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>> No.15082298

x is best girl

>> No.15082304

Maids are trash.

>> No.15082459

>>15082447
So like Boar Orcs?

Or B'Orcs?

Musclefat with cute tusks?

>> No.15082461
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Lets burn everything to the ground

>> No.15082466

That's an interesting harpy-esque design for the OP image.

Is she from anything?

>> No.15082469
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>>15082461
Saucy

>> No.15082471

>>15082459
Boar means male, like stag or bull. So whatever they got turned into, sure wouldn't be called a boar.

>> No.15082476
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15082476

Raiju are fucking sexy. But I could do without the nymphomania.

>> No.15082477

>>15082466
The most I can gather is that she's from a mobile game of some sort.

>> No.15082478

>>15082471
Hog orcs, then. H'orcs!

>> No.15082483
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>>15082283
And?

Nigga I get to be a fucking cool ass Butler for Batwoman.

What have you got? Some shitty love? HOW DOES THAT COMPARE TO THE ABOVE!?

>> No.15082485

>>15082476
> I could do without the nymphomania
Then your selection on monster girl waifus is a bit slim.

>> No.15082487

>>15082476
There's a joke to be made about black superheroes and lightning powers here.

>> No.15082490
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>>15082476
Enjoy your girl without nymphomania. Good taste.

>> No.15082492

>>15082471
Didn't stop Minotaurs being a thing and they're supposed to be male.

>> No.15082493

>>15082483
Being Alfred is cool and all, but I want to be childhood friends with a cuddlebug Lilim who uses me as a living daki and refuses to stop clinging to my back even when we're both adults.

>> No.15082494

>>15082448
Excellent, time to have a threesome with a soft MG and a /fit/ MG.

>> No.15082495

>>15082483
Not him but batwoman is a pretty terrible character. Easily 2nd worst in the batfamily behind Damien.

>> No.15082496

>>15082487
She'll send a shock to your system!

>> No.15082497

>>15082476
Fuck, that's a good recolour. The brown skin is definitely a plus, but just look at that greyscale colour scheme. The blacks and whites work well together with the lightning theme to make it very striking, I think.
You could just imagine her shooting out pure white bolts of electricity sgainst a stark black background.

>> No.15082498

Mindf̢la͜ye͡rs͠ ͢are̡ cu͘t̨e.

>> No.15082503
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>>15082466
mobage get all the good designs

>> No.15082506

>>15082487
Hey, Static Shock was a fucking great cartoon.

>> No.15082508
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>>15082493
And what I'm telling you is that you're lame!

LAME!

>>15082495
Except it would be Batman as a lady.

>> No.15082512

>>15082469
Poor Anon.

Forever under the watchful eye of an over-protective Hellhound.

>> No.15082519

>>15082508
Anon you shouldn't trust women with white hair.

>> No.15082520

>>15082506
The Static Shock crossovers with the rest of the DCAU were fucking amazing.

>>15082508
Explain how I'm lame for wanting a loving and fulfilling relationship with a beautiful girl that I grew up with.

>> No.15082521

>>15082512
While she looks short, she also has huge milky titties so it checks out.

>> No.15082537

>>15082492
Minotaur was a singular monster, not a they. Just like the sphinx or many of the other singular monsters. KC just bogarted the name for a whole species since it's the most recognizable cow monster. Not like anyone would recognize bous.

>> No.15082541

>>15082476
>Her face when you whip out your massive D battery.

>> No.15082547

>>15082520
>The Static Shock crossovers with the rest of the DCAU were fucking amazing.

Absolutely, yeah. It helped that Justice League Unlimited was a fantastic show as well.
Remember the future episodes where you saw old Static Shock, and he was just the coolest goddamn thing?

I need to see about rewatching all that stuff. It was a good few years ago.

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>>15082520
You're lame because you want a loving and fulfilling relationship with a beautiful girl you grew up with rather than be Alfred for a Lilim Batman.

>> No.15082549

>>15082508
>Except it would be Batman as a lady.

That's not Batwoman. That would be like Lady Batman or something.

>> No.15082552

>>15082476
Having a Raiju means free electricity for your car.

>> No.15082571

>>15082552
More like your car is free orgasms for her.

>> No.15082578

>>15082571
Potayto, potahto.

>> No.15082590

>>15082547
I still remember Batman mentioning the Titans in his crossover with Static and I'm still frustrated that crossover never happened.

>>15082548
Those are some hot opinions you're throwing around there anon.

>> No.15082603

>>15082571
Even better.

>> No.15082609

>>15082603
That's the spirit.

>> No.15082620
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15082620

I often wonder what the text in this guys stuff says.

>> No.15082623

How do I upgrade my raiju with additional Energy Tanks?

>> No.15082627

>>15082623
Chest mounted?

>> No.15082631

>>15082623
Batteries Double-D's

>> No.15082639

>TFW you see all these guys living the high life with the Demon Lord and her daughters as butlers, husbands, harem-members, etc., and you're just the Demon Lord's Less Successful Twin's roommate.
>TFW everyone else is living some kind of sappy, hugbox romance novel while you're standing there having a shouting match with a 7000-year-old sanitation engineer about whose turn it is to clean the toilet and who touched the fucking thermostat.

>> No.15082653
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>>15082627
I thought they were rear inserted. If they're chest mounted, would her breasts get bigger and smaller as she gains and uses energy?

>>15082631
I'll always think of this doujin when raijus are brought up.

>> No.15082698

>>15082653
What about Raijus with big rears?

Also, this thread is going a bit too slow.

>> No.15082701

>>15082698
We need some Raiju energy to make it go fast.

>> No.15082705
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15082705

Who is your favourite MG artist?

>> No.15082710

>>15082705
She has 4 arms and one gun

Why didn't they issue her 3 more guns what the fuck

>> No.15082715
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Anon! Now that you've reached the ripe adult age of 13 in Nipponland, it's time for you to get e̶v̶i̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ started on your great adventure outside the village!

What is your goal, you may ask? You must use your BALLS to capture monstergirls! Tempt them with the sweet, sweet mana they adore inside your balls, along with promises of sweet spirit energy and husbandu! Use them to visit the gyms across the land to c̶o̶l̶l̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶g̶e̶s̶ get FIT in preparation for managing your final harem!

But before you go, you should choose your first companion to help you on your way! We wouldn't want to be irresponsible by sending a child out into the world alone! Luckily, you can choose from this fine selection of predatory young Succubi for the first member of your harem!

Go on, Anon. Choose!

>> No.15082719

>>15082715
The pink haired one without a doubt.

>> No.15082723

>>15082715
Far right

>> No.15082726

>>15082715
Third from the right in the black

>> No.15082730

>>15082715
The one in the middle is mine.

>> No.15082735

>>15082715
Drills is mine. If she gets too haughty I can always tease her about her tiny ears.

>> No.15082737

>>15082459
Something like that, yes. Essentially the Black Orcs to a normal P'Orc warband who make all the smaller Orcs do their bidding and fuck their men wildly in public before after-sex cuddles with horn/tusk polishing and neck mane petting

>> No.15082759
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Fuck it's perfect so far

I love Miia

>> No.15082764

>>15082759
Meer is shit.

>> No.15082765

>>15082715
This one is missing the best girl.
The one with the ram horns and no panties.

>> No.15082766

>>15082705
Who let the dork onto the battlefield?

>> No.15082770

>>15082766
Her stomach is about to be battled with.

>> No.15082778

>>15082770
With semen?

>> No.15082792
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Cuddlemonsters

>> No.15082793

You guys seen this yet?

>>>/v/334427810

>> No.15082797

>>15082764
What's a Meer? We're talking about Miia.

>> No.15082800

>>15082778
With a fist.

>> No.15082802

>>15082793
>Going to /v/
>Remembering that /v/ exists
Why would any of us have seen it?

>> No.15082806
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>>15082793
>Skeleton
Sorry girls, there's only one bone in my life.

>> No.15082807

>>15082792
They seem spiky.

Are they all part of a singular being?

>> No.15082809

>>15082797
At one point i think Google Translate, translated "Miia" to "Meer"

It still might though, haven't checked recently

>> No.15082810

>>15082800
But that's way too mean.

>> No.15082814

>>15082797
Meer iirc is the localization of Miia's name in the english version of EMG. Basically, shitposters being shitposters.

>> No.15082815

>>15082809
More like during the initial announcement for the EMG anime, somebody reported the localized name for Miia as Meer. That got fixed IIRC.

>> No.15082816

I was in the other thread for an hour wondering why it was quiet, the dot at the top never turned red or say "ARCHIVED"

Being alone sucks.

Anyways, how does it feel knowing Baphomets canonically have the best vaginas are the most powerful Monster Girls?

>> No.15082817

>>15082639
>Rent day comes, hours of arguing with each other and threats of calling the police from your neighbors descends into angry sex.

>She's hogging the bathroom again, you're both sweaty and unsanitary from your bluecollar jobs. After 30 minutes of you banging on the bathroom door she opens it with her shirt half on and pants around her ankles. You have a shouting match then and there for a few minutes before wrestling into the shower for more angry sex.

>Mouse in the attic. She wants you to go take care of it. She's a 7000 year old all powerful Demon Lord Lite she can go take care of it herself. She doesn't appreciate being called demon lord LITE. More shouting. Angry sex. Doormouse comes down from the attic and goes find some other house to squat in because god damn you two are loud.

>Game day. Superbowl dawg. The new episode of Monstergirl General Hospital is also on. Only one TV. Arguing leads to a broken remote. Further arguing descend into angry sex, on the coffee table.

>Driving around in your shared car. Stop at a gas station to fill up and get snacks. They don't have what she wants. Arguing with the cashier turns into arguing with you. Angry anal in gas station bathroom. She one hit K.O. a trucker on the way out for good measure.

>Picking her up from work. She's not outside so you go into the building to see what''s holding her up. Cunt contractor anubis telling her how a monkey could do her job. She did her job though so she's bearing it for the paycheck. Gets the paper and turns to leave with you. Inspecting the floor our unfortunate middle aged dog girl quips that 'and you missed a spot you failure'. Not something you say to a demon lord lite without getting knocked the fuck o- oh hey and down she goes. Argue with her in the office building about how she needs all the employment she can get right now. Angry sex on the spots she missed.

>Friday night. 12 AM and all's quiet. You and her are sitting in the living room couch in the dark, dressed half assed, beer in hand enjoying the dull halftimes flickering glow of your CRT widescreen. Demon Lord actual is on the TV sharing a stage with Eros, giving a peace speech in some middle east country about how love and monsters and men are all the world needs and should be and other sappy crap. Loud sigh from your immediate left. Turn to face her. She turns to face you. Eyes lidded with exhaustion and resignation.
"I hate that perfect bitch and her perfect bitch life."
>A second or two passes in silence
"Yeah.... me too."
>Looking right at you, her eyes open a little more and her features relax. New life surges just under the surface and a most profane moment of recognition and understanding passes between you two. Everything clicks and falls into place as you both realize that within arms reach is the only person in this world who will ever truly understand you.In one fluid motion you lean into each other and kiss. Slowly, then again, then with tongue and loud moaning and groping and the ripping of clothes. Goddamn you can't get these clothes off fast enough to violently mash your genitals together. Fucking on the couch, fall to the floor, prop her up the TV and jizz all over her sister's face on the screen. She stands up straight turns around and jumps you. You catch her and are fucking here standing while she has you in a leg lock around the waist. More fucking while moving into the adjoining kitchenette. Banging on the counter, rattling the dishes and shaking up the walls. A loud knocking announces the now awake status of your neighbor. Brit fag accent telling you through the wall what bong o'clock it is and to keep it down for the queen.
"Shut the fuck up Nigel!"
>Your response
"I'mma fuck as loud as I want to you dirty CRUMPET STUFFER!"
>Hers

>Pause thrusting for a half second. She turns to lock eyes with you. Pull her in to a deep kiss and redouble your efforts to uproot the foundation. It's not a perfect love, but god damn it she's your love and you wouldn't give her up for the world.


Always love your waifu, she'll make you love your laifu.

>> No.15082818
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I can't into Nipponese, but I the Kobold wants something from you, Anon. What do you think it is?

>> No.15082820

>>15082818
Cookies?
Made some homemade Oatmeal raisin not too long ago

>> No.15082824

>>15082818
The same thing we all want. Love and reassurance that there's someone there who cares about us.

>> No.15082827

>>15082818
She wants me to tell you that she's actually a fox.

>> No.15082830

>>15082818
She wants to go for walkies

>> No.15082831

>>15082816
Feels like I'm too in love with my non-bapho waifu to care.

>> No.15082833

>>15082827
>wagging tail
>leash

>fox

You realize foxgirls don't have a monopoly on that ear type, right?

>> No.15082836
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>>15082815
Nevertheless google translate still did it at one point.

Anyway here take this Thing I made a while ago, it may prove somewhat useful

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

>> No.15082837

>>15082833
Never seen a dog with that much fur in their ears, or any fur in their ears in the first place.

>> No.15082840

>>15082836
>Abysmal ships

Rude.

>> No.15082845

>>15082840
yes, it may be, but it gets the point across does it not?

>> No.15082847

>>15082837
Well, I've never seen a fox wag its tail and wear a leash. What's your point?

>> No.15082851

>>15082715
I'll take the one on the left who's checking for dubs.

>> No.15082853

>>15082847
Seems like we're on equal grounds then.

>> No.15082854
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Abs are for licking

>> No.15082857

>>15082817
You would think if she made up with her sister she could get a better job. Like designing the MGC sewers or something.

>> No.15082860

>>15082854
Got any pudgy dragons?

>> No.15082861
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>>15082836
I may have died several times while getting these translations, I have seen some weird shit

>> No.15082862

>>15082853
You're both wrong. Its obviously a duck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6zkMXwYwkU

Just look how equally enthusiastic it is. Nothing else compares.

>> No.15082863

>>15082854
This dragon would look lovely with red hair.

>> No.15082865

>>15082854
I guess I could have another one...

>> No.15082869

>>15082759
Coming along swimmingly.

>> No.15082872

>>15082836
義肢尻

>> No.15082874

>>15082854
Dragons are for cuddling.

>> No.15082875

>>15082862
That's fucking adorable, anon.

>> No.15082877

>>15082872
I dont understand, Google can only do so much

>> No.15082878

>>15082854
What a grand specimen.

>> No.15082880

>>15082877
Prosthetic ass.

>> No.15082881
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>>15082874
>tfw you will never be princess carried by a dragon

>> No.15082883

>>15082818
The dick, probably.

>> No.15082889

>>15082881
I would complain about how it's embarrassing.

>> No.15082896

>>15082881
Anon i did not come here to feel pain. I came here to feel love god dammit.

>> No.15082904 [DELETED] 

>>15082836
婦 is yome.
Use jisho.org

>> No.15082911

>>15082881
>tall musclegirl dragon and the unamused prince

>> No.15082913

>>15082836
Use jisho instead.

>> No.15082922

>>15082911
I want to be a prince who fantasizes about getting kidnapped and princess carried by the toughest strongest coolest Dragon girl in the kingdom, only to get kidnapped by a chubby loser Dragon girl.

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>>15082913
I dont know man, I like using google translate because if its fuckups. It makes the pain of seeing some of the shit you see listed there.

>> No.15082942

>>15082934
Is that you, RS?

>> No.15082947

>>15082942
no, Im just some anon on the quest for lewd and Quality Monster Girl Images

>> No.15082950

>>15082947
Alrighty.

>> No.15082956

Dragons are for teasing to the point where they can't hold their cool and mature demeanor so you get pinned to the ground while being eaten by their greedy stare.

>> No.15082962

>>15082792
Is that supposed to be an iron maiden?

>> No.15082963

>>15082922
I want to be a prince who has a secret romance with a Dragon who lives in a cave on the mountain nearby to my family's kingdom.
Except everyone knows, and just wants me to think that it's a secret.

>> No.15082964

>>15082956
Do i at least get cuddles after she rapes me?

>> No.15082980

>>15082705
Yajiro Masaru and Eroe have drawn monster girls before, do they count?

>> No.15082985

>>15082715
I'll take the alpy-looking one.

>> No.15082987

>You'll never train hard enough to achieve super-saya-tier agility
>You'll never dodge any monstergirl's assault attempts by moving out of the way everytime they try to pounce you
>You'll never eventually have half the town after you and still manage to expertly evade every single rape attempt they throw at you
>Can't rape what you can't touch

>> No.15082992

>>15082987
>you will never meet a cockatrice

>> No.15083001

>>15082956
I want to lick a Blue Dragon's horn until she turns into a rape machine. It's like licking a battery

>> No.15083003

>>15082987
I'd rather use that power to compete against a Booster Hellhound in a Platinum-esque rival battle.

>> No.15083004

>>15082992
What's a Cockatrice gonna do? Run away from me?

smughuman.jpg

>> No.15083028

I swear on my life that i'm going to confess to that dragon class rep after this dumb japanese cold goes away.

>> No.15083032

>>15083028
Death flag enabled.

>> No.15083040
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15083040

I want a Lizardman.

>> No.15083041

>>15083040
THIS!

>> No.15083047

>>15082881
>tfw you will never princess carry a centaur and see the biggest blush ever on her cute face

>> No.15083053

>>15083040
I want to give a Lizardman a Cursed Sword.

>> No.15083058

>>15083053
don't

>> No.15083060

>>15083047
How would you princess carry a centaur?

I'm not asking about the strength factor, but how you'd physically carry her. Would you just scoop her up under her horse abdomen and carry her like that? Support her rump with one hand as she curls her horse half to be carried, so her human half is facing diagonally towards the ground?

>> No.15083061

>>15083053
That sounds appealing.

>> No.15083062

>>15083053
I want to give a Lilim a Cursed Sword.

>> No.15083064

>>15083062
please, don't...

>> No.15083068

>>15083062
I doubt it'd do anything. Power-wise, that's like pissing into an ocean.

>> No.15083072

>>15083060
It's all about technique and yeah just scoop her horse half from under then then support her rump in the other hand. Basically you carry her like you would a dog, both hands on her horse body's underside and have her human half turn herself towards you as best she can it's the greatest thing to do to a centaur.

>> No.15083081

>>15083060
You do know they can curl up their whole body? The human bits are on the same pivot as a horse neck. They can reach down and touch their hooves. So you would carry them like any other girl, except she'd have to tuck in her front legs so she didn't accidentally kick you in the face. Size-wise it's pretty much impossible with anything bigger than a shetland pony girl. Even if you had the physical strength, they're just too bulky to get your hands around.

>> No.15083085

>>15083062
That is not going to end well for anyone. That isn't going to end well at all.

>> No.15083087

>>15083062
Wouldn't do anything. It's like trying to infect a lilim with matango spores.

>> No.15083093

>>15083062
>Give Lilim a Cursed Sword
>She decides to show you how well she can fellate with it
>Turns it into that fucking Behelit Sword from the Skull Knight
>Look Anon, look! Now we can conquer territories even faster!

>> No.15083096

>>15083081
I want to turn a shetland pony girl on her side and tickle her tummy

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>>15083093
Good god.

>> No.15083104

>>15083093
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU DONT TRUST LILIMS.

>> No.15083106

>>15083096
A Shetland loli sounds lovely. Hell, I don't even like horsepussy, but I'd adore one of them.

>> No.15083107

>>15083100
I don't remember that pic
Where is the full pic?

>> No.15083109

>>15083096
Which tummy, anon? She has two.

>> No.15083112

>>15083109
Both of them, at the same time!

>> No.15083115

>>15083107
It's disappointing. Bad anatomy if you look at the whole thing. Probably why the guy cropped it so much.

>> No.15083117

>>15083106
Agreed

>>15083109
Both. Ticklish feelings are now doubled!

>> No.15083120

>>15083107
http://i.imgur.com/5CKVc68.png
>we will never have a properly drawn Deruella with massive tits

>> No.15083123

>>15082881
Makes me want to princess carry an alp and throw her onto a bed so that it goes "pomf"

>> No.15083125

>>15083120
Take your disgusting cow away from my baphomet and leave.

>> No.15083127

>>15083120
>that pic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15083131

>>15083120
haah
waaw

>> No.15083134

>>15083120
I dunno man, Mari gave ye auld blackberry fuckmuffin some big tats.

>> No.15083136

>>15083134
I saw that picture. Those things weren't huge at all.

Now that I think of it, Mari has never drawn massive cow-tits.

>> No.15083138

>>15083136
It doesn't matter, they were big enough that I just wanted to knead and suckle them

>> No.15083147

>>15083120
AYYYYYY

>> No.15083148
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>>15083125

>> No.15083150

>>15083138
This man has his priorities straight.

>> No.15083154

>>15083148
I may say lilims are trash, but at least they're not lolis, because lolis are shit.

>> No.15083156

>>15083154
There are definitely Lilim lolis. One even runs Wonderland.

>> No.15083161

>Watched Hardcore Henry
>mfw I realize that if I used my plan of making a robutt mg think I was her husband
>and me pretending to get kidnapped while my real wife used her resources to get combat data from her
>Is only going to maker her feel like she got ntr'd and go murder waifu with her own eye camera
>then drop my ntr'ing ass as I try to make her help me up

>mfw this was literally one supervillain plot I had in mind

>> No.15083164

>>15083156
Then they are the single worst thing in existence. What the hell is the point of a domineering monster girl if she isn't busty and tall?

>> No.15083167

>>15083164
There likely are tall and domineering Lilims. That, and KC mentioned that there are Lilims with chitinous features and beast-like horns.

>> No.15083168
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15083168

The Yeti Nurse Union would like to remind patients that their hugs are for healing, and any erections caused by healing hugs are purely coincidental and not at all a sign to marry your nurse

>> No.15083184

>>15083167
I still dislike lilims though.

>> No.15083190

>>15083184
Well you're entitled to your opinion, friend.

>> No.15083192
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>>15083168
Flayers are better nurses.

>> No.15083197

>>15083192
They are bwtter squishy dog toys.

>> No.15083198

>>15083184
Lilims are fiiine.

>> No.15083205

>>15083168
Well, anything better than those flayer "nurses". They just reek of quackery.
I could really use a hug, though.

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>> No.15083213

>>15083207
She's gonna get Lays and she'll like it.

>> No.15083215

>>15083197
>Give your kobold a squishy loli mindflayer
>Come back into the room a few minutes later
>Kobold now has empty eyes, and is panting in lust as the 'flayer rides her obedient new steed

Mindflayers are scary.

>> No.15083228
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15083228

Swimsuits

>> No.15083230

>>15083213
What kind of Lays?

>> No.15083231

>>15083215
Oh no, I should've given her some ear muffs.

>> No.15083235
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>>15083228
Yes.

>> No.15083237

>>15083207
>speaking like a Brit
I knew her wonderland friends were a bad influence.

>> No.15083238

>>15083228
Full body skintight swimsuit? Hell yes.

>> No.15083243

>>15083230
The spicy shit.

>> No.15083244

>>15083235
Oh little flat fish.
Don't let me catch you, I love you but I'm going to do horribly things to fix your lack of a bust.

>> No.15083249
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>>15083244
Been done.

>> No.15083250

>>15083243
Dang, personally I would have gone with salt and vinegar.

>> No.15083265

>>15083120
I can hear the "Fufufufu..." already.

>> No.15083270

>>15083167
What has KC said about Lilims? I know there's tons of shit he's said in tweets, but where else?

>>15083250
I like sea salt and vinegar, although it's definitely an acquired taste. I blame my highschool's cardboard pizza-style food to be the reason.

>> No.15083272

>>15083249
Much better, thank you anon.

>> No.15083275

>>15083265
I want to milk Deruella like a Holstaur!

>> No.15083280

>>15083272
I'm surprised that that busty Sahuagin image Loen drew is somehow that obscure.

>> No.15083281

>>15083270
Me too I also like sea salt and vinegar, especially as time went on I liked it more and more sin. Also yeah sea salt and vinegar is an acquired taste.My favorite though would have to be sour cream and onion.

>> No.15083284

>>15083235
>>15083244
>>15083249
>tfw no tiny Piranha Sahuagin

>> No.15083286

>>15083249
We will go bigger

>> No.15083296

>>15083284
A whole pack of them can rape a man to the bone in seconds.
Only headpats can protect you.

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>> No.15083303

>>15083296
The trick is to throw a shota in, further down the river.

While they're busy with him, it's safe to cross.

>> No.15083309

>>15083302
little hellwan's got no clothes!

>> No.15083313

>>15083302
Do... Do you want money?

>> No.15083323

>>15083302
>Still can't find artist of this qt pi hellhound waifu
>Google messed up their reverse search algorithms recently

Life is suffering for a fine monster girl art collector.

>> No.15083330

>>15083303
Iguess.
Still gotta watch out for stragglers though.

>> No.15083339

>>15083330
I'd be more worried about the gigantic Anaconda Lamia, Crocodile Girls and Poisonous Frog Girls.

The Monster Girl Jungle is a dangerous place.

>> No.15083341

>>15083302
Cute!
But, uh, where are we going?

>> No.15083348

>>15083339
The gigantic anoconda girls are lazy so you just need to avoid the trees they're in and the poison frog girls are lolis so you just need to hold them away while wearing gloves.

The crocodile girls will ruin you though.
Once they get you in a hug, they won't let go.

>> No.15083354

>>15083348
Ah yes, the infamous Crocodile Girl 'Death Roll'.

They're not gentle when it comes to love-making.

>> No.15083359

>>15083323
Is that even hellhound? Looks like random OC

>> No.15083362

>>15083359
Interesting variation on the design, I suppose. They don't all need to look the same.

>> No.15083366

>>15083348
The key to dealing with cute crocodile girls is to cross in the morning, when their at their laziest and slowest. They're lazy before the sun comes up and slow moving so running away is no problem. Plus if you ever get caught, a bop on the nose or tickling them is often a good way to loosen their grip to allow you to escape. Man I wish I had a cute strong fat crocodile girl to cuddle with as I call her a beaut making her blush like mad, dam now I'm sad.

>> No.15083367

>>15083354
Too true.
I hear the get gentler as the live with their mate but its still rough.

Also surprising with how strong they get despite starting out as one of the smallest reptile girls out there.

>> No.15083373

>>15083323
Same here, I used tineye and such and I got nothing other than mge oc donut steel with the caption don't own it.

>> No.15083374

>>15083366
Yeah, strongfat crocodile girl would be nice.

>> No.15083385

>>15082620
Are you lost mister~?
Let me put you on the right path~

(Futue husband GET)

>> No.15083386

>>15083348
>implying I wouldn't "accidentally" get caught by an anaconda
If I had to be grabbed by one of them, it would be by one of the anaconda girls.

>> No.15083388

>>15083367
I cannot process how a crocodile girl would look like. Well I can, like a lizardgirl but I'm having a bit of trouble thinking up of ways that would make a crocodile girl visually distinct. Like the most distinct feature of a crocodile is the snout. But for obvious reasons that can't fly.

>> No.15083393
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This was a picture I commissioned for a story, but I was a little lazy about finishing it. I finally got over my laziness.

http://pastebin.com/fAEKwmBK

Read if you enjoy multiarms, manticores, nursing pawjobs, and tailpussy.

>> No.15083397

To hell with the swamp, I'd rather face the desolate plains of my homeland, at least there I don't sweat like broken faucet

>> No.15083401

>>15083393
lovely image

>> No.15083406

>>15083386
You just want the extra tight hugs they give.

>>15083388
Webbed hand/foot claws, thicker scales, a longer tail that drags on the dirt, and a lazier disposition.

>> No.15083408

>>15083393
What about __asspussy?

>> No.15083411

>>15083388
Your forgetting the croc has a bumpy backside, while the lizardman has more smooth scales and skin.

>> No.15083414

>>15083393
Spoopy

>> No.15083417

>>15083388
What >>15083406
But also sharper teeth.

>> No.15083419

>>15083374
Indeed, strong enough to protect you yet soft enough to cuddle into at night where she can show her affectionate side easier. In the morning you help her warm up and relax as she snuggles you into her mighty bosom, saying just how cozy and toasty you are. Plus that's how alligators/crocodiles are they look fat but in reality are strong as hell. Plus it's even better if the crocodile has a kind and sweet personality that you wouldn't expect from her imposing yet soft physique and seeing her blush from you massaging her would be great.

>> No.15083432

>>15083406
>You just want the extra tight hugs they give.
Maybe I do. I heard that a Yeti's hugs can't even compare.

>> No.15083434

>>15083419
She'd have a permanent scowl or frown on her face but would love nothing more than to relax with you in the sun.

>>15083432
I wouldn't go that far but they do give the girls a run for their money

>> No.15083437

>>15083406
>>15083411
>>15083417
All these would be true, especially since I've been around both crocs and alligators since I live in Florida and have even swam with them at times. They would also likely be into cuddling and also be very strong but also slightly chubby since crocs/alligators have those large jowls that are filled with muscles.

>> No.15083444

>15083437
>Thick Reptile Girls
Yes Please

>> No.15083447

>>15083393
Sweet.

>> No.15083456

>>15083434
That does sound nice relaxing on the shore of a beautiful lagoon lazing with my crocodile wife, helping to warm her up but in reality she just wants to cuddle all day long. To do so, I'd give her a massage to help turn her frown of being up in the morning upside down, making sure to give every part of her beautiful body a great deal of work and attention, putting a blissful smile on her face as she shyly says thanks about how good it was. Then we could spend the day just relaxing and swimming together, maybe say hi and hang out with the equally lazy but kind manatee girls. Then we return at evening to cuddle into the night, a warm smile on her face as I scratch her chin and rub her head. AS we drift off to sleep, she pulls me into the tightest hug ever, whispering that today was fun and she wish to spend all day cuddling me, and then we drift of to sleep happy as can be.

>> No.15083458
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Bellydancer lizardgirl!

>> No.15083469

>>15083458
>marie rose
Muh dick

>> No.15083488

>>15083458
>Arabian
>Blond
Anybody else notice the japs seem to think arabs are white?

>>15083437
>>15083456
>Lazy as fuck
>Death-roll
>Jaws surprisingly weak when opening
>Can hold their breath for hours
This girl is built for some kinky shit

>> No.15083492

>>15083488
Its what the costume is called, simmer down.

>> No.15083497

>>15083488
Maria is SWEDEN YES. That the name of the costume.
>sweden
>arabian
Seems legit

>> No.15083511

>tfw no loli wolfgirl to go running with, who'll encourage you to get fitter than you ever would've imagined alone
>who'll see the beach for the first time when you take her there, and become absolutely ecstatic as she dashes down into the water
>who'll find her way into your bed every night without fail so she can wrap your head in her fluffy limbs, your face pressed against her tummy as she curls up, nuzzles your head, and snores away

>> No.15083514

Best Demon is Kneesocks, prove me wrong.

>> No.15083518

>>15083393
Thanks for the writings man, was very enjoyable

>> No.15083525
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>Still no game where i can befriend a qt godzilla girl

>> No.15083529

>>15083514
Not gonna even try fampai.

>> No.15083537

>>15083393
An excellent read. Thanks RS.

>> No.15083544

>>15083525
>no qt Godzilla girl to cheer up and love, making her years of anger and loneliness disappear when you hold her close and give her a deep passionate kiss

>> No.15083560

http://i.imgur.com/WYd3nZv.png

A bit over a day ago I got a note from Kuro. Sounds like the commission is coming along well.

>> No.15083561

>>15083525
Scary!

>> No.15083573

>>15083561
Not really, she may seem intimidating on the outside but on the inside she would like nothing more than to find someone to end the loneliness and anger inside of her. She's strong and brave, yet also would love nothing more than to hold you tight at night as she snuggles into you. Do know that she's a kuudere who may seem cold, but is actually really happy to have a guy who's not only not scared of her, but is willing to give her a chance at love, just know that wen you're with her she's the happiest girl in the world.

>> No.15083590

>>15083525
Dra+Koi is pretty close, actually

it's just kind of awkward overall

>> No.15083596

I want to be an MG matchmaker

>> No.15083626

>No gold scaled dragon that like to blend in with her treasure.

>> No.15083641

>>15083626
Is that how she gets a husband?
Just wait for someone to stumble on her hoard and then ambush tackle them?

>> No.15083642

I'm going to start a company that specialises in dragon based demolition.
I'll call it Castle siege inc

>> No.15083646

I'm going to paint graffiti on a sleeping dragon's scales

>> No.15083654

>>15083641
Probably

>> No.15083665

>>15083654
You know, what's making this really funny in my head is the fact that I can't envision a gold dragon as looking like anything but a regal lady.
The image of such a royal beauty launching herself at a prospective husband with a massive grin on her face is too hilarious to me.

>> No.15083680

>>15083642
Wurmco will never stand for this!

>> No.15083701

>>15083646
She going to get pissed when she see's "anon was here"

>> No.15083703

>>15083680
Don't worry about it. its just a little friendly competion.

>> No.15083713

>>15083703
Yeah. You're right. There's no way your company could be a threat. I mean you have to pay regular dragons actual money. And they're greedier and lazier than a tanuki on Saturday.

>> No.15083721

>>15083680
Ah yes, Wurmco. The MGE equivalent of ACME

>> No.15083728

>>15083713
Is it bad that I want a very tubby but very sweet tanuki who runs a bakery chain and loves to cook?
Someone whose as at home in the board room as she is in the kitchen?

>> No.15083736

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead Grab you sword and shield, your axe and bow, it's time to march into the woods and go on an adventure!

>> No.15083756

I want to be kidnapped and romanced by a vampire vigilante who drives around the American southwest in an old red hot-rod she stole from ZZ top

>> No.15083760

When did Gazerfag and Miiafag get that pillow fight picture done? Looks good. The Nepnep is eyeing that gazer midriff suspiciously, though.

