Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:50:48 2016 No.15133573 [Reply] [Original]

Basilisks are cute

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:51:51 2016 No.15133576 Alps are lewd

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:51:54 2016 No.15133577 >>15133573 Should my basilisk get her firecrotch checked out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:51:57 2016 No.15133578 File: 246 KB, 500x564, 6b2250de886e227af540898fcffa95b2.png.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Disregard wans, pet nyas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:52:13 2016 No.15133581 I love my dragon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:52:20 2016 No.15133582 ayo where all the demon women at

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:52:21 2016 No.15133583 >>15133573 What a nicely shaped pair of breasts she has.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:52:51 2016 No.15133588 Basilisks are the Xbone-tan of the Monster Girl world. Making them even more lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:53:28 2016 No.15133591 File: 1.08 MB, 2316x1731, kejourou_full_2_by_kuroonehalf-da0ffjf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:53:46 2016 No.15133592 File: 37 KB, 258x314, Shes dead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn it, it didn't get archived since it was deleted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:54:50 2016 No.15133594 File: 730 KB, 1679x979, 1433007356381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sneks are love. They are life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:54:51 2016 No.15133595 >>15133592 There was absolutely nothing worth saving in that thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:54:58 2016 No.15133596 >>15133591 Kejourou work well in classy attire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:55:22 2016 No.15133599 >>15133592 Ya I'd like to know if anyone is planning to report the fact that threads would not allowed to expire. The fuck is up with that?

Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:55:36 2016 No.15133600

>>15133533
>>15133541
Yeah. Mister Moneybags using his position to give mgs a raw deal? Have a Tanuki play dirty against him.

Paladin wannabe hurting monstergirls because they hurt his petty ego? He'll have time to reflect on his actions as a husband to a group of micegirls.

The news showing a anti-monster bias and making things up? Maybe using some magic or mindflayers to tinker with their thoughts might turn things around.

Scientists and doctors want to inhumanely experiment on monstergirls? Give them a special demonstration of curses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:55:51 2016 No.15133602 >>15133592 What? I just came back from work to a dead thread and am catching up to it on warosu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:57:08 2016 No.15133605 >>15133595 There was a fuck-ton of new artwork thankfully. I still want to see Latenights interpretation of an Undead Wendigo in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:58:01 2016 No.15133610 >>15133599 I think it's fairly obvious at this point that someone who isn't the biggest fan of these threads recently received a janitor position. >inb4 ban

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:58:30 2016 No.15133612 >>15133585 When will Danna draw more? He's apparently good at drawing soft chicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:59:06 2016 No.15133613 >>15133605 Legends say that the ghost awawa still posts on that thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:59:10 2016 No.15133614 https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4g98TNC Shilling for /mgt/'s OFFICIAL and non-cucked discord! Jump in for a good meal

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:59:22 2016 No.15133616 >>15133595 Didn't help that salty metalgearanon insisted that, "thread is almost over, so it's a free pass to shitpost and go off-topic all I want". Him and others with that mindset tend to leave the thread in flames.

Anonymous Tue Apr 26 22:59:25 2016 No.15133617

>>15133599
Maybe people will start making a new thread once we're on page 10, maxed out images, and nearing 3,000 posts.

No point in suffering through that bullshit for another 24 hours. /jp/ is slow, don't worry so much about waiting for a thread to fall off 10 once its that far gone.

Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:00:24 2016 No.15133620

>>15133610
I didn't know janitors could purge threads. I was under the impression they could only clean up posts/images. It's been a while since I paid any attention though. I do know we were on page 10 then we were on page 9 without knowing what threads may or may not have been there...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:00:43 2016 No.15133624 >>15133614 That was a REALLY fast delete, like <30 seconds. Did the entire thread report him, or is that domain flagged for commercial linkspam now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:01:25 2016 No.15133625 >>15133616 I will delete the fucking thread and YOU can make it if you want to keep rehashing shit. Get over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:02:13 2016 No.15133629 >>15133624 Discords are cancer hives anyway. >>15133625 You can't delete your own threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:03:17 2016 No.15133630 >>15133625 >Claims another anon is a petty grudgeholder >"I'll destroy the entire thread because I'm angry!" kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:03:21 2016 No.15133631 >>15133617 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:03:58 2016 No.15133632 >>15133596 Yeah there's a bunch of other outfits I'd like to see them in the future like a sundress

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:05:04 2016 No.15133635 >>15133631 While I agree it's shouldn't be done, I can understand why he wants to, if some anons are acting like >>15133616 described.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:05:24 2016 No.15133637 >>15133617 Or people could chill on the image posting since the limit is strict enough to warrant it...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:05:25 2016 No.15133638 https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4g98TNC Shilling for /mgt/'s OFFICIAL and non-cucked discord! Jump in for a good meal

Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:05:27 2016 No.15133639
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Finals week has been miserable, have a troubled Wock.

Also, gonna post all the recent Wocks in one post to conserve Image Space. There's been a lot recently, and that's a good thing.

Finished Full Resolution version of the Sud Sleeping Wock image:
https://my.mixtape.moe/lqlfgh.png

SlapStickStrike's latest Wock image for his upcoming Jabberwock doujin:
https://my.mixtape.moe/unpvng.png

That one Twitter artist who draws big fat monster girl tats:
https://my.mixtape.moe/ehhthv.png
https://my.mixtape.moe/rvavkw.png

Mogucho's Casinowock image that should be finished really soon:
https://my.mixtape.moe/grfelt.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:07:28 2016 No.15133644 >>15133637 >Relying on collective goodwill to make something work I think we know how that usually turns out. It's really too bad 2hus have a monopoly on multiple threads on the board.

Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:07:56 2016 No.15133646

>>15133473
In as close to a real scenario as possible? Who knows. Anything could happen, after all. And I'm not the perfect person I wish I could be for my waifu.

But, we share the same interests and passions. I'm making money, even if it's from a simple job while I'm studying. A recent dearth of sunlight and sleep has left me kind of pale, with shadows under my eyes, but I don't look half bad either, I'd say. I'm making an effort to learn new things, get stronger, and all that, and I'd say I'm getting good at it all.

It's a hopeful "Quite possibly".

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:08:40 2016 No.15133647 >>15133638 >First post with link gets deleted >I'll paste the link again and again! >mfw post it deleted before I even finished typing this post Hope he enjoys a 3-day vacation. It's like the new 7+1chan spammer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:08:44 2016 No.15133648 >>15133639 Holy shit Wockfag, this is excellent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:09:30 2016 No.15133651 >>15133635 Or maybe if someone starts shitting up the thread just because, they should be reported. Starting new threads ahead of time will just be generalfaggotry, and make retards start to compete on who gets to post their ebin OP first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:12:27 2016 No.15133656 File: 225 KB, 850x1200, 1461396598139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133578 Even musclegirl doggies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:12:42 2016 No.15133657 Well, this thread's off to a good start, and we haven't even ran out of image space yet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:14:05 2016 No.15133662 >>15133656 Those are for abrubs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:14:10 2016 No.15133663 File: 441 KB, 1024x1280, Medusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug this girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:14:32 2016 No.15133664 >>15133639 Poor Wocky, she must've been through some shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:15:26 2016 No.15133667 >>15133639 Great Scott, Wockbro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:15:30 2016 No.15133668 >>15133663 Medusa's rock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:16:13 2016 No.15133669 >>15133663 What if she turns you to stone, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:16:38 2016 No.15133670 File: 565 KB, 866x1110, 1441309339963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133662 Are abrubs more pleasurable for monstergirls than normal bellyrubs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:17:02 2016 No.15133672 >>15133669 I'll still hug her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:19:23 2016 No.15133680 >>15133639 Nice stuff Wock-non. >SlapStickStrike's upcoming Jabberwock doujin, Can't wait!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:21:26 2016 No.15133687 >>15133669 That's what the sign saying "You make me rock-hard, darling~" is for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:21:50 2016 No.15133688 >>15133639 ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:23:17 2016 No.15133693 >>15133670 I can only imagine so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:28:45 2016 No.15133707 I want an MG to hold me close and tell me that i am loved. Also is there any good /GFD/ mg stories?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:30:32 2016 No.15133717 >>15133707 GFD?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:31:34 2016 No.15133718 >>15133717 Gentle Femdom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:32:44 2016 No.15133721 G A Z E R A Z E R

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:33:00 2016 No.15133723 File: 565 KB, 1329x629, 1461631450376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ittan-momen are pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:34:24 2016 No.15133725 >>15133721 Yeah, they're pretty cool. They also look great when drawn with rockin' hips and thick thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:35:26 2016 No.15133731 >>15133723 I don't hate them, but I don't care for them either. I also wish KC would show us Automatons already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:36:26 2016 No.15133735 >>15133723 Is... is that some naked apron action going on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:38:59 2016 No.15133742 >>15133723 >>15133735 Sasuga, KC. Only he could make naked apron into a MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:39:49 2016 No.15133745 >>15133663 why does she remind me of Etna from disgaea except with much better breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:40:04 2016 No.15133746 >>15133576 Wurms are more lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:40:37 2016 No.15133749 >>15133735 Well considering the cloth is also her own body technically she's naked all the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:40:55 2016 No.15133750 >>15133746 Anon no! Wurms are pure and innocent!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:43:49 2016 No.15133757 Anyone have the large group of succubi picture from the last thread? It only loaded like 1/5 of the whole image for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:44:21 2016 No.15133761 File: 298 KB, 672x623, Pet Shop-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice Harpies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:44:57 2016 No.15133765 >>15133750 >One of the most ferocious and destructive rape trains >pure and innocent I'm too burned out from exams to give a witty comment about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:46:05 2016 No.15133768 >>15133757 Was it drawn by Latenight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:46:25 2016 No.15133770 >>15133750 But they make my pee pee hard!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:49:35 2016 No.15133777 >>15133768 Yeah and it didn't occur to me to check the imgur until now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:51:08 2016 No.15133783 >>15133576 >>15133581 I wonder who could be behind these posts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:52:37 2016 No.15133787 File: 183 KB, 601x382, 1461514832788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133777 Yep, now it's been updated with a plethora of new images: http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:54:55 2016 No.15133793 >>15133723 >Kuudere rapist who can morph her body and make any part of her body a fuck hole I want one to tie herself on my waist as we take a nice walk in a flowery field

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:56:47 2016 No.15133800 >>15133787 awww yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:57:18 2016 No.15133803 >>15133787 Well, if those succubutt a want hugs, they've come to the right man. This sign ain't just for show

Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:58:17 2016 No.15133805
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I'm anon and I'm a Spidersexual. I want to be captured by a tribe of Dark Elves who worship a big, beautiful spider queen and be sacrificed to her as a fuckboi after being trained by the Elves first!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:58:53 2016 No.15133806 File: 208 KB, 596x582, 1461517895388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133803 You bet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 23:59:56 2016 No.15133807 >>15133787 I really like succubi, even though other girls are more unique. I am going to throw myself into the pile of flesh and warmth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:01:16 2016 No.15133808 >>15133787 They look angry, i didn't do anything wrong did i? Will there at least be cuddles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:01:44 2016 No.15133809 >>15133806 Time for hugs without cost. I'd be there for the girls who get weepy when drunk, although the minotaurs would hurt

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:02:43 2016 No.15133813 >>15133808 The one on the right gives kuudere vibes while the flatty on the left looks yandere.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:05:02 2016 No.15133818

>You will never go to a bar and ask the bartender to give you a Lich Waifu.
>You will never clarify that the drink is called Lich Waifu, because it's chilled in liquid nitrogen and brewed like a potion.
>You will never finish your drink and feel something small and crystal hit your lips.
>You will never fish a phylactery out of the glass.
>You will never get two Lich Waifus in one night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:06:18 2016 No.15133822 >>15133818 I call that a good night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:07:19 2016 No.15133824 >>15133787 >Stumble into a bar full of Succubi >Jackpot >Whip out your dick as they turn to look at you >They give you disgusted looks >The one closest to you tells you to put it away >That's when you notice the wedding rings

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:09:12 2016 No.15133830 >>15133824 They're bound to have daughterus thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:16:15 2016 No.15133840 File: 710 KB, 1000x750, 1449186738555-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think about Pregnant Monster Girls?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:17:46 2016 No.15133843

>>15133830
Yeah, daughters they hope will find a nice man, not some shameless slut whose first reaction upon seeing them is to present himself like an entree.

>>15133840
Your wife needs to be pregnant all the time or you don't love her. Simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:17:49 2016 No.15133844 >>15133840 They're for anal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:17:54 2016 No.15133845 >>15133840 They need to get loved for two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:18:47 2016 No.15133847 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:19:25 2016 No.15133849 >>15133840 I want to get a stage 2 alp pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:21:36 2016 No.15133855 >>15133840 Is this supposed to "pregnant with" or "impregnated by"? Why the left one has blue-skinned child?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:23:13 2016 No.15133861 File: 154 KB, 543x700, 1459815537609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about cute kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:23:34 2016 No.15133862 >>15133840 I think that id love nothing more than knocking up a monster girl with a number of kids that would make her faint

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:23:48 2016 No.15133863 File: 1.03 MB, 2115x1506, ForTheBaby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133844 Pic related. >>15133843 >Your wife needs to be pregnant all the time or you don't love her. Simple as that. Your wise counsel belies your years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:23:51 2016 No.15133864 >>15133855 For the same reason Basara has two moms and a dad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:24:08 2016 No.15133866 >>15133861 You can hold them close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:24:49 2016 No.15133869 >>15133864 >Basara Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:26:22 2016 No.15133876 >>15133861 You can dress them in lewd latex outfits and bondage gear! And then you can take them out for a walk to show everyone how cute and sexy they are! Then you can give them bellyrubs and orgasms when you get home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:27:37 2016 No.15133882 FEED ME RYU STORIES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:28:03 2016 No.15133883 File: 526 KB, 833x1000, IX0Olhx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133861 Forget about that, tell me about cute french poodle kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:28:41 2016 No.15133888 I want a Monoeye to milk me with her smooth handsies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:29:13 2016 No.15133889 >>15133869 http://i.imgur.com/8K8vepy.jpg His dad had a bunch of threesomes with both an angel and a demon and somehow managed to knock them up in such a way that they're both his biological mothers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:32:07 2016 No.15133897 >>15133889 Nippon pls, that's fucking bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:33:15 2016 No.15133900 >>15133897 If you Bullshit hard enough anything is possible

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:33:30 2016 No.15133901 >>15133882 I'd rather feed a ryu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:33:31 2016 No.15133902 >>15133889 Two moms and a dad best combo. Threesome bigamy is superior to harems every time. Unless it's a harem of slimes or something. Then you limit it to one Olympic sized swimming pool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:34:26 2016 No.15133905 >>15133900 I guess, but still...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:34:40 2016 No.15133906 >>15133883 Shortacked french musclegirls? I approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:36:53 2016 No.15133912 >>15133906 Shortstacked*

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:41:34 2016 No.15133921

>>15133897
It gets better.
The demon is main girl's aunt, so he's in a relationship with his cousin.
Also, the angel is dead, and her sister, his aunt, agreed to have her powers mostly sealed so that she could live on Earth and watch over him. Why did she do this? Because she's madly in love with him and has been since he was a child, and this love stems from a pretty fucked up idea that he's the final gift to the world that her sister, who she all but worshiped, left behind and as such he's the only person worthy of being her lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:41:48 2016 No.15133924 >>15133840 They're gross. This is why I waifud a girl who lays eggs. Spiky, edgy, ridged eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:45:04 2016 No.15133931 >>15133882 http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk http://pastebin.com/5w06VqYp http://pastebin.com/K5RN1DSt there was that one about the lonly shrine ryu, but I cant remember who did it

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:45:26 2016 No.15133932
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>>15133921
>Because she's madly in love with him and has been since he was a child, and this love stems from a pretty fucked up idea that he's the final gift to the world that her sister, who she all but worshiped, left behind and as such he's the only person worthy of being her lover.
That's really fucking hot I have to admit.

It doesn't help that I get stiff to the thought of yandere maternal figures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:46:11 2016 No.15133934 Can anyone recommend me some stories that take place in the MGE world? I remember one about a convict that gets teleported to the MGE and blends in as a priest (I think?).

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:47:15 2016 No.15133937
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>>15133889
Is this Shinmai Maou no Testament?
DxD is better harem imo
MC canonically impregnated 11 girls at the moment. Left to right, up to bottom
Ara ara~ won the firstborn
Funny how the main girl and first wife only got the 8th child

BTW catgirl sisters at the bottom got impregnated in a threesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:49:21 2016 No.15133943 File: 141 KB, 1238x1280, 1419749351496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the cow, do it now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:49:27 2016 No.15133944 >>15133934 Moose saga I guess every thing else I know is both on MGU and not really something id reccomend

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:49:34 2016 No.15133946 >>15133932 >stiff to the thought of yandere maternal figures Dont we all?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:50:31 2016 No.15133948 >>15133921 So wait wait. He's dating a demonblooded girl and his mentor is pulling a Tyrael? Just how much shonen bullshit can he do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:50:37 2016 No.15133949 >>15133943 cant make me, Im going to puch lizards

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:51:44 2016 No.15133952 File: 291 KB, 1000x1000, Chammy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133949 But why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:52:09 2016 No.15133954 >>15133946 Makes me wish Penywise would continue with milky spider motheru in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:52:38 2016 No.15133955 >>15133952 Why else? to enjoy the thrill of the fight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:53:15 2016 No.15133956 >>15133955 I pity the fool who punches Lizards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:53:49 2016 No.15133960 >>15133944 I'm up for anything right now. Also...MGU?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:54:18 2016 No.15133961 >>15133954 You mean that he'd be writing at all. It's kinda worrying, particularly considering his previous fevered pace. I assume real life is slowing him down (which is totally understandable), but it would be nice to see him writing again.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:54:44 2016 No.15133962

>>15133932
Her powers are temporarily unsealed if he's in danger, and at one point she murders a guy while he begs for his life after he attacked her nephew.

>>15133937
DxD's editor is cockblocking hard.
Basara is buttfucking the delicious brown one regularly in the novels, not off screen.

>>15133948
Not really dating, she's more like his cockslave.
Thanks to a succubus intentionally screwing up a spell that would have made him her servant, the roles were reversed and cursed so that if she ever doubts him, the curse activates and cranks her sensitivity up too high for her to do anything other than quiver on the floor.
The only way to stop it is for him to get her off over and over until she totally submits to him.
Another girl demanded the same intentionally fucked up spell later on and constantly tries to force her into threesomes with him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:54:52 2016 No.15133963 >>15133937 Both are alright. Still harem shit however, but definitely better than the usual garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:55:19 2016 No.15133966 >>15133961 Wish someone wanted me to be writing again. Even if it was just me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:55:22 2016 No.15133967 >>15133952 Can she give blowjobs with just her tongue? Cause it kinda looks like she could.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:56:04 2016 No.15133969
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>tfw i really want to impregnate Miia and make a family with her but i can't commission any art of it cause i would be the only one that would enjoy it besides weird pregnancy fetish people

It's probably for the best

I'll just stick to cute snake loli daughteru pictures

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:56:11 2016 No.15133971 >>15133961 Indeed, and this isn't the first time a writefag has went AWOL before coming back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:56:40 2016 No.15133974 >>15133969 >weird pregnancy fetish people Hey, we're not weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:57:28 2016 No.15133975 >>15133962 >Basara is buttfucking the delicious brown one regularly in the novels, not off screen. You mean Zest? What volume? That Zest doujin was delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:58:18 2016 No.15133980 >>15133962 >DxD's editor is cockblocking hard. Don't get me started anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:58:39 2016 No.15133981 >>15133966 Someone probably does, it's just that we rarely ever talk about such things (aside from the once-monthly lamentation about ParkedBuggy). We're generally too busy arguing to talk about the things and people we actually like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:59:11 2016 No.15133983 >>15133960 Monster girl unlimited.net A semi relic of the MG boards. Thanks to the creation of several settings and the C&D kerfuffle MGE is no longer prominent there so most jumped ship

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:59:24 2016 No.15133984 >>15133943 What happens if I do, and if I touch her can I scratch those cute ears of hers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:59:29 2016 No.15133985 >>15133981 Just last week I saw people telling fucking Alp to get back into writing, anon. It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:59:43 2016 No.15133987 >>15133962 >DxD's editor is cockblocking hard. Is it the kind of cockblock that doujins and fanart can't satisfy?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:00:09 2016 No.15133989

>>15133969
Don't worry about if other people like it, she's your waifu. Commission whatever art you want I mean, as long as it's respectable. Not gore or some weird shit. Wouldn't you want to see your waifu pregnant, and making a big breakfast in a naked apron, claiming she has to eat for two now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:00:25 2016 No.15133990 >>15133971 Who is awol right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:02:11 2016 No.15133994 >>15133987 He cockblocks DxD author from making canon hentai doujin-tier scenes Shinmai editor is okay with them

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:02:28 2016 No.15133996

>>15133975
I forget which volume, but Zest was getting worried because her curse activates almost nonstop since she doesn't think she's good enough for him and she figured that eventually it'd get to the point that he'd have to straight up fuck her in order to get it to deactivate, which of course would render her powerless.
The problem was solved by being told that he could shove it in any hole but her pussy.

>>15133987
It's just the typical irritating shounen harem shit, where every time he starts to get intimate with one of the girls, something will happen. Usually another girl walking into the room and getting angry.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:03:17 2016 No.15133998

>>15133985
Maybe you've been out too long and people just assume you're dead? People talk about Alp because he's probably one of the most obvious posters here. If you don't write for a while and aren't visible, people are just going to assume that you're dead. We have enough writers that just disappear, why not you? No one really laments the irreversible. If you start again (or even just say who you actually are), some will care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:04:14 2016 No.15134000 >>15133987 It's more annoying since the author wants to go all the way but his editor won't let him. Don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:04:57 2016 No.15134004 >>15133840 The ones I like have never been drawn pregnant. I'd say a good 90% of the MGE ones haven't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:05:10 2016 No.15134006 File: 653 KB, 1024x1024, m3JVjvW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133989 I mean, I like it when other people enjoy the art I commission or get requested, that's why i always post it here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:05:44 2016 No.15134009 >>15133996 So is Baka Tsuki the best place to read the novels or is there somewhere better that I don't know of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:05:47 2016 No.15134010 >>15133998 Give me an idea, anon. Give me a delicious idea with a side-dish of inspiration and I'll come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:06:01 2016 No.15134011 >>15133998 Not him, but last time I was named I got some harsh but true words said about me. not much I can to but carry on forward

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:06:25 2016 No.15134013 >>15133996 >which of course would render her powerless. Why would sex render her powerless? BTW how many volumes are translated?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:08:49 2016 No.15134019 File: 1.41 MB, 1366x768, MGC University Student Council rules.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are now a new student at MGCU. What club do you join?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:09:47 2016 No.15134023 >>15134019 I wouldn't join any

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:09:59 2016 No.15134026 >>15134019 Tennis Club. They caught me peeping and already raped me, but then they were all nice and told me they'd treat me better if I submitted willingly so I did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:10:45 2016 No.15134028 >>15134019 What options are there for me to join, I have to know my choices and what their about before I choose one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:11:07 2016 No.15134030 >>15134019 None of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:11:17 2016 No.15134034 >>15133840 I'll take the one on the right. I'm not opposed to sons but that incubus kid looks like a tool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:11:37 2016 No.15134035 >>15134019 the going home club

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:12:27 2016 No.15134038 >>15134009 I use BT, and occasionally someone who knows nip will pop into the threads that show up from time to time on /a/. >>15134013 Volume 6 is almost fully translated, just the epilogue missing, and volume 7's prologue is done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:12:27 2016 No.15134039 >>15134019 Modern visual culture for those sweet sweet harmless chuunis I can cunttease by acting oblivious.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:14:02 2016 No.15134042

>>15134010
That's incredibly vague. What do you like? What girls do you like? What kind of story (comedy, drama, long, short, all smut or plot heavy, etc.) do you like. I'm all up for bouncing ideas, but we need to know where the walls are.

>>15134011
Criticism is the only way to ever get better. If people don't tell you what you do well and what you do wrong, you'll wallow in ineptitude. Strife breeds skill. I'm the primary editor and most vocal critic for most of the erotic literature threads from round this site, and I can guarantee that adapting to positive criticism will not only make you a better writer, but also help you enjoy the craft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:14:27 2016 No.15134043 >>15134013 Forgot your first question. She's kind of an artificial creation, and thanks to an asspull her powers only exist because she hasn't been deflowered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:14:50 2016 No.15134044 >>15134019 Hockey. They probably need a goalie

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:16:34 2016 No.15134047 >>15133961 He's...busy. I doubt he'll be able to climb out so don't hold your breath.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:17:06 2016 No.15134049
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>>15134042
>What do you like? What girls do you like? What kind of story (comedy, drama, long, short, all smut or plot heavy, etc.)
Last time I tried a long, plot-heavy story things didn't work out, so that's off the table.
Let's try some tender loving femdom stuff, that's always neat. I like the usual girls you'd associate with that type of thing.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:17:31 2016 No.15134050

>>15134028
Student Council
>anubis pres
>wight secretary
>bapho treasurer

Judo Club
>lizard girl captain
>mantis tomboy member

Robotics Club
>living doll head

Morals Committee
>unicorn head

Newspaper Club
>tanuki head

Go Home Club
>cheshire imouto

I think those are all the grils from the anime

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:17:36 2016 No.15134051 >>15134044 >Mighty Ducks with a team of Monstergirls How do girls like holst and lizards skate

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:18:01 2016 No.15134052 >>15134042 well it was more about how forgettable i am as opposed to criticism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:18:23 2016 No.15134056 >>15133990 Me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:18:52 2016 No.15134059 >>15134019 Join the school paper with that Tanuki girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFebR_Oq9Q

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:19:29 2016 No.15134061 >>15134019 Onee-sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:19:32 2016 No.15134062 >>15134051 Specialty built skates and some heating pads for the lizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:19:56 2016 No.15134063 File: 457 KB, 1779x1251, complimentary inchling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134019 I join the Clubbing Club headed by that cute Oni girl. It's just an excuse to secure funding for parties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:20:12 2016 No.15134064 >>15134062 that I want to see >No, it isn't a sword! >don't swing it at the other players!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:21:21 2016 No.15134067 File: 585 KB, 1171x1800, 1461708971125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >That look of disgust on that passing Anon's face. Memecat is truly unbearable to be around. I hope I don't end up in one of her vines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:23:08 2016 No.15134075 >>15134067 >High on memes! Oh Long Johnson!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:23:17 2016 No.15134076 >>15134062 They use horseshoe type things. A base is nailed into the bottom of their hooves and they can slot in different attachments depending on their needs. Normal rubber bottoms, cleats, skates, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:23:30 2016 No.15134077 >>15134050 I'll go with the Morals Committee, unicorns are cuties and it sounds like an interesting place to see what it's about. I bet that unicorn will be so happy when I appear first day at the club.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:23:39 2016 No.15134078 >>15134063 Jokes on you, the clubbing club is actually a club for onis, minotaurs, salamanders, etc to practice their proficiency with clubs and other blunt type weapons

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:24:27 2016 No.15134082 >>15134067 >"Yo yo yo, this is yo girl Purplecat AKA Faggotcat AKA Memecat AKA Fattest Ass in W0ND3RL@ND!!! LEMME HOLLA AT U CUTE BOIS OUT THERE! ;3" Shoot me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:24:36 2016 No.15134086 >>15134064 >Then when do we fight? >When you drop the gloves and they drop them back. >Why would I drop armor? That's stupid. She'd probably pick a fight with an oni. I'd just be happy in my net. Nothing I haven't seen before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:24:40 2016 No.15134087 >>15134077 >I bet that unicorn will be so happy when I appear first day at the club. Plot twist. She hates men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:25:36 2016 No.15134089 >>15134076 That would work. I do imagine the holst would have issues with chest pads though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:25:51 2016 No.15134091 >>15134077 >Morals Committee I can only think of the Public Morals Committee from Discipline.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:26:23 2016 No.15134094 >>15134067 >>15134082 >Not fucking the memes out of her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:26:25 2016 No.15134095 >>15134087 Why would that be, because if so I think I'll instead go to the robotics club with the doll girl instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:26:56 2016 No.15134099 I want a Titania and a Moth to cuddle me and take care of me.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:28:12 2016 No.15134101

>>15134049
Alright. Try a modern setting with a (redundantly) possessive shirohebi who is unsure of how her biological drive to marry and breed fits into her position in modern corporate culture. Perhaps she already has a husband that she won through traditional yansnake shenanigans and is worried about his long-term happiness (as he did not truly pick her). Alternately, maybe you could write about her search for a husband who would be comfortable with her, and everything her species entails. Either way, you have a lot of room for any admixture of setting exploration, character development, and downright lewdness. Considering the premise, smut would be geared heavily towards species archetype: long, dominant, and with an emphasis on coiling and skin contact. If you like it, run with it. If not, there are plenty of other ideas out there and I'm currently bored as hell.

>>15134052
Being forgettable is a good thing around here, to be honest. Most people we remember are not exactly prized. Get back to writing and see what you can do. We're absolutely fucking starved for content here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:30:18 2016 No.15134105 >>15134101 That's way too deep for me, let's try to keep it simple, yeah? >plenty of other ideas Please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:30:23 2016 No.15134106 >>15134094 Fine, but if she says 'Can I has dick?' one more time I'm going to gag her. It's some cruel twist of fate that such an annoying Cat Girl has such an amazing ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:30:25 2016 No.15134107 >>15134095 >Why would that be http://seitokai.wikia.com/wiki/Kaede_Igarashi

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:32:25 2016 No.15134111 File: 369 KB, 1600x1200, 1459073444041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134082 >AKA Fattest Ass in W0ND3RL@ND I object

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:33:35 2016 No.15134112 >>15134101 >We're absolutely fucking starved for content here. at least there the odd green text to chew on, tastefull or not

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:33:53 2016 No.15134113 >>15134050 The Lizard Girl captain is PURE. SO PURE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:34:33 2016 No.15134117 >>15134106 That's the point, anon. You gag her, choke her, slap her, pull her hair, put a clothespin on her nipples and clit and fuck her in the ass. Then you tell her that she can have that every night if she stops with the bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:35:41 2016 No.15134120 >>15134050 You're forgetting the sister school student council.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:37:48 2016 No.15134126

>>15134107
Oh so she scared of en and really shy around them which causes her to "hate them". In that case I should try and extend a helpful hand to her, maybe see if i can help her break out of her fearful shell by showing her that I'm a good person she can trust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:38:00 2016 No.15134128 >>15134117 I don't know. I feel like Memecat literally cannot stop meme-spouting. She'd try her best to resist though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:39:02 2016 No.15134133 >>15134120 Would she also be an Anubis? Or something else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:39:04 2016 No.15134134 >>15134120 She's a sahuagin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:40:10 2016 No.15134138 >>15134050 I need to irrumate Hata-Tanuki's granny voice throat forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:41:13 2016 No.15134140 Yandere crow tengus would be amazing

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:42:06 2016 No.15134142

>>15134105
As you wish. I always thought that yukki-onna had untapped potential for femdom. They have you trapped in a cabin and probably naked and exhausted. They're also pretty neat (put averted). Alarunes and their bigamous cousins have a similar appeal due to controlling their environment. Plus, sticky, wet sex is the best. You could also always truncate my original suggestion and just go with a shirohebi businesswoman who wants to blow off steam with her husband. Or you could go with a nureonago who likes to cover her husband when he goes outside and tease the everliving shit out of him.

If you need more, I've got more ideas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:43:21 2016 No.15134146 >>15134142 Just pour it all over me and we'll see what we can make of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:44:46 2016 No.15134148 >>15134019 I join the nap club, I hear that everyone gets to show up in their pajamas and the dormouse seniors choose new club members to be dakis and see who they can grind against the longest before making a mess

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:45:18 2016 No.15134149 >>15134140 I want an English-major Raven Girl I'm sharing a room with to whisper "Nevermore" into my ear. Before kissing me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:48:28 2016 No.15134154 File: 421 KB, 900x1200, 1424106467195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134146 Dude summons Demon, gets laid, creates a mana-link to keep her around, ends up subbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:50:20 2016 No.15134156 >>15134140 > sounding > harem They're shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:52:38 2016 No.15134161 >>15134154 Those leggings are driving me crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:52:43 2016 No.15134162 >>15134050 And the teacher who coordinates the student council is a succubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:53:26 2016 No.15134163 >>15134050 >>mantis tomboy member I'm fucking joining that club faster than the speed of light.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:54:03 2016 No.15134165 >>15134161 Crazy-good or crazy-bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:56:57 2016 No.15134173 >>15134161 That means they're working, Summoner-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:57:29 2016 No.15134174 >>15134165 Crazy like I want to take them off with my teeth while she talks dirty to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:57:38 2016 No.15134175 >>15134154 Why is it never an occultist succubi that tries to summon humans instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:58:30 2016 No.15134178 >>15134175 Because all the girls know they just have to wait around and they'll eventually get summoned. Only a total NEEERRD with a banana for a tail would summon boys.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 01:59:40 2016 No.15134182

>>15134146
"All" isn't going to go too well. I'm coming up with these as we go.

A salamander who only lost her duel due to what she sees as a cheap trick and is "disciplining" her new husband. A shoggoth who has taken a fancy to a powerful wizard from afar and wishes to relieve him of his wizardhood in the most creative way possible. A demon/succubus/they're all the same to me who hasn't been summoned since before "the change" and is having a hard time working out her new feelings and urges. A restless dragon who spent her entire fortune buying a husband that she could take with her wherever she went. A vampire mosquito who once smelled her ideal mate and has been searching him out for years, only to find him masturbating. A jiangshi who spent a few too many years alone and happened across a man either too dumb or too kind to run. A pharaoh who feels her apophis closing in and has decided that she would not suffer the indignity of rampaging cocklust and seeks a husband before her defeat. A bitter, defeated apophis who is looking for a shred of happiness from the one man still loyal to her. A ghost who missed the memo about the transformation and is still hiding in terror of exorcists, only to be taken aback by her feelings when she encounters an adventurous young man. A particularly crazy ex-human who voluntarily became a wisp to chase the soul of her tragically departed paramour.

I'm going to need a moment to recharge if you need more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:00:11 2016 No.15134185 File: 876 KB, 1045x1650, tumblr_o12edlOqfD1tu52bjo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134174 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:02:01 2016 No.15134191 >>15134182 > who hasn't been summoned since before "the change" You talkin' bout Alps there boy?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:05:09 2016 No.15134201

>>15134175
I actually wrote this. Not here, but for /wst/ when it was still a thing.

Strange Summoning Pt. 1
http://pastebin.com/e91Xjt3t
part 2
http://pastebin.com/MvdkuAZW

It's been a while since I wrote them, but I remember them both being rather vanilla, with a hint of femdom in the first and a reversal in the second. I'll get around to a third part eventually, after I clear my current backlog. I would not suggest digging particularly deep into my catalog unless you're particularly adventurous. Some of my stories are very vanilla, but I do also write for /d/. Peruse elsewhere at your own risk.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:07:46 2016 No.15134211

>>15134191
While that would be absolutely hilarious, I was referencing the common setting element that monstergirls are born from the much scarier monsters of yore. That being said, the idea of a powerful devil whose immortal form changed suddenly upon summoning and is trying to work out what the hell to do would be pretty funny. I can't see how this could possibly end in anything resembling gentle femdom, but it would make a pretty good comedy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:08:43 2016 No.15134212 File: 672 KB, 1000x900, 1431370044238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134182 None of it is really clicking, sorry. Might try think up something about Yuki-Onnas. >>15134201 Well now I'm going to be reading instead of writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:09:34 2016 No.15134213 >>15134182 > voluntarily became a wisp Top yan. I might have to steal this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:10:34 2016 No.15134220 >>15134212 A Yuki-Onna who loves her husband enough to move to a tropical climate so that he can pursue his passion?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:10:49 2016 No.15134221

>>15133934
Perentie, ELH, Moose are pretty close to canon, the later somewhat less maybe.
Niebelfader's stories are set in MGE, although the guy makes, uh, an exotic interpretation of it sometimes.
Also probably The Grub, Losenis and MachineAnon but that's after reading only some of theirs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:12:01 2016 No.15134226 >>15134220 Let's cool his hot temper with a fresh island song!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:15:06 2016 No.15134236

>>15134212
Goddammit, historianon?, get to work. Yukki-onnas are great and criminally underused. They also build their own premise. Their M.O. is just to wait for some guy to almost die of hypothermia and warm them up the old-fashioned way. You could also try flipping things around and have her rescued from some bizarre predicament and insist on repaying her shy but strong savior. This >>15134220 also seems pretty neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:15:28 2016 No.15134237 >>15134191 I'd trick a proto-alp demon into signing an unfair marriage contract.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:19:19 2016 No.15134247 >>15134236 >historianon HOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:19:56 2016 No.15134248 File: 644 KB, 800x800, 42069597_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:20:43 2016 No.15134250 >>15134248 I want to fuck winter in the ass!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:21:21 2016 No.15134253 Make one change to an MG you dislike or just find boring or plain to improve them. Arachnes now come in smaller, cuter, jumping-spider flavor.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:24:31 2016 No.15134259

>>15134247
You mentioned starting something ambitious and appeared to be relatively new. That narrows things down quite a bit. You really should finish that, you know. I would say I liked it, but I honestly never started reading it. I have it all on my bookmarks. New writers who start with multi-part works often flake out and I didn't want to start something that was more likely than not to be abandoned. Get cracking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:26:18 2016 No.15134262 >>15134248 I wish to cuddle the cute Yuki-Onna and put a warm smile on her face as she nuzzles into my chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:26:48 2016 No.15134264 >>15134259 >You really should finish that, you know If you haven't read it, how can you say such things?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:26:49 2016 No.15134265 >>15134259 Anon, anon, who am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:27:01 2016 No.15134266 >>15134253 Manticores no longer have tailpussies. How did I do?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:27:18 2016 No.15134267

Ok Anons.
What would you rather have, a monster girl with a rear that's far too big or a monster girl that has tits that are comically large?

