KEEP ALL YOUR DREAMS ALIVE!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528630

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:54:53 2016 No.15528710 >>15528693 Ushis don't have chocolate milk, who told you that lie?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:55:17 2016 No.15528712 >>15528700 Thats nice but I'd have this girl riding on my shoulders or napping in my lap like she was in a nest after a long day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:56:26 2016 No.15528717 >>15528710 You never drank from one haven't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:56:32 2016 No.15528718 >>15528712 I see no problem with this...?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:57:36 2016 No.15528724

>>15528644
> She'd Oooo and aaaah at the the new things she sees and her eyes would sparkle with childish wonder as we go about the day.

Monstergirls being amazed by human stuff is adorable whatever their age.
I want to show a curious mg all the stuff we just take for granted and listen to her squee with amazement.
Then take her to bed and make her squee with my dick.
Risne and repeat every day for the rest of our lives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:58:09 2016 No.15528729 >>15528718 The one you posted is too big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 20:59:46 2016 No.15528742 File: 107 KB, 800x500, 1454983720993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528712

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:00:22 2016 No.15528743 >>15528609 im pretty sure his date will tell him to talk to the poor arachne

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:02:21 2016 No.15528753 >>15528742 Yep. She'd snuggle up in a blanket and snooze with a happy little smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:03:03 2016 No.15528757 >>15528717 Of course not, why would I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:03:36 2016 No.15528761 >>15528724 I want to do this with a ryu who was sheltered her whole life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:04:38 2016 No.15528772 >>15528644 Will she stretch out her whole body while clutching you with her feet to snag onto to strangers to talk to them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:06:37 2016 No.15528785 File: 35 KB, 279x298, Smug Wan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528729 Non-sense, you are simply too small for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:08:23 2016 No.15528796 How do I break it to a Spider Girl who has a crush on me that I have arachnaphobia?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:09:05 2016 No.15528799

>>15528772
She'd probably start up idle conversation while we are waiting in line or standing around.

She'd be a genki girl without a doubt.

>>15528785
>red feathered dire harpy chick that rides around on you.

Sounds nice, although she'd be quite sad when I finally tell her she's too big to ride on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:09:29 2016 No.15528804 >>15528796 You let her help you get over it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:15:48 2016 No.15528840 >>15528799 > Sounds nice, although she'd be quite sad when I finally tell her she's too big to ride on me. "Eh-hehe... if I'm too big to ride on your shoulders, that must mean I'm grown up enough to ride you... elsewhere. <3"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:18:15 2016 No.15528851 >>15528840 Well, she could ride on my back, although I'd tire out quite quickly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:18:16 2016 No.15528852 >>15528743 > Alpha jinko passing up a night of feral passion to give a beta arachne a break In her fucking dreams

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:21:23 2016 No.15528862 File: 743 KB, 1920x1080, 1468280592548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528852

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:30:18 2016 No.15528890 >>15528851 She'll flap her wings in an attempt to help you out, like that one wyvern latenight made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:32:07 2016 No.15528902 >>15528890 But I don't want her to tire herself out like that! Guess I'll just have to get good for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:38:32 2016 No.15528935 >>15528902 At the begining you can take turns, you walk for a while and then she flaps while you rest. Still, when you get good, remember to carry her in your arms. I'm sure she is waiting for that day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:38:57 2016 No.15528939 File: 384 KB, 2117x1113, Bima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:39:42 2016 No.15528941 >>15528935 Oh, don't worry, princess carries will be a must.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:41:27 2016 No.15528946

>>15528761
> Anon! The humangirl slut in front of the moving map on the talking box said it's going to rain at 6pm tomorrow!
> And she's right! But how could she know? She didn't use nephelomancy, I'd be able to tell?
> T-they do it using cli-mate mod-els? What's that?
> Sat-ell-ites? Com-pu-ters?
> Oh, humans are so *cute* with their gadgets! You'll never be as good as monsters, but you really try hard! It's adorable!
> And, I mean, phew, all this weather talk...
> We ryus ~really~ like that sort of thing, anon.
> Let me show you a hot, wet storm rapidly approaching the bedroom~

On the negative side, ryus tend to ban their husbands from watching the weathergirls as they consider it close to adultery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:43:37 2016 No.15528953 >>15528941 But even then, I'm sure you're gonna get tired from carrying her around so much. You'll need a place pretty soft and wide so you can put her down and maybe rest for a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:45:23 2016 No.15528965 >>15528939 Is this based off of a pogeyman or am I just retarded? Still, nice work and it's nice to see you back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:46:46 2016 No.15528974 >>15528953 Well, we could always relax on the couch after a long day of walking around. Maybe watch some TV.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:48:29 2016 No.15528982 File: 1.28 MB, 4299x1317, Lamia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528965 It's for a large illustration for this image and that one >>15525870 I think I still have four more characters to draw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:49:15 2016 No.15528985 >>15528982 I see now.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 21:52:17 2016 No.15529006
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>>15528761
>Showing the world to a Dragon that spent centuries in her cave
>"No Dragon-chan, you can't add that to your hoard."

Dealing with dragons must be a blessing and a curse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:01:15 2016 No.15529032 >>15528974 I don't know, Anon. You might be tired but she still has her energy left. She might try to waste that energy through the only means she knows, after all, both of you are in a pretty comfortable place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:04:21 2016 No.15529043 >>15529006 >"No Dragon-chan, you can't add that to your hoard." Sounds like a good way to go about getting your village burned down desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:05:26 2016 No.15529050 >>15529032 Maybe once wouldn't hurt. She was a good girl after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:08:44 2016 No.15529064 >>15528677 >the two fellows that hate the idea It already sounds like you're going to be up yourself over this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:09:01 2016 No.15529067 >>15526315 Looks yandere as fuck. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:13:22 2016 No.15529082 >>15527810 Well done, but you could use with some more self-advertisement. A related image to make it stick out more, at least. Personally, I'm looking forward to what soldier-Anon has to say about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:13:38 2016 No.15529085 >>15526620 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:15:16 2016 No.15529091 >>15529043 Just give her a wet kiss to put out the fire in her mouth. She is a dragon AND a lady, if she wants something then I can buy it for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:17:41 2016 No.15529098 File: 648 KB, 1050x910, 57870328_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:18:43 2016 No.15529103 >>15527196 Wonder if the symbols on the collar are her name or something else. MGE "script".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:20:37 2016 No.15529107 >>15529098 This is what step ladders are for.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:22:13 2016 No.15529111
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>>15528724
>We have furnaces to warm our houses and insulation to keep the heat in
>No we do not need to keep hugging indoors it's very warm, even if it is snowing outside
>Wrapping your scarf around me is making me sweat
>Please miss Yeti I'm getting heat stroke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:24:41 2016 No.15529121 >>15527899 Fuck you rat! What does sewer thrash know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:25:35 2016 No.15529123 >>15529111 I want a monster girl to accidentally kill me, and then cry because she loved me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:30:21 2016 No.15529141 >>15529098 >that yandere doujin of hers [Profound Feelings of Joy]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:32:08 2016 No.15529150 >>15529123 I want to become an incubus against my will and horrify my "wife" by killing myself in front of her cell every night!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:34:40 2016 No.15529160 >>15526462 >India: Holstaurus Sacred tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:37:37 2016 No.15529174 >>15529123 I want my waifu to go berserk and hurt me so badly that she hears me say before entering a coma is "No need to worry, I will always love you"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:37:42 2016 No.15529175 >>15529064 >It already sounds like you're going to be up yourself over this. >you're going to be up yourself >to be up yourself I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:37:48 2016 No.15529177 I want to become an incubus and cumflate lolis with my massive dong!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:38:46 2016 No.15529179 >>15529174 You're an idiot, but you reminded me of something good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:39:59 2016 No.15529188 >>15529177 >not ogres Casul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:43:36 2016 No.15529203 >>15529179 What did you remember? Wouldn't you want your waifu to cling to your almost lifeless body? Showing you how much she needs you and how important you are to her? My heart got a boner thinking about those things.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:44:38 2016 No.15529208

>>15529175
You're already saying people who don't want the recaps are just these two people, it sounds stupid and arrogant.
Like when Commercial invented a single anon he called "bitch-kun" who was responsible for any and all posts insulting or disagreeing with him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:45:08 2016 No.15529211 File: 240 KB, 1071x1153, 1468377908432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Arachnophobia anon won't be able to resist this! Then he'll accept the love for sure!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:46:52 2016 No.15529217 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be sure to give that nice ryu down the street a few kind words and a date. She's been following you for a while and may turn incendiary should you not pay attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:47:08 2016 No.15529218 >>15529211 Fear is just another kind of love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:47:25 2016 No.15529219 >>15529211 >Brownies What variety of havoc could one wreak with "special" brownies in MGC? I feel like finding out they're only laced with pot would be a relief with all the other shit likely to make its way in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:48:13 2016 No.15529223 What is the purest expression of love? hard mode: without physical contact

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:48:25 2016 No.15529224 >>15529217 What's an old hag like her gong to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:48:37 2016 No.15529225 >>15529219 >pot sex So chill.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:49:05 2016 No.15529226

>>15529203
Oh it's nothing great, just an old "story". A man is on the lam after ripping out his mother's heart from her chest. He goes far into the badlands, into increasingly difficult terrain. While making his way through there, he trips and falls. His mother's heart asks did you hurt yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:50:26 2016 No.15529234 >>15529211 Fate really is an ironic bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:50:47 2016 No.15529236 >>15529211 I'll never accept their love!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:51:45 2016 No.15529241

>>15529224
The usual.
Wrap you up in her coils, take you to her home, show you the shrine she made, chide you for forgetting that she's a childhood friend despite the photos having her be far older and obviously shooped in, and ask you if this is all moving too fast and if she just came off as a little crazy.
You don't think she's crazy do you?
Do you?!

>>15529223
Daughteru showing you a picture of your family holding hands under a smiling sun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:51:59 2016 No.15529245 >>15529217 I want to tease her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:53:14 2016 No.15529246 >>15529241 We never knew each other s kids, and she's much older the me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:53:14 2016 No.15529247 File: 405 KB, 973x1271, as happy as her.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529223 Smiles!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:57:38 2016 No.15529270

>>15529211
To me at least regardless of what kind of monster girl, I'd have to politely decline her gift as I can't trust anything or gift a monster girl gives me to be safe. If it's food or drink it's probably filled with knock out drugs and made so I can be assaulted/ raped. If it's something else, I still will think it's got knockout stuff on it and way too suspicious to trust. When will monster girls learn that if they want to get to know me and start dating me, all they have to do is ask nicely ,be respectful and don't try to assault me/ rape me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:59:02 2016 No.15529275 >>15529270 She just wanted to make brownies you fucking racist.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:00:00 2016 No.15529280

>>15529270
>When will monster girls learn that if they want to get to know me and start dating me, all they have to do is ask nicely ,be respectful and don't try to assault me/ rape me?
You know, I find myself with similar reactions. In most scenarios where I'm being assaulted/forced (ESPECIALLY in my own home) my usual reaction is to fight tooth and nail even if it's not the smart move. As soon as I'm asked politely or flirted with I absolutely slut it up though. Odd, no?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:00:41 2016 No.15529284

>>15529225
>A Cheshire Cat from the college you go to will never vastly overestimate her pot tolerance and end up getting high off her considerable ass.
>She'll never sneak her way into your room and just float around without any underwear on, making remarks about the universe and our place in it.
>She'll never notice you after about a hour or rambling and then lazily float over to you before grabbing you by the head.
>She'll never look at you with adoring eyes and admit that she's had a crush on you since the first day of school but just couldn't find the right moment to confess.
>She'll never kiss you passionately before flipping around and waving her ass in your face.
>You'll never give in to lust and plow her from behind while she moans and squeals.
>You'll never shove her on to the bed and pump into her while she wraps her arms around your head and whispers demands for you to go faster into your ear.
>You'll never fall asleep in the afterglow, still balls deep in her.
>You'll never get to see her blush before grinning widely when she wakes up and finds you sleeping next to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:03:02 2016 No.15529298 >>15529247 I want to destroy that smile by telling her that gold and jewels are empty in the end, you can't take them with you and she's wasted her life hoarding wealth.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:03:10 2016 No.15529300

>>15529275
I have to be careful man, you never know what monster girls will try to put in them to get what they want forcefully. Also I'm not a racist, i'd be equally suspicious regardless if it was monster girl of any kind or a human girl getting me a gift, especially one I never encountered before in my life.
>>15529280
Actually it's not to odd, it just means you respect girls who treat you with respect and like them because of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:04:19 2016 No.15529306 >>15529280 >>15529270 >only sane men

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:07:01 2016 No.15529313 >>15529284 I'd be up to this if that shit didn't smell so nasty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:07:25 2016 No.15529316 >>15529300 >it just means you respect girls who treat you with respect and like them because of that. Well that's certainly an interesting way to look at it. Certainly seems to line up with my values elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:07:49 2016 No.15529318 >>15529313 Good point.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:08:22 2016 No.15529321 [DELETED]

>>15529208
>You're already saying people who don't want the recaps are just these two people, it sounds stupid and arrogant.
there were only two people who voiced their dislike; and there were only three or so people (which is why I said "couple") which voiced their desire. The rest of the thread don't care

to be perfectly honest it's kinda arrogant for you to project your emotions on to me. There were two people so I said there were too people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:09:30 2016 No.15529324 >>15529298 Joke's on you, she already knows that. For a dragon to have a smile bright like that means that she has something more valuable than gold and jewels is her hoard. >>15529226 That's a pretty nice little story indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:09:39 2016 No.15529325 >>15529313 You act like pot from Wonderland wouldn't smell like cotton candy or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:13:21 2016 No.15529342 >>15529316 That's how it should be for if a girl shows clear interest and wants to form a relationship with you, it's natural to take her politeness/ friendless by paying it back as you go out on a lovely date with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:15:22 2016 No.15529347 >>15529324 Whatever it is, she will lose it in the end. We all die alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:15:55 2016 No.15529351 >>15529284 >Drugs No. I'm reporting the dude weed lmao Cheshire to the school authorities so she can be expelled. Fucking degenerate cat, she's lucky I don't report her to the Philippines President.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:19:02 2016 No.15529361 MG meets a man with anhedonia that not even mamono mana can fix. What now bitches.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:19:15 2016 No.15529364

>>15529342
>by paying it back as you go out on a lovely date with her.
That's not what I said though; I said slut and I damn well meant it. A date's certainly not out of the question, but I'd respond almost as well to "ay boy, you wan sum tailpussy?" Or at least that's how it works in my head. It'd probably be marginally less terrible in real life.

Admittedly though, part of that is because I can headcanon slutty MGs as taking better care of themselves than equivalent actual women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:19:23 2016 No.15529367 >>15529351 Legal in my state anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:21:33 2016 No.15529374 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 1448411794748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why aren't you fucking your momster? Don't you know she loves you as a mother and a woman. It's been forever since she's felt a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:21:52 2016 No.15529377 >>15529347 Nah, we may die alone, but at least we'll have something else waiting for us on the other side. Remember, Anon, death is just a new beginning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:22:39 2016 No.15529380 >>15529374 We doing this now? The focus has changed from daughterus to moms?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:22:54 2016 No.15529383 >>15529270 What if she ate some in front of you?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:23:22 2016 No.15529387

>>15529367
>Legal in my state
>In my state
Meanwhile ten year old vampires can buy garlic, you can grow as much catnip as you want anywhere the shit doesn't die, there's a Starbucks on damn near every corner and moths can get high by huffing THEMSELVES. Some MGs have all the luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:24:01 2016 No.15529390 >>15529377 >death is just a new beginning [CONTINUED LAUGHTER]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:24:35 2016 No.15529393 >>15529374 >It's been forever since she's felt a man. Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:24:40 2016 No.15529394 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x707, GAMES WITH SNAKE AND BIRDS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no monster girl to game with Why does life torment me so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:24:44 2016 No.15529395 >>15529364 Well if that's what work best for you, if it isn't broke don't fix it. She ask you answer her request and never think twice about not doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:24:50 2016 No.15529397 File: 343 KB, 500x706, 1454425900084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529380 mature and experienced is the way to go, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:25:11 2016 No.15529398 Our numbers have fallen a bit haven't they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:25:49 2016 No.15529401 >>15529367 Putting your dick in a meat grinder is legal too but it's still retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:26:34 2016 No.15529402 >>15529383 No dice, she's probably immune to whatever she put in it. >>15529393 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:26:59 2016 No.15529405 >>15529401 Cut her some slack anon, she's young and experimenting. I'd bet you did some stupid shit when you were young too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:27:41 2016 No.15529409 >>15529402 >Explain I want to break my momsters hymen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:28:00 2016 No.15529411 >>15529397 >motherfu wearing a crucifix while you commit acts of carnal depravity with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:28:19 2016 No.15529413 >>15529405 Maybe, but never drugs. In fact, I bet she did them on campus too. That would definitely be grounds for expulsion. Bon voyage seth rogan cat.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:28:19 2016 No.15529414

>>15529383
Well after waiting a bit to see if it has any effect on her, I'd defiantly be more inclined to try them so long as she also watches me eat them. If things go well and no effect bad or otherwise happen to me, we can see about going out on a date so we can get to know each other better, especially her and why she likes me in the first place/ about her in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:28:35 2016 No.15529415 >>15529405 Takes me back to that time I fucked a pair of shirohebi twins. Listen kids, when people say "don't stick your dick in crazy" don't take it for granted. Especially not when the crazy has magic and is capable of crushing you with its tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:29:18 2016 No.15529421 >>15529409 Virginity is grossly overrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:29:34 2016 No.15529423 >>15529415 stop

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:29:54 2016 No.15529424

>>15529387
>Be some shitty cashier at a 24/7 supermaket
>10 year old Vampire comes in, alone, at 2:30 in the morning
>Wants to buy a big bag of garlic cloves
>She looks really nervous, keeps looking around
>Ask her why she wants to buy the garlic
>"M-m-my mom's making, uh, uh, food. Chicken! My mom's making chicken and she wants garlic for, uh, seasoning."
>Refuse to sell her the garlic
>Show up to work the next night and the manager pulls you into his office to tell you that they got a call that morning from someone claiming that you told them "We don't serve your kind, bloodsucker"
>Tells you you're not allowed to refuse someone service just because of their race and that he's going to have to write you up
>Refuses to listen to what you have to say
>Later on, that same fucking 10 year old comes in and brings another big bag of garlic to your register
>It takes everyone ounce of self control you have to not reach across the counter and slap that smug fucking smile off her face

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:32:07 2016 No.15529431 >>15529424 Sounds like a good time to crush a clove in front of her, rub it on her face then totally not take embarrassing pictures to not post on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:32:38 2016 No.15529437 >>15529424 Get revenge. Make that druggie vampire loli lose her smile for good. Defanged and wings removed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:34:40 2016 No.15529441 >>15529374 But what if I have two momsters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:35:30 2016 No.15529446 >>15529437 Wouldn't they grow back? She's not an adult yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:36:34 2016 No.15529449 >>15529446 She just got her adult fangs in. They won't grow back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:36:35 2016 No.15529450 >>15529424 >Hey kid. Wanna see my tractor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:36:42 2016 No.15529451 >>15529437 The edge is real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:37:32 2016 No.15529454 >>15529446 A quick Google says "maybe." Canines fall out in the 10-12 age range. Even so, she'd still be wingless.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:38:30 2016 No.15529457

>>15529441
>You'll never be adopted by a pair of monstergirl sisters who have absolutely no idea what the fuck they're doing.
>They'll never adopt a pair of monstergirls too because they didn't want you to be lonely but failed to notice the girls were rivals with crushes on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:39:08 2016 No.15529459 >>15526454 Argentina - Dark Elf insisting she's a normal light skinned Elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:39:32 2016 No.15529461 >>15529351 >>15529401 >>15529413 Fuck off dude. America is about personal choice. You're not a better person for looking down on others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:40:17 2016 No.15529464 >>15529457 >yfw it's this easy to get a harem Those guys would have an aneurism in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:40:29 2016 No.15529465 >>15529461 DUDE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:41:30 2016 No.15529469 >>15529464 What guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:41:54 2016 No.15529471 File: 295 KB, 1500x1125, 57830281_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529454 Vampires regenerate. So it's more about teasing until they behave.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:42:05 2016 No.15529472

>>15529374
Because she never expressed this to me before or asked if I would like to from a relationship with her that's not just purely for sex. Now that she has brought it up to me and wishes to form a genuine relationship with me, I'll have sex with her, even though I've never done it before and I'm still single. I just hope my passion for my Ryu mother will make up for not having any experience when it comes to sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:43:33 2016 No.15529480 >>15529469 Have you ever tried to discuss a harem show on /a/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:45:03 2016 No.15529486 File: 636 KB, 777x1100, 1461285682414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529374 I could never do something like that to my momster!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:46:11 2016 No.15529489 >>15529480 The DxD and Testament threads seem to go well, but I do get your point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:46:45 2016 No.15529493 >>15529461 Well I guess we were all 14 at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:48:22 2016 No.15529499 >>15529486 Not even if she asked you to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:49:01 2016 No.15529503 >>15529493 Remind me what it's like, friendo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:49:20 2016 No.15529504 >>15529480 Not him but enlighten me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:50:13 2016 No.15529507 File: 312 KB, 1254x1771, 1466608914907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:52:43 2016 No.15529517 >>15529507 For what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:53:00 2016 No.15529518 >>15529499 I don't know, she would have to do some major convincing. >>15529504 Have you ever posted a Sony game on /v/?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:53:19 2016 No.15529520

>>15529504
Most harem leads nowadays get the girls because they're nice, antiharemfags hate that to death and will loudly and persistently let that fact be known to anyone who expresses any positive words about harem shows. And while it's understandable in some cases, they're so obnoxious and borderline fanatical about it that...you get the gist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:55:03 2016 No.15529529 >>15529489 >DxD and Testament threads seem to go well nope

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:56:44 2016 No.15529533 >>15529529 I've seen a lot of them go pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:57:07 2016 No.15529535 >>15529507 I want to fuck that lewd cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:58:36 2016 No.15529539 >>15529533 Well lucky you must have missed the Shinmai airing threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:00:49 2016 No.15529544 >>15529520 Harems like Rosario Vampire completely deserve the trashing they get. Still salty best girl didn't win. >>15529539 What happened?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:00:57 2016 No.15529546
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Reminder to be careful when you go bird-watching.

Some species of Harpy can be very aggressive and territorial, even if they look pretty.

Try not to get too close to their nests.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:02:07 2016 No.15529550 >>15529520 I see, thanks for telling me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:02:41 2016 No.15529552 >>15529517 >>15529507 THICC H I C C

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:03:15 2016 No.15529554 >>15529546 ANON GOES WHERE ANON DAMN WELL PLEASES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:03:57 2016 No.15529555 >>15529507 Bastet has had too much to drink!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:03:58 2016 No.15529556 >>15529546 I want to get close to that bird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:04:01 2016 No.15529557 >>15529546 I want to observe jubjub bathing habits from afar. And then get nervous when the winds shift and they start turning towards me, sniffing at the air.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:05:32 2016 No.15529563 >>15529544 ESL shitposter in every single fucking thread going on about how Basara is better than Issei. Also did this in DxD threads. Also most likely Stellafag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:06:48 2016 No.15529566 >>15529556 She doesn't want you to talk to her or her kids ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:07:03 2016 No.15529568 >>15529563 ESL? Basara?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:08:59 2016 No.15529574 >>15529566 She doesn't have kids though!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:09:17 2016 No.15529575
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>>15529557
Going to Wonderland would be worth it, just to see those gigantic bouncing bird breasts as they play about in the water.

Just be sure not to stand upwind of them if you want to stay hidden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:09:53 2016 No.15529578 >>15529568 >doesn't know what ESL means ESL please go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:10:33 2016 No.15529580 >>15529578 ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:10:56 2016 No.15529581 >>15529575 >Just be sure not to stand upwind of them if you want to stay hidden. I don't think it would even matter; jubjubs have dick sense so keen they can put a hellhound to shame. >>15529574 She's being extremely cautious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:13:37 2016 No.15529587 >>15529575 >You'll never be found and gangbanged by a group of shortstack wonderland girls while you're trying to escape. Goddamn it, why are you doing this to me boner? Why does this guy draw shortstacks so good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:15:24 2016 No.15529592 File: 62 KB, 674x393, 1546897564564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529581 It'd be creepy to see them all swivel their heads around at once to stare in your direction, already dripping wet between their legs.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:17:14 2016 No.15529595

>>15529546
I want to get close to a harpie's nest and have her try to chase me away. I want het to grab me in her talons and hoist me high in the air. I want to break free and climb on her body, putting her in a chokehold and crashing to earth. I want to fuck her as she's passed out from the blow and see her become a quivering mess as all that I've done to her assaults her at once. I want to make her my mount and systematically rape very harpy in the surrounding territories and make them mine in the same way, until I become king of the mountain of fucking and all I can survey from the top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:19:03 2016 No.15529603 >>15529592 It'd be like The Birds, only they can't fly. And bouncier. And stupider. It really wouldn't be much like The Birds, would it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:19:04 2016 No.15529604 >>15529592 I kind want to shoot her titties with a pellet gun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:20:33 2016 No.15529610 >>15529603 Close enough. Anon would get trapped in a phone booth, where the Jubjubs would press their breasts against the glass hard enough for it to start cracking.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:24:32 2016 No.15529613

>>15529603
It'd be like the Birds, only replace the horrible avian based murder with rape. Lots and lots of rape.
It'd probably be a porno come to think of it. Instead of ending like The Birds, it ends with Anon getting gangraped by Harpies of various kinds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:26:39 2016 No.15529622 So what are you going to do this fine morning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:27:28 2016 No.15529625 >>15529613 How does one combat the jub? If you throw a cloth over their head, will they calm down and go to sleep? Stumps need not apply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:27:47 2016 No.15529626 >>15529622 Masturbate and throw my used tissues out of the window. Hopefully the pile of smelly tissues nets me an oddly agitated kiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:28:24 2016 No.15529629 >>15529575 >Stand upwind I don't think Wonderland rules would give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:29:33 2016 No.15529631 Which monsters would desire to adopt human baby boys the most?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:30:29 2016 No.15529633 File: 178 KB, 700x500, 1461041481114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529629 You're probably right, Wonderland is like hard mode. None of the usual tactics for avoiding rape would work.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:30:30 2016 No.15529632

>>15529625
Let's see...

>Bags over the head
>A bunch of coyotegirls
>Spike strips
>Shiny dildos
>Shotas--it'd work for self-defense now at the cost of making the problem worse later though

>>15529631
Any answer other than echidna is objectively wrong. Valkyrie is less objectionably wrong than others though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:30:50 2016 No.15529635 >>15529631 Echidnas.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:31:44 2016 No.15529637

>>15529625
There is no combating the Jub. Your only option is to run and barricade yourself from them, and pray they don't find their way in.
Don't give in to their temptations either. Though their moaning and promises of lewd things may seem tantalizing, they shouldn't be trusted for even an instant or you'll be waking up surrounded by downy feathers, huge breasts, and a constant train of pussy until the flock is all pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:31:52 2016 No.15529638 >>15529632 Echidnas are trash tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:32:18 2016 No.15529639 >>15529632 >>15529635 But wouldn't an echidna prefer to raise a boy with heroic potential from the shadows?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:32:19 2016 No.15529640 >>15529622 Enjoy my 24th birthday with my PS4 and some vodka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:33:29 2016 No.15529643 >>15529639 Anon, imagine the cute potential of an Echidna finding an abandoned human child and then taking him in to raise him with her newborn daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:33:58 2016 No.15529647 >>15529639 Those are Valkyries, or maybe Kunoichi.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:34:14 2016 No.15529649

>>15529638
1. No, you
2. That's not relevant to the question
3. if echidna was my mom things would be different around here.

>>15529639
Not necessarily. A top-tier mom could raise him to have whatever values she wants so the whole incest bit wouldn't even matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:34:30 2016 No.15529650 >>15529622 I"m gonna go to work and hate my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:35:52 2016 No.15529654 >>15529649 Echidnas are bad! They're snakes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:36:11 2016 No.15529655 http://webm.land/w/ieak/ >based orderdog showing lazy treacherous feline her place The way it should be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:37:23 2016 No.15529658 >>15529655 Jesus fucking christ.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:38:01 2016 No.15529660
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>>15529633

I want to purposefully go to Wonderland and stay by the entrance until a Cheshire appears to guide me. Then I'll act confused and ask for help, playing the role of the lost little lamb.

Fuck yeah this is a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:38:04 2016 No.15529661 >>15529643 >>15529649 But what is the point of a monster raising a human child if she's not gonna fuck him? That's a rare opportunity wasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:38:44 2016 No.15529664 >>15529655 gouge my eyes out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:39:32 2016 No.15529665 >>15529661 >if she's not gonna fuck him? Second post here. I implied the exact opposite of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:41:00 2016 No.15529670 >>15529655 I still can't believe I just saw that. For fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:41:31 2016 No.15529675 File: 53 KB, 960x539, 1440044084706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters threaten human civilization. Join your local resistance cell today! Register as an anti-monster grump, it's totally not a set-up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:42:21 2016 No.15529680 >>15529640 Happy birthday anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:42:40 2016 No.15529681 >>15529658 >>15529664 >>15529670 Is it guro?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:43:16 2016 No.15529683 File: 257 KB, 437x360, 1468193966923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529655 I saw an MGE Anubis and Sphinx projected onto the wall and I tabbed right the fuck outta there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:43:36 2016 No.15529684 >>15529681 It's 3d cosplay, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:44:01 2016 No.15529685 >>15529661 Because he's going to end up fucking one or all of his adoptive sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:44:13 2016 No.15529686 >>15529681 Worse It's 3D

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:44:17 2016 No.15529687 >>15529681 3DPD girls cosplaying as the Anubis and Sphinx play fighting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:45:19 2016 No.15529690 >>15529683 Not even Crazy Diamond can fix this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:48:28 2016 No.15529693 >>15529655 This is why girls should stay out of this sort of thing. Why would they even think this is a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:49:16 2016 No.15529696 >>15529693 They knew it would give them attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:49:31 2016 No.15529697 File: 217 KB, 610x898, 1399535445120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529693 Girls dress up to attract mates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:50:19 2016 No.15529698 >>15529655 Where is this even at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:50:48 2016 No.15529700 >>15529693 >Why would they even think this is a good idea? It's a fine idea, you just need a fantastic body and far more skill than they had in everything. That's where the failure comes in; it's not from the trying, it's from not being good enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:51:43 2016 No.15529704 >>15529696 They could have done anything but dress up as anime porn girls and swat at each other. The whole crowd must have been so confused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:52:26 2016 No.15529706 >>15529697 I want to tenderly love that Oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:53:27 2016 No.15529709 >>15529704 You severely underestimate how desperate some whores can be for attention.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:55:05 2016 No.15529712

>>15529693
This looks more like a 'we're cosplayers and these designs look cool' situation to me rather than 'let's teach MGE to the masses starting by projecting it on the wall before a crowd', so apart from obvious amateurishness I don't quite see why it gets the reaction here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:55:14 2016 No.15529713 i'd bone them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:56:30 2016 No.15529715 >>15529712 >I don't quite see why it gets the reaction here B-b-because t-they're g-g-girls! Girls got cooties!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:59:11 2016 No.15529720 >>15529712 >>15529715 Women leave and never come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:59:33 2016 No.15529721 >>15529712 Because look at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:00:01 2016 No.15529724 >>15529720 Yeah! We're perfectly happy with our Alpbros giving us Alpjobs! Woo-woo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:01:18 2016 No.15529728 normies get out reeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:02:51 2016 No.15529730 >>15529655 I don't know what the hell you guys are so upset about, I'd fuck the shit out of those two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:03:41 2016 No.15529735 >>15529721 Having my toe stabbed repeatedly before getting numbing was less painful than that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:04:12 2016 No.15529737 Well, this escalated quickly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:04:42 2016 No.15529740 >>15529713 >>15529730 Negroes please leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:07:24 2016 No.15529744 >>15529740 Why? Cause I'd have sex with women? Do you know how alpish you sound? Or are you afraid of teh normies finding out about monstergirls? Cause let me tell you, they have fucking facebook pages dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:08:07 2016 No.15529746 File: 60 KB, 732x1090, 1449644327327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SEES ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:08:46 2016 No.15529747 >>15529744 >Fucking gutter trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:09:37 2016 No.15529748 >>15529746 >never know her mood >what she's thinking >what to buy her >if she has fun having sex with you That's the real horror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:11:03 2016 No.15529751 >>15529747 Do you know them, do you have a single fact to back that up or is this just more unsubstantiated hatred?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:11:07 2016 No.15529752 Are echidna's the kind of monster that would slip raging mushrooms into their adoptive son's food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:12:22 2016 No.15529756 >>15529752 Of course not. The first-born Echidna daughteru on the other hand would do it to their adoptive kotouto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:13:40 2016 No.15529766 >>15529751 >Cosplaying as fucking MGE monster girls for a brief moment of attention That's a pretty big indicator they're vapid whores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:13:45 2016 No.15529768 >>15529752 That and powerthirst

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:14:34 2016 No.15529770 >>15529746 I DIDN'T READ YOUR DIARY! I DON'T KNOW YOU'VE GOT A HUGE CRUSH ON GARY IN ACCOUNTING! JUST DON'T RAPE ME!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:14:41 2016 No.15529771 >>15529752 She would never! Sons are not for sexual!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:15:11 2016 No.15529774 >>15529752 Maybe eventually, but certainly not at first. You have to ease the soneru into the cloaca to prevent future trama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:15:20 2016 No.15529775 >>15529766 Okay, that does sound credible enough. Still, there's an unsavory implication there, like there's something wrong with MGE monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:15:31 2016 No.15529777 >>15529756 Would her sisters get jealous that she got to me first?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:16:28 2016 No.15529781 >>15529775 There is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:16:28 2016 No.15529782 >>15529777 They might, but Otter-nee-san is too lazy to bother. She'll wait for you to rest your head on her soft belly, then direct you downwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:16:58 2016 No.15529783 >>15529781 And that is?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:17:05 2016 No.15529784

>>15529768
But why would she want her son to get deported to Kenya? Are they already in Kenya? I'm sure she'd love it if he had a powerful thirst though.

>>15529775
>like there's something wrong with MGE monsters.
Nothing wrong with the monsters, but you've gotta admit the potential that there's something wrong with the girls that dress up like them is high.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:17:31 2016 No.15529787 >>15529752 What if the son is allergic to them, then he might die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:18:43 2016 No.15529790 >>15529655 Is this art?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:19:55 2016 No.15529792

>>15529655
>http://webm.land/w/ieak/
>Cosplays are decent
>Girls are decent

Expecting good fight choreography out of amateurs is just silly.

>>15529693
I'm with >>15529700, as aforementioned comment about choreography indicates.

>>15529712
Eh, y'never know. Girls can be pervs too, they could be interested in MGE content in general for all you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:20:11 2016 No.15529793 >>15529790 If post-modern.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:20:58 2016 No.15529796 >>15529782 Is this going to be my life? Being molested by my cute Onee-sans? Because I can think of worse lives to have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:21:04 2016 No.15529797 >>15529793 Ohhh, I see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:21:35 2016 No.15529800 >>15529787 >*cat onee-san/imouto >Can't cuddle up to them without sneezing like crazy and engaging maximum asthma mode Suffering, especially when they aren't being tsun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:23:18 2016 No.15529802 >>15529792 But MGE has little for girls unless they have a thing for corruption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:24:13 2016 No.15529804 When teaching monster teenagers always wear a fake wedding ring

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:25:15 2016 No.15529809 >>15529802 Not wholely true. Some girls may find certain traits of MGs, whether specific or in general, to be admirable. >>15529804 If you don't have a "Scent" on you, and the ring doesn't have a uniquely forged demon gem, they'll know you're faking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:25:58 2016 No.15529811 >>15529783 Their high libido might be too much for some men, along with their clinginess, morals and all that shit. Not to mention the possibility of a monster refusing to leave a man alone even if their preferences completely clashed.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:26:02 2016 No.15529812

>>15529802
Not entirely true; there's a lot of sexual empowerment going on there and a ton of slut praising. That's without going into the various fetishes the individual girls bring so saying there's "nothing" isn't close to true. You just have to be into that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:26:06 2016 No.15529814 >tfw no Kobold waifu to sit on your lap so you can nonchalantly play with her modest breasts while you watch TV

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:26:17 2016 No.15529816 >>15529802 He's right. There is also big empowerment/change fantasy potential to it for them, at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:26:33 2016 No.15529818 File: 182 KB, 850x1590, dark elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember anons: impregnate your plump waifus now so they develop that perfectly thicc milf body after they give you daughterus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:28:34 2016 No.15529822 >>15529818 Delete this. Dark Elves are too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:29:40 2016 No.15529825 File: 285 KB, 702x917, Ohohoho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529822 No, mon cherie. Dark Elves are just lewd enough.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:30:35 2016 No.15529830

>>15529812
>and a ton of slut praising
Inversely, in a society which increasingly normalizes adultery and infidelity, plenty of both men and women may find the magically locked-in loyalty shtick the MGE has going on appealing.