>> No.15083764
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>>15083736
Adventure!

>> No.15083774

>>15083764
Indeed.
Todays trial is the castle of the cow countess, a horrible women whose been performing terrible, dairy based experiments on those she's captured.

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>tfw no chuunihan waifu with thick thighs

>> No.15083777

>>15083736
>Going innawoods with anything other than a machete and a 7.62 rifle

>> No.15083780
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>>15083774
What sort of horrible experiments could a cow perform? Will she curse me with strong bones? Will she hex every girl to have thick, soft curves & leak milk from their now-massive mammaries? Because if that's her idea of terrible, I'm about to help her.

>> No.15083782

>>15083780
I bet she contaminates the local milk supply, the fiend.

Kids use that shit for cereal.

>> No.15083785

>>15083777
Not all of us go into the gunslinger class.

>>15083780
She does but it's not consenual.
She's also hooked up some of the girls to golems that are powered by their own milk like some sort of dairy powered super suits.

>>15083782
Indeed, the oppai loli population has skyrocketed.

>> No.15083787

>>15083780
>Will she curse me with strong bones
Nigga that shit was debunked years ago. Milk actually depletes calcium and makes your bones more fragile

>> No.15083788

>>15083782
What about a hellcow with a high internal temperature that effectively pasteurizes her own brew?

>> No.15083789

>>15083780
Just the opposite. She takes the thick out of every monster girl in the world. They are all stick figures that really need a sandwich. Do you still support her?

>> No.15083791

>>15083788
The chocolate related possibilities.
Just don't don't mix it with any of that cheap powder stuff.

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>>15083782
>Contaminated milk
>Drives local dairy farmers out of business
>Everyone has to buy her overpriced 'fresh-squeezed' milk
>Sales on her custom bra line skyrocket as women bleed or bust through theirs
>Women have to replace entire wardrobes to accommodate their new HEALTH
>Dozens of people hospitalized as buttons go flying from straining blouses
>She metaphorically milks the people dry as they become too preoccupied literally milking themselves dry
THE FIEND!

>> No.15083795

>>15083780
Nobody understands the true depth of her depravity. Not cute. Not "villain" with huge quotation marks. Just evil, full stop. She has been creating additives that cause male lactation.

>> No.15083798

>>15083794
I bet she "just so happens" to have a relative that's looking to open a new clothing line that specializes in tight yet stretchy sweaters too.

Trying to get buttons outlawed. What else are grandmothers going to put in cookie tins?
THE FIEND.

>> No.15083799
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>>15083795
>male lactation
My mind has drifted to the idea of mutual nursing. I'm scared, but also curious. Help me.

>> No.15083800

>>15083798
Cookies?
I mean, they are called cookie tins.

>> No.15083801

>>15083785
There's skinwalkers out there in the woods, anon. You need firepower.

>> No.15083802

>>15083799
Careful anon.
The only way this can end is with alps.
Milky alps...

>>15083801
No, you just take levels in druid.

>> No.15083805

>>15083799
Sure thing friend. Find a brick and apply it directly to your forehead. Repeat until you knock those thoughts right out of your head, or pass out from the concussions. Whichever comes first.

>> No.15083809

>>15083800
What kind of bizarro land are you from stranger. Everyone knows cookie tins in an elderly persons home is explicitly reserved for sewing equipment and is a catalyst used to store the disappointment of children so they don't have to consume solid food.

Why do you think Grandmothers try to force feed their grandkids? They can't eat that shit. But damned if they are going to waste it.

>> No.15083810

>>15083764
Fuck you lizard why must I suck so hard at drawing you?!

I even tried to put you in the a sitting cross legged position, only for your hands to fuck up the idea of clasping, then everything looks disproportionate and off balance.

Adventure?! Sure, I got your adventure right here! Come and get it!

>> No.15083813

>>15083809
But those cookies are delicious.

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>>15083525
I have already pledged my service to cute little Mothra-chan!

>> No.15083815

>>15083814
I'd rather team up With Gamera-chan for JUSTICE.

>> No.15083817

>>15083813
Exactly but they're never there!

>>15083810
Disregard drawing. Make ohayous.

>> No.15083819

>>15083815
I'd rather Queen Gihdorra has me take her doggy stile so she can be a bottom for once.

>> No.15083830

>>15083802
Nigga the trees ain't gonna kill the skinwalker for you.
You need to execute it yourself.

>> No.15083833

>>15083830
Please.
If the nature wizard from Dresden Files can do it, a wizard can do it.
Remember, only one half of the druid is focused on talking to trees.
The other half is becoming a bear and mauling anyone who forgot about preventing forest fires.

>> No.15083838

>>15082476
>getting a BJ from her
>she forgot her comforter batteries in her mouth
>way too many volts right through your dick
Zappy-doggy pls go

>> No.15083840

>>15083833
I want a Bear Girl wearing a ranger's hat to approach my campfire in the woods and scold me about preventing forest fires.

>> No.15083844

>>15083838
Posts like this make me think people misunderstand their power. They don't really derive pleasure from electricity, they turn pleasure into electricity.

>> No.15083847

>>15083844
That's not much better. It just means you get zapped when you make her cum.

>> No.15083849

>>15083847
And when you give her headpats.

>> No.15083850

>>15083802
>Lactating alps complaining about their cumbersome titties
>Their need to use bigger and bigger bras
>The milk stains everywhere
>Occasionally sticking their own nipples in their mouth when they think they're alone

I'll take them if you people don't want them.

>> No.15083855

>>15083849
Exactly. The only way to have painless interaction with a Raiju would be to bully her mercilessly and hope she doesn't turn M.

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>>15083850
>Milk monsters tasting their own titties
One of the many subsects of my fetish!

>> No.15083861

>>15083857
Lewd!

>> No.15083863

>>15083855
Only their shocks share the pleasure instead of being painful.

>>15083857
Living dangerously anon.

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>>15082541
anon made a funny!
a funny!

>> No.15083897

>>15083857
Women who suck their own bits are beyond mere hot for me. There is a boner injustice, and that is not nearly enough self breast sucking pics in the boorus.

>> No.15083922

Pssst, hey /mgt/, what sorts of ideas do you have for an MG Vegas?

Greentexts/short stories make for great drawfag idea fuel just sayin'

>> No.15083947

>>15083922
Fuck Vegas. I'd rather go to casinos not in the god-forsaken Nevada desert.

>You will never visit an old steamship fully restored and converted into a three level monstergirl casino
>Tables on the first floor
>Slots on the second
>High rollers on the third
>Taking a break outside after a long run at the craps table, leaning on the ornate railing, drinking a complementary cocktail
>The ridiculously wealthy southern belle ojou dragon owner playing jaunty tunes from the steam calliope on the roof

Just kill me now.

>> No.15083952

>>15083922
>Kraken dealers at the card tables
>Tanuki owners flanked by two big Oni bouncers
>Sexually themed slot machines
>Cheshire performing lewd magic tricks
>Lich heckling said Cheshire over her 'magic'
>Full nudity strip clubs
>Half the girls are effectively masturbating on-stage
>'Private shows' are just glorified quickies

>> No.15083959

>>15083947
>>casinos not in the god-forsaken Nevada desert
>MG Monte Carlo
>CC girls joking around and fencing with their roulette shovels while working

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>>15082476
Brown Raijus Best Raijus.

>> No.15083984

>>15082806
Niito's kind of been outdone now.

>> No.15083990

>>15083922
The place is rife with people needing their 'fix' and I can provide. Whatever you want, I got it.

Just wait until I get me a nice tanuki waifu and we become the resident drug kingpins of glorious MG Vegas.

>> No.15083993

>>15083982
>Naked brown thundercat rubbing up on you & purring
I can't help but wonder is she goes into heat.

And is it me, or do her tits look really big in that pic? I'm assuming it's just the artist & angle.

>> No.15083997

>>15083393
My god that was good. You're one of the few writefags who can actually pull off Manticores well.

>> No.15084071

>>15083952
Rabbit Girls in Playboy bunny outfits!

>> No.15084073

Your waifu wants to tattoo her name on your cock. She promises that it's not a typical tattoo, but more of a magic branding and is painless.
Do you let her?

>> No.15084078

>>15084073
No.

>> No.15084081

>>15084073
Can we just add 'property of' before her name? I just don't want to let the future alps in a random locker room think I named my dick something feminine and get giggled at.

>> No.15084085

>>15084073
What about those of us who are growers? When we're not aroused it's going to look ridiculous.

>> No.15084086

>>15084073
that means you're allowing her to name your dick after her

>> No.15084087

>>15084081
Guys look at each other's dicks in locker rooms? I thought the sporty types being gay thing was just a joke.

>> No.15084091

>>15082476
I don't know why they get so little love.
She's also so much better dark skinned it isn't even funny. Why are anime style dark skinned women so sexy?

>> No.15084092

>>15084073
I would let her if she did something for me as compensation.
As long as she actually put some effort into it, I’m ok with it.
Maybe she tattos my name on herself?

>> No.15084100

>>15084087
Only the alps do.

>> No.15084108

>>15084073
Can't I just wear a collar with her name on it and give her the key?

>> No.15084133

>>15084073
Would she guilt trip me into doing it? I just feel like she would say something like “But all the other husbands have their wife's name on their cock! And this magazine says that if you husband loves you, he would do it! Don’t you love me anon?”

>> No.15084146

>>15084073
http://exhentai.org/s/d0da259cd3/822871-68
Yes.

>> No.15084148

>>15084133
>I just feel like she would say something like
Why would you waifu a bad person like that?

>> No.15084153
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15084153

>>15083922
It's a place of fun and magic, where they always pull your card.

>> No.15084155

>>15082817
That was nice. Even the less fortunate can live a decent life.

>> No.15084162

>>15084146
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.15084166

>>15084162
I think my waifu would rather bully me by making me cum too fast, when she didn't vanilla it up and make sure we came at the exact same instant.

>> No.15084167

More Cursed Sword writefaggotry when?

>> No.15084174

>>15084167
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with a sword. Never minding the strange design, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she is in need of a new sword.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s gift to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she been corrupted into a monsterl. She is the girl’s corrupted counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC, who was blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as she rapes him. While the two fuck, DRAMA ensues as she begins to stab him with the sword and he questions the NATURE of LOVE.

>> No.15084180

>>15084167
Soon.
Actually, maybe more like a good while, but It'll happen.
When you least expect it to

>> No.15084183

>>15084180
You mean christmas?

>> No.15084185

>>15084167
When you finally decide to become a writefaggot and finish writing that one story you always wanted to see in here.

>> No.15084188

>>15084167
Today, tomorrow? When I get around to it.

>> No.15084200
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15084200

Would you sign a Demon's maid contract?

>> No.15084205

>>15084200
What are the terms?
I mean, I'd sign it anyways because I'm a fucking slut, but I'd at least like to know what I just signed.

>> No.15084206

>>15084200
Only if it didn't contain any weird stuff, like her getting my soul or something.

>> No.15084209

>>15084200
Sure, but what do I have to do?
I feel like there’s a catch to all of this. A demon wouldn’t just want to be my maid without compensation.

>> No.15084210

>>15084200
I'd like to read it first.

>> No.15084211

>>15084200
Depends on the terms indeed, maybe she's using a maid outfit just to lure me.

>> No.15084215

>>15084205
>>15084206
It's pretty standard, nothing weird. You get a perfect maid for eternity, immortality, and a throne made out of the bones of your enemies. You even get to keep your soul, all you have to do is pay her salary. 5 gallons of cum. Per year.

>> No.15084216

>>15084200
After she explains to me what language the fine print is in. The letters keep moving and the regular text mentions bondage a lot. I mean, if that's in the open what is this eldritch shlock?

>> No.15084218

>>15084215
Nothing wrong with this contract.

>> No.15084221

>>15084215
I'll have to say no.

>> No.15084222

>>15084215
So about 20 times per day? That's a bit much.

>> No.15084224

>>15084215
5 gallons is 18927.1ml.
Average ejaculation volume is 5ml, which comes out to 3785.42 ejaculations.

>> No.15084226

>>15084216
It's just demonic, Anon. Don't be racist, jeez.

>>15084222
She can help you out with volume. She has magic for that.

>> No.15084230

>>15084226
If it's an hour or two of slow sex and a magical cumflation per day I'm okay with it.

>> No.15084233

>>15084230
With a 10x buff up you can manage that easily.

>> No.15084244

>>15084233
Can she remove my refractory period and make me a quickshot? I'd prefer 20 quick fucks a day, honestly. I'd probs like most of them to be handjobs, too.

>> No.15084248
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15084248

GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!

>> No.15084253

>>15084185
>that one story you've always wanted to see here
A fair point, but some of us are bad writing and it wouldn't do the idea justice. I sort of wish some good writefags would take requests, but that opens the commissioning can of worms.

>> No.15084256

>>15084253
Bollocks managed to get Harblador to write a story for him, so it might be worth a try.

>> No.15084258

>>15084248
Sorry anon, that's a cuddlecubuss.

Once they get a hold of you they never let go. Hope ya like embarrassing nicknames.

>> No.15084259

>>15084185
But I'm a terrible writer and half the stuff I would end up doing would piss off the thread to say the least.

>> No.15084260

>>15084248
I want to hold a demon's hand so bad... I want to die and go to hell and be cuddled by them for eternity.

>> No.15084264

>>15084253
I know what you mean, there's this one story with Amazons i always wanted to see written but fuck, writing surely isn't as easy as it looks, i've been practicing whenever i have time and i already have half a notebook worth of paper with pure shit written in it, not sure how to realize if i'm getting good.

>> No.15084268

>>15084260
>I want to die and go to hell
/mgt/ is one of the few places out there where this is a sane thing to say.
Hell in a monstergirl sense would be pretty intense
>Capital city is Dis
>most of the population are succubi and demons
>Hellhounds are generally the law enforcement
>as always, there's a big demand for men
As they say, one man's heaven is another man's hell.

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15084271

>>15084258
>>15084260
WHY WON'T YOU ASSHOLES HELP ME GET THEM OFF!

OH GOD IT'S GETTING WORSE!

>> No.15084273

>>15084271
Accept her love Anon, why won't you accept her love?

>> No.15084275

>>15084271
2/10, creepy hands, would not hold

>> No.15084276
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15084276

Poor Pharaoh

>> No.15084279

>>15084276
The only thing this image lacks is the Aphopis in the same outfit with a similar collar, then it would be perfect.

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15084278

>>15084268
I want to walk around Dis every day with my cute nerdubus wife and make all the single, hot, slutty succubuses angry, confused and jealous!

>> No.15084281

>>15084264
>writing surely isn't as easy as it looks
Writing well certainly isn't. It sounds like you're going the extra mile to make something good though, so it would still probably turn out better than half the stuff on here. A good number of wriefagging here is just knocked out from scratch in a short period not ALL of it of course, so something with actual planning has a good chance of being a good read.

>> No.15084285

>>15084276
I bet foreign dignitaries get to use her thighs an an onahole during negotiations. I know I'd give them the deal of a lifetime with my dick sandwiched in there.

>> No.15084286

>>15084278
>nerdubus

The best type of succubus. Next to the shycubus.

>> No.15084293

>>15084286
>shycubus
One that dresses as slutty as the other girls but it makes her blush? Very cute.

>> No.15084297 [SPOILER] 
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15084297

>>15084248
>>15084271
I have a solution for you anon but you may have to travel to the woods.

>> No.15084299

>>15084276
Time to jack off.

>> No.15084300

>>15084286
I want to smoke cigarettes behind the shed with Delinquentbus.

>> No.15084303

>>15084297
Get this evil thing out of here

>> No.15084305

>>15084248
No. Fuck it. Literally.

>> No.15084307

>>15084293
No she dresses very conservatively.

Or rather she thinks she does, she doesn't seem to realize how body hugging sweaters are.

>> No.15084309

>>15084300
Could the Delinquentbus take the Schoolbus? And by that I mean the principle?

>> No.15084311
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15084311

>>15084286
But the best is the fatcubus. She's cute and soft.

>> No.15084312
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15084312

>>15084307
I bet there'd be a lot of fake shycubuses preying on careless men.

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15084314

>>15084297
Sitting there like a sap. Why doesn't she just leaf and look for a new husband? All she needs to do is branch out her connections and things will soon twig.

>> No.15084316

>>15084276
I want to commence Operation: Desert Rescue and rescue the Pharaoh from the Apophis only to find out that she has been turned to as sex hungry slut.

I wanna rescue her from sex crazed hell by fucking the senses into her and in turn leave my balls deflated.

>> No.15084319

>>15084281
Well, not sure if i'm autistic-like for prioritizing it but for me the most important thing in a story is coherence and plausibility, as much plausible as you can get with a fantasy setting anyways, generally speaking, when i'm thinking a story if it's too weird, too illogical of it has loose ends then i rethink it.

Maybe that's what holding me up in actually writing but i guess it can be worth it if i keep up.

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15084322

I want to put a Dullahan in stocks and let all the townmen fuck her neck stump while she has to watch it!

>> No.15084324

>current state of Japanese writefaging on KC's site:

5483 stories in total

top 10 mostly unchanged with:
150 - Succubus
118 - Dragon
92 - Vampire & Inari
90 - Lilim & Baphomet
71 - Lizardman
67 - Shirohebi
66 - Alp
65 - Youko
(runner up is Gazer with 62 stories)

Apophis took the lead again against Pharaoh with 18 to 17 stories
The 2 newest entries Living Armour and Cursed Sword have 3 stories each so far

>> No.15084326

>>15084312
No she's perfectly innocent. Now her sister well, she's a lewdccubus.

"But Succubi are already lewd" you say.

This is advanced lewdness.

>> No.15084327

>>15084324
How's Wonderland over there?

>> No.15084329

>>15084309
All the kids have ridden the Schoolbus!

>> No.15084331

>>15084276
Do you think she treats the Pharaoh like a doll and has her dress up in different outfits on a whim?

Like maybe one day she wants to parade the former ruler around in a bunny outfit for her amusement and the next day it's a school swimsuit.

>> No.15084333

>>15084319
Consistency and having a good internal logic are important to me too for a story. You'd be surprised just how much they can improve a setting, and it can help avoid a bullshit deus ex machina ending that just ruins the whole thing.
Keep at it, anon. I want to see this Amazon story of yours become a thing. And maybe even fill the gap left by ParkedBuggOHGODDAMMITWHY

>> No.15084340

>>15084333
Well it's not something that nice though, nor it's something edgy given the reputation of Amazons, it's just a comedy-like kind of story i had fun thinking with all the reactions the Amazons would have with it.

>> No.15084341

>>15084253
Come up with an idea you think a writefag would do well with then ask him by name in thread. Probably won't work but you might as well try, no harm in it.

>> No.15084343

>>15084324
Sometimes I want to read all the Oomukade stories on his site but then I remember that most of them are probably on the level of the stuff on the wiki.

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15084344

>>15084327
Mad Hatter is the most popular one, and with 38 stories in the upper mid field. Everything else is at the lower end with:
Chesire Cat 17
Jabberwocky 16
March Hare 15
Dormouse 11
Jubjub 7

>> No.15084345

>>15084276
Rekt
Was this barb?

>> No.15084349

>>15084344
>Mad Hatter is the most popular Wonderland Girl in JP
Well I'll be damned.

>Wererabbit, Alice, and Humpty Egg have literally none
heh

>> No.15084351

>>15084344
I wish she as popular here too, but I understand why she isn't.
Too cosplay for most of the artists.
Actually witty and insane banter is too hard for most of the writefags to pull off.

>> No.15084358

>>15084344
I wish we could get some hatter stories here.

>> No.15084364

>>15084344
Meme cat not the most popular? Colour me surprised, then again most of her art comes from drawfags and tumblr rather than the Japanese fanbase.
>>15084349
>Wererabbit, Alice, and Humpty Egg have literally none
Humpty Egg I can understand but Alice has the whole innocence thing going for her that a most girls don't, would have figured she'd get a lot for that reason.

>> No.15084367

>>15084349
oh, I don't really count Alice and Weerabbit as Wonderland exclusive, and I simply forgot the other one

Alice 35
Wererabbit 12
Humpty Egg 7

>> No.15084370

>>15084367
That's more like it.

>> No.15084379

Is there anyway to translate some of the stories on the Japanese site to English? Imagine if we could bring some over here, we'd have some new content.

>> No.15084385

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/721308995902771200
>KC's got the Japanese Cold

>> No.15084387

>>15084379
Only if you know both english and japanese really well and have experience translating, it isn't as easy as one might think.

>> No.15084389

>>15084385
F

>> No.15084391

>>15084387
Can you pay someone to do that? Like commission?

>> No.15084392

>>15084344
>hatter that high
But I thought japs were supposed to have shit taste. Why their taste is better than western?

>> No.15084399

Do these fit in here?

>>>/d/6745861

>> No.15084412

>>15084392
>implying hatter is good
You've overplayed your hand, nip.

>> No.15084420

>>15084391
It's possible, there are professional translators out there, though i think it is more complex than just commissioning some art, the thing is more complex than that if you want the story to still hold coherence and the spirit of the original and not some broken google translation.

I have to admit i am studying that, i know i know, not a very popular choice, but sadly i don't know japanese at all or else i would try a hand at it.

>> No.15084421

>>15084344
Japan has taste for once.

>> No.15084423

>>15084392
Japan's taste is strange, I mean here >>15084324 you see that most of the girls near the top of the overall numbers are the most plain and predictable girls possible but when you get to the middle of the pack they give a lot of girls attention that we don't.

And then there's ones that are popular here that they really don't give a shit about. Manticore and Hellhound have less than Weresheep and Orcs while Wurm and Salamander are less popular than Chimera and Nureonago.

>> No.15084429
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15084429

Whats ya'lls favorite skin color, im quite fond of blue myself

>> No.15084432

>>15084423
It's why all those harem shows include a Houki.
Japs are bland as shit, and the ones that aren't are pretty out there. There's not a whole lot of in between with them.

>> No.15084438

>>15084385
Well, he had a good run.
I hope at this, the dawn of human genetic engineering, the Japanese will have the sense to give themselves the ability to survive simple fucking illnesses.

>> No.15084446

>>15084438
I wish, the poor bastards even get colds when it gets too warm in summer, i have never heard of something like that ever happening in other places, i always though you got colds in... well in the cold.

>> No.15084453

>>15084446
The japs are a weak and frail people. It's amazing they're still around at all.

>> No.15084456

>>15084453
Well, living in the safety of an island-country can do wonders for your survival.

>> No.15084461

>>15084456
Knock knock. It's The United States.

>> No.15084463

>>15084461
I mean, in ancient history no one really wanted that island so much as to lay siege to it, they were so left alone that they were able to fight between them for hundreds of years without actually being weak for an external invasion, hell even that island of theirs protected them from the mongol horde, literally the only reason they exist today is because they lived protected by water.

>> No.15084468

>>15084344
How popular are undead races?

>> No.15084487

>>15084463
This is semi-true. If the entire area were an archipelago filled with islands, more nearby nations would be navy-oriented, so to speak, and it wouldn't be an issue to invade Japan.

But since historically all the major powers nearby (i.e., China's constituents) were almost exclusively land-oriented, they had problems maintaining the naval superiority to invade.

>> No.15084492

>>15084487
>play on a map that's 75% ocean
>disregard your navy
Humanity really sucks at Civ V.

>> No.15084495
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15084495

>>15084429
Blue is objectively the best

>> No.15084498

>>15084492
Navies actually cost money and are bottlenecked by shipyard capacity. Armies, on the other hand, require little more than buying a spear and conscripting peasants.

>> No.15084499

>>15084495
I've always wanted to molest the breasts of a flatchest girl, feels like more fun compared to a tittymonster, especially when it comes to her reactions of it.

>> No.15084505

>>15083997
More like he's the only one in the thread that can do it. The other faggots (Especially the ones from TFT) turn them into fucking neutered milk-suckling kittens comparatively.

>> No.15084509
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15084509

>>15084495
Blue is okay

>> No.15084514

>>15084468
spread out throughout the mid field I'd say, going all the way up to top

Dulahan 54
Doppelgänger 45
Lich 40
Ghost 38
Wight 35
Dhampir 34
Zombie 25
Will-O-Wisp 17
Skeleton 15
Mummy 14
Jiangshi 7

>> No.15084515
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15084515

>>15083776
>Those thighs on Blueberry Triple Cream Wet Dream

>> No.15084519
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15084519

>>15084514
oh cool shit, Kinda surprised about the Dullahan

>> No.15084520

>>15084509
>Short hair
>Big breasts

Aw yeah.

>> No.15084522

>>15084495
>"Stop it! It's not like there's anything there to grab"
>"W-what do you mean you prefer them like this? You're weird"
Flat chested girls with a complex about it are always cute when they realise someone appreciates their body.
>>15084514
>Doppelgänger 45
Didn't expect this, I prefer Lich but it's nice to see the most underrated undead get some love.

>> No.15084524

>>15084522
And I quoted the wrong post for that first part >>15084499

>> No.15084529

>>15084514
So dullahans and dopplergangers are that popular, interesting.

>> No.15084538
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15084538

>She will never teach your penis new tricks

>> No.15084542

>>15084538
Will she teach me her deepest secrets if i ask her kindly?

>> No.15084547

>>15084538
>Sit!
>Roll over!
>Speak!

>> No.15084549

>>15084538
I want to ask Hakutaku Sensei why she only checks me on Penis Inspection day.

I also want to ask her why most of the other students don't know what I'm talking about, and the few who do are inspected by different teachers and school faculty.

I also want to ask her why Penis Inspection Day is everyday.

>> No.15084569

>>15084324
If Inari and Youko would be counted together, foxgirl would be be at the #1 spot.

Also I assume the vampire has that much gap to the other undead partly because she's a lot less obviously "dead".

>> No.15084575

>>15084569
I still don't understand what's the difference between Inari and Youko, they are practically the same thing with the only difference than one is sightly more aggressive than the other.

>> No.15084577

>>15084569
Vampires are pretty mainstream wherever you go, there's a reason the scarlet sisters are some of the most popular 2hus.

>> No.15084614
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15084614

It's not too late for you monsters!

>> No.15084622

>>15084614
The best story i have even seen in these god-forsaken threads.

>> No.15084623

>>15084614
Did she really make it to Heaven?

>> No.15084624
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15084624

Hey anons, I'm playing a sci-fi 4X game where you can set custom images for your leaders, ambassadors, governors, generals, admirals, spies, ship captains, etc.

Any recommendations on some good images to use for the MG Imperium? I'll crop any good suggestions them to the appropriate size, but know they only display square images (equal height and width, so won't show any tall full body images, though I can still crop the head area).

They'll and show in dimensions about double what the 4chan thread thumbnails are -- meaning twice as wide and twice as tall-- so nothing that would be really hard to see when shrunk down to small dimensions.

>> No.15084631

>>15084624
>Posting that same image
Go and stay go Xenomorphfaggots

>> No.15084638

>>15084631
>not wanting a xenomorph bj

>> No.15084639

>>15084631
Calm your tits. I just have very few sci-fi MG images and it was the first one I found at random. No need to sperg out. Not even into xenos particularly.

>> No.15084649
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15084649

>>15084622
>>15084623
But of course.

>> No.15084656

>>15084631
Getting really sick of seeing that pic as well.

>> No.15084657

>>15084638
Xenomorphs aren't monsters, go toss

>> No.15084661
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15084661

>>15084624
Golden Ryu Empress? Lilim & related OCDonutSteels are overused. And I don't think there are any high quality echidna images.

Head crop should work good.

>> No.15084664

>>15084614
What happens if a Hellhound is accepted to heaven?

>> No.15084665

>>15084649
The best godly pair tits on this side of fantasy world.

>> No.15084677

>>15084664
>Heavenhound
Drawfags pls.

>> No.15084682

>>15083385
That's my jam.

>> No.15084684
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15084684

>>15084649
Illias 2016

BUILD THE WALL

>> No.15084693

>>15083560
I look forward to it.

>> No.15084697

>>15084684
Making humanity great again.

>> No.15084708

>>15084345
Yep.

>> No.15084711

>>15084664
You will be divine and lovely AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. Also handholding.

>> No.15084713
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15084713

>>15084661

Not sure about the crop. Wanted to shrink it down a bit to include the cleavage for... reasons.

Any other suggestions for good MG images for ambassadors, generals, admirals, captains, spies, colony governors, etc?

>> No.15084727

>>15084664
White fur, blue flames, blue eyes

She will still rape you anyway

>> No.15084729

>>15084713
>Monstergirl ruler
>Population growth -10%
How ironic.

>> No.15084737
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15084737

>>15084713
How's this for a spy?

>> No.15084740
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15084740

>>15084729
Glorious Golden Royal Ryu has to be more discreet than common succubus-tier peasantry.

I'll be giving the basic race a huge base reproduction rate though, so it won't matter.

>> No.15084743

>>15084737
Got a larger image? Default resolution for the avatars is 300x300. That's like 250x250 plus change.

>> No.15084755
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15084755

>>15084713
Druella would make a pretty good general.

>> No.15084756
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15084756

>>15084743
Fond a larger one.

>> No.15084761
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15084761

>>15084664
>>15084677
>Hellhound get forcibly captured by Chief God's Archons
>Undergoes Purification like which has never rocked the High Heavens before, her very nature changing
>Becomes a Watchdog of Eternity, a title picked for her by the Archons, but she prefers Divine Hound instead
>Her skin goes from a dusky grey to a pearly white, often times illuminated by the divine light within her to shine almost golden
>Her flames are now wisps of golden light
>Her fur becomes a soft white/blonde wheat color with her eyes becoming fully white or golden yellow
>Can dis-apparate into a mist like form in order to find a suitable husband or for quick travel
>Much like the light Valkyries, seeks only Heroes to groom into husbands, but unlike their armored kin will proactively seek to bear his children
>Their preferred sexual positions, given that the Purification affected her so strongly are the traditional missionary and doggy style (She still sees it as sinful, The Chief God never intended sex to be pleasurable)
>Though the Chief God is quite confident in her ability to properly purify monsters through her Archons, sometimes the old Hellhound will come through
>Ending with the Divine Hound throwing her mate onto the bed and bucking her hips like a wild beast in a rut, goading him into a mating press
>Using her powerful thighs to lock him inside of her to bear his pups. Once they get a taste of wild sex, it becomes a game to hide it from the Chief God on how many carnal pleasures they can experience.
>Often times leading to an exploding population of Heavenwans

>> No.15084763

>>15084664
>implying there's an alternative

What part of "all dogs go to heaven" do you not understand?

>> No.15084768

>>15084649
Ilias is cute!
Dammit, I can't find the picture of loli Ilias running a lemonade stand.

>> No.15084770
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>>15084761
I want one.

>> No.15084771
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15084771

>>15084761
I want it

>> No.15084779
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15084779

>>15084768
Thou needeith but ask and I shall provide.

>> No.15084782
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15084782

>>15084756
Your image still came out a bit pixilated at 300x300, so I just used a copy of the full res image from the wiki.

>> No.15084785

>>15084761
>traditional missionary and doggy style
Dropped

>> No.15084787

>>15084779
Thanks friend., much appreciated. Simply divine, indeed.

>> No.15084790

>>15084785
But those are the best ones!

>> No.15084792

>>15084785
You could always try the lotus position if you're feeling REALLY kinky.

>> No.15084795

>>15084790
If you like sub or vanilla girls, maybe

>> No.15084796
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15084796

>>15084657
I'll post as many aliens as I like.

>> No.15084798

>>15084795
Those are also the best ones.

>> No.15084800

>>15084779
>>15084787
It's piss! PISS!

>> No.15084805

>>15084800
PLANET PISS

>> No.15084806
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15084806

>>15084768
Competition is good for business!

>> No.15084809

>>15084792
>Seated Lotus sex with a Heavenwan/Divinehound
>TFW you will never feel the pitter-patter of her heart as you suckle her honey sweet breast milk

>> No.15084815

>>15084809
>Archons keep needing to purify her
>Because you keep corrupting her
>The only reason they haven't separated you is because they're worried she'd lead a revolt if they tried

>> No.15084819

>>15084782
>PsyOps +50%

Everyone's getting flayed.

>> No.15084822

>>15084806
That's hardly the same product tho.

>> No.15084826

>>15084806
Competition isn't good for business, it's good for consumers.

>> No.15084832

>>15084798
For you

>> No.15084833

>>15084822
Her lemonade isn't frozen, mine will cool you off faster than the serial hugger can whisk you away!

>>15084826
Just take the damn shaved ice mister, my mom gave me a special something to add to it

>> No.15084836
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15084836

>>15084755
Added, though I haven't recruited any generals yet. (Just started, have to explore a bit and find a colony to conquer before it's worth recruiting an army and general).

>>15084713
>>15084782

I couldn't think of who to use for an ambassador...

W-would this be a good idea, or a horrible one?

>> No.15084837

>>15084806
>>15084833
I don't trust this shaved ice, I need an adult.

>> No.15084844

>>15084836
The Ren Xiongmao is known for being a great ambassador.
I wouldn't let a JubJub anywhere near the ambassador position, if only to prevent her from getting all the documents soaking wet.

>> No.15084845

>>15084836

I'd pick Ren Xiongmao for that personally

>> No.15084853

>>15084836
>Ambassador Jubjub
>Waiting at Capitol
The Capitol isn't a Stump is it?

>> No.15084864

>>15084853
Worse, it's a phallic shaped building.

>> No.15084870

>>15084837
Her mom is an adult
http://i.imgur.com/s6YL1TJ.jpg

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15084873

>>15084836
>>15084844
>>15084845

I did it... but why her specifically, /mgt/ hivemind?