Roll beforehand for the race if you so choose.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:27:20 2016 No.15134268 >>15134220 So essentially a monster girl version of DK Tropical freeze?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:28:37 2016 No.15134274 >>15134267 Fat ass has limits, milky boobs don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:29:51 2016 No.15134277 Which MG would be the best at getting rid of my swamp crotch? It's smelly and annoying. Which ones would love it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:29:52 2016 No.15134278 >>15134267 >wurm I'd have to go with one that has comically large breast, as they compliment her strong yet soft body and make it all the more cozy when we cuddle with each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:31:06 2016 No.15134281 >>15134274 You going with a holst? How big into the realm of too big would you go? >>15134278 She'd have to dig extra big tunnels though, these are some pretty big wurm cannons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:31:21 2016 No.15134282 >>15134267 >Fat-bottomed Aspara. She twerks, doesn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:31:53 2016 No.15134285 File: 207 KB, 393x600, Black scale salamanher.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fight her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:32:31 2016 No.15134287 >>15134282 Please, even with a rear like that she has SOME class. Just watch out when she get's her hips into it, she may just take you out if she isn't careful

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:32:45 2016 No.15134288 >>15134285 Nice recolor.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:33:47 2016 No.15134291

>>15134264
I like oomukade and it's nice to see them handled somewhat properly (in comparison). I also have a thing for longer stories, so anything sufficiently long and reasonably well written grabs my attention. Truthfully, I also just really hate abandoned projects or anything left unfinished. I'm particularly bad about leaving anything unfinished where other people can see it. It drives me insane. I'm also the guy who pops up every time you come up and tries to talk you into finishing things. There's nothing wrong with taking a break and writing something else; just make sure you keep your promises.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:35:03 2016 No.15134294

>>15134281
That's no problem for a wurm, their really strong and don't care if the tunnels need to be bigger. Plus when were cuddling I can dink from her large soft milky breast and make her blush by saying how sweet it's taste, equal to her equally sweet heart and personality.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:36:00 2016 No.15134295

>>15134291
>nice to see them handled somewhat properly
But you haven't read it, you don't know how the Oomukade is handled.
>and tries to talk you into finishing things
Chapter 7 is at 3k words right now, I might be able to finish it today if I really, really try. Will that be to sir's satisfaction?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:36:38 2016 No.15134297 >>15134253 Bear girls can now shoot multi-colored rainbows out of their bellybuttons which repel evil and mean spirited people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:36:47 2016 No.15134299 >>15134294 Just be sure to properly massage her back. Even wurms can get tired if they have titties that big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:37:57 2016 No.15134303 >>15134267 >Fat bottomed art fairy I'd accept that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:38:59 2016 No.15134304 >>15134277 Akaname for both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:40:01 2016 No.15134306 File: 190 KB, 800x512, 1437776829637.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15133761 No. Ice Harpies are evil and will always be evil. If anything they should be actively rooted out and destroyed!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:42:06 2016 No.15134312

>>15134295
I skim things to see if I'm interested in going further. I read an unreasonably large amount, so it benefits me to rule out anything I don't like. It seemed like a pretty decent start, though I cannot make any specific criticisms (though if you would appreciate an editor, I'm perfectly willing to tell you everything you do wrong).

Don't push yourself to finish something you're not in the mood to write. I mean, sometimes you have to encourage yourself to be in the mood, but it's never smart to force yourself. It's something my real analysis professor taught me; you can't feign enthusiasm to yourself, much less your audience. Write whatever grabs your attention, but keep your other stories at the back of your mind. I've got a fucking box of unfinished stories and snippets that I just had to put to paper (figuratively) while working on something else. Diversions happen, just make sure that you know where the track is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:42:53 2016 No.15134314 >>15134303 There's no way she'll be able to stuff all that ass into those tight rubber overalls they wear.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:42:53 2016 No.15134315

>>15134299
Of course I will, as it's a great way to repay her for all her wonderful cuddles and milk, plus anything that helps keep her cute smile on longer is god for me. i'll massage all of her long and strong body making sure she's at ease and relaxed, so that she can feel the love i'm expressing for her. Also drinking the milk in her large tits also helps to make her back feel more comfortable, for a relaxed wurm is a happy wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:43:59 2016 No.15134320 File: 572 KB, 928x800, sqr8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can an onee-san be genki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:45:13 2016 No.15134325 >>15134320 I don't see why not.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:45:52 2016 No.15134329

>>15134312
>seemed like a pretty decent start
I'm just so confused now. So you did read it? Skimmed it? I don't even know what parts you're talking about.
>I'm perfectly willing to tell you everything you do wrong
That sounds extremely painful and depressing.
>>15134320
Yes, of course they can. It's just that troublesome kotoutos need them to be more dignified and mature than they would normally be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:46:14 2016 No.15134333 >YBA appeared >said he's working on a thing he'd drop by in a couple of days >that was two weeks ago I've been cyber-cucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:46:50 2016 No.15134335 >>15134303 God damn, she'd probably sit in your lap and rub her rear against your member while she draws. >>15134315 Don't forget boob pillows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:48:14 2016 No.15134340 >>15134335 This fairy is asking to be used as an anal onahole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:48:56 2016 No.15134342 File: 54 KB, 800x600, Is she a kitsune-bi in MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134320 Yes, but not that one. Junko is literally (as in being essentially an elemental of) made of hate and PTSD. And adorable pink energy tails.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:52:15 2016 No.15134346

>>15134335
Indeed for she loves it when I rest on her breast, for she then gets to wrap me up tight in her coils of love to help me fall asleep. She's like cutest bed ever and sometimes before I fall asleep on her I'll nuzzle into her breast and fluster her, say how she's more soft and cozy than any bed could be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:52:51 2016 No.15134347 >>15134340 She probably is, it gives her extra 'creativity'. Just be sure to give her rear some groping when you aren't using it. It's quite soft.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:53:44 2016 No.15134351

>>15134329
Ah, I can see your confusion. I skimmed through your first chapter when it came out and threw it on my bookmarks until I was sure that you were going to stick with it.

Critique and review doesn't have to be painful, it just depends on how well you take and respond to criticism. Some people try that much harder, some people run away, and some people are Alp and just kinda ignore it. It also matters how criticism is presented. I've found that a lot of people only point out flaws. This is actually a pretty shitty method of review, as the set of all things you could do wrong is dramatically larger than the set of things you actually do correctly. Telling people what not to do helps them stop doing stupid shit, but you need to also tell them what they do well, lest they either get confused or depressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:54:41 2016 No.15134354 >>15134346 Soft and busty wurms are breast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:56:13 2016 No.15134358 >>15134351 He took critique like a bitch, drop it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 02:59:46 2016 No.15134365

>>15134354
of course they are, strong and mighty yet also being kind and sweet. She loves nothing more than to cuddle me into her mighty bust, singing heartwarming songs she's long rehearsed for you as you drink from her milky breast. This of course leads to her wrapping you up in the tightest hug ever and falling asleep, a goofy smile marking just how happy she is when she's when we snuggle together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:00:03 2016 No.15134367 File: 884 KB, 897x1273, 1450337447653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134358 Yeah, because that time you guys sure gave fair criticism of what was actually in the story instead of bitching about things that weren't even in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:05:14 2016 No.15134377 >>15134367 I want to princess carry that monoeye to bed and Cuddle her after watching the 'Killing Joke' trailer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:06:08 2016 No.15134380 >>15134377 Why does DC make such good animated movies but suck ass with their live-action stuff?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:09:34 2016 No.15134388

>>15134380
Hell if I know, I saw the Suicide Squad Animated movie and it was pretty nice.

I think it's because the crew seems to be more invested in the animated stuff rather than the live stuff.

That and they keep getting directors who don't care about the source for the live stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:09:44 2016 No.15134389 >>15134380 >but suck ass with their live-action stuff Shpeak for yourself. I love the movie with Bane and CIA. Shame it's short but it's really good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:11:21 2016 No.15134393 >>15134388 >keep getting directors who don't care You just didn't get Zack's message. It was that Superman is Jesus. >>15134389 But that's not canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:12:21 2016 No.15134396 >>15134393 No.... Really? I honestly couldn't see it. That and he wanted to remind me that LOIS AM USEFUL

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:14:45 2016 No.15134400 File: 352 KB, 1080x1920, Super Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134396 >Is that an S? >On my planet it means "hope" >Well I'm a Pulitzer-winning journalist so fuck your culture Also what's up with that Luthor fellow?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:14:58 2016 No.15134401

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to give the winter girls a good sendoff as summer approaches.
It was an odd year for winter but it was still fun to have them here nonetheless.....Except when we got the wet snow day.

Shoveling that shit could've killed me.
Now to prepare for the mowing of my lawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:15:52 2016 No.15134403 File: 130 KB, 850x582, 1461741352658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just how big do you like them Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:16:26 2016 No.15134404 >>15134267 >Orc Eh, I'll take tits. At least she can give a good titjob.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:16:38 2016 No.15134405

>>15134400
Well, you see.
Despite superman creating enough property damage that his company could make a profit off rebuilding, Lexy wants to destroy him for being so powerful.

He will do this by creating something equally powerful through dubious cloning, muggy motives, and forcefeeding military officials Jolly Ranchers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:17:08 2016 No.15134407 File: 2.00 MB, 988x1463, 1426371321280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134393 >But that's not canon. But it is, they're even making a sequel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwoBsPQTUAk

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:17:27 2016 No.15134408 >>15134403 Onee-san big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:17:50 2016 No.15134411 >>15134403 The answer is that I'd take both of those girls. >>15134404 Just pray that she doesn't get too greedy with the blowjobs and milk you dry whenever he can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:18:52 2016 No.15134412 >>15134405 Alright. So why is Luthor a skinny, quirky, long-haired Heath Ledger impersonator? Also what species of Monster would Antje Traue be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:19:53 2016 No.15134413 >>15134407 South Park did baneposting first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iKoy0Qwh-g

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:20:07 2016 No.15134415 File: 333 KB, 650x1040, 1461741607714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134411 >>15134408 Does this mean you wouldn't love her if she lost her tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:21:58 2016 No.15134421 >>15134415 she can still be my onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:22:51 2016 No.15134422 >>15134415 She'd have to get a prosthetic tail.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:24:45 2016 No.15134425

>>15134412
Because everyone knows that Lex is a quirky, weedy man with a loose grip on reality.

Also, he loses his hair at the end, JUST LIKE IN THE COMICS!
I want to vomit. Perhaps I should just remember the animated lex.

As for Antje.... Maybe an amazon or a salamander.

I'd love it either way.

>>15134415
Bitch please, I'd love her even if she lost her tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:25:40 2016 No.15134426 File: 316 KB, 588x946, 1461741940051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would your MG wife want a proper ceremony?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:26:28 2016 No.15134430 >>15134425 >Salamander Antje Can she still wear the kryptonian armor? >>15134426 Yes. She'd appropriate a cathedral for that very purpose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:27:57 2016 No.15134436 >>15134430 Yes she can. It would be a crime if she didn't. God damn, I would DESTROY her. That is one fine woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:29:43 2016 No.15134438 >>15134436 >I would DESTROY her A good mindbreak is its own reward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:30:40 2016 No.15134439 File: 232 KB, 1000x1000, 1461742240238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134426 Of course. She's dreamt of the day for so long..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:31:05 2016 No.15134441 >>15134438 Anon please. Not that kind. Our battle ground would be the bed and I'd have her pregnant within a fortnight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:33:07 2016 No.15134448 >>15134439 Nice. >>15134426 >Dice say Charybdis I'm sure she would, although my parents may be surprised that I took a water loving girl seeing as I hate swimming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:33:23 2016 No.15134449 File: 452 KB, 599x900, MoS Faora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134441 Well keep dreaming. Any artists around who could do this as a Salamander?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:33:55 2016 No.15134450 File: 144 KB, 590x835, B2H2au5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134426 Probably. But it might be a bit darker than a normal ceremony. But considering that there are a graveyards are almost always close to a church. I say it will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:34:01 2016 No.15134451 >>15133961 Sorry, It's a mix between life, Souls and waiting to finish this one short in its entirety before posting it and continuing Orphan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:34:51 2016 No.15134452 >>15134451 Waifu Souls is all the excuse you need.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:35:26 2016 No.15134453 >>15134449 I will. Mostly because it's 3:30am. God damn, why is it that I enjoy the thought of a woman with super strength ravaging me and informing me that I'm her husband?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:36:29 2016 No.15134455 >>15134453 Because you're a gentleman of exquisite taste. If this was Victorian England you and I would discuss this in comfy armchairs by the fireplace while sipping brandy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:36:52 2016 No.15134456 >>15134019 Boizu Rabu Club and I would pretend I didn't know the local language. Is this enough for me to get left alone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:38:08 2016 No.15134459 >>15134456 It's enough to get you into their "Alps Gone Wild: Phase 1 Predicaments" series of films.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:40:24 2016 No.15134463 >>15134459 Oh man I love Alps Gone Wild

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:41:43 2016 No.15134465 >>15134463 Even when the Phase 2 makes you suck on her big purple spadetail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:42:49 2016 No.15134467 >>15134465 I want to nibble a stage two alp's tail. I also want to rub her head, cuddle her, and hold her hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:43:28 2016 No.15134468 >>15134467 You're going to fit in the Boizu Rabu Club just fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:45:18 2016 No.15134470 >>15134468 Well, if they like Bishis then they've got the wrong guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:48:08 2016 No.15134478 >>15134468 When do new members get their club horns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:49:12 2016 No.15134482 >>15134019 I’d join the science club. Tho, they might use me for experiment. I wonder who that would end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:49:26 2016 No.15134483 >>15134478 Wait...members get horns? I'm suspicious now...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:49:58 2016 No.15134485 >>15134482 You would test their new Sex Golem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:50:48 2016 No.15134486 >>15134485 >Sex Golem. What’s the difference between a normal golem and a Sex Golem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:51:00 2016 No.15134487 >>15134483 Oh don't be such a worry-wart! Let's just play Halo and get reeeaaaal close to each other, 'kay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:52:01 2016 No.15134489 >>15134486 A Sex Golem was designed with sex in mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:53:23 2016 No.15134490 >>15134487 Better not be anything after reach... We doing a mass LAN battle? Sounds pretty fun, although a co-op run would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:53:40 2016 No.15134491 >>15134489 How alive would I be after it tries to suck me dry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:54:58 2016 No.15134493 >>15134490 I remember being the Oddball champion in Halo 1. Nobody could beat me back then, me and Skully killed everyone. >>15134491 Alive enough to remain a potential sex partner. You're still young, you can do more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:55:21 2016 No.15134495 File: 2.05 MB, 2048x768, 75895724235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134019 Theatre club. Our first performance will be a historical drama about MG rape techniques over the centuries. I nobly volunteer myself to be the lead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:57:17 2016 No.15134501 File: 1.16 MB, 1000x1200, 1451756965500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are Alps afoot!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:58:49 2016 No.15134505

>>15134493
I was always fairly mediocre at Halo.
I could hang around 1:1 KD ratio but I never really got the hang of reading the flow.

I did well in 4 but...well...it was 4.

I'm better at Battlefield.

I'd play Halo with alps though, I love playing it with friends.
Especially the co-op.

>>15134501
Oh boy, the booty on that alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:59:03 2016 No.15134506 >>15134495 Mine bretheren of superior tastes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 03:59:54 2016 No.15134507 >>15134495 >Our first performance will be a historical drama >Not a reenactment of the Akaneian League's exploits during the Dark War, with you and your Wurm high school crush playing opposite each other. Stop being pleb.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:00:06 2016 No.15134509

>be a local knight
>neighboring village summons me when I'm teaching the squires how to fight with wasters
>probably a squabble over land
>I arrive to a distressed farmer claiming to have seen bandits stealing his goods in the woods nearby
>the order would take several days to respond, so take the initiative to head in after them
>no one told me how deep this place went
>like really deep
>it's sunset by the time I hear cheering in the distance
>JUDGEMENT-mode engaged
>I emerge from behind a tree to spy three half-naked elven girls with farm equipment in their hands
>they give me this doe-in-the-lamplight stare when they see a grown man in armor
>they couldn't have been any taller than my shoulders
>chase them down and deliver a swat to each of their supple backsides to chastise them for their deeds before going on my way
>I wake up back home with the three elves standing over me, demanding I chastise them harder.
I'm too chivalrous for this shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:05:04 2016 No.15134524 >>15134501 No! I don't care how thick those thighs are. I refuse!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:05:46 2016 No.15134528 >>15134524 Aww, don't be a square!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:06:37 2016 No.15134532 >>15134524 Just do it Daddy-o

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:10:56 2016 No.15134541 >>15134528 >>15134532 Why are there so many of you nowadays?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:12:49 2016 No.15134547 >>15134541 They reproduce by budding

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:16:03 2016 No.15134552 >>15134532 Don't call me that! It makes me feel weird!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:16:48 2016 No.15134555 >>15134552 Come and play with us Da-ddy-o!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:16:54 2016 No.15134556 File: 123 KB, 800x720, 1401723193012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134552 Wanna make it weirder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:20:59 2016 No.15134565 >>15134556 >A dom Alp N-No please

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:22:33 2016 No.15134569 >>15134565 You know you want it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:24:29 2016 No.15134574 >>15134565 You pussy just yank her tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:25:16 2016 No.15134577 >>15134565 She'll be gentle. >>15134574 That'll earn you a round with the handcuffs and the cockring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:29:11 2016 No.15134585 Holy crap I didn't think that practicing every day for a half hour would help me this much. Still shit but I honestly think I'm getting better. imgur.com/UXJDvKA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:30:22 2016 No.15134587 >>15134585 Do I see Meurem?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:37:44 2016 No.15134601

>>15134587
I didn't even notice I was drawing him. I'm just glad I didn't have to look at people for a sketch. And they all look like people. Like actually a person and not the abstract person sorts. Now need to get the face and proportions down, and everything else down.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:48:00 2016 No.15134622 [SPOILER]

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>write out elaborate MGC beach shenaniganery green text
>beach_m.jpg fails to upload to multiple sites, multiples times
>repeat over and over

Fuck it! Just! FUCK IT!

TAKE THIS OTHER BEACH RELATED IMAGERY AND FUCK OFF!

HAVE A NICE DAY AND ALL THAT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:51:59 2016 No.15134632 >>15134622 Can't you just post the green text? Please anon. you made me want some beach related stuff now. That's a good pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:52:46 2016 No.15134633 >>15134622 Ok, please stop. Please stop using that specific image every thread. I'm a Yao fan. I have a folder with 30 images of our meaty pawed anal queen. You (perhaps a collective) have gone too far in reposting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:53:06 2016 No.15134634 >>15133944 >Moose saga Does it? Because I read quite far into it and the MGs are pretty happy slaughtering men by the truckload, which isn't a very MGE thing.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:56:44 2016 No.15134641

>>15134468
>This is bullshit
>I was expecting a bunch of socially retarded girls
>Instead its filled with a bunch of weirdos calling themselves "stage one alps" and giggling.
>Get my ass grabbed
>37 Times.
>At least there's snacks and video games.
>Will have to stay away from the prisoner fruit.
>Why is everyone sitting so close?
>Do these people have no concept of personal space?
>Is everyone in this room seriously g-
>Door opens
>Ever hear the sound of 14 guys "kya"-ing?
>Turns out a succubus shows up.
>Fuck this
>Try to leave.
>Succubus puts me in some sort of hold with her tail.
>Watch the other guys grow horns and get shorter for some fucking reason.
>Wait, I know the reason.
>Fucking Succubi.
>Some screams "cuddle puddle!~" with xir still somewhat masculine voice.
>Get covered with the sluts.
>Notice the succubus setting up a video camera.
>"Have fun, girls!" she says as she winks at me.
>You could've said "have fun raping him." It would have been a lot fucking clearer.
>Everyone's giggling.
>This is bullshit.

I suppose this is what I get for trying to be clever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 04:56:47 2016 No.15134642 >>15134634 Its the closest thing that comes to mind

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:00:54 2016 No.15134651 >>15134493 >Alive enough to remain a potential sex partner. I somehow feel like they would improve some of my “attributes” to make me a better partner.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:11:34 2016 No.15134655
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>>15133573
So much rowdiness and sexual pressure on this threads.

Can Monster Girls achieve inner peace and be able to master their rampant urges through meditation and mental training?

Is there a species that is most capable of doing so? Which one is it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:22:36 2016 No.15134674 >>15134655 Mad Hatter because they're very calm despite being lewder mentally than a Houri

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:23:20 2016 No.15134675 >>15134655 Aren't Jinko pretty tame until they go in heat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:28:10 2016 No.15134683 >>15134675 That's why Jinkos are so terrifying, they're usually calm stoic but when they're in heat they can fuck you so hard that you turn into an Incubus overnight. Think about that for a second, in heat they're more intense than an Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:40:15 2016 No.15134695 >>15134683 Ushi's can turn you into an incubus with a papercut. Totally different level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:40:16 2016 No.15134697 >>15134453 I feel the same way about the female Spartans in the Halo series. I want to be princess carried by a super soldier that's taller and stronger than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:46:41 2016 No.15134704 Ia Ia! Waifu Ftaghn! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFov17mmDk8&index=13&list=PL5VliVCpaC7mf8K57-C9ZPEaJptb37zi_

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:55:46 2016 No.15134715 >>15134704 >This video is not available

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 05:58:16 2016 No.15134723 >>15134715 Oh, wow. I'm pretty sure it's like the only video on youtube too. That sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 06:02:49 2016 No.15134732 >>15134715 Are you from germany? Half of youtube is banned for germany Use proxy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 06:22:01 2016 No.15134777 >>15134732 I'm a britbong. Fun is illegal here so this is nothing new.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 06:23:48 2016 No.15134779 >>15134777 Did you pay your monstergirl license fees to access our live thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 06:29:04 2016 No.15134788 >>15134777 LONDON O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 06:33:48 2016 No.15134801 >>15134777 Oi, you better bin that knife you cheeky wanker

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 06:39:36 2016 No.15134809 >>15134641 this is when you deploy the neckbear and make your escape

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:10:03 2016 No.15134861 I can't stop thinking about sneks, if my brain isn't busy it becomes literal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:22:01 2016 No.15134888 >>15134861 What type? Garter, rat snake, rattler, viper, cobra, or python? A different type? With red scales? Wait, is the joke that Mia can't cook connected with some snakes being venomous? It can't be that, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:23:38 2016 No.15134890 >>15134888 She has no taste, hence just mixing shit hoping it comes out good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:27:17 2016 No.15134904 >>15134888 Anon you're overthinking, slow down. I like all sneks, but I like grapey sneks more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:38:11 2016 No.15134922 >>15134888 It literally says in the manga that since her species are carnivores they never needed tastebuds beyond "Meat. Meat good."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:43:44 2016 No.15134931 >>15134890 >>15134922 I mean besides that. But I guess I am overthinking it. We can agree the effect is the same as a snake bite, can't we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:45:20 2016 No.15134934 >>15134931 There is no "besides that". That's the exact and whole reason for her being a shit cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:46:05 2016 No.15134938 File: 226 KB, 600x484, da3f55eed9868f85bdbb138ddb4d31d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's still snowing in April THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:53:54 2016 No.15134957 File: 3.19 MB, 1300x1300, 51537691_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Liches with the personalities of Will-o-the-Wisps

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:54:22 2016 No.15134960 >>15134934 I guess I just thought something stupid because I need sleep. Gonna fix that now. See you in the world of tomorrow.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:57:15 2016 No.15134964 File: 2.56 MB, 1414x2000, 55586357_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134957

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 07:59:04 2016 No.15134969 >>15134963 This isn't how it works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:01:03 2016 No.15134971 >>15134964 She probably gives good hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:01:12 2016 No.15134973 >>15134969 I imagine she's just working at a maid cafe to fund her education.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:06:17 2016 No.15134985 >>15134963 >Order ready for a miss Wendy >Where sis she go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:08:22 2016 No.15134990 >>15134985 did*

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:09:36 2016 No.15134992 >>15134938 Haha, where the hell do you live? I'm in Alaska and the trees are already covered in leaves and the first flowers are budding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:32:47 2016 No.15135043 File: 1.15 MB, 1872x2807, The file was to big, had to resize, fuck the limit, also fuck this wolf, literally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:37:15 2016 No.15135052 >>15134992 >tfw hot enough in Canada right now for us to start getting forest fires

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:49:53 2016 No.15135076 If I evade their attention long enough for them to husbando people other than me, MGC College will eventually run out of single mgs, right? How do I increase my chances of survival other than staying home during estrus springs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 08:51:58 2016 No.15135082 >>15135076 Haha, nice one dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:14:57 2016 No.15135129 >>15135076 By not roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:16:44 2016 No.15135133 >>15134992 I live in New England and we have a frost advisory right now. I still wear sweatshirts some days. This climate change shit is really bothering me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:22:36 2016 No.15135147 Tell me about dukongs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:29:03 2016 No.15135165 >>15135147 You mean mermaids?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:30:28 2016 No.15135170 >>15135165 No, I mean Dukong Selkies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:49:42 2016 No.15135222 File: 811 KB, 1050x800, 1418810153057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All that hard work has finally paid off, your ninjutsu has led you right where you want to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:53:07 2016 No.15135232 >>15135129 >Everything is roleplaying Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:55:13 2016 No.15135236 >>15135232 These accusations have been getting thrown around a lot lately, I wonder if it's the same person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:57:46 2016 No.15135242 >>15135147 >>15135170 It's spelled with a 'g'. >>15135236 On the other hand, there's been a lot more roleplay lately. That fake army chatter last thread was extra fucking cringey compared to the usual 'wat do' posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:58:18 2016 No.15135246 >>15135222 Jackpot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:59:04 2016 No.15135248 >>15135246 >not "Dear Diary: Jackpot!" One job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 09:59:44 2016 No.15135251 >>15135222 Claiming the mofu on the right

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:02:11 2016 No.15135257 >>15135242 >That fake army chatter last thread was extra fucking cringey compared to the usual 'wat do' posts. Oh god, this. It was like reading some 14 year old's Halo fanfic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:02:42 2016 No.15135258 >>15135222 I've finally found it, the legendary mofu spring!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:04:39 2016 No.15135265 >>15135222 Gonna get that mid mofu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:06:44 2016 No.15135269 >>15135242 >>15135257 Like a reasonable adult without autism I was able to ignore it and not say anything about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:08:35 2016 No.15135276 >>15135269 This It wasn't even worth bitching about since it wasn't even close to being actual horrible shit people try to push here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:08:41 2016 No.15135277 >>15135248 Dear Diary, Sorry for neglecting to mention my good fortune of stumbling upon my future wives. Love and kisses, Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:17:19 2016 No.15135304 >>15134285 That looks pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:18:27 2016 No.15135306 >>15135222 since when has ninjutsu been a requirement for obtaining mofu?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:24:19 2016 No.15135327

>>15135269
>Like a reasonable adult without autism I was able to ignore it and not say anything about it

I didn't say anything about it at the time either. But I'm mentioning it now, because it was wikitier awful and irregular. What kind of irrational autist would want that to become normal here by sticking their fingers in their ears and saying ignore it?

Ignore it doesn't work. Never has. Never will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:31:51 2016 No.15135347 >>15135306 Ninja arts have always been a requirement for sneaking into the girl's side. >>15135327 Bitching about things doesn't work either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:32:47 2016 No.15135353 Would a Tanuki help me get out of a speeding ticket? Today I found out that speeding tickets are REALLY expensive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:34:54 2016 No.15135365 >>15135347 >Bitching about things doesn't work either. Considering how that's how all the /d/ tier stuff gets run out of here, you'd be wrong. Massive negative reaction and shitstorms are all that do it. The mods sure don't delete futa and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:36:08 2016 No.15135369 >>15135353 Maybe don't speed next time retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:36:09 2016 No.15135370 >>15135365 >The mods sure don't delete futa and stuff This is a blue board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:42:52 2016 No.15135387 I want to wear Wurm-chan as a hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:44:27 2016 No.15135391 >>15135370 As long as it's not porn it's ok. If you are just depicting futa, as long as there are no nip or anything like that, mods don't ban it. At least in my experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:44:54 2016 No.15135393 File: 624 KB, 2000x1444, 1447726223346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135387

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:45:23 2016 No.15135394 >>15135370 >implying there's not tons of giant sfw skintight bulges You new or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:45:46 2016 No.15135395 >>15135393 That's a scarf, not a hat. I want her as a hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:51:54 2016 No.15135414 >>15135387 Your poor neck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:54:26 2016 No.15135422 File: 374 KB, 503x850, 1413975510346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going for a jog even though I don't feel like it. For the sake of solidarity, some of you have to do the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:55:42 2016 No.15135423 File: 150 KB, 625x1000, 1461550530518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135387 She's too big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:57:53 2016 No.15135428 >>15135269 I ignored it at the time too, but it doesn't make it less awful. I also like how you just threw in an insult there, it makes it look like you were the guy writing that drivel in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:59:21 2016 No.15135432 >>15135222 I just got lost in thew woods. Lucky me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:00:09 2016 No.15135434 >>15135423 Wurm-chan is never too big! Even when she got into that nuclear waste and went Godzilla mode.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:00:36 2016 No.15135435 >>15135269 Ignoring a problem won't make it go away. >Like a reasonable adult without autism I'll assume that you had a part in that military spoiler spam RP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:05:20 2016 No.15135440 >>15135393 >Miniature ryu Man that would be fucking cute as hell!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:13:27 2016 No.15135452

>>15135428
>>15135435
He probably did. I'll be honest, a lot of the greentexts and even some of the pastes here are bad. Entertaining, but bad. But that army nonsense in the last thread was just terrible, the only person having fun there was the autist writing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:16:17 2016 No.15135464 >>15135422 I'll tell you what, Anon. I'll play vidya like I was planning to, but I'll do it extra hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:16:46 2016 No.15135466 File: 82 KB, 724x875, 1458992849015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Samurai Dark Matter when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:25:20 2016 No.15135483 >>15135422 I just went for a four hour walk in the nearby woodlands. I'm done with outdoors stuff today. The forest floor is covered with bluebells now it's spring and it looks wonderful. It would be much better with monstergirls, though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:26:10 2016 No.15135484 >>15135483 >Bluebell Alraune nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:29:31 2016 No.15135487 File: 1.10 MB, 1500x1141, 53285880_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135484 I was thinking more Makoto-like squirrels but Alraune could work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:41:05 2016 No.15135513 >>15135487 Them abs though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:46:14 2016 No.15135533 File: 526 KB, 1275x1755, 1412537299140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135464 >>15135483 I came back from my jog already, and I even did seven pull-ups! I'm going to have sweaty, unwashed sex with Anubis-senpai in my head tonight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:47:16 2016 No.15135535 >>15135466 I don't understand. Is this some kind of Samurai Jack and Aku crossbreed you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:49:56 2016 No.15135550 File: 189 KB, 553x541, KDL2_Dark_Matter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135535 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:54:25 2016 No.15135570 >>15135242 >>15135269 Wait, you mean the discord posted here >>15133614? Yeah, I ignored it too because I recognized half the namefags from cripplechan, i thought it was just them shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:57:22 2016 No.15135585 File: 311 KB, 1439x1979, 1453391783883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Yetis fall to the dark side?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:58:29 2016 No.15135589 >>15135585 No, they always look on the bright side of life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:06:05 2016 No.15135617 >>15134641 I don't think I'd last 15 seconds in the cuddle puddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:09:52 2016 No.15135633 File: 2.36 MB, 3864x5488, dsdssdsd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134861 I know how you feel anon, they're never out of my mind

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:20:05 2016 No.15135660

What would happen if you were a porn addict in MGC?

Would it be illegal? Could you get arrested for watching to much porn and “wasting” semen that could go to poor MGs?
How would a MG react if they found out that you were a porn addict? Would they be angry? Sad? Would they pity you?
Would you be sent to a psychiatric to “cure” your addiction? Would it be mandatory?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:22:12 2016 No.15135666 >>15135660 Nearby monster girls would just smell your cum and come running.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:27:13 2016 No.15135683 >>15135666 There's this wonderful thing called bathing, gets most scents off your body. You should try it sometime, satan.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:32:21 2016 No.15135703

>>15135683
Anon, unless you masturbate exclusively in the shower while watching porn on a waterproof device while lathered in soap and shampoo to further mask the smell, they're going to know when you ejaculate.
Monster girls are to cum what sharks are to blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:33:06 2016 No.15135707 >>15135633 Yeah but that's cheating you have a waifu, that's expected of you. Maybe those sneaky snakes are planning something, and you probably are with them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:37:21 2016 No.15135723 File: 763 KB, 1280x1182, 1449054754974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A hellhound with twin-tails. Think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:38:50 2016 No.15135725 File: 664 KB, 661x893, 1bc161702ee484f34275f0bdd7076e7a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135723 Twin-tails a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:42:32 2016 No.15135734 >>15135725 Don't make me come over there and fist you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:44:24 2016 No.15135744 File: 131 KB, 970x823, cm__solange_by_kuroonehalf-d9o86b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135723 how about 9?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:44:41 2016 No.15135745 File: 1.28 MB, 2480x3507, 56456960_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:46:32 2016 No.15135748 File: 135 KB, 675x900, 1448316804048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you thing MG Idols would have backup fuckers? Boys that give them few thrusts here and there along the choreography. Dry hump or penetration or both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:48:26 2016 No.15135753 >>15135748 Idols are supposed to be pure anon, that's how they get all the cute boys to follow them. No backup fuckers here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:49:43 2016 No.15135760 >>15135744 Wrong type of tails, doofus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:49:55 2016 No.15135761 File: 169 KB, 768x1024, 53d6e1e59b9160b4e6c0235b06141a34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135745 Danua's design is perfect.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 12:52:40 2016 No.15135768

>>15135748
Probably what >>15135753 said. But I do think some would go for the “look how good I can make boys feel”. In that scenario they would go for some backup fuckers.