Hard to believe, I know, but there are women out there just as annoyed at cuck culture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:30:37 2016 No.15529831 >>15529822 No. We need need more Dark Elves. I'm just pissed I'm on my phone right now and can't dump a few pics. Remember guys. Dark Elves are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:31:01 2016 No.15529832 >>15529816 But is the trade off worth the power for most women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:31:17 2016 No.15529834 >>15529825 I normally don't care for raping Elves, but fucking Dark Elves through me into a fucking frenzy. It's like someone slips me a Raging Mushroom every time I see one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:32:43 2016 No.15529838 your waifu is stinky

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:32:43 2016 No.15529839
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>>15529811
>Their high libido might be too much for some men
Mamono mana, incubozation, raging mushrooms
>clinginess
They aren't all shirohebis and oomukades
>morals
Yes, their morals ARE fucked up
>possibility of a monster refusing to leave a man alone
You say that like women are incapable of this. I get what you're saying, I do, but unless you're writing a story or we're discussing this with a basis on OUR world, you seem to be taking this too serious.
You're just upset they aren't real aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:32:44 2016 No.15529840 >>15529834 >through You mean throw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:32:52 2016 No.15529842 >>15529825 Why did you call that anon my darling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:32:58 2016 No.15529843 Plenty of women would love to be a kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:33:53 2016 No.15529848 >>15529840 Yes, yes I did. Whoops, didn't even notice that.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:34:08 2016 No.15529849

>>15529830
Valid point. MGE does manage to play both sides there, doesn't it?

>>15529832
Doesn't have to be worth it for most women, only the ones into the fetish. There will always be SOME, and the trade off for becoming a monster is becoming beautiful and having lots of sex then getting married to man you love anyway. Or at least it can be viewed that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:34:25 2016 No.15529851 >>15529655 JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:34:37 2016 No.15529852 >>15529842 I was implying the Dark Elf was doing so. It's not like I'm some kind of cockmunching, by golly!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:35:23 2016 No.15529853 >>15529843 But would they like having to live far away from humans and marrying their targets?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:36:51 2016 No.15529858 >>15529849 >MGE does manage to play both sides there, doesn't it? Indeed; it's generally left to the individual reader/fanfic writer's interpretation in any given scenario. >>15529838 Sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:37:32 2016 No.15529860 File: 77 KB, 850x579, 1451219856971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529831 got you covered

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:37:52 2016 No.15529861 >>15529812 >>15529816 >empowerment At the end of the day MGs are cocksocks, those fucks wouldn't like them much, hell, we've already seen proof of it in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:39:50 2016 No.15529868 >>15529809 Say you have a human wife, that takes care of sent and gem

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:40:54 2016 No.15529872 >>15529861 There is empowerment in understanding you can't win or lose against dicks.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:41:00 2016 No.15529873

>>15529839
>Mamono mana
>raging mushrooms
Yeah.
>incubization
Now this is where I and possibly a lot of other men would cross the line.
>They aren't all shirohebis and oomukades
While not to that extreme, monster girls in MGE still are way more clingy than normal women and that might just be too much for some men at first.
>spoiler
Not really, I really like monster girls and all but I them being around would just be such a hassle.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:41:26 2016 No.15529876

>>15529812
> there's a lot of sexual empowerment going on there

Depends how you read it.
I mean, on the face of it, "Superpowered females dom-ing puny male adventurers and unleashing their own pervertedness AT FULL FORCE" /looks/ like female empowerment, but change your viewing angle just slightly and it becomes "Nymphomaniac magic turns any woman into a 10/10 cumslut who literally cannot stop sucking your cock!"

If you just read the profiles, I think you might come away with the first impression. If you read the settings info it tends to point to the second.

Which leads me to conclude that chicks who like it just casually skimmed a few profiles and went "Cute cat ears! Grrrl power! Omg I'm such a perv XD", and are blissfully unaware of the whole nympho-corrupt-strong-womyn-into-heart-pupil-cocksleeve-succubi thing that lurks under the hood.

But hey, "Girl fans of X only have an extremly shallow knowledge of X" ain't exactly the mindblowing thesis of the century, is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:42:05 2016 No.15529880 >>15529860 Anon no.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:42:22 2016 No.15529882

>>15529868
I don't think that they'd recognize you as "Taken" with just a human wife.

More likely, one with even the slightest tinge of yandere to her would likely break into your home while you're out, intending to corrupt your wife and then tag-team you, only to discover no such wife, nor any evidence of one.

And then you are fucked. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:42:55 2016 No.15529883 >>15529872 I read that doujin. But you can't beat the cock man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:43:06 2016 No.15529884 File: 1.15 MB, 750x1000, 1468323820452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529880 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:44:51 2016 No.15529889 >>15529880 >tfw no Lava Golem/Elf or Holstaur/Elf hybrids

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:44:56 2016 No.15529890 >>15529884 Careful, I got a ban for posting that once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:45:08 2016 No.15529893 >>15529882 > intending to corrupt your wife and then tag-team you >then tag-team you I could learn to deal with the corruption, but that other shit would drive me up the fucking wall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:45:10 2016 No.15529894 >>15529876 Couldn't have said it better.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:45:44 2016 No.15529896

>>15529872
>Can't beat the cock.jpg

>>15529876
Eh, great thing about the MGE in my opinion is, for all the shit it leads to in these threads, how much of it is up for individual interpretation. You get what you like out of it.

>But hey, "Girl fans of X only have an extremly shallow knowledge of X" ain't exactly the mindblowing thesis of the century, is it?
Pretty inaccurate one though. Personal experience, shit usually winds up 50/50 genderwise. You'll have just as many male and female fans who're goddamn obsessed with shit. And just as many of both who take a passing glance, see something they like, and call themselves a "Fan".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:46:23 2016 No.15529899 >>15529884 Damn Dark Elves, being so fucking lewd. Why are brown Monster Girls so much lewder than the pale ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:46:55 2016 No.15529903 File: 288 KB, 1000x1000, 1468387826570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Short Haired Wife I wonder if Miia would cut it at some point for an image change or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:47:10 2016 No.15529905 >>15529882 Well shit, maybe I could get one of the monster teachers to help fake a scent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:47:16 2016 No.15529906 >>15529899 Don't say that, you'll hurt the pale Elves feelings!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:48:11 2016 No.15529908

>>15529861
>At the end of the day MGs are cocksocks
While true, at the end of the same day men are also vaginafeet situationally. There's another for the list of "things I can't believe I actually just typed." The setting is a male sexual power fantasy sure, but KC set things up so most of the time girls don't actually get a terribly raw deal; Super Happy Fun Land is ultimately supposed to be super, happy and fun for all except that cunt the Chief God. You can GENERALLY scratch higher aspirations if you're a grill, but if you want a simple pleasure-filled life it's not bad.

>>15529876
>But hey, "Girl fans of X only have an extremly shallow knowledge of X" ain't exactly the mindblowing thesis of the century, is it?
Hardly. Still, depending on what you want from life is it really that hard to see how someone might want that even after reading the setting material? The shittiest part seems to be how easy it is to get turned into just whatever with little choice involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:48:12 2016 No.15529909 >>15529903 She'd cut it for character development.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:48:12 2016 No.15529910 >>15529896 Where are you getting this female fan stuff from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:48:21 2016 No.15529912 Who is your waifu, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:48:56 2016 No.15529914 >>15529906 But it's true! Dark Elves are so much lewder! There's nothing wrong with pale Elves, I'm just stating facts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:49:57 2016 No.15529918 >>15529912 Tie between Lich and Mantis.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:50:08 2016 No.15529919

>>15529903
Not a fan of that particular style, but I do think Miia with short-hair could look pretty damn nice.

>>15529905
It'd involve a lot of rubbing together anon. You can do it with clothes on, but without actual sexual contact, you'd require regular..."Applications". And who's to say how long she, or you, could maintain such a thing without it leading to further intimacy?

>>15529908
>vaginafeet
This is far, far, far, altogether far more funny than it has any right to be.

>>15529910
Life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:50:26 2016 No.15529921 >>15529908 >girls don't actually get a terribly raw deal That's not what I was getting at at all. >vaginafeet What

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:50:35 2016 No.15529922 File: 294 KB, 850x1133, 1467989495950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529914 it's because they've had more time to bake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:51:00 2016 No.15529923 >>15529919 Couldn't the Lich science teacher just hug me for it to work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:51:31 2016 No.15529924 >>15529919 >life So your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:51:38 2016 No.15529925 >>15529912 Crow Tengu. >>15529918 Pick one you slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:51:51 2016 No.15529926 File: 136 KB, 574x679, 1449516003895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529912 Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:52:10 2016 No.15529927 >>15529922 God damn Dark Elves, always making me want to rape them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:52:31 2016 No.15529928 >>15529908 >Super Happy Fun Land is ultimately supposed to be super, happy and fun for all except that cunt the Chief God. Also the gays. Lesbians, eeeeeeeeeh...fine, if I don't haveta look't'em, but gays? Nah. Fuck 'em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:53:13 2016 No.15529929 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Brown, Black, Beautiful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529912 Someone like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:53:47 2016 No.15529932 File: 1.47 MB, 2250x1800, merry_christmas_by_loen91-d9lcdxn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529912 Miia Loen picture of Miia in a daki pit soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:54:01 2016 No.15529933 >>15529925 I can't!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:54:08 2016 No.15529934 File: 1.16 MB, 1771x2500, snibako_kdf_kobolds_hires.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529912 That's her on the right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:54:18 2016 No.15529935 >>15529924 If that's the only place you can fathom going out and talking to people anon, then I'm sorry for you. >>15529923 Well, yes, sure. That'd count for the "Rubbing". But who's to say she won't get attached, with you asking for hugs every day?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:54:22 2016 No.15529936

>>15529876
> male
> just want to get dommed by stronk perverted qts with a side-dish of adventure and mythology
> profile-only MGE is muh fetish
> read settings info
> becomes a clusterfuck of corrupting, drugging, mindbreaking, and sexually degrading fem-paladins

I didn't ask for this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:55:21 2016 No.15529940 >>15529933 You must.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:55:23 2016 No.15529941 BIG BROWN BREASTS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:55:31 2016 No.15529942 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:56:20 2016 No.15529946 File: 679 KB, 735x1000, 1468323820453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529927 >"you want to w-what? p-please don't hurt me"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:56:25 2016 No.15529947 >>15529940 I can't! I love them too much!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:56:46 2016 No.15529949

>>15529921
>That's not what I was getting at at all.
What, were you talking about the whole "human women would hate MGs" thing? Almost undoubtedly so, but I thought we were talking about girls that want to BE monster girls, not be forever inferior next to them.

>What
Really? What goes inside of a vagina? What goes inside of a sock? It's the proverbial bolt to the proverbial nut. The point being that men also get treated like sex toys by women in-world at least sometimes.

>>15529928
>Also the gays.
What are you talking about? The gays get turned into females and thus cured of teh gei. It's a solution so perfect Jesus would weep. As for the lesbians they can always trip, fall into a monstergirl's cunt and become succubi or something, thus also curing teh gei. That or they practice pure love where none can see. Either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:56:55 2016 No.15529950 >>15529936 You're free to ignore what you don't like anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:57:31 2016 No.15529952 >>15529942 I miss you too buddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:57:54 2016 No.15529953 File: 505 KB, 707x1000, 57468173_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529941 Massive brown shortstack milktanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:58:00 2016 No.15529954 >>15529946 I would never hurt a Dark Elf, they would be tenderly raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:58:01 2016 No.15529955 >>15529921 Depends on how you see it. By monsterizing, they are getting a new lease on life. So it could be a good thing if their life is awful or they need a fresh body because of problems with theirs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:59:02 2016 No.15529956 Women have Mrs. and Ms. for married and unmarried respective but men just have Mr. Would monsters come up with one for unmarried men?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:59:27 2016 No.15529957 >>15529953 >>15529953 that's a whole lotta tittuu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:59:51 2016 No.15529959 >>15529956 "Prey."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:59:57 2016 No.15529960 >>15529889 >no Inari/Yukionna hybrid >no Nereid/Kejourou hybrid >no Liliraune/Tentacle hybrid >no Raiju/Hellhound hybrid

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:00:24 2016 No.15529962 >>15529947 But if they were to fight to the death for you love, which one would you chose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:00:41 2016 No.15529963 >>15529953 Little pale bug bites. How can pale girls even compete?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:00:54 2016 No.15529968

>>15529949
>That or they practice pure love where none can see.
That's what I meant with the whole horribly accented shtick at the end.

And the point is that generally gays don't want to be women, so they wouldn't be happy in the MGE's Super Happy Fun Land. Though you're probably perfectly aware of that and are actually using sarcasm to articulate the point of "Who cares?", but well...text. Hard to tell at times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:01:45 2016 No.15529973 >>15529962 Both!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:01:57 2016 No.15529974

>>15529935
You speak as you know female monstergirl fans, I don't buy it, and you say it like anyone can be a fan of anything. While somewhat true, you make it sound like it's common, I think that's wrong. You're not going to tell me the twilight fanbase is composed of 50% or even 10% males, same with monsergirls having that many female fans, especially MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:03:06 2016 No.15529979 >>15529973 Well now they're going to fight until one of them is dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:03:27 2016 No.15529980 >>15529935 Hug's daily aren't that bad and during summer break we can take a break

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:03:59 2016 No.15529985 >>15529889 >Holstaur/Elf I think Holstaur/Troll would be a better combination

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:04:21 2016 No.15529988 >>15529979 I'll have to throw myself between them then!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:04:29 2016 No.15529990

>>15529968
I would've thought the whole "Jesus would weep" thing would make it obvious I was being less than serious, but text. Past that, it doesn't matter if they want to be women. They become women, and then they're happy because KC says so, simple as that. Same as women monsterizing, actually. The bigger issue is that it actually shouldn't be that easy for a man to alp so only closeted gays generally would outside of demon realms but who wants to think of things like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:05:24 2016 No.15529993 File: 184 KB, 845x910, 1444970763905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd Tomboy Holstaurs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:05:38 2016 No.15529994 >>15529949 I was talking about a specific set of women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:06:52 2016 No.15529999 >>15529974 >female mg fans A large amount, I meant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:07:57 2016 No.15530001 >>15529988 It's only a temporary solution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:08:37 2016 No.15530003 >>15529974 Not him but all of my female friends like MGs Though at the same time, all of my female friends are lesbians

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:09:18 2016 No.15530006 >>15529994 So are you going to name the set? I seem to be lost unless you're talking about the two on stage who, it seems to me, would quite possibly fall into that group of those that wish to be the monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:09:25 2016 No.15530007 >>15530001 Guess I'll have to spank the hatred out of them.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:10:52 2016 No.15530011

>>15529974
>You speak as you know female monstergirl fans
Several. Admittedly of three, one loves the MGE's stuff, one loathes it, and I'm not really sure about the third but I think she was more ambivalent leaning towards dislike. All like Monster Girls though.

>and you say it like anyone can be a fan of anything
That's not "Somewhat" true, that's perfectly true.
>You're not going to tell me the twilight fanbase is composed of 50% or even 10% males
>same with monsergirls having that many female fans
Fair points. I was speaking of fandoms in general, but obviously some things are going to appeal more to male or female, and some things are just going to be plain niche. The point remains there will still be perfectly legitimate fans, regardless of their gender. Though while I've evidence and experience of female MG fans, I'm not sure I've ever heard nor seen or talked to a male Twilight fan. I'm probably wrong, just by sheer odds, but I kind of don't want to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:12:03 2016 No.15530012 >>15529980 >Tell Lich-sensei you "Want to take a break" >KuuTears.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:12:26 2016 No.15530013 >>15529974 I've checked the demographics of an MGE community I'll refrain from unveiling because reasons by sorting by gender and it gave roughly 20% females. Just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:13:10 2016 No.15530016 >>15530011 I swear I've run into a male Twitard before. The trick is you always have to wonder if they're just into it for the women. Sound familiar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:13:17 2016 No.15530017 >>15530012 Unless she is showing up at my house, I don't think we would be able to hug daily

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:13:44 2016 No.15530020 >>15530011 >spoiler Oh hey, I knew one of those in high school. The first time I ever saw him, he was reading one of those books. He was actually pretty alright, that seemed to be his one 'thing'.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:14:36 2016 No.15530022

>>15530003
Sounds like a nice circle of friends.

>>15530013
I wonder what the demographic of this thread's some ~100 patrons is? 100% male, or could there be some FemAnons, milling about?

>>15530016
That was Robert Pattison's reason for getting into the franchise.

>>15530020
I'm both horrified yet oddly curious.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:15:31 2016 No.15530030

>>15530011
>spoiler
I was surrounded by faggots my college years and every single one of them hated it, no joke. I mean they liked looking at the werewolf guy but other than that they hated the whole muh tragic love business ir whatever the fuck those books/movies became about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:16:08 2016 No.15530033 >>15529890 Must not have been on /jp/ then. >>/jp/image/y-Z39b9GtuOgR1LQ4hs6ZA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:17:31 2016 No.15530037 >>15530003 I don't know what I should feel towards you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:18:33 2016 No.15530038 >>15530037 How so anon

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:18:59 2016 No.15530041

>>15530022
>I'm both horrified yet oddly curious.
I honestly don't know why he liked them. He was quiet and a major electronics/sound equipment nerd. Nobody in our group of friends ever really questioned him about it and he never talked about them. All we saw was him reading the series for like the first half of our freshman year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:20:32 2016 No.15530047 >>15530006 Better not. I can't find the link anyway. Let's just say they aren't pleased. But who gives a shit about them right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:20:36 2016 No.15530048 >>15530041 >Nobody in our group of friends ever really questioned him about it and he never talked about them. That... that's wonderful. He and your friends sound like cool dudes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:22:29 2016 No.15530055 >>15530011 >That's not "Somewhat" true, that's perfectly true Just to be a dick Jew who's a fan of the nazis

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:22:58 2016 No.15530058

>>15530047
Well shit if this line of discussion didn't end civilly. Everything is nice. What's going on tonight? One of you needs to call someone's waifu a shit or something, I feel weird.

>But who gives a shit about them right?
True enough, especially if they throw fits.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:24:16 2016 No.15530060

>>15530048
They were alright. I was excluded a fair bit because I was an annoying little fucker and when I finally learned that people don't like annoying little shits I quit. Problem was I was pretty boring under all that so I never talked to anybody. The times I did get to hang out with them were pretty neat though, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:24:41 2016 No.15530061 >>15529922 >Is this what you wanted? You perverted Human?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:24:51 2016 No.15530062 >>15530038 >all my female friends are lesbians That's why

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:25:33 2016 No.15530064 >>15530055 I wouldn't be...tremendously surprised. I'm sure there's an ethnic jew who'd like them for one reason or another. Self-hatred. Gets into conspiracy theories. Likes the fetishism surrounding the uniform.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:27:02 2016 No.15530066 >>15530017 She'd be happy to. To protect you from ravenous students free from the confines of school, of course. Have to keep up appearances, lest they bump into you whilst out and about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:27:04 2016 No.15530067 >>15530055 >spoiler Checking in. It's more of a fascination than fanboyism though, also leads to feelings of hypocrisy and self-loathing. 2/10, would not recommend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:27:25 2016 No.15530068 >>15529960 >Nereid/Kejourou an interesting combination. better be careful around docks or a bunch of hair will come from beneath the water, grab and drag you under.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:27:43 2016 No.15530069 >>15530064 Allright here goes motherfucker radical feminist liking MGE I'm talking #killallmen tier

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:28:51 2016 No.15530071

>>15529876
>If you just read the profiles, I think you might come away with the first impression. If you read the settings info it tends to point to the second.

I imagine that's because KC's corruption-fetish really shows when you go into the settings info.

The monster profiles themselves usually don't go into corruption unless the monster's mythology is specifically about it. Otherwise your typical monster is just some variant of really strong girl who seduces/rapes men in unique way. The Fallen Maidens is when you start diving into the darker portions of MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:29:08 2016 No.15530073 >>15530069 Found the pharaoh lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:31:27 2016 No.15530075 >>15530073 I don't follow.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:32:28 2016 No.15530077

>>15529876
>Which leads me to conclude that chicks who like it just casually skimmed a few profiles and went "Cute cat ears! Grrrl power! Omg I'm such a perv XD", and are blissfully unaware of the whole nympho-corrupt-strong-womyn-into-heart-pupil-cocksleeve-succubi thing that lurks under the hood.

I don't see anything wrong with that personally. At the end of the day, the profiles are the bread-and-butter of MGE. And KC is usually pretty lenient on how people interpret MGE as long as it doesn't go into NTR or edgelord territory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:32:35 2016 No.15530078 >>15530073 We're gonna remove Pharaoh, we're gonna make Desert Region great again, we're gonna build a pyramid it's gonna be HUGE!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:33:43 2016 No.15530081

>>15530071
> The Fallen Maidens is when you start diving into the darker portions of MGE.

Turning pure, upstanding, fightin' fit, religious qts into "Bimbofied cocksleeve #7".
I can understand why some people might like it, but to me it's just a fucking tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:35:58 2016 No.15530087 >>15529655 They are ugly.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:36:05 2016 No.15530088

>>15530069
Well...yeah.
Though those cunts are a niche in themselves. So you take a small sample group, united by a commonality like that, and then see how many like a niche product running counter to their creed, and of course you'll come up with zilch.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:37:41 2016 No.15530090

>>15530075
I was talking about her not you, but...

>Nearly goddess-tier
>Makes people (especially men!) fall to their knees with her voice
>Strong, independent leader that takes a man if and when she feels like it
>Also pretty and with few mostrous features, but lets not talk about that
>Is used to fighting the good fight against other womyn that don't understand why what she wants is the only right way
Pharaoh is like a feminist's wet dream. What other monsters would be good for #womyn. You know, aside from maybe Amazon.

Wait, we are talking about a hardcore new wave feminist, right? The older style was actually pretty reasonable.

>>15530078
But Mr. Trump, who's going to coordinate building the pyramid with all the anubii gone?!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:41:27 2016 No.15530098

>>15530090
>with all the anubii gone
Let me tell you, when the Monster Girls come here, they don't send their best, they send their rapists and child molesters, and I'm sure some of them are good people but we're gonna kick them out and we're gonna make them pay for the pyramids, we're gonna open up not!Egyptian restaurants at the top of each pyramid so the scent of the food flows down to their noses and then they're gonna know what freedom smells like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:42:55 2016 No.15530099 >>15529912 >>15529993 Her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:42:57 2016 No.15530100 femanons should tits or gtfo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:43:48 2016 No.15530101 >>15530100 Why would you want to see the tits of another anon? That's gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:45:07 2016 No.15530103 >>15530099 Me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:45:23 2016 No.15530104 >>15530100 Male or female, I don't want to see anyone from these threads in the nude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:45:44 2016 No.15530105 >>15530100 > wanting to see hummie tits Normies get out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:46:38 2016 No.15530109 >>15530101 I said femanons, but your right, they are probably whales

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:46:41 2016 No.15530110 >>15530104 I'll have you know I'm fairly attractive! Like, totally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:47:52 2016 No.15530112 >>15530087 So are you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:49:29 2016 No.15530115 >>15530110 Cool story mang, still don't want to see you nude.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:49:59 2016 No.15530117

>>15530071
>>15530081
I don't feel like arguing on this topic again

I'll just say that the way you view MGE is up to you

If you want to view it as a dystopian setting where there is nothing but sex, you can find arguments for that, although most of them stem from confusions and KC failing as a world builder

If you want to view it as the hugbox it is meant to be, you can find arguments for that too, although you have to loosely interpret a significant part of it, similarly to how you have religious people interpreting their sacred book

Both sides are right, I simply can't understand why a lot of people default to the dystopian view when it doesn't bring them anything of value

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:50:03 2016 No.15530118 >>15530112 Anubis cosplay doesn't suit you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:50:26 2016 No.15530120 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Greetings fellow heterosexual human male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530115 Y-your loss. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:53:00 2016 No.15530126 >>15530120 Definitely don't want to see you nude now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:53:41 2016 No.15530128 >>15530126 So it wasn't quite certain before? Everyone look at this Alpmeister and laugh!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:55:21 2016 No.15530129
File: 122 KB, 708x1000, loliflayer and oniichan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

3rd Prize of the sketch raffle! A loli mindflayer getting a piggy back ride from her oniichan!

Sorry for the delay anon, I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long.

I'll let y'all know when it's up, but tumblr raffle post will be going up tomorrow as well.
Have a nice night /mgt/ o/

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:55:52 2016 No.15530130

>>15530117
Because the dystopian is the logical conclusion of what is given. It's not like it's even anything new. You just have to look at the Lotus Eaters in the Odyssey or the Yahoos in Gulliver's Travels for similar situations. When everything is a forever escape hedonistic vacation, society simply doesn't turn out that well in the long haul.

Everything KC does is about short term fulfillment of you, the overworked undersexed straight man of the 21st century. And while that's great for you, it's not for the poor faceless medieval slobs that actually don't get a choice about living there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:56:39 2016 No.15530132 >>15530128 I was certain anon, now I'm even more certain. Double Certain in fact.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:58:06 2016 No.15530134

>>15530117

People call it dystopian because it's the most accurate way to view the setting based on the information given. Any setting where the primary fetishes are rape and corruption is going to be dark regardless of what the author insists. The corruption in MGE is much lighter than what you can find elsewhere, but it's still there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:58:19 2016 No.15530136 >>15530130 I still look at all the yammering we do on this topic with Agent Smith's line from The Matrix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:59:17 2016 No.15530137 File: 120 KB, 708x1000, loliflayer and oniichan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530129 Whew, had to make a quick correction. Have a nice night /mgt/ o/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 02:59:21 2016 No.15530138 File: 103 KB, 590x831, Death nee-san.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do anthropomorphic personifications count as Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:01:44 2016 No.15530143 >>15530138 THEY CAN SOMETIMES, BUT YOU REALLY NEED SOMETHING TO IDENTIFY THEM AS WHAT THEY ARE. THAT GIRL, FOR EXAMPLE, HAS NO BAG. WHAT IS DEATH WITHOUT HIS BAG?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:02:54 2016 No.15530145

>>15530117
> Both sides are right, I simply can't understand why a lot of people default to the dystopian view when it doesn't bring them anything of value

Personally it's because the hugbox is just too fuckin' easy, anon.
If you're into monstergirls, you're ALREADY giving yourself artificial difficulty in your sexual fantasy. At best ur waifu's gonna get her big meaty paws stuck in Pringles tubes and you'll have to help her out navigating human/monster idiosynchracies. At worst the pair of you are going to get run out of town by a pitchfork-wielding mob and forced to hide in the forest, where the whole Faustian-sell-your-soul-for-pleasure type sex leaves you shivering and anemic on your patchwork bed of leaves. But it's your comfort or hers; she has to drain your mana with her cooch or SHE gets anemic.

I dunno, it's sort of a Romeo and Juliet thing. A love that endures through hardship is more romantic than one that endures through "Everything's fine". And a love that CAUSES hardship is more romantic still.

I want to suffer for mai waifu's love. Because that's what makes it love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:03:04 2016 No.15530146 >>15530143 Death of Discworld please go and bring your granddaughter next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:03:34 2016 No.15530150 >>15530137 Cute! Loliflayer is just what I need!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:05:12 2016 No.15530152 >>15530103 Yes.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:06:27 2016 No.15530157

>>15530136
The one about the perfect world? It's not even that. One man's idea of heaven will always be another's idea of hell.

But it's honestly pretty irrelevant to the KC discussion. What the facts are is that KC's setting is a fuck you to the crushing responsibilities of a modern society where a person can feel like a numberless cog and too often has to sacrifice happiness, love, and pleasure for little return. The problem is KC goes so far in the opposite direction that it becomes a pure live for today free-for-all with a dash of ultimate human extinction.

What it is at least, among a great great many samey fantasy settings, is novel. And that's why it's still fun to discuss to this day. This place would not be half as interesting if all we had was the art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:06:34 2016 No.15530158 >>15530145 Hey man, that's some nice sufferingfag rationalization you've got right there! Can I have some?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:07:01 2016 No.15530160 >>15530145 You just have a boner for suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:08:08 2016 No.15530163 So what would driving an Ice Cream Truck in a monster city be like

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:10:03 2016 No.15530167 >>15530163 Wurmtastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:10:13 2016 No.15530168 >>15530145 The point of Romeo and Juliet was that kids are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:10:32 2016 No.15530170 >>15530163 A VERY dangerous job. If it's not Wurms, it's a whole bunch of other types. And they always get vanilla. Bring lots of vanilla for cones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:10:36 2016 No.15530171 >>15530163 Cute regular girls with slutty Sabbath lolis mixed in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:11:18 2016 No.15530173 >>15530146 I WILL GO, BUT I WILL COME BACK. i ALWAYS COME BACK. MUCH LIKE THAT SHIROHEBI YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE RID OF. WATCH OUT FOR THAT ONE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:11:39 2016 No.15530174 >>15530137 It's cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:11:51 2016 No.15530175 >>15530168 Nice of 'ya proving it with your post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:12:22 2016 No.15530177 >>15530173 You're not supposed to tell me that, bonehead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:12:39 2016 No.15530179 >>15530137 Nice stuff, this is heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:16:16 2016 No.15530184 >>15530167 >>15530170 So I paint a swat van and cut the required holes >>15530171 Not like they can try and pay with sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:17:39 2016 No.15530188 >>15530184 Ice Cream Man in Monster Girl City sounds like a fun story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:18:21 2016 No.15530190 >>15530184 >Not like they can try and pay with sex They can try. They will try, but good business demands that you don't let them. This, of course, also makes that neighbor tanuki wet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:19:16 2016 No.15530192 >>15529082 Alas, I am but a poor boy who cannot afford commissions. Nor do I have any artistic ability when it comes to drawing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:21:56 2016 No.15530197 >>15530190 Well they have to give me the money before I hand them the Sonic Head Popsicle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:22:34 2016 No.15530200 >>15530158 I am a writefag, so yes. But it involves male NTR, so be careful what you wish for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:23:33 2016 No.15530201 Do not let your older sis ntr your younger sis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:25:38 2016 No.15530209 http://pastebin.com/8cUq0vAL I was about to delete this like I did with the last 6 stories I wrote, but then I thought might as well post it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:26:41 2016 No.15530210 >>15530209 Deleting stories? What are you, an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:31:40 2016 No.15530221 >>15530200 Damn, and I've had a feeling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:36:48 2016 No.15530227 >>15530209 I remember you from your first one, nice to see you going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:37:36 2016 No.15530230 >>15530209 >incubi preaching to a guy about his unhealthy living habits Heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:43:19 2016 No.15530239 >>15530137 >Not even trying to put it inside oniichan What a little girl! I bet she hasn't even started masturbating yet! Look at her and laugh!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:44:32 2016 No.15530241

>>15530130
>You just have to look at the Lotus Eaters in the Odyssey or the Yahoos in Gulliver's Travels for similar situations
Okay, I have to drag this back. You can't look at fictional literature and make assumptions about reality. No society has ever come close to a truly hedonistic utopia/dystopia. While I personally don't like or agree with KCs setting, it functions on the idea that everything else is essentially provided for you. It's not that it couldn't work, it's that it would be unrecognizable and probably a step back from growth as a species since nothing is worked towards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:45:55 2016 No.15530243 >>15530241 You do know the lotus eaters were based on real people right?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:54:48 2016 No.15530260

>>15530243
>based on real people
Most of our myths, legends, and stories are. It doesn't make them relevant. And while I haven't read it since high school, I do know that it doesn't take place in anything resembling KCs universe. Kcs world is so fundamentally different that you can't really compare them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:56:34 2016 No.15530266 File: 438 KB, 900x772, limitbreak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15528501 >>15528487 Better late than never.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:57:31 2016 No.15530269 >>15530266 Why does she have to rip her dress? Those aren't easy to fix

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 03:59:53 2016 No.15530275 >>15530269 Something for her to do while she waits for you to recover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:05:22 2016 No.15530285 >>15530269 I wouldn't be worried about her clothes at that point anon. It would be much wiser to worry about yourself.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:05:31 2016 No.15530286

>>15530260
>arguing relativism
Never argue relativism. You know better. It's a nonarguement. Even a primary school level debate class would have told you that.

The only comparisons that can be made are to draw parallels to what is known and real, not to try to hide behind "it's a fantasy so is immune from comparisons" The lotus eaters were as real as the city of troy was. There's records of them in the Aegean. They are the straight type standard of an isolated hedonistic society.

In even more recent times, you can look at hippy communes, especially those run by trustfund kids as a good parallel as well.

In fact the only things you need to draw a good comparison is a class of people who do no work, have all their needs attended to, no plans for the future and have a very relaxed view of morals compared to the society around them. There's just an absolute ton of them. Heck, you could use any number of cults or even nudist colonies.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:06:19 2016 No.15530287

>>15530137
Interesting to see an artist's view of a Mindflayer's body

The profile picture leaves so much to the imagination because of the clothing that looks like monstrous parts along with the squid blocking part of the view

I like to think that there is no monstrous parts on a Mindflayer's torso, arms and neck, basically like a Scylla

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:10:13 2016 No.15530294 >>15530285 I can survive the satin won't

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:16:44 2016 No.15530306 >>15528445 >anon's you shouldnt make your daughteru fat, even if its your fetish, find another wife for fucks sake. what about that p'orc >wtf do you mean its not exciting if their default state is fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:22:27 2016 No.15530311 >>15528700 PICKLE-PEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:22:53 2016 No.15530312 File: 206 KB, 960x1365, 1468381190330[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dire, giant, and ferocious AWOO onee-samas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:24:06 2016 No.15530316 >>15530312 O-Oh my, she's a big wolf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:24:24 2016 No.15530319 >>15530312 I like the runt better

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:28:08 2016 No.15530325 Do monstergirls masturbate

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:28:32 2016 No.15530326
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What price would I have to pay to get a scary monster like a Ushi-Oni to defeat a Paladin-chan that I have a crush on and hold her in a full nelson for me to rape?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:28:44 2016 No.15530327 File: 436 KB, 800x885, 1467973120626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530311

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:29:08 2016 No.15530329 >>15530325 Lots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:30:06 2016 No.15530332 >>15530325 All the time. Especially the yan and fujo ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:30:33 2016 No.15530333 >>15530326 You'd have to give her your firstborn child Or just a husband

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:31:24 2016 No.15530334 >>15530326 It'd probably be cheap, they'd love to watch the scene play out and help another person confess their love. I'd say she'd only want a large coffee or something, so about $3.50?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:32:36 2016 No.15530337 >>15530326 your virginity is the price

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:33:01 2016 No.15530338 >>15530333 Or both, if she's a shotacon. It's even better if it happens when the boy and ushi are young and the paladin is his onee-chan first crush.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:34:02 2016 No.15530340 >>15530337 But anon, that's for the Paladin-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:38:10 2016 No.15530350 >>15530327 >PUMP-A-RUM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:42:40 2016 No.15530360 >No dragon that helps you train to destroy and your enemies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:45:01 2016 No.15530365 >>15530360 You...okay there man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:47:22 2016 No.15530369 >>15530340 well you are taking the paladin's virginity so it is a trade

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:47:35 2016 No.15530370 >>15530327 DON'T DROP THAT PUMP-A-RUM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:48:23 2016 No.15530372 File: 640 KB, 1271x1148, 1468015833534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530350 >>15530370

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:49:24 2016 No.15530373 I wanna drink coffee with an Ushi and cuddle her as she goes giggly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:49:35 2016 No.15530374 >>15530369 It's not worth it if I can't give my virginity to my beloved, anon. I'd rather try going to confess my sins to her and then confess my love for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:50:30 2016 No.15530375 >>15530374 that was her plan all along

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:50:48 2016 No.15530376 File: 1.06 MB, 1158x1637, magma tits.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets talk dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:50:58 2016 No.15530377 >>15530373 Are you going to play with her fluffy ears when you find out that it makes her laugh harder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:51:41 2016 No.15530379 >>15530376 I like pale dragons that have a small hoard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:52:45 2016 No.15530381 >>15530377 That and kiss her head while hugging her upper body

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:53:10 2016 No.15530383 >>15530376 My Dragotheru hoards comics and vidya, and I'm pretty sure there's porn somewhere in those piles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:53:51 2016 No.15530385 >>15530375 What a thoughtful Ushi. They truly are the best girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:54:37 2016 No.15530387 >>15530376 That thought about corrupting women into dragons is still suck in my head

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 04:55:48 2016 No.15530390 >>15530372 I want to ruffle that cute bobcut and put my dick into her cloaca.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:02:01 2016 No.15530399 Make sure you check your Dragon Daughter's hoard for porn so that you can remove it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:03:56 2016 No.15530404 >>15530399 As a concerned father, I feel like I should point out that the removal of items from a hoard is not a good move.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:06:48 2016 No.15530408 >>15530404 Just hide it away until she asks the neighbor boy out so she gets out of the cave for once

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:10:54 2016 No.15530416 >>15530399 Just take her father-daughter porn and leave the dragon fucks adventurer stuff alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:11:01 2016 No.15530419 >>15530387 I had a idea of a posh woman and a peasant girl both becoming dragons and friends Bad idea, I know

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:24:09 2016 No.15530447 >>15530419 As long as there's a dragon threesome involed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:31:49 2016 No.15530464 What about a poor dragon who tries to look rich for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:32:24 2016 No.15530465 >>15530464 This is a story, isn't it? Loli Dragon and her hoard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:32:40 2016 No.15530467 File: 290 KB, 877x620, 35129654_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:33:07 2016 No.15530468 >>15530465 Link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:33:34 2016 No.15530469 >>15530468 Don't remember who it was by.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:34:10 2016 No.15530470 >>15530467 They look adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:34:17 2016 No.15530472 File: 451 KB, 640x960, 54096159_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530467 Atrax is so cute, I want to kiss her navel !