>>15084853
>>15084853
>>15084864

Shit, that reminds me, I probably need some MG-appropriate planet names too. Also taking suggestions for those for the standard flavours (ice, standard terrestrial, lava, desert, swamp, ocean).

Also need scientists, admirals, and colonial governors for images. But still accepting more suggestions for ambassadors, spies, and generals.

>> No.15084875
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15084875

>>15084853
Stumps seem to permeate everything that is evil within the MG world.

Now we just need to trick Druella into sitting on one and we can solve most problems...

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15084883

>>15083760
Oh that wasn't me, there's a miia fag in the waifu draw thread thankfully so i don't have to sit in it all day.

If i don't request it here i usually commission all my stuff.

or am randomly given it for free

>> No.15084887

>>15084815
The worst thing is, is when thinking about Archons they realistically a pretty fucking boring.

>> No.15084895

>>15083922
>>15083947
>>15083952
>>15083990
>>15084153
I wanna be a boytoy Waiter in MG Vegas, sitting in the laps of rich old monster girls, serving them drinks in tight lewd clothing while they gamble away

I wanna be the sexy assistant to a Wonderland Magician girl for her magic show

I wanna be the grand prize a Monster Girl wins at the slots

MG Vegas is ripe with potential!

>> No.15084899

>>15084873
>but why her specifically, /mgt/ hivemind?

Because of what it says on their profile.

>Since they have a charm that attracts people, the Demon Realm states and Monster friendly states of the Mist Continent often dispatch them as diplomats when establishing friendly ties with states that view monsters as suspicious. In most cases, they're able to greatly exhibit their own charm and friendliness in the place they've been dispatched. Then, if the men of the country have sex with them, they will be completely won over, and the people's attitude will change towards accepting monsters.

>> No.15084901
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15084901

Taking your dog for a walk one evening, an Elf approaches you and asks you this question. What do you say?

>> No.15084904
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15084904

>>15083393
So, do you intend to commission any art that showcases Jenna's milk producing abilities?
Because hot damn I wasn't expecting that in a Manticore story.

>> No.15084912

>>15084901
Image source?

>> No.15084915
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15084915

>>15084873
Suggestions seem to be slowing down, so I'll start the game with some non-MG staff, and edit their characters into MGs as more suggestions come in.

>>15084899
Oh. Derp. Forgot about that part.

>> No.15084918

>>15084901
What a harlot. I bet she asks that to any schmuck that passes by.
Date first, ravaging and love making later.

>> No.15084919

>>15084912
http://exhentai.org/g/880758/c5df01e67b/

>> No.15084923

>>15084919
Thanks!

>> No.15084937

I want to be a young prince who has a Kikimora Meido/Auntie, who secretly has the biggest crush on me! I want her to be unaware that I'm secretly incredibly submissive! I then want to be kidnapped by an evil fat old Apophis! And then I want the Kikimora Auntie to go on a rescue mission to save me only to find out I'm happy as the Apophis' slave!

Love triangles are the best for drama.

>> No.15084944

>>15084904
RS is the only time I look forward to Manticore stories because BB only write 3DPD tier shit that doesn't even make one think of them

>> No.15084945

>>15084276
Yes YES, I love it.

>> No.15084951

>>15084915
Do a Lich Scientist and a Vampire Governor.

>> No.15084966

>TFW no matter what can't muster a drive to write outside of wanting kinky Dark Souls smut

>> No.15084971

>>15084966
Write about a dude dressed as a Dork Soles Pyromancer meeting a nerdy muscle Ignis at a cosplay convention.

>> No.15084975

>>15084966
I'd say just write a couple Souls smut stories to get it out of you anon.

>> No.15084983

>>15084971
>Not dressing up as Black Knight-kun and having a chuuni fight against an Ignis

>> No.15084984

>>15084276
how do people sucker barb into drawing these? or are they comissions

>> No.15084989

>>15084984
>how do people sucker barb into drawing these?
Having basic social skills helps. Like, for example, knowing not to call someone a "sucker" if you're going to ask them for a favour.

>> No.15084991

>>15084984
He just saw the magnificence of our lady and saviour Apophis-chan.

>> No.15084995

>>15084901
That elf needs to be punished

>> No.15084998

>>15084984
Most of the time he just draws what comes to mind, very few things he draws are requests or commissions.

>> No.15084999

>>15084915
Delete those pics nigger

>> No.15085005

>>15084975
The problem is one of them involves 'kindling' a tsundere bonfire/Ignis

>> No.15085007

>>15084999
It's to late for him to dat unfortunately. Fucker should've just used imgur.

>> No.15085008
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15085008

Drowned ghosts are cute

>> No.15085009

>>15085005
What does that mean?

>> No.15085015

>>15085008
All ghosts a cute.

>> No.15085016

>>15084999
>Not knowing the 15 minute time limit

Also, that said, at least it's on topic and not just REACTIONFACE.JPG like

>>15084761
>>15084515

I personally don't mind since it's encouraging discussion on MGs at the very least, but I can see how it might be bad for the image count.

>> No.15085020

>>15084785
>>15084795
>>15084832
>not mounting canine monsters

>> No.15085029

>>15085008
>Friendly drowned ghost who saves people from drowning
Cool but kinda sad because nobody was there to save her from drowning

>> No.15085038

>>15085008
What about drowned gods?

>> No.15085040

>>15085020
>Hellhound
>Not mounting you

>> No.15085048
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15085048

Absolutely Haram

>> No.15085052

>>15085009
It means give her your humanity.

>> No.15085053

>>15085048
Is that a Dark Elf or an Apophis in disguise? Either way that image looks great.

>> No.15085058

>>15085052
You mean semen?

>> No.15085061
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>>15085058
Whatever it takes, Anon. Your flame of love needs to be the highest and brightest, after all.

>> No.15085065

>>15085029

>Friendly ghosts going around saving people from potential fatal situations.
>They're especially eager to save someone from dying the same way they did when they were alive.

>> No.15085066

>>15085061
Does that mean the Ignis wants me to jerk off on her? I don't know if I could do that.

>> No.15085076

>>15084904
Probably not, but you never know. I do like Jenna.

>> No.15085077

>>15085048
Them meaty ears.

>> No.15085089

>>15085077
I wanna nibble'em

>> No.15085094

>>15084538
I'm doing badly in Hakutaku-sensei's class, what's the best way to get extra credit?

>> No.15085096

>>15085076
Nice that you'd at least take it into consideration. Also, does Jenna have Holstaur blood in her veins?

>> No.15085101

>>15085096
If she did, she'd be a lot more busty.

>> No.15085103
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15085103

How do you get your lazy grumpy oneesan off the couch?

>> No.15085107

>>15085103
I don't have one.

>> No.15085112

>>15085101
That multi-armed Manticore Oxykoma drew is already pretty stacked.

>> No.15085113

>>15085094
I want Hakutaku-sensei to teach me how to swim despite the fact that I already know how to swim.

I really just want to see her in a bikini despite the fact that she's on the heavy side.

>> No.15085118

>>15085103
Slap her titties.

>> No.15085120

>>15085107
You do now, she's been laying on your couch for days eating your food and calling you little bro

>> No.15085124

>>15083393
>forced breastfeeding
>RS doing forced breast feeding

This is not fair to my dick.

>> No.15085125

>>15085120
Then I'm just going to have to call the police and have her removed.

>> No.15085128

>>15085125
>Expecting Monster Girl Police to do anything about it
If anything they'd threaten to give you a ticket if you haven't dicked your oneesan recently.

You should know better than to trust Monster Girl police.

>> No.15085130

>>15085103
Lay on her spot on the couch seductively and say that she's going to have to go exercise if she wants her spot back!

>> No.15085135

>>15085128
Than I'm going to just have to drag her out.

>> No.15085142

>>15085135
She's really heavy both from being a big monster girl and from all those chips she ate.

Also she's stubborn.

>> No.15085149

>>15085142
That's not that big of an issue.

>> No.15085153

Well, this is silly as hell, but it's kinda cute.

https://i.imgur.com/GvFYJy3.png

>> No.15085156

>>15085149
Unless you're really strong, I doubt you can drag her out.

>> No.15085160

>>15085101
More Manticore stories when so I can keep washing the horrible taste of .less and Bob's OC shit out of my mouth alongside knob-and-cock's Welfare Queens?

>> No.15085164

>>15085101
Spidercow soon?

>> No.15085166

>>15085153
>Gentaro fist bumping a Skeleton.
What?

>> No.15085171

>>15085156
Of course I'm strong anon, some fat monster girl is easy to toss out.

>> No.15085178

>>15085171
What if she rapes you though?

>> No.15085182

>>15085178
Not an issue.

>> No.15085186

>>15085182
It sounds like a big issue, she could claim you as her husband then.

>> No.15085190

>>15085040
>Hellhound
>implying she shouldn't be under you on all fours regardless

>> No.15085196

>>15085103
I'd probably just lay on her and let her use me as a body pillow until she wasn't grumpy anymore.

>> No.15085203

>>15085186
It's not going to happen anon.

>> No.15085206

>>15085182
Just make her happy anon, can't you see she's lonely?

>> No.15085215

>>15085190
Here's a (You)

>> No.15085216

>>15085206
How can a lame otouto make a cool onee-san like her feel happy?

>> No.15085218

>>15085206
She can find some other guy to be happy with. I've seen how exhausting siblings are.

>> No.15085219

>>15085171
I want my fat dragon oneesan to demand I be her body pillow and bring her snacks.

>> No.15085224

http://i.imgur.com/gGdqGTS.jpg
Archons/Seraphim where KC

>> No.15085225

>>15085164
I tried really hard to finish it, but I can't. I'm bummed but the truth is I don't have a good ending for it.

>> No.15085228

>>15085219
I want to be the best body pillow and boytoy for my fat dragon oneesan. I want her to know that sibling love is the purest!

>> No.15085248

>>15085228
But would oneesan be a bottom heavy one or a top heavy one?
Either way, would you pat her head?

>> No.15085258

I'm gonna find a wurm and slap her titties

>> No.15085260

>>15085248
>headpats
I can't see these as anything but silly and out of place when a tall oneesan is around.
If you like that stuff fair play, but it defeats the whole point of oneesans to me.

>> No.15085270

>>15085248
Well oneesan would have both large soft breasts and a big fat ass. However, other parts are big too, so she's a everywhere-heavy one, but don't tell her that or she'll get flustered and refuse to come out of her room.

>Either way, would you pat her head?
I'd rather be headpatted, but sure. Anything for my proud mighty dragon oneesan. I want her to know that even if all the other boys out there are jerks, she'll always have her loving kind otouto, and I'm the only boy she needs.

>> No.15085273

>>15085225
Got caught in the build up huh? I guess it happens a shame, but I trust someday you will find it by providence.

>> No.15085278

>>15085103
You dont, you join her on the couch.

>> No.15085290

>>15085260
That's why it makes it so great.
You get a pouting oneesan whose getting her head pat by a smaller guy.

>>15085270
Better get ready for her to 'dress up' in some special evening-wear she's been saving to show you her gratitude over the situation.
A large meal would happen before hand, home cooked by her of course.

>> No.15085291

>>15084300
Isn't that just an amazon?

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>> No.15085305

>>15085302
No fox is this pure, I'm being rused.

>> No.15085309

>>15085302
Chest too small for that outfit.
Must fix this immediately

>> No.15085314

>>15085302
Look at those huge ears.

>> No.15085315

>>15085302
Gonna defile that Fennec Nun.

>> No.15085317
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15085317

>Walk in on Gazer streaming vidya on Twitch with facecam and microphone

What do?

>> No.15085318

>>15085314
Double ear taco

>> No.15085319

>>15085258
Just don't hit the scales, unless you want a broken wrist.

>> No.15085320

>>15085317
Sneak up on her and begin to masturbate with her hair.

>> No.15085321

>>15085317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clae-24Tio

>> No.15085328

>>15085317
Covertly molest her and make her lose whatever game she's playing, and then spam her chat!

>> No.15085332

>>15085290
>Better get ready for her to 'dress up' in some special evening-wear she's been saving to show you her gratitude over the situation.
Ooh, nice. Though I want to tease her though about how tightly the nightwear clings to her, and how it's obviously not her size. And then right before she begins to pout beg for her forgiveness, and offer to let her do whatever she wants with me, playing up the "poor defenseless human boy" act.

>> No.15085333

I just want to purge everything I've ever written

>> No.15085336

>>15085317
Lick her feet out of view of the camera and watch her try not to give it away.

>> No.15085338

>>15085317
That artist is cool, he drew Assassin of Black wearing DMQ Kira's outfit for me on /a/.

>> No.15085343

>>15085333
But then nobody will be able see how much you've grown as a writer.

>> No.15085345

>>15085333
Alp, please.

>> No.15085348

>>15085333

And for some reason I kind of want to try drawing again. Even though I might regret it.

>> No.15085361

>>15085332
Just be prepared for the smuggest smile you've ever seen

>> No.15085366

>>15085361
Why is she so smug? Should I be concerned?

>> No.15085371

How does it feel to get fucked dry by a snake cloaca?

>> No.15085375

>>15085343
Growth isn't happening, and you can't change your stars.

>> No.15085379

>>15085343
This is what stops me from purging it all. I want to improve, get people reading my stuff and for them to select the first thing I've ever written and wonder just how the hell it's even the same person.

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15085381

>>15085375
Bummer, man.

>> No.15085385

>>15085366
Well, she's a human boy bowing to her.
Why wouldn't she be smug.

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15085388

>>15085379
Thanks for not being a whiny piece of shit, man.

>> No.15085391

>>15085317
Silently molest her while she tries and keep her focus on the game.

>> No.15085393

>>15085333
I just wish I hadn't grown bored of writing before finishing my stories, or starting some others I wanted to write down.

>> No.15085396

>>15085317
Tell her to pause her vidyagaems and come downstairs to eat her dindin

>> No.15085401

>>15085317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3o8YUhIwSY

>> No.15085402

>>15085153
Who's skelly?

>> No.15085410

>>15085103
Easy, tell her I find toned body types more sexually attractive than chub

>> No.15085415

>>15085103
>Implying I have siblings
>Implying I'd want siblings
Tiptop kekerinos.
No, sir.

>> No.15085416

>>15085393
I'm not so much bored of it as I hardly see the merit in doing it anymore given that we have enough people trying to give this place OC that you just become another shackle for the mound.

>> No.15085417
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>>15085396
>"DAD STOP INTERRUPTING ME WHEN I'M STREAMING FOR CUTE BOY FANS"

I wanna bully my monster daughteru

>> No.15085423

>>15085345
I'm not Alp, I'm The Dude.

>> No.15085429

>>15085417
I want to bring my "Evil"overlord monster daughteru milk and cookies while she's giving a speech to her henchman-who-is-not-her-boyfriend.

>> No.15085437

>>15085417
I'd offer to bring her dindin over so she can keep playing her games with her friends, and call her by her cute family nickname while the microphone was still on too

>> No.15085447

>>15085437
But all the boys will laugh at her!

>> No.15085454

>You will never show your monster daughteru's baby pictures to the boy she brought home
>You will never tell dad jokes and funny stories from when she was a kid to him and watch your daughter cringe
>You will never embarrassingly dance at her wedding

>> No.15085455

>>15085447
Anon, please, these are important dad things that you need to learn how to do.

>> No.15085475

I want to be comforted by my Kraken onee-san when i get seasick during a boat travel!

>> No.15085504
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15085504

>> No.15085508

>>15085402
A skellington, duh.

There's also this loudmouth australian fish too, apparently.

https://i.imgur.com/RRnwvT7.jpg

>> No.15085511

>>15085504
>filename
Don't you mean, "HUSBAND VERIFIED, COMMENCING RAPE."

>> No.15085517
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15085517

>>15085504
I want an oppai Basilisk.

>> No.15085518

>>15085511
It's somebody who harassed her husband.

>> No.15085522

>>15085504
Dumb snake.

>> No.15085524

>>15085504
What happens when a Medusa and a Basilisk meet?

>> No.15085545

>>15085524
Both girls just stay there, waiting for someone to break their gaze.

>> No.15085561

>>15085545
So if you're caught in between them thats going to be a lot of rape.

>> No.15085570
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15085570

>>15085561
>Double rape by medusa and basilisk
Mmmm, yes. The sensory play with two of them together would be magnificent.

>> No.15085573

>>15085561

Kind of like that scene in the first pokemon movie but with rape instead

>> No.15085574

>>15085561
>Getting caught between a Medusa and a Basilisk
>They coil around you like the Rod of Asclepius
>You're frozen like stone from the Medusa's gaze, but incredibly sensitive to the point that just the feeling of their soft snake underbellies on your body is enough to nearly send you into orgasm
>Only part of your body that can move is your eyes
>Oh, what things you see in the time that they spend with you, this still tell stories of it
>That should any person come across that place, that there by Monster law you were wed and bed

>> No.15085587

>>15085517
Fluffsnakes are CUTE

>> No.15085590
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15085590

>>15085587
Cute, you say?

>> No.15085616

>>15085590
I didn't know that wurms came in fluff flavor. I need one.

>> No.15085633

>>15085224
What's that from?

>> No.15085636

>>15085633
It's Imperius from the shit-show called Diablo III.

>> No.15085637
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15085637

Cuteness or sexyness, which one do you priorize on your favorite monstergirls?

>> No.15085643

>>15085637
Tall, Sexy and strong.

>> No.15085645

>>15085637
Sexy that can be made to be cute.

>> No.15085652

>>15085375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhep2fZKHgE

>> No.15085654

>>15085637
A lovely protective onee-chan.

>> No.15085660

>>15085637
Sexy, without a doubt. Especially the big, tall ones.

>> No.15085661

GUYS

I need the cheshire cat gif
The one involving the "Extra" tool
Because of reasons

>> No.15085671
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>>15085661
Do you mean THAT gif?
And for what purpose?

>> No.15085673

>>15085661
>>15085671
Fuck off cancer.

>> No.15085675

>>15085637
Sexyness and muscles.

>> No.15085678
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15085678

>>15085661
I don't have the Alp friendly version saved for good reason.

>> No.15085681

>>15085671
I want to save it
>>15085673
>Not wainting cock in a girl
Pleb as fuck

>> No.15085684

>>15085637
Cuteness, naturally.

>> No.15085685
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>>15085637

Between the two I'd go for Sexyness

but I also agree with >>15085645

>> No.15085687

>>15085661
http://imgur.com/a/Vubh1

>> No.15085688

>>15085681
There are bound to be /d/icks that have the image saved, why not fuck off and go there?

>> No.15085689

>>15085681
Not posting it here to avoid (more) shit:
http://imgur.com/OILDGLV

>> No.15085691

>>15085637
tall, cute, sexy, and flat

>> No.15085694

>>15085689
Nobody can get a boner that fast. Believe me, I've tried.

>> No.15085697

>>15085687
>>15085689
Fuck off.

>> No.15085702

>>15085687
>>15085689
God bless you, you beautiful people

>> No.15085703

>>15085687
>>15085689
Thankee kindly.

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>>15085652
Thanks for getting the reference I was going for you weenie.

>> No.15085707

>>15085694
Well call me Nobody, because I just did.

>> No.15085713

Man these threads haven't changed one bit

>> No.15085720

>>15085713
Shitposting...shitposting never changes.

>> No.15085729

>>15085713
I know right, the /d/ fags still think their shit fetishes are anything but.

>> No.15085730

>>15085720
>Shitposting
>Do you have this image
>Here it is on another site so we can try to avoid causing issues
>Thank you
>HURRR FUCK OFF CANCER

>> No.15085731

>>15085637
Wurms are both sexy and cute!

>> No.15085733
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>>15085048
>You will never an Apophis who disguises herself as a human girl
>Who has to use a wheelchair to move around, as she can't convincingly walk on two legs without raising suspicion
>She will never use this disguise to try and fit in with humans, despite truly being a shy, seemingly frail girl

>> No.15085738

>>15085733
But why? Was she bullied at school for not being a human?

>> No.15085743

>>15085730
Don't get all /d/efensive on us.

>> No.15085745

>>15085730
Tough shit, your tastes aren't welcome here. No need to be so defensive about them though.

>> No.15085748

>>15085738
Because they were trying to grab her prize.

>> No.15085751

>>15085748
Did they work for the mercenary? The bandaged woman?

>> No.15085753

>>15085730
The fact that you posted it all is grounds for trying to stir shit up Ovaries

>> No.15085756

>>15085751
Pharaoh?

>> No.15085762

>>15085756
ᵃʸᵉ

>> No.15085764

>>15085748
So her prize doesn't like snakes?

>> No.15085765

>>15085762
Get her on board, I'll call it in.

>> No.15085766

>>>/u/2030508

>> No.15085769

>>15085766
Fuck off already

>> No.15085778
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15085778

Eldritch girls are for _____

>> No.15085784

>>15085778
Filling with spawn.

>> No.15085785

>>15085778
Marrying.

>> No.15085788

>>15085778
Super cuddles

>> No.15085790

>>15085766
Looks nice. Weird to see the armour partially worn while pieces of it are off, and the hand-like things on the pharaoh's breasts are odd, but I like it. The ghost herself looks like some sort of liquid-based being, especially with that boob squish.
I've flung around ideas of a girl wearing a living armour before, but I never thought about a pharaoh uniting with one. Can you imagine a pharaoh wearing a living armour themed after an Egyptian god? Like maybe the physical armour looks like horus, and the spirit of the armour is a delicious brown harpy, embracing the wearer in her wings.

>> No.15085793

>>15085778
Staying in the bottom of the sea.

>> No.15085797
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>>15085778
Fixing your mind.

>> No.15085800

>>15085778
Weirdos.

>> No.15085801
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>> No.15085802

>>15085778

fearing

>> No.15085812

>>15085790
>Pharaoh wearing expensive looking armor
>Refers to herself as "we"
>People think she's just doing that whole "royal we" thing rulers do
>She's actually sharing her body with the armor
I want to marry them.

>> No.15085815

>>15085801
Whaddya posing for, knife ears?

>> No.15085816

>>15085797
I don't need any fixing from some Eldritch abomination.

>> No.15085818

>>15085778
Tender loving and filling with half-human half-star spawn babies.

>> No.15085824

>>15085778
Squishing

>> No.15085825

>>15085778
Giving me a heart attack.

>> No.15085827

>>15085797
Imagine a mindflayer making this all go away:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvU-Ajwbok
They're the unsungest of unsung heroes.

>> No.15085832

When will KC do Penguin Girls?

I want to ask a Penguin Girl "How can I help you Queen Dedede"

>> No.15085835

>>15085801
Thick eyebrows!

>> No.15085836
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>>15085832
I'm glad I made this request when I did.

>> No.15085839

>>15085812
Oh, that's good.

>People think she's doing the royal we
>When she's always just fondly referring to herself and her armour
>An assassin learns this the hard way when they sneak up on the pharaoh sleeping in her bed
>Only for a huge, armoured hand to grab their head like a grapefruit
>They look into the helm of the "empty" armour and see two very red, very angry eyes
>Safe to say, things don't go too well for the assassin
>After the deed is done, the ever-faithful living armour takes up post at the foot of her pharaoh's bed, waiting for morning, when she can be worn by her and be together

>> No.15085842

>>15085832
Shark girls are first!

>> No.15085845

>>15085842
Seconded. Just remember: no snouts.

>> No.15085857

>>15085687
>>15085689
>Cheschire grows extra tail
>tucks one underneath her
pocks it up under a blanket to give appearance of boner
truly the best prankster to ever live.

>> No.15085860

>>15085857
And then she wonders why human boys go for mad hatters and wocks.

>> No.15085866

>>15085832
Probably never because he already knows the target audience is a bunch of nips who have tastes different from ours and this place is full to the brim with autists

>> No.15085869

>>15084344
I always liked mad hatter but i'm not good enough with wordplay to write them

>> No.15085876
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>>15085857
That's when you roll her over and stick your dick between her thighs. She going to give you thighjobs all day as she gives you that smug smile & laugh of hers.

>> No.15085877

>>15085860
>>15085857
>Chesire makes a fake boner with her tail asa joke
>Guys start to evade her because of this, and she gets a "bad reputation" for it
>Crippling loneliness breaks her smugness and completely destroys her self esteem to the point of giving her depression
Why do I feel bad for the faggot cat, I shouldn't want to comfort her as much as I do right now

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>>15085877
>spoiler
Do it though.

>> No.15085885

>>15085857
>Cheshire makes a fake boner with her tail
>It doesn't fool you for a second and you offer to suck her "dick"
>Her confused expression was worth the awkwardness of saying it

>> No.15085888

>>15085881
That’s the face of someone that needs to be hugged and told that everything is going to be alright.

>> No.15085890
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>>15085877
I'd fuck a Jubjub and make that faggotcat watch.

>> No.15085894

>>15085877
Maybe the more popular Wonderland girls can teach her how to earn men.

>> No.15085903

>>15085881
>Do it
I would. The thought of comforting a genuinely sad Chesire gives me some deep feels, like watching an episode of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air where there's no music during the ending credits.

>> No.15085904

>>15085738
Where she's from, people think lamias are terrible.
Did I mention she's also a foreign exchange student?
Because she's also a foreign exchange student now.

>> No.15085912

>>15085904
But why don't the teachers stop the bullying?

>> No.15085916

>>15085903
The thought of a Cheshire who's lost her smile is heartbreaking.

I want to cheer her up by taking her out for drinks and acting as a human daki when we get home.

>> No.15085921

>>15085912
>Japanese teachers
>Stepping in to prevent bullying

>> No.15085922

>>15085904
>Where she's from, people think lamias are terrible
I refuse such people exist. I will have to make some calls to my friend Steve.

>> No.15085930

>>15085921
But they're stepping on her tail, and putting mice in her lunchbox, and calling her mom a rapist!

>> No.15085931

Whos the bigger nerd Hakutaku or crow tengu

>> No.15085933

>>15085922
to believe*

>> No.15085949
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>>15085930
They pretend not to notice.

>> No.15085953

>>15085778
Killing so you may use their blood echoes to hold the doll's hand.

>> No.15085954

>>15085931
Well Tengu are mostly hikikomoris while Hakutaku get plenty of students coming in to molest.

>> No.15085959

>>15085931
Can't i just be molested by both?

>> No.15085960

>>15085930
>Putting mice in her lunchbox
That's not bad?

>> No.15085962

>>15085931
Haku taco

They've got a bigger height and larger...meat.

>> No.15085971

>>15085894
Caterpillar could teach her many things.

>> No.15085975

>>15085949
But it's really hurting her. She afraid to go to school.

>>15085960
She's a girl, anon. She likes to eat sandwiches and juiceboxes, not live animals.

>> No.15085976

How can you people say you love your waifus if you don't even shitpost about them?

>> No.15085977

>>15085812
>that whole "royal we"
The editorial?

>> No.15085988

>>15085976
shitposting != waifu

I say this because i always say LILIMS ARE GARBAGE.

>> No.15085990

>>15085975
Which is why she is now masquerading as a human in a wheelchair studying abroad in a foreign country, yours.

>> No.15085991

I want to larp with hakutaku sensei and the crow tengu class rep!

>> No.15086002

>>15085976
Because I don't want her to become a meme.

>> No.15086006

>>15086002
Same here.

>> No.15086015

>>15085988
How's that ban from the booru's treating you?

>> No.15086016

>>15086002
Some already think my waifu is a meme. Then again, I figure they're the kind to just throw around the word without any meaning behind it, anyway. Like /v/.

>> No.15086024

>>15086002
>>15086016
People here tend to call popular girls/a waifued girl meme girls

It's a petty childish insult

>> No.15086025

>>15084297
Did I miss something? I don't get the reference.

>> No.15086029
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>>15085988
It's not their fault that people here and on the wiki write them badly. They're like Manticores were very few people care to put effort into them.

>> No.15086030
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Line 87
http://pastebin.com/2Cut5qVe
>Salvation (Cursed Sword)

Oh ho, why not waifu a horror?

>> No.15086031

>>15086016
Mine is borderline. And that scares me a bit.

>> No.15086032

>>15086025
It's a story about a man, a naive pure jubjub, and a stump

It's not a happy ending

>> No.15086035

>>15086032
Link please? You've piqued my interest.

>> No.15086039

>>15086029
The day I feel the need to write a Mary Sue is the day I feel the need to wrap my lips around the barrel of a .44.

>> No.15086045

>>15086039
>Lilims are Mary Sues
Go back to dark soles bollocks you little faggot

>> No.15086046

>>15086030
Nice to see you continuing this. We need more horror waifu stories. Keep on delivering.

>> No.15086055

>>15086046
>more horror waifu stories
Most likely next time the horror will be the villain. I'm going to see if I can finally finish Anubis' Summer / the Toilet Ghost.

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>> No.15086061

>>15086055
Fine by me, so long as cursed sword gets a good end.

>> No.15086068

>>15086039
If you fail to think of them as anything but a Mary Sue, that's kind of a failing of your own imagination, dude.

>> No.15086081

>>15086030
>cursed sword
>http://pastebin.com/2Cut5qVe
>pastebin.com/2Cut5qVe
>.com/2Cut5qVe
>2Cut5qVe
>2Cut
>Cut

that's hilarious

>> No.15086085
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15086085

I want to play Dark Souls with Lala

>> No.15086088

>>15086081
2cut5me.

>> No.15086089

>>15086045
Not him but

>Near infinite power
>They are love and have the loyalty of almost all monster
>More or less can’t be defeated unless you are a uber hero this one I’m ok with since they are supposed to be the DL daughters
>Anyone that even gets close to them gets instantly monsterized
>”They are the good guy, I promise” - KC
>All cannon stories treat them like saviors from the almost pure evil order.
>Not mary sues

The KC cannon Lilims are mary sues. That doesn’t mean that you can’t use them in a interesting way. It’s just really, really hard.

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>>15086081
>>15086088
I want a Cursed Sword with the personality of Cut Man

>> No.15086096
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15086096

Is there a monstergirl that umu like no other monstergirl has umu'd before?

>> No.15086098

>>15086085
It’s a conspiracy! They are coming to get us!

>> No.15086100

>>15086045
>implying they're not
Are you actually retarded?

>> No.15086102

>>15086096
can umu*

>> No.15086105

>>15086089
None of those things are traits of being a Mary Sue. They're just OP. You're literally worse than the idiots that abuse "cringeworthy" on youtube.

>> No.15086112

>>15086085
That's oddly fitting considering I just broke out the scythe.
WHy are my beloved cestuses so weak now?

>> No.15086115

>>15086089
Being powerful =/= Mary Sue, maybe when you actually write instead of bitching to your friends in the IRC and Discords you'll learn a thing or two.

>> No.15086117

think guides like these are passed around a whole lot by monster girls?
http://exhentai.org/g/618270/44a3defc7c/

>> No.15086120

>>15086105
Being unstoppable and perfect aren't Mary Sue traits?

>> No.15086126

>>15086120
>arguing with lilimfags
It's not worth it.

>> No.15086134

>>15086126
Almost 90% of all the arguing here is either just “You don’t like X you are a faggot” or “You like X you are a faggot”

>> No.15086140

>>15086120
That's like saying God characters are Mary Sues because they have omnipotence/near-omnipotence

If you want a real example of a Mary Sue, go watch that new Star Wars film with that girl who can magically use the force better than a trained jedi without any prior training, and managed to beat a trained Sith. Wait until you see what the big reveal about her is according to Episode 8 leaks, it's fucking hilarious and painful.

>> No.15086144

Why is bollocks such a shitposting faggot anyway

>> No.15086145

>>15086134
To be fair, that's 90% of all things.

>> No.15086150

>>15086117
Yes. Different groups pass around alot of different ones. There are guides on creative sex with goo girls, guides on how to fuck your loli, guides on fun things to do when the girl is much larger than the man. And of course guides on each individual act, like buttjobs or footjobs or thigh sex.

>> No.15086156

>>15086150
>How to Handjob
>Nerdy monster girl with your dick in one hand and the guidebook in the other with a serious expression on her face

>> No.15086160

>>15086120
Who said they're perfect? Druella for example is seen as extreme by any monster girls not part of her faction and they all want her to fuck off.

I'm sure she's not the only one of the 100+ Lilims with flaws either.

>> No.15086163

>>15086117
They forgot the best one
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3090067

>> No.15086170

>>15086150
All these guides, yet nerd birds still have trouble getting human boys.

>> No.15086182

>>15086029
They wouldn't even be all that terrible if people didn't portray them as Perfect, unstoppable (This is slightly more understandable, being what ammounts to a demi-god), and basically being a clone of druella.
.

>> No.15086183

>>15086156
>Nerdy monster girl with your dick in one hand and the guidebook in the other with a serious expression on her face

Ok.

http://imgur.com/a/XYtkH

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>>15086112
I'm loving that straight sword that does frost damage, Irithyll Straight Sword or whatever

>> No.15086191

>>15086170
Its not their fault all the boys want hellhounds or kitsunes.

>> No.15086192

>>15086145
Life is pretty shit when you look at it.
I just want to have a waiu to coddle with so I don’t have to deal with it.

On that topic, what MG would be best at making their husband happy if he is sad / depressed?

>> No.15086198

>>15086183
Damn that was quick, how'd you do that?

>> No.15086199

>>15086192
Mindflayer.

>> No.15086202

>>15086198
I had them on my PC.
I didn't make them if that's what you think.

>> No.15086203

>>15086192
All of them. Hugging releases a hormone that makes you feel better.

>> No.15086205

Is there a word for this? Only term i can think of is 'reverse missionary'
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3115256

>> No.15086207

>>15086015
Explain? Did something happened?

>> No.15086210

>>15086205
Its called the amazon position.