>Dry hump or penetration or both?
On stage they would go for mostly dry humping, on video or promotional material they would go for full on penetration.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:01:07 2016 No.15135793 >>15135585 UNLIMITED HUG POWER

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:04:04 2016 No.15135802 >>15135761 It indeed it, shortstacks are amazing, and I say that as someone who normally prefers tall tomboys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:09:30 2016 No.15135826 >>15135761 Her only flaw is she's not my onee-san

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:11:29 2016 No.15135833 File: 164 KB, 906x1334, 1459835469024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135826 That's Narumeia's job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:11:40 2016 No.15135835 >>15134049 Woah, haven't seen that image before. Is there more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:12:14 2016 No.15135840 Reign of fire would be a way less edgy movie if all the dragons were MG's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:16:36 2016 No.15135857 >>15135840 I get your point, but I'd say it would have be more accurate to call them Wyverns in that film.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:17:07 2016 No.15135859 >>15133937 How did the author even justify that in terms of story? Or was his publishing contract about to expire so he just went pure fanservice to get as many books printed as he could before he was dropped?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:18:20 2016 No.15135861 I know it has absolutely nothing to do with Monster Girls but goddamn that airport fight from Civil War is good. We need a bunch of Monster Girl superheroes, stat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:22:27 2016 No.15135874 File: 2.18 MB, 1488x2105, 1461275860511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135861 The movie comes out on May 6th doesn't it? Also, Daredevil Wendigo when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:22:38 2016 No.15135876 >>15135861 We've got super wurm we need is a orgre with a tad more muscle (not /d,just a bit more), a skinsuit wearing kunoichi, a patriotic succubus, a elf and a living armour with a iron man re-colour dont know about thor, norse raiju maybe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:22:47 2016 No.15135877 >>15135768 >Baphomet singer's new video >"One-Thrust Boys" >the whole video is just a hundred men running a train on her bent over on a table while she sings about how nobody can make her cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:22:57 2016 No.15135878 >>15135833 Yes, this is what I want

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:23:49 2016 No.15135883 >>15135874 >comes out on May 6th No, it came out today because Finngolia is a nice place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:25:14 2016 No.15135893 >>15135876 What we need are a Black Panther Jinko and a tomboy arachne because dat Spider-man was so cash, yo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:26:15 2016 No.15135896 >>15135874 >Daredevil Wendigo Would she awawa when she gets flustered in court?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:27:45 2016 No.15135899

It's pretty safe to assume that the Demons of Chaos from MGE are just the monster girl versions of the Old Ones
And so I was wondering if there were any Demon of Chaos cults and what would be their activities
Like in the stories, the Old Ones themselves wouldn't do much but the humans interacting with them would do some pretty messed up stuff

>Cult that venerates Mindflayers and helps them take over the world
>Cult that tries to awaken the Old Ones by praying, and sending human sacrifices in the abyss
>Cult that promotes an holocaust of ecstasy and freedom

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:27:47 2016 No.15135900
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Granblue has so many shortstacks, it's easy to tell the artist's fetish.
I still think Strum would have been better as a big and imposing Minotaur, but I guess that's just personal preference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:33:36 2016 No.15135918 >>15135861 >That 15 minute clip of the entire airport scene I want to see it so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:34:20 2016 No.15135921 >>15135893 >a tomboy arachne Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:34:48 2016 No.15135923 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, 1433851118375.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15135899 >>Cult that promotes an holocaust of ecstasy and freedom Not on their watch

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:35:18 2016 No.15135925 I want to give babby Wurm-chan a shower! A golden shower.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:35:58 2016 No.15135928 >>15135918 Well you just wait until the movie comes out where you live, and pay for it. That one scene alone is worth the price of admission, Jesus Christ I have no words for how much I fangasmed at it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:36:59 2016 No.15135932 >>15135925 Oh. You again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:37:17 2016 No.15135933 >>15135932 sup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:37:45 2016 No.15135934 >>15135928 Sucks I have to wait until May. Everyone else gets it earlier I was already sold on this movie, but that scene alone is the price of two tickets

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:38:50 2016 No.15135938 >>15135921 In spandex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:38:54 2016 No.15135940 >>15135900 That cheetah print bikini-top looks pretty good on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:39:24 2016 No.15135944 >>15135928 I kind of regret watching some webms of it. I guess I'm not going on /co/ for a few days. >>15135938 Oh yes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:40:41 2016 No.15135948 >>15135928 That's because you're a fucking faggot, Alp Cube.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:40:41 2016 No.15135950 >>15135585 No. Noooo....NOOOOOOOOYOUWILLHUGGGZZZZ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:40:47 2016 No.15135953 >>15135944 It's okay, blurry camrips aren't the same as seeing it on the big screen. >Oh yes! GET ME PICTURES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:42:23 2016 No.15135956 >>15135948 You're just jelly. >captcha telling me to select all planes Heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:44:32 2016 No.15135962 >>15135948 >Alp Cube Cube? Is this like those cubes from Taimanin Asagi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:46:33 2016 No.15135967 >>15135962 It's the faggot you love to hate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:46:49 2016 No.15135972 >>15135585 >5 of 6 >Give up serial hugger! You've been beaten! >Ha. Hahaha! HAHAHA! I bet you thought this was my final form! >What!? She has a sixth transformation!?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:48:52 2016 No.15135979

>>15135899
>A chaos cult worshiped a group of Shoggoths before the new Demon Lord took the throne
>They woke up one day to find all the Shoggoths gone
>Driven to despair, they wander the earth while jibbering madly to themselves
>3 of them run into one of the Shoggoths by chance one day
>She's standing a step to the side and behind a man, following him quietly
>The cultists charge over and drop to their knees
>They begin apologizing, believing that they were abandoned for not being devout enough in their worship
>The Shoggoth glares at them with eyes full of contempt
>"I don't know who you are, but remove yourselves from my Master's sight this instant."
>She turns away and continues following the man she's with
>The minds and hearts of the cultists audibly break

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:52:25 2016 No.15135987
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>>15135899
>>Cult that tries to awaken the Old Ones by praying, and sending human sacrifices in the abyss
Me! Me! I want to go! I'm going to sleeping rape a Goddess and cum inside her just as she wakes up!
Seriously now, Abomination sleeping rape sounds delicious and there might be a short story in this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:58:01 2016 No.15136000 >>15135987 Hey Otachi-chan I see you got my message about if you wanted to go swimming with me in my pool, would you like to join me on the couch to watch some shows afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 13:58:55 2016 No.15136004 >>15135900 Yeah, I want sturm. Although I'm not lacking for waifus. Got two SSR foxes, one water, one fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:04:21 2016 No.15136020 >>15136000 >Getting that bioluminescent drool all over your couch I bet you like her, you perv!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:10:44 2016 No.15136039 >>15136020 Nt him but I like her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:13:05 2016 No.15136050

>>15136020
>>15136039
Well of course, I'm her childhood friend and the only one who didn't insult her for her drooling. In fact I invited her over our first date to come swim with me and watch shows together, plus her blue bioluminescent coloring helps her beauty stand out and set the mood for a romantic date perfectly. Plus she's gotten better at not leaking glowing drool, she stopped doing that as a child and i for one plan to give her a passionate kiss to make her blush and let her know that I think she's beautiful. Kaiju girls need love

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:14:39 2016 No.15136055 >>15136050 That they do. You'll never compliment her so that she cups her hands to her head, blushes, and gives a big, goofy grin that causes her to drool

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:15:52 2016 No.15136058 >>15136050 Eww, anon-kun! Why don't you kiss her alr- >plan to give her a passionate kiss W-wh... Don't tell me you're dating that horrible thing? What a sicko! Don't come any closer!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:19:01 2016 No.15136070 >>15135987 I wonder if her toothbrush glows in the dark too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:20:48 2016 No.15136080 >MGC maid profiles >still no shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:21:11 2016 No.15136082 >>15136050 >You will never go midnight skinnydipping with your bioluminescent waifu Damn it, now I want to rewatch PR again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:21:23 2016 No.15136084 >>15135987 >She gives you a blowjob >You now have a glowstick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:22:58 2016 No.15136088 >>15136084 >go to rave >take pants off >wave your glowing dick around

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:24:16 2016 No.15136093 >>15136084 >Going to a party with her in tow >Security stops you at the door >"Hey man, no glowsticks." >What do you mean no glowsti- Oh

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:29:22 2016 No.15136103

>>15136055
>>15136058
>>15136082
She does have a wonderful goofy smile, especially when I flatter her and cheer her up on a bad day. Also she's not a horrible thing, she's a lovely girl who's my childhood friend and the one who made her feel loved when everyone else called her scary. She's a sweet kind girl despite her tragic past and kiss her is a great way to let her know I'm serious about making her my girlfriend, plus she gives great winged hugs and cuddles.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:29:55 2016 No.15136105

>>15135861
>>15135874
>>15135883
>>15135918
>>15135928
>>15135944
>>15135953
Fuck off /co/. /pol/ and /v/ are told to keep their off topic shit there, you guys and your bad taste are no exception. I don't come to this thread to read about superhero movies or whatever, I come here to read about Monster Girls.

>I fangasmed
Jesus Christ

>>15135899
I hope KC will do at least a few more Lovecraft girls before he closes Volume 2. or if not, then dedicate a part of the next book to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:30:27 2016 No.15136106 >>15136105 >Jesus Christ Forget it Jack, it's Alptown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:31:03 2016 No.15136110 >>15136105 >Woo woo! Thread police coming through!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:33:00 2016 No.15136117 File: 438 KB, 1200x843, 1448023391035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136105 You seem booty-blasted. Here, have a Monster Girl who is also a superhero.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:33:52 2016 No.15136121 >>15136088 >>15136093 I bet she could make those pretty fluorescent vulcan lamps or whatever they're called, so when she goes away you have something to remind you of her while you go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:34:32 2016 No.15136125 >>15136105 Dude, chill Cool it down a notch Bring it down to 50 below

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:34:44 2016 No.15136128 >>15136110 >watching capeshit >talking about capequip in mgt >spamming surprise boxes for no good reason >using slobbering retard -level terminology like "fangasm"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:35:19 2016 No.15136130 >>15136110 >>15136117 >>15136125 Again, /pol/ and /v/ are told to keep out and get banned for it, you guys aren't the exception. >Y-You're just butthurt Just keep your shit out and talk about Monster Girls It's not that difficult

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:35:50 2016 No.15136131 >>15136121 >vulcan lamps Do you mean lava lamps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:36:03 2016 No.15136132 >>15135928 Goddamn, can't wait until I see it. Hopefully it'll be this coming Saturday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:36:11 2016 No.15136134 >>15136128 >>15136130 >bitching about Alp being Alp You're not going to have a good time in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:37:21 2016 No.15136139 >>15136131 Nah man, he's talking about those lamps those people from Star Trek make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:37:40 2016 No.15136140 >>15136131 Yeah that's the one. For some reason I had "vulcan lamps" stuck in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:37:48 2016 No.15136141 >>15136130 Dude, you're blowing this way out of proportion

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:38:01 2016 No.15136143 >>15136105 >discussion ended over an hour ago >get so triggered by it you have to bring it up again Are you proud of yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:38:04 2016 No.15136144 >>15136128 >Repeatedly spotting "capeshit" /tv/ is that you? Mad because people are enjoying things again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:39:10 2016 No.15136146 >>15136140 I always wanted one of those

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:40:01 2016 No.15136149 >>15136117 Imagine a threesome with her and Tsuyu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:40:04 2016 No.15136150 File: 178 KB, 1200x1500, b_v31_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I give you guys an oppai loli, do you promise to settle down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:40:35 2016 No.15136152 >>15136140 >>15136146 Lava lamps are pretty great, my dad used to have one and I'd stare at it, mesmerized. I bet Slimes in Zero-G would be similar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:40:38 2016 No.15136153 >>15136140 To be fair "Vulcan lamp" sounds awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:40:49 2016 No.15136154 thanks mods

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:41:39 2016 No.15136159 >>15136152 >Bioluminescent Slime girls in zero G Great, now I want a Slime lava lamp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:41:40 2016 No.15136158 >>15136150 No. I want a flat adult!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:41:43 2016 No.15136160 >>15136149 Pinky the Super Lewd Alien is one thing, but don't you go sexualizing Froppy. I prefer Midnight anyway but she's not thread related

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:42:06 2016 No.15136163 >>15136158 >Flat Adult That's good taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:44:18 2016 No.15136172 >>15136150 She looks like she'd hate someone mellow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:44:54 2016 No.15136179 >>15136150 I prefer shortstacks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:47:23 2016 No.15136183 File: 240 KB, 700x762, 1428945280632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ghoost blowjooob~ Woo-wo-wo-wo-woo~

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:50:17 2016 No.15136193

>>15136152
>>15136159
I know that one most recent lava golem story had them in zero gravity.
But there's a huge amount of potential for it still, as well. Without gravity, water congeals into orbs, but surface tension means it will also stick and cling to any surface - including skin - like jelly.

Without the restriction of gravity, a slimegirl would be completely unrestricted to change her shape or alter her proportions however she liked with only the smallest amount of effort. Imagine a slimegirl shaping her body into a living piece of art, with all the complexity of a billion perfectly tessellating snowflakes. A three dimensional maze of gooey fibres and gaps of air creating a geometrical masterpiece. That's something she wouldn't be able to manage easily on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:52:47 2016 No.15136202 >>15136163 Tall girl with big hips and small breasts is the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:54:28 2016 No.15136212 >>15136193 Be careful with space-related slimes, they are known for hypnotizing their targets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:57:45 2016 No.15136224 >>15136212 Is this a reference to something? Because I kind of like the idea of a slimegirl hypnotising a target by twisting her body in impossible ways, spiralling tendrils and dancing like no solid being ever could.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:01:08 2016 No.15136235

I've been hesitating for a while to bring this up but since it seems we've already started discussing it

There has been many posts about unrelated, out of topic events with a forced mention of monster girls inserted somewhere to keep them somewhat relevant to the thread
And these kind of posts usually get a lot of replies, with only a few of them actually being relevant to monster girls

Are these kind of posts welcome? Is a simple mention of monster girls enough to justify talking about something that belongs in other boards?

Instead of pointlessly arguing let's just vote on it http://www.strawpoll.me/10066260

Exemples of the kind of sentences I refer to in the strawpoll:
"How would a Gazer react to X video game trailer?"
"Would Lilims vote for X presidential candidate?"
"X celebrity just died, does your monster girl waifu cry about it?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:02:28 2016 No.15136236

Is it morally wrong to start a relationship with one of my 13 year old students, a crow tengu, even if they read at a graduate school level and are in the 99th percentile when it comes to IQ? She holds a better conversation than most adults, and she was the one who asked in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:03:13 2016 No.15136237 >>15136235 >Instead of pointlessly argueing lets just pointlessly vote on something Are you retarded? How will that help? You'd have more luck herding fucking wildcats than trying to make this thread reach a census.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:04:52 2016 No.15136243 >>15136235 strawpoll can be easily be manipulated

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:05:03 2016 No.15136244 >>15136236 >RPing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:05:43 2016 No.15136249 >>15136244 >Woo woo! Thread police coming through!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:07:07 2016 No.15136255 >>15136236 Please do not fugg creepy chuuni loli Crow Tengus. Not unless you enjoy being sounded, which she will do to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:08:13 2016 No.15136258 >>15136244 That's not RPing. Not the shit, degenerate kind that should be loathed, anyway. >>15136249 You're much more of an idiot, though. Attitude like that, it's like you want this thread to devolve to the point where it's a second MGE wiki forum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:08:58 2016 No.15136259 >>15136255 How would she do that with no hands? That's a precision oriented procedure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:10:44 2016 No.15136263 File: 43 KB, 214x400, Pucci Edit3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:11:33 2016 No.15136265 >>15136235 Let's not do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:13:07 2016 No.15136271 >>15136235 >strawpoll literally worthless

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:15:14 2016 No.15136277 File: 210 KB, 1024x768, 1460107075440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aunties

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:15:35 2016 No.15136280 File: 1.52 MB, 862x1200, Exalted Valkyrie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136263 Sure. Imagine Lilims with the broken-tier Stand powers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:16:17 2016 No.15136283 >>15136224 Want me to tell you the story of a Space Slime that fell on earth and met a young boy, who was hypnotized using zero-g dance moves and ordered to bring every man in town to her so she could absorb their semen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:16:22 2016 No.15136284 >>15136280 And a Wurm with an even more broken power but is too dumb to use it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:16:39 2016 No.15136285 >>15136236 You can’t just fuck you students as you please. You need to get permission from their parents first and the principle. We have these rules for a reason you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:17:50 2016 No.15136289 File: 572 KB, 900x1200, 1461784670138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136277 They are alright. But lolis are better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:18:32 2016 No.15136290 File: 553 KB, 1254x1771, 1459453374365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136289 Your kind is not welcomed here Sabbath Aunties are the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:18:36 2016 No.15136292 I can beat up the Demon Lord in a fight and I am unrapeable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:21:06 2016 No.15136302 >>15136284 What power would that be? Universal permanance and implaccability?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:21:30 2016 No.15136303 >>15136292 Ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:21:33 2016 No.15136304 >>15136277 Truly a lovely specimen of a woman

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:23:12 2016 No.15136309
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>>15136290
Hags don’t have anything on lolis.
Those old sacks can’t love a man like loli can. What man would in their right mind chose a wrikeld old woman over a beautiful, nice and playful loli?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:23:43 2016 No.15136310 >>15136289 Isn't Australia being a shitposter a /pol/ meme? Never seen it used outside of screencaps from /pol/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:25:22 2016 No.15136314 File: 535 KB, 744x1052, 1455417353012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136309 Old mature hags are the best, they truly deserve a human boy. Unlike some child who can't even tie her shoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:25:25 2016 No.15136316 >>15136310 I've seen it a few times elsewhere. But I guess it originated from /pol/ and is mostly used there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:27:05 2016 No.15136326 Monster girls are gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:28:40 2016 No.15136332 File: 324 KB, 1280x905, 1460143366310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136314 Hags couldn’t even get a man before they were out of their prime. Whereas lolis are perfect, forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:29:39 2016 No.15136339 File: 128 KB, 603x1000, 6130cru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136309 There's not a single decent monstergirl that can't be imrpoved by turning them into a loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:30:41 2016 No.15136343 >>15136339 See? This guy gets it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:30:49 2016 No.15136345
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>>15136332
Old hags are like fine wine, aged and matured to perfection

Lolis are like a fruit that's plucked way before you're supposed to, and tastes bad for it

>>15136339
*There's not a single decent monstergirl that can't be imrpoved by turning them into an auntie.
Fixed that for ya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:32:35 2016 No.15136352 >>15136345 Absolutely agree. Ara ara is the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:32:50 2016 No.15136353 >>15136339 How now, brown maus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:33:46 2016 No.15136356 File: 819 KB, 1021x1457, 56565104_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's how monsters say hello. It's a cultural thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:35:12 2016 No.15136363 >>15136280 I want to do acts of justice with that Angel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:35:27 2016 No.15136364 File: 303 KB, 1000x883, THE_DARKER_THE_CHOCOLATE_THE_RICHER_THE_TASTE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136339 I see your brown Maus and I raise with a brown Cattu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:35:57 2016 No.15136368 >>15136356 Not true, she's just a slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:36:38 2016 No.15136372 >>15136356 How do they say hello to other monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:37:11 2016 No.15136373 >>15136356 Naru is such a perfect shortstack. I can't even begin to list the things I'd give my right arm to do to her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:37:23 2016 No.15136375

>>15136345
By “aged and matured to perfection” do you mean “became old, stale and polluted”. Because that seems more accurate.
Lolis are like a good, cold drink in a hot summer weather. Relaxing, refreshing and fills you with happiness.

>>15136356
And how does one respond to this “cultural greeting”?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:39:37 2016 No.15136382 >>15136375 Not only that, but they're perfectly ripe and tender. A loli is like a fruit that's soft, sweet, and so easy to eat you barely even need to press down into it before the juices fill your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:40:02 2016 No.15136386 >>15136356 And leaving is how I say goodbye. It's a cultural thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:41:48 2016 No.15136396 >>15136309 >>15136314 >>15136332 >>15136345 okay guys GUYS what about lolihags

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:43:35 2016 No.15136400 File: 191 KB, 469x789, A-9oeQbCEAAYWyB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136396

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:44:03 2016 No.15136403 >>15136396 >lolihags Nah, just go with oppai loli if you want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:44:03 2016 No.15136404 File: 55 KB, 503x518, all smiles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136375 No, I mean, "experienced, wise, and motherly", all traits a loli will never have

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:44:19 2016 No.15136405 File: 315 KB, 562x656, 8bb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136396

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:45:25 2016 No.15136410 >>15136405 Far out, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:46:04 2016 No.15136412 >>15136404 Albedo is such a qt. Too bad she feels nothing but contempt for humans. I wish I was a hot, skeleton lich so I could bone her 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:47:09 2016 No.15136415 >>15136400 >>15136405 I don't even know what's real anymore.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:47:58 2016 No.15136423 [SPOILER]

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>>15135585
Everyone can fall to the dark side you silly man.

Even the Pally Patrol.

You know, the "Evil" dark side opposite of Pally Patrol would be a Shota riding a giant Yeti girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:49:43 2016 No.15136427 >>15136405 Goddamn that doujin was good. Cakes trying to act younger gets me way too hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:51:54 2016 No.15136434 >>15136427 sauce?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:53:13 2016 No.15136438

>Be filthy lolicon
>Subscribed to Sabbath montlhy loli mailing services
>Last month was yet another Familiar, after receiving a lot of complains they promised to send very exotic girls this time
>Packages finally arrive, it's much more eerie than usual
>Open it with curiosity
>Purple tentacles slowly sprout of the box
>A head then peek outs
>It's a shy loli Mindflayer
>Tell her to come out so we can play games
>She says that she will only listen to me if I let her ride on my shoulders
>Why not, after all she is here for one month, we better get along
>Pick her from the box after making her a promise
>She's light and slimy, I'm almost tempted to squish her
>Carefully put her on my shoulders
>Her tentacles start to coil all over my upper half
>She is enjoying this way too much
>She wants me to walk, run, spin, jump, ad so much more
>After listening to her for over 3 hours I can no longer endure it
>Tell her that it's time to play a game that is even more fun
>She doesn't want to
>Can't be bothered to deal with her
>Try to forcefully remove her from my shoulders
>She somehow manage to hold onto me despise her lack of suckers
>Screw it, she has no bones I'll use my full strength that won't hurt her
>This time it's enough to slowly remove her but she screams and squirms around in panic
>She suddenly slips one of her upper tentacles in my ear
>...
>Come back to my senses one month later in a Baphomet's office with the loli Mindflayer sitting next to me
>Apparently I was mind washed into carrying her on my shoulders for the entire month
>Damned eldritch abominations and their cursed shenaningans

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:53:18 2016 No.15136439 File: 51 KB, 409x489, 7010386877_9360829b29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136405 >you will never find love in a succubus nun who claims to be 16 years old and hates being called "Auntie."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:54:30 2016 No.15136444 >>15136439 >16 >Not "Forever 17" like all idols in Zipangu Don't push it, lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:56:32 2016 No.15136454 >>15136438 >Being mean to a loli >Trying to force sex on an unwilling loli Deserved it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:56:53 2016 No.15136456
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>>15136423
>You know, the "Evil" dark side opposite of Pally Patrol would be a Shota riding a giant Yeti girl.
That sounds pretty neat. Would it just consist of a normal kid dressed in winter attire riding the shoulders of a partially armored musclegirl Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:57:16 2016 No.15136460 File: 374 KB, 1483x1000, Come here young one~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aunties are girls who get drunk and touch you in inappropriate places.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:58:12 2016 No.15136465 >>15136460 That's mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 15:59:49 2016 No.15136472 >>15136339 Cows. They will lack their funmilkbags

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:01:09 2016 No.15136475 >>15136472 Oppai loli is fine as long as it's a cowgirl. And also as long as it's not as ridiculous as Arekeshi's tripe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:01:53 2016 No.15136481 >>15136460 That's the best, I want a drunk auntie to feel me up and make me do lewd things!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:02:45 2016 No.15136482
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Does MGC has Sex-Insurance companies that will contract someone to have sex with a monster girl if they become incapable of getting sex on their own?

I'd assume it would be important, specially with succubi who feed off of sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:03:21 2016 No.15136484 >>15134067 She'll grow out of it when she falls for a boy who doesn't like memes. Then she'll just drive him mad the regular old Cheshire way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:04:41 2016 No.15136487 >>15136339 Lamias. If they're not big they can't give you a full body hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:06:41 2016 No.15136496 File: 179 KB, 1300x940, 143267435342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136482 There's a Manticore Dentist who you should never visit, unless you're a masochist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:07:54 2016 No.15136504 >>15136487 Then it's up to you to hug their entire body as they coil around as much of you as they can. Let them coil around your arm, and use your other arm to wrap around them and cradle them into you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:09:32 2016 No.15136511 File: 266 KB, 713x522, Angry nun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136444 She is 16 and you will respect that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:09:49 2016 No.15136512 File: 356 KB, 800x670, Chivalry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134509 Being a proper Paladin is a hard life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:09:53 2016 No.15136513 >>15136504 That's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:10:33 2016 No.15136515 >>15136511 OLD LADY!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:13:11 2016 No.15136525

>>15136513
You're shit. You'd rather selfishly take full-body hugs, rather than give them.
This is why lolis are better. Those who love loli are selfless individuals who will gladly protect them and care for them. They'll be the big spoon, and sacrifice their body heat to keep them warm on cold nights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:15:38 2016 No.15136531 >>15136475 That's the perfect size for a cow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:17:49 2016 No.15136535 >>15136454 what did you expect from a lolicon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:19:07 2016 No.15136540 File: 3.85 MB, 1366x2304, Dentist_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136496 >Oh, Papa! Good thing I've still got my edits saved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:19:09 2016 No.15136541 >>15136525 Anon, you're in denial, lolis are the single worst thing to ever exist in history.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:19:59 2016 No.15136543 >>15136541 Let's not go that far

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:21:05 2016 No.15136546 >>15136535 Better, as can be expected from a true lolicon. >>15136438 is just anti-loli propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:22:18 2016 No.15136555 File: 175 KB, 1024x1024, Cg0XglQU0AIrm3B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:23:22 2016 No.15136560 >>15136540 Girl be a dennnntiiiist, you have a talent for causing things PAIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:29:44 2016 No.15136578 File: 785 KB, 600x1724, 3 men restrain and assault girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136555 She's literally just asking to be jumped on the street.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:31:04 2016 No.15136584
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>tfw your Cheshire classmate from the theater club loves to bug you by reciting her entire monologue in front of you
>hoping you'll either laugh or get angry at her before she stops
https://youtu.be/M4LDwfKxr-M?t=2m51s

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:33:20 2016 No.15136595
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>>15136080
Profiles posted are based on forms people filled in, well over a year ago, and submitted.
So essentially profiles often corrolate to the forms filled in (but not always). So no Shoggoth maid profile simply means that the forms so far haven't requested or linked to a Shoggoth, meaning there is no Shoggoth profile yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:34:09 2016 No.15136600 >>15136540 FEED ME Do I even need to post a picture, you all know what monster girl it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:35:04 2016 No.15136607 FAT CAT ASS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:36:50 2016 No.15136613 >>15136578 I want to run round the town doing the same, but using a monster girl's tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:37:09 2016 No.15136616 >>15136600 Is it a shark

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:38:20 2016 No.15136622 >>15136600 A mofu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:40:02 2016 No.15136629 >>15136595 Is that the legendary shiny kiki? Are shiny kikis better than normal kikis at housework? What about in bed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:48:07 2016 No.15136662 File: 1.28 MB, 1366x2304, Alraudrey_II.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136600 A mean, green mother from outer space?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:49:06 2016 No.15136668
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>>15136629
It is the elusive shiny Kiki. They say only the truly most devoted maid lovers who seek to archieve grand lives are approached by one.

Alternatively she has a Master who enjoys putting things in her drinks. Its certainly a lightshow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:50:08 2016 No.15136676 >>15136283 Sure, why not. Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:51:09 2016 No.15136680 >>15136595 >>15136668 Why are you posting the same image twice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:52:31 2016 No.15136689 File: 55 KB, 178x180, 1461790351523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136412 >Bone her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:53:18 2016 No.15136693 File: 3.17 MB, 3200x2000, 1457738439143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134050 What exactly is Morals club about? And due to not knowing I'll say Student Council.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:53:44 2016 No.15136696 >>15136662 Does it have to be human? Does it have to be mine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:54:20 2016 No.15136697 >>15134067 Not gonna lie, this is definitely me when I rape people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 16:55:56 2016 No.15136706 File: 679 KB, 1600x1200, 35e5ad628a26668871d9967eb009818a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15134050 Robotics sounds like fun. I could finally work towards opening a build a waifu shop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:02:22 2016 No.15136734 >>15134067 God I want to pin that faggotcat down and fuck her until she forgets what a meme is

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:02:23 2016 No.15136735 How would a monster girl react to being drugged, fucked in her sleep and left before she woke up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:02:56 2016 No.15136738 >>15136316 It's from /int/ and it isn't entirely a meme. Strayans are god's gift to shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:03:41 2016 No.15136743 >>15136734 That's exactly what she wants, Anon! Don't do it, or the faggotcat wins!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:05:28 2016 No.15136753 File: 123 KB, 719x955, 74aa21e763e5e1173863932fc89f6a36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136706 Why not tender healing with broken robot MGs instead of making new ones from scratch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:07:21 2016 No.15136764 >>15136753 Because it stands in the way of progress! Old models must be scrapped to make way for the new!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:08:19 2016 No.15136771

>>15136693
Morals club is for the restriction of the excessively lewd act of hand holding to married couples in private, only. They generally don't interfere unless such things or similar activities occur in public.

It's a surprisingly long-lasting committee, considering the environment, and holds an alarming amount of influence on the actual goings-on of the school. It's secretly funded by a Lilim who carefully tries remains anonymous, but is obviously the daughter of the Paladin principal. She uses it as a means to find someone - anyone - who could possibly be able to love her without simply falling under the spell of her OVERWHELMING MAMONOBANANA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:08:59 2016 No.15136774 >>15136764 So what do you tell your waifu when you abandon her for next years model?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:13:15 2016 No.15136783 >>15136774 >next years model >not just acquiring upgrade kits as needed It's like you don't even want her to blush as you install a new leg or additional arms!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:13:59 2016 No.15136786 File: 606 KB, 1192x894, 1461791639359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136774 Already taken by robo-alzheimer's

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:14:46 2016 No.15136793 >>15136783 >>15136764 >Old models must be scrapped to make way for the new!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:19:47 2016 No.15136809 Melon is streaming https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:20:08 2016 No.15136810

>>15136786
That's what frequent memory backups and full system-restores are for. The innocence of youth with the experience of age.

>>15136793
Such inefficiency. Haven't you ever heard the saying "The cheapest new car is the one you already own?" It applies to all sorts of hardware, including that attached to the woman who loves you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:23:34 2016 No.15136829 >>15136423 >>15136456 Wait is this a yeti paladin lady with a kid, or a young paladin squire riding a normal yeti?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:24:03 2016 No.15136830 File: 198 KB, 737x1200, Ultra Rare Brown Kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136629 That's not a shiny Kiki. It's an abomination concocted from the evil side of science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:25:03 2016 No.15136836 >>15136829 It'd be the former I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:25:27 2016 No.15136839 >>15136830 >It's an abomination concocted from the evil side of science. I'll take that as a compliment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:26:08 2016 No.15136848 >>15136829 It's His Unhuggable Majesty and his right hand the Black Knight Canadian Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:26:11 2016 No.15136850 >>15136662 Creative use of girl progression, I approve

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:26:46 2016 No.15136855 >>15136830 >Brown Kikimora >Expect her to speak Spanish >She opens her mouth and out comes Tagalog What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:29:43 2016 No.15136866 >>15136855 >[X] Build wall

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:30:07 2016 No.15136868 File: 2.00 MB, 2000x1000, sea_slime_by_phanaxial-da03ben.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136809 Nice. He did fucking amazing work with the Sea Slime last time. He can probably save gargoyles from past KC's artistic shortcomings too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:30:17 2016 No.15136869 >>15136855 Speak to her in spanish since it's my mother tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:34:29 2016 No.15136885 >>15136868 >dat ass No! Stop it boner! I don't want to like the Sea Slime!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:39:23 2016 No.15136903 File: 188 KB, 553x472, Don't fight it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15136885 For what fucking reason would you actively want to not like the sea slime? She's goddamn top tier in both physical traits and personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:53:15 2016 No.15136969 File: 86 KB, 755x1021, `124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i drew the witch.. Hope you guys like it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:55:12 2016 No.15136976 >>15136969 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:55:55 2016 No.15136978 >>15136969 Damn she looks cute. Also, your style looks familiar. Do you have a gallery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:56:17 2016 No.15136981 >>15136969 >69 heh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:56:28 2016 No.15136982 >>15136969 Very nice. Cute, and drawn with competence. Love that little speck of green in her eyes too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:56:59 2016 No.15136986 >>15136969 >No caps >that grammar .less? Doesn't seem like the usual style but it's super cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:59:03 2016 No.15136992 >>15136986 That definitely doesn't look like .less' style. If it was her face would look very porcelain like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:00:38 2016 No.15136996 >>15136969 I want to escape from notitsland!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:02:22 2016 No.15137005 >>15136689 Worst Ninja. Worst Crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:06:12 2016 No.15137014 >>15136969 Now imagine being surrounded by a hundred of these. If that sounds like fun, welcome to the sabbath. Bake sale this sunday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:11:31 2016 No.15137045 >>15137014 >If that sounds like fun, welcome to the sabbath. Where dose one apply to become a onii-san?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:12:41 2016 No.15137050 >>15137014 I'm bringing Ara Ara~ Cakes and Onee-Sandwiches and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:14:53 2016 No.15137058 thank you guys! >>15136978 I have a tumblr where I just dump all my stuff.. http://magicoreo11.tumblr.com/

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:19:19 2016 No.15137084

>>15137045
Probably inside the sabbath building.
>>15137050
Anon, please. They have magic. A detection ward would single you out, and then a small mob of loli oni security guards would be escorting you to the back room to teach you a lesson while your food was thrown into a trash bin and burned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:21:33 2016 No.15137095 >>15137058 >http://magicoreo11.tumblr.com/ I like the atmosphere your stuff has. That, and you appear to be very skilled at drawing armor, which I appreciate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:22:44 2016 No.15137104 >>15137084 >Probably inside the sabbath building. So what? I just go into to a sabbath building and loudly proclaim that I want to be someone's onii-san? How well will that end?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:23:08 2016 No.15137108 >>15137084 >not 'Inside a member of the Sabbath' One job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:23:52 2016 No.15137109 I'm going to the Onee-sabbath bake sale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:24:08 2016 No.15137111 File: 72 KB, 832x1319, tumblr_o4hf7xvBzX1utodrjo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137058 That's some cool stuff, Pops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:24:36 2016 No.15137114 >>15137058 Nice brushwork. I didn't see that thing you did for Gazerfag before now, either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:25:36 2016 No.15137119 >>15133931 I know the one you're talking about and it was by somebody of absolutely no value to these threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:25:44 2016 No.15137120 >>15137050 I'd rather bring dark slime jelly laced with shoggoth essence, and wait until they eat it all to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:26:44 2016 No.15137123 >>15137111 What a spooky Gazer

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:28:39 2016 No.15137131 File: 96 KB, 500x401, Yumi in her natural state.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137005 you take that back, shes nowhere near worst

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:29:49 2016 No.15137136 >>15137104 Well, if you want to do it formally you can talk to the head of the local area and she can set you up. But your idea is a good way to get swarmed by little girls, and is also a good method. >>15137108 I apologize, I have failed you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:30:08 2016 No.15137139 File: 135 KB, 700x700, 1450458192270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137111 >short haired Gazer Hnnngh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:30:09 2016 No.15137138 >>15134201 The fact it was already done on /wst/ makes me have second thoughts of pursuing it that way too. But eh, originality's dead anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:31:02 2016 No.15137142 >>15137131 Yumi is trash, but Homura is even worse than trash. She's less funny than Dane Cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:33:05 2016 No.15137148 File: 107 KB, 1100x763, milfykiki pt 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please remember to keep your Kikimora in good shape or she might become thicker in certain places, impeding her in her job!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:34:52 2016 No.15137154 >>15137139 Short hair is great, definitely, but it still needs a feminine aspect to it to be truly god-tier, in my opinion. Just plain boy-hair on a girl isn't so great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:34:58 2016 No.15137156 >>15137148 Do those thick drumstick thighs count?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:38:44 2016 No.15137173

>>15137148
I want a busty kiki meido with chun-li tier thighs. I wanna spend long grueling hours between that thick quivering mash of flesh in a ploy to introduce a bit more leasure and fun into her schedule in the hopes of one day coaxing her into playing vidya with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:40:21 2016 No.15137181 Which MG would be the biggest semen demon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:41:22 2016 No.15137184 >>15137173 >Trying to make your kiki into a vidya-playing NEET. Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:42:26 2016 No.15137186 File: 175 KB, 707x1000, 701cb04280f7f18ca899afd9b5379f2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137181

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:42:38 2016 No.15137188 >>15137181 Alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:42:41 2016 No.15137189 File: 99 KB, 670x1000, 1458181507551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137181 Badaboom

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:43:22 2016 No.15137190 >>15137186 Why does that whale have gills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:43:47 2016 No.15137192 >>15137186 She's got a lovely design. It'd be nice to just sit on her abdomen as she floats out into the wide ocean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:43:49 2016 No.15137193 >>15133966 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_0TQHoV_2I Basically my reaction to people asking if I ever plan on writing anything again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:46:01 2016 No.15137201 File: 408 KB, 723x1000, ec812555cba55d1c19273964dbe2f1c4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137190 Those are battle scars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:47:53 2016 No.15137210 >>15137201 I want to "harpoon" a whale girl!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:49:15 2016 No.15137214

>>15137184
>You'll never wake up in a mangle of bodies, a thick thigh'd leglock that engulfs your torso almost completely. Her soft feathers against your shoulders and back as he hugs your head into her belly and snoozes curled around you, the glowing tv showing the game paused part-way through, one of you showing the good sense to hit the button before snuggling up. Probably her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:51:11 2016 No.15137219 >>15137193 More like "live to improve or die like a little quitting bitch."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:52:12 2016 No.15137222 >>15137214 >busty, dominant, cuddly kiki NEET. Oh why yes boner i agree.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:53:10 2016 No.15137225 >>15136969 The art is so cute that I wanna to ride with her on a broomstick. >>15137111 The art is so cute that I wanna play games with her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:00:33 2016 No.15137244

Y'know what'd be really great?