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:35:33 2016 No.15530474
File: 317 KB, 1920x1200, Flying battleship.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15530376
I just wrote a ballad about a hardnosed dragon captain of a flying fortress who went rogue to protect some settlements abandoned by the mainline army. Just not sure what to do with it: release it as a standalone, use snippets of it playing in the background of something else for flavor, or convert it to a fullblown prose short.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:39:28 2016 No.15530479 >>15530474 Option number 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:45:12 2016 No.15530486 So how different are hellhounds from Kobolds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:48:17 2016 No.15530490 >>15530486 Not all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:50:16 2016 No.15530496 File: 58 KB, 400x300, gee olly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530486 >The untameable vs. the completely tame Gee Olly, I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:51:50 2016 No.15530499 >>15530496 I'ma tame a Hellhound with my love! If she doesn't behave herself, I'm going to castrate myself!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:53:36 2016 No.15530501 When you hug an elf lick her ears

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:55:18 2016 No.15530503 >>15530499 I think she'd literally disarm you before she let that happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:55:50 2016 No.15530504 >>15530501 But that exposes your ears to being licked, nipped, tongued, and whispered sweet nothings into.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:56:49 2016 No.15530505 >>15530504 She can do what ever she wants to my round ears

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 05:58:39 2016 No.15530511 I want creepy crawlies to crawl into my bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:00:01 2016 No.15530513 >>15530511 >go to bed >leave foot hanging out from under the covers >feel her antennae exploring it >tickles like a bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:03:31 2016 No.15530522 >>15530513 She should drawn under the covers instead of tickle me awake

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:06:14 2016 No.15530531

>>15530499
>You tell her as much, a smug grin on your face at your most ultimate of ultimatums.
>The mood turns cold and her back stiffens before turning around to face you
>Her face is blank, eyes unsettlingly and far too steadily set on your own
>"Your arms or your cock. Guess which I can't live without."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:08:06 2016 No.15530537 >>15530531 >implying I can't use garden shears with my feet Either she becomes a good girl or she turns me into a mindless quad amputee fuckdoll.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:10:00 2016 No.15530542 >>15530531 >>15530537 Or, probably more likely, she hands you them and says "do it." Your choices are now to Alp or cave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:13:53 2016 No.15530551 I'm want to pamper a tanuki that's not as rich as the other tanukis!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:13:53 2016 No.15530552

>>15530537
>Garden shears
Is your concept of maledom literally worth more to you than your cock? Fuck imagine the turture of even tryin to set that up
>armlessly kick around a chair until its in the right position, grab the shears between two toes and drag it gratingly across the concrete floor
>Sit yourself down and wiggle your toes at the handle until you have both hoops under grips facing backwards
>Awkwardly try and bring the blades up to your package
>Drop the thing a few times
>Finally mange to get it steady
>Not enough motor skills so slam the blades shut in one quick snip
>Feel the blades sink into the skin
And this is were I stop, not because I don't have the words to describe it, but because running the scenario through a mental image in detail is too much for me.
>Waifu bursts in only to see the bloody bess between your legs, the blood-drenched shears on the ground and a fleshy blob of pixels by your feet
>Wordlessly takes you to be patched up
>By the time the hospital lets you go, the house has been empty for weeks, and you never see her again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:15:09 2016 No.15530557 >>15530552 >loving relationship >maledom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:17:58 2016 No.15530563 >>15530557 You are perfectly free to have a loving relationship with a hellhound. Just don't expect to be on top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:18:51 2016 No.15530566 >>15530557 >Tame a hellhound >Not maledom

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:23:27 2016 No.15530584

>>15530563
>anon gets missionary'd by a hellhound
>she thrusts her warm hole into his twitching pole while pinning his hands to the bed above their heads
>a big, wet tongue licks his face and ears all over while she whispers all about how much she loves him
>it ends with him leglocking her to make sure it goes all the way inside her
Best end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:09:08 2016 No.15530643 >>15530563 That's why memehounds are low-tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:11:50 2016 No.15530646 >>15530557 >implying Oh you.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:12:36 2016 No.15530648
File: 61 KB, 1280x720, Chuuni with powers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Try to find a lizard waifu to date.
>Can't beat any of them in direct combat.
>Spend years learning magic.
>Find out where the cutest one lives.
>Drop several meteors on her house after enchanting the surrounding area against damage.
>Years later, daughteru get!
>She's pic related.

Would this work? Young Crow Tengu don't have arms to hold the staff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:14:54 2016 No.15530651 >>15530648 >lizard >Crow Tengu What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:15:42 2016 No.15530652 >>15530648 Chuuni are terrible, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:16:24 2016 No.15530653 >>15530651 I can't date a Crow Tengu and hope to have a cute mage daughteru! They can't hold the staff. Lizards are extremely cute and worth pursuing as an alternate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:17:31 2016 No.15530656 >>15530652 Chuuni are adorable when they're your kid! If they grow up to actually be uniquely powerful, the only thing I'll be is a proud parent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:19:58 2016 No.15530658 >>15530656 >Chuuni are adorable For approximately five minutes. It gets old really fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:26:35 2016 No.15530663 >>15530658 In real life, yeah. In a world with monstergirls they're hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:28:29 2016 No.15530665 Tired tubby tanukis with titanic titties!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:28:59 2016 No.15530666 File: 87 KB, 503x420, when will they learn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a very big awoo and her not quite as big sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:31:15 2016 No.15530669 >>15530665 Flirtatious fiery foxes with flat fronts!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:36:02 2016 No.15530677 >>15530666 Thank you for showing me this picture Satan. Now have the urge to molest the big wans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:36:17 2016 No.15530678 >>15530666 What manga was this again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:37:03 2016 No.15530681 >>15530669 Happy holsts with hefty hooters!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:42:43 2016 No.15530688 I don't actually want to be mindbroken, but I read a lot of mindbreak hentai and have it as a fetish. Wat do when MG wife asks what sex I like best?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:42:58 2016 No.15530689 >>15530678 Increasingly Stupid Animals Lust After Superior BHC

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:45:58 2016 No.15530690 >>15530678 Murenase shiiton gakuen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:47:14 2016 No.15530693 >>15530690 Thanks. >>15530689 Almost got me there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:49:18 2016 No.15530695 >>15529082 >Self advertisement We don't need more celebrity writefags shitting up the place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 07:54:34 2016 No.15530705 >>15530077 >I don't see anything wrong with that personally Of course you don't; you're probably into maledom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:02:08 2016 No.15530718 >>15530705 Not him but maledom is fine, at least conditionally

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:02:46 2016 No.15530721 >>15530718 I'm not saying is not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:03:45 2016 No.15530722 >>15529812 >a ton of slut praising Nigger what? The only sluts that get praised are male sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:07:33 2016 No.15530728 >>15530722 /mgg/ may be all marriage all the time, but the profiles have plenty of sluts.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:08:36 2016 No.15530729

>>15530718
Maledom is fine. Turning all girls into generic cocksluts like in my generic hentai doujin is only fine for people who like maledom.

Many people like this setting because some species still have the control while still loving sex, with >>15529876 saying is not true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:09:08 2016 No.15530731 >>15530728 >Actual MGE Oh, I though you were talking about the threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:10:52 2016 No.15530735 >>15530728 Who? Succubus maybe and the girl that likes gangbangs that nobody like. And even with that they're still loyal once they find a husband.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:34:53 2016 No.15530782

>Be peasant in an Order city
>Have to work all day long
>Barely get enough food to feed my family
>Becoming sick is a near certain death
>The state forces us to pay huge taxes
>Can't even afford to send my daughter to school
>Life is terrible
>Monsters invade the city and corrupt everything
>...
>A few months pass
>Be family man in a monster city
>Work a few hours every other day
>Have more than enough food for everyone
>We're all immune to diseases
>We're not rich but money is not a problem
>Succubus daughter is going to monster school
>Life is good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:37:58 2016 No.15530792 File: 490 KB, 655x927, 1428360146857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somebody tipped this cow. You better touch her to make sure she's okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:00:18 2016 No.15530844 >>15530399 >she gets extremely mad when you disturb her hoard >runs away from home >encounters a low-level adventurer that night >slain, flayed, repurposed into a shield >but it's a really cool looking shield Well that went better than expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:04:53 2016 No.15530848 >>15530399 My little lizard is pretty weird. Her hoard is compose of rare and beautiful plants, so I don't think there are any porn in it. Unless it's a porn tree.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:06:53 2016 No.15530854 File: 743 KB, 850x1202, 1442489753464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530848 >rare and beautiful plants I hope she doesn't get any bad influences from them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:07:45 2016 No.15530858 >>15530792 She looks quite giddy to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:12:28 2016 No.15530866 >>15530854 Those prickles look very dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:13:39 2016 No.15530870 >>15530866 A little prick should be nothing new to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:15:28 2016 No.15530877 >>15530325 Do trolls love gardening Do vampires drink blood Do ushi oni rape Do skeletons live in graveyards Do salamanders love fighting Do Cheshire have a shit eating grin Do ogres have big muscles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:15:50 2016 No.15530878 >>15530854 No need to worry. Most of the time my wife is with her and we always tell her to not talk with strangers. Maybe when she is old enough she can learn a few trick from those lewd flowers, but as of right now she should stay away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:20:18 2016 No.15530887 >>15530782 Seems biased.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:21:18 2016 No.15530888 this is how imagine a hellhound motheru would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:22:08 2016 No.15530892 >>15530888 While I do admire your trips, I fail to see a motheru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:22:34 2016 No.15530893 >>15530892 Maybe he's saying they wouldn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:24:18 2016 No.15530896 >>15530893 But hellhounds would make great mothers! They are wolfs after all.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:24:48 2016 No.15530898

>>15530887
Now just because money no longer exists for him is no reason to go poking holes in his "money is no longer a problem" statement. Just let the poor man imagine his daughter is actually going to school and not having a train run on her in the town square.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:25:42 2016 No.15530901 File: 329 KB, 1091x1654, 57887031_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Two new pics on pixiv, the first is the finished version of the Jinko wip that got posted the other day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:26:16 2016 No.15530904 >>15530898 There's nothing wrong about having your daughter get a train run on her in the town square, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:26:52 2016 No.15530910 File: 682 KB, 787x955, hellhound mom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530888 >>15530892 >>15530893 fuck my shit up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:26:56 2016 No.15530911 File: 739 KB, 800x1159, 57887666_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530901 And the second is this lovely memecat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:27:41 2016 No.15530914 >>15530904 t.Incubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:29:37 2016 No.15530921 >>15530914 The only thing better than having your daughter get a train run on her in the town square is being a girl and having the train get run on you yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:30:05 2016 No.15530924 >>15530910 Oh, you've actually got good taste. Bakumom best mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:30:25 2016 No.15530926 >>15530898 It's not about the money, rather the "monsters solve all problems".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:30:49 2016 No.15530928 >>15530921 Somebody call the Alpcatcher. We got a live one!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:31:10 2016 No.15530930 >>15530911 I'm really starting to like memecat for some reason. I just want to engage in double rough smug rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:33:15 2016 No.15530932 File: 402 KB, 800x906, 1401659598607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530928 Why, do you want to run a train on her in the town square?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:33:17 2016 No.15530933 >>15530928 I catch Alps professionally, but I do demand a certain price for my services. Ever since I got killed by an Alp in Witcher 3 I've been ashamed of myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:34:24 2016 No.15530935 >>15530933 Fine, fine, you can go last.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:35:31 2016 No.15530938 >>15530932 >>15530933 Is it too much to want to see a guy in a jumpsuit chasing a flustered alp with a giant butterfly net?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:36:40 2016 No.15530940

>>15530924
it just fits the hellhound theme so well, her husband is a pussy and her kid will either be a pussy or just as bat shit aggressive as she is.

though i fear if you have an onee-san you will most likely default to pussy. since she isnt trying to raise you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:36:45 2016 No.15530941 >>15530938 >old entomologist type in safari gear running around a clearing chasing Alps Better

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:38:04 2016 No.15530944 >>15530938 >>15530941 >he talks in a silly manner >the Alps learned human languages from him >this is the reason they use words like tallywacker or say gee willikers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:39:31 2016 No.15530946 >>15530941 >Has a young assistant he's training in the ways of alp catching. "Look professor, I got one!" "Ara ara~" "Gregory, you fool! You've captured a lesser succubus!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:41:07 2016 No.15530948 >>15530944 It's all so obvious now...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:42:16 2016 No.15530949 >>15530946 >>15530948 Jolly good! Now let's see if we can catch ourselves a couple of Alps to use as maids at the big ball! Tally-ho chaps!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:43:44 2016 No.15530954 >>15530924 I'd smash dat pussy so hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:44:07 2016 No.15530957 >>15530948 >>15530949 Jumpin' Jehoshaphat, you've spotted a right Stage Three. I grow turgid at the thought!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:45:13 2016 No.15530958 File: 181 KB, 787x1117, 92f7eedaad476c48596dac09969c60c5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530957 >implying the Professor wouldn't go exclusively for the early stage specimens so he could experiment on their evolution himself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:45:21 2016 No.15530960 >>15530957 Now chaps let's keep the tallywackers in our pantaloons until the Alp is tied and tagged, by Jove!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:46:37 2016 No.15530962 How many times a day should I expect to give my Dragon waifu spirit energy? I can easily do 4 right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:47:11 2016 No.15530964 >>15530958 Aikawa pls no, I don't want to Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:48:49 2016 No.15530967 File: 954 KB, 897x1236, 66b0198f96b0cda3e64161e189b6320e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530964 You won't Alp if you fuck an Alp, dude. Just strangle her during sex until she turns stage three and you're golden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:48:56 2016 No.15530968 >>15530958 >>>/y/ >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:49:38 2016 No.15530969 >>15530967 Based on the manga, Aikawa is the top and Maki is the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:49:55 2016 No.15530971 >>15530958 >not showing an appreciation for the rarest of alps, the wild stage three What sort of amateur do you take him for? Now, watch as the master identifies whether the crumbs left by his quarry are ranch or cool ranch doritos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:51:30 2016 No.15530977 File: 614 KB, 1024x1500, 1421915326765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And suddenly the thread became very, very gay. At least it wasn't my fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:53:51 2016 No.15530986 >>15530977 Shaddup Alp. Anything alp related is your fault, even when you didn't do anything, especially when you didn't do anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:56:13 2016 No.15530994 >>15530904 >not drinking doppelganger potions and running that train on her yourself Poor form.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:57:42 2016 No.15530996 >>15530376 I want to see a guy nursing a lizard/dragon back to health after he accidentally caused her tail to fall off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:58:13 2016 No.15530999 >>15530962 I do at least two sessions of three. If she wants the we go after a training section, when we wake up and go to sleep and sometimes in bath. So sometimes I dick her 12 times per day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 09:59:54 2016 No.15531005 >>15530904 Now I'm not one of those daughter dicking wife-cuckers, and who my daughter fucks is her own business, but not when it comes in the form of a whole train running on her in the town square. I didn't raise a town bike.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:01:19 2016 No.15531009 >>15530994 >not having a time machine and a bunch of doppelganger potions and running the train on your future Alp self youself It's Anon's final cumshot in his own future pussy that turns him Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:02:02 2016 No.15531014 >>15531005 >Now I'm not one of those daughter dicking wife-cuckers I heard this with a southern drawl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:03:49 2016 No.15531017 >>15530996 You know what makes them grow faster? Massages and kisses at the base, a lot of affection and home-cooked food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:04:03 2016 No.15531019 >>15531005 >will take any dick available to her Your daughter's a monster, which means she's a slut anon, we've been over this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:04:21 2016 No.15531021 >>15531005 >I didn't raise a town bike. Look at this prude and pity the daughter that has her social life controlled by him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:04:28 2016 No.15531022 >>15531014 >Not hearing it with a John Wayne Iowa drawl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:06:41 2016 No.15531032 >>15531019 Yours maybe is, his won't, and I'm sure neither will be mine.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:08:24 2016 No.15531037

>>15531017
>kissing a live stump
That's a little gross anon. Nah, I wasn't really thinking straight cute, I meant actual care. Like changing her bandages and rubbing ointments on her. Helping her navigate without her tail. Yes, I suppose kisses would help, psychologically but really, it's about the physical aspect, though it did occur to me he would have to help her regain her confidence. A reptilian's trail is very important to their sense of self worth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:09:05 2016 No.15531040 Friendly reminder NOT to spank your kitten daughterus as punishment. They actually really like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:09:50 2016 No.15531042 >>15531032 >no, my child never would do x That's how you sound, like the stupid faggot parents who didn't notice their kid's drug problem until he robbed somebody and ended up turning tricks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:12:09 2016 No.15531047 >>15531040 I'll spank my cat waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:13:31 2016 No.15531051 >>15531040 I'm gonna get them so high on catnip they'll go bald instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:14:32 2016 No.15531055 >>15531042 So my daughteru has to behave like you want instead of how I want even when canon is on my side?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:14:35 2016 No.15531056

>>15531037
She does need affection so that she recovers faster. But yeah I wasn't thinking about the medical stuff.

Still, having a good diet and taking the right kinds of meds should make the process even faster, even though they most likely have a pretty good healing factor. I don't think there would be medical equipment to re-attach the tail, bit there is probably some therapies that makes ot grow even faster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:15:14 2016 No.15531059 >>15531051 Ann no! Drugs are bad, especially for daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:16:07 2016 No.15531060 >>15531059 I'm going to drug up a loli and have depraved druggie sex with her and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:16:26 2016 No.15531061 >>15531021 When she finds the man for her, she'll be glad she wasn't raised with the kinds of values that would make her a slut that over half of the people who she could invite to the wedding have already fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:18:15 2016 No.15531066 >>15531061 >not having the wedding ceremony be a last gangbang for all her fuckbuddies Do you even Succuslut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:19:24 2016 No.15531068 >>15531066 >implying it would be the last Mama always said, Succuslut is as Succuslut does.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:19:59 2016 No.15531070

>>15531055
They're loyal when they choose a husband, nothing says they can't be huge sluts before then and some of them reinforce this idea in their profiles (bapho, kejojorou, arachne). They're freaking lust monsters whose entire existence revolves around the dick, so yeah, you're being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:21:31 2016 No.15531073 >>15531070 They're not even loyal all the time depending on the monster. Don't forget all the shit in the setting books about communal orgies after marriage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:21:47 2016 No.15531074 >>15531059 The hell should I do then, spray bottle them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:22:49 2016 No.15531076 >>15531073 That's a few monsters, and I think it's more group sex rather than swinging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:22:53 2016 No.15531077 >>15531074 That works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:24:27 2016 No.15531081 >>15531076 Orgies by definition are swinging. And it's not a few. It's SOP in most demon realm villages.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:24:28 2016 No.15531082 >>15531070 Except vampire profile says they assault men for their blood, never rape one and rarely sex happens. You're the retard here. >>15531073 Now this guy is a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:25:18 2016 No.15531083 >>15531070 >kejojorou >jojo Now I want to see a Kejourou posing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:25:29 2016 No.15531084 >>15531081 That's not how it works here faggot. Don't try to turn MGE now into open relationship bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:25:56 2016 No.15531085 >>15531082 >Now this guy is a retard. Hey, retard. Why don't you go read the part about farming pests in the demon realms before you say something stupid again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:28:35 2016 No.15531090 >>15531066 We're talking about monstergirls here anon, not human women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:28:37 2016 No.15531091 >>15531085 Post it here faggot. >Not loyal all the time KC allowing them to cheat? Yes sure.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:29:49 2016 No.15531094

>>15531084
>I didn't read World Guide 1
That's nice. KC would obviously say that your wife would be as loyal to you as you want, but it doesn't change the fact that those things are common occurrences with monsters in his world. The guy likes to talk about lots of people in orgies. This occurs from the Black Mass of the Sabbath to regular demon realms to pandemonium.

I don't like it myself, but it's a fact about the MGE setting. Just another thing to throw away like mamanobama really.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:30:19 2016 No.15531096

>>15531082
And ONE monster invalidates what is the make up of ALL monsters?

>Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire. They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure. Also, the strongest desire of all monsters is to have sex with men and obtain spirit energy. Their values and behavioral principles are based on that. Their thoughts and actions are in line with that, and when monsters have conversations, etc. the topics are often mainly focused around capturing and having sex with human men.

Drinking blood arouses vampires by the way, and they PREFER to have their husbands become incubi before fucking them, it doesn't say that they can't or won't.

>In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like. Monster children like to play with beloved human males, but while they're playing with human boys their own age that they get along with, or beloved big brothers and uncles, they awaken to monster-like obscene play. On such occasions they often assault and ravish the male right then and there.

They are like that since birth you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:31:21 2016 No.15531098 >>15531094 Orgy can either mean fucking all with each other or group sex, everyone with their partners. Given this is KC, it's clearly the second option but it looks like you really want it to be the second one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:32:18 2016 No.15531100 >>15531098 >Orgy can either mean fucking all with each other or group sex, everyone with their partners. No it doesn't. The definition is literally everyone mingling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:33:12 2016 No.15531102 >>15531100 >group sex, everyone with their partners. What's even the point to something like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:34:08 2016 No.15531103 >>15531102 It's just public sex at that point. Several old cultures used to do it. It's not an orgy though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:34:32 2016 No.15531105 >>15531100 Look who's the author. Look what's the setting about, again. If you really want in your headcanon to have your waifu being spitroasted by two guys is not our problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:34:55 2016 No.15531109 >>15531102 Exhibitionism. Community. Catching up with friends. Finding a husband or wife for your kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:36:40 2016 No.15531113 >>15531103 >Feast day with newlywed couples having sex in public >Old couples gushing about how cute their childen and nephews and nieces are together

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:37:54 2016 No.15531116 >>15531103 To me it looks like this is what KC wanted to say, and it got translated as orgy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:41:08 2016 No.15531123

>>15531105
How about you read the original post again. What does it say? Oh yeah, that KC would say that a woman is as loyal to you as you want.

But also that he specifies that the orgies DO HAPPEN in his setting and quite often.

You should look who the author is yourself. This is the guy that says if a monstergirl happens to take a liking to you and you're already married then your wife has no choice and has to shove over for the new arrival in your harem. And the guy that says no matter what you prefer in a woman, if you get fucked by a powerful monstergirl then you'll be unable to resist her. Saying that some of the most fuck crazy and corrupted groups like their orgies is not off base at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:43:08 2016 No.15531129 Daily Reminder that KC fucking hates NTR. And NTR is considered one of the worst things you can do.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:47:46 2016 No.15531139

>>15531123
>But also that he specifies that the orgies DO HAPPEN in his setting and quite often.
Orgies, or group public sex? Because you know, it's not the first time we have a problem because of translations.

>that KC would say that a woman is as loyal to you as you want
>would
So yeah, you're twisting KC's way of thinking for your own purpose, without any real prove of him saying anything like that, and thinking KC would be ok with the thought of your waifu cheating on you.

As I said, you're a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:54:14 2016 No.15531149 >>15531096 Literally nothing here implies that they fuck lots of men at the same time. The just fuck one man lots.

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Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:55:11 2016 No.15531153

>>15531139
Unless you can look up the Japanese word used and prove it doesn't mean orgy then orgy is what we got to work with. And an orgy doesn't happen without swapping around.

Since you are too retarded to put it together, what you're quoting means that something like an orgy would be entirely optional. You would never get NTR'd by your waifu running off to Fuckfest 2016 without you. But since somebody is obviously doing orgies as stated by KC, then somebody is swapping around.

That's the facts. If you wanna push the conjecture that it's a bad translation then go do the footwork and come back with some proof.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:57:12 2016 No.15531159 >>15531152 H-hello?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:57:20 2016 No.15531160 >>15530312 That's a lot of awoo in one woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:58:25 2016 No.15531163 >>15530327 >>15530372 I wanna milk this Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:02:07 2016 No.15531170 Dragons are big right?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:02:14 2016 No.15531172

>>15531149
>nothing here implies that they fuck lots of men at the same time
You're confusing me with orgy guy, the original point was, that monster are always willing and able to have sex, saying they're not all sluts is fucking dumb, and to further cement that

>Lasciviousness is considered to be a virtue, and the more lascivious they are, and the more sex they have, the more highly regarded they are as monsters. A monster ought always give in to desire, have sex with men, and indulge in pleasure and spirit energy. The obscene form of a monster in ecstasy, drunk with pleasure, showered in spirit energy, and no longer concerned with anything but sex is the most beautiful and wonderful form of a monster.

>. Among the monsters, there are some that are pure and chaste, and some that have a strong sense of shame. One could even say that they are very unlike monsters in general. And yet, they aren't even repudiated according to the monsters' values which regard lasciviousness as a virtue. The reason why is that for the monsters, even that is just is one of the tools they have to arouse men and get sex. It's because the monsters know that human men are attracted to and aroused by those kinds of women.

I think by orgies KC meant couples fucking in large groups, though the Sabbath balsck mass does seem to include what the other guy was saying. Hell, there's even a doujin about it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:02:22 2016 No.15531173

>>15531153
Didn't you tell me to read the World Guide 1?

>After getting warmed up from this, the monsters' eagerly awaited orgy of pleasure begins. The assembly hall where black mass is held is protected by the baphomet's demonic energy, so the monsters of Sabbath can just focus wholeheartedly on going at it with their onii-chan, and indulging in pleasure. Since the condensed demonic energy generated by the baphomet and many monsters having sex at the same time permeates the entire assembly hall, the bodies of all the monsters change, becoming even hotter, and even more sensitive to pleasure. Hence, the monsters are able to experience sex with onii-chan that is far more frenzied and pleasurable than ordinary.

>By showing off the indecency of child sex to one another, they reaffirm the wonderfulness of a child's body. Besides that, they like to introduce, or show off and boast their favorite onii-chan by having everyone watch as they're being violated by him.

It explicitly says they just fuck with their onii-chans, and the point of the orgy is to make it more pleasurable with all the demonic energy in the air, with also a point of exhibitionism.

Woah anon, it says ORGY but they just fuck with ONE person!

Now you will tell me you were talking about other type of orgies without postin any example again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:05:00 2016 No.15531180 >>15529903 Miia looking Mercy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:05:44 2016 No.15531184 >>15531170 Very.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:06:11 2016 No.15531185 >>15531091 I'm still waiting for this other guy to post it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:07:40 2016 No.15531188 >>15530312 What's this shit named and is it translated?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:08:34 2016 No.15531192 >>15531170 Yep. My dragon waifu is as big as the world for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:09:21 2016 No.15531193 >>15530901 I want to cum on those abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:09:29 2016 No.15531194 File: 505 KB, 1269x1800, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531172 Or at least based on his work, I mean, the main girl plain tells us she's a bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:09:47 2016 No.15531195 >>15531184 >>15531192 How big?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:10:51 2016 No.15531196 >>15531195 Something like 220cm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:12:31 2016 No.15531199 >>15531194 What does that doujin have to do with KC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:13:09 2016 No.15531202 >>15531196 >Not 275

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:13:41 2016 No.15531204 >>15531202 B-but I'm only 167...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:13:58 2016 No.15531207 >>15531199 >based on his work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:14:20 2016 No.15531211 >>15531194 That isn't tied to the MGE at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:15:34 2016 No.15531214 >>15531207 That doesn't mean shit. They both do black mass and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:16:33 2016 No.15531217 >>15531214 >nu uh! Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:17:17 2016 No.15531219 >>15531217 Please point me how it is based ok KC's work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:17:31 2016 No.15531220 >>15531204 >Not wanting a big powerful dragon who'll protect you and be super gentle with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:17:57 2016 No.15531222 >>15531195 Something like 200 cm, like the other guy said. People used to bully her because he was a small dragon, but for me, she is the biggest and strongest little lizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:18:20 2016 No.15531223 >>15531219 on*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:18:54 2016 No.15531226 >>15531217 Nigga you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:19:45 2016 No.15531228 >>15531226 It's probably this guy >>15531153 who got btfo and is trying to continue the shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:20:16 2016 No.15531233 >>15531219 >Sabbath orgy >bicorn I like how you're ignoring every other point I made and are trying to discredit me by focusing on this on one thing. >>15531226 >no argument >better insult him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:21:35 2016 No.15531235 >>15531228 That's not me and this isn't even a light breeze.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:21:56 2016 No.15531237 >>15531233 Do you even know what Sabbath means? You think KC invented the word? Are you this fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:23:03 2016 No.15531240 >>15531233 >bicorn KC is a centaur >this one is a sheep >all the girls aren't lolis TOTALLY RELATED GUYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:23:22 2016 No.15531242 >>15531233 KC didn't invent Bicorns and Sabbath orgies you mongoloid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witches%27_Sabbath] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chichevache

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:23:51 2016 No.15531244 >>15531204 Jesus Christ. I hope you're still growing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:23:57 2016 No.15531245 >>15531129 he is fine with reverse NTR

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:24:16 2016 No.15531246 >>15531220 >Not protecting a big and "scary" dragon She might be rich, powerful, and smart, but she is still lonely and sad. You need to protect her smile.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:24:22 2016 No.15531248

>>15531173
Oni chan is the generic term for male acolytes of the organization. They're not always attached to a specific monster. Even the rest of the paragraph you cut off talks about how that's their favorite one, but doesn't mention it's their only one. Usually that is the case though. All husbands are oni chans but not all oni chans are husbands.

And you didn't include the part from the witch profile where the rite is stated to be used in an orgy to induct new members, men and women.

Which is a case of
>KC
>consistency

But don't cherry pick and ignore the rest.

>>15531228
Not even close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:25:28 2016 No.15531250 >>15531246 But I'm lonely and sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:25:33 2016 No.15531251 File: 3.56 MB, 1310x1870, Lap pillow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531244 Haven't grown since middle-school, anon. Might as well join the circus, eh? Still wish I could have this with a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:25:42 2016 No.15531254 File: 688 KB, 810x1080, 1468423542791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you or would you not accept the love of life fiber monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:27:02 2016 No.15531257 >>15531254 Ragyo is a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:27:25 2016 No.15531259 >>15531248 On the same text >The adherents choose big brother But please, continue defending it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:28:21 2016 No.15531261 >>15531237 Do you? And keep ignoring everything else I've said, I've already schooled you and I'm done with you. Not my problem if you want to keep being an obtuse ostrich. >>15531240 >>15531242 >Another pair of niggers who can't read

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:28:51 2016 No.15531264 >>15531257 How can you say that, look at that hair, you'll never get any more fabulous than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:29:14 2016 No.15531266 >>15531254 B-but she'll make me dick the daughteru...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:29:20 2016 No.15531267 >>15531250 Then you can be like me and my waifu. Protect her smile while he protects yours, live for her and she lives for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:30:51 2016 No.15531272 >>15531266 Picked the fuck up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:31:29 2016 No.15531275 >>15531248 >>15531261 The mental gymnastics you two are going through to defend your shitty fetishes are pretty hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:33:11 2016 No.15531279 Say something nice about a monster girl you dont like. Matangos have really squishy butts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:34:26 2016 No.15531284 >>15531248 >>15531261 I'm genuinely surprised that people to your level of braindeadness exist.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:35:53 2016 No.15531288

>>15531259
That part just says the men become big brothers and the women become witches. But here's the sort of stuff you're purposefully ignoring.
>Those who aren't can also be found among the ranks of Sabbath, but eventually they will be.

>>15531275
>Pointing out something in a setting is true means you approve or like it being there.
You're doing some flips in your head yourself buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:37:11 2016 No.15531292 >>15531284 >>15531275 (you) Share it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:38:58 2016 No.15531296

>>15531288
>Those who aren't can also be found among the ranks of Sabbath, but eventually they will be
This isn't even on the same section I have been quoting the text, and it talks about how some aren't brainwashed into being lolicons yet.

What the fuck does that have to do with the rest?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:39:08 2016 No.15531297 >>15531288 >says the guy that cited an hmanga with no relation to the MGE whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:39:56 2016 No.15531299 Shirohebis were made to be bullied

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:40:00 2016 No.15531300 >>15531292 Thanks for confirming you're shitposting. This is the last (You) I will give you. Use it carefully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:40:41 2016 No.15531302 >>15531297 You can't even follow the reply chain right. That's the other guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:41:26 2016 No.15531305 >>15531279 Beelzebubs are pretty shit, but they have a good taste with all that kissing and licking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:42:30 2016 No.15531306 >>15531279 Holsts often have nice hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:42:50 2016 No.15531308 >>15531300 >get fuckin schooled >I don't like what he's saying >S-s-shitposting! No, that's you my alpish little friend. May you get all the dicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:44:13 2016 No.15531311 >>15531305 >wanting to be kissed by a trash mouth >>15531306 >doesn't like holsts You better explain yourself right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:44:43 2016 No.15531313 >>15531296 If you read the whole thing the context is you have men that are in the organization but haven't been husbanded yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:47:26 2016 No.15531323 >>15531313 If you had read the whole context of MGE you would have know a monstergirl fucking someone else than their husbands can't happen, but since you didn't here we are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:51:32 2016 No.15531330 >>15531248 >Oni chan is the generic term for male acolytes of the organization It can be interpreted both ways, but you're pretty eager to defend the shit one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:52:33 2016 No.15531333 File: 535 KB, 845x946, HOW DO HUMAN GIRLS EVEN COMPETE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:53:01 2016 No.15531334 >all of this pedo, "MGs are born sluts", and "but the canon says __". When the thread gets this way it's so much easier to find less cancerous things to read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:53:45 2016 No.15531336 >>15531279 Cait sith have a potential to be pretty cool if they weren't furry and didn't have shit tier personalities.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:58:44 2016 No.15531350

>>15531333
I need that Paladin-chan so bad. I want to wrap her hair around my hands and sniff it. I want to hug every part of her. I want to kiss her all over. After hours of molesting I want to put it in her boymaker and get leglocked to make sure I give her all my love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:01:10 2016 No.15531356 I want to get high out of my mind with a monster girl, which monster girl is the best for that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:01:26 2016 No.15531357 >>15531279 Manticores have a neat design.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:01:27 2016 No.15531358 >>15531311 I would never kiss a dirty thing like beelzebubs, I meant to say they have good taste in fetishes. I would kiss and lik all over my waifus body, but I would rather bite my tongue if it was with a fly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:02:19 2016 No.15531359 >>15531350 t. Beelzebub

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:02:23 2016 No.15531361 File: 48 KB, 300x300, Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531356

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:05:22 2016 No.15531370 >>15531356 Matango. You'll never have to worry about coming down ever again. Or think or worry much at all ever again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:05:30 2016 No.15531371 What Monster Girl has the best Nonhuman feet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:06:11 2016 No.15531375 >>15531371 Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:06:52 2016 No.15531377 >>15531371 My bias says Kikimora, but I'm forced to admit that big fluffy paws are too good to pass up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:07:33 2016 No.15531379 >>15531356 The pothead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:08:58 2016 No.15531384 >>15531371 Familiar

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:09:41 2016 No.15531387

>>15531371
Reptile girls. Claws>Paws

>>15531377
>kiki
They look the best but they would be awkward when you realize they're some weird lump of molded flesh like chinese girls with broken feet. Could you even imagine massaging meaty high heels? I know how this sounds in a monstergirl thread but that's a little too uncanny valley for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:10:47 2016 No.15531390 Just because I would fuck old hag monster girls but only for money doesn't make me a slut, right? Older mgs need love too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:12:19 2016 No.15531394 >>15531387 >meaty high heels They look scaly and hard, though, not meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:12:33 2016 No.15531395 >>15531390 Of course you're not a slut anon. You're a whore. Whore's get paid. Now put those good looks to work and go make momma some money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:13:19 2016 No.15531398 http://exhentai.org/s/eca42b436c/831979-4 Is this you, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:13:51 2016 No.15531400 >>15531375 >>15531377 >>15531384 Monster Girl footjobs when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:13:55 2016 No.15531401 >>15531387 I like to imagine that there is non-scaled skin at the top of the arch of the foot between the ball and the heel. Its pretty well shaped to stick your dick into too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:15:28 2016 No.15531406 >>15531394 Scales covering meat, anon. Even if the main toe bone was the diameter of the tibia, it's still 3/4 meat. They're thick feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:15:47 2016 No.15531408 >>15531400 Right here>>15529825 Elf feet are human feet though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:16:26 2016 No.15531411 >>15531406 Watch they turn out to be surprisingly sensitive to the touch (i.e. ticklish)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:16:41 2016 No.15531413 >>15531395 >having a pimp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:18:23 2016 No.15531418 >>15531413 Who else going to protect a frail little dandy like you from those street ushis and homeless tigers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:18:47 2016 No.15531422 >>15531361 I always forget about the floating cocaine balls >>15531370 Put it that way it actually sounds good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:19:10 2016 No.15531423 >>15531390 Better than me at least. I would fuck old poweful MGs and the only thing I would accept as payment is their smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:21:09 2016 No.15531428 >>15531418 >not being at the very least hero tier >not having a posse of like minded individuals watching out for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:23:16 2016 No.15531434 File: 105 KB, 514x846, CmsR8fKUIAASgTX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:23:52 2016 No.15531437 File: 409 KB, 850x566, sample_204ec6a99a9aefaec0da5d324eb451eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531390 Would you sell yourself to a brothel? Or would you work freelance?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:24:24 2016 No.15531438 >>15531434 What would happen if I went around town slapping every girl with rude tits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:24:27 2016 No.15531439 >>15531428 Nobody want's to be friends with a whore, anon. Except Jesus, and he's bad for business. The ladies don't like someone that handsome telling them he's not for sale and preaching celibacy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:26:26 2016 No.15531444 File: 145 KB, 950x900, 1464477735027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531437 >sample

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:27:07 2016 No.15531446 >>15531444 The not-sample was too big to post, give me a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:28:10 2016 No.15531450 >>15531439 >nobody wants to be friends with a whore Says you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:29:16 2016 No.15531454 >>15531438 They would slap your rude dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:29:17 2016 No.15531455 File: 47 KB, 1001x985, Nice joke Anon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531446 You'll get no mercy from me, you dirty failure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:33:05 2016 No.15531462 >>15531454 A cannot be rude, it stands at attention lavishing praise upon the one that rouses it, and being at rest it shows it's composure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:35:46 2016 No.15531468 >>15531400 Yeti footjobs on a cold day, just tell her you need "warmed up"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:38:53 2016 No.15531480 >>15531437 Brothel is much better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:40:58 2016 No.15531490 >>15531437 Both are soul crushing and friendless environments though. Pretty sure monstergirls would stop wanting to buy such a broken and pathetic man after a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:42:40 2016 No.15531495 >>15531437 Brothel means a more clients and no risk of getting husbando'd but it also means I can't say no to the regulars Can you really lick an old Wock's feet if she asked for it? I'd cry while doing it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:43:56 2016 No.15531499 >>15531428 >not being a top adventurer and becoming an expensive whore >and then doing charity fucks for unpopular girls >not having a Cyclops fujo cum with every thrust 'cause she's so excited about having her hero inside her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:44:22 2016 No.15531502 File: 196 KB, 862x593, 1316815626648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531490 I smell suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:45:58 2016 No.15531510 >>15531495 I'm sure old wocks don't look THAT bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:46:51 2016 No.15531513 >>15531499 >fujo You want to die round eye?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:50:01 2016 No.15531528 >>15531510 Old Wocks are as beautiful as young ones, it's about how humiliating the whole thing is Selling your body is one thing, selling your pride is another

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:50:18 2016 No.15531529

>>15531513
She's drawn so many doujins about you and your friends, and now you're really inside her! I bet she'd faint when you walked in, too. Would you put it in her butt so she could pretend to be one of her bottoms or put it in her vagoo to give her a taste of het?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:50:30 2016 No.15531531 >>15531502 Depends, does being a cynical and washed out young MGC prostitute count as suffering?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:51:39 2016 No.15531537 >>15531495 Hey, don't cry when you pleasure your boss. It makes her feel awkward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:51:42 2016 No.15531538 >>15531529 I'd fuck her a full day for every doujin she drew. ON raging mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:52:43 2016 No.15531543 Unicorn prostitutes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:52:56 2016 No.15531544 >>15531490 >Pretty sure monstergirls would stop wanting to buy such a broken and pathetic man after a while Nah, monstergirls with a healing fetish exist too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:53:46 2016 No.15531545 >>15531528 You sell your pride the moment you sign on that dotted line to be employed by a brothel. It's probably literally in the job description.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:54:53 2016 No.15531550 >>15531538 You understand that she'd be in heaven if you fucked her brain out every day for a month, right? You sound like it's supposed to be a punishment. Would you use condoms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:55:41 2016 No.15531553 >>15531538 She'll never hold pencil or pen again. >>15531531 Could be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:56:19 2016 No.15531555 >>15531544 What monstergirl would want to waste her time healing a cynical piece of trash?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:56:45 2016 No.15531559 >>15531550 >spoiler What are you a sailor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:57:04 2016 No.15531561 >>15531545 >By signing this form you accept that non-employees are literally better than you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:58:02 2016 No.15531566 >>15531543 Prostitutes and sluts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:58:11 2016 No.15531568 >>15531553 >She'll never hold pencil or pen again. More like she'll exclusively draw Anon x Her stories from now on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:58:39 2016 No.15531570 >>15531561 Anon, that's kind of what prostitution is. That's a lot of jobs come to think of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:59:34 2016 No.15531576 File: 684 KB, 1214x637, 1468429174661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This doujin always makes me wish for a Baphomet Onee-san who would help me graduate from my virginity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:59:48 2016 No.15531577 >>15531568 I could live with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:00:21 2016 No.15531583 >>15531555 Trolls, Unicorns, Shirohebis, Houri, Holstaurus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:01:23 2016 No.15531588 >>15531543 >>15531566 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:02:24 2016 No.15531592 >>15531588 Not asking for your permission.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:03:03 2016 No.15531595 >>15531583 I'm not worthy of any of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:03:47 2016 No.15531597 >>15531495 I'd become a whore for the sole purpose of licking old Wock feet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:04:14 2016 No.15531600 >>15531592 NO

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:04:29 2016 No.15531602

Alright /mgg/ I got a question for you.