>> No.15086212

>>15086184
>Also the weapon I've been using since I picked it up
Now I have to go play more DaS 3 some more. I'm still only on the Road of Sacrifices. Looks like no writing today.

>> No.15086213

>>15086205
Amazon position.

>> No.15086217

>>15086191
I don't.

>> No.15086218

>>15086015
Uh, what the hell are you talking about? I never post to the booru dude.

>> No.15086225

>>15086144
IRL mental issues, probably.

>> No.15086227
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>a CC Dullahan will never molest you on a train

>> No.15086230

>>15086207
The anal-pained anti-lilim fag went on a shitposting spree on every lilim image on dan/gelbooru. He subsequently got banned and all his comments deleted.

>> No.15086231

>>15086227
If she keeps touching me inappropriately, I'll scream

>> No.15086237

>>15086230
Holy shit, really?
Got any screencaps around?

>> No.15086238

>>15086230
You know a ton of people don't like lilims right? Why would you assume it's the same guy?

>> No.15086239

>>15086227
I remember that greentext.

>> No.15086240

>>15086230
Wasn't me dude. Don't know who that was but thats going too far with the shitposting.

>> No.15086242

>>15086210
>>15086213
http://exhentai.org/s/c91d3f0041/843635-191
is this the same thing?

>> No.15086243

>>15086231
So you want everyone to see? What a slut!

>> No.15086247

>>15086230
Oh I see, I wonder who was that..

>> No.15086249

>>15086239
Penywise said he was going to rewrite it at some point IIRC.

>> No.15086251

>>15086238
>Why would you assume it's the same guy?
Because only one guy could dislike what he likes. It's the law of /mgt/.

>> No.15086254

>>15086227
I'd advise her against that.

>> No.15086255

>>15085637
What do Titanias count as? Both?

>> No.15086258

>>15086238
Because he's saying the same shit that was on the booru

>> No.15086259

>>15086239
Witch one? Do you have it?

>>15086251
More like law of the internet.

>> No.15086260

>>15086183
>That cheshire author on the back

They are bloody everywhere. How did one even have the patience to write an entire book.

>> No.15086261

>>15086249
Damn, that's nice.

>> No.15086262

>>15086227
I want a CC Dullahan to put her head in my lap in the train and let the vibrations turn her neck into an onahole.

>> No.15086268
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>> No.15086269

>>15086183
Why have I never seen this before?

>> No.15086272
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>TFW stumbled upon MGE Waifu Abuse imageset

Fuck man, that affected me more than I thought it would. Anyone got cute Monster Girl images/stories to drown it out?

>> No.15086275

>>15086231
>on a moving train
>probably several other single GMs in the same car
>start screaming and protesting

There's an analogy about sharks and blood in the water in there., but I can't be bothered to make it.

>> No.15086278

>>15086227
I'm not going to lose my head over a few bump-bumps. I can resist!

>> No.15086279

>>15086268
Looking like a drowned ghost there.

>> No.15086281

>>15086268
I wonder how her eyes look under that hairy veil.

>> No.15086282

>>15086272
>spoiler
Wot?

>> No.15086284

>>15086258
God damn if it annoys you that much ill stop shitposting about them.

>> No.15086285

>>15086242
Yes.

>> No.15086286

>>15086258
I used to say they were trash before anyone else called them garbage. Similar opinions breed similar posting.

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>>15086272

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>>15086272
>MGE Waifu Abuse imageset

Show me.

>> No.15086291

>>15086284
Not him, but maybe you should consider stopping shitposting in general.

>> No.15086294
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15086294

Is there such a thing as a smug Kiki?

>> No.15086296

>>15086251
Hm, there must more than one spamming faggots that are analpained about lilims then.

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>>15086294
Yes.

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>>15086272
Why would anyone make such a thing?

>> No.15086304

>>15086294
Put a Kiki and a Shoggoth in the same household and I'd imagine you'd see plenty of smug when only one of them gets any praise.

>> No.15086310

>>15086304
I want to merge a Kiki with a Living Armor and make them my bodyguard.

>> No.15086311
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>>15086294
I recognize this style.

>> No.15086312

>>15086288
You might want to delete that pic anon. You know, nips and all.

>> No.15086313

>>15086282
>>15086290
Fair warning, I think this is a screencap from that other place, not the actual images themselves. You can see enough of them though, and I'm not going over there to hunt down the original images.

Don't click on it if you like a certain Wonderland girl.

http://i.imgur.com/wClsnqV.png

>>15086288
Thank you, wasn't this drawn by Crabman? I wish he'd draw some EMG girls in his style.

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>>15086272
Monster girls are for love not abuse.

A hellhound can abuse me in bed though, if she wants.

>> No.15086320

>>15086313
>implying I would ever feel bad for any kind of matango

>> No.15086321

>>15086313
This is why traitors exist.

>> No.15086322

>>15086313
Damn, glad that's not my waifu.

Still, that's not cool..

>> No.15086323

>>15086313
Why? What vile person would want this?

>> No.15086326

>>15086313
Oh yeah, I remeber that...

>> No.15086327

>>15086313
>Thank you, wasn't this drawn by Crabman?
Yeah, it was.

>> No.15086328
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15086328

Hot plant-bitches.

>> No.15086329

>tfw trapped in a dillema between wanting to play D44M Beta and wanting to play a monstergirl VN
What do I fuck'n DO

>> No.15086332

>>15086313
That's hilarious.

>> No.15086333

>>15086313
Didn't he get baned?

>> No.15086335

>>15086313
Figures. If any joker was twisted enough to commission something like that of their own "waifu", it'd be one of the bums on /monster/.

>> No.15086338

>>15086329
The Doom beta sucks. It feels like CoD and doesn't feel like an actual arena shooter, they done fucked it up.

Play the VN.

>> No.15086340

>>15086328
Kii's great. I love her hairstyle, too.

>> No.15086342

>>15086335
The mods deleted the post and the anons over there more or less had the exact same reaction as we do.

>> No.15086349

>>15086313
As expected from cripplechan.

>> No.15086354

>>15086340
Shame she's a man hating turbodyke.

>> No.15086356

>>15086342
Even /monster/ has standards.

>> No.15086360

>>15086342
Hah. I guess good still exists in this world.

>> No.15086367

>>15086299
That Kiki knows what she's getting into, and she doesn't mind it one bit.

>> No.15086370

>>15086354
She strikes me as more of a human-hating hippie, really. Which I suppose makes sense, given her affinity for plants. It's just that she's gotten unfortunate with the gender ratio of people sucking from her nutritious breasts.

>> No.15086372

>>15086356
>>15086360
I’m not certain, but I think he got banned too. Or atleast a time-out.

>> No.15086374

>>15086338
I dunno man, it's kinda fun. Getting MVP is so easy too, these shitters can't dodge for shit

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>>15086272

>> No.15086378

>>15086030
So was her pussy normal, or "corrupted" as well? I couldn't actually tell.

>> No.15086380

>>15086370
I remember her outright saying that she despises men but will happily let women suck her tits at any time.

>> No.15086384

>>15086313
>wasn't this drawn by Crabman? I wish he'd draw some EMG girls in his style
Don't you mean MGE? Though:
>MGE girls drawn with those anorexic proportions Crabman draws his shit with
That'd be awful.

>> No.15086386

>>15086380
You could be right. Been a while since I read the early EMG chapters. Or any EMG chapters, come to think of it.

>> No.15086396

>>15086386
Same, I stopped reading it when Miia's mother was shown.

>> No.15086397
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Why do tomboys and hellhounds make for the best combination?

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>>15086317
SAME

>> No.15086405

>>15086378
Normal once deep enough.

>> No.15086408

>>15086397
They tend to have strong personalities, which translates well into that sort of behavior.

>> No.15086409

>>15086317
>>15086399
I want my dominant monster waifu to try and by rough with me in bed, only to feel really uncomfortable with hurting a human boy

And then when she does and notices she left a small bruise she breaks character, panics, and cuddles while mumbling sorry for the rest of the night

>> No.15086416

>>15086405
So there were still rough bits in there?

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>>15086409
Did you by chance waifu a Nerdhound?

>> No.15086419

>>15086397
The only tomboy I will accept are those with ponytails.

>> No.15086421
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>>15086399
>You will never come home to your hellhound waifu who promptly pins you against the wall and begins giving you love bites on your neck shoulders while rubbing you through your pants before princess carrying you to bed, throwing you on it like a ragdoll, literally tearing off your clothes, pinning you down, and riding you raw all night long

>> No.15086423

>>15086418
No, just a really protective oneesan type.

Please, I have higher standards then to waifu a nerd.

>> No.15086426

>>15086416
Basically anything that touches air is hard, like her mouth.

>> No.15086435

>>15086426
Ah. Right.

>> No.15086437

>>15086421
Not THAT is burning passion.

Other examples of other MGs showing such desire?

>> No.15086440

I hope Anon gets cat-called and whistled at by a group of crude P'Orc construction workers!

>> No.15086448

>>15086437
>That
>Burning passion
That's just your standard overly lusty aggresive girl's rape procedure. Seen it a million times.

>> No.15086449

>>15086426
>>15086435
I mean, I was just kind of confused because of the line "I gasped, writhed, and almost fainted with pain as her sharp skin enveloped me.". When earlier her pussy was described as entirely warm and wet.

>> No.15086456

>>15086440
Those P'Orcs are getting raped if they do.

>> No.15086459

>>15086421
>Never get breakfast in bed from my Hellhound waifu while she's still naked and sweaty
>Because she ground my pelvis to dust and I'll need time to recuperate
>She asks if I want anything else for breakfast while she climbs back on top of me

Help...

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I want to smack, bite, and pull the tails of my heck-pups, only for overprotective MGs to think I'm being abusive, only to tell them heck-pups are built tough and rambunctious and need to be man-handled (plus they punch me in the ribs and bite my hands all the time).

>> No.15086471

/mgg/ help me out here, if you could choose the type of monster girl you'd want in a visual novel, which base type would you choose?

http://strawpoll.me/7384083

>> No.15086475
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15086475

Tell me, how metal is your waifu on a 1-10 scale?

I know one of you were thinking of a Living Armor in a literal fashion and were thinking about posting it.

You are now forcefully married to Charon.

It's your own fault.

>> No.15086476

>>15086449
Yeah, it's the labia scraping him during penetration. See the very next bit: "Finally it cleared my ridge, and I was in." After that it's smooth sailing.

>> No.15086478

>>15086471
>Undead at top
My brothers.

>> No.15086481

>>15086471
>wreregirl

so what kind of "were" are we talking about here
werewolf, wererat, werebat what

>> No.15086482

>>15086466
>Promoting violence to your daughterus
>Not treating them with utmost care and comfiness until the day their hellhound instincts kick in and they naturally become stronk decisive women
Wow, Anon.

>> No.15086485

>>15086476
Ah, that makes sense. But isn't her labia going to scrape his shaft the whole time?

>> No.15086487

>>15086466
What a tiny Hellhound.

>> No.15086491

>>15086485
The lower bits are a lot less sensitive than the head.

>> No.15086495

>>15086475
>metal
Die.

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>>15086475
I'd say at least an 8.

>> No.15086499
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>>15086423
>I have higher standards then to waifu a nerd.
But nerds need husbands too! It's scientifically proven that nerds make the best waifus!

>> No.15086500

>>15086471
Undead love surprisingly stronk.

>> No.15086502

>>15086491
Nigga have you ever been scraped on the dick? Shit hurts like fuck.

>> No.15086506

>>15086491
True. Still sounds painful. But then I'd assume that that's the point.

>> No.15086509

>>15086487
All the better to hold down and fuck her silly.

>> No.15086510
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>>15086475
What if Charon was cute little kitty cat?

>> No.15086514

>>15086499
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLTNFo6Ib2A

>> No.15086516
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Wife having fun.

>> No.15086522

>>15086499
What about that nerd MG in school you promised that you'd get married to if you were both unmarried when you were 20 and then when you meet her years later you find out puberty hit her like a truck on rocket fuel?

>> No.15086523

>>15086030
There better be some rough paizuri in the next part.

>> No.15086525

>>15086516
>my waifu will never be featured in a collage
The again, since /a/ drawthreads are more volatile than /v/'s I don't think I'm missing out on much.

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Sultry Singing Hellhounds

>> No.15086530
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>>15086516
>nep nep

>> No.15086531

>>15086526
Hellhound-san and Anon are sure to win the talent competion this year!

>> No.15086533

>>15086475
>You are now forcefully married to Charon.
What if you want to consensually marry Charon?

>> No.15086535

>>15086523
How horafying. You'd need to rub a stick of butter all over her tits to make that not make him bleed!

>> No.15086540

>>15086510
2lewd
We'll have to give her to the hobos.

>> No.15086541

>>15086313
God fucking dammit. Naked except for heels is top tier but its fucking ruined by abuse im mad as hell

>> No.15086544

>>15086525
That's probably for the best.

>> No.15086545

>>15086535
That's what her magic is for. He ain't gonna bleed.

>> No.15086546

>>15086523
>next part

>Girl gets corrupted
>Monk gets corrupted
>??? gets corrupted

>> No.15086551

>>15086525
Then again*

>> No.15086552
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>>15086530
How could you hate so fun and pure?

>That one doujin that involves the neps and the Dogoo that turns into a slime girl

>> No.15086554

>>15086510
That's not Charon! That's her estranged Cat Girl cousin who helps her during the Summer holidays!

>> No.15086556

>>15086522
>would you marry a healthy dork who's likely still a stuttering cutie
Is this really a question?

>> No.15086557

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UkOgdYh5Cc

If you reversed the genders of the characters in the scene you'd get a rather extreme reaction of how a Kejourou reacts if you prank her by messing with her hair products

>> No.15086560

>>15086516
I blame you for my fondness of Gazers, Gazerfag!

>> No.15086568

>>15086510
Cat puns, probably.

>> No.15086584

>>15086568
You gotta be kitten me. She can show meow-t.

>> No.15086585
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>>15085857
How has no one posted the most relevant comic ever to that post?

>> No.15086587

>>15086523
>white jizz all over a big coal black bust
Drawfags pls

>> No.15086589

>>15086526
I wish my waifu could sing...

>> No.15086593

>>15086313
>genuinely smooth art style
>thick thighs
>naked but in heels
>fucking ABUSE
the epitome of wasted potential, i am physically ill

>> No.15086595

>>15085857
>"Well? It isn't going to suck itself."

Cure you Prank cat.

>> No.15086597

>>15086593
Oh wait it looks like he commissioned them not drew them
Well damn now i have to track down the artist

>> No.15086599

>>15086589
How do you know she can't?

>> No.15086600

>>15086313
Dissappointed, I was expecting one of those charts.

>> No.15086618

>>15086313
>Abusing your waifu
>A fucking box cutter

This is the kind of shit I DEUS VULT against.

>> No.15086627

>>15086523
How much would paizuri from that Cursed Sword hurt? And how good would it feel in turn?

>> No.15086654

>>15086599
I heard her singing in the shower once, and let me tell you that I was never the same.

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>> No.15086660

I want to tell a Golem that her appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

>> No.15086662

>>15086660
I take it he was agreeable?

>> No.15086663

>>15086660
I take it he was agreeable?

>> No.15086665

>>15086654
I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

>> No.15086666

>>15086662
>>15086663
He didn't really have a choice.

>> No.15086668

>>15086666
Has he been infected?

>> No.15086669

>>15086030
Well, it was going according to plan up to and including the 'he can handle the pain' part. Still, mission success, after a fashion.
Good to see more horrifying-alluring waifu stories.

>99. men who lives and died
>109. Both the nobled and

>> No.15086670
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>>15086660
AAAAADAM

>> No.15086671

>>15086659
BIG

>> No.15086672

>>15086670
>>15086668
Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Raging Mushroom vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

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>>15086510
>>15086533
Then she rapes you and laughs at you small penis.

>> No.15086675

>>15086672
You know what I think? I think the government made mamono mana on purpose.

>> No.15086678

>>15086671
MEATY

>> No.15086679

>>15086673
I'm going to split that Kitty Cat in two!

>> No.15086680

>>15086672
We've been through much you and I but within the week there will be Monster Girls ruling the world.

>> No.15086681

>>15086670
Did she ask for this?

>> No.15086684

>>15086673
Charon can't rape.

>> No.15086685

>>15086675
You got a single fact to back that up?

>>15086680
Monstergirls

WARNING
WARNING

>> No.15086687

>>15086678
LOVE!

>> No.15086689

>>15086673
>Then she rapes you and laughs at you small penis.
Charon is for raping, not getting raped by!

>> No.15086690
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>>15086678
CLAWS

>> No.15086692

>>15086685
Ya. It's all in the numbers.

Number one:

That's rape

>> No.15086694

>>15086690

CRAB BATTLE

>> No.15086696

>>15086670
>cyborg monster girls
jesus christ how terrifying

>> No.15086705

>>15086696
The Gazers made the Succuvirus to control the working class

>> No.15086710

>>15086705
But succuvirus would never do something so evil. Those mean Gazers are just a bunch of bullies!

>> No.15086720

>>15086710
>succuvirus would never do something so evil
She's a virus for a reason, Anon. She even broke my cellphone today, it won't even boot up.

>> No.15086722

>>15085570
Ooh, hadn't seen that one before.

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Which MG would work best as a a "country virgin fiance?"

>> No.15086736

>>15086728
Hellhound

>> No.15086742

>>15086696
So far we have an Ushi Oni, Dragon, and now Mantis. Cyborg Lilims when?

>> No.15086745

>>15086728
Troll-chan.

>> No.15086750

>>15086728
Hellhound like that guy above me or minotaur.

>> No.15086752

>>15086670
I want to hug that bug.

>> No.15086753

>>15086491
Just out of curiosity, does the ability to inflict pain (and pleasure) without harm apply to her whole body, or just her sword?

>> No.15086758

>>15086728
Troll came to mind first for me.

>> No.15086763

>>15086752
But she's a cold robotic killing machine!

>> No.15086769

>>15086736
>>15086745
>>15086750
>>15086758
Those the exact two I thought of when posting. Huh.

>Tan tomboy troll

WEW LAD

>> No.15086770

>>15086763
She's not, she's a cute girl that desperately needs a good hug and I will be the one to give it to her.

>> No.15086777

>>15086728
Holst, Weresheep, Mothman?

>> No.15086780

>>15086728
A Werewolf!

>> No.15086781

>>15086769
>Tan tomboy troll
Anon, please. My penis can only get so erect.

>> No.15086784

>>15086770
She's not. She'll whoop you without a second thought.

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15086786

Now that's an H-manga I can get behind.

>> No.15086787

>>15086780
This! Got to be a werewolf if we're talinkg tanned tomboys.

>> No.15086794

>>15086784
She wouldn't do that for no reason anon. Look at her face, that face is the face of a woman who deserves a comforting rub on the head and a nice, big hug.

>> No.15086798

>>15086787
All those childhood adventures with you and a pack of Werewolf Girls with their own distinct personalities.

>> No.15086806

>>15086794
Looks like the face of someone who will bash guards around or beat up prostitutes.

>> No.15086819

>>15086798
>carefree childhood spent roughhousing with a pack of werepups and falling asleep in a big pile when you've exhausted yourselves
Hhhnnnng.

>> No.15086820

>>15086806
Then you are awful at reading people, I'm gonna take that Mantis home and make her feel great!

>> No.15086826

>>15086728
Elfs would make a pretty good option for completely not understanding human society.

>> No.15086827

>>15086820
Then she knocks up out from behind, hacks into your computer, and steals anything of use to her.

>> No.15086829

>>15086819
There'd be the sporty one.
The nerdy one.
The shy one.
and the comic relief who does whacky stuff.

>> No.15086830 [SPOILER] 
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>>15086820
>taking a top-tier military professional and turning her into a housewife
She never asked for this.

>> No.15086844

>>15086827
Anon please, why would she steal stuff from someone she now lives with?

>>15086830
But does she enjoy being a housewife more? This is important.

>> No.15086847

>>15086844
So she can sell it to buy more ammo and weapons

>> No.15086849

>>15086830
>tfw no bloody waifu to mercilessly kill your dinner every day
Why are Mantis so waifu material?

>> No.15086854

>>15086847
But she doesn't need to do that anymore!

>> No.15086857

>>15086854
It's her job.

>> No.15086860

>>15086849
Because Kuuderes are always the best. It's why Lich and Mantis are the best girls.

>> No.15086861
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15086861

You'll never escape!

THE LAW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo

>> No.15086866

>>15086857
She has a new job now anon.

>> No.15086870

>>15086861
LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWGHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15086876

>>15086861
I want to take that Oni home.

>> No.15086880

>>15086861
>>15086870
New Dredd > Old Dredd

>> No.15086881

>>15086829
>there's a comic relief one
>no precocious straight man

You can't see it, but I'm frowning right now.

>> No.15086885

>>15086880
Agreed

>> No.15086886

>>15086876
Ahh what a shame.

It seems you're star crossed with the Ushi-Oni instead. Unfortunate.

>> No.15086887

>>15086516
Post the full image dude, it's got Miia in it as well. I saw that /a/ draw thread.

>> No.15086897

>>15086866
But her old one pays so well.

>> No.15086903

>>15086897
But her new one is nice and peaceful.

>> No.15086904
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15086904

>>15086887

>> No.15086906

>>15086903
A wife has to provide for her husband.

>> No.15086907

>>15086886
No I'm not anon, what makes you say that?

>> No.15086912

>>15086861
I want Ms. Oni to scold me for not preparing the client brief in time!

>> No.15086914

>>15086880
>>15086861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVFi6qkPHE
>Judge Dredd is a parody of all of conservative's slippery slope scenarios
>it all comes true within 30 years
kek

>> No.15086915

>>15086906
She can do that without murder presents.

>> No.15086917

>>15086904
I don't know who that black haired girl is, but she seems afraid to even lightly tap Miia.

>> No.15086918

I want to be captured by a big, tall, muscular kuudere dragon!

>> No.15086919

>>15086915
How?

>> No.15086921

>>15086904
Look at all those cute kids having fun. I want to walk in on them having a pillow fight and tell them I brought some milk and cookies.

>> No.15086924

>>15086906
Not to me, plus she deserves the nice and relaxing life of being a housewife.

>> No.15086928

>>15086904
I wish i was that Anon.

>> No.15086931

>>15086918
I want to capture a big, tall, muscular kuudere dragon!

>> No.15086943

>>15086918
So do I, although the initial meeting after being brought to her keep would be a little awkward.

>> No.15086944

>>15086924
But she loves as you so much she wants to give you the money to live a comfortable life, even if a few terrorists have to choke to death on their blood for it.

>> No.15086952
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15086952

What augs does mantis Jensen have?

>> No.15086956

>>15086952
A chip in her head that lets her make sarcastic remarks.

>> No.15086957

>>15086917
Meanwhile Gazer is about to dumpster someone full force.

>> No.15086962

>>15086952
Been ages since I played the game, but she'd probably have the cloaking stuff and the melee reflex stuff.

>> No.15086963

>>15086956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqHp9uNXzjM

>> No.15086965

>>15086944
But I don't want her to get hurt anon, I don't mind busting my ass to make sure we have enough money so long as she doesn't have to fight anymore!

>> No.15086971

>>15086943
but her awkwardness in communication is what makes her so lovable!

>> No.15086973

>>15086965
She actually enjoys fighting and is in no real danger.

>> No.15086975

>>15086971
>her awkwardness in communication is what makes her so unlovable!

Fixed.

>> No.15086976

>>15086956
>>15086952
>"Yeah, rape."

>> No.15086979

>>15086918
Well no, you don't.

>> No.15086982

>>15086973
Then I guess she can still fight, but she's going to stop the second we have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of our lives.

>> No.15086984

>>15086971
Absolutely correct. It makes those moments where her true emotions show that much more special.

>> No.15086990

I want to get rescued by a kuudere blue dragon and her retinue of yetis, wendigos, and glacies!

>> No.15086991

>>15086931
I'd trap her in the cuddle dungeons.

>> No.15086993

>>15086763
Cyborg girls need more love than all-natural girls.

>> No.15086997

I want to fuckin' serve monstergirls with my godlike dancing skills.

>> No.15086998

>>15086990
I want to get rescued by a kuudere wolf girl and get sniffed without rest by her.

>> No.15087002

>>15086976
But Mantises can't rape! They're too sweet to do that to a man!

>> No.15087004

>>15086997
What will you dance to?

>> No.15087008

>>15087004
Ridge Racer 4 music.

>> No.15087009

>>15086998
A kuudere, scent-crazy wolfgirl sounds fun.
But I wonder, what would her reaction be when she goes into heat and tries to hide it from you, but ends up smelling her own pheromones before you pick up on them?

>> No.15087011

>>15086990
The court of the Ice Queen!

>> No.15087012

>>15087004
Careless whisper, because once his waifu is done with his pelvis he's never gonna dance again.

>> No.15087020

>>15087004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s4QgnsaMF8
the dance of the Australian people

>> No.15087022

>>15084276
YES.

>> No.15087023

>>15087008
Opening track's kind of like a more chill version of Shatter's OST. It's cool.

>> No.15087032

>>15086998
>>15087009
Kuudere wolf best wolf.

>> No.15087039

>>15087008
Ridge Racer Type 4 had the best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxh7DHkCcdE

>> No.15087055

>>15086481
Probably means a werewolf, like a hell hound.

>> No.15087061

>>15087023
>>15087039
R4 was one hell of a party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za5f50e7-j0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL-Rt4U1dus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC8UyYIfASk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0LIUYU7QcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fef0Eg6Q-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFSxWVuqp50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfyDPgxr85I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKn8UWvEraE

Imagine taking over the disco floor with your waifu to this music

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15087075

>>15087004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMMIdnJnQ5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy44zYKBqTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTjHJuXRm4w

>> No.15087077

>>15086481
I think he means a half girl half human, the most terrifying of all monsters out there.

>> No.15087081

>>15086481
"Weregirl" makes me think of alps.

Then again, everything makes me think of alps.

>> No.15087087

>>15086144
I was actually at work for a good amount of the evening so good job in thinking that it was me on some kind of anti-Lilim tirade I guess?

>> No.15087092

>>15087081
You should get that checked out, transexuality is a disease.

>> No.15087095

>>15087011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHJ7An2CMB4

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>> No.15087113

>>15087108
Who the fuck dances when they're happy to see somebody else? It's silly.

>> No.15087119

>>15087113
a kobold would

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15087122

>>15087011
Your magic will betray you

>> No.15087125

>>15087113
dags wag their tail, why wouldn't a kobold?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42PYgMYNTFg

>> No.15087126

>>15087119
I want to teach a Kobold how to dance like that.

>> No.15087127

>>15087125
Corgis are meme dogs.

>> No.15087133

>>15087127
m8, i'll fukkin hook u in da gabber swar on me mum

>> No.15087137

>>15087127
Your life is a meme only 9fags would find dank, nerd.

>> No.15087139

>>15087133
MAYM

DOGES

>> No.15087143

>>15087127
Well they are dogs, of course they are memes.

>> No.15087150

>>15087127
I want to have a meme cat and a meme dog in my house

>> No.15087152
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>>15086585

>> No.15087168

>>15087152
3 hours late to shitpost with your /tg/ garbage, bub.

>> No.15087176

>>15086585
I actually laughed.

>> No.15087177

>>15087168
It's never too late to shitpost with /tg/ garbage.

>> No.15087179

>>15087176
>2016
>Laughing

>> No.15087182

>>15087152
I want to go on a crusade in monster lands with my totally human girlfriend who is not a Succubus in disguise. The constant personal space invasions and the worringly lewd innuendos are just the stress acting up!

>> No.15087189

>>15087168
Well I can always shitpost and say ABBN did nothing wrong

>> No.15087190

>>15087182
Just have faith in God, anon. He'll help you out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

>> No.15087192
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15087192

Stop this degeneracy by order of the church, lest this dragon dies!

>> No.15087193

>>15086525
Who is she?

>> No.15087197
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15087197

>>15087190
Yes, have faith in God!

>> No.15087199

>>15086525
>/a/ drawthreads are more volatile than /v/
PfffhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>15087193

>>15087199
I shit you not anon.

>> No.15087206

>>15087192
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/

>> No.15087208

>>15087204
I'm sorry that you chose each other.

>> No.15087220

>>15087197
Those darned soap-boxing Dark Priests.
I would end up snapping and telling them that I have no reason to get laid yet, and that having a girlfriend only leads to trouble, as my friends have demonstrated.

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>>15087208
I wouldn't have it any other way to be honest family.

>> No.15087222
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15087222

>>15087206
Anon that appears to be a picture of a monster girl. It's like linking someone to /a/ if they post a still of brown elf.

>> No.15087223

>>15087197
Cover thineself, foul harlot!

>> No.15087228

>>15087221
I want to cook my meat on this grill!

>> No.15087233

>>15087222
Why are Elves so impregnable? no matter the race, if it's an Elf it's hard not to want to impregnate her.

>> No.15087236

>>15087233
They're the perfect blend of haughty and naughty.

>> No.15087240

>>15087233
I don't even know man, but I feel the same way, especially about Dark Elves.

>> No.15087242

>>15087223
She's already wearing her most conservative outfit. And she's a gorgeous harlot.

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15087244

>>15086475
>>15076517 (asking scans for >>15076497)

>> No.15087252

>>15087244
niiice

>> No.15087266

>>15087242
>showing legs
absolutely degenerate

>> No.15087267

>>15087244
That's a lie, right? I don't think they're physically capable of being gentle.

>> No.15087272

>>15087267
I don't know, but either way I'm playing with fluffy ushi-oni ears.

>> No.15087281

>>15087266
You misspelled "absolutely delicious" there. Don't worry happens to the best of us.

>> No.15087289

>>15087266
What would happen if a dense Paladin keeps offering her his coat so that she covers herself?

>> No.15087290

>>15087289
Actually I think threads have done this before

>> No.15087310

>>15087289
I'm getting a sense of deja vu

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15087322

I want to tease a wolf girl!

>> No.15087334

>>15087267
She most certainly is. After all, the rape train may have no brakes, but it does have stations it stops at for refueling. At those times, she's more cuddly than a weresheep-dormouse hybrid, and big enough to serve as a bed. The feeling of being rocked to sleep by her swaying form is not something I can adequately describe.

Why do I have to be financially limited? I want to commission art of her, but I can't into money.

>> No.15087346

>>15087322
U gonna get raped

>> No.15087347

>>15087322
Would you keep teasing her even if she outright begs you to fuck her as hard as you can?

>> No.15087359

>>15087347
That's when I tease her even harder by promising to do whatever she wants after her heat dies down.

Anything at all.

>> No.15087371

>>15087359
>tease a werewolf in heat
>deny her the dick

Into the matango pit with you, scum.

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15087385

>>15087244
>tfw you're (You) in two different threads from one artist

>> No.15087386

>>15087371
>Denying wolfgirl the D
>Ending in any way that doesn't involve her making it clear that his dick belongs to her now

Anon...

>> No.15087392

>>15087371
>not teasing a werewolf in heat
>not teasing her to the point where she loses all self control
>not having ruff unrestrained heat driven sex for an ungodly amount of time with said werewolf

its like you have no keikaku for everything to go according to

>> No.15087403

>>15087334
What exactly do you want to commission of her?

>> No.15087404
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15087404

I'm falling in love with Dark Elves

All of them

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15087411

Pear > *

>> No.15087412

>>15087404
Dark Elves are gorgeous creatures, especially that one.
I'm not a huge fan of the MGE ones, though.

>> No.15087414

>>15087404
Be careful, they might see that and decide to attack you.

>> No.15087415

>Having a real bad day, really pissed off
>Come around the corner and walk right into a Succubus who's just as pissed off
>Start arguing
>Arguing turns into kissing
>The two of you go back to your place and angrily have sex
>It's really rough, biting, scratching, hair pulling and more
>After it's over you turn to her and say "Fuck you, get out"
>She gets out of bed and pulls your phone out of your pants that were on the floor
>Grabs her phone as well and puts your number in her phone and her number in yours
>Throws your phone at your head with a "Yeah, fuck you too asshole"
>Hastily gets dressed and leaves
>A week later your phone rings, and it's her on the other end
>"Are you home?"
>"Who wants to know?"
>"Just shut up and take your fucking pants off, I'll be there in 5 minutes"
>"Go fuck yo- ...Fucking bitch hung up on me"
>She forces her way into your apartment, and before you can even demand she pay for the door, she's on top of you and trying to strip you
>The two of you end up having even rougher, angrier sex than last time, to the point that an outside observer would probably think the two of you were trying to kill each other
>She puts some money on the nightstand to pay for the door and leaves with a limp, flipping you off when you tell her not to come back
>Three days later you wake up in the middle of the night to her on top of you wither her hands wrapped around your throat
>She's applying pressure, but not actually choking you
>She's also crying
>"Why?! Why can't I stop thinking about you?!"
>"What's the matter? Did the slut lose to the cock?"
>She slams her lips onto yours, you can taste the blood from your teeth cutting your lips open
>She breaks the kiss and slumps down onto you
>In between sobs, you hear "I fucking hate you, I'll hate you forever"
>"...I hate you too" is all you can quietly offer in response

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15087417

>>15087411
Yes.

>> No.15087422

>>15087417
Cute assassin, I want her to sit in my lap.

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>>15087415
So, love can bloom between two temperamental people on a sidewalk? I'm in.

>> No.15087438

>>15087417
>you will never be in an assassin's ass
feelsbadman.webm

>> No.15087443

>>15087422
>>15087438
She's pretty bottom heavy despite being stricken with poverty and malnutrition at a young age.
I'd also love to splurge and post more of her, but she isn't monstergirl related. Nor do I know what type monstergirl she fits the criteria for.