Neet MG's with Jewish moms

>Oh Manny, when are ya gawna get married?
>No mom, I don't wanna
>I can intreduce ye to one of my friends' sons to ya, he's a dawctuh!
>Mom, I don't wanna marry a doctor
>Ya sistuh married a dawctuh, why can't yeoow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:02:22 2016 No.15137252 >>15137244 Would she be a tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:04:37 2016 No.15137260 >>15137244 Y'know what'd be really great? Not inviting your waifu's parents to the wedding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:04:51 2016 No.15137262 >>15137252 Would a Tanuki boot her daughter out at 18? I mean think about it, she'd be losing money if she didn't. Alternatively make the daughter pay rent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:05:57 2016 No.15137265 >>15137260 >not liking jewish mom accent pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:06:53 2016 No.15137271 >>15137265 Good goy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:08:11 2016 No.15137273 >>15137262 Would a Tanuki daughter scam her mom into giving her an early inheritance?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:09:51 2016 No.15137278
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>>15137219
>>15137219
Going to deserve a "bummer, man" for this but while I do appreciate the positive feedback that one occasionally gets and helpful criticisms it's hard to find a drive when you feel like you've plateaued in your skill level.

Just my two pence, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:11:07 2016 No.15137284 >>15137278 If you plateau it means you're not trying hard enough. JUST DO IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:12:42 2016 No.15137289 File: 93 KB, 620x877, wurm_by_lutherniel-d75f99a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to feel less depressed. What are some feel-good monster girl stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:13:07 2016 No.15137291 >>15137262 >Would a Tanuki boot her daughter out at 18? If she could somehow force her to marry a loaded go-I mean guy and become a trohpy wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:17:33 2016 No.15137297 Why does this place feel so pointless, I feel like I've seen every single monstergirl situation that could be thought of

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:18:19 2016 No.15137299 >>15137297 Because we need more content, not just new girls, but like actual things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:19:31 2016 No.15137304 >>15137278 I've stopped writing for now but I'm gonna try improving my drawing ability

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:19:49 2016 No.15137306 Is it just me or are there more MonMusu posters here than usual?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:19:56 2016 No.15137307 >>15137299 Like what? Writefagging is over and most drawfagging is just fap material

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:21:11 2016 No.15137310 >>15137307 Literally anything, whether it be say, an actual book, or a new game. Just something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:21:32 2016 No.15137312 >>15137289 When I feel down I usually create an individual monster girl in my head and fantasize about romantic situations with her while hugging a pillow. It works surprisingly well, I may be too far gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:22:15 2016 No.15137314 >>15137306 I hope they don't bring the /a/ MonMusu thread faggotry with them. >>15137307 Didn't DS3 come out last week?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:22:33 2016 No.15137315 >>15137307 >most drawfagging is just fap material The majority of our drawfags do sfw stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:22:43 2016 No.15137316 >>15137312 I am not creative enough, and my mind is focused on other things right now my friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:23:50 2016 No.15137317 File: 901 KB, 1280x720, 1457052008626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137314 It came out about 2 weeks ago, yeah.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:27:38 2016 No.15137323
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>>15137284
Maybe when I stop giving a shit about what people think of me and learn to write about what -I- like instead of trying to pander to the masses so I can get some e-peen points I'll do it, Shia LaBeouf.

But instead of off-topic bitchposting have some Elf MILF and Elf Waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:28:00 2016 No.15137325 >>15137317 How can a being as perfect as Priscilla produce a child with such fucked up t-red arms and an ugly face?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:36:13 2016 No.15137349 >>15137325 >being as perfect as Priscilla not even best souls waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:39:16 2016 No.15137364 >>15137349 Yeah, that's Ornifex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:41:51 2016 No.15137372 File: 437 KB, 900x776, picklepee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137364 Milfy harpy version of Ornifex when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:42:46 2016 No.15137375 File: 585 KB, 780x847, 1461441465360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137364 You know if senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:44:06 2016 No.15137381 File: 69 KB, 424x604, 1461800646354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137364 Whoops! Looks like you misspelled Quelann

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:44:52 2016 No.15137385 >>15137375 BIG FAT CAW ASS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:45:20 2016 No.15137386 >>15137375 Aw, you cropped out the joke on the left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:45:22 2016 No.15137388 File: 103 KB, 500x681, Ce4PO-IUAAArgtM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:46:06 2016 No.15137389 >>15137381 >liking a deformed terminally ill cripple

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:46:18 2016 No.15137390 File: 62 KB, 852x480, Hello there what do you desire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137385

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:47:57 2016 No.15137394 >>15137390 Haha, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:48:17 2016 No.15137396 >>15137375 >>15137390 I'd like these more if a crows head wasn't glued to their body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:49:03 2016 No.15137400 >>15137390 Oh god. Would not give souls to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:49:52 2016 No.15137403 >People bitch about """RP""" to hell and back >Yet shit like >>15137390 >>15137375 gets a blind eye

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:50:24 2016 No.15137408 >>15137389 >Not wanting to take care of an innocent, sickly girl after you absolutely butchered her sister

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:51:02 2016 No.15137410 >>15137403 Fuck off, bitter RP-fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:52:04 2016 No.15137414 >>15137410 Whatever, you fucking furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:52:37 2016 No.15137416 >>15137396 Obviously they were created by Micolash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 19:55:07 2016 No.15137423 >>15137408 It doesn't matter because she's always going to be in pain, and will die soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:02:06 2016 No.15137435 >>15136613 Don't do that, you will break the vertebrae in their tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:10:11 2016 No.15137456 >>15137435 >TheJoysOfStretching.jpg Monster girls are more pliable than you think, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:13:14 2016 No.15137464 >>15137456 What if I want to knead a non-slime monstergirl like putty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:14:21 2016 No.15137465 >>15137317 >Only two weeks ago >Already sunk so many hours in Shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:15:15 2016 No.15137468 >>15137464 Hold her hand and whisper "I love you" in her ear, and she'll be like putty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:15:32 2016 No.15137472 >>15137435 Don't worry, they broke the pelvis of many guys.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:18:12 2016 No.15137481

>>15137468
>Whisper into your kitsune's waifu ear that you love her
>Suddenlu she's not standing there anymore
>Instead, amidst her strewn and empty clothes, there's a skin-colored puddle of goo
>With fox ears, tails, and a blushing, gleefully smiling face on it

I knew kitsunes could polymorph themselves, but this is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:19:18 2016 No.15137483 File: 3.67 MB, 3812x2470, 1461542572549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137481

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:19:48 2016 No.15137485 >>15137414 Go back to /a/ you roleplaying fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:20:14 2016 No.15137486 >>15137323 NTR T R

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:20:26 2016 No.15137487 >>15137481 weird, man...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:21:04 2016 No.15137491 >>15137485 Go back to /b/ you disgusting animal fucker. And kill yourself while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:21:36 2016 No.15137492 >>15137364 >>15137381 How is it you guys can't spell Karla correctly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:22:36 2016 No.15137495 What monster girl would cook a good steak?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:22:39 2016 No.15137496 >>15137486 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:23:13 2016 No.15137499 >>15137483 Lovely. A pure white lolifox with spats, excellent taste in sweaters, and a tail that can double as a portable bed for two. 10/10. >>15137487 Foxes are weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:23:28 2016 No.15137501 >>15137481 Damn, now I'm reminded of that one manga where the girl gets goddess powers from a kitsune at a shrine. She gets all her fox pets to polymorph into all sorts of stuff like a TV or game console.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:23:36 2016 No.15137503 File: 189 KB, 1400x1000, 1449352560340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137492 >He doesn't know who the truest Waifu Souls is

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:24:00 2016 No.15137504 File: 135 KB, 1000x1000, 1450045497984.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137495

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:25:24 2016 No.15137506 >>15137496 The dude fucks a plethora of bitches who aren't his qt elven waifu. inb4 you're one of those "reverse ntr is good" fags

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:25:30 2016 No.15137507 >>15137501 I've been trying to find the picture of that for a while. Shame I never saved it when I first saw it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:26:05 2016 No.15137510 >>15137506 >inb4 you're one of those "reverse ntr is good" fags A bit presumptuous, aren't we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:26:05 2016 No.15137511 >>15137503 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:28:40 2016 No.15137519 >>15137510 Given that it's been the #1 defense of NTR lately, he has good grounds for assuming that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:29:10 2016 No.15137520 >>15137510 You can presume when an event is highly likely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:31:36 2016 No.15137525 >>15137495 Dragon using her fire breath. Also when you eat it, it counts as an undirect kiss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:32:22 2016 No.15137564 >>15137510 >Presumptuous It's the kind of faggots this place has most. IThis has to be the thread with the most boogeymen in this entire website. They start bitching the moment they get suspicious about something even though nothing happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:33:27 2016 No.15137568 >>15137525 LEWD E W D

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:33:54 2016 No.15137573 >>15137504 >Wendigo taking you to her cave after getting lost in the mountains to cook you a steak exactly how you like you I'd marry her on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:37:54 2016 No.15137586 >>15137573 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident I want this but with monster girls, lewd and, well, no ded people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:42:37 2016 No.15137600 File: 1.09 MB, 1600x2000, 1461349231076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey I see you there tryna shit up the thread. We're gonna talk about cute Liches and their nudist tendencies instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:43:11 2016 No.15137603 >>15137564 >I'm defending NTR again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:44:36 2016 No.15137607 File: 516 KB, 1025x1477, 1456153737801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137600 >no big Lich bubble butt to smack

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:45:26 2016 No.15137611 >>15137603 I'm not defending NTR you idiot.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:45:37 2016 No.15137612 [DELETED]

>>15137520
Not him, but I have literally never heard the term "reverse NTR" before today, or it being used as any defence in here. Granted, I don't visit the thread every day, but have been with /mgt/ for years.

It does sound like boogeymanning to me, at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:46:36 2016 No.15137619 >>15137612 >but I have literally never heard the term "reverse NTR" before today You must be new as shit. It's brought up the most out of the fringe fetishes.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:46:42 2016 No.15137621
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Name some things that would be worse off with the inclusion of Monster Girls.

Take note, it has to be worse, if it's equal or better it doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:46:57 2016 No.15137623 >>15137586 I was doing something based on this, but it all went to shit. I still might finish the story if I can work out how to unfuck it someday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:48:10 2016 No.15137628 >>15137586 Spooky.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:48:23 2016 No.15137630

>>15137600
No need to wear clothes when heat isn't a concern for your body. There's nothing to be produced, and nothing to keep insulated.

But then again, clothes with some use to them beyond warmth would be useful. Imagine a robe with enchantments sewn into every thread, for the purposes of defence or augumentation.
Perhaps even something like the Hexer's robe. Some people post her here interchangeably with the lich, so it wouldn't be much of a stretch to imagine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:49:01 2016 No.15137637 >>15137607 I know Anon... I know...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:49:16 2016 No.15137640 >>15137586 It wasn't the yeti, she's a nice girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:49:35 2016 No.15137642 >>15137619 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority >He doesn't know the exact same niche topics I know, therefore is a newfag/dumb. aka, why far more than half the population believes themselves to be of above average intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:52:29 2016 No.15137657 I wanna find a Genie girl and make my first wish that all Monster Girls have at least G cup breasts! That all Muscle Monster Girls become Sumo Monster Girls! And for her Freedom!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:52:57 2016 No.15137662 >>15137619 You're one triggered faggot you know that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:53:57 2016 No.15137667 >>15137642 No, its just that if you had been around for as long as you claim, even if you don't visit every day, the odds of you never coming across the term is so low you;re more likely to just be lying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:53:57 2016 No.15137668 >>15137621 Hotline Miami Madness Combat DEFCON A Serbian Film Mr. Roger's Neighborhood

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:54:37 2016 No.15137674 >>15137657 >Wanting fucking walking orbs of obese flab and repugnant stench for monstergirls >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:57:01 2016 No.15137685 >>15137600 >>15137607 I need a Lich!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:57:49 2016 No.15137690 File: 483 KB, 849x1200, 1460092255566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137657 >Sumo I like chubby girls, but that shit's too much. Exit the premises with the feeding shit please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:57:57 2016 No.15137691 >>15137674 You don't even know what you are doing now, go to bed.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:59:54 2016 No.15137699
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>>15137691
This is a sumo.

If you want a girl version of that, or find that appealing, then you've fucked off past thickfag city right into the wilds of /d/-tier obese fetishising.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:01:33 2016 No.15137704 >>15137699 Do you fap to that? Gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:03:10 2016 No.15137711 >>15137704 Can you just not read, or are you being retarded on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:03:33 2016 No.15137712 >>15137423 Anon please. don't do this to me. I'm depressed enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:05:20 2016 No.15137720 >>15137711 At least delete that pic, fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:05:50 2016 No.15137721 >>15137699 You're a paranoid retard trying to play backseat mod against everything you don't like who loves to point fingers at people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:06:24 2016 No.15137725 >>15137657 >all Monster Girls Alright anon, I officially don't like you at all. You aren't allowed to change my waifu to your whims. Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:07:46 2016 No.15137729 >>15137721 Listen, /d/ has a thread for landwhales. I know you're bitter because you got called out, but they'll gladly accept any talk of fat sumo women you want to discuss there. Okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:09:27 2016 No.15137734 >>15137729 You can't delete that pic, right? You are so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:09:32 2016 No.15137735 I want to drive a battle Ice Cream truck specially made for driving around neighborhoods that wurms live in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:10:43 2016 No.15137740 >>15137729 I'm not the guy who wants the genie G cup shit though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:10:53 2016 No.15137742 >>15137734 He might not care, if it's that same super-salty MGS-anon from before. See >>15133625 He's rather see the thread burn than let others hurt his feels.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:11:03 2016 No.15137743

>Take a Kitsune around your age home
>She acts like a normal woman for her age
>Fuck her and cum inside her three times
>Wake up the next morning and she's wearing a loose yukata that she didn't have the night before, smoking a Japanese style pipe and has a cup of sake
>She also has extra tails
>"Ara, up for more?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:11:10 2016 No.15137744 >>15137725 but think about it! No more breast envy! We can focus on the true enemy! Short Hairfags!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:11:16 2016 No.15137745 >>15137734 What are you talking about? Why would you assume I can't delete the picture? You should probably refresh the page before making baseless accusations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:11:23 2016 No.15137746 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x1656, succu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] succubit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:12:07 2016 No.15137749 >>15137735 Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior with wurms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:12:11 2016 No.15137751 >>15137621 Hitman Postal Manhunt Human Centipede

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:12:24 2016 No.15137752 >>15137744 No, I hate you. You want to ruin DFC and now I can never forgive you. Please go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:12:30 2016 No.15137753 >>15137743 More Soviet Fluffy Tails when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:12:57 2016 No.15137755 >>15137743 >Loose yukuata So... she reversed in age? Damn you, secret sabbath agents!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:13:10 2016 No.15137756 >>15137745 Thanks fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:14:13 2016 No.15137760 >>15137743 >Ara Ara~, up for more? I would get hard and probably go at it for a much longer time. Christmas cakes>all

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:15:04 2016 No.15137765 >>15137742 Nope, different guy. Looks like the other guy is threatening over something else. I'm saying that "sumo" is quite possibly the worst descriptive noun you can apply to a monstergirl unless you're actually a raving fatfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:15:14 2016 No.15137766 >>15137746 Her tits are small.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:16:18 2016 No.15137770 [DELETED]

File: 2.60 MB, 1725x2439, Kenkou Cross (3.0) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Here's some Jabberwock stuff.

http://pastebin.com/aTZi65dL

Fetishes include kissing, licking tentacles, coitus, office lady dragons and clothed sex in an office. Also romance and tenderness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:16:34 2016 No.15137772 I want to marry a Dormouse rat queen!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:22:17 2016 No.15137786 >>15137770 >MonstergirlExaminer >Same guy that did /y/ shit with the Cheshire Fuck that noise, now run along to Cripplechan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:22:37 2016 No.15137787 >>15137657 I want to be a Sumo Oni's boytoy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:23:44 2016 No.15137790 >>15137770 You might wanna delete that image, it's NSFW

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:24:05 2016 No.15137793

>>15137770
>Jabber Work: Monday
WEDNESDAY. You have to alliterate titles when it comes to days of the week. Everyone knows that.

Also, y'all going to get vacation'd.

>>15137786
>Haha, look, it's a moron from /y/.
>W-wait, what? How do I recognize a /y/ poster on sight by his name?
>Uhhh...

Pot, kettle, black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:24:43 2016 No.15137796 Why isn't this place gone yet? Nothing good ever happens here anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:26:04 2016 No.15137799 >>15137770 That was pretty neat stuff mate, I dug the subtle ways you brought out her nonsense wonderland traits like a sound shaped lie a heart. Sexy too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:26:22 2016 No.15137801 >>15137796 That's not true. Sometimes people post stuff from third parties that get attention for 30 minutes before someone gets mad at a post a day prior.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:26:49 2016 No.15137803

>>15137796
Defiant persistence. Even if God himself told people that if these threads were no longer posted, and that everyone in them would get their waifus, people would still post threads out of spite.
That's part of the reason we were banned from /a/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:26:58 2016 No.15137804 >>15137793 No dude, a screencap was posted here a while back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:27:35 2016 No.15137807 >>15137770 Have you posted in these threads at all? You don't seem acquainted with our customs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:28:00 2016 No.15137808 >>15137796 What crawled up your ass, anon?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:28:24 2016 No.15137809

>>15137801
>before someone gets mad at a post a day prior.
Which outweighs pretty much any good/neutral thing that happens here, no matter how small. It's almost as if people enjoy shitposting over strawmen, baseless accusations and fighting each other than monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:28:35 2016 No.15137810 >>15137712 It's okay anon, maybe the Pale Lady's last thoughts will be of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:29:02 2016 No.15137812 >>15137807 Him posting here probably has to do with the discord shilling from earlier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:30:12 2016 No.15137816 >>15137812 I'm not sure of the significance of that, does he frequent there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:31:38 2016 No.15137819 >>15137816 This is the first time he's ever posted here IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:32:11 2016 No.15137823 >>15137812 Discord shilling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:32:18 2016 No.15137825 >>15137770 My tanuki boss just saw this picture and she called me into the office. I think I'm getting a promotion!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:34:59 2016 No.15137831 >>15137819 Looking at the other stuff in his pastebin I can see why. Not to the thread's taste at all. He's definitely a good writer though, I'll give him that. Better than some who get their dicks sucked around here at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:36:42 2016 No.15137835 >>15137823 >>15135570

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:37:03 2016 No.15137840 File: 132 KB, 638x941, 55241232_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about those Centipedes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:37:52 2016 No.15137844 >>15137831 Pretty much. Just thought I'd share it in case someone enjoyed it. Sorry about the NSFW picture, that's my bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:38:11 2016 No.15137845 >>15137810 That only kinda helps. I was upset the other day because I found her and Gwyndolin in the matter of an hour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:38:24 2016 No.15137848 >>15137840 So long as they're stacked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:39:38 2016 No.15137851 >>15137770 Where is this pic from? KC? I don't remember it

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:40:13 2016 No.15137852

>>15137803
>Getting Waifus
>Still shitposting
I don't think that's true, the reason we post in here is because we don't have a monster pussy to dick, do you think people would still come here after having that?

If anything people would do it out of a twisted feel of camaraderie rather than defiance itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:40:33 2016 No.15137854 >>15137851 That's from one of the many MGE story books that will never ever be translated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:40:40 2016 No.15137855 >>15137851 One of a stack of Jabberwock pictures by him, yeah. Got it from someone, don't know where else you could find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:42:48 2016 No.15137858 File: 773 KB, 707x1000, 1460830470929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VJ3WG-05DJZ-ZE6Y5

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:43:21 2016 No.15137860

>>15137772
>You were hired to clear out the large mouse infestation out of the city's tunnel system
>But after the third ambush, you were overwhelmed and captured
>Brought back to their vast underground cavern that they've furnished into a rather clean and cozy home
>You're brought to a grand tent and shoved in front of a throne
>There is a sleeping dormouse there on a bed of pillows
>With a tiny silver crown tied to her head with a ribbon
>Wearing just a royal looking cloak
>The large mice ask the great prophet queen what to do with the intruder
>She mumbles something about cuddles
>"She has decided!"
>You're tied tighter so you can't escape and tossed onto the pile
>Get cuddled by the dormouse queen
Enjoy your new life anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:44:27 2016 No.15137863 >>15137858 Hey, don't post the despair code here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:44:53 2016 No.15137865 >>15137600 >No bottom heavy, yandere Lich wearing an equally yandere Ittan cloak Suffering

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:46:04 2016 No.15137867 >>15137840 As long as they are busty i am okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:46:30 2016 No.15137868 File: 412 KB, 1000x1000, 1442358416539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137858 What does Caster have to do with that free whatever-thingamajig you posted?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:47:32 2016 No.15137872 >>15137858 What game was that?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:48:59 2016 No.15137875

>>15137825
>Anon thinks he's gonna get fired for having NSFW material on his computer
>Tanuki motions him over to her desk
>Reveals she actually has a pretty impressive collection of porn
>Normal doujins, impregnation, even the weirder shit like gender bender clone twin incest
>They spend the rest of the work day reading doujins together, enjoying the good ones, laughing at the bad ones, and claiming how the NTR ones are fucking bullshit
>At the end of the day Anon asks if he's not getting fired when
>To which the Tanuki informs him that of course he is, he shouldn't have had NSFW on his computer
>Of course, when one door closes another one opens, and she could use a personal assistant
Would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:50:06 2016 No.15137877 >>15137868 That shading under her tail is unfortunate

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:50:45 2016 No.15137879 >>15137858 Thanks a lot anon. I love it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:50:57 2016 No.15137880 >>15137875 I would.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:51:43 2016 No.15137882

>>15137875
Damn straight I would. I mean, even without the monstergirl aspect, having a boss as cool as that would be an instant win. Her being a Danuki - a highly financially-minded, thoroughly competitive mamono with good business sense? Talk about being set for life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:53:02 2016 No.15137885 >>15137607 >slapping that big pale ass >"Kyaah."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:55:00 2016 No.15137891 >>15137860 I want to hold an asleep Dormouse queen over her throne and mimic her voice to demand tribute from her servants!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:56:10 2016 No.15137892 >>15137885 Lich's monotone cuteness can't be stopped! Lich is cute. Cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:57:47 2016 No.15137898 File: 506 KB, 1200x1074, 1461069652269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:58:50 2016 No.15137900 >>15137898 Sub-res needs to draw more sweater puppies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:59:28 2016 No.15137902 >>15137891 Like a ventriloquism act?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:02:54 2016 No.15137906 >>15137900 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:06:00 2016 No.15137911 >>15137902 But where do I put my hand so I can move her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:06:50 2016 No.15137912 File: 180 KB, 992x1294, 1456321858912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15137770 >First story with a Flow Kelp >She's relegated to Not-The-Main-Girl status Being a Flow Kelp is suffering how does a Business Lady Flow Kelp even work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:09:29 2016 No.15137915 >>15137912 >"Please step into my office" >She makes you swim 30 feet off the short >... >"You're probably wondering why I had you drag m-" >She starts drifting off into the horizon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:11:05 2016 No.15137918 >>15137915 Hah. Pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:12:11 2016 No.15137921 >>15137915 And yet she still manages to secure all the deals for her department, what a hard worker When the currents drift her back home we should throw her a thank you party

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:12:38 2016 No.15137923 >>15137915 >her "officer furniture" is just a variety of floating water toys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:14:37 2016 No.15137929 >>15137923 >"Please, take a seat." >You spend half a minute trying to sit on drift wood

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:14:38 2016 No.15137930
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There's this dorky guy in my russian class, short lots of acne ETC.

He always told this story about going to Russia for a shady internship-thing, then getting deported after accidentally overstaying his visa, and marrying the daughter of his host family.

I thought he was full of shit.

Then today I went to a Russian department event and there he was with his (amazingly gorgeous, roughly foot taller) russian wife. Then the Russian department head went over and reminisced with him about his wacky time over there.

He's a literal harem protagonist, what the fuck? Things like that aren't supposed to happen in real life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:16:23 2016 No.15137934 File: 246 KB, 1000x1000, 1435648223849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An unsightly beast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:17:49 2016 No.15137938 >>15137930 >roughly foot taller russian wife Well, i see he has won the game of life. >TFW no foot taller slav kiki to watch over you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:18:00 2016 No.15137940 >>15137892 Lich is the cutest monster girl!

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:20:08 2016 No.15137948

>>15137902
>Loli Dormouse is sleeping on your couch
>She sleeps so much that you can't help youself
>In an act of childish creativity you hold her hands and make her do a silly dance
>All while trying to mimic her voice and saying:
>"Hi i am a Dormouse and i like to sleep a lot!"
>Then you start venting out on her
>"I like to sleep on the floor when Anon is using the vaccum cleaner and it's really hard on him to move my sleeping body to clean properly!"
>Then you outright rant on her, making her do a more angry dance
>"I never like to take baths and i always leave the coke out of the fridge!"
>At that moment you realize what you just did
>Silently you leave her on the couch, still asleep and naive about what just happened
>And leave, never to talk about it ever again.
that's like one of those thing you have to try at least once before you die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:26:06 2016 No.15137965 >>15137948 I wouldn't want to live with that guilt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:29:41 2016 No.15137977 >>15137948 I wonder what the progress is on that Dormouse thing that drawfag was working on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:33:44 2016 No.15137987 >>15137948 She knew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:35:53 2016 No.15137994 File: 212 KB, 540x400, everything is fire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you marry a dark elf version of van darkholme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:36:42 2016 No.15137997 >>15137965 >Damn it onii-chan. How many times do I have to pretend sleep on your couch before you rape me?! Baka! You should feel bad for making her wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:55:55 2016 No.15138028 File: 554 KB, 800x800, doll love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't fuck dolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:57:03 2016 No.15138032 >>15138028 why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:57:45 2016 No.15138034 >>15138028 Too late. It's a shame she wasn't a monstergirl though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 22:57:54 2016 No.15138035 >>15138028 Can I cuddle them and give them head pats at least, cuddles are important in showing a doll that you love her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:00:09 2016 No.15138039 >>15138028 You better have a good reason why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:02:28 2016 No.15138046 >>15138032 >>15138039 porcelain probably doesn't feel good rubbing against your dick >>15138035 Sure, but she might not know how to respond.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:05:56 2016 No.15138060

>>15138046
That's fine she can respond however she please, like nuzzling into my hand when I pat her cute head. She can also respond by relaxing into me as she enjoys the physical intimacy of having me hold her to my chest and having her head rest listening to my heartbeat.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:08:19 2016 No.15138069
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So does anybody have a download link for that "Hellhound Adventure" game of which there was a screenshot posted a few threads ago? I tried searching it up but found nothing.

I need me some NerdHound.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:15:38 2016 No.15138094

Uh, hello?

Yeah, so Mike's been missing for several days now, the last we heard he was heading towards this patch of forest with a lot of bugs. Don't know why, noone goes there anymore - too much stinging and buzzing. We haven't heard from him since, and this site was open on his computer, as well as a note. It didn't say much, just a bit of weird shit, maybe you'd be able to tell? I'll paste the contents in a new paragraph:

'Friends, the Swarm calls and I heed. May you, too, be blessed by the Swarm, that their buzzing fill your hearts with warmth. I go now to my Queen.'

That's all there was. Does that mean anything to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:16:44 2016 No.15138099 >>15138094 The fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:17:40 2016 No.15138102 >>15138094 He alped into a bee, bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:19:44 2016 No.15138112 >>15138028 Don't tell me what to do! >>15138046 Then buy an onahole and put it in her crotch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:19:56 2016 No.15138115 >>15138094 >>>/w/iki

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:29:23 2016 No.15138135 One big mofu or several smaller mofus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:30:47 2016 No.15138143 >>15138135 Several smaller mofus that can fuse into one big mofu at will.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:31:26 2016 No.15138145
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Are there any stories of actual rape? I don't mean normal monster girl "rape" when its clear that guy likes it, but ones when he clearly is being forced against his will and is in distress

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:36:02 2016 No.15138156 >>15138094 I'm sorry to tell you this but Mike has a severe case of bad taste. You might never see him again because he might be Fucking bee pussy or worse performing erotic honey play on his waifu. Pray that he finds the light someday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:37:44 2016 No.15138163 File: 484 KB, 682x835, 1xL5IOek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138145 In It's Not The Fall That Kills You, the MC gets fucked through the floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:38:50 2016 No.15138166 >>15138145 it's not rape if you enjoy it though, most stories around here are not about rape but about MGs "aggressively" marrying people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:40:55 2016 No.15138175 >>15138145 Little Ushi has the guy kindof raping a... well, you probably can guess what monster it is.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:41:37 2016 No.15138179

>>15138145
Go a few years back into this website's history with monstergirls, before their moefication, and you'll see a lot of that sort of stuff. Actual scary rape, where the victim is Reuther killed afterward, or forced to live a painful existence in a cave or something, and not the "lol fearboner but she cuddles afterwards" stuff you see more frequently now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:42:10 2016 No.15138182 >>15138094 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:44:01 2016 No.15138186 >>15138163 Isn't that where the whole 'through the floor' thing came from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:44:31 2016 No.15138190 >>15138179 Wait, there was a moefication? Was KC some kind of degenerate back then or did people have another source for their monster girl shenanigans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:45:43 2016 No.15138194 >>15138186 Yep

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:48:39 2016 No.15138204 >>15138190 Sounds like he's talking about the MGQ setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:49:04 2016 No.15138207 >>15138179 And where can I find this? no snuff though

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:50:46 2016 No.15138215

>>15138190
KC wasn't as central back then. Now he's more relevant, and will pretty much be bound to come up in conversation when you talk about monstergirls in general.

It's funny, but KC has definitely changed from way back. Someone I spoke to said it was like he's been corrupted by his own works like a person in the MGE world would be corrupted by a monstergirl. He's went from making a guide one could use to be warned of monstergirls in that world, to the lovey-dovey sex obsessed waifu compendium it is now.
If we were on TVTropes, you might even use the phrase "Flanderization".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:52:20 2016 No.15138220 >>15138215 >TVTropes Evil sight if tabs and info

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:54:16 2016 No.15138231 >>15137854 >>15137855 Where I can find more of those pics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:55:54 2016 No.15138239 >>15138231 Buy the Official Books (TM). Or, I dunno, try diving in the wiki. They've probably got thousands of images between all the fanart and OCDonutsteels and scans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:57:07 2016 No.15138246 >>15138215 >>15138220 Go read the Kabaneri entry. Apparently they're using nuclear power. This fucking website, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 23:58:03 2016 No.15138252 >>15138215 Aren't the old edgy profiles mistranslated? I remember succubi types were eating human souls and killing people >>15138239 It's not on the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:01:20 2016 No.15138266 >>15138252 >It's not on the wiki. Well, clearly you don't need any help if you've already checked all 2500 images that quickly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:04:04 2016 No.15138274 >>15137930 Sounds like a legit dude. He must be charismatic, you should join his harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:08:48 2016 No.15138294 >>15138266 Well, it's not on jabber page. Where do you think it is? In someone's profile? Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:10:21 2016 No.15138297 >>15138294 >He thinks online projects made by random volunteers with extremely lax rules and regulations are going to be well-documented, tagged, and organized properly. Never worked on a wiki article before, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:11:01 2016 No.15138300 >>15138294 For fuck's sake newfriend, just go to a booru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:13:31 2016 No.15138307 Wurms are lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:17:48 2016 No.15138320 File: 490 KB, 800x713, thefirstshotisonmefufufu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15132949

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:18:08 2016 No.15138322 File: 233 KB, 600x562, ShiriHebi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138307 I dunno, anon. You never see Wurms ever wear sexy outfits like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:18:52 2016 No.15138325 >>15138320 LEWD LEWD WAY TOO LEWD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:19:26 2016 No.15138329 >>15138320 >that filename CARLOS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:20:11 2016 No.15138330 >>15138322 This looks like Sailor Mars, but as a Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:20:44 2016 No.15138332 File: 55 KB, 408x465, 1461215780236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138320 >more big goat tits Oh blessed be you wonderful man.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:20:58 2016 No.15138333
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>>15138307
Wurms are too dumb to be lewd. Lewdness isn't just having a nice body and riding husband through the floor. There's the attitude, the way you dress, the way you talk, walk, and act. Could you imagine a wurm trying to do pillow talk or wearing lingerie? None of it would make sense to her or she'd just see it as time spent not having you balls-deep in her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:22:22 2016 No.15138339 File: 177 KB, 600x404, qipao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138330 Black hair, hime-cut is a fairly common character trope in animoo/magna/LNs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:22:25 2016 No.15138340 >>15138320 You, you are my friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:24:11 2016 No.15138345 >>15138339 Also has Sailor Mars's color scheme. So that might be it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:25:49 2016 No.15138355 >>15138294 It was on the book's article page but got removed for NSFW. Needs censoring and re-uploaded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:29:48 2016 No.15138365 >>15138333 >Could you imagine a wurm trying to do pillow talk or wearing lingerie? Yes I can. >Oh you dirty boy! You're gonna ge- OOOH SHINY!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:30:46 2016 No.15138368 File: 308 KB, 599x587, 55053610_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138320 Hope she brought a straw

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:34:26 2016 No.15138386 >>15138368 We need more art of girls using their boobs for things.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:41:09 2016 No.15138403
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>Haaahhhnn~? You think we'll just let you pass? You stupid or something?
>Yo ain't this that guy who stole auntie's thong and wore it over his head?
>I think it is!
>Are you that guy who stole auntie's thong and wore it over his head?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:41:24 2016 No.15138404
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>>15138365
Just think about it. Why would she buy clothes that are going to get taken off right away (for that matter, do wurms even wear clothes)? Why make innuendos and tease a guy when she can just carry him off and fuck him? And on top of that, subtlety isn't really going to be your strong suit when you're as big as a rhino with the strength to match.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:43:03 2016 No.15138411 >>15134957 >>15134964 Who is this lovely girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:43:15 2016 No.15138412 >>15138403 Yes, I want to marry your Auntie!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:43:24 2016 No.15138413 >>15138404 Wurms are playful creatures.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:47:56 2016 No.15138420 File: 663 KB, 564x800, fa4a63039fbb4302b6f20afd2a2ae1b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138403 That depends, is one of these your auntie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:48:12 2016 No.15138421 >Some drawfag on /u/ drew a Living Armor ...huh. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:49:11 2016 No.15138425 >>15138420 >clearly showing large portions of areola Watch out for janitors, friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:49:23 2016 No.15138426 >>15138420 One to the left sure looks like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:49:31 2016 No.15138427 >>15138403 Wh...Why would I do that? Seriously? I may as well strip down and run around while naked. Do you want to see that? DO YOU?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:50:00 2016 No.15138428 >>15138403 I don't care about some shriveled old fox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:50:25 2016 No.15138429 >>15138421 >No image or post link. I, too, like fishing for attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:52:29 2016 No.15138432 >>15138403 >Stole Grils, she gave me these as 'souvenir'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:52:57 2016 No.15138433 >>15138429 I figured it would be best to just point out its existence and nothing more, given how this thread tends to react to /u/. But if you insist anon... >>>/u/2030508

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:54:03 2016 No.15138437 File: 280 KB, 500x833, 1407492285254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138432 She will expect you to pay back with interest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:54:24 2016 No.15138439 >>15138433 Holy shit, that's some high quality art. I ain't even mad. Nice find.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:56:07 2016 No.15138443 >>15138439 >Nice find It has been found once before several threads ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 00:56:54 2016 No.15138446 File: 128 KB, 250x250, 1440133247239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138433 Huh. Not bad at all. Good catch, anon. >Polishing weapon and armor girls is the equivalent of an intimate massage or foreplay I need this now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:01:33 2016 No.15138453 >>15138404 Wurms are wonderful things

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:01:42 2016 No.15138454 File: 1.10 MB, 1280x1666, 1432645259308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do we have any hybrids of different species of Monster? Like, Monet is a Harpy and Yuki-Onna in one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:08:23 2016 No.15138466 >>15138454 I don't know but I'm going to mix an alice and a hobgoblin to get the ultimate oppai loli imotou

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:09:05 2016 No.15138467 >>15138466 This is getting curiouser and curiouser!