So, I'm thinking about doing something that involves you guys.
It's a story I'm gonna write. It takes place in a courtroom, and the readers are the jury.
A poor man has been accused of a serious crime in MGC. And it is your job to decide whether he is guilty or not. I'll make a strawpoll and everything.
Would you guys be interested?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:04:37 2016 No.15531604 >>15531595 Depression anon is that you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:04:50 2016 No.15531605 >>15531577 Would you be fine with her calling you every day to beg for your cock? She's the kind of girl that will get obsessed with you, especially when you've reamed her non-stop for a month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:05:56 2016 No.15531608 >>15531602 GUILTY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:06:03 2016 No.15531609 >>15531602 Sounds kinda neat, but I think it's so close to a CYOA that some people will get mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:06:06 2016 No.15531610 >>15531604 Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:08:13 2016 No.15531618 >>15531610 Honestly, that could be over half of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:10:56 2016 No.15531625 >>15531600 YES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:11:59 2016 No.15531629 >>15531602 >strawpoll >after Gabby Still mad. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:12:01 2016 No.15531630 >>15531595 You will be receiving an unmarried orphan wendigo child as part of the Young Eldritch horrors for Troubled Individuals program, please take care if her and raise her well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:12:37 2016 No.15531634 >>15531602 Eh, why not? Let's do it. Hopefully this doesn't burn the board down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:12:59 2016 No.15531636 >>15531629 What the fuck did I do? I was just tossing ideas out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:13:02 2016 No.15531638 >>15531605 Can she cook and clean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:13:30 2016 No.15531641 >>15531602 Go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:13:38 2016 No.15531642 File: 325 KB, 2047x948, I AM THE LAW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531602

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:13:39 2016 No.15531643 >>15531576 This manga is good for the penis and the heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:14:55 2016 No.15531651 >>15531636 Your crime is being an ignorant lout.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:17:28 2016 No.15531666 >>15531630 I don't think monstergirls would take well to a single dad either anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:18:33 2016 No.15531671 >>15531638 Probably not very well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:20:57 2016 No.15531679 >>15531576 So would all MGs be able to sense if you were a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:22:47 2016 No.15531684 >>15531642 The judge is a hottie and I can't control my body?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:22:59 2016 No.15531685 >>15531671 What if I told her she could live with me if she learned to care for my house? That way we'd both benefit and I wouldn't have to deal with an obsessed Cyclops calling and following me everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:23:26 2016 No.15531687 >>15531684 Creep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:24:06 2016 No.15531689 >>15531679 Smell it or taste it in your spirit energy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:25:40 2016 No.15531696

>>15531685
I'm sure she'd spend every day at the housewives' school if you told her that. Are you sure, though? She'll think you've made her into your sex slave, or even mistress or common law wife. She'll do all sorts of creepy shit like giving you a kiss when you go to work and asking if you want dinner, a bath or her when you come home.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:25:48 2016 No.15531698

>>15531555
>Succubus that doesn't give a shit about healing but takes you home to slake her lust
>Grudgingly start to care about one another as time goes on
>She's laying stretched out on the couch watching tv
>"Why do you always have that sappy love channel on? Not like you care about anything but dick, my dick most of the time."
>"How could I not care about your dick? It's a wonderful prick."
>"I really am just a piece of meat to you aren't I? Just another dildo in your collection."
>"Hey now, a nice dick is a nice dick. But it takes a man to know how to use it. Don't sell yourself short. You're at least two steps above a dildo, three if you ever learn to vibrate."
>"Funny."
>"I thought so."
>"There room for two on that couch?"
>"There's always room for you."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:26:56 2016 No.15531702 >>15531602 If there's no Dredd option, we riot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:27:48 2016 No.15531707 >>15531696 >sex slave, or even mistress or common law wife I'm just a man taking care of a Cyclops to make sure she doesn't fuck up anymore and damage my rep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:29:11 2016 No.15531715 >>15531707 She doesn't see it like that. If she behaves like your secret wife and you put your dick inside her, she's going to think she's your secret wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:29:12 2016 No.15531716 >>15531698 >learn to vibrate Kek, perra.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:30:02 2016 No.15531722 >>15531684 1 month in the Iso Cubes for you punk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:30:54 2016 No.15531726 >>15531715 So what you're saying, is I should keep her locked up and use her solely to slake my lust and maybe make a basement family?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:31:52 2016 No.15531728 >>15531666 It is too late Satan, the sound of snow crashing and muffled awawas will signal the arrival of your new daughter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:32:40 2016 No.15531731 >>15531602 Seems interesting, but instead of making it a CYOA you should put the focus on making the accused's case as controversial as possible to really create a debate around his guiltiness

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:33:36 2016 No.15531736 >>15531726 >Basement family You just reminded me of that guy that had like four successive generations of girls in his and he was the father of all of them. Makes me imagine what KDF will become.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:34:03 2016 No.15531738 >>15530946 >Lesser Succubus I wonder if any succubi retain the fur from that phase.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:34:07 2016 No.15531739 >>15531731 Hmmm... I have an idea for my case, but I don't know if I should make it super silly, or try to present it as so serious it's hard to take seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:34:17 2016 No.15531740 >>15531726 Sounds good. Being chained to the wall and used every day to receive your seed would make her very happy, almost as happy as being your mistress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:35:46 2016 No.15531743 >>15531738 They are kind of unique in that they're about the only monster I can think of that gets less beastly when it levels up. Curious, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:36:04 2016 No.15531746 >>15531736 What's KDF?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:36:42 2016 No.15531747 >>15531746 Korean Defense Force

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:36:49 2016 No.15531748 >>15531746 Kobold Daughteru Fruit or was it Furniture? I can never remember.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:37:25 2016 No.15531751 >>15531740 >mistress >hfw I gift her a black and red dress signifying this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:37:25 2016 No.15531752 >>15531746 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:39:40 2016 No.15531757 >>15531752 No idea what you mean. I'm completely serious.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:39:48 2016 No.15531759
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>>15531751
>>hfw I gift her a black and red dress signifying this
And the best part is, you can keep being a hooker since as a mistress you're her privilige, not her right!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:40:48 2016 No.15531762 >>15531746 King Dire Faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:41:14 2016 No.15531763 >>15531739 Well, the most important part is that you have fun writing it so do whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:42:22 2016 No.15531765 >>15531763 I'll have fun writing it no doubt, but I like being a writefag for the people. I try to let you guys interact with me as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:45:13 2016 No.15531772 >>15531759 Are Cyclops best girls or just useful?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:46:17 2016 No.15531774 >>15531728 Well I guess I can at least enjoy the platonic love between father and child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:47:42 2016 No.15531777 >>15531772 They're plain-best. They're not that powerful or tight but they try their best!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:50:39 2016 No.15531782 >>15531772 They are useful, even a she-goat's skin can warm a desperate man anights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:54:55 2016 No.15531794 >>15531736 Pretty sure KDF is against making more dauhgteru generations if I remember right

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:56:15 2016 No.15531796 >>15531794 I thought he was a platonic daughter fag, not an incest fiend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:59:24 2016 No.15531805 File: 3.38 MB, 700x285, 1467610216717.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531796

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:59:47 2016 No.15531809 >>15531796 His name is Kobold Daughteru Fucker, if that doesn't imply incest then what the hell does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:01:47 2016 No.15531814 Reminder that your waifu and all other monster girls would never actually love you. Cheat on them before they cheat on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:02:10 2016 No.15531817 >>15531809 I misremembered it as faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:02:26 2016 No.15531819 >>15531814 You shut your fucking whore mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:03:18 2016 No.15531822 >>15531809 Would his waifu hold their daughterus hand while he fucks her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:03:29 2016 No.15531823 >>15531809 OOOOOH, him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:06:00 2016 No.15531833 >>15531822 That is fucking hot. You know what's hotter? If the mother sits her on lap while you pound her and coaches her all through it, praising he and giving her headpats as she takes daddy's dick so well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:09:27 2016 No.15531846 >>15531833 Daddy better give mommy some sugar, too. Maybe give every other kiss to her and then let her drink the cum out of the rubber afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:09:40 2016 No.15531847 >>15531819 You know it's true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:12:12 2016 No.15531857 >>15531846 >using a condom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:13:39 2016 No.15531860 >>15531846 Of course, you'd be face to face. Only way this could be any hotter is if you turned your daughter around and you both nursed from your waifu as you alternate between their holes.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:17:52 2016 No.15531869

>>15531860
Why not tease your daughter by just starting to have passionate sex with your waifu with her sort of in the middle being hugged? Just be careful not to overdo it, particularly with worshipping your waifu's big tits, or she might feel inadequate and cry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:22:52 2016 No.15531881 >>15531869 But my waifu is an A cup.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:24:25 2016 No.15531886

>>15531869
>daughteru between you and your waifu
>while you tend to her, she tells your daughter of the night she was conceived
>guiding your hands and emphasizing every touch, every squeeze, kiss and caress
>your wife makes it a point to show her where you're connected, how it gouges her, in and out and how she'll soon experience their husband
Dude, get the fuck out of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:26:04 2016 No.15531890 File: 735 KB, 750x1063, 1455680455789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Teasing a wolfu in heat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:26:11 2016 No.15531891 >Young Kobold daughter tries to hit on boys she likes >Never works because they all assume that every night she goes home to suck her dad's cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:26:13 2016 No.15531892 >>15531886 I bet the girl would think it a little gross to get daddys dick while it's all covered in mommy's juices, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:29:02 2016 No.15531897 >>15531890 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:30:03 2016 No.15531898 >>15531891 Isn't that the case for every monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:30:17 2016 No.15531901 >>15531881 Is your daughter bigger? She might accuse you of being a pedo for giving all your attention to your legal loli wife while ignoring your voluptuous daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:32:21 2016 No.15531909 >>15531892 Mister, I don't think you understand how perverted monstergirls are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:33:57 2016 No.15531917 >>15531602 I wouldn't mind having this turn into some sort of 12 Angry Men thing. >>15531847 Truth is subjective, and can still be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:34:35 2016 No.15531920 >>15531898 No, for some reason the deviants and scum flock to fuck kobold children in particular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:35:51 2016 No.15531925 >>15531891 >she tells you of this between sobs >make it a reality GG faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:36:15 2016 No.15531927 File: 507 KB, 1024x1300, Drunk_pump_a_rum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15530311 Drunk crows. >>15530312 Source name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:36:38 2016 No.15531929 >>15531890 absolutely yes

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:38:17 2016 No.15531933

>>15531925
>Make it a reality
>Then some years later the daughteru you got from fucking your daughteru tells you this
>Make it a reality
It's a self perpetuating cycle. I just wish multigenerational incest was a bad thing in MG land. then the daugher fuckers would sort themselves out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:38:21 2016 No.15531934 >>15531920 That doesn't matter, the same thing still applies to all monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:38:33 2016 No.15531936 >>15531920 >deviant What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:39:23 2016 No.15531940 >>15531927 Are you fine with monsterboys, literal shit eating and tons of other garbage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:39:31 2016 No.15531942 >>15531934 Contrary to thread discussions, incest isn't all that common in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:39:40 2016 No.15531943 File: 685 KB, 2497x1822, reminds me of the premise of hatsu inu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531698

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:40:11 2016 No.15531945 >>15531933 What's wrong with it? You could never love her the way I do, no one can. So she'll stay. With Daddy. FOREVER.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:40:23 2016 No.15531946 >>15531942 >Lying That's pretty sad, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:41:14 2016 No.15531947 >>15531942 Oh boy here we go.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:41:29 2016 No.15531949 >>15531942 Right, except with species like Dark Elves.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:41:38 2016 No.15531950

>>15531940
If you're talking about fecal pap from koalas I already knew about that before the manga page was put in here. The rest of it I can tolerate if it's not done in any erotic context.

Except Kangaroos, because how can human men hope to compete with those fucker's muscles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:42:35 2016 No.15531951 >>15531943 Her eyes mang, look at them. That's not safe at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:42:48 2016 No.15531952 >>15531943 So sultry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:43:08 2016 No.15531953 >>15531901 She's not a loli though, she's tall and pear shaped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:43:08 2016 No.15531954 >>15531950 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:43:15 2016 No.15531955 >>15531898 >>15531934 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:43:19 2016 No.15531956 >>15531943 >hey fuckface san, who's better, me or the vibe? >she proceeds to seriously think about it >"SHE'S FUCKING THINKING IT OVER" Oh hentai MCs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:44:31 2016 No.15531959 >>15531945 Got eyes in the back of your head pal, because your waifu's twat could use a little dusting off if you catch my meanin'. And if not you, then I'm sure some other gentleman wouldn't mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:45:16 2016 No.15531960 >>15531954 I just want to know the manga's name Anon. I don't care what gets people's motors revving but you'd be damned blind if you don't know how fucking big male Kangaroos get in Straya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:45:43 2016 No.15531963 >>15531933 >grandaughterfu daughter get GG EZ QUEERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:46:03 2016 No.15531965 >>15531960 Again, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:46:36 2016 No.15531967 >>15531949 Also, Large Mice and Devil Bugs. Even so, that's three species out of god knows how many out there? Not necessarily what should be considered common. I mean, not unless you're a rat or a cockroach yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:46:49 2016 No.15531968 >>15531959 I don't have to worry about that, I'm not low t.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:47:14 2016 No.15531970 >>15531965 Take a midol and chill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:48:24 2016 No.15531972 >>15531945 Do you even care about your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:48:54 2016 No.15531973 >>15531953 ...She's not a Lich, is she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:50:45 2016 No.15531977 >>15531973 No, she's a Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:51:21 2016 No.15531978 >>15531967 Don't forget about slimes. Dhampirs are also strong candidates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:53:03 2016 No.15531980 >>15531972 You need to chill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:54:01 2016 No.15531987 >>15531980 You need to answer my question.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:55:13 2016 No.15531995 >>15531920 It's just the KDF and now people who've been corrupted by him and his memes. Really just the KDF though I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:55:42 2016 No.15531998 >>15531968 But you are only one man. Any moment your cock is in your daughteru is a moment it isn't in your waifu. This is why yanderes a best. No way in hell would they put up with being a cuckquean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:56:10 2016 No.15531999 File: 1.11 MB, 1340x1191, 1458339315854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Muscle Zombies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:56:20 2016 No.15532001 >>15531978 Okay, I honestly didn't know that about slimes. You learn something new every day..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:56:25 2016 No.15532002 >>15531967 Also dhampries and slimes That the races that always fuck their dads. All races can fuck their fathers but some of the do it all the time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:56:30 2016 No.15532004 >>15531987 Why, so you can reject my answer as always and say I don't love my waifu cause I'll dick my daughteru, even when that is normal and encouraged for monsters? Nah, eat a cunt. Your waifu's cunt and no one else you boring ass vanillafag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:57:19 2016 No.15532007 >>15531995 I'm just in it for the mother-daughter encouragement. It's fine if it's her childhood friend doing the daughter, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:57:19 2016 No.15532008 >>15531999 No. Zombies are to be small and cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:57:47 2016 No.15532010 File: 738 KB, 1001x1221, 1467358503327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15531999 Muscle Oni!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:57:58 2016 No.15532011 >>15532008 But can't I have one that's thick and springy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:58:17 2016 No.15532013 >>15531998 >what are doppelganger potions >what are threesomes You are not very smart are you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:58:30 2016 No.15532014 >>15532008 But you can't get a 7ft Wight without a YUGE 7ft Zombie.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:58:50 2016 No.15532016

>>15532004
>as always
Never asked before.

>I don't love my waifu cause I'll dick my daughteru
If you dick both I don't see the problem, but since I never see your waifu mentioned I don't know if she's dead, or she left, or you just don't care about her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:59:54 2016 No.15532019 >>15532014 I don't want a 7ft Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:00:05 2016 No.15532020 >>15532010 Tomboyish girls are the best!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:00:09 2016 No.15532021 >>15531995 >corrupted >implying daughteru dicking isn't a proud /mgg/ tradition that started coming into question when the anti lolifags, anti incestfags and hardline vanillaniggers jumped on board

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:01:50 2016 No.15532027 File: 843 KB, 1248x1320, 1467357349533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532020 My man! >tfw no tall Oni tomboy gf to princess carry you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:01:53 2016 No.15532028 >>15532021 I wouldn't know, I haven't been here much more than a year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:02:41 2016 No.15532032 >>15532013 >What are d.pot. A cheap copout, and an equally cheap imitation of the real thing >what are threesome Irrelevant, you don't have two cocks. I'm smarter than you at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:03:24 2016 No.15532037 >>15532027 I want to intercrural her spats!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:03:47 2016 No.15532039 File: 961 KB, 2396x1087, 13743730642752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did even one of you saw Song of the Sea? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jxc7WkC674

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:04:03 2016 No.15532041 >>15532032 >those don't count! What are you 5?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:04:48 2016 No.15532044 >>15532019 >Not wanting a 7' Wight to kabe-don you while she hikes her dress up to show off that thigh cut Get out of my sight you slimy walrus looking piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:05:12 2016 No.15532047 >People will either dick their daughterus or leave her to become the town's bike >Daughteru is just playing with her childhood friend while me and my wife watch Oh god what is going to happen with us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:05:35 2016 No.15532049 >>15532013 >doppelganger potions A shit >threesomes Are you a cuck?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:05:57 2016 No.15532051
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>>15532019
>Not wanting an Ara ara~ Undead with milky breasts that'd fill a bucket several times over
>Not wanting to ravage her plump jiggly ass as your fingers sink into each cheek
>Not wanting her to give you an intercrural with her thick Wock-tier thighs so you can come on her abs
Sad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:06:04 2016 No.15532053 >>15532032 >you don't have two cocks >implying mamono mana couldn't make this possible >implying Sabbath couldn't make such a potion >implying you aren't arguing for it's own sake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:06:30 2016 No.15532056 >>15532047 you die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:07:35 2016 No.15532060 >>15532027 I want to carry her instead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:07:36 2016 No.15532059 >>15532032 Nigger did nobody ever teach you how to take turns and share when you were a kid? That's something people do in case you were wondering. They share. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:08:36 2016 No.15532063 >>15532044 But she can do that without being 7ft! >>15532051 That all sounds nice, but I just don't want her to be 7ft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:08:45 2016 No.15532064 >>15532059 You share your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:08:50 2016 No.15532065 >>15532049 A threesome between me, my wife and daughter you no reply chain following, orange picking, grave defiling, disrespectful cum rag tea chugging kissless handholdless suicide by 40 useless piece of shit neet waste of resources.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:09:09 2016 No.15532066 >>15532064 With my daughteru only, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:09:46 2016 No.15532069 >>15532051 Anon stop, you're awakening my inner Gomez.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:10:58 2016 No.15532072 stop taking the bait KDF we've had this conversation before god dammit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:10:58 2016 No.15532073 File: 116 KB, 600x484, 1408580569167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please stop fighting! Think of the children!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:11:24 2016 No.15532074

>>15532059
Sharing is for faggots
>>15532041
>Have this imitation that will only last long enough to blow a few loads I'm sure it's an apt replacement for your beloved husband
>It totally counts
>>15532053
Ehh. The only way extra dicks can justify this is if you have three or more. The first and second belong t oyour waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:11:43 2016 No.15532075 >>15532060 On a scale of "not blushing" to "noticeable on a red oni", how much is she going to blush when you pick her up, wobble a few times, and then begin walking, gaining confidence with every stride?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:12:27 2016 No.15532077 >>15532073 Children are dumb. I hate kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:12:44 2016 No.15532078 File: 7 KB, 217x168, 1379181073301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532073 >Think of the children!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:13:05 2016 No.15532082 >>15532073 That's right! Everybody chill, take your daughteru and waifu in arms, and fuck the shit out of them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:13:28 2016 No.15532084 >>15532075 She's going to be redder than a Red Dwarf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:13:36 2016 No.15532085 >>15532077 And then the fires on the Salamander's tail went out. >>15532078 ...only to spawn elsewhere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:15:19 2016 No.15532091 What monster girl would greet you at home after a long day on the job? What would they do to help you relax?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:15:35 2016 No.15532092 >>15532072 I don't think it's the KDF. I don't recognize his posting style at all, plus I'm one of the people in the discussion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:15:57 2016 No.15532093 >>15532085 Good! Kids are stupid!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:16:40 2016 No.15532095 >>15532019 I'll take her then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:16:50 2016 No.15532096 >>15532091 I don't work, my waifu doesn't want me to.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:17:34 2016 No.15532100
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>>15532063
>>15532069
But anon(s), a 7ft. Wight is also perfect for lap sitting and nursing handjobs!

Seriously. Vaginal+breast_sucking+lactation+size_difference is the best shit ever, and I lament the fact that it isn't drawn more often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:17:48 2016 No.15532101 >>15532091 My waifu would greet me with a wagging tail and open wings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:18:24 2016 No.15532102 >>15532095 Too bad. I'm taking her now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:18:46 2016 No.15532104 >>15532072 But anon, I haven't posted since last night!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:19:01 2016 No.15532106 >>15532096 I hear you. It's dangerous outside the cave anyway.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:19:04 2016 No.15532107

>>15532084
Where are you going to princess carry her?
Don't tell me that you're going to carry her upstairs, toss her, a blushing, stammering mess who has never been treated this way before, onto the bed, peel off her spats and fuck the bed in half, right? Nothing like that?
Or even worse, you're going to princess carry her down the street, where everyone can see her, to the dress store where you're going to get her nothing short of the frilliest dress possible, then go for a walk in the park while eating ice cream, where she will almost surely squeal with pleasure and embarrasment when you carefully interlock your fingers right there in front of everyone, right?
That would be bad too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:19:25 2016 No.15532110 >>15532100 >lap sitting and nursing handjobs! Not a fan of that crud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:19:51 2016 No.15532111 >>15532106 >the cave Castle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:20:44 2016 No.15532115 >>15532106 You need to face the danger of the outside, Anon. How else are you going to protect her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:21:12 2016 No.15532118 >>15532107 I wasn't going to before, but now you bet I will. Maybe I'll even carry her in the dress in front of all her friends!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:21:59 2016 No.15532120
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Reminder that it's only logical to fuck your family members. Why would you want the baggage that comes with other people's families, and who's closer to you than your own flesh and blood? Who understands you better and could love you more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:22:05 2016 No.15532122 >>15532115 Protect her? She has her buddyguards for that. Me? I stay indoors. There's bioluminescent mushrooms and glowing crystal thingies that you can use to get a tan. It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:22:18 2016 No.15532125 >>15532115 She protects you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:22:25 2016 No.15532127 >>15532100 >Those thighs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:22:43 2016 No.15532129 Daughter fuckers deserve to be shot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:24:15 2016 No.15532134 >>15532129 No they don't. NTRfags do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:24:19 2016 No.15532135 Stop arguing about the daughterus please, I never meant for it to be this way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:24:43 2016 No.15532136 >>15532134 Both of them do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:25:49 2016 No.15532139 >>15532136 They need to line each other up and fire on each other musket-line style.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:25:50 2016 No.15532140 >>15532135 You could say you didn't ask for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:26:44 2016 No.15532142 >>15532135 We must carve our own path.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:26:54 2016 No.15532143 >>15532122 >>15532125 Why won't you guys protect your strong waifus? Am I the only one who tries to protect big kingdom destroyers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:26:55 2016 No.15532144 >>15532136 Just stop, you're gonna depress the guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:28:00 2016 No.15532147 >>15532144 Good, Daughter Fuckers deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:28:24 2016 No.15532150 >>15532120 Agreed. Fuck the onee-san. But stop at the onee-san. never betray the onee-san. Onee-san is love, onee-san is memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:28:42 2016 No.15532151 >You will never dick your gyaru Cheshire daughteru for the first time on her 18th birthday >She will never give you a lovely grin and confess that it's the best present she could ever ask for

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:28:55 2016 No.15532154 >>15532143 Because she's far stronger than any man and also rich as fuck. Why would I need to protect her? She likes to protect me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:28:59 2016 No.15532155 >>15532129 > he thinks he'll get past my army or daughterus >>15532147 Did your dad fuck your sister before you could, is that why you're so upset?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:29:40 2016 No.15532158 >>15532140 Yes, I do believe I could. >>15532142 That's what I've tried to do, it's just that there's shitposting on my road now and I feel responsible for it even though I hide and avoid the thread anytime this kind of shitposting happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:30:30 2016 No.15532159 >>15532155 Kill yourself, daughter fucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:31:19 2016 No.15532162 >>15532158 Anon, you cannot hold yourself responsible for those who do nothing but follow their wrath, because, just maybe, we're all the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:31:22 2016 No.15532163 >>15532143 I'm a cripple and weak. She's tough powerful and older then me. What can I do for her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:31:53 2016 No.15532167 >>15532158 It's not your fault man, people shitposted about dicking the daughteru long before you started your shtick. If you're KDF that is, I'm just assuming here.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:32:10 2016 No.15532168

>>15532118
You're a monster.
If you carry her in front of her friends, like maybe after she scores the winning kick in the monsterball game, they'll all see her blushing and trying to cover her face while you walk along and talk to her, exchanging full words for her breathy, exhausted mutters, until she succumbs to exhaustion and stops fighting it, accepting her fate to be carried! They'd all see it!
Even worse, she'd be really sweaty afterwards, so you'd get it all over you and you both would stink really bad.
If her friends saw that she was carried, they might stop thinking that she was such a tough monstergirl who only liked beer and dunking on stinky nerd girls like ookumades and elfs and start thinking that she's a tough monstergirl who likes girls stuff as well, stuff like being princess carried by her boyfriend!
All her friends would be jealous that they don't have cute boyfriends that can carry them, and she doesn't want to make them all jealous because she can't contain how much she loves you! She might even get so embarrased that she, red faced and shaking in the knees, gets up, grabs you by the collar, picks you up and kisses you right there before dragging you under the bleachers where she can gently and lovingly bruise your pelvis!
You're the real monster here, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:32:19 2016 No.15532170 >>15532163 >What can I do for her? Love her as always?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:33:31 2016 No.15532172

>>15532159
How should I do it, should I drown myself in her pussy juice, or let her suffocate me with her tight, firm rump? Or strangle me as she buns me with cigarettes and milks load after load after load until she revives by letting me drink her saliva just to do it all over again? Help a brother out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:33:34 2016 No.15532173 >>15532127 Abigail's thighs are enough for me to want to throw her onto the bed and love her all over. Then make her the best strawberry parfait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:33:53 2016 No.15532174 >>15532162 >>15532167 I suppose you anons are right. Back to my lurking hole it is then!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:33:53 2016 No.15532175 >>15532170 Well obviously that The point is though I can't really protect her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:34:15 2016 No.15532176 >>15532154 >>15532163 Maybe it's just me. I think I got that stupid "must protect her" disease from a shonen protagonist. In my point of view, my dragon isn't a rich, evil and powerful being, she is just my wife and I love her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:35:03 2016 No.15532177 >>15532136 This, the monster world can only tolerate vanilla romancing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:36:12 2016 No.15532180 >>15532168 I'm no monster, I'm just being a good boyfriend! I'll even carry her to the showers after her exhausting match where I totally won't molest her in front of all her friends while helping her get clean!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:36:22 2016 No.15532181 >>15532176 I'm strong (for a man) but she's stronger and wants to pamper me. I don't see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:38:01 2016 No.15532188 >>15532120 Monster girls incest tier list God tier: older sister Top tier: younger sister Mid tier: daughter and mother Trash tier: aunt, cousin, etc...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:39:14 2016 No.15532190 >>15532188 God tier:Onee-chan Trash: Everything else

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:39:47 2016 No.15532191 >>15532188 >>15532190 Older sisters are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:40:43 2016 No.15532193 you know, everyone complains about the daughteru fags but nobody complains about the onee-san fags even though they're just as obnoxious if not more so

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:41:58 2016 No.15532196 File: 512 KB, 1424x2040, 1441818409669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532190 This nigga gets it >>15532193 There's a massive different between dicking a sister, and dicking your daughter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:42:01 2016 No.15532197 >>15532193 You can be dominated by older sisters That's why /mgt/ has a clear bias for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:42:20 2016 No.15532198 >>15532188 >>15532190 Some corrections to be made God tier: Onee-chan Top tier: Older cousins, adoptive motherus Shit tier: Everything else

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:43:02 2016 No.15532200 File: 124 KB, 528x1015, Cute Grill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:43:22 2016 No.15532201 >>15532193 Sure they do. You're doing it right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:43:50 2016 No.15532202 >>15532196 yeah the onee-san fags are all like 'onee-sans are great, everything else is shit! everyone should have an onee-san!' but the daughteru fags aren't nearly that pushy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:44:13 2016 No.15532203 >>15532196 >Hyuck massiv differnce tween fuggin' ya sister and daughter This is you right now, Cleetus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:44:43 2016 No.15532205 >>15532200 If you put on that fucking mask, you're dead to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:45:17 2016 No.15532209 >>15532202 >but the daughteru fags aren't nearly that pushy HAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:45:28 2016 No.15532210 File: 2.83 MB, 1598x2254, 13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532177 >autism speaks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:45:49 2016 No.15532211 >>15532202 I never thought about it that way before, but you're not wrong this time Shitpost Man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:47:05 2016 No.15532212 >>15532202 >"P-People who like Onee-sans are mean though!" If you have that thin skin you actually do need an Onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:47:59 2016 No.15532215 While I wouldn't fuck my own daughter, I would like to have a loli sabbath girl call me daddy and pretend to be my daughter during sex.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:48:53 2016 No.15532218

>>15532091
A kiki would greet you with a nice warm meal. ...And she'll secretly be shlicking herself from the aroma of you having worked so hard.

A Shogg would prepare you a nicely cooked meal...while withholding the urge to scream in ecstasy with every bite you take.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:48:53 2016 No.15532219 >>15532202 Eh, they are just as pushy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:49:00 2016 No.15532220 >>15532188 Top tier: onee-san, daughteru and mother Mid tier: imouto and cousin Bottom tier: aunt They're all good though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:49:14 2016 No.15532221 >>15532188 >>15532190 >>15532198 These are all wrong, the only incest that matters is Blood Related

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:49:40 2016 No.15532222

>>15532180
Jesus Christ, you really hate this girl if you're willing to go that far.
So far that, after the game when all the girls start dragging their boyfriends to the showers, you're going to pick her up, walk through the door and, while various boyfriends line the wall while watching their girlfriends, you're going to tell her to give you her jersey, exposing her decidedly ungirly sports bra and her extremely unfeminine sweaty abs!
All her friends are going to be there, wiping off and trying to do rape their boyfriends that they brought with them, while you're going to be wiping her off and groping her decidedly girly ass and extremely feminine tatas, making her the only girl in the room who is being molested rather then molesting!
I bet a horrible person like you would even unnecessarily scrub her crotch, until she orgasms right there and almost passes out because all her friends, while mid-rape, are looking at her and thinking that they're not feeling as good as she is!
Once she's clean, i bet that you and all the rest of the boys are going to wander off, but not before you give her ass a good slap on the way out, surprising her enough that she, leading tomboy and strongest girl on the monsterball team, make a moan/yelp, a very well hidden red mark growing under her spats!
I hope you feel good about yourself, you really shouldn't be allowed to love because of how terrible you are if you would do any of that to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:50:06 2016 No.15532224 >>15532120 >Who is closer to you than your own flesh and blood? >Who understands you better and could love you more? About that...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:50:20 2016 No.15532225 >>15532205 Well there's two possibilities. She puts on the mask so she can become important or you can date her and make her feel important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:50:33 2016 No.15532227 >>15532210 I enjoyed it more then I should have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:51:16 2016 No.15532228 >>15532224 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:52:45 2016 No.15532231 >>15532218 I'd live to come home to an ultra stacked kiki whose got a warm meal ready.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:53:54 2016 No.15532236 File: 117 KB, 600x706, 1455168701829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons are for ab licking!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:54:36 2016 No.15532238 >>15532236 What if your dragon is pudgy though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:55:09 2016 No.15532241 >>15532227 I know the feeling, I absolutely despise ntr yet seeing a monster girl do that to a human woman gave me a boner. There's something very wrong about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:55:38 2016 No.15532243 >>15532231 *Ultra stacked shortstack kiki

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:55:50 2016 No.15532245 File: 312 KB, 850x1200, 1465168725993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532238 Then she's for going to the gym together and getting in shape!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:56:28 2016 No.15532249 >>15532241 You're a racist, racists against human women, and not as pure as you think.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:56:30 2016 No.15532250

>>15532221
>Not having a single motheru, your father having died the night before you were born
>Not having her train you in the ways of the paladin to fight by her side
>Not having her head off one night for a routine extermination, an infested graveyard
>Not sitting on your hands at home, sharpening your sword, while she falls in battle, but is brought back by a Lich that took a liking to her
>Not using her training to sense her when she comes to take one last look at you before heading off
>Not hunting down the shadow that flees when it realizes you've noticed it, and using your mother's training, capture it
>Not realizing that you were hunting your wighted motheru all along
>Not telling her you don't honestly care what she has become, you're just still glad to have her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:56:42 2016 No.15532251 >>15532243 This sounds fucking adorable as fuck. I'm suddenly imagining having to give her upsies to help her get to those hard to reach spots on shelves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:57:16 2016 No.15532254 >>15532238 Belly rubs and the feeding of snacks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:57:45 2016 No.15532255 >>15532243 This >>15529953 stacked?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:57:47 2016 No.15532256 File: 417 KB, 648x905, Grigori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532236 Dragons are for slaying and taking back your heart from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:58:03 2016 No.15532257 >>15532236 I'm gonna lick her abs so much that they got sore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:59:13 2016 No.15532265 File: 636 KB, 1100x881, 1463264141877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532231 >>15532243

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:59:34 2016 No.15532267 >>15532251 she'd probably have little stairs she could use to get up but giving her help to reach the very top shelf would be lovely, especially when she starts fussing about how she had to make you work. >>15532255 At least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:59:49 2016 No.15532268 >>15532224 Tell me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:01:01 2016 No.15532273 File: 401 KB, 700x921, 1464905320224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:01:04 2016 No.15532274 >>15532265 Needs a little more stacked.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:01:11 2016 No.15532275

>>15532222
What's so wrong about having a bit of fun with your girlfriend? I'm also insulted that you'd think I would leave her there instead of getting her dressed and carrying her to my car.