>> No.15087456

>>15087443
Shame, she looks really cute.

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Nyiang-shi

>> No.15087495
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>>15087485
Mixing monster girl species!

>> No.15087497 [SPOILER] 
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15087497

>>15087485
Now look here you little shit.
Yes

>> No.15087498

>>15087411
Up to no good!

>> No.15087508

>>15087495
>implying Vampires with big tits aren't already cows in some fashion

>> No.15087524

>>15087508
You dare compare the powerful and prideful vampires to mate cattle?

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>>15087524
When they look like this, you do.

>> No.15087543

>>15087532
I want to feed that vampire cow blood.

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15087544

>>15087532
Curb your tongue! How dare you compare the noble and beautiful vampires to mere holstarus!

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15087547

>>15087415

>> No.15087549

>>15087547
This should not be cute.

>> No.15087551

>>15087547
I'd love to hate her by the fire while sipping some hot cocoa.

>> No.15087557

>>15087544
Then lay off all the blood tubby.

>> No.15087559

>>15087547
You are a national treasure.

>> No.15087568

>>15087547
I love it.

>> No.15087587

>>15087547
I hate this feeling in my chest.

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>>15087557
I thought boys liked healthy girls. And she's not that big!

>> No.15087594

>>15087547
I wonder what happens when you say "i love you," to her after all that.

>> No.15087596

I want to tell a Vampire that's interested in me that I'm not interested in snobby rich girls like her then go hunting with a Mantis!

>> No.15087609

>>15087596
>I want to tell a Vampire that's interested in me that I'm not interested in snobby rich girls like her
That's a good way to get captured and locked up in a vampire's castle where she pampers you

>> No.15087618

>>15087594
She'll get really angry at first and try to break you, but she can't actually bring herself to (seriously) hurt you, then she just tires terself out, crying into you a bit more as she slowly admits her feelings. Then comes the passionate love-making.

>> No.15087624

>>15087590
Sure thing lardfat.

>> No.15087634

>>15087609
Perfect. Just as i planned.

>> No.15087780

I want to be a little kid who forces a bewildered dragon with no child raising experience to adopt me!

>> No.15087783
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15087783

>you will never contact a mojyo alp that browses r9k
>you will never convince her she can become a boy again by accumulating masculinity via gains in a gym
>you will never ambush her in the locker room when she's there late in the afternoon when the gym's nearly empty
>you will never break her hymen while listening to her ree at the top of her lungs
>you will never secretly record the whole thing and profit off of distributing the video
>you will never reward her for her participation with chicken tendies

Feels bad man

>> No.15087801

>>15087783
That alp has a serious case of autism by the sounds of it.

>> No.15087816

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Wouldn't want to see you go hollow....

>> No.15087821

What you people doing right now?

>> No.15087824

>>15086861
>Monster Girl City Legal
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDFBXsREEs

>> No.15087826

>>15087821
Getting ready to go to bed.

>> No.15087828

>>15087821
Playing blade and soul

>> No.15087829

>>15087821
Making my self a volcano toastie after beating pigeons off my balcony. then I plan to re-nail the netting to keep them the fuck out.

If there is one monster girl I don't want, It's a harpy based on the British pigeon.

>> No.15087831

>>15087821
Working on an Ilassa draw.

New sketch poll tomorrow hopefully.

>> No.15087835

>>15087821
Thinking about sleep and my waifu.

>> No.15087838

>>15087821
Writin'. Experimenting with a new kind of mg.

>> No.15087841

>>15087821
Forever playing xcom.

>> No.15087845

>>15087821
It's too late to write tonight so I'm just playing with my characters in my head.

>> No.15087846

>>15087826
good night
>>15087828
Never really go into games like that
>>15087829
What makes the British pigeon different than others?
also volcano toastie?
>>15087831
I can wait for that
>>15087835
Don't think about sleep, just sleep.
>>15087838
I dont want to know what it is so i cant be surprised
>>15087841
I had heard that game was a RNG nightmare

>> No.15087850

>>15087846
>Don't think about sleep, just sleep.
If only it was that easy

>> No.15087857

>>15087846
>also volcano toastie?
Sorry, I add names of every type of toastie I make.

>> No.15087862

>>15087821
Killing slavs in crusader kings.

>> No.15087876

>>15087862
>Killing slavs
>not removing kebab from holy land

DO YOU EVEN ROME?

>> No.15087878

Idea bucket time!
>1.A dude manages to sneaks in a vampire gathering and spikes the snacks with garlic.
>2.Hakutaku argues with a historian mindflayer about if information should be taught or just simply implanted into the brain.
>3. Wacky adventures of a Raiju/Ryu duo known as "thunder and lighting"

>> No.15087889

>>15087876
If the damn pope would call up a crusade I'd go there but even though all of Spain is theirs and the Byzantines are essentially gone he just doesn't give a shit.

>> No.15087890

>>15087878
The guy from 1 wont have a neck when they are done with him.

>> No.15087894

>>15087878
>4. TA at a middle school is victim to the older werewolf teacher he works under sending mixed signals
>5. A tutor is tasked with instructing a lonely shrine Ryu in English
>6. A guy who works at a karaoke bar sees some shit

>> No.15087896

>>15087878
3 if a Kakuen is involved somehow.

>> No.15087899

>>15087878
>2.Hakutaku argues with a historian mindflayer about if information should be taught or just simply implanted into the brain.
Don't hakus have the ability to do this as well? anyway
>MG MMA tournament sans the usual fighting types
>Living armor daughter, who is basically just a floating helmet, goes to school
>Wurms

>> No.15087905

>>15087896
How would that work?
>>15087899
>MG MMA with non fighters
Mad hatter vs Inari, make it happen!

>> No.15087907

>>15087905
She would be a villain, molesting poor shotas, before 'Thunder and Lightning' put a stop to her.

>> No.15087908

>>15087894
The most successful karaoke bar in town with the most emotionally dead anon

>> No.15087914

Damn you firefoxtan you coy bitch stop trying to keep me from shitposting on 4chan.

>> No.15087916

>>15087894
>6. A guy who works at a karaoke bar sees some shit

Drunk Oni singing huh?

>> No.15087928

>>15087907
She needs a villain name

>> No.15087930

>>15087894
>anon starts on the path to his dream job as a teacher, gets a TA position at a local school
>The kids are well-behaved, the course work is balanced perfectly, and the vacation time is unbeatable
>but for some reason he gets strange vibes from the CC werewolf instructing him
>she leaves seemingly random things on his chair and in his desk, and makes indecipherable gestures when the kids aren't looking
>anon isn't sure whether she wants to fuck him, kill him or adopt him
>all he can do is sweat

>> No.15087933

>>15087908
>Anon has been working in a karaoke place for a few months
>Already he has a thousand yard stare and walks like a man with no purpose
>No one actually comes to sing, they just rent the rooms and fuck
>He has seen things too common to believe
>Golems of fire with men on their shoulders
>The eyes of a Soldier Beetle, glittering in ambush at the gates
>All these moments caught on security footage, immortalized forever
>The bar somehow plays host to a bunch of equally jaded followers of Eros who just sit and drink

>> No.15087938

>>15087928
Grape Ape.

The G is silent.

>> No.15087948

Remember to hug and headpat your Living Sword every day so she won't go on a rampage!

>> No.15087950
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>>15087933
>get asked to bring iced tea and snacks to a room on the top floor
>you can hear CHA LA HEAD CHA LA being roared out from past the door
>knocka nd begin to walk in with the tray
>immediately have the image of a large tourist in an aloha shirt with what must be an entire tentacle up his ass singing along to dragon ball Z tunes burned into your mind
>the scylla behind him is laughing like a seagull
>brain shatters, knees buckle
>set down the tray and leave, none of them even noticing or turning around
>minimum wage and no benefits

>> No.15087951

>>15087938
Or if you keep the G, and have her fur be permanently purple after a indecent involving grapes/blackcurrant ribena

>> No.15087959

I wonder what the children of the fallen maidens would be like?

>> No.15087962

>>15087916
Hell hath no fury like three unmarried onis with imported liquor and an infinite Abba playlist.

>> No.15087968

>>15087959
Poorly raised.

>> No.15087972

>>15087950
you'd think he would have other guys around to share his pain.

>> No.15087973

>>15087972
There's the guy who cleans the rooms.

We don't talk to him.

>> No.15087979

>>15087959
I think the children of koyoi will at least be some kind of civilised.
But on the other hand sasha is there and she has no problems with kiddy fiddling

>> No.15087987

>>15087973
I bet there's a monster free gathering bar/place for men to drown their sorrows of working in hyper sexual environments.

have it be run by guy descended from the order or something and call it the rusty helmet.

>> No.15087990

>>15087987
You'd have to check their pants at the door to keep all the alps out.

>> No.15087991

>>15087950
>Anon goes back to the bar to regale the tale to his merry band of semi-PTSD cultists
>"You think that's bad? Last week we had this kid come in young and cute like, asking for advice from the Goddess of Love herself. So we do the usual, ask about his crush, what she likes yadda yadda. He leaves all happy and smiling and everything's great right? Next time we see him he's alped. Alped! And not a goddess damned thing we could do about it!"
>The Houri takes a long pull from her bottle and slumps forwards muttering and cursing

>> No.15087992

>>15087894
>Anon takes a walk through winding streets of suburbia
>at the end of the road lays a shrine, out of place compared to the identical single story homes and brick walls
>you close the gate behind you and knock
>the ryu greets you in a mix of broken english and zipangu
>often the lessons can feel frustrating for both you and her
>she doesn't understand what's wrong with her tone
>and you're frustrated at how obvious it is to you
>but at the end of the day, she seems to improve bit by bit
>so you leave, like you do everyday, the afternoons seem to grow grayer by the week

>> No.15087998

>>15087987
All the downtrodden men of monster girl city gather at church on Tuesdays to have support groups and meetings, watched over by the scarred ex-commander of the holy knights.

The karaoke guys always try to make their stories sound humorous, but nine times out of ten they break down crying or gagging before they can finish.

The cleaner guy, though, he just... stopped talking after a while.

>> No.15088001

>>15087992
I remember there being a greentext about this, actually. Very cute. I should have saved it.

>> No.15088003

>>15087979
Yes, because the woman who threw her lineage and morals aside to pretty much worship her master and increase the depravity of a city she was supposed to purify is a wonderful role model for children.

>> No.15088016

>>15087968
I assume the castle servants would take care of them while the mothers spend the day fucking

>> No.15088017
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15088017

How to deal with kobolds interrupting my mail route?

>> No.15088019

>>15087998
Poor Guys need a pick me up
I suggest card and video games, as the alcohol my be rigged.

>> No.15088021

>>15088017
Guard werewolf.

>> No.15088026

Living armours and cursed swords shitposting on /k

>> No.15088042
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>>15088017
Wear a ring, and have just a little bit of women's perfume on you. All dog girls understand and respect loyalty, and if they think you have a wife they'll give you space.

Dog types are the fucking best.

>> No.15088043

>>15088017
Frisbees.

Hundreds of frisbees.

>> No.15088050
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>>15088042
Yeah, not like those filthy cats. Always up to no good!

>> No.15088063

>>15088050
I dunno, my cat acts an awful lot like a dog.

>greets me at the door
>wags tail as sign of happiness, not as agitation
>meows even sound like barks

On the other hand, the cat now knows how to open doors. Only has enough leverage to open the ones that swing inward, not outward, but still able to pull the handle and push the door.

It was weird waking up in a supposedly closed room to find a cat staring me in the face.

>> No.15088064

>>15088063
A Cheshire in the making. One day you will wake up to fat cat ass.

>> No.15088069

>>15088063
>It was weird waking up in a supposedly closed room to find a cat staring me in the face.
UP TO NO GOOD!

>> No.15088077
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15088077

He colored it.

>> No.15088083

>>15088042
I want a tsundere canid to get mad at me an act like she doesn't like me while her tails wags, unnoticed to her.

>> No.15088121

>>15088077
God bless that dragon slut.

>> No.15088142

>>15085778
Wubbing

>> No.15088163

>>15087122
I want to track down that VA and slap her silly

>> No.15088171

>>15088042
I want the one on the right

>> No.15088178

>>15088142
I would feed all humanity to an eldritch horror to get to be her husbando.

>> No.15088203
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>>15088178
You sweet talker.

>> No.15088222

>>15088203
She'll need all that flesh and all those souls to make healthy spawn with me, after all.

>> No.15088236

>>15088077
Nice.

>> No.15088246

>>15088203
>Shub-Niggurath will never be your onee-chan
Why even live?

>> No.15088268

>>15088246
>star-spawn incest
Top lewd.

>> No.15088279

>>15088246
>Have to sit her down for a serious talk
>"The walls scream when I poop, can you make them stop?"
>She complains that she spent a lot of time sealing abominations into the walls when she transformed your home into a tomb of untold horrors
>"I know, I understand, but that's the only time they scream and it makes it hard to do my business"

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>> No.15088412

>>15088288
What if the best mom is actually Lazarus?

>> No.15088419

>>15088288
>Tamamo
Hah

Does anyone have that screencap?

>> No.15088430
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15088430

Quiet this morning.

Pick a girl.

>> No.15088435
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15088435

>>15088419
Here you go.

>> No.15088441

>>15088430
Troll

>> No.15088447

>>15088430
I don't know, Anon. Everyone of those reek of bad ending.

>> No.15088450

>>15088447
You mean happy ending.

>> No.15088455

>>15088447
the jabberwock doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.15088460

>>15088430
Tengu

>> No.15088462

>>15088430
The Tengu is an absolute no-go for me. "Enjoys seeing men hurt or in distress" can only lead to bad things.
I'm not one to incite violence, so the Paladin is gonna end up calling me a traitor. I'm also not too keen on going to jail.
In the end, it's a coin flip between the CC Troll and the Jabberwock. As long as I don't look at other women, the Troll would be perfect. Doting CCs are my favorite.

>> No.15088466

>>15088430
I'm taking the Paladin and I'm going to do my damnest to see to it that she becomes the Swamp Kelp.

>> No.15088467

>>15088430
Tengu 100%

>> No.15088470
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15088470

>Come on in anon, the water's juuuust right, ufufufu~
Uh-oh, that Elf might be in heat!

>> No.15088478

>>15088470
Never breed an elf.

>> No.15088479

>>15088470
I ain't falling for that.

>> No.15088480

>>15088430
Troll or Jabberwock.

>> No.15088483

>>15088470
The natural course of nature is to desmug that grin immediately.

>> No.15088484
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15088484

Attach her weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

>> No.15088489

>>15088483
The smug grin will return when you pop three strokes in, anon.

>> No.15088494

>>15088489
Let's see if that smug grin is still there when she realizes i am not stopping.

>> No.15088495

>>15088470
Alright, I'll join her.
Whatever happens next is entirely her fault, though.

>> No.15088515

>>15087322
>>15087359
What if I tease her while promising to let her ask for anything of me after her heat is over, but only IF she doesn't give in to it while it's in effect?

>> No.15088516 [SPOILER] 
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15088516

Manticore's are fine, gosh I don't know what's wrong with all of you, they're good caring girls that didn't do anything wrong for this unwarranted hate!

>> No.15088539

>>15088470
>>15088478
ALWAYS breed the elf.

>> No.15088543

>>15088516
Stereotypes exist for a reason, I'd rather not take my chances.

>> No.15088546

>>15088516
That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>> No.15088548

>>15088516
MIDF pls

>> No.15088551

>>15088516
But if they're good caring girls, then who will treat me like the wanton boyslut that I am?

>> No.15088553

>>15088516
>Manticore is are fine

>> No.15088554

>>15088516
Personally I don't mind the stink of the tail pussy, with the tube of pussy meat over a meter and a half enriching the aroma of the queefs that it lets out, but then again I like Oomukades.

>> No.15088556

>>15088516
But I love Manticores because they're sadistic with a soft side, there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.15088563

>>15088539
Breed an elf, loose your health!

>> No.15088571

>>15088516
There's nothing wrong with sadistic Manticores as long as they cuddle your limp form once they had their way with you every which way.

>> No.15088594

>>15088554
How do you know it stinks if it doesn't exist?

>> No.15088598

>>15088594
Oh no! It's the Un-Fun! Everyone think happy thoughts!

>> No.15088605

>>15088598
I'm just defending my manticore waifu from such accusations of being stinky. Thems fightin words.

>> No.15088612
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15088612

>>15088605
Pussies stink, it's a fact. Tailpussies stink like a meter and a half of pussy.
I never said it's a bad smell. I even said I don't mind it.

>> No.15088614

>>15088553
hard to type with BIG MEATY PAWS

>> No.15088616

>>15088612
Ain't nothing a bit of WD40 can't fix.

>> No.15088618

>>15088612
>Stink
>Isn't a bad smell
So, which is it, Anon?

>> No.15088624

>>15088618
Have you ever smelled a pussy? It's a stink, there's no two ways about it.
And you'll never get enough of it.

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>> No.15088628

>>15088612
>stink - 1. to emit a strong offensive odor

Thanks Meriam-Webster!

>> No.15088631

>>15088624
More of a musk.

>> No.15088632

>>15088624
>on a /jp/ monster waifu thread
>have you ever smelled pussy?
I'm not saying it's impossible, just that the odds are against it.

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15088635

Fuckhuge Foxhonkers

>> No.15088636

>>15088624
Yeah, it smelled like meat and her asshole. I put up with it.

>> No.15088640

>>15088636
>and her asshole
Assholes smell different though.

>> No.15088643

>>15088635
fat fox funbags
FAT FOX FUNBAGS

>> No.15088645

>>15088627
Noice

>> No.15088646

>>15088624
Truth in this post. But its not a stink if you enjoy it. It's more of an acquired liking.

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IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE ONE-ARMED MAN!

>> No.15088673
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>>15088635
K.

>> No.15088680

>>15088668
ITS ALWAYS THE ONE ARMED MAN!

>> No.15088684

>>15088673
>I <3 hay
I'm a grabbing that one.
>freckled Holst with braid in the back
And her too.

>> No.15088695

>>15088684
The braided one is mine!

>> No.15088698

>>15088695
Hey, I pulled on her braid already, she's mine.

>> No.15088723

>>15088017
>plz send halp

I chuckled. Also, kobold a cute.

>> No.15088749

In the mood for a drinking game and I need the shittiest stories people can think of

>> No.15088754

>>15088749
Have your pick.

http://pastebin.com/u/alpanon

>> No.15088756

>>15088749
Can't go wrong with anything by Alp and if you're feeling adventurous you could always read one of the MGE x Naruto crossovers on fanfiction.net

>> No.15088761

>>15088754
Fuckin brutal.

>> No.15088762

>>15088754
>>15088756
You guys are dicks.

>> No.15088765

>>15088668
God fucking dammit, and when i thought i had defeated the impulse for today you come and show me a defenseless but defiant Elf ready to get impregnated.

It's not fair, Anon, not fair.

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15088766

Being 50% Vampire and all, how well do you think Dhampirs tan?

>> No.15088768

>>15088766
I bet they burn easily.

>> No.15088773

>>15088768
MGE Vampires don't burn in the sunlight.

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>>15088773
Yeah but, come on. Cuteness.

>> No.15088782

>>15088203
Translation never.

>> No.15088791

>>15088778
Why is Dumbpire so perfect?

>> No.15088799

>>15088791
Cause she isn't a huge asshole, unlike some other MGs you could mention.

>> No.15088800

Full Resolution Wendigo is up, sketches later.

>> No.15088823

>>15088778
Don't the japs ever get tired of their soulless cookie cutter harem animus?

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>>15088778
>white-haired Vampire motheru
>tans two times faster than a human or some mortal monstergirl
>people would confuse her with a Dark Elf if it weren't for her fangs and fuckhuge wings
>loves teasing you by showing off how her tanlines look on her huge rear and massive breasts
>will even encase you in a wing cocoon while riding you ragged, letting you need and suckle on her massive brown globes
>unfortunately, she can only tan at the Undead Kingdoms artificial sun-domes for an incredibly brief amount of time
>and tanning too long puts her in a drunken, almost anemic state

>> No.15088830

>>15088823
no, because it makes money and otakus buy the merch

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>>15088823
>soulless
EEEHHH?

>> No.15088836

>>15088800
Was already posted here: >>15088627
Though, I can't wait to see the concept sketches.

>> No.15088840

>>15088832
I want a vampire GF who makes that shocked dumpire face

You know the one

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>>15088840
This one?

>> No.15088843

>>15088823
>Why don't they make more mature anime for mature people like myself?

>> No.15088846

>>15088842
No, the other one. The A^A one.

>> No.15088848

>>15088843
>Getting fed up with a genre that's been pushed for fucking decades means I'm a fedoralord
>Stop disliking what I like
Eh, fuck off nigga

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>>15088846

>> No.15088855

>>15088852
That ones not even close.

The one she makes when she's confessed to.

>> No.15088859

>>15088855
Ain't got that, sorry. I tried.

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>>15088859
This one.

>> No.15088874

>>15088872
I wouldn't want a girl to blank at me like that. I'd freak out.

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Any waifus yet, Ashen One?

>> No.15088889

>>15088872
BTW did it end?

>> No.15088891

>>15088756
>Think this is a joke and that there are no MGE stories on Fanfiction
>Search to make sure

>Alien Boy Encyclopedia by whampire reviews
>What happen if our 16 year old hero Ben Tennyson was in a world full of Monster Girls and humans as 10 year old boy again. Will he survive this world without getting capture from these girls (you know what I mean) or being captured from these people called "The Order".

what the fuck

>> No.15088895

>>15088891
Just read Alp. It's awful, but it won't increase your Insight if you know what I mean.

>> No.15088904

>>15088749
Instead of reading Alp (who isn't exactly amazing but doesn't deserve the level of hate he gets) how about going for something actually shit?
Sukeru Ikeda or whatever his name is, for instance.
Go on, open up a tab for TFT and utterly annihilate your liver.

>> No.15088906

>>15088889
No, more grandkids from the future are showing up.

>> No.15088907

>>15088904
>doesn't deserve the level of hate he gets
I wonder who's behind this post. I'm getting Ol' Whacky.
>>15088906
>more grandkids
LIKE RABBITS

>> No.15088912

>>15088823
Doesn't this thread ever get tired of spamming the same memes and threadcanon?

The answer to both questions is no, they won't. But who the fuck are we to tell them to stop doing things they like?

>> No.15088914

>>15088912
But I'm talking about japs, not /mgg/.

>> No.15088916

>>15088627
He's just choosing random girls at this point. I can't wait to see the rest of the undead.

>> No.15088919

>>15088756
>MGE x Naruto crossovers
Almost got a chuckle out of me

>> No.15088924

>>15088907
Not even Alp, I know he's bad, but if you want completely terrible I've given you a worse author to drink yourself to death on. You know, if you want to play your drinking game on Dante Must Die mode.

>> No.15088936

>>15088907
Well the question they're still trying to figure out is whether or not he got them all pregnant or if he had like 5 kids who all married the kids of the girls.
No one is being forthcoming with information.

>> No.15088937

>>15088891
Two Alien Narutos.

>> No.15088941

>>15088924
>Dante Must Die mode
Oh ok, you want THAT bad eh?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub

This is it, the cuban cigar of garbage MGE stories. You still want to play your drinking game when reading this? Because you'll probably need to sign a waver beforehand.

>> No.15088947

>>15088919
There's at least 3 rolling about, one where sasuke is a alp and another where a echidna is in naruto instead of the kyuubi and it all goes downhill from there. the third one had a base chapter but the author put it up for adoption.

>> No.15088948
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>>15088941
>that scroll bar

>> No.15088954

>>15088924
>>15088941
what about European extreme mode?

>> No.15088956

>>15088941
>basically I'm writing like how a person would talk you to tell a story, but you’re not here of for motha!@#$%^& grammar, your here for the story cause you want good read, a bedtime story, a sex story, or shit i don't know maybe your into weird shit and get off to this stuff jk
wow

>> No.15088964

>>15088904
Except there are a few decent writers on TFT under that massive mound of shit and pillhooks.

>> No.15088965

>>15088941
>>15088948
It truly is the Dark Souls of bad monstergirl stories. It's brutal, hard to finish and if you play drinking games with it, prepare to die.

>> No.15088971

>>15088964
Yeah, but I mentioned that one guy from there who single-handedly ruins their reputation.

>> No.15088974

>>15088965
But Dark Souls is full of heart and soul(s), well designed and immensely rewarding.

>> No.15088979
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15088979

Time for Making of Wendigo!

>> No.15088984
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>> No.15088985

>>15088964
Yeah but Ikeda Is considered to be handcrafted by saten himself with the about of nope he writes

and worse people still like the fucker

>> No.15088988

>>15088974
>Dork Soles
>Well designed

>> No.15088990

>>15088988
>he never got far enough in the game to realize how the levels are connected
Oh.

>> No.15088991

>>15088988
>Shark Shoals
>Fell resigned

>> No.15088994

>>15088979
>shortstack proportions
Yeah baby.
>>15088984
That Ushi-oni will be fiiine.

>> No.15088995

>>15088974
The sooner the souls series ends the sooner we can have armoured core games agian

>> No.15088999

>>15088991
>Lurk Bowls
>Sell nee-san

>> No.15089001
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15089001

>>15088941
>the form of a journal
>already putting stutters and stammers in it
nopenopenopenope

>> No.15089002

>>15088990
>how the levels are connected
Not even the fucking devs know what the fucking game's supposed to be about anymore, they even offered a prize to whoever managed to come up with a convincing theory to explain the fucking Alp-tier trainwreck of a story they shat out

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>>15088995
>armoured core
No anon. It will not be so.

>> No.15089007

>>15089002
>guy talks about level design
>other guy tries to refute this by talking about the story
Okay?
>Alp-tier trainwreck
You've never even read any of them. None of those stories are difficult to figure out.

>> No.15089010

>>15088995
Now for the real real question.

4's jets or V/Verdic Day's Tanks?

>> No.15089012

>people are arguing over fucking nothing
Oh no. Please stop. Think of the children. Won't someone please think of the children?

>> No.15089013

>>15088941
>All the loud noise from my room was being heard from my ghoul-faced landlady from the floor below; all of sudden everyone heard and saw my front door be kick down by the butter-face landlady

>“SHUT UP!” she says to everyone

>Everyone shuts up and looks at her.

>“Who the hell are you tramps?”

>“I’m his wife and all these other hoes were just leaving so I can fuck my husband in peace.” Lucy says to the landlady

>“Screw you, you ass licking sperm dumpster!” Korrina says to Lucy

>“I’m about two seconds away from smackin the ugly of your face, you little virgin.” Lucy says to Korrina

Who's going to draw art of the this masterpiece?

>> No.15089016

>>15088995
>armoured core
>No red and black painted golem/living armour to commence hostilities.

Also remember tenchu? man the wii one was odd.

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>> No.15089020

>>15089012
Last time I thought about the children I had some sabbath girls kicking down my doors.

I explained they lacked the proportions I liked and they, mostly, left peacefully.


Week later I had one of the familiars show back up with a pair of tits and thighs one could get lost in.

>> No.15089024

>>15089013
Latenight seems to enjoy drawing greentexts and memes, so him?

>> No.15089029

>>15089019
You got the sauce all over everything. YOU are NOT cooking again.

>> No.15089030

>>15089010
V's tanks
I got a large case of "the fuck am I doing?" while playing 4, with V there is more control.

>> No.15089036

>>15089030
Ok.
I enjoyed V/Verdict Day but I loved the SHIT out of the 4's speed.

>> No.15089044

>>15085008
Do these characters have an actual story or is it just a 4koma? I hope there's more to them.

>> No.15089046

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
STORMING THE GATES OF HELL, JUST FOR A WAIFU

>> No.15089050

>>15088979
Wish the clothing she's wearing stayed with her besides her only have a giant cloak

>> No.15089061

>>15089046
Now that I think about it, Doomguy would straight up brutalize demongirls, or any monstergirl with horns in general.

>> No.15089062

>>15089029
Remember to hide in your nuclear shelter if your waifu is not a kiki and wants to do house chores.

>> No.15089070
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>>15088979
Keywords: [Cthulhu-based] [Comfy coat] [Snowman + loli]

When you'll see her in the snow-covered lands, you'll go crazy... in a sexual sense, and just pounce on her and rape her. It's Wendigo-chan!

The original "Wendigo" took the form of an evil stalker spirit in Native American mythology and eventually gave its name to a kind of psychosis that causes cannibal impulses, but they also appeared in the Cthulhu mythos under the name "Ithaqua". The Encyclopedia's Wendigo is a mix of all of these.

From the beginning, I wanted her to be a beautiful girl whose figure is hidden by a large coat, like in the sketches above.
But the Cthulhu-group of monster girls has the common theme of turning men into a state where they can be entirely connected with them, she was designed from the ground up with the idea of the man taking the place of her hood, her design was still far from the final one, with limb-like decor and a smaller hood. This was a tough one, and I had to go through many, many iterations to arrive at the final version of the Wendigo.

(cont)

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>>15089070

>> No.15089077

>>15089019
O-oh my.
Who's blood is that?

>> No.15089079

>>15089036
The battle with white glint is one of the best moments the game had to offer

>> No.15089080

>>15089070
>Cthulhu-based
Well shit, I guess that one Anon who said she was based on the Cthulhu version was right.

Anon, if you're out there, I'm sorry for saying you were wrong about that so many threads ago.

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15089087

Would you a thick alien criminal?

>> No.15089088

>>15089019
Must've been one hell of a paintball match.

>> No.15089089

>>15089079
The hard-mode 3v1 mission was great too.

>> No.15089092

>>15089087
What kind of criminal?

>> No.15089099

>>15089087
I don't wanna get involved with a criminal, no.

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>>15089070
>>15089075
These are pretty damn neat.

>> No.15089105

>>15089070
Where is HD wendigo?

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>>15089080
I'm always here, Anon. For better or worse. Though you should do well not to validate anything I claim since I shitpost more than the average Strayan

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>>15089075
I continued experimenting with her hood in these sketches, either making it look a bit more plain, or giving it an appearance close to a face... I tried opening her coat up a bit, and going for a dark atmosphere... almost made her look like a yandere!
In these sketches, the top of her hair has become a sort of shadow, with eyes gleaming in the dark as in the very first rough sketches.

(cont)

>> No.15089119

>>15089105
>>15088627

>> No.15089131

>>15089116
>tried opening her coat up a bit, and going for a dark atmosphere... almost made her look like a yandere!
Lovely. I also like how these concept sketches could also work well to represent other members of the Wendigo species.

>> No.15089133

I want to see HD Kejourou

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>>15089116
And here I finally attempted increasing the size of her hood. From here, I focused more heavily on the aspect of two separate people, the girl and her husband, being merged together, with the husband as the girl's hood. From here I quickly advanced towards her final look that I considered perfect. Looking back at this sketch, the couple had some matching skull accessories, and their bodies were almost tied together by a chain.

(cont)

>> No.15089146

>>15089070
>: [Cthulhu-based]
Spoopy

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>>15089143
(looots of sketches for this one...)

>> No.15089148

>>15089087
I learned about messing with mysterious sexy aliens from FLCL, so no.

>> No.15089152

>>15089092
Being 2D so I can't fug her.

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>>15089147

>> No.15089158

>>15089148
She has the same VA as the sexy alien from FLCL

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15089161

>>15089155

>> No.15089162

>>15089155
That looks comical.

>> No.15089165

>>15089158
Furikuri!

>> No.15089171

>>15089155
>"GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW LOLI"

>> No.15089173

>>15089162
Awawa is silly indeed.

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15089174

>>15089158
oh fugggg
I'll delete it

>> No.15089178

All your waifus a shit

>> No.15089181

>>15089178
>your
>not you're

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15089183

>>15089178
I have just the cure for your shit taste.

>> No.15089186

>>15089178
All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, save your time.

>> No.15089187

>>15089178
>everyone's waifus are great

ftfy

>> No.15089188

>>15089178
Don't talk shit on my snekfu.

>> No.15089190

>>15089183
BLEEERGGH! OH GOD IT SMELLS SO BAD! HGHNGLHGLHHGHHH I CAN'T BREATHE OH GOD HELP JESUS CHRISTHGHGH!

>> No.15089191

>>15089186
What you say?

>> No.15089193

>>15089146
To be fair what KC probably meant was Cthulhu Mythos based. It's not even a Lovecraft creation, much like over 80% of the stuff.

>> No.15089198

>>15089181
>>15089183
>>15089186
>>15089187
>>15089188
ALL OF THEM

>> No.15089202

My waifu can beat up your waifus! She told me so!

>> No.15089204
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>>15089161
Finally, her design was roughly finished!
The shape of her horns, and the form of her husband finally took shape. And as with the other Cthulhu-themed girls, the design in her art is with her together with her husband, connected at all times.

This is not her final appearance, and because I wanted to get a good idea of what she should look like prior to finding a husband before finalizing her design, I drew some sketches of that too.

(cont)

>> No.15089205

>>15089178
Me and my dragon are going to bully the shit out of you.

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>>15089202
It would be extremely painful

>> No.15089209

>>15085065
If a ghost girl ever saved me from death, I'd hug her on the spot, new best friend forever. I'd also offer to let her live in my house if she had nowhere to live.

>> No.15089211

>>15089202
This is your brain on Wurms. When you become an Incubus, you begin to take on traits that are more ideal for your wife. Never go full Wurm.

>> No.15089212

>>15089198
Shouldn't you be in church right now, Paladin-chan?

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>>15089204
Though, his comment makes me wonder... does the Shoggoth's art represent them together with their partner as well? I always did wonder about those eyes and mouth, but the profile states that they can't actually become one with their partners, and the man becoming slime-like was the closest thing they could accomplish.
I suppose we'll know for sure if he ever does Making Of Shoggoth.