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:11:53 2016 No.15138479

>>15138453
Never said they weren't just don't expect a night of cuddling on the couch where she leans into you just a bit too much, pushing her breasts into your side, laying her head on your shoulder so you get a whif of her perfume, draping her arm over your lap so that when you get hard like she knows you will she can act shocked, then looking t you with a mischievous grin, stroking you completely hard, and then leaning up to whisper that you'll have to hold on until later. A wurm will just say she wants to have sex and jump on you. They're cute in their own way, but not lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:12:06 2016 No.15138480 File: 377 KB, 600x850, 1389241832901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoth the Raven Girl: "Nevermore."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:12:44 2016 No.15138486 >>15138175 She wanted it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:13:54 2016 No.15138490 >>15138320 Literally just fapped and this is the first picture I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:14:09 2016 No.15138493 >>15138403 Who the fuck are you two?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:14:55 2016 No.15138494 >>15138480 Perched and sat on the back of my head, perched and sat, then nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:15:22 2016 No.15138496 >>15138320 M-Ma'am you can't pay your tab that way...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:15:40 2016 No.15138498 >>15138433 Ehhh. The human girl is a little too...I dunno. Can't put my finger on it. Kills the picture for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:16:28 2016 No.15138501 >>15138493 Your new nieces. They're not happy that you fucked their favorite aunt and sniffed her underwear.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:17:35 2016 No.15138504

>>15138480

But the Raven, sitting lonely with an ample bust, spoke only
That one word, as if her soul in that one word she did outpour.
Nothing farther then she uttered—not a feather then she fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow she will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the Raven said “Nevermore.”

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:18:50 2016 No.15138507 File: 712 KB, 896x1200, 3ecaf81c0af60ad899a07765e099eef6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138437 Any time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:23:57 2016 No.15138518 >>15138507 Good. Here's the plan. Phase 1: Collect underpants Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:27:13 2016 No.15138523 >>15138507 >??? >Not 'Breed profusely' Those cranky nieces need some new cousins to play with, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:28:14 2016 No.15138526 >>15138523 Damnit, meant for >>15138518

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:28:33 2016 No.15138528 >>15138501 Well I don't remember having such disrespectful nieces. I'm going to bop them on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:30:26 2016 No.15138535 File: 504 KB, 1000x935, 1430983053204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138528 >HAAAHHHNN? You wanna get slapped by nee-san?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:38:51 2016 No.15138544 File: 390 KB, 2048x1536, 1.3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even more Hellhonkers from that OniTengu guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:39:13 2016 No.15138546 >>15138535 I'm going to slap my balls on your nee-san!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:40:01 2016 No.15138548 >>15138535 But your nee-san isn't a brat like the two of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:40:44 2016 No.15138550 >>15138548 >>15138546 Nee-san will protect her imoutos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:41:57 2016 No.15138552 >>15138467 She'd be tiny, have huge breasts, and strength! I'd pat her head like the world depended on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:42:23 2016 No.15138553 >>15138550 I'm gonna rape Nee-san, then her imoutos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:42:57 2016 No.15138555 >>15138544 >Dat tail I want to tossel her hair.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 01:59:25 2016 No.15138582

>>15138555
Oh, that reminds me. Any anons have any sketches they want to see cleaned up? Y'know, stuff like >>15138544 that suffers from uneven lighting, smudges, sutff in the background, odd colouration, etc?

Though fair warning, I might not have time to do it tonight, though I should have time tomorrow afternoon. I need some practice in photoshop since it's been a while since I last drew something. This is a good warmup to get back into the habit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:09:16 2016 No.15138610 File: 83 KB, 510x640, 1436326332538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Golly-gee, what is this my lusty eyes see! A boy fast asleep, his turgid tallywacker mine to keep! Now to his dick suck and to bless my luck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:10:41 2016 No.15138615 >>15138610 What happens if you wake up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:12:54 2016 No.15138620 >>15138615 Well what does a guy do if he wakes up to an Alp sucking him off, an Alple bottom hovering over his face?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:14:35 2016 No.15138623 >>15138620 Make her take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:20:32 2016 No.15138633 File: 604 KB, 848x1200, 1443717546922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another Succubus appears!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:21:19 2016 No.15138635 >>15138633 Come here! It's time for you head pat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:24:26 2016 No.15138643 >>15138620 Pop the emergency potion I've got in my false tooth. It's got humpty egg, manticore venom, and holst milk in it, lets see if she can drink all that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:32:47 2016 No.15138662 >>15138620 Time for the milk! Only alps I'll accept are pudgy ones with thick thighs, big bottoms, and soft middles. Breasts can remain small until they hit stage three. Nothing bigger than B

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:32:49 2016 No.15138663 File: 47 KB, 821x1021, 1457599665608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY ONEE-SAN CAN BEAT UP YOUR ONEE-SAN!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:52:38 2016 No.15138719 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please make sure to properly listen to your himedere, they are quite fragile in reality so having someone they have a crush on, not listen to them will cause trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:57:28 2016 No.15138736 >>15138368 That lip thing is fucking adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 02:58:32 2016 No.15138741 File: 629 KB, 1000x1128, 1431346831073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138663 Haaahhhn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:00:34 2016 No.15138751 >>15138663 >>15138741 My onee-san can beat up both of your onee-sans COMBINED

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:01:58 2016 No.15138754 >>15138751 You don't even have an onee-san!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:04:10 2016 No.15138759 >>15138741 Cumflate the musclebus!

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:07:12 2016 No.15138766

>>15138663
My onee-san could beat up your onee-san, easily. That said, my OTHER onee-sans would be annoyed at her if she fell back into violent ways, so she'd probably just tie up your onee-san and leave her bound up in highly plain attire while nuns lecture her about modesty.

Then we'd get ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:07:14 2016 No.15138767 >>15138754 Nothing can beat the nothing we are all destined to return to

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:08:43 2016 No.15138769 >>15138741 Why do delinquents squat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:11:46 2016 No.15138778 File: 106 KB, 850x762, 1440807892934-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138766 >Onee-san harem That's some fine taste right there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:11:47 2016 No.15138779 File: 705 KB, 3264x2448, Bestimproveyourbackmuscles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138719 I got a Lantern dere, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:12:29 2016 No.15138783 File: 256 KB, 439x500, 1449260754296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138769 To get swole!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:13:34 2016 No.15138787 >>15138783 >>15138778 >no story of a kid and his gang of thugdere, /fit/ nee-sans

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:16:06 2016 No.15138800 >>15138787 Is he a meek little shota who they act uncharacteristically nice around and indirectly protect because he's one of the only boys who acts nice towards them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:17:01 2016 No.15138805 >>15138779 Sure, why not? >>15138783 I want my thugdere neesans to practice their paizuri on me so they can 'teach me when a girl is shit at this stuff.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:17:10 2016 No.15138807 >>15138800 I dunno, I'm a complete hack so I shouldn't be involved in this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:22:24 2016 No.15138823 File: 2.98 MB, 295x166, 1424105218381.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys want anything written?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:36:43 2016 No.15138872 >>15138823 Well I could use a brain, and my friends could use a heart and some courage. Could you give us those?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:37:03 2016 No.15138874 >>15138872 I look like a humbug to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:37:46 2016 No.15138880 >>15138874 You posted an Elf, of course I do.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:40:31 2016 No.15138889

>>15138823
I think that taking requests for writing is a bad idea
Just write whatever you want

Although letting others impose limits on your writing can be a good way to improve, so I'll give you a few

The story has to be written in 3rd person omniscient
The MC has to be a monster girl
You have to include at least one sad event (it can be something small or insignificant)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:43:00 2016 No.15138895 >>15138889 >The story has to be written in 3rd person omniscient Joke's on you, that's what I always use! >The MC has to be a monster girl That sounds like it would be really, really gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:45:29 2016 No.15138904 >>15138895 It doesn't have to be porn. You don't have to talk about Anon's prehensile whale penis with megaliters of semen in his balls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:45:41 2016 No.15138905 >>15138895 >That sounds like it would be really, really gay. Fuck you, I'd want a story that talks about a Wurm's day at the beach and her misadventures.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:45:43 2016 No.15138906 >>15138895 >That sounds like it would be really, really gay. Nobody said you had to write smut. That'd just be weird, reading a sex scene from the girl's perspective.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:45:44 2016 No.15138907 >>15138895 >MC is female >lol, you gay bro? Just because it’s the MC doesn't mean she has to be a self-insert.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:47:30 2016 No.15138912 >>15138889 >The MC has to be a monster girl Why? It's shit

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:49:47 2016 No.15138918

>>15138905
>Wurm's day at the beach
Dear diary, today I went to the beach. There were crabs at the beach but I couldn't find their weakpoints. That's because they were weak all over. And crunchy. Crabs don't taste very good.
Then I went in the sea and dived in the bottom (Anon said I sank because I can't swim but he's wrong because I'm just really fast at diving) and there were clams there, and they were gross and muddy and I swallowed a pearl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:51:09 2016 No.15138922 File: 123 KB, 617x1000, gamer holst.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No poll this time /mgt/, sorry about that. Please expect the next one later next week though. Goodnight /mgt/ >>15138800 >>15138787 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:52:39 2016 No.15138929 >>15138922 She's lookin a bit thick there

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:52:58 2016 No.15138930 >>15138922 What does she play? CKII?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:54:26 2016 No.15138933 >>15138922 Unf. Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:58:04 2016 No.15138937 >>15138922 That's one of the better faces you done, at least in my opinion Those underboobs are godly too That handheld looks like it should be falling, I'm not sure if it's a perspective thing or just it's placement tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 03:59:21 2016 No.15138941 >>15138922 HUGE HOLST HEINIE LIKE GOD DAMN THAT ASS IS FAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:00:55 2016 No.15138944 File: 327 KB, 1500x1335, 1450224403519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15138922 >Holst with a DS I want to lay in her lap as we hunt dragons together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:02:13 2016 No.15138949 >>15138922 getting better at faces, I like it Are faces a particularly difficult part? It seems a lot of other artists have trouble with them. that and hands/feet.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:02:31 2016 No.15138951

>>15138912
>Why?
Because it forces the story to be focused on the monster girl herself and not just interactions with her

>it's shit
It can be shit and it can also be great, just like any stories it all comes down to execution
It's harder to write than a male MC so it's more prone to be shit, I can't say that you are wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:04:51 2016 No.15138963 >>15138787 >>15138800 >>15138805 >tfw everyone thinks you're a badass in charge of your gang of /fit/ thugdere onee-sans >tfw it's just supposed to be date night

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:14:34 2016 No.15138991 >>15138433 You kidding me? That shit isn't even new.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:18:18 2016 No.15138997 File: 274 KB, 2000x336, MC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Character design finally done :>

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:19:10 2016 No.15138999 >>15138997 >Catboy >boy DELETE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:21:03 2016 No.15139007 >>15138999 I support lore diversity

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:21:25 2016 No.15139008 File: 1.13 MB, 959x537, 1461831685270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even know what to make of this....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:22:10 2016 No.15139011 >>15139007 Hey I'm a fucking deviant too but this is not the place for spiky cat dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:22:31 2016 No.15139012 >>15138997 Need pointy ears on the one on the far right. Delete catboi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:22:52 2016 No.15139013 >>15138999 Next you're going to say you don't even support yuri couples or submissive hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:24:00 2016 No.15139016 >>15139013 I don't support either of those, that's right. Well maybe yuri is okay in other places, but certainly not here. This is a wholesome Christian thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:24:30 2016 No.15139019 >>15139008 Remove nose and you get an 'a'. Remember the rule, "if it has a snout, get the fuck out.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:24:58 2016 No.15139020 >>15139008 It's just a fox that needs to brush up on her transformation magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:25:38 2016 No.15139021 >>15139016 >wholesome Next thing you'll tell me is that we are not in favor of premarital sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:26:26 2016 No.15139025 >>15139021 Of course not. Which is why Unicorn is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:26:44 2016 No.15139028 >>15139021 Of course we're not. Sex constitutes marriage, like the traditional kitsune contract of making him cum three times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:28:20 2016 No.15139034 File: 194 KB, 728x1065, 1435786453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139020 Crabman's foxes have pointy little noses. For whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:28:49 2016 No.15139036 File: 144 KB, 850x626, MGChighscoolmagicclass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How well do you think humans would do with learning magic concepts when the MGs finally get here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:29:50 2016 No.15139037 >>15139036 It's a long process.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:30:40 2016 No.15139041 >>15139011 Asui Tsuyu is a frog girl doesnt mean she has a frog's reproductive system

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:31:14 2016 No.15139043 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x1592, Come hither, my apprentice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139036 Apprentice yourself to a Lich and you'll be raising skeletons just like the pros!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:31:17 2016 No.15139044 >>15139036 It's magic, ain't gotta explain shit. >>15139041 Tsuyu can puke out her stomach, who's to say she doesn't lay eggs?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:31:23 2016 No.15139046

>>15139036
World goes to war over resources being irrelevant thanks to magic, no one bothers to even try after the first attempt nearly destroys everyone, faceless boys and faceless old men appear everywhere to propagate their kin and everyone is weak to literal mind blowing sex orgies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:32:01 2016 No.15139047 >>15139034 That has a snout and fur. It's furry. If you want to make some Japanese exceptionalism distinction, it's kemono art. [TL note: kemono is Japanese for "furry"]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:33:51 2016 No.15139053 >>15139044 Isn't her family all of them frog like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:37:17 2016 No.15139060 >>15139043 To life, to life I'll bring them With just one small injection, LIKE THIS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:37:43 2016 No.15139061 File: 400 KB, 1024x1509, 1445456101264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139020 >>15139034

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:40:56 2016 No.15139072 >>15139061 >full body fur >button nose Ayyyyy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:41:05 2016 No.15139073 >>15139061 >Swimsuit loli kitsune who can transform into a busty bombshell using her tails at will. Nice. Haven't read any chapters with her, but she seems alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:47:25 2016 No.15139084 >>15138997 >>15139007 Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:52:40 2016 No.15139098 >>15138997 Character designs for what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:53:01 2016 No.15139099 >>15139098 Monsterboy Island.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:53:58 2016 No.15139102 >>15138997 And you didn't even delete it. What a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 04:55:28 2016 No.15139104 >>15139098 some manga contest being hosted in my uni

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:04:03 2016 No.15139120 >>15139072 I still would. She's still far more human than animal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:24:47 2016 No.15139164 File: 673 KB, 848x1200, 1457676586588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...you want some?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:26:02 2016 No.15139167 >>15139164 N-no, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:26:23 2016 No.15139169 >>15139120 Just like most of bipedal furries

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:28:03 2016 No.15139171 >>15139169 Not him, but most furries don't look like that. If they did I would probably fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:30:34 2016 No.15139174 >>15139164 No thanks, I'm vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:33:47 2016 No.15139184 Been drinking Just want to remind everyone here they're love by me No Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:34:10 2016 No.15139185 >>15139164 I'm fine. I'll just go and get My own food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:34:26 2016 No.15139186 >>15139164 Sure, I can cook it for you if you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:35:34 2016 No.15139187 File: 495 KB, 721x995, 1444836467537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139184 Want seconds?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:37:40 2016 No.15139189

>>15139171
It's a broad label with a lot of appearances. As someone who faps to furry and sees massive overlap with kemonomimi and monster girl, I have to accept the definitions as set by this community.
Doesn't matter if they're Western toon furries, or the smaller more animalistic digitigrade pudgeballs common to the artists of circle Mayoineko, or the much more human-like furries of Sao Satoru and crabman.

The threshold for getting sperged out of this thread is body fur and a less human face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:38:04 2016 No.15139191 >>15139164 You do mean to cook that first, right?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:43:40 2016 No.15139199

>Be Zipanguese teenager
>On my way to the school temple
>If I'm late Ryu-sensei will scold me again
>Running with a piece of toast in my mouth when some floating cloth blinds me
>Try to remove it but it sticks onto me
>It slowly forms into a woman
>It's an Ittan-momen
>Proceed to get raped for the first time, losing my virginity, purity and dignity all at once
>One hour and 7 ejaculations later she finally releases me
>Enter the fœtal position and start crying
>She becomes flustered and tries to comfort me by rubbing my back
>It doesn't help, I'm too broken from having been just raped by a complete stranger
>She suddenly speaks her first word "Sorry."
>Turn around to see that her cold rapist expression from earlier has turned into a warm expression of empathy
>She looks even sadder than me, if she could, she would be crying too
>Realize that laying there in despair won't lead me anywhere
>She probably didn't mean any harm when she assaulted me, I'll give her a chance
>Ask her to take responsibility
>She nods in confusion, she didn't understand what I meant
>Ask her to stay with me and make up for the pain she afflicted to me
>Her expression softens up and she immediately accepts
>Slowly stand up on my shaking legs
>She dusts me off and cleans the semen and all her juices which stained my clothes
>After meditating for a bit and taking a large breath I reluctantly stick out my hand for her to hold
>She looks at it for a moment before wrapping her end to my wrist
>I just want to go home and cry on my bed, but I have to be merciful and show kindness just like Ryu-sensei taught me
>Muster the strenght to ask for her name
>She doesn't have one, the poor girl most likely never even had a discussion in her life
>Decide to name her Aoi, her eyes sparkles when I tell her her new name
>Spend the rest of the day walking around and talking with her
>She is strange, unexpressive and doesn't understand the world too well but deep inside she's a good person
>All she wanted was some love and rape was her only way to ask for it
>I might have lost my virginity today, but I gained a soulmate

I just wanted to write a cute scene where an Ittan-momen ties herself to her husband, I don't know how it turned out like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:47:16 2016 No.15139205 >>15139199 What a cute greentext for a cumrag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:49:56 2016 No.15139210 >>15139199 Cute, not a huge fan of Ittan-Momen but that wasn't bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 05:58:35 2016 No.15139222 File: 803 KB, 830x1200, 1453640384839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So is anyone going to write that "dude summons demon, get's tender-loving-femdommed" thingy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:08:43 2016 No.15139244 >>15139187 >tfw no fit blue oni to go drinking with

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:09:51 2016 No.15139246 >>15139222 Why? There's a million of those already. It's like asking if somebody has a pressing need to write about an elf getting raped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:10:52 2016 No.15139248 >>15139246 O-okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:11:19 2016 No.15139252 File: 2.43 MB, 424x240, I want to be the Evil Brief that tags along with them.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139222 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:15:16 2016 No.15139258 >>15139252 Kneesocks best demon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:15:40 2016 No.15139261 >>15139246 >There's a million of those already You sure about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:17:19 2016 No.15139269 >>15139261 Yes. There's 4 hentai anime alone with that basic plot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:17:58 2016 No.15139271 >>15139246 God, I HATE elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:18:48 2016 No.15139275 >>15139271 Take a hike dwarf. No monsterboys allowed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:19:09 2016 No.15139277 >>15139271 I hate nipon version of elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:25:56 2016 No.15139289 File: 475 KB, 797x1070, 757fec5ff184a062ca3ad2eb8f554dbb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139271 Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:26:32 2016 No.15139292 >>15139277 You mean the version that gets raped 24/7? Why? It's the only good type of elves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:27:01 2016 No.15139294 >>15139289 I've yet to meet an elf that didn't gush when she got hit across the face with a huge dildo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:27:42 2016 No.15139296 >>15139292 Nice shit taste you have there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:34:34 2016 No.15139308 >>15139036 The true nature of human futility is discovered as human mages struggle with being able to believe in the essence of the phenomenons they conjure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:34:46 2016 No.15139309 >>15139296 Do you unironically like "hurr durr we are superior beings and we look at everyone like shit" western elves? Wow, talking about shit taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:37:17 2016 No.15139312 >>15139309 >If you don't like one extreme you like the other

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:40:25 2016 No.15139317 >>15139309 Fuck dude. Why are you full rapebait or full thundercunt? Where is your moderation? >>15139312 Fucking this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:42:26 2016 No.15139323 >>15139312 Best elf is one with a japanese body for dem soft curves and the attitude of an old fairytale domestic elf. The perfect housewife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:46:27 2016 No.15139329 orz Accidentally clicked away while hitting backspace during a long greentext I was about to submit. That's the last time I write in the reply box.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:49:10 2016 No.15139333 >>15139329 >Not writing in word and then copypasting over It is a powerfully painful lesson isn't it? I used to accidentally hit escape and do the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:56:48 2016 No.15139355 File: 450 KB, 2048x1620, Hellhound And Kobold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really like the way this guy draws tits

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:57:59 2016 No.15139357 >>15139355 >Kobold & Hellhound Two canines from the opposite ends of the spectrum... together, they fight crime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:59:04 2016 No.15139362 >>15139355 >Smug Hellhound trying to corrupt a pure innocent Kobold Put her in a cage!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:00:18 2016 No.15139363 >>15139329 I did that once. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:03:42 2016 No.15139369 There should be a place where men share their monster related conquests

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:05:42 2016 No.15139372 >>15139369 We call it "The Tabern".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:07:35 2016 No.15139376 >>15139372 You all meet in a tavern.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:12:06 2016 No.15139383 >>15139362 What if the pure innocent Kobold is corrupting the smug Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:16:29 2016 No.15139392 >>15139383 That would be an interesting turn of events I want to see that And the Kobold would deserve a bone for her good deed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:27:34 2016 No.15139412 >>15139383 Someone stop that Kobold!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:32:46 2016 No.15139427 >>15139412 Why? She's just teaching that Hellhound some manners Would you rather a Hellhound ask for consent and then gently rape you? Or just have her violently rape you straight up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:33:59 2016 No.15139428 >>15139427 Consent then Violently rape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:36:20 2016 No.15139434 File: 1.61 MB, 1200x1400, 1433317760826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Father, what am I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:36:21 2016 No.15139433 >>15139428 Looks like we have a deal

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:38:39 2016 No.15139439 >>15139427 Violently

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:40:29 2016 No.15139446 >>15139434 A Yetitsune.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:46:26 2016 No.15139462 >>15139434 God knows what

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:55:44 2016 No.15139481

>>15139369
That's an interesting concept

>A group of men gathering to boast about their achievements
>They all do bold things to impress the others
>For each member that enters the group, one is husbando'd after he attempted to do something crazy
>Farewell Timmy, may your Wurm wife take good care of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:02:30 2016 No.15139493 >>15139481 Would the Husbando club be raided by the wife club?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:03:16 2016 No.15139496 >>15139493 Yes, if the hubbies stay out after curfew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:15:29 2016 No.15139518 >>15139355 That Hellhound looks awfully smug, it's like she's challenging a guy to fuck the poor innocent kobold to prove his worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:17:49 2016 No.15139527 >>15139481 >Farewell Timmy, may your Wurm wife take good care of you that sounds like one hell of a story

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:20:16 2016 No.15139534 >>15139527 A Boy and His Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:27:55 2016 No.15139558 So I've really been getting into Kamen Rider lately and it got me thinking, is there any Kamen Rider monster girls considering they're insect themed any all?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:32:53 2016 No.15139565 >>15139558 Verdant Blade, the silence wreathed protector of forest shotas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:58:44 2016 No.15139619 >>15139558 the closest thing i can think of is that Beetle soldier girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:30:26 2016 No.15139692 >>15138922 It's okay, oh man that's one fantastic holst. Glad she picked up gaming. >holst underboob All it needs is nip peek/slip and leaking milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:48:38 2016 No.15139745 File: 179 KB, 544x480, Oh Hello there.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:51:05 2016 No.15139756 >>15139745 I wish i had a Gazer to mercilessly bully into a loving relationship with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:59:30 2016 No.15139791 >>15139745 >No monster girl to mutually masturbate for each other with I'd also settle for having a friendly cam chat with a Wurm and her forgetting it was switched on when she went to get changed into her pyjamas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:01:41 2016 No.15139805 >>15139745 Why are gazers so creepy looking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:03:08 2016 No.15139808 >>15138411 Just an original drawn by http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1462076 sadly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:05:24 2016 No.15139813 File: 2.93 MB, 400x372, 1403763440668.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139805 You say creepy, I say cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:08:38 2016 No.15139825 >>15139813 She looks like a yandere stalker in that previous gif though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:12:09 2016 No.15139833 >>15139825 >>15139825 I like yandere a lot, but I don't feel anything with gazer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:12:29 2016 No.15139834 >>15139825 Don't worry anon, those sharp teeth only make blowjobs feel better than usual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:24:00 2016 No.15139863 >>15138433 The human looks wierd as fuck, and apart from that >yurishit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:33:33 2016 No.15139884 File: 285 KB, 706x1000, 44457126_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:41:37 2016 No.15139902 >>15138582 I wouldn't mind seeing you test your skills out on the hellhound picture you linked to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:42:51 2016 No.15139905 >>15138922 >that underboob Hnnngh

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:49:28 2016 No.15139917
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>>15139355
>>15139902

Ha ha! Jokes on you. First image I saw after waking up with the linked one, so I was already working on that when you asked.

I think I went a bit too tough on the greys, but it was a quick-and-dirty job and the smudging was a bit excessive in the sketch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:50:40 2016 No.15139919 >>15139917 Goddamn, that looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:51:18 2016 No.15139920 >>15139884 >tfw no lewd succubus maid to embarrass and dress in prim maid outfits Is there no hope?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:51:30 2016 No.15139921 >>15139917 >>15139919 Jesus Christ, that quadrupled the file size. Give me a minute to try and save one of a more reasonable size. Don't save that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:51:44 2016 No.15139923 >>15139355 >he didn't do an oppai Kobold Fug

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:52:43 2016 No.15139924 >>15139923 Kobolds are good as they are, Anon, why do you want to ruin a Kobold by giving her bigger tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:52:48 2016 No.15139925 >>15139921 Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:53:50 2016 No.15139927 >>15139924 Because Kobolds have different bodytypes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:54:22 2016 No.15139929 File: 478 KB, 2048x1620, 1461841008093B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139355 >>15139917 >>15139919 >>15139921 There we go. Much better. Back to the original size, and no side-by-side difference between the PNG and the jpeg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:55:18 2016 No.15139930 >>15139929 That's the ticket.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:56:00 2016 No.15139934 >>15139355 What's this guy's Twitter again?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:57:26 2016 No.15139936

>>15139929
>>15139930
I'm a bit sad I wiped out some of the grey shading. But when it comes this sort of work, the time it takes to get done increases exponentially with the more discrimination you use. Though I did learn a lot so I can do the next one faster and likely better looking.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:04:54 2016 No.15139942
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>>15139934
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0
>>15139936
I can appreciate the fact that it looks like it was ran through a scanner, when in reality it was just good editing skills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:07:56 2016 No.15139949 >>15139942 Got an appointment with someone this afternoon. But I'll probably give this (any others linked to my post right here) a cleanup attempt when I get back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:08:47 2016 No.15139952 >>15139949 Bless you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:20:57 2016 No.15139973 File: 26 KB, 244x279, smuggestfox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nerds

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:20:58 2016 No.15139974 Uh-Oh! Your Monster Girl Daughter has developed C.U.P Chronic Upsies Precondition! You now need to give Daughter Upsies every time you want her to do something! How do you react

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:21:49 2016 No.15139975 >>15139973 You're a nerd!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:22:22 2016 No.15139977 >>15139973 Wanna go with me to the movies? There's a great nerd-flick in the theaters that we're not allowed to talk about in this thread. >>15139974 I bop her on the head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:22:53 2016 No.15139979 >>15139974 Teach her that there's more to the world than just upsies Like piggyback rides

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:22:56 2016 No.15139980 >>15139974 If she has wings, she can do it by herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:23:02 2016 No.15139981 >>15139974 Pick her up and start shaking her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:23:24 2016 No.15139982 >>15139974 But my daughteru is a grown woman, what madness is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:24:14 2016 No.15139985 >>15139981 No no no, don't shake the baby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:24:14 2016 No.15139986 >>15139973 Nice nerd eyebrows >>15139974 Grab her by the feet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:24:34 2016 No.15139987 File: 154 KB, 552x800, bfc52f1e853d4e3acdf9dce89c4408e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139974 Give her a pogo stick. If she wants upsies all the time she has to learn to become self sufficient.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:25:29 2016 No.15139989 >>15139985 Ready Ike? Kick the baby!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:29:19 2016 No.15139993 File: 205 KB, 600x938, lolihebi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139986 >Grab her by the feet Uhhh...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:30:30 2016 No.15139995 >>15139974 Seeing as I have a broken hand at the moment, I'll have to improvise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:36:28 2016 No.15140012 >>15139993 I grab her by the tail

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:41:45 2016 No.15140023 >>15140012 Congratulations, your daughter is now confused as to why the tip of her tail feels weird when touched

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:43:10 2016 No.15140025 >>15140023 Don't make me yank on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:44:41 2016 No.15140029 >>15140025 Relax, Anon I'm just yanking your tail here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:44:41 2016 No.15140030 >>15140023 That's when you have to teach her about the birds and bees. Can't have her feeling awkward over something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:46:32 2016 No.15140033 >>15140029 CHARON NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:48:35 2016 No.15140038 >>15140033 What if I laugh at all of Charon's puns on my way to Hades? Will she rape me then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:49:34 2016 No.15140042 >>15140038 She'll chain you to an oar and make you row her ferry for all eternity while listening to her puns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:53:26 2016 No.15140051 >>15140042 >She'll chain you to an oar and make you row her ferry But that's her job! Since when was Charon a slacker?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:53:59 2016 No.15140053 File: 463 KB, 1300x1000, Down the River Styx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140051 Since always.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:03:01 2016 No.15140076 I want to join the gaming club at MGC High and snuggle with the loser monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:05:00 2016 No.15140082 >>15140076 Loser

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:05:22 2016 No.15140083 >>15140076 Loser

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:05:53 2016 No.15140085

>>15140038
>Anon gets called to Hades' office
>"Please, take a seat."
>Takes a seat
>Hades looks at him dead in the eyes and takes a sip from his ash smelling mug
>"Coffee?"
>Anon shakes his head
>"Yeah, that machines been broken for eternity anyhow."
>Then what are you drink-
>"You're probably wondering why you're here, Anonymous. So I'll cut to the chase."
>"You laughed at her puns, didn't you?"
>Anon fidgests
>"Anon. I know you're new here and all. But you don't-ugh."
>"We've been... getting some complaints lately. About Charon. And it seems her puns have been... ramping up lately."
>"Ever since you were brought here."
>Hades I-
>"Just call me D."
>"Uh, D, I can explai-
>"Anon- ugh. I'm... I'm going to have to write you in for the intensive torture. I just- We can't- t-there's rules, Anon."
>D, come on
>"Hey hey hey, I'm sorry. I don't want to- okay, maybe I kind of do- but we can't just let you off for altering the natural order."
>Bu-
>"I'm sorry, man. I can't just- I mean, that's just how things are here, you know? Jus- I don't- I mean, you brought this upon yourself, man."
>But I didn't know!
>"I know, I know. We should probably put a sign or something but that'll mess with her self esteem and she's already gloomy as is."
>Is it... Is it going to hurt?
>"You're damn right it's going to hurt."
>"Ugh...Look, if it makes you feel any better; I'll-I'll lower the rent on your apartment. That's on me."
>"But I'm sorry, man. you can't- you just don't do that, man."
>"Talk to the Hellhound at the front. She'll give you directions."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:07:49 2016 No.15140092 >>15140082 >>15140083 Call me what you wish, I have ladies!

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:07:51 2016 No.15140093

If monstergirls exist I woukd be the sluttiest cam whore on the internet. I would read aloud books while near naked, occasionally ranting about monstergirls objectifying men. Make a living off of desperate nerds giving me donations. That would be a great life. I really envy camwhores

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:08:37 2016 No.15140096 >>15140092 Fat smelly NEET monster girls are hardly ladies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:09:39 2016 No.15140100 >>15140093 That'd probably be the easiest way of income too Until you get one of those that has been watching you cam since the very first time and has been totally not stalking you in any way shape or form

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:10:21 2016 No.15140104 >>15140093 You know at least one of them would try to get into your house and rape you right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:10:41 2016 No.15140105 >>15140096 They are soft and cuddly! I'm going to pat their big rears and get a good feeling of their large rears!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:11:51 2016 No.15140109 >>15140100 >>15140104 As if that's going to happen. Those nerds dont even know my real name or my address!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:12:24 2016 No.15140110 >>15140109 That's what you think

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:14:46 2016 No.15140111 >>15140105 They smell and are awkward. They don't know how to treat a boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:15:42 2016 No.15140112 >>15140110 Its not like I'm the only male who gives them attention! Its not like they fantasize about ravishing me senseless everyday setting up an idol shrine of me! Geez they have lives too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:19:00 2016 No.15140117 >>15140109 Until an Ookukade pays her monoeye friend to dox you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:22:13 2016 No.15140122

>>15140111
Then I can teach them.
And they smell lovely.

Although I will enjoy them trying to get a close to me as they can on the couch.

They'd start far away but then they'd get squeeze in tight to me until theres a mono eye pressing against my left, a chubby omukade on my left, and a portly alp in my lap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:28:45 2016 No.15140141 >>15140117 What is she gonna do? Rape me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:29:44 2016 No.15140144 >>15140141 ... Yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:30:21 2016 No.15140146 >>15140122 >alp Ruined it. Stop trying to force your tranny fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:31:56 2016 No.15140153 >>15140146 They're nerds, although you are right about the need for diversity. Perhaps a bottom heavy crow tengu would be great, or an anubis with huge dork glasses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:33:36 2016 No.15140161 File: 148 KB, 600x514, 1439972803536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140146 There is literally nothing wrong with an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:35:40 2016 No.15140167 File: 452 KB, 952x1260, 1454625377701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140161 Nibble on thighs and kiss tummy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:39:21 2016 No.15140177 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:41:02 2016 No.15140183 >>15140177 Would you do it on a quilt on a meadow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:44:05 2016 No.15140193 File: 186 KB, 800x800, 062e98dde647954d96a83f3da1c906a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Automatons when?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:59:01 2016 No.15140227

>Your Cheshire imouto will never mentally condition you while you sleep to become uncontrollably horny whenever she says certain key phrases
>She'll never use it to get you to fuck her in potentially embarrassing situations
>She'll never screw up one day and end up making herself a legend on her first day of college due to you fucking her in the ass right there in the dorm hallway while all the other freshmen were moving in as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:02:02 2016 No.15140239 >>15140227 What a lovely imouto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:05:01 2016 No.15140246 >>15139329 Orz? Happy Camper? Are you here to play? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEES8BeNCg Why did you remind me of the most terrifying "race" in SC 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:05:17 2016 No.15140248 >>15136405 Google image search only brings up fucking Know Your Meme, anyone have a title for this one? All I got is that it's Pokemon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:05:23 2016 No.15140249 >>15140227 Fat cat ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:08:09 2016 No.15140256 >>15140193 >exhentai >search filters: english, cynthia >12 results found God damn, I'd rant about spoonfeeding, but I feel sorry for anyone so bad at finding doujins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:09:12 2016 No.15140260 >>15140246 orz is an emoticon. Imagine it being the head, arms, and legs of a person. God why are these remixes so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W_fzCW0L84 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6uPw35j-Ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:09:29 2016 No.15140262 >>15140256 My bad, meant for >>15140248

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:15:07 2016 No.15140275

>>15140260
Yeah i'm aware of it. Their entire "race" is essentially an illusion to allow others to comprehend what they see.

The Orz is simply an eldrith being being trying to move itself into 'heavy space' aka where humans live. The worst part its doing its hardest to try and "sniff" the humans, allowing it to wipe humanity out. If it wasnt for the Arliou to 'hide' humans, they would have wiped out humanity.