Maybe I'd also get a quick photo with one of the local reporters so her friends and all the other kids in school would get to see it in the paper tomorrow morning!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:01:30 2016 No.15532277 >>15532250 Thanks for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:02:11 2016 No.15532284 >>15532245 That sounds like work. And I don't want to be buff either, I like being a skeleton. >>15532254 This option sounds easier, I'm going with this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:02:52 2016 No.15532286 >>15532273 Stupid, sexy beautiful, suffering, protectable, needy girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:03:05 2016 No.15532288 >>15532256 I would rather steal her heart. That should teach her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:03:55 2016 No.15532291 >>15532228 >>15532268 What if there's nobody left?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:04:38 2016 No.15532292 What if you want your Zombie Waifu to keep her figure when she turns Wight instead of getting huge

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:05:05 2016 No.15532293 File: 133 KB, 916x1064, c120c784b3b54931d8b72f0ed2d0b1ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rape is bad, ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:05:48 2016 No.15532296 >>15532284 Pudgy dragons are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:06:15 2016 No.15532299 >>15532293 >Wasp Already can tell she's a mega cunt that deserves a beating. Thanks Crabman for having terrible taste in everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:06:25 2016 No.15532301 File: 129 KB, 528x1015, (FOOMP).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532205

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:06:36 2016 No.15532303 >>15532293 Whatever you say, Mr. Mackey

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:07:17 2016 No.15532307 >>15532301 You're dead to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:07:28 2016 No.15532310 >>15532293 Wasp Girls are scary!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:07:46 2016 No.15532312 >>15532291 You hire a lich to make you an embryo and implant you within a monster and then you go from there. Simple really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:08:55 2016 No.15532317 >>15532299 >>15532310 That ass doe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:09:47 2016 No.15532321 >>15532267 >get to hold her up by her big brown bubble butt as her tail wags >starts wan-waning and trilling when you lift her up to tighter areas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:09:51 2016 No.15532322 >>15532317 Ass means nothing when it's attached to a 3DPD-teir bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:10:33 2016 No.15532326 >>15532293 How else is a monster girl supposed to get in your pants? Do you want them to take you on a date or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:11:22 2016 No.15532329 >>15532292 why would you want that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:12:53 2016 No.15532335 >>15532321 Yep, and you'd even be able to see her special place if you look right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:13:02 2016 No.15532336 >>15532296 That they are Something wonderful about such powerful high ranking monster girls being chubby and cuddly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:13:14 2016 No.15532338 >>15532322 Wasp Girls are just aggressive, they don't know how to be nice. I'll show one kindness, you'll see, she's a good girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:13:15 2016 No.15532339 >>15532326 I'd rather stay in and play scrabble, then watch horror movies and gorge ourselves on junk food, pizza, root beer and ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:16:02 2016 No.15532349 Monsters would lose at scrabble because they would always try to play dirty words

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:16:06 2016 No.15532350 >>15532293 I honestly don't like that her wasp abdomen isn't coming off her butt like Queen Bee from Darkstalkers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:17:30 2016 No.15532358 >>15532277 Was that sarcastic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:17:30 2016 No.15532359 >>15532338 Wasps are cunts and don't deserve nice things, especially Wasp girls that Crabman made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:17:35 2016 No.15532360 >>15532349 Here's where you beat them at their own game and try and play words that only sound dirty. Things would get real interesting when you hand her a 'd' tile, though...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:17:38 2016 No.15532361 File: 164 KB, 800x1050, 1458180448656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish wolfus were real

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:18:15 2016 No.15532362 >>15532292 Zombies can be pretty hot but they're still damaged, when they Wight they bloom to their maximum beauty Their figure might change or stay the same, it all depends on their husband's view of beautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:18:28 2016 No.15532365 >>15532360 Peninsula?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:19:10 2016 No.15532370 >>15532362 >maximum beauty But they already are beautiful

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:20:03 2016 No.15532375

>>15532275
You've really got it out for this girl.
You've got it out for her so much that I bet you'd get the first page (because it was a slow news day),a half-page shot of you carrying her to your car while she smiles like a loon, a very clear shot of her completely unresisting body and her face.
It would have the caption "Game Winner celebrates with boyfriend", stating her name, and the fact that she was responsible for six of the seven goals scored by the MGC Penile Fractures, a three year undefeated team, because your girlfriend joined three years ago.
She would, of course, then be hounded by at least ten Crow Tengu with cameras, all searching for a good shot of the reigning champion and her cute boyfriend, because they're alone and they want to ask you if you have any cute friends who will princess carry them, as well as the fact that, by featuring a cute boy carrying a monstergirl, it's their most bought issue yet. It's so popular that the image has been shown on national television on a major news channel, reporting the image sweeping the internet and the nation, stating your girlfriend by name as the tomboyish girl who is being carried very romantically.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like for everyone at school to have seen that image and know that the monstergirl who just stuffed that dork girl into a locker and then put that locker in the trash was getting totally princess carried in that image, right? You'd like to be chilling at her house when her even musclier mother comes up and tries to convince you to princess carry her just like you do her daughter, "just like on Tanuki News", while right in front of her daughter, making her shout at her mother to shut up and go away, right?
Honestly, I'm not really shocked. I always knew you were like this.
Anyway, I'm done.Don't expect any more out of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:20:56 2016 No.15532378 File: 211 KB, 819x614, 1467432130133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532361 I wish horses were real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:21:19 2016 No.15532380 Can Monster and Man be just friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:21:32 2016 No.15532382 >>15532361 Me too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:21:40 2016 No.15532383 >>15532370 If you find scars and decaying skin perfect then I don't know Maybe they just get the ghost hand and powers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:21:44 2016 No.15532384 >>15532358 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:22:01 2016 No.15532388 >>15532378 STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS! PLEASE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:22:55 2016 No.15532394 >>15532380 I want to have a few monstergirl buddies who will come over and chill with me, no pressure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:23:15 2016 No.15532396 >Wake up >"Ho hum, I wonder what happened in the wee daylight hours in the monster girl thread this morning?" >Pure, concentrated, utter stupidity Why do I even bother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:23:29 2016 No.15532398 >>15532375 Of course I'd like that, there's nothing better than teasing your tomboy girlfriend. Thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:24:16 2016 No.15532404 File: 199 KB, 1000x899, 1447190324839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532361 I wish dragons were real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:24:54 2016 No.15532406 >>15532396 >we've been at it for the better part of 8 years, consistently >expecting things to change No anon, you are the stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:25:14 2016 No.15532408 >>15532398 Any time, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:25:21 2016 No.15532409 >>15532361 >>15532378 >>15532404 I wish wolfus, horsegirls and dragons were all real! Also magical undead qts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:25:50 2016 No.15532412 >>15532380 Sure but if you make a friendly marriage pact saying you two will marry by aged 30, then don't expect any relationship until then to work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:25:57 2016 No.15532413 >>15532361 Wolfus are delinquents who hang out in gangs! Attacking innocent men in packs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:26:22 2016 No.15532417 >>15532406 Yeah, well, I've only been here for 4 and oh god what am I doing with my life...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:27:00 2016 No.15532419 >>15532413 That's why you gotta assert your dominance over them! Be like the tomboy teaser anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:27:03 2016 No.15532421 >>15532383 Maybe her skin could turn the white for no decay, but her love lines are cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:28:24 2016 No.15532425 File: 528 KB, 742x1050, 49441102_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Kejourous were real

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:28:52 2016 No.15532427 >>15532419 I-I have some squeaky toys they might like...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:30:10 2016 No.15532431 >MFW trying to think of different kinds of theocracies in the MGE world >MFW The Angel Mechanicus >MFW Order Paladins using fucking Magitek >MFW even the magitek golems turn into waifus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:30:40 2016 No.15532434 >>15532427 You're treading into dangerous territory. Everyone knows that wolfus cannot resist chewing and squeezing squeaky toys, no matter how hard and tough they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:30:56 2016 No.15532435 >>15532365 Coccyx

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:31:00 2016 No.15532436 >>15532431 EVEN THE PALADIN GETS HIS DICK SUCKED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:31:07 2016 No.15532437 >>15532427 Perfect! Then while they're distracted you pull out your cock and fuck those Wolfus like you just ate several Raging Mushrooms at once! Make sure they all get pregnant for bonus points!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:31:50 2016 No.15532441
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>>15532413
There needs to be a story about the toughest delinquent hellhound in school who falls in love with the nicest guy in school. It would basically just be High School Rumble but gender swapped and with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:32:59 2016 No.15532447 I like Zombie Paladins who try and keep paladining

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:33:19 2016 No.15532448 >>15532437 Oh jeez, I don't want to make them all pregnant, that's so many Wolf Pups to take care of. I just want to make it to work safely without being shaken down by scary-looking Wolf Girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:33:26 2016 No.15532449 >>15532441 Anything in particular you would like to see? Give me an interesting idea and I'll promise you some writing 'eventually'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:34:49 2016 No.15532458 File: 175 KB, 818x439, 1453453543543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to stay strong in the face of a cute, purring kitty-cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:34:55 2016 No.15532460 How different are hellhounds and wolves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:35:14 2016 No.15532461 >>15532448 >Not getting them all pregnant >Not fucking them doggystyle while caressing their pregnant bellies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:35:42 2016 No.15532464 >>15532448 Do it anon! It's the only way to make them stop harassing you! Then you marry them afterwards and live a happy life surrounded by the Wolfus who used to constantly bother you and all your adorable pups!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:38:40 2016 No.15532478

>>15532461
That'll just mean more delinquent Wolf Girl thugs! They'll be just like their no-good mothers, maybe even worse!

Hundreds of Wolf Pups who say things like 'Sheesh, don't worry 'bout it Pops, I'll be back before 10, relax you old geezer.' And she'll be back at midnight!

I won't stand for it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:40:06 2016 No.15532481 >>15532464 The only reason one would marry their abusers would be to bully them to oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:42:57 2016 No.15532489 >>15532481 Exactly. >>15532478 Then stop that behavior from even developing! Bully your Wolfu wives until they become respectable members of society!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:43:00 2016 No.15532490

>>15532461

That'll just mean so many well-behaved Wolf Girl beauties! They'll be nothing like like their no-good mothers, so much better!

Hundreds of Wolf Pups who say things like 'Don't worry, I'm going to go to the store and bring back ingredients for when I make you dinner at 10' And she'll be back at 9!

I will stand for it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:44:44 2016 No.15532497 File: 13 KB, 532x291, June.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:46:51 2016 No.15532506 >>15532497 I like her eyes

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:47:24 2016 No.15532509 [DELETED]

>>15532489
100+ pups!

From multiple mothers!

If they're not shaking people down in the street, there'd be in-fighting between all the different litters.

They're mothers would just encourage them, that poor Jimmy kid from next door would be passed around between the different packs, each Alpha Wolf fighting for the right to be his boyfriend.

The best I can do is try to make sure they don't get into trouble with the law when they grow up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:48:26 2016 No.15532514 >>15532509 You're a pathetic father! Be a man! Raise those pups right!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:49:10 2016 No.15532516

>>15532489
100+ pups!

From multiple mothers!

If they're not shaking people down in the street, there'd be in-fighting between all the different litters.

Their mothers would just encourage them, that poor Jimmy kid from next door would be passed around between the different packs, each Alpha Wolf fighting for the right to be his girlfriend.

The best I can do is try to make sure they don't get into trouble with the law when they grow up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:49:29 2016 No.15532518 >>15532497 Oh yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:51:40 2016 No.15532528 >>15532497 I still don't see the appeal in her character

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:52:08 2016 No.15532529 >>15532516 You're so pathetic you can't even post right! How will you be able to turn those Wolfus into a respectable women if you can't even post correctly?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:54:01 2016 No.15532540
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>>15532449
I didn't think anybody would offer to do the story, I didn't think that far ahead.

I just think it would be cute to see a big tough hellhound acting cute and flirty around somebody she likes.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:55:51 2016 No.15532550

>>15532529
I don't know, maybe I can send them to a special kind of school that teaches them to be ladies.

Teaching them manners, poise and politeness. Instead of
"Haahn?! You looking to get raped small fry?!"
It'll be
"Excuse me sir, if it's no trouble, may I engage in some non-consensual intercourse with you this evening?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:56:08 2016 No.15532553 >>15532497 What kind of shitbag do you have to be like her? We may never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:57:03 2016 No.15532556 >>15532497 Explain

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:57:31 2016 No.15532558 >>15532550 That's not good enough! You gotta humiliate them in front of their friends and the entire town!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:58:19 2016 No.15532560 I like monsters in hoods

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:58:25 2016 No.15532563 >>15532553 June did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:58:31 2016 No.15532564 >>15532553 People pretend to like her so they can ruin the story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:59:34 2016 No.15532570 >>15532564 I suppose that makes more sense than the alternative.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 16:59:35 2016 No.15532571 >>15532560 White, pointy hoods?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:00:16 2016 No.15532578 >>15532497 Dan lives?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:00:25 2016 No.15532579 Who is June?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:01:07 2016 No.15532581 >>15532570 And YBA is falling for it by abandoning the premise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:01:21 2016 No.15532582 Monsters should wear modest clothes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:01:22 2016 No.15532583 >>15532564 The only real Monster is whoever looks at what the guy in Vengence did to June and think all is just in the world. June did not deserve to be raped, maimed, and have her entire life ruined because "she was a mean bully"

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:02:00 2016 No.15532587

>>15532447
>Giver Berserker style armor that keep their limbs together no matter how internally damaged they are so they can keep fighting.
>One zombie paladin armored in this manner could take out something as fierce as an oni, by sheer virtue of her body not being torn to pieces
>Have to give her a good dicking aferwars so she can heal up and not fall to pieces the moment she takes her armor off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:02:26 2016 No.15532588 File: 419 KB, 1448x2048, Cm_qpC0UsAIsyPs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:02:57 2016 No.15532589 >>15532579 Character from YBA's Vengeance story. IIRC it's the MC's Succubus step-mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:03:31 2016 No.15532593 >>15532587 I was more thinking she is clumsy and cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:04:27 2016 No.15532597 >>15532583 >Vengeance Oh, that. After reading how the MC was I didn't even bother to start it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:04:39 2016 No.15532598 >>15532583 I disagree, but I refuse to have this dumb argument AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:04:41 2016 No.15532599 Can you ask your Momster to wear more motherly clothes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:04:43 2016 No.15532601 >>15532589 I thought June was some kinda viper lamia who bullied the MC and got her shit fucked forever? I dunno, don't read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:04:55 2016 No.15532603 File: 52 KB, 800x779, 120ece1bbe7ee59272d2b84e80e450a9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532582 How about you masupialize your ballsack?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:05:03 2016 No.15532604 >>15532583 Fuck off you limpdicked price of shit. This story was never meant for the likes of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:06:00 2016 No.15532613 >>15532588 >Cm_qpC0UsAIsyPs >0UsAIsyP >AIsyP >AlP >ALP I'm on to you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:06:10 2016 No.15532614 >>15532583 I disagree. Don't talk the talk etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:06:47 2016 No.15532617 >>15532603 what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:06:48 2016 No.15532616 >>15532601 I don't know to be quite honest. I went for the Love Nina route and left it at that because I'm a horrible vanilla plebeian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:08:15 2016 No.15532627 >>15532616 >because I'm a horrible vanilla plebeian More like you're not a faggot like the people who enjoy the rest of that shit.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:09:47 2016 No.15532634

>>15532617
>Marsupialization is the surgical technique of cutting a slit into an abscess or cyst and suturing the edges of the slit to form a continuous surface from the exterior surface to the interior surface of the cyst or abscess. Sutured in this fashion, the site remains open and can drain freely

Marsipialize. Your. Ballsack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:10:56 2016 No.15532640 >>15532634 I'd rather not and then go find a modestly dressed monster and tell her about the crazy ball cutter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:11:08 2016 No.15532642 >>15532627 Your opinion has been noted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:11:19 2016 No.15532644 >>15532326 >Do you want them to take you on a date or something? Yes. I'd be a hundred times more receptive to being romanced by a monstergirl than raped by one. And I'm already pretty receptive to being raped by a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:12:16 2016 No.15532649 >>15532644 >Not wanting to be raped and dated at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:13:40 2016 No.15532656 >>15532634 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:14:27 2016 No.15532659 >>15532649 >Implying those two don't mean the same thing to monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:14:38 2016 No.15532661 >>15532604 Mad that your edgefest toned down as the writer got older while you remained the same?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:14:49 2016 No.15532662 >>15532640 You're going to a cathouse and you will admire the risqué outfits and like them. Or your balls are gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:15:03 2016 No.15532665 File: 488 KB, 1021x1136, 1447098587597.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532604 >>15532627 CRAWLING IN MY SKIN What Monster Girls would love edgy stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:16:02 2016 No.15532670 >>15532656 >implying it has anything to do with sex Nigga did you even see what that queer said?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:16:16 2016 No.15532672 >>15532665 I want to hug all the Dhampirs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:16:38 2016 No.15532677 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3004443 This is what I imagine monster girl sports being like. Winner gets to to fuck the man in front of them while the loser is stuck with the vibrators.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:17:05 2016 No.15532678 >>15532661 >>15532665 I'm mad because he became a sellout that ruined the story so the people he hated would read it and he could get attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:17:19 2016 No.15532681 Dhampires are cuties, would the Dhampir wife introduce her husband to her parents ever?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:18:01 2016 No.15532684 >>15532665 Cursed Sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:18:21 2016 No.15532685 >>15532662 Can't I just go to the library and talk to the nice modest lich librarian

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:19:43 2016 No.15532688 >>15532684 What about a Cursed Sword who is reverse edgy and wants everything nice and hugboxy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:21:16 2016 No.15532695 Would a Vampire younger sis look up to her Dhampir older sis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:21:25 2016 No.15532697 >>15532665 Dhampir and Cursed Sword duo sounds like a fun idea for a TV show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:22:05 2016 No.15532699 >>15532695 No because vampires are good and dhampirs are not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:22:28 2016 No.15532702 >>15532649 I'd rather be teased endlessly during the date so I'm a blushing mess who winds up in her bed. Seduction > Rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:22:42 2016 No.15532703 >>15532695 No because the Vampire is a tomboy and the Dhampir took after her mother and is taken to the vampire masquerade balls over the actual vampire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:23:03 2016 No.15532705 >>15532699 You got the backwards bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:23:56 2016 No.15532710 I want to lick a curse sword's blade

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:24:36 2016 No.15532715 >>15532695 Isn't the firstborn always a vampire and dhampirs come after or am I getting it mixed up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:25:09 2016 No.15532718 File: 74 KB, 850x1372, sample_f7b4a0de231c5edc744e73974ebab9c7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532361 >>15532413 Wolfus make for good pets when properly trained.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:25:13 2016 No.15532719 >>15532715 adoption time magic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:26:01 2016 No.15532725 >>15532715 If you get the Vampire preggers while still human it's a Dhampir. So odds are the Dhampir will be the older one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:26:57 2016 No.15532729 Dhampirs are pretty much just humans so they are okay to marry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:28:02 2016 No.15532737 File: 136 KB, 721x1024, 1823ee196477c477e0d5a0eddecfc2120fc90065_hq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532441 >There needs to be a story about the toughest delinquent ___________ in school who falls in love with the nicest guy in school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:29:23 2016 No.15532741 >>15532737 >Pic related Wasn't there a couple chapters about how he's actually this horrifying delinquent himself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:29:47 2016 No.15532742 >>15532737 I'm going to restate my offer to write something 'eventually', if you've got any actual cute ideas to help out with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:30:27 2016 No.15532746 >>15532741 Ex-delinquent, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:32:47 2016 No.15532758 File: 110 KB, 1021x1136, Dhampir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532665

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:33:51 2016 No.15532764 >>15532741 Was

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:35:04 2016 No.15532768 File: 632 KB, 1200x946, drunk nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532388

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:35:48 2016 No.15532771 What are some good money making schemes for monster girl land?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:36:58 2016 No.15532776 >>15532758 What happens if you convince a Dhampir to do femdom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:37:49 2016 No.15532782 >>15532771 Run a brothel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:38:13 2016 No.15532784 >>15532771 Anubis and a pyramid scheme

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:38:17 2016 No.15532785 File: 2.83 MB, 320x176, simbastampede_zps5b519960.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532768 STAMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:39:48 2016 No.15532792 So how do flat Kikis entice their master?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:40:43 2016 No.15532798 >>15532776 I want a dhampir to capture both me and her mother and dominate us both

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:41:51 2016 No.15532804 >>15532792 They sit in the corner as their master beds a real woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:42:20 2016 No.15532807 I like Lizards that are nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:43:22 2016 No.15532810 >>15532804 Please no cuckquean monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:44:05 2016 No.15532812 >>15532810 But it makes the master happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:45:06 2016 No.15532815 >>15532776 Then I may be interested in them for once. But why would I go for them anyway when I have a biting and a femdom fetish and the vampire already fullfils them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:45:31 2016 No.15532819 >>15532810 but she has to take care of her husband's daughter

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:46:14 2016 No.15532823

>>15532798
>Dhampir whipping her mother and laughing at her cries
>Comments about how she's squealing like a pig in a way that's unfitting for a noble vampire
>Forces you to fuck your wife doggy style which is something she always refused to do since she seen it as demeaning
>After you cum your daughter mounts you in the cowgirl position and forces you to impregnate her while she has her mother on a leash like a pet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:47:43 2016 No.15532828 >>15532823 She's getting disowned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:48:39 2016 No.15532834 >>15532564 >Pretend to like June, the greatest case of healing to ever be known. What can I say, I commissioned for her to be drawn because I'm the healing story sucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:48:41 2016 No.15532835 What if I want to raise the daughteru but not dick her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:48:44 2016 No.15532836 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x700, 1465158366810.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532807 Nice lizards are nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:49:56 2016 No.15532840 >>15532836 What a nice long tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:50:05 2016 No.15532841 >>15532834 Then you shouldn't be reading the story in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:50:31 2016 No.15532844 >>15532823 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:51:20 2016 No.15532848 >>15532841 It's not your place to judge who and who can't read a fucking story. Chill out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:51:28 2016 No.15532851 >>15532835 keep her away from Kobolds and make sure she doesn't read daughter dicking porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:51:52 2016 No.15532853 >>15532834 Are you the June Waifufag? If so, are you a serious waifufag, or do you just really like her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:52:14 2016 No.15532858 >>15532835 Then geet out. This thread is for Alabamians only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:52:21 2016 No.15532859 File: 148 KB, 1021x1136, Dhampir2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532776

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:53:13 2016 No.15532866 >>15532853 I'd like to think I am serious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:53:25 2016 No.15532867 >>15532848 It's obvious what YBA was going for before he pussied out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:53:41 2016 No.15532870 File: 155 KB, 940x720, 53238865_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532844 Please don't question their father fucking ways, it's their nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:54:05 2016 No.15532873 >>15532859 >heat is making me crazy I want to take her home so she can be in my air conditioned home and cool off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:55:02 2016 No.15532878 >>15532665 Cursed Sword. Druella's army.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:55:18 2016 No.15532880 >>15532870 I'd rather be the childhood friend and sidekick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:55:53 2016 No.15532886 >>15532867 There are multiple paths, you realize? You can keep your edgy stuff. Let me have a "Love June" ending.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:58:23 2016 No.15532896

>>15532870
>Dhampir and Vampire getting you hyped up on Raging Mushrooms, daughter keeping her mother pinned on top of her, spreading her cheeks so that you see your wife's dripping wet pussy
>She's complaining it's demeaning to be fucked from behind like some kind of animal
"So... Lord Father? What shall it be?"
>Dhampir daughter giving you the eyes as she poses the next question
"The hen, or the egg?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:58:55 2016 No.15532900 >>15532886 Letting readers influence the story was a huge mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:59:35 2016 No.15532904 I want to have my Dhampir Daughteru marry the nice neighbor boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 17:59:38 2016 No.15532906 File: 1.43 MB, 1800x2000, 1447098587595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon, it says here you, uh "Have a nihilistic and wicked sense of humor". And I understand that's what we'll be fixing today, correct?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:00:25 2016 No.15532912 >>15532900 I respect your opinion. But I do not share your opinion. I feel that he's going for the long haul, and will make endings for everyone. Don't mind the fact we will all probably be fifty by the time that happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:00:38 2016 No.15532916 I wonder if a Mindflayer could give a brain hug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:00:39 2016 No.15532915 >>15532906 But miss, I thought you liked that sort of thing too...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:01:20 2016 No.15532921 File: 124 KB, 600x600, 1391525635755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532896 Goddamn shitty raging mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:01:58 2016 No.15532923 >>15532916 I imagine so, if she just parked her tentacles inside your skull. She'd have to have just come, though, otherwise I'm sure she couldn't resist fucking your brain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:02:25 2016 No.15532928 >>15532904 >You don't understand me dad, father fucking is perfectly normal ughhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:03:01 2016 No.15532930 >>15532921 Keep crying bitch nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:03:03 2016 No.15532931 >>15532912 He shouldn't. If you want want to be a monsterloving bootlicker, read something else

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:03:24 2016 No.15532932 >>15532906 No, I'm just jaded. No wicked sense of humor here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:03:46 2016 No.15532934 >>15532859 >Let me sit on his face so I can let him get a taste of my scrumptious flower! kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:03:49 2016 No.15532936 >>15532930 Whatever you say maledomshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:04:18 2016 No.15532940 >>15532906 > nihilistic and wicked sense of humor poor guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:04:28 2016 No.15532943 >>15532923 Maybe we could both experience the love we share at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:04:43 2016 No.15532945 File: 328 KB, 600x800, miserable little pile of secrets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqGi9QS68aU What if a Vampire's ideal husbando is Dracula from Symphony of the Night?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:04:46 2016 No.15532946 >>15532931 I'm not going to argue with you on this. I'm sorry you feel that other people ruined a story for you. Guess you're just gonna have to deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:05:07 2016 No.15532949 >>15532936 >Being this much of a whiny little bitch over something you can ignore Pathetic, delete your reaction image too faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:05:18 2016 No.15532951 >>15529374 Freud pls go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:05:51 2016 No.15532952 Are Dhampires good mothers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:06:10 2016 No.15532954 >>15532945 >monsterboy Die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:06:44 2016 No.15532955 >>15532945 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:06:59 2016 No.15532957 >>15532954 IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND I WAS GIVEN FLESH!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:07:30 2016 No.15532960 File: 732 KB, 1075x1500, 1421170302712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15529374 I'd need a time machine to when she was a hippie chick, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:08:10 2016 No.15532964 >>15532945 >"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" What MG would you tell your pile of secrets to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:08:40 2016 No.15532968 >>15532964 Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:08:53 2016 No.15532970 >>15532954 >>15532955 >They don't want to have a spectacular charismatic aura and the best sense of dress of ANY villain Sad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:09:13 2016 No.15532974 File: 2.34 MB, 2560x1440, 1449023233089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532964 my wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:10:04 2016 No.15532978 >>15532946 Go and take your bad taste with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:10:57 2016 No.15532983 >>15532951 Hey, don't knock it 'till you choke it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:11:58 2016 No.15532984 >>15532974 >that soft fur patch just above her breasts Top grade breast pillow right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:12:00 2016 No.15532985 >>15532960 Why not remind her of her hippie days rather than time travel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:13:23 2016 No.15532995 >>15532964 yeti psychiatrist

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:14:07 2016 No.15533001 >>15532964 None of them. I'm too insecure about my secrets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:14:17 2016 No.15533002 >>15529374 I don't have a momster, just a regular mom. That Anubis is pretty cute, though. Is she a mom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:14:47 2016 No.15533009 >>15532985 Because she's really fat now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:15:10 2016 No.15533010 Do not hire a monster wetnurse 7/10 kidnap the child after being mistakenly called momma

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:15:31 2016 No.15533012 >>15532768 My dream is ruined! RUINED!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:16:46 2016 No.15533018 File: 1.89 MB, 900x1451, 8374839_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532945 Minions of the night aren't actually weak to whips, but they encourage the myth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:17:32 2016 No.15533022 >>15533002 Yes. She has two college-aged daughterus. Getting a drunken foursome with them leads to a bad-end.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:18:00 2016 No.15533026

>>15532964
>Be vampire's incubus husband
>It's your Dhampir daughter's 120th birthday today, you're decked out in the full get-up
>Black dress coat and thigh high boots, your coat and mantle having red trim
>Your wife even gave you a fake set of fangs to wear and powdered your face
>Tell her you feel stupid
"You look... absolutely ravishing. Like a cool, handsome dandy!"
>Pours you a vintage wine in a deep glass, you're holding it, bored on the throne when your daughter bursts in
"BEGONE, YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
>Go through the entire scene, telling her how justice is defined by the mighty and that mankind is held down by burgeoning desires like religious creeds
>Daughter visibly blushes when you toss the glass aside nonchalantly until she stabs forward with a fake sword
>Give your best "RRRRRRRRRUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA" as you use illusion magic to make it look like you vanished from death
>Wife's clutching the curtains when you walk back behind them, she's clearly hot and bothered
"After our supper. I want you to fuck me like one of those French girls."
>Try to say something but she Shh-shhs you, leaning in closer
"Leave the fangs in. I want to feel the bite when you're pumping me full of that delicious 'white blood' of yours."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:18:41 2016 No.15533033 >>15533022 Bad end how?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:19:35 2016 No.15533038 >>15533022 W-What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:20:01 2016 No.15533040 >>15533033 When they wake up from their alcohol coma to find your dick scent all over them they're going to team up to CBT you to death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:20:25 2016 No.15533043 File: 287 KB, 1672x2048, 1.12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533010 But that's actually kinda hot. I now remember a previous discussion involving a yan MG wetnurse producing even more milk after getting called mom IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:21:01 2016 No.15533049 >>15533010 I'd hire a Holst wetnurse for my humangirl daughter so she can be bigger than her Paladin-chan mother with her A cups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:22:30 2016 No.15533058 >>15533049 >Oppai loli human daughteru You fool! You're crossing the streams!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:22:53 2016 No.15533062 >>15533049 I'd rather not let the daughter get corrupt and lose her boy maker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:23:30 2016 No.15533064 >>15533033 >>15533038 Just that the Anuboss breaks up with you, fires you, and you never see her again. Pretty sure that's what happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:24:09 2016 No.15533070 >>15533043 >The baby is mine now

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:26:28 2016 No.15533083

>>15533043
>Call Minotaur wet nurse 'Mama' as a tot
>She starts to lactate uncontrollably
>Ends up stealing you away that night, to raise you as her own
>Goes full Jocasta-Yan, fucking you ragged the day you hit puberty
>Submits to your budding lust so long as you suck her tits and call her "Mom"
>All because you're her cutest little husbando

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:29:09 2016 No.15533096 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1463101034932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15532984 soft and toasty warm cuddles are excellent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:31:04 2016 No.15533106 >>15532792 Legs, hips, fingers, posterior. There's more to a fine lady than her tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:32:06 2016 No.15533113 Are Hellhound moms abusive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:32:29 2016 No.15533115 >>15533106 >You will never mating press a flat chested Kikimora after she wears a French Maid's outfit, showing off her apple bottom >As well as Elin tier hips

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:32:56 2016 No.15533118 >>15533113 niet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:33:20 2016 No.15533123 >>15533113 Why would they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:33:27 2016 No.15533125 >>15533113 The only MG that ever comes close to "abusive" is Ogres.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:34:56 2016 No.15533132 >>15533113 not abuse if it toughens them up

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:35:35 2016 No.15533136

>>15533096
>No Hellhound delinquent who's two feet taller than you will ever have a secret crush on you.
>She'll never lose control of her emotions during the full moon and learn that you're attracted to her too.
>She'll never ride you ragged and then wake you up in the morning with a blowjob.
>She'll never be a surprisingly doting girlfriend who introduces you to her gang and threaten to annihilate anyone who hurts you.
>You'll never become friends with the girls who call your new girlfriend "Anego".
>They'll never start calling you "Aniki" and be similarly defensive of you in a more platonic way.
>They'll never attend your wedding to the Hellhound.
>Her stoic Oni right hand will never visibly fight back tears at the sight of her honorary sister getting married.
>They'll never act like a pack of doting aunts to your daughterus.
>You'll never have family movie nights with all of them.
>Your daughterus will never climb into bed with you and your waifu for a platonic cuddlepile.
God damn it, it hurts so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:35:38 2016 No.15533137 >>15533083 Gonna get strong on Mino milk! Gonna pin Minomom to the bed and fuck her ragged!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:37:52 2016 No.15533143 I like monster girls that are like poles so no ass or tits but height

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:39:27 2016 No.15533153 >>15533143 Kurwa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:40:09 2016 No.15533159 >>15533113 Hellhounds are the most loving and protective of all the MGs anon, absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:40:57 2016 No.15533162 >>15533137 >Getting huge on Mino-Mom milk >Like a creatine lunk with a brain >Having proactive wrestle sex with Mino-Mom >When your cell phone calls you're plowing into her, grabbing the bull by the horns

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:41:58 2016 No.15533169 File: 49 KB, 576x659, 76896dada445f2f53d1ae886665c0c7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533113 It's not abuse. It's Training from Hell. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:42:06 2016 No.15533171 >>15532792 Tight, shiny latex that shows off and accentuates their immature bodies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:42:06 2016 No.15533172 >>15533113 Personally, they're one of my top picks for non-lewd monster moms. And I'd probably bring back a werecat as a girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:42:59 2016 No.15533177 File: 251 KB, 2048x1420, 1462804640293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533043 Tittyfox is coming for you, watch out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:43:30 2016 No.15533179 >>15533172 >werecat as a girlfriend. how can you break your mother's heart she wanted you to find a nice hellgirl to settled down with and have tons of pups

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:44:07 2016 No.15533186 >>15533171 Oh hai Quicksilver, how's your sex life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:44:49 2016 No.15533191 >>15533179 The answer is obvious. He gets a hellcat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:45:35 2016 No.15533195 File: 588 KB, 997x2000, 52117636_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533177 You'd have to be a crazy man to run from that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:46:34 2016 No.15533198 >>15533195 But I have a childhood friend fox with average tits to run to

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:46:46 2016 No.15533199 File: 218 KB, 500x625, 1463100691022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533136 nothing can stop the pain of not being with your waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:47:07 2016 No.15533202 >>15533186 The same as it always is anon and the same as it will likely always be, painfully lonely and nonexistent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:48:54 2016 No.15533209 >>15533202 More stories when you degenerate piece of human garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:49:47 2016 No.15533211 >>15533179 Cats are just dogs that poop in a box and sleep on your face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:52:25 2016 No.15533219 >>15533022 >>15533040 Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:52:55 2016 No.15533225 >>15533012 More like enhanced.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:53:10 2016 No.15533232 >>15533209 Never, if that's the way you ask! No but in all seriousness I don't really know. Kind of at an impasse of no ideas or motivation, plus my work schedule is about to get busier. I'm sorry I don't have a happier answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:54:11 2016 No.15533239 >>15533219 Classic Battletech

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:54:47 2016 No.15533242 Hellhound for class president

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:55:43 2016 No.15533245 >>15533242 Hellhounds would be terrible class presidents. I nominate Lich!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:55:51 2016 No.15533247 >>15533242 Nothing but chaos in the classroom!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:56:00 2016 No.15533248

>>15533232
I'm actually in the same boat of all of the above. I wish I could write more than greentexts right now but I fucking hate being expected to do more when I can't into dialogue or non-repetitive shit without exploring some unpopular themes like maiming and healing afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:57:40 2016 No.15533257 >>15533242 Anubis for President! And treasurer! And secretary! Anubis best at all things! >>15533245 Lich-chan doesn't care about class politics. She just wants to run her after-school experiments in peace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:58:21 2016 No.15533260 >>15533242 I'd rather vote for the Mexican Kiki because if you do then all your wildest dreams will come true

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:58:49 2016 No.15533263 >>15533232 Personally I have several ideas, but only some vague motivations, and just seems like there's a lot of other shit I could/should use my time for...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:58:53 2016 No.15533264 >>15533257 Lich-chan totally cares about class politics, she just doesn't show it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:59:33 2016 No.15533267 >>15533260 I heard she has a sweet bike

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:00:00 2016 No.15533269 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, 1456918224459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533242 I don't care about politics, I just want to be in the Nap Club

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:00:02 2016 No.15533270 File: 586 KB, 1280x1440, 1468450802792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533242 I want to help a Lich crossbreed an Anubis and a Hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:13:08 2016 No.15533325 >>15533269 So that'd be dormice, nightmares, baku, succubus, and anybody else that appreciates a good nap?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:14:17 2016 No.15533330 >>15533269 Monster girl politics! Druella for president! Is a man not entitled to a wife on each arm?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:14:31 2016 No.15533332 >>15533325 I bet there'd be a bunch of creepers trying to take "totally non-lewd" naps with the boy members.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:15:16 2016 No.15533335 Liches ain't shit but science and tricks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:15:32 2016 No.15533336 >>15533330 >Is a man not entitled to a wife on each arm?! No, unless you're at a folk dance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:15:40 2016 No.15533338 >>15533325 Alps, maybe? Also how could you forget weresheep?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:16:03 2016 No.15533341 >>15533335 It's laws magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:18:24 2016 No.15533346 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, 1454958061652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533335 The fuck did you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:19:01 2016 No.15533350 >>15533346 Ambient guitars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:19:49 2016 No.15533353 >>15533346 I'ma show her the old disappearing penis trick!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:20:50 2016 No.15533359 >>15533346 She seems sad, I want to give her a hug

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:21:06 2016 No.15533361 >>15533353 Don't sexualize the Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:22:52 2016 No.15533370 I want to play video games with a lich because we are best friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:24:08 2016 No.15533378 >>15533370 Then she gives you a blowjob while you play?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:24:17 2016 No.15533380 File: 321 KB, 801x1294, 1467408520134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533361 I will sexualize the Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:24:24 2016 No.15533381 >>15533242 >Not Pharaoh She's literally the only one qualified for the position. I mean Slime Queen could handle it but she's lame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:25:44 2016 No.15533385 >>15533378 No because then her head isn't watching the game so she can be player 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:25:48 2016 No.15533386 >>15533380 I won't let you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:26:51 2016 No.15533393 >>15533385 You doubt the power of a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:26:53 2016 No.15533394 >>15533380 >Lich in a cheongsam Still glorious. More. More girls in delicious, curve-hugging china dresses!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:26:56 2016 No.15533395 >>15533380 That Lich must have a huge ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:26:58 2016 No.15533396 >>15533381 Apophis for class rep!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:27:02 2016 No.15533397 I want to call a smart slime my queen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:27:07 2016 No.15533399 >>15533370 Would you have her rez Zombies/Skeletons so you can play 4 player Smash?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:27:45 2016 No.15533403 File: 215 KB, 1731x1092, 1427656631488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533386 Too late. I'm already hard at those cold, dead hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:28:30 2016 No.15533408 >>15533393 Well if she thanks she can play, but I wouldn't force her to if she loses to me in a 1v1

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:29:02 2016 No.15533410 >>15533396 Qualifications: >Being a bum >Taking things that don't belong to her >Poisoning people that disagree with her >Rapist >Bernie Supporter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:29:39 2016 No.15533413 >>15533403 Don't do it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:30:06 2016 No.15533415 >>15533399 I'm sure her undead friends and I can get along and become friends, we might even play early Mario party after it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:31:19 2016 No.15533422 >>15533415 >Mario Party What is WRONG with you?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:32:01 2016 No.15533423

>>15533410
Woah woah woah woah

Apophises may be old fat hags that are prideful, loud, overbearing, dominant, rude, childish, and rapists, but they would never support a sell out. Apophises are against Pharaohs after all, it'd be against Apophis Genes to like sell outs.