>> No.15089217

>>15089198
Is Piccolo upset he doesn't have a dick?

>> No.15089218

>>15089209
>new best friend forever
Ghost got friendzoned hard

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>>15089216

>> No.15089221

I want to introduce the young adult smug squad to a fellow student that not even they can bully.
a child who just simply doesn't give a fuck.

>> No.15089228

>>15089221
but anon that's their fetish

>> No.15089230

>>15089204
>>15089216
>>15089220
lovely

>> No.15089232

>>15089218
Well, I wouldn't outright go full marriage, I just met her. But if she wants something more than just friendship, though...

>> No.15089233

>>15089202
I bet she's a Kobold

>>15089205
>Implying your dragon isn't full tier lizard girl already

>> No.15089238

>>15089228
Then that guys going to get a harem.

I can only imagine the looks on their faces as he just sits there, not giving a fuck.

>> No.15089263

>>15089233
I wish i had a Kobold.

>> No.15089280

>>15088941
>LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT oh do make more it its well written in my books(I prefer the Harem ending) and i do love the personalities of the MC XD and if you do make another i do hope this stories MC will either get another story or a cameo but either way keep it up (^-^)/)

>That was awesome, it was a bit much of overthrown insults at times but otherwise, It was probably the best 30 mins of reading I had in a while

>I can deal with a lot of vulgarity in a story but it needs to be earnt and not spiting at random. Other than that some of the better reads I have had.

>dude im a new fan of yours. u have talent... DO MORE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTZsiwk-ik

The real tragedy is if you're a writefag, and he's writing more than you are.

>> No.15089283

>>15089202
That's fine.
I'm just going to cuddle the trio of familiars that are my wives/assistants.

>> No.15089284

Why do people hate Alp? I haven't been visiting these threads as faithfully since they were kicked off of /a/. Recently I came back into these threads and have seen his name thrown around a lot. I read some of the guy's stuff, and none of it strikes me as particularly offensive or awful. Some of it's even interesting.

Also, when did Bob leave? Right after the god-awful Laska and Me ending he dropped? I still remember that shitstorm...

>> No.15089293

>>15089280
>spoiler
ouch

>> No.15089300

>>15089284
Fuck off and kill yourself Alp.

>> No.15089308

>>15089284
Most of the dislike from Alp comes from how he always juggled stories and whined extensively when criticized.

>> No.15089310

>>15089284
He shitposted about Komodo Oneechan

Bob is still around on TFT.

>> No.15089312

>>15089280
>Writing more than you are
Quality > quantity
Can't just churn out words and expect them to make up something good.

>> No.15089314

>>15089310
>shitposted about Komodo Oneechan
You mean finally gave her the love she deserved by drawing an accurate portrait?

>> No.15089318

>>15089284
From the few times I've seen him, he seemed to beg for attention. Like, a lot.

>> No.15089322

>>15089318
>people bring him up
>he responds
>STOP BEGGING FOR ATTENTION YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.15089323

>>15089312
which is why it takes me months to write 3k and even then its not good by most standards.

>> No.15089324

>>15089312
Reminder that Twilight and Justin Beiber make 100 times as much money as objectively better books and musicians.

>> No.15089334

>>15089280
He's writing more than I am, sure. But he's also writing complete shit that makes even our worst writers look like Ernest Hemingway, so I fail to see your point.

>> No.15089336

>>15089322
No, as in

>Posts story update
>Asks for critiscism
>Nobody says anything
>A few minutes later, he replies to his own post whining and asking for feedback again, even though people are probably still reading it

>> No.15089344

>>15089336
That was like a year ago when he still wrote, what's the point of bitching about it now?

>> No.15089346

>>15089324
>Stupid people who are easily entertained outnumber people with actual education and better taste and waste their money on equally stupid shit
Yeah, harsh truth.

>> No.15089351

>>15089344
I'm not bitching about it, I was just giving a possible reason as to why people hate Alp.

>> No.15089354

>>15089310
>He shitposted about Komodo Oneechan
But that was a mediocre story to begin with anyway and I'm certain it's just one anon bringing it up constantly. The actual reasons are that he deletes his bin when he feels unappreciated, he starts multiple stories and never finishes them, and he takes criticism poorly even though he asks for it.

>> No.15089361

>>15089351
I know why people hate Alp, it's because he's a shit writer with autism who deletes his shit and can't stick to anything.

>> No.15089362

>>15089318
>>15089308
I see. Thanks then.

>>15089310
I noticed. I'm assuming he doesn't hang around here all that often anymore.

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15089370

>wake up
>still no monster gf
>still in the shitty berenstain timeline

END IT

>> No.15089375

>>15089324
Add on reminder that there will always be people that like crap regardless of the quality.

You can take it 3 ways either
1. entertainment is subjective
2. mouldy bread for a starving orphan, they eat it because they don't know better/its all there is
3.stop focusing on what other people enjoy and create more of what you enjoy.

>> No.15089376

>>15089354
>and I'm certain it's just one anon bringing it up constantly
Why has the "It's just one Anon" stuff been floating around here recently? People liking stuff you don't doesn't mean it's one person. Don't be retarded.

>> No.15089387

Why don't we pick a different guy to talk about?

Or at least lest talk about golem's or something

>> No.15089402

>>15089387
Hmm, who do we know that tries to force others in the thread to stop arguing by bringing up a new topic?

>> No.15089403

>>15089376
>this one story that's been around for a while and never got much attention suddenly gets mentioned more often out of nowhere
It's possible I guess...

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>>15089220
Finished!

While her motif definitely looks a lot like a deer girl of the snowy lands, her horns are actually meant to evoke both deer horns, and the tentacles typically associated with Cthulhu stuff. The Cthulhu girls also all have light-emitting organs to give them a greater air of mystery.

The matching outfits of skull ornaments and a chain connecting the couple made it into the final version. The shape of the skull is one that makes it easy to understand what it's supposed to be, but it has a quite unknown shape, like the head of a mysterious alien creature.
The husband's part is darkened, with only light-emitting parts being visible, but I feel that if you can't make him out very well, it makes for a more balanced and well-rounded design.

At first glance you may not be able to see the chain, hidden in the shadows, but they're around her wrists and ankles, and they of course look like tentacles, with light-emitting spots.
As you might guess, the Wendigo is usually held up on the man's genitals by his hands and genitalia, but if his penis goes down, or he releases his hands, and she's about to fall, those mysteriously shining chains are going to hold her up.

As for what the husband looks like under that hood, they have fluffy white fur with the uncovered spots being dark, like a kind of abominable snowman, with creepy eyes and skull ornaments.
Even if the girl's design is rather simple, like a cute beast girl, through things like clothing, ornaments and similarities in physique, the idea of a male and female of the same species can be conveyed fairly well.
Since her white fur made her look basically naked at first glance, I painted it to make it appear as if it kind of melts away into her skin, with the borders between fur and skin being difficult to see clearly. And to show they'll love each other forever... just look at her face, melting away with happiness!

And as for those various fluids dripping down... well, I guess you could consider it that couple's testament to their happiness.



Whew, that's all. That was easily the biggest one yet.

>> No.15089409

>>15089402
I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.15089414

>>15089403
>and never got much attention
Komodo Onee-chan has always been mildly popular and well liked, especially when it was still getting updated. Don't lie.

>> No.15089415

>>15089402
Whoever your thinking I am, I'm probably not that guy

>> No.15089419

>>15089409
You're that new, huh?

>> No.15089424

>>15089370
Imagine waking up one day to realize you changed timelines and you ended in one where your waifu has the opposite personality of the one in your timeline.

How desperate would you be to return to your original timeline?

>> No.15089430

>>15089403
Well some people like mentioning old stuff sometimes.

I mean, people still talk about Matangos to this day.

>> No.15089432

>>15089361
So he and Ovaries are literally the same person

>> No.15089435

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwgtOOJOXhk

Which MG would keep herself well-groomed and lady-like despite being a massive poorfag?

>> No.15089436

>>15089387
Let's talk about their design what things should be added to make them more appealing?

>> No.15089438

>>15089405
Thanks for posting it

>> No.15089439

>>15089414
>don't lie
Whatever, man.
Regardless of what you believe, Komodo Onee-chan has been mentioned out of nowhere a lot lately in the past few threads, and if that isn't suspicious or strange in any way to you then I just don't know what to tell you.

>> No.15089445

>>15089204
>bottom right picture
Lawyer-kun's art confirmed canon

Also, I hope we see at least one good piece of the top right version. She needs a good stand-alone image.

>> No.15089448

>>15089419
I've been coming here for the last two years, and I have no idea who the fuck you're on about. Go ahead and just say I'm new again without actually telling us what you're on about, though.

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>>15089370
We're all going to make it, brah.

What's this Berenstain Timeline thing, though? What's that about?

>> No.15089455

>>15089448
We were all talking about ol' Alpie when you, hilariously enough, did something that he used to do a lot.
No need to get upset at me for your own ignorance.

>> No.15089459

>>15089436
I think that the golem should have been more inhuman stone-like, she's the only one that annoys me when it come to that whole "cosplay tier" thing

>> No.15089461

>>15089455
But I'm not the guy who tried to change the subject.
I'm starting to think this place actually needs unique IPs, if only to quell the stupid meme of "It's all one person, guys!"

>> No.15089468

>>15089451
>He doesn't know

>> No.15089473

>>15089451
It's some silly thing thought up by dyslexics where they swear the books were known under a slightly different spelling when they were kids.
The idea is there's been a reality shift or something centered around something this tiny and trite.

>> No.15089480

>>15089473
THIS CANNOT BE A REAL THING PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME IT'S NOT A REAL THING

>> No.15089485

>>15089468
>>15089473
Oh, you mean where people thought the Berenstein Bears books were called Berenstain instead, or something like that? Quantum Nostalgia, I think.
I haven't looked much into the theory.

>> No.15089486

>>15089480
It is real. And it is hilarious.

>> No.15089490
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>>15089459
I think a slightly toned down version of this would be perfect

>> No.15089493

>>15089461
But you can tell when Snow Mongol and Bollocks are posting based on their whiny self-entitled bullshit

>> No.15089495

>>15089486
No. Not hilarious. Frightful. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>> No.15089497

>>15089480
That people keep claiming this is a thing? Yep, they do and it's stupid as it sounds.
I choose to believe it's a joke, but on the other hand the Bane - related plane crash last year genuinely freaked me out by just how many references showed up. I mean, they even had a Doctor Pavel look alike at the site and the numbers on the plane correlated to the scene where the plane actually crashed. It was weird as fuck

>> No.15089499

>>15089451
>>15089473
>>15089370
>"At some point between the years 1986 and 2011, someone traveled back in time and inadvertently altered the timeline of human history so that the Berenstein Bears somehow became the Berenstain Bears," he wrote. "This is why everyone remembers the name incorrectly; it was Berenstein when we were kids, but at some point when we weren't paying attention, someone went back in time and rippled our life experience ever so slightly."
What the fuck
What the FUCK

>> No.15089501

>>15089473
Sounds like something out of the 001 SCP proposals.

>> No.15089509
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>> No.15089516

>>15089499
So it's basically Berensteins;Gate.

>> No.15089517

>>15089509
I dont know what is is but that artstlye gives me a unwanted chill

>> No.15089524
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15089524

>If thou seekest I, thine desires shall be requited not
Why is she such a prude?

>> No.15089526

>>15089499
Interestingly, the butterfly effect states that even the smallest change should make a massive difference somewhere along the line.
The question is, if this is real, what did this time traveler change?
BECAUSE IT SURE AS FUCK WASN'T THE ENDING TO MASS EFFECT 3
Also, how could people remember two timelines? This isn't the Terminator movies, if time was changed we wouldn't know.

>> No.15089529

>>15089516
Oh you

>> No.15089542
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>>15089490
>toned down
but why

>> No.15089547

>>15089516
I think you mean Berenstains;Gate

>> No.15089551

>>15089542
Its a bit too inhuman to be fuckable.

>> No.15089552

>>15089547
I AM GOING TO KIDNAP A CAT GIRL WAITRESS AND DO EXPERIMENTS ON HER!

>> No.15089555

>>15089509
Sorce?

>> No.15089558

>>15089405
>As for what the husband looks like under that hood, they have fluffy white fur with the uncovered spots being dark, like a kind of abominable snowman, with creepy eyes and skull ornaments.
So that puts an end to the speculation. Kinda wish he didn't outright say it though, sometimes the mystery of the unknown and the fear of not knowing what you'll become can be an interesting hook for a monster girl.

>> No.15089559

>>15089551
And now we know your limit as a man.

>> No.15089580

>>15089183
Thanks, Doc.

>> No.15089585

Do you guys remember it as BerestEin or BerestAin though?

>> No.15089590

>>15089585
e

>> No.15089596

>>15089405
Thanks for posting it, anon.

>> No.15089600

>>15089585
Britfag, so I don't think we had those books to begin with.

>> No.15089601

>>15089490
your golem looks broken

>> No.15089609

>>15089485
It's more likely to be Human memory being as fallible and shitty as always.
It's a single vowel in a kid's book, you aren't going to remember all the tiny pointless details as you get older.

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>> No.15089617

>>15089585
You know, if the change was creepy or big enough to make me double take, like the World Trade Center still being there, I'd get pretty paranoid. But as it stands it's a letter being different in a book no one can remember very well, so fuck it.

>> No.15089621

>>15089610
H-hello, nice lady.

>> No.15089625

>>15089509
Damn, imagine what can those breasts do on a rainy day.

>> No.15089629

>>15089610
Please don't rape me! I'm saving myself for a kitsune!

>> No.15089630

>>15089617
>You know, if the change was creepy or big enough to make me double take, like the World Trade Center still being there, I'd get pretty paranoid. But as it stands it's a letter being different in a book no one can remember very well, so fuck it.
There are more changes though that people have noticed. Nelson Mandela, the lyrics to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, and more.

You don't want to know more.

>> No.15089633

>>15089610
I want to groom the fluff

>> No.15089634

>>15089610
your too scary to be my wife,sorry.

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>>15089630
I am now morbidly curious.

>> No.15089638

>>15089630
Let's go completely insane for a second and say we believed all this. What was this person trying to change? What did they do to bring these little changes about? Why do people remember? Why are the changes so tiny?

>> No.15089640

>>15089630
>>15089636
A lot of people also remember Bush saying in a speech that he saw the first tower go down, even though he didn't.

>> No.15089641

>>15089509
I knew this style looked familiar, it's the same dude that drew the smugfox that Bob would spam once upon a time:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=55703330
Either way, the hmanga looks alright going by how little the preview shows us.

>> No.15089645

For some mad reason I'm going to try and draw my MG waifu

This can only end so well.

>> No.15089646

>>15089610
>Dire Manticore Waifu

She has such a... lovely tail.....I want her to hunt me so bad
Why must you drive me to desire things I'll never have anon?

>> No.15089648

>>15089638
It means that if we discover how to reverse-engineer those timeline changes we can research for a way to go into a timeline with monster girls.

>> No.15089649

>>15089645
Gazerfag did a good job of it.

>> No.15089653

>>15089648
But wouldn't that require us to mess around with evolution somehow?

>> No.15089655

>>15089645
Use human references, Anon. And any other animal referenecs that might apply.

>>15089649
I haven't seen his drawing? What's it look like?

>> No.15089656

>>15089646
Well I know RS will never do a story of her and he's like the only good Manticore writer so trust me the pain is mutual

>> No.15089658

>>15089640
>>15089630

All this shit is genuine proof that people in general have bad memories. All these so called changes are too small to be anything else, Occam's razor and all.

>> No.15089659

>>15089653
Yes, we have to reach the limits of science itself, all for the sake of waifu.

>> No.15089665

>>15089656
Then I'll do it my damn self

>> No.15089667

>>15089659
Zey called me a madman, but who iz laughink now, eh Igor?
MWAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.15089672

>>15089638
>Person from the future travels to the past (our present) to make slight changes
>People pick this up and get convinced that time travel is possible
>Governments eventually buy into it and start developing time travel in secret
>Timeskip to future in our reality
>They send someone to the past as a test to their prototype time machine
>Cycle begins anew

>>15089658
>people in general have bad memories
There is video proof that Bush was visiting a school when the first tower was hit. If someone would've seen the footage, it would be him.

>> No.15089676

>>15089638
>>15089658
The idea is that something was changed, and that change rippled butterfly effect style, and half of everybody has some reading steiner like ability to remember the differences.

The real curiosity would be if you could prove that the people who remember one thing differently also remember all of the other things differently in the same way. That would lend some credence to the idea.

>> No.15089678

>>15089655
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/719185884034105344

>> No.15089682

>>15089610
Gonna bully.

>> No.15089685

>>15089658
>All this shit is genuine proof that people in general have bad memories.
Berenstain Internet Defense Force please.

>> No.15089686

>>15089678
"Q" "T" spells cutie.

>> No.15089688

>>15089672
>>15089676
It's just hard to take it seriously, especially from the same place that has anons claiming they could do literally anything if they had eternity.

>> No.15089694

I caught the "Wurm" virus and now I can't stop digging tunnels and eating pies. Someone help me.

>> No.15089701

>>15089694
Lucky you. I caught the human virus and I can't stop dying

>> No.15089705

>>15089694
It's not so much a virus. It's actually several Quantum Wurms that have entered the atomic structure of your cells and are using tiny pieces of your spirit energy to rapidly multiply.
The good news is that you're on your way to becoming indestructible and can probably become a superhero soon.
The bad news is that roughly 98% of your cellular structure will be replaced by a Wurm collective that works like those worms Fry got.

>> No.15089708

>>15089705
Anon that's not how either science or magic work.

>> No.15089719

>>15089708
No but it is how Quantum Wurms work. Did you know they're both cute and pretty at the same time?

>> No.15089721

>>15089705
>tfw you are becoming your own waifu
Is there a worse fate than that?

>> No.15089723

>>15089705
That sounds bad. Please help me. I just want to get better. And get pies. And dig tunnels. I want to find sparkles in the tunnels. And pies. I want to find pies and eat them in the tunnels. Fuck, help me!

>> No.15089726

>>15089686
Indeed

>> No.15089729

>>15089723
EMBRACE THE POWER, BROTHER! YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN ARE BOUND TO YOUR VERY BEING ON A SUB-ATOMIC LEVEL! HARNESS THEIR ABILITIES!

>> No.15089730

>>15089694
I've caught a succuvirus help m

>> No.15089734

>>15089730
He's making love to her right now. Lucky dog.

>> No.15089743

>>15089734
I wish i had a lucky Kobold.

>> No.15089745

>>15089729
I don't want power. I just want pie. I mean to be normal and not sick. I love pastry. Please tell me where a bakery is.

>> No.15089747

>>15089745
Go to the Dragon Bakery of MGC and embrace your destiny.

>> No.15089761

>>15089649
>>15089655
http://i.imgur.com/3F0iVc0.png

This is what I have so far.

>> No.15089766

You people sure suck at evading viruses, tell ya what. Not even mamono mana itself found me yet, thanks /g/!

>> No.15089771

>>15089766
>avoiding sexy viruses
Are you gay?

>> No.15089776

>>15089761
Hehehe

>> No.15089777

>>15089761
Well you're a better artist than he-who-must-not-be-named.

>> No.15089778

>>15089734
>He's making love to her right now.
I don't have an onahole, so she just spent a few minutes pouting and drawing dicks on my background

>> No.15089780

>>15089771
No, I just don't want to have my computer fucked up and get blackmailed by a succuvirus over my monstergirl folder.

Step up senpai.

>> No.15089784

>>15089771
I'd prefer my computer to be non-sentient. That, and I have a lot of important documents on here.
Not like she could see or hear me, though. I don't have a webcam.

>> No.15089787

>>15089183
Thanks Doc

>> No.15089790

>>15086205
>you will never be on the receiving end of a mating press from an orc when wondering the woods

>> No.15089791

>>15089761
Is that being done with a mouse?

>> No.15089792

>>15089776

Yeah I know it's terrible.

>>15089777

I think I know who you're talking about.

>> No.15089796

I want to ______ an elf!

>> No.15089797

>>15089791

Yes. I actually have a tablet but I can't find the tablet for it anywhere.

>> No.15089801

>>15089796
Breed.

>> No.15089804

>>15089796
ask if they'll do my taxes for me

>> No.15089808

>>15089796
tender love

>> No.15089809

>>15089796
vanilla

>> No.15089811

>>15089797
Well good work so far, then.

>> No.15089815

Will a succuvirus help my computer run better if i promise to jerk off to her regularly?

>> No.15089817

>>15089405
>you turn into fucking donkey kong and walk around with a chained up loli on your dick
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>15089497
>they even had a Doctor Pavel look alike at the site
Yeah, and Mosquito Man was there too. Also there was a cafe named "Le For You" in a town that was the victim number amount of km away from the crash site or something.

>> No.15089820

>>15089815
Only if you get a USB ona hole and "go on dates" with her by watching movies on your computer.

>> No.15089826

>>15089820
>watching movies
You mean porn?

>> No.15089829

>>15089826
What if she likes chick flicks?

>> No.15089834

>>15089815
>Run better
No amount of software will make your old ass 300yr toaster run better

>> No.15089836

>>15089834
>implying
>implying I don't have i7 + 980

>> No.15089841

>>15089834
But what about MAMOMO MANA

>> No.15089844

>>15089836
>tfw i5+650ti
poorfag feels, I've gone from ASUS mobo and AMD Phenom II to an i5 and Z97, but i still haven't upgraded the GPU and I'm still behind with what I did upgrade

>> No.15089851

>>15089836
If your machine is not running smoothly with that setup, then you're a lost cause.

>>15089841
Sex magic doesn't work well with technology because I said so goddammit

>> No.15089873

I want to ambushed by a group of kunoichi.
Just be talking to what I think is a normal woman and then she shouts something cheesy as code for them to jump me.

>> No.15089874

>>15089829
Then I'll laugh at her taste for sappy romances!

>> No.15089892

>>15089873
Me too, that way I could rape and molest them.

>> No.15089899

>>15089873
I want to be taken to their dungeon and sexually interrogated by them!

>> No.15089910

>>15089721
I can't think of a fate better than that, actually.

>> No.15089916

>>15089910
But if you're your waifu, wouldn't your waifu be you?

>> No.15089917

>>15089761
>Beginner trying to learn using computer drawing software

You will fail this way.

>> No.15089924

>>15089916
Well, even better. Anon still gets his waifu, and the waifu still gets her husbando.
It's like some Soma-esque bodyswapping situation.

>> No.15089934

>>15089917
So I'd be better off trying to sketch it on paper first? Maybe I have sketch paper around.

>> No.15089937

>>15089910
>You are becoming your own wife
>You can't cuddle yourself
>You can't kiss yourself at least in a wifey kind of way
>You can't fuck yourself
>Also the most improtant thing in here
>You can't molest yourself
Are you sure you want to be your own waifu?

>> No.15089943

>>15089937
>>You can't fuck yourself
>>Also the most improtant thing in here
>>You can't molest yourself
laughingtentaclefags.jpg

>> No.15089948

>>15089801
"You've come to learn more, haven't you?"
>The old soldier twirls the brandy in his glass, facing the hearth of the inn
"It figures. You young folk always want to know the mistakes of the older generations."
"I'm sure you remember the days right after the War. How every household and brothel were filled to the brim with Elves."
>He gives a small, wry smile behind his wrinkled face
"There's nothing like fucking an Elf, boy. More nubile than human women, but much harder to get pregnant."
>He sips his drink, his smile fading
"But what the sinful man sows, the sinful man must reap. At first we thought it was a joke."
"We'd slaked our lust on the Elves with wanton abandon, in the streets and on the bedsheets. They often referred to us as 'Like Orcs' with how much we'd couple with them."
"Guess they never told you about -that- in the history books."
>His expression darkens
"Their daughters were beginning to be born with not the milky pale skin of their mothers, but darker and tanned flesh, with pale white hair."
"You have to understand how funny it all sounds, a brutish Irishman having a daughter that's swarthy like a Grecian trollop."
>Another sip
"But somehow, deep inside, we knew they were our daughters. That was the first mistake, letting our fatherly passions for our spawn get the better of us."
"When they came of age, they reciprocated in kind the very thirsts we'd slaked on their mothers. They were like frenzied beasts, I tell you. Men died of exhaustion from the bouts of sex they had with these... Dark Elves."
"But, as all things must go, another War started. Not for any arbitrary definitions of gain that hold no value, but our own survival."
>His glass empty, the old soldier pours himself another glass
"We drove them back, into the caverns and the dark's embrace. Some of us were unlucky and were taken with our spawn to their new domain."
"Some of us... Like me, were left. In order to offer you these words of caution."
"Around Elves, never relax."

>> No.15089954

>>15089937
Yeah, it would feel a bit hollow if I became the body I'd worship. I'm vain, but that degree of self love is a little much.

Okay, how about this. On the list of girls I wouldn't mind being forcibly turned into, my waifu is easily in the top three.

>> No.15089958
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>>15089948
Why go for an Elf anyways? Even the squishy brown goddesses.

>> No.15089980

>>15089958
>Bear panties
Hahahahaha

>> No.15089982

>>15089958
Brown elves are for putting in mating presses and screwing all night!

>> No.15089985

>>15089980
They're cute! Cute!

>> No.15089991 [SPOILER] 
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15089991

Would you trade your passion for glory anon?

>> No.15089992

Is there a fate worse than being molested by a big muscular monster?

>> No.15089994

>>15089985
They are, but they're also kinda silly.

>> No.15089997

>>15089991
I want to be the EVA to that Jinko's Naked Snake!

>> No.15089999

>>15089991
I'd trade my anger for glory.

>> No.15090000
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>>15089992
Never.

>> No.15090005

>>15089999
Sorry, the anger-passion exchange rates are terrible right now.

>> No.15090010

>>15090005
FUUUUUUCK

>> No.15090017

Does anyone else here dislike the dog feet Kobolds have? I'd sort of prefer if they were more like a Werewolf's or a Hellhound's.

>> No.15090019

>>15089982
I want to tie an Elf to a tree then OD on raging mushrooms and document the aftermath very thoroughly when i regain consciousness!

>> No.15090021
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>>15089999
No, you have to trade your passion for glory.

>> No.15090023

>>15090021
The illusive Monofox!

>> No.15090025

>>15090021
>monoeye kitsune abomination
DELETE YOUR IMAGE

>> No.15090029
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>>15090025
Whats wrong with monoeye?

>> No.15090036

>>15090021
What if anger is my passion?

>> No.15090040

>>15090017
I think they're fine, even though I can't visualize how they'd look in latex.

>> No.15090042

>>15090029
They're too cute and if they don't leave soon I might have to flirt with them.

>> No.15090044

>>15090029
>Flicking your tongue at people
How fucking rude.

>> No.15090046

>>15090029
Don't contaminate fluffy tailed cuties with monoeyes dweebs!

>> No.15090050

>>15090021
Not even fluffy tail and ears can salvage monoeye

>> No.15090056
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>>15090036
JUST GO LISTEN TO EYE OF THE TIGER AGAIN DAMN IT!

>> No.15090061

>>15090056
What?

>> No.15090065

>>15089982
>implying they won't be the ones mating pressing you

>> No.15090067

>>15090021
Does the monofox trick you into bullying her?

>> No.15090092

>>15090067
>>15090021
>>15090056
>>15090029
I want to be a nice guy to a Monoeye.

>> No.15090100

>>15090017
Kobold feet are more digitigrade, and look like how actual dog feet look. Something inbetween what they already have and the werewolf's/hellhound's legs might be a nice compromise.

>> No.15090118

>>15090092
>spoiler
you fucking degenerate, you're getting bullied with the monoeyes

>> No.15090129

>>15090056
Never. I have bad memories of that song.

Just leave the monoeye.

>> No.15090132

>>15090118
I'll greet them warmly everyday, help them with their errands whenever I can, offer myself to escort them around town when they're feeling unsafe due to bullies, and act as their guardian if need be. And of course, I'll pat their heads and give them shoulder rides as much as they want.

As for bullies, I got my pair of brass knuckles ready.

>> No.15090144

>>15090040
Doesn't seem that hard to visualize, even if you include extra stuff, like straps to bind the limbs together and/or in a bent position.

>> No.15090146

>>15090144
Yes, I guess it get's easier when I'm actually looking at the profile pic. It's been awhile since I've done that, shame on me.

>> No.15090151

>>15090132
>escort them around town when they're feeling unsafe due to bullies
Then I'll be sure to bully them in the safe parts of town!

>> No.15090153

>>15090132
Are you sick, anon?
Did you forgot to take your anti-mono meds?

>> No.15090158

>>15090151
I like to molest what i find cute, does that make me a bully?

>> No.15090159

>>15090151
You villain. I'll make sure your sick plans never come to fruitition, even if it costs me a few more hours of sleep.

>>15090153
The only meds I need are the smiles of happy monoeyes.

>> No.15090167

>>15090159
I'm going to bully them so hard that they'll learn to love it

>> No.15090169
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>>15090000
Oh hi I upgraded your smugfaggotcat

Poll later tonight. Hopefully.

>> No.15090176

>>15090169
I want a doublesmug Cheshire to tell me I need more SQUATS AND OATS

>> No.15090180

>>15090169
Groovy baby, excellent work.

>> No.15090187

>>15090176
>SQUATS, OATS AND MILK
>pushes her tits in your face, smugly
>flexes
>you mirin, brah?

>> No.15090191
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>>15089992
sounds pretty great, to be honest with you

>> No.15090192

>>15090159
>The only meds I need are the smiles of happy monoeyes.
Now this is a man I can get behind, happy cyclops are the best kind of cyclops out there. All cyclops deserve to be happy and safe, free to receive headpats and shoulder rides just like any monster girl. It also helps to give cyclops cuddles, so that the can smile even brighter.

>> No.15090195

>>15090169
Will a smug Chesire break into my house and ragefuck me if i slip steroids in her drinks?

>> No.15090200

I want to father the children of a Dire Orc!

>> No.15090201

>>15090167
Then I'm afraid you and I are enemies from now on.

>>15090192
Preach it, brother.

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>>15090200
>D'Orcs
With that nickname, they truly lead a cursed existence. Especially when they get bullied by other Dire monstergirls and D'Elves.
In that regard, I want to see an MGE Elf and P'Orc getting into a spat and pulling at eachothers cheeks.

>> No.15090223

>>15090146
Yeah, that definitely helps if you're familiar with the structure of digitigrade legs. Why you would want to put a Kobold in a latex outfit is a different matter entirely.

>> No.15090232

>>15090201
Indeed for it's not just preaching it's being a decent person to a group of monster girls who re harassed for no reason. Cyclops are lovely girls who are beautiful and friendly, able to both deserve to be loved and give love to the guy they like. I want to go up to a group of cyclops and cuddle them all, telling each of then how their uniquely beautiful and that they all have the loveliest eyes that shine brighter/ more beautifully than even the stars, especially after I've helped to put smiles and happiness into each of their lives.

>> No.15090236

>>15090169
That left foot seems weird, nice one otherwise.

>> No.15090239

>>15090187
You know what?
Yes.
Yes I am mriin' what you going to do about it?

>>15090200
Sounds nice.
Muscle is wonderful

>> No.15090259
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>>15090239
She's going to rape you, that's what. And she'll take you to the gym to show off to all her musclegirl friends

>> No.15090265

>>15086030
Alright, let's give this story some feedback

That was a good depiction of a monster girl showing her monstrous side, it felt like the MG was an actual monster with her girl side only showing later on

The smut was effective, although trying to imagine how it would actually feel wasn't particularly pleasant

Having the MC pass out or go to sleep as a transition is overused, it's overused for good reasons, but if you ever think that you can smoothly pull off another kind of narrative gap, that would add originality to the story

>Her voice was closer to human, now, as if practised by the few words she had said at the lean-to.
That was a great way to show a glimpse of her salvation. You shouldn't have added the "as if practiced....", that way the reader has more room for interpretation

If I had to change one thing I would have given a better idea of time and space, maybe specify the season and tell where the story was happening within a country or region

Overall it was a good read for what it is, I think the story could be improved by making it much longer and building up the characters and implications, but as a short story is does what it need to do and it conveys the theme of the story nicely

I'm not sure if writing any sequel would add narrative value, the ending is good as is, if you want to add more to it try to come up with something unexpected

Anyways, hope this was useful, I'm looking forward to your next piece

>> No.15090266

>>15090201
I'm going to bully them. I'll make them eat sandwiches with "special sauce", pressure them into paying me for "services" only to record it and send it to all their friends and family, slip aphrodisiacs into their soda, and scribble on their desks among other things!

>> No.15090270

>>15090259
She can try!
Can't rape the willing.
I'm going to massage her abs.

>> No.15090275

>>15090259
>glasses

Haha, what a NEEEEERD!

>> No.15090276

>>15090266
Thank you for telling me about your sick plans, Anon.

If you excuse me, I'll head off to instruct the girls not to trust or approach you or any other suspicious man when they're by themselves. Didn't count on well-informed monoeyes, did you, Mr. Bullyman?

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>>15090270
musclegirls are the best
>>15090275
why do you think she started lifting? She's not even going to rape you, she'll just beat the shit out of you

>> No.15090281

>>15090276
But they want to be bullied and degraded.

>> No.15090285

>>15090278
That they are.
Especially with glasses.
I want to feel up that elf's thighs and make her squirm.

>> No.15090290

>>15090281
It's not what they told me, though.
Are you trying to trick me, Anon?