SC2 has both a good story and a good OST + remixes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:17:53 2016 No.15140286 >>15140256 >>15140262 I didn't even think about trying tags, fuck. I've had like 2 hours of sleep and had an ichthyology exam this morning so I'm braindead. I found it, sorry.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:18:26 2016 No.15140288
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>>15140246
>Your weirdo shut-in neighbor suddenly starts screaming for hours on end
>Bloody handprints on his window
>You go to tell him to shut it
>A cute and bubbly Sahuagin opens the door
>She doesn't seem to speak your language very well
>Babbles some nonsense when you ask about the blood on the walls
>The weirdo doesn't seem to live there anymore
>The Sahuagin seems cool tho
>She seems like she's flirting with you every time you meet, but with the language thing you can't tell for sure
How hard or softly would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:20:04 2016 No.15140291 >>15140288 Let me summarize the aggregate of future responses: >Moved in with another guy OMG UsedGoods 3DPD donotwant >Murdered guy Y-y-yandere m-m-oe~

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:20:44 2016 No.15140293 >>15140249 The fattest of feline fannies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:22:48 2016 No.15140301 File: 452 KB, 1800x2250, 1459582210309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140249

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:23:22 2016 No.15140303 File: 384 KB, 960x960, 1415131096287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say "aaahhnn~"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:25:33 2016 No.15140307 >>15140303 I HATE elves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:26:51 2016 No.15140310 >>15140307 But she's a kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:27:51 2016 No.15140311 >>15140303 That looks delicious Did you make that yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:27:55 2016 No.15140312 >>15140303 You forgot to say please mam, don't be silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:28:44 2016 No.15140315 File: 409 KB, 950x1385, 1461787438113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140310 I do not trust knife-ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:32:23 2016 No.15140327 >>15140315 All monstergirls are knife-ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:32:48 2016 No.15140330 >>15140315 I want to hug a pear-shaped Elf's hips from behind when I come back from work and then deposit my love inside them after dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:32:52 2016 No.15140331 File: 862 KB, 1032x1500, 1443420619279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spooky sexy spiders!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:33:11 2016 No.15140332 >>15140303 You can't make me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:33:56 2016 No.15140334 >>15140288 Kindly avoid her and perhaps skip town at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:34:33 2016 No.15140336 >>15140331 Now this is more my jam

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:36:09 2016 No.15140340

>>15140315
Then it must be hard to like a lot of monster girls, since they often have knife ears as well. Plus elf girls can be trustworthy too, for me I find that elf girls around me are actually trustworthy and seem to enjoy hanging out with me to watch shows or play video games with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:36:33 2016 No.15140345 >>15140334 Why would you do that, anon? She just wants to get to know you better. You're just so mysterious and it intrigues her...

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:40:07 2016 No.15140352

>>15140288
She seems heavily suspicious, I'm going to have to invite her for several outing to restaurants and such to see what she is like. if all goes well we can then start dating I just have to know I can trust her for trust in a relationship is very important for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:51:54 2016 No.15140394 >>15140331 >>15140336 I want to kiss a spider-girl's legs but I'm worried the coarse hairs will hurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:52:53 2016 No.15140399 >>15140345 >you're just so mysterious She'll be disappointed once she finds out how boring and ordinary I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:54:12 2016 No.15140404 >>15140331 Knowing my luck, if monstergirls became real I'd only ever have Arachnes after me. They wouldn't be so bad but do they really have to have a spider's souless eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:56:02 2016 No.15140410 File: 104 KB, 428x403, 1375072671549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140404 I love spiders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:56:47 2016 No.15140412 >>15138922 Fucking nice, always love new Holstaur art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:57:47 2016 No.15140413 >>15140291 This. The thread is genuinely retarded on certain issues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:58:49 2016 No.15140415 >>15138922 This is the best art you've done so far, although i might be biased because Holsts are great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:00:49 2016 No.15140423 >>15140413 What's wrong with loving yandere girls? Protip: She's an abomination from beyond the veil of reality and ripped the neighbor to shreds and took his place when his occult bullshit revealed him to her.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:01:13 2016 No.15140424

>>15140404
This. Even if monster girls were real, the existence of arachne would just turn me into a paranoid survivalist who stocks up on bug spray and lighters. Any spider that gets near me is getting charred. Hell, I'd have hand grenades strapped to me at all times just in case one captured me. If I can just pull one pin with my teeth, I can allahu akbar our of their web.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:03:16 2016 No.15140441 http://store.steampowered.com/app/353330/?snr=1_614_615_animesale_gridsale Monoeye VN from the Teaching Feeling guy is only $3.50 on Steam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:04:22 2016 No.15140444 >>15140441 >Teaching Feeling Is that a thing yet or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:07:48 2016 No.15140459 >>15140444 what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:08:27 2016 No.15140463 >>15140459 Last I heard it wasn't finished. Is it now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:08:42 2016 No.15140466 >>15140441 Anon that was his first game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:08:52 2016 No.15140467 File: 484 KB, 809x917, 1445574077500-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140301 I prefer my FAT CAT ASS chocolate flavored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:08:52 2016 No.15140468 >>15140424 Well, don't forget to loosen the pins beforehand, you edgy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:09:46 2016 No.15140470 >>15140441 >VNs >Steam

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:09:49 2016 No.15140471 >>15140441 >current year >still buying media that you can pirate for free Good boi

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:11:36 2016 No.15140476 >>15140471 >Not supporting people who make content you like

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:11:37 2016 No.15140477 >>15140441 This guy really has a thing for girls with injuries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:12:30 2016 No.15140479 >>15140471 >being a gainfully employed adult >pirating trifles Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:12:37 2016 No.15140481 >>15140424 But she just wants to tease you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:12:56 2016 No.15140483 File: 201 KB, 712x1000, 1458985805611-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140477 What's wrong with a few battle scars?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:14:53 2016 No.15140492 >>15140477 You don't?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:15:09 2016 No.15140493 File: 704 KB, 1024x1169, 23423523462745623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140483 Nothing! They just need love just like any other monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:15:14 2016 No.15140494 >>15140476 >>15140479 Buying censored shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:15:58 2016 No.15140497 >>15140494 It's not censored, the visual novel was always all ages in this case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:17:09 2016 No.15140500 >>15140494 there isn't anything to censor, I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:17:25 2016 No.15140501 I want to put fake cat ears on a Hellhound

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:17:52 2016 No.15140502
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>>15140477
>not wanting to heal a scarred war hero Jinko with tender loving and kisses
>not holding her tight at night when she has a flashback dream
>not making her into the perfect mother for your seven daughterus

STEP. YOUR. FUCKING. GAME. UP. SENPAI.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:17:52 2016 No.15140503 >>15140468 >>15140481 Look, I don't mean to be an edgelord, I'm just terrified of spiders. My options for capture are either explosives or my brain shutting down because it can't handle the stress.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:18:12 2016 No.15140505

>>15140483
I want my monster girl waifu to come back from the war wrong, as if she'd never left.
I want to have to do my best to hold my waifu down during a lightning storm and assure her that those weren't mortar shells.
I want to wake up to my waifu choking me and calling me racial slurs for the Zipanguese.
I want to see my waifu's face when I take our children and leave, telling her that the waifu I loved never came home and that she could come visit when I could recognize her.
I want my waifu to cry alone with no comfort!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:18:23 2016 No.15140506 I want an older Arachne to love me despite the fact I have severe arachnaphobia! I want gentle loving femdom with her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:18:31 2016 No.15140508 >>15140501 Would you try to make her go 'wan-nyan'?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:18:37 2016 No.15140510 >>15140497 >>15140500 I'm not talking about this one in particular, but what happens in general. Just don't buy VNs on Steam for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:19:32 2016 No.15140515 >>15140503 >my brain shutting down because it can't handle the stress Aww, anon! You're saying you would mindbreak from the first kiss? You really know how to flatter a girl...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:20:40 2016 No.15140519 >>15140505 I hope you and your family dies in a grease fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:20:41 2016 No.15140521 File: 119 KB, 650x342, waitwhenhesaidhewasgoingtotouchthecowrightnow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15139481 >"...there's only that Ushi-oni from that firm..." >"Doesn't he know what happens when you only order beer at this place?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:20:54 2016 No.15140523 >>15140503 I don't get you, Anon. I have terrible Arachnophobia but spider-girls don't bother me in the slightest. I wonder if guys with a fear of dogs would be afraid of Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:21:27 2016 No.15140528 >>15140423 Are you seriously implying that makes everything ok? Because if anything it makes it worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:22:40 2016 No.15140533 >>15140523 >afraid of Kobolds >gets seated next to a Labrador Kobold in school >he starts crying >she starts crying

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:22:47 2016 No.15140534 >>15140521 Rip

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:23:21 2016 No.15140535 >>15140521 That's a comfy looking bar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:23:45 2016 No.15140538 >>15140510 Lots of them have content patches that add the lewd stuff back in. If porn is all you care about, why even bother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:23:53 2016 No.15140539 >>15140503 I want spiders too, but I love arachnes. She just wants to do nice things to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:23:56 2016 No.15140540 >>15140523 Not him, but I generally kill spiders on sight and am horrified by their very existence. A spider with the upper body of a woman might not be as terrifying to me as the real thing, but I'm willing to bet I'd take poorly to the things.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:24:21 2016 No.15140542
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>>15140345
No thank you. I'll just start working at that one fallen down shrine. Apperantly there was a job add up there for years. I wonder if the owner still lives there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:24:43 2016 No.15140547 >>15140538 >If porn is all you care about, why even bother That's not the point..

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:24:47 2016 No.15140548

>>15140510
>Just don't buy VNs on Steam for fucks sake.
It's fine on a game by game basis. Get ones with no censorship when they're on sale and get the ones that aren't censored from elsewhere.

Nothing wrong with it unless you're brain damaged and only see things in black and white.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:25:09 2016 No.15140549 >>15140540 Would you still kill them on sight? You see a loli arachne walking home from school with her loli Holst friend and you just bash her head in with a baseball bat?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:25:13 2016 No.15140551
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>>15140528
Abominations are love. I want more of them to become aware of our reality. Maybe I should start a rare book store to disseminate the sort of forbidden tomes that cause this sort of incidents.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:25:28 2016 No.15140552 File: 281 KB, 846x876, this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140508 I would make her do this. >>15140533 That's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:25:43 2016 No.15140556 >>15140523 I've got a small fear of dogs, and I'd love a protective tomboy Wolfu. Monsters would be able to talk and be reasoned with, you have no idea what's going through a dog's mind as it runs at you barking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:25:46 2016 No.15140557 >>15140547 It literally is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:26:40 2016 No.15140560 >>15140521 >inb4 a group of drunk monstergirls breaks in and cuddles all of those guys. They won’t even know what hit them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:26:45 2016 No.15140561 >>15140549 No, because this isn't GTA. I'd probably cross the road or avoid the shit out of the thing, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:30:15 2016 No.15140573 >>15140557 No it isn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:30:35 2016 No.15140574 >>15140552 What kind of monster girl would Kaguya be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:32:08 2016 No.15140578 >>15140574 Anubis or Demon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:32:21 2016 No.15140580 >>15140561 Racist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:34:11 2016 No.15140585 >>15140578 I was thinking Wight, but Anubis sounds good too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:34:12 2016 No.15140586 >>15140523 I'm terrified of dogs yet Hellhound's my top girl, funny how these things work..

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:38:33 2016 No.15140594 >>15140538 Nah, in VN hentai scenes are crucial part of the plot, cutting them will ruin the character development, motivation, flow of the story etc. I mean if it's proper VN like grisaia, not western match-3 "VN-alike" shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:39:36 2016 No.15140597 >>15140556 >>15140586 I used to be scared as hell of large dogs, up until my family adopted one. Nothing helps you get over it quite like a little exposure. Big dogs best dogs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:40:35 2016 No.15140603 >>15140573 If it's not about porn, then why do you care about porn? It's not like the all ages versions aren't sold in Japan either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:42:50 2016 No.15140612 File: 83 KB, 368x323, 1454034283321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140594 >proper VN >like grisaia Also no, sex scenes in VNs exist universally to pander to otaku.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:42:51 2016 No.15140611 >>15140578 >>15140585 I want to be in a position to say "how cute" to Anubuya and hug her while nose-molesting her fluffy ears!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:44:09 2016 No.15140615 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WWdOjxoQro What Monster girl would have fun with me watching this movie and singing the songs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:45:17 2016 No.15140620 >>15140603 The point is that you're buying something incomplete, and by doing it you're approving of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:46:21 2016 No.15140623 >>15140611 >Implying she l-likes you or anything...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:48:05 2016 No.15140630 >>15140620 It's just the nature of the platform. If you care so much about porn then go buy it on JAST or whatever. If a VN either has no porn or has a patch to negate it, then why does it matter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:49:48 2016 No.15140636 File: 275 KB, 1800x2250, 1459582550781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:51:43 2016 No.15140639 >>15140636 When will Loen draw more of this clumsy faggotcat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:55:13 2016 No.15140649 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1742, 1449468921888-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just found out I live in a haunted house. That being said post spooky waifus!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:57:07 2016 No.15140652 >>15140649 You aren't the anon who had a nightmare turned wet dream about a spooky onryo girl, by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:57:27 2016 No.15140653 File: 220 KB, 1000x707, 1401305981524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140649 Love the ghost

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:00:05 2016 No.15140656 >>15140652 No. Long story short I came home from work today with my attic door and ladder both down and my dog was going apeshit barking at the top of the ladder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:04:22 2016 No.15140674 I want a jinko that reacts violently the the phrase "nice kitty"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:04:53 2016 No.15140677 >>15140656 I think maybe you had a different kind of spook in your house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:05:44 2016 No.15140680 >>15140674 Nice kitty

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:07:26 2016 No.15140684 >>15139974 I let her ride on my shoulders, obviously.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:08:35 2016 No.15140687

>>15140677
Nothing was stolen, Just did a quick check of my attic (it's only a 10' by 7' space in my roof) nothing was there, all the windows up there are still closed off with no sign of forced entry. But the attic was about twelve degrees colder than my entire house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:08:53 2016 No.15140688 >>15140649 how do I make Onyro-chan happy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:10:35 2016 No.15140697 >>15140674 what you need to is assert yourself as a man and makes sure you put so much lone in her that she's fine when you say it. but if its someone else, she threatens to rip their throat out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:11:15 2016 No.15140699 >>15140687 >nothing was there Hehe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:11:46 2016 No.15140701 >>15140288 Marry her immediately. Twice if possible, once private, once LAVISH AS FUCK. Yandere is love. Why did captcha ask me to select all the boats?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:13:30 2016 No.15140704 >>15140701 It's because they were nice boats.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:13:45 2016 No.15140705
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>>15140521
So we have half drunken anon running toward the Ushi-Oni that's going to love him through the bed onto the floor.

We have "Hold my Beer" Anon who said it too loud and attracted the attention of a large group of succubi.

And we have "Did he just say beer?" Anon who orders a Wurmbreaker because he thinks beer is for pansies and he needs to one up the guy who is going to get raped by a Ushi-Oni.

Did I get it all right? What I win? I hope it's adoration of that Unicorn!

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:15:09 2016 No.15140709

>Arguing with wan-wan
>She's yelling at you, fuming
>As she continues, you reach out and start scritching behind her ears
>She gets a weird look on her face and stops, as if in a trance
>While you continue to scritch, you pull her in close and begin patting her head too, with your free hand
>You bury your face against her hair and start whispering "essa gud doggy" in a dumb voice, with the inflection pleasing to dogs
>She just stays quiet, tail wagging
>You keep this up for a while
>Suddenly she bites you and kicks you away "...Huh, what was that? W-We were arguing, ya know? Where do you get off!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:16:52 2016 No.15140713 >>15140709 >Suddenly she bites you and kicks you away "...Huh, what was that? W-We were arguing, ya know? Where do you get off!" But that's my fetish, I'm a masochist!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:17:21 2016 No.15140716 >>15140699 I don't get it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:44:58 2016 No.15140797

We all talk about Lilims being overly powerful, but in a modern setting like ours Tanukis would be the ones dominating the world

>Politicians payed to pass laws which favorise monsters
>TV ads replaced by monster propaganda
>Scientists and doctors corrupted into telling that you must have sex with monster girls
>Making single man pay higher taxes

They basically reshape the culture and society's norms until we have no choice but to marry a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:50:45 2016 No.15140824 I just want some monster titties, is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:52:19 2016 No.15140827 File: 96 KB, 800x900, 1483426743243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140824 Have some heavy Oni breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:53:04 2016 No.15140830 >>15140797 But can they outjew all the other major players?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:00:42 2016 No.15140848 >>15140830 It will be a hard task, but the Tanukis can do it, even if they have to ressort to shady business to do so

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:03:13 2016 No.15140858 >>15140848 But the humans would have already games the system towards their favour. Can they really stand up to people like the Rothschilds?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:04:51 2016 No.15140861
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>>15140521
>"Looks like I'll need to have a talk with the new guy later. Though I'm sure he'll be wiser the next time around"
>"That is, if we do see him."

>>15140705

You were correct on why I specifically chose beer.

I intended the half-drunk guy to be the one who said "Hold my beer"as well, because he would be the "new" guy unfamiliar with how the bar works (the "rules and customs"), and the tendencies of the customers.

I hope to address the Wurmbreaker at a later point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:04:54 2016 No.15140862 File: 682 KB, 800x1030, 1446448046826-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140824

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:05:52 2016 No.15140866 File: 81 KB, 317x450, 1403233296695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140848 Do you think Tanuki have shrines? Where a man can pray for a good financial future?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:07:39 2016 No.15140870 >>15140861 Beer is a dangerous weapon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:09:00 2016 No.15140872 >>15140858 They've got Tanuki magic, no bank account is safe from Tanuki magic >>15140866 Of course but they'd ask for donations before giving you their blessing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:09:36 2016 No.15140874 >>15140861 Attack of the Succubus Barsluts!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:10:09 2016 No.15140877 >>15140861 That's a lot of succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:10:33 2016 No.15140879 >>15140861 Oh damn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:11:48 2016 No.15140881 >>15140872 >Of course but they'd ask for donations before giving you their blessing Typical. I better at least get to touch their bushy tails as well then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:12:48 2016 No.15140887 >>15140872 What can they even do with magic? Do you think the rich just have huge money vaults filled with cash?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:15:39 2016 No.15140892

>>15140797
Well in a sense that would be redundant. You know, because MAMNONMANA and all that. But if we ignore that.

>Politicians payed to pass laws which favorise monsters
That is illegal in most countries. USA is a odd exception. But still a vaild point.

>TV ads replaced by monster propaganda
Why? Are they corrupted? Bribebed? Or did the Tanukis just take over the TV industry?

>Scientists and doctors corrupted into telling that you must have sex with monster girls
Again MANONMANA. Anything with the MANONMANA argument is redundant, simply because if it existed, there would be no need for propaganda or anything. Everyone would either turn into a monster girl, and there by losing all sense of resistance or anything anti-monster in an instant. Or if you are a man, you would turn into an incubus and loss all resistens and go and fuck a monster girl.

>Making single man pay higher taxes
I can see this one happening. But I also think that they would do some other things like mandatory “community gatherings”, which are really just a place for monster girls and humans to get to hook up.
And you are forced to go to them until you get married.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:17:00 2016 No.15140896 >>15140861 So many succubi and only two guys. I wonder how this will end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:20:14 2016 No.15140904 >>15140861 What the fuck is a wurmbreaker

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:23:30 2016 No.15140911

>>15140887
I was more thinking about putting a curse on them that'd make them lose no matter what

It's hard to make sense of magic

>>15140892
The main difference between humans getting abducted by mamono mana and by Tanuki shenanigans would be that the majority of people would be relunctant or completely against it until it happened if we used mamono mana, if Tanukis do it humans would approve of it through media, finance and political control

Basically on one side you have rape, mamono mana nukes, fights and conflict

On the other you have Tanukis pulling the strings and making humans get with monsters in a peaceful manner

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:32:24 2016 No.15140933 >>15140904 A drink that's like riding a rampaging Wurm bareback for an hour straight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:34:38 2016 No.15140940 >>15140911 It would still be really hard for tanukis, as everyone would be going all out in fighting them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:36:13 2016 No.15140944 >>15140933 >drink that's like a rampaging wurm riding bareback for an hour Give me ten, now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:37:09 2016 No.15140950 >>15140944 Sure buddy, it's your funeral.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:37:30 2016 No.15140951

>>15140911
>Basically on one side you have rape, mamono mana nukes, fights and conflict
Remember Lescatie? And how that was the heart of the order and the strongest defended city in all of the world?
Now do remember it only took one lilim and a lot of mamono mana to concur it? With next to no casualties?
People would oppose it, yes. But it would only take that a few lilims or dark matters do some mamono mana nukes and then the entire world was conquered. Mamono mana is just to powerful to really put in perspective. We could probably win a war against the DL, if it wasn’t for mamono mana. It’s just too powerful.

>There is a army coming?
The air is now polluted and anyone that breathes it get monsterized.

>They use drones?
Just do a energy nuke and then everyone was monsterized.

>They hide in bunkers?
Mamono can go through any material and any barrier.

In conclusion.
>Basically on one side you have rape, mamono mana nukes, fights and conflict

>rape
Yes, lot’s of it.

>mamono mana nukes
Yes, lot’s of them.

>fights and conflict
You wouldn’t even make it to the battlefield.

Tl;dr mamono mana is a broken I win button.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:38:07 2016 No.15140953 >>15140944 just one was enough to temporarily kill a guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:39:43 2016 No.15140956 >>15140953 >>15140950 I do not care if i die, i require it. And i am going to drink all of them.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:42:08 2016 No.15140963

>>15140940
The whole scenario is too hypothetical to get a clear idea of it, I still believe that Tanukis could conquer our current societies

>>15140951
Solid points, I underestimated the power of mamono mana, I wish monster girls would nuke our world

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:42:25 2016 No.15140964 >>15140951 I'm pretty sure Lescatie was infiltrated and corrupted from the inside before it was taken down by Druella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:43:48 2016 No.15140970 >>15140953 Does this Wurmbreaker have a recipe yet or can I make one up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:44:10 2016 No.15140971 >>15140963 >I wish monster girls would nuke our world It would be for the better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:45:26 2016 No.15140976 File: 495 KB, 1024x721, tanuki mikos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140866 Of course Tanuki have shrines. Being a shrine maiden is serious business.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:45:39 2016 No.15140977

>>15140904
>tfw misread that as wurmbeaker

All I can imagine is a Lich as Bunsen with tiny glasses and a Wurm in a labcoat going MEEP MEEP MEEP as she avoids the horrible consequences of the experiments.

>Today at monster labs we are proud to present the nuclear-powered waifu converter!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN_5FBmDXZ0

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:46:54 2016 No.15140979 >>15140953 >temporarily You poor naive soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:48:52 2016 No.15140988 >>15140970 Benzine, Battery Acid, three shots of Sailor Jerry, and garnished with Pixie Dust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:49:06 2016 No.15140990 >>15140970 it had one, cant remember it >>15140979 hospital saved him, he has a wurm wife now

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:49:14 2016 No.15140991

>>15140963
>I still believe that Tanukis could conquer our current societies
To be fair. There would to many who are trying to out jew them. They could get a fairly long way. But eventually they would face resistance that is simply too great to defeat in a month.

Or perhaps I underestimate them, and they could conquer the world one step at the time. I suppose the problem is, can they win over the company's already established?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:49:50 2016 No.15140994

>>15140956
>Anon drinks 10 full pint of wurmbreaker
>Completely blacks out
>Wakes up on a statue in some kind of temple
>A Satyros walks up to him
>"Greeting chosen of Bacchus, what alcohol shall I bring you?"
>Anon can't comprehend what is going on
>Discusses with the Satyros to figure things out
>She knows nothing aside from the fact that he got drunk enough to be chosen by Bacchus herself to be a leader of her following
>Proceed to go on a quest to learn what kind of madness happened while he was drunk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:50:20 2016 No.15140997 >>15140988 >>15140990 Sounds like fun. Now i need 20.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:50:30 2016 No.15140998 >>15140990 >hospital saved him, he has a wurm wife now That was the second or third response, not the original one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:51:22 2016 No.15141000 >>15140988 Sounds like a recipe for permanent blindness after you get out of the ICU.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:51:30 2016 No.15141001

>>15140892
>mandatory community gatherings
Man that would suck for everyone especially introverts or people who just want to do other things. Plus fuck gatherings, i'd rather met a nice monster girl elsewhere and likely those gatherings sound way to shady to ever make me feel safe or comfortable going in them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:51:31 2016 No.15141002 File: 66 KB, 700x324, whydoeshisscentstophere.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15140861 If possible, could you put any art you make in a bit higher resolution? No matter how simple, its a shame if the resolution is so low.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:52:28 2016 No.15141005 >>15140998 Kinda prefer that one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:54:05 2016 No.15141013 >>15141000 More like a recipe for a trachea transplant or a free trip to the coroner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:55:24 2016 No.15141019 >>15141013 I was trying to think of a best case scenario although yours is probably more realistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:56:41 2016 No.15141025 >>15141005 I kinda prefer idiots to die in hilarious cartoony ways. The man was a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:57:31 2016 No.15141026 >>15140991 Ask yourself this: could a hypothetical cabal comprised entirely of fusions of Gordon Gekko and Mystique take over finance and politics?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:57:55 2016 No.15141028 >>15140994 Talk about a night to remember.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:59:02 2016 No.15141033 >>15141026 Gordon Gekko was a shark. He knew nothing about long term finance or control, only how to acquire and gut companies for short term profit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:59:09 2016 No.15141034 File: 109 KB, 752x1062, 20160427181912498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pet the doggy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:59:42 2016 No.15141035 >>15141025 didnt the bar have a dawin drinkers wall in one of the responses?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:00:44 2016 No.15141039 >>15141035 Yes. And the guy who drank a wurmbreaker is forever immortalized there.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:02:35 2016 No.15141048

>>15141001
Oh, but you know they make those. Since the introverts usually stay away from people, monster girls can’t find them and husbando them. And since that would mainly be a place for monster girls to find husbands, they would hit on everyone.

>i'd rather met a nice monster girl elsewhere
Then you don’t have to go. As long as you can prove that you are trying to find someone they could let you go. Meaby.

>those gatherings sound way to shady to ever make me feel safe or comfortable going in them
They are perfectly safe. There are guard and everything. Alcohol is forbidden since it get the onis riled up. And rape is forbidden as well, they have to ask you first. They did make some laws protecting men as well.

>Plus fuck gatherings
The fuck gathering happen afterwards and are not mandatory. Lube, weak manticore venom and food are provided.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:04:13 2016 No.15141057 >>15140970 It used Absinthe as a base, I remember that much

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:05:49 2016 No.15141062 >>15140998 That was the real response. At least, that was the one from the guy that posed the bar 'what do' in the first place. I should know, I'm him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:06:54 2016 No.15141065 >>15141034 with benis ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:07:56 2016 No.15141072 >>15141048 I see, well with that in mind I suppose I could go for at least one meeting though if any unwanted funny business happens I will leave without hesitation, maybe i'll find some I actually like or is legitimately interested in me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:15:53 2016 No.15141096 >>15141034 No, I just washed my hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:16:27 2016 No.15141098 What monster is most enjoyable and rewarding to bully?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:17:40 2016 No.15141101 File: 74 KB, 711x900, 20160326002945673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your woof-woof tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:18:32 2016 No.15141105 >>15141101 Why is she covered in yogurt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:20:09 2016 No.15141111 >>15141105 Because I can shoot yogurt out of my penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:20:15 2016 No.15141113 >>15141105 It's not yogurt, close, it's Kefir. She wasn't used to the taste and dizziness of the yogurt drink and spilled it on herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:21:54 2016 No.15141116 >>15141098 Monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:22:44 2016 No.15141120 >>15141098 Elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:23:49 2016 No.15141122 >>15141098 Onis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:24:37 2016 No.15141128 >>15141101 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:25:38 2016 No.15141132 >>15141098 Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:25:39 2016 No.15141133 >>15141098 Hellhound Basilisk Flowkelp Shirohebi Monoeye Kobold Elf Anubis Crow Tengu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:26:31 2016 No.15141139 >>15138034 She actually is if you -really- dig into it It can be thought that she's actually the doll-ified corpse of Maria.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:26:53 2016 No.15141141 >>15141098 Elfs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:27:55 2016 No.15141143 >>15138145 We do have a few dystopian-tier stories with that kind of thing yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:28:49 2016 No.15141149 >>15141133 >Crow Tengu We are enemies now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:29:45 2016 No.15141154 >>15141133 >Monoeye >Anubis We are enemies now.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:31:29 2016 No.15141157

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAoYar8Y0c
>Make fun of Kejourou and her long ass hair in class
>She comes back the next day, her long locks completely silver, what the fuck?
'WHAT YOU LACK, ANON. IS CHARISMA.'
>You're the only person in class not wearing sunglasses as her rainbow hair blinds you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:32:57 2016 No.15141163 >>15141157 >Meme la meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:38:17 2016 No.15141173 >>15141157 >Ittan made out of life fibers I present to you gender la bender.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:42:00 2016 No.15141179 >>15141157 I would a Kejourou rainbow MILF

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:43:25 2016 No.15141181 >>15141149 >>15141154 I'm gonna bully your waifus!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:44:09 2016 No.15141182 >>15141179 Careful anon, she'll probably make you dick her daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:44:26 2016 No.15141184 >>15141157 >Punch her in the face the next day once your eyesight recovers. >The End.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:44:46 2016 No.15141186 >>15141181 Nerdbirds are for loving only!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:47:08 2016 No.15141194 >>15141186 No, they're for teasing and harassment. Then you take them out and buy them a treat they like when they start crying!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:47:19 2016 No.15141195 >>15141186 I want to dress up like Mister Karate and bully all the nerd birds!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:49:36 2016 No.15141197 >>15141181 I'm gonna recycle your face into something less ugly with a baseball bat!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:51:32 2016 No.15141204 >>15141195 Have fun when your blonde, Japanese son comes and kicks the shit out of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:51:48 2016 No.15141206 >>15141194 No, just the latter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:53:27 2016 No.15141209 >>15141206 No, both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:55:02 2016 No.15141211 >>15140964 There was already quite a bit of dissent in Lescatie because of the abusive government, causing most of its heroes to willingly betray humanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:55:06 2016 No.15141212 >>15141209 They don't need to cry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:55:31 2016 No.15141213 >>15141206 You have to make them cry in order to buy them a treat. The logic doesn't follow that she's crying for no reason and then you buy her a treat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:56:43 2016 No.15141215 >>15141212 Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:57:20 2016 No.15141217 >>15141213 What if you like her and want her to be happy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:58:32 2016 No.15141221 >>15141217 Then you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:59:22 2016 No.15141222 >>15141221 That's the way I'm doing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:03:05 2016 No.15141231 >>15140652 Naw, that was me. No others yet to speak of, but I remain hopeful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:08:32 2016 No.15141244 >>15140861 >You were correct in why I choose beer ... Does that mean I impressed that Unicorn in the corner drinking water like a proper sober designated driver?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:09:18 2016 No.15141246 >>15141098 Yeti, she'll "reward" you with hugs to fix your bullying ways and be a better person

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:09:43 2016 No.15141247 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1421168581235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Take me in oh tender Human, take me in for heaven's sake!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:11:06 2016 No.15141252 There's been talk of various types of harpies in the past like the generic and the Crow Tengu, but has there been much about owl-type harpies? Specifically the Potoo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:11:37 2016 No.15141253 >>15141247 Take you where

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:11:38 2016 No.15141254 >>15141247 Here's a pair of mittens and some earmuffs, don't catch a cold but you can't come in

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:12:39 2016 No.15141258 >>15141247 Do I know you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:12:56 2016 No.15141261 >>15141253 She wants in your anus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:12:56 2016 No.15141262 >>15141247 >"Can't you see I'm trying to do a fucking snow angel down here, ma'am? I'm busy."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:13:59 2016 No.15141264 >>15141261 That's alright

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:14:55 2016 No.15141270 TITANTIC TANTILISING TANUKIS TITTIES

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:17:21 2016 No.15141276 >>15141247 Take you in where? My house? What do you want to do there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:18:11 2016 No.15141278 >>15141247 Alright, but if you try anything I'm chopping your head until you stop. And if my arm is bound and unable to do so, I'll chop you with my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:18:46 2016 No.15141282 >>15141270 FULL FOX FUNBAGS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:19:38 2016 No.15141285 >>15141282 MINIATURE MOUSE MAMMARIES

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:21:49 2016 No.15141290 KOLOSSAL KEJOUROU KEISTER

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:23:41 2016 No.15141296
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>>15141270
>>15141282
>you will never be smothered between a yandere fox and tanukis massive mammaries
>they will never give eachother death stares as you rest your head comfortably on their bosoms

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:24:15 2016 No.15141298 >>15141247 Lady, this is an indoor skating rink, we're already inside. There were signs saying as such, and a receptionist you had to pass, so you must have known before you came here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:25:08 2016 No.15141302 WUMBO WURM WOMBOS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:26:09 2016 No.15141303 File: 717 KB, 1350x849, 1446696603535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141290 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:26:15 2016 No.15141304 File: 266 KB, 700x900, Summer Season.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware the smug looking Kikimora! As soon you too shall fall in one's grasp, forced to perform horrors behind the closed doors in a large mansion on a hill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:26:17 2016 No.15141305 Anyone got the link to that story where some dude is getting chased through a space station by some collective mass of lava girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:27:41 2016 No.15141311 >>15141304 >As soon you too shall fall in one's grasp Not if I keep my doors and windows locked. >Needing maids >2016

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:28:01 2016 No.15141312 >>15141305 Silent's one? http://pastebin.com/mcFseyev

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:29:05 2016 No.15141314 File: 538 KB, 1118x1196, 1455079042699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141303 I wanna grope it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:30:42 2016 No.15141318 >>15141304 What kinds of horrors?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:32:18 2016 No.15141325 >>15141318 Maybe she has to dress up in rubber toku suits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:32:48 2016 No.15141329 >>15141325 That's just silly.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:32:50 2016 No.15141330
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Questions, /mgt/.

For those of you with waifus, when in a dire situation, does thinking of her help?

How far are you willing to go, how much effort will you put in, when it comes to self improvement in general, and how much does the presence of a waifu help?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:35:03 2016 No.15141336 >>15141312 You're a saint

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:36:22 2016 No.15141341 >>15138480 >>15138494 >>15138504 Full poem when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:37:13 2016 No.15141344 >>15141252 http://weloveshortvideos.com/post/142018307577/this-dog-sucks-at-fetch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:38:35 2016 No.15141346 >>15138823 Literally anything Warhammer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:38:42 2016 No.15141348 >>15141304 That's a dangerously short skirt, I don't think it's fit for cleaning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:39:47 2016 No.15141350 >>15141296 I NEED AN ADULT!

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:39:55 2016 No.15141352
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>>15141318
One can only imagine the sheer horror that goes on beyond those doors. The constant rythmic thumps and the oddly sounding screams that come fort from the walls can only make one shudder from fear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:39:57 2016 No.15141353 >>15141346 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:40:17 2016 No.15141356 >>15141330 It helps when I'm thinking negative thoughts. I just think of her smile and things get better. I don't really do any self improvement though so I basically use her as an emotional crutch. I'm fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:40:51 2016 No.15141358 >>15141348 Relax, it's a bathing suit for serving you beside the public pool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:40:54 2016 No.15141359 >>15141247 >tender You got the wrong guy, buddy. I'm only tender to lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:41:21 2016 No.15141361 >>15141346 I do hope nothing of your interest is of the heretic kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:42:14 2016 No.15141364 >>15141359 Nothing wrong with that. Tender and loving is the only thing a person should be towards lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:42:53 2016 No.15141365 File: 352 KB, 840x525, Butter-T (1.3) [F].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141330 I commission Waifu Art when I feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:42:57 2016 No.15141366 >>15141330 Thinking of her and doing some breathing techniques usually works if I'm stressed out but I'm a super lazy person so self improvement isn't really something I do unless you include getting better at video games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:43:00 2016 No.15141367 >>15141346 40K or Fantasy, not a writer just curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:43:13 2016 No.15141369 >>15141330 >when in a dire situation, does thinking of her help? No, I just imagine the worst case scenario happening to me over and over until I grow sick of it and do something about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:43:20 2016 No.15141370 >>15141352 Doesn't sound too scary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:45:23 2016 No.15141376 >>15141296 >Kolah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:46:22 2016 No.15141379 >>15141367 40k, was never really into the whole fantasy setting in general

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:46:24 2016 No.15141380 >>15141304 She doesn't look that smug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:47:38 2016 No.15141387 >>15141353 1 step ahead of you friendo!

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:47:41 2016 No.15141388

So! It finally happened. The monstergirls started invading, slowly and carefully, in an attempt to infiltrate and prepare a more proper monstergirl world. Only, they invaded the wrong world, and ended up in the Fallout universe. Just before the Great War and the two-hour bombardment.

Fast forward 150 years, and you exist, a random wastelander trying to eke out a living while dodging attempts on your life by the various radiation-mutated monstergirls. It ain't easy; pretty much everything is a dire version of its normal type, whether it's a Beelzebub Bloatfly, Girtablilu Radscorpion, Mantis Mantis, or Kobold wild dog. Supposedly there's even Salamander Geckos and giant Lizardmen Deathclaws, but you've managed to avoid coming anywhere near those.

So far, the only reason you've survived with your pelvis intact is because of a suit of old Pre-War Power Armor you found in a ruined Army base. It's nice, heavily armored, and nothing quite beats the feeling of climbing inside - it's much like wearing a tank, you imagine, although a lot more comfortable. Every so often, though, you think you hear a faint hint of a woman's voice from it, and you could swear on occasion it moves in your sleep. It's not that you're crazy, but once you made camp with it facing the exit, and you woke up with it facing you.