Apophises are pure of heart, like a shonen protagonist who means well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:33:16 2016 No.15533429 >>15533422 Just 3 undead monsters and a human having a friendly game

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:33:32 2016 No.15533430 >>15533410 >He's shit talking wine navel snake You and I are going to have a pistol duel, Ser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:33:56 2016 No.15533432 >>15533423 >prideful, loud, overbearing, dominant, rude, childish, and rapists You say all of this as if they're bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:34:00 2016 No.15533433 >>15533381 >Queen Slime >Lame Cronyism wouldn't even be an issue with her, since she would fill all the other positions with herself. Also, slimes are love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:34:58 2016 No.15533436 File: 97 KB, 823x1000, 1456482254700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533432 I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:35:16 2016 No.15533438 >>15533415 >Mario Party I hope you have REALLY good homeowner's insurance. Hell, might as well throw some Monopoly into the mix while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:35:58 2016 No.15533444 File: 1.44 MB, 1600x2000, 1457440555960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533242 >>15533257 Anubis class president and Hellhound delinquent fighting for your love!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:36:53 2016 No.15533448 File: 358 KB, 1280x720, 010b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taking a ryu to see a movie in a movie theatre for the first time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:37:06 2016 No.15533450 >>15533438 Sure if she wants to play Monopoly after scrabble, just gotta tell the zombie that Waaarm isn't a word every turn. >homeowner's insurance. Just undead they can't destroy my home

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:38:01 2016 No.15533454 >>15533448 She can't fit in any of the seats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:38:11 2016 No.15533455 >>15533433 I wonder if a single position would open if a human happened to apply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:38:12 2016 No.15533456 >>15533444 I'd rather have Hellhound class president and Anubis delinquent

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:38:29 2016 No.15533457

>>15533429
>Three Undead and an Anon go to play some good and honest Mario Party as friends
>15 minutes later and the police were called to the household after a neighbour reported hearing "incoherent swearing" followed by "threats of ones life" and what sounded like "a hex being cast"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:39:16 2016 No.15533458 >>15533448 >no lid on the drink >Popcorn flying everywhere As a theater worker, I am triggered

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:39:45 2016 No.15533463 >>15533444 But anon, the Hellhound is my childhood friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:40:31 2016 No.15533467 >>15533448 BAKA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:40:33 2016 No.15533468 >>15533457 If I tell the three that we can't play at my house if they break it then they will calm down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:40:54 2016 No.15533470 >>15533458 I just want you to know whenever I'm done watching the movie and I finish clapping after the movie ends, I purposely leave my popcorn and drink in the seats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:42:00 2016 No.15533478 >>15533470 Just a small annoyance, not that bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:42:40 2016 No.15533482 >>15533444 i hope the hellhound wins

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:43:06 2016 No.15533484 >>15533430 You're neither a good man or a strong man. You'll die just like Hamilton did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:43:17 2016 No.15533486 >>15533458 >theater worker I wonder how many monsters would try and rape you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:43:22 2016 No.15533487 >>15533478 I also purposely piss all over the seats when I'm upset at how a movie is going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:44:38 2016 No.15533495 >>15533444 I'm not having some mean dog dictate my life. Bad girl Hellhound all the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:44:39 2016 No.15533496 >>15533448 I'm super fucking hangry for movie theater popcorn now. Good going you pringus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:46:23 2016 No.15533500 >>15533486 None because I do concessions before the movie and I have a counter in front of me including a soda fountain >>15533487 tv please

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:46:42 2016 No.15533502 >>15533482 She won't win. Because shes a tomboy, and they never win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:47:01 2016 No.15533503 File: 672 KB, 760x1040, 53a79e1e6ac45c694f7ea8ffe0ec7482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Still no Fernir or norse MG besides Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:47:07 2016 No.15533504 >>15533444 Hellhounds can be nice, but Anubi are best in all regards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:47:49 2016 No.15533505 >>15533503 And Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:50:10 2016 No.15533511 >>15533502 jokes on you i'm gonna make sure she wins by confessing to her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:52:13 2016 No.15533517 File: 563 KB, 2048x1862, 1461454792433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533511 "But I'm a tomboy! I'm not pretty at all!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:56:50 2016 No.15533524 >>15533517 >"Don't talk to me or my son ever again!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:57:12 2016 No.15533526 >>15533517 there's only room for one person to have shitty self esteem in this relationship and its me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:58:16 2016 No.15533530 A big tubby hell hound that acts fierce but is content to just sit on the couch and eat snacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:59:36 2016 No.15533541 Don't fear fat tats, they slow monsters down so you have to be scared of the fast flats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:00:17 2016 No.15533544 File: 798 KB, 705x1000, 1467823650630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533530 Thicc cuddlehound

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:02:32 2016 No.15533549 >>15533544 No, it's thick. And at this point I'd say its a stretch. Honestly, the best way to escape your monster girl captor is to get them out of shape so they aren't fast enough to catch you when you make a break for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:02:33 2016 No.15533550 File: 35 KB, 421x241, 1466822381577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533544

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:03:27 2016 No.15533554
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>>15533505
Kraken already exists.

>>15533503
Trolls, Elves, Dwarves and Nightmares are technically Norse, just FYI. Hell, one of the less-talked-about fun little things about the Trolls that the movie Troll Hunter brought up is after Christian themes being included in Scandanavian folklore, Trolls fucking hate the smell of Christians and the sound of church bells. Often times becoming murderous if they can get their hands on them.

Part of it being that during the expansion of the Roman Catholic Church, they snuffed out any and all paganistic beliefs to supplant them with their own. But the Norse girls are horribly underrepresented with only about four or five girls currently?

I mean, shit. KC hasn't even scratched the surface with stuff like Hel, Iku-Turso (Technically a Kraken or other sea monster), Jormungandr, Fenrir, Fafnir (Dwarf and Dragon combo woo), Ratatoskr (BIG, FAT, SQUIRREL TATS), Nidhoggr, the Huldra, and some other things like Sleipnir.

But part of me being the faggot I am actually kind of hopes he doesn't do them, because no offense to him but the guy tends to ruin some pretty fucking good ideas like Cu Sith and Cait Siths by turning them into fucking furries. Just my two cents though, take it or leave it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:05:09 2016 No.15533563 >>15533554 >Kraken already exists. So does Valkyrie.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:05:28 2016 No.15533564

>>15533541
I like fat tats though, the fact they slow down monster girls is just one of them and makes it so I have lower chances of being assaulted. Plus when you find a monster girl you wish to form a relationship with, you can do a lot of things with her fat tats that not only help you bond with her but also help her to relax after a busy day. I'd personally want a cute Flowkelp,Tentacle girl, or mermaid with fat tats so I could fall asleep on them listening to her heartbeat or drinking the delicious milk or nectar that comes from them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:06:14 2016 No.15533567 >>15532200 >>15532301 >lifting her tail so everyone can see the goods Why are horses so desperate/slutty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:08:13 2016 No.15533573 >>15533554 I'mma be mighty miffed if one of those dozen or so new MGs next month ain't a dragon to tie in with the new fanbook. Nidhogg being a prime candidate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:09:35 2016 No.15533580 >>15533564 I want to convince a shy arachne that big breasts are best! I want to pressure her into being the biggest in the school! I want to take her out on an innocent date that involves me not touching her breasts or doing anything lewd with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:10:43 2016 No.15533585 I want to ask the flat chested Arachne to stop stuffing her bra with her silk, because I like her flat chest better

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:12:27 2016 No.15533593 >>15533554 >Trolls, Elves, Dwarves Not really. They are Tolkien trolls, elves and dwarves, not the original norse variety, and Nightmares are frank/germanic spirits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:13:46 2016 No.15533600 >>15533593 Germanic paganism is part of Norse mythologies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:14:25 2016 No.15533601 >>15533022 >>15533040 Sounds to me like they just need a warm glass of milk and some scratching behind the ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:15:43 2016 No.15533605 >>15533530 >>15533544 She's getting mating pressed.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:16:01 2016 No.15533607

>>15533580
I like the way you think sir, arachne after all do work very well with pulling of big breast after all. You shouldn't really have to convince her to have big breast, she likely already possesses them instead you should work on making her feel comfortable about having them and growing a strong relationship between the two of you. Taking monster girls out on innocent dates are my preferred way to get to know them and start the road to forming our relationship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:17:21 2016 No.15533612 >>15533605 Would she be normal sized so that you are face to face, short so that her head is in the crook of your neck, or tall so that your face is buried in her impressive chest?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:20:06 2016 No.15533622

>>15533607
I'm shooting for an arachne that'll even put the holsts to shame.
I want to take her cute dress shopping and noticeably not put her in anything that's too terribly revealing for her gigantic chest.

I also want to remove her glasses and call her cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:20:52 2016 No.15533626 File: 37 KB, 225x262, 4229281-1597191038-22099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crabman did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:23:06 2016 No.15533635 >>15533626 He actively uses monsterboys as a buffer for pretty mediocre world building.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:23:31 2016 No.15533637 >>15533626 Except looking the part of a Japanese uber-otaku stereotype. If I go to Japan and find that KC looks much the same, I'mma be-... >tfw no screencap of Sei and Mao's disillusionment

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:24:49 2016 No.15533642 >>15533612 The third one. She's getting kissed right before I pass out after it's all done though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:25:00 2016 No.15533643 >>15533544 Why is my face not in that fat? Also, what happens if you try to bully a chubby hellhound?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:25:45 2016 No.15533646

>>15533622
That's going to be one massively busty arachne, I keep on liking the way you think. Maybe after you buy her a wonderful dress, you can take her to the dance and show her that she shouldn't be afraid of her amazing bust and dance moves. After such an event, you could then taker her out to eat as you celebrate and tell her she was the best dancer in the room, much to her surprisingly brightly blushing face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:25:50 2016 No.15533647 >>15533643 >what happens if you try to bully a chubby hellhound? She sits down on your dick and refuses to move until you get her off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:26:43 2016 No.15533650 >>15533642 Well, I hope you enjoy to a big soft hellhound stroking your hair in her sleep and when you wake up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:26:53 2016 No.15533651 >>15533643 Depends. Does she like being bullied by you or not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:27:13 2016 No.15533654 >>15533647 >She sits down on your dick and refuses to move until you get her off. lovely!

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:27:53 2016 No.15533656

>>15532678
>I'm mad because he became a sellout that ruined the story so the people he hated would read it and he could get attention.
>became a sellout
>sellout
Nigga, the story is called Vengeance. Vengeance was on the menu for the entirety of its inception. If anything he sold out to the strawpoll that said he should do a love Nina route before getting back to true route.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:29:35 2016 No.15533666 >>15533647 I don't think she would be fast enough to catch me. >>15533651 Maybe. I guess she's just waiting excitedly for the day I lower my guard and she catches me.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:30:30 2016 No.15533669

>>15533646
That I would.
I'd even take her home afterwards and bid her good night without any funny business.
I'm just hoping for her to take a few deep breathes, puffing out her impressive chest, before planting a surprise kiss on my cheek and skittering to her room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:31:06 2016 No.15533672 >>15533637 http://i.imgur.com/QxLoXYX.jpg I guarantee you that this guy's been NTR'd at least once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:31:07 2016 No.15533673 >>15533650 I don't think I'd ever be able to stop blushing. I also don't think I'd be able to control my rampaging morning wood either. Those fat tits of hers are getting coated. Then I can take a shower with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:32:17 2016 No.15533677 >>15533666 Trust me Satan, chubby or not, there's no outrunning a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:32:28 2016 No.15533680 >>15533673 Only until she presses her soft body against you for some surprise shower sex.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:32:59 2016 No.15533681

>>15533666
If she doesn't like you bulling her she's going to bully you straight back.

If she likes it she's going to let you bully her, then start bullying you after you stop bullying her and she won't stop until you start doing so again.

It's a bully-or-be-bullied world out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:33:50 2016 No.15533683 >>15533672 Well, guy might not have looks, but what he does have is international infamy, even if it's within a still fairly niche sector. I presume there's a more than modest bank account to go with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:34:13 2016 No.15533684 >>15533680 You act like that's not why we got in the shower together. What, you think a newlywed man and his monstergirl wife aren't going to be fucking like rabbits all day in all sorts of positions and places?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:36:02 2016 No.15533690 >>15533626 >Monsterboys >Garbage characters like that cheating cow >Everyone's mom >Mediocre writing >Making Zombina have so many cons it's not even worth standing near her He did everything wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:39:08 2016 No.15533699 >>15533677 >>15533681 I guess it's just a matter of time until she decides to rape me for an entire year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:39:11 2016 No.15533700 >>15533690 At least the monsterboys are a comic relief and he made sure to point out all monstergirls prefer human men over their own males. For now

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:39:12 2016 No.15533701

>>15533669
That's cute the only sad thing you won't be able to see the cute smile on her blushing face as she rest dreaming about all the fun things you two did together, like how today she performed her fist ever kiss. I think she'll grow more secure in her large bust and her as a person, due in part to how well you treat her and that you like her for more than her mighty bust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:39:13 2016 No.15533703 File: 1.58 MB, 1800x2250, 1468438763120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533635 >>15533690 >Monsterboys Did I miss something in one of the more recent chapters? Also, he at least got pic related right. Lala is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:39:48 2016 No.15533705 >>15533684 Just watch out if it looks like she's putting on weight. It may be a sign that pups are on the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:40:37 2016 No.15533708 >>15533703 Loen needs to draw another Scylla. He's got a god-given knack for rear ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:41:38 2016 No.15533712 >>15533700 That doesn't make anything okay. >>15533703 Lala and Zombina are fucking 10/10. If only that faggot Crabman didn't ruin Zombina though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:42:17 2016 No.15533715 >>15533701 Yep. We'd go to the movies, hang out, and just be comfy. Our first time will be with her holding me in her pedipalps while I suckle her teat. One can only wonder what her chest will be like when she becomes pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:42:54 2016 No.15533719 >>15533703 >Did I miss something in one of the more recent chapters? They've been in since extremely early, I don't even read the thing and I know that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:43:24 2016 No.15533722 >>15533703 I never realized how Lala has such a nice ass, this just makes her even better than she already is. Chunni Dullahan is a cutie and it only makes me want to sit on her lap and kiss her blueberry lips more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:44:54 2016 No.15533727 File: 130 KB, 527x530, 1452737083145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533712 >Zombina has best personality >Worst body >>15533719 I only really remember the Duke Nukem looking pig criminals that show up.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:45:03 2016 No.15533729
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>>15533703
They are talking about the male centaurs, and the 12 Beast monsters.

NEETs can't proccess the fact that there might be another penis on the entire universe other than their own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:45:52 2016 No.15533734 >>15533703 FAT DULLAHAN CAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:46:48 2016 No.15533739 >>15533729 >and the 12 Beast monsters No we aren't. >NEETs can't proccess the fact that there might be another penis on the entire universe other than their own I'm not doing this shit again, you can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:46:53 2016 No.15533743 >>15533703 >tfw you will never fangirl/boy it up with Lala over Gundam Saddness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:47:33 2016 No.15533746 >>15533729 >NEETs can't proccess the fact that there might be another penis on the entire universe other than their own. Anon the thread is almost over, stop trying to cause a shitstorm to cap it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:48:12 2016 No.15533748 Would a wight still love her cuddles like when she was a azombie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:48:39 2016 No.15533751 >>15533705 Again, what makes you think that's not what the goal is?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:49:21 2016 No.15533754 >>15533727 >Worst body Not even, her appearance is fucking gorgeous and is one of my favorite designs in the series. It's what's inside her body that's awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:49:40 2016 No.15533757 >>15533748 Yes. Possibly even more than when she was a zombie. She's just more flirtatious about it is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:49:56 2016 No.15533759 >>15533715 Careful man, just be sure to help her out when pregnant as they may become too big for her to easily carry them around. I hope you enjoy your busty arachne lover and wonderful spider daughters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:50:22 2016 No.15533762 >>15533748 Of course, it's their one weakness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:50:32 2016 No.15533763 >>15533748 I don't care if she doesn't like them, she's getting cuddleraped.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:50:53 2016 No.15533764

>>15533703
You're kidding, right? The only species that have been explicitly stated to be all female as far as readers have been made aware are Slimes, presumably Arachne, Harpies, and Lamiae.

Case and point on some of the other glaring shit:

- Mero's mother is literally cuckolding her father with a human man who's younger than she is.

- Centorea's mother and harem sisters are literally cuckolding her by-marriage father with human men and seemingly hiding the fact from her that she's pretty much a half-breed that won the sperm lottery after her human father committed dicking horse pussy God knows how many times.

- Miia's mother and every girl in her village that's old enough to have young basically buried her father in a snake mosh pit and may have fucked him to death. She probably has more half-sisters than fucking Ganondorf has sisters.

- Orcs are basically hyper-otaku Pig Men, a play on the whole "HURRRR Men are Pigs!" shit

- There's not enough evidence to support that there are male Arachne (thank God), but pretty much every species we know of aside from the ones mentioned earlier have male counterparts. So Polt's dad would literally be a furry with a knotted penis.

I mean, for fuck's sake. I can understand having monsterboys if it actually makes sense in that world, but people who read Monster Musume are there for the fanservice and lewd girls, not the idea of having to compete with fucking Glue Factory Mongorian's City Wok sized penis fucking a Centaur lady while a human man used as a fucking teaser being forced to watch her take horse dick when she SHOULD know what's really fucking her.

Mind you, this is coming from one of the biggest faggots this thread has produced and even I think fucking monsterboys need to either stay the fuck out of the thread and go to /d/ or be restricted to very minimal bodily changes like the Incubi from MGE, who're just basically human men with an even bigger sexual appetite. But fuck it, the night is young and I still have some Jack Daniels about here somewhere. Just going to put on some good old music and watch the world burn while some shitbag plays a re-run of "Humans can't compete with monsterboy penis!" bait shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:51:19 2016 No.15533765 File: 356 KB, 1218x1540, a7d99262a2e8183a7b05b6c9c60cb56e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gigantess are cute. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:51:44 2016 No.15533768 >>15533751 Because then she'd start worrying about if she's going to be a good mother or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:52:16 2016 No.15533773 >>15533765 but she is getting wet also

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:52:26 2016 No.15533774 >>15533764 Harpies and lamias are confirmed female too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:52:54 2016 No.15533777 >>15533764 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:53:16 2016 No.15533781 >>15533764 >Orcs are basically hyper-otaku Pig Men, a play on the whole "HURRRR Men are Pigs!" shit >Seeing feminism in a harem manga. You're trying too hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:53:23 2016 No.15533782 >>15533759 Oh, I would. Even if she has to special order bras or I need to sit on her back and support them for her, I'd be willing to help out my titty spider. And those daughterus are getting all the head pats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:53:39 2016 No.15533783 >>15533774 Re-read the first line.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:53:40 2016 No.15533784 >>15533764 Congratulations. >Mind you, this is coming from one of the biggest faggots this thread has produced You proved that to be an exemplary truth. 5 gold stars and a cookie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:53:57 2016 No.15533786 If you have a zombie harem do they all wight at once, or does it happen one by one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:54:09 2016 No.15533787 >>15533768 She doesn't need to worry and if she does I'm gonna cuddle her until she stops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:55:01 2016 No.15533790 >>15533764 >"Humans can't compete with monsterboy penis!" >In a echii harem manga with a human male protagonist explicitly targeted to human males

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:55:21 2016 No.15533793 >>15533786 All at once. Get ready anon, because you're suddenly going to be surrounded by fat asses, plump tits, thick thighs, child birthing hips and a whole lot of "Ara-Ara".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:55:26 2016 No.15533794 >>15533786 Depends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:55:32 2016 No.15533795 >>15533787 Congratulations, you've won over your big hellhound lover. Expect her to be a loyal wanwan.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:56:13 2016 No.15533797
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>>15533729
Never read 12 Beast.

But yeah, I don't really see the issue with male monster characters showing up, as long as there's no yaoi or whatever the fuck. It seems unrealistic to me that there wouldn't be male versions.
It makes me think of a friend who used to watch yaoi anime, and any show he watched seemed to take place in these bizarre worlds where there's no females at all. Like I get it's supposed to be for gay dudes, but it seems so weirdly unrealistic to not show anybody of the opposite gender, even as background characters.

>>15533754
That's what I mean, what her body contains, and the fact that it quite literally falls apart at the seams all the time.

>>15533764
>You're kidding, right?
I know that they exist, I just mean we rarely see them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:56:27 2016 No.15533798 >>15533790 >Doubting the faggotry that Jap scum pull off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:56:30 2016 No.15533799 >>15533783 They were explicitly stated to be all female in the manga too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:57:00 2016 No.15533801 >>15533793 Do they have to get fat asses and plump tits. I'm more of a fan of average rather than extreme >>15533794 How much would it change if one Wights and the rest are still zombies

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:59:06 2016 No.15533807

>>15533799
That's what I meant. Lamia and Harpies are pretty much the only two explicitly female species since Suu is pretty much an abnormal existence and unsurprisingly, Papi's mom is the only monogamous, pure love Mom out of the bunch. Go fucking figure. She even went gyaru for her husband who happens to be Smith's boss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:59:16 2016 No.15533809 Do wights convert women into wights, or into zombies?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:59:31 2016 No.15533812

>>15533797
>fact that it quite literally falls apart at the seams all the time.
Now, if this wasn't such a common problem for her I would find it cute, but the fact that a stiff breeze could turn her into the guy from Neverdead then it's just a pain in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:00:07 2016 No.15533814 >>15533807 why is Smith the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:00:46 2016 No.15533815 >>15533807 You said "presumably". Also papi's mom said the rest of harpies are starting to go monogamous as well.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:00:54 2016 No.15533816

>>15533797
>But yeah, I don't really see the issue with male monster characters showing up, as long as there's no yaoi or whatever the fuck. It seems unrealistic to me that there wouldn't be male versions.
There has never been any yaoi in any single one of Crabman's works. Not even the self-insert protagonists are are shown in any sexual way; they are exclusively used to show off the girls Okayado draws.

Anon's are just too jumpy about dicks. I don't even know if they can see their own without puking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:02:15 2016 No.15533823 >>15533814 Because Crabman fucked up with so many characters that a fucking human in a monster girl series is one of the only girls that's not garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:02:27 2016 No.15533824 >>15533795 Just wait until the family cuddlepiles. She's going to have to keep me from crying when they're born because they're so adorable and perfect. >>15533801 Don't worry anon, it's proportional. No extremes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:02:32 2016 No.15533825 File: 105 KB, 716x379, why_is_smith_the_best.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533814

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:02:33 2016 No.15533826 >>15533764 >>15533774 >>15533781 >>15533790 >>15533797 >>15533816 There is a thread in another board to discuss this shit. >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:03:23 2016 No.15533832 >>15533816 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:03:42 2016 No.15533834 >>15533826 >Can't discuss monster girls artists in the monster girl thread. k

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:03:43 2016 No.15533835

>>15533782
That's a very good idea to do, back and breast massages would also be appreciated by her so she could relax easier. Also those head pats are the first step to helping your spider daughters become the very best they can be, both emotionally and physically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:03:59 2016 No.15533837 File: 692 KB, 1650x874, 1444789247189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533825 Abs are better though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:04:02 2016 No.15533838 >>15533825 But the spider has 4 times the amount of legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:04:04 2016 No.15533839 >>15533824 Yep, a whole pack of heckpups snuggling up to you while your soft wife cuddles you from behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:04:35 2016 No.15533842 >>15533814 Overworked, under-compensated government employee who seems to have some level of affection for the MC since she actually likes his coffee compared to the standard issue shit. May or may not be a Succubus in human form.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:05:15 2016 No.15533846 File: 248 KB, 1080x1440, CnK2XOaUAAET9YP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your yeti now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:05:49 2016 No.15533848 >>15533834 Yep, that's right. Now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:05:58 2016 No.15533849 >>15533846 Do I have to feed and water it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:06:33 2016 No.15533852 >>15533834 >Can't fight over barbed dicks in the monster girl thread ftfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:06:34 2016 No.15533851 >>15533849 Just don't do it after Midnight. That's how you get Wendigos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:06:42 2016 No.15533855 >>15533835 Yep. Although I may let it slip that I like my wife that busty. I won't pressure her to do anything this time, I'd be too busy chasing daughterus around in games of tag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:07:50 2016 No.15533858 >>15533846 She looks sloopy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:08:27 2016 No.15533859 >>15533846 I don't want it. I don't have anywhere to put it and my budget is strained as it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:09:29 2016 No.15533861 Zombie Yetis give cold hugs so avoid them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:09:31 2016 No.15533862 >>15533849 3 servings of stretchy meat a day and at least 30 minutes of hugging

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:09:41 2016 No.15533863

>>15525664
>We used to tool around the intertubes with pimped out 14.4kbps modems! Had to wait five minutes for a single image to load! And we liked it!
You tell 'em! Back then we used to hike for miles with our data packets! It was upstream both ways!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:10:07 2016 No.15533865 >>15533839 My heart can't take this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:10:27 2016 No.15533867 >>15533846 Finally!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:11:29 2016 No.15533872 >>15533852 Why do you have to turn everything into a strawman, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:11:52 2016 No.15533873 >>15533865 Yep, just you, the daughterus and the waifu. All in big, lazy saturday snuggle piles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:12:12 2016 No.15533874 Which monster is most pure

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:12:41 2016 No.15533879 >>15533874 Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:13:19 2016 No.15533881 File: 2.17 MB, 1678x1930, 1465475714507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533846 I wanna take her to timmies for a big cup of white hot chocolate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:13:24 2016 No.15533882 >>15533874 Whichever monster you're married to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:13:38 2016 No.15533884 >>15533874 The beast of possibility, the unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:13:52 2016 No.15533885 >This is a collect call from the Monster Girl County Jail, do you accept the charges?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:15:38 2016 No.15533895 >>15533885 Never!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:16:08 2016 No.15533896 >>15533885 Sure, no reason not to

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:20:32 2016 No.15533910 >>15533881 Timmies needs to take over the US faster so I can get a cute Yeti waifu who roots for the Cleveland Browns

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:20:46 2016 No.15533911 >>15533873 What about when they grow up and move out? Would the waifu be okay with having more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:21:06 2016 No.15533912 >>15533855 I think she'd be surprised yet okay with you saying you like her being even more busty. As for tag with your daughter's, just make sure they don't knock down any pictures on the walls when they try to hide on the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:21:38 2016 No.15533914 would monsters get empty nest syndrome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:21:51 2016 No.15533916 >>15533911 Of course she would, although she still hasn't really lost the weight from the first daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:22:44 2016 No.15533920 File: 79 KB, 800x600, 800px-Yetiscalp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533881 Yetis are Himalayan, not canadian! And their coat is brown, not white!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:23:29 2016 No.15533924 >>15533914 That would require them to ever stop producing children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:24:01 2016 No.15533927 >This is a collect call from the Monster Girl County Jail from "HORSE PUSSY IS BEST HAHAHA" will you accept the charges?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:24:17 2016 No.15533930 >>15533914 No, they'll always make more. Also some species have children who grow up to become another wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:24:22 2016 No.15533931 >>15533927 no reason not to

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:24:23 2016 No.15533932 >>15533914 No. Monsters suffer from Empty Pussy Syndrome instead.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:24:27 2016 No.15533933

>>15533882
My wife isn't that pure. I've felt those hungry eyes staring deep into my souls, the smell of lust so thick that the air got heavy and those moans filled with anteciaption echoing across the corridors. I got raped and she calmed down afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:24:32 2016 No.15533934 I want to make a nazi elf fall for a simple human boy like me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:25:42 2016 No.15533937 >>15533934 do you want her to call you a dirty round ear while in bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:26:11 2016 No.15533940 >>15533912 Well, I imagine we could put a little plastic mount so that pictures are locked in place so the kids can't knock them down. And those spider titties are getting tenderly kneaded in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:27:23 2016 No.15533947 File: 3.89 MB, 1842x3024, 4fc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533927 THE BEST

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:28:37 2016 No.15533953 >>15533916 I'll help her work off that weight with rigorous sex. Of course, she's just going to get it back when she gets pregnant again, but I'm sure she'll enjoy our roleplay until she does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:30:03 2016 No.15533958 >>15533953 I'm sure she will. Are you ready for doggy style? It's secretly her favorite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:30:09 2016 No.15533959 File: 99 KB, 600x480, Anon after being abducted and raped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533932 >>15533947 It's actually an Ushi-Oni who tricked you into answering. She's on her way now. You've made a grave mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:31:20 2016 No.15533966 >>15533959 Can I offer her a cup of coffee before the rape begins

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:31:26 2016 No.15533967

>>15533940
True, as long as it's their mother kneading their young breast i'm okay with it. I mean she is the one who gave them all their large bust in the first place, so it only makes sense she teaches them all about how to knead them and make sure they are well massaged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:32:59 2016 No.15533976 >>15533937 No! I want her to be all sweet and lovey-dovey with me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:34:13 2016 No.15533982 File: 142 KB, 768x900, 1468460053372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys know what this thread needs? MORE THICK GIRLS!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:34:59 2016 No.15533985 Raise monsters as humans, then nothing can go wrong when the Ushi is using pleasantry and manners or when an elf is talking about her human culture with other monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:35:00 2016 No.15533986 >>15533773 It's nothing, she likes the rain anyway, baka.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:35:13 2016 No.15533989

>>15533967
What?
I was talking about kneading their mothers breasts.
I certainly wouldn't do such a thing to the daughterus.

But a bunch of oppai loli spiders running around while their mega oppai mother just 'ara ara's and adjusts her glasses?