>> No.15090291

>>15089204
>>15089070

Wendigo without coat is so cute
Also glad to learn that she's Cthulhu inspired, that explains why I was so attracted to her profile

As always thanks for the translations and pictures

>> No.15090294

>>15090290
They're playing along in the hopes you'll stop pretending to like them ad bully them.

>> No.15090295

What's the point of being strong when I can't princess carry a sweet, perfect anubis and act as her armour?

>> No.15090296

>>15090275
It's the /fit/ glasses, they detect those who are mirin'.

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>>15090285
be careful, she might do a bunch more squats to make her thighs bigger just for you

>> No.15090298

>>15090294
>pretending to like them
Oh now I'm mad.

>> No.15090300

>>15090298
How are you not?

>> No.15090306

>>15090297
Just more for me to massage, although I'll have to get the rest of her so that nothing else lacks.
I love me some thick thighs though, they'd be getting most of the attention.
I may even go lifting with her on my workout days

>> No.15090307

>>15090300
I genuinely like Monoeyes, is that so hard to believe?

>> No.15090310

>>15090307
Clearly a Monoeye is behind this post.

>> No.15090314

>>15090306
u gonna get leg locked

>> No.15090318

>>15090310
can you imagine a cyclops shit posting all day? that much time in front of a computer monitor can't be good for her.

>> No.15090322

>>15090307
Yes.

>> No.15090324

>>15090318
What else is she gonna do? The outside world is full of bullies and mean people.

>> No.15090330

>>15090318
So a fat monoeye with bad eyesight? Yeah, she seems like the kind of girl who'd shill for her species.

>> No.15090331

>>15090314
That's fine.
Just allows me to go deeper into her for maximum daughteru making potential.

I may need to find some easy workouts for her to do while carrying the daughteru.

That and where she wants to go for the honeymoon.

>> No.15090337

>>15090307
Agreed, why is it so hard to believe that people like him or me genuinely like cyclops and think their cute? They deserve to be loved like any other monster girl, being meant to them for no reason makes you a scumbag. Now if you don't mind I have some cyclops to hang out with and have fun with, for they deserve smiles and happy lives.

>> No.15090340

>>15089817
>you turn into fucking donkey kong and walk around with a chained up loli on your dick

Well, it's not permanent, but with KC it's always "You can go back to normal but why would you want to do that?"

On the other hand, the idea of a Wendigo handing food to her husband who's in her coat and talking to him is lovely, especially if we can't see/hear him

>> No.15090350

>>15089497
>>15089817
I have that screencap. meme magic is real

>> No.15090362

>>15090340
>On the other hand, the idea of a Wendigo handing food to her husband who's in her coat and talking to him is lovely, especially if we can't see/hea

Yeah, say what you want about the cloak transformation, but I like the idea of being a big, warm, all-encompassing protector for a loli wendigo.

>> No.15090370

>See Wolf/Jinko rushing at you.
>Think it's going to rape you
>But it's moving too fast to avoid
>She comes close and you brace yourself
>She starts rubbing up against you and cuddling you as you stand
How do you respond

>> No.15090371

>>15090370
>"Yo lady, what the fuck?"

>> No.15090373

>>15090370
[x] return affection

>> No.15090375

>>15090370
Please be gentle. I need to walk for work tomorrow.

>> No.15090376

>>15090337
In all honestly, without all the memes and jokes, Monoeyes have to be the most pathetic monster girls there are

They're basically defect humans, I'd take one over a 3DPD but still I'd rather be raped by a Giant Slug than kissed by a Monoeye

The only thing Monoeyes have going for them is that they're so weak and pitiful, it appeals to our protective instinct but that's literally all they have

And don't try to tell me their huge eyeball is attractive, that's too subjective

>>15090362
I like it too, but more for the reason of being always together as one, she's the best girl in that aspect

>> No.15090380

>>15090375
Don't worry, she will carry you!

>> No.15090381

>>15090370
Rub against her even more passionately.

>> No.15090382

>>15090370

Try to walk from her

>> No.15090394

>>15084713
Sorry to be a noob but what is this game?

>> No.15090396

>>15090370
I’ll try and out cuddle her!
Let’s see who is the best cuddle-master.

>> No.15090398

>>15090376
Disagree, not all cyclops have the same body type, some are strong working at forges and others are petite and short. Also that's incredibly cruel to call them defects, that's like saying that mermaids are defects because they don't have human legs due to living in the water. Plus what's wrong with being kissed by a cute cyclops, clearly she likes you and wants to ask you out. Also giant slugs can be cute as well and don't have to rape you, they'd be happy to find a guy that genuinely likes them and wants to ask them out, like me.

>> No.15090416

>>15090370
Run away and make her chase me, while teasing her.

>> No.15090420

>>15090394
>Not knowing video games by their UI on a /jp/ thread

Don't beat yourself up, anon. It's Distant Worlds, a somewhat older 4X game that has somewhat of a cult following. You can find it on steam.

Though if you're a poorfag, there's a super-hyped 4X game (Stellaris) coming out in a few weeks, so might want to save for that instead. Or you could get both.

>> No.15090421

>>15090180
>>15090236
Aye feet/shoes are still a pretty big weakspot for me. I'm working on it though, slowly getting through the anatomy studies gotta git gud. Thanks for pointing it out man! And I'm glad you guys like!

>>15090195
>>15090176
Y'all are gonna get proactively dated.

>> No.15090423

>>15090398
>Disagree, not all cyclops have the same body type
I agree, I was talking about vanilla Monoeyes, my bad for not clearly specifying it

I like MGE Cyclops and Gazer because they have more to themselves than just lacking an eye

I also agree that Giant Slugs are cute, but I'm ashamed to admit it

>> No.15090450
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>>15090376
>it appeals to our protective instinct but that's literally all they have
I couldn't ask for more. Protecting Monoeyes is my fetish and I'm happy with that alone.

They can also shoot lasers if they're mad enough

>> No.15090468

>>15090423
What' wrong with liking cute giant slug girls, they deserve a chance at love like any monster girl and seeing a guy who actually thinks their cute would make their day causing them to blush form. Their girls that aside from guys like you and me never feel any love, I'd personally like to make a giant slug girl happy by asking her out on a date and that I wish to get to know her better. After said date I'd take her home and watch shows with her, cuddling her tight to m chest and letting her listen to my heartbeat, a move that would cause her to blush like mad. Then to seal the deal by tell her my love for her is true and that I wish for hr to be my girlfriend, I'd pull her into a deep passionate kiss and hug her until she falls asleep with the biggest smile of happiness ever, for it may just be the first time she's ever smiled in her lonely life.

>> No.15090471

http://i.imgur.com/tx25zOt.jpg

I'm not sure I'm cut out for this drawing thing. I obviously need way more practice among other things

>> No.15090491

>>15090471
L O O M I S
O
O
M
I
S

>> No.15090494

>>15090265
Criticanon is the hero all the writefags in this thread don't deserve.

>> No.15090495

>>15090491
FUCK OFF /v/

>> No.15090506

>>15090471
You're not bad, you just need practice yeah.
You need a place to start, download/buy some drawing books maybe.
Avoid loomis until you actually know what you're doing, because his shit is only helpful if you already have a bit of experience.

This might also not be super helpful, but you might as well give it a try.
http://drawabox.com/lesson/1

>> No.15090509

>>15090491
I wan /ic/ to exit the premises.

>> No.15090510

>>15090471
You say you're not cut out for it but the secret is that most artists feel that way when they start out, some even feel that way even once they've got to a good level of skill.

Practice, practice and practice. It'll take a year or two but if you keep at it you'll see progress if you're serious.

>> No.15090512

>>15090495
>/v/

Since when does /v/ worship a cartoonist and artist who died in 1959?

>> No.15090515

>>15090512
/v/ drawthreads do.

>> No.15090517

>>15090515
Ah.

>> No.15090518

>>15090471
Yes, you need to train at your drawings, but you're not bad. The only way for you to get better is to draw more.
The fact that you put in the effort to draw something and post it is proof that you have some determination.
So keep drawing until you get good. And once you are good, get better.

If anyone has that picture of the guy who just drew Ran and his improvement over a year. I think it proves my point.

>> No.15090527

>>15090468
Now that's what I call passion, go for it, make that girl happy

>>15090471
You need to learn how to make her hair look smooth

With dry hair like that she's looks too similar to the horrifying Japanese mythology Kejourou

I'm not cut to judge art but it looks better than a lot of drawings I saw

>> No.15090533

>>15090518
I've seen many drawfags do that "me two years ago - me nowadays" thingy, you can show whichever you want and the point would still stand. There are many people out there that sucked so bad but now draw really god-tier stuff.

>> No.15090543

I want to put a ryu on muscle boosters till she's built like a tank!

>> No.15090550

>>15090370
[x] hug

>> No.15090551

>>15090518
Funny you mention that Ran progression collage. I was talking about it the other day, but under stern criticism, even the guy's later pieces are plagued by anatomical errors.
I think it comes down in part to the "watering down" when it comes to learn how to draw a person.
When you see people draw shitty anime people, or shitty tumblr people, there's a reason for that, and it's because they're not learning how to draw a person. They're learning other people's ways of drawing people in a certain style. In the long run, it really can cripple you as an artist, which is why it's best to not just think "I want to learn to draw people in a manga/anime style, so I should look at people drawn in those styles and learn from that."
It's best to learn from someone who explicitly knows how to teach, and who understands on a very fundamental level what they're teaching.

So that Ran artist guy definitely has his heart in the right place. But with that level of determination, and the advice above which he didn't have, you can go even further.

>> No.15090556
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>>15090471
Hey anon, no drawfag was really cut out for it in the beginning. They were just persistent and worked towards their gains every day.
I've still got a long road ahead of me, but here's where I was during my first year for some perspective http://i.imgur.com/AHEbWbe.png

W-we're all gonna make it brah.

>> No.15090559

>>15090527
I shall, for I'll make her the happiest girl in the world and give her the love no one else did. I shall make sweet slimy love to the slug girl as we cuddle up tight and I run my hand through her lovely hair, massaging her stalks to make her feel as comfortable as possible. I shall hold her to my chest to listen to my heartbeat, as she nuzzles into my chest to further hear the song of loves that plays only for her. When we make long lasting yet slow gentle love to each other, I an feel all the thanks and gratitude put into it so she can let me know how happy she is to be with me. After a lovely sex secession, I will pull her into a tight hug so when she wakes up and sees me, she know that last night was real as is my love for her as we start our relationship together happy as can be.

>> No.15090568

>>15090556
That Illassa is coming along nicely fampai.

>> No.15090589

>>15090556
What lovely handlebars

>> No.15090590

>>15090556
>http://i.imgur.com/AHEbWbe.png

Oh wow, that's... novice. I don't really know how to put that nicely.

But yeah, you've definitely been noticeably improving over a relatively short amount of time. Even when you started off in these threads, I didn't like your art that much, but now I'd be quite happy to commission you.

>> No.15090600

>>15090556
Very lovely face here, snibako.

>> No.15090624
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15090624

>tfw no hardworking mechanic Anubis who smells of oil with a hint of spices that cuddles with you after a long day of work

>> No.15090629

>>15090556
Funny to see that your style was already showing during your early days

>>15090559
>massaging her stalks to make her feel as comfortable as possible
L-lewd
Anon is a slut for slugs

>> No.15090636
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15090636

The Empress commands the admiration and love of countless people for her fair policies and objectively superior economic plans.

Why haven't you joined the glorious Imperial Army to help protect the fair lands from the insidious Rebels who seek to destroy all the good that people have created?

>> No.15090643

>>15090636
Can she spin? That's a good trick.

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>> No.15090648

>>15090512
/v/ drawthreads do.

>> No.15090661

>>15090624
I know, it hurts.

I'd just want to strip her out of her overalls, get in the shower with her, and wash the oil from her hair, skin and fur before going to town on her.

>> No.15090662

>>15090527
>>15090510
>>15090506
>>15090518

You guys are way too nice to me. Thanks. I'll keep at it.

I tried to draw some years ago but I never really used a sketchbook or anything. I have one lying around that I used for that drawing but it's time to fill it out with drawings.

>>15090556

That's coming along nicely, Snib. Thanks for that commission.

>> No.15090663

>>15090629
Why is that lewd, I'm just giving her a massage so she feels as comfy as possible and letting her know that her body is beautiful. Also why are you calling me a slut, I'm just asking out a girl who was lonely and going on a date so I an see if we have romantic chemistry so she can be my girlfriend, putting a smile on her face because she may have never smiled before so she can see that she is a beautiful girl. Plus I'm only dating one giant slug girl, so how can I be a slut if I don't fit the definition?

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>> No.15090673

>>15090670
the fuck is she saying?

>> No.15090674

>>15090670
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52177532

What I got from SauceNao.

>> No.15090684

>>15090673
Words, nigga.

>> No.15090686

>>15090670
Fox girls in heat!

>> No.15090694

>>15090686
[X] Mating Press and Breed

>> No.15090700
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15090700

>>15090694
I want to pump her full of daughters!

>> No.15090703

>>15090686
The best kind of fox girls

>Shrine servant asks the priestess if he can touch her tails
>Haughty Kitsune is too proud to let a filthy commoner defile her
>2 Month later she's in heat
>She begs him to have procreation sex
>He violently plows her from behind while pulling on her tails
>He cums ball deep inside, completely staining the pure Kitsune in the process

>> No.15090707

I want to get comfy and play vidya with a Gazer without making any shady bets

>> No.15090712
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15090712

>>15090707
>Not making everything overly competitive

Gazer gonna pout

>> No.15090715
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15090715

You should surrender.

>> No.15090719

>>15090712
Oh come on, do we really gotta do this? Can't we just leave the competitiveness for another day? I'm too tired for that right now

>> No.15090723

>>15090712
>Playing games with a Gazer
>She proposes to make bets
>You accept thinking she's gonna say something silly like "loser has to have sex with the winner"
>She smirks and tell you that the loser has to clean the entire house
>Most competitive gaming session ever ensues

>> No.15090729

>>15090715
But if I don't win how can I ask her out on a date?

>> No.15090746
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15090746

Remember to headpat your maid goodnight before going to sleep!

>> No.15090751

>>15090729
Just prove her that you're more perverted than her, if you can do that she'll want to marry you on the spot

But don't underestimate her, not only is she from Wonderland, she also takes pride in her lasciviousness, she most likely spent years developing the most insane sexual position and scenarios she could think of

>> No.15090755

>>15090723
>you already do all the cleaning
>it's a win-win for the both of you

>> No.15090759

>>15090746
What maid? I don't have a maid.

>> No.15090761

>>15090751
Well I'm a mean handholder, and I love going on romantic walks on the beach at night, after a candlelit dinner and telling her she's beautiful

>> No.15090763

>>15090746
Can I cuddle her and give her head pats at the same time?

>> No.15090764

>>15090715
You should give up.

>> No.15090767

I can't figure out what to write, so I guess I deserve The Dude bummering me.

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15090774

>>15090746
No need, my maid is also my bed which is way more intimate than headpats.

>> No.15090775

>>15090767
Don't force inspiration, dude. Just go on with your life and let it simmer until you get something that appeals to you.

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15090777

>>15090764
Step down, you can't win here.

>> No.15090778

>>15090767
Write about a cute waifu doing cute things

>> No.15090783

>>15090746
I want to be the boogeyman under the bed of my Kiki maid!

>> No.15090785

>Dhampir criminal investigator in 1980's
>She starts highlighting as a private detective after her paladin career didn't pan out
>Kept having to let "certain" cases go whenever they got too close to incriminating corrupt monster girl city officials
>Constantly at odds with the district Knight-Commander, a rugged man in his late 50's with absolute faith in government
>Two paladin pals on the force working vice and narcotics tag along from time to time to provide backup
>One a real family man with a loving moth-girl waifu and two daughters
>The other a loose cannon adoptive son of a Minotaur who play rough and by his own rules
>Chubby basement dwelling childhood Gazer friend in the city's municipal archives who digs up leads to help her solve cases
>Several successful cases under her belt after only seven years
>Corrupt tanuki running businesses under to enslave indebted men into working at a warehouse "milking" brothel
>Offshore illegal "Mamono Spice" production yacht owned by an CC kingpin scylla
>A mad-hatter run male smuggling operation providing wealthy MGs with a harem men drugged on wonderland mushrooms, replacing them as they're burnt out
>No could ever catch them because they were being tunneled through wonderland
>Crown Jewels
>The Shota Thief of 1985
>The Hellhounds of Kaskevale
>That one Jinko in the park who was whacked out on PCP
>All cases solved except for one
>A case that has vexed her since the day she quit the force
>A serial NTR'r, the lady of scarlet nights.
>Especially cruel and unusual , yet genius, the method is always the same.
>Post crime scene investigation reveals that she stalked the couple who are her next victims to be for as long as weeks before the crime
>Always has the wife observing the whole thing without the husband initially knowing
>Always bizarre over the top sex scenario based around the wife's monster type and personality, so that the husband can't make love to his wife without thinking of his rapist
>Despite therapy most couples can't survive the stress the experience places on their marriage and break up
>she's always one step ahead of being caught
>She's become the Professor Moriarty to our protagonist's Sherlock, the monster to match wits against at the risk of your own life or love
>After almost a year of silence the case goes cold it's suspected that her habits must have met her end or left town
>Suddenly she's back
>Three days from Anniversary one of our hero's paladin friends goes missing
>An attempt was made to abduct his moth girl wife as well but it's stopped just in the nick of time
>A note riddled with vague clues is discovered by morning announcing the Scarlet Night's plan to NTR her friend so that the whole city can see
>It's a race against the clock to save her friend from a fate worse than death in...

Love Detective Vivian: 72 Hours of Scarlet Night

"Your home wrecking days are over you crimson cow! You'll spend the rest of your days locked up in the--what? No.. it can't be..it's YOU!?!"


Would you read/watch it anon?

The villain is actually.....

HER VAMPIRE MOTHER!!!
And the knight commander may or may not be her unknowing father; the first victim all those years ago.

>> No.15090787

>>15090746
I tried that anon, all she did was Ara ara and call me a silly boy, then she even had the nerve to headpat ME!

Maybe I have an older model?

>> No.15090798

I want to have a Kikimora maid who does her job well, and repay her services with headpats and proper monetary salary only

>> No.15090801

>>15090767
Here is a process that makes coming up with stories very easy

1st: Think of a MC
2nd: Give him/her a problem
3rd: Trigger him/her to solve the problem
4th: Think of how he will solve the problem
5th:Think of what changed within the MC and/or the setting and finish up the plot

I'll give the first thing that comes to my mind
1st: A Weresheep with a sad past
2nd: Her male "friend" won't accept her love
3rd: He bring another girl home
4th: She goes yandere
5th: The Weresheep is now a happily married, full blown yandere

I love that process to pump out stories quickly and easily, but it's kind of limiting

>> No.15090807

>>15090785
Probably not, Cop shows are shit.

>> No.15090819

>>15090807
Imma have to disagree with you on that one

>> No.15090823
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15090823

Yandere Kitsune stalkerfus

>> No.15090826

>>15090798
I want to pay my Kiki maid in lots of 50% off coupons for cleaning products.

>> No.15090837

>>15090819
Quite a few of them are anon.

>> No.15090847

>>15090837
Yeah I know, formulaic to the point of boredom.

Despite what /tv/ says I will always defend Law and Order: SVU, the Bridge and Fargo til my grave.

>> No.15090850

>>15090847
Does /tv/ hate Fargo? How can you hate Fargo?

You don't have to love it, but its's certainly not bad.

>> No.15090853

>>15090847
>Defending White Men are rapists: The Show.
>Defending the show that aired the GG episode.
You're a faggot.

>> No.15090857

>>15090823
>TFW no yandere Kitsune stories ever

>> No.15090858

>>15090847
I love those shows. I read on Kotaku that they're better than Civ V with the brave new world expansion.

>> No.15090863

>>15090858
>Kotaku
wow anon

>> No.15090866

>>15090853
>Not liking the funniest dark humor crime show on
>Not liking the cringe trainwreck of a show
>Not like hearing deadpan "banana in your anus"

How does it feel to have such shit taste white guilto

>> No.15090867

>>15090858
>Kotaku
Boy

>> No.15090870

>>15090853
>People here are still worked up about SVU
It's just a TV show, fucking get over it, /v/.

I mean, this is the show that had plots like fucking monkeys being smuggled in basketballs, and bombs disguised as pizzas at an office party.

>> No.15090874

>>15090858
(You)

>> No.15090875

>>15090863
>>15090867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ygKd5oxoSU

>> No.15090881

>>15090866
>Eating shit because you have a garbage sense of humor.
Die, stop enabling shows like this you filthy spic.

>> No.15090889
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15090889

I want to talk about how cute dullahans are, not /v/ politics.

>> No.15090891

>>15090847
>the Bridge
Which one

Depending on the answer, I may have to shoot you.

>> No.15090894

>>15090881
stay mad honkey

>> No.15090895
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>>15090858
>No one gets his reference

>> No.15090898

>>15090881
>Eating shit because you have a garbage sense of humor.
There's way too many people like that in these threads, and it ain't me.

>> No.15090902

>>15090891
Uh

The one you like?

>> No.15090904

>>15090775
>Don't force inspiration
While inspiration can be a great thing for most stories, I think that most times it's a hindrance in MG stories

Reading a greentext, a profile or seeing a picture can give you inspiration, but chances are other people also had a vaguely similar idea

Plus you might end up with a story that's too ambitious for your own writing skills, something that's too short, that has no value plot-wise or just some unsurprising and plain story

I'd advocate thinking carefully and writing down a solid plot-line of any stories before starting to write them in prose, that should filter all the bad ideas

As for coming up with a story without inspiration, just write about a species and themes you like

To conclude, I personally believe that MG stories should be considered their own category, and while they are a part of literature, there is a sharp distinction between a fictional story that includes MGs and a MGs story, and thus, most traditional rules and guidelines regarding writing, plot, inspiration... should be taken lightly

>> No.15090911
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>>15090895
don't hurt the pupper!

>> No.15090915

>Cop show watching subhumans share this thread.
Disgusting.

>> No.15090916

>>15090895
Do NOT bully the bag of fleas!

>> No.15090924

>>15090746
But I broke my hand from headpatting

>> No.15090937

>>15090746
I don't need a maid, I need a tutor.

>> No.15090940
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WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HE AIN'T MY BOY, BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>> No.15090941
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You are now imagining her taking off the sweater in this god forsaken hot weather.

>> No.15090944

>>15090801
>Trigger him/her to solve the problem
Hi tumblr

>> No.15090950

>>15090924
You have two hands for a reason.

>> No.15090956

>>15090941
>hot weather.
?

>> No.15090965

>>15090785
What a predictable twist.

>> No.15090966

>>15090857
Bollocks did one

>> No.15090968

>>15090801
>process to pump out stories quickly and easily
That's exactly the kind of mentality that ruined the gaming industry

>> No.15090969

>>15090950
How is he supossed to touch himself while headpatting then?

>> No.15090977

>>15090968
Guess we'll never have that problem, considering that we no longer have anything close to a mg story renaissance.

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>>15090940
Salamanders look great with short hair.

>> No.15090981

>>15090969
You use your hand for pats and your thighs for pressure.

>> No.15090984

>>15090977
>we no longer have anything close to a mg story renaissance.
>No longer
What do you mean?

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>>15090966

>> No.15091001

>>15090940
Great, Monster Girl City Penitentiary has had another break-out.

>> No.15091014

>>15090857
>TFW no yandere kumiho stories ever
I should write one.

>> No.15091015

>>15090984
Oh sorry, I mean don't have or shall have a period of time where everyone's writing and getting better at a tremendous pace.

>> No.15091027

>>15091015
We kinda did have a glimpse of it... two years ago.

>> No.15091029
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>> No.15091033

>>15091029
Good lord, look at the size of the fat wolf butt.

>> No.15091035

>>15091014
http://pastebin.com/Dj7A1GqJ

>> No.15091043
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>>15090978
Short hair is just all around the best

>> No.15091044

>>15091035
Well, shit. I'll read this later.
I'll still write about kumihos one day anon, you'll see!

>> No.15091048

>>15091043
Well, that's one way to get support.

>> No.15091053

>>15091043
I want to fuck that Wolf.

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>>15091053
Wolf girls are pure sex

>> No.15091059

>>15091053
Isn't she supposed to be incredibly chuuni?

>> No.15091063

>>15090978
Short hairs make it better to lick the neck.

>> No.15091067

>>15091057
Poor Wolf, blackmailed into doing lewd poses.

>> No.15091071

>>15091057
They are, Wolf girls are the best wives, mothers, and friends.

>>15091059
Matters not, anon.

>> No.15091075

>>15091057
They give birth to litters!

So many Wolf pups!

>> No.15091076

>>15091027
To be fair at least most of the shit writers left.

>> No.15091082

>>15091076
>Implying

>> No.15091085

>>15090785
So, when does 80s Punisher show up?

>> No.15091091

>>15091076
True, would have preferred them to get better and enjoy the process of writing for faceless people on the internet.

>> No.15091094

>>15090992
What? He did.

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>>15091059
It's not chuuni if you actually have powers. I still like her way too much, her folder is pretty big right now.

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>>15091094
>>15091094

>> No.15091108

>>15091098
Would it be too much of a bother to ask ye to upload that folder perchance?

>> No.15091111
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Remove snek REMOVE SNEK

>> No.15091113

>>15091111
keep snek

>> No.15091115
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>>15091111
FUCK YOU!

>> No.15091117

>>15091111
Do not bully the snek.

>> No.15091121

>>15091111
Yo, yo, she threw the towel already! Timeout, timeout! Somebody stop the damn match!

>> No.15091125

>>15091121
The match is over when Vince says it is.

>> No.15091127

>>15091108
Not him, but look up
nanashi_(shirogane_usagi)
on the boorus and you'll find a lot of stuff for her. She's the best wolfu.

>> No.15091133

>>15091111
Remove all sneks!

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>>15091094
Whether he did or did not isn't the issue. There are far better wastes of flesh that could've gone to.

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15091139

>mfw must wait a long while of practice before I can know the feel of crafting such a lovely face

Oh Crimtrus I think you might be my favorite artist out of the lot simply for your colors.

>> No.15091142

>>15091111
I would be wary of sneks indeed, i mean, if i was in that position how can i know that the snek will not attack me when i stop choking her? one does not survive by taking chances.

>> No.15091146

>>15091111
Looks like Paladin-Chan is winning this time.
I feel bad, but this picture is turning me on

>> No.15091157

>>15091139
Oooh shit dude, it's one of them pretty psychedelic monsterladies agaaain

...How did she get inside, though? I was sure the doors were locked...

>> No.15091158

>>15091111
Someone needs to edit this so the lamia is purple. Just saying.

>> No.15091171

>>15088627
Those thighs look good in HD.

>> No.15091174

Do NOT sniff Hellhound Mofu! I REPEAT, DO NOT SNIFF HELLHOUND MOFU!

It is spicy and huffing it will inevitably make you sneeze?

>> No.15091184

>>15091158
Shut up, grape snakes did nothing wrong.

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>>15091171
I wouldn't mind seeing how Wendigo thighs look on an adult body.

>> No.15091189

>>15091184
Grape is a meme fruit, much like your waifu

>> No.15091191

>>15091189
Snakes need love.

>> No.15091192

>>15091184
They exist to fuck up desert kingdoms out of spite, anon.

>> No.15091194

>>15091191
>Needing love
>Wanting love
>2016
If only you knew how much these things don't matter, Anon.

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>>15091194
....

>> No.15091205

>>15091192
I really think she suits me...

I'm sure that if I hug her enough she'll let go of her grudges.

>> No.15091207

>>15091203
You put those arrows away right now. I'm trying to make a point here.

>> No.15091209

>>15091203
Imma nibble her wings.

>> No.15091210

>>15091194
Aren't there literally animals that will starve themselves/die of depression for not having company or something? literally needing love to survive.

>> No.15091212

>>15091186
It wouldn't look as good, thighs can be cute and shapely at the same time on a small body.

>> No.15091213

I need some more reading material after having finished that Fallout MG thing on Anon-Kun. Can anyone reccomend a good series?

>> No.15091217

>>15091207
The only point here is the one she's about to put in you.

>> No.15091218

>>15091213
Of stories or actual books? Because if you want to know how not to write look at anything by Alp, Bollocks, NegaWalker, The Ant-Christ Himself Sukiru Ikeda.

Books are... Song of Ice and Fire, Discworld, Legend of Five Rings if you like Weeaboo Greyhawk

>> No.15091220

>>15091210
I didn't mean love not mattering for us, I meant it not mattering in the bigger scheme of things. At a cosmic level, none of that really makes a difference in the end.

>> No.15091221

>>15091213
>Fallout MG thing
Isn't that the thing that starts horribly wrong by making the MC some kind of reptile furry of doubtful sexuality?

>> No.15091225

>>15091217
You can't force love on someone who does not seek it, it's immoral. It's brainwashing.

>> No.15091226

>>15091218
Just like, monster girl things man.

>> No.15091228

>>15091220
Well, nothing really matters in life if you realize you are going to die anyways some day. Just don't think things too much, Anon, and enjoy your mortality.

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>>15091174
Spice is nice.

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>>15091220
>>15091220
....

>> No.15091232

>>15091221
What?

>> No.15091233

>>15091174

>You sneeze into your waifu's mofu/tail/vagina/unusual extremity/whatever

How does she react?

>> No.15091234

>>15091226
Dhampyre by LDR (Disclaimer: It has some yuri), Illothe by ELH since that's technically a series, anything by ThunderBrother

Dune for the truest monster girl, human women

>> No.15091241

>>15091203
>>15091230
What would a Cupid think of a Waifufag? I mean a waifufag in-universe. She comes across a boy who's in love with a character in a storybook.

>> No.15091245

>>15091228
I know. I used to, but I the more time I spend learning things on the internet, the less enjoyment I get out of life

>>15091230
You heard me, woman.

>> No.15091250

>>15091241
She'd probably try to Pymalion that shit for the boy.

>> No.15091252

>>15091230
I always found the fact that she is all serious while being a love angel quite ironic.

>> No.15091258

>>15091234
Are any of these, aside from Dune, on the writefag list?

>> No.15091263

>>15091230
I want to cum on a Cupid's face!

>> No.15091268

>>15091258
If they're not on the writefag list check the wordpress, Broham has all the authors listed.

>> No.15091269

>>15091263
You'd get shot.

>> No.15091273

>>15091269
Can't shoot while already shot in the face.

>> No.15091278

>>15091268
>wordpress
Where is this?

>> No.15091280

>>15091278
For the love of...

>> No.15091281

>>15091278
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

Literally in the OP.

>> No.15091282

>>15091278
Holy moley, kill yourself baka!

>> No.15091285

>>15091232
I remember starting reading some CYOA in a fallout with mosnter girls setting, the first decisions were about the MC and his circumstances, guess some faggots decided the MC was going to be some mutant furry with no genitals, i don't remember the details but the MC was a total abomination of nature, dropped it inmediately.

>> No.15091286

>>15091174
What if I eat it? Or even better, use it as seasoning and eat it together with her?

>> No.15091292

>>15091286
How many Scovilles is hellhound fur, I wonder?

>> No.15091293

>>15091280
>>15091281
>>15091282
Sorry, that was stupid on my part. I thought the writefag list he was talking about WAS the google doc.

>> No.15091297

>>15091273
You underestimate the focus and perseverance of Cupids.

>> No.15091298

>>15091213
>Anon-Kun
Oh God I miss that place, from back when the threads were still on /a/. It was a great place for sharing stories, that is until Dev-kun, or should I say "Kas" ruined the entire website's layout/functionality and started advertising it exclusively for redditors.

>> No.15091301

>>15091285
Now that's sabotaging a CYOA.

>> No.15091305

>>15091285
>>15091301
It was entirely the author's fault for making the MC's physiology optional to the readers.

>> No.15091307

>>15091285
No, the MC is literally just a male lamia.

>> No.15091308

>>15091225
You think she cares?

>> No.15091319

>>15091307
Not just a male lamia, i remember him having some mutant fuck-up shenanigans.

>> No.15091325

>>15091308
Well, she better sod off because I like having my personal space.

>> No.15091329

>>15091325
>implying an monster girl of love even understands the concept of personal space
>implying she isn't going to shoot you with that arrow
>implying she isn't going to go insane too.

Next thing you'll say is MG's do not like cuddling.

>> No.15091332

>>15091319
I'm pretty sure the only thing different from a person is that he has a shearh for his dick and a tail

>> No.15091333
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Can't you kids focus on anything?

>> No.15091336

>>15091307
>>15091319
Bah, that's a wasted opportunity.

If I did a CYOA like that, I'd go down the slippery slope of cyborg enhancement. You or your true love is in mortal danger, and there's nothing you can do in your current state? Get rid of those flimsy human arms, and become something strong enough to win and save the life of a loved one.
As you go on and on, it gets easier and easier to trade away your humanity for an easy fix to a seemingly impossible problem. Until one day, when you look in the mirror after waking up, and wonder for a second why you went to bed in a suit of powered armour. Then you realise.

>> No.15091355

>>15091329
I'd rather not get shot by brainwashing arrows, thank you very much. I don't trust her with those things, and I can't afford to lose any more sanity than I already have.

>> No.15091364

>>15091333
Well, my dick's now focusing on that picture
Really hard
Why does that look like Fatapulse?

>> No.15091390

>>15091355
Good luck getting anything remotely associated with the Greek mythos to not shoot you with a love arrow/stop being assholes/not rape everything. You're getting your love arrow and you'll like it, even if they carelessly make you and the wife of a powerful king fall in love and start a bloody war.

>> No.15091405

>>15091111
Go away Patrick, you're a month late.