Mods will make living power armor like the New Vegas sneaky suit soon, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:48:41 2016 No.15141391 >>15141365 It is nice to get commissions going from time to time. Gets you something to look forward to and when its done it's cool to share it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:49:11 2016 No.15141396 >>15141346 >Warhammer Jesus Christ you faggots are multiplying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:49:18 2016 No.15141397 >>15141376 Is alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:49:21 2016 No.15141398 File: 97 KB, 498x450, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141365 But you commission art all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:49:30 2016 No.15141399 File: 522 KB, 722x1000, 1461883770324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141388 GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:49:31 2016 No.15141400 >>15141388 Die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:50:31 2016 No.15141404 >>15141397 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:53:00 2016 No.15141408 >>15141388 >Implying I would avoid a Mantis, Kobold or a Lizard. Bullshit I would, I'm making those girls mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:54:34 2016 No.15141412 >>15141404 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:55:19 2016 No.15141414 >>15141408 It's a matter of surviving them, not avoiding. They're mutated to the point that they're dire, and effectively all of them are as devastating to the pelvis as an Ushi-Oni or a randy Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:55:52 2016 No.15141417 File: 123 KB, 600x595, end.end120213.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141388 I'd rather imagine this post-apocalyptic wasteland with monster girls instead of mutants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:56:49 2016 No.15141418 >>15141398 DANG Too close to home

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 18:59:40 2016 No.15141425
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>>15141346
>>15141379
Assuming you're not shitposting, check Losenis' MGQ story. It has almost blatant references to 40k while not ripping off it. Last I remember he decided to call the equivalent of scientists in the inuniverse equivalent of Rome 'Tech-priests', and they even practice it religiously. It's not 40k, lore connections are zero, but it's the closest you'll find for a MG story. It's also grimdark as fuck.
Now that I think of it, his lizard in the underworld story had a p'orc that spoke like an Ork. I don't know what other stories that he wrote he shoehorned some 40k reference in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:06:02 2016 No.15141434 File: 279 KB, 800x700, 1458355091061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141425 I can assure you that I am not just shitposting, thank you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:07:46 2016 No.15141440 >>15141434 I want to be that power armour. Or anything which Ahri's ass has come into contact with, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:08:24 2016 No.15141443 I want to flop my Kobold waifu's ears up and down to make her smile after a long, tiring day of work! Then when my Kobold daughteru laughs at how silly it is I'm going to flop her ears up and down too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:08:54 2016 No.15141444 >>15141425 SQUAD BROKEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:11:47 2016 No.15141453 >>15141425 I'm looking at his stories, which one is it? Or i it just all of them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:12:32 2016 No.15141454 >>15141414 With the help of Chems, food from the new wildlife, lots of stimpacks and training I would be just fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:14:15 2016 No.15141459 >>15141425 I like cockney P'Orcs.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:14:37 2016 No.15141461

>>15141453
It's hosted in a site that's better off not posted here, due to the nature of the story that is based off the MGQ game. Just google "Monster Girl Quest Sacred and Profane" and it'll probably be the first result.
Not like he'd be able to host it in many other places if he wanted to either. Check the wordcount.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:20:10 2016 No.15141474 File: 155 KB, 850x850, 1459147699767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cat girls are love

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:21:19 2016 No.15141476 >>15141474 Wolf girls are lovest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:21:23 2016 No.15141477 Is it possible for a monstergirl to "sense" how empty a man is on the inside through his spirit energy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:22:53 2016 No.15141481 >>15141454 Just watch out for the Hornet Cazadores and patchwork Golem Robots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:23:47 2016 No.15141482 File: 667 KB, 1246x2000, 1461803555368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141476 true

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:25:47 2016 No.15141486 >>15141477 Yetis probably can. They can smell when someone needs a hug. Side note how tall do you picture Yetis being? I always imagine them as Shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:26:22 2016 No.15141489 >>15141481 With the help of augmentations the effect of a Hornet Cazadore would be almost completely ineffective.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:26:52 2016 No.15141491

>>15141330

Well I started drawing a few years ago but I never took it seriously and I got pretty discouraged and basically quit

Recently I've been wanting to pick it up again and make more of a serious effort to learn. There was a post here a few threads ago with that Ran progress image along with some text asking why you haven't started drawing or some such and I guess that was enough to motivate me to start again

I do think of her plenty and I'd say it helps

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:27:01 2016 No.15141492 >>15141404 Left

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:27:09 2016 No.15141493 >>15141486 Same, they look pretty short from the wiki entry picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:27:20 2016 No.15141494 File: 42 KB, 488x519, 1455246660616.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141346 >Wanting anything Warhammer when the only people who talk about it are 40kids and a washed up writefaggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:28:35 2016 No.15141500 >>15141477 Any magically attuned/adept monstergirl, or those with a natural instinct for it like canine girls. >>15141486 I imagine them as just below the human average, but with a height range that exceeds the human norm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:28:50 2016 No.15141501 >>15141486 I always thought they'd be tall enough to hug you like a daki pillow and always be the big spoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:28:53 2016 No.15141502 File: 281 KB, 1146x1600, 0005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are big snek waifus illegal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:29:38 2016 No.15141505 >>15141502 All sneks are love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:29:56 2016 No.15141506 >>15141477 I always like the idea that men's "energy" was colored and that would indicate certain things like emotional/mental state.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:29:58 2016 No.15141507 >>15141440 She's the bad kind of fox though She seduces men and literally eats their souls It's her whole thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:30:23 2016 No.15141510 >>15141502 According to the physical laws of our universe, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:30:59 2016 No.15141513 >>15141476 >>15141482 Wurms are also love

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:31:03 2016 No.15141514 >>15141500 >>15141501 >>15141493 Monster girl height can be weird.hings like Jinkos and Amazons are obviously tall but there are a few others where it's ambiguous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:31:07 2016 No.15141515 >>15141506 Anon I'm gonna have to inform you that this sounds silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:31:16 2016 No.15141516 File: 143 KB, 800x923, 1448096927645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141502 I'd take her in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:32:01 2016 No.15141518 >>15141502 Only in Nevada and Florida

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:32:07 2016 No.15141519 File: 467 KB, 800x1100, 1461886327838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141507 I fail to see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:32:29 2016 No.15141520 >>15141515 I acknowledge your valid opinion but will respectfully disagree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:33:17 2016 No.15141526 >>15141507 Still worth it. I don't play League, nor do I knowuch about the lore, but Ahri's design is godlike.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:33:38 2016 No.15141529 >>15141519 >nipple Anon, how long have you been browsing these threads?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:33:39 2016 No.15141530 >>15141098 Alps

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:33:55 2016 No.15141531 File: 385 KB, 1085x1239, 1452466486041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141514 It's hard to tell because Yeti is one of the very few girls sitting down for her profile image

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:34:16 2016 No.15141534 File: 109 KB, 800x942, 2016032600294765f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want a doggy to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:36:57 2016 No.15141540 >>15141531 I think I like the idea of them as shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:37:30 2016 No.15141541 >>15141531 Seeing a Yeti picture always makes me smile on the inside a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:38:14 2016 No.15141544 File: 149 KB, 629x836, plant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141519 You'll die, Anon. Why not a nice houseplant instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:39:23 2016 No.15141547 File: 740 KB, 1339x1000, 1460419773187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141534 Sir, this is a safe, christian imageboard, please do not post lewds. If you will not comply we are authorized to use force.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:39:47 2016 No.15141549 >>15141534 >Those thighs God DAMN,

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:41:43 2016 No.15141559

>>15141534
I know. Me too. Coming back after a long day at school or work, all tired and worn out, but still able to pick her up by the thighs and drop her atop the bed for passionate cathartic sex with that girl would be the best.

That aside, I fucking love that image set. The dark-skinned wolfgirl being pleasured on the leash wrapping under her is amazing, and those thighs are to kill for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:44:18 2016 No.15141564 >>15141534 This artist draws top tier dog girls. That brown one is fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:45:40 2016 No.15141574 >>15141544 Is she friendly and trustworthy, because if so I'll gladly date the cute plant girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:46:26 2016 No.15141577 File: 527 KB, 1150x1300, 47215756_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141544 Or just find a fox that isn't going to kill you. There's plenty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:46:50 2016 No.15141580 File: 808 KB, 719x1039, 1461887210588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141529 I fail to see any problem. >>15141544 Plants are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:48:27 2016 No.15141584 File: 77 KB, 480x681, yukineko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141526 League of Waifu has a large number of top tier monstergirls in it but several of them unfortunately eat people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:49:57 2016 No.15141592 >>15141580 MODS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:49:57 2016 No.15141593 >>15141574 Of course. She definitely doesn't also eat people's souls. I promise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:51:16 2016 No.15141596 >>15141534 Hey wait a tic, I know this dog She's best dog from the pic with 3 dogs in it

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:51:41 2016 No.15141598

>>15141577
>Not marrying a Kumiho, secure in the knowledge that she loves you and would never hurt you
>Not having her bite where your liver is to leave a mark that alerts would be predators to your status as her husband
>Not getting a call from your parents asking you to help with some yard work since your father hurt his back at work
>Not taking your shirt off because it's hot and having your mother see the bite scar when she brings you something to drink
>Not spending an hour trying to calm them down and explain while your mother wails about how her baby is going to be killed and eaten by a harlot who tricked him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:51:47 2016 No.15141599 >>15141580 No plants are cute and smell very nice especially when their happy. They're also great to cuddle with and enjoy nuzzling their head into you when head pat them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:53:45 2016 No.15141607 File: 53 KB, 203x287, 0120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141599 Plants are dumb when there's fluffier things in life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:53:54 2016 No.15141608 >>15141580 Goddamn, those tits are made for sucking on. You should probably delete the image to be safe, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:54:13 2016 No.15141612 >>15141593 Why would need to eat souls, don't plants just eat normal food and absorb sunlight for energy. Also does she have trouble moving around, because if so I'd help her out so long as I can trust her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:54:37 2016 No.15141613 >>15141519 >>15141580 What does Kumiho milk taste like? Is it different from normal Inari milk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:56:14 2016 No.15141618 >>15141598 This, I want this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:56:21 2016 No.15141619 >>15141607 Well then if that's what you prefer, good on you and enjoy the fluff. Meanwhile, I have cute plant girl to make love and snuggle with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:56:53 2016 No.15141622 >>15141613 I guess you could say it has more bite to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:56:55 2016 No.15141623 >>15141580 Enjoy your vacation, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:57:18 2016 No.15141624 >>15141612 It's been a while since I read her lore but She was originally a predatory plant that gained intelligence and a human form by absorbing the souls of the bodies she used as fertilizer. Or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:58:10 2016 No.15141629 >>15141598 I'll still take the one that's not a literal maneater.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:58:16 2016 No.15141630 >>15141624 Hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:00:40 2016 No.15141638 >>15141624 nah, she just ate animals and shit till they all died off, then copied someones body when they stumbled on her to go get more dindins

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:04:07 2016 No.15141649 >>15141624 >>15141638 Well with that in mind, I'll go out on a date with her and see what she's like. Give her a chance to tell me about herself and see if any romantic chemistry begins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:06:12 2016 No.15141653 >>15141519 http://exhentai.org/g/824132/72049206fd/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:06:45 2016 No.15141656 >>15141618 >>15141629 >Not continuing to deal with occasional complaints from your mother about your wife >Not silencing those complaints forever when you show her her first granddaughter

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:11:25 2016 No.15141660 File: 1.36 MB, 400x500, ahri.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141584 Ahri is superior to all of them, even if she is hard to play

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:13:34 2016 No.15141664 >>15141656 I can only imagine that kumiho teething would be a nightmare. But oh so worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:14:55 2016 No.15141665 File: 1016 KB, 1468x1767, 1461888895285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141580 BROTHER

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:18:09 2016 No.15141671 >>15141665 The other guy might be safe since partial covering but fully exposed tits like that will get you a vacation, Anon. Thanks though, hadn't seen this yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:18:09 2016 No.15141672 >>15141665 Seriously, what's with all this nudity posting? If a mod or janitor sees, they'll still ban you. Spoilering the image doesn't do shit. Hot hellhound tiddies by Sub are always a nice surprise, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:24:57 2016 No.15141686 How many dream themed monster girls are there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:25:27 2016 No.15141687 >>15141660 All she does is dance around handling balls and blowing kisses. EZ modo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:31:41 2016 No.15141705 File: 192 KB, 900x675, 20160428192800_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can Monoeyes even compete?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:35:14 2016 No.15141713 >>15141705 >Monoeyes Absolutely disgusting. Left one all day, every day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:36:20 2016 No.15141716 >>15141713 What if the left one is secretly a Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:36:56 2016 No.15141717 File: 1.65 MB, 1310x1824, Muroku 288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141705 They get older

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:37:58 2016 No.15141720 >>15141717 welp, not the image i wanted to post, but it gets the point across

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:38:45 2016 No.15141725 >>15141716 As long as she isn't a monoeye, I'm game.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:43:11 2016 No.15141735

>>15141564
I know, right? The thighs on the brown haired one are great, and the white haired one isn't bad either, but I'm physically incapable of not seeing the brown one as the best. She's tall, has the body of a goddess, has beautiful hair in the perfect style, looks like a badass, and blushes like an angel. Literal perfection.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:43:33 2016 No.15141737
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>>15141717
>No CC Gazer who realized after gaming through her young adult life that she needs to elope and you're convenient.
>And she's really bad at trying to win you over

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:46:13 2016 No.15141739

>>15141705
By being good girls who use their personality to get guys rather than relying on other factors like chemicals or magic. It also helps that they have cute faces and have great chemistry with me, cuddling a cyclops and seeing her smile is worth it it my book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:47:53 2016 No.15141744 >>15141737 >And she's really bad at trying to win you over How bad are we talking here? Like PUA bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:48:20 2016 No.15141746 >>15141705 Wait, this is a real game? On Steam even? huh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:48:50 2016 No.15141747 >>15141744 Anon bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:48:57 2016 No.15141748 File: 143 KB, 640x579, ahrifag meeting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141687 I want Ahri to kiss me and handle my balls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:50:29 2016 No.15141750 >>15141737 >No CC Gazer friend to realize you're playing videogames to escape from the reality that you're a failure together with

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:54:32 2016 No.15141762 >>15141747 So just a whole lot of stuttering and word salad? Doesn't seem that bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:54:33 2016 No.15141763 >>15141746 Love at First Sight a short little VN

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:54:42 2016 No.15141764

>>15141748
>A meeting of Ahrifag̶ns where Ahri actually attends

What would this even be like? I imagine it'd be about ten minutes of taking it in turns to brush her tails, followed by fifty minutes of everyone fighting to the death so they can have Ahri to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:56:15 2016 No.15141767 >>15141735 Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:59:09 2016 No.15141771 >>15141764 Given her dialogue and pre-reboot lore, she'd probably suck you all dry in every way imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:00:23 2016 No.15141772 >>15141762 >Loses eyestalk control when she tries to talk to you >"H-hey Anon" >Stalks twitching about and slapping into each other behind her >Pretends she doesn't notice but is clearly dying inside

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:02:22 2016 No.15141775 >>15141771 LoL has pre-reboot lore? ...LoL had a reboot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:03:29 2016 No.15141776 >>15141771 >pre-reboot lore >reboot What the fuck are they doing now?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:05:37 2016 No.15141787

>>15141737
>>15141750
>Be playing video games with CC Gazer friend when she breaks the temporary silence in Mario Kart between you taking another sip of beer
"You know, you're the worst kind of friend."
"Excuse me?"
>All of her eyestalks are focused on you as she looks down at your head, comfortably sandwiched between her thighs, she's wearing one of your shirts
"All we do all day is play video games like we're still kids. Where's the sense of adventure? Where's the ideal of having a man come home from a long day at work and offering a bath, a meal, or myself to him?"
>You laugh a little, she squeezes enough to shut you up
"I'm being serious. Surely you had dreams too before you befriended a weirdo like me."
"Oh sure. I was going to go to college, get a degree, probably find a nice girl and get a house with a white picket fence who'll rub my feet after a nine hour day. You know, the old American dream."
>She gives a small huff as you take another sip, watching the digital fireworks happening as you both enter the final lap
"You never did make a move on me, you know. I would've figured you'd have more courage than that, Mister 'American Dream'. I can't be made to wait forever, you know."
>You grin, passing her, you're halfway to the goal line
"True... But sometimes, you just gotta enjoy the little things in life. I mean, for all the shit we went through as kids, you're the only person I'd truly consider a friend. A friend of the worst kind, but hey, love ya kid."
>A small pitter-pat hits you, look up from the TV
>Tears are dripping down from her eyestalks and monoeye, she's sobbing softly
"Is it okay... for me to be allowed this happiness?"
>You spend the rest of the afternoon cuddling her and telling her everything's going to be alright, the game can be damned
>Years later, your daughter is asking how her mom got together with such a boring guy like her dad
>She just gives a smile, rubbing her gravid belly
"He was my worst and only friend."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:05:57 2016 No.15141788 >>15141775 >>15141776 Never played but from what I understand, they rebooted the universe to be more consistent. Summoners aren't part of the lore anymore and the heroes are all from the same world now. Something like that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:08:20 2016 No.15141793

>>15141788
Ah no, that was last year, and it wasn't a reboot. They just straight up killed the whole lore to make it easier for them to make more nonsensical champions that would take too much work to make sense in it.

All their bios are just "this is champion #34, eh kills other champions and doesn't afraid of anything"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:08:32 2016 No.15141794 File: 44 KB, 439x455, smug ahri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141771 >she'd probably suck you all dry in every way imaginable. As long as I get to touch her mofu it'll all be worth it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:09:51 2016 No.15141798 >>15141793 >"this is champion #34, eh kills other champions and doesn't afraid of anything" Jhin's bio in a nutshell

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:10:41 2016 No.15141803

>>15141775
Yeah. In late 2014 they decided that any lore referencing the League or Summoners was non-canon and about 2/3rds of the character backgrounds stopped making sense.
Since then, a lot of character lore is left as stubs while others tend to have their stories remade when the character gets an update.
This "frees" them from having to write about a bunch of crazy inter-dimensional summoners and brings the story to focus on the daily life of Runeterra. It also created a disconnect where the story and gameplay no longer had anything to do with each other, which the writers acknowledged as an acceptable loss.

Ahri got a more detailed snippet of story painting her soul theft more as morally ambiguous defense of her land where she consumes the fading souls of the dead rather than the more succubus-styled (kumiho) characterization she had originally.
IMO it's part of a broad push to whitewash the sex and drugs out of the game into a pure all-ages combat fest. It coincides with the removal of a few other elements like Malcom Graves no longer having a cigar in his splash art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:12:02 2016 No.15141810 >>15141803 >IMO it's part of a broad push to whitewash the sex and drugs out of the game into a pure all-ages combat fest Gotta make sure those Chinese state censors don't hold up your cash cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:13:17 2016 No.15141814 >>15141787 >Surely you had dreams too before you befriended a weirdo like me Having dreams? In this day and age? Also, Mario Kart? Are you fucking for real? I'll have to fix her shit taste with some good old harsh Crash Team Racing session.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:15:12 2016 No.15141818 >>15141793 I hate how their whole excuse boils down to "But writing champions in the league is hard!". Like that's a good reason to throw the entire lore under the bus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:15:13 2016 No.15141819 >>15141803 >the more succubus-styled (kumiho) characterization she had originally. But she's less waifuable if she's going to eat your liver and steal your soul before the night is done

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:16:23 2016 No.15141820 >>15141818 But Anon Writing lore is HAAAARRRD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:17:20 2016 No.15141825 >>15141820 Just Make Shit Up™. It works for Doter 2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:17:37 2016 No.15141827 >>15141818 >>15141820 >>15141803 >tfw journals of justice or whatever the fuck it was called got canned for no good reason sure it wasn't top notch writing, but it was still fun to gloss over every so often

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:18:44 2016 No.15141833

>>15141803
Really? That doesn't sound great. Not that I know much about the lore? But I like the idea of the players actually existing as summoners in-universe and having the playable characters be on-call for some inter-dimensional tournament of glory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:19:16 2016 No.15141834 File: 115 KB, 900x675, 20160428201549_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B-Bruh...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:21:11 2016 No.15141836 >>15141834 You just have to eat all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:21:12 2016 No.15141837 >>15141834 Go on, Anon. Be her guardian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:23:01 2016 No.15141842 >>15141834 She doesn't have to tell us what happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:26:28 2016 No.15141852 >>15141814 You gotta make them get bullied by Blue Shells

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:26:56 2016 No.15141853 >>15141834 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:27:48 2016 No.15141857 File: 238 KB, 600x600, 1461409267567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:29:04 2016 No.15141858 File: 210 KB, 625x530, 1458438706965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141825 Did someone say DOTA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:30:03 2016 No.15141860 >>15141857 filthy drunkard

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:30:09 2016 No.15141861 >>15141853 After you feed her the eggs, she stops you and says it's okay for you to go and wash them before finishing your meal, just in case you think she's gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:31:10 2016 No.15141863 >>15141837 Gladly, I shall be the only to not only protect her smile but also make her laugh if she ever feels down, for er being happy is the best thing in the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:32:16 2016 No.15141864 >>15141863 Thanks for reminding me that I still have to finish this VN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:33:11 2016 No.15141865 So why does /mgg/ hate .less? Besides the fact that he roleplays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:34:14 2016 No.15141868 >>15141865 Well, I don't necessarily hate him

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:34:21 2016 No.15141869
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>>15141860
>tfw you like girls who drink, especially Satyros
>tfw you will never get shit-faced with an MG because that makes you a filthy drunk
>Even though you'd totally do Naughty Nuruenago shots off of a Succubus' abs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:34:41 2016 No.15141870 >>15141865 Monsterboys, cat dick, and avatar posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:35:21 2016 No.15141872 >>15141865 Because he used to delight in being a trolling faggot. Not so much anymore though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:35:25 2016 No.15141873 >>15141869 >You will never ruin your liver I see nothing wrong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:40:14 2016 No.15141884 >>15141864 No problem

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:41:00 2016 No.15141890 Jabberwork: Tuesday. http://pastebin.com/7PSEctpr Fetishes include handjobs, corpse love hotels, and bitchy cheshires, as well as office lady sex and jabberwocks. NSFW as shit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:42:14 2016 No.15141896
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>>15141244
>...
I hope the answer was satisfactory. Please direct all further questions to Hakutaku-sensei if you wish further explanation.

>>15141002
I will keep that in mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:44:14 2016 No.15141904 >>15141896 >Unicorn and Hakutaku That unicorn better run, or she'll turn into a bicorn real quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:44:46 2016 No.15141905 >>15141896 Nice, I haven't seen a Unicorn get drawn in a while.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:44:53 2016 No.15141906
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>>15141865
Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes.
Shitposting with barbed cat dicks on Cait Sith.
Shitposting with Laska.
Shitposting with Futa Cheshire which with Bob nearly single-handedly ruined the monster girl species for this thread.
Avatarfaggotry (Which is worse now because he's a bird)
Monsterboyfaggotry
Being a Chancla

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:45:32 2016 No.15141911

>>15141896
Since when did you actually talk in your posts, Latenight?

Or is this like some inverse Medic/Big Boss situation, where the Big Boss who talks is replaced by the Medic who pretty much never talks, only opposite?

If that's the case, where's the real Latenight?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:45:54 2016 No.15141912

>>15141865
Other than the fact that you might be .less attention whoring anonymously, not much.
>>15141870
about covers it. He'll draw futa or avatar junk, but much less of the latter than Mari.
And his art has a certain samey quality to the faces and bodies that combines with the level of detail he uses (or doesn't) that makes it all run together.
It doesn't have the same charm Barb or Mono bring to their work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:46:54 2016 No.15141914 >>15141906 >Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes. Hey, let's be honest here, nazi monster girls look incredibly attractive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:47:20 2016 No.15141915 >>15141906 >Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes. Of all the things .less has done you get angry about something that isn't a negative?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:47:39 2016 No.15141916 >>15141896 This place really has the best drawfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:47:54 2016 No.15141917 >>15141906 >Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes. At least it's not handholding

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:48:50 2016 No.15141921 >>15141911 He has presented a little chatter in previous threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:49:08 2016 No.15141922 >>15141911 Seems like we're talking to him directly more often these days, and he's less just illustrating prompts and instead creating OC. By nature it involves more explanation. Not that I mind even if it is his doppleganger. The art is improving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:49:11 2016 No.15141924 >>15141896 >that Unicorn's tail I wanna touch it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:49:32 2016 No.15141926 >>15141906 >(Which is worse now because he's a bird) Pfffhahahahaha what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:51:16 2016 No.15141931 >>15141896 I wonder if I could get drunk from drinking Hakutaku-sensei's milk after she gets drunk. I want to find out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:51:49 2016 No.15141935 >>15141865 I like him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:51:52 2016 No.15141937 File: 253 KB, 900x773, 1461116523877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/NV1ggJwH1hw?t=1m11s Are you a bully, /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:52:37 2016 No.15141940 >>15141921 >>15141922 It's scary and I don't like change.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:53:43 2016 No.15141941 >>15141906 >because he's a bird What.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:54:50 2016 No.15141943 >>15141906 >(Which is worse now because he's a bird) Wait a ticket. The birds in his recent images is him? What happened to his genderbent of his jelly donut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:55:55 2016 No.15141946 >>15141896 This bar is like Cheers all over again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:57:39 2016 No.15141950 >>15141896 >That Hakutaku She's literally perfect. Big meaty thighs, long fluffy ponytail, that fucking tail. Plus hooves automatically increase butt quality by 20%. She probably has the greatest ass on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:58:22 2016 No.15141951 >>15141940 I like drawfags that chit-chat, as it shows that they have a personality and even helps me not think of them as robots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:58:41 2016 No.15141952 >>15141906 >Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes. That one isn't a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:58:47 2016 No.15141953 File: 61 KB, 500x500, burd-is-friend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141906 >>15141926 >>15141941 >>15141943 hey, do NOT drag the bird into this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:59:44 2016 No.15141957 >>15141937 I was, and I'm sure my Dragon waifu was one too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:59:46 2016 No.15141958 >>15141951 How could you think of latenight as a robot with how those prompts were interpreted? No one who creates threadcanon Wendigo is a robot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 21:59:53 2016 No.15141960 >>15141937 This reminds me of a kind of disturbing Wizard of Oz doujin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:00:08 2016 No.15141963 >>15141951 But Latenight already had plenty of personality even before he started talking. His drawings have always just oozed goodwill and lighthearted humour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:01:22 2016 No.15141969 >>15141953 Draw something or the bird is kill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:01:26 2016 No.15141970 >>15141937 >Scrimmy Bingus concept album Holy shit, this is great

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:01:44 2016 No.15141971 >>15141953 It's dead, Jim

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:02:01 2016 No.15141973 >>15141951 >He thinks drawfags are robots if they don't talk Silly human. We're all humans here. I mean, you're human. I, too, am human It is what the humans call a "party"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:02:51 2016 No.15141974 >>15141971 No, it's just pining for the fjords.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:03:14 2016 No.15141975 >>15141946 This brings up a good point. We need a name for this monster bar. What should we call it?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:04:11 2016 No.15141977

>>15141953
Fine fine. we won't drag the bird into it
You know, to keep the bird safe, you should give it to me.
I will put it over here next to this delectable blend of herbs and spices and an open grill, where it will be away from prejudice and malice

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:04:30 2016 No.15141981
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>>15141958
>>15141963
Keep in mind that I wasn't referring to Latenight at all, which I'm at fault for not specifying in my post.
>No one who creates threadcanon Wendigo is a robot.
I love the Ara ara Wendigo a fuck-ton.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:04:35 2016 No.15141982 >>15141975 Eros' snack bar

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:04:49 2016 No.15141983 File: 510 KB, 1132x1600, 56576252_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:04:56 2016 No.15141984 >>15141974 3/4 people who read this will think it's a sad panda reference and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:04:57 2016 No.15141985 >>15141953 I'll fucking stick my rancid cock in that bird until it chokes to death, you avatarfagging, fag-magnetising excuse for a hedgehog's saliva-coated shit. Also, are you taking commissions right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:05:24 2016 No.15141986 >>15141960 You can't just say that and not show us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:06:06 2016 No.15141988 >>15141953 I'll drop the bird if you bring back the alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:06:24 2016 No.15141990 >>15141973 Oh of course, I am definitely also a human. It's nice to know that all of us here right now are indeed humans. Being a regular person is my favorite activity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:07:35 2016 No.15141996 >>15141982 Does the sign have a picture of a Houri wearing a vest of aphrodisiac explosives?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:07:38 2016 No.15141997 >>15141975 Dime a Dozen? I'm sorry. I'm not good at this naming thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:09:08 2016 No.15142001 >>15141984 When does the Panda use that quote? 404s?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:10:05 2016 No.15142003
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>>15141946
Alcohol is the universal language and key to true happiness. Sit a paladin and a succubus down with a bottle of booze and they'll be best friends by the time it's gone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:11:27 2016 No.15142006 >>15142001 I believe it's used for removed galleries. >tfw Koppes stuff is gone now Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:12:44 2016 No.15142009 >>15142006 Does panda regularly remove old material? I noticed 90% of the stuff in my favorites older than a month was gone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:14:44 2016 No.15142018 >>15141983 >"I got the drinks girls!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:15:22 2016 No.15142019 >>15141986 I'd rather not link it because of the tags. It's on the panda. I doubt there's more than 1 doujin with the wizard of oz tag once you exclude western.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:15:46 2016 No.15142021 >>15141946 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP21b-AAXJk For when Latenight (eventually) leave us

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:17:27 2016 No.15142024 >>15142019 >I'd rather not link it because of the tags Silly Vegeta. you've already said it was a strange one How bad could it be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:17:42 2016 No.15142025 >>15141996 >An explosion of flavor >Friday night parties in this building you can crash into >Brewin' up things every day >Help wanted: 71 additional waitress positions open

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:18:39 2016 No.15142029 >>15142001 >>15142006 It's also used for stuff that's on ex when you try to go to it on eh. As for the removals, blame fakku for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:19:02 2016 No.15142030 >>15142009 No, you might've just gotten unlucky with Jewcob's fucking bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:20:33 2016 No.15142038 >>15142019 Oh, just link it. This is 4chan, not Tumblr. Who gives two shits if some jokers here start whining about it even after you have the courtesy of a caution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:21:07 2016 No.15142039 >>15142024 I'll just link part 1 since that one doesn't have the weird stuff. http://exhentai.org/g/568706/4f6ebf7b6d/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:24:43 2016 No.15142048 >>15142039 >Part one >Check the artist >there's 5 parts Well shit Anon, now you've sent me on an adventure to find the second one! And I think I just found i- oh. Oooooh. Oooookay Ooookaaaaaay, that's enough of that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:26:05 2016 No.15142052 >>15142048 Silly anon. You think we're allowed to have nice things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:26:56 2016 No.15142054 >>15142048 I did say so. I read the whole thing and I'm not sure why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:28:41 2016 No.15142060 >>15142052 >>15142054 Yeah, let's just act as if that doesn't exist Because that does not exist I don't even know what you're even talking about

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:29:43 2016 No.15142062 >>15142048 Meh, just monster on girl. It's pretty fucking tame in the grand scheme of things.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:30:23 2016 No.15142064

>>15142038
On the subject of Tumblr I was browsing the tags of one of the drawfag's posts there and saw some Monster Girl Encyclopedia blogs on the bottom. I thought I'd check them out because they might be cool. The Kraken dedicated one complained about Rape in regards to Monster Girls and how it sucked, the Hellhound one had no Hellhounds and was just bitching about how North Carolina not letting him into the woman's bathroom was literally Hitler, and the other ones were /d/, RP blogs, or repeats.

I don't get it. How are all the other MGE communities so bad, and in so many different ways? What is it about MGE that can attract not just autism, but a wide variety of autism?

God I hope Seven Sea's release of MGE will be a quiet success only, I don't want this to grow. MGE is all I have left in life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:33:32 2016 No.15142078 File: 179 KB, 900x675, 20160428212918_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:33:37 2016 No.15142079 >>15142064 Have you considered taking up gardening?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:34:40 2016 No.15142085 >>15142078 Hahahahahaha Yes, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:34:40 2016 No.15142086 >>15142078 Dios mio, you can't just ask that, little one! S-Sure

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:34:46 2016 No.15142087

>>15142064
It's the other way round. MGE doesn't attract these headtouched inbreds specifically more than any other media. Rather, they see fit to dirty whatever thing they can find with a unique idea or large following, and make it suck for anyone else involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:35:15 2016 No.15142090 >>15142078 I hold her face in the toilet until she stops kicking

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:35:23 2016 No.15142092 >>15142064 It could be because that they probably think that because they have an uncommon interest, they have the right to be horrible, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:35:32 2016 No.15142093 File: 35 KB, 229x343, 1459103938099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142048 >People not being able to stomach that shit when it wasn't that bad all things considered

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:36:37 2016 No.15142097 >>15142078 Of course we can, plus it's cold out so it would be rude of me to leave you with cold hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:37:45 2016 No.15142101 >>15142078 What man could say no

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:39:09 2016 No.15142104 >>15142093 We've had a relatively major influx of newfaggotry these past two months. What else can you expect but the most retarded, normie reactions possible?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:40:03 2016 No.15142108 >>15142093 >amputee >guro >blood >body modification You didn't check all of them, did you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:40:12 2016 No.15142109 >>15142093 Yeah, it honestly wasn't that bad I mean, I've seen worse Jesus fuck have I seen worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:41:38 2016 No.15142114 >>15142108 From those tags alone I can tell you're over-reacting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:41:40 2016 No.15142115 >>15134333 Trips for truth. I need my June fix. Why does he cuck me so. Its just not fair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:43:11 2016 No.15142121 >>15142115 Didn't you know Cockblocking people as a writer generates energy Why do you think stories are prone to cliffhangers?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:43:15 2016 No.15142123

>>15142108
I read through all four of them, and while I'll say I won't fap to it I read it with a mildly bored disinterest. Really, if you're going to go "LE OMG DON'TREAD THIS IT'S EXTREME LIKE WHIPPED CREAM" at least make it something that's upsetting or shocking.

Hell, the scene in Corpse Party where the little girl has her legs chopped off at the thighs by that ghost fucker and wakes up to bloody stumps before he goes The Butcher on her disturbed me more than 'I'm having sex and I took this magical medicine and now the pain is gone?' shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:43:35 2016 No.15142124 >>15142108 I can find ten much more deviant doujins for you in under as many minutes, if you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:44:53 2016 No.15142128 >>15142115 >>15142121 YBA is a busy motherfucker. Also, June is a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:45:56 2016 No.15142131 >>15142128 June is an angel

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:47:53 2016 No.15142137 >>15142123 >Corpse Party No no no Don't remind me of that I couldn't sleep for weeks due to that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:49:28 2016 No.15142143 File: 1.26 MB, 1438x813, 1461898168735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142137 Same. It was some scary shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:50:25 2016 No.15142149 >>15142128 Thats like, your own opinion man. But I'll respect it as your own though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:50:47 2016 No.15142151 >>15142137 You got any of that smeary stuff?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:50:49 2016 No.15142152 >>15142108 >shit pansies who have been past the panda for a week say

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:50:58 2016 No.15142154 File: 1.01 MB, 1200x2550, 1461898258385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142114 >>15142123 >>15142124 I'm not saying there isn't much worse out there, there is, but if you think this isn't bad you are pretty jaded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:51:27 2016 No.15142157 >>15142123 >>15142137 Was Corpse Party the one where one of the girls dies when a psychic force propels her into a solid wall with such speed that her body just turns into mincemeat and shattered bone shards upon impact?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:53:26 2016 No.15142160 >>15142157 I don't know, because I don't remember Because I forced myself to just blank it all out of memory God, playing that game in the dark was pants on head a stupid idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:53:50 2016 No.15142162 >>15142154 THIS is what you're getting worked up about? Hahah holy shit man, even babbies first guro is a hell of a lot worse than that. http://exhentai.org/g/314771/e3ac813b22/

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:56:05 2016 No.15142167

>>15142154
>not being jaded and emotionally zen enough to not even raise an eyebrow at the sight of a person's innards

Though, I realise I might be being a bit self-centered here. After all, I have gotten tangibly angry and upset at doujins before. The loli Geiger counter one, for example.
And that doujin with the harpy was the first NTR doujin I ever made the choice to actually read rom start to finish. I was only half surprised to find myself angry enough that there was a physical feeling of vileness in my stomach after reading that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:56:14 2016 No.15142168 >>15142143 >Kejourou on a full moon.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:56:56 2016 No.15142171 >>15142162 >getting worked up about I don't think you're responding to the guy you think you are

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:57:17 2016 No.15142172
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>>15142160
>tfw that one soul you talk to in Chapter 1
>says that when you die, your soul remains in the school, forever feeling the pain you felt the moment you died
>He then proceeds to yell in pain, saying
>"Shit, I shouldn't have died that way!"
I turned that game off immediately and never played it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:57:22 2016 No.15142173 >>15142162 Oof, jeez. I actually cringed and felt my balls recede slightly upon looking at page nine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:57:32 2016 No.15142174 >>15142157 Yes, yes it was. Very Brutal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:59:00 2016 No.15142178 >>15142154 I never flinch at guro shit, but there's something about getting hurt in the leg that makes me go "oh shit" internally. Maybe because I was shot in the leg once

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 22:59:13 2016 No.15142179 >>15142123 I still want to save Seiko.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:02:44 2016 No.15142184

>>15142178
Same. I'm always unreasonably conscious of sensory organs, joints, and arteries.
I sometimes flinch a little in fiction, and a lot IRL.