I'd be in heaven.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:35:52 2016 No.15533992 >>15533958 Depends. Does she want just vanilla sex, hard dicking, vanilla roleplay, femdom roleplay or maledom roleplay? Because I'm down for all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:36:14 2016 No.15533994 File: 752 KB, 1040x1514, 1445576668950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533837 Mako is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:36:18 2016 No.15533995 Good night anons, take care an don't burn down the thread. Instead, grope them spider titties no matter how big or small they may be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:36:44 2016 No.15533999 >>15533986 Maybe she could take the man to her cave so both are dry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:36:58 2016 No.15534001 File: 395 KB, 1448x1483, SheWantsYourThickMeat(OnA)Stick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533982 Do not overfeed the MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:38:47 2016 No.15534013 >>15533994 >You'll never help a Shark Mermaid apply her lotion >It'll never get lewd. Damn it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:39:52 2016 No.15534017 File: 58 KB, 600x800, 1467723792654-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534001 Tell that to fatty over here.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:40:08 2016 No.15534019

>>15533989
Just had to make sure, as for their mother's breast keep kneading them until he's putty from how relaxed you make her feel. As for having a bunch of oppai loli spiders running around while their mega oppai mother just 'ara ara's and adjusts her glasses. Well that actually does sounds cute/lovely, and this is coming from someone who doesn't like loli's in terms of having sex with them so that's saying something.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:40:34 2016 No.15534021

>>15533992
Any and all.
She may even do some light femdom to go back to the days when she was just the lazy hellhound who sat on the couch and growled at you.... Not that a lot has changed, it's just that her growls are ones of lust now and she's only lazy because she loves cuddling with you

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:41:06 2016 No.15534025 [SPOILER]

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>>15533959
Little does she know that I knew It was a trick, so I pretended I was fooled by her trick so I could trick the fool back, that Ushis are ones of my favorite monsters along centaurs, that I like playing rough, and that she just made the greatest mistake of her life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:41:24 2016 No.15534027 >>15533959 I'll just bop her nose until she goes away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:41:40 2016 No.15534028 >>15534017 What's that Anubis gonna do when Pharaoh comes back? She'll see she's been slacking off!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:43:14 2016 No.15534036 >>15534025 You won't survive once she gets you.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:43:21 2016 No.15534037

>>15533982
She is quite thick but also quite a cutie. I have to wonder why she looks so shy, is it because of her body that she's insecure of possibly not thinking she's beautiful or is it because she only has one tail making her think she's not good enough to be my girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:43:54 2016 No.15534044 >>15534019 Yep, that's a comfy life right. there. Good night anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:44:57 2016 No.15534048 >>15534001 Don't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad! Just for that, I'm doubling the rations of this anubis!>>15534017

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:49:36 2016 No.15534069 File: 1.15 MB, 1920x1080, 1468460976940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534036 It's ok, I'm already dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:51:27 2016 No.15534073 >>15530901 looks a bit lumpy but I'll take what I can get

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:52:57 2016 No.15534077 >>15530958 heeyyyyy yeah I'd fuck that. Can I see the back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:55:45 2016 No.15534090 >>15534077 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:56:32 2016 No.15534092 >>15531602 huh. neat. bold too. have at it. don't fuck this up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:57:00 2016 No.15534094 File: 454 KB, 799x799, 1468273488778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you control mice populations when they're so fuckable?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:57:55 2016 No.15534098 >>15534094 Eugenics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:58:57 2016 No.15534102 >>15534094 You can't. They'll eventually outnumber us. We're all doomed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:00:18 2016 No.15534106 File: 893 KB, 1399x1196, resting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i miss yba.. he never finished vengeance

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:01:15 2016 No.15534111 >>15534106 Good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:01:27 2016 No.15534113 >>15534094 Anal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:01:28 2016 No.15534114 >>15534106 Read his other stuff beyond Vengeance you drunkard flip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:02:13 2016 No.15534117 >>15534113 I like how you think anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:04:45 2016 No.15534130 >>15532027 I don't want to be babied. I just want someone who I can bond with as friends and lovers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:05:34 2016 No.15534135 >>15534106 Porn of that alp when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:07:11 2016 No.15534141 >>15534094 By not fucking plague ridden rats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:11:38 2016 No.15534163 Which monster girls don't exist according to /mgt/? I can think of: Alp Mindflayer Zombie Liliraune Cu Sith Cait Sith Wedingo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:12:53 2016 No.15534169 >>15533982 ....christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:13:54 2016 No.15534174 >>15534163 >Alp Mentioned all the time >Mindflayer Mentioned all the time >Zombie Scroll up >Liliraune Actually, yeah. It's been a while since they've been brought up >Cu Sith Man >Cait Sith Come on >Wedingo Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:15:39 2016 No.15534182 >>15529374 >NTRing your dad what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:17:59 2016 No.15534187 >>15533113 of course. Abusive mothers and wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:19:18 2016 No.15534194 >>15534135 I want to know this as well, did that anon actually commission porn of it like he said he would?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:20:53 2016 No.15534199 File: 2.31 MB, 2048x1360, 2015-Dodge-Challenger-SRT-Hellcat-front-three-quarter-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533191 okay, now what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:23:42 2016 No.15534210 >>15534174 >It's been a while since they've been brought up Last thread they were.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:24:53 2016 No.15534215 >>15534135 Aftyn may have convinced .less to draw some, but I've yet to see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:24:56 2016 No.15534217 >>15533260 >>15533335 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:26:13 2016 No.15534225 >>15534215 You have to wave bundles of money and cookies with milk and a picture of Laska in .Less' face for him to draw it

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:27:22 2016 No.15534227 [DELETED]

>>15533635
>>15533690
>>15533703
>>15533739
>>15533746

there's nothing wrong with monsterboys, stop being triggered. unless you're such a cuck you get ntr'ed even in your own imagination you have nothing to worry about.
>>15533797
>>15533816
>>15533729
this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:28:07 2016 No.15534231 >>15534182 did i say your dad was still around, or that you weren't adopted by a single monster? believe me, i hate ntr too, but by leaving things vague, those who like it aren't left out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:29:49 2016 No.15534240 >>15534227 Anon please at least try to sound like you're not shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:30:53 2016 No.15534244 >>15534227 Were you just replying to hour old posts in an attempt to garner (you)'s?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:31:03 2016 No.15534247 >>15534217 what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:31:06 2016 No.15534248 >>15534227 (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:31:10 2016 No.15534249 File: 121 KB, 367x600, Matango.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you kiss a mushroom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:32:30 2016 No.15534256 >>15534249 Hell no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:32:39 2016 No.15534257 File: 151 KB, 800x529, 1443988628220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534227 (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:33:19 2016 No.15534261 I actually hate the taste of mushrooms, so how can I make sure no monster would feed me them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:34:28 2016 No.15534269 >>15534249 What happens if do and why does she want me to kiss her, why not ask me out on a date ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:34:48 2016 No.15534271 >>15534199 Now delete your pic and stop wasting image count

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:34:58 2016 No.15534274 >>15534244 >getting offended for people using a website for it's intended purpose I will never understand faggots like you. >>15534240 >>15534248 >>15534257 nice memes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:35:21 2016 No.15534277 >>15534274 (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:35:58 2016 No.15534280 >>15534271 no, you need to have a followup! You can't just leave a perfectly goodjoke just hanging!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:36:56 2016 No.15534282 >>15534274 >for it's intended purpose You were shitposting in the previous thread as well weren't you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:37:37 2016 No.15534284 >>15534269 Because the fungus formerly known as cute village girl twelve is no longer capable of cogitation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:40:57 2016 No.15534296 >>15534284 well I'll have to say no then, I wish not to be a mushroom and also mindless husk aren't appealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:43:59 2016 No.15534306 >>15534282 >>15534277 nice memes! Good to know having triggers doesn't count as "shitposting"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:46:55 2016 No.15534315 File: 1.37 MB, 1219x1354, business.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534306 >>15534274 >>15534227 Anon please, This is the Monster Girl Thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 22:49:58 2016 No.15534319 >>15534269 She is quite shy and doesn't think you'll say yes.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:00:35 2016 No.15534342

>>15534319
Well then I shall say yes to her request, but only after we've gone on our fist date together. Then we an go on a bonding quest to help her gain control of her spores and restore her memory after losing parts of it when she became a matango in the first place.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:05:05 2016 No.15534354 [DELETED]

>>15534315
it is, but we must discuss things related to monstergirls in order to properly structure our understandings of monstergirls.

In the same way that you cannot make a successful product for a certain consumer-base without first understanding things like the language, culture, median income, spending habits and the operation of the average store.

Of course, you are (assumedly) a smart business woman and you must already know this.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:13:15 2016 No.15534375

>>15534354
>monsterboys
>related to monstergirls

Whew lad. There's a whole board where you can discuss the average fantasy setting with boys and girls of every race. It's called /tg/ and has been around a long time. This thread's purpose isn't to be a clone of something already done en mass on a whole other board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:14:29 2016 No.15534381 File: 1.96 MB, 500x281, YouWontLikeMeWhenImAngry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone play MGIsland? Any good?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:15:16 2016 No.15534383 [DELETED]

>>15534375
>monsterboys
>related to monstergirls

>these two things are so closely related they literally share a naming convention but they're not related at all guys trust me

jesus this is a bad fucking laugh.

>>15534381
nope. But the shark is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:15:29 2016 No.15534386 >>15534354 Tell bob to write more so I have something to laugh at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:16:03 2016 No.15534388 >>15534381 Mostly people just talking about the concept art and models. I don't think it's fully built yet is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:16:08 2016 No.15534390 >>15534354 >>15534375

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:17:43 2016 No.15534392 File: 539 KB, 4712x1881, GrillsExceptYukiOnna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534381 >VR-capable >Cute Grills It must be pretty bad for /mgt/ not to be sperging out over this thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:17:44 2016 No.15534393 >>15534383 >>15534390 >>15534386 I've never talked to bob in person and I don't have an account on tft so you'll have to do that yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:17:56 2016 No.15534394 >>15534383 Your faggotry reminds of TheGreens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:19:04 2016 No.15534397 >>15534381 It's trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:20:10 2016 No.15534402 >>15534392 That FUCKING dark elf! How do they do it every time?

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:21:12 2016 No.15534405 [SPOILER]

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>Breeding Season is kill la killed

Parts of it were good.

Real fucking good.

The super rant of why it's killed was a pretty good read too, that's some platinum mad shit there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:21:15 2016 No.15534407 >>15534392 It isnt finished yet and some of the girls arent in the demo currently

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:21:38 2016 No.15534408 >>15534394 hold up, are you the same faggot who has been forcing that for the last two (three? maybe even more) threads? >>15534397 what? why? >>15534402 ...that a good fucking or bad fucking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:21:58 2016 No.15534410 >>15534392 Not bad, just in extreme alpha. >>15534381 Personally I'm just waiting for it to near a more completed state before I really look into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:22:15 2016 No.15534412 >>15534407 shark girl is and that is all you need

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:22:24 2016 No.15534413 >>15534405 where can I read it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:23:07 2016 No.15534416 >>15534405 What happened? I haven't really paid any attention to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:23:26 2016 No.15534418 >>15534408 Trash fetishes, snuff and all that other garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:23:38 2016 No.15534419 >>15534405 >tabs great summary

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:24:52 2016 No.15534423 >>15534408 No? TheGreens, on top of being a /d/ick and trapfag would fervently defend that shit during his recaps. Which made your monsterboy enabling all the more suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:25:17 2016 No.15534424 File: 1022 KB, 480x360, 1467141005710.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534413 Here http://lmgtfy.com/?q=breeding+season+blog >>15534416 Took the money and run. >>15534419 >Someone appreciates my tab work Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:25:53 2016 No.15534426 >>15534418 >snuff O-oh. Why

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:26:49 2016 No.15534430 >>15534408 >Says somebody else is forcing >When he's forcing monsterboys, talking about what the thread's purpose is when he's obviously spent no time in here and says trigger more than a tumblerina Haven't seen this level of shitposting in awhile.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:27:18 2016 No.15534435

>>15534392
It's under development.
There's a demo that you can download.

The monster girl designs and animations are great. The story and dialogue are average. I have expectations for future sex scenes and interactability. The creator intends to make the game occulus rift compatible at some point.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:27:43 2016 No.15534439 [DELETED]

>>15534418
>Trash fetishes
like what? looked pretty vanilla in the webms that I saw
>snuff
and this isn't?

>>15534423
>>15534430
oh okay, someone made you asshurt a decade ago and you haven't let it go because you have no life. Thanks, that clears this issue up. futa and monsterboys exist, deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:28:44 2016 No.15534444 >>15534426 Because the guy is a fucking faggot. >>15534439 I don't view snuff as a fetish, I view it as a mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:29:00 2016 No.15534446 >>15534430 Quit replying to him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:29:33 2016 No.15534448 >>15534439 Take a hike faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:29:51 2016 No.15534450 >>15534424 >People donated over 190k to what was essentially a flash game Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:31:14 2016 No.15534452 >>15534408 Oh, I'd give her a good fucking alright.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:31:16 2016 No.15534453 [DELETED]

>>15534439
>and this isn't?
>>15534418
>snuff
>>15534444

wait hold up, do you mean the "showcasing an actual murder" snuff or "showcasing actual sex" snuff? Or neither? Snuff means a lot of different things.

>>15534446
>>15534448
it's fucking hilarious that after three years or whatever, centuries in internet time, you're still asshurt about the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:34:30 2016 No.15534465 >>15534453 Both, the guy who is making this talked about one of the girls beating the protagonist to death while fucking him if I remember right. Not to mention discussion of shit like watersports.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:34:54 2016 No.15534467 File: 1.05 MB, 1200x2000, 1462156411954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens if I impregnate my dragon's hoard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:37:00 2016 No.15534471 >>15534467 >impregnate my dragon's hoard? how did you manage to make gold coins and assorted gemstones pregnant? >>15534465 >beating the protagonist to death while fucking him kinky. I always found arachnids hot.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:37:09 2016 No.15534472

>>15534450
Double that, I think it was. 190k is justwhat the artist got with his 50% cut.

>>15534405
>>15534416

The artist-thief already setup his copy-cat game paetron. I wonder how long until an angry breedingseason paetron mob descends on it to reign vengeance. The drama will be entertaining, at the very least.

PaetronDAWTCALM/agadgfsdgsdfg/community

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:37:35 2016 No.15534475 File: 1.70 MB, 350x340, Look at dose WANs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534450 >>15534419 >>15534416 >>15534413 There's also an entertaining thread on /v/ about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:38:39 2016 No.15534479 >>15534467 Your daughteru? Her most precious treasure in the hoard is her family. But you can't impregnate yourself, so that only leaves the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:39:33 2016 No.15534483 >>15534472 Still, THAT much money for what was out is totally unreal. Any drawfag with half decent art and maybe a writefag could work together and make bank off of these people. MG Island, a VN, you name it. They're all cash cows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:39:50 2016 No.15534484 >>15534465 It's a great way to die to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:39:51 2016 No.15534485 >>15534475 Why are Wolfus so cute?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:40:38 2016 No.15534486 >>15534475 >visiting /v/ God, that place is horrible, possibly even worse than /pol/ or /x/. One of the most extreme cases of "FUCK YOU FOR LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE" on 4chan, and not even in the "trolololo you're an idiot m80" joking way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:41:44 2016 No.15534490 File: 340 KB, 1400x1040, 551830f7617439a249c535911305797a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534485 It is an innate quality of all canids and small cats. >>15534486 That sounds like the internet in general honestly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:42:16 2016 No.15534493 >>15534479 >you can't impregnate yourself You actually could in MGEland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:42:23 2016 No.15534496 >>15534471 >>15534484 Fuck off, snuff is trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:42:33 2016 No.15534497 >>15534485 Because reasons. I'm just amazed that game came out at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:44:24 2016 No.15534503 >>15534486 >Go on /v/ >Pick two random threads >Both are "This thing sucks and how dare you claim otherwise" It's never any different...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:46:09 2016 No.15534508 >>15534471 >how did you manage to make gold coins and assorted gemstones pregnant? Elemental golems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:47:56 2016 No.15534513 >>15534508 fair enough I suppose? those are hers then, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 23:58:05 2016 No.15534534 >>15534513 Not if they live in an area with freedom of the womb then the children are free

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:00:57 2016 No.15534542 >>15534534 >Not if they live in an area with freedom of the womb The way you phrased it, you make it almost sound like some Special Cuckolding District or some shit

>>	snib Thu Jul 14 00:01:09 2016 No.15534543 Ayyy /mgt/ Tumblr sketch raffle post is up if anyone wants to enter o7 http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/147376037034/whaaaaaaat-450-follows-to-celebrate-a I hope y'all are having a nice night o/

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:02:54 2016 No.15534547

>>15534227
>it's another fucking WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO TRIGGERED BY MONSTERBOYS/YURI/FUTA episode

I'm not actually triggered by any of the above (and even like futa or yuri on occasion), but it doesn't belong in this thread.

"Why not just ignore it"? Anon always asks. "Why always the shitstorm when somebody posts something about monsterboys?". My response is simple -- although I know others may genuinely hate the above on principle.
Yes, there's no reason that a single, or even a few, monsterboy stories, yuri/futa images, or what have you would really compromise the board on their own. Sure they don't really fit with the MGE setting, but surely a few funposts wondering about monsterboys can't hurt anything.

The problem is that if we allow memes like monsterboys or futa into the thread they'll fester and grow. Maybe a futa pic gets posted on /d/, and suddenly you've got futa fans invading the thread when someone mentions us there. Maybe someone writes a genuinely good monsterboy story that gets picked up by people outside the MG fanbase (or women lol), leading to an influx of writefaggotry or greentexts involving monsterboys, crowding out the waifus we all know and love. It could happen any number of ways, or it could be a slow trickle that changes the mix of content over time, but it WILL happen. I saw it happen on MGU with edgy goreshit until KC slapped them down.

My point is that we NEED a disproportionate response to stamp out monsterboys/futa/yuri before it can take hold, or else we will lose the culture of the thread and the one decent place to discuss MGE in english.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:03:13 2016 No.15534548 what can't a golem be made out of

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:03:23 2016 No.15534549 >>15534543 >tfw RNGesus hates you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:04:28 2016 No.15534553 >>15534548 mega bloks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:04:31 2016 No.15534554 >>15534548 your semen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:05:02 2016 No.15534555 >>15534547 That faggot you're replying to isn't gonna listen, and he obviously isn't a thread regular in the first place.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:06:45 2016 No.15534559

>>15534547
You don't need that giant explanation anon. All you need to do is point out that we're the only monstergirl community that doesn't allow that shit. You can see what all the others have become. And honestly, if that's what someone is looking for, they can go to one of those. No need to force it here unless a guy is a troll or a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:07:04 2016 No.15534562 >>15534553 Megablok golem vs lego golem in a fight to see who can pleasure you more

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:09:00 2016 No.15534567
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I still want to get a picture of Miia, Wock, and Gazer sitting at a table in fancy dresses with their hair all nice and everything like they're sitting down for a triple date

I also thought of a good picture for just Miia and Wock, were they would be in the winter outside somewhere by a fire

Miia would be all wrapped up wearing really heavy but fashionable winter clothes, cold, but enjoying the fire and having fun
And Wock would be next to her just in like, an open winter coat, but in like summer clothes underneath, like a bikini, or a tanktop and some shortshorts
And Wock would be looking all smug and blowing a steady stream of flame onto the fire

Miia might have a skewer next to her with a marshmallow or a hotdog just burnt to a crisp on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:10:44 2016 No.15534570 What happens when you buy an Anubis knock off legos?

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:11:50 2016 No.15534573 [DELETED]

>>15534555
still at it are ya? Like a broken clock.

>>15534559
>You can see what all the others have become
functional and stable...? tft is doing fine, and has plenty of vanilla art for those not interesting in bob's... Things. But who am I kidding? Futa is to us as the jews were to the nazis; a convenient, slightly imagined target that we can spastically scream and overreact about like children when we rarely see it. Honestly tft is the best example of you people being wrong, and that there is no such thing as a "/d/ invasion" or whatever.

>>15534547
>The problem is that if we allow memes like monsterboys or futa into the thread they'll fester and grow. Maybe a futa pic gets posted on /d/, and suddenly you've got futa fans invading the thread when someone mentions us there.
>it's another fucking MUH EBIL /D/ INVASION episide
Christ, it's like you're afraid of the boogyman under the bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:12:48 2016 No.15534576 >>15534570 She uses them for bulk structures, like any good girl. A ten foot tall pyramid is much cheaper with a megablock core and lego facing but looks exactly the same as a pure lego one when completed.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:13:29 2016 No.15534578
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>>15534562
>hard, bumby plastic rubbing your dick
lego would win hands down and remain undefeated champion for eons if its bionicle pieces

>>15534570
she looks at you with disdain and disappointment

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:14:44 2016 No.15534580 >>15534570 christ alive that's an old reference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:16:06 2016 No.15534583 What happens if you put a string on a wurms tail and tell her she can't break the string. Would she believe it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:17:22 2016 No.15534589 >>15534573 You sound just like the futafags of old.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:21:09 2016 No.15534602

>>15534589
That's because he is. Just look at all the dated shit he says and how he acts. It's like someone who left here a couple years ago and has come back to sperg about toxic noninclusiveness like it's 2014. It's just sad really. Both that he's a shitposter lost in time and that he's still raking in those (You)s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:21:15 2016 No.15534603 Which monster is least soft

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:22:10 2016 No.15534605 >>15534603 Cursed sword. She's all sharp edges.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:22:50 2016 No.15534607 >>15534602 >>15534589 They've been flooding their shit in the /a/ threads again for awhile People have been telling them to just come here instead of just going to /d/ and posting in one of the several MG threads they have there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:23:07 2016 No.15534609 >>15534603 Adamantine Golem

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:23:55 2016 No.15534611 >>15534603 Living Armor. She can't be soft if she's going to defend you. Alternatively, Amazons in the ab region.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:24:24 2016 No.15534613 >>15534603 Steel Wool Weresheep

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:24:43 2016 No.15534615 [DELETED]

>>15534589
>>15534602
you and your compatriots are no longer much concern to me as you have exposed yourselves as either artists who hold years old grudges on abstract people (or just entities) or as conspirator /pol/ tier nutcases who believe that /d/ is going to ransack and burn the threads, because they'd get ever so much out of it.

and you're really easy to identify too! here is the neckbeard who can't get over things well and truly past: >>15534602. It was that easy! He just can't stop forcing his shitty theory on people.

and here is the "/d/ invasion" fellow! >>15534607 who knows what will happen next, maybe he'll reveal that all this "deviancy" is to blame on the immigrants or minorities or people who listen to rock n' roll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:25:22 2016 No.15534617 >>15534607 So he sorta IS a luddite from the MonMusu threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:29:35 2016 No.15534626 >>15534615 You've overplayed yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:29:49 2016 No.15534628 >>15534603 Detective Werewolf. She's been hard-boiled by years and years of witnessing the evil that lurks in the hearts of men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:31:28 2016 No.15534635 >>15526159 Unless someone makes fanart of dark elves/amazons in tacticool gorilla gear I don't think I'll have a good time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:31:34 2016 No.15534636 >>15534628 I want to date her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:33:45 2016 No.15534642 >>15534635 >gorilla Guerilla gorilla kakuen participating in hit and run rape when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:34:49 2016 No.15534644 >>15534636 Sorry kid, but she's got a date with her two best friends. One is near her heart, a little to the left, and keeps her going. The other is to the side, and she keeps that one going in case there's trouble. And there's always trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:36:11 2016 No.15534648 >>15534642 The sounds of ass slapping and slamming fills the air with the shrieks and moans of once, fighters now lovers.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:48:17 2016 No.15534674
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>>15534613
>Steel Wool Weresheep

Most combustable than a gunpowder elemental!

>Steelwool Weresheep brushes up against a fence post
>Catches fire
>Runs in circles screaming, "AWAWAWAWAWA"
>Not as moe as I imagined

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:51:16 2016 No.15534680 >>15534674 Maybe that is how she loses the rough wool and for a while she has soft steel that slowly sharpens as it grows, that way she can be soft and rough

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 00:57:13 2016 No.15534690 >No soldier beetle that mistakes relatives as a threat while guarding you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:01:08 2016 No.15534700 >>15534690 What if they join the hive?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:02:51 2016 No.15534702 >>15534700 >Family expanded. Returning to Guaardo Moodo. Yes, this is how they talk.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:03:33 2016 No.15534705

>>15534690
>"Husband, get behind me."
"What? Why?"
>"I feel a dangerous presence approaching. Don't worry, I'll protect you."
>Anon's mother rounds the corner
>Soldier Beetle waifu readies her weapons
"It's just my mother, put that down."
>"I know."
>The Soldier Beetle and her mother-in-law stare daggers at each other

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:05:32 2016 No.15534707 >>15534690 Good. my brothers a dck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:10:05 2016 No.15534716 >>15534690 >No soldier beetles to BRING ME THE GELFLING!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:11:47 2016 No.15534723 Wheelchair-bound hellhound ojou-sama.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:15:32 2016 No.15534727 >>15534723 Does she run a school for gifted youngsters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:17:01 2016 No.15534730 >>15534727 Nah, she's in the Gloom Patrol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:18:20 2016 No.15534733 >>15534723 I'm suddenly imagining a hellhound wearing one of those plastic cone thingies the vets give them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:19:48 2016 No.15534736 >>15534733 My neighbor's dog has one of those right now and she looks bloody miserable with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:20:48 2016 No.15534737 >>15534727 Only if she has weird hairless paws. Not human hands or feet either, hairless Hellhound paws. She also may or may not wear a wig.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:22:39 2016 No.15534739 >>15534705 What, is your mom from Starship Trooper? Did she have to fight off the husband stealing insects during the Bug War?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:22:45 2016 No.15534740 >>15534733 We had a story about that, didn't we? I vaguely remember a greentext about that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:28:28 2016 No.15534748 >>15534739 >I'm from Lescatie and I say kill 'em all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:29:27 2016 No.15534749 >>15534739 Worse, she's one of those "No one is good enough for my son" mothers. Also she occasionally makes disparaging remarks about his wife's species when she knows his wife is within earshot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:30:33 2016 No.15534753 File: 2.11 MB, 1500x2000, be375c26fcfef0a490ced4255ef5e45b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to put the dick in crazy, because that's where the dick belongs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:31:08 2016 No.15534755 >>15534723 Is she still a delinquent?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:31:17 2016 No.15534756 File: 6 KB, 130x196, 1466891165704.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534748 >Hardwork Guarantees Husbandos! >Would you like to know more?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:31:41 2016 No.15534757 >>15534753 She has a clock in her eye. Does that mean it's time for love?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:31:57 2016 No.15534758 >>15534753 No, the dick belongs in my waifu or even my daughteru, not some chuuni slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:33:07 2016 No.15534761 >>15534567 Sounds cozy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:34:13 2016 No.15534762 >>15534749 >I wish you would prefer a women who won't disembowel you with a single swipe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:34:46 2016 No.15534763 Is it bad that I still don't know which of the three waifufags commissions the art of Mii/Gazer/Wock all together?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:37:39 2016 No.15534766 >>15534763 I should commission some group art too. One of these days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:40:25 2016 No.15534770 >>15534763 Usually Jabberfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:45:20 2016 No.15534776 what kind of snide comments could your mom make about your waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:45:31 2016 No.15534778 >>15534763 I (miiafag) did the first one, which got jabberfag going crazy and making the rest He usually asks Gazerfag and I what we want though, and keeps us updated on the commissions

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:46:36 2016 No.15534783 >>15534762 What would the beetle do when her hounor is insulted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:47:15 2016 No.15534785 >>15534776 >All that money won't buy you happiness. You should buy me happiness with it instead. That goes for my grandma too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:47:21 2016 No.15534786 >>15534776 I think my mom would actually get along well with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:48:07 2016 No.15534787 >>15534776 She's not very good with snakes, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:50:09 2016 No.15534791 >>15534787 What about half-snakes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:52:49 2016 No.15534794 >>15534776 She used to be my dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:53:56 2016 No.15534798 >>15534776 >In my day we didn't need to become demons to get men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:56:03 2016 No.15534802 File: 213 KB, 357x523, Cursed Blade.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what paladin-chan says after she learns you fucked a monster

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:56:41 2016 No.15534803 >>15534802 My waifu is going to spit acid on your tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:57:15 2016 No.15534805 File: 479 KB, 510x880, Lich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many pictures of Liches smiling exist? I'm pretty sure every one I've seen is deadpan/frowning at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:58:07 2016 No.15534808 >>15534805 I wonder how you get a lich to smile?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:58:25 2016 No.15534809 >>15534805 It looks wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:59:11 2016 No.15534813 >>15534802 >paladin-chan >cursed Blade.png something isn't right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:59:12 2016 No.15534814 >>15534805 I'm scared.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:59:18 2016 No.15534815
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>>15534776
I can't really think of anything to be honest, my mom is pretty nice

Worst thing i can think happening is my dad/grandpa asking me how sex works later in private, and that's not too bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 01:59:45 2016 No.15534816 >>15534805 Cute stuff Nuke. Them thighs too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:00:39 2016 No.15534820 >>15534805 I think that lich needs some underwear

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:00:52 2016 No.15534822 >>15534803 Thats just mean to women who didn't mean to become monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:04:24 2016 No.15534834 >>15534822 story about freshly turned monster trying to cope with family issues when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:04:53 2016 No.15534835 >>15534802 It's also what a cursed blade says after she learns you fucked a human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:05:53 2016 No.15534837 >>15534814 Seeing a Lich you don't know looking at you from across the room and slowly smiling probably would give anyone a few conflicting emotions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:06:10 2016 No.15534838 >>15534835 they should compare swords

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:07:14 2016 No.15534843 Would you let your waifu drink a potion that turns her human for a day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:09:11 2016 No.15534849 >>15534843 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:09:41 2016 No.15534850 >>15534843 I don't want my waifu to grow a dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:09:47 2016 No.15534851 >No mermaid that treats disney's "The little mermaid" Like its twilight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:10:20 2016 No.15534853 >>15534850 ALPFUCKER!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:12:33 2016 No.15534858 I've been playing dead of alive 5 and alpha 152 got me thinking about slimes doing martial arts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:13:25 2016 No.15534861 >>15534853 I'd let an alp take a potion that turns her into a human girl if it means she could birth me a son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:13:27 2016 No.15534862 >>15534851 >You will never watch Twilight with a Vampire and see her scream internally

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:13:36 2016 No.15534863 >>15534858 >slimes doing martial arts Two words: Majin Buu

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:14:10 2016 No.15534864

>>15534843
Yea sure why not?

We could both see how shit Human sex is to MG sex and realize how good we both have it

Like going camping, you kind of enjoy it, and you make the best of it, but the main thing you take from it is coming home and enjoying a real bed, AC/Heater/ a fridge, a sink, all that shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:14:37 2016 No.15534865 >>15534862 No shit, because I'd be screaming externally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:17:37 2016 No.15534871 >>15534862 Bring your werewolf friend along when shirtless guy is added to the movies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:23:54 2016 No.15534879 >>15534861 I understand how you feel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:24:47 2016 No.15534883 >>15534776 My parents are pretty nice so they'd probably get along fine. They would definitely make a comment or two about her hair though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:28:16 2016 No.15534888 File: 248 KB, 1000x1000, lichsmile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534805

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:29:36 2016 No.15534891 >>15534888 I love you. Please draw what an ice cream truck would look like in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:30:26 2016 No.15534892 >>15534891 You mean the Gloryhole Van?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:30:57 2016 No.15534896 >>15534776 My mother believes in both god and aliens, she will be MG roulette teir surprised. hell she would probably approve if only to stop the gay jokes SHE makes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:31:14 2016 No.15534897 >>15534891 >It's just a tank with the barrel replaced by an icecream cone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:31:15 2016 No.15534898 >>15534892 No, I mean the ice cream truck that has to be prepared for overenthusiastic Wurms and sad, binge-eating Water Wurms.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:31:54 2016 No.15534901
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>>15534843
>You call these claws? How am I supposed to tear people to shreds if you're threatened?
>What do you mean I don't radiate heat?
>Holy shit I can use a keyboard without mashing all the keys
>Picking up small things is a lot easier now
>I miss my tail

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:33:30 2016 No.15534905 >>15534896 >MG roulette tier surprised Explain

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:34:48 2016 No.15534909 >>15534891 Just a repurposed swat van with a hole cut in the side

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:35:50 2016 No.15534912 >>15534901 would she be more clumsy without her tail for balance

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:36:51 2016 No.15534916 >>15534905 It's a unique brand of not giving a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:37:10 2016 No.15534918 >>15534909 >swat vans keeping out wurms Most of them aren't even armored, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:38:23 2016 No.15534921 >>15534776 >There's a mouse in the house! That's about it, and even then it's a stretch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:40:18 2016 No.15534928 >>15534916 I know what you mean by MG roulette, But all i'm thinking about is a orgy in a casino

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:42:01 2016 No.15534929
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>>15534853
Whatever do you mean, fellow human male? Alps are the best of the monster girls for those with superior taste. Your attempts to deny them your huge, juicy co-- uhh, heart, is in vain, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:43:31 2016 No.15534933 File: 240 KB, 1000x1000, MGtruck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534891

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:43:40 2016 No.15534934 >>15534929 My whacking stick is aquiver.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:46:52 2016 No.15534941 >>15534933 46+?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:46:59 2016 No.15534942 >>15534933 Such is life in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:47:13 2016 No.15534943 >>15534933 Is that even legal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:48:01 2016 No.15534945 >>15534941 How could you mix 1 and 4?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:48:13 2016 No.15534946 >>15534912 Given that all canid MGs have spent their entire lives with a tail balance aid, they'd probably be falling all over the place if they had to go without for a day. >>15534943 As long as they don't get caught!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:49:12 2016 No.15534949 >>15534943 Lee-gull?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:49:59 2016 No.15534950 File: 323 KB, 600x600, de15d6adfa5c1e83cc2d3b7727ca4649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534933 >16+ only Y'all are going to get picketed by angry loli protesters and hooligans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:57:24 2016 No.15534965 >>15534945 that 1 looks more liek a 4

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:58:30 2016 No.15534967 >>15534946 >they'd probably be falling all over the place if they had to go without for a day. That is cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:59:49 2016 No.15534970 >>15534965 Not to me it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:00:01 2016 No.15534971 >>15534843 I'm sure no monsterized paladin-chans would get addicted to that potion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:02:23 2016 No.15534977 File: 714 KB, 1024x772, 73d49cc8d2351e287357473d1667ece9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15534967 >That is cute Only if you're there to catch them! Otherwise it's painful instead of adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:06:30 2016 No.15534984 >>15534967 She would gin appreciation for the no-tails

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:14:15 2016 No.15534996 File: 297 KB, 1500x1200, 1443381475461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slimes with exoskeletons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:15:58 2016 No.15534998 >>15534943 It's an Ushi Oni and a Hellhound. Legality isn't in their vocabulary

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:39:00 2016 No.15535032 I want to open a chest and be disappointed when it isn't a mimic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:45:01 2016 No.15535038 I will annoy succubi by tying their tails together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:46:40 2016 No.15535040 I will overjoy succubi by untangling their tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:50:24 2016 No.15535047 >>15535038 >>15535040 I will turn Succubus tails into bananas as soon as I obtain my wizard's diploma!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:51:35 2016 No.15535051 What happens if you cry into an ushi's arms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:52:19 2016 No.15535054 >>15535051 They offer the comfort of their soft bosoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:56:24 2016 No.15535057 File: 167 KB, 1526x696, Dream Team.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mister Sandman, send me a dream~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:59:14 2016 No.15535063 >>15535054 What happens if you cry into the arms of a flatchested monster then you have no soft bosoms to give comfort

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 03:59:32 2016 No.15535064 >>15535057 >no Weresheep

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:01:00 2016 No.15535066 >>15535063 A lesson learned. Better get some Holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:01:42 2016 No.15535069 >>15535064 Feel free to add her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:02:11 2016 No.15535070 >>15535063 Cry into her abs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:11:30 2016 No.15535085 >>15535070 What if she has no abs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:15:32 2016 No.15535093 No dragon samurai

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:16:29 2016 No.15535095 >>15535093 Yes Dragon ronin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:19:18 2016 No.15535098 >>15535093 >Knight anon and and dragon knight will never team up with their eastern versions: samurai and dragon samurai

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:19:27 2016 No.15535099 >>15535085 always have her shoulder

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:20:36 2016 No.15535101 Can a monster knight trick her squire into thinking that he serves a human?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:21:15 2016 No.15535102 >>15535098 Would would dragon samurai be a Ryu or a eastern raised dragon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:21:33 2016 No.15535103 >>15535101 I guess so, but why would they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:27:04 2016 No.15535110 >>15535101 Every cosplay species and species with an affinity for magic can The others might pull it off but it'd be pretty hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:27:42 2016 No.15535111 >>15535102 Eastern raised draing, going by my mental image

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:32:19 2016 No.15535115 >>15535101 if you tell a young wurm she is a paladin-chan she will believe it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:33:24 2016 No.15535117 >>15535115 Paladin Wurm, the implacable servant of justice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:54:21 2016 No.15535144 File: 37 KB, 412x447, Kappa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heroes in a half shell!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:08:19 2016 No.15535155 >>15535144 Kappa bullying time!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:10:31 2016 No.15535157 >>15535144 Turtle power

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:10:49 2016 No.15535158 >>15535144 If you break a Kappa's plate does she make you repair it with your hot glue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:16:51 2016 No.15535164 Gonna touch that butt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:16:55 2016 No.15535165 >>15534763 >tfw my waifu will never have a group to be commissioned in It's okay. All we need is each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:23:11 2016 No.15535178 >>15535165 What kind of group would you want your waifu to be associated with anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:44:30 2016 No.15535217 I want a strong, muscled and scarred Minotaur to handle me in bed like I'm her boy toy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 06:11:42 2016 No.15535269 File: 134 KB, 425x380, swf jinko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know what caused the surge in Jinko art but I'm not complaining. http://i.imgur.com/x7LW3eF.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 06:20:01 2016 No.15535283 >>15535269 Neither am I.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 06:59:33 2016 No.15535358 To whomever was complaining about the lack of Ghoul art. Here's some. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Magnifire/439504/Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 07:17:29 2016 No.15535395 >>15535217 Too bad! She is going to treat you like the fragile man you are, carefully making sure that you are enjoying sex just as she is. Full on with after sex cuddles too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 07:37:11 2016 No.15535434 >>15535395 Might as well become a full blown house husband at this point

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 07:42:33 2016 No.15535451 >>15535434 I can dig it. I wanna spoil the Minotaur!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 07:53:42 2016 No.15535481 File: 14 KB, 495x527, 1448944587328.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WAZAAAAA!?!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 07:56:36 2016 No.15535486 I need thick monsters now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:02:22 2016 No.15535501 File: 1.67 MB, 2550x3300, 1468257330844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15535486 Thick enough or too thick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:06:33 2016 No.15535511 File: 124 KB, 1120x960, 90f0e23799ee1ed4f982fa82c7f5c09a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >managed to fuck up my arm I want a nice sea bishop nurse to take care of me now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:09:40 2016 No.15535517 File: 1.44 MB, 1131x1600, GhoulKnees.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15535358 It was me, and so you a good boy, but I don't even know what to make of that. What is it? Knee fetishism? Am I being memed somehow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:11:13 2016 No.15535519 >>15535511 Just ask her to use healing magic on your arm, it takes a lot of mana but if you take care of her afterwards everything should be fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:32:21 2016 No.15535577 >>15535517 >guy is naked in a sewer How on earth did such a thing come to be? The Ghoul in a sewer I buy, but that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:33:38 2016 No.15535579 >>15535519 Playing doctor for her wouldn't be too bad either. Although being a monster she would probably request an "injection."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:33:57 2016 No.15535583 >>15535501 That's good. Although I'm always up for thicker

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:36:14 2016 No.15535593 File: 287 KB, 776x885, 1465024554538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love cute cat feet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:42:04 2016 No.15535611 File: 233 KB, 724x1000, --dragon-monster-girl-encyclopedia-drawn-by-sanmotogoroo--26246a4d2484eba29e0d1adc4ff6f843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15535593 I love cute dragon everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:43:08 2016 No.15535621 >>15535611 I see sexy Dragons and I want them painted black~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:44:52 2016 No.15535629 >>15535621 10 dollar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:45:20 2016 No.15535632 File: 496 KB, 1000x1200, 1449513670694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15535611 Dragon abs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:46:55 2016 No.15535640 >>15535629 Can't, I need that money to buy the memoirs of this guy who has had a bullet in his brain since 1944.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:48:14 2016 No.15535646 File: 740 KB, 805x1050, 1462266223702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15535632 Dragons are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:51:46 2016 No.15535664 >>15534405 Where do I donate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:03:11 2016 No.15535699 File: 1.63 MB, 1560x2200, 1448478026059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you support your wife's studies on the secret arts of water NOT!bending?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:03:32 2016 No.15535700 Remember to polish your dragon horns while she takes a nap in your lap, it makes her have extra good dreams.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:10:32 2016 No.15535716

>>15535699
I leave everything nice and tidy so she has an easier time finding the material she needs. I'll also cook and feed her some snack so she doesn't need to worry about getting hungry. At night, after she sleeps, I'll princess carry her to bed, give her a kiss in the forehead and go and make everything ready for her next study session while she sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:28:41 2016 No.15535773 File: 711 KB, 1600x1200, 1438750916952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Interactive porn coming your way! Only five more months until 2017!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:36:53 2016 No.15535790 >>15535773 >2017 happens and my waifu comes out of my computer >Instead of having sex we just hug and cry in each other's arms, promissing to never let go

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:38:10 2016 No.15535793 >>15535790 This hits too close home for me, you poopyhead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:40:39 2016 No.15535800 >>15535773 Why is she looking directly at the viewer and not the guy in front of her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:47:19 2016 No.15535815 >>15535800 It's her way of saying the same is going to happen to you.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:48:14 2016 No.15535817

>>15535790
>This is recorded as evidence of the first encounter. All the mgs at home look on panting heavily and blushing with steam coming out of their ears, grinding their legs together as they watch your hands intertwine with hers. The more powerful ones declare with swirly mind-lost eyes that this is proof mankind is a perverted species that needs MGs to invade immediately to take them over and take them as husbands to better look over them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:52:28 2016 No.15535827 What writefags should I include in my commission? It'll just be their names.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:53:40 2016 No.15535831 >>15535827 I'm confused. What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:54:28 2016 No.15535835 >>15535831 It will make sense when you see it, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:55:18 2016 No.15535838 >>15535835 I'm suspicious. Better throw Alpie under the bus here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:57:17 2016 No.15535843 >>15535817 >broadcasting me and my dragon waifu saying and doing mushy things such as holding hands and eskimo kissing while saying "I love you" I would probably overheat and die of embarrassment, she woud also be teased to death by other monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:08:50 2016 No.15535863 >>15535827 Any one still relevant

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:10:32 2016 No.15535868 >>15535863 Well give me some names! I don't know what everyone considers relevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:12:05 2016 No.15535870 >>15535863 Don't do it. This will cause nothing but bad results. t. relevant writefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:12:49 2016 No.15535871 >eczema starts itching >only have moisturizer to put on >whatever, anything do make it stop >the itching stops >but now it burns >BUUURRNNSS I need a big bowl of Holst milk to keep my hand in, dammit. It's how Pharaoh keeps her youthful looks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:13:19 2016 No.15535873 >>15535870 Do it. This will cause only good results. t. relevant writefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:15:11 2016 No.15535879 >>15535870 >>15535873 >t. Stop appropriating my culture you swines. t. a totally relevant writefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:17:34 2016 No.15535886 >>15535879 Fuck off Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:19:50 2016 No.15535893 >>15535886 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:25:48 2016 No.15535908 >Just smashed a cockroach at work >A little bit of her insides splashed onto my finger Oh god, how can anyone love devilbugs when they are based on something so nasty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:26:56 2016 No.15535911 >>15535908 If you smash a person and get their insides on you, you'll find it pretty gross too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:30:56 2016 No.15535920 >>15535827 Alp, because I want to see how he reacts to the results.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:32:09 2016 No.15535924 File: 96 KB, 497x649, 1449426855950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't move! She's a big one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:33:55 2016 No.15535928 >>15535924 Don't do what now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:34:33 2016 No.15535932 >>15535928 Move. She can't see you if you don't move.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:35:57 2016 No.15535937
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>>15535908
They're cute, unfairly cute. Reality sucks so it's best not to think about it too much when talking about monster girls.