>> No.15091410

>>15091333
Oh good, the abdominal ambassador arrived. Maybe we'll have some peace from the infernal hateposting.

Or at least some nice cuddles.

>> No.15091413

>>15091405
It's never too late to remove sneks.

>> No.15091416

>>15091390
Oh God, dude, I was just... for fuck's sake, somebody get this GODDAMNED CUPID OFF ME WOW

>> No.15091424

>>15091333
I want her to chew on my bamboo!

>> No.15091425

I want to fuck a Cupid.

>> No.15091428

>>15091413
I heard someone managed to do that in Ireland once, maybe we can do the same here?

>> No.15091433

>>15091424
Offering your houseplants for a snack?

>> No.15091440

>>15091428
I wonder if all Lamias hate Saint Patrick for doing that.

>> No.15091446

>>15091440
They spite him by making sure they keep their snekbutts in tip-top apple-bottom shape.

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>>15091111
Uh here you go I guess.

>> No.15091481

>>15091433
Of course, I treat my plants very well and i'm sure she would eat it with delight.

>> No.15091482

>>15091413
>>15091428
Tell you what, send them my way.

>> No.15091484

>>15091476
Justice status: being served.

>> No.15091500

>>15091484
You're awful

>> No.15091505

>>15091500
Maybe he's just hungry.

>> No.15091518

Sometimes all these talks about monstergirls makes me wish they were real.

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>>15091075
HELLPUPS

>> No.15091525

>>15091518
At least it's just something sentimental for you, i can't literally come here before fapping.

>> No.15091526

>>15091518
Me too.

>> No.15091531

>>15091522
No Hellpups. Only normal Wolf pups.

>> No.15091537

>>15091476
Who's the human, anyway? She looks like Noriko from Gunbuster.

>> No.15091539

>>15091531
One heckhound child, one wolfgirl child, one anubis child, one werewolf child, and one kobold child.

This is the perfect quintet of daughterus.

>> No.15091542

>>15091333
I focus super hard on alps, does that count?

>> No.15091549

>>15091537
I have no idea, I just figured it was some OC character from YOSHITORA's Pixiv page, at least according to sauceNAO.

>> No.15091551

>>15091539
What's the difference between wolfgirl and werewolf?

>> No.15091552

>>15091539

One heckhound child, one wolfgirl child, one anubis child, one werewolf child, and one kobold child walk into a bar...

>> No.15091558

>>15091552
>Taking your daughterus into a bar
You are the worst parent since the guy who tried to keep his mermaid daughteru in a fish tank.

>> No.15091559

>>15091552
The satyros running it asks if they wan some milk.

>> No.15091562

>>15091551
Wolfgirl has the ears, tail, fangs and mild behavioural traits of a wolf, whereas the werewolf is more towards the KC take on things. Paws, furry forearms and legs, and an even bigger change during the full moon.

At least, that's the distinction I've constructed.

>> No.15091564

>>15091562
Makes sense to me.

>> No.15091569

New sketch poll. Gonna be calling the winners late tonight or early tomorrow morning.

http://strawpoll.me/7404398

Pls vote pls.

>>15090568
>>15090589
>>15090600
>>15090629
Thanks dudes! Y-you too.

>>15090590
Thanks man! And yeah it's pretty bad but improvements have been made since then and that's what counts imo. I hope.

>>15090662
Thanks, and no problem dude! If drawing's what you'd like to to pursue, I personally can't teach for shit, but I'd be more than happy to point you in the direction of resources that I found helpful. Feel free to shoot me an email whenever mang o/

>> No.15091572

>>15091522
They'll all grow up to be delinquents, and bully poor, young Jimmy across the road.

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>> No.15091585

>>15091569
>got rid of the option for the Anubis Massage

Oh.

Oh.

>> No.15091587

>>15091583
Damn foxes not bothering to learn English.

>> No.15091589

>>15091559
That's now Satyros!
It's a kobold with fake horns and hooves!

>> No.15091593

>>15091522
the proper term is "heckpup."

>> No.15091594

>>15091585
Fuuuuuuuck, I forgot to add it in. It's still on the actual list though.

>> No.15091595

>>15091583
SPEAK AMERICAN, LADY

>> No.15091605

>>15091589
Shhhh, they're playing pretend bar.

>> No.15091606

>>15091585
It's a shame. I wonder what happened to him?

>> No.15091609

>>15091583
Tipping bonnet much?

>> No.15091611

>>15091583
Is this saucy fox trying to seduce the viewer?

If it is, it's gonna get it's tail brushed, feet massaged and head patted.

>> No.15091612

>>15091583
And a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady.

>> No.15091615

>>15091569
>Ara Ara Kraken/Wock Card Dealer
So whats at stake though? Whats the winner's prize?

>> No.15091617

>>15091569
In future I'd recommend not using Strawpoll. It's too easy to dupe votes, and people are obviously going to sabotage it by choosing the alpshit.

To be honest, I have no idea why the thread's so okay with it. Considering what's happened recently, the alpshit is even worse than what people say could happen with yuri.

>> No.15091619

>>15091605
I want to walk up to the bar, looking disheveled, drop twenty bucks on their bar, and ask for the strongest thing they've got, along with letting her know to keep the change.

>> No.15091626

>>15091587
>>15091595
>>15091612
>In a board named "Japanese Culture"
>Yet they don't know the glorious Nipponese language

You guys are so baka desu. How will you tenderly love Nippon monster girls if you can't understand their language?

>> No.15091628

>>15091626
I speak the language of love

>> No.15091629

>>15091626
American website made by an american, where one of the main rules is to speak engurishu.

Get your facts right, faggot-sama.

>> No.15091630

>>15091615
Cash, watches, marriage licenses, you know, the usual.

>> No.15091631

>>15091628
Darn, you got me there anon. I'll see myself out now.

>> No.15091634

>>15091626
>How will you tenderly love Nippon monster girls if you can't understand their language?
Eh, I can survive without love. Nips hate the west anyway, least I can do is not give a shit about their language

>> No.15091636

>>15091628
So I take it you're tired of talking to yourself?

>> No.15091641

>>15091634
I'm sorry for that post anon. I forgot the very easy to learn language of love, as >>15091628 has shown me.

>> No.15091642

>>15091626
I just can't understand her thick Kitsune accent.

All I hear is "Mofu mofu mofu."

>> No.15091648

>>15091641
>language of love
>Not speaking the language of war
What kind of human being do you take me for, son?

>> No.15091661

>>15091648
Not everyone can shed the blood of the saxon men, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

>> No.15091662

>>15091619
>They give you a glass of mixed chocolate milk, orange juice, and gummy bears
Would you drink it?

>> No.15091663

>>15090223
>Why you would want to put a Kobold in a latex outfit is a different matter entirely.
Well, you know...

>> No.15091669

>>15091662
I would, complete with the cough and gasp of someone who downed some fiery whiskey.

I'd then proceed to ask for another and continue to give a hollow eyed, worn look.

>> No.15091685

>>15091663
Hello kobold daughteru man.'
How will you react when she gets pregnant one day with a daughter of of her own.

>> No.15091689

Well, time to hit the hay.

Can somebody do me a favor and check under my bed for monstergirls?

>> No.15091692

>>15091626
I know like 3 characters, 三, 団 and の.
I can manage a conversation as long as the person I'm speaking to speaks slowly. I'm just fucking literate is all.

>> No.15091696

>>15091689
Sure thing Anon. I'll stay with you and keep you safe from all those monstergirls, daddy-o.

>> No.15091697

>>15091685
Hi anon!

We've taken measures to prevent that from happening, just a quick potion every month or so and she won't get pregnant until she stops taking them. Same goes for my waifu too, we're perfectly happy with just the tree of us!

>> No.15091699

>>15091689

Do it yourself.

>> No.15091704

>>15091689
Sure anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYMmUoqi2rs

Yep nothing here.

>> No.15091705

>>15091689
But if you check yourself, you might find your waifu for laifu,

If I do it, then I will take her instead.

>>15091704
Stuffed bear girl when KC?

>> No.15091706

>>15091697
>tree
>tree
>TREE

>> No.15091712

>>15091697
What happens should the worst happen and both of them get pregnant?
How do you handle this?

>> No.15091726

>>15091706
I don't know much about trees anon.

>>15091712
If it's truly unavoidable, then we'll welcome the new daughteru and grand-daughteru(?) with all the love and attention they deserve, and they'll only get dickings when they're good and ready! Also lots of cuddling and bellyrubs for pregnant Kobolds, those are nice.

>> No.15091729
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>>15091697
>Tree

Good man.

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>>15091689
If you hear the sounds of fur paws and laughing, run

All work and no mofu makes yeti a dull girl

>> No.15091735

>>15091726
>>15091726
You know, that reminds me of a discussion long ago where it was realized that long lived races like dragons could allow a guy to create a harem that theoretically includes great, great, grand daughterus due to life extension.

>> No.15091780
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15091780

monster girls?

>> No.15091786

>>15091780
Yeah sure why not.
It's the weekend and we haven't had a massive shitstorm yet.

>> No.15091797

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1o5DSXMJs

>> No.15091798
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New update from Loen

>> No.15091807

>>15091797
I thought that said 14/88 at first

I'm a bit disappointed

>> No.15091812

>>15091780
Eh, no NTR. I'm fine with it.

>> No.15091815

>>15091798
At first glance I got a big Yu-gi-oh vibe form her face.

Looks cute though!

>> No.15091820

>>15091780
>male
>birth

>> No.15091826

>>15091798
Meer is shit, stop posting her.

>> No.15091828

>>15091798
Holy shit that looks like the anime artstyle

Loen does it again

>> No.15091829

>>15091798
Miia is great, keep posting her.

>> No.15091831
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>>15091826
That's your opinion anon, and i will never stop

>> No.15091835

>>15091798
I want to pet that snake's head.

>> No.15091842

>>15091831
Even Draco is better.

>> No.15091843
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15091843

Why not go on a nice date with a Sean Angel anon?

>> No.15091846

>>15091843
>Those thighs
Sure, I'll take her to the aquarium

>> No.15091848
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15091848

I wanna go fisting with a Harpy!

>> No.15091852

>>15090340
>>15090362
What if instead of turning you into an abominable snowman like being, it just turns you into a buff and hairy lumberjack instead?

>> No.15091854

>>15091843
It might be the death of me, but... _no.

>> No.15091856

>>15091848
>Fisting
Woah buddy

>> No.15091862

>>15091856
>not wanting to wear your waifu like a sock puppet

Besides mamonobama should make it so you can't even wreck their goods doing it.

>> No.15091872
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15091872

>>15090774
Eldritch a cute!
CUTE!

>> No.15091874

>>15091872
I thought eldritch meant oblong?

>> No.15091878

>>15091843
What's she like,does she have a crush on me,and is she trustworthy? If I can trust her and she has actually interest in me then I'd gladly go on ah date with her as she seems like quite the cutie.

>> No.15091883

>>15087152

You know that image is from a quest from Cripplechan's /Monster/ right?

>> No.15091889
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15091889

Yo.

>> No.15091894

>>15091883
who gives a shit
they use our stuff all the time

>> No.15091897

https://youtu.be/X3NA8cRn2l8

CRUISING THE NEON-LIT STREETS AT NIGHT WITH YOUR HELLHOUND PARTNER AFTER CRACKING THE BIG CASE!

>> No.15091898

>>15091889
Yo

>> No.15091901

>>15091889
H-h-h-hi tiger amazon-chan. C-can I hold your hand?

Captcha: TALL TIMBERS

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15091908

I heard you guys like monstergirls
ebin thread

>> No.15091909

>>15091894

Oh they do? I thought there was some elitism on there.

>> No.15091913

>>15091908
oh hey we were talking about those earlier

>> No.15091914

>>15091908
That a mushroom?

>> No.15091915

>>15091909
There is, doesn't stop them from still posting crap from here

>thread for wock
>filled almost entirely with pictures wockfag commissioned
>still say this thread never makes anything in the same thread

>> No.15091926

>>15091872
I am scared of what she is implying, but im still going through with this for science.

>> No.15091927

>>15091908
Matango a shit
Post more
Though something more hardcore, this is rather mild ryona

>> No.15091931

>>15091889
What you want?

>> No.15091934

>>15091931
Isn't it obvious? She's dressed up all nice and even put on make-up. She wants a date. With you. Wimp.

>> No.15091954

>>15091934
Sorry, I'm taken by a bookwurm

>> No.15091962

>>15091954
The arrogance of man is thinking women are in our control, and not the other way around.
Let them fight.

>> No.15091972

>>15091962
Uh okay, whatever you say man.
I'm just gonna go home and spoon now.

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>> No.15091989

>>15091978
So she wants me to lick her pits?

>> No.15091993

>>15091820
Check ur privilege.

>> No.15091999
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15091999

You know what we need? dragon golems
(this one needs wings and a tail though)

>> No.15092001

>>15091999
Are they action figures or what?

>> No.15092007

>>15092001
They are just dragons with the stone and control proprieties of golems

>> No.15092011

>>15091999
Hmmm, that one needs her coolant tanks upgraded and a rear cushioning addition.

Further changes will need to wait and see if I go for a more protective unit or if I go the calming maid route.

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>>15091999
I've got this one from /tg ages ago
might go back for another drawing

>> No.15092028

>>15092011
I would say both but guard maid is a little overdone at this point

>> No.15092033

>>15092028
Maido build it is.
Time to upload some cleaning and cooking protocols, an encyclopedic knowledge of medicines and diseases and a few adjustments to make her much easier to cuddle.

>> No.15092038

If a drawing exist of >>15091999 together with >>15092015 it would be awesome
Magic dragon golem and science dragon golem are two sides of the boner coin

>> No.15092042

>>15091872
>Eldritch a cute!
>CUTE!

Cute? Perhaps, but I prefer the terms 'lovely,' 'beautiful,' and 'delightful.'

>> No.15092058

>>15092038
>Magic dragon golem and science dragon golem
Will they be allies of justice or mortal enemies?

>> No.15092060

>>15092033
Would be fun if she had a broom compartment in her tail

>> No.15092061

>>15092058
They will be villains who fuse together to form Magitek Dragon Golem in an attempt to defeat Lilimbane.

>> No.15092070

>>15092061
They are starting to sound like yugioh cards

>> No.15092076

>>15091872
>Wings made of tentacles
This is genius, we need more of it

>>15092042
Agreed, I'd add "unfathomable" and "cosmic" to the list

>> No.15092077

>>15092061
>Lilimbane
My brain pictures a 90's antiheroine

>> No.15092088

>>15092077
I was going for a Demonbane type of thing.

>> No.15092089

>>15092077
>Implying Lilimbane isn't the most righteous palibro ever to live

The title means bane of lilims. Has to be the one thing that might take one down, or at least cuntblock them hard enough to drive them crazy.

>> No.15092098

>>15092088
Remind me what that is, phone's being bitchy about tabs.

>> No.15092138

>>15092098
A mecha powered by the Necronomicon, it can beat Old Ones.

>> No.15092144

>>15092138
I see, thanks

>> No.15092145

>>15092060
Broom compartment in the tail.
Built in vaccuum in the arm.
Cooling/heating units that can regulate her temperature
headpat charged backup supply

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>>15092098
Justice incarnate.
>>15092138
Al is super cute.

>> No.15092149

>>15092147
Post the one where she's using a Shoggoth as a pillow.

>> No.15092156

>Hoboking is alive and posting on twitter again

AAAA MY HUSBANDO IS ALIVE ANONS

Still no update though.

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>>15092149
This one?

>> No.15092161

>>15092158
I was hoping for an actual screen from the game where she's straddling the tentacle and everything, but okay.

>> No.15092163

>>15092156
it's been 3 agonizing years but I waited, I never stopped believing and now the reason I got into monstergirls is back!

Ahahaha, soon there will be more postman werebat and fox girl rangers and all will be right in the world again!

>> No.15092167

>>15092163
They're coming to take you away, ha-ha!

>> No.15092172

>>15092167
n-no pls, even PapaN came back and with a new version of Heretical love quest too!

I need this anon!

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>>15092161
Wouldn't happen to be this one, would it?

>> No.15092178

>>15092175
That's the one I was thinking of.

>> No.15092180

>>15092175
Spoopy

>> No.15092236

>>15089204
>Wendigo on her own
Cute! Cuuuuuute!

>> No.15092240
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>You will never fall asleep by a snowy window, on a big comfy chair, with the hellhound delinquent curled up on your arms, on the school trip to the mountains

>> No.15092247

>>15091138
Who is best level girl?

Maiden in Black? Anastacia? Emerald Herald? Firekeeper the Third? Or Plain Doll?

>> No.15092252

>>15092247
Doll has cutest accent.

>> No.15092261

>>15092247
Doll is the best, only maiden in black comes close. The others are trash.

>> No.15092265

>>15092240
Mountain Lodges are the comfiest fucking places, swear to god.

>>15092261
You played DS3 yet? Firekeeper actually shares a lot of mannerisms with the Doll.
Doll has a nicer accent though.

>> No.15092275

>>15092265
Just don't suggest marriage.Yes you can finally marry your waifu in DS3 by consummating via one, hard, thrust.

>> No.15092277

>>15092275
>one, hard thrust
This sounds bad when I know what those games are like.

>> No.15092279

>>15092247
I've played neither Bloodborne nor Demon Souls so for Dark Souls, Fire Keeper > Anstacia > Emerald

>> No.15092281

>>15092277
No it's perfectly fine, in fact I'd even go far as to say it'll be one of the happiest moments in the game.

>> No.15092285

>>15092265
DS3 maiden has no character at all. She has almost no dialogue. She feels soulless (LOL XD).

>> No.15092287

>>15092281
Huh? Well, I, err, umm. This is going to end in tragedy no matter what, I just know it.

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>>15091848
>Squawk!

>> No.15092307

>>15092303
Boo! You didn't even bother to not half ass the photoshopped fist. You even got white line tracing what wouldn't be there if you used the magic trace tool and multiple layers.

>> No.15092312

>>15092307
Pfft, that stuff's for nerds.

>> No.15092313

>>15092275
Yes but Anri is not levelfu.

Also is human.
Er, Unkindled.
I mean, I guess Hollows are basically Zombies...and Unkindled are like, Super-Pyro Zombies...

...Super Pyro Zombies when KC?

>> No.15092317

>>15092312
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.png

>> No.15092322

>>15092317
With a bunch of nerdy monoeyes and crow tengu

>> No.15092361

How would you introduce cooked foods and proper meals to a MG who's used to eat raw foods from the wild?

>tfw you give your Scylla waifu an entire boiled alaskan king crab

>> No.15092367

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead please be sure to visit the elemental institute and take home one of the girls recently formed by mistake.
Tonight's mistake has lead to a recent increase in steam elementals that need good homes to take care of them.

>> No.15092368

>>15092367
She can live in my sauna.

>> No.15092377

>>15092368
Would she get her own little towel so she doesn't feel left out?

Would you take her with you?
It's a lot like having an airborn undine except she can heat herself up.

>> No.15092381

>>15092377
>her own little towel
What?

>> No.15092387

>>15092381
Typically one has a towel on when they are in the sauna.

Would she get a special towel or a standard one?

>> No.15092389

>>15092387
>Typically one has a towel on when they are in the sauna
Do you also wear a bathing suit in the shower? Is this some muslim thing?

>> No.15092399

>>15092389
No, some folks wrap themselves in towels when they use the sauna.

Men generally cover their privates, women cover their torso.

>> No.15092403

>>15092399
Not in my country they don't. Sounds uncomfortable and weird.

>> No.15092410

>>15092403
Whatever.
Towel, no towel.
Heck, even just have her sit around nude if you want, that's what all the other elementals do.

>> No.15092417

>>15092410
Dude, not whatever. You don't wear clothes to the sauna, that's just messed up. Unless you're going to go swim in a glade, then you need a cap to keep your ears from blistering. But I've never done that.

>> No.15092455

>>15092417
Finland please.
http://i.imgur.com/av1Yfds.jpg

>> No.15092464

>>15092455
Well excuse me if we don't consider nudity to be a world-ending travesty.

>> No.15092475

>>15092464
That's actually a pretty common practice worldwide.

>> No.15092479

>>15092475
It's not a practice here and we invented the sauna so you're all doing it wrong.
Now where's that Steam Elemental?

>> No.15092491
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15092491

Damaged goods is an underused archetype that should see more exposure.

>> No.15092496

>>15092491
I know it makes me a horrible person but dem burns kinda do it for me.
Same with Hanako and Balalaika.

>> No.15092498

As someone with a much-beloved fetish for a warm, steamy towel clinging to a woman's damp body, I find myself offended by this anon's absolute drive for nudity.

>> No.15092501

>>15092498
Our ancient ways are what they are, your foreign ways are foreign and should stay out of our woods, perkele.

>> No.15092504

>>15092491
I see what you did there.

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>>15092491
>You will never date a damaged monstergirl
>You will never slowly chip away at her cold, unfeeling outer shell
>You will never hold her close as you tell her you love her
>She will never embrace you with tears in her eyes as you tell her how beautiful she is
>You will never be there for her at night, holding her to comfort her when the nightmares come
Is this what despair feels like?

>> No.15092511

>>15092491
I often feel regret due to my desire to marry a blind woman.

>> No.15092515

>>15092501
Your ancient ways mean nothing in the face of fetishism!

>> No.15092534

>>15092491
I want to send a centaur with a broken leg to the glue factory!

>> No.15092536

>>15092534
>Animal farm with monstergirls
No. It fucking hurts too much.

>> No.15092540

>>15092536
P'Orcs already walk on two legs and get drunk anyway.

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>>15090978
Look at that
THICK
FAT
FIERY
TAIL

How does that THICK FAT FIERY TAIL even fit on her back?

>> No.15092563

>>15092507
No despair is having this healing fetish and having other anons insult the shit out of you for not being an edgy purefag.

>> No.15092565
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>>15092361
>Giving a Hellhound who lived in the wild her first curry
I want to do this so badly.

>> No.15092568

>>15092491
I would like to see a story where an anon has cute dates with an mg who lose her voice, and can only speak through her Electrolarynx.

>> No.15092577

>>15092565
I want to take a hellhound's first kiss and I want it to be savory and spicy!

>> No.15092590

>>15092577
I want to give a Yuki-Onna her first taste of a jalapeno burger.

>> No.15092592

>>15092590
That just makes me want to give a hellhound a slushie.

>> No.15092594

>>15092491
MGE Zombies are that archetype incarnate

I want to make gentle love to a Zombie everyday to have her wounds slowly heal
And one day, she'll eventually turn into a Wight and the healing process will be complete, she'll gain confidence and pride

>> No.15092595

>>15092568
>an mg who lose her voice
I'm on board.

>can only speak through her Electrolarynx.
Dropped.

>> No.15092604

>>15092565
Careful she might become addicted, it's your responsibility to keep your Hellhound fit

>>15092590
What would you do if the spiciness made her dizzy and she acted lewd because of it?

>> No.15092605

>>15092577
I want to approach my christmas cake nerdhound teacher after class and tell her I'll marry her if she wants

>> No.15092612
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How does she walk on these?

>> No.15092613

This thread went pretty fast

>> No.15092615

>>15092612
She ice-skates everywhere like that one shitty x-men character

>> No.15092616

>>15092612
by floating

>> No.15092617

>>15092612
She doesn't walk, she skates, ice-skates

Don't bring your Glacies waifu to the store, she'd knock everything off the shelves

>> No.15092619

What mg is the Anal Idol?
Excluding the obvious anubus/whitesnake

>> No.15092622

>>15092612
very carefully.

>> No.15092624
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>>15092619

>> No.15092631

>>15092624
No way. Who would put anything in an innocent little Alice's butt?

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>>15092631
Seriously, what kind of sick and twisted bastard would even think of sexualizing an Alice.

>> No.15092639

>>15092635
I know, right? You'd have to be a special kind of depraved motherfucker to take advantage of the naive, trusting nature of those little succubutts.
And even then, why their butts of all places?

>> No.15092664

>>15092639
Alices are for perverted fat old men

>> No.15092665
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>>15092619
You know, I really want to say Hinezumi. Tell me you wouldn't pound this tight but plump rat ass after she challenged you to random street fight. And all the while she looks at you with a look of mixed arousal and fury.

>> No.15092668

>>15092664
Alices are for caring onii-chans who wouldn't do anything lewd to them.

>> No.15092669

>>15092605
>Thick Christmas Cake Nerdhound
I don't think my dick could handle it

>> No.15092674

>>15092605
I want to approach my christmas cake nerdhound teacher after class and tell her no one would ever marry a nerdhound like her.

>> No.15092684

>>15092665
>Ass raping a Hinezumi after defeating her with ease
>She's furious because not only are you having your way with her but you defeated her using dirty tricks
>She tries to ask if you have no honor when you strike her butt cheek with your hand causing her to let out a lout moan
>Realising what just happened she gives you a glare that could kill until you strike her again causing an even louder moan to escape her mouth
>That was the day the Hinezumi learned two things, that all is fair in street fights and that her true nature is that of a masochist

>> No.15092685

>>15092674
Nerdhounds aren't for bully!

>> No.15093025

>>15092685
All nerds are for bullying.

>> No.15093027
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15093027

>>15092684
>lout moan
Fuck me, I'm too tired for this.

>> No.15093031

>>15093025
Nerds are for loving and freaky sex

>> No.15093046

>>15093031
>monster nerds are for bullying and blackmailing into freaky sex

Fixed.

>> No.15093058
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15093058

I want to breed a shapely kitsune!

>> No.15093066
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15093066

>>15093058
Too bad, we're fresh out of those. Only flat foxes are left.

>> No.15093067

>>15093058
Those are big breasts

>> No.15093068

>>15093058
>that image

I need an adult.

>> No.15093071

>>15093066
If they're half size, can I get them for half price?

>> No.15093074

>>15093058
That sounds like a great idea until she actually gives birth and you have a liter of kitsune daughters to deal with

Those things require a lot of attention, you wouldn't want them to go feral because of your poor parenting right?

>> No.15093075

>>15093068
Please fill out the proper paperwork and send it through the correct channels if you wish to have access to an adult.

>> No.15093080

>>15093071
Sort of, only two for the price of one discounts are available. Got to clear the stock.

>> No.15093087

>>15093080
I'll take four!

>> No.15093089

>>15093075
What forms do I need?

>> No.15093094

>>15093068
Fuck off underage
MOOODS

>> No.15093097
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15093097

>>15093080
Sounds like a good deal, I'll take a matching set.

>> No.15093100

>>15093089
No one really knows.
Legend has it adults don't even exist.

>> No.15093103

>>15093100
Ha, jokes on you I got them

There is this weird fine print though. It's so small I can only make out "Onee-sabbath" and "cuddles and wuv"

>> No.15093104
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15093104

>>15093094
Everyone needs an Adult

>> No.15093147

>>15093104
>that pic
Oh yes is rape

>> No.15093149
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15093149

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

>> No.15093155
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15093155

The last image belongs to Beelzebub.

>> No.15093156

>>15093155
Spoopy

>> No.15093158

>>15093155
She's eating Anon's sandwich!

>> No.15093164

>>15093158
I bet she's also the kind of girl to finish a drink and put the empty bottle back in the fridge.

Someone needs to punish her.

>> No.15093168

>>15093164
So you're saying we need the Punisher?

I think this is the point in which charon rapes me isn't it?

>> No.15093169

>>15093164
I want to insert paladin girl's eggs into Beelzebub butt!

>> No.15093173

>>15093168
But charon is the pun-isher.

>> No.15093218

>>15093149
>song is birthday cake
>image is Ushi Flambé
But why
That's not how you bake

>> No.15093227

>>15093218

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake

>> No.15093240

>>15093227
>Flooo-ur...
>Oh, it means FLOOR!
>I can get that
And that's why anon decided the ushi needed to actually go take a cooking course.

>> No.15093273

>>15093240
Yeti Ramsey simmers with rage

>> No.15093282

>>15093273
Yeti Ramsey!?!

I'll go with the Hinezumi Ramsey

>> No.15093283

>>15093282
Why not Sheep Ramsey?

>> No.15093287

>>15093283
Thinking who she rages made my head hurt.

>> No.15093288

>>15093066
Fox lolis with massive rears.

>> No.15093290

>>15093283
We need a Holst Ramsey.

>> No.15093292

>>15093273
>Yeti Ramsey
I'm...curious.
YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>> No.15093295

>>15093227
BREAK IT DOWN BITCH LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW THEN PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

>> No.15093309

>>15093295
God damn I was drinking

>> No.15093326

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna dive into the monstergirl wiki to see if there's any decent stories there. If the cancer overtakes me then it's been a pleasure posting with you all.

>> No.15093337

>>15093326
Spoopy

>> No.15093342

>>15093326
Some of the stuff from the contest was actually pretty decent but majority of it is on the same level as harry potter fanfiction so I admire your bravery.

>> No.15093346

>>15093326
Go anon go, you can do it!

>> No.15093368

>>15093342
how bad does the HP fanfiction get?

>> No.15093374

>>15093368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU

>> No.15093377

>>15093368
Some of it is mlp fanfic levels of bad.
I remember reading some mlp fanfics out of curiosity. I need a mindflayer to help me forget it.

>> No.15093378

>>15093368
If its anything like the smash and naruto circles then be fucking afraid.

`My immortal` maybe officially removed but it created a legacy of shit.

>> No.15093383

>>15093377
ever heard of the conversion bureau?

>> No.15093385

>>15093377
Oh hey, I used to write some of that. Pretty sure I went and wiped it all off my hard drive a few ears ago, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't help me eventually become a writefag here.

>> No.15093387

>>15093374
Holy shit is this really a thing? it feels like one of those shitty stories made just for laughs, this can't be real can it?

Oh man, and i thought my writing was bad.

>> No.15093392

>>15093383
>the conversion bureau
Can’t say I have.

So I looked it up and… wow. Just… wow.

>>15093385
Well you gotta start somewhere. At least it was a starting off point for you, so it’s not all bad.

>> No.15093393

>>15093387
Never underestimate how awful the writing of a young girl can be, or boy for that matter.

>> No.15093394

>>15093374
PAIN

>> No.15093395

>>15093374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4

>> No.15093402

>>15093393
at least axe cop is intentional

>> No.15093410

>>15093392
>wow. Just… wow.
I know right?
I used to think i had unsettling ideas but shit

>> No.15093416

>>15093395
The fuck is this shit?

>> No.15093417

>>15093374
>>15093395
You know, I just can't think of these as the worst. I know they're the famous ones, but to me the worst are where the author has a (marginal) understanding of grammer and how to put a story together but comes up with something shitty anyway.

Like stories about how Ron is a rapist or Dumbledore is worse than Voldemort (or where they forget the conflict with Voldy altogether) and Harry/Hermione is shoved down peoples throats.

Then again I'm one of those weirdos who thinks fanfics can be good (CAN being the keyword here)

>> No.15093420

>>15093374
>>15093395
I swear to god i had a headache listening to these, what the fuck?

>> No.15093421

>>15093374
I once read a Hermione x devil's snare fic that got me into tentacle porn.

it was neat

>> No.15093437

>>15093417
>Dumbledore is worse than Voldemort
Isn't it canon? I remember there was something about him and his brother creating wizard supremacists club in the past and that he wanted to sacrifice Harry from the start

>> No.15093438

>>15093395
This guy actually seems like he has at least some notion of how writing works, sadly he's batshit insane.

>> No.15093444

>>15093437
It's cmplicated. I don't wanna argue about Harry Potter canon. I wanna talk about I dunno Titanias.

>> No.15093449

>>15093437
His boyfriend actually.

>> No.15093465

>>15093385
Not quite as bad but I used to do lewd RWBY fabrics on /co/. Then I deleted my pastebin a couple years later.

>> No.15093469

>>15093465
Fanfics. Fucking autocorrect.

>> No.15093473

>>15093444
I want to give a Titania a fake pair of horns and proclaim her the new demon lord and tell her to 'wing it'

>> No.15093487

>>15093473
One of her first acts is "free hugs and sweets day" and all sadistic monsters go to "Niceness training"

>> No.15093495

>>15093068
She is an adult.

>> No.15093497

Gonna tame a Hellhound.

>> No.15093501

>>15093487
>The Demon Lord wants to take away your fangs/claws/gains/wings etc! Vote Grump Alp and make Mamono great again!

>> No.15093506

>>15093497
Gonna post a bait

>> No.15093514

>>15093497
>Put a shock collar on a Hellhound
>It shocks her anytime she wants to fuck
>It just arouses her more
>Battery is dead before the day ends

>> No.15093518

>>15093497
You don't have enough badges

>> No.15093527

>>15093518
At this point I have so many badges, I could tame the DL.

>> No.15093532

>>15093497
http://i.imgur.com/BzOyY9I.gif

>> No.15093537

>>15093514
I feel like powerful tranquiliser would be a better option here.
She can't rape if she can't move.

>> No.15093538

>>15093527
Arts n crafts badges made by 5 year olds don't do anything, you know.

>> No.15093548

>>15093537
That's not taming, it's just limiting her actions. The desire to rape and her instincts are still there.

>> No.15093554

>>15093292
THIS STEAK IS SO FUCKING DRY YOU WOULD MAKE A WENDIGO CRY
I want to see "Chef Yeti locked herself in the freezer"

>> No.15093559

>>15093548
That's just one portion.
There are many, many other complicated steps that have to be executed perfectly in order for it to work.

>> No.15093564

>>15093538
Shows what you know. My badges are made by chinese slave children, which gives them extra power.

>> No.15093565

>>15093559
It's not going to work anyway.

>> No.15093572

>>15093565
I'm still going to try.

>> No.15093573

>>15093565
>"Never try"
> - Anon 2016
What a hero.

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