But horrifying guro doesn't have the same effect. sometimes it's really fappable, as demonstrated by chunlieater

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:03:41 2016 No.15142188

>>15142172
>Remember playing it with headphones because everyone says the experience is different
I still remember saying to myself "Haha, I played Dead Space in the dark. I can totally do this!"
And then I never picked up that game ever again because the nightmares worldn't stop

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:07:48 2016 No.15142193 File: 1.29 MB, 1885x1405, Cute slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe if I ignore them, they will go away

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:08:24 2016 No.15142194 >>15142193 Why would you ignore a slime?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:08:30 2016 No.15142195 File: 355 KB, 600x800, 55433669_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142193

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:09:38 2016 No.15142196 >>15142193 What if slime is actually shog

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:10:07 2016 No.15142198 >>15142195 I want o snuggle with her on that bed.....err her body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:10:39 2016 No.15142200 >>15142193 >we're on page 9 again Fug

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:10:49 2016 No.15142201 Well, I got curious about Corpse Party, looked up how Mayu died, and saw the anime clip. Time to add that to my slowy growing list of most hateful ways to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:10:53 2016 No.15142202 >>15142196 >You thought that I was a slime! But it was I, Shoggath!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:11:38 2016 No.15142203 >>15142200 >original post - 2 days ago It's time, Anon. It's time. You have to let go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:13:38 2016 No.15142208 >>15142202 But shoggoth, you is slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:16:12 2016 No.15142217 >>15142208 >You thought that I was Shoggath! >But it was I, Sea Slime!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:16:18 2016 No.15142218 >>15142200 Just make it easy and make the new thread once you hit image cap or something. Nothing bad will happen, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:16:55 2016 No.15142220 >>15142123 What girl? The only loli I remember is MC's imouto and she doesn't get guro'd. Or you mean the Sachiko flashback?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:19:52 2016 No.15142223 >>15142201 >>15142157 WHEN YOU COME TO IT AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE FOUND

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:20:40 2016 No.15142227 >>15142200 Quick everyone waste the rest of the image limit before we hit page 10

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:20:56 2016 No.15142229 File: 181 KB, 800x800, Burning is fun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In all honesty, I would rather not have the thread get deleted again. it feels nice to have a thread die naturally

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:22:36 2016 No.15142234 >>15142217 A chuuni slime sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:23:08 2016 No.15142236 >>15142229 So just make a new one once you hit that image limit instead of waiting around for another day in a huge laggy thread with no images AKB threads do it all the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:26:30 2016 No.15142243 >>15142227 We could still be up for a day or more so please no

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:28:43 2016 No.15142249 File: 225 KB, 1000x1000, 1461892623759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to operate with a monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:28:56 2016 No.15142251 >>15142236 How about you lurk more instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:34:09 2016 No.15142259 Well, hope Ya'll Dream of your Waifu, Please dont burn down the thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:35:39 2016 No.15142262 >>15142249 What kind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:36:11 2016 No.15142265 >>15142259 >>15142229 hmmm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:37:04 2016 No.15142266 >>15142265 Hmmm what?

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:41:57 2016 No.15142275

>>15142259
I just recently commissioned Sub for some lewd art of my waifu with one of my favourite fetishes, and the anticipation has been making me happy every waking moment.
I hope that's enough to cause some nice dreams, even if I still have to wait for the commission queue to clear up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:42:38 2016 No.15142277 >>15142262 Any kind! Speaking of, I'm writing a story about a team of MG's doing airsoft because I can, any MG's you want included?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:46:22 2016 No.15142284 >>15142259 >Have a nice dream with my waifu in it >Can't remeber most of it It hurts more than it should

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:47:04 2016 No.15142286 >>15142266 Burning is fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:48:20 2016 No.15142290 >>15142284 Your heart remembers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:49:51 2016 No.15142293 File: 453 KB, 1263x1800, 1461788331776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142249 The only reason to carry a weapon in KC-land is to protect your virginity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:54:09 2016 No.15142303 >>15142293 Or looking operator?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:55:30 2016 No.15142307 >>15142259 >"I won't let you sleep tonight."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:59:08 2016 No.15142318 >>15142266 He's invoking Hmmm, the ancient Germanic god of curses and sickness. >>15142277 Kurvy Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 23:59:35 2016 No.15142323 >>15142290 The tightness in my chest that I feel when I think about her proves that she exists. You're right, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:03:03 2016 No.15142330 >>15142307 Do you mean she'll watch you while you sleep because it calms her down to see you in such a vulnerable, open position yet peaceful because she knows she is protecting you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:05:44 2016 No.15142334 >>15142318 Will do anon

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:15:22 2016 No.15142347

>Get adopted by a man and his Mantis wife
>They have a daughter your age
>She's blind
>Growing up, she would always cling to and depend on you
>All through school, your parents made sure the two of you were always in the same class, and she always sat next to you with her desk pushed next to yours
>When you graduated, you had to find a job working from home because she would have panic attacks if she couldn't find you
>She rarely, if ever, speaks to anyone besides you, often whispering responses for you to relay when other people talk to her
>Insists on sleeping in the same bed as you, even though you're both adults now
>Secretly wants to have sex with you, but is afraid you'll leave her if she tries

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:18:10 2016 No.15142356 >>15142347 Too clingy. handicapped doesn't mean 'incapable of doing anything for yourself' usually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:29:35 2016 No.15142376 >>15142347 I want to sit her in my lap and pet her head. Would she have a chunky bottom?

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:30:09 2016 No.15142378

>>15142115
I've just finished Vengeance, and what exactly was that with MC seeing some alternate version of himself and Vanessa torturing him the story cuts off on? Was that because he touched her and fell into her madness for a while, or some magic happened? Or was it because the MC has peculiar past/capabilities the story sometimes hints on? Didn't quite got that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:31:48 2016 No.15142383 File: 99 KB, 402x500, Mantis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142347 >blind Mantis Nigga they've got two EXTRA spare pairs for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:32:45 2016 No.15142386 >>15142347 >>15142383 she has antennae which should help make it easier for her to get around, either way I'd be their to help her if she and her antennae aren't enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:32:57 2016 No.15142387 File: 288 KB, 1182x1439, 1455038948364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meat for dinner again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:33:48 2016 No.15142389 >>15142378 It's just YBA making it clear that the whole story is a huge joke played on the people that wanted this kind of story in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:34:57 2016 No.15142392 >>15140612 B-but I'm only doing this to refill my mana so don't get the wrong idea!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:37:38 2016 No.15142402 >>15142383 >>15142386 A blind Mantis, lawyer by day, ninja vigilante by night!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:41:14 2016 No.15142420 >>15142389 Looks to have some fair effort put into it for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:43:37 2016 No.15142434 File: 75 KB, 500x280, itsnotfair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15141906 >caring about this >caring about anything at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:44:09 2016 No.15142435 >>15142420 It's half serious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:44:33 2016 No.15142437 File: 453 KB, 611x900, 1446387237093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eromancers, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:48:24 2016 No.15142451 >>15142387 Ah yes. Mysterious stretchy meat. A solid staple of anyone's diet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:49:24 2016 No.15142455 >>15142437 A class I should not be allowed to take because my magical realm should stay in my head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:49:36 2016 No.15142456 >>15142451 I remember playing Digimon World and those fucking things grew off the ground in a field, I shit you not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:51:25 2016 No.15142463 >>15142456 You've obviously never worked at the stretchy-meat farm. It's a lovely life but you keep having to chase off werepups and wendigos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:51:28 2016 No.15142464 File: 181 KB, 850x850, sample-180ded106f1e7b730647b9968319036d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142456 You say this as if meat plants is the craziest shit to come out of Digimon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:51:30 2016 No.15142465 >>15142437 >I put on my cape and wizard condom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:52:21 2016 No.15142467 >>15142455 >not creating a pocket dimension where your libido is law

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:55:01 2016 No.15142471 >>15142467 I mean, that's a given but I'd have to put signs up saying that 'Beware, here they be stuff the likes of which your boner will die from or be confused at'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:56:02 2016 No.15142474 >>15142437 Succubi make the best ones. Except for that one lonely Ryu who had too much free time on her hands (claws?) and REALLY wanted Anon to notice her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:56:07 2016 No.15142475 >>15142471 >other men entering your Magical Realm I don't think you understand the point of pocky dimensions, Anon.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:57:32 2016 No.15142480
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>>15142463
>>15142464
I only got like three pieces of meat from the farm a day, so I had to feed my Digimon wild mushrooms to bulk it up.
Shame I couldn't get me a Ladydevimon.
>>15142474
Tribal eromancers and their ancient ways for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:59:57 2016 No.15142488 >>15142475 Come on man, it would be boring without excitement. I'd set up dungeons for folks based off my darkest desires and offer treasure to those who win! Those that lose I play with or send off if they've been good sports.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:01:00 2016 No.15142495 >>15142437 That's not an eromancer, it's a pregomancer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:01:26 2016 No.15142496 >>15142480 Ladydevimon is overrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:01:30 2016 No.15142498 >>15142488 >Those that lose I play with GAAAAAYYYY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:02:32 2016 No.15142501 >>15142496 I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:05:17 2016 No.15142505 >>15142498 What? To the victor go the spoils. Besides, I like breasts. Big breasts. Really big breasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:06:26 2016 No.15142509 File: 59 KB, 409x605, 1452491791752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142505 >REALLY BIG BREASTS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:08:42 2016 No.15142512 >>15142509 yep. And that succubutt's asking for an upgrade. Along with a little something to fill them, a bit of tweaking in the back, and maybe something about the middle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:09:26 2016 No.15142513 File: 234 KB, 650x753, 1444250266026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142509 Did he stutter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:11:09 2016 No.15142519 >>15142513 That's a good size for the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:11:24 2016 No.15142520 >>15142513 Alps don't stutter, only the autist Finn does.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:12:45 2016 No.15142524 [SPOILER]

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>A series of heinous crimes have been perpetrated all over your city.
>All of the victims of those crimes have been women
>Current Year
>Be Anon
>Be the perpetrator of those crimes
>Your daily schedule consists of eating, sleeping, studying for college, general tomfoolery, and perpetrating crimes against women
>Not necessarily in that order
>Why commit crimes?
>To put monster sluts in their place
>Been stalking this one Alp slut for the last week
>Black hair, pixie cut
>Kind of tall, 6'
>Black turtleneck
>You knew her when she was a guy
>Never liked him
>He was kind of a douche
>She always takes a shortcut through a schoolyard after she finishes work
>You're waiting for her, around a corner
>Its 7:45PM, the only lights are coming from nearby streetlights
>She'll be here in 15 minutes
>Take a Doppelgänger potion
>Instruct clones to take positions near the entrances
>She's here
>Put on ski mask
>Jump in front of her
>She recoils in surprise
>You can see the fear in her eyes
>Its delicious
>She knows why you're here but asks anyways
>You don't respond
>She takes a step back and your clones come in through the entrances
>She opens her mouth to scream but you're on her too fast
>"Hold the bitch down," you say
>Your clones do just that
>You grab her sleeve and push her arm back so that the sleeve in empty
>Tie the sleeve into a knot
>Double knot it
>Triple knot it just to be safe
>She's struggling, trying to break free, screaming, but her mouth is covered
>She tries to bite your clones arm, but you made sure they were wearing thick clothing in case that happened
>Triple knot her other arm
>Bolt out of there faster than a black father
>Her eyes are blank and glossy
>Both her arms are knotted
>She shakes and stares at them dully

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:13:08 2016 No.15142527 >>15142520 But Finn never stuttered in Star Wars...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:13:09 2016 No.15142528 >>15142480 I want to bugger that Bugbear!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:14:05 2016 No.15142530 File: 111 KB, 1016x1313, 1442863237564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142519 Better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:14:17 2016 No.15142532 >>15142524 >.jpeg.png

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:14:40 2016 No.15142534
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>>15142513
Can we go smaller? And um...more compact?
You know the style. Smooth, silky, lithe.
The entire body a sweeping curve whose thighs can be wrapped around one of yours as she leans back to stare into your eyes.
Can I get mine in Sabbath flavor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:15:48 2016 No.15142536 >>15142530 An ample improvement. That would be good Unless I really feel like teasing her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:16:07 2016 No.15142539 >>15142387 I was never clear if that images was supposed to be Anon leaving a present/lure for Wendigo, or vice versa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:16:32 2016 No.15142540 >>15142524 Why would they do that?

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:17:13 2016 No.15142543
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>>15142530
I want to start a cult, centered entirely around worshiping this semen demon. We can gather to help summon more of her Imp minions each week.

There'll be pizza at our meetings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:17:30 2016 No.15142545 >>15142513 >>15142530 The meat needs to be on the bottom, not the top.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:17:32 2016 No.15142546 >>15142539 It's like a cat leaving a mouse at your doorstep. Only cuter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:19:43 2016 No.15142549 File: 150 KB, 760x920, 1437191647908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142545 Satisfied?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:19:58 2016 No.15142551 >>15142543 >pizza >lolis too Sounds like a fun time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:20:40 2016 No.15142554 >>15142549 Smaller and bigger.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:20:40 2016 No.15142555

>>15142543
Tell them you'll have punch & pie. More people will come.
>>15142546
>a cat leaving a mouse at your doorstep.
My cats don't leave what they catch outside, they bring them in the kitchen and then there's blood and guts and feathers everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:21:37 2016 No.15142558 >>15142549 The original guy here. Specific bullying for a monotaur would be keeping her near flat while I just give her the biggest booty in the land. My land.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:22:37 2016 No.15142564 File: 284 KB, 1600x1067, Tag Team.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to summon Nekobus twins!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:23:29 2016 No.15142567 >>15142543 >tfw you just go for the pizza and don't want any lolis

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:24:28 2016 No.15142571 File: 272 KB, 700x979, 1454543383183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142554 I might have one or two smaller, but that's the fattest succubutt I have I think. Maybe >>15142564 can satisfy your urges?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:24:45 2016 No.15142573 >>15142567 That's like only showing up for pizza and bagel days at Planet Fitness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:25:05 2016 No.15142574 >>15142564 I'm going to feed nekobus twins!

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:25:16 2016 No.15142576

>>15142567
>That one guy who shows up the meetings, not even wearing his spooky cultist robe.
>Takes no part in helping to summon sexy demons.
>Just sits at the back and eats the pizza.

You are the worst. I hope a Sloth Demoness drags you away for being such a sponge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:27:55 2016 No.15142585 >>15142571 Butts need to be huge, breasts need to be small.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:29:02 2016 No.15142588 >>15142387 It is kind of the wendigo to give that which she treasures most to the human. The pitiable human, with no claws to rend flesh, dull teeth unsuited to snap bone, no cloak to ward away the cold. Truly theirs is a hard lot in life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:29:31 2016 No.15142590 >>15142585 Please. I'd take both in very large sizes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:30:39 2016 No.15142594 File: 594 KB, 2623x1769, 1441854821662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is he, she wondered, and where is he going?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:30:44 2016 No.15142596 >>15142588 She's probably just worried Anon hasn't got enough food to survive the winter, so she hunted some wild stretchy anime meat for him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:32:41 2016 No.15142601 >>15142594 Humans don't usually come by this high up in the mountains, it's too cold for them, this Human is lost and he might need help. Better follow closely.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:32:55 2016 No.15142603
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>>15141896
On one hand I wanted a Unicorn.

On the other I never saw you once draw a horse lady and I wanted to see how well you handled it.

That's some damn fine work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:33:33 2016 No.15142605 >>15142601 What if it's Mori Buntaro on his way to climbing a mountain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:34:40 2016 No.15142607 File: 172 KB, 850x841, 1454109014171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142601 >>15142605 In any event, he surely feels cold! It's up to the littlest awa to show him some boreal hospitality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:35:52 2016 No.15142611 >>15141896 Oh my.... I love both of them. Shame I'll have to tell sensei that I'm done with schooling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:36:42 2016 No.15142612 File: 478 KB, 611x900, wait a minute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142437 sideways vagina-having cloacasnake detected

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:38:40 2016 No.15142616 >>15142612 It's like a puzzle down there. Which gap do you put it into? Or do you just press against them until you find the right one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:38:46 2016 No.15142617 >>15142603 >The cuter announcer from YuYu Hakusho I need to go back and rewatch that anime one day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:39:17 2016 No.15142618 >>15142617 I've never seen it at all, is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:39:36 2016 No.15142619 >>15142612 Maybe it opens into an exciting space of wonder and awe like miss Fateburn's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:40:42 2016 No.15142625 >>15142619 >miss Fateburn's KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:41:14 2016 No.15142629 someone post Shamsiel

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:41:21 2016 No.15142630 >>15142617 You mean the second announcer. She's good but the first will always be the true announcer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:42:17 2016 No.15142631 >>15142630 Second girl was objectively more fuckable though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:42:35 2016 No.15142633 File: 250 KB, 1200x1831, 1430438365472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142629 Did somebody call for Succutitties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:43:31 2016 No.15142638 >>15142631 I will not argue that point. Delicious brown is the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:43:32 2016 No.15142637 >>15142607 Seems like she's the one getting helped there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:43:49 2016 No.15142641 >>15142618 Anon. Stop typing right now, pull up whatever streaming site you use, and watch it. Immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:44:43 2016 No.15142644 >>15142633 Totally worth losing my soul for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:44:49 2016 No.15142645 >>15142641 Don't tell me what to do, tell me about the show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:45:45 2016 No.15142647 >>15142637 Nonsense, the clumsy Human needs to be kept warm, it just happens that a piggyback ride is the best way to share her heat with him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:45:47 2016 No.15142648 >>15142641 >streaming

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:46:06 2016 No.15142651 >>15142633 >breasts get engorged with milk whenever she's near a church Unf. I want to apply that aspect of Shamsiel to MGE Succubi and girls like Hellhounds and maybe even Undead.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:48:28 2016 No.15142658

>>15142645
>Delinquent teen gets hit by a car
>Has a near-death experience
>Gets recruited by the king of hell to hunt demons
>Comes back to life with laser finger powers
>Recruits his rival (who learns to make laser swords), a fox spirit, and two midgets to fight

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:50:08 2016 No.15142661 >>15142658 I'm not going to lie, that sounds like shit. I was willing to give it a chance because of HxH being good but you're not helping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:50:18 2016 No.15142662 >>15142651 But that would complicate my plans for a Hellhound nun. Actually, no, it would be fine like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:51:37 2016 No.15142666 Guys, I just want a little daughteru to cuddle between me and my waifu. Why must I suffer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:52:21 2016 No.15142667 >>15142661 Description really doesn't do it justice, just watch it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:52:38 2016 No.15142669 >>15142662 Would she ask you for regular milkings so that she doesn't do anything lewd mid mass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:52:43 2016 No.15142670 >>15142666 Because you rebelled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:53:45 2016 No.15142671 >>15142667 >it's totally not shit guise! Fine, I'll watch it. But if it's bad I'm coming for you and whacking you over the head with a rubber chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:53:50 2016 No.15142672 >>15142662 >But that would complicate my plans for a Hellhound nun. All the young boys love Sister Embereyes, she has the nicest tail and she's very kind!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:54:40 2016 No.15142674 >>15142644 you wont if your stamina is good

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:55:59 2016 No.15142678 >>15142669 Why do Hellhounds and breast-play/lactation work so well together?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:56:28 2016 No.15142679 >>15142670 Against what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:57:12 2016 No.15142681 >>15142679 Gee, I wonder what Satan rebelled against.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:58:18 2016 No.15142685 >>15142681 Oh hey, I just noticed that. I guess I am a bit of a shitter then, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:58:20 2016 No.15142686 >>15142662 Would she be gentle? Or would she be one of those strict nuns who send misbehaving boys to bed with spanked rear ends?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:58:56 2016 No.15142687 >>15142678 It works well with all of them in my opinion. But for hellhounds? Because you get to feel their tails wagging ultra fast while they start panting.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:59:01 2016 No.15142688

>>15142678
Because thug monsters doing something related to motherhood for a sex act is hot, and the idea of warm milk straight from the tit is nice.
>She nurses you to sleep with her warm milk while giving you a gentle handjob
>Last thing you see is her licking the cum off her paws

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 01:59:57 2016 No.15142690 >>15142688 >Last thing you see is her licking the cum off her paws aww jeez

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:00:59 2016 No.15142695 >>15142690 She wants to make sure you fall asleep with your head full of lewd thoughts of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:01:07 2016 No.15142696 I'm going to go hunting for a Shiny Wurm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:01:46 2016 No.15142701 >>15142695 Well she sounds fantastic at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:02:06 2016 No.15142704 >>15142696 Remember to buy a Master Ball.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:02:47 2016 No.15142706 >>15142696 What are you going to do when you find her? Pee on her? I'd pee on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:03:22 2016 No.15142710 >>15142706 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:04:06 2016 No.15142712 >>15142706 Hello Whizzard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:04:52 2016 No.15142714 >>15142706 Why must it be a Wurm? Can't you just pee on a Matango or Alraune or Mandragora?

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:05:40 2016 No.15142717
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>>15142688
>Because thug monsters doing something related to motherhood for a sex act is hot
>Last thing you see is her licking the cum off her paws
I'm rock solid.
>no busty onee-san type Hellhound delinquent will "bully" you by forcing you into a nursing handjob
>she will never have you and her purposely go past a church just to entice you with the milk dribbling through her tight t-shirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:05:51 2016 No.15142718 >>15142712 sup. >>15142714 Wurms are the most innocent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:06:43 2016 No.15142720 >>15142706 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:07:30 2016 No.15142725 >>15142717 >Hellhound-san please. >Those people aren't a threat. >You're crushing my head. >Please calm down Hellhound-san. "WAN WAN WAN!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:08:58 2016 No.15142728 >>15142678 Because their tits are an attractive and unusual color and because they're framed by Hellfluff™ padding for your comfort

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:10:32 2016 No.15142732 >>15142686 Strict in public but a coddling pushover in private

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:11:34 2016 No.15142736 >>15142732 Sensitive paw pads? A paw rub wouldn't be out of the question would it? It's purely non-sexual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:13:25 2016 No.15142741 File: 243 KB, 959x1400, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So have you guys been following that new 'Love Hina with monstergirls' manga?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:15:20 2016 No.15142743 >>15142741 If only every man could be so lucky to wake up like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:15:24 2016 No.15142744 >>15142741 No but god damn, I'd that ghost

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:18:19 2016 No.15142750 >>15142741 There are too many fat ghost butts in this house!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:20:20 2016 No.15142756 >>15142743 It's not really that great. He woke up a mile in the air one day, and every time something lewd happens as a result of her poor sleeping habits, he gets thrown out a window.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:20:21 2016 No.15142757
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>Hears your friends joking about her stealing you from them (not knowing she was within earshot)
>Tries to throw away your relationship entirely because she's scared your friends will grow to hate you because of her, and you too will grow to hate her as a result

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:21:54 2016 No.15142760 >>15142756 He's a harem(?) protagonist. He'll live.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:24:12 2016 No.15142768 File: 230 KB, 959x1400, 18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142744 Be gentle

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:25:47 2016 No.15142777 >>15142757 Stop shilling monoeye shit, gaben

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:25:59 2016 No.15142778 >>15142768 I'm spreading those legs, eating her out, and impregnating that ghost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:26:10 2016 No.15142780 >>15142757 The solution is obvious. Kill all the friends so you can be with her. Become one with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:35:32 2016 No.15142800 >>15142780 Thanks Grail-kun! You always know what to do!

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:38:04 2016 No.15142805

>>15138929
Thick is love. Thick is life. As are most other body types imo.

>>15138930
Maybe.

>>15138933
>>15138941
>>15138944
>>15139692
>>15139905
>>15140412
>>15140415
I'm glad you guys like!

>>15138937
I'm glad you like, and thanks for pointing that out anon! A combination of placement and perspective I think, it's definitely one of my weaknesses. Just gotta get back to studies though. Gotta git gud.

>>15138949
Thanks dude! For me they are, but I suspect it's because I've been jumping between different styles. I feel like I'm approaching a sweet spot with anime though, so we'll see. Just gotta keep drawing for sure o7

Gonna be a hectic weekend, but I'm hoping to have my drawing setup back up and running next week.

Goodnight /mgt/

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:40:58 2016 No.15142816 >>15142805 >Maybe What, you don't even know what she's playing? You're a hack, man! Bet it's in your genes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:41:15 2016 No.15142817 >>15142812 Such bad girls! You gotta punish them by making them work on the meat farm if you catch them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:43:18 2016 No.15142821 >>15142816 Also maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:45:16 2016 No.15142825 File: 2.66 MB, 1504x1920, a2b5a310a5c82a239abf91ce2c27ded0-da0mex9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >really really good picture of Miia's mom pops up >Can't pretend it's Miia cause the 3rd face scale will constantly remind me Kill me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:48:07 2016 No.15142834 File: 213 KB, 420x600, 1385323651518[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TZICH all of you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:49:07 2016 No.15142841 >>15142825 Miia's mom > Miia

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:50:27 2016 No.15142844 >You'll never rape an Elf by accident

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:50:29 2016 No.15142845 >>15142841 >Miia's mom > Miia This is objectively true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:52:12 2016 No.15142849 >>15142841 >>15142845 Miia's mom has got it going on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:53:44 2016 No.15142854 >>15142825 Nevermind, a friend fixed it for me, now in my Miia belly dance folder https://my.mixtape.moe/bcrmdu.png >>15142845 >>15142849 >>15142841 Miia's mom is hot ya, but only cause she's just a more milfy version of Miia Miia is best

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:53:57 2016 No.15142856 >>15142849 I don't need that song in my head, I don't even like it, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:00:29 2016 No.15142870 I'm going to lay a curse on the MGC Mall's lady undergarmet section so that any women who puts them on turns into a milfy version of herself! Women who are already milfs become double milfs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:00:30 2016 No.15142871 >>15142849 She's all I want, and I've waited for so long!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:01:04 2016 No.15142872 >>15142870 Double? You mean a GMILF?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:02:44 2016 No.15142875 >>15142834 Fatty

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:03:45 2016 No.15142877 >>15142812 I tried to flip this for you but we're at image limit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:03:47 2016 No.15142878 >>15142870 >double milfs Son, stop while you're ahead. No plane of existence could hold that much 'Ara Ara'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:03:47 2016 No.15142880 >>15142875 Look at her waist, it's so thin. Only her ass is fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:05:01 2016 No.15142881 >>15142877 Sorry, let me help out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:05:48 2016 No.15142883 >>15142877 http://imgur.com/g5HLAny Here it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:07:32 2016 No.15142888 >>15142872 No anon. Double milfs. >>15142878 Nyet, I can see it now. My whole life is moving towards this moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:10:29 2016 No.15142891 >>15142875 Please. I know my fatties and that Caterpillar ain't fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:11:52 2016 No.15142893 File: 1.07 MB, 1685x1161, 1393787081541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15142891 OMNOMNOM!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:13:19 2016 No.15142900 >>15142893 Nope, still not fat. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm got some weighty demons to get in a contract with while others shout at me to go.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:14:22 2016 No.15142901

>>15141890
First of all you need to change your "advertising"

When I read your post my reaction was "Oh, it's just some mindless smut, I'll pass"
5 hours later, seeing no one answered you I decided to give you a review out of pity and it turned out that I really enjoyed the story

Include a picture in your post to attract more attention, write a 1 line summary of the plot, give tags instead of fetishes, sent it to the wordpress and whatever else you want to do to get more people reading your story

As for the story itself the flow of time was well done and the plot advanced forward smoothly
You made a good use of the Jabberwock's tentacles
All the cuddly scenes before they entered the hotel were great
The dialogue was good enough
And overall it was well written and executed

As for the negatives I found that the Cheshire scene was a bit forced, you should have either removed it or expended it into something more meaningful
The smut didn't really work for me too well but that's way too subjective, and besides all the cuddling actually got me hard

As a side note, I'm saddened to see that you've wrote so many stories and that they all sit at relatively low view counts, you deserve much more attention.
Good luck to you, I wish you the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:15:10 2016 No.15142902 >>15142893 Nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:21:36 2016 No.15142914 >>15142902 But she's a metalhead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:27:18 2016 No.15142925 Been reading some William Gibson. Wish we had cyberpunk stories. Cyclops and Anubi would work well in that type of setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:28:17 2016 No.15142926 >>15142914 She looks like she's more into Prog-Rock and Ambient-Metal. I should know all my best friends are metalheads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:28:38 2016 No.15142928 >>15142914 So am I but that doesn't stop me from being a nerd. The line between Metal and Nerdy is vanishingly small, Anon. And she's fat.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:28:58 2016 No.15142931

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to sign up with your local golem relocation squad.

Hundreds of ancient war and arcana golems are discovered every year, each of them need a homestay while they are acclimated to the modern era.

Many of them have enhanced muscles and some well constructed....assets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:30:45 2016 No.15142934 >>15142870 I want a milfy Lich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:30:47 2016 No.15142935 >>15142926 >Prog-Rock Oh great, so now Moth-chan is going to make me sit through all of King Crimson's stuff and then giggle whenever a song comes on that had porn named after it. Confusion will be my epitaph.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:31:48 2016 No.15142937 >>15142931 This is very Pratchett-esque. If I sign up for this, do I get an adoring Golem secretary who puts on a dress and reads women's magazines?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:35:02 2016 No.15142945 >>15142937 Yes. She would cook for you every day and try to enhance her womanly charm just like the magazines says. she would ask you if her sign would be when she became conscious or when she was constructed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:36:02 2016 No.15142946 >>15142934 With them hips and those breasts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:36:40 2016 No.15142949 >>15142945 When she became conscious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:38:09 2016 No.15142950 >>15142949 Then she is a taurus and wishes to know what your sign is to compare compatibility.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:39:41 2016 No.15142953 >>15142926 Jake please leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:42:40 2016 No.15142963 >>15142950 I'm Pisces, I think. >>15142953 Who is this Jake?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:42:44 2016 No.15142964 >>15142616 Careful with those puzzle vaginas. Every so often, you end up with one that doesn't quite make sense. http://oglaf.com/puzzlecunt/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:47:12 2016 No.15142968 >>15142963 The magazines state that you have have excellent compatibility in relationships and sex. She wishes to test this, do you accept?

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:49:14 2016 No.15142972

>>15142968
I call her out on her bullshit, Pisces and Taurus are a shit match.
Pisces and Cancer is GOAT, though. I could offer to rewrite her chem at an appropriate moment to recreate her personality based on this new astrological sign.
Or maybe I'll rewrite her to ignore horoscopes because they're a shit. Horoscopes and bitches, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:51:04 2016 No.15142973 >>15142972 But the magazines.....

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:52:12 2016 No.15142977 >>15142973 Are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:53:25 2016 No.15142979 >>15142977 Well, can you prove her wrong? The ladies in the magazines seem quite knowledgeable. Did you know that blue is the new black?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:55:29 2016 No.15142985 >>15142979 >blue is the new black The wavelengths of light have not changes, ergo this is fallacious. I am okay with a blue Golem though, she'd be soothing in these troubled times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:55:39 2016 No.15142986 >>15142979 Do not make me go /fa/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:57:50 2016 No.15142994 >>15142985 Cuddle the golem. She wants to pat your head. >>15142986 whats /fa/ with monster girls? Can it explain why I'm still not asleep?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 03:58:54 2016 No.15143000 >>15142994 >Spoiler No, go to bed goddamit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 04:00:33 2016 No.15143001 >>15143000 Will do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 04:00:42 2016 No.15143002 >>15142963 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIx0sFNDH4

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 04:11:41 2016 No.15143024 I want to be a 19th century anthropologist who goes among the Wendigo to do an ethnographic study of them only to become so enamored with their life-style I become a member of their tribe.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 04:14:58 2016 No.15143029

>>15141330
It helps me remember one important thing, no matter what you do, doing nothing is equal to death.

She reminds me that, no matter what, drudge on. It pays off in some way. That and having someone to talk about my day and problems with helps me motivate myself to do better and face my problems.

In brighter news I discovered I can swim the entire length of an Olympic swimming pool in one breath. That and I learned that it really doesn't take too long to learn to outdraw the Western section in the exhentai directory.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 04:56:51 2016 No.15143083

>>15141330
>How far are you willing to go
Not very far.

>How much effort will you put in
Not a lot.

>When it comes to self improvement in general
I'm terrible at it.

>How much does the presence of a waifu help?
Staves off out-right, soul-crushing depression at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:00:46 2016 No.15143091 >>15141803 This is why I just read that ZedxSyndra comic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:05:16 2016 No.15143096 >>15142534 ...what is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:06:49 2016 No.15143100 >>15143096 Fuck you newKonosuba

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:11:11 2016 No.15143108

>>15143100
Well thanks anon!

>Google it
>Not a hentai
>Comedy anime based off a web novel
>Guy gets tossed into MMORPG-esqe Fantasy World
>Winds up with the ditzy goddess who brought him there as a companion
>Keeps running into demonic forces even after he decides he'd rather just settle in and relax somewhere fancy

...eh. Might still check it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:12:08 2016 No.15143110 >>15143108 It's pretty sweet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:17:37 2016 No.15143115 >>15143110 Sweet how?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:19:48 2016 No.15143121 >>15143115 It just makes me laugh, and the MC is pretty good as well. Just check out the first episode, it's a fun ride.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:31:13 2016 No.15143129 >>15143121 Eh, I just started Samurai Flamenco.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:34:45 2016 No.15143131 >>15143129 Just get ready for shit to go down whenever you hear Guillotine Gorilla

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:59:45 2016 No.15143162 >>15143131 What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:23:36 2016 No.15143200 Ded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:24:42 2016 No.15143202 >>15143200 Hush, only rest now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:28:32 2016 No.15143207 >>15143202 But I just had my morning coffee, you can't tell me to rest. Hell I'm so full of energy I could conquer the world with a mayadere Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:29:05 2016 No.15143208 >>15143200 The periods are getting more often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:30:03 2016 No.15143210 >tfw that Mizone oyakodon sequel with harpies is translated Muh dick Mother + daughter threesome is the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:32:30 2016 No.15143214 >>15143207 Yeah? Well, go fuck a Squirrel Girl, see which one of you stays chipper the longest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:39:17 2016 No.15143221 >>15143214 http://i.imgur.com/hQfOmpv.jpg Wouldn't mind that one bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:40:49 2016 No.15143223 >>15143221 >hfw she sees your nuts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:41:49 2016 No.15143226 I want an ASMR of an shy, creepy Cyclops who's tied me up and is whispering excitedly in my ear about how she's finally going to lose her virginity

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:54:28 2016 No.15143239 >>15143226 I want to be chained up blindfolded by an Oomukade while she accidentally ASMRs me by scuttling around the room, whispering to herself about all the things she's going to do and ufufufu-ing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 07:23:07 2016 No.15143282 >>15143210 I can't find the translated anywhere. link?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 07:25:06 2016 No.15143286 >>15143226 I want to find something to live for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 08:05:12 2016 No.15143369 >>15143286 I want to find a lonely MG that needs to find something to live for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 08:07:28 2016 No.15143375 >>15143129 Oh man, I just finished watching that about three or four days ago. You are in for a fucking RIDE. Episodes 11 to 13 aren't the highest points of the series, but don't worry, it really fucking kicks off after that. Several times, even.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 08:11:02 2016 No.15143384 >Beeb hot as fuck all year round >Suddenly cold as shit overnight >All the yetis probably already left town when it was hot Oh god somebody help

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 08:20:37 2016 No.15143402 >>15143384 What are you complaining about, Anon? cold days are literally the best, Yuki-onna waifus are god-tier because of that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 08:25:34 2016 No.15143417 >>15143402 Cold is great because you can cuddle for warmth, but there ain't any no warmth in here! I don't wanna be frozen to death by a yuki-onna!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 08:28:03 2016 No.15143420 >>15143417 Don't worry, she will come and cuddle you when you are nearly broken, i guess it's a Yandere one.

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