Just imagine being being surrounded by six devil bug sisters, all carefully exploring your body with their hands and antennas. That doesn't sound so bad compared to real roaches does it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:37:26 2016 No.15535942 >>15535908 You say that now but just wait until you get gangraped and mindbroken by cockroach pussy You'll be having incest sex with your many daughters in no time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:39:33 2016 No.15535946 >>15535942 Are there any good mindbreak stories?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:41:28 2016 No.15535951 >>15535790 GAAAYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:42:45 2016 No.15535953 >>15535937 Doesn't sound as bad as the real one, but I still think it's pretty bad. I wonder if a time will come where I love all kinds of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:44:08 2016 No.15535957 File: 160 KB, 797x1034, devilBug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15535908 >A little bit of her insides splashed onto my finger That means she likes it, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:44:19 2016 No.15535958 >>15535924 Jokes on her. I laid out a table of delicious meat within smelling distance of me, and all the meat is laced with an agent that makes her fat she won't ever catch me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:46:47 2016 No.15535963 >>15535957 >Masochist devilbug that begs you to hit her with slippers. Don't make me hate them less, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:49:21 2016 No.15535972 >>15535946 I don't remember any fullblown mindbreak but there was that one story about a guy losing his mind in Pandemonium >>15535957 Fingering a bug has to be up there with the most inappropriable things you can do to a monster girl

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:52:07 2016 No.15535980
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>>15535908
>Have roach infestation at home
>Family bombed the house twice, used a roach gel that didn't work, used baits that the roaches ignored
>Finally spend 30$ on that expensive as shit advion gel that is an amazon bestseller
>House is now the scene of a roach massacre
>Nearly every roach I see is now dying or dead
>The ones I see still alive and healthy are sooner or later going to eat that delicious poison like it's chocolate
>Gonna need a bigger broom to get all of these corpses off the floor

I'd feel bad if those little bastards were actually cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:52:09 2016 No.15535981 >>15535972 Do the bugs even know how to speak?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:52:29 2016 No.15535982 >>15535937 >exploring your body with their hands and antennae That sounds like something just about all monster girls who have antennae would do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:53:13 2016 No.15535986 File: 282 KB, 1337x1826, 1450114507095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'sup, boytoys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:54:31 2016 No.15535990 File: 378 KB, 847x1200, d8636c3f4e8cfec8c8f4f9db5ae77242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dangerous, scary monsters being forced to be cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:55:01 2016 No.15535993 >>15535986 Elpheth = Ramethal

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:58:06 2016 No.15535999
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>>15535953
You'll come around in time.
>>15535982
Yup. Except Beelzebubs, they're probably the kind to skip the formalities and jump right into sucking your dick or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:59:18 2016 No.15536003 File: 1.38 MB, 900x1420, 40938402_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15535908 If loving them is wrong, I don't want to be right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:59:44 2016 No.15536005 >>15535981 All monsters can speak to some extent It's just that bugs prefer to be quiet and communicate with their antennae

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:00:04 2016 No.15536007

>>15535981
>Do the bugs even know how to speak?
It's unclear.
Some bits of the encyclopedia say they can't, some bits say they can.
I headcanon that they can be taught language if you waifu one and power her up with daily brain-food that is, oral creampies, but all the ones you'd find in the wild can't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:01:33 2016 No.15536012 >>15535986 Fuck girls that have that smile on their faces, it makes my dick so hard it hurts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:02:52 2016 No.15536016 >>15536005 How would one understand one trying to talk with their antennae?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:07:13 2016 No.15536028 So what would a Monster Girl version of a slasher flick be like? Imagine, a group of dumb teenagers go out to party in Suspiciously Isolated Location, get stalked by a Monster who corrupts the girls and rapes the boys. Could it work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:08:55 2016 No.15536036 >>15536016 It'd be like trying to learn Helen Keller's tactile language in reverse. Not literally impossible, but breddy difficult. When she starts gently stroking your groin with her antennae you can probably figure that one out, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:09:37 2016 No.15536038 >>15535999 I doubt it, insects are really low tier for me except maybe Mantis. The only thing that could raise the bug kind in my ranking is maybe a dragonfly, and that's a pretty big maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:10:23 2016 No.15536042 >>15536007 I was sure that it was said somewhere that all monster girls can speak I tried to find the source but couldn't Anyway, teaching your bug waifu how to speak must be a great experience

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:13:29 2016 No.15536053 File: 776 KB, 800x1000, 1436693763651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15536038

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:13:59 2016 No.15536055
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>>15536042
> I was sure that it was said somewhere that all monster girls can speak
I agree with you, it does, somewhere in the start of Fallen Maidens iirc.
But the original Devil Bug profile says they can't.

Then again if you're looking for internal consistency MGE's not the best place for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:17:05 2016 No.15536062 >>15536042 >Get a bug waifu and teach her how to speak >Yfw she haltingly says that she loves

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:18:09 2016 No.15536064 >>15536055 Say what you will, but there are worse fates than being held captive as a community pogo stick for a band of devilbugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:23:27 2016 No.15536080 >>15536064 But what if they give you weird chitineous handjobs? That has to be a fate worst than hell

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:26:45 2016 No.15536089

>>15536038
How about a nice crane fly waifu? They're silly bugs that can't help flying into anything and everything.
>>15536055
I like to go by the original profile for them, there's something cute about silent girls who manage to convey their love through actions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:28:32 2016 No.15536093 >>15536080 I feel like a footjob would be even worse based on their encyclopedia picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:29:31 2016 No.15536095 File: 571 KB, 800x800, 1455456304982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B-burning love?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:31:41 2016 No.15536099 >>15536095 Is that a pink dragon? Aren't those evil?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:33:01 2016 No.15536101 File: 180 KB, 869x1237, q011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onee-chans and delinquents once again asserting their dominance as top-tier archetypes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:33:59 2016 No.15536103 >>15536089 Bug girls can't reach my heart, high class monster girls already claimed it and they don't want to share it. >>15536095 That image is actually named burning love on my waifu folder. Dragons for life my man.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:34:52 2016 No.15536105
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>>15536062
Teaching monstergirls language is my weird-niche-within-a-weird niche fetish.

> You will never be kidnapped by a solitary harpy from the remotest of remote mountain peaks, where they almost never see humans and haven't even learned what language is
> She gets all confused and annoyed at first when you keep making complicated noises, and stuffs your mouth full of fluffy feathers to shut you up when she's mating with you
> But after a few days she starts to realize that your words are a more complicated version of her hunting cries, and she's overjoyed and gets you to teach her
> Sometimes she doesn't understand and gets frustrated and angry, leading to her mounting you roughly and raping you while glaring at your face
> Sometimes it clicks and she learns a new word, leading to happy cuddlesex
> She's blushing furiously the first time she manages to haltingly tell you she loves you
> But in time you're having long conversations as she asks you about everything and anything about the world beyond the mountaintops
> Finally you return to civilization to settle down, arm in wing with your harpy wife
> You taught her well, but luckily not so well that she ever loses her sexy accent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:38:28 2016 No.15536116 >>15536103 >high class monster girls already claimed it Dragon millipede then maybe? Think a classy Oomukade with more legs, a pink colour scheme and high class taste in clothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:40:19 2016 No.15536123 >>15536101 This fucking guy just keeps on dishing out the abuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:41:30 2016 No.15536126 >tfw you will never be the genki route in a monstergirl vn

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:41:36 2016 No.15536127

>A small group of devil bugs poking you with their antennae and touching you with their hands
>After awhile of silently doing this they suddenly become more agressive, taking off your clothes and having sex with you repeatedly
>The ones who aren't currently having sex resume pokes you with their antennae and exploring your body with their hands.
>They are absolutely relentless, not pausing for anything, leading to you passing out from exhaustion
>When you awake there's a least a few dozen devil bugs around you
>They force feed you something to keep you going and then it starts all over again
>it wasn't long before your place had over 100 devil bugs in it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:42:06 2016 No.15536129 File: 1.61 MB, 1122x1600, Sg_33c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15536105

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:42:29 2016 No.15536130 >>15536126 Can I be the chuuni route? I'm really good at hamming it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:43:18 2016 No.15536136 >>15536116 I don't think a bug will ever reach the majestic and beauty that are Dragons, Wights and Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:44:11 2016 No.15536139 >>15536130 Sure why not. Will you be the chunni with emotional baggage to satisfy the healing fetish girls or will you just be the qt chunni for monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:45:14 2016 No.15536141 >>15536139 I'll have the emotional baggage as part of the whole chuuni act, but it's all going to be fake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:45:23 2016 No.15536142 >>15536095 That's a big tail for such a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:46:22 2016 No.15536143 >>15536141 Nice,nice. Will that be part of your dark backstory on how you got your dark demon powers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:47:28 2016 No.15536146 >>15536142 It makes the tail wraps and wing hugs better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:48:30 2016 No.15536148 >>15536143 I... don't like to talk about. That's all in the past now. This is the part where I hold back my tears and pretend to light a cigarette, when it's actually a lollipop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:49:39 2016 No.15536154 >>15536126 I want to be the class-president/school idol type who is strict and upright but turns dere to the heroine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:50:57 2016 No.15536159 >>15536148 I bet you even do that thing where you turn your back to us and look up to the sky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:52:54 2016 No.15536166 Flamingo harpy when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:53:04 2016 No.15536167 >>15536148 >not 'M-Maska how did you know? telelports behind you ''pshhhh... nothing personell kiddo'' slices you with a katana and etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:54:05 2016 No.15536172 >>15536126 >not wanting to be the tsundere who the heroine roughly rapes in the locker and turning dere after that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:54:56 2016 No.15536174 >>15536159 That's during the night, when she wakes up to notice I'm not in bed with her and she comes outside and asks me what's wrong and I say I just came out to stand in the rain and she realizes that there is no rain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:55:45 2016 No.15536178 I want to be the moeblob otouto who is in every VN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:56:30 2016 No.15536183 >>15536105 Something worthy coming in the form of MEME ARROWS in a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:56:33 2016 No.15536184 >>15536178 >Onee-chan, denwa!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:57:27 2016 No.15536187 >>15536178 Moeblob otoutos get RAPED every VN they're in Do you really wish for that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:57:53 2016 No.15536191 >>15536126 I'd be the shy neet route and probably become a meme character on monster girl imageboards.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:02:34 2016 No.15536207

>>15536184
>'Am I kawaii onee-chan uguuu?'
Jesus imagine what animus would be like in a monstergirl dominated world

>a token shota character in every single show
>both cute girl and cute boy SOL animu become wildly popular
>that one dominant character who turns into a submissive semen pump in every single doujin

>>15536191
I think that you would become a mascot.

>114 days since anon left his house for you
>tfw neet-anon will never be your husbando
>neet-anon is for ____________

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:03:49 2016 No.15536212 >>15536187 I'll even say 'please be gentle onee-san' in my cutest voice

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:05:09 2016 No.15536219
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>>15536191
I'm halfway through writing a fic where you are the childhood friend in a VN that Charon's playing

And I have been halfway for about 4 months because I'm a lazy hack who ran out of ideas and puns

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:05:46 2016 No.15536221 File: 1.37 MB, 1024x1280, 1456787640056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15536178 Are you sure? We all know the audience for those types of boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:06:29 2016 No.15536223 >>15536219 Jesus Christ, that's an ingenious idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:07:21 2016 No.15536226 How would you deal with nerds who say that you look exactly like a super popular character in a VN?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:08:24 2016 No.15536230 >>15536221 People who want to innocently take care of their cute otoutos with absolutely no intention of sexualizing them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:08:30 2016 No.15536231 File: 181 KB, 869x1237, q021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tall onee-sama delinquent SEND HELP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:09:05 2016 No.15536232 >>15536226 shrug indifferently

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:09:44 2016 No.15536235

>>15536055
The quite poor and un-passable quality of art of devilbug has made me end up just imagining some anime/vidya or sometimes pretty looking 3D female with close appearance (haircut, hair & eyes color etc.) and applying devilbug nature to her. The result is surprisingly boner-inducing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:10:08 2016 No.15536238 >>15536232 But they wont leave me alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:10:09 2016 No.15536239 >>15536226 Tell them to fuck off so I can go and get raped by a REAL monster girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:10:22 2016 No.15536240 >>15536230 No Anon You will be sexualized by a whole bunch of NEET Onee-san types

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:11:19 2016 No.15536245 >>15536226 Get my innocence on. >R-Really? I hope it's a cute guy... With lots of blinking and shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:12:21 2016 No.15536248 >>15536239 What if they suddenly drug you or knock you out only to sleep rape you? >>15536240 What kind of LOSER would SEXUALIZE their cute otoutos? ONLY stinky NEETS would do such a gross thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:13:18 2016 No.15536252 >>15536207 >I think that you would become a mascot. Being a mascot wouldn't be so bad. God help me if the portal opened though. >>15536219 >more charon content I need this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:13:26 2016 No.15536253 >>15536245 Go on....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:14:14 2016 No.15536256 >>15536253 No Alp, I won't go on. Get out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:14:26 2016 No.15536257 >>15534933 Lucky little lad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:15:47 2016 No.15536264 >>15536252 >portal opens >many shitposting monstergirls are delighted to find out their husabndos exist >thousand of monstergirls competing trying to claim their ideal archetype Man I would try to be the cute genki character

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:17:08 2016 No.15536267 >>15536245 Anon you're only exciting them further

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:17:39 2016 No.15536268 >>15535269 I like how Jinkos are able to be both cute and intimidating at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:18:08 2016 No.15536270 >>15536226 Act like said character and be friendly with the girl. I want to see them awawa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:18:25 2016 No.15536271 >>15536248 Anon, that's just it! They ARE stinky Onee-NEETS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:18:39 2016 No.15536273 >>15536226 Flex and proceed to sexually harass them. Cyclopes and Crow Tengus are super cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:18:44 2016 No.15536274 >>15536264 Those girls better stay away from me, for their own good. I only bring suffering to those around me. My enemies will stop at nothing to get at me, even if it means hurting someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:20:02 2016 No.15536276 >>15536274 You should show of your cursed demon eyes and mystic sword in front of them. You know, to show how dangerous you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:21:16 2016 No.15536280 >>15536270 What if they suddenly decide to marry you right there? How would you politely reject their adoration heart pupil eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:21:31 2016 No.15536281 >>15536276 Tsk, those aren't toys to show off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:21:59 2016 No.15536282 Everyone post pictures of themselves for science!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:22:17 2016 No.15536283 >>15535868 Beast, seafoam, YBA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:22:46 2016 No.15536286 >>15536271 Maybe if I try being even more cuter and more innocent to them they wouldn't sexualize me! I should be even more moe, pouting and even giving them massages!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:23:22 2016 No.15536291 >>15536282 Go away Manticore, you're not fooling anyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:23:52 2016 No.15536293 >>15536281 But their lives are in danger! The dark organization can hunt them down!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:24:44 2016 No.15536295 >>15536226 I apparently look like several black celebs and someone who sells drugs. it'll be a step up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:25:06 2016 No.15536296 >>15536282 Good luck monsters I'm behind 69 proxies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:25:07 2016 No.15536297 >>15536293 Then I'll protect them when the time comes. Even if they don't know I'm there. I don't need their thanks. I don't deserve their love. This is another lollipop scene, I think? Damn, I'm better at being a chuuni than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:26:33 2016 No.15536300 >>15536297 Yes and then you throw pocket sand to disappear without a trace

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:26:37 2016 No.15536301 >>15536282 I already posed myself here, I had a mask but still

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:27:52 2016 No.15536305 >>15536280 "Sorry, but a girl like is too beautiful for a guy like me." Then I would give her a wink and run off while they have a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:27:55 2016 No.15536306 >>15536300 Wish I had a theme song that could play at that moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:28:49 2016 No.15536307 >>15536301 I would like to think that I'm good enough looking for multiple MG's to find me attractive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:29:11 2016 No.15536308 I want to be a popular e celeb or a seiyuu who has coplayed/voiced a lot of popular male characters! I want to be the idol of millions of neets and nerds!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:29:18 2016 No.15536309 >>15535057 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOY7Fp74_w Monster Girl version of Stubbs the Zombie would be GOTY every year for those dirty Undead loving anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:30:17 2016 No.15536313 >>15536305 Anon they might become 100% yan for you thinking that you've claimed them. Will you take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:31:23 2016 No.15536316 >>15536306 Well it should be the ED or OP of the anime that you're in. Maybe linkin park?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:32:54 2016 No.15536320 >>15536316 But I'm a VN character, I need my own theme. We could call it "Heart of Broken Glass".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:33:59 2016 No.15536322 >>15536320 No it should be 'Crimson Night of a thousand tears'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:34:24 2016 No.15536325 I want to tie a big fat red ribbon around a Hellhound's tail when she isn't looking!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:35:06 2016 No.15536329 >>15536305 Anon are you trying to make them go in heat just be being in your general direction? What if they decise to rape you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:36:51 2016 No.15536337 >>15536322 How about "A Shade In The Crimson Rain", because my non-MG-demonic katana leaves behind a crimson rain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:37:05 2016 No.15536338 >>15536313 >>15536329 Nope. I'll just act like my usual self in case things get too dangerous, I just hope it won't be too late by then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:37:27 2016 No.15536340 >>15536308 Will you have bodyguards who protect you from the hundreds of rapist fans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:39:02 2016 No.15536346 >>15536338 Anon it was too late the moment you decided to act as their favorote character

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:41:02 2016 No.15536350 >>15536337 Then it should be 'Crimson Petals at the End of Spring' As the theme song starts playing you should summom your dark demon familiar who is just a spiritual form.of all your hatred and evil darkness

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:41:50 2016 No.15536354 >>15536325 If she finds out you're in deep trouble, she'll either remove it out of defiance and rape you, or she'll keep it out of love and rape you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:43:30 2016 No.15536358 >>15536264 What kinds of monsters could I attract with smug, fancy and megane archetype?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:44:23 2016 No.15536360 >>15536350 I can't have one of those though, because then I'd already be spoken for and the girls hate that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:44:46 2016 No.15536364 Ryu starting their own horde of gold All other dragon types taking jobs to report the weather

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:45:50 2016 No.15536369 >>15536360 Oh yeah. Shit. Then maybe have you rely.on the heroine to bring out your surpressed ultimate dark power?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:47:15 2016 No.15536376 >>15536358 The really haughty ones who hate plebshit or the ones who want to rape you and turn you into their dere submissive husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:47:36 2016 No.15536378 >>15536369 Dakini intensifies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:48:22 2016 No.15536385 >>15536364 Ryus are benevolent creatures, their hoard is the smiles of people surrounding her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:53:04 2016 No.15536409 >>15536364 >Jabberwock says its raining Otoutos somewhere far away >All Oneesan types run out to check >Now all the Otoutos in MGC are free game to the Jabberwock Never trust a weather dragon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:31:56 2016 No.15536527 Stiny oneesan neets are pretty great right I wanna dress up like her favorite anime characters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:32:33 2016 No.15536530 >>15536101 I want a fuckhueg wolfu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:34:22 2016 No.15536536 >>15536527 Still keeping this up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:36:22 2016 No.15536544 >>15536536 I saw the other guys posts and realized how top tier they are I'm entering the neet market

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:39:32 2016 No.15536555 >>15536544 Not just any old slob can get one of those gals though. You gotta be able to support her parasitic lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:39:40 2016 No.15536556 >>15536530 Me too. I'd rather not have a Hellhound, they're too rapey for my liking, but a big dominant Werewolf would be lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:43:16 2016 No.15536563 >>15536556 Same here. I could do without the hell aesthetic, just givem e a huge polar wolfu. Stern and preferrably alone whilst deeply craving a pack of her own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:43:41 2016 No.15536565 >>15536555 I can wear lewd otouto outfits open a patreon and camwhore

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:45:24 2016 No.15536571 >>15536565 Well good luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:58:51 2016 No.15536615 >>15536565 Lewd otouto outfits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:04:27 2016 No.15536637 I want to learn karate, judo, aikido and jiujitsu so I can impress all the Kunoichi with my mastery!

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:13:19 2016 No.15536664

>>15536615
You know, small tight swimtrunks. Magical boy outfits. Schoolboy uniforms. The kind of outfits monster girl otakus like.

>>15536571
Thank you

Is there any better feeling then acting like a ditzy otouto on camera, watching the donations roll in knowing lots of loser Neets are masturbating to you?

I don't even so it for the money. I'm just a slut like that. A slut for loser older sisters. All human boys are slaves to the V. And I'm no exception.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:14:54 2016 No.15536670 >>15536664 >Magical boy outfits I need one so I can "punish" my waifu for her villainy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:29:21 2016 No.15536724 >>15536670 I want to roleplay being a Magical Boy who gets defeated by my waifu who puts me in my place! Mindbreaking me into a good human boy slut!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:44:10 2016 No.15536791 >>15536637 Are you sure about that anon? Are you sure you can handle the waves of Kunoichi that would try to kidnap you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:47:53 2016 No.15536802 >>15536791 Hah! My sixth sense will warn me of their approach!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:47:55 2016 No.15536803 >>15536637 you'd surely have some hinezumi after you too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:49:05 2016 No.15536809 Dear Anubis-senpai, I tried to do IT again. I failed. I got really close this time though, since I didn't do THAT last night. Maybe I'll succeed tomorrow!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:49:35 2016 No.15536810 I just want a faggot cat, like in the doujinshi. She's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:50:28 2016 No.15536812 >>15536803 Ninjabus, Firerat, Emotionless Bug, Slutty Panda... plenty of martial artists around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:56:03 2016 No.15536826 >>15536809 Do you need Anubis-senpai to show you how to masturbate again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:58:39 2016 No.15536835 I like monsters that don't rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:58:39 2016 No.15536836 >>15536826 How could you possibly infer that from such cryptic language?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:59:46 2016 No.15536841 >>15536802 You are already raped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:02:32 2016 No.15536848 >>15536841 This calls for cheesy 80's music and a training montage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:04:23 2016 No.15536856 >>15536835 - Anon's last words before getting kidnapped and raped by a Ushi-Oni

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:05:11 2016 No.15536858 >>15536848 Anon that doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:06:01 2016 No.15536862 >>15536856 Maybe she will be one of those weird Ushi that kidnapped me for a date

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:07:41 2016 No.15536869 >>15536858 Rocky and Karate Kid have taught me different!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:09:12 2016 No.15536876 >>15536869 Those were fake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:10:20 2016 No.15536879 >>15536876 Oh yeah? Well then I'll just give up and become a jizz-dispenser at the girl's locker room, how about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:10:38 2016 No.15536881 >>15536862 Nah, you're definitely getting raped The question is, once she is done raping you will she let you go, forcefully husband you or actually try to seduce you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:11:40 2016 No.15536887 >>15536881 Can I hug her a profess my love before the rape so that I consent making it not rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:12:53 2016 No.15536889 >>15536879 Well if you're going to be a weak little faggot then sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:13:39 2016 No.15536892 >>15536889 >training montages don't work >giving up is not an option WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:13:44 2016 No.15536893 >>15536836 I thought it was a reference to the Greentext where Anubis Senpai teaches Anon how to masturbate properly with her big meaty paws

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:14:15 2016 No.15536895 >>15536892 Actually train.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:14:45 2016 No.15536897 >>15536887 If you do that it's not rape, it's a honeymoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:14:54 2016 No.15536898 >>15536893 big paws or scaled feat make for worst penis touchers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:16:18 2016 No.15536904 So does an ushi seal have to be red or can it be rainbow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:16:33 2016 No.15536906 >>15536893 Well it is a reference to what such a greentext was probably based on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:16:58 2016 No.15536909 >>15536898 What about manticore tail?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:20:31 2016 No.15536920 >>15536898 Says you http://i.imgur.com/ti7FOqn.jpg Scaley footjobs best footjobs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:21:13 2016 No.15536924 >>15536909 the worst very stabby

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:23:17 2016 No.15536927 Mindflayers are cute and have great tentacles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:25:22 2016 No.15536937 >>15536927 Mindflayer pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:25:49 2016 No.15536938 >>15536920 http://i.imgur.com/GUDsqRh.jpg Love that design, even if she is slightly on the cheesy side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:29:09 2016 No.15536950 >>15536937 What is bad about cuteflayers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:32:55 2016 No.15536963 >>15536950 Everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:34:29 2016 No.15536970 >>15536938 She's not Cheesy I want those claws to jerk me off http://i.imgur.com/0yvbb7Y.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iKmPniU.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:35:22 2016 No.15536974 >>15536927 >>15536950 Mindflayers are eldritch creatures from the depths and should be avoided at all costs Unless you literally don't care about anything but your happiness, Mindflayers are pretty good at making people happy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:35:51 2016 No.15536975 >>15536963 but they are cute and loving

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:36:49 2016 No.15536976 >>15536970 I want her to play me the song of her people. http://i.imgur.com/ukXHC1a.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:37:47 2016 No.15536978 >>15536976 Everytime I fap to her I keep hearing Kermit singing "Rainbow Connection" It's the worst thing and I wish it would go away her design is great

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:37:49 2016 No.15536979 >>15536975 They are horrifying and diabolical.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:41:25 2016 No.15536991 >>15536974 eldritch doesn't mean bad >>15536979 it isn't diabolical if they love

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:42:01 2016 No.15536993 >>15536978 Well that's unfortunate. I just wish the artist would draw her more often and fat girls/futas a lot less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:44:10 2016 No.15537003 >>15536991 They don't love. They're eldritch monstrosities made to do awful things, just like Shoggoths. Lovecraft was right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:45:08 2016 No.15537009 >>15537003 They love with their thoughts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:47:07 2016 No.15537021 >>15537009 Their thoughts are horrible and disgusting. They steal memories of innocent men and fill them with disgusting replacements.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:50:03 2016 No.15537037 Monoeye Monocles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:54:42 2016 No.15537059 >>15537021 >disgusting replacements Watery noises are not disgusting, they are calming and beautiful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:55:55 2016 No.15537064 >>15537059 I hate watery noises!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:08:36 2016 No.15537103 I hate Mindflayers and Shoggoths so much!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:08:48 2016 No.15537104 Kejourou are love

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:10:31 2016 No.15537107 >>15537104 Hair prostitutes are bad.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:14:35 2016 No.15537116

>>15537104
>Kejourou has twins
>They fight all the time
>End up getting their hair all tangled together once
>The panic and try to free themselves
>Only succeed in getting themselves more tangled
>Mom comes to see what the commotion is
>Twins are panicking
>Mom tries to help but somehow manages to get her hair caught in the giant knot as well
>Mom starts panicking
>Anon has to sit there and untangle them
>Takes three hours
>He's stifling his laughter the entire time

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:15:39 2016 No.15537120

>>15537064
You probably offended about 80% of all Monster Girls

>>15537103
You say that but you haven't even given them a chance

A Mindflayer would fiddle with your head a bit and suddenly you'd be overwhelmed with joy and all your worries would go away

A Shoggoth would take care of everything you could ever need and make sure you never have to make any effort for the rest of your life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:19:16 2016 No.15537134 >>15537120 No, it's only Mindflayers, Shoggoths and the obvious girls I don't like. Mindflayers and Shoggoths are not to be trusted! Never let them have a chance!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:22:24 2016 No.15537146 >>15537116 Untangling that would be a pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:24:37 2016 No.15537153 >>15537107 http://imgur.com/ywIFXwP Why are you going after the prostitutes? They'll break your heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:26:51 2016 No.15537165 >>15537153 They're all prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:29:01 2016 No.15537172 If you have a yan stalker stay away from Kej

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:30:19 2016 No.15537176 >>15537165 That's racist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:32:01 2016 No.15537180 >>15537176 The truth isn't racism. Kejourou's are all hookers just like Manticores are all terrible women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:33:11 2016 No.15537185 >>15537180 Truth is subjective, and can still be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:33:36 2016 No.15537187 >>15537180 You're not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:34:09 2016 No.15537188 Remember,.to avoid towns that get raided by dragons

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:34:46 2016 No.15537190 I want to laugh as an oppai loli manticore tries to bully me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:35:02 2016 No.15537193 >>15537185 I'm sorry anon, but they're all prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:35:33 2016 No.15537195 >>15537180 You are wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:35:52 2016 No.15537197 >>15537193 Just because they won't fuck you doesn't make it right to hate them so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:36:36 2016 No.15537199 >>15537190 Oppai loli Manticores would be the opus magnum Manticore variants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:36:57 2016 No.15537201 >>15537197 You can't fuck what isn't real, hooker lover.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:37:13 2016 No.15537203 >>15537120 I wish to cuddle a Thing girl and let her kiss my whole face at once by opening her horrorifice and closing it around my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:38:09 2016 No.15537207 >>15537201 >can't fuck what isn't real >getting fucked by temporary text on a screen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:40:11 2016 No.15537210 I like awkward monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:42:42 2016 No.15537217 >>15537199 Yep, smug but small enough that it doesn;t matter. Well, all except for one place of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 16:47:09 2016 No.15537224 >>15537188 Why? Might as well pretend to be a hero and have a chence to raid the dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:09:44 2016 No.15537274 Reminder that Dark Elves are the best kind of Elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:12:21 2016 No.15537283 >>15537274 I wanna hug Dark Elves

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:13:39 2016 No.15537288 >>15537283 I wanna fuck the Dark Elf queen.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:14:51 2016 No.15537291

There are a couple of things I want to address in this general.

1. If the thread has hit the image limit, it's OK to start a new thread. You don't have to wait until the thread has fallen off the last page before starting a new thread.
2. Only report posts that obviously break the rules. Repeatedly spamming the report system with false reports will result in a ban.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:17:43 2016 No.15537300 >>15537291 Thanks mod, but are we allowed to wait for it fall off before we make a new thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:18:59 2016 No.15537306 >>15537300 Regardless, there's no way that's going to happen anymore now that anons know they can just start back up after image limit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:20:08 2016 No.15537308 >>15537306 I'm sure we can all have self control

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:21:46 2016 No.15537313 >>15537291 Holy shit really? I love you.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:22:22 2016 No.15537317

>>15537308
>self control
I hope you're kidding. This whole image limit row was already the source of problems not that long ago.
I predict anons are going to immediately post new threads and the old thread will fill with arguments about how we need to wait for fall off before moving.

At least until we get over it acclimate to the change.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:24:15 2016 No.15537320 >>15537291 Hey mod san, do you like monstergirls or are you just here because it's your job?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:24:35 2016 No.15537321 >>15537308 That would be severely tempting fate right there. If we could pull that off, I'd be impressed; but suddenly I'm filling with a sense of dread of people spamming pics and using that as ammo to start a new thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:26:06 2016 No.15537324 >>15537317 >>15537308 I liked having the no image talks, they're a lot diffrent then the thread normally

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:27:28 2016 No.15537329

>>15537291
>If the thread has hit the image limit, it's OK to start a new thread. You don't have to wait until the thread has fallen off the last page before starting a new thread.
We usually prefer to keep our image count a stable as possible before we ever hit page 10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:27:30 2016 No.15537330 >>15537291 And there we have it, clear confirmation and an end to the drama. Please do train the janny to archive rather than delete though, it makes checking threads that died overnight a pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:27:33 2016 No.15537331 >>15537324 I do too but I'm just saying that these times probably aren't going to remain for much longer now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:27:56 2016 No.15537333 >>15534106 CAPTAIN NEVER FINISHED HIS STORY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:28:56 2016 No.15537340 New thread when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:30:23 2016 No.15537341 >>15537340 There are only a few more threads ahead of us, so we can stand to coast for a little while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:30:40 2016 No.15537342 >>15537340 when we archive kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:31:46 2016 No.15537347 >>15537116 >>15537146 Just cut it all off and make them into a bobcut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:33:33 2016 No.15537351 >>15537347 you don't cut their hair ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:33:42 2016 No.15537354 >>15537347 You disgust me.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:34:34 2016 No.15537356

>>15537291
We don't refrain from making a new thread because it may break a rule, we do so because there's a rather outspoken but (I believe) small group of users on this board that are fiercely opposed to our being here.
What we've typically seen happen when making a new thread before the current thread falls off is one or two people, who seem to be from that group, coming in and disrupting the thread.

Yes, we can report those posters and yes, they're deleted, but it's better to avoid conflict entirely rather than have mom and dad come in and end it.
We've been here and few years now and it's just sort of become a thing to keep a low profile, at least as far as our visibility to other users on the board goes.

In the end though, we're simple users and are beholden to the decisions of the administrator and his moderation staff, so if it's decided that our current model is wrong, we'll go along with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:34:47 2016 No.15537357 >>15537347 That's like amputating your twin daughterus' arms because they hold hands too much for your liking, jesus fucking christ anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:35:00 2016 No.15537358 >>15537340 >>15537342 Like two minutes ago >>15537352

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:35:56 2016 No.15537366 >>15537358 Here we fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:38:09 2016 No.15537378 >>15537358 Aww man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:40:13 2016 No.15537391 >>15537356 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 18:29:44 2016 No.15537612 >>15532792 They grow tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 18:30:48 2016 No.15537619 >>15532823 >forced impregnation DIAMONDS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 18:37:03 2016 No.15537656 >>15533346 Lich as Kula when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 18:48:54 2016 No.15537739 >>15534802 >OUT OF MY AY! OUT OF MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE WANTS TO CUT OFF MY DICK!? >Paladin chan gets savaged by every monster in a 20 mile radius I'd pay to see that shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 19:17:42 2016 No.15537924 >>15536226 Question why they're paying attention to the loser background characters at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 19:19:56 2016 No.15537943 >>15534950 What do the lolis care about the lack of shotas in distribution? Don't most of them prefer an onii-san anyway?

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